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Ryan
Yeah, we've always been buddies, Ken. Against Ken's will. I used to think that you were just a legend, Ryan.
Ben
Really?
CJ
He used to.
Ben
Used to think you guys just feel it coming. Thin ice.
Mike
Yeah, I can.
Ryan
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Ben
Oh, come on. You gotta be kidding me. I'm all left out today, dude.
Ken
Brother.
Ben
Someone go give me some camo.
Mike
I was gonna wear that shirt, and then I was like, I'll dress up and wear it.
Ken
I was about to do the same.
Ryan
Yeah, this is pretty crazy.
Mike
If it's not any news to anyone that's listening, we love camo.
Ryan
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah. Very nice.
Ryan
Oh, Mike, you look nice. Sweater.
Mike
Yeah, this is my thing.
Ryan
Straight out of Thanksgiving.
Mike
Yeah, well, I brought a second outfit, but I was like, I kind of want to, like, wear the nice outfit again. So here I am wearing the same clothes two days in a row just to look nice. Kind of an oxymoron.
Ben
You look nice.
Mike
Is it? Yeah, it's just like you. You're. Oh, you. You put your nice clothes on again. But they're dirty.
CJ
Are they actually dirty, though?
Ken
I don't know.
CJ
I mean, if you're just wearing them inside all day, I'd say they're not.
Mike
That's what I. That's kind of my thought, too.
Ben
Little pumpkin pie on them.
Mike
If I, like, sit in my office all day, my clothes, to me, are not dirty.
CJ
The T shirt maybe, but underwear, especially, like, pants. Like, pants are good.
Mike
Pants and a hoodie.
CJ
At least three days. At least. I guess it depends what you're doing.
Ken
I think you still gotta wash it every single day.
Mike
And that's fair.
Ken
You wear it straight in the washer.
CJ
Really?
Mike
And that's why Ken's hoodies. Remember, like his Milwaukee Duck camo hoodie?
Ryan
Oh, it's getting some washes.
Mike
You fire this thing in the wash and you're like, all of them. Every time?
Ken
Yeah, Every time you work, like, anytime you take it off, throw in the hamper, and then straight in the washer.
Ben
Not.
Ken
Not gonna.
Ryan
You know. But that's what big laundry has taught Ken.
Ben
Exactly.
Mike
True.
Ryan
You know Kansas Laundry systems.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
Yeah. But it's like, wear out your washer and dryer.
Ken
I want to clean, Tony. When I put it on, I don't want a slightly marginally dirty one.
Ben
That's what he learned at the Hawaii Maytag.
Ryan
Yeah. When Ken went on that conference.
Ben
Yeah, that conference. Thank you. Always, always wash your clothes. Isn't this. Aren't we selling the appliances? Yes, but you need to wash and.
Ryan
Make sure whenever you have the chance to talk about it, make sure people know they need to wash after every wear.
Mike
I guess it would keep them buying more washers and dryers.
Ken
I just think it's gross.
CJ
It's like, I think your. Your T shirt and your underwear and your socks are for sure.
Ben
Well, that's the nice thing about your underwear is, like, they don't really get dirty because there's nothing that touches them on the outside.
CJ
So you're disagreeing that you think that.
Ken
You'Re going to rock two days in a row?
Ben
Yeah. No. Three, four. I mean, they're not getting dirty one way.
Ryan
Flip it one way, and then inside out and then flip it again. You get four good wears out of it.
Mike
You can do the same with condoms.
Ben
No, I'm just kidding. Siege. You're right. That. That is the way to do it, I would say.
Mike
What did you just Say, forget about it. Do you guys wash your clothes before? Like, if you buy a new sweatshirt, do you wash it, then wear it?
Ryan
No, I do because I'm a weird size, but.
Ben
Sorry.
Ken
I love. I love straight out of the bag.
Mike
Same.
CJ
I normally don't, but Alex normally does because she thinks that there's germs on them from when they were made.
Mike
That's what. That's what Sydney says too. Yeah.
Ben
Yeah.
Mike
Maybe it's just a girl thing. I love the, like. Yeah, that. Like, fresh department store. Fresh merch. More the smell, but love it. Smells good. Smells new.
CJ
Yeah.
Ryan
If you buy from cboy cv.com it might smell like burnt rubber quad a little bit, but that's because Ken's just running laps in the warehouse.
Ken
You're gonna get that sometimes. We did it in the back area where there's all the clothing still, like, boxed up.
Ryan
Yeah, but you still did like seven laps back and forth.
Ben
You were burning rubber.
Ryan
Have you watched a new vid?
Ben
Yeah.
CJ
You have?
Ryan
You haven't, have you?
Ken
I was just doing quad guy stuff.
Ben
Oh, wow.
Ryan
I know that you haven't watched the new vid because you haven't said something about it.
Ben
Oh, no. What? What'd we do to me?
Ryan
Well, Ryan, we just didn't know that you're a. You're a full blown rock star now.
Mike
Rocks are the confusion.
Ryan
Yeah, like, we didn't know that you started a singing career.
Ben
Singing. Oh, no.
Ryan
Like this. It was news to us too.
Ben
I actually have no idea what like.
Ryan
Did you guys know Ryan started a singing career?
Ben
I do kind of look like a little K pop star.
Mike
Yeah.
Ryan
Have you been getting these comments in your DMs or on your picks or anything?
CJ
Like, hey, could I get some singing lessons?
Ken
Or just, just, just give her a little refresh, see if anything pops up. Refresh?
CJ
Like, do you have any new covers coming out?
Mike
Christmas album. For sure.
CJ
Ryan's doing a Christmas album.
Ryan
I love that.
Ben
Man, I feel so lame for not watching the video. Came out at 7 o'.
Ryan
Clock.
Ben
I was. I was with family.
Mike
For the record, I haven't watched it yet either, which I feel bad about.
Ben
I have. I have.
Ken
Nothing late. Just went straight to bed.
Mike
What were you doing, Ken?
Ken
Thanksgiving.
Ryan
Oh, family Thanksgiving.
Mike
You're at Swannies or something?
Ryan
Or sw. No.
CJ
Yeah. That is Thanksgiving.
Mike
Yeah. Yeah.
Ryan
His family.
CJ
I don't know what they were doing, but he was at Sauce.
Mike
Gave me balls.
Ryan
How was everyone's Thanksgiving with their fams?
Mike
I did a little double time. So two times the food.
Ryan
What do you Mean like you went to yours and then you went to sids. Yeah, I suppose you got to do that when you're married.
Mike
Yeah. But they're like, oh, it's so awesome. You get to eat all this good food twice. Which of course is. But also it's kind of of a.
Ben
Burden because you don't eat. You only eat once a day.
Mike
Yeah. So like that's a lot of food for me. I had to ration heavily.
Ben
How about you guys? What? Your families are the interesting ones. Our. Ours is like. Yeah, it was good. You know, nice cordial conversation.
CJ
Everybody was really too crazy with ours this year. I felt like it was pretty, pretty tame. I felt like it was. Well, it's different activity than normal.
Ryan
There's like four kids. Like my one sibling has three kids and the other one has won, but she's pregnant. So like once you guys have little gremlins running around, like the whole dynamic changes. Like it's like everything kind of just becomes about them and less about you. So annoying. So annoying. No, no, no, no. Yeah, like people's like attentions or priorities are like else elsewhere.
Ben
No kidding. Yeah.
Ryan
So we're not just sitting around just like shooting the. Or like telling stories. Older stories or. Yeah, like, which is pretty much what it used to be like. Like at the entire Thanksgiving table we'd be telling just like funny stories that should not be told at a Thanksgiving family dinner.
CJ
I got scolded because I said smoking was cool. That's when I knew I had to watch.
Ryan
Times have changed. Yeah.
CJ
Yeah.
Ryan
Me, me and C.J. were going on this whole thing about how like smoking cigarettes is cool, vaping's lame. And cuz my brother's father in law still rips darts and me and CJ were giving him his flowers.
Ben
Yeah, like that's cool.
CJ
At least he stands for something, you know? Like I feel like vaping. Like it's just too practical and like everyone does it, you know, it's too easy. It's too easy.
Ken
Like if you smoke, cigarettes are slightly inconvenient.
CJ
They're more than like, you got to step outside, you're in the cold. Like you're actually about something.
Ken
No, you don't smoke cigarettes. You can do cigs inside.
CJ
Well, generally you can't.
Mike
I am picturing so you're like, you're, you're downtown, you're on the dance floor, there's people are passing around a vape that's been in 20 miles. But if you're like, hey, you want to go smoke a dart? It's just you and whoever.
CJ
Step outside. Whoever you smell like shit after.
Ben
Yeah, your mouth tastes like crap.
CJ
Like everyone knows they're bad for you. Like, there's no. There's no debate.
Mike
Smells like after.
CJ
Like no one really does them anymore. Yeah. It's just like, at least you stand for something.
Ryan
Yeah. It actually got sparked because they were asking about you if you would actually quit. Did you quit vaping?
Ken
I have, actually.
CJ
So you have. Yeah. I couldn't give him a straight answer.
Ken
I got a. I got a notification from my Apple watch today. It says my heart. My resting heart rate's been lower for the last week.
Mike
Wow.
CJ
I believe that.
Mike
I mean, I do, too.
Ryan
It's good. You're trending in the right direction.
CJ
What's your resting heart rate?
Ken
52, bro.
CJ
Ken is so healthy. I'm sure it is.
Mike
They're like.
Ken
And it was like. It was like 63 last week.
Mike
Nice.
Ben
Wow. 10, 11 or 10 in a week.
CJ
Ryan, what's your resting heart rate? I bet yours is high. Yours is probably 63 on a good day. That's what mine is.
Mike
I always just picture getting mine so low that I can, like, you know, go in, like, standby mode or something.
CJ
Mike's just. When. When Mike's sleeping, like, he is literally like 20. Like, he's like when you put your computer into fucking power save mode.
Ryan
Well, Mike doesn't exert a lot of energy because he's so fucking slow. He just operates at a slower rate.
Ben
Mine says daytime, lowest average. Is that. Is that the right thing?
Ryan
Sure.
CJ
Heart rate 70.
Ben
Yeah, classic.
Mike
Classic. I don't think that's bad, though.
Ben
That's what. That's what I'm at right now.
Mike
Oh, currently? Yeah.
Ben
You've been running this high stress environment anyways.
CJ
Ken's super healthy athlete, man, and only.
