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Gavin
You should have just let me get knocked out. It would have been easier to take me home.
Dalton
Being stone cold sober the whole time. You really got to see a lot of naughty stuff.
Gavin
When I lost my scrambler, someone just brought it back and left it where the rest of our stuff was. Yeah, that's how good these people are. My worst fear is being in a plane crash, but if you could crawl out of that upside down plane.
CJ
Ken, can you throw me the water bottle that's on the floor?
Ken
How many water bottles you think we drink a day?
CJ
So many.
Gavin
Less than we waste.
CJ
That's true, that's true.
Ryan
But I just wish we would all get like, water bottles. But I get the convenience.
Dalton
What we need is some kind of water fountain type of thing.
Gavin
Because the sink doesn't seem. Or not.
Ryan
The sink takes too long.
Dalton
It's not clean. Dude, we have rusty water. What we need is like an actual, like, I don't know what they're called. Yeah, either that, but then you're still going to be flying through them or just some kind of like, system. It might cost a thousand bucks or maybe more. I don't know how much they cost, where it. It like filters the water, makes it clean, and then you just.
Ken
Reverse osmosis.
CJ
Yeah, that and we can put fruit punch in it.
Ken
That'd be nice. Reverse osmosis. Fruit punch.
Dalton
Maybe beer.
CJ
Yes, a water fountain, but with beer.
Ken
I mean, I imagine just walking up to the wall and just.
Gavin
It's almost like a keg.
Mike
There was some celebrity that's got.
CJ
David Dobrik.
Dalton
Yeah.
Mike
Fruit punch, water fountain.
CJ
Well, that's originally from Mr. Deeds. Great movie.
Dalton
Oh, really?
CJ
Yeah, great movie.
Ken
Feel like an artist.
CJ
That's fruit punch.
Ken
Yeah. I've been thinking about it. I used to do the water. We used to have the water jug, you know, like that where they remember.
Dalton
The water cooler at the very first.
Ken
Shop that everybody would stand around, but I was the one who had to go fill it.
CJ
Bro.
Ken
We'd go through three of those jugs a week. And so, like, then you load them all up, you drive into Walmart, and then you put them in two different carts because you can only fit, like, two in a cart. And then you push both your carts over to the water jug, stand there while they fill for a little bit. We'd have to have the Culligan man come and do that.
CJ
Yeah. Unless we got just, like, a vending machine around here or something.
Ken
It's cut down our water consumption, that's for sure.
Mike
We actually just got one in the Merch Bay Merch Barn.
Ken
Really?
Mike
Yeah. I don't know who set it up.
Ken
But your price gouging over there on your workers.
CJ
Oh, Money Mike started the business. Money Mike's Vending Machines. That's actually a good business. You should get. You could get into Mike.
Ryan
It would. Again, time would be an issue.
CJ
But money, no.
Ryan
I love the idea of, like, curating the vending machine too. Like, he's like, what do you guys want in the vending machine in the Merch Bay? Like, we can do White Monsters. We could do Mountain Dew. Code Red.
CJ
Oh, you set it up.
Dalton
That's pretty sweet, though.
Ken
That is cool.
Ryan
Yeah, it's just fun that it's not like, yeah, here's. Here's the. The standard lineup in some freaking. They got eggs, some Pepsi.
Mike
So this is Money Mic's vending machine, then.
Ryan
Yeah. Yeah.
Dalton
You bought it.
Ryan
No, I wish. That'd be awesome. I should have.
Dalton
Once I saw that you just set.
Ryan
It up, my boy Dave was like, do you want a vending machine at the Merch Bay? And I was like, yeah, makes sense. He's like, no skin off your back. I'm like, all right. But then he's like, all right, I'll get one ordered. And I'm like, oh, damn, I should have just ordered one.
Ken
Yeah, no, that was how it worked.
Dalton
No kidding. So he's just get. You're like, you could have just done that, but then you'd have to stock it.
Ryan
Correct.
Dalton
And also, I'd imagine it's something like, atmosphere. Maybe not. But, like, the ATM was a pain in the ass, and I still don't.
Ryan
Even know how to refill it.
Dalton
I don't know if it's set up right. I don't know if I'm supposed to be doing something. I don't even know where the key is.
CJ
Did you claim the ATM as income on your taxes, cj?
Dalton
I haven't seen a dollar from it.
Ryan
Well, neither. We're all in the same boat. Then I saw a lot of fives.
Gavin
Falling out of there during those dice games, but. Yeah, nothing since.
Dalton
That's right. Well, that was back in my heyday. I was making a lot of money back then off you guys.
CJ
And then. And then as soon as CJ Started losing to me and pool, he was like, o. I think. I think that thing's out of money.
Dalton
It is.
CJ
I don't know where the key is.
Dalton
I don't know where the key is.
CJ
The power is out on it.
Dalton
It's more of a decoration, guys. It's more of a decoration.
Ryan
It is part of the curation right above it. And it's been dripping shitty water on for, like, six months now.
CJ
Well, I'm happy to be back, boys.
Dalton
Yeah, it feels nice being home.
CJ
Needless to say, we had a. A crazy weekend. I guess at this point you would have seen it last. Video Rednecks with Paychecks. We just got home from. It was a weekend bender, that's for sure. Some of us. Some of us bent it harder than others.
Ryan
I don't need the biggest mudding event in the country, give or take.
Ken
And so I asked somebody about that.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ken
I go, what? Like, what is this compared to other ones you've been. And they go, oh, this one really ain't about the mud. More about the party. I was like, makes sense, because I saw literally not that many people drove through the mud hole. The big giant trucks never in the mud hole.
CJ
Yeah, I didn't see people that muddy. Like, we went to a mud event in North Dakota a couple years ago.
Ken
Vinnie's.
CJ
Yeah, Vinnie's. That's what it was. Vinny's Mud Bog.
Ken
Everybody was swimming.
CJ
Everyone was muddy. Like, there was just, like, a line of people waiting to get access to the hose to, like, wash it off. Like, their legs or whatever after. Or their face, even. They. The rest of their body was muddy. And then this weekend, Gavin was the only person I saw covered in mud head to toe.
Dalton
It seemed like more of a debauchery party.
CJ
Yeah, I think people just. Just went. People that were a good time.
Dalton
Yeah. The people that were there, I don't even know if they were into mudding.
CJ
They were just there being naughty.
Dalton
They were just being naughty. They were just being naughty.
CJ
Just being n. Dude.
Dalton
And, yeah, being the stone cold sober the whole time, you really got to see a lot of naughty stuff and just be like, wow, this is like, a little awkward to even be watching.
CJ
I agree.
Gavin
It was really nice being sober, even.
Ken
I think, Gav, our Resident redneck was like, wow, this is redneck for me.
Dalton
I don't even know if it was redneck. It was just debauchery.
Gavin
Yeah, it was definitely redneck. It was redneck.
Ken
Redneck debauchery.
Dalton
Well, yeah, that'd be the way to put it. Yeah.
CJ
Yeah. I was talking to Gavin about this. Like, man, I don't know any other group of people that have the culture, like, rednecks, like, real. Just the stuff that they were doing. And just, like, guys are, like. A lot of them are, like, cucky with their women.
Dalton
Oh, yeah.
Ken
Oh, okay, we're diving in.
CJ
And, like, I don't know if there's really any other, like, ethnic culture quite like, the redneck culture. It's like these guys just loved.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
Other guys seeing their girlfriends or wife's.
Dalton
Tits and sometimes even more. And like, it was.
CJ
It was like they got off on it.
Dalton
Yeah. They're driving, and then it's like some dudes there, like, with some beads. Like, they throw it at the guy, like, slams on the brake so he doesn't like.
CJ
Yeah. So they don't miss. He'll even back up if.
Dalton
Yeah, he'll even back up if he has to. The. The one. The guys that I truly felt bad for, though, like, I don't know if these guys even wanted this. It was flat out degrading to those men where their girl is driving the four wheeler and they're on the back, but their girl's still flashing the tits. I'm like, all right, so what the are you even doing here, dude? What the are you even doing? Talk about awkward. That is, you're just on the back, like, holding on, and then they're doing some like that.
Ken
I gotta wonder, like, do you bring your girlfriend to a place like that? Or are they. Or are they just. Or like, all those girls just, like, friends of the guys?
Dalton
You know how awkward it would be if we had our girlfriends there? They would be throwing beads at them left and right, and they wouldn't be like. They'd be like, I'm not. It'd be just like, this. A constant, like, oh, no, I'm not doing that.
CJ
It's hard to say. Ryan, your question of, like, are these women actually married or dating these guys that they're with?
Ken
Some of them definitely were, because. Definitely.
CJ
Yeah, for sure. But, like, a majority of it. And it's just like, the video, obviously our YouTube video is like, a censored version of, like, how it actually was, because, like, how it was at night can't go on the Internet.
Ken
Like, I don't even know if I can talk on this podcast about some of the things that we saw. And that says a lot, because if you have listened to this, we have talked about damn near anything graphically.
CJ
Yeah, it's. It was pretty aggressive, honestly. And, like, all these women that are doing that aren't the women that you'd want to be seeing do it.
Ken
Yeah.
CJ
Putting it nicely. Right?
Dalton
So it's like there was maybe like, four of them in the whole place. You just.
CJ
You just go home, like, at night, just like, my eyes hurt from what I had to. I didn't even voluntarily see. But, like, when you're there, you just see it. Like, you're not seeking it out. It's just part of the experience and the culture of it happening. It was insanely eye openening, but I definitely saw more than I feel comfortable, like, going to bed at night, trying to never remember any of that ever again.
