Ben's Road Rage, Our New Personal Chef, & Getting Scammed

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Ben’s Road Rage, Our New Personal Chef, & Getting Scammed
Air Date: July 30, 2024
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Micah

Episode Overview

This episode is a lively, banter-heavy mix covering pet debates (cats vs. dogs), road rage stories, scams and social media antics, the joys and pitfalls of online spending, and the crew's recent upgrade to a personal chef at the CboysTV compound. As always, lighthearted roasting, behind-the-scenes group dynamics, and offbeat perspectives on viral topics (like anti-sex beds at the Olympics) blend with genuine insights into healthy habits, group living, and the business of being digital creators.

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Table of Contents

• Key Topics & Timestamps
• Pets: Cats vs. Dogs & Shop Animals
• Travel Gripes & Flight Mishaps
• Olympic Hot Takes & Viral Myths
• Comment Section Fame & Social Media Habits
• Road Rage & Defensive Driving
• Getting Scammed & Internet Culture
• Insurance, the Kia Boys, & Car Talk
• Group Living: The New Chef & Eating Better
• Amazon Prime Day & Questionable Purchases
• Cheetos Sponsorship Dreams & Hot Dog Revelations
• Dirt Bikes, Mods, and 'Money Mike'
• Memorable Quotes

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Key Topics & Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamps | Main Highlights | |----------------------------------|----------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------| | Pets: Cats vs. Dogs | 02:23 – 09:00 | Pet debates, shop animals, allergies, Mike’s cat confession | | Travel & Flight Mishaps | 10:15 – 16:45 | Grueling airport stories, nearly 24h trip, medical emergencies | | Olympic Hot Takes & Myths | 17:12 – 22:36 | Cardboard beds, Snoop Dogg at Olympics, breakdancing as a sport | | Social Media Antics | 22:37 – 24:18 | Comment section fame, Instagram habits, going viral | | Road Rage & Defensive Driving | 25:16 – 29:40 | Road rage stories, flick-offs, defensive driving, calling the cops | | Getting Scammed | 37:09 – 40:01 | Online scams, meta emails, the 'Nigerian Prince' scam | | Insurance & Car Talk | 43:24 – 48:50 | Kia theft crisis, insurance companies refusing coverage | | Personal Chef & Group Living | 48:05 – 52:05 | Eating healthier, chef Jen, habit changes, group habits | | Amazon Prime Purchases | 71:25 – 74:30 | Overspending on Amazon, "girl math", sharing accounts | | Cheetos & Hot Dogs Running Jokes | 53:44 – 61:06 | Cheetos "sponsor", Mike’s hot dog obsession, roasting & memes | | Dirt Bike Talk & 'Money Mike' | 66:46 – 72:49 | Bike builds, expensive tastes, mods, and the quest for side hustles |

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Pets: Cats vs. Dogs & Shop Animals (02:23–09:00)

• Mike admits to being a cat guy—causing good-natured shock and teasing from the other guys.
  • "I think it's a little bit emasculating being a cat guy." – Mike (04:01)
• Storytime: Growing up with farm cats, giving away kittens, and the short-lived shop cat Bella ("RIP Bella – fucked up a lot of stuff")
• Cat vs. dog ownership: Dogs as companions; cats as aloof but lovable "dicks."
  • "You’d prefer like a whole other life that we don’t know about." – CJ (04:14)
• Allergies: Multiple hosts talk about growing out of cat allergies or choosing pets for relationships.
• Integrating new pets: Concerns about bringing a new ragdoll cat home and how resident cats react.

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Travel Gripes & Flight Mishaps (10:15–16:45)

• Airport nightmares: Evan recounts a 20+ hour travel day for a giveaway project.
  • "I was only on the ground in Florida for less than three hours." – Evan (11:03)
• Everyone agrees flying is often much more tiring than it looks—sometimes driving seems better, delays make the trip feel pointless.
• Ben’s worst travel: A “24-hour flight ordeal” to Montana, which would have been faster by car.
• Airport/airplane drama: Dealing with unruly passengers and medical emergencies inflight.
  • "I slept through all this, which is crazy, but Greta was watching it all go down." – Ben (16:23)

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Olympic Hot Takes & Viral Myths (17:12–22:36)

• Snoop Dogg’s appearance at the Olympics is contrasted with past athlete weed bans.
• Cardboard “anti-sex” beds: The group expresses skepticism and fatigue over this repeated viral story. CJ describes commenting on an Instagram post about it:
  • "I am so beyond tired of hearing about this." – Micah, in a viral Instagram comment (22:16)
• Discovery: The beds are really about sustainability, not "anti-sex".
• Olympic "hookup" rumor debunking: Stigma about athletes, STDs, and the French as joke scapegoats.

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Comment Section Fame & Social Media Habits (22:37–24:18)

• The guys joke about how comments can go viral, and how Instagram curates feeds to show friends’ comments; sometimes it feels cringy.
• Micah brags about a comment getting 5,000 likes; Ben gets 18,000 on a comment under Evan’s crashing reel.
  • "I comment a lot, but I’m not firing a comment on every post..." – Micah
• Small talk about viral content strategies.

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Road Rage & Defensive Driving (25:16–29:40)

• Ben’s road rage story:
  • Getting tailgated in a left lane, exchanging double middle fingers, and then ending up stuck next to the offender for miles.
  • "Who won in that situation if you both got fingers up?" – Evan (29:00)
• Mike tells of close calls with reckless drivers and considering calling the cops.
• Everyone agrees: Defensive driving and emotional control are key.
  • "If you give anger in a situation, you’re gonna look dumb and probably get anger back." – Evan (25:16)

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Getting Scammed & Internet Culture (37:09–40:01)

• Scams: Mike nearly falls for a "Meta" phishing email about Instagram security.
• Classic "Nigerian Prince" scam talk, raising nostalgia and ridicule.
• Joke: "People are still falling for these? Dalton says they started in 1910."

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Insurance, the Kia Boys, & Car Talk (43:24–48:50)

• Dramatic news: State Farm and others are refusing to insure certain Kias/Hyundais due to theft spikes.
• Talk about how anti-theft devices lower insurance premiums for RAM TRXs but not for older Hummers.
• Jokes at the Kia brand’s expense and imagining themselves "Kia Boysing" friends’ cars.
• Car mod talk: Debating the practicality (and overkill) of high-horsepower rear-wheel-drive Corvettes, including the new ZR1 ("1064 horsepower!").

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Group Living: The New Chef & Eating Better (48:05–52:05)

• Dishes and chores drama: Ryan is called out for passive-aggressive group chat reminders; Evan points out Ryan’s own old potato salad left in the fridge.
• The personal chef, Jen, gets universal praise for improving their eating habits and routines:
  • “Having a chef has just been 10 out of 10, best thing ever.” – Mike (48:28)
• Benefits: Regular, healthy lunches, higher productivity, less restaurant food, even weight and cholesterol improvements.
• Nostalgia for the old routine—most nearby restaurants are unhealthy bars.
• "I don’t love a schedule, but I do love that it’s 12:30 every day." – Mike (50:10)

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Amazon Prime Day & Questionable Purchases (71:25–74:30)

• Mike admits to a spending spree on Amazon Prime Day: $1,100 spent, $400 "saved".
  • Group jokes it’s “girl math” or “anybody math” to count what you "saved" by buying more.
• They list some random purchases—solar lights, table lamps, an expensive $190 pillow ("feels so good!"), a tech deck, and more.
• "Some of this I returned, and some was not even for me, it was for Sydney.” – Mike (74:12)
• They joke about a guy who faked Amazon returns by filling boxes with sand after using the contents to repair roads (and getting arrested).

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Cheetos Sponsorship Dreams & Hot Dog Revelations (53:44–61:06)

• Evan jokes about a Cheetos sponsorship and dreams of "upgrading to Flamin’ Hot"—gets roasted by the rest for Cheeto obsession.
• Mike’s hot dog "addiction" is a running joke:
  • "You eat them without the bun, mostly, Mike, so you can eat more of them." – Ben (62:23)
  • Mike swears he doesn’t eat eight a day, “only at baseball games, races…okay, maybe a few more here and there."
• They riff on Joey Chestnut (competitive eater) being Mike’s hero.
• A self-aware moment: "Hot dogs will literally shave years off your life, but it’s worth it!"

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Dirt Bikes, Mods, and 'Money Mike' (66:46–72:49)

• Evan and Ben sing the praises of electric dirt bikes (Stark Varg) and compare ride experiences.
• Mike ("Money Mike") details expensive bike and car upgrades: purple Excel wheels ($1,500), carbon fiber skid plates, repainted Subarus, and more.
  • "I can’t stop spending money." (71:10)
• The group suggests Mike needs a side hustle to pay for his hobbies.

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Memorable Quotes

"If you give anger in a situation, you’re gonna look dumb and probably get anger back."
— Evan, on handling public confrontation and road rage (25:16)

"Having a chef has just been 10 out of 10, best thing ever."
— Mike, on healthier eating with chef Jen (48:28)

"I think it’s a little bit emasculating being a cat guy."
— Mike, pet confessions (04:01)

"I am so beyond tired of hearing about this."
— Micah, on the anti-sex beds Olympic myth (22:16)

"Hot dogs will literally shave years off your life, but it’s worth it!"
— Mike, justifying his hot dog habit (61:08)

"You’d prefer like a whole other life that we don’t know about."
— CJ to Mike, on pet personalities (04:14)

"I can’t stop spending money."
— Mike, self-reflection on Amazon Prime Day purchases (71:10)

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Notable Moments

• [16:23] Ben sleeps through a medical emergency on a plane, Greta quietly handles it.
• [22:16] Micah’s viral comment about Olympic beds gets referenced in real time.
• [28:18] Double middle finger showdown in Ben’s road rage story.
• [53:44] Mock-dramatic reveal of Mike’s secret hot dog binges.
• [71:10] Group intervention and laughter over Mike’s Amazon Prime Day spending habits.

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Final Thoughts

“Ben’s Road Rage, Our New Personal Chef, & Getting Scammed” is a quintessential CboysTV podcast: irreverent, revealing, full of inside jokes, Midwest observations, and practical real-life wisdom. Whether it’s getting healthier via a group chef, learning to ignore internet scams, or just understanding how not to escalate when someone flicks you off in traffic, this episode balances advice and entertainment—delivered in the guys’ authentic, bantering style.

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Transcript

[A]

Guys ever like, called the cops on someone?

[B]

Yeah, one time called snitching.

[C]

Mike pawns his PlayStation.

[B]

These would be super chill Olympics. We should encourage him.

[D]

Cleared out the whole fridge of all the beer. It smells like smoke in the house now. And the key is gone.

[A]

I can't stop spending money.

[E]

Thinking about the next couple weeks we fest slash New York next week. Then the week after that is Sturgis. Then the week after that I'm going to Johnny's Classic. Then the week after that is nothing. And then the week after that is heydays. Yeah, then it's haydays. Just like an insane six weeks.

[C]

Yeah, I feel like that's been like the last six years.

[E]

Yeah, you're right. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode of Guys Talking into Microphones. We are the guys. These are the microphones. And. And I'm about to ask the hard.

[A]

Hitting questions and I'm going to speak into the microphone with an answer.

[E]

Proud of you, dude. What do you think?

