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Ever done one of these, Dave? No. Closest has probably been a deposition. Ken went to Europe 10 years ago, and he came back and he never caught back up. He's still behind. Ken is still two weeks behind or however long he was in Europe. I'm trying to stay hard for the little banged up. Just like our buddy Gavin. Always trying to stay hard. I'm just trying to stay hard. Bigger. Yeah. There's way too many guys in this coach to be talking like the. Ken's gonna be in a Spider man morph suit, too. I got it. Take one, leave one. Ren, titties or beer? I'm taking beer. I think I spend more time with beer than the other. What's what? Order you. Everyone. Bro took beer over titties. What? You still got butts. What? It's a controversial statement. Yeah. That is how. All right, cj, it's starting to make sense. What would you say? The latter. I dropped beer in a heartbeat. Same. I guess I am over to Katie now. I would take bro. I'm not getting. There's very few things I'm getting rid of before titties. Ryan didn't even have to think about it. Oh, no. Where do you draw the line? My family. I think that's about it. Are you still down to get that tattoo you were talking about? The white tattoo. So hold on. So is this going on my thigh? Well, originally you said tramp stamp, but if you had to negotiate, the Ken said that it was on the thigh and there was an arrow pointing towards my dick. That was his suggestion. White monster. I said, okay, wait, what is. What is this? You agreed to that tattoo? Well, hold on. We were talking how much it would cost. Mike said 100 grand. I said, for a tramp stamp, that is. I'm like, bro, I'd do it for less than 100. What tattoo exactly? The monster logo with an arrow and. No, I think that's the same. It would say white. Would also say white monster. Towards my. Towards my. I'm down for that. I'll do it. That's funny. I'll do it for. Whatever I say is going to sound ridiculous, but I do it for 30k. All right. Mike said 100. Yeah, I said 100. That's just within the realm of possibilities. Now we're talking a budget for a video. We're going to have to really milk this out. And I didn't realize that he would come out like his curfew would say, at 11 o', clock, come home at 11, and then pretend to go to bed. But sneak out the back door and go party and do whatever. Which I didn't learn about that till later. I even got broke my foot one night. Snuck back into the house with a broken foot and then pretend to fall on the stairs. Finding out about this, John's like, what? Maybe I never did tell him. I know. You knew. Evan's dad's just finding this out now. I rolled my ankle running from the cops that I broke my foot. Yeah, they think it's just a fresh injury that happened going downstairs. Oh, it was so brutal. I had to wait for like six, seven hours. And my foot's just swollen, throbbing. I gotta wait until morning and then maybe made it to like six or six. A believable time, kind of. Clunk, clunk, clunk. Stumble on the stairs. That's pretty hard. That's pretty good. I mean. Yeah. Been off the wagon for a little bit, you know, in bed. Yep. I can't go any further. I think I know where you. Exactly what you said. I can't go any further. Let's just stop there. What was Evan's advice to you? He didn't have any. There was nothing to be said. He just. He just kept trying to ease me along, like, oh, yeah, I don't have that problem. I go like, maybe you're just more of like a primal. You know? Cuz, like, if you look at it in terms of before this day and age, like, you would just be able to spread your seed faster and not get eaten by a wall, you know? We're going too far. So through natural selection, your genes are actually more dominant than Evans. Extremely fast. Right? Didn't you say you got like five times in a couple of hours? That's pretty impressive. That is awesome. That's very impressive. That is extremely impressive. Dude. What are. What are you complaining about? What are you complaining about? You're good. Five times. Times in a couple of hours. Back it up. When it's only. I mean, with two seconds at a time, the math only adds up to 10 seconds. Still, bro, still. To be able to reload that quick is very impressive, bro. What are we talking about? Are you using performance enhancing drugs for this? What? Running stock. Fully stock. Fully stock. You drink much pineapple juice? No. That's good for you? No, just some Dr. Pepper. Someone's been posting thirst traps of Ken. Oh, yeah? Who's been taking them? Dalton. I think Ken's actually got access to post our first video. Back in a little. In a minute. And it's that. Dude, people are like, talk getting deleted and coming up for us to start using it. Dude, those. Those vids of Ken are popping though. Do you have that one ready of when he's sleeping? Dalton when he's sleeping? Yeah, that like one minute. One. One raw him just. He kind of moans in between. And then you like, at one point, I think you like, kind of turn the camera and you like, get in. You're like, he's just sleeping like this. All the comments about his wedgie. I just start locking my door at night. Yeah, yeah, I know. Dalton was in there. Which one? No, I have the one in the bedroom door or the back door? All of them. I have the one where I put cheese on his face when he was sleeping. Ken, look of a guy with the back door open from Vegas. That's from Vegas right there. I'm not happy about you getting scammed, but I. I do get a good chuckle. You do? Nothing that makes you happier than your other friends having problems. Oh, 100%. That sounds terrible when you put it that way. Guy on the planet. It's terrible. It's okay. It's cuz. It's kind of funny in the long run, but it sucks for us. You're laughing at me when I'm in a pickle. I'm not enjoying it, but you're getting a hell of a time out of it. Your pickles are always hilarious. That's true. Maybe not the best. Not the best. Also, Gavin's never really been in a real pickle, though. CJ got scammed on 1500 news. Evan's just like, how am I going to spend the rest of my day being this happy? We got to talk about that thing right there. You guys getting into Fortnite? You guys are like 10 years late. Jacob Ryan, you're almost 30 years old, playing Fortnite at your house. Stop this. Stop this. My girlfriend's Fortnite at your dad's house. Ed is a tough. Look at your age. Yeah, Jake's a man. He plays Tarov. Yeah. Yeah, I do go to bed late or too late sometimes. Yeah. But even when I do go to bed early and I'm all caught up on my sleep, let's say I go to bed or nine. I could sleep till 4 o' clock in the afternoon the next day, no problem. I also have this alarm clock. It like vibrates your bed. It's called the sonic boom. It flashes LEDs at you. It's like the loudest alarm clock in the world. And that still doesn't wake me up. What are you thinking about? Right now, Ev got a vibrating alarm clock in his bed. Can't wait till morning. He's not getting up on purpose. It's got to just like, for your dad feel, even after you get that thing back to pristine condition, it'd be like if your girl cheated on you or something. And you guys get over it. But then in the back of your mind, you're just like, it's just not the same. It's been ran through a little bit here. Yeah. That is how I think about their cars. It's been beat up. And don't get me. It's okay if he beats it up. Yeah. Someone else's. Yeah, but corporate guys ain't beating their cars up, right? Beating it up. You ain't beating it sometimes. Not every week. Saturday nights. Beating it up. Gosh, that's funny. It is funny. There's, like, hard. I'll. I'll run it hard. Every so often. There's like, Corvette. Ryan beats the. Out of his. But any other Corvette owner, there's very few and far. Ryan's few and far between. I think the first time I ever rode in Ryan's Corvette, just not in the room. What? What? You guys are gonna believe this. Dalton is actually AI Generated. He's not actually even been here. Imagine Dalton just goes. It just pixelates right here. We're like, it was all a prank on you. Wait, wait. Stand up and move so we can do that shot. Just get out of the shot for one second. Here you go, Ryan. Just cgi. I'm a podcast editor, bro. I. I take audio and picture and splice. You guys. You three. I'm not Steven Spielberg. Seriously, you guys are. Seriously. You guys don't know how to do this. You are the three editors in the room. That camera's on a tripod. All you have to do is transition to a clip where he's not in it. It's the easiest thing ever. You just put a little avatar. Mike, we don't have that type of budget. Are you being serious? You drive past your house, and you got the tiniest dock, and then also the tiniest little boat. Like, it looks pretty good. And then it. I feel like you need that out front because it lets the women know that's the Shoreline Impact Zone. I was cracking up because C.J. kept going, oh, look at this. The tiniest dock I've ever seen. And I was like, dude, I don't know what you're talking about. I can't even see a dock. I see the lift. I see the boat and the Tiny little boat was covering the dock. The dock. It was less. I think it was five. Yeah. A lot of guys feel like they need to compensate. On the lake, Ken feels so secure in himself. He goes the opposite direction. Smallest boathouse, smallest dock. A little lift with a tiny punch. Shoreline impact zone. You were just worried about your neighbors, thinking maybe you were too rich. Yeah, I know. I don't want a bad impression for the new neighbors. Don't want to flex on them that hard. The upside down pineapple flag or you driving that. Driving that Chevy through your house a week after you bought it. That was not a. That was. I think they already have their ideas on you. The neighbors actually loved that. Cuz every single one of them hated that house. They were. They were happy to see that. But then they see your pontoon. What the is that? They're all coming home and be like, I. I'm so happy that we're, you know, finally back at our lake house. And then your wife walks in before you. Oh, my God, honey. What? Oh, my God. I think the neighbor's gonna put next door. I think the neighbor's gonna try to chase me. The neighborhood's gone to shit. It's not even a 27 footer. I thought the pores weren't allowed to live on this beach. And then they see Ken walking down, hopping it and putting it to. Yeah, that thing's not seen in front of my house. Ken, I heard you kicked a TV the other day. God damn it. I was hoping that wasn't gonna come out. In my defense, that is too good of a story not to tell. Yeah, I may have blacked out and broken a tv. Why? Take us through full story. Okay, so starting with what you were doing. We were at it. We were at a. We had a. The chili cook off the person whose house it was at. She was like, yeah, I need a new tv. And it was like, it. I'll just buy her a new TV. Because it was Black Friday that weekend and TVs were on sale. This is before kicking the TV. You were already. No, this was after the next day. Okay, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta go through the whole thing. So I actually don't remember because I blacked out. And you always say that when you do something. I actually don't remember. I don't even remember remember doing it. This is like me after being told after the fact the next day. I love. We're just sitting at the bar. Someone goes, yo, careful, Watch out that tv. Ken's here. We all look each Other go, huh? What? Wait, what? He goes, yeah, you kicked a tv. And we're like, ooh, tell us more. Oh, hey, Cody. Updates. We were just chatting on the podcast today, and we were. We were wondering about a little more information on the whole Ken kicking in TV incident. Sure. I don't know why he had it in his brain that he needed to destroy the tv. I think maybe because she needed a bigger one or something. And so he just, he was like, oh, we should just destroy it. And we're like, no, no, no. Like, let's just leave it. And I. I thought we had him talked off the ledge, you know? Yeah. All of a sudden he's like kicking the TV off the nightstand and, like, stomping on it and all this stuff. Holy smokes. Originally gone in back to her apartment because we're gonna kind of clean up after the chili party, because. So this wasn't at the chili party last year. We flipped everything in her house upside down. What? Wasn't Ken a leader of that too? Ken was a leader of this. Yes. He shut her water off. He was taking light bulbs. This is how Ken flirts. Ken's version of flirting is just going into a chick's house and just destroying. Okay. Last year, Last year, a gift. But you felt embarrassed about it, so you had to ruin it to justify the gift. And you should slash your tires next time. No, I'll come with you. We should do it. As long as you buy your new ones after. I think we should. That'd be great prank. Trust me, she'll love it. It's one of those things where you wake up the next morning, you're like, what the fuck did I do? I wish. You wish? That's all you had to regret. Wouldn't that be nice? Oh, it was just a shitty TV Samsung and we're good to go. And I already ordered it last night. You could plug your Tesla in at her house and then run up her power bill and then pay it. Got him. You could drive your Bronco right through the garage door and then get him a new garage door. And if her car's in there, you can buy the car too. You could clog her toilet and then do her plumbing for her. It's like fucking. He puts in hotel plumbing. Like hundreds of people. Industrial six inch pipes. Oh, my God. I finally got my voicemails back from the wedding. Like, so we had like a phone. It was like the guest book. Oh, dang it. I forgot to do that. Or did I? I don't know. I haven't listened. There's. There's a bunch. So it's just like a little old school phone. You pick it up, you leave a message. And I got the messages back and I got to play the one that Evan left. Don't worry. It's like, it's pretty standard. It's. It's funny. None of it makes any sense at all. Yeah, we only had one towel and like, he wasn't staying. There were pubes in my bed sheets. He wasn't staying anywhere. It's probably fine. I get it. But yeah, I. I honestly, I just want my money back. Evan thought he was on the phone with. With like, customer service at the Best Western. What are you doing? That's hilarious. I think I just thought it would be funny when you listen to the back. Yeah. So I figured that. I mean, as random as it gets. And then he leaves another one and it gets a little sad again. And I'm pretty horny right now. I just. I just want someone to talk to. I'm not in a good place. This song is. Call me back. That'd be great. Ken just doesn't want these storage units put up because it's right across from his bar. And then he has to like, get drunk and look at storage units. Yeah, that'd be a shame. That's where they draw the line. Like, even if it was another block away from the lake, once it's out of the Shoreline Impact zone, there would be zero fuss because he wouldn't have to do any of this, like, go to the county stuff. Man, we are turning into locals, aren't we? Yeah. There you go. Ken just said Shoreline Impact Zone. Yeah, but watch out. It's coming for the Shoreline Impact zone. Is that what you call your boathouse? No, that's how. What I had to deal with. That's what I do to get my photos in there. But there's no bed, so how can it be in it? That doesn't matter. He's got a coach. Yeah. Gosh. That is the Shoreline Impact Zone. Holy. That's pretty good. That's the new name. We're lost. Ken's boathouse is now the Shoreline Impact Zone. Let's get him a sign. I think you gotta buy it. Like, buy it right on it Right. Right now. Oh, it's on ebay. Dude. Just add to cart. Deposit of $1,000 is required. Done. You need to take a loan with my credit card or deposits are non refundable. The podcast could put up a thousand dollars. Yeah, luckily your deposit. This isn't that you have to pay back. Does the podcast have $1,000 to put up? Yeah, just. It's all tied up. Yeah, well, assets and investments right now. Yeah. It's ironic that I've literally thought that. I've looked at every Gen 5 Viper for sale right now, but he finds, dude, send me one that I haven't seen. It's insane. I swear. Ken has some, like, back alley entrance to these apps. Just got Cargurus and Auto Tempest. That's like the two to look at because they have everything. Mike, I think you should buy positive. $1,000 is required. Is non refundable. That's not the end of the world. Chump change for money. Damn. Not a worse. No, I press buy it now. Just press buy it now. I do that at 125. Yeah, at least. Click. That'd be a good video. And then we can go and get it. Pick it up. There's a make an offer option on there. Not on this one. I was hoping for that. Come on, Mike. The podcast needs a thumbnail. For real. Mike buys a Viper live on the podcast account. It's been highly anticipated. And buying. You ever use the Chat GPT where you're, like, literally talking to them? Yeah. Here, like, if you go, what are the benefits of knickknack? And why are people raving about them? Hey, it sounds like you guys are no worries at all. If you have any other questions. Dang, she sounds kind of hot. Can you. Yeah. You change the voice of your dude. Yeah. You know, it's funny that you say, damn, she's kind of hot. Her voice. I got a little jammed up last night because I use ChatGPT all day long and I'm at home and I'm talking to this thing. Alexa, who is that? Is that. It's Chat GPT. Why does she sound like that? And like, she started getting jealous. Alex jealous of chat. And then she's like, sends this to her friends. Like, he can change the voice. Then she's all like, you need to change the voice. I'm like, I'm not changing the voice. I like it. And yeah, so, dude, like, I got a little bit of an issue with that. She's, like, laying in bed. I'm just talking. She just hears C.J. go tell me something sweet. It was kind of getting smoky. So I was like, all right. Like, this is just like, we got to shut it down. So I shut it down. And so what I think happened is because I. I didn't feel the cut and I didn't crash. So I don't really know when it happened. Like, Gavin could have flung a piece of glass off on his wheel, and it could have hit my arm and cut it. I could have. That's literally happened. Yeah. There's no way. Yeah. So what I think has happened, I stepped off the bike, and my bike stayed standing up, and the window sill was to my left, and I. I was walking, and I slipped and put my arm out to catch myself, but it went out the window and then went. And then I fell down and touched the windowsill. But then I was chill. I was chilling. Totally chilling. I don't know if you were chilling. I was like, I gotta get out of the house. It's too smoky. So I start walking to the front door, and I look down, and my arm is just completely sliced open. So. And I'm like, boys, hospital now. And I walk straight over Dalton. I'm like, dude, you got to take your belt off and wrap it around this as tight as you can. And he's like, I'm like, dude, no. Like, you need to take your belt off right now. Like, we don't have any time to spare. Normally, he doesn't hesitate when you tell him to do that. These are, like, 19, I'd say probably 80s. Dual pane windows, like, two separate frames that are apart with just a space in between. Like, old style windows. No glass protection, you know, no tempering where they shatter into little things that don't hurt. Like, this is classic. Like, saw. Saw movie grade glass. That's thick, big, like, jagged pieces. Just ready to cut. Just ready to cut. Sliced you. And so I don't know, we just took it too far and. But I think it was the high heels that really did. Yeah. Well, so the situation, the wine and the high heat and the spaghetti sauce on the floor, like, I was slight. I mean, who would have thought that those high heels would be. Evan, you gotta look at this one. You gotta take a look at this one. You know, when you look back at it, you really wonder what the. Were we doing. Oh, God. My leg has been pretty gnarly, actually. I think it's. Can you. Can you show it without, like. Yeah, it's not. Yeah. I'll take my pants. Getting inappropriate. Camera for sure. I don't know if you can. I mean, it's not bad. Look how long his underwear are. He's fine, doesn't he? Yeah, that's it. That's bad. Oh, no. Turn around, turn around, turn around. Right? You're gonna have to sense it. We have to blur that. Being a YouTuber is hard. And in order to do it, you have to want it. Every single bone in your body has to want it. And I'd been doing it for over five, six, whatever, seven years riding motorcycles around the country, you know, risking my life, possibly freedom. Yep. And I've been on rides where, like, people are getting seriously hurt, you know, where people had passed away. And at the bottom of it, too, I also didn't really want to be a YouTuber. Like, I didn't like all the attention, like, when I was on these rides and, like, you know, we'd go out to bars, whatever, and, like, I remember being younger and, like, guys were buying me beers, and I'm like, oh, God buys me a beer. I gotta talk to him now. You know, this, this. And I was like, God, like, I just didn't like that energy of, like, I don't know if you like me or you just want, like, to be close to me because I have, like, these, like, I couldn't tell, and I didn't like that energy. And it was kind of like, I can't ride like this forever. I don't really like the attention. I'm getting burned out on editing, and I just realized I didn't want to do it. Yeah. And it, you know, being YouTuber, it's hard, and you guys have a great team. You kill it, and it's awesome to watch. I just realized I was like, it's just not for me. I did it to the best that I could. I got to a level where I got a taste of kind of a lot of the things that come with it, you know, yet the. You can make good money. The