Dalton
Yeah, I mean, some of these girls were really proud to, like, flash their tits, but there's, like, no one even wanted to see them.
CJ
It was so bad.
Dalton
I actually. I shouldn't say no one. That was mean. That was mean. There was guys throwing their beads, but I don't know, like, it was just a lot.
Ken
Frequently I was with somebody who, like, did, and then I would kind of, like, look away because I knew what was coming. And then I would see him go, oh, I ain't even throwing my beads at that. And then keep looking. And that's how you knew.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
So I. I felt kind of rude doing that multiple times. Like, women would be, like, coming down and we're, like, standing there, and they'd be like. And they, like, be waiting. I have. I had one bead. I had one beater on my neck. I. I never threw it. Like, I just had it just to fit in style. They would, like, do it, and then, like, they'd stop moving. So they're, like, right in front of you, and I'm like. I'm, like, looking the other way. I'm just waiting. But I still, like, out of, like, the corner of my eye, see that they're there. I'm like, God, this is awkward, because you know that they're just, like, bead hunting. Like, they just see a guy with beads, and they're like, I'm gonna get those beads. Then you see a guy like Gavin who's got just, like, 45 around his neck. That guy was really tossing them, though.
Gavin
But the variation in beads, like, just the normal Mardi Gras Beads were worth like pennies. And then there were like the fancy beads. They were balls or they were.
CJ
Or duckies like on like there was like different kind of like stuffed animals around people's necks.
Dalton
Yeah.
Gavin
I think the hundred dollar beads were the ones that were, had like boobs built into the beads. Those were the most valuable commodity and.
Mike
They lit up too.
Gavin
Oh my.
CJ
So I mean, I don't want to like disrespect the people that were there because like they were obviously just having a good time and we were just a part of the culture. I'm just trying to portray what it was like for the, the viewers at home that maybe saw the YouTube video, but they don't know, I guess how graphic it really one thing.
Dalton
Everyone was having fun. So like that's what it was about. It was just like everyone threw all fox out the window and we're just like having the time of their life and like super friendly. I mean just the amount of money that was into some of these builds hundreds of thousands of dollars. And then like at night, you know, everyone's kind of cruising up and down the strip until basically it gets to a spot where it's fully jammed up and gridlocked. But like you're sitting there and everyone's got these crazy speakers subsystems on their, on their vehicles and people are hanging out on the back. Whatever it was. Basically it felt like you were at the sandbar and everyone was on like their own pontoon or boat and listening their own music. And then they were talking over here, talking over there, doing their thing and people are drinking and like the only thing different was just all the titties, like just the flashing of the titties.
Mike
Sometimes you got a jackpot and most of the time you had to look away.
Dalton
Yeah, I mean, I don't want to make it like there was, there was some very nice women there.
CJ
I will say this, the amount of guys that were there that would have given you the shirt off their back.
Ken
The nicest dudes ever, dude.
CJ
The nicest people. And, and you know, we met a lot of them because of, you know, people that watch the videos or listen to the podcast and met like so many fans and subscribers, which was great. But like when we had problems, it really showed like the characters of or just like the morals of people that were there. Like they dropped everything or they, they weren't going to go to like this event that they were going to just to help us.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
And it happened a couple different times in a couple different groups of people. But yeah, like, one. One guy that fixed the limo truck, he fixed it at 4am yeah.
Ken
Put a new alternate on Friday night.
CJ
Put a new alternator in it.
Ryan
Well, the crazy thing is to, like, double shout out to them was because when they were working on the alternator, they were waiting for the alternator to get here. And I'm like, dude, you guys go have fun. We'll get this figured out. And then they did, and then they came back, and they're like, no, we felt bad, and then they fixed it. And then when we needed help with our tires, they were fixing our stuff while we weren't even there. They're like, no, you guys got to go film your video. We'll fix it, and you come back.
CJ
Yeah, it was crazy.
Dalton
I think a lot of it, it boiled down to, like, they are big supporters of the videos, and they wanted us to make as good of a video about one of their favorite activities, hobbies. So, like, they didn't want us sitting there jammed up, missing out on stuff.
CJ
I don't know, too. Like, guys like that.
Dalton
They're just good guys.
CJ
They're just good guys. And it was really funny when it broke down, like, 17 different guys were like, I'm a diesel tech. I'm a Ford mechanic. Like, all these different, you know, kind of wrenches, and they were all. It was like a bidding war of, like, who got to fix it. Like, they were like, you know, I've been working on Fords. I replaced an alternator last week, actually. We're like, all right, that looks pretty good. All right, what do you got?
Dalton
We were definitely in good hands. There's no doubt about that.
CJ
Yeah, we're in great hands. So that was really cool to see.
Ryan
And another very redneck thing, just being, like, selfless.
Ken
Yeah, I was thinking that about the mud. Like, mudding is hard on. Like, hard on. Like, everything breaks all the time, it seems. And then somebody gets stuck in the mud, and then somebody with a bigger truck than you drives in and helps you out, even though they probably helped a million people out. And then they get all dirty, and you're all dirty. Like, it's a hard sport to, like. Like, the people that are doing it are doing it for the love of the game. Like Glamis, you can go out there in your expensive rig and, like, all you get is a little sandy. But you, like, walk back to your nice RV and get in there and just, like, take a little rinse off, because all you are is dusty. But, dude, the mud is hard on everything. It Goes everywhere. You have like this purpose built truck that doesn't even fit. You need like a wide load permit just to haul it anywhere.
CJ
Like every part of it from getting there to being there to going home and then dealing with what broke while you were there is inconvenient.
Ken
Yeah.
CJ
Like the whole, it's in the middle of nowhere. None of it is easy. So the people that are doing it like clearly have a love for it. Yeah, like you got to go out of your way, you got to spend insane amount of money and dude, the culture is just crazy. Like there's nothing else like it. I know maybe like extreme race car guys that it's like everything's expensive.
Dalton
I don't know if they're behaving like.
Ken
That, but that's what I mean. That's different. Like you kind of can show up in your hauler and you're like at a racetrack. So you're in a city, it's like clean. You know, you may get your hands dirty working on something, but like that, even if you're the driver in the nicest truck, like you're getting muddy and you're just getting in it.
CJ
Yeah.
Ken
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CJ
Stop, dude, I had so much fun. I was driving, like, the absolute beast. Like, best vehicle there too, dude. Yeah, my truck, the limo truck didn't get. I didn't get stuck the whole weekend.
Ken
I don't even understand that, dude.
CJ
It's actually insane.
Dalton
I can tell you how. Well, the thing is so long that by the time the front end is out of the mud, the back end is just getting into the mud. So it always had, like, traction, great traction. And it. It really was just a beast. Like, I mean, it's a 6.7 powerstroke that's deleted and tuned. The thing weighs a ton. I truly think that the long wheelbase was the biggest helping factor, though, because let's say there's one really hard spot in the mud hole where it gets deep. Only one part of your vehicle is in that, so you got in four. So it's spinning. It just pulls it out pretty much anywhere, dude.
CJ
I think we might have unlocked something special.
Ken
For real.
CJ
The people loved it too.
Ryan
Dude, shout out to that drive shaft. Those four drive shafts that are turning, I think they're.
Gavin
There's six or seven more than it really is.
CJ
It's a miracle.
Ryan
The wrong number, but it blows my mind. I didn't even like talking about it. Even though I couldn't stop talking about it because I was so impressed. I'm like, I'm gonna jinx it. But the drive shaft, like you were.
CJ
Basically wooded to the floor the whole time. Yeah, the whole time.
Ryan
And the thing is just working. Yeah, it was cool.
Dalton
Tough ass.
Ryan
Loved it. People love.
CJ
Dude, it just kept eating. I felt I. Dude, I legit felt like royalty driving around. And I know a couple of you guys like Ryan and Ken rode with me in.
Ken
It was awesome.
CJ
Dude. Every single person that you drove past had their phone out and was like giving you thumbs up. Loving it.
Dalton
The limo was more popular than chauffins.
Ken
Yes.
Dalton
Lamborghini Urus. So our buddy, he's from Austria, he has all these crazy videos online of him like drifting his GTR through like snow, like hilly mountains passes, and like really, really good driver. Anyways, they were here from Austria and they're like, we gotta check this out. So he like rented a Lamborghini Urus and a mud truck, backed into the side of the door and we were.
Gavin
Getting grief for beating up a few mopeds.
Dalton
I know, I.
CJ
No, actually, can you imagine imagine being that mud truck owner? Like, hey, you just backed into a vehicle. Every single vehicle there is either a massive mud truck so you could back into it and you're not going to do anything, or it's just like an old beat up jeep that people are like, I'm gonna bring the old beater and mud it this weekend and then find out that you backed into the most expensive vehicle there.
Ken
You're up in that mother trucker, dude. You're 15ft in the air and you feel a little bumped. Someone goes, whoa, whoa, whoa.
CJ
You just hit something.
Ken
He goes, oh, what a little jeep. He looks back as a lime green Lamborghini.
CJ
Be like, oh, the hell is this guy even doing here?
Ryan
Yeah, that's what I would have said.
Dalton
But like driving that, he's driving that thing right through the, the pits or whatever and I'm behind it. Not that many people were really looking about, like they didn't really care about a Lamborghini over there. But our fake Lamborghini was getting a lot of looks. And then also Russian limo, Russian four Wheeler, Russian, everyone.