Mike
Getting more healthy by the day.
Ken
We're trying.
Mike
Look at that. He's got a body armor flash iv.
CJ
You're so healthy, maybe you don't even need to quit vaping.
Ben
Hey, get back on.
Ken
I might just do Zins.
CJ
Why start that if you haven't already?
Ben
That's like, maybe.
Mike
It.
Ken
It's probably. I've kind of replaced vaping with online gambling, and it. It's gotten a little destructive.
CJ
You've got to be so down, Ken. You've got to be so down.
Ken
Yeah, like 2000 this week.
Ben
Oh, this week?
CJ
This week, 2000. What were you doing last week?
Ken
Last weekend it was flat.
CJ
That's pretty good.
Ben
Well, next week you could be up.
Ryan
I will not download or, like, make an account for the online gambling, because I know it's slippery slope, but in other points of my life, like at deer camp, I was just rolling dice, just trying to get that thrill. Lost a ton of money to my brother. I might have told that story. Well, then when he's coming back up for Thanksgiving, I'm telling him, bring your money. I'm winning. Bring my money. I'm winning that shit back. Right. So we're at dinner last night or after dinner, and I'm like, all right, let's start rolling.
Mike
He didn't bring it.
Ryan
He did bring it. And we coerced my mom to also hop in and put some skin in the game. And my mom ended up, like, taking all my money.
Ben
No.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
How much money?
Ryan
I think she won, like, 200 bucks off me. But I brought. Only I brought 20s this time, like, because me and my brother were playing with hundreds.
Ben
Oh, yeah.
Ryan
And I just. I lost a bunch of money, so I just brought twenties. Get a little bit more game out of it. And you gotta lose a lot of times to lose $200. Like, I don't know if I want any. And she was just, like, cleaning up, so. Well, yeah, no, I got my mom addicted to gambling, so, you know, that's not good.
Ken
But spreading the good word.
Ryan
Yeah.
Mike
You know, it's a real problem if next family event, she's like, let's run.
Ben
Yeah, come on, man.
Ryan
I mean, it ended with her just walking away with a, you know, a bunch of money. And she was like, are you happy? I see why this is kind of fun.
CJ
Yeah, this is great.
Ryan
And I go to Vegas. Mom, should we go. Yeah. Should we go to manoomin? Like the local. Like, that is not reservation casino.
Ben
Your family was running around, all drinking vitamin water and. But run in the casino like everybody else in there, smoking darts and having vodka Red Bulls.
CJ
It'd be the one time they'd be wearing their Covid masks so they're not inhaled. The.
Ben
All the fumes, the.
CJ
The secondhand smoke.
Ryan
Yeah. I don't know if anyone in my family owns a Covid mask, but they'd bring them out.
CJ
Then respirators.
Ben
They're wearing full blown respirators, like, for.
CJ
Painting, which, honestly, that's the other thing, man. Smoking, like, it's impractical for everyone around you even. But anyways, you got to stand on it. Like everyone's hating on you. Like this guy. Dude, it smells like in here, like, all this. But anyways, speaking of gambling, we got Vegas coming up, so you gotta Save your money, Ben.
Ryan
I know.
Ken
I heard a rumor you might be dipping out.
Ryan
It's to be decided.
Ben
What?
Ryan
It's in the air.
Ben
Come on.
CJ
You got rich coming. Probably. Gavin.
Ken
I got a really cool dinner reservation for the first night.
CJ
Do you need to hear any more?
Ben
Yeah, maybe if you're lucky, we'll go to one of those places that have doors without door handles.
Ryan
We run that house party back.
Ben
Run that house party back.
Mike
You can't run it back if you're never there.
Ryan
Yeah, if I miss this one, it's gonna be actually crazy. I'm gonna be three behind on you guys. I want to go on like a golf trip. Yeah, I think we gotta run a golf trip.
Ken
We can go to the Wynn golf course.
Ryan
Would you actually do that, Ken?
CJ
Of course he would. Are you kidding me?
Ken
When you golf.
Ryan
But keep this in mind.
Ken
When you golf the win, they have like a caddy with you.
Ben
Oh, yeah.
Ryan
Cuz a caddy's going to make the world of difference for you.
Ken
I would make a fool of myself in front of this caddy. I don't think I could do it there.
Mike
Not to have a caddy, cuz.
Ryan
Yeah, I wouldn't want that.
Ken
It's also like 800 bucks for.
Ben
Oh my God.
Ryan
That's. That's why I ask. Would you actually go there? Cuz it's a lot of money. Like if you're a big golfer, that's a crazy amount to pay to go play around a golf. But if you love golf. Makes a little bit more sense than someone like you who doesn't like golf. Spending that much money.
Ken
Once I get a few more rounds under my belt, I think it'd be kind of fun.
Ryan
And maybe a year I could be.
Mike
So funny that you couldn't really put a price on it.
CJ
I think ken would go 100. If you just look at all the golf outings that he's gone on, it's always for special occasions. That's a special occasion. He doesn't really care to go for the love of the game. But if there's a good group of people going and they're. Yeah, they're drinking. Ken is out there and he's in.
Ryan
A great mood there for the lore.
CJ
But if you're just going on a Tuesday night after work, he's like this. He plays four holes and he's especially like a scramble.
Ken
You're just playing best ball. It's way more fun doing it that way.
CJ
I think we gotta go. Ben, I don't think you can bail on this. 1.
Ryan
I mean, I agree, but you might have to. Yeah, yeah.
Ben
Damn. We got a package in the mail this week. I love getting packages and then bringing them on the podcast from our boy Rick Duff.
Ryan
Oh, let's go.
Ben
Sent us assigned vinyl mcds.
Mike
Who even knew he was pressing vinyls? I got to get one of those.
CJ
Yes, I think you're the only one.
Ryan
There you go.
Ben
Well, I know. That's what I was thinking.
Mike
We were gonna maybe hang it up.
Ben
Yeah, we probably put this in the pod.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ben
But maybe he'll send Mike another one so he can spin the vinyl.
Mike
I guess I could take the actual vinyl out. We could hang the artwork.
Ben
Oh, that's true. You could actually play it.
Mike
And it obviously has Ford Ranger on it.
Ben
Yeah, it does.
Ryan
Yeah. So this summer, our boy Rick Duff came up. Rick had made a song called Ford Ranger, and it's about our Ford Ranger. My Ford Ranger wants to be like.
Ken
Well, yeah, we did.
Mike
Found it here.
Ryan
TV engine. Close. Six wheels in a little hat to wear. I'm messing the lyrics up.
Ken
But track three on the side, a very good.
CJ
Yeah, he also sang it on, like, Canada's Got Talent.
Ryan
I think we had played it on the podcast.
Ben
Yeah, I had found it and popped.
Ryan
It up on the podcast probably a year and a half ago at this point. Well, Rick saw that we were giving it love, and we were stoked about it. So he hit us up and was like, yo, can I come out and film the music video with your guys's Ford Ranger and you, obviously. So we did that this summer. It went live this fall, and now Rick Duff's got a new album. So Rick's. Rick's our boy. Shout out to Rick.
Mike
Shout out to Rick. That was a fun day filming the music video.
Ryan
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Ben
They really do make me say it three times.
CJ
Damn, we heard you the first time.
Ben
I know, like everybody always says.
CJ
I'm like, no, sometimes this guy glitching right now.
Ken
Sometimes, you know, you, you don't get it across the first time. You just gotta keep going.
Ben
Keep reiterating.
Ryan
All right.
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CJ
Did you hear that? I didn't know. Years of experience does to you.
Mike
That was incredible.
Ryan
That was amazing to watch.
Ken
Is a expert dude.
CJ
He's just flexing on us right now. It's kind of crazy how like vinyls are coming back.
Mike
It really is because they're. They will never be practical, I'll tell you that much.
CJ
Yeah, there's no way. So does it sound as good or off of this or is like the sound design not.
Mike
I'd imagine it's better.
Ken
Supposedly it's better.
Mike
Yeah, supposedly there's no.
Ken
There's no compression or anything cuz it's.
Mike
I will say that it sounds good.
CJ
It's amazing, man. It's weird that this came out before the other thing. Like, it just seems crazy that you just scrub it and it makes the noise.
Ryan
Makes no sense. Yeah. I don't get it.
CJ
Don't touch it.
Mike
Well, don't rub around on it.
CJ
Oh, okay. Sorry. I wasn't sure. It didn't look like it was, like, a CD where it could get scratched.
Mike
Like, all those. All those little grooves on the thing are, like, what actually makes the noise different. Yeah. So when the needle scratches over the groove.
CJ
Why do you like records so much, Mike?
Mike
Yeah, I think they do sound good. I think it is fun, like, putting an album on and, like, listening to.
Ryan
It all the way through.
CJ
Yeah. Like, you're not changing songs when you go through the work of putting that thing right. Like, you're just running the whole album.
Mike
It stemmed from over listening to podcasts. I just got to the point where I, like, would go to Spotify and be like, I don't even know what to play.
Ryan
So.
Mike
So then I was playing, like, top hits, and I just wasn't vibing with it.
Ben
So you have one of those in your car?
Ryan
Yeah.
Mike
Can you imagine?
Ben
I think my dad told a story back in the day. He had some cool car, and he was reaching over to change the CD or something, like. Cause he had, like, the. You know, like, when you could put, like, six CDs in it or something like that. I think he crashed a car on the downer road, like, missed the ditch or something like that, and rolled.
Mike
I do believe that. Yeah. Most of those six CD changers, you're actually not supposed to operate while driving because you. You have six. You should be good.
Ben
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe he didn't have that, and he had just, like. Maybe he just had the binder.
Mike
I don't know.
Ben
I. I'll have to ask him on that. We got to get him on here one day. He's got to tell stories. He's got a bunch of different stories.
Ryan
Did he roll one of the. The Cobra replica cars?
Ben
Yeah, he used to work for, like, they would build replica Cobras, and he says that they were the best because they were made in Fargo. Then they got sold out to a big company. Not as good anymore, but. But yeah, he was driving down the downer road, and I can't remember if it was during a photo shoot or after a photo shoot, but he basically, like, came up on a corner. It was going way too fast, and they just are light with no power, no traction. Control. Nothing like that. It just spun. Yeah. And it spun around and then it rolled down.
CJ
That's got to be not the ideal car to crash or roll.
Ben
There's literally no roof.
CJ
No roof.
Ken
There's like a little, little roll bar right behind you. And that's it.
