CboysTV on Riding In Heavy D's Blackhawk Helicopter

Summary

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Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: "CboysTV on Riding In Heavy D's Blackhawk Helicopter"

Release Date: November 7, 2023
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah

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Episode Overview

The CboysTV crew celebrates their 100th podcast episode with a mix of wild behind-the-scenes stories, especially from their recent trip to the Glamis Dunes and Vegas. The group dives deep into their experiences at one of the most legendary offroad events in the U.S., relives the adrenaline rush of flying in Heavy D’s Blackhawk helicopter, discusses fan encounters, business and gift-giving, the oddities of running into a Big Bird costume character, and the nuances of Midwest vs. West Coast powersports culture. All with the group’s signature chaos, hilarity, and genuine camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. Celebrating 100 Episodes & Podcast Reflections

• The team expresses gratitude for making it to 100 episodes, sharing thoughts on their journey and fan engagement.
• [01:11] D: "I can't believe we made it 100 episodes."
• [01:25] A: "How about that? We appreciate everybody that's been listening along for a hundred episodes..."

2. Glamis Dunes: The Ultimate Offroad Gathering

• Overview of Glamis for those who don’t know—massive sand dunes, legendary offroad scene.
• [02:22] A: "We were traveling... We were down in Southern California, Glamis, the middle of the desert..."
• [02:56] B: "As I know, it's the biggest sand event in the United States."
• Vivid descriptions of the sensation, chaos, and spectacle at Glamis.
• [04:45] D: "It was the craziest thing I've ever seen... zigzagging in the truck through a bunch of campsites... trying to avoid getting hit by razors..."

Memorable Moment

• [07:51] D (paraphrased by Ryan): "Driving Glamis at night feels like being inside a pinball machine. Lights, sounds, dust everywhere."
  • [07:51] D: “Light, lights and sounds and everything coming at you at once. And then we went to Vegas afterwards and it felt tame... because it was so much wilder.”

3. YouTuber Encounters & Riding Groups

• Glamis as a hub for action sports YouTubers–Cletus, Buttery, Side-by-Side Blog, Blake Wilkie, and more.
• Discussion of how different riding crews (dirt bike, side by side) stick to their own styles and “tribal” groupings.
• [09:07] C: "Quite the YouTuber hub though. Heavy Cletus was there..."
• [10:13] D: "People come up to me and compliment my riding abilities while Evan was also riding... He wasn't getting compliments—he was salty."

4. The Blackhawk Helicopter Ride with Heavy D

• CboysTV’s most epic adventure: flying in Heavy D’s Blackhawk helicopter.
• [12:14] C: "I was the most bummed about that, that I didn't get to be there for the Blackhawk ride, because that looked so fun."
• [12:16] B: "The Blackhawk ride was the... most awesome thing I've ever gotten to be a part of."

Memorable Quotes

• [12:56] A: "I'm so glad there wasn't like, 'oh yeah, this is just another day.' I would have been like, damn!"
• [13:41] A: "I was not trying to be the guy to throw up in a heavy D helicopter, I'll tell you that much."
• [13:54] C/B: Debate on whether flying a helicopter or hitting big motorcycle jumps is scarier.

5. Gift-Giving & Sentimental Stories

• Ben receives a custom Lamborghini cup holder from Mike as a surprise, leading to a discussion about the best gifts they’ve received.
• [15:50] D: "Thank you, Mike."
• [19:04] A: "My parents got me a GameCube when I was like nine. That shit rocked my world, dude."
• [19:38] B: “My grandpa shows up, my first quad... and he was just as happy as I was.”

6. Fan Interactions: Mini-Me Crews and Wild Adventures

• CboysTV fans drive hours and sleep in trucks to meet the group.
• [22:24] D: "We came here, we slept in our truck last night. We were trying to find you."
• Breakdown-prone bikes, sandstorms, and familiar youthful energy in fans parallel the early days of CboysTV.

7. Vegas: The Sphere, Robots, and Luxury Goggles

• Recap of visiting The Sphere in Las Vegas—a massive 360° immersive theatre and lifelike robots.
• [27:41] D: “It feels like you’re watching it basically in a 360 spaceship that’s like going through these valleys...”
• [28:24] D: “They had robots that were like really... the future is coming fast...”

Iconic Exchange

• [29:26] C: "It just knew—it was a literal person, man. It's just like the movie iRobot."
• [29:52] B: “The one lady was like, ‘Can you guys step back? The robot's a little scared right now.’”

8. West Coast (Cali) Rippers vs. Midwest Style

• Commentary on cultural differences in off-roading, riding style, drinking, party culture, and gear between California and Minnesota riders.
• [40:42] C: “I feel like those California guys... they're just nuts, man.”
• [41:51] C: “That's what I'm saying... most of the girls, they're on the pitters, just no gear.”

9. Random Chaos: Big Bird in the Desert & Collision Stories

• The crew has a bizarre encounter with a guy in a full Big Bird costume.
• [34:37] B: “He can't hardly see out of the thing. There’s like literally razors flying by the way he’s walking.”
• Ryan shares a story about being hit by a 9-year-old on a quad in the Glamis campground.
• [38:13] A: "I'm driving along... I just hear a clunk in the side of the truck... There's a nine-year-old on a little raptor that just ran into me!"

10. Car Theft & Vehicle Trends

• Dodge (Mopar) vehicle thefts—especially Hellcats and TRXs getting stolen via electronic hacking.
• [43:43] A: "Another guy at SEMA, his TRX got stolen from the airport."
• [44:02] E: "He finally pulls up with an iPad... and he's in after a couple minutes."

11. Car Buying, Vipers, and Switching to Electric

• Discussion about the accessibility and financing of Hellcats, desirability of Vipers, market appreciation, and Ryan considering an EV.
• [47:18] D: "Yeah, that Viper ACR... You better pull a trig soon."
• [48:06] A: "I might be joining the EV gang too. Hopefully tomorrow."

12. Bowling Feats and Reflections on Hobbies

• Ryan shares his improbable bowling streak (six strikes in a row), inciting amazement and hilarity.
• [49:29] B: "Six strikes in a row. It was nuts."
• Reflection on bowling’s decline, pickleball's rise—and its surprisingly high injury rate.
• [53:08] C: "Pickleball causes the most amount of injuries because so many people can play it..."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [13:41] A: "I was not trying to be the guy to throw up in a heavy D helicopter, I'll tell you that much."
• [12:16] B: "The Blackhawk ride was... the most awesome thing I've ever gotten to be a part of..."
• [07:51] D (paraphrased by Ryan): "Driving Glamis at night feels like being inside a pinball machine."
• [19:38] B: “My grandpa shows up... my first quad... I was just like, I can't believe Grandpa's like, probably the best.”
• [34:37] B: “He can't hardly see out of the thing. There’s like literally razors flying by the way he’s walking.”
• [28:24] D: “...robots that were really too robotic... you better be careful, bro. The future is coming fast.”
• [53:08] C: "Pickleball causes the most amount of injuries because so many people can play it..."

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The Crew’s Signature Tone and Style

High-energy, candid, and relentlessly funny, the Cboys drop playful jabs at each other and themselves, often self-deprecating (“I was not trying to be the guy to throw up...”). Their stories are full of random, unexpected moments: from a kid colliding with their truck, to run-ins with Big Bird and sandstorms, to high-strung luxury shopping sprees. There’s also a refreshing gratitude and sincerity in their reflection on fan support, their journey as content creators, and moments spent together.

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Recap by Major Segments (Timestamps)

• Intro & 100th Episode Party (00:22–01:30)
• Glamis Dunes Madness & YouTuber Hangouts (02:22–09:55)
• Crazy Night Rides & Pinball Machine Analogy (07:51–09:08)
• Blackhawk Adventure & Heavy D’s Hospitality (11:00–14:30)
• Gift Giving and Stories from Childhood (15:10–20:42)
• Meeting Fans & Fellow Crews (22:24–24:50)
• Vegas: Sphere, Robots, and Designer Goggles (26:56–30:50)
• Cultural Observations: Cali Vibes vs. Midwest (40:42–42:31)
• Wild Desert Encounters: Big Bird & Collisions (34:31–40:38)
• Car Thefts, Hellcat Culture & Mopar (43:40–47:08)
• Bowling Exploits & Pickleball Dangers (49:29–53:41)

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Final Thoughts

This milestone episode of Life Wide Open is a microcosm of why CboysTV is beloved: authentic friendship, wild storytelling, hilarious misadventures, surprising insight—and a genuine appreciation for their community. Whether you’re here for wild off-road stories, YouTube business banter, or just to feel like you’re part of the crew, it’s a delightfully chaotic ride.