[C]

Be ready to receive some heat back.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Evan's pretty firing up this pod.

[B]

Oh, don't put this all on me, Ben.

[A]

Oh, what?

[C]

All of it.

[A]

True.

[E]

You are the only guy with a. What is that? Champagne in a bottle over there?

[B]

We got a little high life champagne.

[E]

And beers nearly upgrade them. Well, I was just gonna ask you guys, like, what do you think the dogs know about vacuums?

[C]

That we don't ask questions right away.

[A]

When they bark at vacuums.

[E]

Yeah, dogs hate vacuums.

[A]

They also a lot of dogs hate turning wheels. They hate when wheels turn if the wheel is sitting there. You know, to be fair, it's like.

[C]

Head level, eye level.

[A]

Yeah, right. I just always remember that, like in the power wheel, you're in the power wheel, you could stop and they just are like, what's up? And then you start moving.

[C]

Good point, Mike.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

What about cats and cucumbers? Yeah, what do they know about cucumbers?

[A]

See, and I tried it and it didn't work and I wished it did because that shit's pretty funny.

[C]

Yeah, Mike, you're a cat guy, aren't you?

[A]

You just set a cucumber next to the cat and nothing happened.

[B]

So that's a thing. Cats are cucumbers.

[A]

They like turn around and see it and then they jump 10ft in the air.

[E]

Evan loves cucumbers.

[D]

That's so crazy.

[E]

Inside of his.

[C]

Prison wallet.

[E]

Oh, good stuff, guys.

[A]

All right, hit us with another one.

[E]

Another one? Yeah, that was the only one I could think of on my long Plane ride yesterday, it was all over the gosh dang place.

[A]

I wish apples were called red. Reds.

[F]

Reds.

[E]

You can buy red ciders.

[A]

Oh, grab me an orange and a red.

[B]

Bananas are called yellows.

[A]

Yeah, I like that. Give me a bundle of clothes.

[C]

Have you always been a cat guy, Mike?

[A]

Yeah, dude, yeah, yeah, Yeah. I grew up with cats and dogs.

[C]

But like, like house cats though. Like, like farm.

[A]

That's what's kind of. Kind of funny. Yeah, no cats were ever allowed in the house. But like.

[E]

But was the dog Dodge?

[A]

No.

[E]

Right?

[A]

No. Yeah, no animals in the house. But we had like farm cats and they would just fire babies out, like multiple litters a year. The first mama cat we had had 10 babies the first time she had cats. Yeah.

[C]

Like, what do we do Right when we became friends? Like, not, not too far after you were like, yeah, we've got these kittens. So me and Greta came over.

[E]

Yeah?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What you do first and last time I ever went to your house, Mike.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Only once. Yeah.

[C]

Cuz I wasn't there the time that you guys had the party and your grandparents found out.

[A]

Yeah, I wasn't either.

[D]

I've never even been there.

[A]

The cats are really easy to give away, believe it or not. Like when you just like shove a cute little tiny kitten in their face, they're like, yeah, I'll take it.

[E]

Well, we had a cat in the shop, Bella. For a little bit, we were a cat household over here.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Rip, Bella, rip.

[E]

There's a good cat. Fucked a lot of stuff up though. A lot of doors.

[C]

Yeah, you can.

[D]

A lot of hair everywhere.

[C]

Still see where Bella was.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That's kind of the nice thing is like she. When you had your MasterCard parked inside, she like scratched up. Not really that much, but she scratched up the foam, which is easy to replace, but now you leave it to member her.

[E]

So, Mike, why do you think you are a cat guy?

[A]

I don't know. Because I think it's a little bit emasculating being a cat guy.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Like being honest, why I forget that you're a cat guy and then I see your stories.

[A]

Like when someone's going to forget Mike, cat.

[C]

You'd prefer like a whole other life that we don't know about.

[A]

Yeah. Like when people find out, I would prefer a cat over a dog.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Like, holy, you're so whack, bro.

[D]

I think that is crazy.

[E]

I think that's a tough thing to like come out and say.

[A]

I agree.

[E]

I don't think, like, obviously I Love, Daisy. But I could see the draw of a cat because the cat just kind of like does its thing and it isn't barking and loud and running around.

[A]

Cat's only cat that knows where it's at.

[C]

Yeah. But like, the point. I feel like the point of having a dog is like, it kind of acts as like a companion, you know? But cats are just like little dicks.

[E]

They are.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's why I love cats.

[A]

Yeah. You know what is funny? It's literally. It's like a brother, you know, like, we like, dap it up and hang out, and then the next. Next thing you know, he's biting me and I'm like, out of here. That's what I'm saying.

[D]

Aren't you allergic to cats, Mike?

[A]

Dude, yes. Like, I was. And now, like, not really that bad. It was a lot of it.

[D]

You just do permanently. You just got used to it, you know?

[A]

I was like, well, I'll get used to it. I'll take allergy pills. And then like now in the season, I have to take algae pills here and there. But, like, isn't that crazy? I'm just, like, not allergic to hats anymore.

[D]

That's really lucky. That suck dick. If you lived in a house that.

[A]

Had a cat, then we're gonna get another one.

[E]

Really? Yeah.

[A]

What is it called?

[E]

It's a second cat. It's.

[A]

Yes. It's like a purebred, which I always feel bad about. I always feel bad about too. Like, you should go to the shelter and freaking rescue. You know, Even if you don't want an old one, like, go to the shelter and get like a young one. But purebred cat. It's a rag doll. Oh, yeah.

[E]

Whoa.

[C]

So they're just gotta be careful too.

[B]

Like, you have a cat already that's used to home and you bring another one in, they might just hate each other.

[A]

I know. I'm worried.

[E]

So who's gonna win? The. Probably slightly more.

[A]

Probably the current cat, Franklin.

[C]

But why do you want to get another cat?

[A]

Just like cats and rag dolls are cute. You could use a friend.

[D]

My girlfriend has a cat.

[E]

Look at that little thing.

[A]

They got bright blue eyes.

[E]

What are you gonna name it?

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

It's a good name.

[A]

Blanket.

[E]

Blanket.

[A]

Shout out, Michael Jackson.

[D]

Alex has a cat. My girlfriend, she's had it since she was like a kid. And I was so super, super allergic to it. So now the cat just stays at her mom's house.

[E]

Really? So you won over the cat?

[A]

Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't have any chance?

[D]

She just.

[E]

Yeah, the cat got kids.

[A]

Nice of her.

[E]

That is nice.

[C]

We had a shop cat for a couple weeks.

[A]

That was fun. I Lunchbox again. I would never like show up to the shop with a cat and be like, no, it's gonna be fine. We can have a shop cat. But like, I mean, I would love.

[C]

It, but also I liked it.

[A]

A shop dog.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

It was fun having the cat, Lunchbox, but it was a wild cat and Ken was allergic. I was allergic. And you were still allergic back then, at least.

[C]

And I was allergic too.

[D]

Ben was allergic. It was leaving hair, dude. Honestly, you'd be surprised for how big and open the shop was. It would just leave enough hair around that eventually you were kind of like, yeah, I was just like sneezing, whatever, you know, itchy eyes. And we were. He was more of a rescue. And then. Then once the it warmed up, we let him back outside.

[C]

Lunchbox was a good cat though.

[A]

Such a good name too. Just funny. I just love funny names.

[C]

How did Lunchbox. Did you come up with that, cj?

[D]

Yeah, basically. Well, actually, I gotta give credit to Alex's sister. She started call Lunchbox, I think, and then I just really picked up on it.

[C]

I could see myself getting a dog maybe a couple years.

[E]

You just wait.

[C]

Haven't committed to it, but just keeping it open.

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

I think having a dog would be pretty awesome. My girlfriend's family has a dog and I love it. Bridger.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Is that their only dog?

[C]

No, they have two.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

But Bridger is the only one that gets as much love. I just love Bridger, Bernie's mountain dog. Huge slobbers everywhere.

[E]

Dude.

[C]

They bring that thing, like such a lover everywhere.

[E]

Like, I mean, it goes to Big sky. It goes everywhere.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

For being larger than a human.

[C]

Yeah, it's huge. £120.

[E]

Oh, my God. Dude.

[C]

But that's like on the high, like the heavier end of Bernese mountain dogs from my understanding. So, like most of them I think are like between 100 to 80 pounds. So it's like not as big, but still a huge dog.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I think it'd be so cute having dog run around around here. Like around the shop though.

[F]

It would.

[E]

I honestly, I'm some days down and then other days I'd be like, It'd just be tough. We're too on the go for a dog. But maybe one day it will be difficult.

[D]

There's no way. Who would take care of it?

[E]

Everybody.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You say everybody, but then they go. Then nobody's got taken care of it. No, he's taking care of it. He's taking. Next thing you know, dog's hungry.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

All over the place.

[A]

That's. I, I'm always all for when like friends, you know, we got a lot of friends that have dogs when they're just like. Even if it's not often, they'll put the dog up at a, you know, boarding.

[E]

Yeah, I don't know.

[D]

That's where we'd get a dog and just put them up at morning for like.

[A]

Yeah, for like weeks on end. But I mean, you know, I don't know. That's a, like my, my aunt and uncle, like they have a dog and like they just never leave the house because they're like, well, the dogs.

[E]

Oh yeah.

[A]

I'm like, I mean, you gotta go out.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Dogs actually kind of are like, just like having like a little kid.

[E]

My dad says they're worse than kids.

[B]

They are worse. I feel like you can bring kids more places than you can bring dogs.

[C]

Yeah, good point.

[B]

And they eventually get self sufficient after a handful of years. The dogs are gonna keep needing you.

[D]

Yeah, good point.

[C]

Yeah. You talked me out of it.

[A]

It reminds me of someone called Dave Portnoy out for like, they're like, what's up? He's on a virtual podcast with some dudes and like they posted on barstool, but they're like, what's up with your hat, Peaches? Eat it. You haven't trained her yet. And he just got so offended and he's like, yeah, what they. They're eating your thousand dollar Gucci shoes. And he's just like, how is that better than a kid? Or whatever. And like he got so angry and then, oh, everyone on the Internet loves his dog Peaches. But yeah, I just thought it was really funny.

[E]

I think there was. That was a soft spot because I think that's why he and his girl split was because the kid thing can't speak on it. Not like he's listening to this, but, you know, can I talk about my day yesterday within some level of secrecy?

[D]

Go for it.

[A]

Right.

[E]

Yesterday I was in an Airport from 4am until 11:45pm Is when I landed. I went from here to Denver, to Florida, from Florida to Minneapolis, back to here. And it ended up thankfully being the most pointless day ever. I went to go check out our new giveaway and ended up being good. The concern was is we would, I would get there and I would find flaws and then we'd be like, all right, we're not going to buy that. Thankfully, it was perfect.

[A]

That is amazing. All in under 24 hours.

[E]

All in 20. Under 24 hours. It was funny because the people next to me were talking about how long their travel day had been, and they left the airport at, like, noon. And I was like, come on.

[C]

But it is a long day.

[E]

Yeah, it was tough, dude.

[C]

It's almost 24 hours of traveling.

[E]

Yeah. And I actually. I just ended up back in my bed. I didn't. I was only on the ground in Florida for, like, less than three hours. I was out of the airport for an hour and a half, and actually probably 2 hours and 45 of it was driving to where the new giveaway was at.