CJ
So the, the little roll bar did its job.
Ben
Yes.
Mike
Wow. Dude.
CJ
So what is boss have to say that I would. Oh my gosh.
Ben
I think he said cuz he was fairly. He'd been working for the company like since it started. So I think, you know, you get like one gimme. Big mistake. Yeah. You know, like if you work here, you get like 10.
Ryan
Whoa. Once a week. I don't know if we want them to know that though.
CJ
I think they already do know that.
Ben
Yeah, they see, they've seen the repercussions of what happens. I mean, you know, you had your gimme and you get a few a week. Yeah, you get a few a week. So I think, I think he was okay. But yeah, the boss ended up selling the company later and then it.
Ryan
Oh, not because of that.
Ben
No, not because of that. But like after that it kind of went downhill on me. I mean not because of the crash.
CJ
And that's when Randy got out of the car business.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
And that's when he started framing.
CJ
In other big news, we got our, our new gear brand dropping this week, which we've been working on for what? Yeah, we've been working on for a long time.
Ryan
The longest we've ever worked on something without it being.
CJ
And it's very, very nice stuff. I mean I was wearing one of our jackets in the Mega quad video and dude, I mean I love that. That's my favorite. Jack and I normally don't wear like a coat unless we're really in treacherous weather, which then I would wear like a mono suit. Oh, I love that jacket. It's lightweight, warm, comfortable. Looks good. But yeah, we got a bunch of good stuff.
Mike
Three jackets.
CJ
Yeah, we got. How many jackets do we got? We got three jackets, sick jackets and we got three mono suits and then we got some gloves, obviously. Hats.
Mike
Yeah. This is just kind of the beginning. Like we're, we're excited to launch this brand and we're coming into winter. We always wear mono suits. So why not release some life wide open gear monosuits to you guys?
CJ
Yeah, and they're nice quality. I mean they're debatably better than. Than other brands, I would say.
Ryan
Yeah, I'm very proud of them too. They look cool. And the durable, we wouldn't Obviously want to promote them or have you guys buy them if they weren't. And they've been tested by the entire crew and we love them and they're a very affordable price point, which is what we.
Ben
Yeah, we tried to find like a good medium ground quality. Good but not too expensive.
Ryan
But yeah, we're fired up. We've been working on this gear brand for the last two years like CJ said, and I think we're gonna just be continuing to add products to it. It's called Life Wide Open Gear and it's fitting the Life Wide Open brand and we're just continuing to add products to it. So excited to see what it turns into over the next couple of years, you know, as we hopefully get our foundation and people start getting the product and hopefully loving it. But yeah, we're fired up on it. So drops this Thursday at 7 o'.
Ben
Clock, hoping to wear it snowmobile and soon.
Mike
Let's go, dude.
Ben
I mean it's going to be awesome.
CJ
Which one's your guys's favorite mono suit?
Ryan
I like the duck camo. Red Classic.
Mike
Love the red.
Ken
Definitely the red.
Ben
Yeah, I was probably going to say the red too.
CJ
I think I like the black. Black is clean, man. It's got that digital camo underneath. Looks cool.
Ryan
Yeah, all of it feels like Seaboys branded, which is what we wanted. You know, obviously it's our brand so we want it to be feel like us and it does.
Mike
We're not trying to like make like racing gear and crazy stuff like this is coming from us and what we do. And like I said, we wear mono suits and, and the, the jackets that we wear when we film our videos. These are, we want to reproduce for you guys.
CJ
Like it doesn't even have to be riding gear with the mono suits. Like I would wear that ice fishing. I could really see the duck camo. Like the good old boys loving that and buying it. Even if they rarely go riding. Like just having that as like their ice fishing rig. It's just sweet, man. I'm excited to see see some people wearing it.
Ryan
We also realize that most people watching our videos, they're normal people, right? They're not like the extremist by any means of like all I do is ride mountains or all I do is ride trail. So I need it to be like the crazy warmth. Most people are just like, yeah, you know, I go out and ride on the weekends and whether I'm riding four wheeler when there's this much snow or snow in the ditches with my boys, like that's. That's the majority of the people that watch our videos. And because that's who we are, like that's what we do. We're not like extremists by any means. So we wanted to make gear that represents those people 100 and that's exactly what we're doing. So we're getting our, our toes wet or feet wet with the snow gear. And then this spring we'll have moto gear as well. And that's gonna follow the same mentality of like, you're not like the crazy extremist racers. You're the guys riding dirt bikes on the weekend or hopping on your bike after work and just ripping around.
Mike
So keep an eye out. This Thursday?
CJ
Yep.
Ben
Yeah, this Thursday. Seaboy tv.com or lifewood open gear.com are we launching on its own website. It's just on Seaboise.
Ken
Just going to start on Seaboz for now. Love it.
Ryan
Speaking of musicians, I saw something the other day that sparked a memory that I haven't thought about in a long time. Do you guys remember when we met Sean Kingston?
CJ
Yeah.
Ben
Yeah.
Ryan
So weird. But did you guys see he's in jail now?
CJ
No. Tax evasion.
Mike
Yes.
Ryan
Wire fraud. Yeah. I think he was just kind of using his clout to benefit him of like getting people's trust and then just not delivering on like the money end of.
CJ
A lot of rappers do that a lot.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
They have the money sent beforehand. They don't do that. They don't follow back up.
Ben
They don't do the thing.
Ryan
He seems a little act. Okay, so he got three and a half years in federal prison. Holy shit. Oh, and his mother went to jail as well. Defrauding luxury vendors of over $1,000,000 in Property Inc. Including bulletproof Escalade high end watches and a large tv.
CJ
Just one tv.
Ben
One damn tv.
CJ
What's Sean Kingston thinking he needs a bulletproof Escalade for?
Mike
I mean I could see a use for it in Miami.
CJ
Is he really that popping anymore? I guess he did. He did have some, some big hits.
Ken
Like he seemed washed up. Like, what was that?
Ben
He was washed up when I met him.
Ryan
The story behind him is, is he came to a music festival. One of our boys was putting the music festival on and we were like kind of like acting as like promoters for this music festival. It was crazy. Jake got up on stage and threw $10,000 out in fake badge. One of the wildest things I think, like looking back at that was crazy that he did that. But yeah, we got to meet Sean Kingston, who was, like, the headliner for this thing, but, like, he had, like, three layers of security that we had to get through just to meet him in, like, this room.
Ben
In a locker room.
Ryan
In a locker room of him.
CJ
He, like.
Ryan
We finally get through all of his security, and he just, like, daps us up.
CJ
So take one picture and that was it.
Ben
Yeah, the worst picture ever, too. It's so grainy. Like, literally off a big reno took it on his phone, and they were just. It was just a garbage picture. It's funny because I had, like, been in that locker room playing C squad basketball, you know, a lot of good memories. It was pretty sweet, you know, Just knew I was never going to touch the court.
CJ
The coach come in, Ryan. We're going to have you sitting on the bench here for the second half.
Ben
I actually had a no dribble rule.
Mike
That's where I sat on the first half.
Ben
I had a no dribble rule in C squad basketball. When I caught the ball, I was allowed to pass it or to shoot it.
CJ
They didn't even give you the option to dribble?
Ben
No, I had a no dribble rule.
CJ
Are you the only one with that?
Ben
No, I think there was maybe other kids, but it was. It was publicized.
CJ
Just nobody's dribbling.
Ryan
How bad were you at dribbling? Like, how do they just say, all.
Ben
Right, I wasn't that bad at dribbling? I just think that, like, I probably wanted to be better than I was, so I, like, would try to make a move, and that never really worked. And so he was like, just do the play. Just catch the ball or shoot it.
Ryan
So, yeah, you couldn't dribble the ball.
Ben
Yeah. It did get me in some pickles sometimes, because then they would, like, double team me, and I couldn't do anything. I would just stand there, throw it away. So, yeah, my JV C squad basketball stories wasn't exactly a highlight in my athletic career. Who would have thought?
CJ
So speaking about tax evasion, you guys see whistling? What do you think on that?
Mike
If you listen to the Doug Demero podcast, like, Doug's a huge fan of whistling. He kind of dives into exactly why it happened, why it should still be a law, why people are abusing it. I mean, like, the Montana.
CJ
Yeah.
Mike
Registration thing. He's like, people with supercars have just been, like, using it to register supercars and whatever in Montana, and they're making an example out of him, I'd assume.
CJ
Yeah. So basically, he got jammed up for tax evasion, but he actually paid his taxes. It was basically just on the car sales tax end of things. He had an LLC in Montana where you don't have to pay sales tax, and then had the car owned by that LLC so he could work around the sales tax. And I guess they went after him, which a lot of, you know, supercar owners do that. But I definitely could see like the gray area in where they're like, oh, we're going to try and make an example out of them. Because it is like a loophole. But it's a, it's currently a legal.
Mike
Loophole and it's, it's state by state. So that's what I found out too. Some states don't even.
CJ
They don't care. It's not worth it.
Mike
It sounds like Tennessee and probably other states have finally got enough cameras that are always scanning license plates that they can actually prove a vehicle has been in the state for 30 days.
CJ
Which normally I think either way, he's online, like, yeah.
Ryan
I think if you're going to be rich and play the system, you can't also be publicizing that you're playing the system. Like, everyone knows that's obviously, you see a Montana.
CJ
It's a known loophole.
Ryan
Yeah. The issue with it though is like, for Tennessee sake, I'm sure they had like a flood of people from, say, California coming in with money, moving in, moving in.
CJ
There was quite a few, like, supercars around there with Montana plates when Ryan and I were there.
Ben
Oh, yeah, there was.
Ryan
And they're just like, all right, this is clearly becoming more and more of a thing because more and more people are learning about this said loophole. How do we go after one guy and make the biggest impact?
Ben
Because he's gonna.
Ryan
Wow. Did it work for him?
Ken
Yeah.
Ryan
Everybody, every headline is just like, Montana llc, whistling diesel tax evasion, two million dollar bond. Like all these things. And then everyone is probably just like.
CJ
Apparently there was like a typo in the two million dollar bond.
Ben
It wasn't actually 20 commas and 20,000.
Ryan
Or whatever, but far off, either way, I think it got what they wanted. The, the job done.
Ben
Yeah, for sure.
Ryan
And I'm sure most people that were either on the fence about doing it are probably not going to do it now. And I'm imagining a lot of people that did do it are probably like, let's maybe just register that car in Tennessee.
