CboysTV Prank Wars on Roadtrip Across America

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: CboysTV Prank Wars on Roadtrip Across America
Date: April 1, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, the CboysTV crew (CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, plus Gavin and Spenny) share chaotic stories and behind-the-scenes insights from their ongoing road trip and "Cheap Car Challenge" series. The episode is packed with tales from the road, from haunted Airbnbs and wild vehicle breakdowns to relentless prank wars and hilarious personal anecdotes. The guys reflect on what it's like working, traveling, and living together, revealing both the camaraderie and chaos that define CboysTV.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Airbnb Antics & Murder Houses

• The team discusses creepy Airbnb encounters, inspired by a viral story of an Airbnb host hiding in a crawlspace.
  • Ryan shares: "I was thinking, like, we were going to be in one of those videos where...the Airbnb host is, you know, doing some weird stuff." (03:04)
• Debate over whether they'd live in a "murder house" (a house where a murder occurred).
  • Ken is practical: "I would save a bag to live in a murder house for sure." (05:00)
  • Evan disagrees: "I wouldn’t buy a house someone got murdered in, maybe just someone died in." (05:32)

2. Ghost Stories and Superstitions

• Old house stories, haunted microwaves, an epic bowling alley death after a perfect game.
  • Spenny: "He bowled a 300. Went into the bathroom to take a pee, died." (06:39)
  • Ben: "Dude actually went out on top." (06:58)

3. The Cheap Car Challenge: Roadtrip Breakdown

• The team details the route: Vegas → Salt Lake City → Moab → Keystone (CO) → Denver.
• Filming scale: Over 700GB of footage, three groups with multiple cameras documenting parallel narratives.
  • Ben: "There's going to be a two-part series and each video is going to be anywhere from an hour to two hours." (09:03)
• Car calamities: broken brakes, melted valve stems, blown-out windows, bent wheels—yet, everyone adapts (11:36).
• Prank wars: "There's been a lot of pranks. Prank wars, let me tell you. Traveling across country in our piece of crap car." (12:14, Ryan)

4. Vehicle Compare & Contrast

• Nostalgia about first vehicles and the appreciation for "crappy" cars.
  • Gavin: "If you’re 16 years old…appreciate the heck out of it. When you get a newer truck…it’s going to be the best thing ever." (15:52)
• Ben’s surprise at the rugged durability of the 1980s Mercedes diesel: "I cannot believe that it's actually still running." (18:46)

5. Character Encounters & Grandpa Troy

• Encounters with hilarious people, including a Romanian car seller and Gavin’s legendary Grandpa Troy.
  • Gavin: "Character and a half straight from Romania." (20:10)
  • Tales of Grandpa Troy’s athleticism and…marijuana cultivation: "He had tubs of it." (21:27)
  • "He was 60 years old. He went cliff jump." (22:01, Gavin)

6. Demo Derby & Bull Bar Controversy

• The upcoming finale: a demolition derby where the winning car earns "scrap rights."
• Debate about a car’s bull bar providing unfair advantage.
  • Ken: "I said you have an advantage because of a bull bar, that's all." (27:03)
  • Ben: "Everyone has suffered in their own way." (26:50)

7. Dining, Bonding, and Team Dynamics

• Importance of debriefing without phones over dinner: "We actually don’t sit on our phones for dinner. We have something to talk about." (31:30, Ken)
• With teams in separate vehicles, they now have unique experiences to share each night.

8. Pranks, Pasta, and Partying

• Countless pranks, both physical (trip-ups, fake injuries) and logistical (Nickelback jukebox hijack).
  • "I told you guys, I'm rubbing off on Ken pretty well right now." (29:21, Gavin)
• Social failings in Moab: "So many dicks...But I love the hippie girl still. Just got her number, maybe future date in Moab." (38:04, Gavin)
• Pasta J’s is legendary, but don’t blame it for hangovers!

9. Viral Internet Trends & Morning Routines

• The crew roast recent trends like the "3:45am cold water face dunk."
  • "I think it's rage bait." (35:15, Evan)
  • "Dude, do that, just go get a pop tart, take a shit, go back to bed." (36:03, Ben & Ken)

10. Freedom 500, Winnings, and Losses

• Preparations and personal aspirations for the Freedom 500.
  • Spenny: "I've driven a Crown Vic for 1500 miles. Not all the professional athletes and race car drivers have been doing what I’ve been doing to train." (54:44)
• Lots of gambling gone wrong in Vegas:
  • "Every hand had to be a minimum hundred dollars... we were like progressive betting. Eventually we’re doing $800 hands." (47:34, Ben)

11. Behind the Scenes: Cameras, Drones, and Data Drama

• They’ve broken countless cameras and drones.
  • "Ken treats a drone like a disposable battery." (63:33, Ben)
  • The footage is always more valuable than the camera itself.

12. Gross but Resourceful: The Piss Jug Routine

• Efficient (and disgusting) road bathroom strategy: "Dump them out, keep the jugs." (46:47, Ken)
• Ken: "You know how much time we’ve saved?" (57:11)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "He bowled a 300. Went into the bathroom to pee, died."
  — Spenny (06:39)

• "I would save a bag to live in a murder house for sure."
  — Ken (05:00)

• "That’s the ultimate—when the crew comes over and you got a bowling lane at the shop."
  — Ben (07:51)

• "There’s been a lot of pranks. Prank wars, let me tell you."
  — Ryan (12:14)

• "He had more square footage dedicated to growing pot than he did for a living."
  — Spenny, about Grandpa Troy (21:29)

• "If you’re 16 years old…appreciate the heck out of it. Then when you get a newer truck…it’s going to be the best thing ever."
  — Gavin (15:52)

• "What happens in the Mercedes stays in the Mercedes. Right, Ken?"
  — Gavin (57:54)

• "Ken treats a drone just like a destroyer...as soon as the battery on the drone is dead, he's just like, all right, time to get a new one."
  — Ben (63:33)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

| Time | Topic / Quote | |----------|-----------------------| | 03:04 | Haunted Airbnb Story, "I was thinking we'd be in one of those videos..." | | 05:00 | Ken on murder houses, "I would save a bag to live in a murder house..." | | 06:39 | Bowling alley death, "He bowled a 300..." | | 07:55 | Cheap Car Challenge route recap | | 09:03 | Video production scale: 700GB of footage | | 12:14 | Prank wars begin, "Traveling across country in our piece of crap car." | | 15:52 | Gavin on appreciating crappy vehicles | | 18:46 | Ben's respect for the 80s Mercedes diesel | | 20:10 | Romanian character sells them a car | | 21:27 | Grandpa Troy's "tubs" of marijuana | | 29:21 | Gavin's influence on Ken | | 31:30 | No phones at dinner, sharing daily stories | | 35:15 | Crew mocks TikTok morning routines, "I think it's rage bait." | | 44:12 | Post Malone's rumored Utah bar hangout | | 47:34 | Baccarat betting story, "Every hand had to be a minimum hundred dollars..." | | 54:44 | Spenny trains for the Freedom 500 by driving a Crown Vic 1,500 miles | | 63:33 | Drone destruction as a running gag |

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Tone & Vibe

Fast, loose, and irreverent—a perfect blend of sibling-style banter and candid storytelling. The group riffs constantly, throws lighthearted shade, but always circles back to supportive friendship and gratitude for the wild ride CboysTV provides.

The audience is brought inside jokes, pranks, humble misadventures, and rare glimpses of "real talk" on relationships, fears, and what they value as a group.

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For New Listeners

This episode captures the full madness—and magic—of CboysTV. You'll get:

• A front-row seat for the Cheap Car Challenge road trip (and its carnage)
• A taste of wild pranks and off-the-cuff humor
• Camaraderie mixed with real vulnerability
• Reflections on taking risks, enjoying the moment, and celebrating the crew’s unique bond

Stay tuned for their Cheap Car Challenge videos and more road trip adventures.

Transcript

[Ryan]

Yeah, Your first time is probably way more of a death trap.

[Ben]

Traveling in these cars is. I feel like we're getting to experience so much more.

[Evan]

So much more.

[Ben]

Mostly because we keep breaking down in every other town.

[Ken]

I would save a bag to live in a murder house for sure.

[Ryan]

Like, I've just watched him slowly become more like Evan. Yeah, Mike. Like, he is very similar to them now.

[Spenny]

You know, Dude, Siege and I are sitting here today, and the Airbnb host walked in.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

The owner a baddie?

[Spenny]

No, they were not baddies, but they were equally as rattled to see us here.

[Ryan]

They were scared.

[Ben]

Like, they were startled.

[Ryan]

They were startled by Ryan because he approached him as if they were intruders.

[Spenny]

Yeah, I told him to get the out of my house.

[Evan]

I told.

[Ben]

Did they say.

[Spenny]

I don't know. They were just like, oh, I thought you guys are checking out. I know nothing about our length of departure or how long we're staying here.

[Gavin]

So I was like, I don't know.

[Spenny]

I think we're here till tomorrow. And she's like, okay. And then she scurried out.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I was. I was thinking, like, we were going to be in one of those videos where, like, the Airbnb host is, you know, doing some weird stuff. You ever seen those? Like, there's.

[Ben]

It is a very strange concept. Like, do Airbnb hosts have to leave? Like, isn't that.

[Ryan]

No. Like, probably not.

[Ben]

So, like, Airbnb, I think, is like, that, where vrbo. They do have to leave. But Airbnb started as in, like, just like a bed and breakfast where you come and live at somebody's house or you stay at somebody's house.

[Ryan]

They make you breakfast.

[Ben]

I think so. I think that's part of the contract.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So, like, I've seen these videos. I. I just won technically online. It was like, these girls, they're probably in high school, and they're staying at some Airbnb, and you can tell it's not staged because it's just a shitty video. Like, she was on Snapchat.

[Ben]

She's like, we found a hidden room.

[Ryan]

And there was, like, this rug, and they had, like, pulled it, but it just was going basically down to, like, the basement slash, crawl space. But there was, like, a rug in front of it, and they somehow found it, and they're like, look, we're gonna go down. See? And, like, they start going about halfway down, and this lady's like, sorry, sorry, sorry. The host had been hiding down there in the basement. It was just some woman sitting in the basement. Or crawl space or whatever you want to call it of the house. Just in the dark and, like, it scares the crap out of the girl. It's like they've run out. And then, like, I watched this little thing after, and they're like, yeah, like, the cops came and.

[Ben]

And did what?

[Spenny]

Is it illegal? They.