[D]

Damn, dude.

[C]

What is it about traveling that makes you so tired? I know you're not doing anything besides for just getting up out of your seat in the plane, walking to the next seat, sitting down, and then you might get up one more time and then hop in the plane again. Yeah, but like, at the end of the day, you're like, oh, I'm exhausted. I feel like I've done so much.

[B]

I thought it was all the beers.

[C]

Yeah, that might have something to do with it.

[E]

It was tough, dude. I did have. I did have one, but it was kind of like, what's the point when you're not with anybody?

[A]

You know, it's like running the E bikes in eco mode. Oh, dude. But yeah, I mean, actually, that's such a stupid thing to say, but I'm like, that's why you fly private. Like.

[C]

Like, you know, the money, Mike. Yeah, Mike.

[A]

No, like, you know, when we. We got to do it one time. The whole like, no waiting thing, like, show up at the airport at 8:15 in the air by 8:30. That's sick. And then just cutting all that hoopla out of it. Like, dude. Yeah. Flying is like, I. Sometimes you'd almost rather drive. Obviously not to Florida.

[E]

But, like, I did think that I was like, oh, I wish I could just be driving right now. And then I thought about how far I would have had to go.

[C]

Well, dude, I flew to Montana last week. I left the shop at 3:3. And I got to Montana.

[A]

Oh, no.

[C]

In the afternoon. Oh, I left the shop here at 3:00pm And I got to Greta's house in Montana at 3:00am oh, no.

[D]

Holy.

[C]

It would have been. It would have been one hour faster to drive.

[E]

I would say hardly.

[B]

What happened exactly?

[C]

I was just like. Some of. Like, they didn't have a flight attendant, so we ended up waiting in the.

[E]

Airport for like, oh, my God, three.

[C]

Hours for this flight attendant.

[D]

Dude.

[C]

How are they?

[A]

I, like, I. I'll hand out drinks and. I mean, what. I mean, Mike, you'd be a great attendant, but, like, it does.

[C]

I could actually see you doing that.

[D]

Mike, you'd be giving everything out for free. Wouldn't be charging them.

[C]

Dude, I see ice in your seat belt or not.

[A]

When. When people are on planes, if you ask for, like, extra snacks and extra ice and extra this and that, like, they'll just give it to you. Oh, yeah, super nice. But flight attendants, to me, look, they're like UPS drivers. Like, I think they got, like, good benefits. Yeah, I think they show up every day and, like, you know, just make sure that your experience at Delta or whatever is, like, amazing. I think they get really good benefits.

[C]

Well, just Delta employees in general, I think get pretty good benefits. But the Delta pilots get, like, insane benefits. Maybe not necessarily benefits, but, like, the schedules that they are able to, like, negotiate after being a pilot for a couple years are, like, wild. Yeah, I think some of them are working like, four days a month. Whoa.

[D]

To be a pilot, you get paid a ton of money. Sounds kind of great. Not gonna lie. Like, if I go back in time, I wouldn't change anything. But, like, if I was not gonna be doing this.

[A]

You look good in that.

[C]

I could actually see you. Being a pilot.

[D]

My eyes aren't good enough. I know. I do kind of look like a pilot. Yeah.

[E]

Oh, yeah, you do look like a.

[D]

P. Walk in with the thing. Just.

[A]

I wish we had a pair of aviators. I mean, we could find something that is obviously a pilot. Sunglass wearer.

[E]

I have seen on the last two flights I've been on, someone has gotten kicked off the plane and the pilot is like the first. The first guy that comes up and kind of like, has to corral the person and, like, who the hell is flying the plane? Well, true. They're still on the ground.

[C]

They're still on the ground.

[B]

Kick them off mid flight.

[A]

Flight.

[E]

But you are right. It's like, why does he.

[A]

He should.

[E]

Someone else should be in charge of that guy.

[C]

Like, look, I gotta fly this plane in in like 20 minutes. I got paperwork and.

[E]

And then. Yeah, what if he gets beat up?

[C]

So what happened with these guys that.

[D]

Gets beat up and then everyone misses a fight?

[E]

I don't know.

[A]

It was.

[E]

It was really weird. It was late, and we were sitting there waiting, not moving, and I'm like, what? What's going on? I look at the front of the plane, the Pilot's talking to someone in, like, the four front row of the plane. Front row, first class. I'm like, okay, you know, maybe they're buddies. Maybe there's another pilot up there or something like that. About another 15 minutes goes by, and I'm like, what could possibly be happening? And then the cops show up and kick this lady off the plane. They sat there and talked with her for, like, 20 minutes. Because the one when the guy was behind me, he was fighting back. He's like, I'm not leaving. You can't tell me to do this. I'm legally here. He kept saying, I'm legally here. And they were like, no, you're not. Get off the plane. But this lady, they. The cops came, and they blocked off the thing and then carried her off the plane.

[C]

Did you take a video of it?

[E]

I'm trying to play it. I just have. Have pictures. I. I have a video of the guy who was hollering behind me a few flights ago. And then he hits his head. He was just really drunk.

[C]

On the last flight that I was on, I think the woman next to me, like, on the other side, like, I was sitting on the aisle, like, one of the aisle seats. And then a woman in the same row, other aisle. I think she had, like, a heart attack or something.

[A]

What?

[C]

Because, like, there was, like, a bunch, like, all the flight attendants came, and they were, like, surrounding her. I slept through all this, which is crazy, but Greta was sitting right next to me watching it all go down.

[E]

She didn't even wake you up?

[C]

Didn't wake me up. Bless her soul. And then we, like, landed the plane. And then, like, EMS came onto the plane and, like.

[E]

Oh, took her off.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Whoa.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

So then I was like, what's going on? You just missed so much.

[A]

Landed in the nearest city or landed in the same place you took off?

[C]

No. It must have been, like, close enough to, like, land in Bozeman.

[E]

Bozeman. He goes, anybody? A doctor? Greta looks over. Not him.

[C]

Definitely would. Not me. I don't know what the hell I'd do.

[A]

Ben wakes up, there's too many snakes on this plane.

[C]

I have never seen that movie. Way too afraid of snakes.

[D]

Isn't that pretty bad movie?

[A]

I don't know.

[E]

I think there's a meme movie about snakes on a plane.

[A]

Have you guys seen the movies? Airplane? I have those on vhs, actually.

[B]

Soul Plane. Is that the one with Snoop Dogg? Purple plane?

[A]

Yeah, I think so.

[C]

Speaking of Snoop Dogg.

[E]

Speaking of purple, what happened with Snoop Dogg?

[C]

Oh, dude, he just like, rang in the Olympics.

[E]

Snoop Dogg.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Didn't they kick some people out of the Olympics for smoking weed last year or last two years ago?

[C]

It does seem extremely bizarre. You should be honest. So, so bizarre.

[A]

But yeah, now you can.

[C]

But he, like, carried the torch.

[E]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

That's pretty sick.

[D]

It's only hurting your performance, yet you're still able to compete.

[E]

So maybe help.

[A]

I'm pretty over seeing about the freaking cardboard beds. Like, okay, we get it. I think it's whack as that they made cardboard beds, but like, I'm pretty over it.

[E]

This is so funny, Mike.

[A]

Like, it was last Olympics and now this Olympics too. Like, this is pose. Apparently they're making cardboard beds.

[E]

Anti sex beds.

[A]

Yeah, they're anti sex beds, but they're all. I think they're also just trying to make them cheaper too. But I'm like, okay, what is.

[C]

I haven't seen any of this.

[A]

Really? Yeah, yeah. There's just all these posts about like, yep, the beds for the Olympic athletes are actually made out of cardboard. And then they'll even like have a few posts where they're like, yep, check it out. It's actually cardboard. I'm like, okay, how the hell is.

[C]

That supposed to stop you from having sex?

[A]

I don't know.

[E]

So.

[C]

And what are they trying to. Why are they trying to stop people from having sex with who?

[E]

Other Olympic athletes?

[B]

These would be super chill Olympics. We should encourage.

[C]

What is this, like, dorm style? Yeah, yeah, like, we got unisex dorms.

[E]

Yep.

[D]

Yeah, well, maybe, bro, they will find a way. Just because the bed's cardboard, that doesn't mean. Yeah, you're trying to do something, you're gonna do it.

[A]

But I guess maybe. I don't know. I just. I saw all about it like literally four years ago at those Olympics and now this Olympics.

[C]

I don't understand any of this. Like, why would they be stopping?

[E]

So the. There's a thing that they have tried to curb at the Olympics because there's so much sex, a lot of STDs get spread and there's just some negative things that come out of this.

[B]

Right.

[E]

I think they're trying to. They're trying to turn down the Olympic whore houses that have formed.

[D]

Right.

[E]

So anyway, shut the hell up.

[C]

Is this actually a thing for real?

[E]

I have the screenshot.

[D]

Who brought the STDs?

[C]

Who brought the STDs?

[B]

That'd be the French, definitely.

[E]

Probably the. The French.

[A]

The French, yeah.

[D]

Evan could be an Olympic athlete from.

[C]

The way it's sound.

[A]

Well, dude, they.

[C]

Dude, they smoking weed.

[A]

Maybe we should look it up.

[C]

But they got a couple vices.

[A]

They have, like, a couple new sports, like skateboarding. I was. I was hyped on that. They added skateboarding to the Olympics. Like, that's a big deal. And this year looks lit. But they added break dancing this year.

[B]

I don't agree with that.

[E]

Oh, what?

[A]

You know, just because you can't.

[E]

You're anti break dancing.

[B]

That did seem hard. I mean, skateboarding makes sense. Break dancing is. Imagine, I guess, like ping pong, everything's.

[A]

No, I. I completely agree. Breakdancing being an Olympic sport does seem crazy. But then when you add in ping.

[B]

Pong, I just wonder what, like, the process is. Like, it was such a fight to get, like action sports in the Olympics. Like, it was this whole thing. Like, what was the breakdancing committee bringing to the table? Like, get this approach.

[C]

You show up with your boombox.

[D]

Everyone's in matching outfits. I can see Evan being like this front runner. They're all in white, throwing down support.

[B]

One thing I can't do is dance.

[D]

God got his purple shoes on solo.

[A]

Let me see these beds.

[D]

Let me see these beds. How bad are they?

[B]

Oh, they can use them for break dancing. It makes sense.

[E]

So.

[C]

All right, just you tell me this though. Like, one of the most important things for an athlete is sleep. And they're making these athletes. I'm wondering.

[A]

That's what doesn't make sense to me.

[E]

What's cardboard about them? I believe is the frames. And it's actually been revealed that the reason they did it is because it's sustainable. It's like, cheaper than having a million metal mattresses that only get used every so often. You know, it's recyclable if they work.

[B]

As good as those cardboard straws. I don't blame everyone for being upset. They want the real thing.

[C]

All right, hold on. Let me. Let me see this.

[A]

Dude, I'm trying to. Yeah, I think we should like looking what they collapse.

[D]

If you get two people on her.

[A]

Build a cardboard bunk bed.

[B]

What is the weight limit on a cardboard bed?

[C]

There's gotta be some big assets, I.

[B]

Think about these bodybuilders or I don't know what events are in the doubled up cardboard.

[C]

Oh, I just don't understand. Roll over one. And it says anti sex beds at Tokyo Olympics aren't actually a thing.

