Crashed Hoonicorn Update, Evans Gambling Losses, & CJ’s Dream Bachelor Party

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Crashed Hoonicorn Update, Evan's Gambling Losses, & CJ’s Dream Bachelor Party
Release Date: October 21, 2025

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Episode Overview

This week's episode dives into life behind-the-scenes at CboysTV. The crew candidly discuss the dramatic rebuild of their Hoonicorn, the ups and downs of Evan’s gambling, bachelor party ideas, the expanding drift track, and a deep look at the future of business, internet scams, and the changing art of grandma’s cooking. As always, the group brings signature humor and authenticity, peppered with memorable stories and sharp banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Hoonicorn Rebuild Update (01:52, 79:23)

• Robbie Layton’s Shop is taking on a nearly full ground-up rebuild of the Cboys’ Hoonicorn Mustang replica.
• What was supposed to be a limited repair has evolved into a complete restoration—“rebuilding the Hoonicorn the hard way.”
• Robbie is custom fabricating nearly every panel from sheet metal, converting it to an all-tube chassis underneath, and ensuring it is now a true ‘65 Mustang rather than a ‘67 body.
• Plan: Debut the car at SEMA, shown in raw metal.
• Quote: “He’s rebuilding our hunic corn the hard way... The entire car will be made out of sheet metal... it’s gonna be really freaking cool.” – [A], (80:07–82:47)

2. Evan’s Gambling Adventures & Losses (01:52, 55:18–58:57)

• Evan admits to potentially being down several thousand in gambling this year, though it’s an improvement over the previous year.
• The proximity of his house to a casino is both humorous and “dangerously close.”
• Explains the mentality and “strategy” of pull tabs, and how playing with friends changes how much you win or lose.
• Quote: “I would say absolute maximum that I could be down would be like 10 grand. And I think I’m far from that.” – Evan [C], (56:55)

3. The New Asphalted Farm / Drift Track Expansion (03:20–04:56)

• The crew boasts about finally getting their farm (home base) fully asphalted: “It feels like a track, it’s just a driveway, but it’s damn near a racetrack now.” – [B], (03:29)
• New “drag strip”—Ryan hits 95mph in his Corvette down the driveway; the team jokes about needing rules for safety.
• The expanded area makes for better (but riskier) drifting and speed runs.
• Quote: “It’s less of a driveway, more of a drift track extension.” – [D], (04:00)

4. Golf Course Chaos & Bachelor Party Antics (07:07–10:44)

• The group reminisces about a recent reckless bachelor party golf session, evading the vigilance of clubhouse staff and creatively working around suspicion.
• Filming for content brings new challenges—staff are more aware and wary of cameras, but also more accepting in 2025.
• Pretending to be bachelors helped them skate past trouble.
• Quote:
  “You tell them, ‘We’re on a bachelor party’... ‘Oh, okay.’ ...It was how you connected with the average people on a golf course.” – [B], (08:23–08:28)

5. Dream Bachelor Party Destinations (33:24–37:24)

• CJ and Ben’s weddings coming up means planning two Vegas bachelor parties—combining them is declared impossible (“How can you pack in the bigness that CJ should be in, the bigness that Ben should be, into one weekend?” – [E], 35:16).
• They riff on alternative wild destinations—Dubai, Amsterdam, Greece—discovering that strict local laws would quickly land Evan in jail.
• Quote: “Evan would be in jail in Dubai so fast.” – [A], (35:46–35:48)

6. Gambling Mentality & Pull Tabs Strategy (57:34–59:50)

• The guys discuss the psychological tricks of chasing losses and the unique social “strategy” of chasing big wins with a group—how risk and “thresholds” change when more people are involved.
• Reminisce about the “miner digging for diamonds” meme as a metaphor for when to quit.
• Quote: “Just keep going. It’ll turn around eventually.” – [C], (01:57, also called back at 57:34)

7. Car Culture, Drifting Mayhem, and Vehicle Updates (61:02–78:59)

• The merits and hazards of off-road supercars like the Lamborghini Sterrato are debated—Ryan is egged on to trade both his cars in to buy one.
• Discussion shifts to destruction: loaner drift cars break within minutes, and the team jokes about a “curse” on their drift track.
• Quote: “The problem with purchasing an off-road Lamborghini is you have to drive it off-road.” – [A], (61:51)

8. Updates on Friends and the Community (69:43–72:15)

• Spenny (Cboys collaborator) is rehabbing from a significant hand injury with the latest therapies, showing athlete-level dedication.
• Team reflects on the challenges and resilience in recovery.
• Quote: “It is my job to get better. Like, that’s all I’m going to focus on.” – [A], (71:36)

9. Internet Scams, AI Deepfakes & Rug Pulls (23:25–47:12)

• Chat covers everything from fake hockey AI clips to celebrity crypto scams (including “the Hawk Tuah girl” and Tai Lopez) and jaw-dropping stories about people being scammed by “astronauts running out of air.”
• Lessons learned: skepticism is key, but sometimes, even real internet friends show up in real life.
• Quote: “Can you say you were on the Internet if you didn’t do a rug pull? We haven’t. We won’t. Never will.” – [A & B], (41:46–41:49)

10. The Art of Grandma’s Cooking (50:48–54:38)

• Sentimental discussion about whether traditional “grandma’s cooking” is becoming a lost art as family roles change.
• Mixed opinions—some believe home-cooked family meals are dying out, others optimistically anticipate generational cooking will return in force.
• Quote: “I’m wondering if Grandma’s cooking is a dying art.” – [A], (51:32)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• First Car Crash at the Farm:
  “Ryan rear ending Evan in his brand new Hummer cart that we got him... The dude in the back, ...he was, like, holding his neck when he got out. He’s like, that hurt.” – [B], (12:09–13:17)
• On Breaking Things:
  “I feel like I’m not that destructive compared to Gav.” – [C], (01:45, 72:29)
• On AI Gullibility:
  “You reverse trolled me and then it made me think it was real.” – [E], (23:54)
• On Surfacing Old School Scams:
  “An 80-year-old woman in Japan sent the equivalent of $6,800 to a man she believed was an astronaut... He says he was low on oxygen and she thought they were in love.” – [A], (47:13–48:00)
• On Cooking Traditions:
  “She rivals Jen. I think Jen beats her on the healthy point. But my mom, in terms of just making normal cooking... if anyone’s beating her, really.” – [B], (51:46–52:01)
• On Motivation:
  “Bankruptcy might be good for Ryan, and he might work harder. Just think. Not saying you don’t work hard.” – [B], (67:04)

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Important Timestamps

• 01:45 – “I feel like I’m not that destructive compared to Gav.”
• 03:29–04:08 – Drift track expansion and near-accidents
• 07:07–10:44 – Golf course chaos and bachelor party “get-out-of-jail” stories
• 12:09–13:17 – Hummer cart accident story
• 23:25–26:38 – AI deepfake law, scams, and legal precedent
• 33:24–37:24 – Bachelor party planning & extreme destination ideas
• 47:13–50:13 – Astronaut scam and real-life “internet girlfriend” story
• 51:32–54:38 – The art of Grandma’s cooking and friendsgiving
• 55:18–58:57 – Evan’s gambling habits, wins, and big losses
• 61:02–66:34 – Off-road supercars, C8 E-Ray, and vehicle trade musings
• 69:43–72:15 – Spenny’s injury rehab update
• 75:29–79:23 – Drift car mishaps and vehicle “curse”
• 79:23–82:47 – The Hoonicorn rebuild deep-dive

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Tone and Style

The banter is unscripted, humorous, occasionally self-deprecating, and peppered with inside jokes. The group’s chemistry and long-time friendships drive laugh-out-loud moments and honest takes—“Working in terms of gambling, you know, making money down there.” The episode is classic Cboys: raw, relatable, and never afraid to poke fun at themselves or each other.

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Conclusion

This episode is packed with laughs, real talk, epic build updates, reflections on internet culture, and the ever-present Cboys passion for fast cars and wild antics. For fans (and newcomers), it’s a wide-ranging look at life, business, friendship, and not taking yourself too seriously.

Don’t miss the upcoming Corvette giveaway winner announcement and check out the SEMA reveal for the reborn Hoonicorn!

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For more updates, follow @lifewideopenpodcast on Instagram and check out Robbie Layton’s YouTube for detailed Hoonicorn build videos.

Transcript

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[B]

Bankruptcy might be good for Ryan and he might work harder.

[C]

I feel like I'm not that destructive compared to Gav. Speaking of drift cars, Mike got himself a loaner and it lasted four minutes.

[B]

You blew up loner Mike last year. You had to have lost a pretty large amount of money in gambling.

[C]

We're down 5 or 600. Just keep going. It'll turn around eventually.

[A]

He's rebuilding our hunic corn the hard way. You guys can actually go to SEMA and see it.

[D]

Sit on the couch.

[C]

That's where you're sitting. Ken, you've been promoted for the ad reads but demoted for the podcast.

[A]

Yeah, Ken, Sor. I think you. I think you got promoted. I don't know, but you also got demoted. You kind of got fired, but I think you got fired up upwards.

[B]

Technically, you did such a bad job, you got promoted.

[E]

Promoted?

[D]

I didn't know that was possible.

[B]

It's the first time in history, possibly.

[A]

You do great in corporate America. They just keep moving you up.

[E]

I didn't get the memo to wear special ste.

[A]

Oh yeah. I got to take that off.

[E]

No, C.J. and I. I'll leave it.

[C]

You look great.

[B]

Second podcast, we're twinning.

[A]

CJ and I wore really? And I knew it. Both times. I put on my. The green reckless golf shirt. It's CJ's favorite shirt, but I rarely wear it. And I'm like, all right, it goes with the. Whatever I was wearing. I'm going to. I'm going to take a gamble. And I looked over mid podcast. I'll honestly put the clip in. And I realized he just wear. I go and I lean back.

[D]

All right.

[A]

I guess changing CJ was dressed before me today.

[B]

I bet you don't have to.

[E]

I think it's funny especially I think.

[C]

You should just go skins today.

[E]

Yeah, guys on the couch. Go skins.

[A]

Blend right into this couch in the middle of the summer looking like a leather chair.

[B]

So do we want to talk about the asphalt at the track or. It's not even the track. It feels like a track. It's just a driveway, but it's damn near a racetrack now.

[E]

Yeah, let's talk about it.

[B]

Well, we got our farm fully asphalted now, which is a big deal for us. You know, we would have liked to do it right away, but due to financial constraints, we had to decide between having a paved driveway to our business or a drift track. And we chose the drift track.

[E]

Made the right decision.

[B]

What do you. What else are you going to do? It's an easy decision. Well, anyways, we saved up over the next year and now we got the rest of it paved. And the farm is literally looking like a full on racetrack. It's damn near dangerous.

[D]

It's less of a driveway, more of a drift track. Extension.

[C]

That's exactly what I was going to say. I look at it as the drift track just got bigger.

[B]

Yeah, and there's a drag strip now attached to it too. I mean, we were doing like speed runs and shit. Ryan hit 95 on our driveway in his Corvette. He could have easily probably done 110, but he let off early.

[A]

I don't know if I like the way we phrase that. I'm just kidding. No, I did.

[E]

The first run is just scary.

[A]

I mean, it is actually a little scary.

[B]

You didn't want to pull a Dobre Brothers.

[D]

I also did a run in my cyber truck, and first time I let off early, you know, brakes well ahead. Second run, I braked exceptionally late and ended off going off the end of the drag strip.

[C]

Let's not forget about what you did your first run.