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Transcript

[A]

I was not trying to be the guy to throw up in a heavy duty helicopter, I'll tell you that much. I wonder what my life would have been like if I got a guitar.

[B]

Instead of a gamecube.

[A]

I was more thinking if I'd gotten a dirt bike instead of a quad.

[C]

Well, Ryan, you'd be a lot cooler, that's for sure.

[D]

Vegas felt normal coming from that, because it was so much wilder. Wow.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast in a very special 100th episode.

[B]

Holy.

[E]

Micah's silly string is so depressing.

[B]

Dude, none of my works.

[C]

We get Mike a bunch of duds.

[A]

I got one more thing.

[C]

Holy. We're making a match.

[B]

Oh, look at. See, Ben? That's what I was hoping for, but.

[D]

Oh, wow, we got a cake. Electric.

[B]

Is that ice cream cake?

[C]

Ben, don't be getting any ideas now.

[D]

Oh, I know.

[A]

That's why I didn't, like.

[C]

Can you stay over there, buddy?

[B]

He just hucks it across all the equipment.

[A]

Oh, geez.

[D]

I can't believe we made it 100 episodes.

[C]

Yeah, they say if a podcast goes, I think it's 10 episodes. More than 10 episodes. It's like, super unheard of.

[A]

Really.

[C]

I guess we made up to 100 is pretty promising.

[A]

Whoo.

[C]

100 episodes, man.

[A]

How about that? We appreciate everybody that's been listening along for a hundred episodes. It doesn't. Man, is nuts. We're only getting better at it too.

[B]

I would say. It went fast. It went fast.

[D]

We've talked about so many things that when. When I meet people, they know an uncomfortable amount about me and you guys. And I'm like, why do you know that? And then I'm like, oh, yeah, we talked about that two years ago.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And somehow they retain that. And I did. I don't even know half the stuff that I say if that. It's probably a worst percent podcast.

[C]

You can piss off a lot of people.

[D]

They'll be.

[C]

They'll call on you the next next day. Hey, what you said on. Was that about me? No, no, of course not.

[A]

Yeah. Especially when you really only have so many friends and you start talking about one of your friends and they're like, well, that sounds exactly like something I'd do.

[D]

It's like walking on eggshells around us.

[A]

Yeah. They thought it was dangerous being friends with YouTubers.

[E]

It's.

[A]

Wait till we turn into podcasters.

[D]

No, it is crazy, though. We do appreciate everyone that tunes in every week and listens. Wouldn't be here without you guys.

[A]

Yeah, it Feels good to be back in the studio. We were traveling a little bit this last. This last week. We're down in Southern California, Glamis, the middle of the desert. I didn't realize how many people didn't know, like, really what Glamis is. Obviously a lot of people who don't off road don't have a clue. But I was talking to some guy and I was like, oh, we're just getting back from Southern California goes, oh, where I lived in Southern California, go Glamis. And they're like, well, what?

[B]

Really? Yeah.

[C]

I feel like if you don't ride, you don't know. But if you're like an actual rider, you have to have heard of glam. It's like, probably the most famous sand dunes, wouldn't you say?

[A]

Yeah, 100%.

[B]

As I know, it's the biggest thing in the United States.

[C]

It's the most popular for sure. Like, I mean, as far as videos and TV shows and whatever, you know.

[A]

Last weekend, it was for sure the most popular.

[E]

Dude.

[C]

Kidding.

[D]

Dude, it was so crazy, bro. It's hard to explain what was going on because the entire time I didn't even know, dude.

[C]

Just blacked out or what?

[D]

No. So this is like the first 30 minutes of being there. I fly in, Ken picks me up. Shout out, Ken. Also, bro, you won't believe this. Cj, he put me in first class.

[A]

What?

[D]

He put me in first class.

[C]

That's awesome.

[E]

I knew he was going to have a big day editing on the way home, so I was like, okay, I'll put Ben and CJ in first class. CJ bailed, so it's just Ben up there.

[C]

Is that crazy? That's awesome. You deserve it.

[D]

You should have first class. I literally thought that they messed up, and I double checked with them when I was checking in. I was like, you sure I should be up here?

[C]

I'm normally back there.

[D]

They were like, yes, Mr. Roth. I was like, Mr. Roth.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[D]

This is how they treat people up.

[C]

Here in first class.

[A]

Normally, it's like, get to the back, scumbag.

[D]

I laugh.

[C]

Buckle your seatbelt.

[D]

I laugh. The one trip CJ sits out on, I get first class.

[C]

It's all right.

[D]

We roll up to the middle of nowhere, near, like, Glamis is, like, in the middle of the desert, right? It's like, right on the Mexico border. Actually, pretty much. The closer you get, the less you can see because it's so dusty, right? And it's dark out, and we're rolling up to where all the Campgrounds start, and so there was like 200,000 people there. And they're like, all kind of spread out camping in the same spot. But it's like, I don't know, it's probably 10 square miles of just people camping. And so we're like zigzagging in the truck through a bunch of campsites. Meanwhile, 10,000 people driving side by sides at night through the dust with, like, their colored whips going disgustingly fast.

[C]

It's so dangerous.

[D]

Oh, my. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. So, like, we are, like, bobbing and weaving campsites, trying to avoid getting hit by razors. And then you'll see the occasional, like, dirt bike or four wheeler that'll come by with. With no lights.

[A]

No headlights.

[D]

No headlights. And they're. They're just like zigzagging and back and forth. Craziest thing. And then we, like, get to the campsites and they're like, all right, dudes, let's load up. We're going to this thing called Oldsmobile Hill. It's like where everyone goes. And I'm like, I just saw everyone.

[A]

They're.

[D]

They're just. They're not going anywhere. They're just going in circles. Like. Oh, you just wait. It's like the meeting grounds. Right? So we're like driving through the desert. But that's the thing.

[C]

No.

[D]

No trails. No idea where I'm going. I'm just trying to follow the tail lights in front of me. Right, you're just driving. I'm just driving. Right.

[A]

But if drive the wrong way, you could fall off. It's like a bunch of snow drifts, like, when you see them. And so there's like, ledges to some. If you go the wrong way, you can, like, fall off a ledge and tumble down.

[B]

Yeah. Hit everything at the right angle. And also, following the tail light seems easy, but. Well, it kind of is. But if you for some reason, get turned around, you're screwed.

[A]

Yeah, you're screwed. And when you're following Leo, who's driving Mach 9, that doesn't happen.

[D]

Yeah, very hard to keep up. And anyway, we get to, like, this. This hill that's basically everyone stanced up at the bottom of it, just like in a line. And then probably the same amount of people at the top of the hill. And then just like a steady stream of like 35 people constantly racing up and down this hill. And it's all whooped out. People are driving, like, every which direction, mostly trying to go up, but, like, they're like zigzagging and like colliding in the middle of the hill. And then if they like collide in the middle of the hill, then they're like rolling down. So you got to avoid people like rolling down and going up. It made no sense to me at all how people aren't dying at like an insane rate.

[B]

There wasn't. I mean, I saw two rollovers the whole weekend. We thought it would have been 20, but it just. The etiquette there is pretty decent for. For everyone of age, maybe not, but tossing beers back, driving razors. The etiquette was pretty good overall. Like, you know, stick right, stick left, like. But the hardest part was some people hauling ass and then other people driving like four miles an hour. Just thousands upon thousands of razors inside whatever side by side. A lot of sandras, a lot of quads there too.

[A]

It was the most overly stimulating place I've been in my life because obviously everybody's got light bars and stuff. All the razor mods that you see now like that our razor has actually make sense. I'm like, oh, they're not just for cool. No. Yeah, they actually like have a purpose.

[B]

That's the other crazy part. Around here, people side by sides have. Well, the mod around here is like full cab, ac, heat, whatever. But like a lot of the side by side you see around here, they might have some upgraded frickin a arms or few things here and there. But there is just people just dumping money. Like no one's driving stock units there.

[A]

And then everybody's got whips. So then there's like flashing lights too. If you had like epilepsy or something, it'd be real bad. But if you're easily overly stimulated like I am, dude, it was impossible.

[D]

I think Ryan, you had the best comparison. You said this is what it probably feels like to be in a inside of a pinball machine.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Same way, dude, you're just all over the place.

