Dalton On Being Called Cheeto, Recklessly Spending His Money, & Evans Food Poisoning

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Dalton On Being Called Cheeto, Recklessly Spending His Money, & Evans Food Poisoning
Release Date: September 9, 2025

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Main Theme / Episode Overview

This episode dives into the latest adventures and antics of the CboysTV crew, with a focus on Dalton’s experience being relentlessly memed as “Cheeto,” impulsive spending (Dalton’s new Louis Vuitton shoes), Evan’s food poisoning on the recent houseboat trip, and a mix of wild stories from road trips, unusual hygiene tales, and plenty of group banter. The guys also riff on trends, TikTok memes, vehicle opinions, and unique stories like a man’s 27-year walk around the world.

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Major Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Houseboat Adventure & The Close Call (03:00–13:09)

• Building & Living on the Houseboat:
  The crew built a makeshift houseboat ("The American Dream") and filmed themselves spending 24 hours on it. The experience was filled with chaos, including Evan getting sick after consuming canned oysters.

  "Next thing you know, Evan is barfing on the back of the boat and he was sick for the next 24 hours." — Ben (04:13)

• Near-Collision at 2:30 am:
  The houseboat, slow but heavy, nearly collided with a docked boat in the dead of night, prompting a flurry of panic, reversed engines, and last-second maneuvers.

  "We were like 25ft from hitting this... boat on a boat lift. And Ryan's sleeping out there." — CJ (08:15)
  "You know it’s not good when the captain starts saying, 'We're gonna crash.'" — Ben (08:48)

• Ryan’s Legendary Sleep:
  Ryan manages to sleep through the chaos (“could sleep through a country concert”) and wakes the next day oblivious to the drama.

• Bonfire on the Houseboat:
  A questionable but entertaining move — bonfire at the boat’s front, plenty of jokes about safety.

2. Golfing Misadventures and Bragging Rights (13:11–18:17)

• Celebrating Dubious Golf Achievements:
  The team shares highlights (and lowlights) of their latest golf outings, with Ken draining a 50-yard chip for a double bogey, which they celebrated like a hole-in-one.

  "Ken drained that 50 yarder, dunked it, and then he... whiffed on his drive. That's golf right there." — Ben (14:40)

• Golf Score Honesty Debated:
  Dalton insists he doesn't fudge his scores—sparking playful skepticism.

• Keeping Handicap Real:
  Ben explains why you shouldn’t claim to be better than you are:

  "If you're a 40 stroke handicap and you're lying saying that you're an 18, then you're leaving a lot on the table." — Ben (18:18)

3. Vehicles, EVs, and Dropping Values Discussion (19:01–24:43)

• Hot Dog Boat Disaster:
  The Cboys reflect on a TikTok where a hot dog food truck boat capsized and imagine their own almost-fate.

• New Vehicles & EV Market Woes:
  Discussing the value drop on new EVs, especially Cybertruck and Hummer EV, and why these vehicles don't hold value.

  "Every electric car is tanked in value." — Ken (21:10)

• Lack of Exciting New Cars:
  The group agrees that no new cars seem particularly thrilling right now; the only hype is around concept vehicles like the Hyundai N Vision 74.

4. Gastrointestinal Woes, Wedding Diets, and Toilet Mayhem (25:38–31:12)

• Constipation Confessionals:
  Ken reveals being “plugged up” after the houseboat weekend — Mike and others chime in with their own stories. Ken has to emergency-run to a dentist office bathroom and destroy it.

• Toilet Embarrassments:
  The group shares their worst plunger stories, fears of flooding unfamiliar bathrooms, and how using restrooms at work events or in strangers' homes can be a nightmare.

• Food Intake & Wedding Diets:
  Mike discusses his non-alcoholic beer habits while dieting for his wedding and the trade-off with increased food consumption.

5. Verizon/DMV Rants and Tech Grievances (36:22–43:32)

• Tech and Phone Service Nightmares:
  Stories about disastrous experiences at the Verizon store, getting upsold, and how parents get scammed into switching to Samsung or unnecessary add-ons.

• Phone Habits:
  Gavin jokes about someone he knows with two phones (“one for the plug, one for the hoes”); talk turns to cracked screens, luxury of going without a case, and generational phone know-how.

6. Fasting, Food Appreciation, and Dopamine Detox (44:41–51:15)

• Fasting Challenges:
  The crew talks about personal and family experiences with extended fasting. Ben’s dad once fasted for 23 days on just water and lemon.

  "My dad went 23 days and the only thing that he was drinking was just water and he would put some lemon in." — Ben (46:21)

• Food Perspective:
  Fasting leads to newfound appreciation for basic food, the dopamine hit from eating, and how modern habits contribute to overconsumption.

• Junk Food vs. Healthy Food:
  Mike draws an analogy between healthy eating and reading an educational book:

  "Eating a healthy food is like reading an educational book... really tasty junk food is like watching some brain rot video ... but it is not helping you in any way." — Mike (50:05)

7. Legendary Walks & Endurance Feats (51:15–59:18)

• Carl Bushby’s 27-Year Walk around the World:
  Ben shares the story of this extraordinary man’s journey from Chile to the UK via Bering Strait, Russia, and more—swimming the Caspian Sea, facing jungles and war zones, and surviving on minimal funds.

  "He started at the southernmost tip of Chile… and he can't go home until he walks there." — Ben (51:28)

  • Tied to reflection on missing out on “normal life” vs. gaining unique experiences.
  • Discussion on hiking and walking challenges the guys could do themselves.

8. Amish Curiosities & Rum Springer (63:02–65:07)

• Theo Von’s Amish Interview:
  The group notes that Theo Von beat them to interviewing a Minnesota Amish man, which they’d long wanted to do. They’re fascinated by the Amish lifestyle.

• Rum Springer Stats:
  Once, only 50% of Amish kids returned after Rum Springer—now it’s up to 85-90%.

  "In the 1950s, only like 50 of the Amish on their rum Springer would return. And now it's 85 to 90." — Ken (65:22)

• Culture Shock:
  Reflections on how hard it is to integrate after being away, likened to long-term prisoners or someone like Carl Bushby returning home.

9. Bizarre True Crime: “Worst Netflix Show Ever” (66:01–72:01)

• Freaky Netflix Doc:
  Gavin describes a disturbing documentary where a girl is cyberbullied for years, only to find out her own mother is the culprit.

  "It was your mom who said all these things about you." — Gavin (69:53)

  • The mom goes to prison; the psychological motivation is discussed.

• The Group’s Shock Reaction:
  They express disgust, disbelief, and reflect on parental instinct and trust.

10. Dalton’s “Cheeto” Meme & TikTok Trends (73:03–84:18)

• Dalton’s Cheeto Struggle:
  Dalton laments how every one of his TikToks gets bombarded with “Cheeto” memes (a running inside joke among fans) and how muting the term hasn’t helped due to meme images.

  "Every single tick tock I post, no matter what it is or what it's about... and they do this little thing with the gif." — Dalton (81:30) "At some point, you just gotta embrace it, because the more you hate it, the more they're just going to dig in on it." — Ken (84:01)

• Memes on Girlfriends’ Accounts:
  CboysTV memes, including “Cheeto” and various AI creations, end up not just on their own posts, but also on their girlfriends’ TikTok accounts.

• Dalton’s Reckless Spending:
  Dalton flexes new Louis Vuitton sneakers, prompting the group’s jokes about luxury purchases, double-booking dates, and whether these shoes will help with his love life.

• Current TikTok/Gen Z Slang:
  The guys try to get a handle on the latest TikTok catchphrases, what’s “choice” or “sick,” and how language trends now spread at light speed.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Almost Crashing the Houseboat:

  "Yeah, you know it’s not good when the captain starts saying that." — Ben (08:48)

• On Being Memed Relentlessly:

  "It's honestly so annoying. They need to take out those pictures ASAP... you can't block what they post the pictures." — Dalton (82:14)

• On Ken’s Dentist Emergency:

  "I ran past the receptionist... went to the bathroom and then I came back afterwards and was like, 'Hey, can I reschedule this?'" — Ken (28:05)

• On Eating After Fasting:

  "Just in the 48 to 72, the last little bit of it, I was just like, man, I didn't appreciate what I had when I could eat..." — Ben (49:09)

• On the Netflix Mom/Cyberbullying Story:

  "It was your mom who said all these things about you." — Gavin (69:53)

• On Embracing Memes:

  "At some point, you just got to embrace it, because the more you hate it, the more they're just going to dig in on it." — Ken (84:01)

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Timestamp Guide to Key Segments

• Houseboat Story, Food Poisoning, and Near Crash: 03:00–13:09
• Golfing Mishaps and Scorekeeping Debate: 13:11–18:17
• EV Rant & Vehicle Talk: 19:01–24:43
• Bathroom/Constipation Confessionals: 25:38–31:12
• Phone Upsell Rants: 36:22–43:32
• Fasting & Food Perspective: 44:41–51:15
• Carl Bushby Walk Story: 51:15–59:18
• Amish/Rum Springer & Integration: 63:02–65:07
• Netflix Documentary (Cyberbullying Mom): 66:01–72:01
• Dalton’s Cheeto Meme Trauma / LV Shoes: 73:03–84:18

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Tone & Style

The episode is laid-back, irreverent, and driven by quick-witted group banter. The CboysTV crew balances gross-out humor, heart-to-hearts, and cultural commentary with their distinct, bro-centric humor and signature self-deprecation.

Fans get what they came for: behind-the-scenes chaos, inside jokes, relatable complaints, and the sense they're hanging out with old friends.

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Summary

This episode showcases classic CboysTV energy—wild stories, total transparency about mishaps (toilets, stomachs, and all), playful roasting (particularly of Dalton), trending internet humor, and genuine insight into their off-camera lives. The crew’s chemistry comes through vividly as they riff on everything from failed boats to viral memes, making for an entertaining and meme-fueled hour and a half.

Transcript

[Dalton]

TikTok I post. No matter what it is or what.

[Ben]

It'S about, ev hop in this, fully.

[Ken]

Embrace it and just eventually it'll stop.

[Dalton]

It's getting worse.

[Ken]

Dog the best shot of golf I will ever have in my life.

[Mike]

Girlfriend's TikToks are just loaded with Sea Boys memes.

[Evan]

Looks like pink. How could a mother do something like that to her own daughter?

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[Mike]

All right.

[Evan]

Yes sir.

[Mike]

Nice hat, Evan.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Got in the mood for Heydays, so I'm wearing my Hooks Farms hat.

[Mike]

Love it. Yeah, I suppose if you're listening to that, we've already been to Heydays, but it was lit. It was crazy. A lot of people came to say what up?

[Gavin]

We just assuming.

[Mike]

We're just assuming. We know it's going to be good.

[Evan]

We bailed Mike out in the morning.

[Mike]

And he was fine.

[Ben]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Gavin]

He didn't even have to spend the whole weekend in jail.

[Mike]

Can you imagine? That's good friends. If you go to jail on a Friday and your friends have you bailed out before Monday, you got good friends.

[Ben]

I don't know. Can you?

[Mike]

That didn't happen, by the way.

[Ben]

I don't. Can you get bailed out?

[Ken]

Typically you can't get bailed out until you see a judge. And typically you can't do that until it's Monday.

[Evan]

It depends on the issue.

[Ken]

True.

[Gavin]

Yeah, man. So you really should be careful on a Friday night. Like no bar fights. No. No nonsense. Because if you get jammed up, you're in there all weekend.

[Mike]

Yeah. Especially don't get jammed up On a holiday weekend like Labor Day, you jammed.

[Ken]

Up on a Thursday.

[Ben]

How many times you almost been to my jail from heydays, Mike?

[Mike]

Just once.

[Ben]

For some reason I thought it was.

[CJ]

More, but it was two times in that same night.

[Mike]

Two times in one night.

[CJ]

I was with Mike.

[Ben]

Yeah, that's pretty crazy.

[Gavin]

That's when we all slept in our little enclosed trailer. Yeah, I mean, it was our big enclosed trailer at the time, but.

[Mike]

But no amenities. There's like, one light in there. That's it.

[Gavin]

I don't even know if there was hardly a light.

[Ben]

I just remember it being so dark in there. Yeah. And C.J. sleeping right in the middle. And every time you come in, you, like, trip over him, like, walking in.

[Mike]

That was. I guess we can't really talk about the houseboat.

[Gavin]

I know. I'm sad.

[Ben]

It's probably fine.

[Mike]

Yeah. It's just good. Well, whatever. I was like, Evan was sleeping on the houseboat when we were filming, and you were like. You kind of went to bed early in comparison before. We were angry, so I was, like, kind of purposely, like, stepping on, like, this.

[Evan]

Dude, 30.

[Mike]

Yeah, I know.