[E]

So that being said, it brings up a totally, well relevant. Can I see my phone?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You still just looking at the anti sex beds.

[A]

Leave it to bend to go digging.

[E]

I had seen this post in early June when they. When it kind of became a bunch of hubbub. I scroll by it. It says, view all 703 comments. And right below it, Micah Sandman. I am so beyond tired of hearing about this.

[A]

Yes, this is in June. That's so good. And it's like that exact post right there. I am not joking. Like, I felt like it was on my feed, like every day. Like every day that the Olympics was going on, which is like a month and before. I'm like, I can't believe. Okay, I. I love commenting on Instagram, but I still.

[C]

I know, dude, you comment more than anyone.

[A]

But keep in mind, I comment a lot. But, like, I. I'm not like firing a comment on every post. You know, I might scroll for an hour and only comment once. But that means, like, I still fired it out there.

[E]

Isn't that funny?

[A]

So that's so good.

[E]

I literally had it in my notes, like, bringing up, like, Micah commenting on Instagram posts. And then this one came up.

[A]

I do love it.

[C]

Funny.

[E]

It's kind of lame that Instagram does that. And it's obviously to kind of like curate your feed and you see, oh, my friend commented on this.

[A]

I like that.

[E]

But sometimes I, like, want to comment on something and then I'm like, just a bunch of people that, like, I know are going to see this. So then I kind of like feel weird commenting on like a 8 million follower Instagram page about anti sex beds. I must have been really fired up, dude.

[C]

Do you ever get, like, comments? I get a bunch of likes. Like, do you ever comment something that is, like, everyone agrees with?

[A]

And keep in mind, I don't really do it, so I can get a bunch of likes, but it is fun to see how many you can get if you say something genuinely funny on the post, especially if it's early. The most I've ever got, like 5,000, which is pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. But you know, you'll see someone. Like a major viral post, like someone that's early, it says something everyone's thinking. It has like a hundred thousand likes.

[E]

Yeah, that is actually pretty cool. Mine on Evan's reel of him crashing, which I'm pretty proud of. Does this hurt? The ice got 18,000, but I guess. Oh, that's how many Ben said. Dude had his helmet off before he was done sliding. I got 85.

[A]

Holy.

[B]

There's a lot of controversy on that one.

[E]

Yeah, that's a lot of freaking likes on a comment.

[A]

My 5k is just peanuts.

[D]

Peanuts, man.

[C]

I commented on this video the other day that I came across of this little kid getting yelled at by this, like, grown ass man for riding a dirt bike in. I saw that in the park next to this guy's house.

[D]

That's a funny.

[C]

But the guy kept on just, like, screaming in this kid's face, like, I'm gonna call the cops on you, you little.

[A]

You little.

[E]

And this is when the kid kind of is, like, clapping back at him, right? Yeah.

[A]

That was great.

[D]

He was chill.

[C]

How out of touch with your emotions do you got to be to just scream at, like, a little kid that's clearly filming you? Like, it couldn't be more obvious having.

[D]

A bad day and then lose your cool.

[E]

One of you guys said it just in passing about the boat ramp thing. And it's. And you guys said, it's all about how you receive a situation. If you give anger in a situation, you're gonna look dumb and probably get anger back. But if you give compassion or you, like, laugh along with something, then it's fun. So, I mean, I think that's a good way to look at life in general.

[C]

I wonder, like, what the boat ramp watching woman that was, like, yelling at us. Like, she had to have obviously seen the video, but I wonder how she's doing.

[E]

Yeah, hopefully. Good.

[D]

That's so true, though, about the. Like, you don't really know what kind of mood someone's in on the other end. Like, I got flicked off, like, two times, like, two weekends ago driving on the boat. One time I was driving my car or my truck, and this guy thought, yeah, this guy thought I was speeding and, like, no, I was going to the speed limit. And then I threw it in reverse. Like, I. I was like, what the. Why'd that guy flick me off? Like, I was just literally, genuinely confused. I was just driving down the road, close to. Close to our house, not our road. So I slammed on the brakes, threw that in reverse. I'm sure the guy was like, oh. And then I just pull up. I was like, what's up?

[E]

Is everything okay?

[D]

And then he's like, going a little fast, aren't you? I go, no, I'm going 45. It was, okay, well, have a nice day. I go, you too. Just drove off, but. And then I got flicked off driving the boat.

[A]

That guy.

[D]

You were there for that one. We were just chilling. I waved at him and they flicked it. Flicked me off.

[E]

Yeah, it wasn't. You just. We did the classic Minnesota waiver. You're like, wave and Then they didn't wave back. And then so, like, someone else waved, and then they just. I see like this. And then I was like, yeah, the guy just flipped. And then the wife stood up and went, double flick off. I went, all right, we obviously have.

[D]

What the.

[E]

Did something here to just go around.

[D]

Flicking people off that you don't know. Not that good idea.

[C]

Not.

[D]

Not that good idea. You don't know who you're gonna flick off. I could have loose cannon. Could have been me, dude, you know?

[C]

Yeah, that wouldn't be good.

[D]

You know, I was in reverse and get your ass kicked, dude.

[C]

I was driving.

[A]

We should get a cannon on our boat. We can't get a pirate. Oh, that would be a loose can.

[D]

If it wasn't you motors boat. I would have probably flicked him off or gave him some more business, but business, you know, I was questioned.

[E]

Them cooler heads prevail.

[C]

I was driving Greta's car the other day, and I swear, dude, every time I'm driving Greta's car, like, that's the only time that I get any kind of, like, road rage between me getting pissed and somebody else, like, pixing somebody else off. But I was on the interstate. I was in the left lane, and I was, like, clipping along. It's like a 65. I was doing, like, 6 73. And we're passing cars, right? Passing cars just in the left lane. And, like, pretty steady cars in the right lane. So I'm just staying in the left lane, just passing everyone, right? Yeah, well, I'm getting, like, kind of to the end of, like, however many cars are, like, you know, kind of bunched up, still clipping along, going faster than everyone. I got this truck, like, riding me, right? But it wasn't, like, enough space in between cars for me to just, like, pull over.

[E]

Yeah, you just kind of still just.

[C]

Kind of just clipping along, right? Like, we're both going faster than the traffic was going. And this car is just riding me, and I'm, like, looking in the rearview mirror. I'm like, dude, I'm speeding past all these cars, too, right now. And this guy is just doing this pointing over, right? So I'm slow. I go like this.

[A]

You did have some road rage.

[C]

Yeah, because the guy was just, like, riding my bumper, going like this. Finally, I end up passing all the cars, and so that I get in the right lane, and this guy comes up, and then he's double me off. And while he does that, he comes up next to me, I go grab the wheel, and I'm double No way.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I was like, this guy and you're in her little G. You feel like a little bit of a.

[D]

Was he in a pickup? Yes. Yeah. That's the worst.

[C]

Yeah, it was unfortunate. And then, and then afterwards we were just together the whole way, weaving traffic. The whole time you're like, we're on.

[E]

The same team here, bro.

[C]

This guy, man, he really saved three seconds getting to wherever he was going.

[B]

So who won in that situation? If you both got fingers up?

[C]

I don't know, I'd say probably like a push.

[E]

Yeah, you both got something to talk about.

[C]

Clearly, like got ahead of me and he was probably like, you know, probably felt like pretty good about it. And then we're just cruising together and then it probably got uncomfortable for him too.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Have you guys ever like called the cops on someone driving crazy?

[B]

Yeah, one time called snitching.

[A]

I know I haven't done it. However, I was close to doing it. Just basically this dude. Like, you know when you're on a two lane road in the city, you don't really go for the pass. You can, whatever. So he goes for the pass and he goes past someone else. I'm like, dude, this guy's in a hurry and we're going the normal speed, whatever. I'm just like, okay, it's fine. And then he like goes for the pass when there's a middle lane, you know, the turning lane. And then I was like, what is he doing? And then he's legit driving on oncoming traffic, hauling past people. And we finally like match. We end up at a red light with him and he's just gotta be on crack.

[E]

Oh, just like. Yeah.

[A]

When he like passes three cars in the oncoming lane, I'm like, should I call the cops?

[E]

Yeah, you pull up and it's like.

[A]

Someone at that point, he was like, kind of. But I just, I've never done it. But there's some levels, like if you, if you want to drive 100, especially if you're in like a fast car or sports car and you want to drive over 100, whatever. Like I'm not going to call you in but like if you're going to like look like you're.

[E]

Yeah. Driving like an all over the place.

[C]

Mike. That kind of happened to me one time where I was driving my Subaru WRX and this car like comes up behind me, like was clearly ripping. Right. But I'm clipping along again, still in the left lane, right. And then finally past the cars, I go into the right lane. But Left lane is open. This car stays behind me.

[E]

Oh, that's the worst.

[C]

And I'm like, dude, what is going on right now? So then I go into the left lane and this car follows me. It kept following me. And I was like, there's something up right now. So I started speeding, right? I'm like clipping along, and next thing I know, I'm going like 100. Trying to lose this guy.

[A]

This doesn't.

[C]

This guy's behind story. No, you driving fast. This guy was like tailing me and I was like, starting to sweat.

[E]

I was like, oh, no.

[D]

I was.

[C]

I used so many scenarios going through it.

[D]

Been funny if he was a cop.

[C]

Yeah, undercover cop. And finally I'm like zigging, zagging, trying to lose this guy. Just like out of traffic, right? Guy was sticking with me for some reason. And then he finally blows past me. I pull off onto the gas station to fill up, and this guy pulls in. And they're both just sitting there.

[D]

That's awkward.

[C]

But he was like a tweaker too. Oh, I was like. I was like kind of hiding behind the gas pump, like, trying to get a look at him.

[E]

Weird that the only time I've ever called someone or the, like a driver in is I was driving to Ottoman. So, like, we have a two lane road outside of here. And the guy was driving like 45 and touching like the white line on either side of the road, dipping a tire in the dirt. And I'm like, is this guy drunk? You know, it's like the middle of the day, and I'm like, this is like, severely dangerous. And then so I was like, I. I have to. And then I came up on him and it was this really old guy. And then the cop came and, like, stopped him and he. But he was pulling over, like, into a parking lot. So I don't know, the old guy might have been having like a medical emergency or something like that. But, like, it was not okay. Level of swerving.

[A]

There's always those moments when you, like, you pull up. Usually they're just driving slow maybe. Yeah, a little bit, but really slow. And you pull up and you see their age. Yeah, that's how old they look.

[E]

And you go, damn it.

[A]

That checks out.

[E]

What do we got there, buddy?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, yeah, let's. Let's watch this. Well, we got to do it old fashioned.

[D]

Have you seen this?

[E]

We don't have Ken.

[A]

Yeah, just hold. Yeah, Old fashioned. Hold it up for us.

[E]

We've got Dalton on the floor here holding the computer.

[A]

Someone give this kid a trophy one.

[C]

More time and I'm calling the police on you.

[B]

Do you understand me?

[E]

This is where kids play.

[C]

This is not a track for motorcycles.

[A]

Kids are at school.

[C]

They're not. I just picked mine up.

[E]

And this is nut I place where you ride goddamn motorcycles. It's a park.

[C]

You don't do it again, I'm calling the cops.

[E]

You understand?

[C]

All right now I'm calling the cops.

[A]

I'm so scared.