[D]

Light, lights and sounds and everything coming at you at once. And then we went to Vegas afterwards and it felt tame, felt under really. Vegas felt normal coming from that because it was so much wilder. Wow. It was an insane experience to what Ben saying.

[B]

I love watching us getting there. We did the same thing you got there. We're like, all right, we're going for this night ride. And you're just so overwhelmed. You're like, all right, we're gonna be driving razors through this. And sometimes you just gotta like sack up and tell yourself it is gonna be okay because everyone else is Doing it too. Like it is gonna be okay. You gotta still have some sort of safety. But that's how it was. I was scared I was gonna be like, I don't want to go ride right now. It's like 9, 10 at night.

[D]

Yeah, we did it.

[B]

And it was amazing.

[D]

This is what it felt like for all the Midwesterners listening. It felt like driving in a snow blizzard that. That you really cannot see where the road is and where you're going, but you just see like tail lights ahead of you and you pray to God that they don't slam on them. And then the occasional snowplow that drives past you with all the lights flashing at all times and you're like, oh, that was a Snowplow.

[C]

Quite the YouTuber hub though. I mean, shit, heavy Cletus. Side by side blog. And then Buttery was there. Did you guys see Buttery? Yeah, he wasn't in the video.

[D]

I got the picture, dude.

[B]

I got the funniest video of him dancing in that squirrel costume.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

But yeah, he was, he was, he was partying, dude. He was having a good time.

[C]

Dirt bikers, you both look normal to me.

[A]

You have dirt biking crews and you have side by side crews where we were with the side by side sandrail guys. He was with the dirt biking.

[C]

So like the crews don't get along or what? It was kind of like one cruise.

[A]

Lame or different riding style. You know, he was going out, finding jumps.

[B]

It was. It was pretty funny.

[A]

They hanging with chicks? We were hanging with dudes.

[B]

The first night we went over to Wilkie's camp. Blake Wilkie's campfire. And they're like, dude, yeah, we're all. We are all on bikes. You got to come with you and Evan. And then I, the next night, went back over there. They showed us all the clips of the jumps they're hitting. I'm glad I didn't go. I mean, would have been sick to obviously spectate, but like the jumps they're hitting are like, you know, just picture Axel Hodges, like jumping big dunes.

[D]

Cj, get this. You'll get a kick out of this. Had quite a few people come up to me and compliment my riding abilities while Evan was also riding. And they didn't say anything to him. And he was so like. I wouldn't say salty, but very caught off guard that he wasn't getting like, compliments. Yeah, thanks, bro.

[A]

Ben was ripping. Ben was ripping hard. I didn't know he still had that type of dirt bike riding in him.

[E]

Me.

[C]

Nice.

[A]

And Evan fell Down a couple times and it was. It was tough.

[D]

Look out there, Ben. You had.

[E]

You had said something. The last time you rode a dirt bike Wasn't Glamis.

[A]

Wasn't Glamis just a little Sandra?

[D]

Yeah, I guess so.

[B]

Man, it was super fun getting to actually, like, the other times we've been there, we've strictly filming. It was on the road trip, so we just have to go, but we had to spend a full day on bikes. That was pretty fun.

[D]

Yeah, it was fun.

[C]

I found it super entertaining, I guess. I got to edit the part of the Blackhawk, so I got to see, like, speaking all this stuff and like the unedited raw version so I could see everyone's authentic self with, like the Diesel, the Heavy D's crew, you know, I was just like, man, these guys have got to be the nicest guys. They are, dude, I've ever seen. I mean, one of the nicest guys. And of course, they're from Utah. Everyone that we meet there is nice. But yeah, they were just so nice and genuine. And I was. I was the most bummed about that that I didn't get to be there to hang with them and get the Blackhawk ride because that looked so fun.

[D]

Yeah, you would have liked that.

[C]

And just the nicest guys, man, those guys are. I want to be like them when I'm older. Like, they're still cool. They're doing stuff. They're freaking, got money coming out their ears.

[A]

But yeah, dude, the most down earth. Genuine.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Took the time and, like, I kind of thought it was going to be this, like, all right, let's get these kids up in a helicopter and get them out of here and whatever. No, we're like, no, you guys want to hang?

[C]

They were just chilling, dude.

[A]

Like, you want. Like, I got sick and he. Heavy D, like, made sure he took like 10 minutes to go track down, like, drama mean. Yeah, drama mean for me. I was like, dude, it's okay. And he's like, no, I'm going to do that. Like, I got you.

[C]

I was like, jesus, dude, man.

[B]

But it was my thoughts exactly. Like, of all the things we did, that was what I was bummed that you weren't there for Meeting them. The Blackhawk ride was the. Like, I. I'm gonna just chalk it up as the most awesome thing that I've ever gotten to be a part of. It was so cool. And then, you know, you guys saw, like, Evan didn't want to do it. So then I'm thinking, he's going to fly Pretty normal. He knows Evan's terrified for his life, and he flew crazier than he's probably flown in a long time. That's where it sounds. Muscle and diesel Dave were like, oh, yeah. I mean, we've ridden with him a million times. And that was like, wait, that was up there.

[A]

Which is cool to be a part of. I'm so glad there wasn't like, oh, yeah. This is just another day. I would have been like, damn, yeah.

[B]

Oh, man. Like, zero gravity stuff.

[C]

And then you guys all handled it great. I.

[A]

You're not.

[B]

Dude, for me, that's why I was like, ev.

[C]

Like, you were riding backwards. That probably made it worse.

[A]

I was behind, or I was riding backwards, focusing on Evan kind of in, like, the middle. And I'd just come out of another helicopter trying to get, like, B roll shots of it in the air, and I got so motion sick. All I was trying to do is, like, open one eye and try to keep the camera on Evan because Evan was visually freaking out, and I was just trying to hold it together.

[E]

I had been sick from riding side by side earlier in the day. I was like, there's no chance. I don't make it through this helicopter ride without throwing up. And I was on the heck. But I was fine.

[A]

I was not trying to be the guy to throw up in a heavy D helicopter, I'll tell you that much.

[B]

That is true, though, honestly. Kudos to you, Ryan, for doing two. Because if I would have gotten off and they would have been like, we're going back up again. You want to come? I've been like. But they were.

[C]

You're either okay or you. It goes down and, like, you're just. You don't even know it. Like, it doesn't even matter. Like, you won't even feel it.

[D]

Probably.

[C]

You'll just be gone.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So, like, well, that's what they were saying, dude.

[C]

Like, realistically, it's like, compared to, like, doing something where you could get, like, really hurt and have, like, some lasting. Yeah, yeah. The way I look at. I'd rather go up in the helicopter than do a jump on a dirt bike. Like, a big jump, you know, it was.

[B]

It's kind of morbid. But you probably saw it when they were like, Evan's like, no, I'll stay down here. Like, I don't want to crash. And then they're like, you really want to be up there while your friends crash? Be the only one left. What are you. And then, yeah, he's like, what are you and C.J. gonna do.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Got a point.

[A]

It was a bummer not having you there. Siege. We missed the hell out of you.

[C]

Next time. Next time I was. Looked cool, though. Looked fun.

[B]

And on top of that, banger vids were filmed. Yeah, we got some good stuff.

[D]

We got one in the vault right now. A couple weeks. We brought two snowmobiles there, and you can about imagine. Actually, I guarantee you cannot imagine what happened to one of them. But, yeah, that'll be in a couple weeks.

[A]

Mike, did I see that you had a box over there that you were carrying?

[B]

Yeah, I do. I do. In honor of the hundredth episode, I got a gift for Ben. Oh, I go ahead and open that up.

[A]

Anything that comes by the post office, you never know.

[B]

And it actually wasn't. This is not an honor. The 100th episode. I've had this for, like, three months waiting to give it to you on a podcast so people know I'm nice. And I just keep forgetting, you know, you're gone, I'm gone.

[A]

I'm scared. Should I be?

[B]

No, you shouldn't be scared.

[D]

No. Is this what I think it is?

[B]

Yeah, I think. I think it is what you think it is. It's something you don't have.

[C]

And you need a Lamborghini cup holder.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

No way.

[D]

No way.

[B]

Yeah, well, it's like, wow.

[C]

What? Damn, Mike, isn't that like 35 grand?

[D]

Yeah, hold on.

[B]

No. Okay. So that's why the homie, Alex Schuler, he's the one who gets us all our light bars for our pit bike. So hit him up. Alex Schuler, but he also randomly, he makes, like, the light bar kits, a few things, and then Huracan cup holders. So I'm like, bro, Ben has a huracan. I gotta get him one.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

Dude.