[Gavin]

Oh, heaven forbid.

[Evan]

You were sleeping. Ben was laying on the couch. Like.

[Ken]

Yeah, normally you're the last one to bed. And you were. You were number two.

[Evan]

I was sick.

[Ben]

Yeah. We built this houseboat. You'll see it in this Thursday's video. Or potentially next Thursday's video. We haven't decided. But we built a houseboat. It looks like a house.

[Ken]

It's a boat.

[Ben]

It's a boat. And we spent 24 hours on it. And there was, what, eight of us sleeping.

[Mike]

We named it the American Dream. Yeah.

[Ben]

White picket Fentanyl. The video is going to be really entertaining because it was just like, 24 hours of nonstop, just things happening. But it was funny because it started out with us hopping on the boat and Evan thinking that he was, like, gonna prove me wrong or something by eating a bunch of oysters.

[Evan]

I wasn't trying to prove you wrong. I just thought it might be a funny reaction when you're like, oh, God, no, I'm not eating any oysters because.

[Ben]

I just got food poisoning from oysters. So then Evan was like, oh, I'm gonna prove that I can eat a bunch of oysters and be OK to.

[Evan]

Prove that I could eat more oysters.

[Ben]

Next thing you know, Evan is barfing on the back of the boat and he was sick for the next 24 hours.

[Mike]

Keep in mind, these are different oysters than what Ben had, maybe for better or for worse. But they're in a can like sardines probably all.

[Ben]

Hell, you would think that they would be less likely to get you sick for all like the preservatives and whatever else they put into those things. Yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

I don't, I'm still not so sure it was truly the oysters that made me sick. I think I just had a quick like 24, 48 hour little flu bug.

[Ben]

That just happened to hit you 20 minutes after the.

[Ken]

Or the gas station egg salad that sat out in the heat for a good afternoon.

[Evan]

No, see, none of that is that everything you just said is false. It was from Walmart and it was in a cooler.

[Ken]

It was, it was sitting on the counter that, that boathouse or the houseboat for a little bit.

[Evan]

Could have been, could have been.

[Ben]

But yeah, I mean, you guys will see obviously everything else that, that happened on the houseboat, but you won't see one thing that happened that was potentially crazier than all of it that the cameras weren't rolling for. And it was almost so bad.

[Evan]

Like I woke up in a panic of a similar nightmare. It wasn't of that, but it was like the same situation last night.

[Mike]

Really?

[Gavin]

You had nightmares about it?

[Evan]

No, not really. It was like a completely different situation. And all of a sudden we were. But it was kind of the same and we were like tipping over and sinking.

[CJ]

That thing was tippy.

[Evan]

I really, I thought it was incredibly stable.

[CJ]

It felt like if we all went to one side, we would have tipped it in the middle of the lake.

[Ben]

Yeah. So we're, we're coming across the lake. It's 2:30 in the morning. It's 2:30 in THE morning.

[Mike]

In the morning.

[CJ]

No, it was maybe. Yeah.

[Mike]

On its way to 3 o'. Clock.

[Ben]

We're clipping across the lake. The houseboat does about 6 miles per hour, 5 miles per hour, but it's.

[CJ]

It'S heavy and it's got a lot of momentum.

[Ben]

A lot of momentum. Yeah. It's a freight train.

[Gavin]

Well, you also drive it from the back side of the living room.

[Ben]

Right.

[Gavin]

So, I mean, we were lucky enough to have Gav driving, who was nice enough to be our sober captain for the weekend. Unfortunately, he had all of us standing around him, not watching.

[Mike]

The patio doors are fogged up. That, that's your only way to see.

[Ben]

So Gavin, Gavin's driving the ship. He's the captain of the ship. And you know, we're all kind of just roaming around in front of Gavin driving this boat. And I think Gavin was maybe just, just going off the fact that we're in a huge lake and he was just pointed out and we're just kind of just putzing along, right. When you're going 5 miles per hour, you're not getting anywhere very, very fast. Right. So we'd like left the shore and we were just, he thought, headed out towards the middle of the lake.

[Gavin]

When I talked with him, he was trying to use his phone to navigate, which wasn't working, which is a whole different story. We're going to get into after this.

[Ben]

Yeah, we'll get into that. But. So basically I'm like looking for. Oh, I was thinking I was putting gas in the generator, which happened to be on the roof. So I crawl up to the top of the roof and I'm like standing on my. Or I'm looking at my phone on top of the roof and I just hear CJ from down below go, Gavin, Gavin. Sure, sure, Gavin. There's a boat in dock. And then next thing you know, the whole boat is just. You just hear him throw it in reverse and you just hear the, the engines firing up of trying to put this thing in reverse. But we're still clipping along, locking the.

[Evan]

Brakes up on black ice.

[Ben]

Yeah, pretty much like the fucking Titanic.

[CJ]

Like, but we couldn't stop moving. Like it was not slowing up. Just like it was slowing up a little bit, but it was just not enough space.

[Ben]

So at this point, I'm on the roof, I pull up my flashlight and shine it and there's a docking boat and lift.

[CJ]

We're headed right.

[Ben]

Right there.

[CJ]

No, dude. So like we're sitting there and like I was kind of nervous about it, but we were sitting quiet.

[Evan]

Not nervous enough to look.

[CJ]

No, I was. I clearly was nervous enough to look and sa us. If I wouldn't have walked out, we would have been. No, I go, gavin, do you know where we're going? He goes, yeah, I took his word for it. And like two seconds later I'm like, I'm just going to go out and check. Cuz it to me it felt like we were aimed towards shore and like I probably should have been driving. But also Gavin did an amazing job and he just took the title of being captain for the weekend. And I kind of just had this inherent like, sense like we're headed towards shores. But I was like, I'm going to go and look and keep mine's pitch black on the lake. As soon as I open that, I'm like, bro, we are going right for the shore. And there's like, we were 25ft from hitting this. This boat. On a boat lift. And a. And Ryan's sleeping out there.

[Ben]

Ryan's on the.

[CJ]

So I start freaking out. Gavin throws in reverse. There's enough time where we already have so much moving, like, forward momentum. And it's fully in reverse. It's like this little motor. And Gavin just goes, we're going to crash.

[Ben]

Yeah, I. You know, it's not good when the captain starts saying that.

[CJ]

So Ryan's on this couch, and, like, the couch is, like, in front of the ring.

[Mike]

That was the best part.

[CJ]

And I jump up on the couch to reach above. I don't see Ryan's down there because it's so dark.

[Evan]

He's like, what the.

[CJ]

Like, I literally stood on. Ryan literally stood on. I'm pretty sure I slipped and knew you. I'm sorry, Ryan.

[Gavin]

I'm glad you did it.

[CJ]

And we were able to slow up just enough. And then I had someone else in the front with me.

[Ken]

I think I was helping you push on the.

[CJ]

And basically, we were able to, like, just deflect ourselves before hitting. Like, we weren't able to come to a complete stop, but we basically were able to grab on and, like, push our momentum out away. So we, like, went past towards shore, and then we end up, like, fully locking up, and I'm like, the back. And then we're running across. We got all these air mattresses. Because I knew the back was going to come around. We managed to literally, just. The only thing that touched this boat lift was our hands. It was just our hands.

[Ben]

And Ken's fishing.

[Evan]

So I'm sitting in a chair in the edge of the living room, and Ken and you guys are kind of blowing up the air mattresses and stuff. And they were really taking up a lot of space. Well, when it. CJ starts going, oh, God, you know, we're gonna cry, whatever. Everyone's running out. The air mattresses pretty much end up flopped up against me. So I'm between these air mattresses. Where's Evan and the wall? So I'm like. Like, oh, my God, like, assessing the situation, trying to move them out of the way so I can get out and help. And then by the time I get to where I'm about to come out and help, CJ's, like, to the back. To the back. All the air mattresses are back up against me again, and everyone runs through the other way. So by the whole time everything was done, I basically never moved from my original location.

[Ben]

What was your stance on everything going on here, Ryan? Being that you're, you're sleeping, you heard.

[CJ]

About it, go the next day.

[Mike]

The best part was the next morning I were like, Ryan, how about last night? That was crazy.

[Gavin]

And you're like, I was so deep in REM sleep, dude. I didn't even. I didn't even know anything happened. I just woke up to when we were going almost to Barry's because we were still driving. I was like, geez, I feel like I've been sleeping for six hours. When are we going to park this thing? And then you guys were like, we're parking right now, man. And I was like, okay, perfect. Then I went back to bed.

[Ben]

I found out that Ryan could sleep through a full on country concert. Like there was a. A massive speaker a foot away from his head, as loud as it would go, blaring Gavin Adcock. And Ryan was sleeping through like a baby. I was like, is this dude okay?

[Gavin]

I think the only thing that was waking me up was the fact that the bonfire was like 2ft in front of me and the smoke kept blowing, smoking them out. It had been a long week working on that thing. Been there at the shop, and we were on the roof of it. It was hot, so I was kind of tired. And then I had two nights at a wedding previously where I was up till 2.

[Ben]

Yeah, I believe, I believe that you were tired, Ryan. You proved it. And then I was able to sleep through what you slept through.

[Gavin]

It's actually kind of funny because I like reflected back on the. And I was like, man, did I like black out last night? I was like, I wasn't even that drunk. And I was like, no, I just. I remember going outside, talked with the Laundra and then I think I just like sat down and turned on music and then just fell asleep.

[Mike]

That's why I thought on the volume button then.

[Evan]

Yeah, the fact that everyone's hollering and screaming, CJ's like crawling all over you and everything. And you were able to just kind of brush it off and roll over.

[Ken]

You popped up. You're like, five seconds, put your head.

[CJ]

Back down, you be like, like start talking gibberish. Look at this. Look at this video I took. So if you go out here, we have a bonfire going on the front.

[Gavin]

It was so smoky.

[CJ]

But how stupid is this bonfire going on the. So that you can see the speaker? We got bonfire going right here. Gas emergency, fire fuel shut off.

[Evan]

I was thinking that, but I loved it. I'm like, it actually seems safe. But that was crazy. An open bonfire feed Ryan.

[CJ]

You're sleeping. Like, I'm tired, dude.

[Mike]

Baby bro, that was such a good time.

[Ben]

Yeah. So really happy that we didn't pile up our house into somebody's boat. But I was just laughing at, like, the fact of whoever's house that was. If they happened to look out their window when it was all happening and they. All they would see is just a house parked at the end of their dock and all of us running around like, oh, what the Totaled it out.

[Mike]

You just hit my boat with your house.

[CJ]

I think one of the best parts was our chipping. Our floating, chipping green. That was sick.

[Mike]

That was fun.

[CJ]

Chipping off the top. That was really fun. Speaking of chipping, that was probably the.

[Ken]

Best shot of golf I will ever have in my life.

[Evan]

Who cares if it was for double bogey? It was the best shot I've seen on Wildfire.

[CJ]

Dude, a double bogey. That was great for.

[Gavin]

Really?

[Ben]

Yeah. Ken. Ken drained like a 50 yard chip. He scalded it, hit the front of the green, it bounced up, and then it pretty much hit the pin and dropped in.

[Mike]

And we celebrated like it was a hole in one.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I couldn't believe that I did that.

[Gavin]

Damn. Right in front of Brett Turcotte.

[Ben]

Yeah. And turkey goes birdie. And Ken goes double.

[Mike]

Brett got on video, too.

[Evan]

I was so bummed because I. I had a shot I needed to hit. Still, I was like 100 yards out. Ken's down in front of me. And I look, okay, Ken's about to hit. Pretty sure I even see him taking the club back. And I look to my bag, grab my club for my next shot. And I look up to everyone just storming the green and screaming and hollering and so.

[Ben]

And that. And that is the thing about when Ken is hitting is if he makes it or if he whiffs it, I'm gonna see whatever he does. Because I'm not taking my eyes off of Ken when he's hitting his ball because you don't know where that ball is going.

[Evan]

Luckily, I was behind him.

[Mike]

So.

[Evan]

Yeah, I agree.

[Ben]

If you're even half the time, that's not safe. That's not safe.

[Ken]

I had.

[Ben]

So you don't know where that ball is going.

[Ken]

I had some of the best shots my life last night. And then I also had some of the worst shots of my life.

[Ben]

Ken drained that 50 yarder, dunked it, and then he proceeded to pick his ball up, go to the next tee box, and then he whiffed on his drive. Yeah, if that doesn't. If that I mean, that's. That's golf right there, Ken.

[Ken]

But I'm getting some of these shots now. Wouldn't. It wouldn't have been able to do that last year.

[CJ]

Getting better.

[Ben]

It was electric. And that's what keeps you coming back.

[Ken]

It is, yeah.

