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It's going to be chaos today because we have got Gavin and we have got Evan. And we got me, too. Well, yeah, that was a weird one. Something about your prebiotic soda doesn't really scream. It's going to be chaotic to me today. You got to have a healthy gut, man. This is not a plug, but it's better than that shit you guys are drinking. What's on your for you page? Dude, I am on a watch list. Really? So bad. All right, if you were going to drive a nascar, who are your top five sponsors? Two Turn Tony. Probably Blue Chews or Viagra, something along those lines. Okay. Yep. Gonna need a good dispensary. Behind me. Wonder Bread and Etnees. What are the headsets for if there's no audio? You didn't have audio the whole time? No. Shut the fuck up. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. Are you serious? No test. Oh, my gosh. Yo, you should have said something, dude. I got like five min minutes into it. Why are we wearing these stupid things? Three of these are plugged in. Yeah, there's a rookie ass podcast. Come on, guys, we need to pick it up. We need to pick it up. I went on the Seaboys podcast and I didn't hear a single word they said. What is street cred even worth? Nothing. Nothing. I mean, for you to ask that question wearing that outfit right now, you look like that's what you try to pay for things in. Because you don't have real money. Dude. First. First and foremost, cash broke. Street cred rich. I think you need to find something that you really excel at, and then you turn that into the first date so you can really impress her. So, like, what are some of your impressive qualities? Well, ev. I. Yo, don't say that. Freaking. Say. Say what? Say what you're gonna say. No, no, no, no. Say stop. What about Glenn having that girl? He was like, faking that injury. I was like. That's all I heard. Glenn got chicks on his mobility scooter. On. It's. He's riding around the mobility scooter. He's got the chick sitting on his lap. Typical. Just kind of legendary. Yeah. And I don't know about the faking the injury, but. But, yeah, good for Glenn. I'm glad. I'm glad that it was. Things were able to work out over here. I don't know how well they did work out, because the next day I saw Glenn and I go, hey, I saw a Snapchat of you last night. And he goes, oh, yeah, with the Mackenzie chick, I go, that's not her name. That is not her name. So that tells me how that ended. Yeah, well, then I had one. I didn't have a driver's license. Minneapolis. How'd you lose it to begin with? Well, I had a few tickets. No DUIs or anything like that, though. Those days, they didn't bother you. But anyway, They tell you to go home. I can. I get picked. Tell you to go home. I'm trying. I remember one time I got picked up was like, I was in high school, I think, and it's like four in the morning or three in the morning. I get picked up by Annandale, Minnesota, and I lived in Kimball, which was like seven miles away or whatever. But anyway, he picked me up. I showed my driver's license, you know, I had a few beers, and he said, are you Ted's boy? That's my dad. And I said, yeah. Well, my dad was kind of in politics. He said, if I ever catch you out here again in the state, I'm telling your dad, you know, go home. Oh. I mean, nowadays. Try that, you know. So you took the ditch. I went home. I mean, well, it was four in the morning. I had to go home. During 2016, 2019, where I was seeing a new lawsuit on my desk once a month from different people and the most frivolous garbage lawsuits. But I'm a target. They see me on TV doing all this crazy stuff and money's flowing on my ears, and so they want some of it. And when you're target like that, it's so. Dude, suing somebody is so dirty. It's so dirty because you can. You can sue somebody and not have any reason to sue them. Like, no valid case. And you can still sue them and make their life hard enough that they just settle and pay you out. It is. Dude, I have no respect for people. I've never filed a single lawsuit against anybody. And I've sued. I've been sued no less than 50 times. Oh, my God. Oh, my. Yeah, it's just insane. Like. Yeah, you can't set a precedent that you just pay them off because then everybody else. No. Yeah, you can't. And that's the. So we. I don't settle. Well, I've had to settle a couple times here and there, but it's actually frustrating because it gets easier just to settle because, dude, lawsuits are. They can dig up your entire life and emails that you sent 10 years ago, like, they are. It's the worst use of time and energy. So that's why people settle. And it's worth it. You're buying your time back. Yeah, because it's a mental drink. You're being blackmailed, basically, with your time for nothing. Dude. It's frustrating. Wow. But then when the National Guard found that out, they're like, you have asthma. You can't be. You can't be here, bro. Really? So. And I'm like, I don't really think I have asthma. How often you're so in the floor. Or maybe you. Yeah, yeah. Worked out. No, no, I think I didn't let you in because of your foot. No, it was. It was. That was a concern, but it was. It was that crazy. And I'm like, I don't even think I really have asthma. And they're like, how often do you have attacks? I'm like, I never. I don't even know what it's like. They're just looking you up and down. Like, you see them Right down. Pudgy. No, I was, like, pretty scrawny at that time, too. They're probably like, this guy just doesn't have it. They didn't want to let you in. What do you want to be with? They're, like, begging everyone else to get in. And Mike, they're like, no, no, no. I want to make T shirts on the computer. They're like, no, we want guys who want to shoot guns and drive command. Mike's like, let me design us all new uniforms. Like, all right, buddy. I love camo. I got that going for me. I joined the army because I love camo so much. Sir, can you take a step away from the table for us? Yeah. Why you step back. I thought those were purple jeans. Oh, yeah, that wouldn't be smart to wear those. Those there. Were you in your skater? So you weren't dressed like a skater when you went. I'm sure I was. Did you have your, like, mop haircut? Kind of. I think so. I mean, I want to say I probably had long hair, but. Yeah, you had a higher voice then, too. It was. It was awkward. I still have a pretty high voice, so Awkward. They just told you? No, no. They kept dicking us around. Like, I'd go, who's us? Yeah. Was it just, like, me and my dad? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like. But they just all proud. Like, my son signing up for the military gets there. You won't take them. What do you mean? You guys take everyone. No. You call around asking for people to sign up. He's here. He's here right now. We Drove all the way here and you. What do you. You don't want. That's what I was saying. I was like, you guys come to my school and like. And you beg us to come in. You say it's so cool. Seriously, this guy can literally do anything. He can clean the floors. I even. What about serving food, bro? But it was like the passing, the whole physical thing, they wouldn't even let me take the physical cuz they were concerned about my foot too. And I was like, bro, I'm fine. Let's just take it. You don't even have to tell anybody. I'll just perform in front of you. You know, do some sprints. And they got to a field. I like running. All right, you better not be wheezing and I better not see any limp. I want a straight run. Like the flag pulling back. Mike comes back, Mike, he's doing push ups. No, I was like, ready. I was ready if they were. I'm like, he's wearing his gym shoes. So I'm not trying to out you here, but I got a story about C.J. that like, I have been meaning to talk about for a very long time. Because I have not laughed this hard in a long time. And I don't know all the details, so I need your side. And yeah, we're, we're, we're rolling this. Absolutely. So it sounds like you guys are at parallel and CJ was just trying to like maybe squeak out a little fart or something. And he just completely. Exactly what you're talking about. Ripped ass. Super loud. CJ has been embarrassed about this since it was like a bomb went off, dude. The guy made it clear to everybody. Like he had the whole bar. Stop. He was standing up, telling the story, and he just had everybody rolling. He's like, I heard it. It was so loud. Hold on, hold on. So you're at parallel, which is a very nice restaurant. Nicest restaurant in the area. Let me just tell my side of the story. Okay, well, there's not much to say. You didn't give a shit. You just. No, I did. I did. I did care and I knew it was wrong and that's why I was embarrassed about it. Did you know it was gonna be loud or. No, it was gonna. No, dude, it didn't smell. It didn't smell. Thank God. He said it. Fucking reek. How do you know? Did he really? Yeah, he's like, bro, I about puked in my own place. Shut up. Did you actually say that? Yeah, that's what I was crying, laughing. It was Nick's birthday that day, too. Oh, what? Yeah, I know. A little birthday present for him. No. So, like, I'm sitting there, you know, it's like Sunday. I'm eating, like, eating the crab legs. Little too much butter, obviously. And everyone else goes. Alex, of course, wants creme brulee. I'm like, God damn it. So we gotta stand. I gotta sit there. Everyone else. What is wrong with her? Yeah, no, everyone else leaves. I'm trying to go home, waiting on her to eat her creme brulee. And, like, you know, you just, like. You're just sitting there and it just. It just, like, happened. And I was like, oh. And it was like. It, like, ricocheted off the chair. Sounded like, like, a soundboard part. Like you pushed. Pick up a little bit. Yeah, like you caught up. Yeah, no, it just. It just, like, ricocheted, dude. It was bad. I was like, oh, you didn't know it was going to be a loud one? I just thought. I was just like. I don't know. It just, like, happened, dude. Like, I normally wouldn't do that. He said you wouldn't look at him. He's like, hey, cj, I heard that you were like, he never said that. He never said that. He never said that. What? Said that. Okay, so this. How so? And I do that. And I'm like, oh, that was, like, kind of loud. And I'm, like, sitting there. Alex is, like, talking, telling the story, dude. She's like, no. Alex is just, like, sitting here telling me some story or whatever. And then, like, pretty soon, I start, like, hearing the table. Like, my back's facing the table behind. Like, was that you? Was that you? Like, they start blaming each other, you know, like one of those situations. And I'm like, oh. Oh, fuck. And then. And then push on here. I think it was him. And, dude, I start, like, sweating. Like, I do embarrassing stuff. I mean, pretty much for a living. But I knew that was wrong. Like, I was embarrassed. Like. Like, that's something I don't stand by. Like, I wouldn't even burp at a restaurant. But it just slipped. And I'm like, oh, fuck. And then, like, I start sweating, dude. Like, my back is sweating. I'm like, geez. Like, I'm probably going to soak through this shirt. I'm like, hurry the fuck up, Alex. Eat your creme brulee. And she's, like, trying to enjoy it. I'm like, eating your thing. I'm like, let's get the fucking tab. All this stuff I'm trying to get the hell out of here. To get the hell out of here. Dude, Mike's upgraded. He only likes good wiener now. Or do you still like big game? He'll still eat it all. Yeah, just prefers the big game wiener. I saw. I saw a comment. It was like, did Evan rip his hammer off and put it on a stick? I thought that was hilarious. What we call out of pocket. I almost replied, way too small to be his hand, but way too small. But anyways, amw. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. We just got snowed in. For those of you that are just listening, don't you dare. I will unsubscribe to Seaboys right now. That wasn't. All right. Was that our idea? Was that Evan who did that? No, I saw Roman. I saw Roman. Dude. Oh, my gosh. Get up here. Hey, which one's his bedroom? Get up here, you boomer. Oh, no. Isn't that his bedroom over there? Go throw it in his bed. Gonna make a mess. Hey, Dalton. Dalton, come up here. You caught my name mid poop. What's up? I want to ask you about your newfound haters. Oh, Evan's little minions. So Dalton posted this. Tick tock. He got flamed in the comments, right? And he's convinced that everyone hating on him is just sent after him by Evan. Okay, so, like, Evan and Dalton have beef, right? But we've made it pretty apparent in our videos, right, that they're, like, always beefing. They're always bickering back and forth, right? So now that Dalton's got haters, he's convinced that they're all just little Evans coming after him. They are. The whole comment section is Cheeto, Cheeto, Cheeto, Cheeto. I agree with what. What's. What's going on over there. But he didn't send them, like, directly send them. He just indirectly did by us showing that you guys have beef and whatever, because, like, you know, he's got his little cult underneath him that, like, if he says jump, they're going to jump. If he says the sky is not blue, it's gray or yellow, they're going to say it's yellow too. So, like, dude, it's honestly quite sad. It's very sad. You can't take it so personal. Saturday, filming my video, just having a good time. I'm out there by myself, just doing country. I think that. I think that's actually the most impressive part of the entire thing is the reel that he posted. He filmed all of it on a tripod. He. One man showed it, right? I thought it was a great video, dude. So I do feel for you there. But just goes to show, like just sometimes picking battles, you know, maybe the wrong person. Yeah, Evan, because no matter how in the right. This is what I'm saying, no matter how in the right you are or how cool it is, they're just going to side with Evan, whatever he thinks. And he's, he doesn't think anything you do is cool. So he just doesn't enjoy anything. Like what's his deal though? Why? I think that's just him. I think it's just becoming more and more apparent. But I think, to be fair, here's what I wanted to say. You're seeing all the hate comments, right? But if you go back like two videos ago when you and Evan were like bickering back and forth, there's like five positive comments having your back to every like one that has Evan's back. Right? So I think you're just getting fixated on the hate comments and you think that that's like everyone, but the haters are always louder than the supporters. So thank you. My advice to you was going to be just fuck them and just keep doing you. Because now that you're getting followers on Instagram, which is great, is going to come with haters too. Yeah. Yeah. On the bright side, all these people talking shit, this is one of your Highest viewed videos, 183,000 plays. That's awesome for you. I don't know. Hopefully it's going also, also, also, I told you this, but dude, you had some chicks hit you up after that video too and you said, you know, that was a large reason of making that video. Yeah. So it clearly worked. The reason you made that video wasn't to try and impress some dudes. I'd assume as a single 18 year old man. It wasn't for you. You made it to try and lure the chicks in, kind of blowing up his spot right now. Is it working? No. Yes, it is. No, it's not. It's working. Smiles getting bigger and bigger. It's working. He's being humble now. With anything that you put on the Internet, it's going to come with haters. Yeah, dude, just don't read the comments if it bothers you. Just don't read them because it's going to piss you off. Me personally, I don't get mad. So just don't read them if you're going to get mad. Like I have actually my own comment section turned off at this point. Damn. Yeah. No, I don't. Just don't read them. If it pissed you off, don't read them. Sorry. I had some inner 2000 and 1617 energy coming out there. I was getting fueled back in the day. Dude, were you shirtless? Video coming soon. So you're gonna play. You're gonna lean into it? I might. I would, yeah. It'd probably help your God. You probably get more followers that way. When you got haters, double down on it. Dude, I'd do a naked video next time, shirtless and throw those nails. That's some Jake. That is, actually. Yeah, that'd be funny, dude. Same video that you just did? Exactly the same. Just only wearing a cowboy hat. And put a sock over your pen so it doesn't get all blocked. Just blur it. Oh, my God, ramble. You imagine he's doing it out, like, in our field over there, and they go, there's this naked boy throwing around hay bales, just filming it with a tripod. Can you one dude please make this. I got bales and everything. I'll help film it. He's got plenty hay bales. You'll help film. Dude, that's kind of. That's sweet of you, dude. Now, dude, I want to see this go live. I. They ain't going to know who helped film. I want to see this on Instagram. It's like the one time Dalton gives film credits camera emoji. He's, like, hopping out of his truck. You just see Jake filming in the room in the mirror, and Jake's, like, kind of smiling. Yeah. The first comment is, is that Jake sherbet? And then you start getting flame. Yeah, it's like, no, it's not me. No, I can tell it's you. You're wearing that black bum shirt. Yeah, it's not. Yep. Yep. Oh. Oh, my gosh. He's running away on you. Your little rod is bending. Oh, is it the same fish? Is it the same fish? Another pike. There you go. Other pikey. Dude, the night bite. We're heating up, fellas. Big Wrench is not my dad. Yeah. Oh, that's actually. Yeah. My other son. Yeah. I wanted to clear the air on this now that we have you both here. There. We started what ended up becoming a dirty rumor. Ben's bad joke. I think it was just a joke, and it just. I mean, it made people. But the way you. The way you. The way you put it out there, it was. It was casual. One of a handful of trolls that were completely uncleared up. Well, I guess the. The last thing is I'm getting engaged Congratulations, brother. I'll say it just like that, brother. How you feel? I feel, like, beyond excited. You nervous? Equally as nervous. You think she'll say yes? Yes, I do. Well, that's good. I really do. I really am just, like, stressed like. You want it to be perfect, man. Yeah. So you are stressing a little. Yeah, I have a cold sore, which comes back when I get stressed. And then I got really stressed out for the merch drop that went live last week, and it, like, went full blown. And then I'm like, this is not what I need right now. You know, I got to take pictures soon, and I'm worried it's going to come back out again. But, yeah, I'm like, stress in a good way, man. I. I can never pick up on you when you're stressed. But no, to fill the. The listener, the viewer in, Mike shot us a text this morning in a group chat, and we. You still haven't asked. Keep in mind, you still haven't asked Sydney as of this moment. Yeah. The reason we can talk about is because you will ask her tomorrow. This podcast goes live Tuesday. Plan is to ask her. Yeah. Tomorrow from filming. So we can do that. But you, like, totals the news and everything. I didn't know you were gonna do it. But not. Not surprised at all. For anyone who had bets out there as to who the first one would be, I don't think there's that many people who are betting on it, but, like, people have asked us for a long time. You were definitely a favorite. Is there a money line on. You were definitely, like, negative 400, so I guess. Yes. So I'm kind of putting this out there because Jake calls me today and he's like, yo, congrats, man. Just let you know, I lost money on you. Who do you think was gonna do it? He thought Ben was gonna be the first one. Yeah, I would say Ben. I thought it was pretty even off. Tony. Tony. Uncle Tony. I had my money on you, Mike. Wow. There is actually money lines out there. Yeah. Yeah, so that's what I was wondering. If there was, like, anyone else out there. They're gonna be local, you'd think. But Jake also had his money on you. Or maybe. I don't know. But anyway, Jake lost. Can you tell us, like, how we're gonna. How you're gonna do it or you keep that private? I can. I'm gonna do it at. On the point. The beach where we hang out, where the. The water skips go down. Where. Where the boat days go down. Perfect. Dude. I figured that's. That's. That is the best spot for sure. The most paradise spot, in my opinion in the world. And that's no other place I'd want to do it. Have you asked Randy yet? Yeah. Okay. What do you say? He said yes. Where you. He said no, but I'm like, yeah. I mean, how could you not be nervous? We are on the pontoon. Just YouTube. Yeah, let's take pontoon ride. And I asked him and he's like, of course. You know, I love you, I love her. I love you guys together. And that was, you know, kind of it. We talked about it for longer. I won't get into the nitty gritty of it, but yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. Do you think she has any inkling that you're going to do it this weekend? That's actually a great question, Ken, which I'm so worried about, because, yes, she does. You guys know me. I just, like, am not timely on things. So I'm like, I'll do it. I'll do it this summer. And then the summer flies by, and I'm like, I. Last week in the summer. Yeah, literally. Literally the 31st is tomorrow. And I was like, I'll do it this summer. We say yes to everything, too. You have to. We still, like, we're down to try everything and do everything. Yeah. So that's what I would say, man, for those listeners are like, I don't know what I want to do. Let me tell you what not to do. Don't do what everybody else is telling you to do. Don't go to college. Like, I'm very. I do not like college. I think college is a huge waste on. On everything. It's so. It's so crazy to me when I come in and say to somebody, hey, man, so I'm a mentor, and I can mentor people. I can show you how to get what you want out of this life. And then I say, this is how much it costs to work with me and be like, oh, I could never spend that. But you spent 50 grand on college to get your generals done and leave and go work at Burger King Insanity. To me, dude, that's what you think is okay? Because you were programmed to think like, oh, well, dude, I don't know what I'm gonna do. So I'm just gonna go start spending money, get in a ton of debt, go to school, and then when I get out of school, I'm just pro going to start at a job I could have started and built my way up without school altogether. Yeah. I don't think people that are hiring, at least that I talk to, like, really hire based off of college degrees as much as they used to. Obviously Depends on it. Depends the job, but. Yeah, but very few. And that's the other thing I always tell people too, is like, dude, if you want to be a lawyer, go to college. You want to be a doctor, go to college. You want to, you know exactly what you want. Go do the necessary steps to become that. That. But dude, that's like 2% of people going to school right now. Jacob? Yes? Are you still jerking off? No, I'm not. I. I don't do that. Right. Still, we know this. Wow. You don't jerk off anymore? Like, you're done not jerking off or you jerk or you just don't jerk off at all? I just. I just don't. I just don't do it, period. How long has it been? I don't know. Like, probably since last September or so. I don't know the exact day. What do you think? I got a calendar mark. I think we're catching them in a lie. That's what I think. No. Good job, buddy. It's been a long time. Good job, buddy. We're proud of you. There's a tribe in Africa that got addicted to jerking off. We're going to send you and Ken down there, okay? I want you to be my brother in law. Ken. What's your current brother in law like? He's cool, but not Ken. Kevin, that's. What is your Thanksgiving like when you have to sit across the table from this guy? I love him. When you have gone public, you have gone public with saying hundreds of thousands. I wish somebody else was dating my sister. Are you gonna object at this wedding, dude? I might have to. You want to show up with me? Put you on a 250 yard and it'll be over. Rolling up on that. I think Gavin's just living vicariously, Talking about. Yeah. As much as. As much crap as we give you for not being a true redneck. I think you are trying to be a true redneck. There's no more of a redneck move, dude. I don't want that. No, thank you. He's given, like, I mean, what an honor, Ken, a redneck like Gavin giving you permission to date his sister. Like, that's like, it's about as good as he gets. But damn right, Ken, it's all you, man. Just make the right moves and learn how to swing an act, man. That's a very selfless move of you, Gavin. The only thing more valuable than that. So a 12 valve. I don't got one of those. I might have to find one. Gavin barely has one of those yesterday. Oddly enough, Evan goes, ben, you think I'm a stinky boy now at 30? You should have smelt me at 13. I didn't change my underpants for 45 days. They were my lucky under. I remember them. They were. They were from Old Navy. They were baby blue with gold with goldfish on them, not the inside. And I don't know what made me decide that they were, like, my lucky underwear. And it was during the summer, so for whatever reason I was just kept running them. Hit him with a little Axe body spray. You didn't wash them once? No. And the craziest part about the whole thing, because I didn't do my own laundry, obviously. How did my mom. That's what I'm not. Notice that there were no underwear in circulation. She probably was just. She wasn't washing skid marks out. She didn't want to ask questions. I finally had retire them because this is good. The. The undercarriage of. Of them literally just blew out. It was like. It was literally the outer seams and then, like, a middle stitch up the middle. It was like some misshapen thong. I just had to call it quit. How long. How long did you. Dude, the wor. The worst thing is, is after that. After that run, I think I sent him into the laundry, and my mom's like, these things are shred. You got to throw one. Like, no, I got to keep those or whatever. I don't know. I think I. I think she washed them. I think I just, like, fired him back in the drawer. And like, they sat there for a while and toast too fat to fit them anymore. How bad did Those smell after 45 days of wearing them in the summer? They smell fine. They smell like AX body spray. You guys remember when I didn't have a vehicle, so I was driving my mom's Outback, and then I blew it up? And which one? Yes, I do. I remember in Fargo. So I blew up that Outback, So I didn't have a car, and so neither did your mom. Yeah. So I drove her black car. Jake was such a little dick. Dude. Yeah. Steal his mom's and then blow that up. So I was driving her blackout back when she was like, okay, don't crash it or don't blow it up. Like, I need a vehicle. I'll just put competition subs in it instead. Yeah. So I Did. That's what I did. Competition subs in your mom's that she loaned you. You were driving your mom's car for two weeks. Starts flexing the windshield. Concrete's the back seat. So let's not talk like license or anything. Let's just talk like practical application. I got in a helicopter. Yeah. What do you think the likelihood I get that thing off the ground safely? 