Evans Diabolical Prank on CJ, Who Really STOLE Micahs 3 Wheeler, & Our Thoughts on Redneck Culture

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Evans Diabolical Prank on CJ, Who Really STOLE Micahs 3 Wheeler, & Our Thoughts on Redneck Culture
Date: March 25, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode plunges into the CboysTV crew’s wild weekend at "Rednecks with Paychecks," one of the country’s largest mudding/party events. The guys recount chaotic and eye-opening moments, dissect redneck culture, detail Evans' outrageous prank on CJ, navigate mishaps with vehicles (and pranks around who moved what), and share their thoughts on community, mudding, and road trip chaos. The episode is an unfiltered look behind the scenes at friendship, debauchery, and mechanical mayhem.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Water Cooler Talk and Vending Machine Business Ideas

[00:26–03:54]

• The episode starts with some banter about water bottles, waste, and the idea of setting up filtered water or fruit punch fountains—then pivots into vending machine entrepreneurship and stocking unique drinks for the team.
• Evan: "I love the idea of, like, curating the vending machine...you can do White Monsters. You can do Mountain Dew. Code Red." (02:18)

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2. Rednecks With Paychecks: Party, Mud, and Culture

[03:55–14:42]

• The crew recaps "Rednecks with Paychecks," discovering it's more about the party than the mudding—contrasting it with other mud events.
• Dalton: "I asked...what is this compared to other ones? And they go, ‘Oh, this one really ain't about the mud. More about the party.’" (04:19)
• The episode dives into the event's "redneck debauchery": public nudity, bead trading for flashing, and the wild, no-holds-barred attitude of the crowd.
• Ken: "I don't know if there's really any other, like, ethnic culture quite like the redneck culture..." (05:59)
• Discussion on the boundaries of what they saw and how their YouTube video only scratches the surface.

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3. Analyzing the Redneck Community’s Generosity

[11:23–13:28]

• The hosts highlight the surprising kindness of attendees, sharing stories of people helping fix the limo truck—even at 4am—and selflessly stepping up to aid whenever needed.
• Evan: "They were fixing our stuff while we weren't even there—they're like, 'You guys got to go film your video. We'll fix it and you come back.'" (12:34)

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4. Mudding Vehicles – Successes & Mishaps

[14:29–22:10]

• Limo truck performed better than expected: didn’t get stuck, became a crowd favorite.
• Ben: "I felt like we were kind of like doing awesome...it was working, the vehicle was just eating everything..." (18:33)
• The crew recounts a ridiculous tale: a mud truck (15 feet up) accidentally backing into a rented Lamborghini Urus—leading to classic CboysTV contrasts of junk vs. luxury.

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5. Vehicle Theft "Mystery" and Redneck Honesty

[23:34–24:28]

• Evan admits to “stealing” Micah's three-wheeler “to keep it safe,” sparking debate about who was looking out for whom.
• Ken: "You left it and I... I stole it so nobody else would. Mike." (23:42)
• Reflects on the general trustworthiness of the Redneck crowd: “When I lost my scrambler, someone just brought it back and left it where the rest of our stuff was. Yeah, that's how good these people are.” (15:15)

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6. Evan’s WWE Moment – Jumping Off a Military Truck

[24:37–28:51]

• Hilarious recounting of Evan refusing to get down from the top of a huge military truck, then leaping onto a Razor, nearly triggering a brawl.
• Ken: "He lands on the roof of this thing and then proceeds to roll off to break his fall...actually incredible..." (26:17)
• Gav (Gavin) has to put Evan in a choke hold to prevent a fight after the incident escalates.

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7. The ‘Diabolical’ Prank: Evan Pranks CJ

[30:48–35:29]

• At the Barbie Jeep downhill event, Evan orchestrates a whole act: pretending a crash spiraled into a confrontation to fool CJ and the boys.
• Ben: "Turns out this was all an elaborate setup... Evan pranked the shit out of me. I don't remember any time I've been pranked that hard." (35:14)

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8. Rich’s Merch Table: Table Tragedies

[36:17–39:39]

• After breaking Rich’s merch table in a wild leap, Evan body-slams it again, further irritating Rich (who then cools off with time).
• Ben: “He jumps off the top onto the table...he landed so graceful. And then he was out of there. Rich is in the back, doesn’t even know his table’s broken.” (37:10)
• Financial amends made later for broken merch and table.