[D]

Oh, yeah. I put it in reverse to make sure I utilized as much space as possible. Didn't realize they didn't put it back into drive and kind of backed up.

[B]

A little bit, reverse launched. He damn near hit our neighbor's fence again.

[C]

Fresh post.

[B]

Did we talk about that?

[A]

We did and I believe it actually comes out in this week's video, if you're listening.

[B]

Yeah, yeah it comes out this week's video. But basically Evan pulled a school bus into our neighbor's fence and sign because.

[E]

He thought that Gavin was in it, steering it and he wasn't, which is a hilarious situation.

[B]

So Ken then we fixed it and Ken damn near launched back into it literally three days later.

[D]

I only ended up going back probably another two, three feet before I. I got under control.

[E]

First a launch.

[B]

Yeah. But anyways, I think we're going to have to establish some rules for our driveway. Like cuz if you got people hitting speeds of 100, triple digits, possibly 110 going down our driveway and someone's coming around the curve, it's a blind curve.

[E]

Even not in a full. I think it's like if you're going to hit 100, we're going to be like all right, clear the way. But the thing is it's pretty easy now to just like pin it. Like you get into the driveway, you could pin it and right in your kind of pinnacle of speed is when you're passing the shop where people could be walking in and out, pulling out, whatever.

[A]

What are some of the rules you'd like to see laid down for the driveway?

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

I do think we got to have at least the part in front of the merch barn be a one way because you know, just drifting in front of that like people are going to get confused and might end up like Evan and I last winter.

[E]

We have a asphalted area by the loading docks for semis. It's for semis. It's for us it's to turn around and. And we're trying to drift it and we're like man, you didn't make it very drift trackish.

[A]

I think it's like a perfect TC drift corner. Cuz it's. You just slide in sideways and then you just drive slowly out. Y that was the part of drifting I never figured out. I could always slide into it.

[E]

But wow, it's drive car.

[A]

Yeah, there was, there was limitations but.

[E]

There might be some. A few spots here and there that we need to fill in. But live and learn.

[C]

The Miata almost.

[E]

Yeah, the Miata Perfectly. That's what's interesting. The Miata is tiny and it's still tight. Little area always should go wider, longer, bigger.

[C]

But it's good for precision, though, really hone in.

[A]

So this past week would have been reckless golf. Cg, you ever think you're gonna go back to that golf course? It was actually a nice golf course that we played. You were saying you were like, I'd come up here and play it on the weekend.

[B]

I would love to. I mean, basically what happened is we were reckless golfing, and the guy was basically following us around from, like, hole six all the way through hole 18. Like, the clubhouse guy was in a golf cart just trailing us, but he wasn't, like, obviously trailing us, like, right behind us, but he was just, like, roaming around us, like. Like the hole next to us. And he'd buzz across, he'd stay over here. Then he'd park up on top of the hill and just be watching us. Just had him watching the whole time. So we were, like, working in constraints of that because we didn't want to get kicked out right away without being able to do anything, but we were trying to do stuff. So then we'd, like, get around the hill and then do something really quick, and then he'd come up, over, and then we'd act like we're golfing again.

[A]

Which was honestly more suspicious. All of us teeing off, freaking.

[E]

I mean, I can't really speak for if I. Since I don't do nearly as much golfing as you, but I would go back there. One, because it was a great course, and two, because if he didn't kick us out for that, it was probably close. But if he didn't kick us out for that, I'd say we're chilled to go actually golf there.

[D]

I think it was framed perfectly that we were on a bachelor party and we were kind of celebrating. And, you know, when you're on a bachelor party, you don't necessarily take a lot of the things you're doing the most serious. So, you know, we kind of got.

[E]

Away with that get out of jail free card.

[B]

It was how you connected with the average people on a golf course. You tell them, we're on a bachelor party.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

They're getting married. They're just. It's their last hurrah. Let's let them have their fun. Because, like, immediately they're like, red flag. Like, what is going on here? Bachelor party. It's a bachelor party. Oh, okay.

[C]

All right.

[E]

Who's getting married?

[B]

Ryan. Ryan. Ryan's getting married to. It's a nice man.

[A]

And that one got a good laugh out of everybody.

[B]

They like that. They like that a lot.

[E]

But then even when he was like, you know, he said it was bachelor party, and he's like, well, then what's up with the cameras? And we're just like, well, well, we just want to document it. And he's like, all right, have a nice round.

[A]

It is actually true. Cameras are a lot more prevalent.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

In life today. Like, if you were carrying around a camera Even like 10 years ago, people would be like, oh, what's going on? You're filming a TV show. But now, like, everybody's got a pretty legit camera.

[C]

I have a suspicion that buddy was following us around, knew exactly what was going on.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

And just wanted to watch.

[A]

Was just mitigating risk.

[C]

Honestly, I think he knew exactly who we were and what we were doing.

[B]

I do too, because I talked to another guy that was behind us that was cool with us. And he was like, yeah, he came up and talked to us and was basically like, yeah, these guys around and they were just like, playing it cool. They're like, no, I don't think so. I think they're just. And then he goes, yeah, they're saying they're on a bachelor party, but I'm not buying it.

[E]

But also, in a weird way, I'm. Because we were dressed like absolute idiots, driving wild, whack ass golf carts and cars practically. There was an intimidation factor about us. Not that we were trying to be. That we weren't trying to like.

[B]

Like, we roll you up if there's an issue.

[A]

Yeah. Not like throw you in the trunk.

[E]

But, like, if anyone came up to us, we weren't just going to be dicks and gaslight them into, like, thinking we were doing something different. But no one wanted to come up to us and actually confront us and.

[C]

Potentially kick a few phone calls, though it was.

[B]

Yeah. That one guy, when we were teeing off balls at the side of the mini TRX golf cart, I went and de escalated the situation, let him know it was a bachelor party, that we own the cart. It's a golf cart. It's okay.

[A]

Not a car. Not a full size car.

[B]

Full size car.

[E]

After you explained it. I love. He literally. He blacked out camera. He stood there for like 30 seconds and then just goes, word. I guess if you have the opportunity to hit balls at a car, why not?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, why not? He just.

[C]

He just flipped over.

[A]

He's like, all right.

[B]

Yeah, I Should have been like, you want to hit one? Yeah, but. And then there was a couple that called us in and I don't know, whatever. But yeah. Those golf carts are insane. They're damn near cars. They're damn near cars. The mini G Wagon is maybe only a third scale off from my G Wagon.

[A]

It really is like.

[B]

It's insane.

[E]

The biggest thing that makes them, like, not quite like cars is just how slow they are. Yeah.

[A]

But they still rip pretty decent. 35.

[E]

What?

[D]

I'm getting air conditioning, everything you can.

[E]

You know, we get in, like, our key trucks, and you can drive those on the road. But wouldn't you get pretty jammed up if you could only go 40 or whatever they do.

[A]

I see what you're saying.

[E]

Versus 65.

[C]

Me and Gav did drive one over the other day. We were at a lack for vehicles. No, just to the farm, but we were at a lack for vehicles. And we're looking around.

[E]

Well, yeah, G Wagon was sitting there.

[C]

And we're like, well, guess we'll just take the G Wagon. But it was on, like, 25% battery.

[A]

Oh, really?

[E]

You guys are going slow?

[C]

17 kilometers per hour.

[A]

Oh, no.

[C]

So someone can crunch. Crunch the number on that one. But that's slow.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, that's pretty slow. By the end of it, the TRX had some pretty. Battery was pretty low, and it got significantly slower.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Ken, yours was dogging for sure.

[C]

Speaking of the trx, should we watch the clip of the first accident?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Yeah, we might.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Put up the. Put up the Snapchat footage. I don't know how that's going to.

[B]

Ryan rear ending Evan in his brand new Hummer cart that we got him. No shade towards the. The TRX or the G Wagon, but there was just something about that Hummer 1.

[A]

There is something about a Hummer that was my favorite.

[C]

A little more stout.

[B]

It's a 2004 and is in perfect condition until Ryan got behind the wheel of it.

[E]

Yeah, and that was the best part too, was this is the. We were just shooting rollers. So all of the vehicles were still, like, fully. Yeah, pristine.

[B]

And.

[A]

And that was the plan.

[E]

That was the plan, yeah.

[B]

Not for you to rear end them, but keep them. Keep them.

[E]

They're just rolling out to get rollers, and I pull in and I just, like, decide to film because I go, what a. What an odd sight. G Wagon goes by.

[A]

I mean, you can look at me. I'm very clearly focused on. On you.

[B]

So the dude in the back, he was one of the two that brought our g wagon and TRX golf cart. And he was in the back seat and got rear ended. And, like, he was, like, holding his neck when he got out of that thing. He's like, that hurt.

[A]

I saw a payout dude. Saw a guy with a big, flashy yellow hummer.

[E]

Yeah. And then Evan gets out. You're just the most classic reaction.

[B]

What are you doing?

[A]

It's not too often that I break something unintentionally.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Or, you know, like, when it's not expected to happen. Like, if it was you, everyone would be like, oh, my God, of course Evan crashed it. Whatever. But, like, I truly just messed up. And I think that if Evan hadn't been there, I would have pulled out into that oncoming vehicle, like, smoked. Because there was the raptor. There was the truck. Like, there was many things I was focusing on. None of them was the situation at hand to be.

[B]

Yeah. Why Evan stopped was so he didn't get t boned by an F250.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Golf cart.

[C]

I might have made it, but I knew you weren't. So I'm like, that's what I. All going in a string of people. I didn't think I was necessarily protecting you. I'm just like, well, I'm going to get ahead, and we're going to have to wait for Ryan anyways.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So rather than shoot out, I'll just wait.

[A]

I personally believe it was the. The less destructive of the two accidents that could have happened in that scenario, so it was good. Thank you for protecting me.

[D]

But yeah.

[A]

I got to get that hummer fixed up because I think I'm going to ship it down to Florida for Randy. Yeah.

[D]

That'd be the perfect rig for down there.

[A]

He's got a couple restaurants close by. Imagine him just whipping that thing to the beach. Be pretty lit like that is. Those are Florida rigs. You know, smaller.

[C]

There's the headlights and everything. Work on it. Right. I mean, it's missing one at the moment.

[A]

Missing one.

[C]

But they. But they do function.

[A]

Yeah. And the blinkers work. It's got a little radio in it.

[C]

I thought you might have mentioned something was wrong with the radio the other day after you caught a few feet of air.

[A]

Oh, no. It turned off, but it turned back on again.

[B]

What else happened this week? Gavin spent 24 hours up in Ryan's hummer.

[E]

That was cool. It's different.

[C]

It looked worse when he got out than it did when he went in.

[A]

I don't know how he trashed that thing so fast.

[C]

And he Said he spent six hours organizing it.

[B]

Yeah, organizing Gavin is. I love you, Gavin, but you are.

[C]

The least organized person that's saying something because I'm around.

[B]

Yeah, you two are about the same. You two are about the same. But like, the whole Hummer, all of his supplies, he goes, yeah, I was organizing. You just look, it's just a complete mess. Like, what do you mean you organized it?

[A]

It looked like he was living in a car for his. Yeah, main housing.

[E]

It almost looked like he didn't have enough time up there. He. Oh, I have so much free time. I'm so bored. 24 hours is taking forever. But it looks like he just, like had an hour to set up and film everything. Like, he tossed everything everywhere we went over. We gave him some Legos. And if you finish the Legos or the puzzle, you get good breakfast, whatever. This Lego Technics freaking $85 Lego set. And we're like, gav, how far did you get on it? He holds up, no joke, four pieces put together of. You know.