fame, the attention, the connections, like, I got it all. And I was like, I just. Just doesn't seem like something I want to do long term. And maybe I'll. In five years from now, I'll be back at it full, but I don't. I don't think so. I think I just. I. I stopped it and I accepted. I'm like, I'm not doing this. And I felt way better. We were on the sidewalk watching this street performer. He was a rapper, and he was actually doing really good. Like, I actually gave him like a $20 tip because he was actually spitting bars. Yeah, yeah. Like, it was good. Give him some money. We're having a beer, watching him, and I'm like, man, this just seems like the appropriate time to, like, light a joint, get surrounded. Like, how fast, officers? Well, we were halfway through the joint, so you had a couple minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least. I got stoned before the experience. That probably ease your nerves. We were kind of more out in the open, so they. They took us to get over here, got us, like, backed up against the wall. They got us surrounded. And this whole time I'm just, like, holding it and it's smoldering and I'm, like, focusing on this officer and I just feel a rubber glove grabs my wrist with one hand. With the other hand, the lady just grabs it. And it's just, like, looking at it. I don't know why, but it was just so funny to me. I mean, it's a frigging joint. It's legal, I'm pretty sure in half the country. And then meanwhile, your cousin and Will were in the bathroom, weren't they? Like, they. Oh, yeah. They watch like, holy shit. Cousin Joe never recovered from mimosa morning. He just stayed in bed. Will had just walked into the Walgreens to buy us a round of cocktailians. So. So when he walks in, we're watching this street performer. He comes out. Two minutes later, we're just swarmed by federalis. And his face was just truly, like. Just like the double take, you know, Just me and Nikki backed up against the wall. It's around, like, cuffs. No, no, no. And then you surrounded. They surrounded. And honestly, they were very nice. They. They didn't overly hassle us. They were just very firm. Either way, we're fired up. We got the best fans in the world. Dude, it's crazy. So respectful. Yeah, they are just. They're just good, good people, good kids. We've definitely curated an insane community. Yeah. Honestly, no lows. There's all highs. But there was a really high high. Someone proposed in the booth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to those guys. Congratulations, happy couple. We might be invited to the wedding. Ken might be the ordained. I might have to get my license. Yeah. The officiant. Yeah. I don't know. I'll figure it out. You guys got any advice? I mean, I asked Evan. He didn't have anything. You could, like, think about other things. Don't think about three wheelers. Yeah, just think about other things. Think about four wheelers. Turns you off. You could do less motion too. Yeah, I feel like if you're. You're. You're doing like, a lot of, like this, if you know what I mean. But you did less range of motion, but just kept it close because, like, it's not really about the range of motion. Really? Yeah. Okay. I like. I mean, if you're trying to really get it done, like, get them going. Yeah. Like, it's not really about your range. I don't think it's more so about the contact like this, if you know what I'm saying? Really actually making it happen. Is this. Is this too much? I mean, I'm just. That's my advice to you. So, like, that. That. That could help with prolonging it. And then also, like, if you're, like, just about to. To release, what you can do is switch positions, but take a little long getting into this new position. Like, that way you have fucking long. Does it take me to roll over? Yeah, you know, like. Like, take your time. Take your time, Take your time. And then, like, you know, you. You can maybe gain some more time there. That would be my two things. But, yeah, you maybe gotta just try and disconnect. I can't disconnect. I mean, it's like anything else where I get too flustered, then I just keep getting more flustered and it ends bad. Are you. Well, yeah, if you're thinking. Yeah. Are you getting pretty, like, active? Such as. Are you sweating a lot? Yeah. Are you, like, sweating like, I feel sweating right now? Sweating right now? We might have even talked about this in the last podcast we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When Jake, like, rides a snowmobile, like, he's just doing all these unnecessary, exaggerated. Exaggerated motion. Right. And I feel like you're maybe doing the same, just way too much in bed, probably. You're probably right, too. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what it is either. I gotta figure it out, though. I mean, there's something wrong with me right now. Dalton can't even do a burnout with his tires. He did it last night, actually. Yeah, it was raining. No, you didn't do it last night. You almost fucked me. Oh, funniest thing. What happened? What happened last night? The Cummins is idling in the parking lot while Dalton's inside singing songs we didn't know he was singing. He's got the camera propped up, he's singing to it next to a dirt bike, and then you just see him look because he hears his truck start spooling up in the driveway. So you hopped in at that? Yep, hopped in it. Gav said, you know, does this thing do a burnout? So I was attempting to spool it up and spin the tires a little, and by that time, Dalton came running out, drug me out of the truck so it could do a burnout. He ended up getting in it. And I think he was angry with me, so he took it out on his truck. You ripped a burnout at 11pm at night? Yeah. So who did the burnout? Dalton. He did it. Dalton, no burnouts at 10:30 at night. We have neighbors and your truck is loud. Good job not doing a burnout. Evan, so much restraint out of you. What do you mean not doing a burnout? You did a burnout. Well, I don't. Did I? Well, I did. I definitely did not do it. Dalton did. I saw the snap of it or whatever and I was like, oh, yeah, that one. That was loud, dude. I mean, are we going to get the clip? I'll show you in a second. But what you did, you didn't have lock up on. And basically that locks up the converter to spin the tires. If you don't have that on, you can toast the trans in like 45 seconds. But I didn't. But you. You said 45 seconds. I was in it for five. You would have stayed in if I don't. Didn't come running out. Sound like Gavin. I knew that was coming. He sounds like he looked right at me. Holy. Staying it for five. Damn it. Dude, we've been doing better. We're back on the rocker. What do you have at 10 now? Oh, we're back to 15. Dude, 15 seconds. Minutes. I mean, I'm not you. FJ. Louise, tell him what you told me this morning. We are stopping. There's no. Tell me, tell me, tell me. None of that, bro. If he would have with that lady, it would have even. It wouldn't even have been really worth it because it would have been so quick. That's honestly in my head half the time, too. I mean, yeah, it saved me there just because looking back now, I'm glad I didn't. But yeah, in the head, you're like, it's not even worth it. Five seconds. Yeah. Why am I gonna disappoint her? Out. So you did a burnout in his truck when it was raining? Well, I tried to, and it didn't really burn out. And then he came out and then he did an actual burnout. And then we parked the chuck and then we came inside and did some wheelies on the Starks. This is the funniest. I don't think there's anything wrong with me just wanting to privately sing a little bit and record it. There's nothing wrong making thirst traps. It's kind of cool. I don't post singing content. I just like to sing sometimes. Well, not everyone's going to see it, so let's run it. Why'd you film it? Oh, I know why, but I won't say. That's up to him. You're the best. You're the best. No way. That's funny. Oh, my gosh. That is funny. That is so funny. It almost sounds like your truck's getting stolen. And then did you think it was getting stolen or what? You think? Well, I mean, at that point, he had no idea where we were. Like, he didn't know we had just pulled up. No, I knew. I knew you guys were at Zorbas, so I left. Left my truck running and I was gonna come meet you guys and hang out. And I was just about to leave, like, literally one big song right after that and, well, I'm a cornball and. Can I see it? Can I? Truck almost got ruined. I don't blame you for singing and doing what you want. It looks like a little kid that stole his dad's work truck. All right, here we go. Oh, he's outside. Not okay. Huh? What are you doing? Get the out. I can't, cuz I can't put it in neutral. If I get out, it'll dry. Benny had an idea that he pitched me and that was he would get fake tits for $50,000. No, I never proposed. You guys talked about. I never proposed. You did. All right, all right, all right, all right. Cody Sherbrooke proposed it to me. Asked if we would fund it and if we would fund it. Spenny would do it. Steve O. Was talking about doing this. Yep. And so I went to spending. I said, is this true? And he said, I wouldn't do it for 50. I said, well, what's the price? We landed on 75. We landed on 75. We're going to have a contract for deed where it's going to own them for the first year. It's $50,000 up front. He gets that, and then if he keeps them for the year, he gets $5,000 every two months. Holy dude. To get. Just be coasting to get to this deal. And he's. Let's just say this, cj, he's already finding what he's going to buy with that $50,000. I was. I actually was mapping him out. What I was going to buy is gonna go for a down payment on a house and a nice iced out chain. What's the chain say? Nice tits. Yeah. Ryan almost tackled you off the bike. We were gonna get canceled for that dude that. I was like, we are going cj did a burnout on a rainbow crosswalk on Pride Corner. I'd have done it on a normal crosswalk, too. I don't discriminate. Probably the worst part about being friends with you guys is I have to be on edge 24 7. I'll be in Puerto Rico and think something's going to go on. Your life on edge? Yeah, he. He really never knows. Like, are they pulling a prank on me? I know I'm in a whole nother country, but you never know. No freaking clue. Wait, what happened in Puerto Rico that you thought could have been us? That was just an example. But, dude, I was in the sauna the other day, and some guy starts talking to me all weird, like. Just starts talking to me, like, give me some stats. I go, talk to me about the watch. He goes, I'm not talking about my watch. And I go, like, really? Yeah. Just started being, like, a total weirdo. Why was he wearing. Because he was a weird dude. He was on something, bro. I have no clue what the guy was on, but I was like, all right, the boys are probably trolling me. Or like, the boys are telling this guy, in 30 years from now, you'll still be like, are the boys pulling something on me? Oh, seriously, Rolly boy. Here we go. Oh, look at him throwing it up. Look at him throwing it up. Oh, my gosh. All right. Keep that tongue in your mouth. Was it a long time coming? You're 19. Yeah, 19 with a rock. Yeah, man. I've waited my whole life for this. Aren't you. Aren't you heading out to a little wine night right now? It is actually that I was on my way. What goes down on wine night? You just drink as much wine and fall asleep. Yeah, sleep. Some people call it passing out. It is so interesting because everyone's got their character in this world, and there's some pretty promiscuous looking women on there. So I get the base character. Sometimes I'm a man, sometimes I'm a girl. Like, I don't have anything special going on here, but when I got the girl, I'm sitting there in third person running behind it. I'm like, this girl, she's kind of got a dump on her. She's kind of got a dump on it. No, no, that's you. It's interesting, Mike. There's Family Guy characters, Bob's Burgers, Simpsons. You can have so many different characters, but there's some, like. I mean, there's characters that are basically like an anime hot chick, premium skin, and I'M I'm sitting there, I'm like, dude, these little boys are probably like, fired up. Fired up, over fired up, animated. I mean, I by no means was fired up, but I thought to myself, I thought to myself, they knew what they were doing when they shaped this girl's behind her Boston. Whatever else. I love when he's possible. Yeah. And for 4.99, that's the thing. Y. You can upgrade to BBL. You can give the. You can give. I don't know. I don't. I. Well, they sell, like, different characters. Well, there's different characters. Like, yeah, you can get. It's insane. So anyways, it's. It's a whole new thing where we could be cooked as a society. Like, they talk about watching the P word online and how less and less guys are having actual sex now because it's just way easier to just go jerk one out to that. Nothing wrong with hooking up with the torta. Every now and then. You got to a what? A torta. What's that? Just a bigger woman. A bigger woman. I had. I was not talking about weight here, Gav. But you always. How do you spell that? I want to Google it. T O, R, T A look at these. So interactive back. Great job. He wants to double check. He wants to double check the word. In Mexico, a torta is a type of sandwich filled with a variety of meats, cheeses, vegetables, and sauces. So what was the term? Can also refer to a cake or a flatbread in other Spanish speaking regions. What? What? So are you eating a lot of these sandwiches or what, bro? Where'd you learn that? See, here's the thing is we say so much dumb on this podcast and nobody ever questions us. We're just saying we're spreading misinformation for the words that we're saying right here. And Evan's keeping us honest. I got one more, though. According to Urban Dictionary, torta is also slang for an overweight Mexican woman. Oh, there we go. All right. Yeah. Really. I just did what I could to make this place a home. And that's what you do. You throw garbage on the floor. Yeah. As you know, I've been kind of thinking about getting a tattoo lately and did a little something in Sturgis. Got a little tattoo. Should we give him the reveal? Yes, we should. Where is it? What do we think of that? That's not too bad. Oh, really? Oh, that's good. You like it? Yeah. There we go. Okay. That's good. I thought I was gonna take some heat. Yeah. Spenny thought that he was gonna have to get it laser removed. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Spenny was like, my mom's gonna whoop me. I thought. You guys mad about it? Ev, can you tell the story about when you woke up and the neighbor's dog was in your bed? Wait, what? I got home from the bar at, like, 1:30 in the morning, and standing right by the front door of the shop was waffles. So I was pumped. I was like, heck, yeah, waffles. Like, let's go hang out, watch TV for a little bit. Go in the shop, and we're watching tv, and I fell asleep. And so I wake up at, like, 7 in the morning, have to go take a leak. So I walk to the bathroom, basically with my eyes closed, take a leak, walk back into my room, and just, like, get the living scared out of me. There's waffles is just, like, standing there, tongue out, just happier in hell. I'm like, oh, my God. Like, what are you doing here? You got to get out. You got to go home. Cj, Is that your second banana you were eating, or is that the original one you're eating when you were sitting here? It doesn't look like it's gotten any shorter, but you've been eating a banana for five minutes. You had a appeal in your hand. You've eaten two bananas. Unless you Than six minutes. I've not one, dude. I have not seen somebody eat as much as I've seen CJ eat, dude. Well, when you work out, you're on the go. You need to stay, you know, punished, you know? I guess. Yeah, you do. You do need to nourish, but it's like you chew longer. I do, yeah. You. I think that's why, like, usually you just see someone. Yeah, yeah. And then back to it, but it's like you're constantly chewing. I'm like, I chew it and then I swallow it. But, Ben, it's like a malnourished child. You have, like, PTSD from your kids or from your kid. Try your childhood. Like, he's a IO that just had, like. It's fighting. There's six things, and it's eating, like, a little bit of scraps off the road. Like. Like, he's got his arms. He has food in his mouth right now. He couldn't be on. He couldn't swallow his food and then say what he wanted to say. Where are you guys going? We're gonna miss our flight. Tv. Let's go. All right, see ya. Did you remember did you remember to turn the. The audio on? Should the record be green or red? What color is it right now? Because it's supposed to be green. Green. Okay, good. Shut the up, dude. It wasn't like the first podcast we ever filmed. Not recorded. No, it was like a different time, but earlier. Like three fours through and Keno's. Oh, Ev's dad is the best golfer I've ever played. Really? Dead ass. He's so good. He's the complete polar opposite of Evan. Say, what do you think happened? Yeah, he doesn't hit the ball very far, but he's just a sniper and his short game is lethal. Wow. I'll tell you this story. We played in a scramble last year. It was like a charity event. Ev was like, yo, my dad will play with us. And I was like, okay, that sounds good. He shows up. We get on the first hole. It's par three. All of us shank our balls all over the place. It was me, Evan, Tommy, my brother in law and grandparon. So imagine that crew, okay? And then Ev's dad, right? So we're all over the place. Ev's dad gets up, sticks it to like, I don't know, six feet. I'm like, clapping. I'm like, john, what a shot. He's got a stogie in his mouth, right? And he goes, relax, we'll be doing that all day, dude. It was the most savage. It was the most savage comment after a golf shot ever. It was so cocky. And I was like, all right, all right. Sure enough, did it. Every shot. It was John Daley do. Maybe you should stop being so cheap. There's a rumor floating around. Yeah. You're spending all your money and now you're going cheap on us. It's not right, Mike. Rumor has it that you're not having an open bar at your wedding. For me to do an open bar. Like, full open bar through spankies. Like, I saw their prices. Like, why are we doing like eight bucks for a vodka drink? You know? Like, so they charge you full retail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, what's. Where's the happy medium? Like, yeah. How much was that going to cost? Thousands. And obviously thousands, but, like, more than 5,000. I don't know. I hit up 2 turn Tony, so they'll be like, unlimited 2 turn Tony. Oh, let's go. We're good then. To me, that. How do they feel about that? How to who? The people catering. I thought was funny. So I was like, how does that work? And then they're Just like, oh, yeah, whatever you bring is free game. I'm like, sick. So I could just show up with a bunch of crown bottles and Grey Goose bottle, you know, like, yeah, you just need some bartenders. I would just do that then. Yeah, you could literally go to the liquor store and just buy a couple cases. That's actually the case. I can help you boo shop if you'd like. The weddings that I've been to, where there's just a counter full of like ice and booze, that's my preferred. Like, if you can make your own drink as stiff or is not as stiff and you're never like, who. Who do I tip here? Or how much do I tip since the drinks are free? Or whatever. Whatever. But yeah, I got like unlimited Tonys. That's actually lit and I'm. I might have a lead on. I'm gonna throw back and bring some DOC X. That would be pretty legendary. It's gotta be. They quit making it five years ago. Are you sure that's not a true. Pretty sure. They still sell it. They still sell it. Wisconsin drink, like it always has been. Really? Yeah. Oh. So Mike's wedding is sponsored by DocX. Sydney's walking down with a big X on her dress. At what point does rock crawling become cool? 27 beers. I ran a hundred dollars up to 7,000. $6,900 profit. And then. And then. I'm such a sicko. I lost all 7,000. Yes. And. And. And I put $1,000 back in and lost two. That's exactly what I would do. Yeah. No, it was so bad. It was so bad. How bad of a losing heater? Well, I started putting a lot of money. I. So like, you know, progressive. I was very slowly working my way up and down. And I would. Throughout the day of travel, I was up and I was. I would be at like 6,000. I'd maybe go to 4, and then I'd get back at 6. Well, I was, you know, pretty big hands. But yeah, it's so easy when it's a fake number. My stomach and disgusted with myself to do that. And that's when I realized I'm like, I can't have this. And of course, my immediate thought is, why don't I just put two grand in and throw it in on one hand and I could get back up. Mac is a blind graphic designer. He was in the trenches this weekend. Like, he was driving the bus around. If you guys saw that, did a great job. He had everything in sight, I guess. Well. Or out of sight. For him. And, well, he crashed the three wheeler. He didn't hop back on that after that. Our weekend was kind of giving, like, bachelor party vibes. It was our version of a corporate outing. Collectively, let's say everybody had five, six drinks on the course, not counting the four shotguns that were had and the. The shot. You know, it's like he doesn't drink at all. And then he comes around us, and then, dude, he was. No, no, they do. They do drink. And that's why we were on our worst behaviors, because they were just. Yeah, they do. But, like, Mac doesn't drink like that. Dude, he was. No one should. I'll tell you that much. No one should drink. Like, the way that we were behaving this weekend, it was not good. Our editor was here, too, Pat. I talked to him this afternoon. It's Tuesday. And he goes, how you feeling? I was