Ben
Yeah, like, I'm already spending 400 grand.
Ryan
What's going to jail.
Ben
And especially that they just came on his property, took him away, you know, like no letter that said, hey, you got to fix this. You know, they were definitely trying to make a statement. Tennessee actually has the second highest combined sales tax in the country.
Mike
Oh, wow.
Ben
At 9.61% is their average combined rate. The statewide is 7.
CJ
So that sucks, dude. I don't know why everyone likes Tennessee so much.
Ben
9.61% is heavy, and that's coming from a Mission resident.
Ken
Does Tennessee, we're seven and a quarter. So it's.
Ben
Tennessee does not have state individual income tax.
Ken
Okay. So that, that's where they're getting it, where it's like they're taxing. Your sales tax is heavy, but your income tax is nothing. So I mean, you got to play one.
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
It'll be interesting to see how this shakes out. I, it is weird that they're really only going after like, what, 4,050 grand. That's a lot of money, but also like a lot of bigger, bigger fish.
Ken
But you take down one big person and you're going to get 50 other people that don't, you know, they don't have nearly the online presence, but they're going to pay the tax.
Ben
But they also pick the one guy who's never going to lay down and just take a fine.
Ryan
But that might also be, that's kind of what they wanted of okay, how do we go after somebody who's clearly going to make this public?
CJ
They don't lose, man. You like when it's you versus you versus the government or the government or the federal whatever, they always win. I, I, if I was him, I would honestly just pay the thing, move on, not do it again. That's my two cents because, like, it's just gonna be a pain. It's gonna be an uphill battle. And I don't think you're gonna win. I think you're gonna waste a lot of time and energy, just pay the thing, go back to making your videos, register your cars in, in Tennessee and just move on. That's my two cents. I don't know. What do you guys think fighting it?
Ryan
Dude, you.
CJ
I just don't think it's gonna, it's.
Ryan
So tough because it's kind of in a win win situation with it honestly, like on the side of like say he fights it. It's going to be so publicized and.
CJ
In the ultimately doesn't have too much to lose.
Ryan
Like he's probably that he's in like more publicity the better. And he's going to get a. Yeah.
Ken
I mean, content out of fighting it. But I'm assuming The government crossed their T's and dotted their eyes to make sure what they were doing was fully like their investigation. Everything was fully complete. Yeah, fully vetted before they even touched his property.
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Ken
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Ken
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Ken
Okay.
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CJ
You've got it. Okay, yeah, to my point, I don't think he's going to win it. To your point, you're right. Realistically, it's not like he's going to prison for a few years or anything. If he. When he loses, he'll just pay the fine and he's basically just adding some more money on top. But he's going to make a big splash and everyone's gonna hear about it.
Ryan
And I'd imagine it's the original fee that he didn't pay, plus interest, plus.
Ken
A fine, plus court fees and all that stuff.
Ryan
No doubt it's still gonna be a ton of money lost and a bunch of a headache. But, like, I don't know, that's the crazy part about being a YouTubers. You can kind of turn lemons into lemonade.
CJ
Yeah, exactly. So promo.
Ryan
It's definitely doing what they wanted, though, of like, he's making it a big deal. Whereas if they were to go after a big dog, that is like, I don't want one the headache and I don't want the bad publicity. Pay it. Make it go away. Do whatever you have to do to not make this go, like, grand, where he's just like, I'm going to fight this. Make it as big as possible. Everyone in the world's going to know about this. And Tennessee's like, great. Hopefully people know that we don't mess around.
Ben
Exactly.
CJ
Yeah. Whatever happened with that whole Jet Ski case that he was fighting, like, there's really a conclusion.
Ryan
They dropped the charges. I don't know. Surprise.
Ben
There wasn't.
Ryan
Like, it's gonna be interesting, though. But I've always thought that from day one, the Montana LLC thing, you can't do that and be public about it. Like, it's just one thing. It's just, like, publicizing, like, tax evasion, essentially.
Mike
There's a.
CJ
There's a really rich guy around here that was doing that, and he got in trouble, too, and had to, like, switch it all back. And you just paid the, you know, whatever. Just.
Mike
I imagine most cases are like, all right, yep, I'll pay it.
Ken
And then they had to pay the sales tax plus interest for the time period that the vehicle was in Minnesota.
Mike
I mean, who knows? Maybe they'll just nix the whole thing altogether. That'll probably take a while. But, like, I don't know. If you live in California and you, like, imported a car from China and, like, it wouldn't pass emissions, even though it's, like, totally fine. It's just like some collector car, that would be a reason to register it in Montana just so you can drive the thing. You're not trying to.
Ken
No, that doesn't work that way. You wouldn't be able to get it.
Ryan
Past customs or whatever.
Mike
Let's say it was a car that was made in the US and it was a collector's car, but it wouldn't pass emissions in the state.
Ben
Like having a Skyline that wouldn't pass California emissions.
Mike
Correct. And then you'd register. You're not doing it to save money on taxes. You're doing it so you can drive the car.
Ben
Well, that's Jay Leno's law. But they shut that shit down. It got. Made it all the way to the end, and they shut it down at the end.
Ryan
What's that?
Ben
It was that collectors cars that were driven below a certain mileage and were of a certain rarity could be registered in California as, like, a collector car, and they didn't have to pass smog and have different things that California is super hard about. And it got all the way to whatever court. I'll. I'll look it up here. But, I mean, made it all the way to the end, and then they shut it down.
CJ
Jay Leno's law is kind of like your no dribble rule. Ryan's Law. That's probably what they talk about. And, like, for still years to come, the Ryan rule.
Mike
Half the squad over here. Ryan's Law.
CJ
No dribbling.
Ryan
No dribbling allowed.
Ben
Leno's law refers to a proposed bill. Exempt classic cars 35 years or older from smog checks, provided they have historical plates and are insured as a collector vehicle. Passed California Senate, but it was killed by state lawmakers. Same California.
Ken
Doing California anyway.
Mike
Yeah.
Ryan
It'll be interesting to see how it plays out, though.
CJ
Yeah, no kidding. It'll be interesting if he. If he loses. If he'll stay in Tennessee. Like, I could see him being salty and just, like, moving to Montana just to, like. Like, that's what I would do about Sam. Like, just, like, just move to Montana and end up all right. Well, I guess now I can do it, but then it's a lot of work. You got to pick up shop. Like, a lot of work. Like, we realistically think how much work it'd be to pick up. Like, we just can't move. I mean, we could, but it would be such a pain.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ken
He's got such a cool property out there. Like, what you're going to spend trying to find that Montana in a good location is absurd.
Ben
It's true. Yeah.
CJ
He probably could make quite a bit of money, though, if he bought that thing back in, like, 20. 20, 20, 21. I'm sure it's gone up quite a bit.
Ryan
Yeah. So many people are moving and so.
CJ
Many people are moving.
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
You got lucky in that. Now there's this huge wave of people.
Ryan
Sick, though.
CJ
I don't know if it is.
Ryan
I think it's got good weather, it's got good landscape. I like Tennessee. Like the Smoky Hills vibe.
Mike
I could agree with that.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
I think it's.
Ryan
I think it's a good place.
CJ
I don't quite understand the hype.
Ben
Have you explored more, like, other than just Nashville?
CJ
Me? No, I don't think so. I don't know. Have we gone there and drove around someplace for a video? So I always forget where we've gone. I feel like we've been there.
Ben
Bristol.
CJ
Bristol.
Ryan
We've been to the. The east side of Tennessee.
Mike
To the hill.
Ben
Yeah.
CJ
Yeah. I feel like we were driving around. They had, like, really narrow roads, if I remember.
Ben
They did have narrow roads. That's right.
CJ
I don't Know, I think Florida, if I was going to move anywhere, like, Florida got the ocean. Like, I see a draw there.
Mike
Number one benefit. Cletus lives there.
Ryan
We used to be, like, so hot on finding a place in Florida, and we just. It just kind of fizzled out of, like. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, a lot would go into it. We'd have to essentially just build what we have here.
Mike
But there.
Ryan
And it's taken us eight years to build what we have here.
Mike
I think, realistically, we just need, like, a shop.
CJ
I just don't foresee us using it that much realistically nowadays. Like, there's only realist, like, three months out of the year that you'd probably want to use it, but you're not going to be there all three months.
Ken
And then we still got to pay to maintain it and, you know, keep up on everything, make it an Airbnb.
CJ
Once you have, like, a family, like, you're not going to be leaving two weeks at a time. So it's like, realistically just. I don't know. And, like, we got buddies down there now, like, thanks to Cletus. Like, realistically, if we need to, like, ship something, have it sit in there for a week, he would probably say yes, and then we can still go about whatever we're doing.
Ryan
Yeah. Makes it a lot easier.
CJ
Yeah.
Ryan
It's nice having friends and more places, too.
Mike
That's for sure.
CJ
We are getting to that time of the year, though, where, like, filming is getting harder with the snow and the weather, but I don't know. I feel like we're making it work, as always.
Ben
You guys just feel it coming. Thin ice.
Mike
Yeah, I can.
Ryan
I saw it iced over this morning, like, the smaller lakes, the ponds, and I was like, oh, I saw it, dude. My parents pond. I was leaving their house this morning, and I was. It was iced over the OG spot where we used to go, and I was just like, I want to go walk on it right now. I know. It's like. I know it's, like 2 inches thick. It's some real thin ice. And I was just like, I want to go walk on it and jump on it and see how much it flexes.
Mike
I did, too. We really lucked out this year with. I mean, we had nice weather legitimately up until, like, Monday of last week. So basically, beginning of December, we had nice weather. There's a couple cold days, and it was the best. We filmed and we filmed and we filmed, and whenever we had something to film, we go outside and we film it. You Know.
Ben
Yeah. Now, like, you couldn't.
Mike
And then. Now that snow rolled in and then the wind followed and it's just. It is what it is. But I did take it for granted.
Ryan
Being nice. Yeah, it's cool in winter now.
Mike
It was nice so long into the year and I'm just like, this is the best. We are just rolling. And that winter just hit me like a right hook to the face.
Ryan
Yeah. We filmed the video like a week and a half ago, snowmobiling on our moto track. It's coming out this Thursday. Like off road snowmobiling. And we were like, all right, we don't have any snow. And yeah, it's crazy how fast that changed. And now it's. We still barely have any snow. It snowed just like a little bit and then it just blew around.
