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Mike
There's a rumor floating around.
Ben
Yeah. You're spending all your money and now you're going cheap on us.
CJ
Dalton and Spenny are naked on their.
Dalton
Dirt bikes or privileged to operate a motor vehicle is hereby revoked.
Ben
He doesn't like Dalton.
CJ
Yeah, he just said he hates Dalton.
Ben
Yeah, he does.
Evan
Not like.
CJ
Said a lot of bad words about him.
Ben
Boy, did she give Gavin a piece of her mind.
Gavin
I'm engaged, guys. Oh.
CJ
They need to bring back audio shoes.
Gavin
I would 100 wear audios if they came back. But they went out of business. They got bought out.
Dalton
Aio Adio AO Audio shoes.
Gavin
They were like skate shoes.
Evan
Maybe we could buy it.
Gavin
It's gone.
Ben
You can't just buy companies.
Gavin
Well, you can.
Evan
Sled next went out of business and they were for sale.
Gavin
Did you consider.
Evan
Yeah.
Gavin
How much do you think Slednex was worth?
Ben
They were selling for $1 million.
Evan
How much? I think it was worth probably less than a million.
Gavin
But yeah, it's definitely worth less than a million.
Dalton
But they sold for a million bucks.
Gavin
They didn't sell, did they?
Dalton
I think to be bottom.
Ben
Yeah. I thought, oh, that's sick. Yeah.
Gavin
But then they just decided to do nothing with the brand. Or were they worried about them taking their, like, becoming competition? They might start making mono suits.
Mike
They just buy, like, the IP rights for the films or what?
Dalton
They got an Instagram with 100k.
CJ
Last posted 20092024 Mike, I think instead.
Ben
Of buying things, maybe you should stop being so cheap.
Mike
There's a rumor floating around.
Ben
Yeah. You're spending all your money and now you're going cheap on us.
CJ
It's not right, Mike.
Evan
I could agree with that statement potentially.
Ben
Rumor has it that you're not having an open bar at your wedding for.
Evan
Me to do an open bar. Like, full open bar through spankies. Like, I saw their prices. Like, why are we doing like eight bucks for a vodka drink?
Dalton
You know, like, so they charge you full retail.
Evan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, what's. Where's the happy medium?
Ben
Like, yeah.
Gavin
So how much was that going to cost?
Evan
Thousands.
Gavin
And obviously thousands. But, like more than 5,000.
Evan
I don't know. I hit up two. Two turn Tony. So they'll be like, unlimited two turn Tony.
Gavin
Oh, let's go. We're good then.
Evan
To me, that's.
Ben
How do they feel about that?
Evan
How to who?
Mike
The people catering.
Evan
That's what I thought was funny. So I was like, how does that work? And then they're just like, oh, yeah, whatever you bring is Free game.
Mike
Sick.
Evan
So I could just show up with a bunch of crown bottles and Grey Goose bottle, you know, like, yeah, you.
Gavin
Just need some bartenders. I would just do that then. Yeah, you could literally go to the liquor store and just buy a couple cases.
Ben
That's actually the case.
CJ
I can help you boo shop if you'd like.
Evan
The weddings that I've been to where there's just a counter full of like ice and booze, that's. That's my preferred. Like, if you can make your own drink as stiff or is not as stiff and you're never like, who. Who do I tip here? Or how much do I tip since the drinks are free or what, Whatever. But yeah, I got like unlimited Tony.
Gavin
That'S actually lit and I. I might.
Evan
Have a lead on. I'm going to throw back and bring some Doc X.
Gavin
That would be pretty legendary too. Expired.
Ben
It's got to be. They quit making it five years ago. I.
Evan
You sure that's not a true.
Gavin
Pretty sure.
CJ
They still sell it.
Evan
Wisconsin drink, like it always has been.
Ben
Really?
Evan
Yeah. Oh.
Ben
So Mike's wedding is sponsored by DocX. So Sydney and I. Sydney's walking down with a big X on her dress.
Evan
That's Sydney. And I's favorite pop is Dr. Pepper. So then I was just like talking to Doc buddy Zach and I was like, could I have some for the wedding? And he's like, yeah, that's pretty lit. Yeah.
CJ
Yeah.
Dalton
When I heard you weren't doing an open bar, at first it gave the like gut reaction, like, oh, that's weird. Mike's cheaping out. But then I thought about it. Neither of you guys drink, so I'm like, ah, okay. Like, it's one thing if, like you are gonna partake in the open bar, but the open bar was literally just for the guest.
Evan
I think it's a shame. I just kind of was like in a weird position. I was like, so for me to do an open bar, it would be like, you know, let's say five plus thousand dollars. Or if I didn't have the Tony's, it'd be a way different story. I'd get. Maybe I still could get some kegs.
Ben
You wouldn't pay five grand for a guest to have an open bar.
Evan
If it was five grand, maybe. Dude, I am just absolutely shelling money out.
Ben
Oh yeah. It's a wedding.
Gavin
Yeah. I've been watching you the last pretty much five, six years.
Evan
Just shelling.
CJ
You're glad you bought those cars a couple months ago, huh?
Evan
Yes, I.
Gavin
It is good Thing you bought them? Because it probably would have never happened.
CJ
Are all the parts bought for the Subaru?
Evan
Yeah, for the most part, yeah. I got one big ECU purchase I got to do here.
Gavin
I mean, the two turn Tony, that's a really good save.
Evan
I mean, shout out to them, dude.
Gavin
They were like, yeah, we got that coming in clutch. But I mean, I gotta say, at my wedding, there will definitely be an open bar.
Dalton
Speaking of, let's go.
Ben
Yep.
Gavin
I'm engaged, guys. I got engaged on about five days.
Dalton
Ago, so five days of engagement. How is it? Is it different?
Gavin
You know, I was a big advocate that it wouldn't be different because Alex and I had been dating for six years. But I will say it actually is different now.
Ben
It does change things.
Gavin
It does change things. It does feel different.
Evan
Really?
Gavin
I was a big advocate that it wouldn't feel different. I was like, I mean, nothing's changing. We still live together. We still all these things. But it does. It does feel different.
Ben
You look at things differently now that you're like.
Gavin
You do, but you. I'd say I just feel like a little bit more connected.
Evan
Yeah.
Gavin
Congrats. Yeah, it was pretty exciting, so.
Evan
And you pulled it off.
Gavin
Yeah.
Evan
Dalton was hidden in a ghisuit, as usual.
Gavin
Dalton, the freaking warrior soldier, whatever you want to call him, it wasn't it? Yeah, I was sweating. Dalton was really sweating.
Dalton
So you got him in the ghillie suit?
Gavin
Yeah, he was ghid up. He was in the woods. The neighbor sent me a picture. So funny of him, like, gillied up, like, hey, you know. But there's so much weird stuff that goes on over there. It's not that that far fetched, you know, so he's. They're just used to it.
Ben
They were probably like, oh, damn, dude. CJ's really popular now.
Gavin
He's got paparazzi sitting there. But yeah, he sent me a picture of Dalton posted up. We'll pop it up on the screen. But yeah, it went good. So I had this plan. It was initially I was going to get a dog. I had this dog all set up and it was going to be delivered from Florida. It was like an English bulldog. And she. We've always wanted English bulldog. I was going to get this dog. He was going to probably poop in the yard, and then I was going to do it there. And Dalton would have been there filming.
Ben
He was going to have the dog.
Evan
Eat the ring, wait for him to poop.
Gavin
I don't know, have Alex sift. We were gonna film it and stuff. And how did the poop. Well, I just figured it'd be like, I would get her out in the yard because. Or I just. He doesn't need to poop, but I'd be, oh, my God, look at this poop out. You better double check.
Ben
You know, now that you say this.
Gavin
It'S probably good you didn't go that far runny. Like, you think he's getting, like, ate something weird. I don't know.
Ben
Nothing says love like sifting through your dog.
Gavin
Yeah, well, it wouldn't be poop. It'd just be me.
Dalton
No, you should have had the dog eat the ring, and then you could have gotten it out of the po.
Gavin
Have been savage. Yeah. So basically end up pulling out on that just because a dog is so much work. And I don't know who would have taken care of it because I'm always gone.