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9. Reflections on the Road, Plans, and Getting Around

[44:30–55:01]

• The boys discuss upcoming road trips—hitting Vegas, long hauls with the toy-laden trailer—and how their dynamic shifts on the road.
• Air travel mishaps and complaints: why do airlines show departure time vs. door closure time? Epic sprints across airports and getting an elusive Porsche ride across the tarmac.
• Ken: "You are with some of the most respected Delta members in the airport right now." (53:39)

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10. Vehicle Modifications and Truck Talk

[63:27–67:49]

• The new 950hp Raptor R is unveiled, blowing the guys’ minds with its straight-line performance and reliability.
• Evan: "It's truly the all around better, best truck." (65:04)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Ben, describing the Redneck crowd (05:03): "It seemed like more of a debauchery party."
• Ken on Mud Culture (13:28): "Another very redneck thing, just being, like, selfless."
• Dalton on Group Dynamics (44:20): "I just love when we get out of here, we just change...there’s always a new experience happening."
• CJ, reflecting on mud events (40:04): "Dude, how many mud events have you guys went to? ... Everything I’ve been to is a fraction of what we were at."
• Ben on the Prank (35:14): "I don’t remember any time I’ve been pranked that hard. Honestly. Have you? You pranked me very, very good, dude."
• Ken, about the Porsche airport ride (53:39): "Believe it or not, you are with some of the most respected Delta members in the airport right now."
• Evan on the Raptor R (65:04): “It's truly the all around better, best truck.”

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Water Cooler & Vending Machine Business Ideas: 00:26–03:54
• Rednecks With Paychecks Recap: 03:55–14:42
• The Generosity of Rednecks: 11:23–13:28
• Mudding Truck Highlights: 14:29–22:10
• 3-Wheeler “Theft” Mystery: 23:34–24:28
• Evan’s High-Flying Stunt/Fight Drama: 24:37–28:51
• Evan’s Fake Brawl Prank on CJ: 30:48–35:29
• Merch Table Destruction: 36:17–39:39
• Travel Mishaps & Airport Porsche Ride: 44:30–55:01
• Raptor Talk & Giveaway: 63:27–67:49

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Tone & Language

True to the CboysTV style: candid, rowdy, and fraternal, yet warm and laced with self-deprecation and genuine appreciation for the redneck community and each other.

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For Listeners:

• If you want an unfiltered take on redneck party culture, wild pranks, and the chaos of event life—plus a peek at some serious truck modifications—this episode delivers.
• Besides the comedy and storytelling, the episode highlights strong community bonds and the strange blend of debauchery, generosity, and innovation at “Rednecks with Paychecks.”
• Don’t forget: CboysTV is always up to something new—road trips, giveaways, and even discussions on possibly buying the local Dollar General.

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Subscribe for the next episode’s road trip updates and check out the Raptor R giveaway at cboystv.com.

Transcript

[CJ]

You should have just let me get knocked out. It would have been easier to take me home.

[Ben]

Being the stone cold sober the whole time, you really got to see a lot of naughty stuff.

[CJ]

When I lost my scrambler, someone just brought it back and left it where the rest of our stuff was. Yeah, that's how good these people are. My worst fear is being in a plane crash. But if you could crawl out of that upside down plane.

[Ken]

Ken, can you throw me the water bottle? That's the floor.

[Dalton]

How many water bottles you think we drink a day?

[Ken]

So many.

[CJ]

Less than we waste.

[Ken]

That's true, that's true.

[Evan]

But I just wish we would all get like water bottles. But I get the convenience.

[Ben]

What we need is some kind of water fountain type of thing.

[CJ]

Cuz the sink doesn't seem. Or not the sink fridge takes too long.

[Ken]

It's not clean.

[Ben]

Dude, we have rusty water. What we need is like an actual like I don't know what they're called. Yeah, either that, that. But then you're still going to be flying through them or just some kind of like system. It might cost a thousand bucks or maybe more. I don't know how much they cost, where it. It like filters the water, makes it clean and then you just.

[Dalton]

Reverse osmosis.

[Ben]

Yeah, that.

[Ken]

And we can put fruit punch in it.

[Dalton]

That'd be nice. Reverse osmosis. Fruit punch.

[Ben]

Maybe beer.

[Ken]

Yes, a water fountain, but with beer.

[Ben]

I mean I insane.