like, good. I didn't. I didn't drink after Friday. How you feeling? He was like, I'm just feeling okay now. He was like, I woke up still hungover this morning. Dude, on those big weekends, that's how it goes. You need, like, two or three days till you're actually back feeling good. Yeah, it was. Or just don't stop. That is true. I need to do it. And also doesn't clean up after himself, so. Oh, what? I mean, I'm not. It's whatever gathered up. What do you mean? I, I. I'm pretty well about it. Did you. Did you clean up the fudge bar at Ben's 100? I did. That's because that was so bad. And you got called out in the moment. You probably fell asleep with a fudge bar. If someone else. If someone wouldn't have caught that. You fell asleep with a fudge bar and then got over the couch, you would have just woke up and like, all right, what are we doing today? And you would have left, and then Ben would have came, like, an hour. Why is there fudge over my couch? And then Ben would be cleaning it up, and you'd be out riding your three, piling it up somewhere. Definitely doing that. Gab did know that he spilled that little fudge bar on the couch, though. Because when he woke up the next morning, he came, and I was sitting on the couch, and I knew he was sitting there, and he comes up, he walked by, and just n. Pulls it over the face. So you weren't gonna clean it up? He wasn't. He was just gonna try to move on. Wasn't him. Could have been anyone. You've been outed. Who's fudge stain is? He still got fudge on his. He still got. I don't even eat fudge. Fudge on the couch. The blanket over and then just walks into the kitchen. And I was like already crying, laughing. I was like, bro, this is way too funny. So I uncovered it, cuz I knew it was gonna be. I was just trying to hide it from Ben. I was gonna clean it no matter what, but I was just trying to hide it before he saw it. And then he saw it. It was partially his fault. Dude, it's three in the morning. He offers me a fudge stick. No, I take it. Gavin's like the kid on a trip trike eating a fudge stick. Yeah, dude, I'm getting really close to the end of finishing. I have probably a quarter of the left and I knew I was falling asleep. And that's why I should have stood up and put. I'm always passing the blame to somebody else. But you just blame Ben for giving you a treat that you made a mess he shouldn't have gave me. Literally Gavin. Yeah, that's Gavin. Literally Gavin. Well, this place is starting to smell like CJ's nuts again. Oh, no, look. He's even got him in his hand right now. Speaking of your hometown, Mike, did you see who. Who's running for your new mayor? What? The Fargo's mayor race heating up next year? We're here with Jake Coulter. Jake, obviously you are one of the candidates for Fargo's mayor. I know you're a National Guardsman, but tell us a little bit more about your background. Yeah, my name is Jake Coulter. I'm running for mayor. I'm in the Army National Guard for North Dakota. I'm a brother, son, and uncle. My family's ruined the city. And that's why I intend to make it a better, safer place. Man, why is this so funny? I don't think it's funny. I just. Wait. Yeah, he's 20 years old. Running the mayor of Holly. No, Fargo. A far. That's an insane. Like, I think it's great. I want to get in there and shake things up. Fargo's going to. Dude, radios are getting stolen. Yeah, bro. Yeah. So I think he could clean up. I don't know about that. I think you clean up the street, you won't have stolen papios anymore. You probably figure out where your popio is. But I don't know, I just think it's. I bet he would. I bet he would clean it up. Well, initially, when it got sent to me. I thought it was a joke. I was like, oh, that's funny. Like, 20 year olds sent this in the group chat. Group chat with a bunch of clings, laughing emojis. Okay. You guys know who that is? Nobody responded except for. I think Alex was like. I think Alex goes, What's your deal? C.J. goes, oh, is it not funny? I. I walked in the house, he showed me this video, and I just walked downstairs. I just walked downstairs, didn't say a word to him. It's interesting, though. I'm not on it. I just think it's funny. I read the article and was like, fully. Okay, we're laughing now. Like, the dude's got my vote. Yeah, because I'd vote for him too. I'd 100% vote. Not because I feel bad. I feel bad for laughing, but I. I like it, but I do. Gosh, I got a kick out of, like, he's just say. He's like, I'm down to do whatever it takes if we need frontline men. So it's like, if. If we need more snow removal guys, I'll get my snowplow license and I'll go out there until 2am Pretty soon, this guy removing snow. Yeah, I know. He's knowing. He's like, holy. I should not have said that. It's the snowiest winter. The last. I. I like the kid. I just initially thought it was funny because I thought it was like, maybe a prank. Like, imagine me being like, hey, Ken, you should run for mayor. Which we did one time. And I'm like, like, holy. This kid's taking it really far. He's even getting on the news and, like, taking it seriously. Like, imagine. Then he ends up winning. But I don't know, it's just fun. He's 19, 20. That's crazy. Youngest mayor. Yeah. You should run against him. 10 would I. I think we should sponsor a run for Khaleesi to be mayor. Move. Move Khaleesi out of cormorant. Get it? I think they. I think they kick Khaleesi out of cormorant. Yeah. You haven't heard much. Haven't heard much from her. Classic. I think went missing. No one happened to know her whereabouts. It'd be great for you to be mayor, but honestly, Waffles is going to get my vote next election. Damn. Can't even. Can't even support the homies. Waffles is the homie. Well, cj, we wanted to bring somebody in that we thought would be good for you. To sit face to face with. So we hit him up, and if you want to come on in here and let's just say he was happy to sit down and have a debate with you. It's Jake Coulter running for mayor of Fargo. Welcome, Jake. Nice to meet you. Holy, dude. Yeah. What's up, yo? Thanks for coming. Appreciate it. I'm not gonna be debating him. I'm on his side. Well, yeah, I don't know. I heard. I heard some. Some jokes. I heard some laughs on the. On the last podcast. Yeah, I mean, I can't. I just laugh at everything I do want to say. I guess just to clarify, and I think I clarified on that podcast, the reason I initially thought it was funny is because I had nominated one of my young friends as mayor, and everyone thought it was ridiculous, but for me, it was just a joke. So then I was like, just, I've never heard of someone young running for mayor. And I thought, is he pulling a prank on people? And then I realized, the more I looked into it, that you're very serious about it. And that's when I was like, dude, I'm back in. This guy. Like, I like him. And I do have one thing. Could I. Could I handle. Yeah, bring it in. Bring it in, dude. It's nice. Like, I got surprised. Like, I. I genuinely. It was a bro. I thought you were bringing someone else. I thought you were somebody funny. I thought you were bringing in the. The Vikings cheerleader. Oh, we got. That's who I thought. Why. Why did you convince Dalton? We didn't have to convince him, dude. Well, why did you just even mention it one time? We didn't, bro. No, we didn't even mention it. We didn't. We're sitting there. Craziest thing. So we. We drove in three different vehicles here. We did groups of three. It was in my vehicle, myself, Ben, and Dalton. At about hour 10. Dalton must have been a little delirious, and he just kind of chimes in from the backseat. He goes, wait, is it Evan's birthday? Oh, so this is like. I'm sorry, when you said driving. I'm thinking we're, like, driving the cars on the track. You're talking. This goes back a couple days. This goes back to yesterday. Yesterday morning. Yesterday morning. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. So you're driving here from the hotel. Yeah. And he goes, it's Evan's birthday. And we go, yeah. He goes, oh, what the. Why didn't anyone say anything? Like, what? Oh, he hates his birthday. Like, he doesn't like the attention. You Know, he's like, oh, dude, what if I decorate his room up and get him a cake? And I kind of forgot about it until, you know, he was MIA at 11pm at night, and. And then I realized they were setting up your room, and obviously you walked in and took the cake to the face. Dude, I've never seen ever in my life someone so hilarious covered in cake. Yeah, you look pretty funny. You know, I've seen a lot of videos of people getting their face matching cake. I've never. I could not stop laughing at the. The cake man that you turned into. I felt like it's kind of like in the movies and for comedy, like, when you pie someone's face, the pies they use for comedy are usually just, like, whipped cream, so really, like, makes a mess. And I feel like that's kind of how that cake was. It was so much fried, just white frosting, and you were just, like, oil based. You're just covered in cake, and you're just, like, pissed. You're like, well, it made no sense. Like, it made no. Like, why is Dalton in. In my race car bed hanging pink confetti balloons, and then he's standing with a cake, which I knew was where that cake was gonna go, and he tells you happy birthday, and it's not even your birthday. Yeah. None of it made any sense. I don't think I was pissed. I was just like, what are we doing here? Like, it's late. What? Why. Why is this happening? And then when you guys said that Dalton actually thought it was my birthday, then it was hilarious. All my neighbors found out that we had a podcast because I was telling some, like, hoa drama. Oh, yeah, that's right. On the podcast, right after I moved in, and it just spread like wildfire. Then what they hate you did you could take. I don't get as many as I used to, and I. I think that I might have. And I also think that, like, they look at me as, like, a loose cannon of, like, spreading the information to the world about, like, neighborhood. The neighborhood drama, basically. And so, one, I think I might be excluded from some emails, but two, I think they maybe, like, let some things slide because they run a pretty tight ship, right? And, like, I've never had any problems. And, like, I've heard a couple of my neighbors have been like, oh, this so and so say this to you? I was like, no. What? Really? That's surprising. And then I started thinking about, like, oh, maybe they just, like, don't want me to go on, and just, like, Exploit Them podcast now. I don't know, which I wouldn't, but they're only doing three fertilizer applications each year to save money or something. Or what? That was what happened when I moved in. That does happen. On the podcast, you'll say something about someone or about a situation, and in your head, you're just expecting or hoping that they don't listen to it, even though you know damn well they. They're gonna have someone that sends it to them or whatever. Like, it's not hard to intake that information. Dude, anyone who's around us, doesn't matter who you are. There's that possibility that we're going to talk about you on the podcast. You're going to get roped into something that's told to the whole world. Normally, we're good about leaving names out, but, yeah, your story is not safe with us. The worst part is, even if you think you might be good, I was good. I didn't do anything too crazy or mean or bad or funny or outlandish. For them, it's always a hyper deal. But, yeah, then we can make a meme about anything. Some people just need to lose the password to their bank account. Account, yeah. 100. And Jake is one of them. You've always been like that, though, which I can respect. You know, some guys just never change. Like, if we're going to have fun, I'm there to have fun. Like, I just want. It was a lot of fun. It was a great time. But people like, you know, there's two ways of being, like, financially irresponsible. And, like, just for example, like, Evan could be one and you could be another. It's just two different perspectives of financially irresponsible. You know, Jake's in a flamboyant. Both of them get the same job done. Usually always invest kind of moves in the shadows of blowing his money. You do? Yeah, you do. It's like, we're like, what happened there? Like, I think Evan is, like, doing good. Like, he's up big. And then next thing I know, he's just a $5,000 and he's all pissed off. I'm like, how? Last time I saw you, you were up five grand. I was just doing it for the Snapchat content because we were like, we were making the bets. I was down. I was up. Then we went to the table, and I was just like, yeah, this is making a great story. Yeah, it was great. It was. It was. It was great. It was awesome. I appreciate. I appreciate it from, like, my End Jake, like, it could not have been more entertaining from, like, just a spectator. You guys can argue. At the end of the day, me and Dalton hang out more with each other, ride the track, just do whatever than anybody does in the whole crew. Right. So that's why we had to just squash the beef. No, I'm saying when this beef was going. Me. And don't say beef. But I mean, there's. There was. There's videos. Real beef. It's when you're good friends with somebody, you bust their balls or you. Not literally. I think everyone got that. But yeah. No, dude, it's just. I'm not sure if I have put the big kind of relationship with anyone. I would say since you bust my balls all the time. Since. Since. Don't know what. Yeah, you do. About my belly. Yeah, I still have liquid in my hip. Not for me. Why is that just such a weird thing to say? Yeah, I don't know if you have liquid in your hip, it's probably just blood or water because that's what your body's made up of. Yeah, fluid. No, it's. It's like it's been infected for like three months. It's just a little bit of Evans. Like, where sleeping beside Gavin in a two man tent. Yeah. Was the worst thing I've ever done. Terrible China shop. He literally rolled onto me probably 15 times. Oh, sorry. Like, he was literally, like laying half on me and I had to, like, wake up and, like, roll him off and he, like, wasn't ever awake. I'm like, gav, Gab. Like, you're laying on my shoulder, bro. Like, you're laying halfway on my body. 0 clue just who's your call to get you out of jail? Well, I know not you because you would never answer the phone. I'm better about that now. He has always said that. He has. Honestly, I think cj. CJ always answers the phone. Honestly, if I went to jail, I'd call Ken because I know Ken would just come. He dropped, know what to do. Show up. He'd probably pay the bond or whatever the bail money. We'd get out. I'd be in the car. Let's not tell anyone about this. Yep. I do think the last person I would. I would call would be Micah, though, because Mike would be like, oh, yeah, I'll. I'll come get you out right away. Four days later, he would finally show up. My hot take is there's too many handshake options for guys. I love it because I keep messing them up. What Made you think of this. I'll go for an early fist bump just to avoid the whole fucking scenario. Agreed. And you always feel like the thing is. Yeah, just. Just hit my fist, bro. Here's the problem. We meet somebody and there's seven of us standing in a group. And so Ben and CJ walk in and they dap him up with like, just a nice dap up. Okay, now you've got five more people. We've got fucking 32 more seconds of dap up ahead. Do we need to dap everybody up and go, hey, hey. Some sort of group consensus. Exactly. You don't know what's gonna happen. Group hug. I was going more for hug than consensus, but yes. No. We just give one person, we surround them, and we all come together. What's up, dude? Hey, bud, bring it in. You know how that people would be talking just in the, like, I guess, industry of all the people. We'd hang like, can you imagine? We go, yeah, we group hug Cletus and then group hug Squirrel and group hug. Like all the guys in the shop and they're like, what the hell? Yeah, I met the. I met the Sea Boys this weekend. Oh, yeah. How were they? They ended up being okay, but it started a little weird. Think about in one year, how many people we meet and then you take the six or eight handshakes, dap ups versus one quick group hug. How much time we save in a whole year? How much farther we days. Maybe we send out a representative. Like, we just send Ken and say, hi, we are C Boys tv. And then it's quiet. And then we just back up and then everyone comes in and. Yeah, we could all gather and hold each other's hands with like. Like one. A chain. Yeah. Hands Across America. Like the Power Rangers where they form the Megazord. Dude, you guys are on to something here. That's what I'm saying. But then if everybody else daps gets to dap someone up and then I go, great to meet you. And I give him a nuts. They're like. They're like, what the is up with this guy? He doesn't want to dap me up. Me and Ryan just didn't hit it all. Yeah, it's happened. All right. Who's the big dog then, huh? But there's many. There's so many options. Options. Like if you come in like this, it's a handshake, but some people will take this and then they twist it into something dumb. Nelson. It's when you. When you bring it in and. And Then you. You bring them in for the dap up. And if you're like confident enough with what you're doing, then it just all flows. It's when two people don't have confidence going into it. It's like if one person just takes control, then they're just like dancing. They can just kind of like manhandle the situation. But I'm just seeing people just going, there doesn't need to be. I've gotten a lot better. I'm way better than I was five years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Ken. Ken couldn't dap for his. To save his life. Which you have gotten better. Hell of a lot better, I'd say. Yeah, but you couldn't make. It's because of the hand. Eye coordination. What do you hate, young boy? Cheeto. I cannot get away from the. Oh, that's funny. No, it's not funny. It's not funny. Every single tick tock I post, no matter what it is or what it's about, hop in this. Hop in this. And they do this little thing with the. The gif. Now that you can comment a meme in Tick tock. You've seen that. Unbelievable. Yeah, the girlfriend, all the girlfriends. Tick tocks are just loaded memes and. And half of them are Evan looking like this, saying Cheeto. And then the other half is Evan with the cake on his face or the Family Guy holding up the little. Yeah, I like those ones. But it's the ones where it's him with like the broken heart and it's Cheeto or it's like, yeah, Sybu or something. Yeah, but I gotta love that. Dude. It's honestly so annoying. They need to take out those pictures asap because it. It actually does. You prefer to just read the word judo? No, I actually did block that word. They can't comment that anymore. Really? Then they put in pictures and you can't block what they post the pictures. Yeah, I love the Internet. Freedom of speech right there. Adults. You can't days too now, bro. The Internet is seriously undefeated of coming up with some funny. It never stops. What's some other? What? What is some other? They went back to my old. Because like all my. Just go. Go to Sydney's. Yeah, I'll go to Alondra's or Sydney's. Or they went back in like my old hockey, like, elite prospects thing and they grabbed a picture from like when I was a freshman in high school, and it's just me with a fucking comb over. Whoa. That's funny. I just realized they put the Shirt on. Oh, my gosh. All right, I'll grab the screenshot. Mike, Mike, grab this airdrop for me if you can. I got you. I know you guys have seen this one, but this is one of my personal favorites. Holy crap. I don't think it looks overly like me, but it definitely looks like me. You know who it is? I don't think it looks overly Cheeto. Dude, I want them Cheeto shoes for real. Those guys used a lot of those orange ones. Remember, at this point, kids are just commenting that just to comment it. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think any of them know, especially on the. But the girlfriend's post, that actually has nothing to do with you or you at all. Or really any of the seaboard besides maybe the seaboy they're filming and it's just loaded with Dalton and Evan comments. It's just a trend these days. It's. Yeah, it's funny. At some point you just got to embrace it because the more you hate it, the more they're just going to dig in on it. And actually did learn. He learned that after eight years, just fully embrace it and just eventually it'll stop. It's getting worse, dog. Because they're realizing you hate it way better, dude. You have extra people that like you. Initially, off the bat, they hated you. So we got like, just this. This is like. Hold on, hold on. No, I gotta see the comments on this one. This is just a picture of Ryan under rainbow. I mean, I would comment Cheeto on that. Oh, I haven't seen that. I haven't seen the. I haven't. No, I have not seen the Family Guy one. Yeah, that's funny. He. A classic. What on earth? So now. Yeah. And who. Who is that guy on the left there? Is that Jake Priceler? That is. That is. AI is a hell of a drug. Thanks. I'm wearing the same shorts. Who else is doing what we were doing and saying what we were saying. That isn't high on math. I was thinking. He said that, bro. Yeah. No one travels more than shred aids. So many freaking flights and especially at the beginning of the year was pretty scary. There's a lot of stigma around planes crashing and like that. Thankfully, I haven't gone down. It's the most dangerous thing. He's doing it that fall. That's what's going through my head is I'm like, how am I going to roll? Where am I going to put my head? I do think I can. All the you doing you're worried about Flying now. The black box would be disintegrated, and Gav would just stroll out of there, wipe the dust off. Dude, no one has had a crazier seven days than Shred a. It's actually not been okay. I don't know how you're still walking. I definitely shouldn't be Just tuck and roll, dude. You are built like a cinder block. I'm so freaking lucky, you guys. Like, seriously lucky for my build. And just stay in the gym. I mean, that's all I gotta say. Dude, you are seriously, like, meant to be doing what you're doing right now. And your build is perfect for it. 100. Thank you for that. I really appreciate it, actually. And I feel like better compliment you can give Gavin, you telling him his build is perfect for what. What he does. He said he's built like a cinder block. But I would argue if you. If you took a standard cinder block and threw it off that loading dock, it would break. Yeah. Yeah. You're stronger than a cinder block. My favorite part, though, is after the fall, he just stands up. I should not be okay right now. I should not be okay right now. But I'm fine. I'm fine. How's. How am I fine? What the. I seriously couldn't believe it, bro. I mean, the second I saw my head going for that wall, I was like, oh, it's. It's going to be a good one. And I never even got knocked out. You're not even wearing a real helmet. You're not even wearing a real, real helmet in half. Ken sets the tone by wearing the widest pants that anybody's ever seen. Right? The boys are immediately just laughing. We're just firing already. And so we're like. We had a set time that we were supposed to. To leave. And we check Mike's location. Where is he? 45 minutes away. Not true. And we were supposed to leave in like, like five minutes away. Ten minutes. You guys said you were leaving at 9:30. And I got to the shop at 9:28. We were all at the shop ready to go, and you were just like, hitting the downer road. Yeah, well, that's when I got to the shop, so. So we're like, well, the jets not gonna leave him. But we were like, we probably should get there so they know, like, somebody's at least hopping on this thing, right? So we go to the airport and I call Mike. And I was like, yo, Mike, just meet us at the airport and we'll meet you on. Literally on the Runway. And so we're standing there, and Mike comes around the corner in his Viper and he pulls up and he parks it right in front of the jet and he hops out, throws his bags in it. And I was. I was standing there just like. It brought a tear to my eye, Like, I was just like, this has got to be the most baller thing I've ever seen Mike do. And he's on his way to his bachelor party and just pulled up in his Viper, bro. It was so sick. It was easily the most baller thing I have ever done. That was awesome, Mike. The pilots were amazing. They liked it. Oh, they loved it. Yeah. They were just, like, immediately on the same level as we were. The craziest thing to me was just walking onto the plane with a crisper full of beers. Yeah, that was pretty awesome. We hop on there, bro, and we're still sitting there, and they're just like. The pilots are in the front, the cockpit, like, you know, flicking all the buttons and. Right. And Gavin looks over and goes, I think I could drink five Tony's before we take off. And then I'm just immediately, like, absolutely 100 on it. Let's go. And he gets four in right before we take off. Teary eyed, about to throw up, like. Yeah. Doing the thing where he goes like. And I'm like, we haven't even taken off yet. They're gonna be like, we can't now. I'm fine, I'm fine. I feel like you should take your pants off, Ryan. You dress up like Cat Williams. I got the height figured out. I'm dressed up as Ted from Ted. Are you a tampon? Are you Blunt Man? I am. Good guy. Scan but chronic. Close enough. Oh, I thought you were a tampon from the Jay and Silent Bob spin off Blood man and Chronic. Something about your eyes kind of creep me out in that thing. We seriously cannot talk about anything serious podcast that we get deep on. Yeah, I mean, if you don't got haters, you're not popping. Popping, Gav. Hell yeah. Thanks, dude. If it was based off haters, Dalton is the most popping off, I think, dude. Dalton, how do you handle it, man? No, I love it and I do it on purpose. Do you? There's a reason why. I mean, why do you think people that, you know, have hate comments are generally more popping than the people that are just, you know, they have happy comments all the time. I mean. Yeah, I mean, you got a good point. But I. Yeah, okay, so what I'll do is I'll piss people off. They'll comment. It'll push me to other people, right? New people that don't have any idea what's going on. And then they'll chime in. And then further down the road, I'll try to win them back. By doing what? By not being Cheeto? I don't know. Okay. And then I'll just keep repeating the cycle. And I've been doing that for the past, like, three, four months. And look at the numbers. The numbers don't lie. You're killing it. So, yeah, keep it up. Do you think that he would wrap his truck like that if he wasn't trying to rage, bait people? It works, bro. I had to come up with something that would have been more polarizing than a baby blue rap. I think you did it. You chased after me and wiped out that stuff. Old news. You guys have been, like, best friends for the last. Whatever, six months. I understand. But yesterday he kicked me off. He kicked me in the nuts for no reason with the camera. Poking my burger locker off camera for no reason. It was not off camera. We were filming it. He. Bruce Lee kicked him straight up karate. Yeah, I mean, you should know by now that you keep poking the bear, the bear's gonna fight back. Yeah, I watch Ben poke the bear all the time. He doesn't fight back. I know, but I've explained to you why I didn't kick him in the nuts already. Why, because he pays your bills? No, I mean, it's a valid point, but that's not the reason. I mean, to go back to your question. I mean, like, Sturgis, for example. Don't remember, doesn't come how many times I've brought you back from Zorba's. There's been a lot of stuff that has gone on in the past four months that built up. And yesterday you pushed me over the edge. And I will not get into the details of it, but you did push me over the edge. Maybe you should consider that every once in a while, you push me over the edge. Like yesterday. That's exactly what I did. You Winnie Pooh Bear me one too many times. That's your own fault. You're. You're not following the Hundred Day Challenge like the rest of the guys. That would never have happened if you got rid of the belly. Honestly, Ev, I love your belly. It's pretty funny. I love your belly. You definitely are funnier with your belly. Since we're on the top of a crash, can we just watch Gavin's crash back here and watch how close he was to Landing on the top of his head. Yeah, like he is so good at falling. He just like perfectly bends his neck and into a somersault. I'm not going to take any credit away from Gavin, however sounds like it. I see that crash. He had to the same way. When I hit the ice, a lot of people complimented me on like a clean get off. It's like bro, when you get sent you're kind of just along for the ride. Yeah, got lucky. More so maybe. I mean Gavin of anybody in the world knows how to eat a fall. He didn't even make it out of the parking lot when he did that. At one point he's full on lawn chair. I mean his feet were on the legs until that ski fully. This is what Gavin's saying right now. Oh, here we go again. So then you were stranded at home and you decided, well, oh, there's nothing else to do. Might as well go to the casino. Yeah. So I'm stuck at home and I'm. I guess I'm kind of pissed. Not like pissed just but like pissed. I'm just like Lamborghini. Yeah, it's. Well, it's a casino. Well, that's the thing. It's like seven in the morning and it's stuck in between gears revving up freaking straight pipe Lambo in my neighborhood. I've got like a breeze. What is going on with. He's still drunk from last night. So I'm like causing a scene. And then I've got Nikki, which maybe isn't the strongest person in the world and I'm can't have her in the car. I don't think anyone would say that your girlfriend Nikki is the strongest person. Well, I got her trying to push this car uphill up my driveway. Oh, but I'm scared to put her in the car cuz what if she panics and drives it through my garage? Like I don't know. So I'm like, oh, you're going to have to to push. So I'm like one foot out the door like a skateboard. Plus her pushing it, rocking it back and forth, trying to get it. Nothing works. She has to leave for work. Now I'm stuck at home with no vehicle. I talked to our guy, he's like, well you can maybe try to disconnect the battery and do some things. So I'm spend a couple hours, it's hot out, nothing works. I go sit down on the couch for like four minutes. I'm just festering. I'm like, I'm going to Casino. So I take my girlfriend's son's bicycle. He's seven. He's nine. Nine. He rode a nine year old's bike to casino. Driving down the road. You see he's on a kid's bike pedaling so. And then. Well, it is a 20 inch bike. If you were to have an arch nemesis in the three wheeler world, would it be him? It would probably be him. Just fueled by all the comments in there. Just half them saying Shred Eddie can never do this. That's what they're saying. There's a couple. Why don't you just go to a skate park and show that you Ken? I probably should. Do you think? Because you can't, dude. It'd be tough to show him up actually. Like he's hitting that pretty good. I think I can give him a run for his money. But he might have me in the skate park. I can admit it. Really? Yeah. So this is the man, huh? He doesn't look like a doctor. He's not a real doctor. Oh, so that's just. He'll take a look. It's a part of that three wheeler community. Some people lie about being a redneck. Others lie about being a doctor. We got a quarter pipe in the garage right now. We can start training today. Let's run it after this. This dude looks pretty redneck, bro. No, he's something. He's a real redneck. You can tell. Look at his backyard, bro. You saw my backyard. He's got double wide with a garage. He's got a trailer. You don't even have a trailer, do you? No, I don't. You don't have a trailer on your three wheeler? All right. Hit the skate park. This isn't good. Why? Because he looked awesome. He did look pretty good, I'll give him that. I kind of thought you had three wheeler hair. His hair blowing through the wind really looked 80s to me. I gotta grow it out. What if you found out that Marissa. Oh dang. Dude. He can eat a fall too. I look like a guy. Dude, the grind. Are you kidding me? Can you imagine how funny that'd be though? Is this his only wheeler though? You know, I think he has a 250R. He has the first gen 250R but he. God, that was pretty sick actually. Dude, the rock to fakie. We gotta stop hyping him up. He's good though. Stop hyping him up. He's lit. He's pretty good. Dude, cj, don't tell him that. You're good too. Gav. Thanks. Thanks, bro. You're good, too. You're more of, like, an enduro rider. This is like, the Kirkland version of this. This guy's kind of urban. No, I'm not, dude. If anything, he's the city boy. I'm the redneck neck. Oh, he's a doctor. He's a doctor. He saw his yard. He looked pretty redneck. He's hitting this freaking skateboard. He just stalled it out. That was pretty good, actually. He has to have the big boar killed on that. Only reason we did it is because that's where I learned it from. It's like, I was drinking. Dude, we should get Evan into the ufc. He'd probably be really good. He would. Dude, he's short, scrappy. Have I mentioned that? Tough. He's got no concept of hurting himself. Yeah, I cannot foresee Evan getting knocked out. I just could foresee him, like, literally acting like he's dying because he'd be so out of breath, like, start taking everything off. Like, somebody in his corner. You know, when he goes to his corner, they have to have him be hitting a vape. Yeah, Every other guy's, like, all trained up and whatever. Evan walks into the ring with strutting, carrying. He's got a tea. He's wearing just Ethicas as his. As his shorts. So I'm, like, blowing out at the cuz, you know, while they're putting, like, the. The stuff on your face. You don't get cut. He, like, smacks the hand away. Oh, yeah. Who is it? Hello. What the. What the. It's our body from Winnipeg. O. What up? What. What the. Bad time. Show up. Just drop in. Holy hell. That's hilarious. How's it going? Did they not tell you we coming? No, no, I knew. I knew. No, I didn't know. On the hour. I could feel it. I could feel it. This is what we were saying earlier in the podcast. People just drop in. I love it. Just another day. Hey, I got the same hat. It's just another day. What up, dude? How's it going, brother? How you doing? Yeah. All right. We got the whole crew coming. Let's go. Love it. Take the walk through. There we go. How's it going? Come on. Come on through. Come on through. Hey, thanks for coming. Hey, how's it going? Yeah, take a seat. The good news about more Utah jail is they only soak there. Oh, that's. Yeah. This video I took is actually, like, holy. Seconds before it happened. Basically, we're all hiding behind, I believe a term for it. Would be my credenza. Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't know. Some part of my house. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God. He just caked in parmesan. And so this is what's happening. Seconds prior to it, I am barefoot. What are you doing, Gab? How are you barefoot? Barefoot? I know. So bad. And then I go, holy, that kid looks like Dalton. And he turns around. It was Dalton. I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot. Dalton got a perm, bro. He looks like Napoleon Dynamite. Don't forget about the spray tan. Why do you think? Yes, he did. He said he did self tanner, but I don't know. For his tick tock. Yeah, he got a spray tan for his tick tock. Yes, man. He's really. He's investing in his content. He said he was looking a little too pasty. Remember that time you took a while barefooting? I was gonna say that. That was wild. Did we ever show that? No, we did say. I was thinking about bringing that up. I don't know if I want that. That was crazy. Well, because the day before, me and Bangin had the Carolina reapers. So then the next day, we're on the boat and we're barefooted. I'm like, man, I kind of gotta go. Like, my stomach's gone. And I was like, I just thought of the best idea. So at first, the boys just thought I was mooning them. And there's wheat. I don't know if you guys. I might have a clip somewhere. And it's just like. We have footage of it. It's just like a mist. In Arizona, they have, like, cop cars that will be sitting on the side of the road, and they have cameras, and they'll, like, flash and take a picture of you for speeding. Right. And then they send you a ticket in the mail. But it's been deemed, like, it's. It's an unlawful way to give you a ticket so you don't have to pay it. Like, if you go into the police station. It happened to Blake. The guy in the police station literally laughed and said, no one pays these, but most people pay them by mail, so they still take your money, but they're, like, literally not legally binding. So good to know. If you're in Arizona, don't take my legal advice. Yeah, I have no idea. One guy told me a story. Is that real? Yeah, but that's what they said. Can you get a fact check on that? I'm pretty sure I remember seeing something about that too. There we go. It's fact checked. That's Great. Well, we have Evan's mom. Thank you. Welcome. This is your first time up here ever, isn't it? Well, yes. To this place? Yes. And Evan's been here for four years. He always. He always mentioned. He was always like. Yeah, my mom really wants to come up, but I think he doesn't want you to see his room. Well, I was just gonna say I'm kind of afraid to see it. No, I chucked some packages in there. It's decent. It's not worse? It's been worse. It's been worse. Okay. It's medium right now. Yeah, probably smells fine. I'm assuming. I won't judge. Well, I mean, it's probably been this way his whole life, I'd imagine, hasn't it? Are you kidding me? Well. Oh, no. But I was really fussy growing up and now I feel like this is part of your rebellion. But that's okay. He's rebelling at age 30. I'm not cleaning my room. No, you can't come over. Are you sure Gavin hasn't been hanging out with your girlfriend? Yeah, where do you think he's learning this three wheeler stuff? That's why Aiden wants to impress. What's up with your background, Ev? Nikki, Joe has a thing for the 250 Rs. Oh yeah, my. I thought you. My phone background is my girlfriend in a bikini sitting on Gavin's giveaway. 250R Y. She's a three wheeler girl. But don't you also have a picture of your sister in a bikini on a 250R? You gotta chill, bro. That's not my picture. Let's pop that up. Not your picture. Show me more. There is one, Ken. That's why. That's my background. Do you remember when we were in. We were in Florida and we punked Gavin by setting his background. His sister on the three. Why was she on a three wheeler in a bikini? But then I let alone a picture of it? But then you took the picture, not me. Are you sure it was not me? It was her friends. But you got the picture. I don't have it. Well, no. So I. It actually was off her Instagram, but I said it as my background. But we made it look like it was Gavin. So we're. We're razzing. Then I switched it to my girlfriend on the three wheeler. But Gavin got mad at me like one more time because he thought it was still. They look a little semi similar. Blonde girls, bikini, three wheeler. You know, at a quick glance, yeah, he was confused. So then I just switched it mainly just to razz Gavin, because he kept thinking it was a picture of his. His. His sister on my background. We really probably gotta stop making these jokes about Gavin. You guys gotta stop with all. Yeah, we gotta chill on it. Like, actually, we gotta stop 50 of the Gavin jokes, man. Give me a break, dude. My sister or something else that I don't like talking about. So what they end up finding in the service. So. So in the surgery, they got in there, and basically they told Ken and Toleda that they were gonna be like, yeah, we get in there one or two tenons, repair them, and we'll be out 15, 20 minutes. So I'm like, all right, no problem. I head down to the. To the surgery room. I was down there for three hours. Ken and Toledo were stressing out a bit, texting me, trying to see where I'm at, and because, yeah, it's supposed to be 15 minutes. Yeah. The doctor was like, yeah, 10 or 15, 20, maybe 30 minutes at the most. And three hours later, I come out and had eight tendons that fully sliced and then one nerve. And the nerves, the bat kind of the bad one, because. So I had no feeling in my. I have no feeling in my thumb, my pointer finger, or my middle finger. I can wiggle them, but I just don't have feeling. And then actually nicked the artery, which is the main artery that you can die. So just barely. Barely nicked it. Just enough. Yeah, literally just barely. Just slice it. And that's why it was bleeding so much, but not enough to. To be, like, super, super concerned. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Ben. Last thing Ben sent me. Study shows at least one guy in the friend group is actually gay. I don't know what study. But yeah, you and. You and Ben would love that, wouldn't you? Hey, I mean, I, I. I'd be just happy for. Yeah, I think you guys would love it. There's a chance it could be you. You guys clearly talk about it. Oh, think about. I didn't think about. Maybe I need to start really thinking about it. Like, maybe I am gay. The Shoreline Impact Zone. No. What? It's not being called that. That's what every. All the locals are called. No, it's not. We. We already. We went over this. That's not the name that's been chosen there. There's still some names. Who gets to choose the name? Well, me. It's my property. So I feel like. But the thing is, is, like, it's a nickname. So, like, nicknames don't really get to be chosen, like, Delta nickname and whatever. Stick. Sticks. Yeah. Yeah. And. And right now, the. The Shoreline Impact Zone is. Is pretty. Pretty low on the list for. For nicknames. That's all I've heard it. Corona. No, we had it on camera yesterday. There's been a few other names. Dude, they referred to your place as Ken's Palace. Do you want us to call it that? I don't even know if I can say that in public. I don't even know if I can say it on a podcast. Yeah, we're gonna bleep that. It's just supposed to be Ken's Boathouse. That's all it is. We're doing better, man. We're starting to figure it out. CJ's advice has really been helping me out in a lot of ways. Oh, really? Have you actually been doing what I. My advice with. With the pelvis? 