Mike
When I was driving that, everyone was asking me, what is that thing? How did you get.
Dalton
No doubt. We definitely didn't have like the best performing vehicles. Maybe the limo might have been debatably one of the better ones though. But we had the most entertaining vehicles there for sure. I think.
Ken
Yeah, that wasn't purpose built.
Dalton
You aren't gonna see anything like them. And I was actually really proud of that.
CJ
Like a lot of times when we're rolling around, it's in something ridiculous. So we got that going for us most of the time. But then it sucks, it doesn't work and we have to limp it along just like do what we can because it's just a turd and it's not meant for whatever we're doing. But this time I was like. I felt like we were kind of like doing awesome.
Dalton
Like, like, was it working?
CJ
The vehicle was kind of just eating everything. And then people were surrounding the mud pits. They were all cheering it on and it just kept chugging along. I was like, that was like such an insane rare occasion for us where, like it looks ridiculous, but then it also performs awesome. And I was, I was very proud of that.
Ken
It's nice to have something work once in a while.
CJ
Actually felt weird like when we were loading it up. Granted we did break three different things and because of the people there, we were able to keep it going. But it. It is insane that it. It lasted the weekend.
Gavin
I think I almost liked all the homies that were more or less ripping dailies. Like I thoroughly.
CJ
There was a lot of enjoyed that part.
Gavin
It's either. Yeah, you got your couple hundred thousand dollars mud trucks and straight up $750 jimmies.
Dalton
How about that?
CJ
Pull up the guy, the guy in the jimmy.
Dalton
I got a good.
Ken
Yeah, someone get the video.
Ryan
Him.
CJ
It's got the dart hanging.
Ken
Cigarette never left his mic. The whole time he was like hollering.
Gavin
At his buddy or whatever to pull him out. And his. The cigarette was like sticking to his top lip. It literally defied.
Dalton
He had that thing glued to his lip.
Gavin
Dude, it had to be fake.
Dalton
His wife got so mad at him after and caused like a big scene.
Ken
Really?
Dalton
Yeah, she got out of the jimmy and was like stomping away screaming at him and he was like, cigarette still hanging on his mouth.
CJ
Look at Gavin, dude, he was loving it.
Dalton
Look, you can see she's already kind of over it. But he hit the mud hole again after this.
Gavin
I had to get in there and help. I couldn't see.
Dalton
It's crazy. Once you pushed a little levity, it actually works.
Ken
Oh, he did lose the cigarette at this point.
Dalton
Should have ripped his wig.
Gavin
Took me for a little extra ride.
Dalton
That was fun. Honestly, looking back on it, that was like, really good.
CJ
It was a great time.
Ken
It really was fun. I don't know if I ever need to go back to a mud event, but it was so much freaking fun, dude.
CJ
Yeah, it really was. It's tough to say because, like, it did go really well.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
Next time that we go, we're gonna have to one up it. I don't even know, like, people are like, dude, you should turn that limo truck into a real mud truck. Like a monster.
Dalton
It's already hard enough to transport.
Ryan
We talked to one limo mud truck expert there when we were having those crawfish.
Gavin
We said, you run into everybody there.
Ryan
Yeah, literally.
Dalton
And he.
Ryan
Yeah, he's like, yep, I. I do limo mud stuff. And he's like, I would recommend making it bigger, but still street legal. He's like, you're gonna have more fun with it. He's like, they're pain in the ass to transport.
Dalton
Yeah.
Mike
Like, we sent that down on a car hauler and that thing took up the whole car hauler.
CJ
It also cost us ten grand.
Gavin
I think as much as we'd want to do is like a small set of tractor tires. Not a heck of a lot bigger than what we have, but with some real tread where you just swap them on when we're there.
Ken
But why? She never even got stuck.
Dalton
Yeah. Why would we mess with perfection?
CJ
Also couldn't turn to begin with, but.
Dalton
It'S never been able to turn. It's a limo.
Gavin
It is scary how little you can see out of those big trucks, dude.
CJ
That's what I was wondering is like, how the heck did nobody get run over?
Ken
I don't know.
Gavin
The most stressful part of my weekend was just like, all right, just go down the road 100 yards, turn into the mud pit. Well, that's like a four point turn, come over the hill and in what? In a monster truck.
CJ
In the one that we were on when we were on like that night.
Gavin
Is there a name for that?
Dalton
That.
CJ
That huge, massive, I think big blue that.
Ryan
It was ironic that there was a huge group from Minnesota there. And then one of the biggest, most badass with the best stereo system. Insane truck was from Minnesota.
CJ
Insane truck.
Gavin
Shout out, Jason for letting me drive it.
Ryan
Cj. It really is to your point. Like you said, it was like sandbar. It was like being on the coolest boat. It Was like being on the Pavati with the best sound system. Like that's how it felt.
Dalton
I don't know how no one got ran over though. They're like navigating these massive freaking things. It could easily squash somebody. And there's all these drunk people just like wandering around. Oh, it's amazing how no one got stumbling around.
CJ
Like the fact that nobody stumbled out in front of one of these things and like you can't really see.
Ken
Yeah, you had to be in a Ted.
Dalton
I would be flipping out having to drive that shit.
CJ
Yeah, yeah. No, it wouldn't be fun, be stressful situation. But they were loving it. Everyone was loving it. And like, everyone was also like super respectful towards each other.
Ryan
It's like usually, usually wherever no one steals it.
CJ
Well, you don't know that, Mike. I did you a favor.
Ryan
No, you stole it.
CJ
No, you were the guy. You left it and I. I left it. I stole it so nobody else would.
Mike
Mike, Ben parked it in a safe spot for you. He didn't want that thing getting stolen overnight.
CJ
Like you weren't. To be fair, I thought that you had left for the night, cuz I hadn't seen you for a while. And so I saw your Wheeler sitting in. I saw your Wheeler sitting in like the busiest spot.
Ryan
Came up to you and said, did you know, this is after.
CJ
This is after I'd committed to it. This is after I committed to it though. Oh, great.
Ken
The comments are gonna go crazy. Stolen Micah's three wheeler. What a dick. Kept it safe from getting stolen by someone else.
Gavin
Apparently. When I lost my scrambler, someone just brought it back and left it where the rest of our stuff was. Yeah, that's how good these people are.
Ken
I think we had. I think that Minnesota crew honestly helped us out a lot. So good on them.
Ryan
I'd say the only non respectful person here was Evan. He was watching too much WWE before, bro.
CJ
Yeah, Puppies and coffee.
Ryan
Well, basically. Hold up on Evan. He's up on Rich's truck. Rich has his badass military truck. And we're like, evan, it's time to go. Get down. You're like, I'm not getting down. And we're like, come on.
CJ
I'm talking. The top of this military truck is like 25, 25ft tall.
Ken
Yeah, 20.
Ryan
20.
Gavin
I think that's gotta be. It's got to be like 50 drives it down the road.
Mike
Yeah, solid 15.
CJ
15. All right. I don't know. Mike said 25 fel. Just went with it.
Ken
It does feel right.
Ryan
Like you.
CJ
It felt Right?
Ken
Yeah, it's like a three story building.
CJ
@ least as tall. As tall as a.25ft is really tall, dude.
Dalton
Yeah, it was a semi chair tall.
CJ
Yeah, 25ft.
Ken
Now when you actually measured out, like the shop in here is 12.
CJ
Anyway, so this military tall, but it fits down the highway is very tall. And Evan was up on the roof. So I go up there to get him down. Yo, we gotta go, bro. Oh, what do you mean we're going?
Gavin
Yeah, it doesn't even sound like me.
CJ
We gotta get down and leave.
Ryan
He's like, I ain't leaving.
CJ
He's like, I ain't leaving, but I'll get down. I'm like looking around.
Ken
Don't.
CJ
What's he thinking right now?
Ryan
Jump.
CJ
And he goes, is that our razor? I go, no, we didn't even bring a razor. Next thing I know, he's jumping off the roof of this military truck, flying through the air, and he lands on the razor. And the dude legit looked like Tom Cruise, like doing a crazy stunt where he lands and then he like front flips and he rolls out of it. They're about built the same too. So he lands on the roof of this thing and then proceeds to roll off to break his fall. It was actually incredible that you did it and then you rolled off the back of it. And then the owner of the razor proceeds to hop out.
Dalton
Imagine how scary that must have been for me sitting there.
Ryan
His wife was in the passenger.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
So the owner of the razor hops out and was like, what the fuck was that? And then Evan, who just jumped on this dude's razor, and probably like, I don't think he caused any damage, but like, he didn't know that, you know. So then Evan gets up in this guy's face.
Ken
Oh, my God, like, what are you.
CJ
Gonna do about it? Then I'm like, I'm watching this from up top and I'm like, oh my God, here we go. So I crawl down and by the time I get down, Gavin is like holding Evan back from this guy who Evan just jumped on this guy's razor. And I'm like, what the is going on here? And then this guy's buddy hops in and he like takes off his flannel and he's like, jacked. And he's like, you want to fight, let's fight. I'm like, oh, here we go. And Evan's trying to now fight this guy.
Gavin
You should have just let me get knocked out. It would have been easier to take me home.
Ryan
It would have been so much.
CJ
It would have been, but I couldn't let that happen, and Gav couldn't let that happen. And so Gav at this point has Evan in a full on, like, chokehold on the ground. But Evans, as I've said many times, a scrappy little bastard. And so, like, fighting back. Dude, Gav is such a beast. And he could barely hold Evan back. Like, he was so fired up. And meanwhile, I'm trying to keep them separated. I'm getting shoved and pushed by this. This guy that wants it at Evan. And he was pissed at me because I wasn't letting him out.