CJ
And she works smart.
Ben
I think you made the right decision.
Gavin
Is bummer because I was a sick dog. But anyway, so then I pulled an audible, and, you know, I was a little bit more freed up because I wasn't tied up to having to do it with this dog and making a video segment out of it, too. What she actually said after I pulled out on the dog, she's like, just don't, like, film it for a video. And I was like, okay, yeah, I would never. So anyway, she was getting after me because there was, like, some sticks and stuff in the yard. And she's like, hey, you should pick those up. You should pick those up. There's, like, some weeds growing. Like, pluck those weeds, you know? And then I just kept putting it off, like, for three days, which is unlike me. And then until that Thursday when I was planning on doing it so I had Dalton all stanced up in the woods. I went and picked up the sticks and the weeds, and I, like, dropped my keys. And we had it set up where we were going to go out to dinner with her family, so that way she'd get ready. So it comes time to, like, get going, she gets all ready. For the first time ever, she's. She's ready, like, 30 minutes in advance.
Dalton
Oh, man.
Gavin
Yeah. Which never really happens. Sorry, Alex, but it just never really happens. She's like, let's go over to my parents. We can all ride together. I was like, oh, man, my stomach. Like, I'm not feeling good.
CJ
So you were the one pooping, not the dog.
Gavin
So then I just went and sat in the bathroom. I didn't even have to or anything. I just literally just sat there on the toilet, like, scrolled on my phone for, like, 20 minutes because I was waiting for Dalton to get there and, like, get situated. Then he was finally situated. So then I went out. All right, let's go get in the truck. Oh, my keys are gone. You know, I must have dropped them when I was picking up chicks.
Evan
That was a huge part of your plan was dropping the keys? Yeah. I can't leave without them. I just was curious. Did she just hit you with a let's just take my car?
Gavin
No, she didn't. I was just, like. I was, like, really frantic. I was like, we need to find them. I don't want to lose these. So then I get in the yard, and it's like, 92 degrees out, and I knew exactly where I had to do it, but I'm, like, kicking around, and she's standing on the concrete. I'm like, hey, like, come help me look. We need to go. I need two people sifting through this. And she's like, it's hot. I'm going to start sweating. And then she's like, dirty, too. I don't want to get dirty. Like, she's like, just got ready for dinner. I'm like, just help me out. Just help me out, son. She finally gets over there, and then I just hit her with it, and it went super smooth.
Ben
Did you black out a little bit? You say everything that you wanted to say, or did you think so?
Gavin
I might have went a little short, but I hit most of the points. Definitely did blackout. I wasn't really nervous. I was just excited, flat out, the whole day of. And leading up to it.
Evan
But then right before it.
Gavin
Yeah, right before is a little nerve.
Ben
Wracking, a little shake.
Gavin
But I was nervous, like, a few days prior just because I was trying to line up all the details.
Ben
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not necessarily nervous about what she's going to say. It's nervous about making it go right. Yeah. And there's so many moving parts of, like, making sure.
Gavin
I just wanted to go right and, like, her to be genuinely surprised. And she was. She was not expecting it at all, which is exactly what I wanted. Yeah. And went perfect. Then I just had the sprinter van pick us up, picked up her family, went out to dinner, and then went home. It was pretty chill. And then everyone came over for the fourth of July, except my cheap ass cousin bought a cheap bottle of champagne. And he even knew it. It was wrong. He was like. Right away, he's like, I'm sorry. I got the cheap.
Evan
I don't know why I. Oh, is it 8.95?
Gavin
Just got the cheap champagne. Cheap.
Ben
Oh, dude, okay, so like cousin. Yeah.
Gavin
He even said right away, he's like.
Ben
That'S what it's bro.
Gavin
I don't know.
Evan
Dead ass champagne intrigues me because it can cost like, you know, like two, I guess it's like wine. It also 50 bucks or literally $5.
Ben
So whenever we have a big moment, like when we hit a million subscribers, we got this bottle of Dom. When we got our boat from U Motors, we bought the the owner of U Motors and the general manager bottle of Dom.
Evan
Our first milestone in sales. I remember that.
Ben
Yep. First million dollars bottom bottle of Dom, right? And then you write on it like first million dollars, first million subs, whatever the moment is. And it like a bottle of Dom is like a four hundred fifty dollar bottle of champagne. The champagne tastes the exact same, but it's what the bottle represents, which is just cool because then you just put it on the shelf and it's just like a piece of memorabilia, right? Well, I go to the liquor store, right, with like full intentions on buying it. And then I'm standing there with Greta and she doesn't quite think the same way that I do of like, you know, recklessly spending money for a good, good. Yeah, good bit. And she was like, oh, just get this then. And she got like the $100 bottle.
Evan
Of like, oh, that's not cheap.
Ben
Yeah, but no doubt it's not that, right? And I was like, you know what? Okay, yeah, got that. And then I was in the line and I literally look at Greta, I go, I'm such a cheap piece of shit. And she's like, what? What are you talking about? I was like, I'm such a fucking terrible cousin. I'm buying a hundred dollar bottle of, of champagne when I should be buying that. And then I was telling even all the occasions, I was like, we bought it for this. We bought it for. That's why it's not the money.
Gavin
It's just the fact that we've set the president of what is what always. Yeah, yeah, this is what we always get. And then it was like, oh, this one, this time is not worth that.
Ben
And then she was like, she was like, they'll still appreciate it. And I go, man, so you were.
Dalton
At the liquor store and you second.
Gavin
Guessed he knew right when he. Right when he took it out to me, he was like, I'm sorry I cheaped out.
Ben
Yeah, it was bad.
CJ
Like you didn't turn back in the liquor store. Cuz Greta might be upset.
Ben
We were running late, it was like a ton of people there. It was a long line and I was just like ah it. I'm a piece of. I'm going to just buy. I'm going to cheap out and do this.
Mike
If anything, the bottles of Dom are the most convenient thing you can buy at the liquor store because it's right behind the counter too.
Gavin
Well don't wor guys because I didn't expect anyone to get it for me. So I just went and bought one myself.
Evan
I brought my own champagne too.
Gavin
And then I popped that. Wasted half of it just by spraying it. And that was that.
Dalton
But it's pretty lit. That actually reminds me when I was kind of a part of the like afterparty for Micah's proposal. I went to the store to buy meat for burgers.
CJ
And somebody say burgers, burgers.
Dalton
And I just was an idiot. And I was looking at the meat and I was like, do I get the lean beef? Do I get the non lean beef? But for burgers you're supposed to get the meat with more fat cuz it sticks together and it tastes good. I got the lean meat and the burgers were dry.
Ben
You ruined the party. I remember that.
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
Do you remember how everyone had a terrible time?
Evan
These burgers?
Gavin
Yeah.
Dalton
No, but I remember biting into it and I go, I bought the wrong burgers. And then I was like all bummed out of myself for it. But he never knew until now.
Gavin
It's all good. I'm happy Ben did that. It made it funny.
Ben
It was funny. I'll tell you what, I won't make that mistake again. In the back of my head I thought maybe one of the other boys bought one. I was like, ah, Ken maybe bought one, showed up. Ken, what'd you buy him? Oh, I just gave him a firm handshake.
Mike
I walked out the door, said hey, congratulations guys.
Gavin
And he didn't even shake my hand.
Evan
He walked out the door.
Dalton
He just set it to the ring.
Gavin
Doorbell when destroyed the toilet.
Evan
I gotta tell just like little proposal story that I thought was so funny. So Sydney's friend, friend of a friend, friend, they got engaged and they're like cow farmers. And you know, there's some interesting engagements out there. You see proposals, I should say. You know, some people do in public, some people do it totally wrong, Totally right. Totally huge, totally small. But this couple was cow farmers and they were like tagging calf. So you know, they punch a little hole through the ear, tag it. And in order to do that you, like, put a knee down on the calf and then tag it. As he's doing that, he pulls the tag up and the tag says, will you marry me? And then he's like, on his knee. And the photo is of him on his knee on a calf. What, the cast neck? Yeah.
Dalton
It's actually kind of awesome. The tag was a nice touch, though.