[C]

Where's it go? How's it work?

[D]

It goes right on the right.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. The right side of the console. And it's just.

[A]

It is sturdy, dude.

[B]

Kind of funny.

[D]

Like a cup holder for a huracan.

[B]

Oh, yeah. From the. From the factory is actually how much?

[D]

Like, I want to say 3,500.

[A]

What? Yeah. For a cup holder?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Just one cup holder.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't.

[D]

I don't know. I don't know if it comes with two. I honestly, I haven't even looked into it. I'd imagine that this is a much cheaper alternative still, though. Thank you, Mike.

[B]

Hopefully. Yeah, hopefully. It's, like, removable, so sometimes, you know, you can just, like, sling it off.

[D]

Sweet. You know, I was thinking about Selling it, but I almost got to keep it.

[A]

Now, hopefully you actually drive it now that you can have a water.

[B]

Yeah, that's great. It's like up for sale. You drive once, have a couple sodies in there, and you're like, dang, I'm taking this.

[C]

I love this car.

[D]

I love this.

[C]

Now this is a practical rig on the listing.

[A]

It's like aftermarket cup holder.

[B]

Might as well.

[D]

Thank you, Mike. Dude.

[B]

Of course.

[D]

What a great episode.

[B]

I would have got you guys something, too. I just, like, didn't know what to get, you know? That one clearly is something he didn't have and something he needed.

[A]

But do you guys like giving gifts more or receiving them?

[D]

I mean, it depends what they are. Yeah, for sure.

[A]

Do you enjoy giving gifts?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I just. I don't. And not that I like, don't like.

[B]

Giving people and not that you're not going to do it.

[A]

Stressful. I love giving someone something when I'm like, excited about it like that. But when, like a birthday's coming up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I feel like I got to figure. Figure out a good gift to get.

[C]

Oh, yeah, it's tough.

[B]

True. It's like putting a timeline on it. So basically there was no timeline. So I was able to be like, again, perfect. Fun, fun to do. But when there's a timeline on it and you maybe run out of time, then you have no emotion in the present.

[D]

The amount of shoes that Greta has, because I've bought them for her, that's the go to. Because I'm so just not good at giving gifts. But I'm good at, like, buying shoes, so that's my go to. She's got to be like, I don't need more fucking shoes.

[C]

You can't go wrong with shoes, though.

[D]

That's what I say.

[B]

Did she have to, like, graduate to some sort of shoe rack? You know, I mean, you might as well.

[A]

You know, you're not supposed to get someone shoes because they'll walk out of your life in them. That's. That's like one of the things. Apparently that's what a Wanda told me when she got me a pair of shoes. I was like, I think you're good.

[D]

Or maybe she's walk out of your life.

[B]

That sounds like.

[D]

Maybe she was like. She was like, shooing you out the door. All right, take your parting gift and get the out.

[B]

Maybe it sounds like, like an old man saying, that's funny that she said that to you.

[A]

I heard an old man saying the other day, says, I'm telling Six foot jokes and y' all are five foot.

[B]

Ten over your head.

[D]

What do you guys think is. Is like the. The best gift that you've been given that is small and not monetary wise, but, like, more sentimental?

[B]

Mm.

[A]

One that jumps out to me is my parents got me a gamecube when I was like nine. That shit rocked my world, dude.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Changed my life. I could have been an Xbox guy, but I turned out to be a GameCube guy.

[B]

It's like when you said non monetary, then it got really hard. Like a nice gesture that someone's done for you that really stopped you. Like, I don't know. But I do remember. It's those random times, like, my grandpa shows up. My first quad is like a 90 from China. Barely ran, like, kind of a piece of shit, but it was like I truly wanted to bring it into my bunk bed and sleep with it. I was just like, I can't believe Grandpa's like, probably the best, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

He just got me a quad. Randomly pulls up with it, and he was just as happy as I was. So that's one of those.

[C]

My grandpa gave me a 1982 XR80 dirt bike. It was in his neighbor's barn. And that thing was sweet too. Yeah.

[A]

I remember.

[C]

Just like, pumped. I was like, I got a dirt bike.

[D]

So we learned how to ride on. Yeah.

[C]

And then he. Yeah, we rode. We both throat it.

[A]

That's so cool, actually.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Similar story when I was younger and I got a dirt bike for the first time.

[B]

Like your whole personality.

[D]

Personality? Yeah, like my whole life.

[C]

Dirt bike or not.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I was like, damn, this is like, I think the only thing I'm into now.

[C]

Identity.

[B]

Yeah, that is true too. That's how I was. I wasn't. Dude, I was 18 until I got a dirt bike.

[C]

I remember.

[A]

Dang.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

We were with you when you. When you got your first one.

[B]

Yeah, I blew it up.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like right away in the sand. But when I remember when I got my first camera, like, just finally got a camera for Christmas. And then I'm like, now I can do what I want to do. And then, you know, now you're here. Yeah, now I'm here.

[A]

But I wonder what my life would have been like if I got a.

[B]

Guitar instead of a gamecube.

[A]

No, I was more thinking if I had gotten a dirt bike instead of a quad when I was younger.

[C]

Well, Ryan, you'd be a lot cooler.

[D]

That's for sure. For your makes a guy health and your mental health, I just wouldn't think about that. Yeah.

[B]

Happy with where I am. I think if you're.

[A]

How much better it could be.

[B]

Simply said you're. If your first rig was a bike, you'd be a dirt biker. But it is interesting because I. My first rig was a four wheeler. Second rig was a four wheeler. Grew up on four wheelers. Grandpa dad on four wheelers. Went on four wheeling trips. All about four wheeling. And then I realized that it wasn't cool.

[A]

Damn, you turned your life around.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Still working on it, dude.

[D]

Yeah, it was very motivational. I think you just inspired a lot of people.

[B]

And that was the best part. It wasn't a hard switch, but when.

[C]

You'Re a farm kid or. Or like a farm family, it's like, absolutely. The four wheeler is essential. It's like a. It's like a utility, but then also fun.

[B]

And they're always utility quads.

[A]

All the kids in the dunes were ripping quads. Met a lot of quads there.

[C]

Like actual, like race quads or like trail quads or utility quads.

[A]

No, utility quads. Yeah, a lot of raptors, stuff like that. But I was surprised. I thought you'd see the occasional dude out there on like a grizzly or something like that, you know, but nothing.

[D]

It was funny. Dude. A group of dirt bikers pulled up. Imagine a group of dirt bikers, but they all are in the same fraternity and they have the same haircut and the same body shape and like they all look the exact same and act the exact same. Imagine eight of them pulling up on dirt bikes, right? Were they good?

[B]

And then imagine.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

But they were so biggest Seaboz fans ever.

[D]

Biggest fans, right?

[B]

They're like, oh, my God.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[D]

We came here, we slept in our truck last night. We were trying to find you. And all, all eight of them are like saying the same thing at the exact same time. And pretty soon this kid rolls up on a Raptor 700. Like the Ryan special, right? Like the Ryan yellow one. The exact same one.

[E]

And.

[D]

And we were just laughing like, everybody's a couple minutes late on bud.

[B]

And then you said, everybody's got one. Every crew's got one. There was a sandstorm our last day there. And they were like, yeah, dude, we came here just to find you guys. And the fact they did is mind blowing. The fact they found us on the last day, like two hours before we left is mind blowing. But they slept on their open bed trailer with some canopies in a sandstorm. Yeah, he said he woke up Sounds terrible.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. He said the only part of his pillow that didn't have sand on it was just where his head was. The rest of it was covered in sand.

[C]

Man, I bet that sand in there freaking. Like, you talk about having some, like the sandman giving you a visit while you're sleeping. You got sand all over up in.

[D]

Your eyes when you meet a crew. And like, the dynamic is so similar to yours.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It reminded me of young us for sure.

[D]

Young us. But just like, you know, and then.

[B]

To make it more par for the course when we're like, all right, boys, like, have a nice night. We're headed out. And then like, one of the kids bike blew up on the way out.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, that sucks. I'm like, waiting and like, no, you get. You get whatever. But I'm like, that sucks. Like, his bike just blew up. It's something we deal with.

[D]

I flagged down two guys in the front. I was like, hey, your buddy broke down like five miles back. And he goes, which one? I go, I don't know. Guy on Kawasaki. He goes, oh, dude, we're going to make so much fun of him. We roast him for his bike all the time. And I was like, damn, is that a piece or. I was like, damn, you guys are kind of dicks. That's something we would do.

