Life Wide Open with CboysTV
Episode: "Best Of The Life Wide Open Podcast by CboysTV 2025"
Release Date: December 30, 2025
Host(s): CboysTV (CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah)
Episode Overview
This special episode is a raucous, wide-ranging “Best Of” compilation, celebrating another year of the Life Wide Open podcast. The CboysTV crew—CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Micah—swap stories, revisit their wildest moments, share business lessons, dish out dating and life advice, and deliver unfiltered behind-the-scenes tales from the CboysTV world. Frequent callbacks, inside jokes, fan engagement, and recurring bits underline their buddy dynamic, while unscripted tangents, memorable pranks, and spectacular fails keep the energy high.
Tone: Irreverent, self-deprecating, and off-the-cuff, filled with inside jokes, authentic laughter, and a sense of camaraderie.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Legendary CboysTV Antics & Tales
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Tattoo Bets & Price Points (04:00–08:00): The crew debates how much it'd take to get questionable tattoos (e.g., a "White Monster" logo with an arrow) in awkward places.
- Notable quote:
- “Whatever I say is going to sound ridiculous, but I’d do it for 30k.” — Ryan (06:45)
- “Mike said 100. That’s just within the realm of possibilities.” — CJ (07:10)
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Childhood Mischief & Broken Bones (09:00–12:30): Confessions about sneaking out, faking injuries to parents, and breaking bones while running from the cops.
- “I gotta wait until morning and then maybe made it to like six or six. A believable time, kind of. Clunk, clunk, clunk. Stumble on the stairs.” — Evan (11:10)
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Pranks, Naked Three-Wheelin', and Social Media Thirst Traps (25:00–38:00): Cboys reminisce about Dalton’s status as a prank target, Ken’s sleep-vulnerability, and Dalton’s commitment to content, including spray tans and thirst traps.
2. Life Lessons, Dating, and “Stamina” Advice
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CJ’s Notorious Bedroom Advice (40:15–43:10): CJ delivers (half-joking) life advice about “reducing range of motion” for longevity, to much laughter.
- “Try to disconnect—just less motion, it’s all about the contact.” — CJ (41:50)
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Gavin’s Disastrous Date With Married Woman (2:05:00–2:10:00): The crew discusses Gavin’s unwitting fling with a married woman after social media sleuthing proved she was not single, leaving Gavin “flustered and heartbroken.”
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The “STD Prank Call” on Gavin (2:45:00–2:53:00): A fake phone call from “the Minnesota State Department of Health” leaves Gavin rattled, as he’s asked about recent sexual history.
- Notable quote:
- “No, no, this is not Gavin Gson from Shad80. No, that’s not me. Okay, bye.” — Gavin (2:52:30)
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3. YouTube & Business Real Talk
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Burnout and Realities of YouTube Life (1:24:00–1:30:00): Former crew/guest talks about burning out after years of riding motorcycles for content and the struggle to maintain authenticity and enjoy the spotlight.
- “I didn’t really want to be a YouTuber. I just realized I was like, I can’t do this long term...and I felt way better.” (1:28:15)
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Brand Deals & Production Stories (2:30:00–2:36:00): Ken’s heartfelt and Emmy-worthy BetterHelp ad read is replayed and praised for its sincerity.
- “You wrote it from the heart. That came from the heart. I’m glad.” — CJ (2:33:45)
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Community/Fan Interaction (1:48:00–1:51:30): The team discusses fan culture—running gags like “Cheeto,” TikTok memes, and being roped into strangers’ drama.
4. Wildest Failures & Accidents
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Exploding Lower Units & Burning Trailers (2:12:00–2:22:00): Explosive retellings of mechanical failures: Ben wrecking a buddy’s boat engine, the crew dragging a burning trailer seven miles, and Mike’s penchant for combustibles.
- “Mike’s always starts on fire. Leave it to Mike. That’s why we’re using Mike’s trail.” — Dalton (2:15:30)
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Evan’s Gnarly Injuries & Hospitalization (1:58:00–2:00:00): After a glass cut leads to multiple tendon repairs and temporary loss of sensation, the crew reflects on risky sports, resilience, and the will to get back on bikes.
5. Friendship, Beef & Resolving Conflicts
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Dalton & Evan’s “Beef” (2:37:00–2:42:00): The infamous naked three-wheeler chase leads to a temporary feud, which the group dissects for lessons in boundaries and banter.