Evan
You got as cow farmers, I. I bet they love that. Their family's gonna love that. That's funny. But for everyone else. What's he doing?
Gavin
What's he doing? Animal people that don't know.
Evan
Yeah, I know. Little.
Ben
If you.
CJ
God damn it. I was gonna say it, but then I figured you can't.
Gavin
So here's something funny that happened the next. So then we celebrate on the 4th of July. Everyone goes home. It's that Saturday. We go to go see my family because we haven't, like, seen them in person yet. And we pull up and, you know, eat breakfast and all this. And my mom's side of the family comes over. So everyone's there, and let's take a picture. So we all go outside and we're on the deck, and we're like, line up. Take this picture. And my brother goes, what are those? And everyone looks down, and there's a pair of woman's underwear on the deck. Woman's under, like, like, you know, like, kind of like. Not necessarily super lingerie, but in between. It's a thong.
Dalton
Not what Mike had in his Dr.
Gavin
And I'm like, what the. Like, where did those come from? I'm thinking, like, I'm even confused.
Dalton
Al.
Gavin
Oh, my God. Picks them up. Turns out they were in her pant leg from doing laundry. But it fell out when she was walking. Yeah. Cuz, like, laundry was in her pants. And then it must have fallen out. And then it was pretty funny or whatever. So then we get in the car and she starts telling me this story. She goes, oh, my God. Just was telling me last week that happened to her at church. I go, holy. That happened to her walking down at church. But yeah, I mean, so it happens a lot, but it was super funny.
Evan
Yeah. If you could drop a dryer sheet out, but instead you drop.
Gavin
Yeah, I mean, well, they're just like, small, you know, like it just gets crumpled up, but.
Dalton
So you guys kind of celebrated on the fourth Go. Good.
Gavin
Yeah, you wouldn't know. Ryan didn't show up.
Mike
You know those people that actually like celebrating our. Our independence?
Dalton
I do. Everyone.
Ben
We're proud of our country.
Evan
No, that's. We celebrated independence but we shamefully did not celebrate CJ's engagement.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
I shot Nikki in the neck with a Roman candle. On purpose or no accident. How do you burn her dress?
Gavin
How do you manage that?
CJ
Well, I was actually shooting Roman candles at the kids that were fishing at the end of the dock. So I figured if it went bad enough, they just jump in the lake. So I set the Roman candle on the dock, and I was holding it with my foot. It was just kind of shooting at their feet. I think there were eight shots, and I must have thought there were five, so I took my foot off it, the next shot, flipped it 180 degrees, and Nikki's sitting like five feet away. And it just blasts, like, burnt. She has, like. I don't know. What's like a little dress thing that you wear over your swimsuit kind of COVID Yeah. Real thin material. So that's all, like, charred and burnt. Like, hit her and went up her neck. So she had like, all little.
Ben
Jesus.
CJ
Not like a bad burn, but like all kinds of little, like, sparky.
Ben
Oh, I can't imagine her reaction. Evan.
Gavin
What the.
CJ
Yeah, she acted like I intentionally did it.
Dalton
It wasn't my fault. Normally Roman candles only have five shots, so.
Gavin
Dude, Roman candles that he did on purpose. Yeah.
Ben
Yeah, it makes sense. You were technically. I mean, you were gonna hit someone.
CJ
Yeah, but it was funny. It was like an old Western. I was young. Go dance, dance. And you shoot at their feet and then they jumping. It was all good fun.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ben
Fireworks are just a recipe for disaster. Because us being an example of, like, doing crazy every single week. Right. For these videos, it might be in a different form or fashion, but there's usually a lot of risk involved. Right. Most people living their average lives aren't doing risky on the daily.
Dalton
Right.
Ben
The riskiest you're doing is driving to work, maybe in your car. So when you get, like, people that aren't doing a risky stuff and then fireworks, I feel like it's just a recipe for disaster.
Gavin
Yeah.
Dalton
And you throw on a full day of drinking before, so they're pretty fearless.
Ben
Like, things are going to go wrong.
Evan
I always. Yeah. I say, like, the people who aren't safe or shouldn't be allowed fireworks are the same people who shouldn't be allowed to own side by sides. Kind of goes hand in hand.
Ben
Kind of one of the same, honestly.
Evan
You know, there's just people that just shouldn't be in, like, false confidence. 200 horsepower side by sides.
Ben
There's like a certain length of watching fireworks where it's like, cool. And then after a while, it's like, all right, what are we doing here?
Gavin
We're standing here for, like, an hour and a half watching them pop.
Dalton
Yeah.
Ben
And then when it does, like, a little bit more and you just hear like, oh, wow.
Gavin
When they're just popping and they're really loud and you feel them in the chest like that, the big ones. That's pretty. There's something about. There's a dopamine release.
Ben
I feel like fireworks are just getting, like, more and more advanced now. You got, like, fireworks to music, and it's all, like, choreographed, right?
Gavin
Yeah.
Ben
It's like, just becoming more and more of a production.
Gavin
Yeah. It is crazy. You're kind of just watching a bunch of bombs blow up in the air, like.
Ben
Yeah.
Gavin
In front of you when your drunk.
Dalton
Uncle Timmy lighting them off, you know, in the driveway.
Ben
We went through a firework phase. It's probably good that we stop because, like, all of our videos started getting demonetized by YouTube. They didn't like fireworks, so we. We stopped playing with fireworks kind of. But it was, like, progressively getting crazier and crazier because our friend Tint would have, like, M80s on steroids. They were, like, coming in, like, the size of, like, a toilet paper, like, roll. It would come in that, packed in it with a fuse that was just long enough for you to run away from it really fast. We blew up the garbage can in our HOA parking lot, feet in the air, and then we blew the jet ski up, blew the couch up, couch.
Evan
Landed on the roof. We found that incredibly satisfying.
Dalton
We left that cushion up there till the wind blew it down.
Mike
We were so lucky that jet ski didn't break anything. Like, that thing went so high, and there was so much building everywhere.
Gavin
Cars everywhere just always were like, eh, it. We'll risk it. Just roll the dice.
Evan
Yeah. Yeah.
Ben
Everything we did was, like, also in our old shop development that was like an hoa, so it was surrounded by, like, other shops that people owned. And so when things went wrong, they were just landing on. On other people's roofs.
Evan
This is what I think we should do. I say we push the limits. And I'm sure this is one been done before. Obviously, in this video, you see it. And two, everyone's had this idea. You get all your mortars, your cakes, your big cakes, whatever you want more. So cakes. And then you just get all your buddies like we have, and you let them off all at once.
Gavin
Yep.
Evan
I said that, actually, dude, is so satisfying.
Gavin
When we were watching the fireworks, show me Ryan. Randy. I said, what would we want? The most fireworks ever lit off at once was in China.
CJ
Caught fire. A lot went off at once.
Ben
Oh, yeah.
Evan
That was like a full blown, like, explosion. Gas explosion.
Ben
I want to do that.
Dalton
Is lit. Yeah.
CJ
Do the mad in the toilet.
Ben
See, that is sick. It's like, why waste everyone's time of like. All right, at the end, there's gonna be this huge payoff, and that's what you're waiting for. Well, you might as well just. Just do it right away. Give them the pay.
CJ
And Evans theory.
Dalton
The city of San Diego show just blew off all their fireworks at once.
Evan
So they actually. Yep. So they actually did that and probably set a record.
Mike
Like, not intentionally, but eventually.
Evan
But yeah. Look at that. You can't even see anything.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ben
So there's definitely a sweet spot.
Evan
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Dalton
For my dad to experience. We went to a fireworks show that was like, plenty long, and he was like, oh, okay, I get it now. Like, it's only fun for so long when you're watching. When you're lighting them off, you can pretty much just do it all night. It's pretty fun, right? But when you're the one watching.
Ben
I think I'm going to have fireworks at my wedding, and I want to do it big, very short, and I'm going to have you guys doing it.
Gavin
Oh, that'd be lit.
Evan
I would.
Gavin
I'd love to.
Evan
Would love to.
Dalton
Heaven's like hell.
CJ
Yeah.
Gavin
You hear my Evan's going to aim it towards the crowd.
Dalton
Damn.
CJ
Accidentally tipped it over.
Gavin
I thought they were going to dance.
