CboysTV's Browsing History Exposed

Summary

Podcast Summary: Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: CboysTV's Browsing History Exposed
Release Date: July 18, 2023
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Micah

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Overview

This episode is a classic example of the CboysTV crew’s unfiltered banter, shifting from lighthearted ribbing about tech mishaps and personal quirks to random viral internet lore, behind-the-scenes business talk, and odd news stories. The guys navigate everything from exposing questionable browser histories at the shop to joking about reckless content destruction, reflecting on viral memes, discussing ocean piracy, and confessing to OCD-adjacent habits, all in their signature, spontaneous style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. “The Hub-Gate” - Exposing Browsing Histories

• [01:02] The group discusses a new Wi-Fi system that logs web traffic at their shop, revealing unexpected visits to “the Hub.”
  • Disclosure of which devices (various iPhones and their models) accessed the site leads to playful accusations and denials.
  • Debate about whether the activity came from residents, guests, or random Wi-Fi users.
• Memorable Moment:
  • Ken: "The only two that live here? Evan and Mike."
  • Ryan: "Or do we have a work jerker?"
  • Evan: "Wasn’t me. I don’t do that here." [02:32]
• [02:57] Ryan retells a story of being wrongly accused at his old job for leaving the site open on a work computer, leading to speculation about workplace pranks.

2. Tech Battles: Apple vs. Windows & Phone Flexing

• [05:13] The crew reminisces about broken computers and the notorious "Windows vs Mac" debate. Ken jokes that Mac users are the normies, while Windows users are the "nerds."
• [06:30] The status symbol of not using a phone case is dissected, with Ben and Ryan agreeing it's a "flex":
  • Ryan: "It's like you don't care about money so much, you don't even care if your phone breaks." [06:39]
• Mike details a catalogue of phone mishaps—running it over with various vehicles, losing it inside a Harley trike, and generally leaving it in precarious places.

3. Sartorial Silliness & Fashion Philosophy

• [10:05] The guys wax poetic about "man purses" (satchels and fanny packs), debating their practicality and style.
  • Ken: "You look kind of like a douche canoe, sometimes." [10:27]
  • Mike asserts his use isn’t a style statement, but a practical choice.
  • Humorous story of Mike crashing a fancy Fourth of July party in swimwear and a satchel, standing out among wealthy locals in business casual. [13:24]
• Reflections on wearing anything with confidence, fashion routines, and the irony of not thinking about clothes at all.

4. Viral Internet Lore: The Story Behind 'Barry'

• [20:53] The crew talks about the infamous "Barry" meme.
  • Ben explains the background: The man was not a porn star but took the picture for money, and it went viral posthumously.
  • Evan confirms via Google that the photo was Photoshopped: "FYI, his dong is Photoshopped." [22:50]
• Humorous speculation about viral fame, famous names, and what makes a name “iconic.”

5. Destructive Filming, Reckless Fun & Responsibility

• [26:32] The crew reflects on their tendency to destroy vehicles and gadgets for content.
  • Ruined Smart cars, Subarus, and the “monster” they’ve created in Evan, who’s compared to a kid whose “dad is super rich and he doesn’t care about the financial consequences.” [29:04]
  • Mike: "We fucked up our first kid." [29:48]
• Despite the cost, everyone agrees it makes for entertaining videos, and live fast—sometimes literally at the rev limiter.

6. Habits, OCD Quirks & Superstitions

• [33:33] The group admits to mild OCD behaviors—counting gulps of water from the faucet, rituals while putting in contacts, drying off after showers, and maintaining even temperatures in vehicles.
  • Mike: "Just weird things like, if I’m drinking out of the faucet, I have to take 10 drinks." [00:10, 33:45]
  • Discussion about whether these rituals are OCD or just odd routines.
  • Ryan shares being superstitious—like deleting an app after dreaming about being chased by police, so as not to “connect the dots” and make it real. [32:43]

7. Car Customization, Bronco Raptor & Wheel Talk

• [39:05] Ken reviews his Ford Bronco Raptor—praises the exhaust and leather steering wheel, but regrets the pricey carbon fiber package.
  • Talks about customizing with trendy wheels and the lack of good options for certain vehicles.
  • Ryan: "There just is not that many options, and I wanted a good look."

8. Weird News: Surfboard-Stealing Otter & Sea Shepherds

• [44:19] The gang gets into an oddball news story of an otter in Santa Cruz hijacking surfboards from surfers:
  • Ryan: "It's riding the surfboard... an aggressive sea otter in California hassling locals by riding boards she stole." [44:52]
  • They discuss ottertude and whose side the ocean is on.
• [47:53] Discussion shifts to "Sea Shepherds," anti-whaling vigilantes who physically ram illegal whaling ships.
  • Mike: "They’re called Sea Shepherds – they accept donations and ram poachers at sea." [49:49]
  • Banter about legality on international waters, pirate tactics, and Deadliest Catch scenarios.

9. Fishing Oddities: Noodling & TikTok Trends

• [54:28] The hosts consider trying out “noodling”—catching catfish by sticking hands into holes.
  • Amusement over the niche’s popularity, especially among “hot girls on TikTok.”
  • Ken: "I feel like that’s something you should do for a video alone."
  • Mike: "If you don’t get noodled you’re not a part of the crew anymore, dude." [56:58]

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Highlighted Quotes

• On Browsing History:

  • Ken: “I think Ken would love nothing more than for Evan to take his job on the podcast.” [00:56]
  • Ryan: "Or do we have a work jerker?" [01:40]

• On Fashion and Confidence:

  • Ryan: "I think there's a little beauty in that, you know, that some people can just pull something off." [15:04]
  • Ben: "I think if you wear it with confidence, you can wear anything." [16:29]

• On ‘Barry’ and Going Viral:

  • Ben: "You'd have thought he was, like, a porn star. Dude, that's just..." [21:57]
  • Evan: "FYI, his dong is Photoshopped." [22:50]

• On Reckless Destruction:

  • Ken: "Evan’s almost like his dad is super rich and he doesn’t care about the financial consequences of his actions." [29:04]
  • Ben: "We've created a monster is what you’re saying." [29:40]
  • Mike: "We fucked up our first kid." [29:48]

• On OCD and Rituals:

  • Mike: "Just weird things, like if I'm drinking out of the faucet, I have to take 10 drinks." [33:45]
  • Ken: “That’s like OCD. To a T.” [33:54]
  • Ryan: “Sometimes I do things like… I go back and do it the right way because I don’t want like the bad, bad something.” [33:03]

• On Otter Chaos:

  • Ryan: "An aggressive sea otter in California is hassling locals by riding boards she stole from the surfers in the lineup." [44:56]
  • Ken: "Do you think this sea otter knows what they're doing?" [45:17]

• On Sea Shepherds:

  • Mike: "They're called Sea Shepherds—just a nonprofit, ramming whaling ships." [49:49]
  • Ben: "Can you imagine trying to outrun that thing?" [51:03]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00–02:44: Exposing the Hub-Browsing devices and Wi-Fi banter
• 03:17–04:41: Workplace web mishaps, pranks, and computer chaos
• 05:13–07:59: Tech loyalty, phone flexing, mishandling expensive gadgets
• 10:05–14:22: Satchels, fanny packs, party fashion faux pas, confidence
• 20:53–23:44: Barry meme origins and viral fame discussion
• 26:32–31:05: Reckless content destruction, responsibility, & monster behavior
• 32:42–37:02: OCD, superstitions, and personal routines
• 39:05–41:58: Bronco Raptor review and wheel talk
• 44:19–46:37: Otter steals surfboards, ocean animals vs. humans
• 47:53–54:04: Sea Shepherds, international law, and oceanic piracy
• 54:28–57:03: Noodling, TikTok trends, and group video ideas

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Memorable Moments

• [13:24] Mike’s encounter at a swanky Fourth of July party, shirtless and with a fanny pack, juxtaposed amid a crowd of Tommy Bahama-clad locals.
• [22:50] The moment Evan busts the crew’s bubble: "FYI, his dong is Photoshopped."
• [29:40] The "We've created a monster" discussion about letting Evan loose on expensive toys for content’s sake.
• [44:56] The whole crew gets invested in the saga of a surfboard-stealing sea otter.
• [49:49] The group’s amazement and approval of vigilante “Sea Shepherds” combating illegal whaling by ramming ships.

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Tone & Style Notes

The episode is driven by good-natured teasing, group storytelling, playful mock-therapy, and occasional deep thoughts, all punctuated with irreverence. The conversation jumps quickly from topic to topic but consistently returns to themes of camaraderie, their internet-fueled lifestyles, and the ridiculous things they get up to—both on and off camera.

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For listeners new and old, this episode provides the full CboysTV experience: candid, chaotic, and always Life Wide Open.

Transcript

[Ken]

Evan's almost like his dad is super rich and he doesn't care about, like, the financial consequences of his actions.

[Ben]

They've created a monster.

[Mike]

I wouldn't consider myself ocd, but just weird things, like if I'm drinking out of the faucet, I have to take 10 drinks.

[Ken]

I think that is, like.

[Mike]

That's like OCD.

[Ken]

Yeah, to a T. So do you.