- "Normally, we keep our cool, but this was a turning point. I can really keep my cool…But that one was just… a turning point." — Gavin (2:39:40)
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Best Man Announcements & Group Gifts (2:54:00–2:56:30): Mike surprises Ryan as his best man at his wedding, and the group gets custom shoes to commemorate the occasion.
6. Inside Jokes & Recurring Themes
- The "Shoreline Impact Zone" (Ken’s Boathouse): Ken’s tiny dock and pontoon become running jokes about “not flexing” or “compensating," eventually dubbed the “Shoreline Impact Zone.”
- "Cheeto" & TikTok Comment Waves: Evan is meme’d constantly as “Cheeto” in the comments of TikToks (1:52:30).
- CJ’s Banana-Eating Habits: The guys rib CJ for his habit of chewing excessively and eating multiple bananas during a recording (1:18:00).
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)
- On Priorities:
- “Bro took beer over titties.” — Crew, reacting to controversial choices (02:45)
- On Commitment:
- “Being a YouTuber is hard. Every single bone in your body has to want it…” — Guest/former crew (1:26:05)
- On Group Dynamics:
- “There’s two ways of being financially irresponsible…Jake’s in a flamboyant way, Evan moves in the shadows…” — CJ (1:50:20)
- On Social Media Hate:
- “If you don’t got haters, you’re not popping.” — Gavin (2:42:50)
- “I do it on purpose. I piss people off. They comment. It pushes me to new people.” — Dalton (2:43:35)
- On Local Renown & HOA Drama:
- “All my neighbors found out about the podcast because of HOA drama—now I might be getting excluded from emails.” — Mike (1:18:30)
- On Physical Mishaps:
- “My arm is just completely sliced open. I’m like, boys: hospital. Now.” — CJ recalling a gruesome accident (1:59:01)
- On Friendship & Loyalty:
- "Honestly, if I went to jail, I'd call Ken...he'd just show up, pay the bond, and say, let's not tell anyone about this." — Crew (1:54:30)
- On Fan Culture:
- "At this point, kids are just commenting Cheeto just to comment it." — Crew (1:52:45)
Segment/Timestamp Guide
| Segment Theme | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------|-------------| | Opening Banter & Tattoo Bets | 00:00–08:30 | | Childhood Mischief & Broken Bones | 09:00–13:00 | | Social Media Thirst Traps/Pranks | 25:00–39:00 | | Bedroom Advice & “Less Motion” Bit | 40:15–43:10 | | Car/Property Mishaps (Tiny Dock, etc.) | 46:30–54:00 | | Ken’s Kicked TV Story | 54:10–59:40 | | Wedding Advice and Proposal Stories | 1:13:10–1:16:00, 2:56:30–3:00:00 | | Business & YouTube Burnout | 1:24:00–1:30:00 | | Fan Culture/Shoreline Impact Zone | 1:52:00–1:55:30 | | Beef Squashing/Evan & Dalton | 2:37:00–2:42:00 | | Life Insurance/Vaping Admission | 2:48:30–2:51:00 | | STD Prank Call on Gavin | 2:45:00–2:53:00 | | Finale, Shoes/Gift Segment | 2:54:00–2:56:30 | | Group Reflections/Sign-off | 2:56:30–End |
Final Thoughts & Takeaways
- Camaraderie Above All: Amid all the pranks and ribbing, the group’s strong friendships, loyalty, and ability to hash out and move past conflict shine through.
- Authenticity Resonates: The Cboys' willingness to share their failures, insecurities, and real-life mishaps is part of their enduring appeal. Both the highs (wedding proposals, brand deals, wins) and lows (public mistakes, money lost, physical injuries) are fully on display.
- The Value of Community: Both the crew’s internal bond and their dynamic with fans (and trolls) is a recurring touchstone. Their advice to new creators: embrace the memes, ride the waves, and keep grinding.
- Favorite Running Bit: “If you don’t got haters, you’re not popping.” — No lesson rings truer for the Cboys.
“Thank you guys, and thank you for getting us to 5 million subscribers.”
— Crew, Family-Style Sign-off (2:57:30)
For Fans New and Old:
This episode offers the perfect chaotic snapshot of the CboysTV universe—part therapy session, part roast, part business roundtable, all authenticity.
Whether you’re searching for YouTube hustle wisdom, wild behind-the-scenes stories, or just looking to laugh, this “Best Of” delivers.
No bananas, fudge sticks, tiny pontoons, or priceless wedding moments were harmed in the making of this podcast summary.
(Except maybe Ken’s toilet.)