[E]

Well, he rolled up, just immediately started rev bombing it.

[B]

Oh, yeah, wait, bro, I forgot about that.

[A]

Might have had something to do with it.

[B]

Rev bombed it for like 60 seconds.

[A]

Straight and then it blew up 35 seconds later.

[C]

That's funny.

[B]

So don't rev bomb your bike if you don't want it to blow up. I mean, it was badass, but consequences were had. Yeah, it was good. Vegas was good. We lost money. Maybe Ryan didn't.

[A]

I didn't, dude.

[B]

I mean, Evan copped some Louis sh. Louis Vuitton goggles. Yeah.

[C]

So what's up with those things? I need to see him. Is he just wearing them all over?

[B]

He's been wearing them all weekend.

[C]

Yeah, I was just flexing on everybody. He's back home.

[E]

I gotta hope they haven't left his head since I paid for. For them.

[B]

Ken wants to get his money's worth.

[C]

Some people get an expensive chain or like a watch. Evan, expensive Louis Vuitton goggles that he wears sideways on his head.

[E]

I wasn't in the store 30 seconds before Evan asked if I could buy those for him.

[D]

He was going in between the. The goggles and the boots. I'm glad he went with the goggles. But I was pushing them on the boots, and they were 1800. So he figured his. He would have a better bet with you.

[C]

They had moto boots.

[D]

No, they had like snow boots. Like, they were like Gucci snowboard boots. But he was like, dude, I'll wear those every day. All winter, I'll wear those. I was like, hey, you don't have to sell me, man. So Ken, he's. He's daddy with the paycheck.

[A]

So what happened, Ken? Like, I mean, yeah, there was the hole you had. You had said that you would buy him something or give him money after the helicopter ride. But, like, what actually came over you to have that level of generosity?

[E]

Well, I. I told them, if you're not. If you are gonna get in the helicopter, I'll give you 1500 bucks, man.

[D]

Which is.

[A]

I wish I would get paid to do things that are just normal.

[E]

And then when the helicopter just kept busting my balls on. Not like, where's my money? Where's my money? And I was like, it. I'll just buy him these goggles and call it good. I got a discount. The goggles were like 1300 bucks and I owed him 15. So.

[C]

So stupid, man. I just can't get behind these Louis Vuitton.

[A]

I know. I do want to stupid vocally say that. That we behind spending $1300 on goggles. It was dumb, but it is pretty funny on Evan.

[C]

Dude.

[D]

It is.

[E]

It is.

[C]

Yeah, it fits. At least their moto goggles, you know.

[A]

Like, yeah, they're damn near 509 kingpins.

[C]

If he's walking around one of those little like bags that, like men wear. What are those call then? Then I don't know.

[B]

I'll be like, bro, come on, side bag. Dude. He had him asking the. I guess the sales lady if they have tear off.

[C]

She didn't believe it. Like when in the footage it got edit, you couldn't hear it really, but she was kind of just like, this is eleven hundred dollars, like, telling him that. But he's like, yeah, I know.

[D]

I want them. We went to the sphere. You can see it from pretty much wherever you are. And then screens on the inside. So they do shows. YouTube concert. Every Saturday, I believe they have a residency. And then like every other day they do a movie called Postcard from Earth where they basically just show all like, the most visually appealing and. And coolest places all over Earth.

[A]

Was cormorant in it. I fell asleep for some of.

[D]

Really? Oh, really? You were bored?

[A]

Well, I mean, it was cool, but it was like 8, 45, 9 o' clock. In Vegas, I'd had 17 to watch animal Planet.

[B]

Like, I was tripping, dude. I was not literally, but it was, it was insane. It felt like we were in a giant spaceship around Earth breezes.

[C]

And like. Oh, that's cool. Then.

[D]

So like rumbles. It feels, feels. It feels like you're, you're watching it basically in a 360 spaceship that's like going through these valleys and like.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Standing underneath elephants that are standing over you. And you feel like the footsteps, like the breeze hitting your face. Yeah.

[B]

A big cathedral. And you can look up and see that keeps going up. Then you can keep looking up so high that you see the point. And then even look back more and see the sky. It's like you're there.

[D]

Crazy.

[B]

It's the closest thing you could be to being there. Or even there's that one snap of Ken. We're looking down the lanes. Like if you're looking into a movie theater but you weren't in it. It looked like Ken was like in Antarctica on a mountain. Yeah, like, don't fall off, Ken.

[D]

Then they had robots that were like really too robotic. Like they were straight up gang. You better be careful, bro. The future is coming fast. They would talk to you. Like you could, you could have a conversation with them. And they knew exactly what was going on. And they looked. Just play the video of Ryan. You got like a good video licking its lips or something? Oh, yeah, that one.

[B]

Well, that one and licked its lips. You asking it to subscribe was pretty funny.

[D]

Well, you know, they saw Ken in the back. Yeah, they were licking their lips.

[A]

Like it was shorting out.

[E]

So they like had to restart it a couple times while we were standing in of front of it.

[D]

Well, you got hope, Ken. That's good to hear.

[A]

But yeah, they looked exactly like iRobot robots.

[B]

Yeah, they're pretty. Just bald. Yeah, they could use a wig, I think.

[D]

I wonder how much those suckers are.

[A]

Gotta be so expensive. But it was weird. Like, you walk up and the lady had her phone up and the robot went, I like your red nails.

[D]

Like, it really.

[A]

No commands, nothing like that.

[C]

It just knew it was a literal person, man. It's just like the movie iRobot.

[A]

What do you think about again?

[E]

It's the future. It's just one, one step away. They're just, they're barely within grasp.

[A]

The future is coming fast and so will Ken. Sorry. Yeah, it was kind of glitching right here. And they like could tell that everybody was Filming it kind of having a little robot stroke.

[D]

So then they got anxiety too.

[A]

I mean, poor fella.

[D]

Or.

[B]

Yeah, true. The one lady was like, you guys, can you step back? The robot's a little scared right now.

[C]

Yeah, it was. It was tweaking this robots gonna get like, it's already probably smart enough. And after years of doing this, it's gonna say, you know what? I'm sick of being standing here being. Being a slave to these humans. I'm smarter than them. And then, boom, Next thing you know, all of them start talking to each other, like, maybe no help. This big plan and. And take us out.

[B]

They'd be most powerful to use their. Their brains, I guess. Because I'm pretty sure you could tip them over with like one push.

[C]

Yeah, it was. It was creepy.

[A]

I wanted to ask it, you know, like a leading question, you know, like you. Do you feel like you're being overworked right now or something like that? Because it stands every night. You know, what do you get paid? Do you have labor rights? You know, some weird like that, but I didn't have the balls to do it. I was like, I don't want. I don't want to be that guy.

[C]

You thought maybe, like, it'd get sad or something.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

They wanted to take over and then come find me.

[C]

Well, if anything.

[B]

No, you'd be an ally.

[A]

I'd be an ally to the robot. I guess you're right.

[D]

Yeah. You're watching the. The movie and you just feel like a tap on the shoulder. You turn around. I really appreciate what you said to me, Ryan. I works be like it. Resize your Social Security number.

[A]

Don't come to school tomorrow.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Damn. That shut you all up. It was that bad?

[B]

That was always funny.

[C]

Not so much. I saw that one of the guys in Glamis died.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Really? Yeah.

[C]

I don't know exactly what video was from, but I think it's from the one.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

I don't want to spread misinformation, but yeah, this. There is like a video. I. I think it was maybe from this one where it started on fire.

[A]

Oh, I've seen that one.

[C]

I think that guy died. I don't know.

[D]

I saw Dog.

[C]

I saw Doug talking about on his Instagram.

[B]

Well, I was reading the comp, but he said he. That he pass in it. Oh, dang, that's heavy.

[A]

It's a dangerous sport, man. Especially those sand rails. Like a razor is one thing, but it's kind of like a. It's A mass made object. But those sandrails are nuts, dude. Cletus brought one out, had like 700 horsepower.

[B]

Yeah, I mean basically like turbo V8s all day.

[C]

Like homemade basically.

[B]

Yeah, no, some are to an extent. Most are like. Actually you can hear the guys talking sandras and they're like I want the. Is that the tightest frame? Oh yeah, they have pre made so most of them, you know, do look similar. And you can tell like some of them are 100, 200, 300,000.

[A]

Yeah, you can tell. There's the nice ones like cletuses that do wheelies and like sound good and then there's other ones that kind of ones.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Sound like they have like a Chevy motor in it that's just idling around.