CJ
And what's the verdict on those snowmobiles? Like, they honestly handled it pretty well. Besides the one that big wrench didn't put any coolant in because obviously.
Ryan
Yeah, no, I think they're good. Like they're 100 fine, dude.
CJ
I swear. Well, race sleds especially are just tough as nails, but turns out you don't need snow, honestly.
Mike
Yeah, they just had a couple extra, like, wheels on the skid, on the. The bogey wheels, and that was it. I'm sure the hx, the skid slides.
CJ
They weren't even that, dude. They weren't like, they still had life in them.
Ryan
Dude. I'm fired up for snowmobiling this winter, though.
Ken
Same.
Ben
Me too.
Ryan
I hope we get snow. But even if we don't get snow, we got to go find it.
Ken
Just go bang bang some ditches on lake.
Ryan
I'm actually fired up to bang ditches. Yeah.
Ben
It's been two.
Ryan
The most Minnesota thing ever. So fun.
Ken
It is.
CJ
It is fun. Just hopping on the sleds on like a Saturday and just cruising around, get going to like some burger spots, whatever.
Mike
I went once last year.
Ken
I think the only time I wrote a sled last year was at Snowden.
Mike
Oh, yeah, And Snowden.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
You're kind of a rider now though, Ken, after last video. So I'd imagine you're probably gonna ride one to work every day.
Ken
Probably not.
Ryan
Are you back into it now?
Ken
By. By into it.
Mike
Buy into it. Your new nickname is going to be Boondocking Ken.
Ken
Probably not.
Ryan
I think we gotta get Ken back on a quad, though.
CJ
He was back on a quad like his own.
Ryan
You know, we messed up by giving Ryan a quad because he hasn't rode it. Yeah.
CJ
You haven't even rode the thing.
Ben
We should have filmed any more quad videos.
CJ
A real quad rider would be out running laps whether we're filming or not.
Ben
Take it out to the track sometimes, but not to ride.
Mike
Look at.
Ben
Yeah, no, you just, like, take it out there. A little ripper device to go take it out there.
Ken
Go take some pictures and then come back.
Ben
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Ryan
No, I think we need to get Ken back on a quad. Like, did you see these picks?
Mike
Renegade. Eight hundred or a thousand.
Ken
Now they make that 800 is the sweet spot.
Mike
Yeah, I agree.
Ken
Perfect power to weight.
Mike
Yeah. Look at literally any kid with a quad ever.
Ben
Dude, Ken and I were out, like, every weekend. I would have a whole Facebook post about, like, Ken and I ripping.
Mike
I know.
Ryan
That's how we became friends.
Ken
Just, like, rip laps around the field.
CJ
You're ripping jet skis. It was four wheels and then snowmobiles.
Ryan
Yeah. Ken needs to get back on riders on the jet ski. To the most classic thing ever. Ken and Ryan pull up on jet skis. We had just met. CJ goes, hey, Ryan, can I ride your jet ski? Of course. Yeah, hop on it, bro. Take it. Ken sitting there. Hey, Ken.
CJ
Grant.
Ryan
Grant, can I ride your jet ski? Oh, I don't think so.
CJ
I think you're a little young. That's what he said. He said he thinks, and that sets a precedent.
Ken
You were like. You were like, 10 at that point.
Ryan
No, I was not. I was probably 15 years old.
Ken
You were way.
Mike
I was probably.
Ryan
Then you look 10 years old.
CJ
I would have been probably. Yeah. No, you'd have been.
Ryan
Yeah. Not that you'd have been, like, 16. I was.
CJ
You'd have been plenty old.
Ryan
Yeah. Old enough to ride a jet ski, kid.
Ken
A lot longer go than that.
CJ
It was funny if you just hopped on it and just ran into the dock or something. I knew it.
Mike
That still reminds me. I've told this before, but when I thought you and Ken were, like, the dynamic when I first met you guys and I was snowmobiling with you, and then we, like, ran out of gas, and you're like, ken, I'll just take your sled. And I was like, dang, he just can hop on Grant's at the time, his brand new articat, like M8, and just like, take it. And then you were kind of hesitant to let him take it. I'm like, oh, they're probably really close.
Ryan
Yeah, we've always been buddies, kid.
Ben
Yeah.
Ryan
Against Ken's will.
Ken
Did you. What did you do that day? Like, you.
Ryan
I Don't know. Broke it.
Ben
What was the day that we met? Was it on the jet skis? No.
Ryan
Yeah, dude.
Ben
First time we ever met.
Mike
Yes.
Ben
Pulled up to your guys's dock. I remember it.
Ryan
Yes.
Ben
Ken and I were just on the prowl looking for friends, because we were.
Ken
I think we met up with Matt and then you guys were there.
Ryan
It was so crazy, too, because I used to think that you were just a legend, Ryan.
Ben
Really?
CJ
He used to.
Ben
Well, let's go back to my legendary days. Why was I a legend?
Ryan
I didn't know about this old no dribble.
Mike
That's also how Jake explained you too. Because I met Jake first, and he's like, he. You came by in the TC past Zorbas, and he's like, oh, that's Ryan Iworks. You gotta meet him. His dad does construction, and he has so many sick toys.
Ryan
Like two snowmobiles at the time.
Ben
Yeah. 600 XRS and a snowmobile. It was pretty lit.
Ryan
Yeah. And then Ken pulled up in his Subaru Impreza, and we were like, this thing's a rally car. We kind of did from day one. Just bullied Ken into drifting against his will.
Ken
It was fun. And then kind of got boring.
Mike
You said drift in the Holly parking lot.
Ben
Really?
Mike
Yeah, dude.
Ryan
It's crazy to think, though, Ken got his name because we were like, dude, you gotta drift this Subaru Impreza. And he mobbed it around three corners. And we were like, he's the greatest drifter of all time. He's just like, Ken Block. Let's start calling him Ken.
Mike
I don't.
Ken
In retrospect, that was like, how crazy. Some of the lamest drifts. But in. In the moment, it was pretty cool.
Ryan
Like, you probably went around three corners, and we were like, this dude is just like Ken Block.
Ken
I think it was around Dave's shot. Yeah. It wasn't even around corn. It was just around, like, Dave's buildings with all that, like, expensive stuff we could have hit, but the sharp stuff to hit.
Ben
Yeah.
Ryan
Never did think about how different it would be if you were Grant.
Ken
Be weird.
Ben
Yeah. What do you life would be like?
Ken
It'd be so weird.
Ryan
Really?
Mike
I don't think it'd be that different. I'd be. I'm super bummed that we wouldn't have the whole no can do branding. I love. No, Grant, I love. Yeah. I wouldn't work.
Ken
Doesn't work as good. Doesn't work at all, actually.
Mike
But I think you'd still be just as big of a savage.
Ken
I'd Hope.
Ryan
Yeah, but it's hard to say. Yeah. Do you feel like this is kind of like an alter ego of yours that has just became your new personality?
Ken
No, it's just nice being able to like, keep certain parts of the life separate so, like, you can. The life, you know? You know, where I meet people, like, where it's based on how they. How they address me.
Ryan
Do people call you Grant, though?
Ken
Yeah, like, anyone from the bank calls me Grant.
Ryan
Okay. Outside of like a legal setting.
Ken
Anyone in a legal setting calls me by my. My government name.
CJ
CJ.
Ken
Anyone? Anyone else calls me by the. The YouTube name?
Ryan
Do you still introduce yourself as CJ?
Ken
No. That was just like total, total blackout.
Ben
One time.
Ken
It was one time. Never live it down.
CJ
What's crazy, dude? I was sitting right next to you. I didn't know what to say. Who am I now? Like, if you're cj, who am I? I guess I'm Grant.
Ben
Gosh, I have it again.
CJ
Where.
Ken
Where were we?
Mike
She's just. Heydays.
Ryan
How hard do you have to block to introduce Arctic Cat.
CJ
Big guy at Articad? And they're like, hey, I've heard about you guys, you know, introducing Ken. Cj.
Ken
I don't know, I must. I think I was looking at you, cj and I said, cj.
CJ
And then I'm like, okay, Ken.
Mike
I keep forgetting to run that back. Cuz think of all the people we meet as a group. So easy for the last eight years or whatever. Now I just want to remember to do that just right before you're about to shake their hand. Are you guys excited for Steve will do it to be back on YouTube?
CJ
Yeah, I will be. Interesting to see his return. You know, I don't know. Is he actually going to post when he says he's going to post?
Mike
I was wondering the same thing.
CJ
It seems like he's just got so much money that I feel like just running a regular YouTube schedule is going to be way too much of an inconvenience for him. Like after he posts a video, why is he going to, like, immediately start working on another one?
Ryan
Like, it's.
CJ
It's a lot of work and I feel like he's just going to be like, yeah, I'll do it. And then I think it's going to be sporadic. I don't think think it's gonna be so he's. He's like his last.
Mike
So Steve will do it.
CJ
I like him, but I just don't think it's gonna be like his last.
Mike
He got banned from YouTube. And now he is. He's back on. He got the go ahead from YouTube.
CJ
Yeah. He had to start a new channel though. So he doesn't have his old channel back.
Mike
Anybody starts coming back with a Christmas Eve special and a Christmas special, whatever that means. And then he said he's gonna be posting every week after that. And being that we post every week. Yeah, we know what goes in.
CJ
I don't think he's gonna do that. I don't think he's gonna post every week. He's got way too much money to.
Ken
Be going to do it for six weeks and then it'll get a lot more infrequent.
Ben
Unfortunate to start. Not that needs of money, but start in January.
Ryan
He made great videos because of like what he was doing. But I think like the landscape has changed. Like.
Ben
I agree.
Ryan
When you would see him give somebody like $100,000, it was crazy. And now, I mean, he's going to have to be giving people like $1 million and how sustainable is that? And also like his editor was so good.
Ben
So good.
CJ
He still was his editor.
Ryan
Is he okay? Because I was gonna say, like, if he doesn't have that editor anymore, like that.
CJ
I think no, he still.
Ryan
That was like a major, major part of what made his videos good.
Ben
So that editor stuck with him, huh?
CJ
Yeah.
Ben
That's cool.
CJ
I'm sure he just kept paying him.
Mike
I'd like to have. His format will be different, but I.
CJ
Think it's gonna be the same. I think it's gonna be the same. And I think that he's got a die hard audience, that's for sure. That has not left him. And I think he's gonna get a lot of views. I just, I don't know if he'll have as much reason to work as hard as he did back then and like stay as consistent. I think he'll. I, you know, post.