[Ryan]

They did a bad job explaining or. I just can't remember. But basically, yeah, the cops came, and. I have no idea. But you just got to wonder, what was the host doing hiding under there? And that means that someone probably, like, helped her hide under there.

[Spenny]

Like, if.

[Ryan]

If she's in there. And then they put the rug back over the top. Like, maybe she was waiting till they'd leave and then was, like, gonna try and steal some.

[Ben]

Yeah, maybe.

[Ryan]

I don't know. It's just very creepy. Or she gets off on, like, being down there while people are.

[Ken]

Or she just needed to make some money and had nowhere else to go.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that too.

[Spenny]

Just living in the crawl space, too.

[Ben]

But yeah, if she's. If she. Yeah, it depends.

[Ryan]

Like, how weird. Yeah, it had me thinking about that last night. I couldn't really sleep that well last night. And there's all these room. This is a massive house.

[Spenny]

Yeah, good job.

[Ryan]

Easily the coolest one. Easily the coolest airbnb we've ever had. It's like this huge house from, what, the 70s, late 70s. It was built in the. In. In on this mountain. But there's rooms that have, like, keypad deadlocks on them, and it just says owners only. And when I was laying there in this massive freaking bedroom that I'm sleeping in, I'm thinking, what if the owners are, like, in there right now or something? You know, like, because after watching that. That video, what do you think they do to you?

[Ben]

Hanging out?

[Ryan]

I don't know, dude.

[Ben]

They're in their closet.

[Ryan]

Well, then I start thinking. I'm like, well, we're in Colorado. Remember there was that weird thing that happened with JonBenet Ramsey? Like, maybe you've never heard that. No, you heard it. Of course Evan has. He's heard of all the tragic.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Monstrosities. What does it happen? There was, like, this little girl. This happened in, like, the 90s. She was like, a pageant girl. She was maybe, like. I don't know exactly her age. She was maybe 7, but lived in a very wealthy neighborhood. Big house. Anyways, I guess she was kidnapped and killed. Like, in the middle. No, in their house. Like, someone snuck in, and they never found out who killed her. And, like, there's still like documentaries and like some of the people accuse that like maybe the father did it.

[Ben]

Who's John?

[Ryan]

That's the girl, the little girl.

[Ben]

Oh, that's the girl's name?

[Ken]

Yeah, it's like French or something.

[Ryan]

But yeah, it's just a really tragic, sad.

[Ken]

I mean John does and they never figured it out.

[Ryan]

And I'm pretty sure they are still trying to sell the house to this day.

[Ben]

Oh really?

[Ryan]

I think they ended up tearing it down.

[Spenny]

Maybe that's probably like worst case Ontario. If you like invested in a house and then something happens and somebody dies in it.

[Ryan]

Well, no one ever wants to buy a house that's. There's been a murder at. It's just bad energy.

[Spenny]

Wait, would you live in a murder house?

[Ryan]

Ev.

[Spenny]

Since you kind of like murder stories so would you like having like, oh, this, this house comes with a story.

[Ken]

I don't think I would say I like that at all. Definitely don't like that. But I don't know if it would bother me that much for real if.

[Ryan]

There was a horrific murder.

[Ken]

Like if I felt like the locks were secure and like whoever caused the first murders wasn't going to come back and murder me. Like, I don't know, crazy stuff happens.

[Ryan]

You don't feel like there'd be like a bad energy to it.

[Ken]

I mean ghosts aren't real. We've been down this before. Like it's just a thing that happened. I mean think of would you drive down a highway there was a car accident on crazy.

[Ben]

Like the dude tweaks over so much.

[Ken]

Like would you go to a hospital that someone passed away in?

[Spenny]

Like hospitals give me the heebie jeebies.

[Ryan]

Okay, so that's different.

[Evan]

I wouldn't live in. I wouldn't buy a house that someone got murdered in. Yeah, I would buy a house that someone died in. Died in. Or maybe even multiple people died in. But like not murders.

[Ken]

If I could save a bag, I would save a bag to live in a murder house for sure.

[Ben]

My parents old house had the lady before died in the house and they always thought that it was haunted because one time they showed up after being gone for a week and the microwave was running.

[Ryan]

That's whack. That's. That is microwave. What?

[Ben]

The microwave was running.

[Ryan]

How long they set the timer for?

[Ben]

I don't know.

[Ryan]

Fucking one week.

[Ben]

Yeah, I don't know. And then another time they were in there and they'd been there for like five years or so and I think like some picture or something fell off the wall that had Been hanging there since they, like, moved in. Just randomly fell off the wall. And then she died in the laundry room. And something happened in the laundry room.

[Ryan]

I can't remember, like, how'd she die? Had a heart attack.

[Ben]

Yeah, I think she. I think she just had, like, a heart attack.

[Ryan]

And that was in their house in Fargo.

[Ben]

No deal.

[Ryan]

Oh, right, right, right.

[Spenny]

My old neighbor died at the bowling alley.

[Ben]

At the bowling alley.

[Spenny]

At the bowling alley. I think about every time we go bowling. He was there. He was an avid bowler. He bowled a perfect game. Went into the bathroom to take a pee, died.

[Ryan]

Shut up.

[Ken]

That is a 300.

[Ryan]

No.

[Spenny]

Bowled a 300.

[Ryan]

What?

[Spenny]

And his buddies, they were celebrating. He's like, I gotta go to the bathroom.

[Ryan]

Crazy.

[Spenny]

Walks in there, dies.

[Ryan]

At least he went out on top.

[Ben]

Dude actually went out on top. There has to be something to be said about him getting so excited. It put him into, like, cardiac arrest.

[Evan]

I agree.

[Ryan]

There was nothing left to live for after that. Perfect bowling.

[Ben]

Yeah. That guy really did go out on top.

[Ryan]

We're pretty big bowlers over here, but actually happen.

[Ben]

And unfortunately, our bowling alley is going to be, like, torn down. Really? Yeah. That's the only thing that we have to do in town in the winter.

[Ryan]

Maybe we'll be able to go over there again and wreck it a little more.

[Ben]

I think we should try and I think we should try and, like, buy some of the lanes and put the lanes up at the shop.

[Ryan]

Besides Merch Barn, the problem is, like, whenever we invest in something that we normally go to go do, we don't end up using it, or it takes.

[Spenny]

Over our life for, like, a month. Like the machine.

[Evan]

Right. Or even the pool table. The pool table got a lot of use at one point. Not so much anymore. We do.

[Ryan]

It would be pretty lit to have a bowling lane, couple bowling alleys.

[Ben]

I feel like that's the ultimate crew comes over.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that'd be sick.

[Ben]

Yeah. So we're currently sitting in Keystone, Colorado, right now. We've been on, like, the last 10 days traveling all over the place. Started in Vegas, and then from there, we made our way to Salt Lake City. And then from Salt Lake City to Moab.

[Evan]

Dumont Sand Dunes. Don't forget about that.

[Ben]

Dumont Sand Dunes. And then from Moab to Keystone, Keystone to Denver tomorrow. It's hard to even remember, like, all the places that we've been.

[Ken]

We should get some omelets when we get to Denver.

[Ben]

You think so?

[Ken]

I've never had a Denver omelette, and I feel like that's the perfect place have my first Denver omelet.

[Ben]

Oh, what is it?

[Ken]

Peppers in it?

[Ryan]

It's just a standard omelette name. Like if you go to get breakfast, say you go to the cornfield down the road from the shop, they have a Denver omelet.

[Ken]

No, but it's like, it's just like a ham and cheese omelet with peppers.

[Ryan]

I think that's a standard name. It's probably invented in Denver.

[Ken]

I've read it on the menu for 30 years. Never got one.

[Ben]

Well, let's get you one tomorrow.

[Spenny]

Yeah, it's actually been pretty fun because we've been doing this cheap car challenge which you guys will see next week.

[Ryan]

Next week.

[Ben]

This couple weeks. It'll be a while. Couple weeks, it'll be a while. It's, it's hands down the most footage we have ever filmed that will go into a video. There's going to be a two part series and each video is going to be anywhere from an hour to two hours.

[Spenny]

Yeah, it's going to be insane.

[Ben]

Like it is so much because we have three cameras going. Well, three cameras plus three GoPros. So six cameras going non stop. Pretty much, yeah. And we've been filming it for the last week.

[Ryan]

It's not even necessarily the cameras. Like that's pretty standard for how many cameras we normally have at a shoot. But what it is is we have three different groups doing three different activities and like each group side of this could be its own. Probably two videos for how much stuff we've done. So then you got three of those groups and you're trying to condense it into a two parter just because it, it totally could be a three parter.

[Ben]

It could.

[Ryan]

We just think dragging out three weeks of, of one. That's almost a month and I don't know, we just don't want to, we just want to condense it as much as possible and make it as good as possible. But I think it's going to be insane. It's going to be a movie.

[Ben]

Yeah, it's going to be so good. Dalton just said that it's 700 gigabytes of footage, almost a TV.

[Ryan]

700.

[Ken]

This morning someone said 500 and Dalton's like, Ah, I don't think it's 500, but it is seven.

[Ben]

That's a lot. That's, that's probably fifth, 75 hours worth of footage, I bet.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So yeah, so it's not going to be, it's not going to be out for a little bit.

[Ryan]

Like it's just been madness. And, like, you can't account for what's about to happen to you, and we're in these cheap, shitty ass cars trying to drive across the country for yourself. You guys drove that minivan Anyways, it's not. I don't want to spoil anything, but.

[Ben]

So we travel, like, a lot, right? I mean, this year alone, we've been in Utah, Florida, Florida, Texas, California, California, then Nevada, Utah. Anyway, so, like, we've been traveling so much, right? And we do. We just travel a bunch for the videos. But this is like, such a different way of capturing the travel, because when we're traveling, we're not filming, like, hopping in the truck and driving to the next spot or loading up the trailers.

[Ryan]

And hopping on a plane.

[Ben]

Yeah, we're hopping on a plane. Really? But this is like we are filming every step of the way, dude. Something happening the whole time. And that's exactly why is because, like, if the cameras aren't rolling.

[Ken]

Mr. Shredded, how nice of you to join us.

[Gavin]

Come on.

[Ryan]

Three weeks.

[Gavin]

I know I'm feeling good.

[Ben]

If the cameras aren't rolling, you miss something because something happens every five minutes.

[Ryan]

Our team's been pulled over twice already.

[Spenny]

Spenny was in the back of a cop car.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Spenny was in the back.