[E]

How about I just kick your ass?

[A]

Then you'd get charged with assault of a minor.

[C]

You ride your motorcycle on this mark again and you're going to go to jail.

[A]

Says who?

[E]

Me.

[A]

What if they don't catch me?

[C]

Get the out of here. Dude, why is this mic as a kid.

[A]

I live over here.

[E]

I don't give a. You don't write your goddamn.

[A]

I didn't have balls that big.

[E]

Go, Dude.

[A]

Yeah, that's pretty savage. What is he on a two stroke?

[D]

That's on a TT.

[A]

Thanks for like 50000 views on tick tock. Oh, his voice is kind of like. He sounds like he would be like, I ride a TTR90. I know.

[E]

So why are you riding your motorcycle on the grass?

[A]

Because it's fun.

[C]

Yeah, well, you're not supposed to.

[A]

Okay, I thought you were calling the cops already.

[C]

Get out of here, you little.

[A]

No, I love that.

[E]

I mean, yeah, like I understand maybe the upside setness of, you know, maybe he's got little kids playing in the park, but you come up with an attitude like that and then you got a little twerpy 13 year old on the other side of the helmet beat your ass.

[A]

And he had so many. Well, I. Maybe we won't call him.

[C]

Good.

[A]

But like so many comebacks that were valid. And then I thought you were already calling the cops. That's such a good thing to say when they're like, I'm calling the cops. Yeah.

[D]

Do it again. I'm gonna call the cops. I thought you said you were already calling.

[A]

Already calling them.

[E]

My gosh. Is there another one eat the same kid?

[B]

Okay, so I think I've seen this. If there's more than one that Price.

[E]

Set up registered and it's 50 when they get here.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Because you're. You're traveling through the grasses. You work too.

[A]

I was on the path.

[E]

I watched you jump, right?

[A]

My name is Gary.

[E]

Came down the path right there. You came down the path right there.

[A]

My name's Gary.

[F]

Good for you.

[A]

What's your name?

[C]

Doesn't matter.

[E]

The cops will be here. You can Talk to them.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

If you're a, just say that that.

[E]

Is not for motorcycles. Oh my gosh, dude, good for you. I'm glad you got that attitude.

[A]

N N, n. My name's Larry and I'm a.

[B]

Reminds me of Dal.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Jeez, dude, you dumb. Oh, he kind of reminds me of Aiden if he got a little bit of an attitude on him. Dude, this kid is actually savage.

[D]

Yeah, that was funny when he revved.

[C]

His bike like that did say what.

[B]

Like what state he is or what.

[C]

City where he's from.

[D]

There really is a genre for just being a GoPro rider and, and you're ripping around your area and then some pissed off person comes up to you. I mean, I've seen a lot of videos pop like that.

[A]

Right. And that's why the, the downside is I, you know, we've seen a lot that were fabricated that get like 15 million views and it's like. But the real stuff is, is very entertaining.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. I was gonna talk to my mom and just be like, hey, mom, we're getting to this, this age where like, you know, if a YouTuber presses you and tries to get a reaction, like, we need to do some media training.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Just like everyone out there needs to tell their mom or dad, you know, just like, hey, to protect you from becoming a meme. You know, you see a camera, if you see a camera, zip it. Don't give them anything.

[A]

Even in this area. I'm like, dude, no one's going to do that around here. But.

[E]

But there's a couple.

[A]

Yeah, you're not, you're not crazy for giving that training.

[D]

I think you just know if your parents are that type though, like already, like, I don't think I need to say anything to mine. Probably don't need to say anything to Ryan's. Yours really? Any of ours.

[C]

Yeah, but it doesn't hurt.

[E]

Doesn't hurt. You can never be too careful. Tell your parents about, you know, scams, the gift card scams.

[C]

It's like modern day scams.

[B]

The Nigerian prince. Yeah, don't help him. He's fine.

[A]

Some that are so obvious, dude. I just like fell for one. The other. Like not the other day a couple months ago. You know, like it's a meta email and it's like, we need your. You know, it was very simple, but it was like, your password is compromised for your Instagram. Oh, no. That my Instagram is very near and dear to me. And I like, oh yeah, I gotta log in and change my password. And then I realized Like, I'm not, like, logging into Instagram and then, fuck, get out of there. Change my password legit. But I was just like, oh, dude, I almost just got scammed. I almost just got. RC card.

[E]

You almost got. Yeah. Nigerian Prince.

[A]

Yeah. Those ones are so obvious.

[C]

But what's the Nigerian Prince?

[B]

You just gotta, like, transfer some money and then you're gonna get a ton back. Yeah, something like that.

[E]

Yeah. It's like, it. When you think about it, it makes no sense, but it's like, hi, my name is. Insert Nigerian Prince name here. I have $10 billion. If you just send me a few thousand, I'll give you a cut of my 10 billion. You know, it's really dumb, but people fall for it.

[B]

I feel like that was, like, one of the OG scams I remember hearing about for, like, 20 years. They started the Phone Prince, like, getting a call.

[E]

Blessed birthday greetings from the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. Please kindly provide me with your personal bank account details so I can transfer you. The sum of $40 million is our birthday gift to you. Yours truly, Prince Alusi Alassius.

[C]

People are doing it.

[E]

I guess.

[B]

So 40 million for a birthday gift. That's pretty lit.

[D]

Just some random guy who got your.

[E]

Number this on Reddit. $43 million in cash found empty in Nigerian apartment. Poor guy. Probably spent the past decade trying to reach out, but no one ever replied to his email.

[B]

It says they started it back in 1910.

[E]

I feel like if I got smoke signals, if I got a letter, if.

[A]

I got a. Dalton just said they started it back in 1910. Which, without any context, I don't know how that works without Internet. I don't know how it works.

[E]

You imagine getting like a. What's the one where it's like.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Morse code.

[E]

Morse code.

[C]

Back then it was called the Spanish prisoner swindle. Where are you finding this Dalton?

[A]

Wikipedia, dude.

[B]

Oh, yeah, they don't lie.

[E]

You guys hear that? The Kia boys have done such damage to the Kia and Hyundai community that State Farm will not ensure.

[A]

Wow.

[E]

If you're a previous customer, they'll let you insure your Kia or your Hyundai. Yes. And you want to insure it through State Farm. They will not take a new client.

[D]

Holy smokes.

[A]

That's insane. And also not.

[D]

I was under the Hyundai.

[A]

Yeah. I was under the impression that Kia, like, figured that out.

[E]

Yeah. I don't know, maybe in some of the new cars, but, you know, they might have all the old ones.

[A]

Yeah, true. Oh, yeah, obviously.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You buy a used. You know, to them But I thought.

[B]

I heard a thing too. Like once that recall went out, like your insurance wouldn't cover you unless you got.

[E]

You did that?

[A]

Yeah, the whatever.

[E]

So that's funny because on my trx I went through my whole insurance thing trying to get my insurance lower. And there's a. An option in the thing and says, do you have an anti theft device installed? And I clicked it on my TRX and it went down like 85amonth. Like quite a bit.

[A]

Right.

[E]

You click it on my Hummer. Nothing. So like it's factored in for the Rams because trx. Yeah. Mopar Hellcat stuff's always getting stolen.

[A]

That's crazy.

[C]

Geez, that cannot be good for the. The Kia brand.

[A]

No, actually not.

[E]

No.

[A]

Especially in the States.

[E]

What would you do? Can you imagine if you're just like an unsuspecting person? Like, you know, yeah, your aunt, whatever, she goes out and just buys a Kia and it's like, wait, what the. What do you mean? I haven't had a speeding ticket in years. And they're like, no, we can't cover you.

[C]

Alex has got a. Got a Kia.

[E]

She does.

[B]

Should we try to Kia boys it?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Wait, I mean I could see, I could see your late night crew doing something like that. You.

[A]

I was like, I'm a part of this.

[D]

Cody.

[A]

Mike, we'll steal it.

[D]

You guys show up in ski masks to Mike's own house.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Cleared out the whole fridge of all the beer.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And we like it smells like smoke in the house now. And the key is gone. They also left the doors open and.

[B]

Whereas appears to be one of Cody's shoes on the floor.

[C]

I don't know, Ryan. You've kind of been toasting Cody in the group chats lately. What's up with that?

[A]

I think Ryan and Cody have been bonding. That.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Would be.

[E]

Yeah, we're bonding over a hatred special kind of be. Yeah, yeah. Freaking just last week it's 85 degrees here and he sends me a picture of an ice cold Mountain Dew. Like the can is just sweating cold. And he goes, bet you had one of these. But you don't. Ever since then our relationship is really.

[C]

Is that when you followed up with like the sign of the. The peggery.

[E]

Yeah, the peggery.

[C]

And you said, cody, you should get a job here.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

I don't know. He's a good kid.

[F]

Just.

[E]

He loses his stuff everywhere though. Keys are on the counter here.

[D]

Since he was a kid. One shoe.

[B]

One shoe all the time.

[C]

One time. Cody didn't Want to go into the party and say goodbye to everyone. But his shoes were in there.

[E]

Fair enough.

[F]

Honestly.

[C]

So he left his shoes and then he walked home barefoot. But the. The only issue was, like, didn't make her. Yeah, he was like 18 miles away from home. So he made it five miles. He made it five miles, which is actually insane. And then he fell asleep in a skid steer bucket.

[E]

You know, just a nice warm comfort of a metal object in winter just.

[A]

Hanging Cody's dirty laundry up on the line.

[D]

That's not that bad.

[A]

No, it's not that bad. It's a good story. Like he. Because every time we go past that gas station, like he was riding with me and he's just like, dude, I'll never think about that place. The same like skid steer bucket. I slept in there.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, let's talk about it for approximately two minutes. The new ZR1's insane.

[C]

Yo, Corvette.

[D]

I haven't looked at it yet. Is it all wheel drive?

[A]

Dude, no.

[D]

Really?

[E]

No. I hate Corvettes.

[D]

I don't hate them.

[E]

I think they're lame.

[D]

I was interested. I put it in the watch later on YouTube. I just haven't had time.

[A]

I wouldn't say I'm like a Corvette enthusiast.

[D]

I. I respect them, really.

[C]

So the new ZR1 has. It's like the model up from Ryan Z06.

[A]

Same motor, flat plane, whatever. High revving, but twin turbo.

[C]

Twin turbo. And it's got a 1064 horsepower.

[E]

One Ryan,000 horsepower.

[C]

Ryan's has 670.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

How is that gonna work with rear wheel drive?

[C]

That's what I was.

[E]

I got to assume a lot of. Just a lot of wheel spin. Yeah, yeah. That. They probably have it so dialed, but there's just no way. How do you put that much power to the ground in a. In a normal car?

[A]

It's very planted and they come with the big wing and they're light. Pretty much the same ground effects yours.

[E]

Has, but yeah, more intense.

[D]

I like the hood. That was sick.

[E]

They did the Ferrari hood with the dip down through the middle.

[A]

Like more vents in the back, more vents in the sides.

[F]

And I feel like you give it any kind of throttle.

[E]

Who's that guy?

[C]

The hell.

[F]

But I. I feel like you give it any kind of throttle and all you're gonna see is the flashing light of traction control.

[E]

Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. I think it's limited in like the first gears. They have it all programmed. So like the turbo. The wastegate opens more though, in the lower gears. Because they know you can't put that type of power.