100. Dude. Dude, thank you, bro. You haven't even talked to a woman since you got that advice. Between. Between Texas and Vegas. I was home for two nights. One of the nights I got lucky, and it actually lasted long. Did she like it better? No, she loved it. Yeah, it was a great. That's what I was saying. There was actually a lot of people. People actually said thank you to me for. For giving that advice. And then there was a few people that, like, CJ's a idiot. He doesn't even know what he's talking about. No, you know what you're talking about. Yeah. So I'm glad I could help. If one more person tells CJ this, he's probably gonna write a book, bro. I should. Like an Instagram or like. Or, like, kind of leaning over a table. What hand do you drink with? Like, when you pick up a drink, both hands, double fists in it normally. That's why you just make it look. I just love doing those wheelies. So effortless, though. It make you make it look like it's something very hard, and it's like, man, maybe I could do that. Like, it just goes perfectly every time. Like, it's just so smooth. Where do you begin to ride like this? Like, at. Like, when did you start riding? Can you kind of run us through? I guess, like, probably like, my backyard. Like, so when I was five, I broke my femur riding a PW50. So I didn't grow up racing like all the other kids that were racing dirt bikes and stuff. So my sister bought a 110. So I would just ride her 110, like, every day in the backyard trying to do wheelies up the hills. And just. I had a lot of friends that skateboard and snowboard and ride bmx, so my friends were so good at skating, doing, like, kick flip back tails and stuff. So I'm in my backyard on my 110 trying to do, like, a little whip land wheelie, and, like, that's how I like, like, express myself. Riding a dirt bike is from a lot of, like, snowboard and skateboard inspiration. And. Yeah, that's what I. Look around in the back. You guys see Jake's video where he definitely kind of blamed me for the truck? I was. I was gonna. I was actually gonna ask you about that, Ryan. Sorry about that. What's the scoop? Well, what did he say? Give me and the viewers. I gotta watch it. Sorry. I. Basically, the whole video is just. I think it's even titled Ryan's Fault. Really? Yeah. And then he goes on in that video talking about how he's blown up, like, eight different trucks. But then somehow the one truck that I borrowed of his, now it's my fault. Like, are all the other trucks. So did you get an invoice or. No, he has not invoiced me yet. Did you get it? Did he send it to you? I don't know. Why? Just. I didn't know if he was sending it to the company or me personally. I mean, you were the one driving it. I'd imagine you would get the invoice. Well, I just kind of figured I was towing all your guys's stuff, Right? He was. You know, like, I wasn't, wasn't I? You know, I wasn't driving the mini truck. I didn't tell you to hot rod that thing. Well, it seems like. It seems like you were just mis. Driving it, Ryan. I don't think it's possible. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's like, there's peace and cormorant. Obviously, me, you know, the crew and Jake went through what we went through, and then, you know, for the last couple years, it's been pretty chill and, like, Ryan totally just fired it back up, and now it's just bad again. There's this giant cloud. Yeah. Which is $16,000 bill in it. Yeah. It's just like. Right. Just pay it so we can just be boys again. Between Jake and Ryan, I think everyone else, we're all good. I thought we're moving this dresser, and I was like, I'll give it to Spenny. Spending's living at the farm now. And the drawer falls out of the dresser, and I See what looks like crumpled up women's underwear. And I've never seen it in my life. I promise, I've never seen in my life. So I put the drawer back in, didn't say anything. Didn't even want to look at it. I'm like, what the. What is that? Whatever. I'll deal with it when I get to the shop. So I take this dresser down and I pull pair of underwear from behind this drawer. Like huge granny panties. Like huge, huge Hanes women's underwear. And they're poop stained. I don't know about poop stain, but just blowed out. Okay. Entire front of the crotch to the back where you load out. Sake. The story. I don't know. Okay. So then I grab another pair, same huge underwear, blowed out. Then I grab another pair, huge underwear, same brand. Hanes blowed out. All stuck in the back. Yes. Did you buy this thing, like used or. Where'd you find this? I can't remember where I got it, but I did not get it new. So they could have been in there from the start. Back in the day. We've had lots of parties there. People have stayed in that room. Yeah, you know, we have lake days. People go in there and change. So one pair of underwear, blow it out. You're like, dang, someone must have had a bad day. But then I go for the fourth pair. Huge underwear, blowed out, stained everything. Yeah, like, and everything else that could come out of you. So I only took one picture because there is so. What? Disgusting. But are you sure they're men? Oh my God. Oh my goodness. Cj, am I sure they're men? No, I'm sure they're women. You just gotta get your numbers up. Yeah, just get the numbers up. I want you three times a day. Three times a day. We're going. Going to Texas. I should be able to make those numbers happen out there, I'll tell you that right now. You think so? Easy. Pretty easy, yeah. I mean, not pretty easy, but there's my type of woman out there. I'll tell you guys that right now you're gonna need like a, like a secretary or someone who's like, like setting these up at like. Okay, right at this time, Gav needs to be here and here. And then he's going to be riding his three wheeler in between this, you know, just because otherwise the schedule is going to be just. It's asking a lot from you. Ken's already working on that with me. We got a couple chicks scheduled out, but we got Ken Will get you. How many. How many crickets are you looking for down there? The mud crickets. What do you guys know about the mud crickets? Nothing. None. Want me to tell you about them? Yes. I don't know why you're asking us. Oh, my gosh. Any guy with a lifted truck and cut off sleeves, they are drooling over. Really? Yeah. So we're going to. I can. I would imagine. You got to be a hot commodity down there. We're gonna find out. I've never been. Well, we're gonna find out too. I'm expecting a lot from you. You talk big. Talking real big. You are. Yeah. I mean, they might be fat, but I'm good with that. As you guys know, there. There's some head heavies that can be acquired tired. And you're right. That might help with me prolonging the situation. So. Yeah. Doesn't really fix your problem, though. I hope it does, but. Because when you go with a bigger women. I don't want to go into graphic detail. But we're already so graphic. This is where he draws the line. What happens, Gab? Nothing good. Just. Nothing good. We're not gonna talk about them. This is the most Paris thing I've ever seen. Look like you're thriving for one and then for two. Obviously you were. You were just joking around, being funny. It was hilarious. It was like. It was like you were getting set up to do one of your promos again. Like, I was contemplating doing a promo before we left that hotel. But it was like nothing. Nothing's locked in. No reason to film it if we don't have a contract. Yeah, but, dude, this guy's so committed to the promo game now. He's willing to just like, risk a little bit of time in case how he needs it down the road. Negotiated for more money just for the hat and the actual Eiffel Tower being in the back. I mean, this is insane. This is. This is the best video I've seen in action. We. We, Madame David and I, are in Paris and we are going to the Vikings game. We are going to kill them, the Browns Vikings. But we will prevail. And cut. And we did. We did. Ken, it is just. You are just a natural man. And it makes me think. Think how do we have two guys sitting on this couch, One guy who was hated for his promos and the other guy who is just like. They're just begging more. Both of you, extremely good. Yeah, Extremely good at him. But they're just like, please, please, Ken, just give Us. More advertisements. Like, if Ken was the only guy doing commercials, people wouldn't watch TV for the programs. They just watch for the commercials. Cj, you're having, like, some meeting this morning or whatever, right? Yeah. Could you hear what was going on in there? I heard you showering. I didn't. They might have heard it because they were wondering what was going on. I turned the shower on. I massively plugged. I massively plugged the toilet. I actually couldn't get it to unplug. You were just going to war with the toilet? Yeah, but it's very violent, you know, goshing and when you're running the plunger, dude. I think they were almost wondering, like, what's he doing in there? We heard them. They're like. It got weird because I was in there before, and then I heard there's people out there, but I used the toilet, and then I did take a shower, and then I had laundry that was in the dryer. So I, like, folded all my laundry. But it just felt weird for me to at any point walk out of the bathroom into what I felt was an important meeting. Yeah, they were investors looking to give us a bunch of capital. Well. And they pulled all their money back. We needed to upgrade the. We were gonna upgrade the toilet with that money. What's the first thing you guys are gonna do with the capital system? Needs a backup. There seems to be this trend going around saying that Evan has fallen off. Although I disagree that you have not fallen off, but there's this trend going around saying that you have just because you didn't hit that one jump. And then, of course, when I just feel it out, not even attempting to hit it, I ride over the jump that gets plastered in there and then just spread. Oh, Evan fell off. Look at him. I was like, damn, this is probably going to, like, come through on camera that he just can't ride a dirt bike anymore. And then, I mean, it got chopped up that way intentionally, though, like. Well, yeah, it was more of just like, I drive, like, the gap jump. It was like a minute hit the gap jump. Yeah, it was. It was more of just a joke of just like, Evan isn't on a bike. And then they just took it and ran with it. And I think think it was more of kids seeing that they could get some views off of views and likes. Yeah, just saying that. And then it just kind of spread like, wildfire. And I've noticed it with, like, other things, too. Is. Is when we finally, like, say, well, like, crack a joke. And then Everyone else thinks that they're like, I can crack that joke now, too. Yeah. So I think that it did just get, like, blown out of proportion. And I think that there's one person that is really, like, leading the charge of, like, loving it, loving every second of it, and that's Dalton Evans. Find out after these were coming up that Dalton posted a video, like on Tick Tock, like months ago, where he chops it where I'm on the stark for like 30 seconds and tip over, and then he edits it and he's like, whatever. You guys know a video I'm talking about? I don't. I've seen it. Yeah, he's making himself. He wheelies around the garage a whole bunch. It's like, oh, yeah, I didn't see it. Yeah, it did get out of hand. Chasing so hard. He's grabbing onto anything he can. I think that, one, the loyalty of the Cheeto army is pretty fluid of where its loyalty lies. But two, it's like everybody loves a good comeback story, and this is your opportunity to just capitalize on that. And then the Cheeto army is going to be like, we knew he was still able to ride a dirt bike. Yeah. Kind of coming at you here, and I don't mean to do this, just more curious than anything. Do it. What, what was the, the thought process behind putting your ex girlfriend? Well, we're still on good terms. You know, it was a blank space down there, man. I wanted to keep it a clean thumbnail to add something to it, you know, give it a little bit more flavor, and that's what I came up with. Smart. I had a feeling you guys were gonna come at me for it, and you changed more nonetheless, and it didn't work, so it's okay. Hey, I, I defended you right away, Gav. I said it was a business move. No, we knew the thought process behind it. It was a smart play, I thought, you know, you've done a lot of legendary things. You got a lot of legendary clips, but one of the funniest ones is your dad. Yeah. That like, oversees all, everything I've done now. Can we watch that? Can you pop that up? We've watched it on the podcast, I think, I think twice at this point. It's so funny. I, I, it's timeless. Whenever, whenever I need a good laugh, like, I go back and run it back because it's just like, this is even the second time I posted, I posted a little bit more this time worth the repost. People can't stand this video. They Seem so funny. Hey, Justin, shut it off. And everyone's like, why did you stick your hand in the tire? I'm like, dude, I'm thinking so fast, and that hill is so much steeper than it looks on there. But that bike's, like, upside down. I guess I didn't really look at the brake lever right there, but my dad was pinned in the thorn. Yeah. I was trying to save his life, like, and then I was trying to get it there. Get the bike. And then I was getting stabbed by the thorn bushes, too. And then Justin comes over, and he's just the strongest dude ever. He lift that thing up and got my dad out of there. Look, he's in the thorn bushes. It's not even his glasses. Oh, dude. Hey, push. Still got the stogie. Yeah, he didn't drop. Drop the stogie. That's a steep hill. And he was behind me, and I fully dusted him. He couldn't see. Sorry, dad. I'm amazed you guys have all stayed off of drugs. Little round of applause for Ben. Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. Big weekend. Finally proposed to his girlfriend, his longtime girlfriend of nine years on, finally. And it really was insane. What'd she say, Ben? She said yes, boys. Yeah, if she didn't, dude, that would have been more surprising, I would say. I was assuming that she was gonna say yes, but it definitely did not make the whole experience less stressful. Well, if anything, you. There was more riding on it. I wasn't concerned about her answer. I just was concerned about everything else going right. There were so many moving factors. And she told me a while back, she was like, there is zero percent chance that you will be able to surprise me. Zero. She was like, really? I know you so well that there is no chance that you can surprise me. And I was like, okay, bet. Like, those are fighting words, right? Yeah, especially. Especially for me, like that. I live my life for surprises. Yeah. But of course, like, things just, you know, happen. Greta's the last one to get ready. Her dad's running around the house being like, all right, people, let's go. We got dinner plans. And I'm like, he's looking at you. Yeah, exactly. You know, Greta's like, I just don't know what to wear. And I'm like, oh, my God. She, like, goes up to her mom's bedroom, and she's, like, looking through her clothes and, like, doing her hair. And her mom, like, walks in, and she's, you know, starting to get antsy, too. And Greta's, like, trying to do this new, like, blow dryer hair thing. Oh, man. And Cindy's like, what are you doing? Today is not the day to be trying new things through hair. Oh, no. So Cindy's, like, fixing her hair for finally. She's, like, getting ready, and I'm like, hey, can you. Before we go, can you come and take a Snapchat for me? And she's like, okay. She's sick of being my personal Snapchat or at this point. And I, like, just texted Dalton, like, all right, we're on our way. Yeah. And I was like, I didn't want to give her my phone because I didn't want Dalton to be like, all right, I'm ready for you. Or something like that. Yeah. You know, I start playing all these things out, and then she's like. Doubles down, like, come on, give me your phone. And Dalton's got photos of, like, her going, give me your phone. And then her going, all right, come on, give me your phone. And then, like, I had a bunch of things planned to say, right? So this big moment. Yeah. Blackout, blackout. No, dude. 1. I didn't even get to the right spot that Dalton wanted me, so, like, he was taking a video. I don't. I'm, like, barely half in the frame, you know, she's pressing me for my phone, and I was just like, it. Drop down on a knee. Really? She looking at you or she's looking away? She's looking at me at this point. And you just. And I was like. I was gonna say a bunch of stuff before I dropped down, and I was just kind of getting pressed, so I was, like, getting nervous. Oh, man. Blacked out, dropped down on a knee. It was just like. Like, greta, will you marry me? Right to it. Just right to it. Right to it. Just right to it. And then, like, she has. So. I don't want to say, like, little trust in me, but she has so little trust in me. She thought that I was playing a prank. We stand up, you know, we're hugging and kissing, and she did say yes. She. We figured out she said yes. She's got the ring on. And we're like, oh, my God. She's. Or she's like, oh, my God. And I'm just like. Like, it's just like, the biggest relief of, like, wow, this just happened, right? Still out of body. She goes, does. Does anyone know? Because she was like this. Like, it was so random, and, like, she was so surprised. No inkling at all. She was like, does anyone know? And I was like, well, your Parents know inside. And I was like, oh, and Dalton knows. And I point over, I point over into the trees. And then. So classic that that was her reaction to seeing Dalton. Which is like the greatest like carousel of pictures I think I've ever seen in my life. Right. So this is me saying, happy you are. This is me saying Dalton knows. And then she's looking and then she's like, what? And then she sees him. Oh, and then it gets even more where then she's like, oh my God. Oh my God. And then it was just like, oh my God. This is act. This is just happened. Yeah. You had a run in with the DLPD recently? I didn't want. I was hoping that wouldn't come up. So a few weeks ago I. I had. I over served myself and I was gonna go stay at a friend's house in DL. They live in a condo and you know, there's one unit on top of another one and I went to the ground floor unit and they live in the upstairs unit. So I was knocking on the door trying to get in. What time was 2am late. And did you, did you get in? No. The cop, like they called the cops. Well, eventually they knew like, oh, oh, he's outside. Because I. I tried calling him and then came outside, but you know, when I got upstairs then the cops rolled up and then people inside called the cops. Yeah. Cuz they thought I was trying to break in. I would. A large man was banging on my door. I'd call the people. Yeah, good point. Everyone had a of lot laugh. It was. It was totally fine once. Once they figured out laughing in handcuffs. No, there's no handcuffs involved. So the cops found you upstairs? Yeah, yeah, I was on the deck until he got upstairs. The door was closed. No handcuffs were involved. It would have been really funny if the cop was like, yeah, it was weird. He asked me if he could. If I could handcuff him. You mind tossing those on or would. Would you mind just tossing on those handcuffs for a second? Maybe? Tell me. I've been a real bad boy. I mean, I got to say, at my wedding there will definitely be an open bar. Speaking of. Oh, let's go. Yep. I'm engaged, guys. I got engaged on about five days ago. So. Five days of engagement. How is it? Is it different? You know, I was a big advocate that it wouldn't be different because Alex and I had been dating for six years. But I will say it actually is different now. It does change things. It does change things. It does feel different. Really? I was a big advocate that it wouldn't feel different. I was like, I mean, nothing's changing. We still live together. We still all these things, but it does. It does feel different. You look at things differently now that you're like, you do, but you. I'd say I just feel, like, a little bit more connected. Ken has some weird infatuation with. With our girlfriends or, like, his friends. We could say this, and we know he's not gonna listen. He's not gonna. He's got no idea, and I don't want to say that. Do you think he has an infatuation with him? I wouldn't say that. Maybe. I think he feels comfortable around them. So, like, he's talking to him more than he would talk to any other female because he knows he knows them where. Like, I'm gonna go out on a limb just because I know Ken pretty well and assume he wasn't rubbing up on Jake's girlfriend's ass because he was trying to, like, smash or, like. No, no, like, he wouldn't do that, but he just feels, like, comfortable around them when, like, he wouldn't necessarily do that, too. So sometimes you pull your pants down. So what? You know, I'm comfortable. I'm kidding. You know, it is funny, though, just the other day, you know, I still live with Ken. I go walking downstairs, and Alex is. I think she's vacuuming, and Ken's there in his fucking underwear just doing something in the. In the living room. And, like, they're not, you know, completely different side. You know, Ken's got some fucking balls on, like, so it's just like, some major package hanging down. And, like, I don't care. I'm not worried about it one bit, but. But, like, it is. I did think to myself, like, man, most people would be like, what the fuck's going on? I didn't think nothing. Like, I just was like. I kind of chuckled to myself of anything. This has been apparently a long time coming. Last time you were here, Gavin, you left early due to how pissed you were. He kept bickering back and forth, which is respectable. I mean, you would have just came up to me and be like, hey, like, dude, I should have just came up here and just given you one. Just right in the stomach or something. Punch me. I heard that you were so pissed that after, like, hours after, when you were walking past Dalton's office to go to your room, you were like, you, Dalton? No. That's what you were saying. Definitely not. What was he doing? Oh, dude, I don't think I've ever been that pissed. Yeah, so you were pissed, bro. Just come clean. I was actually. Oh yeah, you were fuming. Yes, I was fuming, dude. Yeah, normally. So why were you so mad? Because I took my clothes off. It's been a build up of things. For the past year I've known him, honestly, but it's always been the same relationship every time. This time he just finally took it a tad bit. So what was it? Because he was on a dirt, but like naked chasing you? No, that part was fine. Like I enjoyed that part. I thought it was so ridiculous. I thought it was so ridiculous. And Dalton gets in front of me and I see Evan recording on top of the hill. And he's all revving it up like he's gonna, you know, clutch dump it and just roost me. I was like, ah, there, just don't do it. Cuz he'd already pissed me off. He knew I was already mad. But we're chilling and he's still naked. Not okay. And so he's looking up at Evan. I go, dalton, if you do it, I'm actually gonna lose it. And he's red bombing it for about 15 seconds. Seconds. And I go, dalton, like actually don't do it. Like, I try to tell him, like, this is it right here. Like if you do. I really didn't think he was gonna do it. That's what pissed me off so bad, is the fact that he still did it. And he looked up at Evan, smirked, and just let it go. Just let it rip. It. But yeah, just roosted the out of me. And after that, I lost Michael. And I can really keep my cool. Like, I. I know how to. I know how to stay calm for the most part. Like, definitely can stay calm. But that one was just a turning point. I came back in at the end and started roosting you. And you just didn't even care that I was. I didn't even know. I. I don't even remember you freaking roosting. He was just locked on to doll. How did you feel when those two guys finally got you cornered up against the limo? I knew it was game over. I hated that dude. Just two naked boys freaking getting me. Gav, you didn't. You didn't. You didn't really think you were gonna be able to outrun me and Dalton, did you? I thought there was maybe a chance I was on the 450 and I just end up getting cornered. Why is the limo back there right now? Gotta put it somewhere. Gotta put it somewhere. So Ken, people absolutely loved your brand deal in the last video. I and I think that you're now the designated brand dealer. I cut it up one way and then I saw it got recut a different way. Quick break in the video to bring a word for quick break. Quick break in the video to bring a word from today's sponsor, BetterHelp. I recently turned 30 and it really made me stop and think. I. I saw everything. I saw good. But the truth is life doesn't always line up with the timeline that you imagined. Crossing in my 30s brought some real tough self reflection. I realized that I was measuring myself against old expectations. And honestly, it left me feeling a little stuck and really overwhelmed. I used to put off therapy because I thought it would be complicated or maybe even intimidating. 