[Gavin]

They put you in the back, Spenny. Oh, my gosh.

[Ryan]

Canadian.

[Ben]

Really?

[Ryan]

They were threatening deportation. I gave the guy a couple hundred bucks and we were on our way.

[Gavin]

You paid him off?

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Unreal.

[Ben]

And also, we're. We're just together, like, our team is together, like, the whole day, all night, and then getting through whatever we're getting through together. Right. And so it's been some real bonding time with the boys.

[Gavin]

Some amazing team bonding.

[Ken]

I don't think you guys.

[Gavin]

Our front seat because me and Ken got a lot closer.

[Ryan]

You're welcome. You're welcome. Something for these guys to look forward.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

There's been a lot of pranks. There's been a lot of pranks. Prank wars, let me tell you. Traveling across country in our piece of crap car.

[Spenny]

I just looked. 1300 miles we've driven.

[Ryan]

You get used to it pretty quick, actually. And then, like, you just, you know, you're chilling in the thing.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And then I hopped in the truck with Gavin for, like, a brief stint just to go. So I was like, holy shit, dude.

[Ben]

Same. My car's brakes got so hot because of something that happened before. I blew the brakes. And then when we were driving through the mountain pass, the brakes just completely wore down to the rotors. Right. So the the brake pins were just going straight onto the rotor. And so Gav goes, dude, I got to take a dump. I got to take a dump.

[Gavin]

Gotta take a poop, fellas.

[Ben]

And I'm like. And we're like an hour from Keystone here. And I'm like, bro, all right, all right. Because we have to fill our car up like once a year. So, like, we're not pulling into gas stations very often, right? And I'm like, all right, we'll pull over. So we pull in and I hop out, I run in to go and get a water, and Ken comes in with his phone like this and goes, dude, you got to come out here and see this. And I go, oh, no, that's never good.

[Gavin]

Not good.

[Ben]

And I come out and I walk out the doors, the doors open up of the gas station, and I see smoke billowing out from behind our car. Keep in mind, our car is sitting next to the gas pump.

[Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Ben]

And I'm like, oh, fuck, this thing's about to start on fire, right? So I run over there. Sure enough, the brakes got so hot, they melted the valve stem inside of our wheel. Never heard of anything happening like that. That just also shows the year of.

[Gavin]

Our vehicle from the 80s.

[Ben]

But of course it is.

[Gavin]

She made it here. She's all the way in Keystone.

[Ben]

So the wheels got so hot that it melted the. The valve stem. And then the valve stem was just cooked along with my rear brakes that were cooked, right? And so I, like, quickly, like, drove it away on a flat tire so it didn't start on fire next to a gas pump. Wasn't trying to be that guy. And then we were like calling everywhere because, like, every store was closed. It was Saturday night at like 7 or 6 o', clock, and thankfully Walmart came through. But. And they were like, yeah, we've never seen this before. We've changed a ton of tires and we've never seen this.

[Gavin]

They were shocked.

[Ben]

Yeah, they were shocked. But I was driving the GMC just, like down the road to Walmart, and I was like, this is the nicest vehicle I have ever driven before. I was like, I can't believe this thing has power. Like, it gets you up and going and you're not worried about a car coming from half a mile away rear ending you, dude.

[Ken]

We really cannot relate because our vehicle.

[Ryan]

Does drive like a Cadillac. It drives so nice. Yours drives really nice.

[Ben]

We got a bent wheel.

[Ryan]

We got a bent wheel. So you can imagine what might have had something to do with what, 70 mile an hour all the way across the country. It wasn't good to begin with, but the bent wheel, that's when it really got bad.

[Gavin]

Well, now you know how I felt. For the past seven years driving a first gen man, you kind of just get used to it. So that's how I made it work.

[Ryan]

That's what I kind of said is you just get. Eventually you're pretty used to it. We're chilling.

[Gavin]

But then once you get something new, it's like a whole nother world. It's the best thing ever. It feels like you're driving a Cadillac every time you hop in something else.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah. And Gab did say that, because I was like, dude, I just.

[Evan]

I can't.

[Ben]

But look at how nice this steering wheel is. And my steering wheel in our cheap car is like this big, right? Like, they used to make steering wheels way bigger than they need to be. So I hopped in and it felt like I was driving like an F1 car. Like, as a wheel was so little.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I was like, dude, I feel like I'm driving a race car right now.

[Gavin]

Steering a boat. Right there, man. Steering a boat.

[Ben]

But Gav was like, dude, this is how I felt when I got a new truck. I've been driving that piece of. Well, you didn't say piece of shit.

[Gavin]

I should say, hey, easy on that.

[Ben]

The first gen for the last eight years.

[Gavin]

Well, seriously, I mean, I mean, that's the great thing. If you're 16 years old and you got a crappy truck right now, appreciate the heck out of it. And keep loving that, cuz, you know, you'll get used to it. And then when you get a newer truck in 10 years, it's going to be the best thing ever, fellas.

[Ben]

It's all about perspective.

[Gavin]

Exactly.

[Ryan]

I was like, I thought my first vehicle was like, crappy too, but looking back, after all the actual crappy vehicles we've, you know, bought and destroyed, it was an awesome, like, really nice vehicle.

[Ben]

The one that you got rear ended in the Jeep?

[Ryan]

No, I rear ended the second. I didn't get re. I re. I did the re ending.

[Ben]

Yeah, that's right.

[Ryan]

Yeah. 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee thing was honestly awesome. But yeah, you just don't appreciate it when you're young. You're like, man, this thing's old. You know, the thing was probably, what, 20 years old at the time, But I thought it was crappy, but I just didn't know, Right? You got your whole life to get nice cars, so you got to just appreciate the shitty ones. Because it makes the nice ones.

[Gavin]

Feels like it's heavy every day. I mean, I hop in the 20, I pop in my 2013. Comments. And I am seriously just electrified every time. Dude, I should not be able to own that truck either. I'll tell you guys that right now. Now.

[Spenny]

Wait, why?

[Gavin]

Because it's so much power, dude. I mean, every turn I'm just putting it sideways, blowing smoke all over the place.

[Ken]

Doesn't it have less power than your first gen?

[Gavin]

Currently it does, but it's probably sitting right around 400, which is still plenty enough to get yourself in trouble.

[Ryan]

It probably can put it down though, you know, not that his first gen can't. Yeah, your first gen is probably way more of a death trap.

[Ken]

Oh, once, hey, once you learn how to shift, you'll be putting the power down.

[Gavin]

Why do you keep giving me so much crap for that, man? I feel like I'm a decent manual clutch driver.

[Ken]

Everyone has seen the videos of you trying to shift.

[Gavin]

Well, I mean, the first couple tries was a little wonky, but I got the hang of it.

[Ben]

It's just so, like, exaggerated.

[Gavin]

It feels like you literally gave me a race car. Of course I'm gonna go ham on that bad girl.

[Spenny]

Fair enough.

[Ben]

Of course. Yeah, that's true.

[Evan]

I. I understand you because, like, whenever I start driving spiritedly, everything's out the window.

[Gavin]

It's just a free spirit, man. It's not even Gavin driving anymore.

[Evan]

Like, you can't.

[Ben]

Who is it?

[Spenny]

Shred 80.

[Gavin]

Sh 80. Shred 80 behind the wheel.

[Ben]

Wait, Gab.

[Spenny]

So now that you've been driving this diesel car, are you feeling like you want a car now? Like you've been a truck guy?

[Gavin]

Oh, dude, I am hooked on D300 Mercedes for life now, man. You really can't beat that motor. It's a million mile motor and it's in car form. So it's basically earlier. It's the earlier version of a 12 valve. It's how I like to look at it. Is it kind of a lot less power off the gate, but you could just turn it up by the pump and she's ready to rip.

[Ryan]

I will say, when you guys pulled up in your frickin 1980s Mercedes diesel car, you weren't surprised? I wasn't. I wasn't that surprised. I was like, of course. This guy really must be a good talker to get these guys to do this. But I didn't think you were gonna make it even halfway to where we're going. And it has surprised me in that fashion. I cannot Believe that. It's actually still running. I thought it was just going to be a nightmare for you guys. Like, you're constantly going to be breaking down.

[Ken]

I mean, they kind of have been.

[Gavin]

No, no, not really, though.

[Ben]

The motor, strong.

[Ryan]

The motor strong, the motor. And so, I mean, that's pretty awesome. I'm impressed. I'm impressed. I was wrong. I was wrong.

[Gavin]

Thank you, brother.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I don't know, Like, Gavin just, like, took the reins, and me and Ken, like, let him.

[Gavin]

We checked out a couple other cars and we hit. Yeah. That just was complete jungle.

[Ben]

We had two terrible options, I'm gonna be honest.

[Spenny]

Or the other cars, you were thinking, dude, we were.

[Ben]

We were looking at a. Actually the same Jeep that CJ used to have it, like a 98 Jeep Grand Cherokee. But we showed up, the kid was a sub. He couldn't believe that we were there to buy it. He was so surprised when we showed up. The first thing I asked him was, do you think we should buy this thing? And the kid selling it goes.

[Gavin]

Not for sure.

[Ryan]

Not a good. Not a good.

[Ben]

And we. And we hopped in it, and it was just like the classic lifted Jeep. And it would kind of just like, track. Yeah, yeah. It was on a 4 inch lift, and it would kind of just like track over. You know, you. You think that you're driving straight, and then next thing you know, it's like. Yeah. And then it's like kind of got a little bit of roll to it and it was shifted terribly. Yeah. So I was like, all right, are we taking this one? Or the 1980s Mercedes?

[Gavin]

Which was meant when we started with it, I mean, besides some good condition.

[Ben]

Dude. I can't wait for you guys to see the guy that we bought it from.

[Gavin]

Character and a half straight from Romania, dude. And this guy was awesome.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

The first thing he said when. When he hopped in the back seat.

[Spenny]

With Ken, he wouldn't let him test drive it alone.

[Gavin]

Oh, wait for that.

[Ben]

No, we wanted him to come with.

[Spenny]

Oh, okay.

[Ben]

So him and Ken hop in the back seat. I'm in the front with Gavin. And the first thing he says, we didn't ask. He goes, I never got roadhead in this thing.

[Gavin]

Out of nowhere, dude. Just out of nowhere.

[Spenny]

Not in an 80s Mercedes.

[Ken]

Never even considered buying it at that point.

[Ben]

Cuz he looked over at Ken and said it.

[Spenny]

Oh, maybe he was trying to get a last go.