[A]

Time's out.

[E]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. That's all we get.

[E]

I. Fair enough. Honestly.

[D]

When's it come out?

[A]

I honestly don't know. But I've also, like, it's so funny because it just came out, like, yesterday as far as revealed, and there's already people that have, like, media units reviewing them. I'm like, dude, be cool to be a part of that.

[E]

Why not just do it?

[D]

All wheel drive. That'd be insane.

[C]

Nothing. They could say the Zora. So, like, the Zora, I don't know if they're actually gonna make it. But that was supposed to be like, the step up from the ZR1, and that one was supposed to be like, hybrid front wheel drive. And then.

[E]

Because they've got the technology with the E Ray, so they'll probably do something else that. Or maybe they'll do an E Ray.

[C]

Z06 was the E Ray all wheel drive.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Because it's electric.

[F]

Electric front motor, and then there's. It's just gas in the back.

[E]

You're standard.

[C]

I can see you getting one of those. Ken.

[A]

Ken's got gas in the back.

[D]

Ken wouldn't fit in a Corvette.

[E]

He literally doesn't. We were gonna drive it one day.

[F]

Only Corvette I fit in is the convertible. Because the roof convert go down.

[D]

Ken looks over the top of the windshield.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

With like, the little goggles.

[D]

Little goggles on, leather hat. He looks like he's like.

[C]

Like a dog in a World War II plane.

[D]

Like, the leather straps are flying.

[F]

That's What. They've got four variants of Corvettes now. Four EAY, Z6 and ZR1.

[A]

Yep.

[F]

And then if they have the Zora, how many ways can they slice and dice that car?

[E]

I don't know. Probably enough to maybe make one of them rare. But I would assume they just put the. Either the standard Z06 or the ZR1 engine and then have the E Ray front. How much power does the E ray give? Like 200. A couple hundred. So, I mean, shit, you have a 1200 horsepower car in that case. Yeah.

[D]

They should do a V6 Corvette.

[A]

You can't even say that.

[D]

Wouldn't that be funny, though?

[A]

Yes, it would.

[C]

V6. Jake Sherbert V6 Corvette.

[E]

Yeah. They make, like, the equivalent to, like, the V6 Camaro.

[D]

Like, you can buy Camaro. They buy the. It'd be a convertible. They'd be like, I don't really care. I just like the look of it and driving it around and if they did the.

[F]

The V6 with, like, the. The electric motor on there, you could make it sound decent.

[B]

Couple turbos.

[E]

There you go.

[A]

Yeah. No, yeah. Got to be twin turbo, I think.

[D]

Just straight, naturally aspirated V6.

[B]

Yeah, the V6 is cool with two turbos and a 300 horse electric motor.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Ryan, the boys were talking last night.

[E]

Oh, no. I leave for one day.

[C]

Evan, more specifically.

[B]

No, I don't think you should turn this on to me specifically, Ben.

[C]

You know, I just mentioned give him the gift. I just felt, you know, a little bit attacked.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

So I just asked the guys how. How they felt, and I said, hey, does anybody else feel like kind of singled out by Ryan's text in the group chat lately about leaving the dishes in the sink? And everyone kind of agreed.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

I kind of felt like attacked on that one, too. And then Evan had a pretty good point.

[B]

There's just something I want you to explain.

[E]

Is this egg salad?

[B]

I believe it's the potato salad you brought on the 4th of July. It's been in the fridge ever since.

[E]

Well, at least it wasn't in the sink. I got a.

[B]

You're so concerned about a couple dishes in the sink, but we have food growing in the refrigerator.

[E]

This looks like it's just about ready for you to eat.

[B]

No.

[C]

Evan goes. Yeah, of course we can't put our dishes next to the sink. That. Where's Ryan's blender bottle going to come?

[E]

I do feel a little bad about I'm the only guy who uses the blender.

[D]

But.

[C]

So anyway, we just wanted maybe to. You do explain that.

[D]

Oh, that egg salad or potato salad?

[E]

I think it's potato. Thank goodness it is an egg.

[D]

That'd be bad.

[A]

It'll be bad.

[B]

It was egg salad. It would have been gone.

[A]

Dishes have. They've been way better. With the help of our new chef, Jen. You know, she does a lot of them too, but, like, whenever she brings her dishes, it's just cut and dry. Like, if you. If you eat your leftovers or whatever from the fridge, you got to clean it. But they've been good. But also, having a chef has just.

[E]

Been 10 out of 10 best thing ever.

[A]

Like, so awesome. And like, it's sick because before this, I was, like, eating hella fries and. And hot dogs. Hot dogs.

[D]

He's doing those gourmet dogs now for you.

[A]

I mean. No, she's not, but are you still.

[C]

Putting out, like, sneaking in eight hot dogs a day?

[A]

Yes. A lot of fries, a lot of pizza. And like, my metabolism's pretty good. I get some flack lately for the barrel. But. But no, for real, like, honestly, other than like, yeah, my. Like, I went to the doctor and got like a checkup. And then she's like, you're grabbing.

[C]

You're grabbing your belly.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Kind of tubby up.

[B]

You better be careful when handling any seats.

[A]

Yeah, she's like, she's like, your cholesterol is actually, like, pretty high. And I was like, oh, damn. Like, it's good to know I'm not that old, so I should probably eat some Cheerios, you know, like that. And so I'm really excited about. Isn't that lower cholesterol cherry?

[B]

I think it's a conspiracy. It says it on the box.

[A]

I'm not sure, but I've just been really enjoying it lately. No process, you know, like home cooked meals every single day. And it's. I just. Thanks, boys.

[C]

Yeah, it was, it was a great play.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Great play.

[A]

It was. I'm glad we all agreed on it.

[C]

Well, we've been eating at, like the same three restaurants for the last, I don't know, six years, six, seven years. And it's just. Yeah, like, they're all super unhealthy. There are just bars, basically.

[A]

And you can get healthy stuff there. But you still.

[E]

I don't think the salmon salad is any more healthy than a cheeseburger.

[A]

Love the salmon salad.

[E]

It is very good. But, you know, it just like, it's nice to have a good meal to look forward to. I think we're all, like, we have it to look forward to. I think we all feel better after we eat a nice square meal.

[A]

I wanted to say this. Like, I don't love a schedule, but I do love that it's like, you know, 12:30 every day. Like, I enjoy that. We know that it's 12:30 every day. We go in there, we eat, and then we're like, productive up until then and productive after.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I think the biggest thing is for the longest time, either you didn't eat lunch and then you just had to just grind it through the day. And then you're just like, not as productive or you're not in a good.

[A]

Mood and you still might not get the best supper ever if we go out.

[C]

Yep. Or you're like, trying to get food and then we're trying to do something else. And it's like, well, CJ's getting food down at the pit right now, so you gotta wait 45 minutes until everyone's back and. And like right now it's just like, kind of keeps everyone on the same schedule. One of those things you didn't really, didn't really think about how nice it would be until, until we've kind of gotten into it.

[D]

But dude, the restaurants are probably wondering where we went. Like we went there every day.

[B]

They're hurting.

[D]

They're like, what the, like where these guys just stopped. Like, are they going somewhere else now?

[A]

Yeah, it is funny. You'll roll in and then they're just like, oh, it's been a, it's been a while. And then I'm like, oh yeah, it kind of has like two weeks.

[E]

Yeah. I mean normally at least one of us is in every single one of the restaurants around here for lunch, so. Yeah. Yeah. My dad's been doing that since as long as I can remember. He says since he could afford to do it, he's just been eating lunch out or doesn't eat lunch every day.

[C]

Well, Randy always said he's. When clients ask how can I save money building a house? He says, don't put a kitchen in. And he is.

[D]

Seriously?

[E]

He lives by it too.

[C]

Yeah. Because he's like, I never use my kitchen. I'm like, yeah, Randy, but you're kind of weird like that. Like, yeah, most people use kitchens.

[A]

Yeah. And it is. That is weird to say. But like that's a good point.

[D]

If you didn't have a kitchen, where would you hang?

[E]

Yeah, wouldn't it be.

[B]

Yeah. When it's three in the morning and.

[A]

You get home, everyone kind of sits.

[D]

Around the kitchen when you have company over for the most part.

[A]

Maybe I could.

[E]

But you can make a better chill room.

[A]

I put a pizzazz in my bedroom.

[B]

True.

[A]

No, that, that's actually crazy though, to not actually do that. Like think of the resale value, dude. Beautiful house. Came up on, on Lake Floyd or whatever. But it doesn't have a kitchen.

[B]

I thought you were gonna say. But it's got a pizza oven in the bedroom.

[E]

Like one of those wood fire kitchen.

[C]

Mike falls asleep with a full on pizza in the oven. But it's like a wood fire oven, dude.

[A]

I think that's why I love the pizzazz because it dings and then power cuts. And you don't burn it.

[E]

You just wake up to a cold pizza rotating.

[D]

I think what you need is a hot dog roller Mike because it just keeps them at the perfect temp.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

You don't overburn them. You can leave it running 24 7.

[B]

I like.

[D]

You always are there. Just grab one, pop it in that.

[A]

Would be really good. I feel like. I mean, it'd be better for a person who actually eats hot dogs.

[B]

What do you mean?

[D]

Well, nobody eats more hot dogs than you, Mike.

[A]

That dude, I just, like. I kind of pulled a Ken there. I just didn't know what to say, and I went roller dogs from the gas station. Actually, that's. That's what Gerald Smelter says. He said, you want to save money? You want to make some real money, Put some money away in the account, Eat at the gas station. Eat hot dogs down at the gas station. Can't be.

[D]

Probably would be a lot cheaper.

[A]

Not our gas station.

[C]

You ain't saving money.

[E]

It's like Chick fil A prices down there for the chicken sammies.

[F]

When they have it.

[E]

When they have it.

[A]

I. I just want to hear a little bit about Evan, honestly, you know, you've been a little quiet. That's fine. I just want to hear about your experience on the Stark.

[B]

I was actually just gonna say that if you want to know about me.

[A]

I do.

[B]

I just let you know how hyped I am on the Starks. Dude, bikes are so sick, so absolutely love it. Nothing bad to say about it.

[E]

Is Cheetos paying you to say that?

[C]

Oh, yeah, man. Hey, congrats on the new sponsorship deal.

[E]

Yeah, dude. I'm proud of you, buddy.

[A]

That's lit.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Just really hoping for a pallet of Cheetos, you know? It was one. The rap is big.

[D]

A little much first step, but, like.

[B]

That'S when I'll really feel like I made it to the top.

[C]

I'd maybe start with a bag.

[B]

Yeah, a bag.

[E]

Just. Just one bag.

[D]

I think, Evan, I think they want to see how this first year goes and then reevaluate. And maybe they'll do some. Like, they might renew extra bags of Cheetos.

[A]

Yeah, they like, we'll plan a meeting for July 2025, and then you have the meeting, and you're like, I got a bag.

[B]

It would be sick to upgrade to Flamin Hot.

[A]

I mean, yeah, I doubt they have.

[C]

The budget, but I saw they actually.

[F]

Sent you, like, one of those snack size bags of Cheetos.

[E]

Oh, he did get product.

[F]

I intercepted it because I was hungry.

[D]

Ken ate it. You got to wait till next year.