[Ben]

Guys know the backstory on Barry?

[Ryan]

You come with some Hot Topics this week?

[Evan]

Absolutely not.

[Mike]

He came with. He came with some hot wings.

[Ben]

That's it.

[Ryan]

No Hot Topics. The comments consensus is Evan might be coming for your job gripes. Are you worried about possibly losing your job on this podcast?

[Evan]

You think Evan has enough words that he can string a sentence together with?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, he did pretty dang good last time.

[Evan]

I don't know what's going on.

[Ryan]

And now you got your mouth full of food. You're munching back there. I've been working all morning. You probably got the Hub pulled up on your computer.

[Ben]

Jeez.

[Mike]

But yeah, that.

[Ken]

I think Ken would love nothing more than for Evan to take his job on the podcast.

[Ben]

I was going to say that doesn't sound that bad for him. He doesn't have to do anything then.

[Evan]

So, speaking of the Hub. I'm not going to say that.

[Mike]

What?

[Ryan]

What? You can't blue ball us like that.

[Evan]

So we changed our WI fi, and one of the things, it shows web traffic to different websites. One of the top sites has been the Hub.

[Mike]

No, really?

[Evan]

Not top, but, like, it's identified.

[Ben]

Hold on. Does it say what they're, like, searching? Like, what kind of category? Or nothing.

[Evan]

It just shows traffic.

[Ken]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. For here or your house?

[Evan]

For here.

[Ryan]

For here.

[Ken]

Well, who. Who's the only one that lives here?

[Ryan]

Who's the one.

[Ken]

The only two that lives?

[Ben]

Evan and Mike.

[Ryan]

Or do we have a work jerker?

[Ben]

I don't think.

[Ryan]

Okay, pull it up.

[Evan]

There are three devices. Oh, 13 Pro Max, an 11 Pro Max, and a 14 Pro Max.

[Ken]

Neither of them are me. That's not.

[Mike]

I got.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

That'S funny. So how many visits?

[Evan]

It doesn't say that. It just says three clients have visited the Hub. No, it just says in the last 30 days.

[Ryan]

That is interesting.

[Ken]

Okay. And keeping tabs.

[Mike]

Who's got an 11 here?

[Ben]

Evan used to have an 11, and.

[Mike]

Now Evans, Evan is the 11 and the 13. And then one of you. You guys are the 14.

[Ken]

I don't have a 14. I have a 12.

[Ryan]

It could have been a visitor.

[Mike]

I have a 12. C.J. has a 14. Ken has a 14. Ryan has a 14.

[Ken]

Ken, did you just self Narciss?

[Evan]

Wasn't me. I don't do that here.

[Ben]

Oh, I do have a 14 y. I. I promise you. I don't have time to go on, I guess.

[Mike]

Well, we could have random people connecting to our WI fi and maybe Rich.

[Ben]

When he was here.

[Mike]

Could be.

[Ken]

Could have been Rich column. Hey, we just got a notification from our WI fi provider.

[Mike]

What do you want me to do about it?

[Ken]

Yeah, he'd probably just be like, oh.

[Ben]

Yeah, that was me.

[Mike]

I already left.

[Ryan]

I actually almost got in trouble at my old job at the car washing place because someone just during the night shift that I was the manager for was on Craigslist on the Men Seeking Women page and then on the hub and they were like, hey, you left a tab open on the computer for the hub. You can't be doing that at work.

[Ken]

How do you forgive. You got in trouble for that.

[Ryan]

I got pretty damn comfortable. I'm the guy who was the only one who was supposed to be using the computer.

[Ken]

The night manager.

[Ryan]

I was the night manager and I was like, listen, guys, I am not the most responsible human being in the world, but I am not work jerking or looking at the hub at the main desk on a computer.

[Mike]

Computer he's not even allowed to be on.

[Ryan]

No, I was allowed.

[Ken]

No, he.

[Ryan]

Because he.

[Mike]

Well, someone was looking up the hub on the.

[Ryan]

Technically. Yeah, somebody was. So that's what I was saying. It was somebody else. Nickel. Well, you're the only person.

[Mike]

Right.

[Ben]

And that.

[Mike]

That's what I mean. And whoever that somebody was wasn't even allowed to be on that computer, let alone doing that. Leaving the tab open. Yeah.

[Ryan]

So the. The morning manager came in, popped open the web browser, and the hub came up. So I think someone was trying to sabotage.

[Ben]

Could have been a prank.

[Ryan]

I think it was a prank. Yeah.

[Ken]

What did we. Who did that? Jake did that to Justin's computer in college at the college house. But some, like, gave him a very, very graphic. Justin came back to the house on Monday and. And had been on his computer all weekend. And he was like, my computer, I have so many viruses now.

[Ryan]

And he's work.

[Ken]

He's looking into like the. The back log of the computer and he's, oh, my God, this is so bad.

[Ben]

Did it. Did it fry the computer? I can't remember.

[Ken]

I think it did mess it up to the point where he had to do. Where he had to get a new one, and he blamed Jake for it. I think Jake chipped in for it. Really? I want to say something like this.

[Ben]

But didn't he chip in once he broke your computer then? There's a lot of broken computers there. Because then he had a fidget spinner and it hit your screen, right?

[Ken]

Yeah, I was. I was sitting there, I had my computer on my lap finishing up some.

[Mike]

Stuff for the video. Probably some. Some Instagram reels.

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah, it must have been. I just remember. And he was spinning. He was spinning it and he chucked it. He went to chuck it at my nuts and he missed my nuts and it hit my computer screen. But it might be about. And it shattered my computer screen.

[Ryan]

No way. Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

That house did take down some computers. Yeah.

[Ryan]

I always remember Justin being like, no, Windows computers are the best. And he had like five computers he had to get in.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Every year because the never worked. And Ken was still up until like a year ago using the MacBook Air. He got in like 2009.

[Evan]

Yeah, I had my MacBook Air from 2013. I just got rid of it last year.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[Ben]

I think Windows you can do a lot more with. But yeah, they just go. They get old so quick and they slow down, like, you know, so quick again. Like the type of people to argue.

[Ken]

A Windows computer are the same people using Androids.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Makes no sense.

[Ryan]

A losing battle.

[Ken]

It makes no sense. And besides, for the people that are like, oh, no, it only makes sense. This is. I feel like the ones that are using it are nerds, though. And they're like actually using it before they need it. Yeah, they're like using it for like all their software shit that they got to do. The rest of us normies, the guys that don't need that, Apple. Apple's do just fine.

[Mike]

I think it's way more bold to call out Windows users than it is Android users, but I still agree Windows users, you know, Android is just a given socially, they should be shunned. And then Windows, everyone's like, well, listen, clearly half the world uses Windows.

[Ryan]

I don't know. I think it's kind of like an American thing, though. I think other countries use different systems.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Did you guys see. Well, actually, I sent the article in our group chat with all of our friends that not having a case on your phone is a status symbol now.

[Ben]

I agree.

[Ryan]

Because it's like you don't care about money so much. You don't even care if your phone breaks.

[Ben]

I agree. 100. It's a flex. Like if you see someone rolling around with no case and like, a brand new phone. You're like, God damn.

[Ryan]

Like, Mike, you aren't a flexer. Put that away.

[Ken]

Dude's already been flexing.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ben]

You know the problem with doing that, though? I honestly don't mind it.

[Mike]

I like it.

[Ben]

It feels cool.

[Ryan]

Whatever.

[Ben]

Yeah, it's definitely a flex. But, like, you set it down and your camera is just right. You're like. I feel like I'm just scratching up my camera lens.

[Ryan]

Like, I think they make.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Cases that, like, literally just bump out around your camera.

[Ken]

They.

[Mike]

It's even just like. Yeah. Glass sticky.

[Ben]

Yeah, I had one of those and it up. It didn't take good pictures. It wouldn't focus.

[Ken]

Oh.

[Ryan]

Because it went over them.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I feel like you want to mess with. I didn't even know that the back I did crackable. Oh, like, really?

[Mike]

No. So it goes on and off. Remember, for a while they'd go like, glass metal back. Glass metal back for iPhones. And now they're back to glass and you can crack it. And apparently the. The back is harder to fix than.

[Ryan]

The front because everything's glued to the back.

[Mike]

And I don't even know I did this with a case on it. I just, like, took my case off one day and the thing was in 4 billion pieces.

[Ryan]

Well, you are always leaving your phone in very precarious.

[Mike]

No, I. I'll take all the blame for that.

[Evan]

Like, wasn't it broken after the skid steer ran it over?

[Mike]

Yeah, this has been broken for a long time. The only downside to it is you can't go in the water. I'm a big advocate for. IPhones are pretty waterproof. You can go in the water with them. Like, I filmed the. When you sunk the snowmobile, I went down with my phone and just filmed the whole thing. It was pretty fun. But now I can't do that. But I set on the skid steer track, and then it got ran over by the skid steer and didn't break the screen. The front.

[Ben]

That's amazing.

[Mike]

It fell off the golf cart when Evan and I got stuck in the mud and I ran it over and did a burnout on the screen. And there's like, scratches.

[Ben]

Like, deliberately did not burn out.