Ken
Evan, were you telling that guy that you work out?
CJ
Yeah, I mean, I was, yeah. So you were.
Dalton
You were holding the other guy back?
CJ
Yeah, no, I was just. I was getting in between them. I was getting in between them, like, trying to, like, hold them, hold them.
Ryan
He was pretty respectful because at one point, Gavin had you kind of held. And, you know, some guys might just sucker punch, but since Gavin had, I guess, let's say, control of you at the very moment, he wasn't going to punch until it was just one on one, which is.
Dalton
That is. You do got to be careful about that. Like, if you're holding your. You're holding your buddy back, and then he gets knocked out.
Ryan
Exactly.
Dalton
Because he couldn't defend himself because you were basically.
CJ
Yeah. And he was. He was kind of just waiting. He was just like. He was just, like, staying there, just, like, bouncing, just waiting.
Ken
Oh, my God, dude.
CJ
Ev would have gotten loose from Gavin. He was so scrappy and just trying to, like, get loose. And Gav, like, wasn't letting it happen. Ev was so drunk, though. He would have walked up and this guy would have just one punch knocked him out.
Gavin
I don't deny that.
CJ
And, like, I could see that coming. And so I wasn't about to let that happen. Neither was Gavin. Thankfully, it didn't happen. And we got you out of there and didn't have to, obviously. It was like, deal with the. With the issues of it, but leaving.
Ryan
Like, couple slices of pizza on the table. And like, you already yelled at your dog three times. You're like, all right, I think he's good. You go to the other room. Because we even drove, like, we drove, like, 10 minutes away to the parking lot, you know, and plans to go home. And Evan's scheming with Rich to drive him back to the campground so he could fight the guy. And I'm like, this is not real. You can't still want it. Like, he is One track. Mine. Like, we gotta go fight that.
CJ
It was. It was pretty nice, though. Like, Rich. Rich was also trying to talk the buddy down. Was like, yo, like, I'm sorry about him. Like, I'll pay for whatever he broke.
Dalton
That's nice of Rich.
CJ
Yeah.
Dalton
To offer to pay for it.
CJ
Yeah. So Rich bottom, like a new razor roof and everything?
Ryan
No, no, that's the good news. Like, the roof was fine.
CJ
We actually got out of there. Ev calmed down, and everyone was just like, well, I'm glad nothing worse happened there.
Ken
The worst thing of the whole trip was the food, though. God bless the people in Texas. Sweet, sweet souls. But, like, the fine dining in that restaurant is a Dairy Queen that hasn't been updated in 45 years.
CJ
Yeah, it was terrible food.
Ken
Terrible food.
Dalton
I thought the Dairy Queen was the best. The Dairy Queen was the best food we had.
Ken
Yeah.
Dalton
Whataburger was terrible.
Ken
I know. So many people are fired up.
Dalton
None of us could finish it.
Ken
So many people are fired up about that. Apparently Whataburger is good.
Ryan
I don't.
Ken
It was not.
Ryan
Gosh, it's not like. It's not like, inedible by any means, but it's like, it was bad place you go, and then you decide you're not going to go.
Dalton
You'd be better off not eating.
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I mean, I kind of sound like a phone addict when I say this, but like, the service was pretty rough. As in, like there wasn't any. That's what made it so chaotic too. We couldn't get a hold of each other. Yeah, like anytime someone disappeared, it's like, dang, hope we run into so and.
Ken
So we see him the rest of the night.
Gavin
Can we talk about the prank?
Dalton
Yeah. So we're at the Barbie Downhill Jam, we'll call it, where you ride the Jeep down and basically wad up, which.
CJ
Is the most nervous I've ever been.
Dalton
Dude, I didn't watch. Gabby, I'm so glad that. So basically Evan had challenged Gavin to it, and whoever made it the furthest down was the bigger redneck. And Evan was having a really good time. He was having a lot of fun. And we show up to the Barbie Downhill Jeep Jam and Evan's not there. We're like, where the is this guy? He's supposed to be here.
Gavin
Well, Let me just show what I. What I did was I went to. They had, like. I would call them nitro trucks. I don't know if that's the right word, but like, an event.
CJ
Yeah.
Gavin
Multiple thousands of horsepower. Literally. Like, water skipping, jumping, doing wheelies. The craziest thing ever. So I'm there with a good group of people, and then buddy's wheeler breaks down, and it was a Honda, which was crazy. So I offered to tow him back to camp.
Dalton
Yep, Yep. So we're sitting there where the frick's Evan? Ken gets a call. I ran forward the scrambler into the side.
Gavin
Oh, no. It wasn't for me. I never called. It was.
Dalton
You were on the phone. I think I called.
Mike
I called Evan, and I was like, evan, where are you? The Barbie downhill Jeep race is starting in, like, 15 minutes. You gotta get here.
Dalton
And he was like.
CJ
Maybe five to $10,000.
Dalton
So we're like, well, this thing's just about to start, and Gavin's at, like, the top of the hill. We're not gonna leave and miss him going down the hill. So we stayed to the plan. We. We went down, and then as soon as it was done, we're like, all right, let's go get Evan. So me, Dalton, and Ken hop on the mega quad. We're gonna go look and hopefully find him. And keep in mind, this kid that Evan had ran into the side of his vehicle is. Is calling, texting Ken non stop. Like, you got to get your buddy out of here. Like, you got to get over here. I want my money. All this and that. Like, you got to pay for this. We're like, oh, my gosh. Like, what, are we walking in texting Ken?
CJ
I think that that's just blowing him.
Mike
I got calls from, like, three different people. Like, hey, you got to get your buddy out of here. I need. I need, like, I need to be compensated for this. He got so much damage.
Dalton
So we roll up. We roll up. We're like, oh, my gosh, there he is. I see the wheeler, like, piled in the side. And then I look, and Evan and this guy are. Are pushing and shoving and, like, scrapping. There's all these people standing around, phones out, like, filming them, and I'm like, oh, my gosh. And. And you know Evan. How do I say? So Evan was just, like, in. He was, like, fully, like, revved up. Like.
CJ
Well, you'd heard about the story the night before.
Dalton
You know, he was drinking. You know, the fact that I roll up, and he ran into this guy's car. And now he. Him and. And that guy are. Are scrapping.
Gavin
There's probably, what, 15 other people there.
Dalton
Yeah, me.
Gavin
Like, then. Now it's just two against 15.
Dalton
Yeah. So then I. I, like, run up, because the guy at that point had Evan down in a chokehold. I'm like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Break it up. Break it up. Like, we'll pay for whatever the damage is. Like, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good. The guy lets go. He looks at me. He's like, you better in my face. I'm like, holy, this guy's mad. I'm like, yeah, yeah, we're gonna do it. And Evan hops up. I'm like, go over there. Go over there. Evan starts trying to go back towards the guy. I'm like, ev, stop. And so now I'm pushing ev. Like, he's trying to get past me. And then, like, they get going at it again, and Evan goes, it's not even a Chevy. It wasn't even a Chevy.
Gavin
And he's pushing. That was gonna blow. I thought you were gonna.
CJ
Yeah, it was a joke.
Dalton
Well, it turns out this was all an elaborate setup. Keep in mind, there's, like, some extent.
Gavin
I actually did crash into a park.
Dalton
Yeah, you did. You did hit his car, but it was a subscriber. They made a plan to prank us, and Evan pranked the. Out of me. I was more so trying to not let you guys get in a fight. I'm like, you can't run into his vehicle and then get into a fight with him. And, like, it was tough because it.
CJ
Was what we were trying to tell him the night before.
Dalton
It was a situation of almost like, I felt like it. It was at one point, like, those two are trying to fight, but now I'm in between. So now they're almost mad at me, and I'm like, what the f. So I'm, like, playing that line.
CJ
But, yeah, they got me so good, apparently.
Gavin
I mean, he d. Filmed it.
Dalton
He held it low. I don't know where Ken was at.
Mike
So I don't know why they told me. But immediately as I'm hopping off the four wheeler, somebody tells me, oh, it's. It's a setup. It's all a joke. And I was like, well, why'd you ruin it then?
CJ
But otherwise, Ken would have totally got in there. I was. You know, Ken would have totally got.
Dalton
I don't remember. Remember any time I've been pranked that hard? Honestly? Have you? You pranked me very, very Good, dude.
Gavin
Cj, you actually were very. I was revved up, like, dude, I never get pranked.
Dalton
Yeah, I was super happy to get pranked.
CJ
Pretty good.
Dalton
But then also I was just happy that it wasn't a legit situation because there was like, all these people with their phones out. I'm like in the middle of, like, yelling back and forth, like, stop it. I've stopped. I look out and like, just a bunch. I'm like, this shit's going viral.
CJ
How is that not on TikTok?
Ken
That's why I tried to find it. I can't.
Dalton
They could literally trim that shit, put on TikTok, and people will think it's real. So then, you know, I'm like, ev, get on the back of the mega quad. Ken and Dalton are gonna take care of this kid and his wheeler, get him back to his camp. We'll go over and hang at Rich's truck, you know, cuz, like, I just want to kind of corral Ev and like, get more, you know, just kind of settle down here. We're chilling at Rich's truck and Rich is like, I'm gonna set up my table and like, start selling some shirts because that's like part of his truck is that he sells these shirts at events.
CJ
Great.