[A]

I'm like, I could not be more jealous. Like, I know you love Cheetos, and I. I just love cheese.

[D]

Mike, your chip sponsorship is coming. Just keep practicing, keep training.

[A]

That's what you keep telling me.

[D]

Listen, man, dreams don't work unless you do.

[A]

No, I've been.

[D]

Dreams don't work unless you do.

[A]

I've been trying. I gotta post more, man. With the.

[D]

No, what you got to do is ride more. Yeah, you gotta ride, ride and post that. Yeah, both of those.

[C]

Posting. I think both of those. No, no, I would say. I wouldn't worry about posting it.

[E]

Ye. Get the phone out.

[D]

I think the work in. Yeah, put the work in. And then once you're, you know, really ripping. Get the phone out.

[B]

Well, I mean, and put the work in with the product, too. I mean, I've been eating a lot of Cheetos, too.

[D]

He's been talking about it for years, too. He's been literally talking about Cheetos for years.

[E]

Always blabbing. He'll actually just throw it into a conversation where he'll just say, cheeto.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Like, that's Cheeto. And even when it has nothing to.

[C]

Do with Cheetos, actually.

[A]

How cringe would that be? Like, dude, I start, I'm like, that's Dorito. That's Dorito.

[D]

Maybe that's what you got to do.

[A]

Everyone's like, dude, stop trying to make Dorito work. It's not going to work.

[C]

Whenever wins, like, a big race or something like that. You know how most, like, monster athletes are, like, up there, like, holding their monster when they're talking. Evans. Evans on the podcast, like, holding his Cheetos. Bag of Cheetos.

[B]

Dude, you don't like Cheetos. You.

[A]

There's so many different variants of Cheetos. Have you guys ever watched a good mythical morning? Just this huge YouTube channel, and they. They review a lot of foods, but, yeah, crazy hair. Yeah. And they. They did a Cheeto episode, and they tried almost all the Cheetos. There's even more, but it was like, something like 60 different variations of Cheetos. And it's just funny because, like, I've never even seen this one that you're eating right now, and there's so many different variations. And then they rated them, and regular Cheetos and hot Cheetos were the winners.

[E]

Really?

[A]

It just goes to show, those are the classics.

[B]

We need to get our hands on all 60 flavors.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

That probably is including, like, five or 10, like, from Japan and crazy stuff.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Jump through some hoops to get those interesting. Ken, you want to get on that for me?

[C]

Illegally imported Cheetos.

[E]

What?

[B]

What's the glasses, dude.

[A]

Ken is locked in right now.

[F]

You have a ton of different.

[A]

Yes, they do. Like, they actually have so many different Cheetos.

[E]

Ken Are those your reading glasses?

[F]

No, they were sitting on the desk.

[A]

Have you guys ever had the Buffalo Cheetos? They're actually like.

[B]

They're from New York.

[A]

Oh, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Buffalo flavored Cheetos there. Those. I would. Those actually got third, and I would agree. Those are third.

[F]

They've Cheetos pretzels now, too.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Really run it.

[D]

Unbelievable.

[A]

Cheetos are legit. Man, I'm so jealous.

[E]

So I'm surprised that you'd be pursuing, like, a chip route, Mike. Like, I feel like I. I don't really see you eat chips out, but, like, hot dogs.

[A]

Fun dog.

[D]

Oscar Meyer.

[A]

This is so long.

[C]

You should go after Oscar Meyer.

[A]

I don't know who. It was actually one of Adam Peterson's buddies who put me in touch with him.

[E]

With. With who?

[A]

With his uncle Shout Out Dylan. He put me in touch with his uncle who works at Johnsonville, who's like.

[E]

But they're more of a brat company. Wouldn't you want to be more like an Oscar Meyer?

[F]

You're gonna cheat on Oscar Meyer?

[C]

Like Johnson's.

[B]

If it's not pre cooked, Mike doesn't want it.

[A]

I literally don't even. I don't know the last time I've eaten an Oscar Mayer wiener.

[E]

I think. I think I just saw actually at the Fourth of July, that picture. Yeah, I think you were. You were eating some, then you were actually cooking, which was nice of you to cook for the family, you know?

[D]

Well, when there's hot dogs getting grilled, he wants to be the.

[A]

Those are Oscar Myers. Dang.

[C]

Well, how many of them did you eat off the grill, Mike? Dude, we have hot dogs on the way.

[D]

Mike comes in with one dog. Oh, are the other ones still in the grill?

[E]

Nope.

[C]

Nope. This is all that's left.

[E]

Oh, are we dishing up at the grill? No, I. I ate already.

[A]

We didn't even have hot dogs at.

[C]

The Fourth of July. Mac and cheese too much. Saves the other hot dog.

[A]

Okay, that's actually good. That's actually the only time I actually eat hot dogs.

[B]

I prefer them in beans over Mac and cheese.

[A]

Yeah, beans.

[B]

And some good baked beans.

[A]

Either or.

[B]

Yeah, delicacy.

[A]

The only time I actually eat hot dogs is at baseball games. And if you guys know how many baseball games I got, too, that's.

[E]

Cap.

[B]

You ate a hot dog at the race, Cletus.

[A]

Great hot dogs.

[D]

You're backtracking here, Mike.

[A]

A little bit. But, like, also, I never eat hot dogs.

[E]

Except for that one time in fairly.

[D]

Recent history and that other Time.

[A]

Yeah, but you guys, like, I mean, Ben literally thinks I eat eight at eight a day. Like, well you do. Yeah. No, like, no. Ben thinks I eat eight hot dogs a day. And like, well, I'm just being.

[C]

I'm just averaging.

[A]

There's like, there's like two days this week.

[C]

I know that you eat more some days.

[A]

There's like two days this week that he didn't even see me eat anything.

[E]

Oh, you're eating them in secret now?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Like how many?

[E]

Like a housewife smoking cigarettes in the bathroom.

[B]

He runs out to his garage at home, just shoves down a couple dogs before bed. My mind was running. I couldn't fall asleep. You don't clear my head.

[A]

I'm a hot dogaholic.

[B]

Just a phone light out in the garage. He opens the snap on his dog.

[C]

Honey, what are you doing?

[A]

Dude, did you guys. Yeah, like you said it wasn't a problem. You said it wasn't a problem.

[B]

It's not.

[A]

I'm just out here because I. I need fresh air.

[C]

I'm a hot dogaholic.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Can you go pick my PlayStation up for the pawn shop?

[E]

What?

[C]

Mike Pond's his PlayStation.

[B]

I swear, it's not a problem.

[C]

Do you eat them without the bun? Mostly, Mike. So you can eat more of them.

[B]

Mostly. They go into your mouth better with no bun, right?

[A]

Yeah, they do.

[C]

I don't.

[A]

I prefer a bun. Ketchup, mustard, raw, doggin. That would be without a bun.

[B]

How do you really, truly view Joey Chestnut?

[A]

Is he like a. Oh, he's a hero. Yeah, he's an American hero.

[C]

Is it true that you have a poster of them in your bedroom?

[A]

Yes, it's true.

[C]

The hard hitting questions Mike is answering.

[A]

I just love being on both sides of the spectrum because like, dude, hot dog. Oh, oh, I'm definitely on it. I'm definitely on it. Dude, like, hot dogs will literally shave fucking years off your life.

[C]

But you don't care.

[B]

Yours are so much better. It's worth it.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. Like I. I'm looking at like 71.

[B]

As he shoves down another dog. Don't tell me how to live my life. Something's got to kill me. Might as well be these.

[C]

Yeah, dude, looks like we're down to 70.

[B]

A few more. We'll see you at 69.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

I'll probably stop there, but who knows?

[E]

All right, we're fastly approaching our. Our hot dog limit of the day, but are of the podcast. But I did see this.

[A]

There's no limit.

[F]

Sorry.

[E]

But I did See this SNL bit? That did make me think of you.

[A]

Wait, you guys. You know, it's a fun game. We show each other our Instagram Explore pages.

[E]

So embarrassing.

[A]

It's all cookie recipes. Share those with me.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And mine is literally just puppies.

[C]

Not one.

[A]

Okay, your turn, boys.

[E]

Who's next?

[D]

No.

[C]

What? I'm not playing your little game.

[B]

Nice.

[D]

Come on.

[A]

It'll be fun.

[C]

It will ruin the night.

[A]

What?

[C]

Mark, show us your phone.

[D]

I think I left it in the car.

[C]

What is with you guys?

[A]

If it's just a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, we can handle that. Let's just drop it, right? Are you on my phone?

[E]

Oh, is it a bunch of butts? Yeah.

[A]

No. All hot dogs, bro.

[C]

Mike, let's see it.

[A]

Dude, mine's not gonna look like that.

[C]

They're br.

[E]

Oh, shut up, dude.

[A]

Pretty average, I guess. No hot dogs here.

[B]

Do a little quick scroll, little flick.

[C]

Evan, let me see your Explorer page.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know about that. Somehow Evan. Yeah, he's just. Explore page is just electric dirt bikes, dude.

[B]

I still stand behind the electric dirt bikes. You cannot hate on those things.

[A]

Yeah, no, I guess circling way back, dude. So fun. Riding them is like cutting hot butter with a hot knife. It's the smoothest thing ever.

[E]

Everything's hot.

[A]

Yeah, everything's hot, dude.

[B]

I think also the bike is, like, so dialed. Otherwise it's not just like, oh, it's an electric bike, but maybe something else isn't good.

[A]

It just works great. The brakes.

[B]

It's a brand new bike, so it's.

[A]

Yeah, that.

[B]

That says suspensions good. Yeah, I can't even slim.

[A]

Yeah, Ken did.

[F]

Very briefly.

[A]

He turned it down, I think. Horse.

[F]

It's a dirt bike.

[D]

What'd you.

[A]

Really. No, but what. Yeah, what do you really think?

[F]

Nice.

[C]

Seemed, like, pretty well.

[B]

Do you think it would beat the cyber truck up to, like, 70?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

First.

[F]

Oh, that thing weighs, like, a fraction of what that thing.

[B]

It also has one tire that almost explodes off the rim.

[A]

No, it. Dude, it. I bet it works. Look at it. Yeah, like, you know how RC cars, when they expand? I bet the tire does that a little bit in 80 horse mode.

[B]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Didn't we see, like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well over 100 on the speedo.

[A]

We should 240 it. 240 frames a second.

[B]

Oh, I thought you meant miles an hour.

[E]

All right, to leave you guys with something. Evan, this week, when we're talking about riding these higher horsepower bikes, he's like, all you got to do Is not panic. Not panic. And I'm like, yeah, but how do you not panic when you're in a situation when you end up panicking, you know? And I saw this video and I went, this is literally the perfect example of not panicking. Like, the more you watch it, that is like, the craziest. Imagine an accident happened right in front of you on a motorbike.

[D]

He's going fast.

[A]

But so many people in the comments were like, dude, do you not know how to use your brakes?

[E]

That's literally what every combo was.

[A]

This guy's got a brain.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, he used his brakes right away, realized that he was not gonna stop, and then powered out of it to avoid.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Dying, essentially running in the back of the car. Yeah, dude. There's been just all kinds of stuff. People are like, having, like, crazy street bikes and they only run front brakes. And people are like, you're insane.

[D]

You don't know anything about anything.

[E]

Really.