[Ben]

When you get bit by the bug of making a shot like that, you're like, you know what? Maybe golf isn't that bad.

[Evan]

You've actually. Cj, you've had a. You chipped in on number one the other day. That was a really nice one right off above the green.

[Ben]

Yep.

[Evan]

Ben, you had a couple in one round.

[Ben]

I did the doctor's orders.

[Evan]

Yeah, I had a nice. It was back home, but trust me, it did happen. I actually had a chip in for Eagle, which was. I was stoked on Mike. Any chippies?

[Ben]

No, but he hit the fairway a couple times yesterday. Dalton's had. Dalton's had a couple hole in ones.

[Evan]

Only when he's playing by himself, though.

[Ken]

I. I need to start keeping. I need to start keeping track of my score score like Dalton does.

[Dalton]

I don't lie about my score.

[Ben]

For the record.

[Dalton]

I do not lie about my score.

[Gavin]

What do you.

[Evan]

Don't lie to everyone. You lie to us. Next time you go, you're running an Insta360, and it has to be uncut for the whole thing.

[CJ]

What you should.

[Evan]

We're gonna sit down and review it.

[CJ]

I think what you should do, Evan, is you should just go with him. Not even swing a club, and just stand and just mark down the shots and get a true, actual score. Then you'll know truly what he's like.

[Ben]

He's like the ranger.

[Gavin]

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[Mike]

I love how, like, when I go out, I don't think I ever make the scorecard. Like whenever they're, oh, who's in? Who's in? I'm never on it. And also like when CJ's like, Dude, Micah, nice shot. You got a golf more. I'm like, if only these guys could see my scorecard because, like, I'm keeping score myself. Like, I'm hitting halfway decent shots, but I'm like 7, 7, 5, 8.

[CJ]

So that's how I play.

[Evan]

I would say you were hitting some, some great, I mean, great shots here and there, but at the end of.

[Mike]

The day, caps high.

[Ben]

But you know what, Mike? It's not worth lying about how many strokes you have, because having a big handicap comes into play when you, when you're playing against in a tournament or with good guys, you know, getting 40 strokes ain't all that bad.

[Mike]

That's true.

[Ben]

But if you're a 40 stroke handicap and you're lying saying that you're an 18, then you're leaving a lot on the table there.

[Gavin]

You know, before we fully move off of our lake extravaganza, it kind of reminded me of Mike's hot dog boat. But there, this guy had a semi hot dog truck and it flipped. This could have happened to our houseboat.

[Evan]

Had all his wieners on one side of the boat.

[CJ]

That sucks, dude. That easily could have happened to our houseboat.

[Evan]

I don't think it was that easy.

[Ben]

It.

[Mike]

It didn't feel tippy at all.

[Evan]

Not at all.

[Ben]

It felt we had ways.

[Mike]

Yeah, it felt very standard. We all went to one side and it would tip a little bit. The thing that sucks about that is, like, that's not just a boat.

[CJ]

Like, because they have this full food truck.

[Gavin]

Look at it. Pretty nice underneath. Ours wasn't that nice underneath. Tri Tune and everything.

[Evan]

Aluminum never gonna rust.

[Gavin]

So this kind of felt bad for the guy.

[Mike]

Definitely.

[Ben]

Dude, we need to get one of those semi looking boats.

[Evan]

There's one up in Duluth. The trucking company. I don't know.

[Mike]

Chase's dad has that one.

[Gavin]

Yeah, our buddy that we went snowmobiling with, his dad made one, I think. Actually the first one in Wisconsin.

[Evan]

There's a good bushel of them out there.

[Gavin]

There is.

[Mike]

They all probably are on the same CB radio station.

[Ben]

There's no Hummers rolling around on the water though, Ryan, for sure.

[Gavin]

I was talking with Tommy from the Hamilton Collection. He just bought a Hummer and he said that he is friends with a guy who sold his Bugatti, bought other cars and then also bought a Hummer and dailies it.

[Ben]

That's got to make you feel pretty good.

[Gavin]

It does, dude. If it's good enough for a guy who's been driving a friggin Bugatti, it's good enough for me.

[Ben]

I don't think anyone's saying that. It's maybe not a good car.

[Gavin]

What are they saying?

[CJ]

It'd be better if it was gas or diesel.

[Gavin]

Well, that's for damn sure right there.

[Evan]

Oh, you're talking about a new electric Hummer.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Oh, I thought you're talking about like Gucci Mane 05 Hummer.

[Gavin]

No.

[Ben]

It is a sick car though, Ryan. I will give you that.

[Gavin]

Just easy to make fun of. That's okay.

[Ben]

I can take it if it's easy to make fun of. It's just the gas Hummers were easier. They're more fun of.

[CJ]

They were more of a meme than the. The new one. I think the new one. Respectfully to you, no one really thinks of them.

[Gavin]

No one respects them either.

[CJ]

No, I think. I think no one just. They're just kind of like, yeah, it's just another car.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[CJ]

It's not like a meme like the H2S and.

[Gavin]

And it's not a globally hated phenomenon like cybertruck.

[CJ]

Yeah, phenomenon like the cyber truck.

[Mike]

And in a good way. Your hate is being way overshadowed by the cybertruck.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I don't know if anyone hates it. Does anyone actually hate the H2 based on.

[Ben]

Oh no.

[Mike]

Based on like comments I see online. Yeah, people are just like lame, lame, lame.

[CJ]

So lame isn't hating exactly.

[Mike]

So it is. I agree. It is kind of hard to make fun.

[CJ]

It's kind of just a normal.

[Evan]

You're pretty stoked with your play on not picking up your cyber truck and going with the Hummer.

[Gavin]

Yeah, for sure. If I'd had a cyber beast and lost $10 million on that.

[Ben]

Those tank and value too, kid.

[Ken]

Yeah, every electric car is tanked in value.

[Ben]

How much is the Cybertruck sell for now?

[Ken]

I think they're still asking, like, 90, 100 grand.

[Ben]

What are they selling?

[Ken]

Well, like, they only sell them for their asking price, but, like, use 67, they use.

[Ben]

Ken, what are you talking about right now? I'm talking about used cars. What are they selling for?

[Ken]

Like, 60 to 80 grand.

[CJ]

So they take like a 40k, hit.

[Gavin]

20 right off the bat.

[Ken]

I mean, not right off the bat, but like 20. 20,000 miles on it.

[Gavin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[CJ]

So why is that the evs just don't hold their value because what, there's.

[Ken]

Just too many of them now. Like, before, it was, like, supply restricted, so it was driving up prices because all new cars are just expensive and everyone want them.

[CJ]

They're good.

[Ken]

And all the interest rates are so high. Like, people aren't buying cars like they were three years ago. So there's too much supply and not enough demand.

[CJ]

I think the Cybertruck and your Hummer is a awesome vehicle. Both are awesome vehicles. They got power, they're fun to drive. I mean, I know I said your Hummer would be better if it was gas or diesel, but it just may be more OG Hummer, like, but the performance of the EV is unbeatable, but I don't know why. Yeah, it's interesting how they just drop in value. It's almost like a lot of people aren't at the spot where they want to switch to ev.

[Ben]

I agree.

[Gavin]

Yeah. They're like, well, I'm buying a new one if I'm getting it, but it doesn't have the used market yet. I. I feel.

[CJ]

Yeah, it's almost. They made too many and they. Not enough people made the switch and didn't trump kind of do away with, like, the EV tax credits.

[Ken]

Yeah, he's killing the tax credits at the end.

[CJ]

I mean, at that point, it's really not helping their cause.

[Ken]

I mean, it's just tacking an extra 7, 500 bucks on the cost of them.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I don't think I. I don't think mine qualified for the tax credit. It was too expensive.

[Ken]

No, it was too expensive.

[Gavin]

I think if you wanted to make the Hummer EV the best car ever, you would take the E out of it and you would put the Escalade V motor. Yeah, bro. Can you imagine?

[Ben]

Now, that would be insane.

[Mike]

That would be so awes.

[Evan]

I thought for sure you were gonna say pontoons or that.

[Ben]

Yeah, that would be sick, though.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ben]

They make an electric Escalade, too.

[Ken]

Yeah, those are absurdly expensive.

[Ben]

They are.

[Gavin]

They're dumb, too. Low horsepower, snazzy high range.

[CJ]

Is it just me or is there really, like, not any new vehicles out there that are necessarily super exciting right now? And maybe I'm completely wrong, and I'm totally not.

[Ken]

I'm in the same boat. I'm not excited about, like, I want to buy this car. It's kind of just like everything that.

[CJ]

Like, crazy out there.

[Ben]

No new Tesla's coming out for Ken. What about the roadster, Ken?

[Ken]

I think I'd rather buy a 911. I mean, it's kind of like you buy a sports car because you want the full sports car experience. You don't buy a sports car because you want it to be efficient.

[Mike]

This is probably the only electric car that I would buy. It's this, like, new Hyundai Envision 74. It's freaking sick, dude.

[Ben]

This is a mic car right here. That is.

[Gavin]

I mean, that's the sickest car I've ever seen. But it's got that c. Honda.

[Ben]

It's a concept, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're actually making Dirk.

[CJ]

God, I don't know if I could ever buy a Honda 2 DeLorean. Ish.

[Mike]

For me, that's.

[CJ]

Yeah, it does look like a DeLorean.

[Mike]

But I mean, yeah, I guess it's not for everybody. But yeah, just like, if this actually comes out.

[CJ]

Does look sick.

[Mike]

Not buying it because it's electric, but.

[CJ]

I think about it, the concept always looks way cooler than the actual. Like, it won't have a wheel gap like that. It won't be as low. You know, that's what's making it look good.

[Ben]

What the.

[Mike]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Ben]

I just looked.

[Mike]

I just looked up price. The price of the Envision 74 is expected to be over $300,000 for a Hyundai. Okay. Clearly it's going to be rare, but.

[Ken]

I mean, is that just what it costs to build the concept?

[Mike]

The concept actually originally came out with a hydrogen powered motor, which is interesting.

[Ken]

So even more.

[Mike]

Have you guys seen that? People that create, like hydrogen powered motors or this guy that created a motor that can run off plastic waste, and they're like, everyone on TikTok is like, Bro, you're going to get off.

[CJ]

How are you gonna fill this up?

[Ben]

Because you know that plastic. Dude.

[Evan]

Dude, the amount of money and the efficiency of the whole thing, it's like you're kind of making the fuel out of plastic, but you're.

[Mike]

But keep in mind, think of how, like garage made it was. Like, if it wouldn't. I don't know, but how the people.

[Gavin]

Do is a car run on plastic.

[Mike]

Plastic. Like it's turned into oil and it's burned. But people are just like. Whenever someone comes up with a crazy invention like that and you. There's even history on it. Like if you make a hydrogen powered motor, like Big gas is like nabro sometimes doesn't pay to be a crazy good inventor.

[Gavin]

Big gas.

[CJ]

Big, Big gas.

[Mike]

Gas. That's what we call ev.

[Evan]

I was going to say Ken or.

[Ben]

I don't know.

[Gavin]

Honestly, I think CJ is probably the most stinky dude.

[Evan]

The craziest thing. Maybe this is going backwards, but we were talking about how bad it'd be to have to poop on the houseboat. Turns out Ken ended up constipated for 48 hours. What perfect timing for him to have that problem.

[Ken]

I was so constipated after we got off the houseboat, it was a full day before I could actually go to the bathroom and get anything to come out. And I just, I had a dentist appointment and I destroyed that bathroom.

[Gavin]

The dentist. You're like a dog. You take them on a little walk, they get a little walk and then.

[CJ]

They have to go.

[Mike]

Yeah, but can. I can kind of relate there. I. I kind of got to the next, like to the end of the next day. I'm at home, I'm like, man, I wonder when that like big shit's gonna come. And then it didn't come till the next day. And I'm like, what's going on? So maybe all our bodies just like got ready.

[Ben]

But then it might have been all the uncrustables.

[CJ]

Like five uncrustables in the first hour.

[Mike]

But then we had some friends deliver us some really spice, pretty spicy jambalaya. And I had like three bowls of it and like four pancakes and 10 strips of bacon for breakfast. I don't know.

[Ben]

Yeah, that'll do it.

[CJ]

You're a big eater this weekend and.

[Gavin]

You came and ate lunch today.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, I've been packing it in.

[CJ]

There's our big eater.

[Mike]

Like a little big gas and big eater.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Is it because you're off the wedding diet now?

[Mike]

I don't even know.

[CJ]

Did you go on a diet for your wedding?

[Mike]

No. Oh, no. Pretty much my only diet is the no drinking, which you shave the first £20 and then I do make up for it. Now I'm just like, well, I'm not putting the calories on with beer. Like I could probably. I could probably eat two.

