Podcast Summary: Life Wide Open with CboysTV
Episode Title: CboysTV Takes an IQ Test
Release Date: August 29, 2023
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Mike
Episode Overview
This lively episode centers around the CboysTV crew taking a MENSA IQ test live on the podcast, comparing their results, and reflecting on what intelligence really means in their lives and work. The conversation meanders from facial hair mishaps and social media stories to deeper discussions about success, community, and the impact of their YouTube channel. The crew maintains their classic banter, revealing insecurities, roasting each other, and sharing candid behind-the-scenes moments.
Key Discussion Points & Notable Moments
1. Facial Hair Disasters, TikTok Trends, and Team Roasts
- [00:00–05:20]
- Mike returns to the podcast freshly shaved, prompting a chain of roasts and self-deprecating jokes. The crew debates the impact of facial hair on appearance and confidence.
- “Oh. Your neck and your chin almost look like the same thing.” — Ben [00:22]
- Discussions about weird TikTok trends (like “Jawsersizer” and “suck on your tongue for a better jawline”) lead to more playful teasing.
2. Behind-the-Scenes Antics and Stunts
- [05:20–10:40]
- Recounting a montage of recent stunts and mishaps: Ken throwing out the trash (“Ken yeeting the garbage all over the yard” [05:40]) and motorcycle fails.
- Evan’s risky high-speed motorcycle rides spark debates about wearing helmets.
- The crew stresses the importance of safety:
- “The last thing we need is to be sweeping you off the PA because you thought you would look cooler without a helmet.” — Ben [08:25]
3. Concussions, Wellness and Shop Life
- [11:15–16:23]
- Ken describes recovering from a concussion after a golf cart accident and shares his experience with a hyperbaric oxygen chamber.
- Insights into the Cboys’ workplace: dusty merch rooms, air purifiers, and folding shirts (with named “dust bunnies”).
4. Taking the MENSA IQ Test (Main Segment)
- [16:23–24:25]
- The group receives laptops to take the MENSA IQ test. Spectators are encouraged to guess the outcome.
- Predictions: Most think Ryan or Ken will get the highest score, Mike the lowest.
- Tension rises during the timed test, culminating in the surprise reveal of scores:
- Mike: 110
- Ken: 102
- Evan: 100
- Ryan: 97
- Ben: 97
- “You guys are so, so lucky that I don’t talk shit.” — Mike [20:35]
- Self-doubt and reflection after the revelation; Mike enjoys an unexpected victory. Ryan and Ben, both with college degrees, get the lowest scores.
5. Breaking Down IQ, Intelligence, and Success
- [24:25–25:28]
- The crew debates what IQ really means, and stress that intelligence is multifaceted and not a predictor of real-world achievement.
- “You don't have to be smart at all to be considered successful, you know.” — Ken [24:09]
- “Not at all. I mean, look at Lil Pump.” — Mike [25:21] (on success not correlating directly with IQ)
- The crew debates what IQ really means, and stress that intelligence is multifaceted and not a predictor of real-world achievement.
6. Trick Questions and Comic Relief
- [25:28–27:44]
- Ben fires off classic IQ “trick questions” for comic relief; the crew redeems themselves and lightens the mood.
7. Story Time: Legendary Snapchat Prank
- [27:44–44:28]
- The group reminisces about a chaotic early CboysTV moment: Jake posts an explicit photo on Ken’s Snapchat, Ken panics, and the aftermath becomes a beloved inside joke.
- Infamous quote:
- “Ben, you are literally too stupid to even talk to right now.” — Ken [38:53]
- This moment becomes canonical in the group’s dynamic and ongoing roast culture.
8. Mike’s New House and Neighborhood Life
- [44:28–48:00]
- Mike discusses moving into his first home, meeting quirky neighbors, and kid-friendly street life.
- Gentle warnings from neighbors not to bring Cboys shenanigans to the block, in the friendliest way possible.
9. Reflections on Positive Impact and Community
- [50:09–56:03]
- Serious moment as the team reflects on the positive effect their videos and personalities have on fans facing difficult times.