Dalton
Yeah, do that, Rich. You know, like, make some money. So we're all kind of chilling there and, like, subs are coming up, talking all this, and Rich is in the middle of setting up his thing. So he's got this table there. Evan sees a four wheeler drive by, and we're on the top of the truck. Evan wanted to get down because he was. He hollering at the guy like, do a wheelie. Do a wheelie. The guy didn't do a wheelie. So EVs. I'm gonna show him. So he goes to like, go show him. But he wanted to get down quick, so he jumps off the top onto the table. Like college parties. The table basically gets up. It was so quick and like, it was as if he jumped onto, like, into a foam pit. He landed so graceful. And then he was out of there. Rich is in the back, like, setting up his shirts. He doesn't even know his table's broken. I filmed it. I filmed it. You guys gotta see this. No, I'm just body slammed your table. He went through it. No, he didn't believe it. He did.
CJ
Yeah, he broke it.
Gavin
So it was still daylight when this happened.
Dalton
He did, I swear. And then he ran off. Oh, he's over there talking to the wheeler. He's like, no, you're not doing a wheelie on my Wheeler. He's trying to get this gets four wheeler. Look at it. She broke it. I don't. I didn't tell him, dude. He just did it.
CJ
He just jumped off.
Dalton
He's so mad. Take it up. Just wait. Just wait. The next shot's funny. Guess he's putting the T shirts back. He just packs up. I was filming and laughing because it was funny. Then at that point, I realized Rich was really mad. So I put the phone down, and he was, like, really ticked. He was, I'm packing up shop. And I'm like, well, let's. We can still make this work. So I get this little three wheeler, and I put it under the table, and we start setting back up. And now I'm helping him. We get all the shirts out. Well, Evan comes rolling back. He gets back up. And then right as he gets up, he remembers he body sound the table. He starts laughing all this. He's like, get your phone out. Get your phone out. Film this. I'm gonna. I'm gonna body slam it again. And he had all his shirts. I'm like, no, no, do not do that. He's gonna be very mad. Like, he's already very, very mad. I'm gonna do it anyway, so get your phone. I'm like, I'm not being a part of this. So I'm not doing it. And then you climb up. You're about ready to do it. Gav's holding on to you. I don't know why Gavin let go. But then, you know, you're just sitting there. Finally, Gavin's got distracted. Let's go. You body slam the table with all his shirts on.
Ken
Oh, my God.
Dalton
Beer all over the shirts. The shirts fly onto the dirt. Rich, at that point, was about ready to strangle you. And then, I mean, that was it. Then we just separated, for the record. But you were trying to be funny.
Gavin
I paid for the table and the wrapped merch.
Dalton
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, like, it was funny, but it just wasn't funny for Rich. And that's where it became not funny, I guess, because I could tell he was really mad. Like, I initially thought it was funny too. You know, all of us were laughing, but once I realized he was mad, then I was like, oh, so then you came back a third time after that, and we're, like, holding you back. You wanted to go off the top top onto the table. And I'm like, bro, there's a three wheel under there. All this. So, like, I ended up just taking the whole thing down because I was worried you were going to jump off the top and hurt yourself. But, yeah, it was pretty. It was pretty funny that you wore.
Ryan
Overalls that day so he could corral you.
Dalton
Yeah, you just grab you like a little toddler.
Ryan
Yeah.
Dalton
You just hold you by the back and.
Gavin
If only I was as smart as a toddler.
CJ
It is bizarre that we were on our way to the mud event, and I go, ev, what do you think of mud events? So Cheeto, you did say. And Evan had more. He had more fun. He had more fun. We weren't filming it or anything. I just asked you.
Gavin
No, that's true. But then as soon as I said, it's Cheeto. And then you're like, well, I'm like, well, dude, how many mud events have any. You guys have went to Vinny's before? See, I've been duping. Like, I've been to Mud Nats. Everything I've been to is a fraction of what we were at. And everybody knows a plastic table at one of these events is gonna get.
Dalton
Yeah, I don't think that you did anything bad, Ev. I think that you like to say it wasn't the fact that you. Yeah, it wasn't. You were just being fun and funny and, like, I think that the line gets blurred because, like, the way that we typically navigate life. And then Rich comes in. He wasn't quite used to, like, his getting up, but to be fair, Rich revved my GTR and. And kind of it up.
Gavin
So I think that's the only reason.
Dalton
You know, I. I did kind of.
Gavin
Like, one kind of on my side, I think.
Dalton
I mean, Rich.
Gavin
I mean, you all took care of me.
Dalton
You were drunk, and you revved my gtr. And I had problems after that.
CJ
Rich was so fired up, though. The next morning, I call Rich, and I was like, yo, Gav forgot his backpack in your truck, so I gotta meet you. And he's like, oh, that's all good, man. Yeah, I'll meet you in town. And I'm like, yeah. Also, Ev forgot his backpack in your truck. Like, the merch truck. Can you go and get that for him and then meet me in town? No, I ain't helping that little weasel piece of like. And then Ev didn't remember any of this, right? And Rich is on speaker when he said, so what I do. So we're in my bedroom, and I'm talking to Rich, like, all right, well, yeah, I'll come and meet it. And he's like, dude, Evan. That guy. And I was like, what I do? What I do? What I do, dude. I didn't. What do you mean? I Rich, over. What do you mean, what'd I do? And then he does this.
Dalton
And then he does this.
CJ
I will never forget this. What do you mean? On his forearms and knees, on my bedroom floor being like, what happened?
Dalton
The thing is, though, is you were just having fun, Evan. And I agree, it wasn't malicious. You were simply just having fun.
Gavin
Safe to say I got a little carried away.
Dalton
Yeah, you got a little carried away. But who doesn't when you're. When you're, like, having a blast and, you know, you have a couple too many beers.
Gavin
So the problem is with meeting all these good people is not everyone wants to give. You didn't want to rip a shotgun. Not a single person didn't have a new blend of moonshine I had never even heard. Yeah, I must add 37 different flavors, bro.
CJ
The Pickle Moon. I'm not saying.
Dalton
I'm not saying it's not your response. Responsibility. But everyone was coming up trying to give you twisted tea a moonshine, and you'd just say yes, because you're just, like, you know, being nice or whatever. And that's how you got to that point. It's not like you were just like, I'm gonna get out of hand. It just kind of happened. And, like, there's a lot of people there that knew who we were and watched the vids, so they wanted to. They wanted to have a beer or a tea with Evan. And I don't drink. Mike doesn't drink, you know, so, like, they'd offer, but I was like, ah, sorry, I'm not drinking. You know, I agree.
Ken
It's put. You were definitely put in a tough spot. And honestly, like, Rich will get over it, because I had this buddy once that used to get really excited and have a lot of fun, and then he smashed all the chairs that I had. And so, yeah, like, eventually you learn to forgive him.
Dalton
Did you ever pay him back?
Ken
No, he just went and got me some really shitty.
CJ
That's right.
Ken
That the music festival threw away because they were so bad.
CJ
I'm not sure if I know who you're talking about.
Ken
Yeah, he likes. He was riding three wheelers. He had a mullet the time.
CJ
Interesting.
Gavin
Yeah, Rich actually sent me a pretty gnarly text message on Sunday, then iced me for a day or two. And then finally when I called him, he was just kind of like, he.
CJ
Finally teach me lesson.
Gavin
Like, yeah, teach me a Lesson. Yeah, that's a good way to say he's trying to, like, teach me a lesson. Like, he obviously was actually mad, but then I think he also realized it was fine, but he, like, let it fester food for a few days. And I actually am very thankful for Richie. Helps us out with. With the track, all that stuff. So then when I talk to him, finally I'm like, all right, what do I owe you? Okay, let's square this up. Blah, blah, blah. And then I'm like, well, all that merch I'm paying for, can you at least ship it to me?
Dalton
Yeah.
Gavin
So he's gonna send me all the good stained mud merch.
Dalton
Good. Yeah. That's the thing is, like, realistically wasn't that big of a deal. It just. He was mad in the moment, but now when we look back on it, it's just a funny story.
Ken
I just love when we get out of here, we just change. It's just so. It's so fun. It's difficult being on the road, but it's so fun. Like, there's always a new experience happening.
CJ
Which is what I like. We're about to have a crazy road trip. When you guys are listening to this, we're actually in the middle of it.
Ken
Yeah.
CJ
But we're going on, like a 10 day road trip. We're starting in Vegas and then we're working back home from Vegas. But we have a bunch of stuff planned. Stops next, next couple videos after. Not this week's, but the following, like, four weeks will be showing what we're about to get into. And it's gonna be awesome.
Ryan
A couple guest appearances, the whole crew. It's gonna be probably our most entertaining. I don't want. It's hard to say. Like, it's probably gonna be our most entertaining road trip yet. Obviously we aim to top the years before, but like I said it before, but it just reminds me of, like, going on, like, skate tours. Like, we. When we get in a group and we get like our, you know, all in a van or an RV or whatever. Magic. It's just magic. Dude.
Gavin
Gavin's pulling. What? What is it? A 48 foot trailer.
Ryan
Yeah.
Gavin
Filled to the gills with toys.
CJ
Yeah. Literally.
Ken
And me, I had two days home and then now leave again.
CJ
Yeah.
Ryan
You're kind of a G for that. Ryan, joining Gavin on the long track.
Ken
I was looking the next weekend that I'm gonna be home is April 19th. It's currently March 18th.
Ryan
What do you. You're thinking Cletus race and then Cletus Race.