[CJ]

Have you been drinking those, those non alcoholic Beers, Some of those water.

[Mike]

No, I mean like if those are real beer, I'd be for sure double my intake.

[CJ]

Oh, yeah, I suppose, yeah.

[Mike]

Once you get to the third n a beer, you're like, what am I doing now?

[Ben]

You just gotta go to the bed.

[Mike]

But I do love basically when we were on a road trip and I that was kind of my thing when I'd have three non alcoholic beers usually. And Evan's like, mike, are you gonna even be able to drive us home? I'm like, I might be a little loose. You know, they're point like 01.

[Ben]

So Ken, are you looking for a new dentist now or what?

[Ken]

I might have to be.

[Ben]

Yeah. No, like, I mean, I was at.

[Ken]

The appointment the whole time. Like I gotta so bad.

[CJ]

Can you imagine Ken shits in the chair while they're just. He's leaned back there in his mouth.

[Evan]

I could see Ken like midway through a cleaning. Just hold on. Everything scurrying down the hall.

[CJ]

I need to go to bed.

[Ben]

Where's it go? Did you hit do a hit and run?

[Ken]

I ran past the receptionist, like after, like the doctor walked. I was like, okay, I run past the receptionist to the bathroom and then I came back afterwards and I was like, hey, can I reschedule this?

[CJ]

How long were you in the bath the bathroom for 20 minutes, probably five, ten. Okay, that's reasonable.

[Mike]

They're gonna have no running signs up there the next time you come back, if you go back.

[Evan]

The worst part is about some of those, like bathrooms that are in the doctor's office and dentist office. They are like echo chambers.

[Ben]

They need to put silent in there.

[Evan]

Just a faint elevator music.

[CJ]

Finally.

[Ben]

It's just blowing out the reception area.

[Evan]

Cj, you're having like some meeting this morning or whatever, right?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Could you hear what was going on in there?

[CJ]

I heard you showering. I didn't. They might have heard it because they were wondering what was going on.

[Evan]

I turned the shower on. I massively plugged. I massively plugged the toilet. I actually couldn't get it to unplug.

[Ben]

You were just going to war with the toilet.

[Evan]

Yeah, but it's very violent, you know, goshing and when you're running the plunger.

[CJ]

Dude, I think they were almost wondering like, what's he doing in there? We heard them.

[Ben]

They're like, it got weird because I.

[Evan]

Was in there before and then I heard there's people out there, but I used the toilet and then I did take a shower and then I had laundry that was in the dryer. So I, like, folded all my laundry, but it just felt weird for me to at any point walk out of the bathroom into what I felt was an important meeting.

[Ben]

Yeah, they were investors looking to give.

[CJ]

Us a bunch of capital.

[Ben]

Well. And they pulled all their money back.

[Evan]

We needed to upgrade the.

[CJ]

We were gonna upgrade the toilet with that money.

[Ben]

What's the first thing you guys are gonna do with the.

[CJ]

The gap system.

[Ben]

Yes. Is needs a backup.

[Evan]

I was about to call Gavin and have him bring a snake over. Like, the plunger. Wasn't doing it.

[CJ]

Like, imagine they're sitting there, bro. It's amazing our toilet system can even handle this place.

[Ben]

And every time somebody walks in, the door just closes behind them. Pretty soon they're like, how many people are in there?

[CJ]

Ken, do you have some insane toilets coming for your new house?

[Ken]

Got bidets coming.

[Ben]

Really?

[Ken]

It's gonna be nice.

[CJ]

So, like, heavy duty toilets, though.

[Ken]

Like, heated seat, nice little bidet on.

[Ben]

You could.

[CJ]

You could flush 12 golf balls down at once.

[Ken]

Might even be able to do 20.

[Ben]

Really?

[Gavin]

A whole range bucket?

[Evan]

We shouldn't be talking about golf balls. Can you flush a full blown kielbasa?

[Ken]

I don't even know what a kielbasa.

[Evan]

Is, but probably it's a big sausage, dude.

[Mike]

I plugged the toilet at the farm the other day, probably for like, the first time in, like four years. And I'm like, oh, man, I haven't done that in a while.

[CJ]

Big eater Mike.

[Mike]

Plugging toilets, classic. We got a plunger. Plunger to the left. Go for it. I also was struggling to get it unplugged. And then the funniest thing is, like, man, normally it's way easier than this. And then I do the thing that you definitely shouldn't do. Flush again.

[Ben]

Oh, no.

[CJ]

Even closer to the brim now.

[Mike]

Literally, it brimmed it. I'm like, I want to flood. I'm going to flood the bathroom.

[CJ]

Like, I'll make a worse time.

[Mike]

And then I'm plunging so vigorously, I broke the plunger.

[CJ]

I'm like, holy, holy Jesus.

[Mike]

And then, yeah, then it went. But I'm like, man, that could have been really bad.

[CJ]

Imagine doing that at, like, a place that. Exactly, like, you're visiting someone's house that you don't know super well, and you do that there and then maybe they don't have a plunger. I mean, it's happened, I'm sure, to plenty of people.

[Evan]

Classic dumb and dumber scene.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Classic right there.

[Evan]

We're not using the toilet in there. It's Broken.

[Mike]

You guys ever hear that? Like, crazy? That, like, crazy Tinder story? Basically. Long story short, they match on Tinder, and then they go. They go out and they get drunk, and then they, like. He comes over and realizes the toilet's not working or something, and in a panic, he was all drunk, and he. In the litter box. And then hoped that she wouldn't notice it. And then she's like, why'd you in the litter box? And he's like, I didn't. And she's like, my cat died three weeks ago. I just haven't gotten rid of the litter box yet.

[CJ]

Oh, my gosh, Dude.

[Ben]

So what ended up happening? I don't know.

[Mike]

She's never talked to him again. Yeah. Or they're in love, but, like, can you imagine?

[Gavin]

I really wanted to.

[CJ]

You'd have to have a solid, because what happens if it's a little, you know, it's a softer kitty.

[Ben]

Letters for.

[Gavin]

I really want to get off the pooping subject, but I do have one more thing. I've been going through it in my. In my. In my vet.

[Mike]

White seats.

[Gavin]

No, no, not me. I was driving down the highway.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Gavin]

Highway 10. And there is a cattle truck next to me, and there's traffic everywhere because everybody drives so slow in Deal. So I'm stuck next to this semi, and as I'm driving, it was just like a rocket. I just watched it come out right in front of me. Just, like, not on the windshield, but, like, the whole front end was, like, very clearly cow turn.

[Mike]

And to be honest, I thought you were gonna tell the skunk story. Ryan just hit a skunk, like, two days before that.

[Gavin]

So that's what I'm saying. So then that was, like, a couple weeks ago. Then I'm driving it, and I'm coming back from that wedding, going to the houseboat. Six minutes into the drive, just wreck a skunk who I think it was previously dead or on its way out. But, like, semi coming, big cars coming. Couldn't dodge it. Just came over a hill. Skunk.

[Mike]

When you pulled up to work, it smells so bad.

[Gavin]

Yeah, so bad.

[Mike]

Your vet smelled like a skunk.

[Gavin]

I know. And then I had to park it outside.

[Ben]

What'd you do, go and hit car wash?

[Gavin]

Well, no, I was running late, so I just had to drive. I just had to tough it out. And then I parked it outside all weekend, and now it smells better.

[Ben]

The inside, too.

[Gavin]

The inside actually didn't start smelling that bad. It was just kind of like the whole undercarriage.

[CJ]

It's amazing. And damage it at all.

[Gavin]

I know. So many got lucky actually.

[CJ]

Components.

[Gavin]

I haven't really looked underneath it, but it didn't. It didn't catch the front lip.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

But then I left it parked outside because it stank and I want to park it inside. Yeah. Then we had a fricking hailstorm come through. I was like, God damn. I'm sitting there at night watching the cameras is ping, ping, ping, ping.

[CJ]

Okay, hailed on.

[Gavin]

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See mintmobile.com well, it could be worse. You could be mechanic Gavin and go to our in house IT guy for some help and next thing you know, your phone is bricked.

[Ken]

That was my bad. So it was like Verizon had an outage last week and I didn't know that, so I was like, oh my. My phone's been doing the same thing. I just deleted the SIM card. And then you go on the Verizon app and then you just reactivate it and it's fine. Problem was he doesn't know his Verizon login, so he couldn't do that part of it.

[Ben]

So Ken just deletes his SIM card.

[Ken]

Actually, I didn't.

[Ben]

Breaks his phone.

[Ken]

I didn't do it. He deleted it himself.

[Gavin]

Well, did you tell him to?

[Ken]

I was like, yeah, you can try that. I mean it might work.

[Mike]

Basically an iPad touch or ipod touch. Sorry.

[Ben]

Yeah, no service. Can't.

[Mike]

Can't do any difficult when he's trying to use GPS Garmin system on his phone.

[Ben]

Yeah, which is why. Why we almost hit the shore.

[Ken]

Gavin also has two phones, which I didn't know about.

[Mike]

So Ken was referencing the Kevin Gates song. Instead of like one for the plug, one for the hose. He just goes, one for the bitches and one for the hose. I'm like, oh, okay.

[Ben]

He has two phones. Yeah.

[Ken]

Didn't you see him carrying two phones all weekend?

[Ben]

I guess I didn't put two and two together.

[Evan]

I can confirm two phones.

[Gavin]

Yeah, he went and got a second. His second phone.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah.

[Gavin]

He didn't want. He didn't go and purchase another one, but he has had two for an extended period of time. Not sure why he's paying for two.

[Evan]

Numbers, but I believe it was something along the lines of he had like a lawn care business or of some sort. So then yeah, he.

[Ben]

I guess he did explain that to me, but I didn't know that he.

[Gavin]

Still had just like never canceled them. Going into the Verizon store is actually the worst thing in the world besides the dmv.

[Evan]

That's why I have these better.

[Gavin]

Dude, DMV and Verizon, not the dldmv. Dude, those ladies are great.

[Ben]

Yeah, they're great. They are great. But your, your classic DMV and then the Verizon store.

[Gavin]

I would maybe rather take my chances with downtown Minneapolis DMV than the local Verizon store.

[Ben]

Why? It's like. And every time you go in, they're.

[CJ]

Like, oh, wow, I've never heard of this problem.

[Ben]

What, what do you do all day?

[Ken]

You want to buy this hundred dollar phone case that costs $5 on Amazon?

[Gavin]

Oh, you want to upgrade your phone. Okay, well that's fine. Can we just get your birth weight when you were a child, please? I don't, I don't know that, but here's my credit card and you know everything else. Okay. Do you perhaps happen to know the biological DNA strand in your left toe? No, I don't. Well, can't help you, buddy. See ya.

[Evan]

I'd like to buy a new iPhone. Can I interest you in this Samsung potato?

[Gavin]

Yeah, exactly. Try to upsell you on the Samsung.

[Ben]

Well, yeah, dude. And thankfully, I guess like if you're really smart in the slightest capacity, you know not to listen to their upsells. But dude, I swear at least every other time that I'm in there, I hear them hitting some old lady with an upsell of this piece of Samsung that. Oh, if you buy it now, you get a rebate of X amount.

[Gavin]

The rebates free if you keep the phone for nine years or something.

[Ben]

Yeah, all you got to do is just pay for all this shit that you don't need and they always fall into it.

[Ken]

My mom got a new phone a couple months ago and she, she was in the store, she called me and then she had me talk through the guy. I was like, what are you trying to do? I want a new phone. Okay, talk to this guy. She wants an iPhone 16 Pro, whatever the fuck it is. He keeps telling me, oh, she can get this and she gets a free iPad or something. I was like, nope, nope. Just sell her the goddamn phone. She doesn't need anything else. She's not going to figure it out.

[Evan]

My dad got took down the Samsung lane and it's terrible. Yeah.

[Mike]

Pull them from an iPhone.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Many years ago. He's unlike his third Samsung now because he thinks that iPhones are now complicated. Because he somewhat knows how to use a Samsung.

[Ben]

No, if you know how to run a Samsung.

[Evan]

I try to tell him this.

[Ben]

They are immensely more difficult.

[CJ]

I agree.

[Gavin]

So the nerds like them.

[Ben]

I definitely wanted one of the mentality behind it. Ryan's dad, same.

[Gavin]

Just won't give it up.

[Ben]

And I'M like, dude, you wouldn't believe how much better your life would be. He's like, without his phone.

[Gavin]

I know. And he's like, well, you know, I kind of got my guy at Verizon and he just continually screws me over every time I go in there. I don't know.

[Ben]

Like, I like being by this guy.

[Gavin]

The, the way he lies to me, works for me. I, I don't know. But he's like, I don't want to switch and lose all my like. Cuz now all of his stuff is in a Google. Like it's in the Google system. Yeah. So all his phone numbers and emails and. What?