Ryan
But I wonder why they let him back on.
CJ
Well, they re enabled a bunch of people like kind of across the board. Yeah, I don't know.
Ryan
I'm glad they did.
CJ
Yeah, it's.
Ryan
It's good for everyone.
CJ
Like Sneako got put back on.
Mike
You guys listen to him on the Logan the impulsive.
CJ
Yeah, I did listen to that. That was rough.
Mike
It was rough.
Ken
I couldn't watch it.
Mike
Just to your point of like, he's got a die hard following. I scrolled on the comments.
Ben
Yeah, everybody.
CJ
Not one comment was like, yeah.
Mike
Regardless of how you thought the podcast went, like, who, who you think maybe like was overstepping? Everyone's like, common. Steve W. Yeah.
CJ
I didn't think it was a Steve W. I hate to say.
Mike
I hate to say it too.
Ben
So if.
Ken
If you went from, like, top comments, then you could see more of, like, a little on the negative side. But still, it was like the vast majority, even on the. The latest ones were always, like, positive.
CJ
And that's. And that's where I'm going back to. He just has a core, die hard audience. I will stand next to him literally through whatever he seems to do and say. So I think he's gonna. I think he's gonna be popping still. Like, people love him and. And he's done a lot of things that he has given a lot of reason to love him. But yeah, I think that was a rough pot, dude. He was on drugs or drunk or something.
Ben
He posted for sure, right?
CJ
For sure drunk.
Ben
He posted on. His story was like, I was blacked out for that pod. Big Mike told me that he would let me review it. I was blacked out. I would have never done that if I was black.
CJ
It was a bad look for. Honestly, kind of all parties involved.
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
Probably should have just not posted that one.
Ben
Yeah.
Mike
Then they got to the end, they're like, should we not post it? And Mike was like, no, dude, we did it. Like, it's not. It's not that bad. Let's post it. Which, I mean, luckily we've. I mean, I guess we did the podcast with Dave, but that was different. There wasn't any. There wasn't any, like, beef there.
Ryan
Well, that was straight up because Dave said, you can't. You can't use that. You can't use that. You can't use that. We're like, well, all right, we don't have anything, Dave.
Mike
But yeah, it'd be interesting to, like, get a guest on here like that and then have, like, have it not go well at all. Like, kind of well, remember tensions.
CJ
I like Frankie Lepena, but when Frankie Le Pen was on here, he wanted to talk about a bunch of, like, really crazy conspiracy stories that I'd love to talk about off camera, but I don't think that it's something you should have on YouTube. So, like, we. To keep, like, trying to steer him back to, like, all right, let's talk about something that we can actually use here. And you just kept going.
Ryan
He was like, to get off the conspiracy.
CJ
Fighting it. And I'm sure that's what it felt like for them on Impulsive, except a hundred times worse when Steve's basically saying the N word. Like, you know, you just can't say that, dude.
Ryan
I don't think. Basically, I think just, yeah, literally, yeah.
CJ
It wasn't crazy what that. That's. You just can't do.
Ryan
So that's what I, I wonder is he gets reinstated on YouTube and he says, like, he got knocked or kicked off because he used, like, links and he opened up a new channel after the other one got deleted. I think that there was someone that just didn't like him.
CJ
Well, when you're, when you're saying stuff like that, you're gonna rub people the wrong way, right?
Ryan
And I think he got kicked off and I was like, okay, well, now that he's reinstated, I wonder if that's going to change what he publicly says. After listening to this podcast, I was like, oh, no, no, it's. It has not changed one bit. So then. And he talks all the time about how depressed he was getting kicked off YouTube and that's the only thing he wants. And like, he'd give all of his money away if he could just be a YouTuber again.
CJ
Yeah, it seems like.
Ryan
It seems sabotaging does not seem like, like you're biting the hand that feeds you essentially of like, dude, you kind of got to play by the rules a little bit. And now he, like, everything he stands for is like, I'm gonna just say what I want. Yes, you can be a YouTuber and like, push the boundaries of that, but you can't just jump the fence of like, I'm gonna just say, like, the most outlandish dude and somebody pissed if I get kicked off again.
CJ
Evan was saying this. One day he calls when someone self sabotaging himself as Aaron Hernandez syndrome. Or like, basically, like, you get something good going for yourself and then you self sabotage. I almost wonder. I did, I did think about this when I was watching it. I was like, okay, why. Why is this guy acting like this? He's finally getting back on YouTube and now he's acting worse than ever before. And I was like, I wonder if he's almost thinking he's not going to be able to live up to what he once was and just like acting crazy and maybe he'll get. I don't know, you know, maybe he's not even thinking about it all.
Ryan
If he's that self aware.
CJ
No, he's not that self aware, but it's almost like in the back of his mind, he's just doing that without even thinking about it. But I thought that same thing. I go, dude, you finally got what you've been complaining about for the last three years coming back to you, and now you're doing this on like a huge podcast. It's crazy style, but at the same time, dude, yes. It's nuts to see that. When I went to the comments, I was like, pro. Like, it's pretty tough to stand by that, but people were standing on it. They love him. And I don't know, dude, he was my favorite YouTuber back when he was posting it.
Ben
100 by far.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
It was unbelievable.
Ryan
So entertaining.
CJ
It was unbelievable. Like, he was. He was so entertaining. I still think he's super entertaining. Like watching his stories on Instagram, like, he's nuts.
Mike
He did a really good job of staying relevant. And I. I mean, I know that's not that hard when Instagram and all that exists, but like, he was posting his videos on X. He was trying and I'd watch some of them and. And clearly he's finding out that YouTube is like the best to post long form content. Yeah, yeah, he was posting on X and like, people were still watching his stuff. So I don't know. We'll see.
CJ
Yeah, man.
Mike
See how it goes on Christmas Eve for Steve.
CJ
I hope the best for him.
Ryan
Dude, I watched an insane YouTube video last night. This Red Bull athlete hiked up Mount Everest with no oxygen and then ski down, down.
Mike
I got to watch that.
Ryan
It's like a 35 minute video. Essentially the entire thing is him just skiing down. So that kind of puts in context of like how, how long skiing down Mount Everest take.
Ben
Like, aren't you not supposed to drop that much in elevation? Like, isn't there?
Ryan
So like the death zone. So like Camp 4 to Camp 5.
Mike
Is like a big change.
Ryan
Yeah, I want to say maybe 2,000 meters. Maybe an elevation change so you like get out of the death zone. You can only be in the death zone for like 16 hours. And he was in it for like 18. So he was like pushing it.
Ken
Did he make it to the summit?
Ryan
Yeah, like from the summit.
Ken
And he did that without oxygen?
Ryan
Yes.
Ken
That is insane.
Ben
Which people have dumb. But yeah, I mean.
Ryan
And dude, he's skiing down and he's stopping like every 30 seconds tops and like trying to breathe and can barely breathe.
Ben
I know.
Ryan
That's 33%. Yeah, yeah, you had it. Yeah, but it's 33% of the oxygen that you get at sea level when you're that high.
Ben
That's so bananas. Eight, almost 9,000 meters.
Ryan
It's a crazy. It's a crazy video, dude. I'm gonna watch that you guys gotta.
Ben
Watch it so you can descend really fast, like if you.
Ryan
And then water. No, he had to camp at Camp 2 or something like that.
Ben
Got it. So he was able to go down some and then he had to stop it. Yeah, because I was wondering, like, you know, when you're diving, like, you can't just shoot up, otherwise you get the bends or whatever it's called.
Ryan
Yep.
CJ
You know, I saw that guy that we were talking about a while ago that's walking across the world. Is almost done or did he just finish? I don't know.
Ryan
I think he's still going.
CJ
He's like, almost almost done.
Ryan
I don't think he's that close. I think he's still like six months away.
Ben
He was just on the news, right?
CJ
Yeah, he was just on the news.
Ryan
Let's get a little tracker on this guy. So essentially this Guy started walking 28 years ago.
CJ
Yeah, something like that.
Ryan
From the southernmost point, I believe, in Chile. And he walked all the way up North America, through Canada, Alaska, across the barren strait, into Russia, and then all the way across Russia, Asia.
CJ
He's walking across the whole world, ending all alone.
Ryan
And the uk.
CJ
Think how much the world has changed. And he's just been walking every day. Like, that's the same dude.
Mike
So he started 28 years ago. Let's say he goes back to where he started. Like, how different it was from when he started.
CJ
And it's amazing. I wonder how he has money to do that.
Mike
I need much to do.
CJ
You really don't. But obviously you still need to eat, you need to sleep somewhere.
Ryan
So he would. He would make it, like as far as he could, say on a visa, you can be in the country for 90 days or whatever it is. And then he would go back to, like, Mexico. He would work until he could, like, rebuild a little bit more time to then get back in the country.
CJ
It wasn't straight.
Ryan
It wasn't straight. And that's why it's taken so long. Like, I don't know how many days he's been walking, but, like, there was little breaks here and there.
Ben
Imagine, dude, you frickin. You're doing all the walking, you stop. And he's an Istanbul now, and he stops. He just picks a point. Like I assume on a street corner goes, I'm done here. And then you fly back and then. Can you imagine that to get back, you go back to your life, you get back on the plane, you load up all your stuff and you walk back there and you stand back on that corner like, here we go.
Mike
It's like logging back into gta. Yeah. Dropping back. All right, where am I walking out of the hospital. All right, start this back up.
Ben
Yeah, maybe. I mean, he probably has a different outlook on it. He's not dreading it. He's probably looking forward to the next time he can walk, but, like, pretty crazy. Mental game 100.
CJ
It's not as cool that I thought that he was like, oh, he is, obviously. But, yeah, I thought it was just.
Ben
The last 29 years.
CJ
Literally just been on the road because I thought it said that he hadn't been home.
Ryan
He hasn't. He hasn't gone home.
Mike
He just goes to.
Ryan
Cannot go home work until he finishes the trip.
CJ
Yeah. CBS just did an article on him or thing seven days ago. Man prepares to finish walk around the world. That took 27 years.
Ben
I saw this ad on Facebook. Geoswarm drones. It's a drone that flies over your house to have a security camera from the air, and it senses anything that moves on your property and then goes over to it, films it from there.
CJ
And it just stays flying all day.
Ben
Yep. It operates under the FAA registration hassles, but it, like, knows when it's going to die, and it comes down, it lands charges, and then it takes back up.
CJ
How long can it really fly for, though?