[Mike]

Or we got back to the. The shop and I was like, where's my phone? And it was buried in the mud.

[Ben]

It's pretty unfortunate when you do the burnout run it over. Yeah, I also, after I ran over, I did a burnout.

[Mike]

Well, and yeah, because I was stuck in the mountain, it's like on the funk.

[Ryan]

That's how you got traction to get out.

[Ken]

Yeah. I think the most Mike putting his phone in weird places things ever was when we were filming a video with the Harley trike. And there's like this little pocket on the gas tank of the Harley trike. And Mike thought it would be a good idea to put his phone in that pocket, even though he wasn't riding it. I think you just saw, like a night nice spot to set your phone. Puts it in there, closes it down. You maybe like, chap it in there. Couldn't find it. Couldn't find his phone for days. Maybe not days, but a full day. Full day. And I was like, I'm pretty sure it's in the Harley trike that you just saw Evan sitting on. And you went, I'm gonna put my phone in there.

[Mike]

Well, it depends on Evan. Wrote it one day, and then I wrote another day. But I do remember that because it was like, literally weird that you said it like that, putting it in a chap. But yeah, it was like 11.

[Ken]

So that's why, like, you run your phone over with this kid steer. You do burnouts in a golf cart.

[Mike]

Put it down, Put it down.

[Ken]

In the strangest places.

[Mike]

And that does come from them being so damn big. I always like the max, but it's in my pocket. And it feels like you're carrying a small bracelet.

[Ken]

Really?

[Ryan]

Especially in the summer. You always are wearing pockets or something.

[Ben]

I mean, I never have that problem.

[Mike]

These shorts are, like, tiny.

[Ryan]

You could start wearing, like a little purse.

[Ben]

Itty bitty shorts.

[Mike]

Shorts, Yes. I got a little satchel.

[Ken]

Yeah. And I don't think that's the play.

[Mike]

No.

[Ryan]

I'm gonna be honest.

[Ben]

I do not think anyone looks with one of them things on.

[Ken]

One of my good friends, Jace, I talk about him on this podcast all the time because he's. He's such a. What's a nice way to put this? Anyway, yeah, he's got a satchel, and he's always wearing it. And every time he's wearing it, I'm always patent it to see if anything is in there. 90 of the time, nothing's in there. It's a style satchel. But you look kind of like a douche canoe. Some.

[Ben]

Sometimes the only time I think when it's like, it makes sense for them to wear it is like some of them big high rollers in Vegas, they. They wear it because then it's like they, like, they have it strapped and they have, like, probably 50 to 100 grand like in it. Because you can't put that in your pocket and you don't really have anywhere else to put it. So they put it there and it's on their body. But otherwise.

[Ken]

But it's like a Gucci one that's like.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Then it's a little lame I think when it's just a plain black one and you're like there's some purpose.

[Ken]

But yeah, otherwise most time there is purpose behind it, especially if you're like running or doing something. But like if you're just wearing it as a style piece, I think it.

[Ben]

Makes you look cool. Man. Purse, man.

[Mike]

I guess I'll clear the record then. I definitely wasn't wearing it as a style piece.

[Ken]

Oh, you haven't been because you have been wearing this. So I hate to kind of keep my out on this.

[Mike]

For most of the fourth of July weekend I have my wallet, my phone, my keys and then anything else I need in there. But some. Then I'm getting some flack for wearing it. Like they're like you're too pussy to wear it like a fanny pack.

[Ryan]

And it's actually not a satchel. We've been calling it a satchel, which is like a bag fanny pack, but it's more of like a fanny pack type of deal. But then you wear it over your shoulder, like across the waist.

[Ben]

Better. Yeah. I think a fanny pack's cooler. I think the, the fanny pack's cooler cuz you're not necessarily trying to be cool. It's just straight functionality and it's. It is like pretty known.

[Mike]

It's just how you wear the fanny pack though.

[Ken]

Oh like I guess I think it's.

[Ben]

Cool to wear it around your.

[Ken]

So how you been wearing it?

[Mike]

Cuz I've been wearing it around my shoulder cuz it's so much more secure. I should say if you wear it around your waist, you actually have to cinch it and tighten it up. But yeah, I bought like the $15 one on Amazon. It's all black. I really like it. And a lot of people are like, nice, you cop that Lulu bag. And I was like, no, I did not.

[Ken]

So when we were walking around. When I think of wearing a fanny pack around your waist though, I think of Frankie LePen wearing it with his big dump truck. Yeah, that was like part of his image. And his fanny pack on the front.

[Mike]

That's proper.

[Ryan]

Well, when I remember Mike, the first time I saw Mike wearing it, we were out on the boat for the 4th of July and one of like a Business guy around here was a giant house, was having a party. He had a band on his yard and a bunch of people over and he invited us. So, okay, let's go. We just left the sandbar and we're all like, in swimsuits and stuff like that. And so we're going to go to this party and as we're driving up in the boat full of people and all that, we look, you know, there's other boats there and there's a whole yard full of people and they're all wearing like button up T shirts, you know, like other businessmen and families. A lot of Tommy Bahama type of stuff going on there. And so we pull up on the boat and we're like, guys, I don't know if this is our, our scene today. And so we're hanging out there and we look up in the yard and we go, oh, well, there's that guy dressed, you know, pretty casual. And it's Mike strutting through the yard, drink in hand with his satchel fanny pack over his shoulder.

[Mike]

And then that was the same party that I like, took my shirt off because it was 90 and super hot. And I, like, went inside and everyone looked at me like, why does he have his shirt off? I'm like, well, we're at a pool, lake, beach, fun fourth of July party.

[Ryan]

Who was in the pool?

[Mike]

Not the case. Just a bunch of kids and their moms.

[Ken]

I did get a kid. I never rolling up. Mike was like, honestly representing. You looked dapper. You were dressed up, you looked good. And I guess I had. You really were representing. You were holding it down. And I was like, this is not Ryan. We got to turn around here. We got to turn around. Our drunk asses walking into this wouldn't have been good.

[Ryan]

We weren't doing any positives.

[Mike]

It would have been fun, I'll tell you that much. It was just talking to Sydney about this. She sends me a picture that I just look like a doofin. And she's like, but it's funny. It's funny. And then she goes, you never did claim to have style. And I'm like, I never did. I never claimed to be anywhere in near knowing what I'm doing in the fashion game.

[Ken]

Yeah, I think the thing about you though, Mike, is like, you really can just wear anything because since the day I met you, you have been wearing anything. You're walking down the street and you see a, like a caution cone, you go, hey, that'd be a good hat. You wear it for the rest of the day. Nobody even asks you why. Yeah, nobody ask you why. That's true.

[Ben]

Like, you just like, no one even thinks anything of it.

[Mike]

If I can put on the most fun, wild outfit, it's just like, huh, nice one. That's. I like that one. And it's nothing too out of the ordinary. And then that honestly, wearing a ref shirt said, yeah, like when I wore the ref shirt, like, no one asked anything. They're just like, nice. You're wearing a striped shirt.

[Ken]

I just.

[Ben]

Yeah, I didn't think twice.

[Ryan]

I think there's a little beauty in that, you know, that some people can just pull something off.

[Mike]

And it's not even necessarily about that. It's more about one less thing to think about, you know, what am I going to wear today? And then, you know, my ref jersey.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know, grabbing a shirt, grabbing shorts. Even if they're like, sometimes, even if it's just like stuff that I don't. Don't find comfortable to wear, I'm like, well, whatever. It's on my, on me now.

[Ken]

I would think of it like the polar opposite of if I put on this ridiculous outfit. I'd be thinking about it all day of like, oh, I look so dumb right now. Like, should I be going to this place wearing what I'm wearing right now, like a, like a train conductor uniform? Should I be going to get dinner with my girlfriend wearing this?

[Mike]

And I think so. That's normal. Like, that's good. That's normal to think about that.

[Ken]

But I'm glad he has a conductor uniform that he'll just wear on Tuesday.

[Mike]

I'll wear, I'll wear it for like next video. Next podcast, actually. But then what's, what's sucky is that when you're trying to look cool or you're trying to wear something that you are like, thinking proud of, but also equally as much thinking about hoping people like it. That's actually the pickle that you don't want to.

[Ken]

If you care. Yeah.

[Ben]

People.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's. Again, it's. It's pretty human to not want to. Just want to like, blend in slightly. Given all the situations that we get put in day to day.

[Ben]

I think if you wear it with confidence, you can wear anything. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, if you're kind of timid and you're there, people can almost tell and then they're like, oh, he feels uncomfortable. But you walk into a place wearing some freaking crazy outfit and you're wearing with confidence and you're not even like acting any different. People be like, damn, he's cool.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I have a linen shirt. I really want to bust out. Too scared, though.

[Mike]

Still having.

[Ben]

You're scared. Probably don't even do it right.

[Ryan]

Well, just. I mean, you got to get out of your comfort zone. I'm waiting for a shore. I'm now gonna put it on. I'm gonna look fancy. I was talking to this guy. I saw him wearing a linen shirt, and I go, that. That looks really nice. I have one. I just get away. He goes, you gotta get a good steam steamer.

[Ben]

You have a lot of outfits.