[B]

However, he did not like the Lego.

[C]

I can understand that. Those LEGO sets. It was 806 pieces designed for a nine year old.

[E]

And in the dark.

[C]

Well, we gave it to him hours before dark, but nonetheless, he got it with. They're overwhelming right at the start. There's a lot going on.

[E]

I do agree with that, but you.

[C]

Still gotta think you could chip away at it.

[E]

Yeah. And then he ended up literally just like putting into the garbage. He just chalked it up and he. And then he goes, well, maybe if I had like two weeks to do it, I'm like, two weeks. I think we should have made him stay up there for 48.

[C]

The problem is a bunch of the pieces got kind of left and they're here and there. But I really wanted to just do the puzzle and like, set a little timer, a time lapse or something and just see what it would take. I get that it's under better circumstances, like being in the shot with, yeah, good light and whatnot, but I would have liked to give it a. Give it a run and see if I could.

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[E]

Sent you to answer your question. Kind of. I did try to gather all the pieces to Lego because it was a sick Lego Lambo. Tried putting it all together. It was missing way too many pieces.

[C]

Oh, you did try.

[E]

Yeah, I Was like, if I can do this in one night in good lighting. Like, I just wanted to gauge. But there's way too.

[B]

He lost a bunch of the pieces.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

There was a bunch of random garbage just, like strewn around the pole.

[E]

Bacon grease everywhere.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Dude, you'd have thought that the interior would have been so tethered, but it was actually.

[C]

No bird poop.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That was the most mind blowing thing to me.

[E]

No bird ness. Like, I thought at least one family of birds would have made that their home.

[A]

It really was. It was almost like it was cleaned out, like, by all the rain and whatnot. It was. It's like too high to be dusty. And there was no rats and stuff or mice in it. Like, if it had been on the ground, there would have been mice and in it.

[D]

But I was expecting, like, the seats to be completely, like, just deteriorated. I mean, really. The only thing was the headliner kind of drooped a little bit.

[A]

They don't build them like they used to.

[C]

When we were picking stuff up at the end and his sleeping bag was soaked, Ben's like, oh, like, what's going on here? He goes, bye. Dumped a pan of bacon. That's all the grease.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Can you imagine being stuck in that confined area with an open flame and you spill your pan of bacon and grease all over.

[A]

He's got a flaming suitcase. Honestly, I was a little nervous about him up there. You know, stranger things have happened on.

[B]

Fire and has to jump out of.

[A]

It 16ft in the air.

[B]

You could have eaten that fall.

[A]

You think I could have eaten that fall?

[C]

He's.

[E]

He was saying without injuries.

[C]

Well, he said it about three times. Like, at one point when we were hitting the golf balls at him, like, oh, I'm. I'm going to quit if you guys keep doing that. I'm done. And we're like, what does that even mean, dude, what does gun mean?

[B]

You were really going after him, Evan?

[C]

What? Really? With a couple golf balls? Well, that, and, and, oh, you ripped.

[B]

That hundred dollar bill and app. That was for him. And then what else did you do?

[A]

You stole his food?

[B]

Stole his food.

[C]

I'm the one that got his food. What do you mean stole his food?

[B]

The food that he tried bringing with.

[D]

Oh, no, that was me. I stole it.

[C]

Well, yeah, I mean, we did do that, but that was kind of violating the rules. Me and Ben went to the store and we had like, four good meals planned out for him. And then Mike filled his backpack full of beef jerky and granoli bars.

[E]

I didn't. I Didn't know that there were rules that he wasn't able to have food. I'm just like, go, hey, Gav, how are you doing? You're going to be up there for 24 hours. You got food, snacks, this and that. And he goes, I haven't even eaten today.

[C]

What we wanted to do is provide him with stuff where he could cook nice, good meals. And it turns out that he didn't want to cook to make some.

[E]

Dude, he just didn't. He just didn't have the time.

[B]

Yeah, no time.

[C]

Like, we got him steak and potatoes and salad and all of this. Like, yeah, I just ate the steak, threw the rest of it away. We got him, like, stuff for burritos. We had rice and other stuff to make nice, hearty burritos. Just cooked up the meat, ate the. Ate of meat in his tortilla.

[A]

It's kind of like when we go on trips when. With Ken and his Uncrustables.

[D]

Oh, yeah. The uncrustables just disappear.

[A]

Yeah, they do. It disappear into you. Sorry about Daisy. I'm. I'm dog sitting today, my child. I think. I think Ken's super bowl ad should be an uncrustables ad.

[D]

Oh, that would be amazing.

[E]

I like that.

[B]

I think uncrustables were made in North Dakota, weren't they?

[A]

Yeah, they were. They were invented.

[B]

Jamestown. They were invented.

[E]

That'd be a good one.

[A]

Maybe even thought it was Fargo, but yeah.

[B]

Or maybe it's Fargo.

[E]

Yeah, something like a play on, like, a hearty bearded man. Like, you can still can enjoy an incrustible because, like, in.

[C]

Crustables are invented in 1995 in Fargo, North Dakota.

[B]

Really? Is that guy rich or what?

[E]

Better be.

[B]

I wonder if he still lives in Fargo.

[C]

It was actually by two guys, David Geski and Len Crunchman.

[B]

Oh, dude, Geski. They have a. They have a bunch of cabins on my lake.

[C]

They must be doing well.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say. I mean, not that that's a super common last name, but, like, I went to high school with a guestie. We didn't have uncrustables in my school, which is a damn shame, but that's a good point.

[E]

She sounded like Trump there. We didn't have uncrustables at my school. No uncrustables. They all had crust. It was disgusting.

[A]

Crusted sandwiches.

[E]

Not good. Not good. I just got an update from. We were talking in the last podcast a lot about AI Also, I, like, I went on a deep dive on that page. Like, Right after the podcast and realized that that was like, totally fake.

[B]

Which.

[E]

The hockey player one. And then you don't say. Yeah, I just felt like an idiot. So you thought that was real?

[B]

We all. We all were sitting up here thinking you thought it was fake, but then.

[E]

You reverse trolled me and then it made me think it was real.

[D]

That looked real for about two seconds until they started talking.

[E]

Right, Exactly. And so. So I just feel like an idiot. But okay.

[A]

Mike.

[E]

Yeah, Mike.

[B]

I need to be careful so you don't get frickin.

[E]

I'm not actually worried about it. Like, I don't think it's gonna like, destroy my life or like. Like, that's fine. If I think that video is real for a second and then realize it's not. Like, I'm not out literally anything. Little public humiliation, but just walking the.

[A]

Streets, you're gonna get.

[B]

Are you. Are you worried about being taken advantage of at this point?

[E]

No. Because how do you, like, be careful.

[C]

Cj, You've been scammed twice.

[E]

Yeah. And how do you get AI'd or RC in the streets?

[A]

Some guy's Robin, Mike. He goes, you're just AI. He's like, no, I'm not. I'm gonna shoot.

[E]

Exactly. Yeah. Like, you can't really get AI. Like literally face to face. Flesh to flesh.

[A]

That would be a new level of getting.

[C]

I mean, the UPS 1 CJ. And there was a second one and I'm.

[B]

Did any of them pay off? I don't know, cuz I got my money back. I never. I only gave money to one.

[C]

Okay. Oh, yeah, it was the necklace.

[D]

I think I've only had to replace your credit card twice in the last year.

[A]

How many times have you had to replace Mike's Three.

[D]

I want to.

[E]

No.

[C]

Well, the one time.

[B]

Replace my credit card.

[E]

And you only. Yeah, I was like, and you only replace it because I'm stupid, not because I got scammed. But anyway, I can't do that. I meant to update. I just got a call from Jackson, like right before the podcast, so. Jackson. Oh, yeah, there's a new law. The deep fake law. He made that body cam kind of AI video. Just first thing he said, he's like, it's chill. You guys put it on there. It's actually helping me out. No, it was not malicious at all. He's like, so I'm fighting it. He's like, he's getting charged with two felonies.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

That's the worst part is the cops chill with it. He's like, oh, no, dude, that didn't hurt me. The higher ups are trying to use it as an example.

[D]

I mean, the cops like, face and likeness wasn't even in there. Maybe his voice, but I mean, that could just be a completely AI Synthetic voice at that point.

[E]

A huge part of his defense is that, you know, he's like, top's facing it. Badge, not in it.

[B]

How much time is he facing? Is he facing jail time?

[E]

He's. It's one of those, you know, when they're like, with. Punishable up to seven years. Each felony is punishable up to seven years. He would never get.

[B]

So 14 years, possibly. He's facing.

[E]

Correct. But he would obviously never get that much. He's like. Or he's like, in the perfect defense, you get zero, obviously. He's like, but I'm fighting it because I'm not taking any pleas. Like, why would I take even anything close to a felony on my record for the rest of my life for that?

[A]

It actually, it does set an interesting precedent as, like, the world goes on, you know, like, if he went down without a fight on that one, they go, well, look at this case of somebody misusing AI and then, boom. It's like, it's an automatic felony throughout the future. So, I mean, he's. What he's doing is the right thing, but it's so. He's interesting. Godspeed to him.

[E]

Yeah. I'm like, oh, I hope you don't get absolutely shafted with lawyer fees, even though I know you will. He goes, yep, I am already. You know, even that's a problem he's got. He's like, I got a good lawyer that. That's on my side that wants to help me fight, that's not trying to take advantage of me, but it's still an insane amount.

[A]

I wonder if there's, like, lawyers out there that are, like, willing to do pro bono work to set different case precedents or whatever. Like some big lawyer somewhere, right?

[B]

Yeah, not in a case like that. There's probably no money for him to be made.

[A]

That's a good point.

[E]

But yeah, I just wanted to update on that. He said, like, over in New Hampshire and the whole that east coast area. He's like, it's huge. It's on radio shows.

[A]

I can imagine. Yeah.

[E]

But yeah, he's like, no, it helped me because I thought he was calling me to be like, hey, can you cut that part?

[A]

I was worried about that.

[E]

It's helping him.

[C]

Good.

[E]

Everyone be aware of it and go.

[A]

Check out Jackson Cole on Instagram. Yeah, hell, Of a wheelie.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Ken, you look kind of right with Daisy.

[D]

Just kind of comfortable. She's like a little blanket. Keep my legs warm.

[A]

She is. She's like a weighted blanket that loves you.

[B]

I could see you having a dog like that, Ken.

[D]

If I had more free time, I think I would like dog.

[B]

You'd get a dog like that.

[D]

Maybe like a bigger, bigger version of Daisy. She seems like she's pretty chill.

[C]

What do you need free time for? You could just bring the dog with. Everywhere you go, little sidekick.

[E]

There you go. It's also funny to think, like, if Ken were to have a dog and brought that dog almost everywhere he went, I think everyone would be very accepting of it for sure. Depends a lot on the dog's manners. Right. But I feel like if I had a dog, and I just. I don't mean this like anyone's looking at me different. If I had a dog that I brought everywhere, everyone would be like, michael brings that dog everywhere.

[B]

Well, that's because your dog would be so badly behaved, Mike.

[E]

Let's say it wasn't though. Let's say it was.

[B]

I mean, we remember, we had a history of history.

[E]

I'm not taking. Yeah. But I'm not taking responsibility for that.

[A]

I do also feel bad because I know how annoying. Like, I feel embarrassed when like Daisy's barking or Daisy's bad. And I know that you tried and like, although that dog was a little misbehaved, like, we were probably extra hard on you for it.