[Ken]

Dad doesn't have any phone numbers in his phone. He just knows every single phone number.

[Gavin]

My dad memorizes phone numbers. You could ask him, just be like, hey, what's the, you know, so and so.

[Ben]

Call me. Yeah.

[Gavin]

He'll just be like, oh yeah.

[Ben]

No. Is this unbelievable?

[CJ]

Actually, you know what's crazy though is that up until 2024, Samsung was more sold than. So like the Androids, they were more sold than iPhone. And just in 2024 they, they passed and they're only winning by 3 million. It's that.

[Gavin]

3 million phones.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

That's pretty tight.

[Ben]

That's very tight.

[CJ]

Obviously they're, it's. They're gonna now separate the distance, but they were further behind. But you can. Pretty crazy.

[Mike]

Yeah. People's comments are pretty fed up with Apple because they're not like innovating. Like all this hype for some small tweaks and Samsung's whole shtick is like, look at us innovating. But I do want to try one of those. I wouldn't ever switch but like I want to try one of those folding phones just to play around on for a day.

[Ken]

I just want a bigger battery.

[Evan]

Just get another phone.

[Mike]

Yeah, true. I'll get a second phone and it'll be a Samsung and then I'll be like first and foremost iPhone user.

[Ken]

Just get like an iPad mini carry.

[Mike]

That's not foldable, Ken.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

And he also doesn't get it free from the Verizon store.

[Mike]

All he has to do is just.

[Ben]

Buy this $12,000 phone case with the creep screen.

[Gavin]

Oh, where? The blackout screen.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gavin]

You know someone went to the Verizon store if they got the creep screen.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And he's got one of those.

[Ben]

Ken, do you still have a creep screen?

[Ken]

No, I don't have a screen protector on this thing.

[Ben]

Really?

[Ken]

No. When I got this phone and we went to Glamis And I fucked the screen over and I was like, well, no reason to put one on now.

[Mike]

Screen protectors are whack. Yeah.

[Evan]

Zero screen protects your guy ever.

[Mike]

They make the glass so tough that you got to beat the hell out of it for it to really.

[Gavin]

Mine's all scratched up. I like. Yeah, but stepped on it.

[Mike]

Yeah. I mean, mine's very no CJ step.

[CJ]

I also saved us though.

[Evan]

But it is funny, like you just said, the glass is very good. You can spend more money and get a nice cover screen protector, whatever. But you go on Amazon, buy the three pack of the shittiest plastic screen protector, put it over your nice screen. That thing's just pummeled and cracked. And then people are like, their whole phone experience for the life of that phone.

[Ben]

Can't even read the phone. I know everyone knows someone like that that has a phone that the screen protector is so cracked up that you can't even see this the phone. And they just keep running it.

[Mike]

Yeah. And I'm like, okay, what? And then. And then you might even find out that they still have two left of their three pack, but they're like, I don't want to put it ready yet.

[Ben]

I feel like I got some life.

[CJ]

In it back when we were younger. They must be making the screens a lot tougher now though, because like, for sure, you almost half the people you knew how to crack screen or blowing out iPhone and now it's like the only person we know that's got a crack screen is Cody.

[Gavin]

I was going to actually, you know.

[CJ]

Our boy Cody, he's the only guy. And that's because he never runs a case and just fucking buys them pre cracked. I don't even know I was going to say that.

[Gavin]

Like, I think, I mean, obviously Micah's is the richest man that we know, but Cody is a strong second because I think there is no bigger flex than running around with no phone case on. It's like you just like, don't even care. You're just like, I have so much money means nothing to me. This $1200 piece of my life means nothing to me.

[Mike]

It is pretty impressive. But also, you guys know the whole drill. When you crack your phone, you can't get it wet anymore. For those of you also that don't know when your phone's not cracked, you can get it wet for the most part. But Cody's was so destroyed, bro. I think it was even bent a little and he left it in the bottom of the hot tub for like. And pulled it out and it still worked.

[Gavin]

That's actually impressive.

[Ben]

It's actually insane. Makes no sense to me. If you breathe on some phones weird, it'll start having moisture problems.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Ben]

Ken, would you rather do a 72 hour fast from no eating or a 72 hour fast from no phone?

[Evan]

And you can't use a computer, a laptop or no screens?

[Mike]

No screens.

[Ken]

I guess after CJ was talking about the fast kind of put me off from it. But I kinda want to do the fast.

[Ben]

It's hard.

[Mike]

72 is also a lot.

[Ben]

Right?

[CJ]

I think the hardest part would be just not getting a drink.

[Ken]

Yeah, that, that too.

[CJ]

I think Ken could do the not eating. I just think he's just so accustomed to having some drinks every night.

[Ben]

Yeah, but if you're not, you're. No, because you wouldn't go. You wouldn't go and get food, water. So you probably wouldn't even go. You wouldn't even go.

[Gavin]

It's like, why would you.

[Ben]

So then you're not going to necessarily. Yeah. Be tempted to get a drink, but.

[CJ]

I think you should do it, Ken. Yeah, I lost like £12 and then I gained it all back. But you know, I think there's just a lot of inflammation in your body and just a lot of like crap you're carrying around. And when you do that fast, you kind of get rid of it.

[Evan]

Do you think that having just like two martinis a day would really throw off the whole fast?

[CJ]

Well, then it's not a fast though. There's calories then, is there?

[Evan]

So minimal.

[Mike]

Is there a world where you can.

[CJ]

Have that's not fast.

[Ben]

What's the fucking point then?

[CJ]

Just don't do anything because he wants to feel something. Bro, if you can't, instead of taking drink for calories.

[Ben]

2 Martin, you really need those days.

[Evan]

Yeah, like less than 200 a day. Coming down from 3,000. Yeah, but still, still seems like fasting of some sort to me.

[CJ]

I mean, you definitely are cutting calories, but it's not a fast. A fast is when you don't have any calories. And actually I was surprised. I thought that we were going to have a bunch of the typical geniuses, like saying some about fasting, but there was actually quite a bit of comments on the last podcast like, like, yeah, yeah, fasting is great. I, I did it and it helped me hear this, that and the other. And I do it once a year and I was actually surprised by that. So that was awesome to hear.

[Ben]

But so I talked to my dad this weekend to see how long he did go fasting and he went 23 days.

[Mike]

No. What?

[Ben]

He went 23 days and the only thing that he was eating or the only thing that he was drinking was just water and he would put some lemon in.

[Evan]

It doesn't count. There was like three calories.

[CJ]

Right, CJ, he did not have food.

[Ben]

Nothing for 23 days. And he was trying to go 40, but he was like, I. Yeah, I had, dude.

[Gavin]

Just Purely out of the breaking point at 23 days, he was like, I.

[Ben]

Woke up and I was like, pretty low on energy, which wasn't that out of the norm, but I was like, kind of getting dizzy. And then he's a chiropractor, so he was like, adjusting people. And then he said he almost like passed out, leaning over like a patient. And he was like, yeah, this is probably good for an uncrustable time for a hop.

[CJ]

I don't know if my body necessarily. It definitely didn't like it, but I did feel a lot better, like, almost immediately the next day after eating.

[Ben]

My dad said, after shitty for three days. After, like five days, though, you just kind of lose all cravings.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Because I was like, I was. I was hallucinating, thinking about food.

[Mike]

That's 552 hours.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And I'm over here, like, 72 hours.

[Evan]

When did he do this?

[CJ]

You can do it.

[Ben]

He did it like, early 2000.

[Evan]

Was he a little bigger at the time?

[Ben]

No. He said he got so skinny when he did it, so I didn't.

[Evan]

Yeah, that just seems crazy to me.

[CJ]

Like, yeah, I saw this video on Instagram, but it was like this. This bigger gal and she's sitting at her desk and it says what I eat during my 9 to 5 is the thing on the screen. I'm like, okay, like what? You know, I'm thinking she's probably like, on some diet and she's, you know, that's why she's serving it.

[Mike]

I'm diet.

[CJ]

She opened up at 9am with some chicken nuggets from Chick Fil A. And I go, oh, my good, though she got me my attention there. Then it was like a Diet Coke. And then it was like a burrito bowl. And then it was like an Almond Joy and then it was some grapes. This is all in her 9 to 5 and she's just sitting in the same chair. And I was just like, damn, that's wild. And then I looked at the comments. They were all just like, I felt bad for her. Like, they're kind of just reaming her. Like, you don't need to eat that much food, Especially when you're sitting at a desk all day, you know, like. But where I'm going with this, Mike, is you'd be surprised. You don't need to eat nearly as much as you do or. Or at least as we are accustomed to as Americans.

[Mike]

I don't at all disagree with that.

[CJ]

I mean, you normally only eat one meal a day, but Big Ranch only eats one meal a day.

[Mike]

Yeah. That's actually what's really intrigued me. Like, I am scared to do a fast.

[CJ]

A lot of people don't use all the calories that they intake. I'd say majority of people aren't using them.

[Ben]

I will tell you this. It gave me a new perspective and appreciation on food.

[CJ]

Absolutely.

[Ben]

Just in the 48 to 72, the last little bit of it, I was just like, man, I didn't appreciate what I had when I could eat sense. And I was like. I was like, I'm gonna start appreciating eating a banana Oz. Or just like the little things of, like, man, I'm thankful. I'm thankful for this food.

[CJ]

It's a dopamine detox, too, in a sense, because you do get, I think, dopamine every time you eat. At least I do. Like, I look forward to it. Like, lunch. Okay, lunch. Oh, I'm gonna get a snack.

[Evan]

Like a couple nuts, Like.

[CJ]

Yeah, exactly. But that's like little dopamine hits. And I think you realize when you're not eating, you're like, holy crap, I'm so bored. Like, I don't like, I notice I don't have much to look forward to.

[Ben]

That was the biggest thing too.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

It's like, I was like, I was just going. I was going through my day too, and I was like, I can't wait.

[CJ]

To go forward to.

[Ben]

I can't wait to go to bed. Yeah.

[Mike]

So another for you weird metaphor. I compared it to kind of like, it makes it. So eating a healthy food, it's like reading an educational book. Like, it's pretty boring usually, but it's going to make your life better in the long run. And then eating, like, really tasty junk food that's not good for you at all is like watching some brain rot video that's super entertaining and you're laughing your ass off, but it is not helping you in any way in life at all.

[Gavin]

Where to look at it, Mike?

[Mike]

So, like, did it make you appreciate, like, kind of your. Your time to eat too? Like, when it. When it did come time to have a meal, you're like, this means a lot right now.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Versus just being able to eat whenever, obviously.

[CJ]

Like, most people go on your fast and when you come back to eating healthy food, you're going to think it tastes amazing. Also, like when you cut out eating junk food like that, Like I did that last year over a year ago now, like, I get grossed out if we're on the road and we stop and eat some fast food to the point where I just don't even eat because I'm like, I mean, I can miss a meal. One meal is no big deal. But you don't really get that much satisfaction from it anymore. Once you get off that train, you actually feel kind of gross and worse. At least for me, that's my, my case.

[Ben]

So I recently stumbled upon this guy. His name is Carl Bushby and he has been walking across the world. The world, since 1998.

[Gavin]

Holy shit.

[Ben]

He started at the southernmost tip of Chile and is walking South America all the way up South America, all the way up North America. And then he walked across the Bering Strait, and then he walked across Russia, across China, Mongolia, and then he's walking all the way across Europe back to his home in the uk. Here's the map right here.

[Mike]

That's so crazy.

[Ben]

Yeah. So it's going to take him, it's going to take him 27 years. And he has two rules. The first one being travel across the world with the only mode of transportation being his legs or swimming. And the second one being he can't go home until he walks there.

[Evan]

Hold up, what does this home look like?

[CJ]

He swam across the ocean.

[Ben]

So.

[CJ]

So get this, he needs a mow his lawn bad.

[Ben]

So the first super gnarly stretch of the trip is when he got in between Panama and Colombia. There's like a hundred mile stretch, I believe, that is like completely uninhabited where there's no roads, there's no towns. It's like pretty much just straight jungle and like rivers. And he had to walk through that, like through the snakes, spiders. It was an active war zone, like with Colombia smugglers. So he said that was super, super gnarly.

[Mike]

And then how long does it take a person to walk? A hundred miles.

[Evan]

What do you walk, like two miles.

[Ken]

An hour, but three miles an hour.