CJ
It's going to spice it up a little bit.
Dalton
I think we have some extras left over. I don't know.
Evan
I wasn't going to say it. I was like, I. I was going.
Ben
To bring fireworks, too, but are fireworks expensive? I've never bought fireworks.
Evan
I. I haven't either.
CJ
Expensive enough that when they go off in like 30 seconds, you're like, damn, that was like 100 bucks.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
20 seconds.
Ben
100 bucks for a firework.
Dalton
Like a good. A good cake is like one. You can get some couple cakes that are like 200 some. Something like that.
CJ
It's like the classic thing, though, where the prices are astronomically high. And then the guy with an eye patch, missing fingers selling them to you is gonna be, oh, but I'll give.
Gavin
Them to you here.
Evan
Yeah.
CJ
40% off. Oh, there's always like, crunching numbers and you're like, buy two, get one free. And then.
Ben
Yeah.
Evan
So I was.
Dalton
Yeah, you get three of Them you get the fourth of the combo. Yeah.
Mike
You can only buy it for like two weeks out of the year.
Gavin
Ryan, how much do you think that fireworks show cost that we went to?
Dalton
I know. Actually how much was $15,500?
Evan
I guess higher.
Dalton
That was really fireworks get for what? It was blown out of proportion because everybody watches a show and goes, wow, dude. Yeah, I heard the Lake association spent $23,000 on that. And then they go, someone goes, yeah, you hear the Lake association spent 30 grand on these fireworks. And that song goes, well, 30 grand, that's damn near 50. And then before you know it, the Lake association spent 150 grand on fireworks because the DL beach, they posted in the paper the DL beach had a certain amount of fireworks.
Evan
Cool. They disclosed that. But yeah, I was wondering if it was like Halloween candy. Like now can I go in and get fireworks like hella cheap or do they just.
Dalton
Yeah, it's a good question actually.
Mike
If you buy them now but you don't use them till next year, do they go bad?
CJ
That was one thing I was scared about is my Roman candles I was using. Some of them were like ancient. Six, five, six years old.
Ben
Oh, they're blowing up the sides?
CJ
No, they're never had a problem. But I actually set up a couple steel pipes to put the Roman candles in. So I attempt to not lose a hand. I was nervous, but I was like, got to do something. Threw a couple in the campfire too. That's always makes for a fun game of roulette.
Evan
I don't know if Roman.
Ben
At what point is it a weapon?
CJ
Oh, it is just dude, to me that's what fireworks are fun for. Blowing the stuff up or shooting your buddies with the roman candles. But I mean it's cool seeing them go up. But as far as me purchasing them, it's like you'd have to spend so much money to like impress your buddies. It's just like I'll just buy $50 of Roman candles and shoot my buddies rather than try to impress.
Dalton
More fun or kind of.
Evan
I mean we've been talking about fireworks for a while, but kind of back to what you said. When we blow stuff up, we've had more fun with let's say 20 mortars. 20 total mortars and some. Some oversized M80s than we've ever had spending or someone else spending money.
Dalton
Multiple.
Evan
Just getting yourself a good mortar. Like 3 inch or 2 inch mortar or bigger if you can get it. And like launching like three of them off is the most satisfying thing ever. Especially when you put it in something and then explode it.
Ben
Think of that guy that spent $15,000 on the fireworks. Just, like, had a party, and then when everyone was leaving, just gave everyone, like, 500 bucks. I would be like, all right, did you have more fun watching the fireworks, or would you take the 500 bucks?
Evan
No, I saw more than 30 people.
Gavin
If you were like, everyone would take the 500 bucks.
Dalton
A big family, you know, like a big family event. If you're, like a local, one of the big dogs around here, instead of it, you, like, auctioned it off to your friends and family. Or, like, there was a drawing where one person walked away with the 10 grand that it cost to throw. Like, think how lit that would be. Everybody would be vying for a ticket to the party. They'd be bringing you little gifts, hoping for a little extra luck.
Gavin
You know, like, maybe you should do a raffle system at your wedding for just raffle off some money.
CJ
Money auction.
Gavin
When you pay them, you should just pull your wallet out and, like, give them money out of your wallet to make it feel really weird. It's like, you know, it's different when you get it right out of the wall.
Ben
I feel good about this.
Gavin
Yeah, congrats.
Evan
That would be pretty funny to raffle off money.
Dalton
Well, have you seen the things where people will do auctions for, like, which table gets seat first and stuff like that?
Evan
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Ben
Give away a pit bike.
Evan
When we hit, we hit, like, pouring beer into it.
Ben
Give away a pip like at your wedding, Mike.
Evan
Yeah.
Dalton
Sell a raffle or something.
Mike
Get that drift car, BMW you're trying to get rid of.
Evan
There you go.
Ben
Oh, come on.
Gavin
Now.
Ben
What, are they gonna have to push it out of the driveway, by the.
Evan
Way, turd get entered.
Gavin
No one enters.
Evan
Yeah, literally, I have 211 guests.
Dalton
211. You each get them to buy a thousand dollar ticket.
Evan
Thousand dollar giveaway.
Ben
Oh, yeah. Give away a Lambo.
Gavin
No, you could and just say none of the profits are going to me.
Dalton
It's just there is no profit.
Ben
Oh, wait, I'm gonna just do something.
Gavin
Thousand dollar entry. That's insane, though. That's insane. That's a lot.
CJ
I saw this thing at the county fair when I was a kid where they had a car where there was a few cars, and you pay, like, $5 and you got to hit it three times with a sledgehammer. You should do that with the BMW at your wedding, dude.
Evan
There we go.
Ben
Yeah, I just recoup some of your costs.
CJ
Probably make more than it's worth.
Evan
Yeah.
CJ
Smashing it with a mallet.
Evan
I would charge more for the first couple of hits because breaking the windows, that.
Ben
Yeah, that's actually a good idea. We got a bunch of good ideas flowing.
CJ
Right? I love it.
Ben
Like, these are all good ideas. I might save that one for my wedding.
Evan
That's good. He's writing Give Pip, like, away.
Dalton
Speaking of the weddings, it's been a tough situation for Lana and I, and I think it's harder for girls. But now that everybody's getting engaged, obviously Launder's like, damn, we're the last one. I've been, you know, trying to upload my game and trying to be.
Ben
Yeah, right.
Dalton
Well, I'm just trying to, like, show that I'm making an effort, you know, so, like, she doesn't feel like I don't care about her.
Evan
Right.
Gavin
To your defense, you have been dating the least amount of time, though.
Dalton
Exactly. So, anyway, I sent her flowers today, and then I put a little card on it that said, you know, like, hey, get ready for this date tonight. Your secret admirer, you know, trying to.
Gavin
I do.
Dalton
Whatever. No, because then I'm going to just pick her up and we're gonna go on this date and, you know, just be like, funny. Right. I'm just trying to be funny. Which I'm not. So, anyway, I just get a text from her. I've been waiting for her to get these flowers all day. She goes, lol. I kind of got. She works in marketing. Lol. I kind of got mad at the Pinterest team yesterday and they sent me flowers. Sends a picture of the flowers. I go, huh, weird. Is there a card? She goes, oh, wait, it's from the. It's from the team I work at with Pinterest. They sent them to me double doubles.
Evan
Down that they weren't from you.
Dalton
Yeah. Now she goes, oh, wait, ha. It's from you.
Gavin
That's funny.
Dalton
But I'm just like, hold on.
Ben
Pretty fun. I think I have a stalker.
CJ
Or maybe she wouldn't show you at all because it said secret admirers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Evan
That would be the biggest.
Gavin
You come home, all the flowers gone. Didn't get anything today? No, no, nothing.
Dalton
I like to look at my email. It's confirmed.
Evan
They have a picture of it on your front.
Ben
Yeah. Must have been delivered to the wrong doorstep. Signed by.
Evan
Yeah. Airbag. Now, Ben, you were actually. Evan, I don't peer pressure many people, but I'm. I regret not peer pressuring you that day.
CJ
No, it was like Spenny was On a mission to do a backflip on a pit bike. And I just wanted to session the airbag, so I figured there was no reason to do it in, like, that small window.