[Ryan]

You think?

[Ben]

Yeah, I'd say so. Like, I. I just. The only thing I got in my closet is just seaboys, TV shirts. You got, like, nice outfits.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, I guess.

[Ben]

Yeah, you got.

[Mike]

I think you got a solid amount of. Just like, that color is nice. Like, some. It's honestly a lot.

[Ben]

Are you the one doing the shopping on this, or is it a laundry? Because I didn't find it as a laundry.

[Ryan]

I do. I don't. I have, like, my. Oh, Mike. I. I don't have, like, things that I venture too far out of, but, like. Yeah, see me in, like, a pink Levi shirt.

[Mike]

My favorite thing is that you've always done that, Ryan, where you're like, you'll have like, once a year. Yeah. You go to a store and you just come home with, like, four solid colored, like, crew neck or sweatshirts. And this is such the vibe. I think, that you do have most outfits.

[Ryan]

Thanks, Alice.

[Mike]

Geez. I've always, like.

[Ken]

You know what I could see you wearing, Mike?

[Mike]

What?

[Ken]

You guys know that music video with Lil Pump and Kanye West? You said, oh, my God, he wears.

[Ryan]

The fucking big block.

[Ken]

Pop that up. I could see Mike wearing that.

[Ryan]

Mm.

[Ken]

But just, like, not even saying anything.

[Ben]

You just walk, see, on the couch.

[Mike]

Even if I made it half the size of what they were in the.

[Ryan]

Video, you should just start wearing, like, Halloween costumes just, like, during the day.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I mean.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Push it too far. I mean, true. Yeah.

[Ryan]

The train conductor and your Amish outfit that you bought in Vegas.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Speaking of Vegas, did you guys see the spear? That's. That's done.

[Mike]

So cool.

[Ben]

No, I haven't. It's basically like we went past when they were building it. Right. It's just a circle. Yeah.

[Ken]

Yeah, but it's like a tv. It's like the whole thing is TV inside and outside, so I didn't know.

[Ben]

They were doing that.

[Ken]

They can, like. They can make it look like the Earth or the moon.

[Mike]

The first thing that you show can.

[Ben]

Oh, on the outside. I thought you were saying the inside. No, both.

[Ken]

Both. The inside looks like that too.

[Ryan]

Like, look how sick that looks. That doesn't even look real.

[Ben]

They built that quick when we were there in November.

[Ryan]

They were.

[Ken]

I wouldn't say quick. It took a really long time.

[Ben]

Oh, really?

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

It didn't look like it's half even close to halfway done last November.

[Evan]

They started that in like 20, 19 or 20.

[Ken]

That was actually quicker still.

[Mike]

A couple years co.

[Ben]

So what's inside there?

[Evan]

All screen. Like it's a. Like a.

[Ben]

It's just like a tourist.

[Evan]

No, it's like a theater.

[Ryan]

Like, it's a concert venue type of deal. But on the inside, it's got some like 5D experience. Supposed to be like the most crazy place to go to a show. So pull up the eyeball one. I want to see the eyeball.

[Ben]

Wow. It's kind of creepy.

[Ryan]

Can you imagine just like looking out and seeing that out of your room.

[Ken]

Like being super high, looking out your. Your window of the hotel?

[Ryan]

Yeah, of course. And it would be perfect because Ken only gets himself the strip view hotel room. So we will be able to look back off the strip and see that.

[Mike]

Ken does get himself the strip view.

[Ryan]

Hacked and plays a full B movie. Really?

[Ben]

I don't know about the full B movie. That's what they decided to put on. That's just.

[Ken]

How do you know being hacked?

[Mike]

Yeah, that's me. Meme hack for sure.

[Ken]

No, they did Barry right there.

[Ben]

They did Barry.

[Ken]

Now that's a.

[Ben]

That's a funny hack.

[Ken]

I don't know if they actually did, but I love that.

[Evan]

Looks like it's Photoshop.

[Ken]

Fuck. I was. I. I just saw that. I didn't even read into it because that is something that a hacker would do it. Same thing with the B movie. Yeah, like they would do something that's like such a meme.

[Mike]

Well, what I love about Barry is that if there's any image to ever be overlaid upon anything for whatever reason or any link, it's Barry.

[Ben]

Yeah, Barry, man. That thing was viral back during, like, the lockdown of COVID He's.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, even before and he's still being used. It's like.

[Ben]

So do you guys know the backstory on Barry?

[Mike]

What? It's.

[Ben]

Yeah, there's like a bad fortunate. So he was just a regular guy. He wasn't like a porn star or anything like that. And some photographer or something wanted to take some pics of him, but he was hard up for cash and he did it. So that's behind the.

[Ken]

Got a glimpse in the. In the locker room or.

[Ben]

I'm not entirely sure why, but yeah, so they went and, like, he went and did the pictures, and I don't think they ever surfaced until after his death. So he passed away and then they surfaced. Vice did a documentary on it and. Or like, a short video. And yeah, they, like, interviewed his family and all this. He never told anyone or anything like.

[Ken]

That, so basically, yes.

[Ben]

Well, I'm sure they must have known, but I'm not sure if it's real.

[Ryan]

He knows when you have a big.

[Ben]

I can't remember, you'd have to go back and watch it. But, like, yeah, it's kind of an interesting story. It's kind of a sad story, you know?

[Mike]

I agree. Well, the fact that he's passed is the most sad about it. But, yeah, the fact that that was never his goal. Like, everyone pictures him as this.

[Ben]

You'd have thought he was, like, a porn star.

[Mike]

Dude, that's just.

[Ken]

For some reason, I thought that it was maybe Photoshopped.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Ken, Google that Barry's lower unit is real.

[Ken]

Might be fucked up, saying, insensitive, but you know how, like, larger dogs have a shorter lifespan.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Because of the issues of being bigger. Like that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I don't know why he passed away. No, I can't remember.

[Ryan]

Did he die of a big dick?

[Ken]

I don't know.

[Ryan]

Dude, thank goodness you're gonna have such a long, healthy life.

[Ken]

He had a boner.

[Ben]

All the blood rushed to his dick, and he.

[Evan]

The name is not Barrywood. It is Warty Jorbett, and He died in 2016.

[Ken]

All I gotta say is I can truly think of so many worse photos or reasons to go viral.

[Ben]

Yeah, I'd agree.

[Ryan]

Yeah, true. If I was pretty confident I was going famous for my lower unit being giant, I'd be pretty happy.

[Evan]

Last. Last line of this article, FYI, his dong is Photoshopped.

[Ryan]

Oh, it is? Well, they say in Photoshop it's smaller. That would really suck.

[Ben]

That thing wouldn't even be usable, dude.

[Ryan]

Isn't it?

[Ben]

I don't think so, but maybe it would be.

[Ryan]

What was his photo name? It was Barry Wood, but his real name was something complex.

[Evan]

Wardy Jor Betts the Third.

[Ryan]

See, that's just not a name that goes popular. Alondra and I were talking about this yesterday. Tony Hawk. Sick name. Tom.

[Mike]

And that one's real. Those are real names.

[Ken]

Tiger Woods.

[Ryan]

Tiger Woods.

[Ken]

That's a sick name.

[Ryan]

Those are people who go famous because they Just their name is too good. Honestly.

[Ken]

Honestly, I feel like you were Ryan.

[Ben]

Yeah, Ryan.

[Ryan]

I works not a famous name.

[Ben]

Micah Salmon, Ben, Rob.

[Ken]

Not that cool.

[Ryan]

No. Ben Roth's okay. Dude.

[Ben]

Evan, bro.

[Ryan]

Evan, chef. That's a good one.

[Ben]

You don't think C.J. lotzer is cool?

[Ryan]

It's cool, but not like it's literally.

[Ken]

Just like two letters put together.

[Mike]

I'm actually, I've, I've always really liked the, you know the nickname Mike because one syllable, one.

[Ken]

Because you can roll low key with it. Mike. No, I'm just being the sickest kid on the blog with Micah Sandman. Yeah.

[Ben]

When he's just trying to fit in.

[Ryan]

No, well, I mean like when he's a, A list celebrity famous, someone walks up. Micah Sandman. Nice to meet. Please, please, please call me Mike.

[Mike]

Call me Mike. But also I think Mike Sandman sounds weird. But yeah, I mean, well, also like Ryan's got a two syllable name, but it's very easy to say. Cj Two syllable. Still very easy to say. Ben. That's really easy to say.

[Ryan]

You need to have like a yellable name.

[Ben]

So what are you, what are you going.

[Mike]

I guess what I'm going for is like having a one syllable first name. Whether it's a nickname or real name, that helps to kind of going along of just having a famous name. It helps, helps people.

[Ryan]

Or what's like a bad name? Who? Someone.

[Ken]

I feel like. Haven't we talked about this on the pod?

[Ryan]

Did we?

[Ken]

Bad names. Yeah.

[Ben]

Oh yeah. No, we were talking about names like someone maybe Gladys.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Who's someone that's famous that just has a really difficult name to say.

[Ryan]

I feel like they've all rebranded, you know, like if you've got a weird name to say. Selena Gomez. That's a great name.