Ben
I don't know. I can't be up there for that long.
CJ
Yeah, I mean, our drone lasts, like, 15 minutes.
Ben
And it looks like just a DJI, but I mean, they use a lot less battery when they're hovering versus zooming.
CJ
Around but still sleeping at night with your window open, your.
Mike
I'd imagine they're making them as quiet as possible, and they're like. They're pushing technology for drone blades to not make sound when they cut through the air. But can you imagine if, like, even half the houses in a neighborhood had them?
Ben
Bro, the whole neighborhood.
Mike
You wouldn't even be able to hear yourself think.
Ken
How much are they charging for one of those?
CJ
Ken's gonna have three.
Ben
A bunch of them flying around. I'm not sure. I'll have to look it up. You can secure it?
Ryan
One person and one person only. He's gonna just program it to recognize me and CJ's face.
Mike
He's just gonna program it to follow you guys around.
Ben
And it's gonna have. It's gonna have a little explosive charge in it. It's coming.
Ryan
I look out my window in the morning. Ken, is your drone over here? Like, Harry?
Ken
Just trying to make. Make sure my place is secure.
Ben
They Marked the neighbor's house on Google. I've been reporting it every day just for his sake.
Mike
That was a tough look.
Ben
I just, I. I know you guys think you're really funny putting things everywhere, and it's semi funny on ours, but like, you got. You had to put the angry neighbor at this guy's house every. Every day.
CJ
Pulls into his house, he's never gonna live it.
Ken
Yeah, CarPlay pops up. Just Google Maps. Angry neighbor.
Ben
Yeah, I want to try to park my car there.
CJ
Hey, what's your address? He sends. It just says angry neighbor.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ben
And like one of the reviews says he called me slurs.
Mike
What?
CJ
I drove by and he yelled.
Ben
To be fair, the guy's name is Brady. Is there really any kind of slurs? So, yeah. Don't. Don't fucking do that.
Ryan
I'm excited for your house to be done, Ken.
Ken
Excited. The drywall's up. It's. It's really starting to take shape. And hopefully get out of CJ's basement soon. Actually, regardless, I do have to get out of CJ's basement by Monday. So.
Mike
Are we having a housewarming party by Monday?
Ben
Where are you gonna live?
CJ
I'm moving them upstairs. You're not out?
Ken
Yeah, I was considering.
Ben
I got promoted.
Ken
I was considering moving back in my parents until I went home for Thanksgiving. I think I'm just gonna stay here.
Mike
No, that's no promotion. Ken's. Ken's bedroom was huge down there.
Ken
CJ's remodeling the basement now, so I gotta sense take everything.
Ryan
The landlord's evicting you.
CJ
I didn't just evicted from the.
Ben
Just relocated him.
CJ
I tried actually. Having. I figured you'd be able to stay in your room. I thought they'd just like cut the carpet, leave your room, redo all the other shit and then do yours last. But they want to do it all at once, so. Which makes sense. So, yeah, I feel a little bad about that, but I mean, ultimately, you show up at like 10pm every night and then you leave by 7. Like you nobody. He goes straight to bed, gets up early, he's gone.
Ben
A glass of water?
CJ
No, he doesn't have anything. Dude, it's insane.
Ken
Brush my teeth.
Mike
He water next to your bed so quick.
CJ
Like, if you don't catch him on his way in, he's already in bed.
Ken
If I. If I drink anything before I go to bed, then I have to wake up, go pee, and then I can't fall back asleep.
Ben
Man, can. You are going to change so much when you have your Own house.
CJ
Optimize.
Ben
Like, you're going to be like, oh, I can eat a snack now. I can watch tv.
CJ
Yeah, because he's not allowed to eat a snack or watch TV at my house.
Ben
I just don't think he feels, like, comfortable doing that.
Mike
He can do it.
Ken
I just. I just don't.
CJ
Do you have. He goes out to eat every meal.
Ken
No, I'll eat the shop.
Ryan
Yeah, Ken, you got to get one of those robot maids at your house to cook you dinner, comes home.
Ben
Hello, honey.
Mike
I guess if you had a smart oven and the robot didn't actually have to, like, manually, like, turn the oven on. If it could just use your oven.
Ben
Will have.
Mike
It'll be like, AI It'll just know as soon as the chicken's done to cut the power. I just wouldn't trust a robot trying to manually turn my oven on.
Ken
Get one of those. Like, what are those? Like, X, AI whatever. What are those things called? Ryan, you showed it once.
Ben
The robot that we're talking, whatever the.
Ken
Robot thing is, he tries to take something out and just starts itself on fire.
Ryan
Speaking of start stuff on fire, cj, I saw your story the other day of that flashlight that started that piece of paper on fire.
CJ
Pretty sweet, huh?
Ryan
That's insane. Yeah, that's a high power flashlight.
Ben
It is. It is.
Mike
That.
Ryan
It is. Where did you even get that?
CJ
It was like, Amazon.
Ryan
It was the brightest flashlight I've ever seen.
CJ
It is. It is one of the brightest flashlights. And actually, it's not even that much money.
Ryan
Are you trying to gatekeep this thing or what?
Ben
Kind of put it on your Amazon?
CJ
It's only like 60 bucks, dude. It's insane. Or maybe it's seven.
Mike
I don't know.
CJ
It was like, for how nice a flashlight is, I cannot believe how cheap.
Mike
It came a long way from mag lights, you know, like, mag lights were like the flashlight to have and you stuff it with. They were probably $60, but they were not good.
CJ
No, it's just nice, dude, because, like, you can literally shine that thing. C.R. lake. Like, you can scope it so it's like super tight and condensed. Or you can have it wide. Like, I just use it for shining, seeing if there's any deer or what's making what. What's making noise out in the woods?
Mike
What's all that noise?
CJ
But else.
Mike
Do you hear that?
CJ
I got a pistol. I'm like. I go like, cop mode. I'm like, oh, it's just a squirrel. But then I. What is he doing now? What is he Doing now you can.
Ryan
Light up houses across the lake with that? Oh, yeah.
CJ
It's insane. I mean, you can light a piece of paper on fire if you hold it right next to it. Isn't that cool? I mean, it's just. It's unbelievable.
Ben
What lights it on fire? The be beams.
CJ
That's so hot. It's not actually. It actually doesn't light a piece of paper. I. I said that wrong. It'll light a match on fire.
Ben
Oh, still. Yeah.
Ryan
How crazy have lasers gotten, too? Like, I remember when Ryan got that laser that you could, like, damn near hit the moon with.
Ben
Yeah, that was pretty lit.
Mike
And also, laser is, like, now you can, if you want to, like, DJ in your living room and you wanted to, you could, like, build out the laser on your wall and then have it project, like, whatever you want. It's crazy.
Ryan
Is that what you have at your house?
Mike
No, I know.
Ryan
You got to get a little at home. DJ set.
Mike
Maybe when I learned.
Ben
Sometimes I wonder. I feel like we should use some of our discretionary money around here, just. And just do things like that, like have a little laser wall.
Ryan
Do we have discretionary money?
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Instead of blowing money on one thing, we can blow money on something else.
Ben
Think of all the money we've saved this month, not having to buy a new drone.
Ryan
We did have to buy a new drone.
Ben
No, that was last month.
Ken
No, we bought the drone last month. Dalton crashed it, and then I used our insurance to get a new one.
CJ
Oh, yeah, they're gonna get rid of that insurance program. That was unbelievable, losing so much money.
Ken
It was incredible. Yeah, Dalton destroyed it beyond repair, and they just sent a new one. It was great.
Ben
It's pretty awesome, actually.
Ryan
That's how it'd be like if. If Ken had drones hovering over his house, those things would be getting crashed. They would crash into each other, knowing.
CJ
This guy's history, and shoot him like clay pigeons. That's what we'll do before we go to prank you. Ken's got his drones. All right, move in. We only got 15 minutes till he's here.
Ryan
You know, we need to get. Is one of those net shotguns.
CJ
Yeah, we net it down.
Ryan
Yeah, net gun. We need one of those.
Mike
We. We could do.
Ken
See, there's our discretionary spending for the month. Yeah, that shotgun.
Ryan
Yeah, but that we would actually use for. For something. Yeah, we would.
CJ
A net gun we could actually use.
Ken
Exactly. That's our discretionary spending for the month.
Ryan
Well, if that's the case, then everything we buy around here is discretionary.
Ken
Now. Now you're starting to get the picture.
Ben
This is why ken became a YouTuber.
Ryan
This guy.
Ken
Buy something weird, make a video profit.
CJ
Wow. Ken was good idea. Strategical in the way he drew this all.
Ryan
Yeah, Ken. We're still playing out Ken's 10 year vision.
Ben
Get nickname make video disappear.
Mike
Abstract products. And it's Black Friday, so I'm gonna go spend some money.
Ryan
Yeah. What are you buying, Mike?
Mike
I don't know. What should we get asking Sydney?
Ryan
You already spent all of our money. That's what she's thinking. Did you just buy a bunch of last week?
Mike
I. I think it's worth a stroll, like through the mall. Here's the tough thing. You go into Best Buy, you think that all. All these great deals, like Best Buy at one of many stores. That was a great place to be on Black Friday. Right.
Ben
It's not the same anymore.
Mike
All of that shit's online, so why would you even go?
Ken
I went to the gym this morning, drove by all the, like, retail stores in the area, which are small town stores. And I have never seen these stores busier. Like every single good, like, people were parked on the street, they were so busy.
Mike
For the record, how it's always been. And so I'm glad to see that it's. It's still.
Ben
It's not even small business Saturday.
Ken
It was L and M. Fleet had like cars on the side of the highway trying to get in there.
Mike
Everybody loves a good deal, a good deal, good deal.
Ben
People need to start fighting and selling.
Mike
Fleet is a good example of like, they don't. Do they have an online store?
Ken
Maybe.
Mike
Maybe they do, but their presence isn't crazy there. Like, that's like, go to the store and buy the pallet of monsters for 10 bucks and some tools.
Ken
Aldi had a line when I went to the gym this morning.
Ryan
Wow, that seems crazy. People at a grocery store, like, how.
Mike
How much money are you going to be saving? You're like, I went.
Ryan
Grocery stores are running Black Friday deals, though.
Mike
Let's say they are, though. You save.
Ben
Yeah. As Aldi, running Black Friday deals.
Mike
40 bucks on your grocery.