[E]

Right. But I'm saying, even if it was like. Well, I don't know, it's. I guess. Yeah. It all depends on how the dogs behave.

[A]

Yeah. Can. You should get a dog? I think, like, you know, you're almost ready. You're almost done with your house. You could get a big dog. You could get a little dog.

[D]

Feel like a 50 pound dog is like the max of what I would do.

[A]

The right size is a pretty big dog.

[D]

And I feel like anything too big and they're just a pain to handle.

[C]

And then you could have your dog run for mayor.

[B]

There you go. And then you have your dog resign and then you take over.

[C]

Yeah. You're appointed.

[A]

Holy.

[D]

Now you're thinking.

[E]

I like that.

[A]

That's some big moves right there.

[B]

That is.

[D]

We just got to get some. Some allegations that Jake's dog is not the best mayor in town.

[A]

Or you just wait for re election. You got a little time. Raise it.

[C]

I'm still voting for waffles.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Haven't seen much of waffles. Lately, or have you?

[C]

No, no, it's been sad. Been a month or so.

[E]

It's been sad.

[D]

Been feeling lonely.

[C]

I think they do probably keep your locked down a bit more in the winter, especially during hunting season.

[A]

I think that makes sense.

[E]

Dude, this is. I mean, we probably said this many times. This is like, the first year where I'm truly not excited for it to get cold. Yeah, ice videos, all that stuff. That's great. We're going to do it because it's going to get cold. But it stayed a little warmer this year. Like, up until about this week, it's been, like, really warm. And I'm just like. I just want it to literally be 60 degrees until April, and then it can start getting hot again.

[A]

Might have to move about 2,000 miles south, 1,000 miles south to get.

[E]

It's just like, we've been on such a roll filming videos, and, like, everything's been so productive when it's, you know, when you have the weather for it, like, just as little as we were out on the drift, out on the dirt bike track, came back, had to power wash a bunch of stuff, and you have to power wash in 45 degrees or less.

[A]

Not fun.

[E]

It sucks.

[A]

Where do you guys. You guys have any, like, traveling plans that you want to do this year? You know, like, last year, we were kind of like, all right, we wanted to hit rednecks with paychecks. We wanted to hit, you know, different places. I feel like we've been to a lot of the places, like, Glamis is coming up for Halloween. We don't have a rig for that. You know, is there anything you guys really want to do?

[E]

I'd love to do, like, a car rally. You know, we all got fast. Supercars are of the type. I'd love to do a car rally.

[A]

I feel like car rallies are starting to get a bad rep. You know, there's been some accidents. There's been, like, some things. Not. Not to say that I don't want to do it, but I just feel like I've seen, you know, when they were like, the exclusive, like, Gumball 3000 or Gold Rush rallies, and then now that they're becoming a little more attainable, like, they're setting up programs for everybody. I feel like they're getting kind of a bad rap. The whole car scene, honestly, is kind of getting a bad rap.

[B]

I feel like I still just don't understand. You got to pay money to be on this rally, but you get stickers. Yeah, you got to pay for your stickers though, bro.

[E]

But okay. I mean, maybe not even an orthodox rally. Even if it was just us driving our cars across the. Yeah, a couple of states.

[D]

I feel like us doing it, like, as a private entity, like, just a private group would be. We would have way more fun than doing it with a bigger group with more people, and then there's more of a chance for a jam.

[A]

We could do it.

[B]

We kind of did that with the cheap car challenge. We did our own rally.

[E]

Yeah, but not in. Not in. Not in $2,000 cars. As fun as that was.

[A]

Yeah, it was a little bit of a challenge. I. I mean, what you're paying for is, like, the hotel, right? And, like, all that stuff. Like, you have, like, good accommodations and food throughout the whole thing. So that's why it costs so much money.

[D]

And they, like, plan all the stops out, make sure the roads are cool and.

[B]

Yeah, makes sense. I mean, I get that. Then, yeah, you're right.

[A]

It would be cool to do, like, a giant YouTuber cheap car challenge. Gets always confusing when you get a bunch of different people filming it. But, like, if you had a bunch of different teams like us cleat some, like, big teams that did a rally across really good. Could be fun.

[D]

Like, the grind hard guys that come up with something real cool.

[A]

They're doing one right now. Going to call from Colorado to back home with Gavin.

[E]

With what rig?

[A]

Again, not sure if they've announced it.

[E]

What else? I mean, what else would you guys like to do in the next year?

[B]

I don't necessarily have any spots I'm, like, trying to go to. I like being at home. Like, I enjoy this time of year. And then, like, Q1 comes at the beginning of next year. Like, January through March when we got to travel, like, every week or every two weeks. I just. I don't know. I like being at home. I like being able to film here. I like doing all that stuff. And I understand why we got to travel. And, like, you know, I'm all about getting the videos and stuff, but I'm not a huge traveler just because we've done so much of it. Like, Ryan and I are going to Nashville this weekend with his girlfriend and my fiance to go to a wedding. And, like, that'll be fun, but, like, I don't know, it's still kind of a lot of work on my end because now I gotta, like, get ahead on the video. It's just, like, I don't mind it, but I'm not necessarily, like, I want to go. I want to go. Like, I Never really have.

[E]

So I drive that January to March time stint that you said. We will be doing a lot of traveling. Where would you. If you had to.

[B]

I mean, Florida, of course.

[A]

Do you have anything. If you've been thinking about your bachelor party, you got a bachelor party coming up in the next year.

[B]

I don't know when. When or where we're going to do that. I mean, technically, we got plenty of time, because wedding is, like, in a year, probably, like, 360 days out. So, like, we have plenty of time.

[A]

And how much time did you have from engagement to wedding was less than a year, right?

[E]

It was eight months.

[A]

Eight months. Okay, so. And you got that done. Like, you. You had. I mean, not that it was easy, but you had plenty of time.

[E]

Ten months.

[A]

Ten months. Okay.

[B]

I think I'll do my bachelor party more close to the wedding, so probably, like, next fall.

[A]

Okay, that makes sense.

[D]

You know, you're thinking, like, August, September kind of time.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Maybe we go. We do that. Probably September is. And, I don't know, we just go to, like, Vegas. Like, I don't need to do anything crazy. Maybe we get, like, a sweet penthouse. Oh, sweet penthouse. Like, that's got, like, crazy, you know.

[E]

Like a pool table.

[B]

Just like. Like, it's got to be dope. Like, if we're gonna splurge on anything, splurge on the penthouse.

[C]

We all get rich.

[A]

Yeah, we all.

[C]

That'll be a perk.

[B]

We will be going to work. Yeah, that'll be a huge perk.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you know, it will be work. The entire time we're there, we're gonna be working.

[B]

We're working in terms of gambling, you.

[A]

Know, making money down there.

[B]

Yeah. If you want to win, it's work.

[A]

It's a risk.

[E]

Got to put the time in, man.

[A]

It's what we're willing to do for CJ's passion.

[B]

I don't know what we're going to do, though, because Ben's wedding is going to be in, like, August, and he's.

[E]

Going to want to go to Vegas, too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that's why I've actually been wondering.

[C]

Oh, no. Two trips to Vegas.

[A]

I know that. And Alondra was like, well, you could just combine them. And I was like, I don't think we can do that. We can't combine them.

[E]

The way I think of it is that if you. You could combine them, but you wouldn't want to, because how can you pack in the bigness that CJ should be in the bigness that Ben should be into one weekend a week.

[A]

It's impossible. Yeah.

[E]

You really can.

[B]

Yeah, I don't want. I don't want to combine them.

[A]

No, I wouldn't.

[B]

I don't know. We could go somewhere else, I guess, for Ben's.

[C]

What's that? What's like the old folks? Las Vegas?

[A]

Reno.

[C]

Yeah. You go to Reno.

[A]

We take Ben up to Reno.

[D]

I was gonna say Branson.

[C]

Yeah. Is it Branson, Missouri? Oh, yeah.

[B]

What else is some, like, crazy extravagant places? Like Dubai.

[E]

Yeah, I was just gonna say that.

[B]

Dubai. Agreed.

[C]

I actually like Amsterdam. I'm kind of want to go to Amsterdam.

[A]

Evan would be in jail in Dubai so fast.

[C]

I heard they're kind of crazy on laws out there.

[E]

Aren't they?

[A]

Like, strict, right?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Are you able to vape in Dubai?

[A]

You might have to look that up.

[B]

Evan, because if you aren't you, you too might not be able to go.

[D]

They've got some crazy, like, drinking laws, too, over there. There's a ton of stuff you can't do.

[B]

You two definitely probably can't go.

[A]

You cannot publicly vape in public places in Dubai. Sounds prohibited. In public areas like malls, restaurants, and public transport. So that's kind of like.

[D]

Like you're, like, everywhere.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, you're asking where I'd like to go. Dubai. That'd be a cool place. I'd actually be interested in going there.

[D]

Would you go to Greece?

[B]

I'd go to Greece, I guess. I don't know.

[C]

Wow. Kissing, hugging, or even extended public displays of affection are illegal and can lead to jail time. In Dubai, holding hands is generally acceptable. Generally offensive language, such as swearing, can result in imprisonment, public dancing and singing. It is illegal to take photos of people, their homes, or their cars without their consent.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

Interesting.

[E]

I feel like we could, but also kind of crazy. I mean, think we. We stroll around the lake all the time. We take pictures. Yo, you see so and so's house just got finished. Take a picture of it. Post it. I do that all the time with people's cars. Yo, there's a GT3RS in Fargo. Have you seen it? Take a picture of it. It'd just be crazy to get jammed up for.

[B]

You almost wouldn't be able to film a YouTube video in Dubai.

[E]

Right? Like, there'd be no sort of. I'm not even talking public pranks, but, you know, just like street interviewing or whatever. Interactions like that. Not a thing.

[A]

The world might be a little better place without street interviews.

[B]

Like, going to Dubai would be expensive.

[E]

Yeah, but I'm not talking like pranks. I'm talking like. Yeah, I mostly agree with that.

[A]

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[C]

What?

[B]

Whatever happened to her in the.

[A]

It's in the show. The one where Glenn Powell is the disgraced football star. He's kind of like a Johnny Manziel type of guy, but just.

[B]

She's gone into acting.

[A]

Yeah, she's acting.

[E]

Gave her that role.

[A]

But it's kind of funny because he's like hanging out in a club with people and then they're all excited because the Hawk to a girl is there. Or he's like, they're like making a deal that. Yeah, she's actually playing herself.

[E]

Oh, I wonder if. Cameo.

[A]

Yeah, cameo. That's. That's a better way to say it instead of she's acting like somebody else.

[B]

I think she kind of went off the map, dude. After a whole crypto scam.

[A]

Yeah, she did a rug pull.

[E]

Oh, man.

[A]

Man, it's just crazy. It's like, can you say you were on the Internet if you didn't do a rug pull?

[B]

We haven't done a rug.

[A]

We haven't. We won't.

[B]

Never will.

[E]

I mean.

[B]

But yeah, a lot of people have done a rug pull. You look at the full send metacard, you look at. I mean, Logan Paul's been accused of it many a times.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Hawk to who else?

[A]

Laura Rhodes.

[E]

I Don't know. I don't know what Tai Lopez did, but he's finally.

[B]

Dude, Tyler Lopez is jammed up. Evan, you want to figure. You want to look that up.

[C]

I don't need even know who that is.

[A]

So you never even saw. I'm in my garage with my Lamborghini and all my books.

[E]

Yeah, that's. I'm in my garage.