[Ben]

That's what I was wondering. I kind of looked in the back, like, what do we got going on here? Yeah, he was hilarious, though.

[Gavin]

Character and A half.

[Ben]

So that's why. And honestly, we were just like, ah, let's just go with the Mercedes, cuz it'll be way funnier for the video. And honestly, I kind of want to go and see that guy again. Bring him his funny, bro.

[Gavin]

You and I both.

[Ben]

No, no, no, cuz we went there first and then went and looked at the other one and then I was like, oh, that first guy was way funnier. Let's just go. Yeah, let's go and see him again.

[Ryan]

We've met a lot of funny characters on this trip. I think one of my favorites, though, was Gavin's grandpa, Grandpa Troy, man, dude, that guy. It just makes so much sense why you are the way you are.

[Gavin]

I appreciate that, man. I take a lot of honor in that.

[Ryan]

And then I don't know if I can talk about it on here, but I guess we are in Colorado. But the crates of marijuana he had.

[Ben]

Yeah, just tubs.

[Ryan]

He had tubs of it.

[Spenny]

He had more square footage dedicated to growing pot that he did for a living.

[Gavin]

That's just Grandpa Choi for you fellas. I mean, he's just living high on life and Right.

[Ben]

And literally. Literally and high on other things. Yeah.

[Ryan]

What a character. Guy. Guy was in great shape, though. I mean, you could tell he's. He's staying in the gym having fun.

[Ben]

He could ride. Did you watch him ride the. Did you watch him ride the one wheel?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

He's 60 and he's riding a fucking three wheeler. He's doing wheelies and stuff. He's burning out. Yeah, I think that's in good shape, in my opinion.

[Evan]

Bit of a cheeseburger locker.

[Gavin]

He was 60 years old. He went cliff jump.

[Ryan]

He likes.

[Ben]

Text him and see if you can get that video.

[Gavin]

Yeah, dude. He showed me a video from two years ago. He was up doing some cliff jumping. He's like, I could do a gainer. I was like, what are you talking. Yeah, what are you talking about? You can do a gainer? Next thing you know, he flooded. Flawless gainer.

[Ryan]

Like. Yeah.

[Gavin]

Oh, dude, it was beautiful. I feel hair flowing and everything. Look at Jesus flying.

[Ben]

He's an athlete.

[Ryan]

That is the bottom truth, 100%.

[Gavin]

I say that's exactly where I got it from, man.

[Ryan]

I think you're gonna be like that, Gavin, just not with the marijuana.

[Ben]

Right?

[Gavin]

And I want to be in a little bit better shape. My plan is to live to at least 100.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ken]

Why would you even want to live that long?

[Gavin]

Why not, man?

[Ryan]

I'm loving life.

[Gavin]

Keep having fun. As long as three boys are around us, I got it. Coming up.

[Ben]

Living. This guy wants to live.

[Ken]

Have you seen the condition that most people are in after the. The age of 90?

[Gavin]

Well, dude, I think I figured out a hack, man. I'm just going to stay in the gym and I'm going to keep a big smile on my face and I think that's going to get me there.

[Ken]

Dude, no one's ever thought of that.

[Gavin]

Well, I'm the first one then.

[Spenny]

It is true, though. All the old people that they interview in the chair, it's like, what did you do to stay so young? And they're like, oh, just smoke a cigarette and have a Diet Coke every day. Like they're always doing stuff they aren't. Like, oh, I ate kale salad.

[Ken]

They look pretty rough. You know, when you get past that 80 mark, I don't know, I don't, I don't know how much pleasure there is in that.

[Ryan]

Is all your pleasure in life how you look for. No, no, no.

[Ben]

I, no.

[Ken]

I mean, you can't move.

[Ryan]

You.

[Ken]

I can't even wipe your own ass. You can't feed yourself. You're crippled up.

[Gavin]

And I feel like if I keep moving around enough and I keep pushing myself as hard as I keep pushing myself, you'll never make it more of that, too. I'm going to make it 100. I'm going to die trying.

[Ryan]

What year Gavin is built? Tough dude.

[Spenny]

He's.

[Ryan]

He's going to live.

[Gavin]

Thank you, bro. Appreciate that.

[Spenny]

What you say, what year is your oldest three wheeler?

[Gavin]

Oldest three wheeler is 1979.

[Spenny]

79. So you just got to make it another like 54 years.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I'll be right there with it.

[Spenny]

And then your three wheelers are 100 years old.

[Gavin]

Isn't that insane to think about? I mean, we're. I'm dealing with 40 years in technology. 40 year old technology and it's still just kicking ass.

[Evan]

Wow.

[Ryan]

I'm dealing with kicking your ass.

[Evan]

Yeah. What, what year was the bike you just bought from kicked Grandpa Troy in the nuts for?

[Gavin]

That's 1974 XL70, man.

[Spenny]

At least you got that to look forward to. That one's closest.

[Gavin]

That's so clean.

[Evan]

51 years old.

[Gavin]

You can't kill a Honda.

[Ryan]

Thing was, man, a dirt bike. I think it's a nice addition to your collection.

[Gavin]

I'm kind of nervous about it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

And don't have too many things with two wheels. I have a 20, 24 pit bike.

[Ryan]

And I have a 1974 XL7 that 1974 XL70. When they built it, they didn't have a guy like you in mind. They didn't build guys like you back.

[Ben]

Guys like G back in the day.

[Ryan]

They didn't. They were just slender and. And slim.

[Gavin]

They were a lot smaller, I'll tell you that, man.

[Ryan]

They didn't have weight rooms like and protein powder.

[Gavin]

Just not built to take a fall. I'm definitely going to see what kind of falls that thing can take, I'll tell you that. Probably tomorrow.

[Ryan]

Bike's going to snap in too.

[Ken]

He's going to be so twisted up. I'm worried that it's going to get stuck in you. You're going to stand up to get off it.

[Gavin]

I hope that doesn't happen.

[Ken]

Does have a wide seat. Has a wide seat. You should be all right.

[Gavin]

Wide load on there.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. So we're basically on our final stretch of this trip though. The 10 day long trip. So tomorrow we'll wake up and we will drive to Gavin's house in Denver and then it's gonna end with a demo derby.

[Ben]

And the winner gets to drive through the double wide, right?

[Gavin]

No driving through my double wide, please, fellas.

[Evan]

Dude, that's humble.

[Ryan]

The bow.

[Gavin]

Dude, that's my humble abode.

[Ryan]

What does the winner get though? Because technically. Oh, you do have something. Yeah.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Perfect. Perfect.

[Evan]

Nice.

[Spenny]

But you already got it for yourself or we.

[Evan]

Well, no, no, I mean I got it.

[Ben]

We just gotta pick it up.

[Evan]

Going too in depth on that. But basically your car is made of a thousand percent steel.

[Ben]

Thank you.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Let's not forget about the bull bar. The other team.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

That is actually uncalled for. That's my biggest one. I don't know if that's legal.

[Spenny]

We should deal with that bull bar all week.

[Ryan]

We're gonna weld like a bunch of things onto it.

[Ken]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, right?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Cut the car in half.

[Evan]

What do you mean, Ryan? The bull bar is gonna give you guys issues or.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

It just extends the car.

[Evan]

I've been dealing with this bull bar all week.

[Ben]

What do you mean?

[Spenny]

Benny piled it up and blew out our radiator and stuff. And I don't know, I think if.

[Gavin]

We want to make it fair, we have to take your bull bar off or we all get bull bars.

[Spenny]

You have to take your bumpers off then.

[Ryan]

Dude, yours is bull bar on the back.

[Ken]

I'm on the most disadvantaged team and I think it's legit because they bought the car the way that it is, which makes it.

[Ben]

Everyone has Suffered in their own way.

[Ken]

We have not suffered one bit.

[Ryan]

Are you ready for to feel bad for you?

[Ken]

I don't think I was asking anyone to feel bad for us. I said you have an advantage because of a bull bar, that's all.

[Gavin]

Yeah, but you know you're done for in the demo.

[Ken]

No, that's what you think.

[Spenny]

We got the driver mod demo derby.

[Ken]

He does aim for the weak points.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Spenny]

Aim for the weak points to fight with the back of the car, not with the front. There's some things there for sure. But actually, it reminds me, I got to figure I got to take our crash sensor out. Yeah, that'd be a shame.

[Ken]

Yeah. We do got a airbag delete kits for the whole. Well, you don't have to worry about that, but.

[Gavin]

Exactly. I hate to tell you, but that 80s Mercedes doesn't really have many weak points up, so good luck finding them.

[Ryan]

Things gonna have like one ding in it.

[Gavin]

I could be taking it to church. Exactly.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah. Gavin's planning on daily in this thing.

[Gavin]

Afterwards if it's still running. You better bet you're gonna see me in church on Sunday in that thing. I'll tell you that right now.

[Ryan]

Well, we're all gonna pack up and leave. We're gonna hop on a flight and leave. And you're gonna have three cars sitting at your place. So you can do whatever you want.

[Ben]

Scrap.

[Spenny]

You do get the scrap metal for scrap.

[Ben]

Really?

[Ryan]

Or you can drive them.

[Ken]

I think you should build a three wheeler jump over the cars. Some Evil Knievel stuff.

[Gavin]

That'd be pretty sick. I like.

[Ryan]

You could use them as Monster Jam.

[Ken]

Not a three wheeler jump. A new truck motorcycle jump.

[Ryan]

No.

[Gavin]

Oh. New dirt bike jump. I don't feel comfy jumping.

[Ryan]

This guy is Evil Knievel.

[Gavin]

I'm saying.

[Ryan]

Evil Knievel in the 80s.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah. He was all through the 80s. 90s, I'm sure. A little bit.

[Ryan]

Maybe you need to start dressing like him.

[Gavin]

Should I?

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I mean, you're kind.

[Ken]

You look more like Robbie Knievel than.

[Ben]

Evil Pen was dressed like Evil Knievel today. Today.

[Gavin]

Good God. Where are you ever?

[Ben]

Ken, how you doing, Ken?

[Ryan]

So bad. What's wrong, Ken?

[Ken]

He tried to grind a box today, dude.

[Ryan]

Are you kidding me?

[Ben]

He tried going across a box. And I gave him just one piece of advice. I said, keep your skis straight. What's he do? Tries to pizza on the box.

[Spenny]

Are you.

[Gavin]

You ate, Dude, I thought his ACL was gone.

[Ryan]

He also got the knee.