- Ken shares a heartwarming compliment from his dad about the group’s value beyond traditional careers:
- “He was saying, like, what I've ... what we've done now ... I think you have done a lot better for the world than you would have as even a chiropractor... Because, like, you look at how many people you impact each and every week and ... bring joy to.” — Ken [51:17]
- Fans and families regularly watch CboysTV together as a weekly ritual.
10. Spirituality, Purpose, and Fulfillment
- [58:50–66:18]
- Ben recounts a touching encounter with a stranger and a pastor who offered to pray for his neck pain, which surprisingly gave him relief and comfort.
- The guys discuss spirituality, finding “church” in nature and friendship, and the universal need for purpose:
- “There's something beautiful about being, like, with our friend, snowmobiling or dirt biking or something like that, that, you know, those people, if you broke your leg right now, they will do everything they can to help you." — Ryan [63:10]
- “I think what church gives a lot of people is like a purpose.” — Ben [64:13]
11. Critical Look at Mega Churches and Televised Pastors
- [67:25–73:10]
- The group critiques televangelists and “prosperity gospel” preachers who accumulate vast wealth and display extreme extravagance, with special mention of Kenneth Copeland and Joel Osteen.
- “He described flying commercial as a metal tube filled with demons.” — Evan [68:57]
- They express skepticism about the motivations and ethical standing of such religious leaders.
12. Episode Wrap-Up: Personal Growth, Roasts, and Friendship
- [73:08–end]
- The boys wrap up the rollercoaster conversation with appreciation for each other and their friendship.
- “We found out who was dumb, who was smart. We dove deep into a story that Ken did not want us to do. We got soft. We talked about religion ... and you guys are my best friends. Appreciate you guys.” — Mike [73:08]
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- On helmet safety:
“The last thing we need is to be sweeping you off the PA because you thought you would look cooler without a helmet.” — Ben [08:25] - On achievement:
“You don't have to be smart at all to be considered successful, you know.” — Ken [24:09] - Legendary roast:
“Ben, you are literally too stupid to even talk to right now.” — Ken [38:53] - After IQ results:
“You guys are so, so lucky that I don’t talk shit.” — Mike [20:35] - On impact:
“You bring a lot of joy to people ... you should be proud of that. Thanks. And you’re also not the dumbest out of all of us, Ken.” — Ryan [50:01] - On spiritual community:
“I think what church gives a lot of people is like a purpose.” — Ben [64:13] - On finding purpose and gratitude:
“I'm way more appreciative about a situation than I am anything else almost always. Or I guess I should say optimistic...” — Mike [65:04]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 00:00–05:20 — Shaving mishaps and playful roasts
- 05:20–10:40 — Weekend antics and helmet safety debate
- 11:15–16:23 — Injury talk, air purifiers, and workspace banter
- 16:23–24:25 — MENSA IQ test (setup, taking, reveal, reactions)
- 24:25–25:28 — What does IQ really mean?
- 25:28–27:44 — Trick questions and comic relief
- 27:44–44:28 — Infamous Snapchat prank and group lore
- 44:28–48:00 — Mike’s new house, neighborhood antics
- 50:09–56:03 — Reflections on YouTube’s positive impact
- 58:50–66:18 — Spiritual encounters, purpose, meaning
- 67:25–73:10 — Mega-churches and critiques of televangelists
- 73:08–end — Wrap-up, appreciation, jokes about intelligence
Episode Tone and Takeaways
The episode is a blend of classic CboysTV humor—teasing, roasts, and outlandish stories—with moments of sincere vulnerability and self-reflection. The crew seamlessly shifts between hilarious anecdotes, heartfelt admissions, and meaningful philosophical discussions. Listeners are invited to question traditional definitions of intelligence and success while appreciating the unique impact of friendship, community, and their own passions.
CboysTV’s brand of camaraderie, honesty, and laughter shines, leaving both fans and newcomers with a sense of belonging—and probably a desire to take an IQ test of their own!
For the full experience, listen on your favorite podcast platform and take the IQ test linked in their episode description!