[D]

Starting to get, like, jammed up.

[E]

As new knowledge. Lopez, if you guys ever want the. The lowdown of any of that type of content, the rug pulls the anything Coffee Zillow is a really good source for just exposing people for being dirty.

[A]

Oh, now that you got the job locked in, are you struggling?

[C]

Well, I'm trying to figure out what he's in. In trouble. Deal.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What's going on?

[A]

We didn't send you in with much information, to be honest.

[C]

Blew the whistle on an owner's ponies Ponzi scheme.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

What.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

For 112 million. I don't know. It's not really giving me good answers right now like it normally does.

[A]

How scary would it be to be sued for $112 million? Like, I don't care how much money you make. It's not like you're just sitting on that.

[E]

That's literally crazy because that's like almost the exact number that Heavy D got sued for.

[D]

He misappropriated.

[E]

Really is originally $114 million.

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[D]

Misappropriated 16 million in investors. Money, essentially, is what it's saying.

[A]

And what does that mean?

[E]

He did didn't use it for what.

[D]

He contract, so he raised 112 million from investors, and it just says he misappropriated 16 million of it. So I'm assuming he bought some stuff with it.

[A]

Is my assumption $16 million is a lot of stuff?

[B]

Yeah, I think a lot of stuff. I think everyone's always just kind of been under the assumption that Tai Lopez was a fraud. Remember back in, like, 2012 when literally every time you watched YouTube, you got a Tai Lopez ad? It was here in my garage.

[A]

Yeah, that's right. He was doing ads on videos.

[E]

It's been said, like, whenever someone's selling a class to help you get rich, it's just to help them get rich. The person sign the class to get rich from your money.

[B]

Yeah. There's usually not much to gain from those.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

The other crazy part and that I saw, I don't know if other people have done this. Tai Lopez did this for his class. He. You let you put it on, like, Klarna and, like, payment plans. Oh, that's insane. To have someone put their credit out there just to, like, pay you money to, like, think. I mean, you got to be.

[B]

That you're supposed to be helping them. Well, so let's get into Heavy D's case. So he was in jail for three. Three days, and now he's out. And it was due to him basically being extorted by a group of lawyers, or. Do you understand the case, Ryan?

[A]

It's. It's the Utah. Let me actually figure out exactly what it is.

[D]

It's not even the EPA that's suing him. It's.

[B]

It's like a group of lawyers.

[A]

It's an.

[D]

It's an environmental group from Utah.

[A]

Exactly. And that's the weird thing. It's not the. It's not the government that's suing him. It's like a group of activists that is trying to get them down, but they're using alleged violations of the Clean Air act, which is a federal law. That's where the kind of.

[E]

The confusion.

[A]

It happens is a lot of people think he's, like, got arrested by the government, but it. It wasn't. It was. I mean, obviously he went to a government jail, but it was by the Utah Physicians for a Wealthy Environment.

[E]

They're using laws against him that are meant for big power plants and huge companies that, you know, could end up actually polluting the environment very quickly with, like, massive, you know, manufacturing plants and stuff. And in the grand scheme of things. Oh, you might say, well, Heavy D is making millions of dollars in the grand scheme of things. He is a small business in comparison to these. Like, he was creating parts that modified diesel trucks. That's it. And they were fining him so much money, like, he was, like, literally destroying the planet. And the worst part is, is that all this money that he potentially would have to pay them, most of it would go into the lawyer's pockets. It wouldn't even help to do anything for the environment.

[B]

Yeah, they're just like a group of just frauds that just extort people that have a bunch of money and by just dragging out court cases and lawsuits to get them to just reach a plea and just let it end. But he had drugged this out for, like, 10 years.

[C]

Yeah, that's the thing. He has to pay their lawyer fees.

[E]

Right.

[C]

That's what the problem is. So they want to drag it out.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Because then they just run the tab up to a gazillion.

[A]

You know, us being around him, he's told us about this, but it really wasn't like public and we're like, damn, you're still fighting that. And he was kind of giving us the, I mean, you know, the inside look on how messed up it is what they're doing. And he just wanted it to be over and basically go on with his life. And then they went out and arrested him and are dragging this back into the limelight again. And now he's like, dude, people can't get away with this because again, I think it sets it down. Dangerous precedent that if you, you can just sue people and take their money for.

[B]

Well, They've done this 10 times before it sounded like. But he's fighting it. And I think the judge and, and the jury are all now seeing what they were doing and they might be getting into some big trouble. These people that were extorting them.

[A]

Really?

[E]

Yeah, yeah. I mean he basically, he made his long, you can go check it out, long post explaining exactly why he went to jail and, and like the Utah Physicians Instagram page. I know it's not that crazy, but they turn their comments off, they're just getting ripped.

[D]

That's always a good look.

[A]

Yeah. This is kind of going back to something we were talking about earlier with scams. I've been meaning to bring it up that there was this Vice article. Woman scammed out of 60$800 by astronaut who said he was running out of oxygen.

[E]

That's a good one.

[A]

An 80 year old woman, which is. You fall for that, you wouldn't fall for this one.

[E]

Negative Ghost Rider.

[A]

It's sad because it was an 80 year old woman. Like it's an old lady.

[E]

Yeah, maybe if I was 80 I would.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Who knows what the AI scams are going to be that they come up with.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

By the time we're old.

[E]

I'm not going to be that sharp when I'm 80, so we'll see.

[A]

It says an 80 year old woman in Japan sent the equivalent of $6,800 to a man she believed was an astronaut in orbit. He says he was low on oxygen and she thought they were in love.

[E]

Oh gosh.

[D]

Wasn't she also being like attacked by aliens or something?

[A]

Eventually he messaged her that his ship was under attack and he was running out of air and he needed money to stay alive from a space oxygen gas station equivalent.

[C]

She sent it.

[A]

That's actually like super sad.

[E]

It sounds like a Rick and Morty show or episode.

[A]

In 2022, another Japanese woman lost him more than 4 million yen, which is $27,000 to a man pretending to be a Russian astronaut who said he needed help covering rocket fees so they could get married once he landed. Have I ever told you guys about my boss, my old boss at the place I used to work? He was talking to this girl who lived in some Asian country, and she was needing money to come to America. He had met her sister in an Asian massage parlor, and she said, oh, you would love my sister. Right? Anyway, she needs to come to America. He would message her, and he would show me the messages. You know, he's a little older, so he's freaking stoked. Like, he's got this chick, you know, sending him pictures, being, you know, like, I love you, you're my American sweetheart, all that, whatever. And so he kind of was like, what do you think about all this? And I was like, you're for sure getting scammed.

[B]

You told him that?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, you didn't just go, oh, nice, man, nice. Yeah, you should do it.

[A]

I mean, I think after, like, that's the many months and, like, all this. I think one day, like, the whole shop had kind of just decided, like, hey, man, you know, like, we.

[E]

We.

[A]

It's the right thing to do would be to tell him that he should not keep sending exorbitant amounts of money over to her to get her to come to America.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

How much money is he sending?

[A]

I don't remember off the top of my head, but I remember as a college kid, I was absolutely blacked out at the numbers. Like, 5,000 here, 10,000 here.

[B]

Like, ton of money.

[A]

Big money to import lamps. Like, you're. You're classic, right? So I'm like, oh, dude, he's totally getting scammed. Whatever. Life goes on. We don't really hear much from it. Then she came to America, but she went to Texas, not to Minnesota, North Dakota. So, like, really far away. I was like, huh, that's pretty weird. Sure. They got married.

[E]

No way.

[A]

She came up here, they got married, and I. I saw a picture on Facebook. I was like, no, it actually worked out for him. So there is. You never know.

[C]

So it was kind of a scam. But also, yeah, actually did work.

[E]

At the end of the day, he ended up with a wife and a lot less money.

[A]

Yeah, I think that's just how it goes.

[C]

You can't put a price on happiness or love.

[E]

I swear, that only happens in the movies. You know, like, you're watching some comedy movie, somebody's like, oh, I keep talking about. He keeps talking about his. Like, this Hot girlfriend he has. Definitely not real. And at the end of the movie, she shows up. Everyone's like, what the.

[A]

I don't know about you guys. My grandparents are now in the nursing home. I've kind of started to miss, like, Grandma's cooking, you know, like, when I was a kid, you always just took it for Grant. Like, holidays and shit were just kind of a pain in the butt. But now I, like, look forward to Thanksgiving dinner.

[B]

Thought holidays were a pain in the butt as a kid.

[A]

I mean, not like Christmas gifts and stuff, but, like, were you ever like, oh, my God, I can't wait to go to Thanksgiving.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

That's because it's your family.

[B]

Yeah, it was fun.

[C]

It's like, if you had. If you had, like, cousins and stuff to, like, play with, then it was fun. Like, me and cousin Joe would go. Just disappear on four wheelers.

[E]

That's a big part.

[C]

Thanksgiving. Yeah, that was a good time.

[B]

Hanging with the fam.

[C]

Easter was good.

[B]

Snacks, whatever. Treats. So anyways, yeah, so now you're missing Grandma's.

[A]

Missing Grandma's cooking. I'm wondering if. If Grandma's cooking is a dying art. Like, I mean, you know, like, do you think moms. How many. How many of your guys's moms are, like, going to grow up to be in, like, that GR. My age, like, cooking really good meals? I could see your mom.

[B]

My mom, for sure. My mom debatably cooks better, you know, than anybody.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, she rivals Jen. I think Jen beats her on the healthy point. But my mom, in terms of just making normal cooking, like, I don't know.

[A]

If anyone's beating her, really.

[B]

I mean, and I'm just saying it.

[A]

And it's not like you're biased.

[B]

Such a good cook. She's such a good cook. Like, Alex is a good cook, too. But Alex says it all the time.

[E]

She's like.

[B]

It's just like. Like, how do I even compete? She, like, almost gets nervous, like, cooking in front of my mom because my mom is so good. And Alex is great, too. But to answer your question, I think it's a dying art. I think less and less women are knowing how to cook.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you're right in terms of, like, what's gonna happen when their grandma's like, you're just not gonna know how to cook. You're not gonna cook.

[A]

Yeah, we're not getting, like, the little card, you know, like, nobody has, like, the cookies. That's definitely, you know, and it's like, freaking Grandma. Grandma Judy's cookies. You Know, like, my grandma Bev has got some gas cookies.

[B]

Alondra's always cooking. I feel like she's always.

[A]

Yeah, she is.

[E]

I don't. I don't think it is. I think when Alondra's a grandma, she's gonna be ripping harder than ever.

[B]

Well, we're not talking about our women.

[E]

I think just in general, specifically talking about grandmas. Like, my mom would always hook me up with food, and now she just hooks me up with more food. Because she's technically a grandma.

[B]

Because I think he's more. So saying, like, the younger generation when they grow up.

[A]

Yeah, I guess. Kind of just, like, throughout everything.

[E]

Yeah. I think they're cooking less now.

[B]

That's what we're saying.

[E]

But I think they're gonna cook more when they're moms. They're gonna cook even more when they're grandmas.

[A]

Is your mom hooking you up with, like, treats all the time and stuff? Okay, so she is.

[E]

She's just looking to offload. I'm not saying that she's, like, by any means the best, but she's always hooking it up. I got this. I got. You guys want some of this? I got.

[A]

Oh, that's pretty lit.

[E]

And I'm like, dang, you're just cooking all the time. Oh, yeah, I just cook, double batch, whatever. I don't know. As it comes with age, I think.