[Ken]

He went so slow. He basically came to a Complete stop. And then his legs just.

[Ben]

I go, all you got to do, Ken, is keep your skis straight. What's he do? Pizzas?

[Ryan]

He knows he's got weak knees.

[Ben]

I know he does. That's why I was trying to give him advice.

[Gavin]

Poor dude was asking for my knee braces before we went too. I didn't have him to give, though.

[Spenny]

Ken texted me today at 4:05pm you got any Advil on hand, question mark? I said, no, I don't. You good? He said, so good, baby.

[Gavin]

So good.

[Ryan]

That's a good answer. That's a good answer.

[Gavin]

I told you guys I'm rubbing off on Ken pretty well right now.

[Ken]

What happened in the back seat of that Mercedes?

[Gavin]

Back seat of that Mercedes. We're not talking about that part. But Ken's been in a really good mood lately. I'll tell you guys that.

[Ryan]

Gavin's keeping him real happy.

[Ken]

Do you guys take turns or how does that work?

[Gavin]

Chill, bro. We're just doing so good back there.

[Ben]

It's like Ben's driving around.

[Gavin]

Driving. He's driving those two in the back.

[Evan]

I should ask Ken. It's the completion, you know?

[Ben]

You'll just have to watch the footage to find out.

[Gavin]

Check out the GoPro footy filming it.

[Ben]

That's wild.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I don't know if we can put that on YouTube.

[Gavin]

We kept it. Yeah, we kept it. A little PJ, PG13, maybe a little Rated R, but that's all right.

[Spenny]

You two in a Honda in the back seat, man, oh man.

[Gavin]

Yeah. Thankfully we picked up the Honda on the way back. That made for a shittier ride though, considering we couldn't tape up our back window. Got a little hairy coming over the veil pass.

[Ben]

It wasn't honestly that bad. Granted, I was in the front.

[Ken]

Since we're talking about the blowed out window, I couldn't help but almost cry, laughing, watching you guys going down the highway and. And you and Ken's big ass head.

[Gavin]

Poor vet bag.

[Ryan]

Couldn't see anything out my review mirror.

[Ben]

I look out the mirror, right? And all I got, Ken's big head on the left, Gavin's big head on the right. And then this freaking motorcycle that Gavin had to buy. Freaking water down in the middle of them, right? It's just a complete blind spot. It's just as good as not having a back window.

[Gavin]

Sorry about that.

[Ben]

No, I think it was hilarious.

[Spenny]

And my favorite part about this trip is because normally whenever we travel, we do everything together. So whatever experience, like, we all have it in our own different way. Normally, you know, it's like you two talking to the guy who's talking about not getting roadhead in the back of his car. Yeah, but like, I'm just kind of sitting away, like, 10ft watching it happen.

[Ben]

But you would have been there for it.

[Spenny]

But I would have been there for. Yeah, but now three different groups, kind of four, with Gavin Eland driving the truck around. But like, we have three different experiences of every day. So it's like we meet up together, and then there's this story time of everybody sharing what the happened during their day.

[Ken]

We actually don't sit on our phones for dinner. I don't think we have something to talk about.

[Gavin]

So.

[Ken]

Good.

[Spenny]

Yeah, it's so fun.

[Gavin]

I can't wait for you guys to see the clips of the DNR guy from our campsite. Dude. Oh, my gosh. Our campsite host was a hoot and a half.

[Ken]

And I'm sure your teams are just like ours. You know, obviously, we're maybe sending a few bluffs here and there, and we have stuff you guys still have no idea about. And I'm just like, man, when this stuff goes to the editing block, it's gonna be crazy.

[Ben]

Yeah, it is.

[Ryan]

It's.

[Evan]

It's kind of frustrating not be able to talk about right now, but.

[Ben]

Yeah, I think there's just so much.

[Ryan]

Yeah, there's.

[Ben]

That's really. Is.

[Evan]

I mean, we could just go on. I mean, seriously, to your point, like, no phones at dinner, which is just a. It's, you know.

[Spenny]

Yeah, I'm, like, always excited to hang out with you guys, but, like, I'm excited to hear about your day. Like, I know when everybody rolls in, you're gonna get, like, what happened throughout the day. And normally it's something that just makes absolutely no sense because of what we're driving.

[Gavin]

Makes zero sense. I'll tell you that. None of this trip has made sense. I'll tell you that right now, man.

[Evan]

I think also another favorite part about it is just the sheer amount of people that we've confused, whether that be us crashing into each other or running around in weird outfits and this and that.

[Ben]

Like, I mean, my car or our car driving down the road is in itself gone viral in a way. Like, every single car we drive by is filming us.

[Spenny]

Really?

[Ben]

Every single bike with the. With the bike with the can on the front and then with the coal coming out the hood. Like, every.

[Ken]

And no window being able to see.

[Ryan]

Through the car and no front seat.

[Ben]

Every part of the car is hilarious. This. Right? So every time Somebody drives up next to us, they're either filming or they're just pointing and laughing.

[Evan]

Since you guys both have cars, there's something about seeing dudes in a car where they're sitting in the back seat with no tin. It's just like.

[Ben]

It looks like I'm in a fishbowl.

[Evan]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's just like, what are these guys up to?

[Ken]

No good.

[Evan]

No good.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

We're so good, Ken.

[Ryan]

Huh?

[Gavin]

We're having fun.

[Spenny]

So good, baby.

[Evan]

No, but even if you are, it doesn't look like you're up to any good.

[Gavin]

You're right about that.

[Ben]

Little change of topic here. But can somebody explain this whole, like, Internet trend of, like, people memeing the guy that wakes up and puts his face in, like, the cold water and, like, wakes up at 3am and then I probably could. Have you guys seen that? That's all I see on my, like, TikTok.

[Gavin]

I haven't seen it yet.

[Evan]

I mean, I saw him, like, organically, the dude, and then I was just like, is this real? You know? So everyone basically said the same thing. They watch it and go like, this is. I think it's just rage bait to an extent.

[Ken]

Can we pull the clip up? I think half of us don't know what you're talking about.

[Evan]

Basically just this guy who has a crazy morning routine and he, like, gets up at 3:45am and he's like, rinsing his face in special.

[Ben]

Mr. Beast just posted one.

[Evan]

Yeah, now it's just a trend to, like.

[Ben]

And then it's everyone, like, doing it with, like.

[Gavin]

It's kind of stupid.

[Spenny]

But he, like, dips his face in like, some fancy water and with ice.

[Evan]

So now everyone's doing like. I mean, they're just faking it. They'll say it like 3:59 in the morning. They're.

[Spenny]

You guys should do one with your car.

[Ryan]

Show Evan one here.

[Evan]

It's whack.

[Ryan]

All right.

[Gavin]

He's brushing his teeth, pouring up the water.

[Ken]

Looks like some Dalton would be doing.

[Gavin]

I like the push ups. Why is this going viral?

[Ryan]

This guy's disciplined.

[Evan]

See, I think it's rage bait.

[Ben]

Like he's. I agree. I think he's just doing it, putting.

[Evan]

Those time stamps on there. I mean, clearly he's a disciplined fella.

[Ryan]

I think he's actually doing it. But he's doing it to piss people off.

[Evan]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ken]

Do I have to finish watching it?

[Evan]

No, no, wait.

[Gavin]

I don't want to keep seeing what he's doing. 7:30.

[Spenny]

We're only to 7:30.

[Gavin]

Taking a swim. This is unreal. 6.4 million likes.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Kevin, Kevin wakes up at 3:30 tomorrow.

[Gavin]

Morning, just starts doing stuff. The exact same routine.

[Spenny]

Yeah, you should do one where you wake up and then you like wipe your eyes, go get a pop Tart.

[Ken]

And you just take a and go back to bed.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Go get a chocolate milk real fast.

[Ryan]

Back to bed till 11:00am I'm so.

[Gavin]

Dude, no, that's actually funny.

[Ben]

Dude, do that.

[Gavin]

I will. That's awesome.

[Spenny]

No, you just do it and go to your garage and just at like 8:59 start tinkering with the three wheeler and then it just moved to like 8:59pm.

[Ryan]

Driver down.

[Gavin]

What a stupid routine that was though. I mean freaking out. Just drink a glass of water and go hit the gym man. You don't need all that. You know what I'm saying?

[Ben]

I think that.

[Ken]

I kind of think he wants to make content. That's why he's doing it.

[Gavin]

Good for him. He killed it on that video.

[Ben]

Yeah, I think if you started running that morning routine you would look like that though.

[Ken]

Crash out for the rest of the day. By noon if you started like that, you're not wrong.

[Gavin]

345.

[Spenny]

How many Celsiuses you think you'd have to have during that?

[Gavin]

We're talking five, six. I mean maybe even seven. Normally we keep it at three. We keep it at three. Normally two.

[Spenny]

Do you switch up your Celsius look.

[Gavin]

Like this one day man.

[Ben]

That's the goal.

[Gavin]

Give me five years.

[Ryan]

Save your chest, dude.

[Gavin]

I can't be doing that. What are you talking about?

[Ryan]

No way.

[Ben]

Yeah, no way, dude.

[Gavin]

That's what the girls love running their fingers through. I mean, yeah, they're nothing to say world.

[Ryan]

Really.

[Ben]

Girls, I just spent the last 10 days with you. You talked such a big game and I have seen the worst performance imaginable.

[Gavin]

I'm still out there having fun. I'm talking to the girls, getting their numbers. I'm just setting myself up for in the future. I don't need any one night. Yeah, no one night stands. We're just looking for the future girl right now.

[Ken]

What were you doing in the courtyard the other night?

[Gavin]

That's a whole another story, Ev.

[Ben]

Oh, let me hear.

[Gavin]

This wasn't good man. You know I have a slight love for hippie chicks. And we were in Moab. Land of the hippies.

[Ben]

A lot of hippies, dude. A lot of douchebags.

[Ken]

So many I would say I've never.

[Gavin]

Seen it like that. I think I don't know what that was about.

[Spenny]

Yeah. What are you.

[Gavin]

Maybe I was running around looking too redneck. Sorry, guys, but might have been.

[Ben]

No, it was everyone. Everyone had some kind of, like, bad encounter.

[Ken]

Sorry. We kind of derailed from yours, but, yeah, in Moab, there were so many dicks.

[Gavin]

It's on a lot of dicks. But I love the hippie girl still. And, you know, we just hung out.

[Ryan]

Nothing.

[Gavin]

Nothing crazy. Like I said, I just got her number. Maybe future date in Moab. Secret of Pasta Jays.