[Mike]

I wonder if like regular celebrities are jealous of rappers because they just get to stack on names and then they add yay. And then like Lil Wayne, Wheezy and Drake and Drizzy.

[Ben]

Who's to say you can't do that? Mike.

[Mike]

Right, Exactly. That's what I'm thinking.

[Ben]

Little spark plug.

[Ken]

Little zip tie.

[Mike]

Make it longer.

[Ben]

Yeah. Big Wrench.

[Mike]

I rolled with Little Zip.

[Ben]

Little Wrench. Lil Wrench. Don't even do little.

[Mike]

No, to be honest, I don't think, I don't think we talked about this again on nicknames. But dude, Evan like religiously calls me Pocket Nuts. I know you guys do too, but every day he's like, look who it is. Old Pocket Nuts. I got that from when I'm Taking apart stuff. I just put the nuts and bolts in my pockets and can't find something.

[Ken]

Can't find something.

[Ryan]

Check Mike's pockets and if it's not there, check Ken's frunk.

[Mike]

True.

[Evan]

That only happened twice.

[Ken]

Yeah, but two big ones. The two times that it did happen, we had a camera bag full of stuff. Couldn't find it for literally three months. Three months. We thought it was for sure stolen. Well, sure enough. Nope. Ken just put it in the front of his Tesla and didn't check it for three months.

[Evan]

It's tough to close, so just don't put anything up there.

[Ken]

Well, Mike is. Mike's. Mike fits in there though.

[Evan]

Mike does fit in there.

[Mike]

Yeah. Can he just. His car could just damn near have just a driver's seat.

[Evan]

Absolutely.

[Mike]

That's all I need that.

[Ryan]

Then Elon wouldn't have to drive us around.

[Ken]

You should get one of those one seater cars, Ken.

[Evan]

I don't take all the other seats.

[Ken]

Yeah, that's what I could picture. Just like a little glass.

[Evan]

It's like a McLaren little glass box.

[Ken]

I'd see it. So, yeah, I feel like. I feel like our destructiveness kind of got carried away the other day when the Smart car came off of the van.

[Mike]

Oh, that's when you thought. That's when you thought.

[Ken]

No, that was just like the point of solidified wasteful recklessness. Not, not that it wasn't entertaining. It was great. But after that I was like, damn. Kind of just ruined this Smart car for nothing.

[Ryan]

You've been saying that.

[Ken]

Siege.

[Ben]

Why. Why is it always after it happens, you guys go, you just say exactly what I said.

[Ken]

I think cuz you, you don't come in with a good enough reason like for any.

[Ben]

I just said. I mean it's still a great, pretty good Smart crown. See why we got a ruin. Is it really worth Just the short term.

[Ken]

Yeah, but follow that up with a reason to not ruin it. Just not just because you think.

[Ben]

I mean, eventually. Well then it's like you guys are already saying it right after. It's just weird.

[Ryan]

Don't.

[Mike]

Hey, don't pull me in with that. I enjoyed the heck out of that.

[Ben]

I mean, yeah, it was cool.

[Mike]

And that was tough because then you find you do a vice versa. And. And you guys were pretty lit up. Like when the Subarus got wrecked, there was. I mean we, we were trying to be optimistic, but I was having difficulty doing that. I was like, oh, these WXS just got toasted in like an hour. And I was struggling to cope with that and the Smart car didn't bother me at all.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that was.

[Ken]

Marker was clapped. Honestly if you've looked. I mean the windows have been open. Were you gonna be.

[Mike]

You know, obviously we.

[Ben]

It was pretty clapped on.

[Mike]

That's kind of what I was thinking. Like if I was the one to have to fix it, I.

[Ben]

And there's mice would have rather dumped.

[Ryan]

I didn't realize. I mean I was there a lot of the time I was chasing Evan around so I couldn't hear. But I didn't realize Evan really didn't let off the rev limiter the whole time. It was pretty.

[Ben]

He was just first gear pin the whole time. No wonder fucking blew up.

[Mike]

So we've done about the same thing in his Chevy. Maybe not for quite as long, but like he goes out to the field and he's showing me videos of his buddies back home that no joke to the rev limiter for minutes.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So it's like you have. That doesn't blow up and then you have a Subaru that you put to the floor for give or take five minutes around the couple laps that he did and it blows up.

[Ryan]

Those Subarus are just babies.

[Ben]

They're also. Yeah, I mean they blow up under daily driving.

[Ryan]

It's.

[Mike]

This has completely changed my outlook. They're. They're babies.

[Ken]

You know, Evan and his destructiveness.

[Ben]

It's great.

[Ryan]

It's.

[Ken]

We joke about it because I mean it is adding up to be a hefty bill every single week.

[Ben]

But.

[Ken]

But it's great content and it's like Evan's almost like gotten to the point where his dad is super rich and he doesn't care about the financial consequences of his actions.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Ken]

And that's just like his reasoning for doing what he does and breaking the.

[Ben]

Things because like he doesn't have to deal with it. He has no repercussions.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

He doesn't have to fix it, doesn't have to pay for it. He just walks away.

[Ken]

Which I hold the thing back in any other situation is just non existent besides for just a kid that's got a super rich dad.

[Ben]

We've created a monster is what you're saying.

[Mike]

Well, when Ben was. It is the opposite of how he grew up. I mean that's truly the opposite.

[Ryan]

So we fucked up our first kid.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

It's to be expected.

[Mike]

I love that.

[Ryan]

I don't want, I don't want to get too hard on him because he. The way when he talked to me, he's like listen, I came out to try to make the best video I could.

[Ben]

He did a good job.

[Ryan]

Granted. Could have maybe let off the rev limiter a little bit. It's okay. Learning lesson, you know, you just maybe. Maybe dial it back just a smidgen. Just a smidgen.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I'm not mad at all about the jump or any of it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I don't want that to get misconstrued.

[Ben]

That is a very good point. I mean, what'd you expect was going to happen? Like, you could have let off the rev limiter. Like, I understand, like, you jump a Subaru, you're going to break the bumpers and whatever. That's fine. But like, yeah, maybe could have just.

[Ryan]

I think he was spoiled with those R6s. They just put up to a lot of abuse. The only thing that can handle Evans.

[Mike]

Truly, like, this just goes to show how good our sixes are because, like, we're seeing it live. Like, they hold up. These don't.

[Ken]

Well, guys, we're on our fourth R6.

[Ben]

True.

[Mike]

But yeah, different for different reasons though, you know, like, and I think the.

[Ryan]

Snow bike would have been fine if we'd actually put an air filter on it and not let it sit.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Vertical.

[Mike]

That would maybe the first one again was. Was us and we jumped that one.

[Ryan]

And it's still alive. It's still in my four wheel.

[Mike]

Yeah. So those, those go good. But Yeah, I don't want to be too hard on him either.

[Ryan]

He's a good kid.

[Ken]

Good kid behind her, just doing his job.

[Ryan]

Does ever have like a dream that feels real or you feel like you've like, relived it?

[Mike]

Sure.

[Ryan]

Like, yeah, like a deja vu type of deal. Yeah, let's. Let's go in the past tense where you have a dream that feels real. Are you ever worried about it happening? Are you ever, like, expect it to come true in life?

[Ken]

Well, I guess I don't know if I'd think of it like that, but every time that I do have like a deja vu moment, I'm always trying to think, okay, what happens next? Why. Why am I. Why am I having this moment?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Like, is this coming to me or did I have this in a dream for a reason?

[Mike]

Since it's known as a moment that's. That's like, interesting that you're like thinking of the next thing because technically it is just a moment. The next thing that happens after that probably isn't something that's happened to you before also.

[Ryan]

So the reason I bring it up is I lost my garage door opener, but I'M able to open it with an app on the phone.

[Ken]

You're able to text Mike, and he'll open.

[Ryan]

He'll open up the garage door.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And he goes, well, my car is in your spot.

[Mike]

I'll come down there.

[Ryan]

So anyway, I had a dream where I was running from the police, and I used. I remember in the thing using my app to open the door and put my car in the garage and close it. They're glass garage doors. I can't hide. But anyway, I remember doing that in my dream. And then this last week, I remembered that I could download the app and open up the garage door, and I remembered that dream, and I deleted the app up on my phone because I didn't want it to, like, I didn't want to connect the dots. I didn't want to do the butterfly effect things to make that happen. So I deleted that. I know I have to. What? No, yeah.

[Ken]

Don't.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I would never. Exactly. Now I have to get out of my truck every day and open up the garage door because I'm like, I'm not risking it.

[Ken]

So you are a little.

[Ben]

Holy shit.

[Ryan]

I'm superstitious.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Very superstitious.

[Mike]

Are you?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'd say so, I guess. In what context you think?

[Ken]

I guess that, like, the whole.

[Mike]

I don't want that bad juju. I don't want that. I don't want the karma, you know, just lightly. Yeah. Thinking about it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'd say so. I sometimes do things like. Let's say I, like, throw something in the garbage can and it misses, and then I, like, go back and do it the right way because I don't want, like, the bad, bad something.

[Mike]

It's not some obsessive compulsive disorder.

[Ryan]

Yeah, no, it could be OCD for sure. If I short something, like, I don't do something right. I'll try to go back and do it right. Like that so it, like, doesn't affect me later.