Ken
And then I'm going to Florida for to see my dad. And then possibly the weekend after that. It looks like we have something on the, on the board too. It's like, holy shit, dude. I'm excited though.
CJ
I'm excited too. Yeah.
Ken
And honestly, with the last time when we were coming home, of course there's always something with traveling in the planes and I want someone who knows more than me to answer a question. And it's why the do they tell us when a plane departs, not when the door closes? Why is the departure time even on the board? It doesn't matter to me.
Dalton
Especially when you wait 50 minutes sitting.
Ken
On the fucking tarmac anyway. It doesn't. It doesn't matter. So, like, why not have. When the doors close, that's what should be on the app.
Gavin
They make you do math. They tell you boarding time and then they'll put the little thing. Plane.
Ken
What?
Ryan
Yeah, some.
Gavin
About 15 minutes.
Mike
Boarding ends 15 minutes before departure.
Gavin
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ken
I don't give a fuck when the plane departs. I care when the door closes that I can't get on the plane anymore.
Mike
I mean, technically that's when it should be. Because when they close the door, that's when they say, like, oh, you gotta turn off your phone and do all the hoopla.
Ken
But I don't know, it just seems to me that there should be a better system. After running 3/4 of a mile, sprinting 3/4 of a mile through the airport. Once I got about half a mile in and started having a heart attack, I went, there's gotta be a better system for this. Like, I don't even know if the door is gonna be open when I get there.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
It was so brutal. We landed and we had eight minutes to get across the entire Minneapolis airport, which, if you ever been there, it's a huge airport. And we had eight minutes to get from one side to the other to catch our flight. And it was like the last flight of the night. If we didn't make it, we're driving four hours home. And so we sprinted. Our sprint is like a seven minute mile. And it was, it was all of a mile faster. Probably running faster. Yeah, you're right. It was like six and a half minutes. That feel good, Ryan?
Ken
There we go.
CJ
It was enough that Ryan and I made it there first. And we were so insanely out of breath, I coughed for the next 36 hours.
Ken
I'm still coughing. Yeah, it's awful.
CJ
Like, I'm glad after you get done working your lungs that hard and then it was just like the combination of like a dust storm all weekend. So you got dust in your lungs, and then you just ran from like a mile. Being cold and like eating, like all weekend. And then you're so cooked. And like, I sat on the plane for the next hour flight and just, like, coughed non stop.
Ken
Okay, I'm glad you did that too, because I'm surprised they didn't turn the plane around because I was coughing so hard.
CJ
Dude, it was brutal.
Gavin
All you guys have been in the gym, having trainers, being healthy, not vaping, doing all the things right. I've been doing it all wrong. We were all in the same.
CJ
I can't imagine how you felt.
Ryan
Dude, it was bad.
Gavin
But at the same time, the way you and Ryan were coughing was worse than me, I believe.
Ryan
Yeah, it was interesting, but we raised almost deceased.
Gavin
But you guys, I didn't run.
Mike
I. I ran down the F gates and then I turned dialed her back to a brisk walk.
Ryan
He ran pretty much.
Dalton
There's enough running. I'll just catch the next flight.
Ryan
Yeah, we stayed behind 10, and we might have walked, you know, 10 or 20ft.
Ken
Well, that was. The thing is really only one person. Ben kept going, and I went, well, one person needs to get there, and we're good. What pissed me off as we get there and they go, oh, we're waiting on somebody else from the other gate over there. We sat there for 15 minutes waiting.
Gavin
For those people, and then we're sitting there and they're like. And we're just gonna wait for the bags to come over.
Ken
Yeah, all that.
Gavin
I was a good deal, which I'm thankful for. Our bags made 100%, which is almost more remarkable than us making it.
CJ
Probably just because it was the last flight of the night though, right?
Ken
Yeah, I think.
CJ
And like, a bunch of people.
Mike
I think it's because there was like, there were so many people on that plane that had delayed flights coming in. So, like, they'll just hold it. Then they don't have to deal with rebooking them, getting hotel.
Gavin
It makes sense. They don't want to tell us that first though. Like, yeah, get us to get there.
Ken
As quick as possible, not stop by the bathroom and whatever.
Mike
When we got on the plane, I saw. I checked the app, and they pushed it back another 10 minutes. So I was like, eh, they're. They're just. They're just trying to accommodate everyone.
Ken
I would have loved a ding in my headphones that told me I didn't have to be freaking Usain Bolt.
Mike
I Would have loved to get that Porsche transfer again. That would so nice.
CJ
That was crazy.
Ken
Yeah. I don't know. I'm walking down the hallway and it's like super far away. It's basically the reverse of the thing that we ran. And I'm like, looking at my phone, you know, and I just hear Mr. Iworks. And I'm like, you know, like, because you're kind of scared, you never want someone to call your name out in an airport, even though if you aren't doing anything bad. And it's this smiling guy and he's holding mine and Ken's name on his phone. And I go, yeah. And he goes, all right, hop down in the car over here. We're going to take you to your gate in this Porsche, which is sitting out the window on the Runway. Well, on the tarmac, it's like a rumored grail thing in the Delta world, right, Ken?
Mike
Yeah.
Ryan
So it's like it turned out to be real.
Mike
It's like, I've seen that car whipping around the airport was like, one day, that'd be super nice to get. But it's always like they're only selecting random people here and there. And you can pay for it if you really want to spend some money. But it's kind of nice. Like, supposedly we were the most important people for Delta Minneapolis at that time.
CJ
So you didn't have.
Ryan
So you didn't have to pay for it?
Mike
No.
CJ
Yeah. Ken's stacking up the points by all the travel we do, and he puts it straight to his own account.
Mike
Somebody's got to take him cool with.
Ryan
It because you do a good job. A lot of times we're like, yo, Gav's actually going to go home. Can you want to book that? And then he has to spend like the next two hours on his iPad doing. And so I always respect that. Like, it doesn't look fun.
Dalton
Yeah. Honestly, I complain a lot about it, but if anyone deserves in first class, you can, because you're Ryan.
Mike
Ryan's.
Dalton
I don't know about.
Mike
Ryan's actually got higher status than me.
Ken
I have told you guys the formula multiple times. You could be sitting right next to me if you did exactly what I did and just were smart with the points and all that. Like, it's not easy. I googled it and I learned all the things and then I typed out a five paragraph thing and sent it to you guys on what to do. And if you do that, in a year, you'll be sitting right there. I've literally set My whole financial credit card scheme pyramid up to get upgraded on flights.
CJ
Well, it seems to be working for you. Every single time we get in there.
Ryan
The lady is fucking lit.
CJ
Mr. Iwer, it's a one is your seat. This dude is sitting in the first row every single flight. But yeah, me and CJ were walking by, we look out the window and we see these guys hopping in a Porsche, right? And we were like, what the fuck is going on right now? We were like, what? And so we start like waving in the window. And then they're like all like waving back like, see ya. And then the guys go like, I just saw them, like one more and I go, see you, Siege.
Ryan
I mean, there's a lot of things that we see each other do that doesn't surprise us. But that one, you know, we're. We're on the friggin escalator, getting slowly to our gate and we're looking at your guys's snap stories and we're actually like, what?
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
So this guy gives us, we hop in the Porsche and this guy's rolling out and we're like high fiving each other. We're like, let's go. I'm like, what? What is going on right now? Like, how are we doing this? And the guy was like, believe it or not, you are with some of the most respected Delta members in the airport right now. And I was like, who the fuck are you talking about? I was like, oh, of course, of course. It's Ken and Ryan. And then he was like, you guys are, I've given like a ton, ton of rides and you guys are the most excited group I've ever had.
Ken
Amazing.
CJ
Because we were like, this is awesome. And he's doing like 15 miles per hour, like down the tarmac.
Ken
We literally drove underneath planes though.
CJ
It's pretty sick, really.
Ken
Yeah, it was cool, like out there.
CJ
Yeah. I heard that Dalton was like, I don't know what they're excited about. They beat us by like three minutes.
Ryan
Yeah. He was like, I don't understand. Like we pretty much beat them. And I'm like, I don't think it's about how fast they got there. Granted that helped. It was just like, yeah, getting to hop in a car, not having to walk across the airport.
Ken
Well, this is cool.
Ryan
Like, yeah, I definitely hope that it happens to us again because I googled it.
Ken
I was like, how often does this really happen? And apparently it like never happens. So I think it was. We were really lucky. Like most people don't fly Thursday afternoons. Like business People. People that actually have high status, they don't fly Thursday afternoon at 5 and aren't going from opposite ends of the airport. So, like, there's no way you're getting it on like a Monday or whatever.
CJ
You know, I mean, it's crazy, but. Because they were even like. Yeah, sometimes we have like horse GT3Rs. Or last year we had a spider on 918 Spider.
Dalton
What?
Ryan
So they didn't give one person.
Dalton
One person.
CJ
Yeah.
Ryan
Kind of being funny here, but, like, you can't even fit your luggage in a 918 Spider.
CJ
Yeah, it's just like, I don't know, you just assume it's cool.
Gavin
Just as stoked in like a Yukon XL, wouldn't you?
Ken
100. Dude, I could run a.
CJ
Didn't matter what. Yeah, it didn't matter what it was. It was just the fact that we were like, running down the tarmac.
Ken
You have a live airport.
CJ
Yeah, so I. He was saying that it's like some kind of like, Porsche program. It's.
Mike
Delta and Porsche have, like, some partnership because they're both. Both based in Atlanta. Porsche gives Delta cars and then they treat their flight, their customers, nice for that.