[D]

It just kind of depends on who it is, because it's like, my grandma on my dad's side rarely cooked anything, but the grandma on my mom's side, like, cooked all the time for all the meals.

[B]

I don't know how you could be a grandma and not cook.

[E]

That's actually true.

[B]

My grandma, like, what are you. What are you gonna do when everyone comes over to your house? For my Christmas?

[E]

My grandpa. My Dad's dad cooked 90.

[A]

Oh, really?

[E]

My grandma, like, cooked a little bit. A little bit here and there. I'm like. It was weird. I was like, why is grandpa always.

[B]

Yeah, like, this guy's out here working in the field, and he's got to cook when he comes in.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So I don't know. I was just thinking about it as, like, the holiday season approaches. You know, times change, and grandparents go into nursing homes or unfortunately pass away and stuff like that. You know, what will it look like in a few years? Actually, Launder and I were talking about, like, because we're working on the house and stuff, and she's like, maybe we could host Thanksgiving for your. And I was like, for my family. And she's like, yeah. And I was like, oh, we've got so many aunts and older cousins to get through. Like, I feel like there's a hierarchy for that type of shit. It. But I was like, maybe friends giving next year.

[B]

It also depends on whose house is best for hosting.

[A]

That's also true.

[B]

That's the other thing. Yeah. I think we should definitely do friends giving at your place this year. Well, I guess your place won't be done.

[A]

Yeah. Large hole.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

But might have walls in there this year.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

We should do it at Ken's house.

[D]

My house will not be ready this year.

[B]

I thought you'd just say my house.

[E]

Might be a stretch, but let's hit up Evan's house for friendsgiving this year.

[C]

Let's do it. We have a hell of a friends giving up there.

[D]

I don't think any of us have actually been to your house.

[E]

I haven't.

[C]

You're not missing much.

[A]

It's close to the casino.

[C]

Very close to the casino.

[A]

It's close to riding areas.

[C]

Dangerously close.

[B]

You should probably move, Evan. Have you ever thought about that?

[C]

I know you have been too close to the casino.

[B]

You look at it as a good thing, but.

[C]

Yeah, I don't even have to drive.

[B]

But like, straight up. Straight up, dude.

[E]

Hey. So you could like, ride up your BMX bike.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

He's done it.

[B]

He's done it. Many.

[C]

When the Lambo was broke down and I was stuck in my house and I was all you wrote, frustrated because I didn't know what to do and I couldn't get the car to move, I took little Aiden's bike and just rode to the casino.

[B]

Rode an 8 year old's bike to the casino. Anyways, you know I love to gamble. Large advocate for sports betting.

[E]

Well, your sports betting is arguably closer to you than the casino is to him.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. But I'm just saying, do you think ever that you should maybe move a little further away from the casino?

[C]

I'm not sure if, if. If distance would truly be able to drive a wedge. Do you think so between me, me and the machines?

[B]

I know we've talked off camera, like maybe last year was a. Was a pretty big net loss.

[C]

Last year was. I think I did pretty good this year, honestly.

[B]

Well, so far. Yeah. I would say last year you had to have lost a pretty large amount of money in gambling.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

This year you seem to be doing pretty decent. But you also don't tell me about your losses. What do you think you're. I mean, are you even keeping a tab or where would you feel, I mean, overall, with pull tabs, Vegas trips.

[D]

You'Re using a players.

[C]

I haven't been trying to think in Sturgis. I don't think I did that good. Went to the Drift Mansion. I didn't do that good. Yeah, I don't know. I think I. I would say absolute maximum that I could be down would be like 10 grand. And I think I'm far from that. I think at most I'm maybe down a couple grand this year.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

This year. Okay.

[B]

That'd be actually really good for how much you spend. Yeah.

[A]

You spend quite a bit of time gambling.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

But you got a grill.

[C]

We've had some. No, I didn't get the grill. I got an air compressor. I got some floor mats.

[B]

The casino gave them some.

[C]

Got some Tupperwares.

[B]

Well, then you're good for a couple grand or 10 grand down.

[C]

Yeah, no, I don't. I think I've been on a pretty good run this year. Pull tabs have been pretty good to me this year. Had a few bad nights, but had some really good ones.

[B]

It seems like the pull tabs do better when you have a pretty unlimited bankroll because you can just kind of keep going.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That is the dangerous part, though. If you act like you have an unlimited bankroll, like, eventually you're gonna win. Mike tried that one night.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

And I saw how me and Gavin do it where we're down 5 or 600. Just keep going. It'll turn around eventually.

[E]

And then I'm kind of like. I'm like 400 into the row. And then Evans, I'm like, yeah, I'm like hitting in the next hundred. And Evan's like, well, no, you're in the two dollar box. I've burned almost 900 without hitting anything. And then that almost happened to me. Oh, 700.

[B]

You're just determined. You're just not gonna.

[E]

And that other. The also crazy thing, that's the most I've ever lost ever, ever gambling ever. But it was on pull tabs.

[D]

I mean, at least with pull tabs, if you are the only one that ever plays those, you're gonna get 80% of your money back.

[E]

It's another upside about the, like, the smaller your dive bar. You know, like, you can go to a dive bar. Lots of people like playing pull tabs. But if you go into a really small dive bar, it's like you and freaking four other guys ripping the pull tabs. That's it.

[C]

That's why I like I like the etabs because there's only, like, one or two max prizes. But, like, everyone knows, like, oh, Jimmy hit the max prize on that game last Tuesday, so don't play that one. Like, so I feel like you have a little advantage on, like, where to hone in.

[E]

Like, yeah.

[C]

Oh, so and so dumped, like, 1500 bucks into that yesterday. She's probably ready to go.

[E]

Everyone's usually pretty nice about that too. Like, if I'm not willing to put more money into that one, I just went down 500 bucks on. I'm gonna be like, hey, I burned so much money into that row last night. You might as well.

[B]

You want to see it? Go to.

[A]

It might as well. Yeah, exactly. Go to one of your friends. Like that one time when I left.

[E]

Exactly.

[C]

Oh, that. That was a funny one. Me and Ryan were playing together, and I don't know what we do. 100, 200 bucks, maybe, something like that. And he left. So he was down like, well, I gotta keep trying now. We just took the edge off the box.

[A]

And I told you when I left it, I was like, go win that money.

[C]

I don't think you were out of the parking lot yet when I was sending you a picture of the, I don't know, three, four hundred bucks or something.

[A]

But to be fair, if we'd all been in, it would have been a playback. We'd have been like, all right, we're all down 40 bucks. We got to keep going. So you never know how it is shaken out. I just donated to the cause.

[C]

That is the plus minus. When you're gambling with other people, your threshold for, like, what a win actually is is, well, double usually. So if you're playing by yourself, you're 100 bucks in. You hit 500, you're like, that's great. But now you got two guys in. You're in two, 300. You hit the five, you're like, well, we want 100 bucks. We might as well just reinvest.

[A]

You see, the strategy is here. You know, there's the image of the miner underground looking for the diamonds, Right? There's the one. The guy who's still digging, and he's about to find the diamonds, and then another guy who's just given up. The key is get four guys in your tunnel and pick the one where the diamonds are just far enough away that everybody else drops out. And then you are the sole finder of the diamonds.

[E]

Yep.

[A]

And everybody else is already gotta do.

[E]

A lot of digging.

[A]

Well, yeah, you just have help digging.

[D]

I'm Pretty sure that's an ETAB game now.

[A]

There you go.

[C]

My new favorite's the mud bog. It's exhilarating.

[A]

Mud bog? Yeah.

[C]

You spin a little wheel and you drive your monster truck through this mud bog. It's got, like rocks and logs and all these different features, but the one that'll get you is the lava. I don't know where, why they decide to throw lava in there, but you.

[A]

Don'T want the lava for whatever reason. Down in Mexico, I believe this is. It must be like cartel money. But this is a guy in a storado, straight up mud bogging his dorado. Damn.

[E]

Where's the intake on those things?

[A]

It's on the roof.

[D]

Yeah, Sorry.

[A]

Apparently I say roof. Weird. On the roof.

[B]

That's pretty sick, dude. I like those Torontos.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, they're sick, but, like, they definitely don't look as good as like a normal huracan. But I agree.

[E]

That's why I'm a little bummed that they're like, what is the MSRP on them?

[A]

Like three over three.

[E]

Really? Okay.

[B]

I mean, you can get one used for like 300 grand. I don't think they're that sought after.

[E]

That's why I'm bummed because I wish they were just similar price to like a normal huracan. Like, whatever gave away.

[B]

You could probably get one for like 292.

[A]

80.

[D]

I think the Serratos are sick. I think the 911D cars, I think the whole off road supercar is just a wild concept that doesn't make sense. And I think it's so cool.

[B]

You could drive the shit out of that.

[E]

Why is it got to be 100 grand more than standard Hurricane?

[A]

I think it is just. They're new.

[B]

They're new.

[D]

There's not. There's way more regular hurricanes than Storato. So it's just like the supply isn't there.

[B]

Ryan, that's what you should buy. You should buy a fucking stirrado. You're always asking what kind of car you should buy. You, like, kind of different vehicles. Get a stirrado.

[A]

The problem with purchasing an off road Lamborghini is you have to drive it off road.

[B]

That is the problem.

[A]

And then I'm gonna be out there and. All right, Ryan, hit the tabletop. Yeah, Hit the jump. Drift it on. Take her through the mud.

[E]

And then you have to drive it. Like, it's not by far the most expensive vehicle in the fleet.

[B]

Yeah. I feel like if you buy a serato and I will stand by this I will stand up for you and say he's not here.

[E]

I would too.

[C]

I would 300 build a specific tabletop.

[B]

Out of some wooden ramp.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just like the ones we built for Gavin on his landing from the rail jump.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And on the landing, the wooden ramps will collapse.

[B]

Well, that one dude in England or wherever the he's at, he jumped his dorado. It was kind of a lame jump. I'm not even gonna.

[E]

Well, that's what, that's again what like.

[B]

He jumped it though and it went completely fine.

[A]

That's the problem is, is you can do the YouTuber jump where it's just like a flat like, like Jake's van street speed does.

[E]

It's.

[A]

It's the landings a little bit lower. I mean, yes, he's jumping really expensive rigs, but it's like. Okay, this is a good boot actually.

[B]

Oh, that's him. Oh yeah, that's him. Never mind. That was a good jump. Oh God. This was done it again.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He totally hit the bumper.

[A]

It survived that actually. Pretty good.

[D]

I was expecting the airbags to go off.

[A]

That's a pretty good.

[C]

You probably pulled the fuse.

[A]

This was just a poor jump actually to the other side of doing a really lame jump. This one like the jump was set up okay. This is even worse than a little.

[B]

Bit too much of a kick. But he got enough air to earn my respect.

[E]

I'm curious as like, what's the happy medium? What is a car that you could turn into a rally car since they don't make a lot of like rally ass cars from the factory. What's a car you could turn into a rally car that is a happy medium feel super cool.

[A]

I think C8E Ray, they should make a stadto version of it. And I could make content out of turning one into it with like lifted suspension. And you do some stuff not as cool. Also not as expensive.

[B]

They're all wheel drive E Ray and drive that in the winter.

[A]

I know. And they're actually cheaper. They're cheaper. So you're not holding the value something.

[B]

Dude, anything electric never holds its value if you plan on it even getting remotely some of your money back.

[A]

I thought about it last year I was trying to find an orange E Ray and that would have an orange Z6 and an orange era.

[E]

But you'd settle for a red.