[Mike]

Sounds like something.

[Ryan]

I always do that. Like, you know, you. You rush for five minutes, and it costs you 10 minutes, you know?

[Mike]

Yep. I wouldn't consider myself OCD, but just weird things. Like, if I'm drinking out of the faucet, I drink out of the faucet. Every time I brush my teeth, I have to take 10 drinks. I don't.

[Ryan]

Oh, no, that's.

[Mike]

But, yeah, I know. That's weird. Yeah. I count, like, that's.

[Ken]

That's. I think that is, like.

[Mike]

That's, like, ocd. Yeah.

[Ken]

To a T. Yeah.

[Mike]

And like, a few other 10 drinks. You count 10 drinks almost all the time. Again, I'm not so OCD that if I don't, like, you know, I believe.

[Ben]

That you would be the one to do that. You seem like you just so really nilly.

[Evan]

Why are you drinking out of the faucet?

[Ken]

Yeah, I think this kind of got over.

[Ben]

Why are you. Why aren't you drinking boss water?

[Ryan]

Yeah, why aren't you drinking from the Brita dude?

[Mike]

Literally coming from Ben, who literally has glass bottles of Voss water at his house.

[Ken]

Really?

[Mike]

No, honestly, he refills them. Sorry I incriminated. All right. I will stand sturdy on that. Drinking on the faucet ain't that crazy?

[Ryan]

It depends.

[Ken]

Don't be drinking out of the faucet. Don't be drinking out of the faucet.

[Ben]

Here.

[Mike]

It's funny.

[Ryan]

I figured it out. The water softener was turned off.

[Mike]

It's funny because I could tell.

[Ken]

Why? Why do you do that?

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Ken]

Ten.

[Ryan]

Have you?

[Ken]

Always.

[Mike]

And another one again, there's only a few. And that's why it's weird, because you'd think you'd have a whole bunch if this is the case. When I cut my fingernails, I have to cut my right thumb, then my whole left hand, then go back to my why again. I don't do that every time.

[Ryan]

But you're learning new things about you today. And you're weird.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's like, very OC.

[Ken]

Picture Mike doing that. We're in a train conductor with a construction hat on where I used to be.

[Ben]

Some similar to that when I just had to, like, put my left skate on before my right or like, whatever. But, like, I don't know if that was just more so I was nervous about, like. But I think.

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[Mike]

I think the weirder thing maybe it's like, then you'd expect if I didn't do it that way, you'd be like, I didn't like that. It doesn't really bother me. It's like, well, it is what it is. But I have a routine.

[Ken]

What contact do you put in first?

[Ben]

I always go.

[Ken]

Yeah, I would go left and right.

[Mike]

Okay, that's interesting.

[Ken]

So I remember when I did that in front of you, you were like, you just put your left contact in first. And I was like, I don't know. Sometimes I do.

[Ryan]

Surprise.

[Ken]

I do.

[Mike]

Right.

[Ben]

What are you worried is going to happen if you don't take 10 drinks of water?

[Mike]

Literally nothing, I think.

[Ben]

So why do you?

[Mike]

10 is just a good goal.

[Ben]

It's I don't know if that's ocd. I think OCD is when you're like, you have to touch the doorknob 10 times to make sure because you're worried that if you don't, then something bad's going to happen.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It's like a little bit more, I guess, like mentally restricting. Yeah. But like, it's more like. Yeah. If I'm going to go down for some push ups. 20.

[Ben]

Couldn'T do 25. You're like, I stop at 20.

[Mike]

There has to be a minimum.

[Ben]

Oh.

[Mike]

Every time. Like, if I got down and did 10, I guess I would be like.

[Ryan]

Someone'S like, drop and give me 15. Mike's like, no, please make it 20.

[Ken]

So do you do that because you're like, if I don't drink 10 gulps and I won't be hydrated.

[Mike]

Yeah. Kind of how I think about it.

[Ryan]

Interesting.

[Ken]

Trying to think of I do it.

[Mike]

Yeah. Again, it's not like, don't think about it like if you start revealing this stuff, like your. Your ocd, but there's just some routines that you have of doing something, some weird way.

[Ken]

Oh, when I get, when I get out of the shower, I have the exact wipe down, like long as I can remember.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Like the most efficient. Really.

[Mike]

Well, I don't know if you can.

[Ken]

Call it the bottom, bottom, torso, back, boom, leg, leg.

[Mike]

That's how everyone does it.

[Ryan]

When you do your balls in that.

[Mike]

Order, leave them sloppy.

[Ryan]

This is way better.

[Ken]

There's a glitch in the matrix.

[Mike]

That's so funny. Yeah, I have like a weird, like, it's like end of towel hair, other end of towel hair, toss it up in the air, grab the other end of towel hair.

[Ken]

It's like you're making like a. Like a pizza.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It's so fun.

[Ken]

You're tossing it in the air, huh?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

You gotta be getting water every show.

[Mike]

You guys sometimes wet.

[Ken]

No, I swear. People that don't use a towel at least a little bit in the shower before they hop out and just get water everywhere.

[Mike]

Criminal.

[Ken]

It's like a serial killer characteristic.

[Ryan]

Do you, unlike OCD things you got ever have to have like your temperature at the right setting in your car?

[Ken]

No.

[Ben]

I used to be like, I needed like, I needed like even numbers.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

At a certain point I was just going, 69.

[Evan]

That's my happy.

[Ryan]

It's either low.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

69.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Or like 75.

[Mike]

69 is absolutely the best temperature to have your car.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like app.

[Ben]

Why?

[Ken]

Yeah, I mean, if you're saying that you might as well just hit auto?

[Ryan]

I don't think.

[Mike]

I don't do that.

[Ryan]

Not an auto.

[Mike]

And Ken.

[Ken]

Ken's an auto guy.

[Ryan]

But the problem with putting it in auto is auto is one button, and it's like seven. To get it out of auto, you got to turn the temperature, Turn down the fan and set it to the right thing.

[Evan]

Or you just with the temperature and then it does it. I want it colder. I just turn the temperature down. I want it warmer. Just turn the temperature.

[Ryan]

But I want the. I want the air blowing at me at a. I want it from the right vents.

[Evan]

Ken, sometimes you just can't care about it. Just once you get over that, auto's perfect.

[Mike]

No, that is.

[Ken]

You're probably right there.

[Ryan]

You're probably right.

[Ken]

Ken, you are such a Tesla owner by just, like, trusting the process. The process and the Elon and the electronic gods. You have more faith in them than.

[Ben]

You do with your own automated stuff.

[Evan]

I either have my car at 70, low or high. No, there's nothing else between that.

[Ken]

Ken, do you like your Ford Bronco Raptor? I don't think we've talked about that yet.

[Evan]

I like it, but there's certain things where it's like, I got the carbon fiber package and I. It's thirteen hundred dollars for, like a piece of carbon fiber on the shift knob and two small ones. It was like, now that I see it, I was like, this is pointless.

[Ben]

Carbon fiber is not cheap, man.

[Evan]

Yeah, yeah, but it's like the amount of carbon fiber.

[Ryan]

When you drop it later, you're gonna appreciate that lightness.

[Evan]

You can barely see it, you know, out of.

[Ryan]

When you're.

[Ken]

Things that you were. You could say that is like, gotta be the last thing that I thought that you were gonna nitpick.

[Ryan]

How do you appreciate. Do you like having more power?

[Evan]

It's still not fast. It's got more. It's faster, but it's not fast.

[Ryan]

Have you ever driven anything that you think is fast since you got your Tesla? No.

[Ken]

Have you ever been satisfied with something that you've bought?

[Evan]

Probably the first one, and then the first one. First Bronco I had, and then the Raptors came out and was like, anything.

[Mike]

He bought American flag onesie once. I'm pretty sure he was pretty satisfied by that.

[Evan]

Well, it's like, how long are you satisfied with it for? You might be satisfied for six months and then just gets old. And then you're like, I guess I wasn't satisfying anymore.

[Ken]

Well, I guess I was just asking off of the intent.

[Ben]

This is why Ken doesn't have a girlfriend.

[Ryan]

I feel like something that I've noticed, Ken, is maybe your way of not trying to sound like you're bragging when someone goes like, do you love your Bronco Raptor? That's so amazing. And you don't want to be like, yeah, it's just the most amazing thing ever. You go, yeah, I like it. But there's. You can't see out of the corner or something like that. It's your way of making it sound like you're not. Not trying to brag, maybe. I don't know. It's my licensed therapeutic assessment.

[Evan]

I could.

[Ryan]

I could get behind that, you know, I think, oh, yeah, it's great. But, you know, there is this thing.

[Mike]

To not just be like, so let's do a little more praise to it. And then rip the carbon fiber.

[Evan]

It's definitely got, like. I love the exhaust because it can be quiet or loud.

[Mike]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Evan]

Yeah, no, it's got, like, the exhaust and just, like, the leather on the steering wheel is so much nicer than the other one.

[Ryan]

I think it's a cool rig. Ken, I think you look good driving.

[Mike]

Well, I can just put new wheels on it, and I'm sure you guys will see that at some point. Who maybe even pop a picture up there.