Ken
Interesting.
CJ
Left a pretty. Pretty good taste in my mouth after Porsche and Delta did that. Which Delta's been getting a lot of bad rep lately. So.
Gavin
I mean, their plane did go upside down.
CJ
Down makes sense.
Gavin
But everyone was fine. So.
Dalton
Yeah, I mean, like, it's almost like a flex to be on that plane. Like, yeah, I was in a plane crash.
Gavin
Yeah, I think that was me and you or whoever said. But I'm like, bro, the. My worst fear is being in a plane crash. But if you could crawl out of that upside down plane, how many people.
Dalton
Yeah, you get.
Ken
Yeah, the nightmare, really.
Dalton
Like a small plane. No, Delta, Like a full commercial. Delta plane went down. Yeah, I was in. It rolled. And yeah, I don't want someone to.
Gavin
Hear this and think we're downplaying it because it's a horrible situation. I'm just saying if you can walk away from something like that unscathed. Yeah, it's just.
Dalton
If you're completely fine, a hundred percent. It's like, it's just a flex.
Ken
Yeah, it's a crazy story I can picture, dude. As the plane starts to roll on the Runway, you just hear, don't film.
CJ
Dude. I didn't know that we were gonna get in a plane crash, bro.
Ryan
He's like, you gotta be ready in.
CJ
The bag when that happens, dog.
Ryan
We're all just bummed with him. Like, dude, you Filmed it vertical.
Ken
Honestly, dude, I think he would have had it. He would. We would have been. Got out of it, and he would have been holding it. He would have been ready to go, Dude.
Gavin
See him sneaking.
CJ
I heard pan. I didn't.
Ken
He's like, where am I supposed to be?
Ryan
I had my headphones on, and it's like, pan, pan.
Dalton
When Dalton's in the middle of, like, a deep sleep, and then he starts having a bad dream, he just hears pan, pan. He wakes up in a sweat.
Gavin
Oh, what did I miss?
Dalton
What I miss? What did I miss? Nothing. We were just talking about saying if we were in a plane crash.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ken
That you would have been filming when we crashed. Like, you would have been on it.
Ryan
Like, we're, like, upside down and we're like, dalton film.
Mike
It's actually just like. That phrase is just Dalton's alarm clock right now.
Ken
Might actually wake him up.
Dalton
A terrible way to start your day. We don't ever have to tell him the pan anymore.
Ken
No, for real.
Dalton
He's just back in the day when he first started.
CJ
Now we just. Now we just hit him with this. Just like the little. We have to yell at him less, but still hit him with the point.
Dalton
Like, yeah, it's like, I'm done talking.
Ryan
You need it helpful and whatever. But it's so funny. Someone's talking. CG goes.
CJ
Well a lot of times, like, cameras pointed this way.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
And like, what I guess you don't see as the viewer is like, the cameraman isn't supposed to be really watching through the camera. As a cameraman, you're looking for what's happening next. Right. So, like, you have to be good enough with, like, knowing exactly where the lens is pointed to make sure that you're capturing what they're saying, but then know who's about to talk next and then beat them to start talking next. So as soon as you hear Ken maybe start talking or them stop talking, you pan over. So he can say that.
Dalton
Yeah. Otherwise you miss it. And if the mic's pointed this way and he starts talking, then it's super quiet. It's very important.
Ryan
It's an ever going, like, somewhat impossible task because, like, essentially, you can't know who's going to speak. You.
Dalton
I mean, you can kind of.
Ryan
I'm saying, like, not all the time, though.
Dalton
So if you're talking to Ben, it's pretty obvious that. But if you're addressing Ben and you're done talking, he's going to talk next about.
Ryan
If Ben's talking to all three of us. You didn't. You don't just know who's gonna talk.
CJ
No. But then you step back and you get it.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
You get all of them.
Ryan
I'm just saying, like, it's hard job, so it's hard.
Dalton
But yeah, he does a job.
CJ
So anyway, when we first hired Dalton and you know, he's, he's figuring it out of how to film the chaos that's going on. Right. Because as a filmer, that's like traditional. They're probably just watching like through the camera, making sure that they're getting the shot where it's like, that's less important. Then making sure that you're like, aware of your surroundings, who's doing the next. And so we would tell Dalton, pan. Dalton, pan.
Gavin
You guys even have to tell that to Mike a couple of times?
Dalton
Well, we, we for nine years.
CJ
Yeah. We hired Dalton because Mike would not pan for.
Ryan
Yeah, I used to be a full time cameraman. Now. That's not true. I'm so glad Dalton did not get hired in place of me. That's for damn sure.
Ken
The one time it was the jet ski or the snowmobile across the water.
Dalton
I know I was bad.
Gavin
The m mic fell off. CJ didn't come up where I thought.
Dalton
I pull up, Evan's got the mic in one hand.
CJ
I'm like, what the man? Desperate times.
Gavin
I feel like, though, that was kind of a crazy spot for my first ever attempt at running.
Dalton
Yeah, like, debatably, like, drop me off.
Gavin
On an island.
CJ
By yourself.
Dalton
He'll land here in like 20 minutes.
Ryan
You're like, just point it at him.
CJ
But then people, like, come up and start talking to you. And you were like, super nervous.
Gavin
Well, no, there were some people on paddle boards and I'm like, just so you know, some guys, like, gonna be pulling up on a snowmobile, so, like, he's gonna be going pretty fast so he doesn't sink. Might wanna. They're out of the way.
Ken
Like, I don't know. I saw this weirdo in the beach.
Dalton
On a beach, filming everyone in their bikinis.
Gavin
I knew from where you're starting, like, you're not gonna see these people a mile away, but paddleboarding by island, like, when you're coming in, you're coming in.
CJ
He's filming with one hand and he's boom miking with the other.
Gavin
Just fell off. Of course, I couldn't get it back on.
Ken
God, that's fun.
Gavin
I'll work on it. Maybe in my, my free time I'll start, like, maybe Dalton can teach Me some drills, some camera drills, like, set.
Dalton
Up some cones, cone one, cone one, cone three. Yeah. Click pans and zooms like a football.
Ken
Player where you throw it to.
Ryan
We can do tests like that. We have three different speakers, and they go off with audio at different times, and you have to be on it before the audio starts.
Gavin
I'm screwed with that. With the deaf in one ear, I have no.
Ryan
Yeah.
Gavin
No perception of direction.
Ken
Hey, what's the whole hubbub? I heard about the Dollar General closing.
Mike
I just heard a. A group chat was just saying that they got their closing stale.
Gavin
You're in a Dollar General group chat?
Mike
No, no, it's a. It's a locals group chat. And somebody said, oh, yeah, they're. They're having a closeout sale. And I was like, like, okay, are they just selling stuff off? And she was like, no, no, they're. They're closing.
Ryan
Yeah, that's. I heard they're closing. And I heard that CJ's bummed.
Dalton
I am. Every small town has a Dollar General, and I like to refer to it as the mall. You know, like, if I'm leaving. Going to the Dollar General. See, Alex, I'm going to the mall. She knows where I'm going. You know, you can get anything you need there. Groceries, clothing, costumes, home decor, squirt guns, dog food. Anything you want, bro. Anything you want. They got it. Cards, if you need a card for.
Gavin
And maybe not the brand that you want, but they're gonna have something.
Dalton
Oh, they got. It's good stuff, in my opinion, but, yeah, pretty bummed that they're going out of business because, like, limits your options.
CJ
Dude, if that doesn't show how small of a town Cormorant is, then I don't know what does. Like, Dollar General seeks out the smallest towns and they couldn't make it and puts a Dollar General in there because that is their demo.
Dalton
They couldn't make.
CJ
And cornbread was so small that they just were like, yeah, we can't. This just isn't gonna work.
Ryan
Yeah. What do you think? I say we buy it for pennies on the dollar and go brick and mortar on them.
CJ
Yeah, I say we do keep an.
Ryan
Eye on it for whatever it does sell for. I think it. That's a good spot.
Dalton
We could run the Dollar General.
Ken
Yeah, we finally changed the name to what we've been calling it for the last few mall.
Dalton
Oh, my God. The Cormorant mall.
Ken
Genital.
CJ
Genital on the Dollar General.
Ken
I can't put that on a sign.
CJ
Why not?
Mike
Well, you just call it the DG.
Ryan
Claim that we're also like, there's a doctor in there that will check your genitals.
CJ
It's just Evan in the bag with some rubber gloves.
Gavin
For sure it was gonna be Ken. How did I get roped into this one? He's got the biggest genitals.
Ryan
And everybody knows the bigger the genitals, the better you are at checking them. Yeah, we'll have to keep an eye on. Like, who do you even envision buying it? You know, I don't.
CJ
I don't like a dentistry.
Ryan
I could see that.
Dalton
No.
Ken
Agree with him.
Ryan
Well, I don't know. Like, I mean.
CJ
Thank you, Mike.
Ryan
The small town of Cormont. We don't have the nicest teeth here. We could use a dentist.
Dalton
Maybe we'll have it as the Sea Boys merchandise and dealership store.
Ryan
Yeah, exactly. I mean, that'd be so cool.
Dalton
I'd rather have something more on the main strip, though.
Ken
I know it's kind of out of town.
Ryan
The problem we're gonna have to build then anyways.
Dalton
We'll have to think about it.
Ryan
Yeah. Well, this morning we went to Red River Motorworks and picked up our newly modified Raptor R. And boys and girls. It's fast.