[Ben]

So then he walked through Canada and Alaska and then he got to the barren strait in between Alaska and Russia. And I didn't know that it was this close, but I want to say it's like 30 miles between Russia from my house, land to land. The crazy part is it's like, you know, it's salt water so it doesn't freeze. So he had to, like, walk across that and, like, kept falling through, like, into the sea. That was super gnarly. And then he got arrested in Russia for what? Walking to overstaying his visa, basically. Oh, you know, so, like, you get a visa into this country, you. You only have so long until you have to, like, leave. Right. And he said he used to, like, push the limits of that, where he'd overstay to a degree. And then apparently he got arrested in Russia. So he was like, halfway through Russia, couldn't finish the walk, obviously. So he had to, like, basically have, like, people start lobbying for him, I like the government level, to like, get him back into the country so he could finish the walk.

[Mike]

Can you imagine? He started 27 years ago, but the reason it took him so long was because he spent 20 of those in Russian prison.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Right.

[Ben]

And then so he ended up finally walking across the rest of Russia, and then he had to either go through Iran or back through Russia again, and he couldn't do either of them. So he swam across the Caspian Sea and it took him 31 days to swim.

[CJ]

Swam for 31 days.

[Ben]

Yeah. So he would, like, have a follow boat, basically, where he'd, like, swim all day and then he'd hop out, sleep in the boat, and then start where he hopped out of the water. It took him 31 days to swim across.

[CJ]

This guy have a lot of money. Like, how is it?

[Ben]

No.

[Gavin]

What the.

[Ben]

No, he started walking with, like 500 bucks.

[Evan]

Doesn't cost much to walk.

[CJ]

Yeah, but you still. It costs a lot to find people to sit there for 31 days and wait for you with a boat.

[Evan]

There's so many people out there that I probably would just. So hyped on the cause. Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah. I think sponsor sponsors and friends and family probably just random strangers.

[Gavin]

You should tick tock live this.

[Ben]

He just started tick tocking. That's how I ran across him.

[CJ]

Wow. He would have never thought in 1998 when he started.

[Ben]

So, yeah, he's in, I want to say Turkey right now or Istanbul.

[Ken]

April 28 is when this article is published. He was just outside of Istanbul, Turkey.

[CJ]

Yeah. How close is he?

[Ben]

So he's now finishing the stretch and he thinks that he'll be back to his home or back to his mom's house in the UK at the end of next year. Wow.

[CJ]

End of next year. Holy fuck, dude.

[Ben]

So I think it's like 36,000 miles.

[CJ]

Is walking it's almost as I see the sneaker statistics.

[Gavin]

How many sets of knees, dude, how.

[Ben]

Sick of a video would it be if we went and found them, like for a Seaboys video when we're like in Europe, walked with them even for just like a day and just like ask them questions.

[CJ]

It'd be kind. I could. I'd be down to do that walk.

[Evan]

You guys have seen the guy biking kind of doing the same thing, I guess I've seen.

[Ben]

I think I've seen you like.

[Evan]

Yeah, no, it like over and he was like going through Iran and like some crazy places. But he's just riding and it's like. But he's an American, though.

[Mike]

It's so cool seeing how they treat like you got to put yourself in a different mindset. Like seeing how chill they are when they're like, yeah, man, I'm just. I'm just traveling through and you explain their goal and everyone's just like, dude, heck yeah.

[Ben]

Was it the one from Minnesota that just died? There was.

[Evan]

Ken. Can you look that up? The guy by using.

[Ben]

There was two. There was two bikers. I. This guy was sold two brothers and he was going across Iran or Iraq or something like that, and they tried robbing both of them. One of them biked away and then they killed the other one.

[Ken]

Holy.

[Ben]

Don't quote me on that exactly. But I think it was something to that degree. But yeah, I. Dude, how gnarly is that? I mean, but think you're going through these war countries I like, especially if they find out that you're American. They hate Americans.

[Evan]

The biking one seems crazy. And you can cover a little ground on a bike and then doing that on feet to me is like 10 times.

[Ken]

Guy was from Minnetonka that died. The guy that survived was from Minnetonka. I got to keep reading through this article.

[Evan]

I think it's sick though. The guy doesn't look like some Lance Armstrong biker. He's kind of just on a normal bike and he's like smoking cigarettes and stuff. He's like a normal dude normally. Some crazy athlete pop up a picture of.

[Ben]

Of Carl Bushby. He looks just like a normal dude. Like almost like overweight. Like really. Yeah.

[CJ]

He's walking. I would imagine him to look like a long distance runner.

[Ben]

Just. No, yeah, not.

[Evan]

I would have thought forest Gump at the end with the big.

[Gavin]

That's what I was picturing too. Just raggedy.

[CJ]

I feel like he had to have missed out on so much of like current events that are going on and. But apparently not if he's, I think, running a tick tock and stuff.

[Mike]

Like all the stuff he probably did miss out on. But think of all the experiences that you, that no one in the world can say they have.

[Gavin]

That's true.

[Ben]

Yeah. Dude, think about this guy's stories.

[CJ]

He's got to be out of touch with the world. You'd think, like, because how do you manage to stay in touch when you're walking all day long every day.

[Ben]

Oh, I know, Yeah. I mean think about all the things that have happened in the last 25 days or 25 years.

[Ken]

You can walk and scroll on your phone.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

It's not that out of like out of line.

[CJ]

Rolling phone tell.

[Ben]

Yeah, he had said like people had kind of started following along with his journey as of late with social media. I don't know how. Nobody's talked about it.

[Gavin]

Yeah, it's actually crazy.

[Ben]

But yeah, he was like, like to popular demand. I'm going to film the rest of my trip. I think, dude, he could have done that like years ago.

[Gavin]

Yeah, when I was looking it up when he swam. It says he has a wife.

[Ben]

What?

[CJ]

Yeah, got married. One year later he does this. Been gone for 27 years.

[Mike]

You could say it's long distance.

[Evan]

The guy I was thinking of, his name is Ian Anderson. He's got like a half a million on Instagram. He just says biking across every continent. He's done five out of seven. He escaped Iran. Now riding across Asia.

[Mike]

Wow.

[Gavin]

Damn. He planned to do this in eight years.

[Mike]

He did spend in Russian jail then.

[Ben]

I think not, not long. But I, I think the hardest part is getting like visas to walk through these countries. And because you know you can, you can go there, you can be there for six months into, in a day or whatever it is and then you gotta go home for another six months.

[Evan]

Sir. What do you plan on doing in our country, man? Just taking a walk.

[Gavin]

Just go for a walk.

[Ben]

Rolling around. Yeah. I think walking through the jungle would probably be the worst part.

[Evan]

I was thinking like stone, like anything like the animals.

[Ben]

Oh, he said he was walking through waste, waste, deep mud for most of it. Yeah.

[CJ]

I mean you don't know what's in there, whether it's like a venomous snake.

[Evan]

Spider, carrying anything with you. Like having a mediumly heavy backpack can make even the simplest thing difficult.

[Mike]

You gotta, if you have down your setup so much, but yet you still have to pack enough food for that 100 mile strip. That sounds scary. Like, you know, probably seven to surprising.

[CJ]

Worth of food as in diet doing this what was that one guy that was into the wild? The show was on where he died in Alaska.

[Ben]

Yep.

[CJ]

Get hit by a bear, right?

[Ben]

No, he ate bad berries and the.

[CJ]

River was up too high and he had to wait till winter for it to freeze so he could cross and he just didn't make it.

[Gavin]

But he ate bad berries?

[CJ]

Yeah, like some like poisonous berries. He was super hungry and now it's.

[Ben]

A thing to go to where his bus was.

[Evan]

Maybe we should do like a little walking excursion in the wilderness. Backpacks and.

[Ben]

You think so stuff.

[Mike]

Yeah. Cover 100 miles.

[Ben]

Spenny's been trying to get us to go and do that with them in Canada.

[Evan]

Yeah, we don't have to go to Canada. We can do it.

[Ken]

Trip. Him and Gavard look pretty fun.

[Ben]

What do you want to do? You want to go hiking?

[Evan]

I think it would be awesome. Like even like Boundary Waters type. Like what you can fit in a backpack in a fishing pole and you want to hike.

[CJ]

Like no machine to get around. You're gonna walk.

[Evan]

I mean, we could bring a canoe and a paddle.

[Ben]

Boundary Water. If we went to Boundary Waters, it would be pretty entertaining.

[Ken]

Could hike from.

[Evan]

Said it would suck, Ben.

[Ben]

I think it would suck.

[Evan]

Yeah, it was kind of fun being out in the woods and like just like a small tent, like a pad. I know you guys would need air mattresses.

[Mike]

Everything you got with you.

[Evan]

Yeah, just like a pan and some.

[Mike]

Salt and pepper and that's been on my bucket.

[Evan]

Run it forever.

[Ben]

A couple.

[Evan]

It will be emergency meals if you need it.

[Ben]

It'd be a great video.

[Ken]

I. I forget what the trail is called, but there's a. There's a trail from Duluth to Grandma Ray. And my mom walked that when I was the Superior Hiking Trail or something like that.

[Evan]

But no, I thought the Gunflint.

[Ken]

I don't know what it's called, but yeah, my mom did like Duluth. Grand Marais, I think over the course, like a month.

[Ben]

I don't know.

[Evan]

One of them deals is the Gunflint Trail, but I don't know if that's the one.

[Mike]

I'd be a good one too. But we should do that next summer.

[Ben]

My to be father in law is walking across Spain.

[Mike]

Whoa.

[Ben]

It's called the Camino.

[Gavin]

Camino, not the L would be L technically.

[Mike]

I wish I had any idea of a ballpark of the distance.

[Ben]

Maybe, you know, look up the whole thing. It's going to take him like two months. He did like one month earlier this year and then he's flying back to finish it. How Many miles.

[Gavin]

That explains why I see him walking so much.

[Ben]

Yeah, bro.

[CJ]

He's always.

[Gavin]

Every time I'm driving somewhere, he's walking.

[Ken]

Somewhere approximately 500 miles from France to Santiago de.

[Gavin]

Santiago.

[Ken]

Well, it says there's also a couple different routes.

[Ben]

Yeah, but it's. It's. It's across Spain and it's basically through just so many different little Spanish villages. Crazy.

[Gavin]

That's super cool.

[Ken]

Most people do 20-25 km, which. Who knows how long that is.

[Ben]

He was walking about 20 miles a day.

[Evan]

18, we'll never know.

[Ben]

18 to 20 miles a day, it.

[Ken]

Says is most people do it in four to five weeks. So over how long 20 to 25 kilometers is. That's what most people do a day?

[Ben]

We'll never know.

[Evan]

Like, isn't it like 60. Isn't a kilometer like 60?

[Mike]

Wait for spending to get back to tell us how far that is and convert that.

[Ben]

Yeah, it is. I think it's. It's because it's like 100 kilometers is 6.

[Evan]

Like a 5k is 3.5 miles.

[Ken]

20 kilometers is 12. 12 and a half miles.

[Ben]

Yeah, he's walked more than that.

[Gavin]

Well, speaking of not knowing about other cultures, did you guys see that? Theo Vaughn interviewed an Amish man.

[Ben]

Beat us to it.

[Gavin]

Beat us to it. From Minnesota. The Amish man is from Minnesota.

[Evan]

Shout out. Peter Yoder.

[CJ]

Was it good?

[Gavin]

Yeah, it's the guy. The guy he's interviewing has a good attitude and, like, is funny.

[Mike]

That's pretty cool. I'll have to listen to that. Yeah, I beat us to it.

[Ben]

It.

[Gavin]

I'm only like 30 minutes in, but yeah. Very, very interesting.

[Ben]

Man, we are so intrigued by the Amish here. We are. We're always talking about the Amish.

[Evan]

Why pass at least one horse and buggy every time I drive back to Duluth?

[Ben]

Do you.

[Evan]

They're all over Wadina area. Staples. Wadina.

[CJ]

I see you make a little pit stop.

[Ben]

Red Lambo. Read the crepes, license plate.

[Evan]

I straight up feel so bad when I see the horse bite. And there's just like two small children just in the back. Like, they probably are having a happy life. That's all they know. But then I'm just like, they're missing out on so much this world has to offer.

[Ben]

No.

[Evan]

You know what I'm saying?

[Ben]

Like, they're ins. They hope this helps. Hope this helps, you know?

[Evan]

11,000Rpm sounds like straight pipe.

[Ken]

Never gonna experience the thrill of a pull tab.

[Gavin]

Yeah, you're right. They've never driven an old Chevy.

[CJ]

I think that Amish get like one year to off and do whatever they want? I'm pretty sure, yeah.

[Ben]

Oh, that's what that guy is on, right?

[CJ]

He's able to off and do whatever he wants. And then what is it? You get to decide if you want to come back?

[Gavin]

Yeah, I believe so.

[CJ]

I bet a lot of those. I'd be curious what the percentage that they're like, yeah, I think I'm staying.

[Mike]

More go back than.

[CJ]

Than probably. It's all they know.

[Ben]

Crazy.