[A]

I I. Yeah, I could settle for a red. Could wrap it, I guess. But yeah, Stratos are cool, cool cars. I mean riding supercar Rons is pretty legit. This video actually like this Is a pretty good. This is a good little send through the mud and whatnot for a 1600 horsepower twin turbo car.

[E]

Yeah, that thing's extra nutty.

[A]

Something happened with this thing where you like blew it up, right?

[E]

Yeah. It just over all the sand, twin turbos and yeah. Sucked so much sand into the motor and did end up blowing up whatever that fifty thousand dollar motor rebuild.

[A]

Here's actually I have a text from Brandt. You got any interest in this trx? Trying to find a home for it.

[B]

Ryan's getting serrado. Sorry, dude.

[D]

Reply to him.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah, I do think you should get another one.

[E]

What color is it?

[A]

It's kind of like a lame silver.

[B]

Get a yellow.

[E]

I kind of like those silvers.

[B]

Just wrap it, I think, Ryan, a yellow trx.

[A]

The yellow school bus trx.

[B]

Funny as.

[C]

And then you later down the line can buy your humvee and then a TRX swap.

[B]

Ryan, buy an H2 Hummer. That's actually nice. It's gonna cost you probably 40 grand.

[D]

I think it was like the 2008 or 2009s. Those had like the different interior which was a little nicer.

[E]

It would be sick. It'd be a lot of money. And when you showed up and we're all like, all right, sick. You got another H2. This thing's actually clean. Guess what's not sick though? When you actually have to drive it.

[B]

Yeah, look at this one.

[C]

Don't talk mode of it, Mike.

[B]

What do you mean? How is that not sick? I bet you Hummer H2 drives similar to your lifted truck.

[A]

Yes, but that one is $80,000. CJ 80 holes my new one.

[B]

Yeah, it's way cooler.

[A]

It probably will hold value. Yeah, Yeah.

[C]

I mean think about it says six liter. You could. You could turbo that. You could supercharge it. You could really do something crazy.

[B]

Hold on. You can get into the good bones. This one's 37. This one's 18. Like you can definitely get some cheaper ones and make them dope.

[C]

I mean, if it can power our Miata, it can power a Humvee.

[A]

I could probably trade both my cars and have a pretty good down payment on a serato.

[E]

There you go.

[A]

That is scary.

[B]

If you did that, Ryan, people would have so much respect for you. They would. Trading in both his rigs and then driving us to rado all winter.

[D]

I'm for it. You should do it.

[A]

Daisy would like riding in it.

[D]

Just put the house remodel on pause for a little bit.

[A]

I don't have a house. There's no house to put on pause.

[B]

Sell your land.

[A]

It's just a hole.

[B]

Another Lamborghini.

[E]

Jeez, you guys are stressing them out.

[A]

Yeah, now I'm all stressed out. I'm gonna need to take a break and do an ad from Shopify.

[E]

I mean, you honestly, you're better off just buying, like, a 20, 26 WRX and rallying that.

[B]

That's.

[C]

The head gasket's already blown.

[A]

I just heard it.

[E]

Yeah, I thought the new two fours were, like, actually strong motors.

[D]

It's so lame, though, dude.

[B]

I saw one that was like.

[E]

Yeah, well, at least. At least we won't lose Ryan to bankruptcy.

[A]

I declare bankruptcy.

[B]

Bankruptcy might be good for Ryan, and he might work harder. Just think. Not saying you don't work hard.

[A]

I was gonna say, damn. Okay.

[B]

No, no, not saying that you don't work hard now. But then you'd be like, we gotta go ham.

[A]

We gotta go ham, boys.

[B]

It'd be like. Like back in the day when we were like, really back against the wall. When you don't got any money, then you just really gotta go, Hamilton.

[A]

Yeah, I would say we're moving that direction versus the other direction.

[B]

Yeah, like Lamborghini. Just think a channel will go up.

[A]

Bank account goes down.

[B]

But that's part of it, you know.

[D]

Mike, since when were you all for saving money and going the cheap route and not just blowing the budget on that?

[E]

Well, did you see my Corvette buy? It was like, the cheapest Corvette I could literally find to get a part of the Corvette so that I could.

[B]

But it's gone now. Mike, that's the one thing I'm not sure if you quite grasp with your spending habits is you always say, no, but I bought the cheapest thing that I can possibly buy. But typically, when you buy the cheapest thing, it has no real value in terms of resale or it doesn't work.

[D]

It's just.

[B]

Or so it's kind of. It's ultimately.

[E]

Why is it gone, though?

[B]

It's completely toasted. It didn't work from the start, and then it also got ran into by an armored truck.

[E]

That wasn't my fault, but it didn't really work before. There's like a tree falling on it.

[C]

I mean, I still think we can pull a few parts off and it's going to drive again. But, yeah, it'll just look like Ryan's Corvette.

[E]

I agree. But, yeah, to answer your question, whatever that is, it's more to it than just spending all the money you have.

[B]

It's about buying the Cheapest thing possible.

[D]

Sometimes in the highest quantity.

[E]

Yeah, sometimes. But you, you don't, don't get near zero, I'll tell you that much. That's a dangerous thing to do.

[A]

Stay far below.

[C]

It keeps, stay motivated.

[B]

Keeps you hungry.

[E]

Agree. That's it. That's the, the togi outlook.

[A]

I'm gonna, I'm gonna change my background right now to this very sick serato.

[B]

There we go, Rhyme.

[A]

I'm gonna put it on the vision board. The price Already includes the fifty two hundred dollar delivery.

[B]

How much it costs?

[D]

320.

[A]

295, 000 full Alcantara.

[B]

You can kick them down.

[C]

You should get two at that price.

[B]

I think you should.

[A]

Yeah. Should be worth about 180 in a few years.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

No, those might actually hold their value though because there's so few of them.

[C]

Not after he jumps it.

[B]

Probably not.

[E]

But yeah.

[A]

I mean we put it on the pole.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

No, the Hummer, man. I've actually been enjoying kind of just jumping that thing. Yeah.

[B]

I mean there's no.

[A]

I already regret saying that now. Three videos from now, Ryan jumps his Hummer.

[D]

I mean after you hit that second deer, your care level for that car kind of went down a lot and you have jumped it quite a bit.

[A]

Yeah, well, I mean it looks like it was hit inside impact. Yeah. Like another car hit it. It's fine. They'll fix it up and it will be all good Lego.

[B]

I ended up talking with Spenny. Yeah, I've been, I've been keeping up with him. He is spirits high and he's basically just rehabbing. So like his whole day is spent around rehabbing his hand.

[E]

Dude. It's crazy.

[B]

Which I feel bad for him and obviously because he's injured and now he's spending a full day, every day rehabbing. But it seemed like his spirits are pretty high and yes, he's like ripping hyperbaric chamber. He's doing light therapy. Yeah, red light therapy. He's doing like all of the like most modern technology.

[E]

His rehabbing made me realize that my rehab and physical therapy for like when, back when I broke my foot was extremely like negligent and minimal.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Compare like he is rehabbing like an athlete.

[B]

Yeah, he is an athlete. He's doing it all day long basically.

[E]

Right.

[B]

He's just revolved around rehabbing his hands.

[E]

Crazy.

[D]

He said what? He's doing peptides, some kind of platelet thing. There's. Oh yeah, a bunch of stuff.

[B]

Everything, Everything.

[D]

So anything under the sun. I think he was kind of throwing.

[B]

At anyone wondering what he's up to. That's. That's what he's up to. I. I can't wait for him to get back down here, you know, even if. I wonder if there'd be a way for him to be down here and still rehabbing. I was trying to think about that.

[A]

Earlier, but I was wondering on that too. He was telling. He lives in Calgary, and Calgary has the old, like, Olympic training grounds because the Olympics were held there in, like, the 90s. And so they have a bunch of athletes and sports medicine and, like, it's a really good place actually to get better because they have so much stuff there. Plus, he has friends with hyperbaric chambers and stuff like that. But, yeah, he showed me. And he's got about, like, this much movement in a few of his fingers back. Still no feeling. But he told me, like, literally the night when he FaceTimed me, after he just gotten out of surgery, he's like, it is my job to get better. Like, that's all I'm going to focus on.

[E]

So, yeah, when it comes to actually more physical therapy, more movement, the healing's done, but now it's just getting that movement back. I feel like maybe they need to come back.

[B]

It's the nerve healing well.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

The nerves.

[E]

And the most frustrating, like, you know, like, just knowing that it. Or hoping to know that your feeling is going to come back, but, like, having it take, let's just say a year. They. They told him potentially three years. Let's just say a year from now. He still doesn't have that feeling, you know, discouraging that is.

[A]

Like, what if it never comes down? You just gotta stay at it, praying for that boy.

[E]

But he's doing good. Yeah. His spirits are high, as they have been throughout the whole scenario.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. I just miss. I miss having him around here, you know, Such a vibe. He's obviously getting a lot of stuff done while he's here. Just miss having a homie around. He's a little less. He's pretty destructive, but he's a little less destructive than Gav. Especially you and Gav together.

[C]

I feel like I'm not that destructive compared to Gav.

[B]

You're right. Gavin breaks a lot of shit.

[C]

Maybe this is, like, in my own head, I feel like maybe I'm more productive with my destruction. Sometimes. He's just downright destructive with no principles. I don't know what I'm trying to say.

[D]

He's almost got, like, a pointless destructive to him.

[A]

Like, you just want to grab on him too hard. We already ripped on him for the last three videos. And yeah, times he's been here.

[D]

If you have been a lot better the last couple years, have you haven't.

[B]

Been breaking that much stuff lately, which is nice.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I haven't really been put in position to do so, though. I mean, for a lot of years it was like, here's a wrx. Go rip the track. Well, it's gonna break. Like. Yeah. We did a lot of durability testing for a long time. We haven't been doing a ton of that lately. It's kind of just, you know, it's like the Miata.

[A]

It's just strong enough. It just is gonna. It's actually can handle.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

If those wrenches could just get the air bubbles out of the cooling system, that thing would be bulletproof. Dude.

[A]

The. The megaphone C8 has an oil leak and a lower. Lower engine knock. That is a. That is a crime.

[B]

I think it.

[C]

A few revs.

[B]

This is what happened. We put a crazy whack exhaust on it. And we didn't tune it.

[A]

No. And we drove it hard.

[B]

Drove it hard. When you change something like that all the way through and you have weird bends. It just throws it off enough. And honestly, it's also a completely different piping structure. It goes from four to one. There's. Some of them are wide. You know, it's just a whack thing. And it needed to be tuned.

[D]

We didn't have time for that.

[B]

You have time for that. So now it's leaking oil. Knocking a little bit. Check engine lights. Been on since we took it off the lift. And I think the damage is already done. I think we just drive the thing until it pops and then we'll replace it.

[C]

Yeah, do it. Do a nice middle of the road motor build and build one heck of a drift car.

[B]

Dude.

[C]

That thing with an angle kit. Lower it. Just a little hydraulic E brake. That will never work, but we'll throw one in there for looks.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

And then rip the heck out of it.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

That's exactly what our plan was.

[A]

Such a good chassis for that.

[C]

Oh, my God. You can tell, like, it just doesn't turn sharp enough. But, like, other than that, it literally just wants to drift as is really.

[E]

Like you just like pepper the throttle a little bit and dump the clutch and you're just already, like, sideways.

[A]

The problem is, is we will. What will probably do for the most entertaining outcome will be drive it until it catastrophically fails on camera, which could result in like a hole in the engine block or something bad. Like right now, you could probably take it and just give it better internals. And it won't be totally frigged.