[Ryan]

Hot boy.

[Mike]

It looks good. He got the same wheels that Ben got on his Corvette and CJ got on his gtr.

[Ryan]

There's no originality anymore, but they look so good.

[Evan]

Ben. Ben picked a great wheel, and now they make it for, like, six lugs.

[Mike]

Now. They're the precedent.

[Ken]

Yeah, it does look sharp. I don't know if I would have gone quite that hot. Boy, just being that you keep in.

[Mike]

Mind his are the same size wheels that are on my Bronco.

[Ken]

No, I know, but I would be more worried about, like, what you're gonna do in the Bronco. And now you got.

[Ryan]

When you jump.

[Evan]

I mean, I was considering getting 22s, but I stuck with the 20s.

[Mike]

Oh, really?

[Ryan]

And 22s would have been real hot boy.

[Mike]

Yeah, big time.

[Ryan]

I feel like I was looking for wheels for my truck. There just is not that many options, and I wanted to give the exact. Well, there's a million options, but there's not that many that look good.

[Ben]

I'd agree with that.

[Mike]

You know, I actually kind of also agree with that, but it's like, there's not many that many that look good, and then there's not that many that you could know. If they would look good.

[Ryan]

That's also true.

[Mike]

And then there's like five or six that you pick from that. You're like, I know these will look good.

[Ryan]

I actually found some wheels I really liked, but they were xds and I thought it was just like. I was like, I can't be rolling around on xd. They look good.

[Mike]

Even if they completely rebranded, you'd have a tough time.

[Ryan]

I know this is a big fat XD in the middle.

[Evan]

I was like, you gotta wonder who actually buys some of these.

[Ryan]

A lot of people.

[Mike]

More people than buy. I swear, more people buy, like, what were they thinking type wheels than cool wheels for their truck.

[Ryan]

That is.

[Ben]

Well, I think it's tough to, like, fit them. That's the hardest part. Like, that's. Realistically what makes the biggest impact is like, if it's sized right. You know, like if it's a car and you're trying to go with that low look, it needs to be like, flush with the fenders, but not too far out or too far in.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ben]

And like, obviously with truck, the higher you lift it, the more they have to go out in order for it to look right.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So I'd say, like, that that's the more important thing than the actual face of the wheel.

[Ken]

Do you think most people go to the dealership and ask for like.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I would say so.

[Ken]

Like, that's the Randy.

[Ryan]

Yeah, the Randy method.

[Ken]

Right.

[Ryan]

Smaller wheels. He has smaller tires on his truck than come stock.

[Mike]

Oh, tires. I'm like, well, so what's more. But how'd you end up with that?

[Ryan]

Yeah, he's like, my speedometer is really slow. Like, it doesn't. And I was like, what the hell?

[Ben]

And I started looking at less miles on it, though.

[Ryan]

Stock versus his is. It goes from like a 355 to a 325.

[Ken]

See, when. When state troopers are pulling people over for having, you know, too big of wheels, I think they should just switch their mindset and the laws and pull people over that have too smaller wheels on their truck and fix it for them.

[Ben]

When we did the tiny wheels on tiny, we probably could have gotten pulled over for that. I'm sure they would have been like that. That's a safety hazard.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, the vehicle is a safety. Even besides it breaking. The whole safety hazard of that was that they were so small that the top speed of it was like 40.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ben]

And it blew the drive shaft.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Big time classic.

[Ken]

You guys got anything?

[Ben]

Any good topics? That's what we need. There's an otter in Santa Santa Cruz.

[Ryan]

That'S been hassling surfers and stealing their surfboards. A sea otter hassling surfers.

[Ken]

This is a 5 year old female southern sea otter was first seen hijacking surfboards in Santa Cruz last September. Officials successfully drove the otter away from the area. She has since returned.

[Ben]

It just steals surfboards.

[Ryan]

I really want you to pull up a picture and it's that otter or whatever. Riding, riding the surfboard. I will not be satisfied until then. No way.

[Ken]

It is riding the surfboard.

[Mike]

Oh, wow.

[Ben]

It actually surfs too.

[Ryan]

No way. An aggressive sea otter in California is hassling locals by riding boards she stole from the surfers in the lineup.

[Ken]

No way.

[Mike]

How? I'm just wondering. Yeah, like how she stole them. Does she steal them on the water and then hop on or does she steal them like off the beach?

[Ryan]

At times she's chewed on the boards or for. Or force surfers to surrender their boards altogether.

[Ken]

Oh, man, what a bully. Do you think this sea otter knows like what they're doing? Look at that.

[Mike]

And the guy's like, he's like kind of fighting it.

[Ben]

Oh, wow. Yeah, I wouldn't want to look at that.

[Ken]

Dude.

[Ryan]

He hopped right up.

[Ben]

If he bites you or some, smack.

[Mike]

Him on the top of the head.

[Ben]

Yeah, but you're in the water with it. You're just totally out of your element.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean that's, that's the sea otters element. I love the caption. This was in a very aggressive interaction and scary to watch.

[Evan]

Dude, look at that little not letting go.

[Ben]

I would support the fucking board.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Flip them back over, let him get a wave.

[Mike]

Surfboards ain't cheap these days.

[Ben]

I don't blame.

[Ryan]

I'd be.

[Ben]

Oh, wow, he's just chewing up.

[Ryan]

So do you think he's got like beef with surfers or you think he like.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Auditioned for Surf's up and didn't get the part?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's something like.

[Ben]

That wasn't a penguin, dude.

[Mike]

Like, because he could just go and bite the guy if he wanted to. But no.

[Ryan]

Yeah. He's after the board.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Do you think it. Do you think it's a sea otter that really likes surfing or do you think he's against surfing?

[Ken]

That's what I'm wondering, Ryan.

[Mike]

I think he's against surfing.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Damn.

[Mike]

Honestly.

[Ken]

And I.

[Mike]

If he had middle fingers, they'd be up while he's on the board.

[Ryan]

But I mean, there was the orcas that have been attacking boats. The ocean's fighting back and I think Maybe Ben isn't so wrong about being scared of the ocean.

[Ken]

I don't think anyone should be, like, completely putting their faith and trust in the ocean and the ocean creatures. These creatures don't give a. About anyone.

[Ryan]

Do you think they're having a little ocean podcast down there and they're also talking about the land creatures?

[Ken]

No, I just don't think it's a misunderstanding. Well, actually, I feel like dolphins maybe have, like, a little bit of sense of, like, human.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Of their mammals.

[Mike]

And scientifically that is proven.

[Ken]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Ben]

Well, yeah, they're wild animals, man.

[Ryan]

Tom Holland talked about on a podcast. He swam with killer whales or killer orcas. There's a difference. And he said they were super nice.

[Ken]

Yeah, it's. That's just not true. That's just not scientifically proven to be true. Why would they call them killer whales?

[Ryan]

Well, they technically don't really kill people. I don't think they've ever attacked people.

[Ken]

Enough to just put your trust in them.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, I probably wouldn't jump in the waters. You ever seen the whale hunters video? South park did a big meme thing on them. You ever see when, like, there's the. They're trying to protect the whales against the Asian fishermen who, like, spear them and stuff. And then it really just got really weird and, like, power hungry. And then I think the guy ended up being, like a pedophile or something like that.

[Mike]

No, I've been seeing in real life.

[Ken]

Or this.

[Ryan]

Yeah, no, in real life, I've been.

[Mike]

Seeing tick tocks like that. There is a ship that goes out and like, attacks the poachers. The whale poachers. And it's crazy, dude. They. They like, pull up and no joke. I thought the ship was trying to rob the other two ships. No, they were the good guys. And they, like, rammed into the back of the ship full size. Like barges rammed into the back of the ship and they're like, sprint. They're like, talking a different language. Spraying them. Because, you know, you spray them so that they can't, like, get onto your boat. What? But I'm spray them, like, so they have, like, giant fire hoses. So you were trying to get onto my boat and I spray you with a fire hose. It's not gonna be very easy. Right.

[Ben]

So that's where.

[Mike]

That's their defense.

[Ben]

How pirate ships have evolved. They used to have cannons. Now they have fire hose.

[Mike]

Yeah. And so I forget what it's called. It's a. Some of you may know it, but there's like, A name for this ship because they're like kind of a bounty hunter.

[Ben]

Why do they spray my water though?

[Ryan]

I think it's cuz it's like not as lethal as a. Yeah, as far.

[Mike]

As I know they're like still trying to get on the ship and like.

[Ben]

They'Re trying to fight.

[Mike]

Yeah, I guess fight them but I didn't see like there was guns involved or anything. But then again I can't remember the name of the ship but everyone's commenting like yo give so and so cannons or like the next decommissioned military. Whatever ship barge it is, give that to them because they need it.

[Ken]

So they.

[Mike]

Yeah, they're just out there.

[Ben]

Do they. Do they arrest them or they just ram into them? Spray with water out of commission.

[Ken]

I think. I think they're like trying to.

[Ben]

So they try to sink that motherfucking boat to the bottom of the sea.

[Ken]

Yeah, that's.

[Ben]

That's. That's killing them.