[Ken]

But yeah, I think it's something like if they don't go back, then they. They basically never see their family again.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's a big part of it, too. It kind of reminds me too, of people that spend like 30, 40, 50 years in prison and then get out. They might commit a crime to go back because they don't know anything. They can't integrate themselves into the world that they left 40 years ago. So they just commit another crime.

[Ben]

Just like Carl Bushby, 85 to 90, goes home and he's like, it. Let's run it back. He watched it backwards.

[Evan]

What the fuck, Mom? You threw my shit out.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Ben]

What?

[Evan]

My NASCAR badge.

[Mike]

That's exactly what could happen. If you go to Europe for a couple weeks, everything's different.

[Ben]

Come back, everything's different. You don't understand a single inside joke.

[Ken]

In the 1950s, only like 50 of the Amish on their rum Springer would return. And now it's 85 to 90.

[Mike]

Oh, it's more now.

[Gavin]

What's going on?

[Mike]

Too hectic. They got out in the 50s and they're like, this ain't that different.

[Ben]

Yeah, true.

[Gavin]

They're like, oh, this isn't so bad now. They get out now. I think this is pretty fun.

[Ben]

Up.

[Mike]

Yeah, that is probably why, like now.

[Gavin]

Yeah, now they're like, I don't know. It doesn't seem that good out there. Dude, I watched the most effed up Netflix show ever. Ever. Let's hear about it this week. It's a documentary about a girl and her boyfriend in Michigan.

[Mike]

The texting one, it's pretty crazy.

[Gavin]

And she's getting these texts, insane texts.

[Ben]

The.

[Gavin]

The two. Her and her boyfriend in a group text. And it's like, kill yourself. You're no, you know, Owen. Other guy doesn't want to be with your anorexic ass. Like, just the worst cyber bullying you can ever figure or ever have in.

[Evan]

Your Turner boyfriend are in a group chat. And then there's a third number.

[CJ]

Correct.

[Ben]

Got you that.

[Gavin]

They don't know where it's Coming from? The parents are trying to figure it out. Goes on for three years.

[Mike]

They're pulling people from school. Yeah, it's you. They're watching security footage. We need to find out who's saying.

[Evan]

It'S a burner phone I'm burning.

[CJ]

They just keep me getting a new one.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Switching numbers. So they finally get the FBI involved.

[Mike]

Really? Like nasty, nasty sexual stuff. Yeah, but, like, really?

[Gavin]

Yeah, like, he loves the way I make him come.

[CJ]

And you're gonna taste his cream together the whole time. Oh, really?

[Gavin]

They eventually broke up because it was so bad. Right. So they get the FBI involved. Years later, the guy does a bunch of investigating, figures out that there's one number that's linked to the IP address. The girl's mom. The girl's mom was texting her. All that shit.

[Ben]

What?

[Gavin]

Yeah, apparently there was some girl that didn't want to come to a party. So that girl texted, like, something mean, and then the mom was like, that's a great idea to make my daughter basically was like Munchausen's disease, where you purposely makes, like, six. They need you. But it was, like, psychologically, because the girl would come to the mom when she was in need. You know about this thing. And so that's what they think.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

She went to prison for, like, three years. But, like, the poor girl, she's, like, 19 now. Like, she's still like, I think I still want a relationship with my mom.

[Ben]

Let me see her.

[Gavin]

They were, like, super up.

[Mike]

The other crazy part is I. I kind of agree. I would never do something like this personally, but you could send an anonymous text to your friend, your. Your son. Sorry. Or daughter. And they could. They might be like, hey, who do you think this text is from? Like, do you think it's from so and so? And then you could find out who your kids are getting bullied by. Still super weird. But she just proceeds to send the most fudge text ever, like, ruining her entire thought process of, like, what life is, you know, like, you should kill yourself. Like, what all. Because. Was it because she was kind of, like. She was, like, kind of sheltering in a sense. Yeah, like. Like trying to keep her daughter within her. Her realm.

[Gavin]

40 to 50 messages a day. That went on for two years.

[Evan]

Jesus Christ.

[Gavin]

But that's the mom. She was like. Like the daughter's coach, you know, like crazy. It was just like, literally the craziest thing I've ever watched on tv.

[Mike]

You know how, like, a lot of, like, re. Redone documentaries are kind of dramatic. Dramaticized, I believe Is the word.

[CJ]

Holy shit.

[Mike]

Start out. Yeah. They start the documentary.

[Gavin]

His life would be better if you were dead.

[Mike]

With all the text fucks wrong with his. Ladies you see in this show are real. And that's what makes it so crazy because they put in these texts up on the screen and you're like, nah, this is just too crazy.

[Gavin]

You are the ugliest person I've ever seen.

[Ben]

What?

[Mike]

I mean, she's lucky her daughter didn't.

[CJ]

People are so fucked.

[Ben]

That's insane.

[Mike]

And they got. Yeah, they got the whole school involved, bro. They're like watching security cameras of when people are texting, texting.

[Ben]

And the mom was involved, obviously, in trying to find out who this was. Yeah, yeah.

[CJ]

At what age did they figure out that it was the mom and did the daughter know?

[Gavin]

So they. They have the body camera footage of when they tell the dog. The cops go over there. The daughter's like, outside sunbathing, and then she like, comes in. She's in like, a towel and a swimsuit to like, three cops in her living room. And then they say like this, it was your mom who said all these things about you. And the mom, like, hugs her and grabs her and she's like, obviously looks distraught and just like, leans in.

[Ben]

They didn't, like, separate the two before they.

[Gavin]

No, I. I think they were trying to have the cops have the mom tell her, and then like, the dad came home and then they figured out the was pissed, but, like, she was trying to be calm. And then he figured out, like, they had, like, lost three houses because the bills weren't getting paid, which she was supposed to be doing. She, like, wasn't working at her jobs. She'd like, fake go to her job and like, just be texting all day, which is kind of on the guy for not knowing that she wasn't even working, but.

[Evan]

So in other words, she was just a psycho.

[Gavin]

She was just a full blown psychopath.

[Mike]

That's not saying talk to her mom since her mom went to prison for.

[Ken]

Three years, as she should.

[Mike]

Yeah, but she said she still loves her, she just doesn't want to see her.

[Ben]

What?

[CJ]

That's a good way to say it.

[Evan]

Well, if she gets out, we should find her and slash her tires or something.

[Ben]

Oh, she is out.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, she's out of jail now.

[Ken]

I hope they got some kind of restraining order against her.

[Ben]

Wow, that's. That's crazy. Think about a NETFLIX documentary crew coming in and kind of blowing up your story, though.

[Gavin]

I know for like, she get money from that.

[Mike]

Why Would she agree?

[Evan]

She was in it. Did they have her.

[Gavin]

They had the mom in it from the beginning.

[CJ]

Wait, what? In the. They asked the momentary.

[Gavin]

It's actually worth watching because the mom is so delusional that you'll figure out, like, I'm not really spoiling that it was the mom. You figure out the mom, like, pretty early in the second episode.

[Mike]

She, like, tells the story, like, she's not the one at the end who.

[Gavin]

Is the bad guy and talks about how what she did wasn't wrong. She. I think she compares it to getting a dui. She's like, yeah, it's just like, you know, everybody's done something illegal. I just got caught. You can't be, like, saying that I did a bad thing because you've also done bad things. You just haven't gotten caught.

[CJ]

Classic.

[Gavin]

It was crazy.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

But, yeah, like, the mom is in the documentary. Might even be the first person you see in the documentary. So you're. You're not expecting it's her, right? Like, it's never the per. It's. They're always never in the documentary.

[Ben]

Oh, my. That's. Wow. You got.

[Gavin]

It's crazy.

[Ben]

I gotta watch it.

[Gavin]

It's actually so good, but, yeah, pretty up. Imagine doing something like that.

[Ben]

There's a lot of messed up people in the world, but that is like.

[Gavin]

That one's up there.

[Ben]

That is seriously up there.

[CJ]

Inexcusable. That's not even close to as bad as.

[Evan]

I don't know why, like, it would seem like it was better if it was like, oh, it was like your ex person or something.

[CJ]

DUI is not even close to as bad as that.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

But see, like, if you do it to anyone other than your own daughter, like, it's really fucked up no matter what. But how could a mother do something like that to her own daughter?

[Ben]

She clearly didn't have that mother instinct. Like, you know how, like, most mammal mothers are, like, do anything for their.

[Evan]

Children, anything to protect.

[Ben]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Evan]

I suppose that's how she justified it. Is that some roundabout way she was.

[Ben]

She was protecting her? Yeah.

[Evan]

I don't know.

[Mike]

What's one more thing?

[Evan]

Something less sad?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Oh, absolutely.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ben]

My bad.

[Mike]

No, you're good.

[CJ]

Don't know. Those real Louis Vuitton shoes.

[Gavin]

Where'd you get those?

[Evan]

Pull them on up like you did?

[Gavin]

You just purchase them online or up in here?

[CJ]

Hop in. Let's flash these shoes, man. This dude gets a Rolex one week, Louis Vuitton shoes, the next kids balling man.

[Evan]

You can hop in where I'm sitting. I don't really like him.

[Mike]

Evan and Dalton do get along now, like, the beef is squashed, but they still bicker back and forth. Like, I walked into lunch today, and I hear Dalton kind of, like, toiling about something, and then Evan giving him a dead like, well, maybe if you didn't do such Cheeto things, you wouldn't have that problem. Like, it's so genuine.

[CJ]

God damn, Dalton. It's got to be pretty nerve wracking wearing these things.

[Gavin]

I would be scrub the floor.

[Mike]

You know, our shoes get toast around here.

[Ben]

Let me see those things.

[CJ]

Take them off. Yeah, take them off. Steal his shoes, Ben.

[Mike]

Oh, they look sturdy. I'll give them that.

[Ben]

Where do you even buy something, something like this online?

[Ken]

How much were they? Thousand bucks.

[Gavin]

She just laughed.

[Ben]

I was gonna guess more than you could have.

[Mike]

513.

[Dalton]

13.

[Gavin]

I will give you the company.

[CJ]

Don't do that, Ben.

[Gavin]

Step in.

[CJ]

Step into it.

[Gavin]

Rubbing them on your other shoe. Oh, my gosh.

[Mike]

Bro. Bro.

[CJ]

Yikes.

[Ken]

Ben, you were, like, the biggest sneaker head for the longest time, and the fact that you just did that invalidates everything.

[Dalton]

I thought they look good on you, though.

[Mike]

You like?

[Gavin]

I will give you. They're probably the coolest Louis Vuitton shoes I've seen, because I've seen a lot of really Cheeto ones.

[CJ]

Can you kick flip in them?

[Dalton]

I can't do a kick flip, period.

[Mike]

Because I was like, damn, so those are the sickest Jordans I've ever seen. And then I saw that they were Louis V's. I was like, okay, well, clearly I like them.

[Evan]

I don't know.

[Dalton]

They're all right. They're not worth the money, but they are a flex.

[CJ]

You think it's gonna help pick up some more chicks or what?

[Dalton]

No.

[CJ]

You don't think so?

[Ben]

I mean, how much more time in the day do you have for more chicks?

[Evan]

Not much.

[Ben]

Dude. It's like, you got to be capped out at this point. It's just like, you're just overfilling a bucket. It.

[Dalton]

It gets to a point you have to start.

[CJ]

You're gonna have to start double booking.

[Dalton]

That doesn't. That never works out good.

[Ben]

Yeah, but Lil Wayne has, like, gone on record to say, like, he always had two chicks booked at all times.

[Gavin]

Really?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

And what's the strategy there?

[Ben]

I think if you're sick of one, then you got the other one. What do you.

[Mike]

What is getting sick of one?

[Gavin]

Do you bring a boat to the same dinner?

[Ben]

Yeah, I think he, like, would just have them both show up and, like, I don't know if they would know or not, but. Yeah, you would just have, like, two. Probably more, too.

[Mike]

They wouldn't know, obviously, until they got there.

[Dalton]

So is that the move to once?

[Ben]

I think it's worth a shot for you guys only got so much time.

[Mike]

If they're mad that you double booked. Say, I always double book. This isn't a special accident here. Yeah, maybe double book.

[CJ]

That's called gaslighting. Be like, what are you. You're mad. I always do this. I can't believe that you'd be mad.

[Mike]

This guy always double booking.

[Dalton]

He always double booking, bro.

[Mike]

What else is new, Dalton? Any. Any new trends we need to know about? I heard the number 6 and 7 are cool now.

[Dalton]

6, 7, 41, 41.

[Ken]

All right, 41, 41.

[Evan]

No.

[Ben]

Yeah. What do you think again? 67 or 41?

[CJ]

Which one's funnier to you?