[Dalton]

You imagine just walking up to the wall and just.

[CJ]

It's almost like a keg.

[Rich]

There was some celebrity that's got. Yeah, fruit punch, water fountain.

[Ken]

Well that's originally from Mr.

[Evan]

Deeds.

[Ken]

Great movie.

[Dalton]

Oh really?

[Ken]

Yeah, great movie.

[Dalton]

Feel like an artist.

[Ken]

That's fruit punch.

[Dalton]

Yeah, I've been thinking about it. I used to do the water. We used to have the water jug, you know like that where they remember.

[Ben]

The water cooler at the very first.

[Dalton]

Shop that everybody would stand around but I was the one who had to go fill it, bro. We'd go through three of those jugs a week. And so like then you load them all up, you drive into Walmart and then you put them in two different carts because you can only fit like two in a cart. And then you push both your carts over to the water jug, stand there while they fill for a little bit. We'd have to have the Culligan man come and do that.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Unless we got just like a vending machine around here or something.

[Dalton]

It cut down our water consumption.

[Evan]

That's right.

[Rich]

We actually just got one in the merch Bay Merch Barn.

[Dalton]

Really?

[Rich]

I don't know who set it up.

[Dalton]

But your price gouging over there on.

[Ken]

Your workers pay for this money. Mike started the business. Money Mike's vending machines. That's actually a good business. You should get. You could get into Mike.

[Evan]

It would again, time would be an.

[Ken]

Issue, but money, no.

[Evan]

I love the idea of, like, curating the vending machine too. Like, he's like, what do you guys want in the vending machine in the merch Bay? Like, we can do White monsters. We could do Mountain Dew. Code red.

[Ken]

Oh, you set it up.

[Ben]

That's pretty sweet. That is cool.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's just fun that it's not like, yeah, here's. Here's the standard lineup in some freaking eggs, some Pepsi.

[Rich]

So this is Money Mike spending machine, then?

[Ken]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ben]

You bought it.

[Evan]

No, I wish. That'd be awesome. I should have.

[Ken]

Once I saw that you just set.

[Evan]

It up, my boy Dave was like, do you want a vending machine at the Merch Bay? And I was like, yeah, makes sense. He's like, no skin off your back.

[Ben]

I'm like, all right.

[Evan]

But then he's like, all right, I'll get one ordered. And I'm like, oh, damn, I should have just ordered one.

[Dalton]

Yeah, that was how it worked.

[Ben]

No kidding. So he's just get. You're like, you could have just done that, but then you'd have to stock it. Correct. And also, I'd imagine it's something like atmosphere. Maybe not. But, like, the ATM was a pain in the ass. And I still don't even know how to refill it. I don't know if it's set up right. I don't know if I'm supposed to be doing something. I don't even know where the key is.

[Ken]

Did you claim the ATM as income on your taxes, cj?

[Ben]

I haven't seen a dollar from it.

[Evan]

Well, neither. We're on the same boat then.

[CJ]

I saw a lot of fives falling out of there during those dice games, but. Yeah, nothing since.

[Evan]

That's right.

[Ben]

Well, that was back in my heyday. I was making a lot of money back then off you guys.

[Ken]

And then. And then as soon as CJ started losing to me and pool, he was like, o. I think. I think that thing's out of money.

[Ben]

It is.

[Ken]

I don't know where the key is.

[Ben]

I don't know where the key power.

[Ken]

Is out on it.

[Ben]

It's more of a decoration, guys. It's more of a decoration.

[Evan]

It is right above it, and it's been dripping shitty water onto it for, like, six months now.

[Ken]

Well, I'm happy to be back, boys.

[Ben]

Yeah, it feels nice being home.

[Ken]

Needless to say, we had a. A crazy weekend. I guess at this point, you would have seen it last video Rednecks with paychecks. We just got home from. It was a weekend bender, that's for sure. Some of us. Some of us bent it harder than others.

[Evan]

I don't need the biggest mudding event in the country, give or take.

[Dalton]

So I asked somebody about that.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

I go, what? Like, what is this compared to other ones you've been? And they go, oh, this one really ain't about the mud. More about the party. I was like, makes sense, because I saw literally not that many people drove through the mud hole. The big giant trucks never in the mud hole.

[Ken]

Yeah, I didn't see people that muddy. Like, we went to a mud event in North Dakota a couple years ago.

[CJ]

Vinnies.