[Mike]

Yeah, no, I definitely think they stranded. They wouldn't feel bad if the. Their ship sank.

[Ben]

You guys ever see that when like I don't know if it's like the coast guard or what but it'll be like military and they like start firing guns at like.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Somalian pirates. Holy. Like they'll be out on like a little ding and there's like. And you just see it hitting the water like God dang.

[Ken]

Dude.

[Mike]

So they're called sea shepherds.

[Ryan]

Sea shepherds. That's what it is.

[Evan]

Looks sick.

[Ben]

Yeah. Because whalings. Why is it so popular in Japan? They obviously like.

[Ryan]

Or something like that.

[Ben]

Yeah. Wow, that's a sweet boat. And that's the one that rams.

[Mike]

Heck dude.

[Ken]

Holy.

[Ben]

That rams your boat. You're going down, dude.

[Ryan]

Imagine you're boats that they're on that the whalers on. Look at. Yeah, the anti whaling boat. Badly damaged. I mean like they're going up against.

[Ben]

Big big ships and they just ram them.

[Ryan]

I guess so.

[Ben]

So sometimes they have the smaller ship.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I would say their boats are smaller though.

[Ben]

The anti wheeling smaller. Yeah, that's even more impressive. What I figured they had big boats and they were.

[Mike]

Dude, they have the literally the coolest barges I've ever seen. Yeah, that's that like they're literally running ramming into the right side of their ship into the left side of this big bar out there.

[Ben]

Like in the ocean like obviously you're doing something bad but then all of a sudden a boat just pulls up and rams. What the bro?

[Evan]

I suppose like if you've got like a pointy Hull or something on the. The front. Like you can probably just ram into the side of one of those boats and just pierce through it.

[Mike]

I wish I knew a little bit more.

[Ben]

It's gotta be quite a shake of.

[Mike]

What they did after hit.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Another. Because obviously there's so much momentum there.

[Ken]

Yeah. Can you imagine trying to outrun that thing?

[Ben]

That's pretty cool, actually.

[Mike]

Yeah, it is it.

[Ben]

I'd like to see a video of this. If someone could find one.

[Ken]

Evan would have had a video pulled up again.

[Mike]

And he doesn't even know how to run a computer.

[Ben]

They're just.

[Ryan]

Oh, are we about to see them get hit?

[Ben]

They're gonna.

[Evan]

There we go.

[Mike]

Wait.

[Ryan]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

That boat coming at them.

[Ryan]

Oh, there's the whole front end. They're just.

[Ben]

They're flat out trying to kill them.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I mean that.

[Mike]

I think the big boat that hit him is like the bad guy.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Yeah, it is.

[Ben]

Oh, my gosh. They just got up, bro. And now they're still spraying their ass. Look at that.

[Mike]

That's what I mean.

[Ben]

They don't even care. They're sending them to the bottom.

[Mike]

Just didn't quite.

[Ben]

Jones locker.

[Mike]

How cutthroat this is.

[Ken]

These whalers.

[Ben]

Those people die. What happens, though? Oh, they got a. Is this a show?

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. I think it got canceled because the one guy got like indicted or something like that.

[Ben]

So what happens if you kill someone out on the o like the ocean like that? Because like, who. What's the jurisdiction? Who goes after those guys? Takes care of them?

[Ryan]

I mean.

[Ben]

Or is it like, hey, man, out there? There's no laws.

[Mike]

Apparently there's just not enough people, you know, going after the whalers that people wanted to take it in their own hands. I don't think. Yeah, the Sea Shepherds I don't think are like a military operation.

[Ken]

Who funds the sea.

[Ben]

I'd like to watch that show. That looks like an exciting show.

[Ken]

Yo. Can you guys imagine if like Deadliest Catch, where they're out there crabbing was like that? Where you had like ram. Deadliest going after. They see each other on their radar.

[Mike]

As if it's like literally not already one of the sketchiest things that you.

[Ben]

Could do on tv.

[Ken]

I don't know. I don't think so.

[Mike]

They had a good run, though.

[Evan]

Sea Shepherds is just a non profit organization that accepts donations.

[Mike]

That is insane.

[Ryan]

You must. Is murder legal and international waters? Put simply, no. You have to abide by the laws of where your boat is registered. And apparently you have to have a registered boat but, like, what if you just don't register a boat? I'm sure that's wherever you're sitting.

[Ben]

Yeah. Then. Then it's like, okay, well, this guy comes from nowhere. You're just like, this is my home.

[Evan]

Yeah, but it's like you do stuff in the middle of the ocean.

[Ben]

Who knows? No one knows.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Don't ever want to be on boat with this guy.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

What the.

[Mike]

I went on a cruise with Ken. Luckily, I didn't die.

[Ken]

Ken's watching his watch, and he keeps checking his GPS of where he's like, all right, we're fine.

[Ben]

Overboard.

[Ken]

Mike, you mind having a conversation with me on the.

[Evan]

You want to go over by this rather low railing?

[Ben]

I know you need another drink, right?

[Ryan]

Upon further research, it basically just says where. If your ship isn't registered, then it's from wherever you're from. If you won't tell them where you're from, it's for whoever caught you.

[Ben]

Nice to take care of.

[Ryan]

To take care of. So basically, you cannot do anything on the ocean.

[Ben]

Kind of sounds like you kind of can.

[Ryan]

You kind of can. Unless you don't get caught.

[Mike]

Yeah. Well, that's like anything unless you get caught.

[Ben]

Unless you get caught, in a sense.

[Ken]

But yeah, I think that'd be a great video where we go, like, crabbing or something like that, or crawfish, and I think that'd be pretty good. And then somebody was also telling me the other day that it'd be a good video bit to go catfishing, where you put your hand in, like. Yeah, catfish holes.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ken]

Like, down in holes. And then catfish come out and they like. And then you pull them out.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, I've seen that.

[Ryan]

I have a renewal of sticking my limbs in places that I can't see.

[Ken]

Same. I do not want to do that. I was just saying.

[Ben]

Somebody. Holy shit, I'd love to see that. They don't have teeth, though, huh?

[Ken]

Not really. You gotta hope that there's a catfish on the other end of that hole.

[Ben]

Not a what?

[Ken]

I don't know, but when I was saying that to my friends that were telling me that, they were like, dude, people do it all the time. Hot chicks do it.

[Ben]

Yeah, I've seen Instagram hot girls do it.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Sign me up then, I guess.

[Ben]

Oh, no.

[Ryan]

No.

[Mike]

That is funny you said that because there's like a whole. There's like a genre of, like, chicks that do that, you know?

[Ben]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Mike]

Get all, like, Western on there, and they're like, not Western, but, like, redneck. And they're like, yee, yee. And then they catch a bunch of catfish, and everyone's like, oh, my gosh, she's so hot.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I don't know if I've actually ever seen that. Can you pull that up? I must be on girls. Must be on a different TikTok algorithm.

[Evan]

Oh, God, I don't even want to search.

[Ben]

No, it's.

[Ken]

Honestly, it's called noodling. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Hot girl noodling.

[Ben]

Yeah, Catfish with their stingers and whatnot.

[Evan]

Video title Hot girl catches giant catfish with bear.

[Ben]

Catch catfish on your lake, Ben.

[Ryan]

What a swamp.

[Ben]

Yeah, no, I remember I used to.

[Ken]

Catfish on every lake.

[Ben]

I. I just remember when I was a kid, I would catch catfish because my. You know, they'd rent out a little cabin and I would catch them pretty frequently on DL.

[Ryan]

She's under there for a long time. No way. Just like that, huh?

[Mike]

Consider it noodled.

[Ben]

That thing won't let go.

[Ryan]

Look at that.

[Ken]

That is.

[Ben]

Grab that thing.

[Ryan]

Ugly. Ugly looking.

[Ben]

Yeah. Catfish are so gross, dude.

[Mike]

Yeah, I agree, man.

[Ken]

I just can't get the image of sticking your hand down a hole and a big old catfish latching on. I just. I don't know, Ken. I feel like that. I feel like that's like something that you should do for a video alone.

[Evan]

Or with somebody else.

[Ken]

Alone.

[Ben]

We'll send a GoPro.

[Ken]

We'll send a GoPro.

[Evan]

I feel like it's something we all have to do, not just one.

[Mike]

Yeah. If you don't get noodled, you're not a part of the crew anymore, dude.

[Ken]

I got on Crawfish TikTok. Super satisfying to watch. Like, I think crawfishing is, like, one of those things.

[Mike]

Really?

[Ken]

I would assume it's probably like, farming TikTok of, like, farming satisfying things or whatever, but not on that. Just on Crawfish TikTok, though. It's dirty work, but it's honest.

[Ryan]

Ain't much, but it's honest.

[Mike]

Yeah, it sounds satisfying. Speaking of that, I have a bunch bubble wrap to run over with the one wheel, so.

[Ryan]

Oh, that is satisfying.

[Mike]

It's been fun, but.

[Ken]

All right.

[Ryan]

Sounds good.

[Ken]

Yeah, I guess that's good. Time to end.

[Ryan]

Well, we're going to go pop some bubble wrap. We'll see you guys next Tuesday.

[Mike]

No, it's all mine.