Evan
Yeah, you kept saying that. I don't want to jam you up, but, like, there was. We were just standing around. I just regret not peer pressuring you, but I know you go.
CJ
Want to go ride it right after this.
Evan
Sure.
CJ
All right.
Evan
I know that you are going to do it, so. But we got airbags at the compound. And then Spenny, Yeah, he hit it one time on the BMX and then was like, yep, I'm good for flips through, like, 10 more flips after that. The next day, flew through another 10 and then did it on the pit bike.
Ben
It is sick. Congrats on the airbag, Mike.
Evan
Thanks, bro. And then I did a backflip on a bmx. Nothing to write home about, but still, I've never been upside down successfully besides in the pond that one time. So it's just fun. And I. And I said this in the video too. Like, it opens up a lot of possibilities for what you can do and what you like, hopefully can learn. And it also does open up a lot of possibilities to get hurt because, like, without the airbag, you wouldn't be upside down really, at all.
CJ
The airbag is just. I still think it's a little bit of false security, honestly. Like, it's, yeah, 10 times softer than the ground, but I still think water or a foam pit is much more forgiving than the airbag.
Ben
I'd agree.
Mike
Like, just watching, I think it was one time Spenny, like, lost control of the bike, and it was like, okay, if the bike didn't go a little to the left and he went a little right, it would have still hurt super bad having that land on you.
Gavin
I still think landing head first onto this airbag is gonna rather be into a foam pit or clear water. For sure. Water is gonna be the most forgiving.
Evan
But water is just so much more work. You're dealing with a wet bike. You're all wet every hit. You know, like this we get a dry run in it. This we. We dealt with. The bag was probably like, what, 125 degrees, baking the sun.
Gavin
But the thing with the bag, though, is you have obviously of the square bag, but then you have the landing so you can roll out and actually land it.
Evan
Yeah, the landing airbag scares me more than anything because the big square one that we got, you just land in the middle of and you Know things can go wrong, but chillin. You just land in the middle of it. But the angled one, if you like happen to land on the top and bounce to the bottom. And this one's not even that big. Like if you bounce from the top to the ground.
Ben
Oh, yeah.
CJ
Is it 10, 10ft tall is the big one.
Evan
Yeah. And then the eight foot bag is landing.
Dalton
Yeah. Did you. Did you end up hitting a flip?
CJ
F Went for one the night before and we set it up and probably should have hit the ramp a couple times. Like, Mike went right for it, but I went straight for the backflip. And I was used to doing it off a ramp with no pop. And this ramp is literally a quarter pipe. So I like send myself bike, dude. My bike went like 10ft backwards. Well, maybe not.
Evan
Whatever.
CJ
Kind of like he didn't work at all.
Evan
Flailed into the bag and then we had enough time to go, oh, that's probably not good for the bike.
CJ
Yeah. Like, I had landed on my head, composed myself enough to hear my bike.
Evan
Yeah.
CJ
Landing and then getting throttled.
Evan
Yeah.
Dalton
You think you're working with like a backflip block right now? No, no, no.
CJ
I don't really get that.
Ben
I had it for a long time.
Dalton
Really?
Ben
Yeah. I used to backflip, obviously on the tramp. I was trying to do it like on the ground and stuff for like the tree. Backflip, wakeboard, backflips, skiing backflips. And then backflip on a ski, two skis, snow ski.
Dalton
Oh, sorry. I was like water skiing. I was like, how the do you do a backflip?
Ben
My bad, my bad.
CJ
And then sick though. We should look into that.
Ben
I can't remember. Something just happened where then you get afraid of going upside down and then you just lose everything.
Evan
Like it's like one sketch.
Ben
The million times that you've done it out the window and you forget how. How it's done.
Dalton
Who actually has a pretty surprising backflip is cj. You got a good rotation of a backflip on a trampoline. Sorry to like say surprising, but like, I don't know, you're not really built like a gymnast, you know, so like for you to run up on a trampoline, just rip.
Gavin
I used to do a lot of backflip flips back in the day. I could. I could backflip a wakeboard easier than like jumping away almost just because it.
Dalton
Oh yeah.
Gavin
It almost would just kick you into it. But yeah, I spend a lot of time on trampoline. I could still rip a backflip on a trampoline, but we don't have one for good reason. That's not that.
Ben
Well, yeah, last time, yeah, the tramp had to go down the road when my girlfriend was doing front flips.
Gavin
Yeah, she landed on the side of it.
Ben
Landed a little front heavy in the springs. Landed front heavy and then rocketed forward and then hit her nose on the ring. And it was so bad. It was so bad. Like, broken nose. Like, right straight into the hospital. Black eyes swollen. So bad. It was before you around. And we had the trampoline inside at.
Gavin
Our old shower net or anything just indoors. We were just like, February.
Ben
This is the greatest thing we ever read.
Evan
Three garage bays, give or take. And the trampoline took up two of them in the hot tub, took up the other.
Dalton
That was a wild time in our old shop.
Ben
Like, when we had the tramp, though. It was the tramp and the hot tub inside. And we were just like, why did we not do this the second we moved in?
Evan
I don't know.
CJ
When I first started here, there was still a trampoline in the back line, but the wind tucked it and tossed it up into the pine trees.
Ben
It did. And we just left it there for, like, three months.
Dalton
Crumpled up.
Ben
Crumpled up.
CJ
The most use it got was when I was dragging it 20ft over so I could mow where it was sitting.
Evan
We use it first. We took some corny ass merch photos on it once.
Ben
Dude, I watched a crazy YouTube video the other day. It was our buddy OG Chaffen that we met at Rednecks with Paychecks, and it was him progressively getting more and more drunk and trying to drive around this racetrack.
CJ
Dude, Jake just hit me with that idea, like, two weeks ago, and this guy did it.
Gavin
Yeah, I think he did it a while ago.
CJ
Maybe Jake was ripping him off.
Ben
I don't know, though. Like, I watched. It was wild, actually. Like, he's a really, really good driver, good wheelman. And, like, he could barely drive around the track.
Dalton
Is he a lightweight, though?
Ben
No, he drank, like, an insane amount.
Dalton
Was he drifting or just trying to, like, run a fast line?
Ben
He was just trying to run a fast line.
Evan
It sounds really fun.
Ben
But he was, like, spinning out, like, almost drifting into the wall, like, ending up backwards on the track multiple times.
Dalton
Oh, my gosh.
Ben
Yeah.
Dalton
How hard would be?
Ben
That's what I was wondering.
Evan
Like.
Ben
Like, what track is. Is letting this happen.
Dalton
That's awesome.
Ben
Actually, though, I don't know if it's like, a European thing that they're just more relaxed over there, but.
Evan
Or if there's like dollars talk.
Ben
Yeah, I mean, I'd imagine either way, you got to rent it out, but still.
Dalton
So. So how'd it go? Like, what. What happened to him? What'd he do?
Ben
Oh, like he just got hammered at the end and like, he could literally barely drive around the track.
Dalton
Someone riding with him. Because that would be a terrifying.
Ben
Yeah, someone was riding with him and he was like, I am never hopping in a car with you again. I guess if you're that hammered. Yeah, yeah.
Evan
He got wasted and then someone literally did hand him the keys.
Dalton
That's actually cool to see because normally, like, when they do the drinking and driving simulators, it's like, you know, the goggles with Vaseline on them or like a mirror in it so you can'.
Evan
See.
Dalton
But that is like, true. A solid driver showing how much you can't. How much you just like.
Ben
Yeah.
Dalton
Control the car.
Ben
I was pretty surprised too, that, like, YouTube would, I guess, like, let that be. Like, you'd think that they wouldn't want to promote drinking and driving anything.
Gavin
The same thing.
Ben
Former fashion. But it was. It was a good video too. But I've been trying to watch and consume more YouTube and Instagram and like Tick Tock and things. Just keep my knife sharp, keep honed in. The amount of AI videos that I've been getting recommended is insane. I don't know if you guys are.
Dalton
Getting on YouTube or on TikTok.
Gavin
YouTube.
Ben
YouTube is like straight AI thumbnails now where that's like all I see on Tick Tock and Instagram. My algorithm is just like. I'm just like in the AI algorithm. And most of them are like the gorilla.