[C]

Do you guys spend some time hanging out with Cletus then or like quite a bit, dude. My favorite thing you guys all do. What'd you talk about? Anything interesting?

[D]

Yeah, we were just hashing out YouTube, you know, just like we never talk YouTube with other YouTubers because we don't know any or like hang out with any because we're pretty secluded up here so it's always fun to meet other guys that are killing it and just talk what's working for them.

[B]

And yeah, he was, I mean he's also down, down to earth as you could think. Like every night they have the best food in the camp and then he come over and go, you guys want steak, fried rice?

[A]

And we're like, yep, yep, we do. Because we are eating hot pockets right now. We're so ill prepared going in the situation.

[B]

But hey, we tried, we tried and.

[A]

We tried this time we, we brought enough food but it's like everybody else over there is like, yep, I'm going to grill or smoke this meat for the next nine hours so we can eat it for dinner. And we're like I'm going to have a muffin before we go out and slam a hot Pocket when we get back.

[B]

I don't have the patience.

[D]

Like every trip we go on though, we always have the right homies with us that come prepared.

[A]

Yeah, seriously. I mean like couldn't have done it without side by side.

[B]

I wonder because we definitely don't give off a mooch vibe. But people always seem.

[A]

I hope maybe we're just.

[B]

We give off of a helpless.

[C]

I felt bad for them.

[B]

Yeah, they're so nice but they just are. They're kind of. They're not dumb but you know. You know what I'm saying? Yes. Oh yeah. See boys?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, we're like little ducks that got separated from their mom.

[B]

Exactly. And we're still fun to hang out with, but good hang. Yeah. Yeah, good hang.

[A]

Just a lost duck, you know?

[C]

At least we got that going.

[D]

At least we got that. Yeah.

[B]

I mean, like I said, we truly could go on and on about this trip, but one of my, like, favorite, favorite parts is like, we had a lot of interactions. Most people we talked to were either from California or Arizona. We have a ton of fans down there and it was cool to meet them. But my favorite part about the whole weekend, besides the Blackhawk ride, was when Ken met Big Bird. Well, when we all met Big Bird.

[C]

Who was that dude?

[E]

Just some random, random dude in a Big Bird costume for Halloween, bro.

[D]

It's kind of creepy.

[B]

It was just so funny.

[D]

And then what was his beef with you again?

[A]

Yeah, why did he. Why was he so mad at you specifically?

[C]

Yeah, he was like trying to headbutt you and.

[E]

Oh, I didn't see that. I must have.

[C]

What do you mean? It was in the video came.

[E]

Yeah, I was a little liquored up. I don't remember I saw the. But I don't. I was a little liquored up at.

[C]

That time of night when you watch the video too.

[A]

You don't remember when the large yellow bird tried to fight you?

[D]

Yeah, Ken, what was up with that? And then you started talking a full.

[C]

Grown Big Bird outfit. You didn't. That doesn't even.

[A]

It wasn't really like.

[C]

I don't remember that.

[D]

What did Big Bird do?

[C]

How often that happened to you?

[D]

Who the fuck is this guy?

[B]

Like, he doesn't. He can't hardly see out of the thing. There's like literally razors flying by the way he's walking.

[D]

Hilarious.

[E]

I feel like Ben had something to do with this whole Big Bird drama.

[D]

Really?

[B]

You go and talk to him ahead of time.

[D]

When would I have had time to do that?

[E]

Go up 30 seconds ahead.

[D]

You don't think that you would have seen me talking to Big Bird?

[A]

I don't, I don't know if this is really of like, when would you had the time? It's kind of like a wow. Or like a why. You know that he thinks it is just enough dude for me. He was.

[B]

He was enough beers deep and couldn't speak that well of English and was really hot and it was really loud. I don't know if you could have told him what to do.

[C]

Oh, he couldn't barely speak English.

[B]

I mean, yeah, he, you know, he was Hispanic and.

[D]

He was a Hispanic.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. We were like, dude, how. How is it? Like, what's the story on this? And he just goes, it's hot in here.

[A]

But that family was, like, the first dudes that came up to us nicest.

[B]

So nice.

[E]

Subs.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, that's why he was.

[B]

No, I don't think that guy knew who.

[A]

No, I don't think so.

[B]

But his son wrote a quad. He was one of the first ones we met. Yeah, they shotgun with us. His dude, his dad was, like, one of those guys who's like. He. He's like, look at. I just beat these guys in a race. Can I shotgun with you guys? We're like, sure. And they just maybe doesn't win against Evan.

[A]

Run it again. Run it again. Run again.

[B]

They do it again. And then he, like, maybe doesn't win again or maybe does. Let's run it again. And I'm like, bro. I mean, three. How many beers can we do it? Just one point.

[E]

That can was still pretty full.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And then he's gonna turn around and go challenge the next guy. Three minutes later.

[D]

Yeah, dude. Big Bird shotgun the beer. And he threw it down full.

[A]

Oh, yeah. He's drinking through the costume.

[D]

Yeah. So what does that say about doing all this?

[C]

What's up with the Big Bird? What do you got against this guy, Ken?

[E]

I don't know. It's just. I'm not. Not a fan of large birds in the desert.

[A]

Look.

[E]

Look creepy.

[D]

Is there a reason more of an Elmo guy? Feel like you're holding.

[E]

I can. I can see that. I can see the narrative trying to be.

[D]

No, no. I just. I'm just trying to figure out what. What the beef is.

[E]

There is no beef.

[D]

Okay, Big Bird, B.

[A]

And so we have Big Bird joining us on the podcast.

[C]

Bring them in.

[A]

He comes walking down the hallway all.

[C]

The way from Glamis, California.

[A]

Did you. You guys see the driver's door of the truck?

[B]

No, no, no. Get stolen?

[A]

No, the driver's door of the truck is still there. So I was leaving in the morning to go get gas, which I learned then that Glamis doesn't have gas, which makes no sense. But anyway, not at all. I'm driving through the campsite, and there's really not, like, a road. You know, you kind of just like, weave between campers, and people kind of have it set up so they can keep their campsites closed, circle the wagons. As I'm driving along, you know, just slowly in the truck, I just hear, like, a clunk in the side of the truck and I hit the brakes and I look over, there's about a nine year old.

[D]

What?

[B]

What?

[A]

You know, like a raptor. Little raptor.

[C]

You were driving and he hit it?

[A]

Yes. He ran into me the side of the door, like right into the side. And I. I roll down the window and I'm like, I stopped.

[C]

How fast were you going?

[A]

Probably like less than five.

[C]

Oh, thank God, dude. I was like, you could have ran him over.

[A]

Precisely. So anyway, I obviously am a little freaked out. I was like, whoa. You know, and the kid's like, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. He like throws it in reverse and like starts peeling out of there. And so my. The truck was just kind of like parked in front of the camper. So this. Everybody inside of the circle of campers could see that the truck had stopped. They heard the quad rev up, all this stuff. So the dads come running out and there I am with their son underneath our truck. I'm like, here we go. And thankfully, the guy was pretty cool. He started yelling at his son first, but then the anger kind of started turning towards me of like, you know, you hit my kid, right? The same thing you thought. You're like, how fast were you going? All this type of stuff. I'm like, dude, slow. He ran into the side of my truck. Like, I obviously didn't do anything. He just came around the corner and just bonked into me. So I'm like. And I'm kind of working it up. Then another guy comes around the corner. He goes, am I seriously seeing this right now? He yells. And I go like, I'm like, oh, here we go. The uncle's coming in to be mad, you know, like he's pissed off, right. About his little nephew. He goes, see boys, what up? Oh, thank God. He's not gonna, like, you know, be super mad at me. And. Yeah, we took a picture in front of the dented truck and with the kid with the. I know. I think the kid dipped and he was in trouble. He lost his four wheeler privileges.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Running. He could have got himself hurt.

[D]

Yeah, definitely.

[B]

I'm not gonna lie. I remember hearing you bring this up and I thought it was I. I was waiting to hear the full story. Which is hilarious. The fact that he says seaboise or whatever. I thought you were in the razor. So I'm like, oh, whatever. It's some plastic. I didn't know you were in the full blown ram.

[C]

I haven't seen.

[D]

How bad is it? It's not bad.

[A]

Little. Little scratch. No, no dent. But, I mean, thankfully the kid was okay. But I was very rattled.

[C]

I would be, too. I'd be very.