[Ken]

Yeah, Vinnies. That's what it was. Vinny's mud bog.

[Dalton]

Everybody was swimming.

[Ken]

Everyone was muddy. Like, there was just, like, a line of people waiting to get access to the hose to, like, wash it off. Like, their legs or whatever after. Or their face even. They. The rest of their body was muddy. And then this weekend, Gavin was the only person I saw covered in mud head to toe.

[Ben]

It seemed like more of a debauchery party.

[Ken]

Yeah, I think people just. Just went. People that were a good time.

[Ben]

Yeah. The people that were there, I don't even know if they were into mudding.

[Ken]

They were just there being naughty.

[Ben]

They were just being naughty. They were just being naughty.

[Ken]

Just being naughty, dude.

[Ben]

And, yeah, being the stone cold sober the whole time, you really got to see a lot of naughty stuff and just be like, wow, this is, like, a little awkward to even be watching. I agree.

[CJ]

It was really nice being sober.

[Dalton]

Yeah. Even I think Gav, a resident redneck, was like, wow, this is redneck for me.

[Ben]

I don't even know if it was redneck. It was just debauchery.

[CJ]

Yeah, it was definitely redneck. It was redneck.

[Dalton]

Redneck debauchery.

[Ben]

Well, yeah, that'd be the way to put it.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Yeah. I was talking to Gavin about this. Like, man, I don't know any other group of people that have the culture, like, rednecks, like, real. Just the stuff that they were doing. And just, like, guys are, like. A lot of them are, like, cucky with their women.

[Ben]

Oh, yeah.

[Dalton]

Okay, we're diving in.

[Ken]

And, like, I don't know if there's really Any other, like, ethnic culture quite like the redneck culture. It's like these guys just loved.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Other guys seeing their girlfriends or wife's.

[Ben]

Tits and sometimes even more. And, like, it was.

[Ken]

It was like they got off on it.

[Ben]

Yeah. They're driving, and then it's like some dudes there, like, with some beads, like, throw it at the guy, like, slams on the brake so he doesn't, like.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So they don't miss his hits.

[Ken]

He'll even back up.

[Ben]

Yeah, he'll even back up if he has to. The. The one. The guys that I truly felt bad for, though, like, I don't know if these guys even wanted this. It was flat out degrading to those men where their girl is driving the four wheeler and they're on the back, but their girl's still flashing the tits. I'm like, all right, so what the are you even doing here, dude? What the are you even doing here? Talk about awkward. That is. You're just on the back, like, holding on, and then they're doing some like that.

[Dalton]

I gotta wonder, like, do you bring your girlfriend to a place like that?

[Evan]

Or are they.

[Dalton]

Or are they just. Or like, all those girls just, like, friends of the guys.

[Ben]

You know how awkward it'd be if we had our girlfriends there? They would be throwing beads at them left and right, and they wouldn't be like. They'd be like, I'm not. It'd be just like, this. A constant, like, oh, no, I'm not doing that.

[Ken]

It's hard to say. Ryan, your question of, like, are these women actually married or dating these guys that they're with?

[Dalton]

Some of them definitely were, because. Definitely.

[Ken]

Yeah, for sure. But, like, a majority of it. And it's just like, the video, obviously our YouTube video is like, a censored version of, like, how it actually was because, like, how it was at night. Can't go on the Internet.

[Dalton]

Like, I don't even know if I can talk on this podcast about some of the things that we saw. And that says a lot, because if you have listened to this, we have talked about damn near anything graphically.

[Ken]

Yeah, it's. It was pretty aggressive, honestly. And, like, all these women that are doing that aren't the women that you'd want to be seeing. Do it.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Putting it nicely. Right.

[Ben]

So it's like there was maybe like, four of them in the whole place. You just.

[Ken]

You just go home, like, at night, just, like, my eyes hurt from what I had to. I didn't even voluntarily see. But, like, when you're there, you just see it like you're not seeking it out. It's just part of the experience and the culture of it happening. It was insanely eye openening, but I definitely saw more than I feel comfortable, like, going to bed at night trying to never remember any of that ever again.

[Ben]

Yeah, I mean, some of these girls were really proud to, like, flash their tits, but there's like, no one even wanted to see them.

[Ken]

It was so bad.

[Ben]

I actually, I shouldn't say no one. That was mean. That was mean. There was guys throwing their beads, but I don't know, like, it was just a lot.