Evan
Those are funny.
Ben
But like, half of them are ads and I still watch them. Yeah. Because like, you can just like, they're.
Dalton
Coming for my job.
Ben
If you're like a car dealership, like, you could make like a gorilla AI video. Yeah, yeah. Talking about that. And you just make it savage enough and funny enough. It's like, even though it's an ad, you're still going to like, watch it the same.
Evan
That's what I mean. I do find just about the gorilla ones. Like, you, they can. You can create a character to say like some savage shit and it's not connected to a real person who. Who has friends and family. So like, you can say like someone. I'm not saying. Yeah. I'm not saying to just like, have your girl. Yeah. Have your only comedy be like cancelable jokes and stuff. But like you can get away with.
Gavin
So much more than people. Yeah. Well, so where are they making these videos? Because I'm an avid user of AI.
Mike
Google, VO3 or something.
Dalton
Yeah.
Evan
Before you used to have to kind of send it, you would have to get your voice from somewhere. You'd have to get your AI video from somewhere. You might have to send it through another AI video thing. But now it's getting to the point where you just like prompt VO3.
Gavin
Yeah.
Dalton
And it just happens that fast. That's. But I tried it for like the Mike's viper thing and it is actually more difficult. Like it was hard for me to get something that came out that was even slightly good.
Evan
Yeah, yeah.
Gavin
I've noticed with AI that like, if you're trying to generate an image, it's not nearly as accurate, at least with the chat GPT stuff as like if you just ask it like a information.
Evan
Based question or when people are cranking out like, like, oh, you made that on chat GPT. But then what they don't say is that it took them, you know, seven tries to get to that image or.
Dalton
They spent a ton of time on the prompt, like, because you can search in chat GPT like other images people have created and then when you click on like what they typed in to create it and it's literally a book this long worth of like super descriptive information. You're like, oh, it's not as easy. But have you seen people have been doing it with cleat?
Ben
Oh, yeah. With the giraffe.
Dalton
Giraffe, yeah.
Gavin
Squirrel.
CJ
Or George is a squirrel.
Ben
Yeah. Pretty funny. It is funny. Someone just did it with Evan.
Dalton
Really?
Ben
Yeah. Yeah. Let me pop it up.
Dalton
They should make us like characters.
CJ
Like, I don't like where this is going.
Mike
I just saw this yesterday.
Evan
Are you talking about the one where.
CJ
He'S singing Daddy buy me North Korea?
Ben
It's like a battle cry. And when the rukus is.
Gavin
Wait, so this is AI? I swear I saw him do this right after the cake smash.
CJ
What the. I don't even know if I hate it. I just. It's really stupid.
Evan
Do you know what that song's from?
CJ
No.
Evan
Willy Wonka from the Chocolate Factory.
CJ
Maybe I didn't hear it right. Me and Mike did little pull tab run last night.
Evan
Yeah, it was quality time. Went into Zorbas with one goal to play pull tabs with. Evan walked out 340 bucks richer.
CJ
Wow.
Ben
That me and Evan have the same success.
Evan
It was just. It was like, that's how you want it to go. But it was weird. We just were like, yeah, should we put our, you know, little bit of that winnings in this and then the next winnings in that? There's not much to it, but we were. We were just, like, freaking dapping it up. We're like, this is going extremely well for us.
Ben
Did you guys see the video of. Of the General Lee jump in that fountain? Yes. In that town Flat. Yeah, it's a flat.
Mike
The camera guy was seconds away from getting hit.
Dalton
Oh, yeah. Too.
Evan
He actually really was close.
CJ
The camera guy must be related to Dalton. He loves being second.
Evan
Sweet, dude. The. The amount of general leaves are. They're Dodge Chargers, Right. That have been jumped to flat is a lot of them.
Mike
That one was like some other kind of car just in a body kit.
Dalton
But, like, either way, camera guy, he's like, oh.
CJ
Oh, dude.
Evan
He barely. To be fair, he could have left his camera and got out of the way fast.
CJ
Dude, look how quick that guy at the G charts is running.
Dalton
It is a slam, dude.
Ben
Yeah, it was a hard jump.
Gavin
How did they do this pass with the city?
Evan
I feel like Evan could handle that.
Gavin
Oh, yeah.
Ben
Ev could eat that.
Evan
Yeah.
CJ
Actually looks like a downhill landing from this angle.
Evan
But also, the guy in the car is probably like, yep, I've done this, you know, 39 times.
Gavin
So they installed that fountain and this to celebrate they did that.
Mike
I think it was, like, some kind of.
Evan
Makes you assume that.
Gavin
I mean, when you install a fountain in a roundabout, the next inevitable thing is to jump something, whether it's an evil Knievel.
CJ
Well, we might think that way. I'm not sure if that's how, like, the town normally would think. I'm. But there's plenty of fountains that haven't been jumped out there.
Ben
How many General Lees are out there?
Dalton
There's one in north side of DL.
Evan
Well, we talking.
Ben
No, I'm talking about, like, true Generales.
CJ
I saw a thing. It was one of the VIN Wikis. I think they did that. But they were, like, over a hundred that were used for this show because obviously they cook them all the time. So that obviously, the good ones, stunt ones, but they were constantly, like, having to.
Evan
But when they were doing the show, those were all, like, legit, you know, like, Dodge Chargers, no body kit.
CJ
Yeah, but, I mean, there was only a few that were, like, really nice, and then the rest were just, like.
Mike
They were toasted by the end of the shoot.
CJ
Well, yeah, but they also weren't like, fully tricked out to be as nice as, like.
Evan
Right.
Dalton
Yeah, like, the one you're seen driving in and stuff like that.
Ben
When's the last time that like a genuine generally sold that was like used in the show? Like, how about Joe Dirt's Daytona that we saw at Sturgis? Sturgis, yeah.
CJ
Gas. Gas Monkey.
Dalton
Yeah. How much did that sell for?
Evan
400.
Dalton
Oh my gosh.
Evan
300 something.
CJ
I think it was like.
Ben
It was more than that.
CJ
I thought it was right around a half a million.
Evan
Yeah, that's a half a million.
Ben
$500.
Mike
So only 17 of the General Lee's that were used in the shoot are still like in existence.
Evan
That's pretty cool.
Mike
The most recent article, I can see one came up for auction in 2018, but I can't find a price. Oh, two. 225,000.
Dalton
Oh, a steal compared to the Joe.
Evan
Dirt at 330k, but also 225,000 for something that there are 17 of, it's pretty good. There's only one Joe Dirt rig, so hold on.
Gavin
That one wasn't destroyed or it was never jumped.
Mike
Like the 17 cars, like survived. Like they weren't totaled in the shoot. Like they. They made it out just fine.
Gavin
How many did they total?
Mike
Between 250. And 350 cars were.
CJ
Oh, more than.
Mike
There's a few different numbers, but yeah, destroyed, used in production. So only 17 are still in existence.
Dalton
Wow.
Ben
They had a worse ratio than. Than we do Fast and Furious, but like beat them every.
CJ
How many years did the show run? It was like a series. And like every episode had at least.
Ben
Did they have like one main stuntman, like, who was doing these jumps?
CJ
That would be my dream. Sure.
Gavin
They had so many.
Ben
That would be your dream. You are living.
Gavin
No fame, no anything. Just doing the jump. Yeah. I don't know.
CJ
The guy was probably just chilling the whole time, drinking a couple beers. All right, time to jump the abandoned bridge.
Evan
Yeah, we're going to film episode six's jump today too, if you want to knock that out. Yeah, a couple more.
Dalton
Can I have twice as many beers?
Ben
Our buddy was getting a rope out from our boat at the sandbar the other day and sliced his hand open and CJ had to bring him to the ER.
Gavin
Yeah, that was on the 4th of July.
Evan
Because what was like the prop was just that sharp or he was.
Gavin
C.J.
CJ
Revved it up.
Evan
Right.
CJ
You pull and I'll spin it proper.
Dalton
Yeah.