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It's the type of thing we walk into the shop at 9 o' clock at night and Ken's just standing there with the. The camera on a tripod. He's got chat GPT, bro. He was grinding. And then he goes up to Justin's office and he puts it in this software he paid five bucks for to autocad it for him. And he said, and then you took that cut and then you just threw it in the trash and started over. What's it like when you're riding in the middle of the pack down the streets of Baltimore and everyone is wheelieing and you're on a. On an interstate highway? So I've never rode in Baltimore and I've also. I wouldn't say I've Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. Riding with a bunch of. Being in the pack, it's like one of my, like, safe places, if that makes any sense, which is very ironic. But it's just like, everyone's around and you hear all the different bikes, and it's like, you look over here and, like, there's someone doing it over here. There's a guy on a Harley doing a burnout. It's just like, I don't know, man. It's sadness. It's so cool because when you're with a level of riders where, like, everyone kind of has an idea of what they're doing, it's like, my favorite thing to do is, like, start in the back of the pack, you know, with everyone not really wheeling, pop it up, and then just kind of make my way up through the front. And it's just like, you kind of see someone like, all right, this guy's doing that. Okay. He's. He. I could see what his body language, like, especially some of my friends like Brian 636 or Sea Bear when we were riding, I could tell by their, like, body position, oh, he's about to, like, come back and scrape, or he's about to do this or that. So it's cool to, like, kind of read everything and get through there, and it's just. It's so much fun. Please never send another video in our men group chat of your outfit of the day again. I do not give a what you're wearing. I don't care that you just got some new pants and that you really like them. This guy's passionate, too. I didn't want you coming with some fire. Even that. We just did a podcast where everybody. Is my mic working or is this my headphones? No, it's not. Ryan, you sound like, like, was I the only guy who opened that thing? Who opened that thing was like, yeah, that was a little gay comfortable. I think even Justin was. Yeah, Ken didn't even finish it. He couldn't even finish it. Once I heard Ryan say, oh, I picked up some camel pants minutes. Click, click, click, click. I think you even did one of those. You did one of those where you put your foot up and, like, kind of, like, showed it like. Like you were doing a tick tock swirl. Oh, it's gone now. I. I didn't even want to have it saved on my phone. Where was it? It was a snooze. Primals, Bromios. One of the. One of the. Oh, Mike might still have it. I. I still have it. Okay. Screen record Screen record. Guys, check out my outfit. I just got something really cool. Is my mic working? I can hear it in my headphones, if that accounts for anything. Hear anything in mind. Holy. I don't know. This is going to be a hot. All I got to say, if you're going to send us something cool, it better not be some pants from Aeropostale. Noted of Ken having to hover. That's all just that. So sorry. It be. It'd be like a freaking. Like doing a plank. Have the biggest thighs in corant. That is a workout. An eight minute squat. Ken's in there for hours. Still 90. Ken installs like a little grab bar. Before he goes in, he puts on like, those hand wraps for your grand up. So where were you going with that, Ryan? Yeah, Ken's like, come on now, let's keep things moving. Yeah, we need to install one at the merch Barn too. For you, it's just a harness system, like one of those sex rings. He gets a harness stuff. Like he's going ziplining with foot straddles. Holy. That would be something. That'd be possible. Where. Where are we going with this, Ryan? You walk in. You walk in to, like, prank him. He's like, all tangled up. He can't get away. It's on a winch system. I can't breathe. He gets it. He gets it up all the way. The winch battery dies stuck. He calls Darius in. Merchandise man, warehouse manager comes in, gets him down. There's a manual release. Do you want me to pull it? I think it'll drop you all the way, though. Let's keep moving. Let's. Let's keep this train going. Ryan, where were you going with that? Another funny thing that was at our high school too is we had like a designated smoking pit outside the high school. Shut up, dude. I had shut up. No lie. There was a straight up smoking pit. And there was this couple kids. I was in a. I was in like the low English class because I sucked at English because you only knew Canadian at the time. There's a couple kids who were like, kind of like gnarlier dude. And this one kid would like. We would be doing like a test or something, and he would. He was just like such a loose cannon. And he would stand up and he'd be like, Mr. Ma, I'm going for a smoke. And he would just stand up and he would walk out. Okay. He wasn't even of legal age. It was illegal to buy them, but it wasn't illegal to smoke them. It's like having window tint. Yeah. Except for the opposite. What age can you use tobacco? 18. Oh, really? In Canada. So they would just. Some of the kids. I mean, like, every high school had, like, smoking pits. And you, like, knew that that's smoking pit. It was just grab this. To me, it was so, like, there's the parking lot and then the school's right here, and there's like a batch of trees. So it was a designated spot established by the school for smoking. Or was it just like a nose? That's where the kids. Like, that's where you go. But, like, the principal and the school cop would go cruise by at, like, lunchtime because they knew, like, the kids were out there smoking and what tell them want to make their presence. They wouldn't tell them to stop, but they would just be, like, making sure they weren't, like, smoking weed or, like, doing drugs. Just cigarettes. Like, obviously, like. Like, that's where you would go to deal the drugs. Like, you'd meet in the smoking pit. Or, like, if there was ever a fight, they'd be like, meet in the smoking pit and you'd go to the smoking pit. And that's where you. How big was this? Probably like as big as just like, this room. Oh, wow. That's a pretty big pit. And is it actually in the ground? No, it was not an actual. It was like. We're like the. There was like a drain or something. Like a bat. Little cup. Because they're just standing in water. No, there was just a water low lying. I found a wetland. Just a little low. A little low. It had a drain. There's no water. Water. So you guys would just stand around a drain. I didn't go into the smoking pit. I was just. You sure know a lot about it. I bet you're dealing monsters to him, but he's taking a troll. By the. By the smoking at the smoking pit. You're like, I'm not doing the deal out there. I was Dave's shop. Like, that was my. That was on my check. Like, in the memo line. Like, what am I getting paid for every week? Shop it. You're a good shot. Yeah, I guess I refer to it as a shoreline impact zone because, you know, it's obviously a boathouse on the straight line and there's some impact going on. Yeah, I thought this was way more about clapping booties. It's like NFL's greatest hits montage every night with Ken and some single moms in there. Maybe not single. That too. It just depends, you know, I Heard the beach was actually pushing back because they thought there was an earthquake. All the rest of the houses around Ken's started falling into the lake. That's why Ken's house is slab on grade. He couldn't. There wasn't a stick built structure that could take him. Did 10 inches of concrete. Yeah, it's like an airport Runway underneath there. I'm not quite as bad as Gavin, but we're there. I did see a lot of guys that posted Instagram stories of the deer they shot, and some of them straight up looked like first year baby deer. I was like, I can't believe you one, had the balls to shoot this thing. And two, post it to get down on your hands and knees down here and hold up this little baby deer head. Dude. Dude, I don't know. Just support. Were there comments? Were there comments like, bro, I don't know. Ryan's like, dude, I hit that on the way to the gym. How'd you guys end up placing for that? I don't even know what we place, but Dalton did win women's longest putt. What? Yeah. Did you put him down on that? Who wrote him down for that? That was funny. They announced that was an honest accident. I didn't. We must have missed that. It said I didn't Songstead. And they have it on the. On the website. Women's longest putt for the tournament. Yeah, dude, I didn't know it was an accident because when I heard it, I was like, what? That's hilarious. Evan must have just done that and, like, didn't tell any of us to, like, walk away. It was actually Grandpa Ron was the one that was like, oh, we got a proxy. Let's measure it. Maybe Dalton actually did make it, but then grandpa just didn't read the sign and wrote him down. Bone definitely made a big putt. And I remember them filling out the price. Yeah, you did too. Mine wasn't the women. Did you get an award? Please don't tell me that they gave him money. No, no money. What you did was mean on the cleaning lady. In my defense, I didn't notice it when I flushed it. In my defense, that's what a toilet's for. When I flushed it, it did. I did not notice. It looked like that when I came back. When you caught hang time off the seat, you should have thought to look at what had just happened. We'll call you Rocket Man. Buddy. Bro, we gotta fucking give our cleaning lady. No, sorry, let me rephrase that. You. Yeah. Need to give our cleaning lady A Christmas present. Okay, I. That bathroom has been way worse before. No, it is not that. No, it is. That was one of the least were bad times. That was not that bad. Delusional. Wait, so I don't know if Ken still has seen it. I'm delusional. What did it look like? Because what I saw on Monday when I came back here. What did it look like? It looked like the 4th of July happened in the toilet. There's a couple little brown specks when I saw it. No middle. No. It looked like you took a handful of mud and threw it at a. At a wall. It looked like that video. And we took the one dirt bike out and everybody was covered in mud. That was the inside of the toilet bowl. Dude, it was the most atrocious thing I've ever seen. And the way it adhered itself to the porcelain. No amount of flushes would knock it off. It was it so bad. Glad you think it's funny because it's not cool. It wasn't that bad when I left it. Somebody else blew that thing out after that video. Oh, really? Yes. Who here even has the technology to do that? The capability? It wasn't okay when I left on Tuesday. Was that Monday or Tuesday? I did that. It had a full week to end here before she had to go in there with a chisel and safety glasses. I was gone for almost a week. Full week. Until I come back and you're like, oh, my God. That. That toilet got blown out. It was blown out the whole time. I sent a snap in the. You guys saw the snap in the group chat and I sent a snap of the toilet and I said in all caps, Ken fucking Matthews, you assaulted this toilet. I must have all caps. I must have clicked through that snap. Oh, God. Oh. Are you proud of yourself? It looks like a crime Sc. Look at how clean the water is. That shows how hard on there that stuff is. Yeah, that's my bad boys. High velocity. You see why we had a problem with it? Now that's my bad, Ken. I think you need to just take a little bit more accountability for your blowouts. Maybe occasionally you could just take the edge off. You don't got to fine tune it, but maybe you go shoot. Maybe I'll just knock the edge off it. I mean, it's insane, Ken. Like, this is. This is a criminal act. I didn't even notice it. I just flushed that. What does your toilet look like at home? Have you ever peered inside, Ken, what do we gotta do for you to change your legal name? To Ken. That sounds like a disaster. I don't think it's that disastrous. It's probably easier than setting up, like, an llc. And it's probably easier to do now before you continue to acquire more things, like a Link Lincoln. Like, then you'd have to change the title stuff, so you might as well just. We should surprise Ken by changing his name legally for him. That would be awesome if we could do that. No, no, I'm not gonna legally do that. There's enough stuff out there already that I'd have to switch and. Yeah, just doesn't sound fun. What if we change your middle name? Same. Same. Exact same thing. What are you thinking? I was thinking, like, in the middle. Ken Matthews. Then if you're in that linking Continental, you know, they had jfk. Now you got kfm. Kfm? Ken's other friends are trying to change his name now, actually. From Ken. What are they? They're trying to hijack Ken's. Ken's nickname. To what? Greg. Greg. I don't know where that came from. They just are like. Well, it's like, what the hell is going on? My new nickname wasn't good enough, so now I have a new one. D. Are those real Louis Vuitton shoes? Where'd you get those? Pull them on up like you did. You just purchase them online or up in here? Hop in. Let's flash these shoes, man. This dude gets a Rolex one week. Louis Vuitton shoes the next. Kids balling, man. You can hop in where I'm sitting. I don't. You don't like them? Evan and Dalton do get along now, like, the beef is squashed, but they still bicker back and forth. Like, I walked into lunch today, and I hear Dalton kind of, like, toiling about something, and then Evan giving him a dead like, well, maybe if you didn't do such Cheeto things, you wouldn't have that problem. Like, it's so genuine. God damn, Dalton. It's got to be pretty nerve wracking wearing these things. I would be. Scrub the floor. You know, our shoes get toast around here. Let me see those things. Take them off. Yeah, take them off. Steel shoes, Ben. Oh, they look sturdy. I'll give them that. Where do you even buy some something like this? Online. How much were they? Thousand bucks. She just laughed. I was gonna guess more than you could have. 1200. 13. 13. I will give you the company. Don't do that, Ben. Step in. Stepped into it. Rubbing them on your other shoe. Oh, my God. Bro. Bro. Yikes. Ben, you were like, the biggest sneaker head for the longest time. Invalidates everything. I thought they look good on you, though. You like? If you could do a bachelor party right now, what would you do? Boy. Cabo. Nice. Classic. Love it. I love that idea. Sounds great. Yeah, that sounds good. We should probably, like, do one of those fake YouTuber weddings. You know, when, like, Jake Paul, man married Tana Mojo or whatever her name is. And getting fake married for YouTube would be top tier. Who's a YouTuber that we could have you fake Mary. So do everything but sign the paper. Sophie Rain. Like Amelia Hartford. I could do Amelia. What about Sophie Rain? Can you know who she is? I actually don't know who that is. Look her up. She happens to follow C Boys tv. But I think it could happen again. I personally do not. But. Sorry. Sophie Rain and Ken Matthews get married in Cabo. Holy. Oh, yeah. Some context. Sophie Rain is, like, the highest earning of creator. I don't know if you can see it. Yeah. But I think that's probably why she follows us. Just because of the car content. She's probably trying to figure out what to buy with all her money. What do you think? I might have to investigate that a little more, but there you go. Okay, dude, I think we speak that into the world. Sophie rain, Ken Matthews, 2026 Cabo. We don't want that, though, because if Ken married her, like, he would leave us so fast. She made $50 million last year. You could add a second story to your boat house. Maybe even not just the second boat house. Yeah, I'm done filming with you guys. Having you do these pranks on. I don't need any of this anymore. And all of us would say, damn it, Money Mike. Money Mike does. Are you serious? All right. For you audio listeners, three gifts in a row. Our boy Jackson just walked in with five Nike shoe boxes. Hey, yo. These are sick. You're the only one who can fill the shoes of my best man. Dude. Dude. Right? Yes. Yes, I accept. Awesome. Dude, this is so sick. Damn, brother. So Ryan's your best man, huh? And now he is. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Oh, look at that. I was getting nervous. You weren't gonna ask me. Look at that. Dude. Let's go. Damn. I think I owe somebody some money. I took it. The over grooves, man. Let's go, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Dude, these are sick, too. Yeah, so I got. That was the. Dude. It was so much fun ordering. Like, I got everyone different pairs, obviously, dude. Thank you, Mike. Of course. I'd be honored, bro. Absolutely. These are sick. Those are sick. Those are those reflective? Yeah, the. The Nike signs. Reflective, bro. These are so sick of this beauty. Holy. Are you buying that kid? Is it a convertible? Yes, you're buying it. You have had to buy. Yes. Are you serious? That is so sick. How much is it? Oh, that's actually a pretty decent deal. Hold the trigger on it right now. Let's go get it today. I want to go look at it at least. What do you mean, look at it? I'm looking at it right now. It looks great. Let's go. Last podcast, Mike bought a Viper. You gotta buy one, right? Yes, yes. Calling it now. Someone buys a car on the podcast. Every single podcast. So my buddy Slim got himself a proper fishing boat this summer or this spring. He picked it up just a little like early 90s, like a 16 footer, 40 horse motor on it. Just a proper fishing rig. And he has had it out eight times this year. Never had a problem with it. Runs like a top. And before he could even get to shore, I whip a U turn and just crank the throttle wide open and the lower unit just explodes out of the boat. Like all the bad metal noises. I can't even. But. And just see, it's Slim. Just slowly turn around. He's. Yeah. Halfway from the. From the doctor to its truck. Just turns. It just gives me that look like really, really. This guy. So now what? He's got to get a new lower unit. It wasn't my fault. Never is. Never is, you know. Never had insurance when you finally needed it, though. Yeah. But I ended up. It'll. It buffed. That. That reminds me of Compound fracture. Yeah, but it. It flips around a little now. We just buffed it up. It's. It's good. Now if your pointer finger is longer than your ring finger, you, like, didn't get a certain amount of like a hormone at birth. And they found that, like, it holds up with like, people that are. Can we. Homosexual. I got two gay cousins. Should we call them up and chat? Yes, call them up and check me, actually. Yeah, I got. Actually I got a gay buddy. I got a gay buddy. I'll call up. So straight up, I was just like mind blowing because he said that and I was like, wow, I wonder. Maybe need to take this to the boys. So you took this, this information from this podcast, face value. It's true. No. Okay. But I just, I wanted, you know, I think it could mean something. So I just wanted to, you know, just put it to the test. Yeah. Let me call my buddy. Hello. Well, define the ratio here. Yeah, yeah, I need a tape measure because Spenny's is looking pretty mountainous over there. Wait, so I don't know, is this just a whole thing to get us to look like this at our nails? Now, how do we know C.J. ryan's looking. Looking hetero? Yeah, looking pretty hetero. That's a pretty hetero. I'm definitely not out clean yet, Spenny. But that makes sense because I got my cousin. Yeah, it might be something biological. Yeah, it might be biological. And then I somehow in the genetics. Yeah, I just made it out clean, not clean. But you don't know. Have you ever thought about it? I've never thought about it. Well, you should think harder about it. I feel pretty comfortable. Ben, you look pretty stumped over there. You good? Pretty quiet. The newlywed couple. What's up, brother? Dude, I've been waiting so long to say this. My wife. What's up, Sid? All right, let's go. A little backstory for the listener. Mike and Sydney got married last night. We had their wedding yesterday. I mean, I feel bad saying this for the other people's weddings that I've been to, but it was actually the best wedding I've ever been to. Thank you. It was. There was so much stuff that happened at the wedding. That's for damn sure. There was so much stuff, and it was just. It was just a great time. It just really was from Gavin, stealing Ken's Continental with Evan doing donuts right before the best man speech, dusting out everyone eating, you know, your hot dog stand. How much money did you make last night on the hot dog stand, man? Quite a bit, actually. Like, 300 bucks. And I didn't even work it. Your uncle just came over there and shoved a bunch of money in my pocket. That's the best. Another profitable night, huh? You guys all look so hungover, dude. Everyone's pretty clapped in sunglasses. I know you guys aren't supposed to be talking right now, but, like, half the crew has their sunglasses on. And I also want to apologize right now. I. Yeah. Look her in the eyes. Do it. I am very sorry. You know, we were just hanging out, a couple Tonys and. It's okay. I know you had to make it about you. No, no, no. I was not trying to make it about me. It just kind of ended up. Ended up with the keys in my hands and in the ignition. Was it cool at least? Did it look cool? No. That's actually the worst part is that it didn't. It didn't look cool, because it was, you know, just. What was the stigma for the listener? What were you saying? You were just sitting in your chair, right? I'm so sorry, but I do want to. Oh, yeah. All getting ready for speeches. So we're trying to get everyone to be in their seats. The DJ was like, make sure everyone's in their seats. All of a sudden, literally, all the black tuxes running over there. Yeah, literally. The MC goes, all right, we're just waiting for the bridal party to sit back down. And then you see Gavin doing donuts 25ft from the tent. Like, we see donuts literally every day. Of course, at least once a week, someone's doing a donut around here. 2. I doubt some of our family has seen someone do a donut since Uncle Timmy got drunk 25 years ago. You know, like, people were nervous. They thought you were gonna hit 100. You slid into the trees. Were they nervous, you think? I was nervous? I thought you guys put it into the trees. At one point, from the angle I was sitting, you backed it up extremely close. And I knew that Evan and Gavin were pretty liquored up from the moment I saw them. They had already put in a pretty solid shift for the last three, four days is. So they pulled up rolling. Oh, man. We just came off the mozzarella sticks, and, yeah, you guys are at Dorbas. So they pull up. We immediately ripped the sleeves off Gavin because he looked weird having sleeves on in his. In his tuck. So we ripped those off. What did you think about that thing I noticed at the ceremony? I'm, like, looking around at everyone. I see Gavin. I'm like, did you like it? It was appropriate. I think she'd be lying if she said she liked it. I mean, it wasn't, like, bad. There's a batch if you want them. They're still in the car. We can definitely sew them back on. I don't even have the shirt anymore. It's completely gone. There's nothing. It's ripped to smitherings. Ripped to smithering. It was okay. I just was so surprised at how, like, rough it was. It was a hand. It was a hand job. Like, I mean, we just ripped it. We just ripped it. Like, we didn't use a scissors. Nothing. Just. Yeah, that's. That showed. But that. That was all right. That's what he prefers, though. And at my wedding, I would hope that you would show up like that, be yourself. Like, that's just so on brand. And. And Evan being just a little bit on, like, the fence. Of not knowing where he's at. I like that, you know. What do you mean, not knowing where he's at? He was just on one. Oh, he's just looking around. Yeah. Where am I? I got some good shots of Gavin tearing up the grass. You did a really good job, dude. You were staying right there with me. You were on the inside loop, man. Oh. Because you were going two miles an hour. That's how I knew we were doing something right. When Dalton came running over getting the camera, I was like, all right, it. I don't know about doing something right, but you were doing something. Yeah, exactly, dude. I was even apologizing just for being there. I felt guilty just building it because you were instigating me. If you come over with the camera. No, I'm going to run it. You were already doing it. Speaking of putting poisonous things in your lungs and reaping the ramifications of it, I have been working on getting us life insurance because we're working on our buy sells. We're working on becoming a proper company with proper benefits, right? All of our rates are pretty similar except for one. Oh, God. Our buddy Kenjamin. Kenjamino. Okay, let's. So these are all of our things, right? They're all together. Notice this because it's just presumed they're in the same room. So. So sit down, Ken. Sit down. Yeah, come on in here, bud. So preferred is like the best non smoker, they said, is probably what we'll get. So it's about eleven hundred dollars a for two million dollars worth of coverage, per se. Something about rapping. Anyone want to guess what ol Ken Jamino's is? Because I had him. He's a known vapist. And I asked him, I said if he quits, you know, for like a test and whatever. And they said if he was to say he quit and then started again and there was nicotine in his system, they could deny the claim. So I was like, all right. Probably not worth it. Is he over? Double, triple. Holy shit. What? This is all because he's a vapor. Pissed pretty much three times. Is it worth it, Ken? Now you're costing me money. Now your vaping's costing me money. Okay, so I hear this. I actually was thinking this week, I'm like, before you even brought this up, I was like, it's time to stop. What? Cuz now's the time, Ken. 616. Like, I. I've been trying to cut back alcohol in my life. And then I was like, okay, well, what's the Next thing I'm going to cut back that. Honestly. So yeah, honestly, it's, it's time to cut that. Yeah. For literally $1,600 a year or $2,300. Jesus Christ. This was actually one of the better quotes. Dude, this is a huge moment. This is, this is a huge billboard. Didn't do it. This is it. This is it. This moment. Right? Take out and throw it away. I, I actually don't, I don't have one right now. Talking about cuz I, I, I, I just don't have one now. Now you don't even have to be worried, dude. Congratulations, Ted. Congratulations. Holy. After everything we've done over the last five years of trying to get you to quit. $1,500 did it. Last year I surprised everybody with gifts, but with tariffs. Tariffs is the reason. And you cheap bastard credit card fees. We have foregone the Christmas special gifts this year. Oh, I thought you were gonna say, but I did get like the whole group one little thing. No, I actually I was talking to GLD about getting us custom life wide open chains, but they said they couldn't do it in six days notice, so. Well, maybe next year you have something to look forward to. And your butt is coming in what part of the sentence? Oh, it's just straight up, no gift butts can't come. There it is. No, there's no but in this sentence. There is no gifts this year. Have you guys seen the theory going around on Tick Tock that like I'm off the rails on. Oh yeah, that's awesome, dude. I mean, not awesome. Actually, it's, it's not awesome. I don't know. Hold on. What? Yeah, people think that I'm just like doing basically every time but like, but wiped his nose heavily and they're like, see this? They're like, you can just totally tell he's just off, off his, he's all strong, strong out. And some people are like, well like obviously they're, you know, they're YouTubers, rock star, like obviously doing it. And then other people are like, yeah, like how else do you think they like keep up with that lifestyle? And then other people are like, dude, so bummed to see this. I see a lot of those like, oh man, so bummed. Dude. I knew exactly after seeing it in the video that people were gonna think that it was when we were building the houseboat and we were cutting all the wood for the inside of it. And then I was cutting the freaking fence post dusty. It was super dusty. And then cj Comes up or Dalton comes up with the camera, and I was just, like, fresh off of. Just, like, wiping my nose of, like, sawdust eyes all watery. Yeah. I was trying to talk during it, and, yeah, they saw that clip, and then they were just like, he is off his mind, and I can't even have allergies anymore. I was like, dude, and since we don't do. And, like, you don't think anything of it. Oh, I probably shouldn't wipe my nose on camera or whatever. Yeah. It's so far off base. I commented on that. One of the most viral ones, and I was just like, bro, laughing face. Laughing face. Like, what? This is funny. But absolutely not. Ben, why are you so obsessed with touching me? Because you just love to, like, poke me and grab me by my waist. Yeah, it's just really weird thing to poke when we're in public and you come up behind me and grab. Put both your hand. Yeah, it's weird, dude. People are gonna start thinking weird things. Like, it's not like I hold on to them for a while, but I do give them a little squeeze. It's just, like, to remind you that they're there. I feel like you're getting used to living with them. So me touching them is you being like, oh, yeah, they're still there. And then every time I poke your belly, it's more of just like, a curiosity thing of, like, what's the folks gonna feel like stared at it. Yeah, dude, Evan's belly is insane. Like, look at it, dude. No, like, look. Actually look at this. Hold on. Just let me let. For the camera, it's like, what was the turning point? This is a hard poke right here, and it isn't even going in. Just. Just so much beer. Dude, you're bloated. It's just simply full of beer. Drinking so much beer for the poop. The past three years I've known you, it's only the past year that you started to show it. Yeah, no, I've been drinking a lot of beer lately. Like, even more beer. Yes. And how do we feel about that? I usually feel pretty good after six or eight beer. It was a bad situation, but I hope there's people out there watching that could use the. The positivity that I had and the courage. The inspiration, man. Yeah, I mean, I'm obviously, like, I'm dealing with a lot. I got. This is like, I've rode dirt bikes my whole life, and I could maybe never ride again, but I'm not gonna let an injury stop me. And if you're listening and dealing with the same, I hope you push through and get back to doing what you love. Stay positive while doing so. Stay positive while doing so. Maybe stay in the gym and keep having fun, too. Yeah. Love you, Spiny. You're a warrior. Yeah. I'm glad. Hello? Good afternoon. Is this Gavin? Who's this? Is this Gavin Carlson? Gavin, my name is Rita, and I work with the Minnesota State Department of Health. Do you have a moment Say this is an urgent matter. Do you have a moment, Gavin? No. Sorry. You're breaking up. What is this about? My name is Rita, and I work with the Minnesota State Department of Health. We are attempting to control the spread of a sexually transmitted disease in our area. Your name has been given to us from several individuals as we've been conducting interviews of sexual activity. I need to ask you a few questions. Can you please inform me of your last 60 days of sexual activity? He just hung up. Oh, I think you call him back again and. And say that just one individual, though. Don't say several. Got it. But that was really good. That was really good. I think. Call him back. Call him back. Back. He's like, now he's on the run. He's on the run. Gavin. Hi, this is Rita calling back. I must have lost you there. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Wonderful. Do you have a moment so I can ask you a few questions? What is this about? It's a sexually transmitted disease that's spreading in our area, and we've been given your name as someone who's potentially been infected. Okay. So I just need to know a few things. Firstly, what do you need to know? Have you noticed any abnormalities in your genital area as far as lesions, burning while you urinate, itchy irritation, anything like that? No. No. Okay, good. Good. That's good. Have you been with anyone who. Which you share a direct relation with in the last 30 days? No. Okay. Have you engaged in any fellatio or cunnilingus in the last 30 days in the state of Minnesota? No. Okay. That does not eliminate you from the propensity to have this disease. We are also working with the Colorado State Department of Health, so they may be contacting you as well. What's the disease? It is herpes. What's the potential for? Also gonorrhea. There's several different cases here we're working on. We're just trying to narrow it down right now. Okay. Okay. So just keep your phone on you you. So that the Colorado State Department of Health can also reach you and I do have one more question here. This is a little bit awkward because, you know, the context of the conversation is a little bit uncomfortable, so bear with me here, but is this Gavin Carlson from Shred80? No. Oh, this isn't three wheeler Gavin, is that you? Okay. My son's just a huge fan of his, so I thought if you were him, I wanted you to say hi to him quick. He's at work with me. I'm sorry about that. That. No, it's okay. Sorry. Bye. Bye. He couldn't get off the phone quick enough. No, no, no, this is not Gavin Gson from Shad80. No, that's not me. Okay, bye. I feel like we should call him back now on our number. No, no, let him sit. Let him sit. Oh, my gosh. Dude, he's probably like, you know, he's, he's sweating. Calling anybody? No, that's not me. By. That was so good, Angela. That was so good. He was trying to play dumb and. No. No. Nope. Okay. What the heck, bro? Heck. What up? Did you just. What? What's up? I just got a weird phone call from freaking some lady in Minnesota, and it was weird. I, I, I was actually gonna call you and tell you I got a weird call, bro. That I literally just got the same call. And she was asking for your contact. What was that about? I don't know. She was just asked like, I didn't even think it was like, a real lady. And then she was freaking about sexual disease, STD or something. I don't know. It was weird. Regarding what? But then just asking if I'd hooked up with anybody in the last 30 days in Minnesota and stuff like that. Well over two months ago that I hooked up, I used the condom and I felt fine. So what she say? It was. She just asked a couple questions and then she's like, okay. And then she ended it so weird with saying, oh, and then can I have you just say hi to my son? I was like, that's kind of inappropriate. And then I just hung up after that. She's like, are you three Wheeler Gavin? Oh. So she just wanted me to say shut up. Yes. What? What is right, bro? So it was so weird because, yeah, I just said no. I just said no. And I didn't say hi to him. I was like, no, I gotta go. Oh, that was kind of a dick move. What the. It was a weird situation, bro. So, yeah, she called me and was like, hi. So we've been contacted by someone that, you know, tested positive for. I don't even know what she said. Gonorrhea, maybe. And yeah. Is that bad? I don't think gonorrhea is that bad, but I. Like I said, I use a condo. Is it not bad? Gonorrhea is bad, but I don't know. What. I don't think I have gonorrhea. What do you mean you don't think? I guarantee I don't. I think I'd feel some type of weird way. I think my pee would burn. I felt 100 normal. Itchy? No itchy at all. Orts? Nothing. Are you playing a prank now? No, no, no. I'm just asking. I'm just asking because she just called me. She called me and was like. Like somebody tested positive and they had told me that they were like hooking up with someone that was coming to film with you. So she had my contact information and I was like, okay. Well, yeah, I mean, it was probably so. She was asking if I could connect her with you. Why would she not have already had my number? Like, why would she know my name and stuff? I don't know why. That doesn't make sense. I gave it to her, okay? I mean, are you in trouble or what? No, why would I be in any trouble? What are you talking about? Why you sound so nervous then? You're making me nervous. What the freak? Dude, you just gave her my number and it didn't even like look official or anything. I don't even know why I answered and talked to her. What'd she say? Okay. It was the stupidest thing ever. What? Okay, I can't. Are you messing with me? Me? No. Are you messing with me? No. Go into depth. Like, what did she say? She just said she worked with the Minnesota State Department of Health. So that made her sound official. It was just weird as freak though. Have you got checked lately? No. What about. Are you being dead ass? Are you messing with me? Well, have you gotten checked? Are you? No, I don't ever. I've never gotten checked. I've always. No. Well, that might be a problem. Bro. Bro, for what? I told you I used a condom. Them. What about that other chick that you were telling me about? Dude, I blow jobs. What about. I'm not freaking Raw dog and chick though. I hate you guys. You guys are the worst. You guys are all so stupid. That's not even fun, bro. How nervous are you? Gavin. Gavin, How. Hi, it's me. I did not like that. What the hell you guys here? Gavin, I got Rita on the phone here. Gavin, it's me. Rita. No, I hate that. I'm going to ask you to go ahead and pursue the use of Saran Wrap full body and go get tested. Gavin, you're an dude. You wouldn't say hi to her son. Bro, it did not feel like the right circumstances. Hey. Hey, what's up, dude? It's me, Three wheely Gavin. Gav, we said that was the only time you've ever not claimed to be three wheeler Gaff. Now you'll be gonorrhea. Gav. Dude, I was just watching the new video, literally about to comment and then I got that freaking phone call. Scared the out of me. The new video was beautiful though. I was laughing my ass off. That was so good. Appreciate that. Dude, your Finland vids have been awesome too. Or icy. You're awesome, dude. You're amaz. You guys are awesome. I don't have any rooms booked. It's okay, dude. It was. Took everything out of me. Just hit the flights booked so it's direct. That's nice. Not Delta, bro. We don't have the money for that. I was honestly looking up for YouTube. You paid for their stuff or. No. Are they currently? Yeah, but I mean, it's just easier if we pay. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, we could do the non monetary favors. Whatever. I believe he called them a back door. Well, you guys might be sharing a room, so be perfect. Bro. I just opened my tik tok and it just opened to eff it. Shred 80 football highlights and it's his. Football highlights? Yeah, football highlights. It's amazing how they manage to like find you. But like people are putting in the work and like digging up stuff. I agree. Like it's insane. Like every time I open it's something somehow related to us from someone I don't even know. I haven't listened to the new podcast, but I've been taking some flack in my tik tok about being naked on a motorcycle chasing Gavin. Damn, that just came out. Oh yeah. People are literally commenting. It's like the 10th time you've been naked on a dirt bike. No, that's the first time I have a picture of you. Never been naked on a dirt bike. Come on, Spenny, you've told me stories before. There's no way. Oh, that's true. I wasn't there, but I was naked on a bike before. Yeah, you're right. Probably the first time. Being talked about on a podcast. Yeah, it's like they're. They're. They're chirping you or what? Yeah, they're just I don't even know what they're saying. They're just saying, like, that I'm sus. After chasing Gavin naked on a dirt bike. Dude, CJ and I stripped down naked on our pit bikes with ice tires and did wheelies on the ice. That was pretty fun. And random. Pointless. Weird. I guess, yeah. Are you justifying it? Yes. I'm saying it's not. It's not crazy. It's like. It's like riding a horse naked. It's not crazy. Crazy. One kid goes, explain yourself. Riding dirt bikes naked, chasing Gavin. That's a valid point. And then another guy says, concerning Gavin with no clothes on the dirt bike. Concerning him. These comments are coming in and I'm like, how do these guys know about this? Cuz I haven't listened to the new podcast. I think we just blow up your spot for like an hour. Yeah, the whole time, literally. It's all right, though. It was funny. I feel like everybody should probably ride a dirt bike naked at once. Dude, it's so exhilarating. It's like skinny dipping. Everybody at work once. Everybody at once. Not one time. It's like skinny dipping. Have you guys never skinny dipped? Ryan, that was the most quad guy thing I think I've ever heard you say. Come on now, Ryan. Like, we should go do it after this. In the rain. In the rain. Nice little drizzle. You know what happens when it rains? We figure that out. Not all at once. That's not what I meant. I meant to say not at once. Once either. I meant just to say someone. Everyone should do it at one. Not together is what I'm trying to say. I just spent the last 10 days with you. You talked such a big game, and I have seen the worst performance imaginable. I'm still out there having fun. I'm talking to the girls, getting their numbers. I'm just setting myself up for in the future. I don't need any one night. Yeah, no one night stands. We're just looking for the future girl right now. What were you doing in the courtyard the other night? That's a whole nother story after. Oh, let me hear. This wasn't good, man. You know, I have a slight love for hippie chicks. And we were in moab. Land of the hippies. A lot of hippies. A lot of douchebags. So many just. I would say I've never seen it like that. I think. I don't know what that was about. Yeah. What are you. Maybe I was running around looking too redneck. Dude, you can hear him punching him. That's my mom. So she. He was already on the hood before this. Just kicks the back it off. Keep in mind, this thing is in perfect condition. Yeah, the cops are coming, buddy. And then he, like, kind of stops for a little bit here. Yeah. So then he. He circles around here. Watch this. But look at him. He looks. His hand. Piece of. I'm so mad, dude. I've never. What's he seen anybody do that in my life. That is insane. Yeah, just one hand punches. So, I mean, that's what. I wouldn't want to fight him. I mean, dude, how about this right here? Oh, yeah, he's on drugs. Starts humping the thing. You see, he thinks it's a Decepticon. Replay that punch again. That punch was insane. Watch him. One hand punch it. And my. Cracked it. My dad's like. Or my mom's like, he's gonna break his hand. And then he just turns and looks at his hand. It was pretty funny, me. Watch this. Look at the glass. Breaks his hand. Looks down at like, oh, that hurts, you piece of. My mom was. Your mother's the sweetest lady in the world, too. I don't think I've ever heard her swear. Yeah. Yeah, it was kind of her first time, I think, dude. Yeah, that felt good for her. Get it out. But, yeah, I suppose. But anyways, yeah, my dad was. He's, I think, a little torn up still about it, obviously, because his prized possession just got literally up, up and assaulted. And, like, you know, he thinks about things like, he doesn't want to have an accident on it on its vehicle report for resale. And, like, you know, he spent years just keeping this thing pristine, and now it's like, to him, it's like, not as good once you have to go and, like, get it fixed and, like, the guy up pretty decently. My point is that he looks at it differently than we would. Like, we would be like, what? You know, I got a good podcast story. We'd move on, done. We'd go get it fixed, whatever. But it just. It hits a little different. And then he's also pretty bummed because I think he. When my mom was saying he wishes that he would have done something, but I'm like, no, that would have been stupid. I don't know. Do something about it. I don't know what you could do, dude. Minnesota. He would have gotten in trouble. Yeah. Like, if your dad literally touched him, it would be like, well, who knows? He could have gotten the drugs on him or he just Would have. He could have gotten stabbed. Yeah, or he could have, you know, end up actually kicking the guy's ass. And then it just gets flipped on him. Act, surprise, show, dismay, denied, deny, deny. Then you attack with comedy accusations. It's got a formula for this. Hello. Do you know what it. What? What kind of stickers those were that ended up on my truck? Well, you gave me the gooby gone in the court torch, but the gooey gone was flammable. And now I melted my door hand. So now. And it melted into the. Like with a lot. I can't open my doors. Can't open your doors because of what? Now this. This. Is so tough. Ask who could have done it. The stickers this, the stickers, The damn wheel stickers that. I don't know. I think it was Dalton D or whoever. They put those stickers on my door handles. And then I was trying to clean it off. You told me heat it up with the torch and try to scrape it or to put the gooby gun on it. And then I put the goo with the torch cuz it's hot. Well, yeah. I didn't know gooby gun was flammable. It's oil. Yeah, now my wrap is melt. Then my door handle doesn't work. Oh, that's funny. Was it Dalton? I. I have no idea. Because I'm gonna loosen his lug nuts up if it was him. Well, you should do that anyway. Well, I got it off the one side and then I found out this son of a. Put it on. On multiple doors. So then I was, I. I just put a lot of gooby gone on there. And I just hit it with the torch right away, trying to speed things up. It says flammable right on that bottle. I was irritated and didn't have time to read. But you didn't see who took those stickers? I didn't see who. Who put them on your truck? Well, I mean, I. Yeah, I would love to know if you saw who put them on my truck. Truck, but I'm saying they were. All the stickers were in the shop in the work base. So I thought maybe you saw who stole the stickers. No, I gave the one to Ben. You gave. So it was Ben. I thought it was. I swore. Red one. I gave him a big red one. I'm like, what do you want to do with this? And I was gonna stick it. I was pretending to stick it on the. On the side by side. And he grabbed it from me and Shooting garbage. Okay, so I should look at Benoit. I Don't know. Well, if you were, if you were a betting man, who do you think I should suspect? Well, I would hate to throw anybody under the bus. All right, well, I'll get to the bottom of this. I just, I, I, I, I'd hate to be the guy that did it. Boy, I wouldn't too. I wouldn't want you mad at me. Well, I would never be mad at you. I know you would never do that. I know you'd never cause me to burn half my wrap off my truck, wreck a door handle right before for Christmas. I have presents to buy in a family. Yeah, that would stink. I would have read the label first. So you're telling me it's not the sticker applicator's fault, it's the gooby gone guy's fault? Well, did you not look at the gooby gone like that stuff is happening? Well, I looked at it was running down my door things. Oily mess. It's not good. Good. No. All right, well, we'll figure it out. All right, we'll talk to you later. Yep, I'll let you know. Big wrench. Big wrench. Can't take accountability. Donated somewhere in. Where? Jesus. Somebody needs to lube the door hinge is it sounds like Evan farted because Mike's walking away. He had to get a breather. It's a good thing we're cornered back here, huh? Good thing that I've actually been doing it the whole time, but everyone with headphones in didn't know I could hear it. Getting ready for wine night. Dude, I think we found your new spot, Ev. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, this is definitely your spot. Big Ken's gonna be pissed because he can't scroll his phone to not look up what we're asking him to. Are you gonna put Ken on that side? I don't know. I think we're gonna put him in his own, like, elevated for the. Yeah, some kind of like Buddha chair cross legged right here, raised up in the middle. We're ripping across the seven mile bridge, which as far as I'm concerned is the longest bridge in America, bro. Seven miles is a long ways. And you're, you're on this sketchy two lane. It's got like a shoulder about this wide. We're driving down it and the tire blows. The trailer starts swaying back and forth, almost hits the freaking wall wall of the bridge. There's oncoming traffic and I yell tire. To which Gavin yells, where? And I'm like, what the do you mean where? Behind us. He thought I yelled, fire. So he locks up the or, starts slowing down pretty quickly because he thought we were on fire. But that's obviously. I mean, couldn't you feel it behind the wheel, Gav? Then you got. Well, a lot was happening. Obviously, there was something wrong. Yeah. I hear him say yell tire, and I hear fire, And I just immediately, me. I'm like, well, we gotta get this taken care of right now. Got a little chaotic, and we eventually get to the side of the road, and then a semi about takes the mirror off on the side of our pickup. It was a narrow bridge. Goes, this is not worth dying for. We have to get off this bridge. So we're like, all right, we're gonna limp this. This trailer, dragging it on the rim. But it was bare rim. Just. Oh, it was okay. So we're like, all right, it'll be fine. You know, it's just going to roll. Well, the tire eventually disintegrates the rest of the way. Then you get to the rim, and then you hit one of, like, those things in the bridge, you know, where they, like, flex. And it caught the tire and then, like, tore up the rim. And so then we basically ended up just dragging it on the hub seven miles. Well, we basically wore completely through the rim, and then. And then got into the hub. Mike, why don't you show off your trophy? Trophy? That's. Dude, what's left of the wheel. Like, oh, my gosh, be careful. It's really dirty. So, like, even if you guys know what a drum break on a old car or a trailer looks like, even the drum brake is like, a half moon. A solid third. Yeah. Same size as that. Just gone. I think you gotta tell the best part, though, now. It started on fire. It started on fire. On fire. Dude. I'm sitting there, like, kind of eyes closed. We're driving, you know, I'm just listening. Dalton's like, you know, we're talking about how your guys tire blue. Whatever. And then Dalton goes, man, Mike's always starts on fire. Leave it to Mike. That's why we're using Mike's trail. Of course. Start on fire. And I just was like, bro, the tie. I'm in my head. I was like, the tire blue. You're being a little dramatic. I don't think it counts as a fire. And then an hour later, I look at the text message, I see the video. The thing was actually on fire. Yeah, it started sparking, and I look back and I. One of those times, like, sometimes I think something, and I don't Say it out loud. But this time I go, I think it's going to start on fire. And then by that time, it was already everything you own, Mike. Everything. House, dude, not your house. You better be careful, though. The rubber had, like, not a lot of rubber, but enough rubber to light on fire. Had, like, got behind the rim and was wrapped up in the axle. So the sparks started that rubber on fire. But the problem was the. The floor of the trailer is wood. It's all metal. Trailer. I said that right away. I'm like, what's a metal trailer? It can't burn that good. And I realized it's. It's made out of wood and with a bunch of gasoline. Bikes in there, too. A generator, four bikes, one wheels. Lithium batteries. That was just a bomb. That was just an absolute bomb waiting to go off. I'd have been so bummed to lose two starks, the Harley and the R6 dirt bike. That would have sucked. It wasn't an option. But we fired in our half water bottles. We didn't have much, and we. Ryan used a coke. Fired in Ryan's coke. My coke was a sacrifice. And then Evan pulls out this gallon jug of water, and we're like, sick. Putting the fire out. So sketchy. That was about the longest we spent out of the vehicle. And what it was. Dude, we just watch all together, man. Yeah, play it, Play it. You know me. I can be a little dramatic, dude. Yeah, I thought you guys were drunk. Listening to the way you were talking, Ryan. Yeah, I can be a little dramatic. Okay, You. I was like. That's the funniest part. Obviously, I am in this moment being pretty dramatic. He honks at me, bro, our rig is burning. You don't. Yeah, get out of the way. Sorry we inconvenience you. You had to swap lanes for a second. Oh, sl. The down. Me being dramatic. Me being dramatic. And then I calm down. All right. Watch out for these cars. And then look at this guy. He literally is in our lane. You. Dude, he probably couldn't see you. Can I. I couldn't do. I was going to say. Can I Devil's advocate for the. That guy. Oh, yeah. You could see the freaking trailer with flashers and fire, but you were running, like, 50ft behind it with just an iPhone light. No, that was right behind the trailer. But that helped when I did that. I think it helped. People started moving over earlier, but, yeah, I think it did help. But I could see where they're like, what is this maniac doing? Where if, like, if it was just the flaming trailer. Maybe he wouldn't have. But honestly, I respect what you did because you were looking out for all of us trying to be firefighters. So thank you, Ryan. Thank you for your service. What I'm excited for is to see the mark in the bridge. When we drive home, I don't even know if we should talk about it. We might get charged for seven miles. We're sitting at the bar. Evan, myself, and Mike and the. The bartender. Evan starts telling the story, like, yeah, we blew a tire on the way in on the bridge. You got goes, that was. You guys shut up. Yes. And we go, what? You heard about that? He goes, yeah. Where? It gets around pretty quick. It's pretty small town. What the. I love women that are older. That's probably my biggest problem. And they love you. They do love me. Yeah. Because I'm at, like. They think that you're, like, low 40s. Yeah, 100. I'm at the perfect age to get the woman I like. I love these older women, and now I finally have a chance to get them, so it's been hard staying away from them. Explain what the dilemma was, though. You met a cute girl. She looks younger, but she's older. She's correct. And you guys had a late night. Had a late night. We just hung out, man. But, you know, and it was pretty. Pretty lowkey, all things considered. The biggest problem was how much I fell in love, if you want to know the truth. Yeah, I fell in love. Yeah. You're still pretty flustered about it, but I'd say that. I'd say that's not the biggest problem, though. Yeah. That seems, like, pretty. That's, like, the second problem to the first biggest problem. She's married is an option. She's married. No, no, no. What do you mean, no? The picture you showed me. Like, if you zoom in on her hand, she's clearly wearing a wedding ring. Stop, guys. I'm getting anxious. Well, we're not gonna. We're not gonna show a picture. We're not gonna say either. This is not on you. Correct. I don't think this is on you at all. Married woman that was not wearing her wedding ring. Correct. That told Gavin that she was single. And then Gavin told us how in love he was, and we started doing some research, and we were like, oh, yeah, this woman is married. And he goes, how do you know? And we go, well, here's a photo of her with her husband and kids yesterday. Yeah, well, he was like. He was being weird about it. I got her first name and Then I found her under his following, and it was literally yesterday. I was like, what do you mean you were under debate whether she had a husband or not. She just posted a picture yesterday with him. Gavin feels like he did something wrong, but I feel like you didn't. Thank you for that. Well, you didn't know genuinely me were duped. You're not wrong for feeling bad. I'd feel bad about it. So bad. Yeah. It's really just a cruel world out there, man. You can't trust anyone. I can actually feel. Yeah. Gavin. I can feel the energy off of Gavin. Right. No, it's okay. I've been worked up about it just because of how much I actually liked her, too. That is a bummer. You never know. She was pretty. She was. She was very impressed, too. She was like, wow, that. You know. I know. Oh, not good, bro. Oh, makes the guy all worked up like. Holy crap. Do you think your man even rides three wheelers? That's probably the problem, dude. Last time we went and got one of the boys X rayed, we found out that Evan had a matchbox car shoved up his ass after your Sandrail accident. Why is there a little toy car? Well, I mean, you don't think. That shouldn't have anything to do with my. My back problems, though, should it? Like that. That shouldn't even be. Normally people take that out right away. But how about you, CG Fortnite. Fortnite Got all horned up, played Fortnite. Alex. Wonder why you were so sweaty while you were gaming. N. That's normal. No, I. I didn't really game that much. I probably played like an hour and a half, but spent the rest of the day jerking. Oh, no. I don't know what I did. I can't remember. So, speaking of weddings, do you guys remember how when we were at Heydays, that guy proposed to his. Yeah now. Fiance right in front of us? It was on video. Yeah, well, his name's Jameson. He asked if I could ask you to be ordained and marry them. Are you joking right now? I'm being dead serious. He wants you to officiate the wedding. No. No. I think he's saying no way in. Oh, I was like. I'm just. Sorry. No way. I can't wait. So. No. Dang it. No. When is it? I can get the details. It's next summer. What? Is he gonna be busy? You got plenty of time. We can move stuff away. Yeah. Yeah, we can move. I think you should do that. And then I also have been pulling for you. To do the same for my wedding. But Alex keeps saying no. No. I just know that Alex would want a different direction for your wedding. I think she deserves and what you're gonna get. She's been getting everything she wants for the wedding. I have one ask, and it's for Ken to do the officiating. Well, you are planning a stunt show. Yeah. You're hosting that part, though. Oh, perfect. Yeah, but that. The stun show is just part of it. That doesn't. That's not something I want. That's something that's gonna happen. It's not like I get one ask and I think. Think it's for Ken. The stunt shows, that's. That's a done deal. Like there's nothing we can do about. There's no true rule of thumb, but I think the guy should get three asks. So, I mean, you got the stunt. How many did you get, Mike? I got three. Oh, there you go. What'd you get? I could invite you guys. That one was tough to get through that actually used up all three of my asks on that one. The viper was the second one and carrot cake was the third one. What a terrible waste of a third one. Well, I mean, you can't. You did not get much out of this. If I would have said stunt show, like, I wouldn't have got it. So, Ken, will you do it for him? Jameson? He's watching right now. I think it depends on how long I. I don't like. What. What. What does that entail? Like, am I the main guy talking? Well, I mean, you'll be. You'll be running through their vows. You'll be talking. You know, we gather here, here today to Mary Jameson and his soon to be wife, Sophie. They love each other very, very much. They've been through so many ups and downs and, you know, marriage is like a. A roller coaster. It. It goes ups and downs, but no matter what, so much fun. You stay on the ride because you can't hop off. And also, it's so much fun, guys. And 20 minutes tops. Ken, you got this? Yeah. I think you're doing nice. I feel like you gotta spend a weekend or two with them, though, so you get to know him as a couple for sure. So you can say some nice things about them. Actually, let me. So you're gonna think about it. Will you be my ordained minister? I don't know if it's ordained. I don't even know what the name. Proper naming is this. But will you do mine? Would you? You won't. Damn so even if I can persuade Alex to say yes. Ass. You will say no. I think yours has a lot more, like, pressure on it. Are you kidding me? People would love it. They'd be glued. It has less pressure, I feel like. Than. Than this other guy. Yeah, they're gonna be like. Most of the people, they're like, who's this tall, bearded man? Yeah, but we're. We're such an. I don't know. And why is he wearing a ketchup costume? Ken, I think you need to slurp a minnow before the pod. Yeah, let's do it. End it out, Ken, with. With the minnow. No. No. Why not? I'll do it with you. Put it in your cars. You won't even know. You. No, I'm. I'm not doing a minnow shot. But we don't have any fireball. You just. Just eat the minnow. No, I'm not just doing. Just eating a minnow. That is disgusting. It's either. Either do that or a cold punch. No. Oh, no. That was incredible. Come on, brother. Get some beer down you. Yeah, he just. He slurped it. Did you slurp it, or did you just, like, you turn into the shadow, suck and then throw it on the floor? No, I. That's gone. You slurp that thing. I can see it in your eyes. Well, Ben, now is not the time. Time, bro. The. The velocity was incredible on that. Yeah. No, I'm not doing a minnow shot. That's just. End of story. We're gonna sit out here all night bickering about it. Rip one, Ken, we're gonna sit out here all night bickering about, oh, why don't you do a minnow shot? No, that's just what we're gonna do. Why don't you just do it? We can keep going this podcast for another three hours. Going. Just do a minnow shot. I'm gonna be like, no, why don't you just do it? Because I don't want to do a middle shot. Why? Because I don't want to do it. Because it's Tuesday. You know, what is that? This is ridiculous. Yeah. Well, that's pretty good, podcast, boys. Yeah, it was good fun. I think there was a lot of humor. There was a lot of lessons learned. I think there was a lot of takeaways for the viewers. Remember, less motion, Gav, Everybody. Yeah, Even I have that problem. Less motion. Try to just, you know, more friction. Thank you, cj. That'd probably be the best way to. Would you say you're kind of an expert. It's called the pelvis method. Yeah. You know, I don't want to talk about myself, but, you know, I don't want to talk about myself either, actually. Oh, my God. He's not gonna make it. He pissed his pants. He pissed his pants. He actually pissed his. He pissed his pants. On that note, thank you. Yeah, thank you, guys. Guys, and thank you for getting us to 5 million subscribers. Yeah. That's big, boys. CJ's gotta go B, Play Fortnite. I probably am going to go play Fortnite. CJ's going to get into seven rounds, 30 seconds each. I don't know if that's a diss on his gameplay or. Ken does live beneath me.