CJ
It's insane.
Dalton
It's insane.
Ryan
950 horsepower, and it's blowing all of us out of the water, dude. It's putting every. We did a little Raptor mobbing today. It put all the other Raptors heavily to shame.
Ken
That's like pump gas. 91. Yep.
CJ
Yeah.
Ken
And so you could probably, theoretically go higher on E85 for sure.
Dalton
You would probably be at 1100 horsepower.
Ken
Oh, my God.
Gavin
Scott said with an E85 tune that's out there, like over 11 on the exact setup.
CJ
Yeah.
Dalton
So all it is is just a bigger Whipple supercharger, direct swap out and a different tune. And it runs perfectly. It drives like. Like factory until you put your foot into it. And then it's like. It's just like, holy crap. I mean, if you just even roll onto the pedal, it will break the wheel. Tires lose at like, 40. If you're just going onto the on ramp of the interstate, like, it is insanely fast. It's like a slingshot. It. It makes no sense that a pickup could be that fast. And it was already fast to begin with. It's amazing what you can do nowadays.
Ken
Yeah. For real. Just take your already 700 horsepower truck and just bump it up to like, 900.
Dalton
So simple, too.
Gavin
Just think, even 10 years ago, what it would take to get four set of like anything.
Ryan
And you would never, ever, ever think about putting 17s with 37s, you know, like that much sidewall with that much power, they'd be like, what do you mean it's not in a slam single cab or something, you know?
Dalton
Yeah, yeah.
CJ
So, so sick.
Ryan
Whoever gets it, they're gonna be stoked. Like, I mean it's truly the all around better.
Dalton
I want it.
Ryan
Best truck.
Gavin
It seems like debatably the most reliable. Thousand or 950.
Dalton
Yeah.
Gavin
Most reliable horsepower a guy could have.
CJ
Yeah, for sure.
Ryan
Who said it? That was nice. When we got done Raptor mobbing today and we're like, it was kind of sick like not having a bunch of broken stuff after we were done. Because they're, they're decent vehicles.
Dalton
Just got a mob. Nicer things.
CJ
Yeah, some big jumps too. I. I jumped my Raptor pretty hard.
Ryan
I was pretty proud of you.
CJ
I'm happy that it's okay.
Dalton
I mean, there's a reason that all of us have Ford Raptors and that's because they're just undeniably an awesome vehicle. Like they are tough as hell and they're so capable. In my opinion, the best pickup.
Ryan
I think it's cool that we get to be the testers, I guess. Like, I remember when the Raptor came out and Jake's dad got one or even before it came out. We're like, this is. I mean it was like when the C8 came out, like that's how excited I was for the Raptors and they've just proven themselves.
Ken
Today was a tough day to not have my trx. Oh God, when I would have given to be out there something different. But still shredding it would have been good. It would have just been fitting since the whole Subaru Scion thing.
CJ
Yeah, that's true. Kind of forget that.
Dalton
You gotta get another TRX on Ryan.
Ken
I just don't know if I can. I don't know if I can do that to myself.
Dalton
Three of them take a loss. Big loss on all three.
Mike
Could take your Hummer out.
Ken
Yeah, that actually does suck that I can't put that in rear wheel drive because that thing would be so much fun in rear wheel drive.
Gavin
Can't you just like download an app and put it in rear wheel just like.
Ken
Honestly, you would think.
Mike
Could you just like unplug the front motor maybe?
Ken
Why are you asking me that? Seems like something you would know.
Mike
I don't know.
Dalton
I don't know.
Ken
It does seem like you probably could just unplug the back motor.
Gavin
I can get under there with some.
Ken
Snippers, some soldering, soldering iron and some wire cutters and call her good.
Mike
Raptor giveaway ends Sunday the 30th at 11:59pm so get your entries.
Gavin
Ben goes, let me look this up.
Ken
Looking it up in his brain.
CJ
Yeah. So the Raptor R giveaway ends Sunday the 30th at 11:59. Head on over to cboystv.com and every $5 you spend gets you an entry to win that thing. And whoever wins it better be stoked because it is an insanely sick and clean truck. And then you also get 10, 20, $20,000 in cash.
Ken
And it is open to Canadians, just except Quebec.
Dalton
This might be truly the most, most practical, possibly best giveaway we've done just because it is fast, but it's still just, you can get it and just drive this every day and take it across the country. You can haul stuff with it, you can throw stuff in the back and it still is a fast ripping truck that can go off road. Like in terms of practicality, this truck can do pretty much everything.
Ken
So 100.
Dalton
Yeah, I'm pumped on it. Yeah, I do too. Raptor R man.
CJ
Thank you guys for listening. Subscribe if you haven't and we'll see you next week.
Ryan
Stay tuned for the road trip updates, boys.
Ken
Peace.
Dalton
Peace.
Evan
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Life Wide Open with CboysTV Episode Summary: "Evan's Diabolical Prank on CJ, Who Really STOLE Micah's 3 Wheeler, & Our Thoughts on Redneck Culture" Release Date: March 25, 2025
In this entertaining and candid episode of Life Wide Open with CboysTV, hosts CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Micah delve into a whirlwind weekend filled with pranks, vehicle mishaps, and in-depth discussions about redneck culture. Here's a comprehensive summary capturing all the pivotal moments, insightful conversations, and humorous anecdotes shared during the episode.
The episode kicks off with a recounting of an elaborate prank that Evan orchestrated against CJ during the Barbie Downhill Jeep Jam event.
Setup and Execution: Evan challenged Gavin to a downhill race, with the winner earning the title of the "bigger redneck." However, things took an unexpected turn when Evan's Jeep seemingly crashed into a fellow participant's Lamborghini Urus, leading to a staged altercation.
Revealing the Prank: After the chaotic scene unfolded, complete with shoving and shenanigans, it was revealed that the entire incident was a meticulously planned prank to test the group's dynamics and reactions.
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This prank not only showcased Evan's mischievous side but also highlighted the camaraderie and quick-thinking of the group as they navigated the faux conflict.
A subplot of the episode revolves around the mysterious disappearance and subsequent return of Micah's prized 3 Wheeler.
The Incident: Micah's three-wheeler was reportedly stolen during the event. However, the surprise return of the vehicle baffled everyone.
Resolution: It was ultimately revealed that the act was not malicious. A fellow participant, concerned about the safety and return of the Wheeler, discreetly ensured its safe return to prevent any potential theft or loss.
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This incident underscored the unpredictable nature of such events but also the underlying trust and support within the community.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to exploring and dissecting redneck culture, especially as it manifests in mudding events.
Observations and Insights: The hosts shared their firsthand experiences at mudding events, noting a shift from genuine mudding enthusiasts to participants more interested in partying and provocatively showcasing themselves. They discussed the behaviors of both men and women, highlighting instances where individuals acted out of character or in ways that didn't align with the traditional mudding spirit.
Support and Camaraderie: Despite the antics, there was a strong emphasis on the supportive nature of the attendees. When vehicles broke down or faced issues, participants went out of their way to assist, showcasing a commendable level of selflessness and community spirit.
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Challenges Faced: The group recounted struggles with their vehicles during the event, such as dealing with a faulty alternator and the subsequent help they received from seasoned mudders. They also touched upon the environmental challenges of mudding, like the pervasive dirt and mud that wreak havoc on both vehicles and personal belongings.
Cultural Reflections: The conversation delved into the nuances of redneck culture, questioning its authenticity and exploring how certain behaviors, like women throwing beads or driving aggressively, might be misrepresentations or exaggerated for entertainment purposes.
Notable Incident: The breakdown and repair of their limo truck became a focal point, demonstrating the technical challenges of mudding and the expertise of those who support each other during such times.
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts transition from past events to upcoming adventures, teasing an exciting road trip that promises more thrills and memorable moments.
Upcoming Road Trip: The group announced a 10-day road trip starting in Las Vegas, filled with various activities, guest appearances, and behind-the-scenes content. They likened the experience to previous adventures, emphasizing the magic of group travel and the unpredictability that comes with it.
Teasers: Listeners are promised insights into new challenges, interactions with fans, and perhaps more unexpected pranks, keeping the audience eagerly anticipating future episodes.
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A lighter segment of the conversation revolves around the technical aspects of their podcast, particularly the challenges faced by their cameramen during dynamic and chaotic events.
Filming in Action: The hosts humorously discuss the difficulties of capturing spontaneous moments, like sudden conversations or unexpected actions, highlighting the complexities of producing engaging content in real-time.
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Throughout the episode, numerous light-hearted and humorous moments keep the conversation lively and entertaining.
Beaded Confrontations: The hosts recall the variety of beads at events and the playful (sometimes annoying) interactions they had while trying to avoid unnecessary confrontations.
Vehicle Steals and Returns: Anecdotes about personal vehicles being tampered with or returned add a layer of suspense and relief to the narrative.
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This episode of Life Wide Open with CboysTV offers a blend of humor, real-life challenges, and insightful commentary on cultural phenomena. Through shared experiences and open dialogues, the hosts provide listeners with an authentic glimpse into their lives, the dynamics of their group, and the broader implications of participating in niche communities like mudding events. Whether it's dealing with unexpected pranks, supporting each other in times of need, or simply enjoying the chaos together, the camaraderie and genuine connections among the hosts shine through, making for a compelling and relatable listening experience.
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This episode encapsulates the essence of the Life Wide Open podcast—unfiltered conversations, shared adventures, and the unbreakable bond of friendship that keeps the group navigating life wide open together.