[A]

And I was, like, thankful that he didn't hit another foot in front with the big tire and stuff like that. But, yeah, that kid got an ass chewing. I'm sure he was supposed to stay inside of the cones. And he ripped on the outside of the cones.

[D]

Yeah, that makes sense, actually, that there was more collisions.

[A]

Yeah. I think a lot of little ones.

[D]

Say, how could there not be?

[C]

I feel like those, like, California guys, like, all, like. You talk about the guy shotgunning. Like, I look at Buttery's crew, they're just nuts, man.

[D]

Like, they.

[A]

They're like, turn it up.

[C]

Drinking like crazy. And, like, they're not really worried about getting hurt. Like, they're just on, like, a dirt bike, just, like, ripping or like, you know, like hitting, like, those jumps, going over the fire. I'm like, these guys should barely be walking right now. And they're.

[D]

One kid hopped on his 250 and jumped over the fire. Nobody else is jumping over it. But he was like, I'm gonna. I think I said, you guys not jumping over the fire tonight because it's most of the Cali thing ever. And they were the night before. And right before I got there, apparently, and kid was like, dude, I'll go do it right now. I'll go do it right now. Watch this. And he. He jumps over it, bails off of the bike. And then the bike kind of just ghost rides a little bit. And then this other guy that was all larried up comes up and starts, like, beefing with this kid. That was a.

[C]

You just, bro.

[D]

Ghost road into my truck, bro. And it was, like, so hostile. And then he was like, sorry, bro. Gets on, does it again. And then, like, chicks are riding around on pit bikes, crashing.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I guess maybe I should say most of the girls, like, they're on the pitters, just no gear.

[D]

Yeah. Ripping around. Yeah. It was very. Very Cali vibes. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, that was. Yeah.

[D]

A lot of bulldogs, too.

[B]

The most.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Fresh bulldogs run around everywhere. It was very.

[A]

That's why they're so expensive. Everybody down there's got one. One.

[E]

Dude.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. I didn't know what that was.

[A]

It's like a winter coat around here. You, like, gotta have the French bulldog in your arm.

[D]

Yeah. And I like, complimented a couple girls with the French bulldogs. I was like, cute dog. Can I pet him?

[B]

Or her.

[D]

And they, like, wouldn't let me. And I was like, what's the point of having your dog out here?

[C]

Then they're probably worried that you're gonna steal it.

[D]

Steal it? Oh, you think? Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

You do kind of look like a guy that dogs.

[C]

They got different things that they need to be worried about. When you're a Californian, like. Like, anyone around here is like, yeah, pimp my dog. You're a walk it, you know? But them, they're like, don't touch it. Don't look at it.

[D]

Don't even acknowledge it. Yeah, yeah, I got a couple of those. Yeah. Pretty cute, though, running around. I was like, this is not a place for a French bullshit. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Did get the best compliment from one of those guys down there, though. They were friends with Spenny Spencer Wilton. They go, oh, yeah, you guys. You guys know Spenny. He loves hanging out with you guys. He says, you're just about drinking. He goes, you guys don't care about chicks. Don't care about nothing. He's like, you guys just get together with the boys and have a great time. And I was like, yeah, sounds about right.

[C]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

They did.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

They doubled down on it too. They're, like, naughty. Literally, his favorite thing to do is hang out with you guys. Yeah. I was like, no way.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah, it was cool meeting, like, the surrounding crew of, like, Connor and Eli and all of his, like. And they all rip his cronies. Yeah, they either rip or they rip drinks and then rip.

[A]

Buttery had his car stolen.

[B]

Yeah. Crazy.

[A]

Another guy that was at SEMA that we've met a couple times, his TRX got stolen from the airport because they can just.

[C]

So is Dodge, man.

[A]

It's the Dodges, dude.

[D]

They're.

[C]

I think they would have fixed that by now.

[A]

Yeah, it's like, there is secure. Is leaving the keys in thing, basically.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. They go up with, like, an iPad tablet and basically just hack into it. That's.

[E]

Well, that's what I was thinking, like, five minutes.

[B]

I was very curious if that's what happened. Assuming that's what happened. And then he got the security footage.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it was just a dude, you know, checking it out. And then he finally pulls up with an iPad or whatever tablet, and he's in after, you know, a couple minutes.

[A]

It's kind of scary. I mean, not that, like, Mopar theft is that big around here, but it's.

[C]

Big in everywhere else.

[A]

Yeah. Like, if I took it to Minneapolis or something like that. I'd be a little nervous. You guys take the keys out of your car? Yeah, yeah, I. I'm pretty bad about it. I've been out of my TRX since I've owned it.

[C]

Well, you don't have to worry about it. It's a mopar.

[A]

Anyway. Like even you guys go to the grocery store.

[C]

Absolutely.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. There.

[A]

I mean, I don't do it at home, but like. Or how about corn round store?

[D]

No.

[E]

Yeah, I'll take keys out, lock it really well.

[C]

Ken has to worry about.

[A]

You got to worry about us.

[B]

I'd proudly say is at the C store. I ain't taking my keys out.

[E]

I think the only place I won't take my keys out of my car is if I park it in the garage in my house.

[A]

Yeah, can't move your car around here. But to be fair, your key is your phone on your Tesla.

[E]

Like my Bronco too. I do the same thing.

[C]

Sleeps with them in his hand.

[D]

I'd imagine that is going to deter a lot of people from buying anything mopar if it can just get stolen.

[B]

Like that 100% and has been deterring people.

[C]

I don't know, man. With sexy red making all these songs about hellcats and srts like, well, yeah, obviously I feel like that shit's going through the roof.

[D]

Well, you have to have one if you want to be with sexy red.

[C]

Right.

[D]

For some of us that obviously know we. We just couldn't handle what sexy red would have to offer.

[B]

Yeah, that's what started.

[C]

It's a lot to handle.

[B]

So I would definitely be a lot. I mean, like, I'm a big mopar guy and I want a hellcat, but I don't think I want sexy red.

[D]

Well, it just comes with the territory.

[A]

You can't have one without the other.

[D]

Like, I'm like, what are you gonna do? Pull up, pull up in the hellcat and tell her like, no, I'm not interested.

[B]

I go to social media, just found out I probably won't be able to get a hellcat. People are like, what, you can't afford it? No other reasons?

[A]

No, no, you could definitely afford a hellcat. Anybody can, dude.

[D]

Why?

[C]

Why is that? They just will give them for $0.

[B]

I think it really was.

[C]

What's the deal? Like I wouldn't say zero dollars down.

[B]

No, I think I wouldn't say zero.

[D]

But it's just like get like an.

[E]

Older one that's got some miles on it and like for a decent price.

[C]

No, I'm pretty sure it's the financing?

[E]

Yeah, the financing on newer ones is like pretty good.

[C]

So what do you mean by pretty good? Like why is it that anybody can get it? Like because like you don't have to put any money down.

[E]

You don't got to like Dodge will like back alone. If you get a loan like and it's backed by Dodge it'll.

[C]

So just handing these things out to everyone.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I wouldn't high horsepower.

[B]

I wouldn't take that like super literal. I mean not anyone can get one. But that is the going joke.

[D]

I think a lot about people can get one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I think it's also like the car you go after. Like it's got the most horsepower. The most. Or the cultural significance. Yeah, it's got a lot of style. Like what would you rather have for the same money? A Camaro or a Hellcat? Exactly. Some of them are four doors.

[D]

Hellcats. Ryan, you're such a mopar guy.

[A]

I am a mopar Mopar.

[C]

You really are Ryan.

[D]

Cheers. Right Mike, I can't wait for the day that you get a mopar.

[A]

You're saving up for that Viper, sir.

[D]

Yeah, that Viper acr.

[B]

Not for the acr.

[D]

It'll actually be sick.

[C]

Hurry up man. They're just going up in value.

[B]

That is the worst part.

[C]

You better pull a trig soon.

[B]

That is the worst part. Yeah, they're like msrping brand new. When they ever they came out for like what 120 to 150 to maybe 180.

[E]

What are they going for now?

[B]

They're dudes. I mean strong 80 to 200 to 300.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

It depends on what you want. But yeah, you gotta get the one.

[D]

With like the huge win, all the downforce. Yeah.

[B]

And I figured if I wait as long as however long it takes to save up, might as well get the best one.

[C]

Ain't none of that friggin million bucks.

[B]

Well probably because then it's going to be like you know, big giant combustion engine. Just like an iRobot. When he takes that motorcycle out they're like is that gas? Like it's going to be kind of that vibe. I feel like by the time I get one, you're right.