[B]

I mean, we could do that over the winter if we'd like. If it makes it to winter. But then again, how expensive is it to pick up a motor for a C6?

[C]

I mean, we should probably stud the tires and do some ice drifting, I think. Get the miata out there. Get the C6 out there. Mike's drift car, maybe. Yeah, probably not, but that'd be good.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

We got to figure out some. Some ice vehicles for this year. I don't know if we want to see them on the pod, because people might take our ideas.

[C]

But I don't think it's any secret idea. We're just gonna throw ice tires on everything, probably, right? Speaking of drift cars, Mike got himself a loner. And it lasted four minutes.

[B]

You blew up the loaner, mike?

[E]

No, I didn't blow it up.

[A]

What happened to it then?

[E]

Dumped all the power steering fluid out of it.

[D]

Did notice it.

[C]

You say that so nicely. Like, oh, I didn't blow the part. I. I just dumped the fluid out.

[D]

It was smoking.

[C]

I'm not saying it's your fault, but.

[E]

No, it is funny. It's just like. So my buddy Cody Buchanan, who won prospect drift series last year, if you. If you pay attention to that pretty lit. He brought his missile car, which missile car is just a beat up. Like, it's just your practice, practice, practice, loaner, whatever. He drifted with it all weekend. Two weekends ago, brought it to me. I got in it, tried to start it, and he's like, I literally just drove it off the trailer and it wouldn't start. I'm like, bro, it's.

[A]

Didn't want to hang out here.

[E]

Like, it doesn't about me.

[B]

These cars don't want you driving them.

[E]

Exactly. And so then we finally get it going after like an hour. And then I literally took two laps in it. And it starts smoking and it's dripping, and I'm like, dude, all the power steering fluids gone. Yeah, I lost power steering. And he's like, what the heck? And I'm like, dude, it's probably me. I'm like, I don't know what I did, but, like, I probably freaked out a little too much. And he's like, all right. It comes back the next morning to fix it. He didn't have to do that, but he did. He's like, car is good to go. You guys have at it. Like, it's not just for me, it's for everybody. Anybody can hop in and drift it. Obviously. I get, like, not wanting. I get in it again when we try to film our asphalt thing and I took like, like, three laps and I dumped all the power steering fluid out of it again. I don't even know what, like, are.

[B]

You holding all the way to full angle lock?

[E]

No, I mean, am I hitting full angle lock? Yes. But am I holding it? No, I just, like. I don't know what happened, but it happened again. And I'm just like, dude, I just, like, can't. He just gave that car a full once over to give to us.

[A]

I was chuckling at it. He was talking about. I mean, the car is exceptionally beat up.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And he goes, I've actually never put a dent in this car. Every. Everybody else. When I guess when it became the drift missile that I would teach people or, you know, whatever. He goes, everybody put dents in it other than me. I was like, damn. Because it's cooked. It's cooked. It literally has a dent on every single square inch of it.

[D]

Basically, all the body panels in front of the driver's door missing, which.

[E]

That's right. Or he also meant, like, he's like. When I'm driving, I'm tandeming. He's like, I'll just. Let's say I'm in the front and someone will just like, hit me.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Like that too. Running, that's like part of drifting. And I think I'll have to understand that. Like, I don't love that. Like, I don't love the idea of, like, tandeming with someone and then them hitting my door and then having a big dent in my door for.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Like, until I get a new door. Just because that's drift. We were tandem. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Because, like, that happened in Jake's Mustang. He got actually. I think Cody gave him, like, a skillful wheel mark. Like, literally was drifting and like, turn the wheel to just bump it because he's that good. Yeah.

[E]

It definitely adds character. But it's like, you know, Jake's. That's like a $45,000 Mustang was like, a $45,000.

[B]

What do you think that thing's worth now?

[E]

$27,000.

[A]

It is. It is set up really good for drifting.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, it just blew up, too.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[B]

He blew it up when he was over at our shop.

[A]

Drift track. You think our drift track is cursed?

[B]

Possibly. I think that thing was smoking the whole time he was driving so funny. And it looked like it was about to blow up. And we even were like, hey, your thing's smoking. I think it's going to blow up, or I think something's wrong. And they're like, oh, no, it's just, like, a little bit of oil. Like, I changed the oil, and I put a little bit too much in.

[E]

And then he sends.

[A]

Never maintenance.

[E]

Yes. Like, his heads were literally cracked wide open.

[C]

He did get more time out of it, though, than I think he thought. Because if I recall, this spring, we were talking about, like, oh, I got to. I got to work on it. And did he ever really.

[E]

He. He put it to E85, put a different pulley on it, gutted it. That's what he did this year, at least.

[C]

Yeah. So we did do some stuff. I just remember him talking about working on this spring, and then I didn't know if he really did too much. And then it finally blew up.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

An extra summer out of it.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Speaking of potential curses in the drift track, you guys been keeping up with. Robbie Layton is rebuilding our hoonicorn. He took it this winter. Right. I mean, do. I don't even remember when he came up was January.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

February. And the initial plan was he was like, I can. You know, I work with a lot of good companies, like Holley and. And other big companies that will be able to help do the build. And we kind of thought he was just going to straighten out the frame, you know, slap a couple new fenders on it, call it good. Then it was like, well, we can get the seating position right. We can do this. We can do that. Before we know it, Robbie literally dismantled the entire vehicle he's built. He's rebuilding our Hoonicorn the hard way, and. Yeah.

[E]

Honestly, from scratch.

[B]

From scratch, yeah. But he's doing it the right way.

[A]

The right way, exactly.

[E]

Just, for example, like. Like, they're in the. On the real hoonicorn, there's scoops on the side. On the side rear fenders that go into the rear tires to cool the rear brakes. And he's just like, okay, just build the scoops, like, out of metal, like, whatever.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Cnc.

[A]

Yeah. That's, like, the best thing. So as he started digging into it, you know, he found where there was issues in the car that weren't basically going to be, you know, correct and it wasn't going to come out how he wanted it. So he's like, all right, let's fix it. And. And basically what he got down to is the entire car will be made out of sheet metal. Now, Fully custom manufactured sheet metal. All these rivets, he has like some super crazy design that he's gonna do. They're gonna be like recess rivets so they look really good. But everything he like hand and machine molded into it. The whole underneath is all tube chassis now instead of cobbled together frame, like.

[E]

And then.

[B]

So it's gonna be amazing.

[E]

The cherry on top of all of that is that the true hunicorn is a 65 Mustang. And the Hoonicorn replica that we had had 67 Mustang body parts on it. So they're just deciding they're like, this needs to be true 65. So they're making all 65, which they did not need to do.

[A]

No. Yeah.

[E]

They would never have known they needed.

[C]

To with some of it because it was so twisted up.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[E]

No, they needed to. But then they, they held the 65 door, the new door they had, and they're like, well, now we got to rebuild the body panel to match the lines of the 65. And then, boy, watching the episode when they put the twin turbos in and just like, like what we're looking at right now, we got the right out of the hood, dude.

[D]

So good.

[A]

It's gorgeous. Like every time he sends me an update on it, I like Blackout. Like, I can't believe just looking at this car in pictures and that this is going to be ours.

[B]

Like, bro, it's insane. It's amazing how good of work they do.

[A]

They really do. Like, it's impressive. I think this one is new for him. Like, he's built some pretty crazy contraptions. I'm actually excited. I think we'll have him on the podcast. I want to hear about this build, but like, he's done some pretty crazy builds, but I think this one is like his new baby. Yeah, his new, like Pinnacle. I mean, spent freaking seven months working on it. And the goal for him is to have it at sema. So you guys can actually go to SEMA and see it on the show. They're going to have it in the raw metal, I believe. And I'm not sure if it's going to be running by then, but it won't be wrapped. Like, you'll actually be able to see all of the bodywork and everything that he's doing to this. It's gonna be really freaking cool.

[C]

I can't wait to slide it.

[E]

I'm scared.

[A]

I feel like it's actually gonna drift and drive Good.

[D]

I think now that it's not gonna have like just crown Vic parts. Underneath. It's gonna be. Yeah, it's gonna be good.

[C]

We need to. We need to hide the keys from Ben.

[E]

Dude, I don't even. I don't think you want to.

[A]

Yeah, I honestly don't. And I. I don't fully blame him. Like, sometimes I'm even scared to rip the Miata. Just, like, I would feel really bad if I. If I tangled up our Miata and then this one is like. I mean, this thing.

[E]

Another level.

[A]

It was winning shows before. This is a show winning car that's.

[B]

Gonna be able to perform anywhere you.

[A]

Take it, and it also is actually going to perform like a beast.

[B]

Shout out, Robbie Layton. Go watch series.

[A]

You guys have to go check out. He has, like, probably four or five videos on it right now. Robbie Layton. Robbie Layton's YouTube channel.

[E]

It's in some of his other videos. He kind of, like, dives into it and touches on it too. But it's just cool that it's like, kind of a win, win for everyone. Like, dude, I'm. I love reading the comments, just seeing what people think about, like, reading the comments on his videos. Everyone's responding so well to it. Like, Robbie's hooking it up, and we're getting this, like, literal one of one replica car, but he's getting this just awesome build series. And he, you can tell, is learning so much as he's building it. And it's just a win win for everybody.

[A]

Yeah, they went down, checked out the real Hunicorn. They asked us. We were filming another video, so we weren't able to go. They were just there for a few hours, but they went down, checked out the real Hunicorn. Tried to get some of, like, the seating measurements and all that stuff, right? So it's not like you're crunched up in it and all that. Like, it's gonna be insane. I'm so freaking excited.

[B]

So they let him measure out the real one. That's cool.

[E]

Can you imagine? He's just like, 3D scanning.

[A]

That actually be the way to do it for sure.

[B]

That's how they do it, dude. With like, landscaping and stuff now, too. They 3D scan, like, for measurements. They just go, like. They have this little stick, and I.

[A]

Actually saw an ad for that.

[B]

Nice, dude.

[A]

Way nicer than the wheel I used to have to walk around yards with. Right?

[E]

This is so cool. Like, you could, like, nowadays, if you have a proper 3D scanner, you could, like, 3D scan a log and all the bark around it, and then you could just, like, put it into a 3D printer and it would print out a plastic version of that log.

[C]

That would be sick. And then we could burn the log.

[E]

Or we could have a 3D printed enduro course. I like your idea better, though. Burning plastic logs, 3D printed campfire bundles.

[A]

Yes. Shout out to Robbie. Dude, I'm just. I'm just excited. I hope we can make it down to SEMA and see it. But if not, you guys should because the public can get in on Friday so you can come and see it. And this will be outside so you can see it every day of the show, I believe. Go take pictures. Go tell Robbie thank you because. God dang.

[C]

All right, Ken, give us something good to close out.

[D]

We should be calling the Corvette giveaway winners later this week, so stay tuned for that and hopefully not this week's video, but next week we can publicly announce who they are.

[B]

That's right.

[D]

So thank you for everyone that got entered for that.

[A]

Do you have any plugs you want to hit? Like any brands that you're excited to work with? Any.

[D]

You know, who are we working with this week? Right. Shopify.

[A]

I don't even know yet. Probably Shopify. They're a good partner. Okay, well, but any, just personal ones, you know, that you've maybe picked up that you're using in your day to day life.

[D]

Nobody that's worthy of it, I guess.

[C]

What does your hat say?

[D]

Phoenix open.

[C]

Oh, nice.

[A]

Shout out to Phoenix. See ya.

[E]

See ya.

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