[Ben]

Pretty.

[Ryan]

It's always the pasta.

[Gavin]

Damn right.

[Evan]

Gavin told me Pasta J's was his favorite place on earth. I personally love the pasta, but did. Did I hear some hints of food poisoning or some.

[Ken]

Well, that was jokes because we all drank, like, 97 beers after we ate the pasta. And then we blame the pasta. The pasta was actually amazing.

[Ryan]

I'm glad you were joking because you said it so serious that I just walked away thinking, man, Evan is delusional. You know, you had. You had so many beers that night, and then you wake up in the morning, man, I feel like. I think that pasta we ate last night, there was something wrong. I go, this guy is dilute. I'm not even gonna talk.

[Gavin]

As he went through drinking every single beer they had.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you cleared a whole row.

[Spenny]

It needs clarification that you had one of all the beers on the shelf, right?

[Ken]

Yeah. So, I mean, we met a really cool Canadian in Moab who helped us out a ton. He rode with us. He helped us out. And shout out Zach. Shout out Zag. Oh, his name was Kirk.

[Gavin]

Telling the girls all night. His name was Eric.

[Ken]

That dude.

[Gavin]

And then at the end of the.

[Evan]

Night, he just started telling people he was also Gavin.

[Gavin]

Yeah, he did start going with that.

[Ken]

E. Either way, he thought that.

[Ben]

He thought that you were just messing with him, calling him Eric. So then he was just like, I'm gonna start telling people my name's Gavin. Apparently, this is. Apparently this is a joke between me and Gavin. Like, we mess up each other's names. He's so serious about it.

[Ryan]

I don't really get it, how it's.

[Gavin]

Funny, but I had no clue. Sorry, Zach.

[Ken]

Nah, either way, I said, I feel like I. I owe him a couple beers because he helped me out a lot that day. I was like, what do you want to drink? What kind of beer? And we looked, and there were 12 different beers lined up across the shelf. We looked at each other and thought, what if we just start on one end and quit when we get to the other? And we did it.

[Spenny]

Just finished. It's like when you used to take the pop cup and go and get one of everything. That's what's going on in your.

[Gavin]

You are really good at trolling, man. I. Yeah, you had me thinking. I dislocated your shoulder. No, you didn't do anything.

[Evan]

But.

[Gavin]

Well, we were running up in the hotel room and next thing you know, Evan's cooking by me. So I, of course I have to stick my foot out. Evan just slams on the ground.

[Ryan]

That's funny.

[Gavin]

Oh, dude, dude, dude. He went on for like five minutes just laying in the hall. I go, mike, come help me out. Come help me out.

[Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Gavin]

Mike even's like, what are you doing, bro? What are you doing after five minutes of messing with us? Oh, that's okay. It's okay.

[Ben]

It's okay.

[Gavin]

And then pulled another prank. We're not going to talk about what.

[Ken]

How the hell are you doing?

[Gavin]

So stupid.

[Ryan]

That's a funny prank, Gav, because Evan would have done that to you.

[Gavin]

Oh, 100. He would have.

[Ken]

I did do it. Did do it. Oh, oh, the tripping part.

[Ryan]

Yeah, the tripping part.

[Ben]

I do.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Remember that one time we had Spenny pushed you when I was picking up my quarter in the parking lot?

[Gavin]

That was a. I remember when you table taught me.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

That was funny, though.

[Ken]

Benny pushes you so hard, you immediately attack me.

[Ryan]

I know.

[Gavin]

I thought me and Spinny were friends. I don't know where that came from.

[Evan]

I just love when. When anything gets just a little bit too out of hand with you.

[Gavin]

Gab. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, man.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ben]

Spinny's parents were there. Canadians. And man, we were tearing up the dance floor with spending's dude.

[Ryan]

Mostly.

[Ben]

It was actually nobody has seen those moves when he was hitting like the shark fin across the dance floor.

[Gavin]

Real dude got me fired up.

[Ryan]

Everyone's seen that.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I'd never seen that before, but it was. It was great. We had a fun time.

[Gavin]

Best time ever, man. He really set the tone. Next thing you know, all the boys are out on the dance floor just having a time.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Love, Glenn.

[Evan]

Glenn, you're the man, Leonard Scanner.

[Ken]

When you threw me under the bus, I hide.

[Gavin]

This was funny too.

[Ken]

So I. I have the app on my phone for the jukebox and I hijacked it fast passing a bunch of Nickelback. One after another after another after another.

[Ben]

Like you put the nickel back to the front.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Times six or seven or eight.

[Ben]

Yeah, that's a spending move right there.

[Ryan]

I was I mean.

[Ken]

I mean, I was hanging out with him. He might have encouraged it.

[Spenny]

Okay.

[Ken]

But it was definitely a movie. And this chick comes up after, like, five, six Nickelback songs, and she looks at the. She looks at the jukebox. She's like, ah, I played this so long ago. And now it's like, at the bottom, what's going on? And I'm like, yeah, some asshole played a bunch. A bunch of Nickelback. And Gavin immediately points at me. He's like, he. He's that asshole. He played the Nickelback.

[Ryan]

What'd she say?

[Gavin]

Then she turned around and left.

[Ken]

Walk back to her boyfriend with a scowl on her face.

[Spenny]

Leave it to the people. Moab to not like Nickelback.

[Ben]

Yeah, seriously.

[Gavin]

What a great place, though. I mean, you got to love Moab. It's like a whole nother planet, but it's heaven on earth. Yeah.

[Ben]

It was actually so awesome, wasn't it?

[Evan]

It was good. I love spending, like.

[Gavin]

I'm glad we got to spend a.

[Evan]

Couple of nights there.

[Spenny]

We.

[Evan]

You know, now I feel like I really know my way around well.

[Gavin]

Yeah. Because normally we're just so in and then we're out.

[Ben]

Yeah, that's the other thing, too, about, like, traveling in these cars is I feel like we're getting to experience so much. So much more. Mostly because we keep breaking down in every other. Yeah, it's really boots on the ground.

[Gavin]

Especially you guys. You guys hit the bars in Utah. What was that like?

[Ken]

Bars have been great. Every place we stopped, we. Yeah, we stopped a couple places. There's subs there.

[Gavin]

Good vibes.

[Ken]

Good vibes everywhere. Yeah.

[Ben]

Is that where you guys went when you met those kids with the wide pants?

[Ken]

That was McDonald's.

[Ben]

Can you pop that video up of those? I still can't shout out my mind around this. Let me see this.

[Ryan]

That was wild.

[Gavin]

Those were some parachute pants if I've ever seen parachute.

[Ken]

They weren't even parachute parachute pants. No, they were just wide denim.

[Gavin]

What's the point?

[Ryan]

I'd like to see Evan wearing pants like that. Think how funny I'd look.

[Ken]

I mean, it was like, what, the late 90s, early 2000? The Jinkos. And they're coming back. I don't think any of these kids were actually running Jinkos, but they were the same style.

[Ryan]

It was too much, man. Too much.

[Ken]

But no, we ended up at some bar that apparently the bartender told us was like, Post Malone spot when he's in Utah.

[Gavin]

You're kidding.

[Ken]

Because it's the bar that most reminds him of his favorite bar from Tennessee or wherever.

[Ryan]

Texas.

[Ken]

Texas.

[Ryan]

Texas.

[Ken]

But I don't know, it was just cool. It was like a big garage, but it was a bar. I don't know.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Evan]

The best one was still no. When we went to just this divey. Dive.

[Spenny]

Dive bar.

[Evan]

You know, when everyone looks at you when you go in, you can tell they're all local as it gets. And they all look at us like north side vibes. And we made friends with them, and it was. Yeah, it was very much north side.

[Ben]

Vibes and rough working class.

[Evan]

I don't know, it's just funny. We were just making friends with them, and next thing you know, we're in the back with, like, the walk in cooler and the extra kegs and all the other supplies. Very dive bar. We're playing hacky sack with, like, half the people in the bar.

[Ken]

We were scared that Spenny and Dalton went to go check out the back patio. They don't come back for 10 minutes, and we're like, oh, man, are they getting rolled up back there? You know, Dalton running his mouth. They getting in trouble. We go back there, and there's literally 10 people in a circle playing hacky sack. And of course, we have to. Don't know.

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[Ben]

That was like, when we were running hacky sack on the Strip in Vegas.

[Ryan]

Legendary. Get a hacky sack stint for a while.

[Ben]

Yeah, we gotta fire that back up again.

[Ryan]

That's fun.

[Ben]

Pretty wholesome. It is a period of seagulls. Yeah. Good clean fun. Yeah. How'd you guys all end up in Vegas?

[Ryan]

125. Whoa. I was up way more. I was up way more than I said I was gonna be done. It was up, like, two grand or something like that. And then I decided I wanted to gamble.

[Gavin]

I flew there.

[Ben]

There.

[Gavin]

He's a smart ass. Oh.

[Evan]

I actually ended up down probably, like, 600 bucks.

[Ken]

That must be nice.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

How much did you go down, Ev?

[Ken]

You know, I was on a couple heaters here and there. Kind of fell apart at the end.

[Ben]

How much a story as old as time.

[Ken]

Couple of bones.

[Ryan]

Three thousand.

[Ben]

No, two.

[Gavin]

Two?

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

That's not. Okay, Ev.

[Ryan]

2K.

[Gavin]

That's like two, three rulers right there. You know that?

[Evan]

Yeah, you do.

[Ben]

Yeah. But it's.

[Ken]

Anyone that gambles knows, like, you got to put in, like, the less you put in, the less you even have a chance to win. You got to play the game, Gav.

[Gavin]

You're not good at playing the game.

[Ken]

Apparently, on this trip.

[Gavin]

All right, fair enough.

[Ken]

I don't lose every single time. Just most of the time.

[Gavin]

I've never seen you win.

[Ben]

Yeah, I haven't seen it either. I think everyone did pretty bad. And Spenny did really bad. Every time I. Every time I see spending, he'd be coming up to, dude, the kid needs a little cash advance maybe. You got any cash for the kid?

[Gavin]

Canadian freaking card wouldn't work at the atm. So he's asking everybody for cash.

[Ben]

I'm like, oh, didn't C.J. just give you 300 bucks, bro?

[Ken]

He pulled up on me. I'd already been playing roulette for a while, and I was kind of maintaining up and down. Say like a 300 window. I'd hit a few, lose a few. Spenny sits down, hits like four or five in a row, is up big chips everywhere. Doesn't even know what to do with him. So he just bets all of them and loses everything.