CJ
I don't see why they wouldn't. I feel like you can't be a business and not be running a Black Friday sale, you know? You know what I wish had a Black Friday sale? The stock market and bitcoin, like, how awesome would that be? Get a little bit of a discount.
Ken
It was Black Friday sales last week when everything dipped.
Ryan
Yeah, it was on sale. Ryan, you brought up a good point. People need to start Fighting in stores again. Yeah, people just don't have this, you know, ferocious.
Ben
Yeah.
Ryan
Deal hunting mentality anymore.
CJ
Well, they run it differently.
Mike
They've learned from their computer.
CJ
Dude, people used to, like, die on Black Friday, like, trying to go into Walmart and there'd be like a stampede and they get just trampled over trying to get like a. A tv.
Ryan
That's because Walmart and these big retail stores wouldn't be open until midnight. Like, people. But now they're running these sales like, oh, Black Tuesday, dude, it was.
CJ
It was way more lit when they do it. Yeah. At midnight on Black Friday, right after Thanksgiving. But then it's like people started cheating the system and they start doing it a little bit earlier because they're trying to beat the other person. Now it's like they're running Black Friday deals in October. It's just like. Like pointless. But, dude, I remember in high school, me and my boys, we didn't need anything, but we just were like, we.
Ryan
Gotta get in on.
CJ
So we just. We just went to places and, like, stood around and then, like, got in there and then we just like, grabbed something, like just something stupid, like a toaster. I got it.
Mike
We used to do that. No, it used to be like early Friday morning. Like, so. Yeah, you'd wake up, Target were open at 7. They would open at 5 for those doorbuster deals. Okay, cool, we'll go. And then it was like midnight and we would go and just. Okay, I guess we're not sleeping.
CJ
Look at this.
Ben
Look at that guy running around the GoPro too.
CJ
Oh, get up, get up.
Ben
You do not want to be at.
Ryan
The bottom of the pile, dude.
CJ
That's insane. Dude.
Ben
The lady with the car.
CJ
Oh, my gosh, bro. Oh, my gosh, dude. And it's like, dude, this is like watching the Travis Scott festival when people were in.
Ryan
Yeah, Astro World.
Ben
I would go there and buy a microwave. I don't even need a microwave, but I'd come home with one also.
Mike
Screw.
CJ
Like, what is they going on, dude?
Mike
Like, it's one thing.
Ben
Look at him fighting lady. Dude, she was pink hair. Lady before pink hair.
Ryan
I got it.
CJ
That guy got it, threw it to their friend at the castle.
Ben
Someone else threw it back.
Mike
They don't care, dude.
CJ
They're fighting over these TVs, dude. Like, how? Like, this was fun.
Ken
They're fighting over vacuums.
Mike
This is insane. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. It's insane.
CJ
Like, no, but that is insane. Dude, you're gonna save.
Mike
How much Screw being during this time.
Ben
Yeah.
Mike
For real, to just have to check a bunch of people out and. And get a bunch of people going, that's one thing. But another thing to have to, like.
CJ
Be a security guard when you're crying.
Mike
You didn't sign up for this.
Ryan
Fighting over things.
CJ
We missed out on some opportunity, guys, we should have been filming this. But it's not like this anymore. They've figured out how to set it up so.
Ken
Well, there's just too many. There's. You just buy stuff online. There's half as many people that are actually going.
CJ
They have, like, ticket items, too. Like, so when you're standing in line, it's like, okay, you're. We have a hundred of these TVs. Who's in line for the TV? I am. Here's your ticket. Here's this, that. So then it's like, they prevent that.
Mike
I've even seen that, like, online, you know, if. If you are, you get this insane deal on a tv. But there's only a hundred deals to be had. And who knows that sometimes could be a lie, sometimes not. They're just running Black Friday deals. Like, maybe an exaggeration, but like CJ said in October, like, they're running Black Friday deals from last week on Amazon. Right?
Ben
Amazon started November 20, which was eight days ago.
Mike
So then here I open up Amazon today, thinking that they're at least gonna have, like, the best deals today. They're all the same. There's all the same. Maybe they're a little better, but all the stuff I looked at, same price.
CJ
All right, here we go.
Ryan
What do we got here?
CJ
So the thing about this, though, two TVs.
Ryan
The thing about this is you're capitalizing on panic buyers. So people go in, they do not need a TV, but they see all these TVs flying off the shelves, and they're like, you know what? I do need a tv.
Ben
Oh, look at this guy. He snuck on the escalator to grab him. Yeah, you're right, Ben. They're just like, all right, I guess I just gotta get it.
Ryan
Dude, panic buying is a real thing, dude.
CJ
They're just fighting over it.
Ben
Look like that guy grabbed.
CJ
Dude, the elderly are just a Samsung, bro. I feel like TVs used to be, like, such a premium item.
Ryan
I mean, Sean Kingston was willing to go to jail over it.
CJ
I mean, like, Like. But especially, like, back in the day. Remember, like, that really big TV that I broke at Grandpa's with. With the pool cue?
Ryan
Yes.
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
It's like a tv. Like, that was just, like, such a Luxury item. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you have one of those, you're big balling.
Mike
I remember when we got a big screen tv. It was like getting a new car.
CJ
Like, yeah, it's like you spent. You spent. You were researching. You're doing all this stuff now. It's like, TVs are so cheap and so easy to just, like, buy. Like, you don't have to, like, you know, think about moving that thing, dude. Like, it's just. It's unbelievable.
Ben
They used to take three people to get the TV downstairs.
Mike
Yeah, dude, they're almost. They're just a disposable product. You know, if, like, if you were in a pickle and you're like, oh, my TV broke. Does anyone have a TV I could, like, have or, like, buy? And someone's like, yeah, I got one. I got one in, like, a room I don't use.
Ben
My mom has a famous Black Friday shopping line. I used to hear say her and all her aunts when they returned from shopping, we saved more than we spent. And that was their rationale as to spending probably thou. I mean, you know, they were grabbing Christmas gifts for everybody, but it was, you know, collectively as a crew, I'm sure they spent thousands of dollars, but we saved more than we spent.
CJ
Dude, if you're saving more than you spent, you did a really good job.
Ben
Yeah.
Ken
Also, if you're only buying it because it's on sale, no, you shouldn't be buying it in the first place.
Ben
They were. They were buying stuff they needed.
Ryan
He's getting. Trying to get punched in the face by Mike.
Mike
Well, no, I completely agree.
Ken
If that's the only reason you're buying something is because it's on sale.
Mike
I think to your point, like, the panic buying is totally a thing. But, like, if I was going and I was getting through trying to grab a tv, it's because, like, I. I waited for Black Friday to buy a tv. Maybe not now, because I have, you know, a little more money to work with, but, like, before, if I was, like, waiting outside of Best Buy because I wanted the GoPro that I knew would be on sale for Black Friday.
Ben
Yeah. Can't argue with that.
Mike
Kind of what I was getting at. I might. We might go out shopping today, and I just want there to be, like, actually good deals. I don't want there to just be, like, a waste of my time.
Ben
This is so crazy, dude.
Ryan
I tried firing up my Xbox. Yeah, dude. Can't figure it out. That thing's just giving me a hard Time. Honestly, it's like everything about gaming just doesn't work for me.
Mike
Ben's like, I'm just bad at.
Ryan
I'm bad at even turning the Xbox on.
Mike
I'm trying to think. Did you get into a game last night?
Ryan
No, it straight up wouldn't let me sign in. It was crazy.
Mike
Just got the red ring and just.
Ryan
DJ was even there watching it.
Mike
It was.
Ryan
It was crazy.
Mike
Oh, if he could.
Ben
If he could figure it out then.
Mike
Your Xbox is broken.
CJ
Yeah, no, it's just had the bad wifa. But James, your. Your brother in law had a great idea. Since you're so bad at playing Xbox, he thinks you should twitch stream it. And I was like, that's actually a genius idea. I love that idea because you are so bad at Xbox. That would be the draw. Like people be like, I can't believe how bad he is comment. Like, dude, they'd have to keep watching. Like there's no way he's actually this. But like, they'd be like, what is this guy blind? Like, is there a blind? With the controller you'd be doing some shit. Then you'd look down like, okay, a's right there. Like, it would be insane to watch.
Ryan
I don't know.
CJ
I think you should do it. I think you should do it. Twitch stream it. I mean, you know, eventually I'm sure you'd start to get good. So it'd be a short run.
Ryan
Yeah, be a short run, but like.
CJ
You'D be that guy. You could be the top streamer for.
Ryan
Probably a week or two until I got good enough to not be getting murked by eight year olds every second. Yeah, no, I do agree. I do agree. It's just not my. It's not my thing. Not my thing, apparently. I don't even know how to. I don't even know how to turn it on.
Ben
Good for you, bud. You can go read a book or something, you know.
Ryan
I don't know how to read either.
Ben
You're right, that's my bad. I forgot.
Ryan
Yeah, that's.
Ken
Go listen to a book.
Ben
Go listen to a book.
Mike
We'll get you in some VR goggles. You know how to use your hands.
Ryan
Yeah, I mean, I would like to think, but it's still. It's still kind of leaning on like the video game walk into Ben's house.
CJ
Ben's in VRs.
Mike
What's up guys?
Ryan
Are you use the front door?
Mike
Yeah, I can see you being good at VR.
Ben
Well, good stuff, fellas. Thanks for being here. Thank you guys for watching. We got a couple more podcasts. We're going strong through the end of the year.
Mike
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Episode: Leaving Cormorant, Ken’s Secret Life & Tax Evasion
Date: December 2, 2025
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah
In this lively episode, the CboysTV crew pack in stories about their Thanksgiving, Ken’s surprising secret life, debate over laundry habits, business moves, and a deep-dive into the drama of automotive tax evasion (including WhistlinDiesel’s current legal debacle). They blend hilarious nostalgia, down-to-earth business talk, and candid takes on YouTube trends, all with their typical irreverent banter and Midwestern charm.
The guys keep the tone light, self-deprecating, and packed with classic CboysTV camaraderie. It’s a fast-moving episode with plenty of inside jokes, raw honesty, and a subtle throughline about how both business and personal lives evolve—but never lose their ability to surprise. Whether talking gear launches, legal controversies, or sorting out who still washes their hoodie every night, the Cboys bring realness and contagious laughs.
For listeners who missed the episode, this summary brings you the best of the banter, the business, and the behind-the-scenes that keep Life Wide Open so fun to watch—and even more fun to be a part of.