0%. I know what the collective is. I know how it works. I know all that. I've played flight simulator. No. Yeah, you. You'd get it off the ground, you'd be back on the ground in about six seconds. Not the way you want it to be. So we get in this. This. Look at it. Look how big it is. Gas station in the world. Unbelievable. Everyone who. Dude, we gotta go back. And they actually make Bucky's bigger than this. Already finding himself around. What do you got there, Ken? Fresh food. Brisket sandwich. Fresh food too. All at one. It was like one in the morning. Almost. Actually, almost two. I gotta find Evan here. There was furniture, by golly. Yep. They're selling furniture. Here comes Ben and Evan. Jeff. I'm like, oh, better get over here. You guys found your way here too. I didn't realize Chase and Haley are gonna be here. Ed, how you doing? Look at this guy. He was a shell of a human being. Oh, my good. Oh, my goodness. Ben starts choking him again. Beat him up. Did you see if I fought back, I'd get fired? We went wide angle here. I. I thought maybe video this might go in the. She's smiling. It definitely should attack. I never tap out. This dude over here didn't know what to think. He's like, are we cool? And he's like, I think we're cool. What's wrong with you? That was so inappropriate. Goes back to paying, then you're chasing them around out here. Dude, Ben Noggin did almost get bonked on this pole. Evan couldn't believe how much it costed. It cost. Sorry. If his head would have got bonked, I mean, he was smacking that 13 sandwich out of Evan's hands. Dropped about half that sandwich on the ground. It was a sad sight. Dude, I don't know what got it. Actually, I do know what got into me. About 14 high noons. Look at that run, dude. Speaking of cream pies, where are you taking Randy for dinner tonight, Ken? I don't think anywhere. I think Randy's staying right where he's at. Oh, boy. A little night in. No, I've never broken down in it though. The only time I did break down. So I'm cruising up to Gunnison. I start watching my temperature gauge. It overheats or whatever. I was like, what do I do? Pull on the side of the road. And I'm like, oh, crap. I never want to ask for help, but some redneck guy and his F150 stops. And he's like, hey, you need help? Sure. Come help me, dude. I was like, what is this guy actually gonna do for me? So we start looking at it. F150 guy, he can't actually help me. I mean, he's probably a city boy. And starts looking at you, dude, you got a hose leaking right there. It's like, dude, what are we gonna do? We don't have any freaking ace hardware stores near us. And he looks at me, goes, you got a rubber? I don't got a rubber, man. What's a rubber? And he goes, me and the old lady got old rubber. So runs back to his truck. Old old lady? Yeah, Used. Oh, no, no, no. Not used rubber. I was like, damn, he's keeping this guy. He's talking condoms, dude. I still have no clue what's going on. What are you gonna do with a condom, dude? And come back. Come back over, we take the hose off, and it was actually genius what we did. So then you put your pants back on as soon as he finished. He fixed my line in a jiffy. He didn't fix my truck yet. My truck was still broken. He comes back, Gavin's got his pants down. He's like, hey, what are you doing? No, no, no. Cheapest fix I've ever had. After the rubber was done, then the guy went to the back of the truck, and he put a new hose on it. Gavin. Gavin gets done, and he kind of just chuckles at the guy. He goes, what are you laughing about? And he hops back in his truck, it starts it up and goes, my truck was just fine. No, no, no, no. That's not how it went, dude. Keep. So we. Okay, so tell you. Take the cummin. When cummin owners are in heat, they just pull over and put the flashers on, put the gas cap out, Lured in a little F150 looking for the city boys. Oh, Dalton pulls up. Evan goes, let me sit in the passenger seat. Or let me. Let me sit in the driver's seat. Let me sit in the driver's seat. Sets off his tripod. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. Gotta film a quick tick tock first, dude. So we take the hose off. I'm like, all right, so we got a good split in it. How do we fix this? Cuts the rubber in half. We wrap the rubber around, put the clamps on so that the coolant can still flow through, put it back on. Ran all the way back to Gunnison, zero problems. Something I think about a lot, which goes back to you is, like, you have two kids and eventually, like, I'm going to have kids. These guys will have kids. How much is having kids change the way that you operate in terms of a business? Obviously, it's changed your personal life, but, like, all right, I'll tell you this. So, like, the first four months of having a kid, your first kid, it will take you and your wife to rock bottom. Just because of the situation of losing all your sleep. You will lose it because you're going to be so strung out about keeping the thing alive long term. As long as you can set your wife up correctly to have, like, help. We have grandmas that help a lot and you can get her that free time to, like, spend time with you. It can not affect your work life too much. And you definitely have to sacrifice work life first to be with mom and baby, because, you know, there was certainly a point where I didn't prioritize them enough. That doesn't help anything. And, like, the baby just multiplies all your issues. So if you have, for, say, a drinking problem, the baby is going to take whatever your issue in life is and multiply it by 2000%, because that's what they do. They just make your life complicated because of the loss of sleep and what it does to your wife and things like that. So what I would encourage you to do is get to your point where you're not strung out and the businesses ran really well and you can rely on those trustworthy employees. Then have a baby. And it's really. It's a great process. But no matter what, you're going to hit rock bottom at some point because of loss of sleep or any outlying issue you may have in your life. Like, that's what babies do. I think it's actually designed. Part of the process is they're so difficult to raise. We in particular, I think, had a tough baby. Our first one, rip. For some reason, they just don't want to sleep or they don't want to eat. What it does to your wife is unbelievable because their mom brain is, I have to keep this baby alive and I love it so much. They won't prioritize anything but the baby. And you're trying to Prioritize other stuff, and then it's just like, boom. It's crazy. Once you get through those difficult times, like right now, I know the kids are set. I don't stress about it at all. The whole day certainly is a process to get to that point. It's great advice. Yeah. Sorry, we're quiet on this one. We got nothing. No, I mean, I've seen Maddie just, like, you know. Yeah, obviously, she's always around and she's got the kids with, and she's an awesome mom. I don't know if it was your mom or her mom, but they came up to us and. And told us last time we were. Yeah, RIP loves watching the vids. I don't know whose mom it was, but it was either of them. But, like, grandmas are absolute key. I mean, obviously, some people don't have the luxury of having a grandma, but, like, you got to find someone that really cares for the kids to help the mom, especially with two. And I will tell you guys this. Whether it's the helicopter, the freaking the coolest thing you've always wanted in your life, it will not hold a flame to the words dada. When your kid says dada, there's nothing that touches it. Not the greatest freaking Stark Varg powered Ferrari with wings you've ever seen in your life. The first six months, it's like this little baby, you're like, okay, I get it. I'm a dad. When you walk home and that little guy says, daddy, nothing touches it. I've heard so many times, like, when I broke my right foot, I, like, drove with my left foot because, like, you're just, what, are you just not gonna drive? And then I found out, like, a lot of people do that. I know there's different circles. It's illegal, isn't it? I don't really think it would hold up if they did try to get you on it. But, like, so many people hurt their right foot, and then they're just like, yeah, it's been so inconvenient not be able to get around. And I'm like, really? You guys didn't hear Grandpa Ron kick cancer's ass, buddy. Let's go. That was really great. That was really great that we did. That happened and you guys were there. That was wonderful. How much do you think attitude plays a factor in it? Oh, 95%. Really? I think so. I mean, you know, I would have days when maybe I wasn't feeling that great, and then I would start reading some of stuff you guys do and some Comments coming back. And I thought, what the hell am I doing feeling down. These guys are great. I mean, people all over the world wishing me well. Why the hell do I want to be down when they're thinking about me? And so that attitude just like that would snap me out of it. We've been getting tagged in a YouTube video. It's basically a police cam footage from Wisconsin. From Wisconsin. They're chasing this. This guy in a pickup that's running from him. They finally catch him. He happened to go out on the. On the lake, which happened to also be thin ice. The cops didn't want to go out. And then he hops out. They finally get him. He's in the Sea Boys sweatshirt. It's like the thumbnail. That's the thumbnail. It's the thumbnail. And it's like, kind of getting a lot of views because I think people maybe think it's one of our thin ice videos. Yeah, I mean, it does kind of, like, line up, but I gotta read you guys some of these comments. I haven't seen this Seaboy's video yet. Drunk driving on thin ice. That one was good. And then it was like, this guy, really living life wide open. But I almost feel like we should send this guy another sweatshirt. Yeah, Evan had a pretty funny point. I don't know if it's true or not, but he goes, that looks like the type of guy to just steal the sweatshirt from somebody else. Man, I am on buddy's side. You seem like a nice guy. He just had a couple too many bush lights, but, yeah, he did look like maybe he just grabbed it at a party. Speaking of music, I was listening to a song, and this guy wrote this song about Ford Rangers. His name's Rick Duff, and I believe it's on the Canadian version of. Oh, wow. Is this America's got or. Well, Canada's got Talent? Or is it the voice Canadians got talented. Howie 50. No. Yeah. My 4 Ranger got everything I need no, I ain't talking about that speed well, baby, she's getting drunk on that gasoline My four Ranger host. That's really good. Six wheels, Six wheels Ranger got everything I need no, I talking about that speed Baby, she's getting drunk on that. Name dropped us. Wait, wait. What are you listening to? The song. I can't hear a word. I can't either. Shut up. Can you put volume on the tv? Yeah, it is. It's all the way up. What? Dude, that's so sick. By the time you get great at your sport nowadays, you no Longer love what you do. By the time you get good enough to do what you love, you no longer love what you do. Because these kids are starting. I mean, I started at 4, but it was about having fun. Like, no one was pushing you. Oh, yeah, let's go. You're gonna make a living doing this. It was trying to push you the opposite direction. Like, what are you. You're wasting your time on skateboards and BMX and all this stuff. And now you can go to the Olympics doing this stuff. And it's gotten so much more difficult to be the best you have to be. So it's taken a sport, in my opinion. I mean, motocross always been around, but you have all these sports in freestyle and X Games that were all about having fun. Now you put it into the Olympics and it changes the sport. Yeah. You know, the video parts aren't as. As big, but then. And we used to have a year to make a video part. You guys have to do a video part every week. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough. I think that there's, like, a certain type of person that uses the black ice. And usually it's like if you never, ever clean your car and it just smells so bad, you have to cover it up with something. Evan. On the flip side, mine's filthy. Smells like black ice. Your truck smells like there's mushrooms growing. Probably because it's a work truck. Evan. And it gets abused. Okay, so throw a black ice in there for everyone else's pleasure. That would, like now at first. Then I show up to. To the shop every day, hop out, and feeling loopy because it smells so bad. Well, I get like, that strong. What do you. Why do you like it, Mike? I just think you're being a puss. No, no, I think that we have. I think that we have, you know, a nice truck. It's got 2,000 miles on it, and it's already getting a black ice thrown into it. Still smells like new truck that kid wheelies. A quad. That was. The whole idea was based on. Well, let's just see. Just wheelie to Zorbas. That was. That's where it started. Yeah. It's just like the end goal, you know, it's got a million views. I think fat kid wheelies for a burrito. Yeah. Jake is doing a wheelie and he's just got a little belly on just a little tiny bit. Just a little ass cracking out of your gym shorts. Oh, no. It's. Fat kid rides with no shirt in freezing weather, 38 degrees. Jake's always been doing stuff with his shirt off, though, in. In cold environments. Like. Yeah, it never changed. Yeah, no, yeah. Now you're just cold, plunging. But you used to ride snowmobile with your shirt off. Everything you'd want to do shirtless. We're like, dude, just put a shirt on, dude. I accepted my body, okay? I was just like, I am happy with it. And everyone else is gonna be too. Jake is just, like, a little pudgy, like a little bit of a muffin top. And we're like, all right. Our resident fat kid. We were maybe stretching that one a little bit, but that's what made it so funny. I think a lot of the comments are like, he's not bad. So funny. I remember for a while, CJ couldn't keep his shirt on either, but it hasn't been like, hot, dude. That was like, actually every time. All right, we're about to start filming. C.J. takes his shirt. We're like, what the fuck? Hey, what do you guys think about the Vitaly? The YouTuber Vitaly is more of a streamer now, doing, like, all, like, the. I don't know if you can say it on the podcast, but, like, the pedo. Absolutely amazing. See the one with the. We put them in the chair that broke. No, that's my new favorite one. I don't know if I look it up. Yeah, well, he's. Our TV is gone, but I did order a new one today. Where is it? It's downstairs. It's next to the other TV hooked up to Micah's PlayStation. Oh, perfect. Is what Mike. It needs to be doing, but no. Yeah, they just set him up and, you know, they do the celebration, but they give them this chair in the chair look like the chair I was sitting in at Gavin's house out in. Exploded. Kind of a heavyset guy, goes down like a ton. Wait, so they. They purposely gave him, like, a chair that would break? Yeah. That's pretty funny, dude. And what? So like, this guy was obviously. He was trying to link up with, like, an underage person, and then they baited him in. Yeah, Honestly, I saw this, like, on Instagram, like, the 10 second clip. But, yeah, I think that's the whole thing. They're just like online predators. They invite him to meet and then they act like they. I saw another one. He won a. Like a Corvette or something or. Dude, really? Yeah. I haven't watched any of these on an actual stream. I guess I just see the clips, but I've always wondered, like, how do they bait. How do they bait these guys in. They just put a. Like, start chatting on them, with them on a fake account. And then they say, like, I'm underage and all this. And then once they proceed to go through with it, then they're like, all right, we got one. Yeah. I think literally on Tinder or on Instagram, whatever. Like, if you're on Tinder, you lie that you say you're old enough, and then right away, they'll be like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm actually 14. And then the people, they just take a seat. Yeah. And that's like an actor. That's just like, a little. Dude, that thing didn't even kind of break. It just exploded. Oh, my God. Dude, that is some quality content. They do that every time. Well, different. Different. Oh, my God. That's funny. So I didn't know that they. She's just so. That guy. That guy clearly knows he's doing something wrong. Yeah. Yeah. I think he. He knows he's meeting up with a young person. Did you see the one? There was one. Do another one. Do another one. I'm gonna watch another one. I saw a clip of, like, Akon coming in, and he, like, you got locked up. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's, like, doing that. And then Swae Lee. There was one with, like, Swae Lee coming in and. And he changed, like, the words to one of his songs. It was, like, singing in this guy's face as the guys get arrested. Dude. Oh, my God. Vitali is just ruthless, dude. Vitaly really made a hell of a comeback. He did. There he goes. Oh, my gosh. Dude. This is all live, too. I. I think it's an amazing concept. It's funny because, like, this chair is funny. Sometimes I feel like To Catch a Predator is, like, yeah, very. They've been doing that for 20 years. Yeah. Since. Since modern television. But the next evolution of that Doing it live is. Doing it live is a crazy concept. Yeah. You know? How do you know? How do you know how it's gonna go? The guy could just be like, you're right, man. Sorry. And then just sit down and not talk. I think it's, like, one thing that, like, everyone can kind of relate on, though, is. Is, like, it's up. I was gonna say that it's not very polarizing because there's, like, pretty much no way to defend it. Yeah. Like, I feel like everybody is aligned, and they're like, you know, it could be. If it was for drugs back in the day, people would be like, well, drugs are okay, or Drugs are bad. But like this one, there's just. No. Everybody's just like, yeah, this guy. What's like, if you're gonna prank somebody, like, who's a better person to prank than somebody that literally everyone's gonna agree on is. Yeah, yeah. Like, you don't want to put that breaking chair up to just a random person put to a pedophile. It's like, it doesn't. Yeah, yeah. They don't have any human rights. Yeah. Evan, is your dad a gambler? Yeah, but he doesn't, like, really go to the casino much or anything like that. But he rips, scratches. I'm just trying to figure out where you got your gambling behavior from. Well, I got a very addictive personality. That's. That's. Yeah, it's true. I guess you're kind of just addicted to everything that feels good. Yep. Can't blame a guy for that. Yeah. Have you guys heard of the Cornbread Mafia? No. Like, seriously, I think it's a thing because, like, why is every Long John Silver still in business but no one's ever there? It's a good question. Because they think it's a money laundered for the Cornbread Mafia. That's a thing? That's like an actual, like, thing? Sure. Well, I think it's like a thing of everyone thinks there's like, a Cornbread Mafia, that they made a lot of money selling, you know, a certain, like, what's. It's not grass, but it's something like that, you know, and they dump all their money into Long John Silvers. And. Are we getting into conspiracies already? Talking about. No, seriously, this is the thing. No, I'm curious what's been going on? And by the way, you can. You can say drugs. Wait, you can say drugs? Yeah. Okay, so they sell drugs, right? And they take the money from the drugs, they put it into Long John Silvers. George, what do you know about the Cornbread Mafia? Because he just brought that up. And that's your email, right? I thought you made that up. Dude, he looks like, like a. What do they call it? Like a capo or something. Look at him. Look at him. Oh, he is. He's the one. Come sit down with us. You just uncover something. George is real antsy right now. He walking back and forth. Speaking of Internet drama, you know, we've been pretty vocal about the loss of someone real close to us. Just felt like a hole had been ripped right out of here. Oh, my God. That sounds worse for you. I'm going to Let you settle that for you. Maybe off camera, but yeah. Peace has been restored in Cormorant, I'm happy to say. A hole that couldn't be filled. I'm happy. I'm happy to say. Without further ado. Oh my gosh. So goddamn big. Randy's back, ladies and gentlemen. We got our crash test dummy back and we found out who stole him. I'm a real low life scumbag. It was an inside job. Randy's back and he's already wrecking his leg. Falling off again. Yeah, took the sign. That was Ben. You're going to step on the side. Seriously. So it just really makes you appreciate how much work our buddy went through. We found out who took Randy just actually a couple hours ago. You know, we did the podcast on it last week and two things they said you guys know where he is and you're just making it seem like you don't. Which was a lie. Partially, partially, partially a lie. The honest ones in the room did not know where he was. The good guys, everyone that's not a zi weasel. And Zarat. Yeah, basically only the two good prank. The two like real people who not a troll on the channel knew where he was. Hey, you guys got us. Unbelievable. You guys got turns of table there for real. What was the second point? I lost my train of thought there. I was just thinking about how much of a weasel Evan was. Well, we just going to say people were either happy that Randy was gone living. Oh, two things. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. They thought that we took them or they thought that Jake sure broke at him. It was like one or the other. And yeah. So Randy has and always has worn bums and still does wear bums, but then broke his bums sunglasses at the skate park and then was like, was sporting some new ones and then had these like kind of these extra new ones. And so I. Jake was just getting like, obviously Jake has him. He's in new bums. And I'm like, I don't know, anyone could order bums. But dude, even I'm getting an adjustment by your dad the other day. And then he's like by Ben's dad. And he's like, so yeah, Jake's got Randy then that's pretty funny. And I was like, does he like. Well, yeah, because of the bums, you know. And I was like, I don't know. But anyway, a lot of people thought that Jake was the captor. Yeah. Just because of the sunglasses. We come to find out we were actually all wrong. And the captor is currently sitting next to Micah right now off camera. And it was our friend Matt. Ken, you could probably just tear up that. The papers that you had filed. I think it might be too late. Sorry. Irreversible. Last time you pull a prank on us, huh? We're so positive around here and so negative on each other. We're like, you're looking really good. You're looking really good. I remember, like, I took my shirt off the other day, and then. Which. This is a true statement. Evan goes like, oh, Mike, you got. You got a bit of a belly on you now. Yeah, but Mike has a crackhead belly. He's got, like. Like, he's got, like, your meth monstered out, but you still love beer, so you're, like, flat and then. And then. Yeah, a little barrel. And then just like. Just because you're skinny now. This is so aggressive to say. I'm sorry. Yeah, that. First of all, that was like, dick things. And then, yeah, Evan's like, you got a bit of a belly on your mic. And then Ben just like, oh, he always has. No, he literally always has. It's not just now. It's just a little bump. That's all it is, a little bump. Or I'd say more. No, I love than anything, but. Yeah, I've never seen anything like it, dude. Actually, you know what's hilarious? I do go back to Canada, and I hear, like, people talk, and I'm like, canadians sound so ridiculous. Like, insane. Oh, how do they sound? Well, they're just like. Like, I'll go to the bars with my buddies. And they're like, ace, Benny, come over here, buddy. Like, let's take a shot, eh? And I'm like. I was like, I hope I didn't used to sound like that because it's so bad. Honestly, like, now I get the south park memes because. And I never got it before because I lived there, so I just heard it all the time. Like, it was just. Yeah, it was just normal. But even now, like, I'll hear my mom or my dad say something, and they're like. They're like, what are you talking about? And I'm like, what the heck? Like, that's not right. Then when you go back to Cali, do you feel like the Cali guys sound weird? Yeah, they do. Honestly, like, pretty much everywhere you go. Like, you, like, even you guys have, like, your own little, like, lingo and, like, little key, secret words and stuff, and you have to, like, learn them and stuff. I don't know. It's kind of funny. Why is this dude got a GoPro recording him? Can we not get him, like, an actual camera? Ryan. We don't know Ryan. Ryan steals too much money to have that in the budget. Another camera, like seven cameras laying around here. Just toss a go. We do. He's a big part of the podcast, too. He's a big part. Have you ever requested a camera dudes in Fisheye? Well, it was an iPhone for a little bit, so we are. That was a lot better on Super View. No, it's. It's the one where it, like, is super wides and then it, like, distorts your face. But we put you in here. He's on Super View. How many podcasts have we done and we haven't gotten Ken an actual camera? This is 135, dude. The budget's tight around here because you steal all of it. Do you guys like holding babies? No. I don't hold my nieces and nephews until. Until they are old enough to take a fall. That's something. Super smart. I actually don't even think I've held, like, a newborn baby before. Like, I'm missing anything. I don't think I've ever held one ever in my life. I'm really. See where Ben stands. It was kind of like a middle finger to Discovery because I went to them first because they wanted to keep doing Diesel Brothers forever. And I just got tired of building trucks on the TV show. It's the worst. And so I was like, hey, these are other things that we do. Recoveries. And it's still Diesel Brothers stuff. And same vibe, same people. We're just out of the shop doing other stuff and there's like, nope, not going to work. We don't want to do it. Doesn't work. Stick with trucks. And so I was just like, oh, they didn't think it was going to work, huh? I don't know if they didn't think it was going to work. Discovery is just terrified to make any decisions because they have their box that they have to follow. It's like a format, right? This, this, this drama. Pay high payoff high stakes, blah, blah, blah. Every episode has to be the same. And to break away from that. I think individually, all the people at Discovery know, but collectively, they can't make a decision to save their lives. And everybody's so afraid of getting fired because it just happens. That industry, you go cast one bad show or you let a show get canceled early or whatever, you're gone. Yeah. And so people are just Too afraid to make decisions. Ken, did that girl ever call you from that washed your moped? She commented on the video. Really? I see that. I gave her his number. Oh, good. If she did, my phone auto blocked it. Nice. That's Savage's F, bro. And I respect you. As soon as I saw those eggs are back, I don't know if it would be too far and I don't really use TikTok, but I want to like take a vid where I have like the Easter candy robin eggs. And I like reach in there and eat them. But I don't know. So I'd be eating the candy, not the real eg. Yeah, but I don't know if some people would think that's too. That'd be hilarious. That'd be the best kind of made me want gay. What the hell is wrong with you? It's chocolate eggs. There's nothing. Nothing wrong. Dude, it is amazing. Every time I watch one of your videos, you're still taking falls. And I'm like, this guy just keeps eating these. Just keeps eating. I know. Falls for breakfast. It is actually insane. Every video just blessed with it. I don't know what happened. At some point, I must have crashed in the womb a couple times because I am. I'm ready to crash when. I mean, we can go crash right now. Your mom, your mom had to have fallen down. She must have been on a couple quads. Three wheelers dirt bike. I mean, I'm just. I don't know. Gavin's first photo on a three wheelers. His mom, she's pregnant. Gavin in the belly. His boy makes a lot more sense now. That's where it came from. Can I talk about the newspaper this week? I don't know. Are we talking? I mean, it's all over Facebook. I love right now. That's talk about it. I was wondering the same thing, cj. I was like, dude, can we. And then I'm like, we can talk about it. Ken's not gonna bring it up. And then you did. Well, Ken, how was your reaction to finding out genuinely are running for mayor even though you didn't sign yourself up? Genuinely surprised. But I shouldn't have been. Yeah. Considering we talked about it, what, two, three weeks ago. And I think the biggest thing was when we. We thought that only animals could sign up. We talked about it and it is an animal. Look at that. Fourth of July. Dude. It was an animal line. Was that. Was that you were. Or Cody or someone said that. We said, I thought only animals could sign up. And Then someone said in the group chat, ken is an animal. As you guys know, we've explained the story many times before. In the past, the mayor of Cormorant, at one point, for a extended period of time, was a dog. Hence why we have that dog bark at the end. That was the mayor. He was famous. He was going on the Today show. All this stuff passed away, unfortunately, like, probably five years ago. Actually, longer. Probably like seven. And anyways, the town has grieved. They feel like it's now time to get a new mayor for Cormorant. There's a lot of dogs running for mayor. I don't know who slipped Ken's name into the ballot, but Ken is also running for mayor now, and he made it into the top four. So there's three dogs, and then there's Ken running for mayor of Cormorant. Ken, you could be the mayor, dude. I. I think we can. We can potentially push enough votes through and. Exactly. I think it's gonna happen. I mean, it's. It's inevitable. It's inevitable. These dogs don't have a following. They don't have a chance. What the Are the dogs even gonna do for the community around here? Just around. Around. Like, they don't even pick up their own poop. Ken. Ken is gonna make a difference. He's gonna put roundabouts in. I gotta ask. Where did the Eggs Kennedy come from? I'm not gonna lie. I actually. Justin took care of. Of getting you entered in as, and he wrote the. The bio. That's Justin humor. And actually, mine would have been different. And Justin did a great job, but CJ Said, you guys, should we make it a little more serious? Because, like, this is, you know, I mean, it's not, like, fake. Big deal. It is real. So I. I looked at the newspaper. I didn't actually read it. And then I took a snapshot of it and put it down. And then last night, some like, oh, I'm running for mayor. Better just not read this. So last night, like, some. Some locals, they walk up to me and they say, hi, Eggs Kennedy. I was like, yeah, I never heard that either. I clearly didn't read it all the way through either. Then the mail guy told me when he dropped. Really? Really, really. So you actually didn't read that text from. What was your initial reaction? No, no, I didn't. I was like, oh, that's cool. Just a day in Ken's life, dude. Ken lives. I had so many other things going on at the time. I was like, I can't process this. I gotta. Anyone else finding out that they are in the top four of running for mayor and they possibly will be the mayor of the town would be like, holy tripping. But Ken has been through so much. So much. You got to keep in mind Ken was just living his life and then one day his buddies just started filming him and now he's just this world renowned superstar who can't go anywhere without getting pictures and is getting a prank pulled on him week after week for the past eight years. But, you know, so this is nothing for Ken, there's another day. But yeah, I think it's just gonna be. It's crazy. I'm surprised that you respond. People would in that way. Oh, that's cool. But you're not surprised. No. There's going to be one more thing with running for mayor. Oh, you just wait. Do you want to win? Fuck you. I want to. I want that. I want to have mayor of Cormorant in my Instagram. Ken Matthews for mayor. Yeah. What's up? Now? It's freaking snowed again. Yeah, you know, it's bad. When I was at, you know, local bar, you hear people talking about the weather and they go, you guys ready for the storm this weekend? And I, I don't really check the weather that often, so I'm like, oh, that if they're talking, that means it's coming. Yeah, I heard the same thing. I had no idea it was going to be so nasty. Yeah, apparently it's coming though. Dude. Everybody's freaking out. Over three inches, I think. Well, that's pretty good, Ryan. Yeah. I mean, three inches is a lot. Yeah. You're working with a lot at 3 inches. What is one thing that you could also tell Ken and Gavin of the signs of a crazy woman to watch out for? That's pretty easy. I mean, it kind of is. And I. When I was married, after my daughter's mother, it would have been my third marriage. I was a clinical psychologist. Right. She was, yeah. That was her profession. Were you a patient? I became one. So regimented in what she's going to do at five o' clock you can have a drink and before that you can't. I did not. That wasn't gonna fly. How the hell did you get to marriage to find that out? It was the shortest marriage ever. Well, her dad was worth $20 million. You were gold digging. Well, not really. She was a beautiful woman. Besides then I. I didn't play golf for a year and a half when I was married to her. Wow. Not Drinking till five, not playing a golf really doesn't sound. What the were you doing? I don't know. Like, actually, what were you doing? I don't. I don't remember. Yeah, you're done. You ever thought about doing. No, I'd rather stick to feats of strength. I feel like. So you farting in bottom. Take the bag. If they're like, listen, we have so many women here that want to pay a premium fee to get some scandalous photo photos up here. I feel like if you didn't, it'd be kind of sketchy. This is kind of like a two part question. So you'd say, no, you're not. You're not taking that bag because there's got to be talking about millions. Yeah, but you have to do. Bro, you for sure could get make millions of dollars, but sell your soul. So. Yeah, for sure. And at the end of the day when you're. It's a good point. The money in the account, like, are you actually happy? Dude, I hate to say it, but if people. No one wants to see me. I can't sell out for only like two people to buy the thing. So you imagine I sell out. I'm like, no one bought it. This was supposed to be the exit. Now I don't have anything like you. I'm leaving. Go follow my only fans next week. You're back. No one, but so. That's right. Yeah. You guys must not have stayed to the end. What heavies are to you is what Dalton is to Evan. Off your mind. I don't think that that is a good way to look at Dalton, okay? Like, look at him. Now he's defending him. Now he's defending him. No, I am not defending him, okay? I just don't think saying I look at Dalton the way Gav looks at Heavies, that is disgusting. Gav looks at Heavies like Michael looks at hot dogs. I don't salivate and have to waistband it when I look at Dalton. Oh, no, no. I don't even look at heavy look at heavies anymore. I'm just working on a, you know, fitness program to make my girlfriend a little heavier. A fitness program? So what's that entail? Are you cheerleader, bro? Lots of brownies and chocolate. Your quad guy showing, bro. I've never seen you so passionate. I don't even like quads. Yeah, you do. Do we have a four wheeler shirt around here? Take that dirt bike shirt off. Dude, I might ride a quad. I ain't wearing a four wheeler. Shirt. I'm on the same account that you are for Amazon Prime. Mm. I'm on the same account you are. Dude, I've seen some you bought. You gotta archive those. Sound a bucket. Last night when I was leaving. We do. He says, don't let your meatloaf. I go, see you guys. Don't let your meatloaf. What does that mean? Don't let your meatloaf. It's just like a. Funny, isn't. There's no. I think I have an idea what it means. Like, you know, I don't think. Don't let your meatloaf. Like, like, I should be getting laid that night. That's by my girl, obviously, right? Like, yeah. I mean, don't let your meatloaf, like, it starts loafing, I'd assume, like, laying around, maybe. I mean, like, it's not being put to use. It goes bad. Maybe it's just. I think it's just a fun thing to say. Yeah, well, that's kind of what I took it as. I, like, went straight to business. When I got home, I was like, evan told me not to let my meat low. I'm not gonna let him down. Here it is. No way. I just typed in don't let your meatloaf. Urban Dictionary. Here it is. Urban Dictionary. A sexual expression. One guy says to another guy or group of guys when he is leaving, referring to his job. The response by the other guy is usually something like, don't let your bag. Drake. Or don't let your carrot stick. It's a saying. No, no, it's sexual expression. One guy says to another guy. So it's true, but I don't. Sexual expression. I don't think it means what you just stated. I think it's just referring to his turning to his junk. So just don't let your meatloaf. Maybe it means, like, I don't know, maybe. Maybe it means just like, keep it clean. And every time I would say, dude, just cash out and walk out. Because I've seen this dude up like a thousand bucks, maybe 1500 bucks. And you always piss it away every time. Every single time. No 95% fail rate. So I thought that, you know, maybe I was being a good friend by telling him, hey, dude, just walk with this 500 bucks or with this thousand bucks. Like, you are. You are walking out a winner right now. And then I'd look over and you're celebrating again. And I'm like, hey, how did he. How did he get. I told him no gambling. How much did you win? A thousand bucks. I'm like, hey, good job, dude. I know. I. I quoted this about 37 times. The Hangover line. Do you remember what it was? You never quit while you're on a heater. Exactly. I have a video of it, actually. Pop it up right here. Are you serious? You never quit when you're on a heater? What? You never quit when you're on a heater. So, Mike, what's the deal with you got pulled over this weekend again? I did, and I do have a deal for you guys. Good one. What was this number? Like, what was the. How many times? Now, this, I believe, is my 63rd get time. And how many tickets do you have? Is it a lot of tickets? Like 15. Okay. Like, pretty good ratio. That's a lot. Dalton goes, yeah, he's got a fake chain to Evan. And that just struck a chord with him. And he was like. Like, hey, you, Dalton, you're. You're ugly ass blue truck. And the reason struck a chord with Dalton? No, it was the vice versa, though, because he said something about Dalton's ugly truck, and then Dalton just responded behind the camera. He's got a fake chain. That's what I thought was funny. Like, he defended himself a few minutes later. I don't know what you guys had going on that day, because, like, I came over. I think I came to pick up Eli from work, and it was like there was some tension. Yeah, even. Just. Even Justin came over for a second and goes, oh, hostile working. Didn't like the rap. There was a lot of tension that day. And I was like, I'm going home now. It's just funny that you noticed it because, like, that day in particular. Yeah, Big Ranch is I'm going back to the farm, Even I like. And he goes, I didn't know I couldn't have an opinion. And we're like, nobody asked you for your opinion on. Done a hundred things since we've been talking here, Evan. That's where we have a problem. You can give your opinion when asked. And then I think that's when Ryan was like, why can't we. Why do we all got to be like this? Why can't we just freaking get this thing done? I'm doing. I'm sick of everybody just bickering. And that's when Evan goes, didn't know you couldn't anymore. You know what? You can. You can bitch if you you want. That's a whole podcast. We get into the. The Dave Sparks annual tally up on damage to vehicles. It's incredible. It is. It really is. Yeah, you back it up. He. He's been saying that, and then you just continue to back it up, but it's not with your stuff, which is amazing. Well, it's like everything that you have keeps just working flawlessly. It's weird. It's. It goes back to stuff being dialed, right? It's not operator error. It's just the stuff's got to be dialed. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know about that. Hopped and clean rail. Seemed like it was working. Working real good, dude. Yeah, I guess. Not operator errors. I mean, we're getting to it. But after his big day pilot crash, he. He's like. We're like, Gav, actually, are you okay? Yeah, I'm 100. And I go, 100. Now you're live. And then he goes, I'm 75. I love cages, dude. Yeah. Piles up the pilot. My favorite part about the three wheeler crash. Well, at one point, he couldn't find the bumper for the three wheeler. It was lost. And he had pooped himself. He hit the ground so hard. So then we were cracking jokes, like, maybe the bumper is in fact up in his butt. But he. He made the joke like, oh, I pooped myself. It's funny. Whatever. He hit his butt hard. Well, about four hours later, he was working down in a hole with a shovel, and he was bent over, his underwear hanging out. So I was like, ah, I'll give him a wedgie. That'll be funny. Turns out he really did poop his pants. Oh, my gosh. I haven't seen this. I mean, play him actually jumping right here like this alone is sketchy. Can we run the audio after he crashes? That's the best part. Like, everything he does is sketchy. Ouch. Oh, that one hurt. Ev. Fill up my butthole. My butthole. Oh, my bung. I feel like I poop myself. Oh, freaking. Hey, dude, that was a good crash. How'd it look? Deal. Do me up. That sucked. It looked really bad, bro. Did it really? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to laugh. That was freaking gnarly myself. Holy grudge. That was a good one, bro. What'd you think, Dude, I'm barely recovered. Pulled the hamstring pretty bad. Did you actually in that barefoot? Exactly. Did it barefoot? No. What? Say it, Gav. I know that you went out with the intentions to barefoot, but being the ski never left. I don't think you tore it barefooting. Water skiing. He was attempting to barefoot though, when he did it. Did you tear it trying to get up. I popped it. No tear. Hopefully no tear. Trying to get up. Not good. That's how you did. Yeah. I would have figured your gnarly fall. I don't know what it was. I think it does, fat man, because I was just fighting that board the whole time trying to get up. Dude, barefooting is just like the gnarliest thing to me. The fact that people know, pretty much know the outcome of it. Like, you're not. Nine times out of 10, you're going to end by just eating shit really hard. I. And they still do it. Think it's the most unsafe water sport you can ever do by. By far. Yeah. There's, like, pretty much no safety precautions, Nothing whatsoever. Like, the most, I guess, protection that you can have is, like, how thick your wetsuit is. That's about it. And how hard you tuck your chin, apparently. So what do you think the key is? The key for this one is, you know how it's. You guys know about the kidney being layout, right? You know that the race goes down into the. The best. A lot of crashes. Yeah. Ken. Ken took out like three barrels. Oh, that's right, dude. He was the most entertaining racer on the track. I know. Sometimes. See, that's the thing. Some people bring the show, some people come to win. I can see why. Yeah. You keep inviting us back. Yeah. Yeah. Because it ain't. It ain't for the competition aspect of it. I don't think anybody's cut out to be Evan. And I was just thinking, man, heavy is the head that wears the crown. Dude, everybody wants to be the king until they feel the weight of the crown. This is nothing, Rich. Just wait till it's Monday and it's time to film. That's when everyone else would bow out of being Evan. Yeah. That's what divides Evan from being, you know, that's what divides the phonies from being the real deal. You can't just have long hair and shave in a goatee and be Evan. Yeah. Just drink all weekend and then. And then you think, oh, I'm Evan. I couldn't handle it after 12 hours, I had to get rid of that thing. So what did you dislike about being Evan the most? Like you, because you did not have the goatee for very long. I mean, you're always complaining about stuff. It's always other people's problems. You can only be a piece of for so long. I'm just excited because I've always thought those quads are so sick. Never rode one. Did it for Evan, did you Hear that? He thinks it's. Did you hear that? Yeah, Clip that. Clip it. Put it out there. Dude, I got. Squads are sick. I got. No. Yep. Y. Y. You said it, dude. I heard. Yeah, I think Suzuki's. No, I heard. I've always thought those quads were sick. Yeah, dude, you think quads are sick. No, that new T shirt. Quads are sick. Evan. With Evan's, like, signature underneath it. Can we make it quad. Quads are sick. And then signed off by Evan, all Micah, you gotta design it. We'll have it out by next Monday. I was thinking about this, right. That houses have quadrupled in value. And I feel like it's price, not value. Yeah, price. Sorry. I feel like it's really the golden. No, I appreciate that. This is comedy education. Mike is like a real time auto corrector on your phone, correcting it in the way you don't want it. You said you try saying corrects it to duck. Yeah, yeah. That is the best way to put Mike. No, because, like, I just corrected Ryan, like, 100 legitimately, and I wasn't. And then he's like, no, actually. Yeah, I know, but it's. It's when we're saying something, you go, no, and then you correct us. Every time. Every time, dude. Every time. Literally. I don't even let you guys talk around here. It's mostly when they're trying to tell a lie for a story, and then you're just like, no, thank you, Ken. Thank you. Yeah, thank you, Ken, for clarifying. Tell a lie. I don't know if we can talk about this on the pod, but did you guys watch the debate? Oh, man. Yeah, bro. Dude, I've been getting so many. That was so many. Just videos from it, and it's amazing that that was. That was like, actually something that happened. That was great TV in my. Was it. I couldn't. Oh, my God, it's so entertaining. It literally. It's like a South park sketch. Yeah, I got served, like, a South park reel right after I was watching debates, and it was like, all right. The giant douche against the turd sandwich. That's an old one. That's an old one. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, dude, man, what is it? Reality imitates art. Yeah, art imitates reality. Whatever it is. If a South park sketch hasn't happened yet in real life, it's only a matter of time. No, it was genuinely entertaining, though. I'm only about halfway through it. It was like a movie. Like, I would say, if you have an hour and A half, like, just sit down. It's just genuinely entertaining. Wow. Here's my opinion. Like, the Democrats knew what they were doing. They were throwing Biden to the wolves. There's no price. I'm surprised they thought that was going to go. They let it go. They want them to maybe step down, like, whoever's pulling the strings. So they were like, oh, yeah, yeah, let's 100 send them to a debate that was early enough so then, like, they can put Newsom in. I don't know if you guys watch, like, the commentary afterwards, but that's the only thing people were talking about. I think it was CNN that was the one that was, like, broadcasting it. And before they were talking about how, like, yeah, this is going to be a great thing. Earliest presidential debate in history. It's great. And then immediately after they're like, yeah, that was a big. And that was a bad idea. Yeah. I don't know though, like, why would they agree to do that if there wasn't some, like, hidden agenda like that? It's still like a month or month and a half out from like the convention. Like, he still technically has been nominated as the. Yeah. I think this was like a trial to see, like, if he. If he had the chops or. Well, that gives us enough time to maybe get somebody else in there. Yeah. Because, like, it makes no sense to me. Like, I'm just trying to make sense. You can't avoid it for forever, though, you know, like, is inevitable. How do you, like, avoid it for forever? So they probably just had to start. They had to eventually face it head on. I don't know. You know, I'm not going to take sides on either. Either side. It was great tv, that's all I gotta say. Yeah. I mean, it's basically just like college. Exactly. It's kind of like the college thing too. I think that all the time of, like, kids that spend, you know, 50 grand on college and then they're not willing to spend 500 bucks on a something to start their business. Exactly. Which is insanity to me. Dude. I see people all the time. Oh, man, that's a huge investment. It's like, wait, you just spent $75,000 that you got nothing for that you're gonna spend the next 20 years to pay off? And you're telling me that having a mentor or having somebody help you is not worth it? You're a idiot. It's because society has been just like, trained to think that college is like, such a safe bet, but it's really. It's not. No. It's the worst thing you could possibly do if you do not have purpose and, like, a path. I also don't think, like, being an employee is bad, though. Like, oh, I don't either. The world, you know, needs that too. And, like. And not everyone is meant to be, like, an entrepreneur. And that's a hard conversation to have, a business owner. And it's just, like, it's the truth. Like, I think, like, I tell my girlfriend that too. Like, she's, like, one of the hardest working people I know, but, like, she's not that much of a savage. And, like, you kind of just got to be, like, in business. And I'm like, you, I think, are too nice to be, like, a business owner like that. You know, you gotta snap necks and cash checks sometimes. Yeah. Well, dude, this is what I would say, because a lot of people ask, can anybody be an entrepreneur? The answer is yes. But there are entrepreneurs that are born, and then there are some that can be made. Not a lot, but there are some. But it's a really, really quick test, and it's this. Would you rather sink on your own ship or sell on somebody else's? And my answer is, I will sink on my ship all day long before I sell on somebody else's ship. And that's why I have to be an entrepreneur. Yeah. I looked up the Denver Nuggets roster. What's the average height on the starting line? It's kind of funny because they're starting point guard is Russell Westbrook. Oh, no. Russell Westbrook's brother, I heard, was hitting on your girlfriend. Yeah. Oh. How does that feel on the ego? This is who Ben looks like. He looks like Michael Schofield from the show Prison Break. Such a good show. Prison Mike. You look a lot like him. I've actually been getting that a lot. And then CJ kind of looks like Caillou. Guy's pretty famous. Yeah, it's cool. Look how perfectly circular his head is. He's got more of a bowling ball head. He's kind of got drip in this picture, too. Dude, look at that. I should dress like him. That would be funny. This is funny. This is not a crash. Turn up. Turn up. Just break it. Ken's first Tesla. Dude, they said crunch down. Crunch down. I'm getting in this frunk of his Tesla. Crunch down. I'm like, I can't. Oh, my God. No way, no way, no way. Get it, get it, get it. How do I open it? Wait, wait. Oh, it doesn't work. I can't get it to go. It's actually jammed. Open it, Cap. Dude, it wasn't opening. That could have been so bad. What do we got going on here? All right, so your sister sent this to me after last podcast when you surprisingly started backing up fruit booting, AKA Rollerblading. This guy thinks everything's Cheeto, but then all of a sudden you bring up rollerblading, the actual. One of the more Cheeto things. That's not Cheeto. That's not Cheeto. I'm like, what, dude? You're gonna say that's not Cheeto? Out of all the other things you walk around all day and call Cheeto would. If they're out there getting after it, why is that Cheeto that some kid is passionate about writing? If someone's out on a. On a Harley riding wheelies, enjoying putting on a thousand miles, that's not Cheeto. You just combine doing a burnout. You're doing wheelies on a Harley, not Cheeto. If you're going bar to bar with your belly hanging out on the Harley, that is Cheeto. All right, what do we got with these fruit booters? So his sister sent me these. And don't call them that. That'll. That's offensive to Evan. Is it? Yeah. Is it offensive to me at all? You call them fruit booters up north? Dude, I'm glad I've never heard fruit booters. That's new. It looks like you're on a scooter here. Dude, that was the most legendary youth center. No, well, yeah, it's middle school. That's a nice little four set. Nice bar spin. This is an edit Damn. Sponsor me video. This looks like it was a year before we. Oh. What? Dude, I remember making that. That was sick. Actually, from. From the. I don't even know what they were called. Like, it looked like a cassette that ran in the camera. There's a disc. And then hooked that up to the TV and had the vcr and VCR was attached to the TV like it was a one piece deal. And then like there was a mad delay. So it was so hard to like you were edict pausing and stopping. Yeah, yeah. And then the next one. I think it's actually on YouTube. No, we've. Evan, Chef's done this. I'm surprised this hasn't gotten more. No, we've had. We've done this. We haven't Speedo one. You're in your roller blades on us with a Speedo on. What? Yeah, we were just super. Oh, my God. Wait, that's you. Oh, My God. What do you call that fruit booting right there? That's the definition. You're air humping, dude. I threw on a speedo and an orange ski mask and hit the street. He was like rollerblading. Sick, dude. That's not Cheeto. Is the camera shaking because the guy's laughing so hard? Gav, can we talk about how you don't. You're not with your girlfriend anymore or. No, can we actually. You don't have to go. So are you ready to piled up half in NBA basketball? Don't, don't, don't owe you. Don't. I feel like you owe it to the audience because you met this gal on the show and now you know you guys have gone your separate ways. But you had a pretty good run. Had a great run. Like longer than anyone expected. What's that mean? Nothing. It's just like. It's like, you know, you look at these game shows, these love shows, you don't think that the people are actually going to, you know, kindle a relationship from it. And I mean, you. You. How long was it? Seven months. Seven months. I found love. I mean, I. You guys did help me find love. It just wasn't the right fit. Yeah, was it? She was a nice girl, though. She was an awesome girl, but just didn't like three wheelers quite as much as I thought she did. It's always a three. Yeah, Gav, I remember you bringing up that you were trying to thicken her up, but she wasn't getting thick fast enough. I don't think she liked that part either. I can't imagine why. Just mashed potatoes. That's it. I can see Gav adding three extra sticks of butter to like, every meal. Food that doesn't even deserve butter. Dude, she was freaking awesome. It just wasn't, you know, just didn't completely go together all the way. So was it? Now I'm on to hopefully finding a new redneck gal. I thought you're gonna say bigger things. And that too. Not better, but just bigger things. Definitely not better. Dude, honestly, her loss. Where else is she gonna find a half ass redneck with a twike and a 12 valve? She's not. I mean, you can't find that, right? One of a kind guy. Not with all those NBA players she's hanging around, I'll tell you that. Yeah, like you always say, she ain't a lady unless she's 280. Damn right. Thank you, Ken. I'm keep that in the back of my head, brother. She traded in the 12 valve for a Range Rover, a Rolls Royce. Whack. Whack is right. Whack is right. What's that about? Yeah, what's up with her? I don't know, man. I don't know. Must not be thinking straight with that. No, I mean, what the heck's that about? 12 valves forever. Us three get through, and then the rest of these guys are at the back of the TSA line, and we get on the airplane. They close the doors. These guys didn't make the flight. Right. So you have to go and get a new flight. And usually they can, like, get you out that day. Well, C.J. gets on that flight, and he was the last one to get the last open seat. When I called, they had had one first class left, and I was the one on the phone. But I was calling for me and Mike. Like, we have one ticket on first. And I'm like, I really like to keep both of the. He's like, whatever. Both. Both. They had a few generals, but he was like, I'm not riding general right? No. Like, in the back of. No. But not only. Like, I really wanted first class. I have never been there before. I don't know what that's like, but I couldn't. I couldn't just ditch Mike like that. Good guy courtesy. Also. CJ Gets on the next flight, and then Mike and Evan get basically pushed to the next day. It's always. They basically went on vacation in Florida for. We could have got home that day, but it would have turned into, like, I'm pretty sure, like 12 hours of flying all around 16 hours. Or to get home, could have booked a flight on a different airline and gotten home the same. We wouldn't. Yeah, but it would have, like, not even been the same day, Harley. Either way, we would have saved, like, six hours, but spent the whole day flying instead of sitting by the park pool drink anymore. And that's exactly what they did. Dude, I was so confused because I was checking find my friends to figure out where you guys were, and you were still in the airport. I go, they don't fly out till tomorrow. What are they doing in the airport? Well, I didn't know the Tampa airport has a pool. Well, and we did know that, like, we could probably save money on the hotel by leaving the airport, you know, a 7am flight the next morning. We wanted no chance that we could miss that flight. Like, we need to stay at the airport. Yeah. No. I was still on my sober kick, so it did make it a little harder. Evan is Just getting swanked. And I'm like, yeah, right. I'm enjoying the sun. So, yeah. Mike is probably a better judge of how many times he asked. Yeah. Sunscreen. Than Evan. It is crazy. When you are sober, you just remember everything. It's a wild thing. I am so down for you to play this car, but you so certainly use sunscreen. Two times from that lady. We talked to her all day. I did use sunscreen two times. Hey, hey, hey. He said you didn't ask that lady two times for sunscreen. No, I did not. I only asked for it once. God, you are such a piece of shit. No, you are. You. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? I only asked for it once, but I used it twice. Yeah, that's. That's the truth. What is wrong with you? Mike. But I gotta tell the story. You'd be a great lawyer, you know that? Sure. He's so literal. You are. So. I didn't ask for it. She gave it to me. Yes. The second time I just walked up, put my hand out. All right. Yeah. I didn't say anything. So legally, I didn't ask twice. Oh, yeah. Evan was so drunk. And I never said that either. He said that you were so drunk. We check Evan. I think he's losing it. Dude. We are doomed, like, our generation, like, if it keeps going the way it's going right now, our kids are not going to inherit anything. How long until you think, like, the next World War iii? Literally right around the corner. Really? Within the year or two. Really? If it does happen. Yeah. I really hope we don't come back to this clip and be like, Frankie was right. Well, I mean, there's not gonna be much to come back to if it is a nuclear war. Are you a pessimist about everything? Just when it comes to trust? Yeah. Like, what I'm being told from. Never trust anything you're hearing from mainstream. Your. Your parents tell you this or you figure this out? Conclusions. Like, do you have. Have you been ripped off many times? Yeah. Where were you hurt first? Yeah. Well, I mean, just the constant bombardment of lies from mainstream media. From that one in history, history books in general. Just so many lies. It's like, how do you trust anything they're saying now? I guess I don't. But I also don't, like, care enough to, like, think about it. Yeah. Yeah. And if the kids aren't gonna inherit anything, what are we gonna do with Mike? Subaru. That's the whole reason he built it. He can't sell that thing. The whole plan is to hand it down multiple generations so many times too. I was like, oh, I'm never selling that thing. That's going to my kids. Interesting. I have this one kind of a dumb on my phone named Siri. So they're not all names. Yeah. You guys use here. He's a dumb too. Never ever works, ever, I guarantee you. Watch this. Watch this. Hey, Siri. Well, you. Nothing. I have that turned off because that shit's annoying. No, mine just doesn't. Listen, how funny was it when that table came up in wine night and, like, sandwiched Ken and Evan? I kind of avoided that. And. You kind of avoided it in the back. I was in the back, but, like, Kevin, heavens. Yep. I was crying. Head at the ceiling of the limo and the table, squishing. That was the most jackass thing, I think, that's ever happened on our channel. I've said that before. I. I think the airport is the safest place that you could ever be in America. Safer than, like, the US Embassy really is. The airport is the safest place because they scan everyone, you know, that nobody is, like, armed. Yeah. And then what happens if they, you know, like, what are you gonna do? Run out the. The gate? Yeah. Oh, true. There's, like, nowhere to go. You're just believing. It's called security theater. Oh. Like, people sneak shit through that all the time. Like, there's some bad stats, but, like, how much people, like, can sneak through TSA and get away with it? What do they sneak? Water. Like, people have snuck stuff through. Then they realize, like, after security, oh, how did I get. But that's what I'm wondering if it's, like, an unintentional thing. And then it goes into the stat. Like, that's not that. You guys see that. Like, they run tests where, like, they'll. They'll purposely send people through with stuff just to see if they get caught. And there's, like, some stat where it's a sting operation. This percent of people got through and they didn't catch them. What do you think? What do you think is safer? Probably any government building, I guess. I didn't think about that. I don't know about that. Yeah, but why couldn't she sneak something through a government building? Like, do they do stats there? They probably just don't want people. I think the volume of people going through there is just so much lower. Or, you know, like, over the holiday weekend, I think, like, 400,000 people flew through. Flew that day through the U.S. well, you think that a government Building that was more of a target. Yeah, more of a target. Yeah. They got more of a reason to keep it secure. Rich was busy trying to be like Evan because it was raining and he was hanging with Evan. He was dressing like Evan in terms of, like, trying to be Evan, the things he was doing. God bless you. Rich was like the fun best parts of being Evan. Like, you know, just going to the bar and drinking. So he was doing that the whole time. He's all larried up, quite frankly. Can't handle as much booze as Evan. And dude is such a lightweight. Yeah, yeah. So like three in the morning, this dude comes home. I don't even know if he really knew what he was doing. You can see it on the security cam video. He's walking. He like, kind of like side eyes the gtr. Just looks out of all the cars in here. Yeah, he just kind of like side eyes it. And then he just like, kind of walks back in, like, out of disappear. And then you see him just open the door, sit down, starts the thing, floors it as it's like starting, Gives it like two revs to the red line as it's starting, do it and then just like turns it off. Just hops out, puts his hands in his pockets, walks away. He straight up did a hit and run on his gtr. Yeah, I'm not sitting here, like, watching the security cameras, you know, until things like this happen. Then I go back the next day. I go to start my car. It is sounding absolutely terrible. I'm like, what the frick? Like, I hadn't even driven the thing. I didn't even drive it. How'd it break sitting here? It drove fine before. When I parked it, you know, I'm like, what the hell? I guess something weird happened. I start running, like, the check engine, you know, I can. I can scan the engine. It says, Cylinder 6 misfire. Oh, no. I'm like. So I back the thing out, whatever. It's sitting there like an hour later, I started again, and it's running fine. Oh, it's not doing the noise anymore. It's not. Whatever. And I. I like, had cleared the code and everything. And then I drove down the road. I didn't drive it far. Maybe I should do a little bit more driving on it to double check. But I drove it down the end of the road and back, and it seemed to be fine. And I checked the security cam footage come like, I wonder what. Like, someone had to have done something. This doesn't just happen. And I find Rich flooring it. Can we play the video here? I really want to see this. My favorite part of the whole thing is, after this all happened, CJ posted the video of it knocking. It's got the gnarliest knock. Rach was all nervous. Rich. Rich kind of, like, pulls me aside and goes, dude, you don't think, like, me starting up CJ's car, like, has anything to do with it knocking, Would you? And I'm, like, starting it up. No. Is that all you did, though? Well, I mean, like, I gave it. I revved it, like, a little bit. But, like, that was red line. Like, that was it. And I was like, I don't know. It's probably got something to do with it, though. He's like, okay, yeah. Should I say something to him? And I was. And I literally go, if what you're telling me is true, and you just started it up and you revved it a little bit, I can't imagine that's the problem. So I probably wouldn't say anything if I were you, because I was like, if that's not the problem, you don't want to get in CJ's head. And then he's gonna start overthinking that. And I was like, it's probably unrelated. And then I see this video, I go, are you serious, bro? Revving it a little bit? Yeah. It was just two good revs, but it was to the red line. And it was right when it started. Like, it had. It was just starting to the red line, and then he killed it. So I think what happens is he fouled out one of the plugs because it just got loaded up, sat when to start it. Yeah, like, no vehicle that you do. Exactly that, too, is gonna like it. Yeah. So then let alone a modified, and it was run on 91, so it's running a little bit more rich. If it was on E85, it'd run a lot better. But. So anyways, I started messing with him. I was like, yeah, dude. Like, it's not looking good. Like, I might need a new motor. And, like, I'm like, with them? Like, yeah. He's just like, oh, damn, dude. Like, that sucks. And. And I'm, like, keeping quiet because I thought he was going to be on the pod. So I just kept fucking. I'm like, yeah, man. Like, pretty bummed about it. Like, going to need a new motor. I think it's going to be, like, 40 grand. Oh, GTR motors aren't cheap. He's like, all right, how many tracks do I have to Build the Sea Boys to be square. Crank it up. Then he disappears for a little. He's looking at. He's trying to figure out how to open up the door handle. Dude. Just kills it, hobbles out. That was it, huh? Yeah. Like, it wasn't too bad, you know, it just. I think he just loaded them up on for, like, three seconds. It was almost like a beater car when you, like, started with the foot to the floor. Or like a rental car. Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's just best to be loose, though, you know, don't take it too serious. It depends. There's. You don't want to be loose in all areas, cj. Well, that's true. That's true. You look at Dalton, dude, I'm looking for, like, agricultural farm. What animals would you recommend we get? And then Ken will take care of them. Because, like, I just could see Ken up early in the morning milking the cattle. You can. Before you say an answer already. No, we know that. Don't drink that milk. Yeah, you might. Yeah. You might want to audit this, but I think if you're going to have animals around, can. Don't have. Man, did Ken get done dirty. Keep them coming. That's what you said to the cow. Yes. I think we need a. At least, like, a mini horse over there. You know, something that's, like, kind of low. Get me to ride a mini horse. I'm thinking, like, I wouldn't ride a mini horse. We'd get normal horses for all of us and a mini horse for you. I know. It would become a meme so quick. Like, I just know better everything. Cowboy boots with a little hat on. Why is it a little hat? A little hat for his little horse, his little boots, his little buckle. At Mike's Inconvenience Store. Oh, let's talk about that. That's funny, because obviously this is not going to be a real thing because it would be a horrible business thing. But Evan said, micah, you need to open up and run Mike's Inconvenience Store. And then we just started brainstorming, like, of what that would look like. Well, like, the prices are just good enough that you are going to deal with the inconvenience. You can only pay in cash or change. You can't pump your own gas. Yeah. You have to have, like a membership to shop there, but it doesn't auto renew, so you have to, like, re. Sign up for it every time, every month. Yeah. Fully fill out all the papers. You have to pay for the membership in quarters only. I Send out emails with coupons like every day. And the expiration date is always the day before I sent it. You have to use a quarter to get your cart out of the cart lock. Yeah, that'd be an inconvenience. I feel like that's the best way that we could have a dog. Is just like a neighborhood dog that rolls through. You guys kind of do. We were just chilling on the couch and you had a dog walk in earlier. Oh, yeah, that's the neighbor's dog. They asked us to try to send it away because they don't want it hanging out here around their own crowd. You know, can't blame them there. Starts coming over at 10 o' clock at night every night. Start hanging out with Evan. Yeah. Nothing goes straight to the peanut butter cabinet. Yep. Whoa, whoa. Chill. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly. Yeah. We could wait or do it right now, but like, it's his birthday today as well. Do it now. Fired up about it now. Let's do it. Let's wish him a happy birthday. I already texted him, but I bet he is either at the bar or he's laying in bed. He's a hundred percent at the bar. You're going? Yeah. There's no chance that he isn't at 2 o'. Clock. I'm going 50. 50. I have. What you doing? Hot box in the dawn. We're here live on the Life Wide Open podcast. What up? Happy birthday, bro. What do we got going on today, boys? Well, we were just talking about you and how it's your birthday and how we miss you. Yeah, I miss you guys. Kind of sad I'm out there. I feel like me and Mike would get into trouble at the very least. Yeah, it ev. You should come back. Been home for three hours. Should I? Yeah. Nikki's like, no driving the donk, though. Yeah. Dude, there was snow on the ground this morning. It was crazy. Yeah. How'd that drive go? Oh, I just didn't drive it. I drove the truck. But now the snow melted back in the dark. Oh, now he's got his sports car out there. Any there any other fantastic news you have? Otherwise, we will let you get back to your birthday. Man, I really wish I had something better for you fellas. That's okay, buddy. Have a great day. Don't let it. That's what's interesting. You know, I don't. I don't really want to like out my mom. She's such a sweet lady, but even she. And very honest even she's like, anything I could do to get out Of Jerry. Well, how's the main. Now, like, after this. Non. Existent. Yeah. You don't even have to, like, take maintenance of your body. Like, you don't have to shower or like, anything like that when you're bald. Really eat healthy. You don't have to do any of that. Yeah. Wow. Maybe I should go bald. Bald? No, it's nice because, like, I'll. I'll sauna when I get home from work, and then I shower after that, go to bed and some clean sheets. Maybe it's gross that I do this now, but there's no reason to shower in the morning. Ev, you would love this. Oh, you're right. Ev's got hair, though. But. Yeah, but I guess it wouldn't make much addition. You're not a big shower any, anyways. Okay. I swear, I take just as many showers a week as you, if not more. You're counting them by the week, not by. That's how we know the number's low. Yeah. I shower two times a week. Kenjamin. Yeah, that's. That's where we start. I mean, Kenjamin, we gave you a lot of power by giving you the world's smallest pontoon. I mean, that thing is an absolute magnet. Took a lot of responsibility. Almost flipped that thing over. I'm. I'm glad that you understand the responsibility that you now hold. All the women at the sandbar were just flocking through that thing. Yeah. I want to know. Like, Ryan and I weren't there. I want to know how it started. You know, you troll. Overall, Ken showed up. Yeah. And the rest happened. Really? Yeah. That was about it. It was like the first domino that. That sent the rest falling. It's like Ken shows up. Up. All these guys on their big, long, expensive pontoons are kind of like, what's. What's going on here? And then, like, why is this guy so little? All of a sudden, they're like, oh, this guy needs some help anchoring down. So everyone's helping him because everyone wants to get around this thing. Oh, wow. Next thing you know, the guys leave their wife stay. And then. That is a very accurate description. And then. And then. And then. Not only was it. Was it wives, but then, like, these younger girls start coming on. Yeah. My girlfriend. My girlfriend actually ended up over there for a little bit. That was pretty disturbing. Yeah, that was a scary part. I did notice there was a couple women on there that were taken. So there was a good. Yeah. But I was like, what am I going to say? You know, Like, I gave. I Gave him the present. You know, you're just dealing with the repercussions at that point. Exactly. Right. Yeah. So Ken's got all these girls on one girl's kissing them and stuff. Really? Oh, it was wow. Yeah, it was pretty awesome, the event. This is actually probably a good time. Ken, I got a question for you. Fire away. We had Friendsgiving a couple weeks ago, and everyone was there except for Ken. Some other people, they did a chili cook off, and I went to that. I was gonna go there for an hour, and then I was gonna go to Friendsgiving, and then it just turned into a lot of shots, and I didn't want to drive the 30 minutes into DL where Friendsgiving was, so I had to write that one off. You got some heat from the girls, Ken? Yeah, the ladies were. Well, I'd rather take some heat from the girls than a Dewey. They're pretty convinced that you're mad at them or something? Well, I mean, no, but yeah. Why? Because they've been exploiting me on their tick Tock page. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They couldn't do it that night. Yeah. Let's just say Greta was more upset than. Than anyone. Why? Because she tour the content. She missed out on some Tick Tocks. Yes. She had. Yeah. Let's just say a whole plan for it. You imagine her shaking you at, like, 1am being like, oh, this just isn't pulling the views. I was hoping. Of course, Ken didn't show up. Yeah, no. Greta was, like, telling me all these different tiktoks that she was. She wanted to film, and she always wants me to hop in on them because for some reason, I wonder why they do better. But thankfully, she got Ken to hop in on some of them when we were in Nashville, and they exploded. They did. They did insane numbers. So Greta doesn't even ask me anymore. She's like, what do you think Ken's doing? She knows who the thumbnail guy is. She's like, you should invite Ken over. Little worried about that. Do you think? Ken. Ken, go for it. So when we were looking for somebody to fill the position, you know, we had it posted out there, and. And Justin actually reached out because you saw the listing. Yeah, I saw the listing. I was like, did you just happen to be looking for a new job or additional work? I wasn't even looking for a new job. And the whole backstory of it is when we were going out to. Out to iworks for the super bowl, my wife Megan and I were talking about it, and, like. Like, you know, it's so cool to see all the guys, like, be as successful as they are and how much the business has grown. It's, like, so cool. And just ask. She's like, if the opportunity ever arose, like, would you ever, like, want to get back on the team? And I was like, yeah. I mean, if it ever, like, came about, like, I would love to be able to help out and see what they're doing and do whatever I can. But a couple weeks later, I saw the listing. I just saw. I don't know if it was on Google or wherever, but I was just like, huh, Indeed. Yeah. Yeah. And so I just asked him, like, hey, I'm working from home. Like, I've got spare time. Is this something that you want me to do in the spare time that I've got until you find the candidate that you need for it? And then, yeah. Well, when you were like, yeah. So you text me and you go, hey, have you found anyone for that merchandise manager? And I was like, yo, cj, I think Justin's got somebody sitting there. Yeah. Which we had actually a fair amount of people applying, and we were going through the applications, but we weren't by any means, like, oh, this is the guy. So we're like, oh, Justin's got somebody. And then I text you back, and I was like, hell, yeah, bro. Who you got? Actually, me and I. I remember, like, sitting there. I was, like, on the plane with C.J. and I was like, dude, you won't believe this, but Justin is interested in the merch manager. And we were. And we were immediately like, oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. I think my first thing I said was, how didn't we think of that? Yeah. We were sitting there under our nose of, like, who? Who do we know? Do you think that'd be good at this? And then he says that, and I go, why didn't we think of that? Look at you. So happy. He's so happy. Oh, oh, oh, Molly. Dude, that slow, slow motion, dude. I mean, he's standing just not in a defensive position at all. Tony in hand, phone in the other. Oh, he got in the. He got his bluish shades off his head, bro. Instead of, like, cut him open. Why'd they cut the camera? I really haven't seen any money from the podcast, but I just. I don't believe Ryan's the type of guy to steal it. Evan loves cucumbers. That's so crazy. Inside of his own. His prison wall. I loved when they had Ron Schmidt. And then in, like, it had, like, the quotations Grandpa. Yeah, that was funny. I literally burst out. I don't know if it was laughing or in shock when he said, yep. And when he's done with treatment, he wants to go skiing behind the world's fastest pontoon. I know. I called him. I was like, dude, come on. You can't just go around saying that kind of stuff now. You got to do it. Yeah. After he completes his treatment, Grandpa Ron says he wants to be the oldest man to go water skiing behind the world's fast, fastest pontoon in August. That was the probably most stressful thing that I have done here. The Bronco. Yeah. Why? Because I didn't want the thing you didn't want breathing down his neck of, like, watching each weld be made of, like, all right, big wrench. Are you done? Is gonna be here in 45 minutes. My favorite fact is, Big Ranch was up on the lift welding the, like, the. The whole. The stabilizations on the pole. As the Bronco lifted in the air, we were really down to the wire. Like, big Rich. How close? How many sides is it welded on right now? And he goes, three. And we go, it. It's fine without with a 110 welder in a 30. Yeah. Up on the freaking lift. Oh, my God. It should have been welded off on all four. And we just called it good at three. Ken, what are some, like, what's some advice for people out there? Like, what are things that you do that just wouldn't seem real? Like, I have not never thought to lock down my Social Security number. No. How does he dumb this down for you to understand? I think we're just. Maybe we've. We've lost a little bit of touch with style. You know, we're out of the scene. We. We kind of stick to ourselves. We just do our own thing. And now it's like we got this young man, Dalton, who we hired on. He does all of our photography and makes like, the awesome edits of, like, the ram giveaway. And he's a young 18 year old man who's got a lot of swagger and style. He's in touch. He was filling me. Like, he helped us get the suits. Like, he picked out the suits and stuff for us. We went shopping because he was like, you got to do this and this, like, funny. Make us look, you know, baller. I mean, he was telling me about his chains. He's got like Cartier chains and shit that cost like a thousand bucks. I'm like, dude, this thing was 14. 14. What the hell are you doing wearing A thousand dollars? Yeah. How much are we paying you? He had all this chain is one thing, though. Like, that's like, if you spend 1400 bucks on like any chain, like, you spend 1400 bucks on chain. But I do agree, like, he's okay. So maybe he'll swag us out. We're gearing up for summer gear, so we're gonna, you know, make some swim trunks, some shorts. And then Dalton's like, oh, you gotta hit the 5.5-inch inseam. I just. It means really short. And I just got done chance. Yeah, I just got done relaying to no Chance people we were working with. And I was like, yeah, biggest thing is, like, gotta shoot for that eight. They can't be too short, like our audience. Like, and it's just funny. And then he's like, yeah, they gotta be 5.5 super short. And I just bought a pair of 5.5s. Kind of took your advice. I ain't got the legs for, bro. Ken was wearing those things. His. His balls would be hanging out both sides. Do not even walk. That's what people are doing these days. Yeah, like, they didn't chip your dog. You can chip your kid now, dude. My mom had better dogs. Nikki tried to get me to eat an air tag the other day. Evan, you could be chipped. Yeah, no chip. That wouldn't be a bad idea. So, Travis, one of our biggest idols growing up, you know, was someone like you. Someone like Rob Dyrdek, but also Ken Block. And, you know, we were such big Ken Block fans when his passing, it was just devastating for, you know, everyone in the action sports world. I'm just curious, as someone that was close with him, what you thought his impact on the action sports world was and how prevalent it is now that he's gone. That's a. That's a. That's a tough question. A very long winded answer needed for it. But in general, you had a businessman that loved to. To ride motorcycles, that love to drive, that love to snowboard. And after he was able to sell DC shoes and then still run it, he was able to build the sport of rally. And when no one, everyone was like, well, you can't. Like, what kind of you're gonna do a gymkhana video? Like, what. What are you doing? And he's like, I'm just gonna go have fun in my. My car. And just because he could and because he knew the business stuff, like, he shut down the Golden Gate Bridge just to see if he could do it. To do donuts. On it. He shut down the 10110 intersection because it's the busiest intersection in the world. His mind worked very differently than, like, I was all about, hey, let's go drive and have fun. He was like, what can I do that no one else can do? And how can I do it better than it's ever been done before? He was thinking, two, three years out. I'm thinking, like, two, three hours out. If I ever had an idea, I would run it by Ken. And he was the first one to be like, that's stupid, you know, or whatever. That's great, but let's do it right. Tell you how it is. But yeah. So he was personally lost. I think a lot of people lost that. Like, he was the guy that. That I went to whenever there was anything in life or anything. Like, he was just a. Just a solid human being. Great family man, you know, great businessman, amazing driver. He was the one that was able to really take whatever he did and turned it to gold. And not just that, but he took the people around him him. Like, for example, in rally, he took everyone in the U.S. championship and made us all heroes so that when he beat us, he could be beating. That's awesome. You know, he was smart. We're smart about what he did. That's so cool. I mean, he would. Yeah. Such an impact on so many different industries. Honestly, how cool is it to be able to do a gymkhana? So I had been bugging Ken for. For the longest time, like, oh, if I had that, I could do that, you know, like everyone says. And he's like, hey, we're gonna do the final scene for Gymkhana 10. I was like, sweet. He didn't. Literally didn't tell me. So he brings me out there. And they couldn't start the motor because it's like $10,000 to start this stupid thing. So they didn't bring the engineer out to do it. So I'm pushing the car. So I'm like, you brought me out here to push your car so that you could, like, stop in the last scene and him driving, but they couldn't. So it was pretty funny. But he's like, all right, now get in. Like, what? He's like, get in. This shot that we're doing is you getting in the car, and you're going to pretend that you're stealing it it and you're going to start the next Gymkana. And I was so excited. I completely forgot that it was for the monster. And I just about got fired by all my sponsors, but put it on the table. I don't think it's that funny. It's funny. You're interrupting the podcast. CJ dialing in. What is wrong with that? He's dialing in. Cheeto. You. You don't even know what that is. It's an ionizer. It's not. Then what is it? Do you have an app on your phone that tells you what's happening inside of that water bottle? Change the color of the light. One second. No, I can't. That means it's running out. I do apologize, Spencer, but I found it awfully hard to concentrate when CJ was using this pretend toy. It doesn't make me feel healthier, but I'm hoping it will. What's the brand called? Fisher Price. What is it? Eco Go. What's the. The thing you do that makes you feel the healthiest? You think? Just being sober. Boom. Drinking water. This guy on the end over here. Hey, you invited me. Dude, is it raining outside right now? I actually just got some really good advice. What's that? On financing. Oh, boy. Boy, here we go. Money. Mike's Finance. If you take out a loan, you got to repay that shit. Yeah, no shit. That's as far as I know. No, fuck. As far as the news went, man. Bro, when. When did you find this out? Why didn't you tell us this earlier? YouTube video. What? 2009. Oh, my gosh. They were ahead of the. Yeah, ahead of the Trans. What if you take out another, bigger loan to then repay that loan, and then you just keep the cycle going up and then. And then you start. You start a credit card to make your loan payments. The people that were taking care of us in NASCAR leaned into me. They go. The only people that I've seen get stopped more in my entire life taking care of people at VIP is Bert Kreischer and the Seaboys. We didn't pay him to come on and say that. That one. That's. How nuts is that? That is wild. We hit four airports every two feet. They got stopped at every place. It was wild. The nascar. The NASCAR love was crazy, though. Yeah. Yeah. The NASCAR love was insane. You guys just, like, got stopped. Stopped by everyone. Pit Road Boulevard, vip, it didn't matter. And then Brianna Chicken fries. Like, who are these Sea boys? They got 3.5. I'm getting my numbers up. Sorry I'm late. I was cranking my hog. Is that what that shirt says? Yeah. Let's get a look. Dude. Wow. Where did you acquire that? Well, where everyone Gets everything nowadays. Ebay, the Internet. So why don't you like GMCs? I just. Isn't it the same thing? No, no, no, it is, it is. Honestly. I mean it is. It's just as good as a Chevy, except for it's just a little more Pavement Princess. You know, it's, you know, for guys that we're like bedazzled jeans and listen to Ryan or something. I don't know what they. Isn't it just the same truck? It is, but made by the same people. But GMC is like, like just. Yeah, it's like the pretty boy version of a gm. Of a Chevy. Yeah, Pavement Princess. A little fancier. Don't get as much dust on it. I wonder what GMC stands for. Oh man, I really want to say it, but I don't think I can. Yeah, you can say it. Oh yeah, it's a gay man Chevy. No, that was a genuine gift, Ken. And, and you seem to like feel how genuine it was being that you gave us a hug. I don't think we've ever, never touched like that. Evan, chill. Most of the time they're a little different. The touches are. The gifts are a little more. Thank you for clarifying. Plumbing related. Oh, Evan is on his gaydar. So hard, dude. So hard. You guys just keep saying the most sus stuff. Just because I giggle about it doesn't mean I'm the weird one. I think if you just watch any of our videos, there's plenty of embarrassing moments for all of us. So much, dude. One time Ben put his face and Ken's ass. Yeah, bear face. Yeah. I was told if I didn't do that I was going to get tased. I would have taken the taser. No, you got tricked into it, Ben think you're better off saying that. He told me in private one time that he wanted to do it. Well, yeah, I mean if you're a race car driver, you should know how to work on your engine. Right? Right. If you're Ken, you should know how to work on a toilet. Can't just be blowing them out and not fixing them. Yeah. You know, you break it, you fix it. So anyway, Ken's looking for an intern. Actually he just hires someone. There's a guy building just full mod toilets down. This thing will flush anything. It flushes hard and fast. I'm pretty sure the intern in the description description is just like you will just follow behind me and clean up my mess. So I have just a honest, hard working dairy farmer friend. He works year round and I told him we were interviewing you and he got really upset and he said to tell you that the reason that you guys have 4x4 on the back of your pickup bed is because you only work four weeks in the spring and four weeks in the fall. And I wanted to give you a chance to defend yourself on that. That. I mean, he's not that far off compared to a dairy farmer. Those guys bust their asses. Oh, damn. I thought you were going to turn this going to be you, Ken. No, I'm not going to turn it. I. Because I. I just have to admit it. It's. It's a lot more than four weeks in the spring and four in the fall. And he knows that too. Yeah, but compared to a dairy farmer, I mean, if he's actually the one getting up and. And feeding the cows and. And milking and. Yeah, they got a machine. He's not. Is it robots? They got robots. Oh, yeah. Pretty soon he'll have a 4x4. Yeah. But anyway. So back to what really matters. Oh no. Dude, I hate myself. I thought I was so cool as a friend. I was a sophomore in college, you know. You think you're cool back then. Real quick, where if I. Where would you want to go? You and I go somewhere. Okay. Me and you? Yeah, me and you. Gotta pick somewhere. You're thinking way too. I think I would take you to Amsterdam. Hell yes. Red light. This. That would be funny. Dude. Let's go right now. Visit all the cafes and the cafes, bars, clubs. I want to see it all. All the stop lights. Every last one. Terrible. I've never had a negative interaction anyone like slap your ass. Yeah, they don't want to like girls. Yeah, I mean, I guess more importantly not guy, you don't want to slap your ass. Not as often as you'd think. Think. There was this one, she was just like grabbing my pee pee and bottom really like saying I'll take you out back right now. And I was like, she was reversed right now. This would be headlines, right? No, 100%. But did you feel violated or were you kind of like whatever? Like, I mean, I am very hard to offend or make upset, so I didn't care. But yeah, I was probably. What? I was just giggling about it. Yeah. When you said I was very hard, I thought you're going. I mean, I. I was rock hard. So like I couldn't sit there and act like I didn't like it. She was not cute. You would not want to bring her anywhere, Ryan. That's actually why why you're here today, Ryan. Oh, per. This is my intervention. Yeah, this is your intervention publicly broadcast. We're not actually here to ask you about your drinking adventures. We're here to ask you where our money is. Oh, yeah. Well, I'd like to fire up a new game. I'd like it to be maybe a reoccurring segment on this podcast called. Is it Cheeto? I like that. Where we scroll through some things that we ask our buddy Evan here, who's very hard to please. What is it called? The Cheeto Inspector. Yes. Yeah. You're the Cheeto police. You're the Cheeto inspector. You're Cheeto investigator. You're all, all man Cheeto. If. If something is Cheeto, it's not getting past Devin. It's not good either without him making some kind of comment about it. Yeah, he makes it very clear. He's very opinionated. Sometimes it's appreciated. Most times you're gonna get it. Anyways. So anyway, Ev, what's the definition of Cheeto? What's your definition of cheetah? Just, like, just lame. Like, cheesy. I don't know if that's a good way to just. Just Cheeto. Like, not it. It's basically saying, like, it's not it. Okay, yeah, it's not it. Yeah. Starting off, we have Cheeto. Mgk. MGK Cheeto. If I remember correctly, you had a good time at his concert. Evan, I don't even remember being there. Yeah, you had such a good time there. I blacked out on fun. I'm pretty sure I got videos, actually, of. Of you having a very good time. I'm sure you do. That's where it's fun too. Like, it'll. It adds depth to it when you're like, I. I've experienced it and I still think it's Cheeto. So why is MGK Cheeto? Man? I guess I just don't like his. His. His whole vibes, his whole aura. Never really been a big fan, but I'll give it to him. He music. He's made a few good songs. He's done well for himself, but he's kind of like a. A bit of a rebel, kind of punk, a strayer from the norm. Kind of like you. Yeah, I think maybe I just remember so many people getting like 19xx tattoos, and I just thought that was Cheeto. So maybe I like, took out all those people on him. Maybe he's a good guy. Maybe his fans are Cheeto, not him. Yeah, just some of that is like. Like, you Couldn't even listen to him. Like, in what, the mid-2000s, you, like, had to have a MGK tattoo to listen to. Really? I don't know anyone. Yeah, I don't either. He's a huge star, I swear. Lace upper and 19xx. There's like 10 million people out there, probably some of them listening that have the tattoo. Huh. Okay, what do you have to say to them? Lace up. Ah, man. Like, are you still stoked on the lace up tattoo? If you are, then hell yeah. Next up, we've got red ethnis. Who is this guy? Red Etnees. Okay, so the. Definitely, definitely not. You know, you know that he's judging someone. You're looking at something. That's Cheeto, dude. Look at this face. Judges. Okay, so Red Edney's not Cheeto. Red Edney's not Cheeto. And the thing is, now that Ryan Sheckler is no longer on Etney's, they have become a collector's item. Oh, because Ryan Sheckler was Cheeto, though? No, not at all. No, no, not at all. He made. He. He collaborated with that needs to make one of the best shoes ever. But what. What do you mean now that he's not with him, like his model of Etne. No, no. Ryan Sheckler quit Etne's and he's now on whatever. Mark Wahlberg's Munius Paul. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do know. I mean, because those are like older and they used to be able to get them for like 90 bucks, and now I saw them going for 250 for a brand new pair of red. Right, those ones. Ones. That's a flex. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, though. And when I got them, they were like a hundred dollars because, damn, it didn't matter. Yeah, that's a pretty solid investment. Imagine if you would have bought like a hundred thousand pairs. How do you know I don't have a shipping container on the way right now? $1 million in Aetney's. Some invest in gold, silver, stocks. I got a box for a. All right, okay, so red Aetney's not Cheeto. How about Red Ed? And he's on Ben. Dude, honestly, I've no, that is amazing. Not Cheeto. They're on the wrong feet. That could be misconstrued as Cheeto. Photoshop is hard. Okay. A red V6 Raptor. Well, yeah, that's pretty Cheeto. What makes it most cheeto v6 raptor or that it's red? No, the most Cheeto is that the Fenders, the black fender flares. I really just kill it right off the get. Okay. Okay. It's a pretty dang nice truck there. I've. Okay. Doesn't your truck have black fender flares? No, we wrapped them. Right. We wrapped them red because it would have looked dumb. I mean, I'm sure it's a nice truck, but I'd rather have a V8. Okay. Under Armour. Oh, yeah, that's. That's a good looking sweater. Okay. I can see why you did that because of your Under Armour bike, man. That's a sick pick, bro. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I probably would double Cheeto both that bike and that sweater. You think that bike was Cheeto? It looked good for a minute. Well, at least you were. You were self inflicting the Cheeto. I think you ended up getting in the clear because I did end up taking blame for that. Yeah, but we never gave it to you, Mike. You would always. You would always take the blame and we would just go, shut up, shut up, shut up. It's this idiot. Just give it to Evan, man. Hindsight. It was kind of Cheeto, but it also was kind of cool. It was kind of cool. It's a sick pick. Just a neutral one here. Seltzers. Cheeto or not Cheeto because it's not tea. All right. Jack in the Box. Oh my God. I thought I loved Jack in the Box, but the last time I went there it was Super Cheeto. Jack in the Box or White Castle. If you had to pick White Castle every day. What do you think about riding a street bike off road for views? It's a great idea. Dude. Ryan absolutely killed it on these picks. Absolutely kill it. Why are you laughing so hard? I mean, do you think it's Cheeto or no? No, just cuz we have this athlete riding this street bike through the woods. It's. It's beautiful thing. All right. Orange like a Cheeto though. So it's cooler if it's a blue. Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. Mainly. Yeah. Okay. Only Cheeto. Cuz it was orange. This one's cool. Blue. Cool, cool. Our truck. Our Ford truck. Truck. No, it's. It's cool. I would not say it's Cheeto. I just like the Cummins. More. More. Okay. Do you think aspects of it are Cheeto? Like some paint matching and stuff like that? The running boards are Cheeto. I didn't like the tailgating before Cheeto. You can't even see them. No, no, because they're too slow. Slow. They are Slow, bro. That's just. How, how fast you hopping in that truck? I'm in a hurry. By the time you open up that door, they're already down, down. No, they hit me in the knees. They do not hit you in the knees. They probably hit you in the pelvis. Well, I open the door, I jump out real quick and turn around so I get a quick spanking. I thought, I thought you're not tall enough for me in the knees. I thought of all truck mods, you would be all about the running boards. Yeah, anything. That'd be your first model. No, I would rather struggle my way in than have to use a step. One time I saw Evan trying to get into the, the, the Ram and before it had running boards. And he opened up the door, got a running start, jumped up, landed on his stomach on the seat. And then his feet were like kicking, kicking and he was trying to like squirm his way in there. It's better than running boards. Yeah, it is literally better than running boards. My God. You guys think we should take the front valence off? I don't mind. So we can't. We were going to, but yeah, it's. It's like hiding a bunch of stuff. Oh, damn. A 401k plan. The is that it would be a, a tax advantage retirement savings plan. It seems like a good idea. That or the casino cash. All right, we got a Miata. Not Cheeto, not Cheetah. Different models of Miata. Pull up a different model of Miata. I am curious. Yeah, let's just take the new one then. I would like Spider new ones Cheeto. And I would say it depends on what you're doing with it. If you're gonna blow the tires off it and and runner off the valves and there's nothing Cheeto about it. But if you think you got yourself a cool performance car to go go to car meets with. It's kind of Cheeto. Might as well get yourself in a Solara at that point. Or what about the, the model right in between kind of looks like a red Antony now. You like it? I like it. I don't know. Driving around in your shoe. If it could perform like the 89 Miata, then I guess I'd give it a go. I'd imagine it would perform better. How about. How about this one? That's a good looking Miata. Really? Yeah. What's wrong with that? Well, I don't know. I think this one look pretty Cheeto because it doesn't have the flip up right. Flip ups yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess I couldn't tell from here. Guess how much this Miata just sold for on cars and bid. How much? Yeah, it went for 10. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Was that before the auction? People are running up prices on these things. All right, so maybe us, not necessarily Miatas, but, dude, we're running the prices up on mini trucks. We've done it on smart cars. I think that many trucks are just popping in general. Yeah. Yeah. They're crazy popping right now. I hope, like, the US doesn't make, like, rules on them. Apparently they banned them in Georgia because they're popping so hard. Ride. No, they ban them because they're dangerous. Like, they've made out they don't have crumple zones. They've made, like, a statement suggesting not to, like, use them on the highway. It doesn't make sense. Also warning passengers not to ride with them. It makes sense because some people, like, in a city, if you were driving that around Fargo and you happen to get tagged by someone running a red light, it would be. No. Catastrophic. Yeah. Yeah. Be damn near the equivalent of getting hit on a motorcycle. But I was just like, no, maybe stuck in, like. So it's hard to see how you could ban it because it's unsafe. Yeah, it's like your own option. Yeah. Every. Every old car like that, they're not safe. You watch an old car get crash, and you watch a new car get crash. The old ones, like, demolished. Yeah. And then something that threw me for a real loop, though, was when I saw the. The Ford Bronco. The new ones, their crash test of getting rear ended at, like, 40. The entire thing just turns into a literal pancake. Everyone's like, so, yeah. How does it feel to, like, probably die if you get in a crash? I'm like, I don't want to think about that. Interest. I don't know. But it's worth the risk for the. Yeah. Driving that Bronco. What do you think about Broncos? Evan Cheeto. I knew he was gonna say that. Even Raptors. Nah, I mean, they're. They're pretty capable. I just think by the time you get something like that, just buy yourself a pickup truck. Got room to. Room for the bike in the back. All right, seat belts. Cheeto. I still believe that you will just get thrown to safety. Safety. Don't wear a seatbelt. Thrown to safety. Out the windshield. Evan would be. Yeah, Evan would be. Just think if the car ignites on. On fire, and I'll be cleanly in the ditch, land in the water. Safe and sound. I. I need to say this. Do not listen to what he's saying. For everyone that is at home maybe wondering if he has any valid points. Do not listen to anything. Carry on. I just felt like that needed to be said. A little disclaimer. It's not advice. It's almost like decades of research saying the other way. Evan's way smarter than that research. Wearing your helmet, man, this is such a controversy. I just think that sometimes when I'm out doing a few wheelies, the helmets unnecessary. But anytime I hit the track or I'm doing anything gnarly, I always wear a helmet. But if I'm just chilling, you know, just doing wheelies down the highway at 50 mile an hour, just chilling, it just feels better. It's like not wearing a condom. Same thing. Just doesn't feel as good. Just feeling the. The open air just blowing through your hair, and everything's loud. It just feels so much better. Protection. So, well, what happens if you eat? That just goes along with, like, how good it feels that you could get jammed up. Kind of. What's more Cheeto, though, Wearing. Paralyzed. Wearing a helmet and doing these videos for as long as you want, for forever. You could be doing these in your 80s. Mm, no. Yeah. Good. Or for the next three months until you inevitably have some kind of problem. Inevitable. Three months. It could happen. It could happen. And then you get jammed up. You. You hit your head. You. Like, who knows what could happen? You're all dumb. You don't know your head on the concrete at 50 miles per hour. I mean, at least I only. And then you never make another wheelie clip again. The way she goes. I guess that just does not sound worth it. Yeah. Can't explain it, man. Your core, dude. It just. Just feels good. Bike is so much louder. You're not just helmet and you'll win. Yeah. I'm not saying do it all the time, but every once in a while, you just throw it. Throw it up. Oh, man, it feels good. And you can't beat that feeling. Yeah, he don't wear red. Don't wear red. Oh, look at, like, Johnny Knoxville at that thing. Dude, is this one all right, dude? I don't know. I don't know. I can't imagine. That was good, man. So many people had this on there. He just goes and starts people up. I think, where do you hide from a bull in a white T shirt? I think just in a black T shirt. Or just run, like. Like, you got to do circles. I was so confused. But, like, look at this. Like, they don't even move, bro. He triple tapped her. This so unnecessary. They literally don't even move. They're just watching. Yeah, dude. They're like. I don't think they were. They literally just turn around. You don't expect to have a bow run out. Everyone has so much to say about. But, like, really, three hits, dude. She was. She and her crew was lared at the. And you weren't paying attention. She's like, dude, I didn't have. You don't heavily drink. You're not standing in the middle of the. The ring. Yeah, but one thing. If a bull's ever chasing you. Not that I've had to deal with it. Ryan should be the one telling us. Really? You're supposed to go side to side or like, you know, like, if you run straight, that's your. Because it's faster than you. Well, no, I mean, you just have better odds going, not getting running in, like, zigzags or going, you know, go left or right or turns. Do turns. Because they like running straight. Interesting. What slows them down is when you start turning because he's charging you. It's like. Like, yeah, it's like you got to run a slant. I got something right away. Okay. All right. I was scrolling Tik tok, like, literally right before I came here. And you guys have a video going viral right now. Okay, here we go. I beg. Kylie Jenner. It says, for those Kim K. Oh, my God. 4.2. Holy Mike. It's got a ton of likes, too. 177,000 people like that. Holy. This is pretty w. Like, well known. What are the comments? What are the comments? Look, 4.2 billion the comments. Wait, did you post that? No. No. You liked it? I liked it. Okay. That is freaking funny. Holy. Whoa. The top comment at Ryan's sister. Oh, man. First Micah, now his Hummer. I did say that one time. That's the thing is, like, when we first started doing YouTube, my brother's like, don't ever try to pretend to be somebody else, because it's hard to remember how to pretend to somebody else's. Be yourself. And I'm like, what happens if myself ain't funny? It's like, well, then, you know, it's just meant to be. Yeah. Happens, you know, Bright side is that's one thing you don't have to worry about. Yeah. Yeah. I'm funny looking. I'll be all right. Ken. Welcome back. I just so happened to be at the roadhouse and find out. Found out some pretty crazy Information about you that, like, I just thought I had to share with the world. It's pretty simple. About me. About you. So I was at the Roadhouse, and there was, like, a bunch of your old friends from high school. Okay. And they were all like. Like, I thought I had them all sign NDA. And anyway, so I was, like, sitting there, and they were, like, asking how everything's going, Just chopping it up, and they're like, yeah, it's just so, like, crazy how. How far, like, you guys have come. And, like, it's crazy. We used to knew Ken in high school and, like, how. How good he's doing. I'm like, yeah, he's doing great. And I don't know how it kind of came about, but I basically. They said something like, yeah, I just can't believe how far he's come. And I'm like, well, what do you mean? And they're like, well, I just remember my last thought of him was he was playing the gong in band class. It's like his thing is that, like, rock bottom? Well, I don't. Were. You are the easiest instrument to play. You just hit it one time, you could get away with doing basically nothing in band class. You've been doing this your whole life. Because it was, like, basically a free hour to sit on your phone in high school. Like, what kid doesn't want to do that? So you can play the gong like a son of a guy. Oh, hell, yeah. I haven't done that in years. That's. So did you have a certain technique with the way you'd hit it or what? No, no, just like, oh, like, my part's coming up. Oh, I think this is right. Hit it. So do you practice that? I didn't. I didn't do. So why did you get to choose that? Or did you get that stuck on you by the teacher? I honestly don't remember. Gab. Dude, if you could be one animal, what would you be? That's a good question right there. I'd probably say an eagle. It's a good answer, right? Seems like a lonely life. Kind of does. Always alone. Dude. They're kind of like a lone wolf, though. I mean, just got it. Yeah, you got to be like that sometimes. What are you guys chuckling about? Ryan? I'm just looking at Evan right now, trying to figure out what type of animal he is. Dude, he'd be a cheetah. I think. You kind of look like freaking baboon. I don't know what you just remind me of. Not something tasmanian Devil or something. Ken would be a. Like, an old farm dog that never leaves the porch. I was thinking like a wise orangutan. I was thinking old rhino, If any of those fit. But I don't know enough about animals. Like, I can't. I can't accurately. I'd have to see pictures of, like, certain. Pull up some pictures. Just throw a dart at the board, though. Like, what do you think you'd be? Oh, I was talking for Ken. Oh. Oh. Would you be Siege French bulldog? Yes. That's a dis. He would be. That's a diss. Damn. You gotta have an accountant. Unreal. Prove your purchases. I would hate that. He wouldn't be able to buy anything. Yeah, that'd be exactly like, me asking my accountant is the same vibe as, like, asking the lawyer or this and that. Should I buy it? Oh, probably not. I wouldn't recommend it. And then I'm just like, why'd I even ask? Yeah, you already know the answer. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. They say no, and then you're like, well, what the hell am I paying you for? So good, dude. Jake was so excited when they were putting the asphalt down. I called him to come over. He came over so fast in his Ford Raptor that he almost rolled it. They stopped working. They thought he was. They were like. They all stopped working. They are like, holy. Like, they. They were like. A couple guys were laughing. I heard this from more than just cj. Like, they were like, yeah, most of the guys at the job. Guy in the black Raptor almost rolled his. Coming in here. They stopped working for us. Bad for you. But, like, how funny would that have been? Like. Like, yeah, he'd have crawled up. Jake was so excited. He rolled his truck in our driveway. That'd be Jake. You would have flipped out. And then everyone. Like, everyone would have just came off the asphalt team and be like, yeah, yeah. If one of the Sea Boys were to go trans, who would it be? Dude, you'd look sick with boobs. That doesn't mean Michael, but you might as well if you're going to. It's 100% genuine passion. We love this little electric car. What's it called? The Chang Wang or something? Yeah, that's what I'm gonna call it now. The Chang Lee I love. Wait a second. Yeah. When you guys drop a YouTube video or an Instagram reel of it and you're just, like, so hyped on it, I'm like, I. I literally think every time I see it, I go, man, these guys just. Just love that electric car, I love it more than I've ever loved anything. It's just like pure, joyful. Your wife is probably listening. Yeah, well, she's not a thing. She's a person. That's very good. That's very good point. Exactly. So like, how do you. How do you acquire that aura? You know? Like, how do. How do I. How does this turn into. We stop wearing a. A white long sleeve underneath. It's cold though. Out. It's cold out. Do you think hellcats are good drifters, Jake? I don't know. I've always. You know, it's funny, I was talking about this last night with Mike, dude, and I think they're boats. Yeah, I feel like they would be really good at like takeover when you're just doing circles. I mean doing circles is pretty easy. Any rear wheel drive car with donuts or with, you know, a lot of power. But. But. And tires. You need those too. But, but yeah, I was thinking about that because like, if we're gonna get this drift track, it'd be kind of sweet to have a hellcat to like whip around. But I don't think it' drifting car. I feel like you'd be better off just getting a. There's only one way to find out. But dude, I'm so against takeovers. I think is the latest kind of lame. I agree. I don't. I don't stand for me. No, I'd like especially the way they've got donuts and like it's hoodlums. Yeah. Different now. It's just like anything, anything goes. Like people. How often do you see a video of somebody getting hit? Every time. Every single time. What the are these people people doing running out there? You got some jabroni that you don't even know whipping his hellcat. That's all beat to. And you're like, I'm gonna go run up and, and trust this guy to whip around me. I'm sure you're just in the moment, but dude, dirt bikers don't get chicks. You must not be a dirt biker. I don't get chicks. Really? All that time on the road. It's lonely on the road, but I'd love to have a nice girl in the. In the passenger seat. I got an open seat. Town to town hop. Passenger doors always open. Back door's always open too. If you got a bike, if you got a bike, that is, there's only room for another bike. You're falling asleep and you just hear it's Evan just wearing his lucky Underwear. If you see a motovan with a SW17 sticker parked at a flying J, the doors are always open. The way you talk about the women that you are interested in. Right. You know your girlfriend is the polar opposite. Oh, 100 of those. 100. Yeah. I'm falling in love with her personality, not her looks. Wild. You are crazy. Dude, we're just working on a good guy. Good guy. Gave her a chance. Getting the looks where I want it, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Not saying that all moms aren't, but probably most moms shouldn't have a th000 horsepower. Maybe she's on the way home from wine night. Oh, that's what I mean. And she gets a little buried in the pedal. And then before you know it, she's doing Mach 80. She looks like big rent. She tits over tea kettle before she knows what happens. Dude, I want to top this thing out. I want to see how fast it'll go. And it's like 186. On a gravel road. No, on an airport Runway. Right. Allegedly. Did you just sneak. Your front lip folded under the car, dude, 186. Yeah. I didn't know you're not supposed to touch the brakes. And I was like, reading the markers, like, okay, I got this much room left. You got this much room left. And it was like screaming. I'm like, like, okay. I don't even know. I'm on base brakes. Not even brembos. I'm on, like, single piston. I locked them up. And the back tires came off the ground. And it took the front lip and folded it under the car. Yes. I have a picture. Tires came off the ground. Dude, I literally could show you. I have a picture right here. Do you just have your front brakes on? Do you just have your front brakes, like, nose manual? But that I can show you. There's like, they come down to land, they see a Mustang sliding across on his nose. Like, those are always out of control. Okay. It wasn't that aggressive. I know the Mustang. Yeah. I believe everything until you said the back tires are off the ground. But it makes sense. It was low, dude. And it had that much, like, downforce. You got a. Like, a plastic front lip on it. Of course it's going to fold. No, it was metal, dude. Dude, it was. I'll show you. I literally just found the picture. I'm like, grade 10, 11, and 12. I'm racing in the states and all now. I'm learning that everybody's, like, smoking cigars, like, wine cigars and chewing tobacco. But in Canada, right then they banned flavor nicotine. So I'm going to the States every weekend, and I'm getting my allotment on chewing tobacco, like Cope mint, Cope wintergreen, getting all the flavors, stuffing my boots full with it. And my parents are buying it for me. But I'm only 16 or 17. I am, dude. Because I was, like, cool with it. No, I was like. I was like, hey, like, my buddies want me to get, like, some. Some, like, coke for them. Like, will you buy it and I'll take it to them? And they're like, yeah, sure, we'll buy it. But, like, you can't do it. And I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it anyways. I didn't want to do it anyways. So I was buying, like, a tin or I was buying a log for, like, 20 bucks or whatever how much it was, and I was selling a tin for $25. So I was making 100 and, like, $25. What was that? 20 US and then 25 Canadian. We got to be specific. Yeah, yeah, that's when the dollar. This is like, when the dollar was super close, so it was almost. No, it was the opposite. So it was better to buy stuff in the US Than Canada, so. So I was hustling. You were slinging them out of your locker still? Well, no, by that time, my parents had bought up, like, a sprinter. Like, your guys is black. A black sprinter. And I was driving that to school every day. He was a straight up dealer, dude. I was an actual dealer. And there's kids that were like, buy. They're like, dude, buying a log a week in high school. Chewing a log a week in high school is, like, kind of gnarly. So you were just. I was raking it, dude. I was making. I was, like, making, like, a couple hundred bucks a month off. Kids buying, like, tins for me in high school. I tell my parents, I'd be like, hey, I'll give you, like, like, 40 bucks every time. I can't believe your parents were getting into this with you. Well, it wasn't like, what do your parents do for a living? Or maybe don't answer on here. Maybe don't answer on here. What the. Dude? Hey, nobody's gonna turn down a free 40 bill. Hey, $40 is $40. $40 is $40. Dude, you're like, Copenhagen's youngest sponsored athlete. Good morning, Mike. Oh, hey, Mike. Hey. Hi, Mike. It's afternoon, Evan. But you just got here, so it must be morning. For you. That's funny. So, like, you mentioned Metal Militia back when it was Brian Deegan versus Travis Pastrana. Like, did you guys actually not like each other? Or maybe he, I don't know. Like, how did you feel, like, towards each other? Like, do you think you would ever, like, get in a physical altercation back then? Like, was it possible or was that even, like. So the, the funniest part about that was in the start of freestyle motocross, you had Mad Mike Jones, Clifford the Flying Hawaiian, Adam Tante, Cowboy Kenny Bartram. We just wanted to figure out how to ride a motorcycle and have fun and to make a living at it. And everyone was building the sport in any way they could, building their image, building whatever we could to, to be able to go and do circus tricks on a motorcycle and to be able to travel the world with your friends and find cool places to ride. So I was just this goody two shoes straight A student racer that happened to really like freestyle motocross. And Brian as a showman was like, hey, I got a way to that this is going to work. Like, Brian went to a level so far above and beyond, like, he didn't have a trick for Gravity Games one year. And he told all the, the producers and everyone at NBC like, this has been for YouTube. Like, it's a big network. And he's like, I got the biggest tricks. I'm not showing anyone. I got the biggest tricks. It's going to be. Everyone's building up. Brian D in the middle Militia. He picks a fight with a police officer the day before. Wow. Doesn't punch post bail. What a businessman. And the whole thing was, oh, the man's keeping him down. And I'm like, dude, oh, he would have crushed you. Like, I wouldn't grab it against it. So he just took the rug right out from under you completely. I'm like, he didn't have, he had nothing but like, he's, he's a very smart human being. I wouldn't have gone the same route, but it was, I mean, Deacon was great because he knew he did work hard, you know, despite what his image and everything. And he knew exactly what he had to do. And when he had to do it, even if he didn't have it, it, he would go for it anyway. And I think that's what the crowd liked because he's like, well, I haven't won in two years. I got to send something big. And he'd go out and he'd be willing to die. Literally. Yeah. So were people taking Sides, as far as, like, you know, I'm. I'm team TP or Team Deegan. And would they have any kind of, like, altercations? Like, if you were walking down the street, you saw someone in some metal militia gear, were you like, oh, fuck. I was just too goofy to realize anything was going on. Honestly, Deegan was great. Like you. My parents would come up. He's like Lomas Pastrano. Oh. So he was pretty cordial behind the scenes almost. He was. But it's not that he didn't believe anything. Like, he was. He was honest. He just figured out a way. He's like, look, this kid. There has to be an opposite. There's got to be. There's got to be a fight. There's got to be a show. I was. I just didn't know that I was part of it. I was just. I was just me. So that answers my question. Yeah, it's kind of like a wwe, almost like you had the heel and you had the. I can't remember what they call it. Like, the good guy and the bad guy. Yeah, exactly. I just didn't know I was playing a role. Goodness. The Deegan. Because it helped us all the way through. Unfortunately, like, as a teenage kid coming up, like, you know, kind of dorky, straight A student guy, like, Deegan had all of the girls, all of the really, like. Yeah. All the parents were like, ah, go get him. Just strippers and stuff. This was my. My moment. One of them. One of the more priceless car moments I did was funny. I still don't know how I missed the trees on this. Dude, you couldn't do that today. Those trees are so much bigger. I haven't ran a buffer in so long. And you pulled it in. I was like, dude, I gotta get this off. Yeah. And we buffed it off. Yeah. Which is funny. This is my favorite part about the video. In a moment of high stress, I spent way too much money, took a big loan out on this car. Yeah. We just finally had started getting paid. And I was like, I'm buying a Jeep. And I was obviously very stressed and nervous as this happened. And then listen to what Ken says when. When I come around the corner. Your reaction to what ended up being a very small amount of damage. He makes it sound like it's. The whole side was ripped off. I, like, paused for a second. I'm sorry. You didn't get it. I got it. I think we got it, dude. It was in, like, disbelief as to what the. I love this. Oh, they're Literally, from this video. There's almost nothing wrong with the car. Holy. Am I supposed to, like, show you, or did you just, like, pop it up? What did we do? Did we just pop it up? It would be nice to see both your legs up on this table, though. The only bad. You guys wearing shorts. Oh, good. Yeah, it just makes it so much worse when you got to pull your pants down. I still can't. Yes. Dude, finally got it. Mike and Evan are tatted. They're fully life wide open. If they didn't wear it on their T shirts enough now, they always got it on their body. I've only wanted to get one tattoo, and it's life wide open on my leg. And then you guys did that. Now the whole crew can't have that. Oh, I culture vultured you. Yeah, you can't be a culture vulture. I'm not gonna be a culture vulture then. So were you upset that I did it? No, I thought. No, I thought it was awesome. I was stoked that you didn't. If I was there, I probably would have done it, but being that I wasn't there, I wasn't gonna, like, get you guys a sloppy seconds on that ink gun downstairs. We did something pretty big today, guys. Gave a tour of the shop, set up a retirement fund, start planning for the future, kids, putting that money aside. And they said, so what name would you guys like to put on your retirement fund? We can name it and. And just keep in mind, like, it'll be printed out on. On the statements, you know, for all your employees and yourselves for. For forever. And we looked at each other. I went, I feel like this is the perfect time, boys. He said, I assume you guys could just call it the C Boys TV retirement plan, but anything. Anything works. I was like, let's name it the Seaman Account. Semen Retirement Fund. Too good. It's too good. It's perfect. I'm 27 years old. Is this real? And I'm in a serious relationship with my car. He's kissing the front bumper. This can't be real. God dang, dude. This guy's really passionate. Kissing this. My handsome man. I'm getting a tetanus wiener because you were screwing your muffler. He met Chase in a resale lot about five years ago. I can't remember what the. What it was called Hick exploitation, where you exploit hick people. Grindhardt told us about that. But there should be laws against publicizing people like this. I'm more. Did you hear of a guy I want to go on and that's what I mean. Well, I'm sure he probably. I don't know what they offer them, but TLC has to be the best, I guess. Hicks, this is like 15 years old, I bet. But that's. I'm sure they go to this guy who probably is in financial need, and they go, hey, man, we'll pay you three grand to kiss your car on tv. And he goes, sign me up. He goes, I'll say I. I effed the tailpipe for five. And they go, deal. We wouldn't done it for 40. And then. Then he's. Before you know it, kiss in the front bumper of his Chevy Lumina. We could send a camera out tonight at 12am to find Evan out with his Chev out back. God, there's a whole. I got a whole thing. It takes a lot of time to keep them all happy, you know, some gets jealous, he'll give a little extra attention to the other one. And I saw you kind of cook me up in your prediction video. I mean, it was hilarious. Nothing personal. It's nothing personal. And then you just go in on me for five minutes. I've been meaning into Ben and Micah. My boys are not drivers. Dude, Ben, I saw him hit that tree. I knew you're about to say that. I mean, Ben hit a tree and said it was his brakes. Tree's been there all last 30 years. All right, where are they going? This is no personal offense. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, the se Boys, great guys. Let's talk about the holy. They do not know how to drive. I mean, it's the truth. It's just facts. It's just facts. Dude, no offense. Alondra texts me, and she goes into Fargo and she goes, yeah, I saw a bunch of them driving around today. Which it just is a slight bummer. She doesn't know that's a bad thing. But, like. Like, it was a slight bummer hearing that, like, a bunch of people have, you know, the same car as you, whatever. And I go, oh, well, they're probably not Z6s. You know, whatever. That's okay. So I. I hyped myself up the other day. She was at Target, and she sent me a picture, and It's a Corvette Z06 parked in a handicap stall with a handicap sticker in the window. So people. Ryan and I went, damn, still a cool car. It's so cool. Handicap people can't drive cars. No, I just figured that it would just. It just catch. Kept the tradition on that old. Like an old man. Yeah. Handicapped. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. You don't have to be old. No, yeah. Be young and handicapped. It's just the implied that, like, only old men drive Corvettes. Like, it's not necessarily a young man's car. Like, it's like 40 plus. He runs up to his garage at home, just shoves down a couple dogs before bed. My mind was running. I couldn't fall asleep. You clear my head. I'm a hot dogaholic. Just a phone light out in the garage. He opens the snap on his dog. Honey, what are you doing? Dude, did you. Yeah, like you said, it wasn't a problem. You said it wasn't a problem. It's not. I'm just out here because I. I need fresh air. I'm a hot dogaholic. Oh, yeah. Can you go pick my PlayStation up for from the pawn shop? What? Mike Pond's his PlayStation. I swear it's not a problem. All right, There you go. I don't want to sit here when you hit this. So this. Remember when you told us you played percussion? I just wanted to bring back some nostalgia. And you said you hit a gong at one point in your life. I looked it up. This is called the mother of Tesla gong. Wow. So I just figured it'd be fit for you. For you. We're not gonna talk about that. Thousands. Money is no object. It's legit making you happy. This money is no money, Mike. Isn't it? Yeah. Money's no object to Mike. We gotta get a big smack on this. I don't know. Everyone, watch out. Ken managed to injure himself. Good. Ken. What you do, dude? Ow. That. Of course. Of course. Yeah. How. How do you manage? Call the orthopedic specialist. All right. This podcast is going to be get cut short. Ken's got to go to the hospital. Ken tips it off. Yeah. Nikki, Joe's coming to town. We can shore a real good time. Gav. So I'm really not going to sleep tonight. Yeah. Evan's girlfriend's come to town. You guys are going to show a real good time. Just invite yourself into my girlfriend. No, no, no. I'm in the bedroom right above you. Just nearby, Brother. I'm not saying another word. Let's stop. Let's stop that. Never have. Door flies open. You need some help. Never heard that one before. Yeah, he's. Oh, they pe. The people. Oh, Lord. Oh, we have gone so far off track here. I don't even know if we were ever on track. But we are certainly off it now. The Rails. The rails are gone. Brian, get us back on track. Yeah, reel us in. Real us in. I feel like we're just off track because it's been so damn rainy here. We can't film anything. We're. We're all cooped up. That's what made Evan this. The weather. It's the weather. He has seasonal sexuality. Climate change. Four different sexualities. Unbelievable. Four for four seasons. Okay, so he changed. Just. Just out of curiosity, run me through the four sexualities of the four seasons. I. I can't believe we're going down. Summertime. Apparently, he gets a little gay when it rains. Well, yeah, because I look up, you see that rainbow? I can't help it. It's America. Dude, you do you, brother. I'm saying. Fair enough. Fair enough. What does he feel in the fall? Fall comes around, man. He's getting a little bit more spiced up. He's getting a little bit more spiced up. He's double swinging it. He's bisexual and. No, no, no. That's just a little crazy. Is that crazy? Yeah. You're not just gay. He's just gay when it rains. All right, maybe he's just gay when it rains and he's straight the rest of the time. I'm like. These pants almost feel like plastic of some sort. Very sweaty. My undercarriage. I'm growing rutabaggies down there. He has been complaining about it since about 20 minutes after he put it on. He's been saying how he's been sweating under his pants all day. You could keep expensive cigars down there. It's a humidor. It's like a greenhouse. It's. It's moist. Greenhouse. Evan takes his pants off, and there's moss growing. Oh, my God. Little mushrooms, Spores. So I never tried to, like, question your guys's pranks, but I was looking at my Delta app last night. Are you sending me to South Africa? How do you know that? Somebody booked me a Delta 1 flight next summer to South Africa. 294 days until check in. Holy. That's about as long we have a flight number. We have an itinerary. Well, Ken, you always find a way to just spoil a good vid, huh? Like, I was like, this can't be them. Pack your bags, buddy. You only got 294 days to get ready. It's very interesting how salty all those, like, California moto guys are, because, like, we're somewhat in the crowd, but not really. It's like if you. If you with this guy, you basically close yourself off to all of them. Even if you've never met them. Yeah. Like, you do a podcast with one guy now, it's like the rest of them are like, oh, we don't. With them. Like, he's boys with them. I love that there's two sides of hellcat culture. Like, there's two different sides of the worlds that like hellcats. And I love how you hold it down. There's the Atlanta crowd, and there's a Kansas crowd. Sexy Red loves hellcats. You should do something with her. Who's that? Oh, you don't know who Sexy Red is? I'm not gonna show him. Dude. CJ would be. So my girlfriend's gonna get mad about her. What? Yeah, I don't know if she's gonna be too worried about Sexy Red. It's a hitter of a song. Hellcats. Srt. I mean, it really? Really. I actually listened to a podcast with Jack Harlow. He was on caller Daddy. Greta wanted to listen to it. Call Her Daddy is the greatest podcast interviewer of our generation. I mean, that's just a heavy statement, dude. It's a very heavy. I don't know a lot of people. That's a heavy statement. All right, what about the guy who does Hot Hot Ones? He's got a production. Okay. And the ovon. All right, all right. Call her daddy. What about Oprah? All right. Oprah. All right. She's top. She's top 10. She's top 10. She'S top 10. No, she's. She's just fantastic, though. She, like, goes in between, like. Like sucking dick and then, like, tell me more about your business that you're building. I don't know. Two of your favorite things. I'm like, damn, this girl just sure knows that it's a great show. I like this. You're looking at Greta. She's not even listening anymore, dude. I was just. I just wanted to ride my bike. That's. I didn't want to be at school with a bunch of kids drawing pictures and, like, drive the crasher breaks. Well, no, but Ben and Mike get to raise Gavin, Jake. Everyone's doing fun. And just on the sidelines watching these guys do crazy things. I'm like, man, I want to get in the mix. It's gotta just feel like the ultimate edge. Oh, yeah. And when it comes. Oh, yeah. I think that for a girl, the best thing is pepper spray. How about a Glock 9? Yeah. A gun. I don't. I don't know if you might pull it on the wrong person. Yeah, I. I think that that sometimes, you know, Alex, I get her a gun. Not supposed to be home. Coming home early or. Yeah, I randomly show up, breaking in. Yeah. Mike shows up at the house. Boom. Shoots them bad. Bad deal. But if Alex pepper sprays Mike, that's a funny deal. Now we got, like, that's like a good job, baby. Like, that's a funny story. Even Mike's kind of like, yeah, it's pretty fun. And she pepper spray. Yeah, but it was funny. You know, we're talking about that forever, so. Man, let me tell you. You're a reckless racer, dude. You were driving like a maniac out there. You were taking people out, hitting people. I'm. I'm. I was. Cletus mad at you at one point. I think Cletus is an expert entertainer. He. Because you guys were under caution, he kind of, like, hit you. No, he. I've never seen. Lammed into me from behind and then pit new maneuvered me. Yeah. But he'd pulled up and next to me and then, like, gave me a thumbs up and was like, hey, I was just doing that for fun. Like, you're good. You're like. My neck. Exactly. Yeah. I was like, oh, yeah. Thanks. Good one, buddy. That's good. So I saw that. I was like. At first, though, I thought he was actually. Oh, no. I was like, I'm not getting an invite back. Exactly. But then when I jumped the car or what, I got crashed, went airborne, like. Yeah, I saw that. I was like, all right, we might get another invite. Yeah, it was legendary. At the end of the day, it's all about entertainment. You're the only guy that went in the air out there that night. Yeah, and I kind of did it twice, because the other time I got pinched between two cars. My front end, like, went up between them. You are so funny. I knew Ryan. I'll make Christmas way easier. I knew Ryan before, like, all you guys like, Ryan. That's true. Ryan is like the bread and butter to. To me with you guys. Obviously, Jake was also that. I don't know. I don't know why I. I have the need to shout him out. But, like, he left, so it's Brian, and that was his Mike's. Mike's gonna shout out Jake at his wedding. Like, yo, I just want to, like, give a shout out. That was really awkward. I know. I'm brother in law with Ryan. Like, honorary mention to Jake. Straight up, though, Jake. But, like, you left, dog. Just kind of. You left, you know? So shout out Ryan. Sticking with me. It's kind of, like, when Ben crashed, like, your first reaction was just start clapping. Like, he just did the best thing. Like, I don't think I' ever seen you praise him for any of the stuff he's done, like, like, crouching into that tree, impressed at the amount of destruction he did at that moment. Yeah, you like that? He deserved a round of applause. Me and C.J. were watching the video back before we pressed live. You know, we're. We're watching it through, and it was my first time seeing it after CJ had edited that portion. And we watch it through, and I just go, man, Evan is such a dick. Because I. That was the first time I'd seen your. But I'm laughing. I'm laughing like five. I had no idea how happy you hitting that tree had made you. And then we just laughing, and, you know, I'm like, all right, let's watch it through one more time. And then we watch it through, and there's a moment in it when you go, man, that was just. That was just crazy. And you look up, and you're, like, looking up at God. Like, you're, like, praying to God, and you got, like, this little. You did just pop it up right here. That was crazy. Crazy. Like, you're twinkling his eye. You were so happy. I don't think I've ever seen you this happy ever. And he goes, I'll consider coming back when Ken Matthews sends me me a public love letter. So why don't you just do that, Ken, and then we can get him back. So in the state of Minnesota, because Randy's valued at more than $1,500, it is a felony to have. Be in possession of stolen property. But why wouldn't you just write a love letter to get him back? Don't you want. Let me. Let me get chat. GPT to write something out. Okay. Needs to be heartfelt from the bottom of your soul. I don't care who you are. That's funny. Services with your life wide open. Oh, damn. Yeah. Life wide open and baby long. That's savage. Damn, dude, it's. It's crazy because it's gone so far now. That's, like, you get these clips, whether they're running from the police, wearing the merch or whatever. Like, it's. You know, after I saw this one, had a great laugh, and then I was like, I hope they. This isn't like, you know, I hope this doesn't keep happening. It's going to. Maybe it's inevitable. I'm only down to be locked in for seven days. If Gav can come with, I'm in. Gav's going to leave there limping, too. We limped on the way in. He waddled on the way out till. Evan. No, no. It's just an empty jar of peanut butter. You guys don't need any. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Oh, gosh. Yeah, we did have fun. We did have fun. So, yeah, we were playing some, like, a bunch of different golf gambling games with, like, the rest of grandpa Ron's buddies. Yeah, dude. We sat at this table for probably. I'd say an hour. Yeah. Hour to an hour and a half, trying to figure out who owed who money. And at the end of it, it was like, Grandpa Ron made $8. His other buddy made three, but he had to pay two of that to another guy. But he was in the hole $8 as well, so he made six. And we were. We walked away, like, after an hour and a half. Like, you guys did all that for $12? Well, I watched. Oh, yeah. Ken threw $20 in. I said, we won. Yeah, Ken threw $20 into. He got to tell them to just off. He was like. He was like, I will pay you guys $20 to stop this. Math was just going in circles and did not add up. And I was like, I. I just gotta. The way it looked like it was adding up was in your favor. You were the one doing the math, and you were the one who was like, okay, so you owe me $8. You owe me five, and everyone's kind of like, what? You ended up with all the money. I was honest on that. You guys. You guys forgot to collect. That's all. What's your saying? If you keep scoring, don't win. It's your fault. That's what it is. It's true. You can, like, rest it on the table if you need. I don't know if I'm tall enough. Don't leave any sweat on the table, though, I guess. You're a guest. You can sweat wherever you want, brother. My God, dude, look at that thing. Look at the recoil on it. Oh, my gosh. Holy. I have a gift for you guys. Well, for all of us. I love gifts. Chips. Oh, nice. Oh, dude. So sick. Yeah, I ain't seen him yet. I know, but I'm already so excited. See what the box says? Let's go. Let's go. So sick. So that one's for Ken. Kenjamin. Oh, my gosh. Not two. Mine. Yes. Yes. Wow. Four. Oh, my gosh. Amazing. Oh, my gosh. That is so awesome. So for those of you guys wondering, this is the million YouTube play button. Pretty sick. So we obviously, we only have one. Typically, you only get one per channel, but. And that one was difficult to get a hold of. They typically don't give out individual play buttons, but being that we have so many members a part of the channel, they were able to do that for us. You know, it's been quite a bit of time, probably four years since we hit a million. I'm actually super pumped to have my own play button. This is so sick. This was a project that I got assigned a good year and a half ago to get done. So happy. So now it's sick. Everybody's got one for their office. We do have one on the wall over there, but we're gonna start mounting them all over. Yeah, that's the. That's the one for the shop. This thing's going in my room. Dude. What the hell? What? Why do you look like that right now? Yeah, what is. We've left Sturges, dude. What. What's your problem? What do you mean, what's my problem? What the hell? You like that on here? What's going on? Looks right. Looks right to me. I don't know. I saw a Louie Bass, so I put it on. Hey, but it ain't no Honda. It ain't no Honda for you. It ain't no 250R2 stroke from 85, I'll tell you that. Damn it. You ever have a throttle stick on one of your Hondas? That'd be a bad day, dude. I actually have, bro. I'm in my old shop, man. I'm pulling in throttle sticks on an old 185. I have a wooden freaking thing holding the building up. Kind of take if there's one piece of wood holding up the building. A 2x4. This is right in the middle. I just got to get this picture. Clear it. No, I got like five of them. Five beams right there. And yeah, I took out one of them. Bad day. Stopped right there, though. It was okay. There's a thing that they have tried to curb at the Olympics because there's so much sex, a lot of STDs get spread, and there's just some negative things that come out of this. Right. I think they're trying to. They're trying to turn down the Olympic houses that have formed. Right? So anyway. Shut the hell up. Is this actually a thing for real? I have the screenshot. Who brought the STDs? Who brought the STDs? That'd be the definitely. Probably the. The French. The French, yeah. Need to get Evan in the Olympic. Evan could be an Olympic athlete from the way it sound. Well, dude, they do that smoking weed. Maybe we should look it up. But, like, clearly got a couple vices. I've never met a redneck that wears Lulu. I like comfort. I'm just a versatile redneck. It's kind of how I see myself. I fit in with every group of people. The video of Justin getting his first bag is one of my favorites. Oh, yeah, that was so funny. And it's when we drove a car into our friend's pond who ended up doing. This was a good thumbnail. Yeah, this was. This was ahead of its time. But yeah, that. That snippet that we'll watch shortly here when. Dude, Justin. I don't know. He just didn't know what he was in for. Breaking off Justin's disc. Comfort begins. Bro. Here we go, boys. Tint in the back. I'm. Should we pull the airbag? Airbag fuse. Ah, it's not bad with a helmet on. Honestly, I don't even know if you're going to need to get a run up. I don't think the airbags are going to go off. Dude, he goes down the driveway. Dude, yo, yo, go back. I want to see what tint does. It's just like this, like seat belted in. It hit hard. He grab the center. Go back a second and then hit pause. I want to get Justin's face when the airbag goes off. The way he looks at it right there. It's not that bad with a helmet. He's already chilling. Look at Jake's. Look at Justin's reaction to what is happening. And look at Jake's. He's like, nice. He's like, this was cool. All good. Let's. Let's get out of the car. And Justin's like, also what was kind of dope? Like, they didn't actually get hit by the airbags. No, because that's kind of nice. It was a light impact, I think. And then. Yeah, it was all good. How did Justin end up in there? He just volunteered. He hopped in kind of one of those things. Ah, shoot. It probably isn't too sketchy. And then he got in and then regretted. I love that. He goes, I don't even think we're gonna need a run up. They're already up on the road. And Jake goes, just a baby one. And he goes, I was buying Crown Vicks online. Normally I would go in person, but it was so busy I was buying them online, so I bid on, like, 20 in one day, and I just set the price at, like, 4. You know how you can set the high bid and then when someone bids, it just automatically goes $100 above them? I set the price at, like, 4,000 for all 20 of them. Guess how much all 20 of them sold for? 4,100. 4,000. 4,000 even. Oh, they made it to my max bid and stopped. Yeah, but, like, that's really suspicious. Over 20. Essentially, they bid it up, and a guy called me. He goes, did you set all your max bids at something? He goes, yeah, someone ran. Ran all your cars to the max bid. And they were different. They were like. Actually, it was, like, 3, 800. And then, like, 2011, I'd get, like, 4. 400. And so in one auction, I got smoked. And, yeah, they got me bad because I was buying them for, like, 2500 to 3000, and they just screwed me. How do you know that you got yourself, like, a good one, then, like, off of the first date, like, what are you looking for, dude, in there? No, Ken, like, what are you looking for? Like, in their riding or like. Like. Yeah, definitely. Definitely a good. Good riding stance. You know, you got to see good posture. She's got to be able to get down and, you know, really ride that thing. But besides that, just have a good personality. That's what I'm. Yeah, that's the biggest thing I kind of learned from my last relationship is just, you know, find somebody that you kind of mesh really well with and can find that vibe. So that's the biggest thing. Find the vibe, and then after that, look at the posture. So is this a tryout or a first date? Kind of both. Yeah. I don't know if you're the one to send in to help Ken. That's what I just figured out. Okay. Yeah. I look at Gav's first date, like an NFL training camp. Like, he's on the sideline with a clip whistle. Yeah. Referee shirt on and everything. I think we're finding out why Gav is having a hard time at love. Like a college football recruiter. Because people think you named yourself. Right. Like, Heavy D named himself. So that's kind of. Oh, really? Oh, he told me he did it. But, like, dude, the thing is, is, like, the muscle really does sound douchey. Like, it's like this douchebag calls himself the muscle. But that's not why. It wasn't because I was big. It was because when needed to get done, they would call Me in to muscle through and get it done. Okay. That's why. Cuz like, even now people are like, oh, you're this. This big fat guy. You're not even. You call yourself the muscle. I'm like, dude, that's not even why they call me. Can I swear on your podcast? Yeah, of course. That's not even why they call me the muscle. They call me the muscle because when needs to get done, I have to come in and muscle it and get it done. Like, shake some guys up or what? Well, I mean, anything. Like. Like if there was a real. If there was a real negotiation that needed to happen, right? I'm the one that came in. If there was somebody who owed us money, it's like, dude, you owe us money, you need to get us paid. Whatever. If there was a deal that needed to get pushed through, if there was employees that weren't doing what they were supposed to do and they didn't listen to anybody. Yeah. It's like, dude, this guy's going to come through and muscle it and get it done. Makes sense. Like, I would my pay pants if you came up and started shaking me down. So that's where it came from. But dude, it is always a battle for me because I think it's douchey. Like, dude, if somebody was like, that's the muscle, I'd be like, like, that's so stupid. So I now tell people, like, I know where I'm at. When I hear, hey, what's up, Keaton? I know it's somebody who knows me. Or if it's like, it's the muscle, I'm like, it's a fan. Yeah. You know, Mike did say Jake looking like he just rode the short bus here. Yeah. What did you really? Yeah, like, right before I got here. No, when you guys were pre talking. No, Mike was actually talking right before you walked in. Fill me in. What was he talking? Oh, he was just like, yeah, Jake. I was going to give him a shout out at my wedding, but he left us. Oh, yeah, I will say I say that. Dude, I did say short bus. You did say the honorary mention part, though, Micah. I literally shouted you out. Yeah, but no, he's trying to have a sentimental moment with Ryan and I couldn't help. Hey, shout out. J, you. You gave up your seat. Get out of here. This is my shot now, bro. And then because I like doing weird things that are different, I built a bicycle elevator to get into it. Cuz stairs and ladders suck. And the treehouse is like 25ft in the air. This is not a normal treehouse. Like, this is. I know. This is like the Mac daddy of all tree houses. That's what I thought too. The time we went in it, it was dark. And riding that bicycle elevator up in that and walking across the rope bridge, I was like, dude, this guy is not afraid of heights. There's no way I could do that, dude. Well, dude, when you were walking across the rope bridge that has the ropes on the side, but you weren't touching, like the ropes on the side, and you just walked across like, it was just like you were in the mall. And then when I got up there, I just watched you do it. And then I get in there and shaking back and forth and I'm like terrified. Like, I'm not, I'm not afraid of heights. But that was like, I. I was. Was easily the most scared I've ever been that high off the ground. Like, how high? Generally how many feet? It's around 20, 25ft. Like, high enough that you would severely hurt yourself and you don't even get to see the ground for what, what, when you're gonna hit it. Yeah, dude. Isn't it nice that like, we have our whole, whole lives document, like our kids if they, like, if we die, they're like, I can watch my dad. Dad's basically like, majority of his life. That's crazy. That was like kind of the selling point for us when we started. It was like, well, at least we'll have a video of whatever our weekend was. I imagine my kids will be sitting back. Yeah. See why dad was broke? He really loved Rangers. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They blew that motor up. Blew that truck up. Caught that one on fire. Yeah. See why he was real, bro? Couldn't play child support if one guy's not drinking. It's just like a different vibe. But if all the boys are drinking, then it's like kind of, I don't know, changes the vibe. I don't want to kill, though. Yeah, it does. Yeah. Like you, if you're, you know, arm around each other, you. I love you, man. Both on that level. It's kind of like, yeah, the silver one's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You definitely are like having more of like a, like a bond moment. And then if you're sitting here sober, you're like looking like, holy, nothing is happening right now. This is the worst thing I'm watching, you know, like, it's just. It's insane. I drove home and I had a four wheel vehicle, but I put it in two Wheel drive. Because roads were good, right. And from Minneapolis. So anyway, I go and I go directly to the country club, have some wine and I come home and I go around the corner and I step on it. Well, I forgot I didn't have a four wheel drive. Were you trying to drift? Drift? No, I would just try to go home, but yeah, step on around the corner though. Well, I was, I was just gonna take off. Like a little fishtail. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, drifting. Yeah, I ran there, I hit this tree. So my car is stuck on the tree, right? Oh, so like it's. Yeah, it was a small tree. Do you remember what kind of car you were driving? Yeah, Blazer. Okay. Anyway, I'm trying to get out and I get. Put it in four wheel drive. Now. All of a sudden, Ron again, he's in the front yard. So all of a sudden, honey, we really gotta move away from the light. All the lights come on the house. Oh, I'm burning on ground like that. And I can't get. So pretty soon here comes the freaking cop. Shut up. Oh, shit. No way. One of my neighbors called the cops. Yeah, exactly. I'm not sure which one. I'm kind of sure, but I don't know. Not there anymore. Anyone teepee their house? Yeah, or I do more than that. Anyways, I said, I get out of the car and cop comes over, he said, yeah, I'll be out of here in a minute. Well, I can't get out. So I get out and he checked me. I have to go to the bathroom. The ladies driveway that I was in, I said, can I use your. Bonnie is her name. Can I use your bathroom? Yeah. Nope, you're not using your bathroom. You're arrested. So they haul my ass to jail, right? No, I'm two doors from my house. So I called my buddy up who's the county commissioner, and I said, you gotta get me out of this. He was drinking too. So he said, I gotta find it because he was rigging me at the club. And he said, I gotta. I'll find somebody to get you, come and pick you up, give you. So. But he did call. I didn't have to use any bail. And so this friend of this picked me up. My God. Next day I'm leaving for Las Vegas with my. We're going to a show, clothing show. My freaking car got towed away and I'm ready. And so I happened to have money. I was going to Las Vegas, right? So we get a check in at the police station. I get a couple thousand bucks, probably or 1500 in my wall. It I got a DUI. So I get a hold of an attorney and his God. So he started checking around and so is my buddy and he said, when was the last time you had checked, you know, for the. How good your fluid is that they check your. The chemical for dui? Well, they hadn't changed that for like nine months. Well, that could maybe not any good anymore. They threw it out of court. Wow. So the bottom line is good to have friends on high places. Dude. Every time that I meet our fans, I'm always just reminded like how respectful they are. Well, Ken might say otherwise. Ken might say otherwise. Some words. Yeah. I was like, let's hear it. For the most part, they are very, very respectful. There was a number of people that took the liberty that they were going to finger draw some things on the dust in my truck. And I got pretty hot from this that I haven't seen multiple times. Yeah, I haven't seen you that heated about anything in well over a year. Couple years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean it's. It's just like you don't do that to people's vehicles. You don't just draw on them in the dust. Yeah, I think it. It's totally fine. It's got P full PPF on it, but it's just like a. A typical car thing. You do not touch or draw on people's cars for the most part. Like most people know that, but obviously they're. There was a fair share of. I don't even want to say kids because like there was like full grown adults doing it. Yeah, that was the thing that pissed me off the most was the, the 30 year old man that was drawing on my. My car. I mean, that's just crazy. You're gonna fight. Kind of. Me too, dude. He like kind of. He kind of. He backed up and then eventually ran. Did you guys see the Tick Tock? No, I haven't. Let me see. I've heard of it. I haven't seen it. Let me see it. What? It's another him freaking out of people. I was trying to find. No, somebody got it. I'm not on like Seaboy's Tik Tok. Like none of that comes up on my for you page, but I really wanted to see it here. Ken, get in here. Yeah, you better be on camera to see it. Look at all these kids drawing on it. So the funny thing is. Oh. Oh, wow. Wait. They were fully getting in there. They're almost like not even drawing. They're just like Having their way with the car no matter what. What's more stressful? Racing mechanic or working here? The timelines here is probably one of the most stressful, stressful things, man. Like and it's not because like you guys put stress on us to get it done but like you want to get it done. Like everybody video's got to happen. Yeah. That is an interesting take. Gavin and I probably us it's. Yeah. It's everybody watching myself. Yeah. Because I want to get it done for you guys to do what you do. And then the fans have something to. Yeah. They were kissing on top of the Zorba kissing the last time I went. No, we were hugging on top of the service sign. It's literally a two by six hug. Are we kissing the last time? This is when I go home after 10. I said I will never do this again because that board is rotten with conduit. You kiss me on the Zorba. Yo. You're the closest thing to him. Oh my God. They wanted the whole Zorbas to see. I get up there and kiss. I can't believe it didn't break. Like this board is bad, dude. Every time you do get up there and I go, I do it like, like five times. I'm like I'm never doing that again. Cuz when that gives up there five times you're going to have to like start putting spikes on that thing so you stop going up. Like the bird grease the bowl. No. It kind of gets everybody going. They finish their jake. They're like heck yeah. And they go spend. Dude. Everybody was stoked. There was like 15 people around filming. It was crazy. Was the owner out there filming too? I think he was pretending he didn't know what was happening. I also told him I wasn't going to do it anymore. And then like a half hour later I think both of you guys up there kissing. There was no kiss. Can we. I'm not even mad. I'm just more. I'm just more confused. Just happy for you. That was a survival tactic. We two people on a rotted out two by six. We're gonna die. We had to kiss we and leave it on the table. It's gonna be our last kid. Dude. I think you get some pole around there Evan just cuz you spend so much money there. They're like, ah, it's Evan. Just let him do what he wants. If he wants to kiss on the side, if he wants to go up on the roof, let him do it. I guess, I don't know, like there's some crazy guy on the sign. Oh, no, that's just Evan. He says he's gonna jump. I said, dude, I was trying to jump. I was so scared. Like, we were hugging, and the board was so small, and, like, Evan was pushing me up, and he was pushing me up, and I was like, dude, I gotta jump. I gotta jump. Like, I have telling you, you can't. We're 15ft. Like, were you liquored up? No, I was sober. One of us drunk tried to kiss you. He was trying to kiss me. I'm more concerned that you were sober doing all this. Well, he just invited me up, and I was like, I didn't think it was gonna be that bad until I got up and there. And then I got up there, and I was like, holy, dude. And the worst part, the light is blinding you, so you can't really see. You can't even see anybody. The bugs are so thick around that spotlight. They're just in your mouth, yo. Yeah, I mean, and they're in your eyes. It's terrible, dude. It's terrible up there. It's so bad. I just love being on both sides of the spectrum because, like, dude, hot dog. I was hoping that, like, I was gonna get, like, a latent life. Life grow spurt one and then a late in life, like, my facial hair was gonna start coming in. Yeah, well. Well, Ben, you did just turn 25 yesterday, so, I mean, I'd imagine puberty should be right around the corner. Yeah, but, like, the point. I feel like the point of having a dog is, like, it kind of acts as, like, a companion, you know? But cats are just like little dicks. They are. Yeah. That's why I love cats. Evan really gets riled up when you. When people can't find the limiter. It's funny and awesome and fun. You're like, let me. Let me find it. Like the rev limiter. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to see what it can do. There's no. What good is short shifting it and doesn't impress nobody. Right. Let's just ring it out, see what it's got. Yeah, you've gotten really good at that, too. And the thing is, there's a lot of vehicles that some people think are underpowered, but you get them in the limiter, you might be surprised at the power they can put down. All the power is right on the chip. I don't know if it's normally how that works. Yeah, most people don't unlock it, but there's a little extra power up there. Mischief As a kid is just extended creativity. Because they're not malicious. They're not being malicious at all. They're just trying to figure out how stuff works. So I want my kids to figure out how stuff works as risky and dangerously as possible, right before they get like, super hurt. So I want to stop it there. It's a fine balance though, man. It's not easy, but you'll. I can't wait for you guys to see your kids and. And see the things in them that you're like, oh, he got that from me. Oh, so we do have live. Why is the Wu Tang symbol up there? No way. Oh, Evan was just about to do that one instead of my phone. Yeah. How can you get his face? Oh, that's pretty dangerous how you do that. That's dangerous code. Oh, fuck. Ev. Let's scroll up a little bit. Hey, keep going. No, it's not your phone, bro. Are you. Did I airdrop you those and then accidentally. That's so fun. Maybe I took. Yeah, maybe you airdropped into me. But anyway. Oh, dream girl, dude, probably that girl on the fight last night. You could only see her from the waist up. Up. That's all you got to see. You're so shallow. What was that chick's name? Sydney. Slide into her DMs. Did I actually, yeah. I mean, I can't imagine. I mean, what, respond? No, not against you, but I. I would imagine a lot of guys are probably sliding into. But be original and say, hey, do you want to ride three wheelers? Do it right now. Cuz that's actually like a legitimate thing. And then right now, if she does follow up, you're like, all right. Right, let's go ride three wheelers. G. What's the worst? You'll win her over from there. You'll win her over from there. What's the worst thing that can happen by you doing that? Probably nothing, right? Could get punch. She could. She could reply, come here, Start dating him, they get married, turns out she's crazy. That'd be the worst thing. That'd be the worst thing. Then he's locked in with her. She ends up divorcing him, taking all of his three wheelers. The only thing he's left with is a 12 valve and a little sorry. Tits like that, it would be worth the run. Beat it up while it lasts, buddy. I do agree. Oh, my gosh. Oh, I don't agree, dude. Losing all your be worth it for the three months of enjoyment. But once you. You lose everything, Ken. Only three months Three months. That's where your bar is, huh? I mean, with those tits. Yeah, yeah. What does the guy even say in a DM like that? Yeah, I just told you what to say. Dude. Tell her you just picked up a couple gallons of cannoli oil and you're not deep frying fish tonight. She's not gonna respond to that, brother. I haven't slept this good in this long in a long time. But I have had the wackiest dreams. I feel like. So merch has kind of been on my mind because we've been, you know, doing a lot more stuff with it, with the truck giveaway, stuff like that. So last night, apparently I had a dream that Shane Gillis, like, the comedian, wore our shirt during this. During a stand up would be great. So, like, you know, whenever we see a shirt and anything like a background or somebody else's video, we're always like, screenshot, like, look, that's cool. So I was stoked to share it with everybody. And then I watched the video and he was on Ken for his bad customer service. And he. He, like, did this whole thing about how Ken personally was doing a bad job with customer service and how bad we all sucked. Oh, my gosh. This is what you're dreaming about. I think you do a great job. But I woke up and I was like. And I was like, oh, thank God. Attacking us. One of a few people you don't want to be roasting you. It's definitely him. Did you wake up in a sweat this morning? Not. Not know why guy. No. It was the weirdest dream. Dude slept in because he's not doing any customer service. Shane Ghost is out there just pissed, dude. Yeah, I accidentally blacked out at family New Year's. I don't know how it happened. A couple vodka Red Bulls, lost my credit card. Woke up in the morning, And Mike was very responsible, I think. I don't know. I don't remember. I was watching this one. The camera shape take, which is unintentional, I think makes the crash look even. Just a slight bit worse. Even though it's already that Dalton, who do you think was holding the camera there? You acts like he did it on purpose or not. No, that was perfect filming, dude. You kidding me? No, but the shake. I'm just saying, I didn't mean to do the shake. I was just trying to. The filming was perfect. Some people Dalton wouldn't have, but that's the difference between a good film and a bad film where they'd miss that, they'd have Half of that I didn't say he wouldn't have got. I said I thought you were getting it. Why do you think he's here? That's why. Why do you think he's here? Oh. What I liked about NASCAR is it. It's this, like, crossover between two cultures. You've got dudes that are sitting there in, like, very expensive RVs. Like a million dollars in. In an RV, they got a trailer. They got their freaking F450 platinums pulling it. Yep. And then right next to them, you have some dudes that bought a Winnebago for $1,000 off of Craigslist. Or maybe just had it in their back 40 and just. Just aired up the tires and put some seafoam in the gas tank and drove it there. And they're right next to each other sharing beers, having fun. Like, it's. It's such a good crossover of culture. Like, everybody's just there to have fun. There really was the extreme of both ends of everything. Like, you had. Yeah, you had, like, you know, a standard redneck and you had, like, a wealthy businessman. So I was living in my truck, and I had, like a truck topper when I made this, like, cedar kind of slide out drawer thing. And I was just like, climbing and surfing and being a bum. So I didn't have any money. So I spent my last money on the go kart and this pink power wheels. Wow. And when I went to the guy's house to buy the little pink Mustang, he was like, hey, I also have this Barbie kitchen set, if you're interested. And I was like, oh, no, this. This is for me. Like, I'm going to make a go kart. And he was like, okay. Like, it was so awkward. Awkward. But I had to. It was full commitment. You're walking out. You're like, well, I guess I'll take exactly. It was full commitment because I had to take the truck topper off my truck to fit the go kart. And I was like, all right, your house. That's my house. I was like, it's full commitment now. Well, then. Then he just moved into my tree house. So it. Yeah, it worked out. There you go. It worked out. How'd you end up getting all piled up two nights ago? Oh, man. The little gremlin. Yeah. Gremlin wasn't even trying to get me to drink it. I think it was Ken. Really? What happened? I had my first day on the job, and he was all fired up, so he took me out and bought me a shot and Packaged some orders and. Yeah, just like, I do this with everyone. I don't know if we've talked about this, but the clip of Evan falling through the ice was on Fox News. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was mainstream. That was mainstream. Fox Business. So random, too. It's maybe it's like a segment that they have, but it was like just straight up a part of the Fox News network of, like, them talking business. And they were like, brief break in the program to just show a random clip of a guy riding a dirt bike on thin ice. They quoted us and stuff, too, which was cool. Excited us. Put the clip in right here. Boom. So these YouTubers decided to do a little dirt biking on a frozen lake. Oh, no. Watch this. Oh, no. Don't you love dramatic injuries? No, just a little groin pole. He's totally fine. Tonight, Jesse Prime Time. Kobe Covington, Carrie Lake, Tommy lan, Charlie Arnold. After that went live, it was. It was weird, like, how many people saw that. And we're like, oh, my gosh, you guys were on Fox News. Like, so many people that, you know, we don't really talk to every day, but are probably like, that's watching Fox News fans over. They were like, oh, my God. Either these guys have made it maybe of, like, some validation now or, like, had to be a crash. God damn. No, it could have been something. All the good things. That too. Couldn't have been, like, the Hummer Punk Pontoon, one of our. Our prouder inventions. Or. Or like the Cummins Swapped Ranger. Yeah, that'd be even better. Oh, Jake blew up his. Jake blew up his Subaru drifted Boom. Yeah, yeah, it's in the title. My car just blew up. We got to get back to the video. What the hell was that, dude? What? That's on the Internet, dude, what made us go, yo, we should write like a. Like a. Yeah, like. Like a little. Like a. What is it called? I. I'm trying to think, like a little riff. Calls it a hit. No, a chorus group. Like a. Like a men's barber shop quartet. Yeah, that's what it was. Ryan, I gotta say, this is. Might be your worst Halloween costume. Oh, God. I don't know if this was even Halloween. Oh, my God. It can't get better. And it wasn't even Halloween. I'm leaving. Great. No, Evan's horny. I walked out to my truck this morning, and there was a bumper sticker or. Or I should say, like a back window sticker on mine, and it said chubby chaser. I don't know who put that on there and. Or how long I've been driving around with it. But I was like, oh. And I tried taking it off, and I couldn't get it off because it was so cold. It was literally right on there. It was one of those stickers that's like, you know, you take it off or you can just get, like, a little, like, string of it. And I was like, well, this sucks. And now it's still on there. Shelby chasing. Hell, yeah. And I remember one time, this guy was getting arrested. They had, like, a bunch of cops. It was me, grandma, and grandpa. And he's like, oh, you want to pull over and watch? So we pulled over into the. Into the convenience store parking lot, watched this guy get, like, taken down by the cops. I was like, watching out the windows. That's Evan's, like, worst nightmare. He'd be afraid that the cops. Six. He's six. Like, get out of here. Get out of your grip. What the are you doing? That's what he'd be saying. Every time he sees a cop, he starts tweaking. Yeah. There was a reason for that, because I thought if C.J. would see that, don't let that happen to you. So, yeah, I mean, it definitely helped. It helped. Yeah. Not much, but yeah. Yeah, I did the right things. It was funny. One time I was hanging out with my other friends, like my college friends, and I was with them for a whole weekend, and nobody said any like. Like, mean things about each other. And I go to each other, I go like, holy. This is a positive environment. Driving nuts. If no one's talking for a whole weekend, I would lose my mind. What do we say? I messed up and no one called me an idiot. Yeah. Yeah, that. That was strange. Self confidence was through the. Yeah. I didn't get completely crucified when I dropped that. That thing. Yeah. They actually told me it was going to be okay. Yeah. I was just so caught off guard. I figured they had have been messing with me and something big was coming. But I don't think you can. Sure. Yeah, I don't really think you can. If it burns down on a track or hits a wall and track, I don't think the insurance is going to step in. It's just a 350Z on a curvy driveway. You of all people will know how this works. There's a video of it. You're aft. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of got a little bit of, like, insurance fraud. Look at his eye. Yeah, he's got that smile back there. Like that pl's getting awfully ready. Remember his Barney shirt? Tax fraud, bro. Who the wears that? Legends, guys. Like, no, we do not. Oh, my gosh. Real wealth and real prosperity happens in your late 40s. So many kids get so caught up on being rich in their 20s and 30s. It's like, slow down. Enjoy these years. Build that momentum. Get that experience. Don't. You don't want to look back, guys, and. And wish that you would have done something differently or wish that you would have been something differently. Do that now. Do that now, because now's the time to. To have those experiences. Later on is when the wealth just comes naturally because you've let yourself live. You met people, you made relationships, you earned, you know, learned skills. All these different things. Now's the time to do that. Don't worry about getting rich. It comes easier with age 1000%. We gotta watch this video that Evan captured of one of our buddies. What is Evan's KTM? A 300. Yeah, 300. Big boy, two stroke. And he. This guy's in shorts, T shirts, and flip flops, but, oh, my gosh, dude, this one was. He was walking funny for a week after this. Oh, that. That guy had. No, no, the wedgie, dude. They had to surgically remember, remove them from his ass. And his face is priceless. We're sponsoring a couple kids to go through college. Mike is wearing the sweatshirt. Oh, yeah, dude, that's so awesome. I saw that when I was gone. That's freaking cool, you guys. Dude, it turned into, like, a kind of. Like a little bit of a riot. Yeah, at one point, we were like. We were like. Like, we were just kind of surrounded, and we're signing stuff and taking pictures. Next thing you know, all these kids are doing burnouts. And, yeah, there. The president's there, and he's, like, looking around. And then they're like, next kid who does a burnout. Not why, whatever. And then our kid starts doing a burnout. And then the freaking cops come. They're sitting there, like, trying to stand. They started out. It started out like, let's go. I'm pretty sure. And then it ended with us being like, man, who the hell are the se. Boys? I told the guy. I was like, I. We didn't tell him do that. And it was funny, though, because I didn't realize the president and, like, all those people were there. And then these kids are doing a burnout. I'm kind of, you know, watching whatever, and then I see the cops come. I go, oh, shit, the cops are here. And they Totally heard me. And. But, yeah, I mean, we didn't tell him to do it, but it was. It was a really good time, honestly. Dude. Okay, Can I open it up? You know, yeah, you can open up yours, but yours comes with a little story. But you can start opening because it's inside of the box. You know, like, you used to be. You used to be a fellow Corvette owner. I know how much you love the Corvette culture. Going to the car meets, wearing the gear and stuff like that. And I feel like ever since you switched, you haven't had the same experience. So, hey, just let everyone know, you dick. Dude. Thank you, Ryan. How much, cj, that you don't ask somebody. I gotta ask somebody. When they bought you a membership to the Lamborghini Club, I wouldn't get too excited. I bought Ben a Lamborghini gift and he never used it. That's right. Sat in his office. What would you think that I do wearing this hat, looking the way I do? Professional nerd. I think you. You honestly look like you're. You're in, like, a buy sell supercar business. Like, I'm just. I'm just. You own it until I own it. No, you own a Lamborghini, too, but you just help people. Do I know a lot about them? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know a lot. But. But you also look like you. You learned everything you know about them in, like, the last two years. No. You read every brochure? Yeah. Yeah. I'm probably gonna just take it off then, if you guys are cool with it. But thank you, Ryan. Yeah, no problem. My parents got me a bike when I was three and they took me to the track in Canada and I was like, begging them to go get a bike, so they got me a quad. Oh, my God. Dude, I was pissed. I woke up on my birthday and there was a quad there. And I was like, this is not a bike. How old were you? Like three. I might be three, but I know this is wrong. That's funny. Dude. Dude, I was so mad. They bought me a quad. And then I started riding the quad, and I rolled it off a bridge and I was stuck. Oh, no, no. By accident, I got stuck under it. So then my grandpa was on a ride on mower and I rolled off the bridge on our little property. So then they realized that the quad was too, too dangerous. And then they bought me a bike. Finally. Send us on out. Somebody take this away. Ken. Yeah, you got it. Again. Close us. Ken. Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken. Gotta say something. Thanks for thanks for listening to Life Wide Open podcast. Don't forget to like like. And subscribe. And there you go. And smash the like button. Like, he's smashing. I knew he would throw it. I knew he'd throw it. Hey, he didn't even break his finger.