[Ben]

Classic.

[Ken]

He was in and out so fast. Went from such a low to such a high to rock bottom.

[Gavin]

Yeah, that's the shitty part about gambling, man. You could be up really high and then two seconds later, dude, 100.

[Ben]

That's how it goes. I went into the last night, we sat down at this, like, bakarat table with our friend that knows how to play baccarat.

[Ryan]

And we're just where I lost my winnings.

[Ben]

And we're just like, dude, hey, we're rolling with you. We're rolling with you. And there's a hundred dollar Bachra table. So like every hand had to be a minimum hundred dollars. Right. We were like progressive betting. So if you lose, you just double down. And if you lose that one, you double that one down.

[Ryan]

And then eventually we're doing 800 hands. Yeah.

[Ken]

You can't lose forever.

[Ryan]

Exactly.

[Ben]

But you can run out of money. But you can run out of money. And that's what we did. So at one point, at one point, I was up like 2 grand on this table. And I didn't walk because CJ sat down next to me. Because he didn't play for the first.

[Ryan]

45 minutes, I up. And then you lost my money. It was so stupid.

[Ben]

So I'm like, two grand.

[Gavin]

I'm ready to walk. C.J.

[Ben]

Finally goes, all right, I guess I'll play. And he puts in like a thousand bucks in, like, within five, four minutes, we both lost all of our money.

[Gavin]

That is not good, dude.

[Ryan]

I regret that.

[Gavin]

I sat down for two seconds, saw you guys were doing 100 hands. Took right the heck off.

[Ben]

The problem is, smart guy, if I.

[Ryan]

Wouldn'T have played I would have had regret of not playing. And yeah, there. There was three options. It would have been. Two of them had regret if I either didn't play or if I lost it, which I did. But the third would have been if I would have played and we would have gone up more and then I would have been really?

[Gavin]

You were up like a grand.

[Ryan]

Were two grand up, CJ. I know, but I still walked away. 125 up. So still, you know. And then I. I sent some flowers to alex, which costed $120. So $5 up. Pretty good time.

[Gavin]

Damn. Right.

[Spenny]

I told the laundry, I said, whatever I win, I will spend on you.

[Gavin]

What'd you win?

[Spenny]

I'm down about 1500 bucks.

[Ben]

So she actually owes you Alondra an invoice for that.

[Spenny]

I'll send her a vetable request.

[Ryan]

Yeah, on my Snapchat story, I actually have a picture of Evan standing at a roulette table, just eager. You can just see, it's really like he's. His ears are pricked up, he's having a good time, and then the next shot is him at an atm, putting his card in, getting more cash.

[Ken]

Yeah, that happens.

[Ryan]

I just would watch him go, tough place.

[Gavin]

I know.

[Spenny]

It's so hard because we were with that friend and then someone else he knew. And I watched him win like 15 grand playing baccarat. And I went, wow, this looks really fun.

[Ben]

Well, Ryan, when you got a lot more cheddar in your pocket to keep progressive betting, you're eventually going to win. You're eventually gonna win, but at some point, you run out of money. And after we had all just lost all of our money, the like, pit boss came up, what to do? She goes, you guys shouldn't do this. Like, you shouldn't be betting the way that you were betting. Like, I get the whole progressive betting. Like, you're gonna win eventually, but you just ran out of money, so you didn't really think that through. So next time, don't do that. And we sat up and we're like, why didn't you tell us that five minutes ago?

[Gavin]

The pit boss rolls, man.

[Ryan]

You know, I didn't like that spot because so it's in the high limit room. And they were like, the pit bosses were like, Asian. And that's fine. That's fine that they're Asian, but they were speaking in. In a different language and, like, kind of like laughing. And you could tell they were talking about us, I'm sure, like, yeah, that one in the. In the hat that's backwards. It was stupid idiot. You know, like, probably. So then, like, it was threw off my game because I'm like, they're making fun of me. Like, you know, I'm trying to just play. Like, it kind of made me not have a good time. But now.

[Evan]

Yeah, now, you know, next time to just walk.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Talking languages play.

[Ryan]

That's what I should have done. What is that?

[Ken]

What did that one pit boss tell you, Spenny? You had rocks in your head. He pulls his phone out on the roulette table. He's on it, no phones. So he sticks. He just puts it below the table.

[Gavin]

And then he proceeds to keep texting.

[Ken]

And then she yells at him, and he's like, well, I'm from Canada. Can we do it? And she's like, we're in usa. Do you have rocks in your head?

[Ryan]

So what do we got brewing for tonight? We got chef spinny on the steaks. It's. It's smelling like. Is he out there grilling him up right now?

[Evan]

He's out there right now, dude.

[Ken]

He's beating the meat currently.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Tenderizing it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Why don't you go help him beat them?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

You've been doing it in the back.

[Ryan]

Car for a while.

[Gavin]

That was good. That was actually really good, man.

[Ken]

Why is Ken blushing right now?

[Gavin]

Ken Chell?

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Gavin]

Just wind burned. He says, we're doing better, man. We're starting to figure it out. CJ's advice has really been helping me out in a lot of ways.

[Ben]

Oh, really?

[Ryan]

Have you actually been. You doing what I. My advice with. With the pelvis?

[Gavin]

100, dude. Dude, thank you, bro.

[Ken]

You haven't even talked to a woman since you got that advice.

[Ryan]

Between.

[Gavin]

Between Texas and Vegas. I was home for two nights. One of the nights I got lucky.

[Ryan]

And it actually lasted long. Did she like it better?

[Gavin]

No, she loved it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it was a great. That's what I was saying. There was actually a lot of people actually said thank you to me for. For giving that advice. And then there was a few people that, like, CJ's a idiot. He doesn't even know what he's talking about.

[Gavin]

No, you know what you're talking about.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So I'm glad that I could help.

[Evan]

If one more person tells CJ this, he's probably gonna write a book, bro.

[Ryan]

I should.

[Ben]

Like an Instagram or, like. Or, like, kind of leaning over a table, bro.

[Ryan]

I. I'll be like, I have over over a dozen success stories. But anyways, back to beating the meat. So, Spanny, dude, this Guy is like, a freaking professional chef apparently.

[Ben]

You know, he bro gonna make the best wife.

[Ryan]

Yeah, well, he is a. He kind of is. So he's obviously a professional motocross racer. And when he's back in Canada, his girlfriend, she is like, a businesswoman. And. And, you know, Spenny's got more of, like, a loose schedule because he gets to just, you know, he trains.

[Ken]

Schedule's not the only thing that's loose.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but anyway, so he. He does a lot of cooking at home for her.

[Spenny]

What?

[Ryan]

So that's rude.

[Gavin]

This dude's with.

[Ryan]

On the trip.

[Ben]

This dude.

[Gavin]

Uncalled for. F. Chill, bro.

[Ryan]

Chill.

[Gavin]

Chill.

[Ryan]

So, anyway, Spenny makes up eggs Benedict this morning and some pancakes, some. Some potatoes.

[Ben]

And now he's doing dinner.

[Ryan]

This is great because it's saving us a ton of money. And also, it tastes better than going out.

[Gavin]

That was a mean eggs Benedict, though.

[Evan]

I'll tell you that.

[Gavin]

First time I've ever had it. Homemade. Killer Spenny pancakes.

[Ken]

Well, dude, what was your secret to the hollandaise sauce? It was extra creamy.

[Gavin]

Evan.

[Ben]

Dude, Evan is so revved up right.

[Ryan]

Now because he watched that guy's morning routine vehicle video.

[Ken]

I gotta get home.

[Gavin]

So revved up, Bro, easy on it, man. You've been rooming with Dalton too long. I thought you'd be. I thought he'd be helping you out.

[Ken]

How is that supposed to be nothing?

[Spenny]

I'm pretty excited for the Freedom 500.

[Gavin]

Let's go, baby.

[Spenny]

I've been visualizing the last time. I was like, all right, we're just gonna go. We're gonna have a good time, you know, you don't got to win. I'd be fine if I did.

[Ben]

Yeah, that's what. That was your mentality going into it.

[Spenny]

No, my mentality was I was going to learn and study and get the most laps possible. And it was my first time, you know?

[Gavin]

Now it's game on.

[Spenny]

I've been visualizing the win. I'm working on my victory speech. I've been practicing my victory donuts in the Crown Vic. I've been driving across the country.

[Gavin]

Get me going. You kind of have to.

[Ben]

That's actually a good point, bro.

[Spenny]

I've driven a Crown Vic for the last 1500 miles. Nobody. Yeah, nobody. Not Daryl Wall, Trip, not all the professional athletes and race car drivers have been doing what I've been doing to train.

[Ben]

True. It's true. Actually, you do have that on them.

[Ryan]

It's got to feel good just knowing the confidence in the team being that, like, Pretty much. No one is going down this time.

[Gavin]

Like.

[Ryan]

Like, a lot of us are just staying back because we're like, dude, we take last every time.

[Gavin]

Who's going?

[Ryan]

We're not going to ship all 10 of us down there to, you know, so it's like, I don't even know who's really going. Ryan's racing. That's all I know.

[Gavin]

I'm in the band race.

[Ryan]

We might just be watching on tv. I don't know.

[Ken]

I was gonna go with. For oral support.

[Gavin]

Please, we need it.

[Ben]

You're going with him?

[Ryan]

That'd be cool. All right, so we got Evan there.

[Gavin]

He'll run the oral support or oral support. What did you say?

[Spenny]

He's gonna, like, give me advice and positive reinforcement.

[Gavin]

The price, go left.

[Evan]

The prize is crazy rye. What are you thinking? You already got a Z06. We already got a badass sprinter. So which one would you actually take right now? Had to choose.

[Spenny]

I've been thinking about this, and I think that a Sprinter would be nice for the whole team.

[Ken]

There's a toilet, except for it has.

[Spenny]

A toilet, and I think that that is going to be a maintenance nightmare. So I think we're going to take. We're going to take the black Z06 when we win in five years.

[Ryan]

Nasty turn into a drift car.

[Ken]

And honestly, we don't need the toilet in the Sprinter van. I finally introduced my fellow teammates on this trip to the Gatorade bottle. Dude, we were two minutes away from the Airbnb two times. Multiple times. We're about to pull up, and Dalton's got his schlong in a Gatorade bottle.

[Spenny]

Just want to say that I'm so glad that the team shook out the way I did, because I. I think some of us wouldn't have survived.