[B]

That actually does sound insane.

[F]

I don't.

[B]

Why?

[D]

Why would you only run?

[B]

Enlighten me on that also.

[A]

Yeah, like, I'm not saying, like, I'm on the side of, like, only running front brakes, but, like, it is 70% of your stopping power on. On a street bike, I would say. I don't know. I genuinely don't know.

[B]

Are you sure you did this isn't like a meme or something that you took it serious? Because that's insane.

[A]

I've seen it from a couple different people. And then I'm just literally remove the rear brakes. Yeah. Like it's a rocket. Yeah, because they. They just do straight line shit. Just like, they just do, like, drags. It just still doesn't make sense to me. I'm like, don't you want all the stopping power you can get maybe on a drag racing?

[E]

No.

[B]

I guess you want stuff. Anything you ride on the street seems insane to me.

[A]

Yeah. And even though you got dual calipers, like, still seems insane.

[E]

Do on the, like, the really fast drag bikes, do they use parachutes to slow you down?

[B]

I think the biggest ones do on.

[A]

Like, a drag strip.

[E]

Yeah, that'd be crazy.

[A]

Dude. That's actually a really fun. You guys ever see that? Like, we, we follow, like, I follow streetcar market on Instagram. Like, a lot of sick cars. They sell a lot of different cars. And then whenever I see a car with a parachute, I'm just like, that's not for me.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, whenever it's got a parachute, you're like, dude, Mike, it's just a race car.

[D]

Yeah, you're not driving that thing on the street.

[E]

You should put a parachute on your Subaru.

[A]

Yeah, why not? That'd be funny. I mean that would be actually funny.

[C]

But where is your Subaru at? Mike?

[E]

Yeah. How is it coming? Slowly, slowly.

[D]

How much is the bill gonna be for that?

[A]

Dude, way too much.

[D]

I mean if. If our hoonicorn was. It was 17.

[A]

No, actually under a month actually. Like gonna be like so much.

[D]

You're going to be like 60 grand into fixing this fucker.

[A]

Not actually, but yeah, like 25 probably.

[C]

And keep in mind like dump 50 into it.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, we talked about.

[A]

No, not that much. No, that would be. That 50 I had before was like, I've already paid them a lot. And I mean I'm just like being realistic, like not exaggerating at all. Like that's for like again, I threw so many parts at them. Like that wasn't just to fix it. Was not just to fix it, but like also the fact that it's getting repainted. That kind of.

[C]

With the repaint. The whole thing?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Color.

[A]

Should I do it?

[C]

Oh, they haven't done it well.

[A]

No, they haven't. But like gotta be yellow though, right?

[B]

That's the whole thing.

[A]

I know.

[C]

Why are they repainting the whole thing?

[A]

Just cuz there's just enough like all. All four fenders got redone.

[C]

You messed up all four fenders?

[A]

No, messed up two of them. And they're blending the fenders into the body.

[C]

Super.

[A]

Yeah, like molding them. Like it'll look like factory, you know, no more rivets. Whatever. It's gonna be sick.

[D]

You are.

[A]

And they're like.

[C]

You're really doing.

[A]

They're like. Yeah, like making custom, I don't know, like fender flares for it that are molded into the things and it's kind of like this is exactly what I thought was gonna happen. When I brought my Subaru to a restoration resto mod shop.

[E]

They were like, no, we're turning this thing into car show worthy. So do you think this is. This is a forever car now?

[A]

Like you're now now? Yes. Before. Before I got into this, honestly, I was like, oh, it'd be sick to keep it forever. But like now I have to. Yeah, I actually have to.

[F]

You can be like close to 100 grand.

[A]

No, no.

[F]

Like between the car and everything you've.

[E]

Done to it, I thought it was like.

[D]

No.

[A]

Yeah, 60.

[E]

Yeah, it's closer to 100, farther away.

[A]

But like so much though, like think.

[D]

Of the, you know, 2002 Subaru.

[A]

The car I could get.

[E]

Dude, you would have straight up one SEMA in 2003 with this thing.

[A]

That's the interesting thing. I'd still love to take it there. Like, you know, do a little more to it. Like, I don't know. Do.

[E]

Honestly. Yeah. Someone would be like, wow, look at this.

[A]

Straight up. When you guys see old car. The projector bulbs in my headlights say, life wide open.

[E]

Holy. That's my.

[A]

My exhaust has, like, etched life wide open on it. My tail lights are, like, have the. The giant LED boards. Whatever.

[E]

That's sick.

[A]

To your point, Evan? Yes. Gotta keep doing it yellow. So I'm doing it like a cooler yellow than it was before.

[E]

But I think the paintings. We'll debut it.

[C]

You're not putting a carbon fiber rock slider on it, are you? Rock slider or engine pan or the skid plate? Skid plate.

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

Belly bouncer.

[A]

I don't think I need that. I hope I don't.

[E]

I. I can't tell if this is referring to the crash or the one on your dirt bike, because I did hear a lot of flack about that.

[A]

No, I. I did too. And I expected what.

[D]

What it was about.

[A]

I got a skid plate for my bike, and I, like, knew that I wanted to get one. And then I was like, I'll get a carbon fiber one and make it bougie or whatever, because clearly, Evan, clearly I'm not. I don't actually need it for going over rocks and stumps. And then they had white carbon fiber. I'm like, oh, that's lit. And then I got it, and then it's just like. It was like, white and black checkered carbon fiber kind of looking and like, oh, this isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.

[E]

Is it real carbon fiber?

[A]

Real carbon fiber.

[E]

That makes it cooler. I thought it was fake. It was plastic with, like, a carbon fiber overlay. Because the white carbon fiber.

[A]

Because everybody knows fake carbon fiber. Cheeto. Yeah, that's Cheeto, but yeah, no, I do regret spending 220 bucks on it.

[C]

Money Mike.

[E]

Money Mike.

[C]

Dude, Mike, you're gonna have to get, like, a side hustle for all these project. Said, you guys.

[A]

Dude, I'm down. I might start working at Zoomies.

[C]

Yeah, it's true.

[E]

Good point. Meet us there last Sunday.

[D]

Not a bad idea.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, I mean side hustle. Ben said I needed one.

[D]

Yeah, you do start working on the weekends.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Outside of you're already working on the weekends.

[A]

Just so Much fun. I can't stop spending money. Put purple wheels on my bike today.

[E]

Money boys. No, no, no.

[B]

You got the trailer on one.

[A]

They're going on.

[D]

What. What kind of wheels you get?

[A]

Purple. Purple Excels.

[D]

What does something like that cost?

[A]

1500. You got to do what you got to do.

[C]

That's right.

[D]

Have you. Has that dirt bike seen dirt yet?

[E]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Not ever taking that thing.

[D]

Are you serious?

[A]

Actually no, it hasn't seen dirt. But I'm definitely going to take it under.

[E]

That's how the.

[C]

Have you not?

[B]

I think I've rode it more, bro. Debatably. Down and back on the highway and then through them all.

[A]

So many dirt bikes. That's like. That's how.

[E]

Why ride the new one?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm on the same account that you are for Amazon Prime.

[A]

I'm on the same account you are. Dude. I've seen some you bought. Dude, sorry. You gotta archive those.

[B]

Sauna bucket.

[E]

Oh, I feel bad. I think we should get the sauna bucket. But anyway, continue.

[C]

I just can't believe how much stuff you're buying, dude.

[A]

And now the last. The last couple orders. That was on Amazon Prime Day. So like I. It showed me how much I saved. Like I spent like eleven hundred dollars, but I saved four hundred.

[B]

That's something your girlfriend would say.

[C]

That's.

[B]

Girl. Anybody? Yeah, girl math.

[A]

But if. If I'm going to like buy a bunch of stuff like it might as well be on Amazon Prime Day.

[D]

Ken's looking at the Amazon.

[B]

Just. You just justify.

[D]

I get so much.

[C]

I have spent more. Which are you saving?

[D]

What. What is on this Amazon account?

[A]

I guess. How much did I save? Or how much am I saving?

[F]

He's got some solar. Outdoor lights.

[E]

Yeah. Nice.

[A]

How much were those?

[F]

$21.

[A]

Not bad.

[E]

Not bad.

[F]

A vacuum for 200.

[B]

What kind of.

[A]

Dyson needed it? A shark pillow that I think you.

[F]

Bought a Shuron for.

[A]

Dude, the pillow was so expensive.

[B]

How much?

[A]

And I love it so much. It's 190.

[B]

Jeez.

[E]

I bought a purple pillow and I. I returned that.

[C]

Really?

[E]

Yeah. I didn't sleep any better.

[A]

I'm glad that like in a hundred days I could return it. But I love it so far.

[F]

Some random cable.

[A]

Smells like hot dogs. Random cable lights.

[F]

Table table lamps.

[A]

Random table lamps.

[E]

Why not random to him?

[D]

What's the crazy, Ben?

[A]

Considering I don't. Yeah, considering I don't know.

[F]

I don't think I can. I don't think I can probably say at this point.

[E]

Miniature size condoms.

[C]

Micro condoms. Probably. I wish they made those. Oh, man, you find.

[A]

Just so much. Dude. I bought like, up one of those pro tech decks. I've always wanted one.

[C]

That's the one that I saw. I saw Finger Tech Deck, I think.

[A]

It was, let's see, 59, but on Amazon.

[B]

Don't worry, I got two of them.

[A]

Yeah, on Amazon Prime Day, it was like 49. Whatever. Like, either way.

[C]

Wait, so how much money did you spend and how much did you save? I missed that part.

[A]

Oh, 11. Spend 1100. Saved 400.

[B]

If you spent more, you would have saved more, bro.

[A]

That's true. And some of this shit I actually returned too. And some of it was not for me. It was for Sydney.

[B]

Did you see that guy that said Amazon prime was sponsoring the road repair? You guys see this? So he was ordering, like, concrete or asphalt, whatever, off of Amazon.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

And he was repairing the roads and then filling the boxes up with sand and returning them and getting his money back, but then saying that Amazon is support concrete. Either concrete or asphalt or whatever. Some sort of patch. Yeah, like asphalt patch.

[E]

Very inefficient.

[B]

And then he weighed them. They were just like a box. Like some sheetrock mud would come in or whatever.

[C]

That sounds illegal.

[B]

No, it was illegal. He got jammed up.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

But like, he was posting about him being like, no, I mean, Amazon's got the money, they can take care of our roads.

[E]

Or I don't know. Interesting.

[B]

Like that.

[F]

Yeah. 166 bucks for a five gallon pail of asphalt patch.

[E]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He just, like, weighed them, went down to the beach, filled them up.

[A]

Return my attention.

[E]

Wow. All right, fellas. This has been another episode of Guys talking into mics. We are the guys. These are the mics.

[A]

Yes, sir. And as you guys have seen, yeah, I am the mic. We are in Zoomies, which is so lit. So if you guys, you know, we got stuff on the website, too, but if you make it into your local Zoomies, if you have one, go check it out. We have all of our life wide open. Sea Boys TV gear in there. And it's so exciting.

[C]

So sick.

[B]

Go buy some Cheetos too, this weekend.

[F]

Thank you for coming by and supporting our dream.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[E]

Oh, yeah, good point.

[F]

And don't forget to vote for me for mayor.

[C]

Yeah, Benjamin Point, Ken. All right, peace.