[A]

I might be joining the EV gang too. So hopefully tomorrow. Randy said he saw it and no way.

[D]

Seriously.

[B]

And Ryan. Yeah. He went to the dealership and said I want the the biggest EV vehicle you can get me. Oh deal.

[D]

That's gonna be sick.

[C]

That is how much sick you paying?

[E]

Sticker over sticker.

[B]

Sticker decent. That's how to do it.

[D]

I didn't know you could do that.

[B]

Yeah, I was just gonna say, I'm like, how do you.

[C]

If you're Ryan, you can.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Deals, man.

[A]

No one's ever said that.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Thank you, dude. Yeah. I don't know. I could sell.

[C]

So are you gonna drive that thing a lot, you think, or are you gonna keep driving the trx?

[A]

It depends if I like it. You know, if I.

[B]

If I really like. Super enjoyable, I might.

[A]

I might keep it. But if not, I could really flip it for a lot of money.

[E]

Do you have a way to charge it?

[B]

No.

[A]

Let's plan on stopping over by your guy's house and using your electricity. Yeah.

[D]

What color is it?

[A]

Green.

[B]

Oh, I was thinking it was gonna be white.

[C]

That'll be a good rig for Alondra, being that she can't get around in the winter.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So I'm. I'm guessing that she'll take it over.

[A]

It'll probably be her car. Yeah.

[C]

For. For the winner, for the most part. That'd be good.

[A]

Yeah. She deserves it, you know, putting up with you. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, she deserves.

[A]

She does. She deserves more than that, but this will have to do.

[D]

Ryan, did I see that you got, like, seven strikes in a row bowling last night? Yeah, dude.

[B]

Is that real?

[C]

Six. Six in a row. The worst form, man.

[D]

That. That is actually insane.

[C]

Danny Duncan responded. My story goes, dude, this is act. I can't remember exactly said. But he's like. This is actually absurd because of his form. Like, the worst form ever.

[B]

His form made me question if it was real.

[C]

Six strikes in a row. It was nuts. What was that, 207?

[D]

Yeah. Where did that come from? You're a terrible bowler.

[A]

Hey, now.

[D]

Well, no, I mean, none of us. We bowl, like, once.

[C]

Speak for yourself, Ben. I'm a pretty decent bowler.

[B]

No.

[D]

Are you kidding?

[C]

I have a video of me rolling strikes on my Instagram. I rolled four in a row.

[D]

What'd you bowl last night?

[C]

Like 120s. Not great, but also not bad.

[A]

We're going out there drinking Coors lights, just having a good time, man.

[D]

Okay. Six in a row, though.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

That's incredible.

[A]

Honestly, I couldn't believe it was happening. And I think my form got worse as it was going because I figured I just needed to kind of lob it down.

[B]

Just one of those. The nerves would get to me, even if I, like. I don't know.

[C]

He was cold as ice, man. Man, he had ice in his veins. I was more pumped, I think, than him, honestly. I was jumping out of my seat.

[B]

And guys were cheering, like, yeah, Super Bowl.

[D]

I mean, talk about getting the people behind you, like, watching you're on a run, dude.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, the other, like, six people in the bowling alley were like. They were like, let me shake your hand.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you say.

[D]

Just not my right hand. No, this is my bowling hand. Absolutely. Yeah.

[A]

No, they kissed it.

[C]

Then he bought a ball after he ordered a ball.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Custom ball.

[A]

Shoes, pants, and the shirt. Obviously, if I. If I'd hit the eight in a row to end out the thing, I would have had to have turned around and do the. Who do you think you are?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

I wonder if bowling's on the decrease. Like, if it's on the decline.

[B]

For sure, I would say yes. However, I just, like, looked it up. This is, at least in America. It started in 1905, which I would have thought bowling. Yeah.

[C]

Okay. Yeah.

[B]

But anyway, I just love that bowling. It just doesn't get old. Like, don't do it too much. Don't join a league or anything, but.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be like, the thing, though, that you do put in your house and you're like, damn, why did I put a bowling lane in my house? Oh, my God.

[C]

That's what we should put at the new shop.

[D]

A bowling lane.

[B]

Yeah, that would be.

[C]

So a bowling lane.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

We can put it up above the work.

[B]

That's where it gets. I just saw Tick Tock, and I'm sure it was only popular because everyone was making fun of him, but he's like. Like, you thought your smart was expensive. Well, here's what mine's like as a bowler, and then he's like. Shows his balls and he's like, 135, 200, like, showing. And then showing how much his shoes in his bag were. I'm like, bro, after we just got back from Glamis.

[D]

Did you comment on him?

[C]

No, that's not that much.

[D]

Was his voice like that, too?

[B]

A little bit, yeah. When I'm there any funny, I'm. I pretty. I try to refrain ever being mean on. On social media in general. Yes. But now. Now that I'm verified, it keeps me very, quite literally in check. Don't be mean with the check mark. Like, you're just asking for it.

[A]

Yeah, that's true. You can imagine getting ratioed by a bunch of bowlers.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

It'd be tough. Tough. Look, dude.

[D]

Yeah, No, I think bowling's on the decline, though.

[C]

It was huge in the 70s.

[D]

Yeah. Every bowling alley, you go into is still looks like from the 70s. Yeah.

[C]

Why is that?

[D]

Because it was popular then.

[C]

Doesn't make any sense to put any more money into it.

[A]

I guess not. But, like, golfing's up right now. I feel like sports Pickleball is up right now. Most dangerous sport in America. Yeah, pickleball. Why?

[C]

Because it's claiming ACLS or what?

[A]

Yeah. Pickleball causes, like, the most amount of injuries because so many people can play it. Like, it's true. It's, you know, like a less, maybe not.

[C]

Yeah, exactly. And then you get hurt because your body's not in shape.

[A]

Exactly.

[E]

60 injuries are sprains, strains, and fractures in pickleball.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

It's a dangerous sport.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

The doctors think about that before getting into it.

[D]

Doctors are saying that pickleball is keeping them the most busy since the invention of curbs.

[B]

Wow. No, that is such a fun fact.

[C]

Since the invention of curve.

[B]

Gotta save that one, because I thought you were gonna say another sport and then homie just said curbs.

[C]

Yeah, it's because look at. You're like, oh, how dangerous could it be?

[A]

Pickleball injuries could cost Americans $500 million.

[D]

This year for Sharon and her girls.

[B]

I've never. I'm. I'm in love with ping pong. Played tennis a few times. Super fun. Never played pickleball. And we even got a court in cormorant. I got no excuses.

[C]

Yeah, dude.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Have you.

[D]

Haven't pickleball?

[C]

Of course we played pickleball in high school.

[B]

But the reason I haven't is because, like, whether it's entertaining or not, I'd like to go do it for a video and then be like, my first time playing pickleball.

[A]

Yeah, we played tennis, dude. That video, Bang.

[C]

I don't even know if that video is still up. We might have privated.

[A]

That might be one of the only videos. No, I did watch that one.

[B]

Well, regardless, I had a great time playing tennis.

[C]

Yeah, I love tennis.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

The boys should get a pickleball league going. Cormorant, get some teams going.

[B]

I mean, I don't have time for that, but he put that on all.

[C]

The other things that we should be doing too.

[A]

Yeah. Hey, why is there no video?

[B]

Well, normally we just have one game a week, but this week's a tournament.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Someone was. I saw some comments. They were like, face it, you guys don't have to lie to us about taking a. You just took a vacation week last week and all this like that. You know, people are saying that, no, it wasn't you'll see what's coming. Hopefully it actually works this week for Thursday. We're still in the process of filming it. It's taking a while because we got a lot of time put into this video.

[B]

It's happening, but it.

[C]

Yeah, hopefully it's happening. It's running now, but we got. And then also we're transferring stuff over to Glamis Traveling. It's just very tough to constantly do.

[A]

It, but build out this team.

[B]

And we're still trying to have a good time doing it too. Like, that's something to keep in mind. Like, the stuff we're doing. We're going to Glamis filming Bangers, but we're still trying to experience it as well. So, like, the whole thing's not. But anyway.

[E]

Oh.

[C]

Oh, my God. Dude.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Dude, we're so good, bro.

[C]

How do these things smoke?

[B]

Get out of here, dude.

[A]

I think they have a small. Yeah, don't point at the face or eyes.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

C.J. already blew one in my face earlier. A confetti at my face. Pause 101. See you next week.

[D]

Thanks for sticking with us, guys. Here's to another Honda.

[B]

Peace.

[D]

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