[Ryan]

You guys seems easily the grossest. Easily the grossest. All right.

[Ken]

To run down to the bar. Mike's not drinking, so he's the safe driver. We're going to go out for night. And they hop in. There's like, three piss jugs on the floor.

[Gavin]

So not. Okay.

[Ken]

You guys get rid of these. You're like, oh, yeah, you're right. We dump them out. Keep the jugs.

[Spenny]

What?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Is it. Just threw it on our car at one point when we were driving down the road.

[Ben]

Think of this, Mike.

[Evan]

I mean, I've done it before. I feel like we did introduce Dalton to it, but, like, I mean, that doesn't gross me out.

[Ben]

Really?

[Evan]

Yeah. Well, I. I do make. I make. I, like, made to Dalton the day I'm like, get rid of the piss.

[Spenny]

I don't want.

[Ryan]

We can keep the bottle if we.

[Gavin]

Got to use it again. But I'm like, it shouldn't even be a conversation.

[Ken]

You know how much time we've saved.

[Spenny]

Yeah, first everywhere.

[Ben]

No, we've been first everywhere.

[Ken]

Everybody is actually delusional.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I think we've actually been first everywhere.

[Ben]

No, besides, for yesterday, we've been. We've been running the show.

[Ken]

You guys were still sitting at the hotel when we already had one, had purchased a vehicle. We've been in the lead since it started.

[Gavin]

We'll give you that. Man, you guys were off to a.

[Ben]

Very hot start, honestly. Kind of put the fire underneath us, and we were just. Then we. That's what put us between a rock and a hard place. Between, yeah, this shitty ass Jeep and this 1980s Mercedes.

[Ken]

Is he the rock and Ken the hard place or what are you saying, Ben?

[Ben]

Oh, no, I have not been. I have not been partaking in the backseat adventures. Let's stay.

[Gavin]

What happens in Mercedes. Stayed the Mercedes. Right, Ken?

[Ryan]

The only thing I kind of wish the teams would have shook it out a little differently for is just, you know, Dalton being with. With you on Mike and Evan's team, he's just such a young, impressionable, you know, he was a sharp young man. Like, I've just watched him slowly become.

[Ben]

More like Evan and Mike.

[Gavin]

Like, he.

[Ryan]

He is very similar to them now, you know?

[Ken]

No, I think we've sculpted him. Sculpted him into a very respectful.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you've definitely sculpted him. Yeah. So I don't know. Is it just me that's noticing this?

[Ben]

Well, how. Here's what happened yesterday. We. We needed somebody to take our camera. And so what do you do when some, you know, ask the camera guy.

[Gavin]

Take the camera, please.

[Ben]

We go, hey, Dalton, can you take this camera so it doesn't get stolen out of our car because we had to go and get lunch and we don't have any back windows or anything. And he said, yeah, you, and slammed the door.

[Gavin]

He's our camera guy.

[Evan]

He's our camera.

[Gavin]

It is true.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he's. Yeah, that's how. That's what I'm saying. That's been a lot of situations like that, and I'm just like, man, that.

[Evan]

Has nothing to do with Evan and.

[Ben]

I. I mean, I think 100. That's the attitude.

[Evan]

When I first started, we were like, we're a team. That's it.

[Ben]

Yeah, but he's still the company's cameraman.

[Evan]

Well, yeah, that's where it got hairy. So you can't be mad. We can't be mad.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

That's actually a super bizarre scenario. It is. I thought we were, like, three separate teams.

[Gavin]

No, I mean, still, we're all one big team just trying to make some fun happen.

[Ben]

But, yeah, yeah, I mean. I mean, yeah, we could have just left our camera there and let it get stolen, but, I mean, we also.

[Ken]

Don'T have a window and broken doors.

[Ben]

No, I know, but you guys were driving. We were leaving it there so the glue could dry.

[Ryan]

That has been one of my concerns is that our camera will get stolen and we will lose. Well, granted, we've been backing up every night, but, like, at one point, we had it in our car and I was very nervous because we were. We were just at, like, a coffee shop, but, like, went back because I was so worried someone was gonna break in. Take it. You know how much.

[Spenny]

We created over that camera.

[Ryan]

Get that back. You just can't. And it's. But yeah. So luckily, no, no cameras have been stolen. But I understand why you.

[Gavin]

Have you guys ever left a camera somewhere with footage on it?

[Ryan]

Left it?

[Gavin]

Yep.

[Ken]

Not ran a few over.

[Evan]

I ran a camera over. I just actually got that out for a repair.

[Ben]

What'd you run that over with, like, three years ago?

[Ryan]

SEMA truck.

[Evan]

Bronco?

[Ryan]

No, it was on our SEMA truck. You had it set on the tire, I thought, and you moved it back.

[Ken]

Well, the one Mike's talking about was when me and him and Tr. Deep Tom were out there and he ran it over.

[Ben]

Just.

[Evan]

Literally just ran.

[Ken]

It was on the front tire, and you ran over with the front tire, and we told you to stop, and by the time you stopped, you were.

[Ben]

Exactly on top of the rear tire.

[Ken]

That's pretty standard.

[Evan]

Like, that's standard for me.

[Ben]

I'm an idiot. Didn't we run that camera, though, as a podcast camera for, like, three years after that?

[Ryan]

They're tough, dude.

[Ken]

Just a crack. It should crack screen.

[Ryan]

The thing is, though, is, like, I don't even know how many cameras we've gone through. I mean, probably. Yeah, I was going to say a dozen, maybe. Maybe more. But, like. And they're very expensive, but you use them every single day. And, like, they're just a tool. But, yeah, we've. We've broken a ton of cameras, and no one really cares about the camera. It's just the footage in it.

[Gavin]

Yeah, 100%.

[Ryan]

We've lost footage probably maybe a little more than a handful of times. And. And it's always very it's just. It's just a real bummer.

[Gavin]

Heartbreaking, huh?

[Ben]

It really is.

[Gavin]

Yeah. Last time I was leaving Fargo, my flight got canceled, right? So they're like, all right, go pick up your bags at the baggage claim. So I go to the back.

[Ken]

Did you spend an extra night in Fargo that time?

[Gavin]

Chill, chill, easy. We'll tell that later.

[Spenny]

You never told us about that.

[Gavin]

I thought we might get into that. We might start talking about that. But let me tell the first part.

[Spenny]

You called me and told me you didn't need your flight rebook. I got it.

[Ken]

I take care of it, baby.

[Gavin]

For my bag to come around. And then all of a sudden, the cop comes up to me, right? And he's all being pretty cool. He's like, dude, your flight is. They're about to take back off. And so for some reason, I got all pumped up. I was starting to talk to him. He's one of your buddies, actually.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Yeah. So shaking hands with him. And next thing you know, I was like, all right, I'm take off to the frontier desk and start talking to them, see if this flight's actually going to take off. So I take off to the frontier desk. Five minutes goes by, waiting in line, no camera in hand.

[Spenny]

Dude, no.

[Gavin]

Oh, worst feeling ever. I start running around the whole airport like, oh, like, yeah, just like I have chicken with no head on. And next thing you know, I'm in the bathroom. Couldn't find it in the bathroom. Next thing you know, at the frontier desk. Still not around the frontier desk anywhere. Right where I was talking to the cop. It was sitting there. But holy crap, was that a heart drop. I feel like, oh, my gosh. Because it had all the footage on it still. And you just can't replace that. You can't. Yeah.

[Evan]

Almost dropped a couple tears at the tear desk.

[Ken]

So you made the flight?

[Gavin]

Well, no, the flight. Yeah, the flight took off at 2am.

[Ken]

So you got a hotel?

[Gavin]

I vetoed that. And no, I didn't get a hotel either. I got a ride back into Fargo, and I had a good night.

[Ryan]

You just wish you would have known the pelvis method back then.

[Gavin]

You're not wrong.

[Ben]

That's what we call a quick turnaround.

[Gavin]

Very, very quick turnaround in both ways. But, yeah, I had a great night. She made me some food, and next thing you know, hopping on a flight and 9am pasta? No, it's actually chicken and rice.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Ben]

A big boy like you? Yeah. She wanted to plump you up.

[Gavin]

You think so? I hope not. I think I'm Already pretty plumped trying.

[Evan]

To plump a guy up on a one night stand.

[Gavin]

Exactly. I don't know. It was great chicken, though. And don't regret anything. How to buy a 500 plane ticket. But it was worth it.

[Ben]

I think we've probably broke more drones than anything. I swear, Ken treats a drone just like a, like, destroyer.

[Ryan]

Disposable battery.

[Ben]

Paper airplane, dude. As soon as the battery on the drone is dead, he's just like, all right, time to get a new one.

[Spenny]

A tree.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Filmer has ruined this one way more than I have.

[Ben]

No, you've. No, you've toasted way more GoPro or.

[Ryan]

Drones in, like, four years.

[Ben]

Yeah, but you toasted like four in three years.

[Ryan]

Every time Ken would.

[Ben]

He'd be like, all right, like, six drones.

[Ryan]

All right, Ken, get the drone up. Ken's got the drone. You walk over there, you come back a minute and a half later. How's it looking, Ken? It's crashed. I hit a tree. I hit a tree.

[Gavin]

We're like, what?

[Ryan]

I already got a new one coming. He already got a new one coming.

[Ken]

I think it was right around when I started with you guys, but it was one of those where it had crashed, and he literally did that. Yeah, there's another one on the way.

[Ryan]

He ordered a new one before it hit the ground. Yeah.

[Gavin]

Saw it falling.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he had a new one on the way before I hit the ground.

[Gavin]

He keeps them in the cart ready to go. Just has to hit by.

[Spenny]

Good boys.

[Ben]

Yeah, good.

[Spenny]

How's our. How's our food coming, bud?

[Gavin]

You got asparagus or what else you running?

[Ken]

There's gonna be some stinky piss jugs tomorrow.

[Evan]

Come on now.

[Ryan]

Oh, my gosh. Well, see, that's what I'm talking about. Just. Just gross. I'm glad. Not in the van. We good on this one?

[Ben]

We're good.

[Ryan]

I know we got a short turnaround time for this podcast, so we can't go super long, but yeah, thank you guys for listening. We'll be back next Tuesday. And stay tuned for the Cheap car challenge. Two part video. It's going to be like three weeks from now, but it's going to be legendary, so hit the subscribe button. We'll see you guys next time.

[Ken]

Keep your stick on the ice.

[Gavin]

Let's go, fellas.