Gavin
No, basically it was just so wavy with three anchors and the boat was shifting back and forth and it must have somehow shifted over enough to then just lightly loop the Anchor underneath it. And there was so much going on, I didn't pull that anchor up, so I also don't know who did. So they might have pulled it the wrong way, which then even looped it more, or could have originally looped it. But then there was literally, like, six drunk dudes fighting over who gets to hold the rope, like, literally. And then I just come to the back of them. Hey, Just one person.
Ben
What?
Gavin
I said it literally seven times when they were just fighting over the rope. And then they're all, like, swimming under. One guy smacks his nose on the. I don't know, something down there. He comes up bleeding.
Dalton
Oh, my God.
Gavin
And he said that he was undoing it, and then someone pulled the rope tight, and then it basically shoved his hand up into the prop.
Dalton
Oh, my.
Gavin
And that's how he cut it then, because he cut it up here. So someone pulled on it.
Evan
Yeah.
Gavin
Like, they were like. It was literally like zombies. Just, like.
Ben
And I'm just bad.
Gavin
I'm relatively sober, sitting here, like, ah, yeah. Trying to get a hold of everyone, but also, like.
Ben
Like, keep it.
Gavin
It was just, you know, standard stuff, but, yeah. Then I brought him to the hospital after he bled for five hours at the house.
Mike
Your fiance put a bandage on his hand, thought it was fine for, like, an hour. And then somebody. Somebody finally looks at me. He's just got blood all over where he was sitting. It was.
Gavin
Then we got him another one. Then we gave him a beach towel. He bled through that. Then there after he got, like, a puddle on the couch. It was like, this big of a puddle. Like, all right, we're taking the ER.
Ben
Did he put up a pretty good fight?
Gavin
He did not want to go to the er.
Ben
I can imagine he would.
Dalton
He's a pretty tough guy, too.
Gavin
You know, he did not want to go.
Ben
Farm boy.
Dalton
Yeah, I don't need to go to the.
Gavin
I was like, bro, you're gonna bleed out at the. Like, you're losing. You're losing a fair amount of blood, and you're bleeding all over the house. So, like, I don't know what you're gonna do. Like, I wish I had some super glue. I would have tried super gluing it.
Mike
There was so much blood. I think that would just push the super glue straight out.
Gavin
Yeah, it was five stitches, so not. Not too bad. But, yeah, it was pretty fun.
Evan
You guys ever done that? We super glued Cody's headshot once.
Gavin
When was that?
Evan
He was rolling around on the hoverboard, and then he bonked his head on the hammer slogging table. Because he was crouched down like a little.
Dalton
Oh, yeah. Back when you said amber slogging in the shot.
Ben
And he went backwards into it, didn't he?
Evan
He like zoomed backwards into it, cracked his head open, and we just super glued it. We were drunk.
Ben
Did it work?
Evan
It worked, it worked. And I've seen it work more than. That's the only time I've done it to someone. But, like, it does work.
Ben
What a scary place to be on fourth of July, though. Was it the hospital? Yeah, pretty busy.
Dalton
Was it?
Gavin
Like, I just basically brought them there and I was like, this is either gonna be a quick thing or it's gonna be. Yeah, you're gonna be your all night. They were there for like five hours. No.
Dalton
And did you talk with them and you were able to go home?
Gavin
Yeah, they just told me, like, go home. Like, even if it's gonna take 10 minutes, we're gonna just have someone pick us up.
Dalton
Oh, there you go. Because they both live in deal.
Gavin
Yeah. So it worked out good.
Ben
What do you think they did when he was sitting there, like, bleeding out? Like when you're at the ER and you're waiting for five hours? Well, it was us.
Dalton
We just made jokes and laughs.
CJ
Yeah.
Gavin
I mean, we've been in that situation.
Ben
Do they. Do they come out and like, stop it from bleeding?
Gavin
I don't know.
CJ
It wasn't that bad in my experience. I was in that exact situation and they're icing me out there. Like, I'm filling out, like paperwork and I'm holding a towel. I'm bleeding out my forearm, which ended up being like a six stitch wound, not a towel on it. And after over an hour goes by, the secretary kind of like peeks over her desk and like realized how bad it was bleeding and then they like, rushed it along. But maybe there is some level and they deem that I wasn't like, needing immediate attention, that. Yeah, I was just sitting there chilling and then they need to go in.
Dalton
There, make sure you're bleeding. Yeah, just bleeding out onto the floor and shit. Then they'll take you right back.
Ben
Yeah, but they didn't leave your arm on the, on the table when you're filling it. Yeah, little puddle. Yeah, that's what happened when I went in for my appendix. And like, they didn't know exactly what was going on. So you. You go in for a CT scan to. For them to look and see if your appendix is like, inflamed. And as soon as I got in there before they brought me back for the CT scan. Like, sirens were going off and, like, doors were slamming, and I was like, oh, this doesn't sound good. So much pain right now. And they, like, after, like, all these, you know, doors start slamming, nurse comes in and was like, oh, we just had an accident that we got attend to, so we'll be in, like, when we can. And I was. I think I was in the room waiting for him for four hours.
Evan
Oh.
Ben
Or something. Something.
Dalton
Obviously, someone needed more help than you.
Ben
Yeah, exactly. They did. And they brought me in after, like, four hours of waiting in this room, scanned my appendix, and then they rushed me into surgery like, three minutes later, because they were like, your appendix is about to burst. We have to do it immediately. Like, every minute that goes by is like, it could burst. And then they, like, sent me into surgery and I was like, oh, thank God it didn't burst. Otherwise I would have been really pissed. Waiting in the.
Gavin
Yeah.
Dalton
In the lobby.
Gavin
What happened?
Dalton
No, it's just really bad, isn't it?
Ben
No, you get a really, really bad, bad infection because it. It's basically like your appendix is, like, holding all this, you know, infection. Infection breaks out on your insides, and they have to, like, drain it. And it's pretty gnarly subject getting a woozy.
CJ
Yeah, dude, I don't like the hospital. The doctors, and that whole situation freaks me out.
Ben
I hate it.
CJ
Internal stuff, as has always made me scared. It's just, like, serious, and sometimes you don't know what's going on, and then it's usually really bad when it happens. And I don't know.
Ben
Yeah, it's. It's not a. Not a good place to be. Shout out to all the nurses and doctors in the ER that have to deal with that stuff.
Gavin
It's like those nurses that were here for Gavin's big stunt.
Ben
Yeah.
Gavin
Like, it's a good thing they were here.
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
They checked them over.
Gavin
Yeah.
Dalton
You watch a video and see how thoroughly they checked.
Gavin
You're good.
CJ
He.
Gavin
He was smart. Gavin's always thinking. That's the thing about him, is he's thinking ahead. And he realized he's about to do a big stunt. And there happened to be two nurses that he was macking on at the bar.
CJ
I wish he could have sat because he really didn't. It was me and Spenny that brought them back for his own good.
Gavin
Okay.
CJ
Gavin had no chance.
Gavin
So you and Spenny, on Gavin's behalf.
CJ
We'Re just like, gav, they're coming. They're here for you and. I mean, we kind of just lined it all up for him.
Gavin
Okay, well, you were wheeling the chicks.
CJ
No, Gavin was trying and failing, and we're like, we got to get out of here. He's about to do the craziest stunt you've ever seen. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We, like, hyped it up because he was all hot and bothered and flustered and two nice ladies. He didn't know how to behave himself. And.
Gavin
Yeah, yeah, that was one of my favorite parts, was when I showed up and they were there. You know, I met them at the bar. They're. They're nurses, though. So anyways, after he explains, after he bodied the. The ramp, I saw the way they checked him over, and, yeah, it was thorough.
Ben
That night, we. We went and grabbed dinner at Zorba's, and then Gavin was like, all right, I'm gonna invite those girls back over. So Gavin calls him up, hey, yeah, come. Come to Zorba's. We're just hanging out. They show up, walk inside. And I was like, all right, I think we're. I think we're rolling out. Gav, what's your plan? Gav's like, I'm coming with. They want to be left behind. So we hop in the Sprinter, and we're rolling into town. And then Gav gets a call from these girls that he invited over.
Gavin
Why didn't he just bring them with?
Ben
Dude, I think he was just short circuiting. He didn't. He didn't. Like Evan said, like, he didn't know, like, how to. How to handle.