[Ken]

Oh, maybe like 52.

[CJ]

That's not.

[Ben]

Come on, Ken, you're such an. Ken, you're such an un.

[Mike]

Oh, dude, I. I saw this.

[Ben]

Such an. Being an un.

[CJ]

Good or bad.

[Ben]

Is not good. Oh.

[Gavin]

Like, unk is good.

[Ben]

It's just Uncas. Yeah, Uncle's old, but unc. Yeah, I mean, you playing with your clankers. What's the clanker like AI now?

[Gavin]

I guess robots.

[Ben]

So they're. Yeah, robots are clankers.

[Ken]

6, 7, or 41?

[Ben]

You're asking a clanker?

[CJ]

6, 7 is definitely funnier because 7, 8, 9. Why does your.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Why does your chat GPT sound gay?

[Mike]

You can choose the voice.

[CJ]

The voice sounds kind of gay. I'm not gonna.

[Ken]

I just did the. Whatever came out came within the box.

[CJ]

That one had a little bit of a gay sound.

[Gavin]

Another man talking to you. That's gay.

[CJ]

No, no, his voice sounded kind of gay.

[Ben]

Why does your sound hear him again?

[CJ]

Because I purposely picked a hot chick.

[Mike]

Have it. Tell us a 10 second story or something.

[CJ]

Okay.

[Ken]

This voice might be a quick synopsis of what all the Tick Tock kids are saying these. These days.

[Ben]

It feels like Tick Tock trends move.

[Ken]

Super quickly, but a few recurring themes.

[CJ]

Right now include a lot of content.

[Ben]

About life hacks, self care, and productivity tips. There's also a lot of buzz around.

[Gavin]

New music trends, and of course, lots of humor. And me.

[Ken]

Okay, that's dumb.

[Mike]

Nice, nice, nice.

[Ken]

How do you change the voice?

[CJ]

Sounds pretty straight. I. I think you changed it to that. That's not the factory one.

[Dalton]

I don't think that comes with the girl voice to begin with you.

[CJ]

I don't think that's factory, man.

[Mike]

Come with any voice.

[CJ]

What's yours sound like?

[Ken]

I don't pay for chat GPT. I just do whatever the.

[CJ]

I don't know, man. That. I think that's an aftermarket one.

[Mike]

Tell me a little bit about yourself.

[Ben]

Sure.

[Mike]

Bro.

[Dalton]

I do have a funny story. I was on FaceTime with a girl the other day, and I just started talking to chat GPT, but she couldn't see the phone, and she actually got pressed. She was like, who the the are you talking to? And she like. Because she thought it was a normal person.

[CJ]

That's. So when I told the story weeks ago about Alex getting pressed about it the next week, or maybe it was two weeks later. Have you guys seen the new season of South Park? They're making fun of it. How Randy's sitting there in bed talking to his chat GPT more, and it's the exact voice that I have selected. And Sharon's just like. Because he's just, like, talking all nice to her and they're getting along so well. And then, like, she's getting jealous. And it was literally basically the same thing that happened to me. And I thought it was hilarious. And we have it actually dated before the episode even went live. So I just think it was funny because clearly that's probably a real thing that is happening now.

[Ben]

Yep.

[CJ]

Besides for Ken, because his is a different voice.

[Mike]

All right, this comment, how do you change the voice?

[CJ]

Well, you should know, Ken. You're the settings king, and that's aftermarket, bro.

[Ken]

Cj, you're the chat GPT speaking.

[Mike]

Switch it, bro. Do them a favor.

[CJ]

You go into the settings and then you change the voice.

[Mike]

I screenshot it.

[Ben]

Oh, I deleted my sim.

[Mike]

I screenshotted this comment. So maybe this means uncs are bad. It says, you guys are the best YouTubers on YouTube and you guys are the funniest and best ones that will ever be watched. And there's no reason for anyone to hate on you guys. Except for the uncs. Just, like, super positive, dude.

[CJ]

We got. We got all the uncs, we got the grandpas, we got whatever's older than grandpas, we got the youngins, we got the whole wide variety watching our content. Trust me.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

So I see them every day out in the streets.

[Ben]

Do you think that there's this new kind of wave of tick tock terminology taken over because kids feel like they have more of, like, a voice with social media now, we've always had sayings that adults are getting crazy.

[CJ]

There's just so much maybe nowadays context.

[Ben]

At all though, like six, seven.

[CJ]

That's just stupid.

[Dalton]

He was like the little high school mellow ball.

[Ben]

No, no.

[Dalton]

Like there's like a little high schooler and like someone took a video of him saying I went like 6, 7 or like something referring to a guy's height on the court and then he got clipped and then people started saying.

[Mike]

It and then this is one of those things it's like funny to be a part of. And if you're not a part of it and don't get it, then you'd.

[Gavin]

Be like, yeah, think about how much we would quote, you know, like Talladega Nights or something like that. You know, when you're back in high school, you had all those movies on lock.

[CJ]

What if it makes sense?

[Mike]

But what if it doesn't make sense and it's like a funny ass thing they did in the movie and if you haven't seen the movie, then you're.

[Ben]

Like, yeah, it seems like it's happening at an alarming rate.

[Mike]

Yeah. Because we used to have sayings just within our school, but now that tick tock exists.

[CJ]

Yeah, I remember your school. They said choice like instead of being.

[Ben]

Like this is sick.

[CJ]

Do I like, oh, that's choice. I'm like, that was cringe, dude. That was so cringe.

[Mike]

Within the word choice was the word H O I.

[Gavin]

That makes no sense.

[CJ]

So cringe clearly. And, and, and then all the other schools was like sick and that just stuck.

[Mike]

Sick.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Everyone would say sick instead of like, like your, your school word was just.

[Mike]

Sick is just a term. It's not like invented by anyone.

[CJ]

Yeah, I just remember when sick.

[Mike]

Yes.

[CJ]

Became a term that I was like aware like to use it as, like.

[Gavin]

That'S cool, it's not gonna happen.

[CJ]

Was around the same time that choice.

[Ben]

Choice, choice never should stay expanded out of Poly 2010.

[Dalton]

You know what I hate same?

[Mike]

That was when everyone was like doing this and it's so annoying.

[CJ]

That was for like packing gins.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, but it's like, but everyone learned how to do it and there's realistically like five people in the school packing tiny and everyone's doing it.

[Ben]

What do you hate, young boy?

[Dalton]

Cheeto. I cannot get away from the.

[Mike]

Oh, that's funny.

[Dalton]

No, it's not funny. It's not funny. Every single tick tock I post, no.

[Ben]

Matter what it is or what it's about, hop in this. Hop in this.

[Dalton]

And they do this little thing with the. The gif.

[Ben]

Now that you can comment a meme in Tick tock.

[Mike]

You've seen that.

[Ben]

Unbelievable. Yeah, the girlfriend.

[Mike]

All the girlfriends, tick tocks are just.

[Ben]

Loaded Seaboy's memes and. And half of them are Evan looking like this, saying Cheeto. And then the other half is Evan with the cake on his face or.

[Mike]

The Family Guy holding up the little.

[Dalton]

Yeah, that was pretty funny. I like those ones, but it's the ones where it's him with, like, the broken heart and it's Cheeto or it's like Syb something.

[Ben]

Yeah, but I gotta love that, dude.

[Dalton]

It's honestly so annoying. They need to take out those pictures ASAP app. Because it. It actually does.

[Evan]

You prefer to just read the word judo.

[Dalton]

No, I actually did block that word. They can't comment that anymore. But then they put in pictures and you can't block what they post the pictures.

[Evan]

Yeah, I love the Internet.

[Ben]

Freedom of speech right there. You can't.

[Mike]

This is the top one these days too now, bro.

[Ben]

The Internet is seriously undefeated of coming up with some funny. It never stops. What is some other.

[Dalton]

They went back to my old hot cuz, like, all my.

[Ben]

Just go. Go to Sydney's.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'll go to Alondra's or Sydney's.

[Dalton]

Or they went back in, like, my old hockey, like, elite prospects thing, and they grabbed a picture from, like, when I was a freshman in high school, and it's just me with a fucking comb over.

[Ben]

Whoa.

[CJ]

That's funny. I just realized they put the shirt on.

[Ben]

Oh, my gosh.

[Mike]

All right, I'll grab the screen.

[Evan]

Mike, Mike, grab this airdrop for me if you can. I know you guys have seen this one, but this is one of my personal favorites.

[Ben]

Holy crap.

[Evan]

I don't think it looks overly like me, but it definitely looks like me.

[CJ]

You know who it is?

[Mike]

I don't think it looks overly Cheeto.

[Evan]

Dude, I want them Cheeto shoes for real.

[CJ]

Those go hard.

[Mike]

Used a lot.

[CJ]

I have those orange ones.

[Ben]

Remember, at this point, point, kids are.

[Dalton]

Just commenting that just to comment it.

[Ben]

Yeah, I don't think. I don't think any of them know, especially on the.

[Mike]

But the girlfriend's post, that actually has nothing to do with you or you at all. Or really any of the Seaboys besides maybe the Seaboy they're filming, and it's just loaded with Dalton and Evan comments.

[Ken]

It's just a trend these days.

[Ben]

It's.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's funny.

[Ken]

At some point, you just got to embrace it, because the more you hate it, the more they're just going to.

[Ben]

Dig in on it and Actually did learn. He learned that after eight years.

[Ken]

Just fully embrace it and just eventually it'll stop.

[Dalton]

It's getting worse, dog.

[Ken]

Because they're realizing you hate it.

[CJ]

Way better, dude. You have extra people that like you. Initially, off the bat, they hated you.

[Mike]

So we got like, just this.

[CJ]

This is like 50.

[Ben]

Hold on now, I gotta see the comments on this one.

[Mike]

This is just a picture of Ryan under rainbow.

[Evan]

I mean, I would comment Cheeto on that.

[Ben]

Oh, I haven't seen that. I haven't seen the Ivan. No, I have not seen the Family Guy one.

[Evan]

Yeah, that's funny.

[Mike]

He. A classic. What on earth?

[CJ]

So now.

[Ben]

And who. Who is that guy on the left there?

[Evan]

Is that Jake Priceler?

[CJ]

That is.

[Mike]

That is.

[Evan]

AI Is a hell of a drug. Thanks.

[CJ]

I'm wearing these same shorts.

[Ben]

I mean, that one's just a classic. Yeah, this is.

[Mike]

This.

[Ben]

Yeah, that one's all over, but the now. Now, the one of Gavin is.

[Mike]

Can anyone tell?

[Evan]

Shut your ass up.

[Mike]

Oh, thank you. Thank you, Evan. Thank you. I did not know what that meant. No, no.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Bow, that's just a good picture, Ev.

[CJ]

Congrats. You're a meme, dude. Dude, you're a fucking meme.

[Ben]

There's the photo of Dalton.

[Mike]

This one. There's. There's so many. But, yeah, people are pulling up pictures from when Dalton was five.

[CJ]

Oh, my gosh, dude. Why do you look like freaking Pink right there?

[Ben]

I was in eighth grade. Yeah.

[CJ]

You ever seen Pink, the singer? Put a picture next to that.

[Ben]

Careful.

[Dalton]

Don't laugh.

[Evan]

You might be creating a new meme right now. Cj and Dalton looks like Pink.

[Mike]

Oh, no, bro.

[CJ]

He looks like Pink.

[Dalton]

He's gonna laugh so hard.

[Ben]

His burger.

[Evan]

That is funny.

[Mike]

So good.

[CJ]

It's Pink's daughter.

[Ben]

So good.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. This is another class. Gosh, Evan, you really are a meme. Oh, yeah, this one's good. This one's good. Ben. Ben, when he was, like, 14, with his hand.

[Ben]

I think that's illegal to be posting.

[Mike]

I don't think it's.

[Evan]

You can scratch your balls when you're 14.

[Mike]

Oh, my gosh. Incrimination.

[Ben]

Where the hell did that even come from?

[Evan]

Now, that should be illegal.

[Ben]

I don't even know where half of these photos.

[CJ]

That shit's gay.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, this.

[CJ]

That's a photo of me and Ben.

[Evan]

That was Ken at the dentist office.

[Mike]

Someone said that it looked like you were in a chair, like you were a paraplegic dad.

[Ben]

Is that funny?

[Mike]

Well, yeah, because he skipped leg day.

[CJ]

I mean, he's lifting his arms that.

[Dalton]

Was Ken after he got off the house. But when he hold it in all weekend.

[Ben]

Well, is that it?

[Mike]

That's it, brother.

[Ken]

That's it for today.

[Mike]

Thanks for stopping by on another Tuesday. We'll be back next week. Subscribe if you haven't. We're on a roll. We appreciate you guys listening and yeah, we'll see you next week.

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