CJ
We were all standing there, like, I was with my girlfriend, and Jake was there with his girlfriend, and those two chicks were sitting there. And the Sprinter van pulled up, but Gavin was still inside. He literally looks at us and goes, I'll be right back. Runs out, jumps in the Sprinter, and the girl's like, he just left, and he did.
Ben
So she called him, and boy, did she. She give Gavin a piece of her mind. I mean, rightfully so. I mean, he did just. He invited him over and then just dipped out on him.
Gavin
But she.
Ben
And she was like, you're like such a. Like. Like, you invite girls over, and then you don't even have the balls to, like, say goodbye, like, I'll be right back in my ass. And then she just goes, we even came and watched your stupid ass. Little stunt. They called it a little stunt.
Gavin
That is what I thought was funny. And then I think she even said, like, you're not even a real redneck. Did you save It. I'm pretty sure she said, you're not even a real redneck. Which I was like, does this girl watch him online? Like, how are you hyper?
CJ
It actually wasn't me. I forgot to ask. There is the off chance that Jake could have been in her ear, but I don't know. I. It might have been 100 her.
Ben
It seemed pretty. Let me. Pretty genuine.
Gavin
Let me hear it.
CJ
If she hit him with a fake redneck, though, you'd think that might have.
Mike
Did they say anything about the Lulu, or is it just kind of.
Gavin
I think they did.
Ben
We're going to Zorba's in DL if.
Gavin
You want to meet us there.
Ben
What did you think about my stunt, though?
Gavin
It's pretty sick, right?
Ben
No, it's lame.
Gavin
Oh, he's good.
Dalton
Couldn't have.
Ben
Cody, shut up.
Gavin
No, you couldn't have.
Ben
Easily.
Gavin
Where's.
CJ
What do you mean?
Gavin
Daisha?
Ben
Cody was the one that told me.
Gavin
That I had to leave right away.
Ben
I thought you were coming to DL. Oh, my goodness.
Gavin
Are you a redneck? Don't give me a hard time, okay?
Ben
Let's. Let's hang out later.
Gavin
Okay?
CJ
I don't think so. Let me check the time. Absolutely not.
Ben
Okay.
Gavin
That was funny.
Evan
Let's hang out later. No.
Gavin
Okay. All right. Gavin will find another heavy.
Ben
When he gets back here. We're gonna have to get him and Dalton on to squash the beef.
Gavin
Yeah. So what happened? I don't know.
Ben
Apparently they're beefing.
Dalton
Maybe Gavin.
CJ
Gavin had a meltdown because Dalton shot a little roost on him. It turned into an hour screaming match.
Dalton
Oh, my God.
CJ
With three people telling Gavin to chill. It's fine. Nope, he was not gonna chill. Can I say they were naked?
Evan
Yeah.
CJ
I was like, okay, I'll have to send this. I'll have to send this clip. We can put some little blurries. Dalton and Spenny are naked on their dirt bikes chasing cabin's on a three wheeler. This is like over a minute long clip. And they're just chasing him around, trying to spray them with mud.
Evan
Why?
CJ
Well, they wanted Gavin to get naked and hit the ramp. Also, they're hitting the freestyle ramp.
Ben
What the hell are you guys doing?
CJ
Love of the game.
Mike
What was the whole point of being naked though, during all this?
Evan
Love of the game.
CJ
I mean, cuz, like, just adding a little risk. Like crashing on a dirt bike sucks, but like do it naked.
Ben
So those two chasing Gavin around the fields.
Evan
Betty told me that they cornered him eventually and then roosted the shit out of him.
CJ
Yeah, he kept Going. And he finally just ran himself into a corner. It was so priceless. Like, up against the old limo and the. The tabletops here. And then a barbed wire fence. Like, he just boxed himself in. Just two naked boys praying, you with mud.
Gavin
Then what? What'd he do? He was just pissed.
CJ
Well, they sprayed him a little bit and then just laughed and rode off and hit some more jumps. And I still thought everything was fine at this point. And then Gavin, I don't know why he focused in on Dalton so much, because Spenny was also doing the same thing.
Ben
Well, I think he likes Spanny. Yeah, he doesn't like Dalton.
CJ
Yeah, he just said he hates Dalton.
Ben
Yeah, he does.
CJ
Not like, said a lot of bad words about him.
Gavin
Like what? Like what? So he was actually pissed. I've never seen him actually, you.
CJ
The only comparable time was when Dalton. On his pipe. That was the exhaust.
Dalton
What about when you took the picture of him in the shower?
CJ
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or that one.
Evan
Yeah, that.
Gavin
So what do you say to him?
CJ
He just literally just kept saying, dalton's a piece of I hate you. Called him some, but screamed it loud enough so that, like, the whole county could probably hear. And everyone's just like, dude, just chill. And he just kept going on and on and on. And then finally we left the track and he gets back here and he starts doing it again. And then the funny part was, is Gavin sat down with me later and then sat down with spending, like, all of us individuals. So do you think I was out of line, like. Yeah, you were. Well, I mean, I had to say something. I go, yeah, maybe once, maybe twice, but not an hour straight. Just broken record, repeat.
Ben
I think there was more to it than. Than that. That's why I think we got to get them on. On the pod. Squash the beef. I think it was a big culmination of the whole weekend coming down on Yav all at once.
Dalton
But I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued.
Ben
I haven't really dug into it very deep. I kind of heard a little bit from Dalton's side, a little bit from Gavin's side. But when Gav's back in town, he.
Dalton
Comes back at the end of the week, right?
Ben
Two weeks. Yeah. But, yeah, I think he'd like to.
CJ
Pretend it never happened. Honestly. Well, I mean, naked.
Ben
I don't know. I feel like he's more in, like, the non weird side of the story than Dalton.
CJ
I don't know. It's pretty weird getting chased by two naked guys he didn't choose.
Ben
I probably drive away, too.
Evan
I think I was.
Mike
I think it's more weird for Dalton and Spenny that they were doing that together, I think.
CJ
Was it weird that I was filming it?
Evan
I still think the funniest part is, like, getting cornered. Can you imagine driving around our track and then somehow.
Gavin
Well, you're on a three wheeler. It's easy to do.
CJ
That's like everything.
Gavin
Not nearly as mobile, but it's like.
CJ
Every horror movie ever or whatever. You're running, you're running and running, and either you. You roll your ankle and fall or you get cornered or the door's locked and you're just.
Dalton
Oh, no.
Ben
That's just how those three wheeler guys got treated. You know, once dirt bikes came out.
CJ
They're kind of like the scooter kids at the skate park. When you pull up to the moto track on a three wheeler, it kind of everyone gangs up on you.
Evan
Yeah.
Gavin
I've probably felt like his ancestors, forefathers, freaking.
Dalton
Getting bullied.
Evan
Bullied off the land.
Ben
Oh, my God, was that a wrap?
Dalton
Tune in next week when Gavin and Dalton squash the beef. I guess.
Ben
Yeah, we can hear a little bit more of this story if you guys made it to this point in the podcast. Make sure you subscribe and we'll see you next week. We make a podcast every Tuesday.
Evan
Have a good one.
Episode: "CJ Got Engaged! ER Trip on the 4th of July, Gavin vs Dalton Beef?"
Date: July 15, 2025
This lively episode covers a whirlwind of happenings among the CboysTV crew, featuring CJ's recent engagement, wild 4th of July antics that landed someone in the ER, debates about wedding planning, and an unexpected (and hilarious) beef between Gavin and Dalton. The hosts share business insights, candid relationship stories, and their classic behind-the-scenes shenanigans—with the usual banter and chaos that make the show a fan favorite.
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The episode is classic CboysTV: irreverent, playful, a bit chaotic, and full of inside jokes. The hosts don’t pull punches, roasting each other as much as they share genuine moments and advice. Their banter flows naturally, creating a feeling of being right there in the room with the crew.
This episode offers classic CboysTV energy: heart, chaos, and community. With engagement stories, dangerous fun, creative wedding hacks, real medical emergencies, and hilariously petty beefs, the guys deliver laughs as well as behind-the-scenes insight into their friendships and adventures—plus just enough drama to guarantee listeners will tune in for part two of the Gavin vs Dalton saga.