[Dalton]

Frequently I was with somebody who, like, did, and then I would kind of like look away because I knew what was coming. And then I would see him go, oh, I ain't even throwing my beads at that. And then keep looking. And that's how you knew.

[Ken]

Yeah. So I, I felt kind of rude doing that multiple times. Like, women would be like coming down and we're like standing there and they'd be like. And they'd like, be waiting. I have, I had one bead, I had one beater on my neck. I. I never threw it. Like, I just had it just to.

[Dalton]

Fit in the style.

[Ken]

They would, like, do it and then like, they'd stop moving. So they're like right in front of you. I'm like, I'm like looking the other way. I'm just waiting. But I still, like, out of like the corner of my eye, see that they're there. I'm like, God, this is awkward because you know that they're just like bead hunting. Like, they just see a guy with beads and they're like, I'm going to get those beads. Then you see a guy like Gavin who's got just like 45 around his neck. That guy was really tossing them, though.

[CJ]

But the variation in beads, like just the normal Mardi Gras beads, were worth like, pennies. And then there were like the fancy beads. They were balls or they were.

[Ken]

Or duckies like on, like there was like some different kind of like stuffed animals around people's necks.

[CJ]

Yeah. I think the hundred dollar beads were the ones that were, had like boobs built into the beads. Those were the most valuable commodity.

[Dalton]

And.

[Rich]

And they lit up too.

[CJ]

Oh, my God.

[Ken]

So, I mean, I don't want to like, disrespect the people that were there because, like, they were obviously just having a good time and we, we were just a part of the culture. I'm just trying to portray what it was like for the, the viewers at home that maybe saw the YouTube video, but they don't know, I guess, how.

[Ben]

Graphic it really one thing, everyone was having fun. So, like, that's what it was about. It was just like everyone threw all fox out the window and we're just like having the time of their life and like, super friendly. I mean, just the amount of money that was into some of these builds hundreds of thousands of dollars. And then like at night, you know, everyone's kind of cruising up and down the strip until basically it gets to a spot where it's fully jammed up and gridlocked. But, like, you're sitting there and everyone's got these crazy speakers subsystems on their, on their vehicles and people are hanging out on the back. Whatever it was. Basically it felt like you were at the sandbar and everyone was on like their own pontoon or boat and listening their own music. And then they were talking over here, talking over there, doing their thing, and people are drinking. And like, the only thing different was just all the titties. Like just the flashing of the titties.

[Rich]

Sometimes you got a jackpot and most of the time you had to look away.

[Ben]

Yeah, I mean, I don't want to make it like there was. There was some very nice women there.

[Ken]

I will say this. The amount of guys that were there that would have given you the shirt off their back.

[Dalton]

The nicest dude ever, dude.

[Ken]

The nicest people. And. And you know, we met a lot of them because of, you know, people that watch the videos or listen to the podcast and met like, so many fans and subscribers, which was great. But, like, when we had problems, it really showed like, the characters of. Or just like the morals of people that were there. Like, they dropped everything or they. They weren't going to go to, like, this event that they were going to just to help us.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And it happened a couple different times in a couple of different groups of people. But yeah, like one, one guy that fixed the limo truck, he fixed it at 4am yeah.

[Dalton]

Put a new alternate on Friday night.

[Ken]

Put a new alternator in it.

[Evan]

Well, the crazy thing is to like double shout out to them was because when they were working on the alternator, they were waiting for the alternator to get here. And I'm like, dude, you guys go have fun. We'll get this figured out. And then they did, and then they came back. They're like, no, we felt bad. And then they fixed it. And then when we needed help with our tires, they were fixing our stuff while we weren't even There, they're like, no, you guys got to go film your video. We'll fix it. And you come back.

[Ken]

Yeah, it was crazy. I think a lot of it, it.

[Ben]

Boiled down to, like, they are big supporters of the videos and they wanted us to make as good of a video about one of their favorite activities, hobbies. So, like, they didn't want us sitting there jammed up, missing out on stuff.

[Ken]

I don't know too. Like, guys like that, they're just good guys. They're just good guys. And it was really funny when it broke down, like, 17 different guys were like, I'm a diesel tech. I'm a Ford mechanic. Like, all these different, you know, kind of wrenches. And they were all. It was like a bidding war of, like, who got to fix it. Like, they were like, you know, I've been working on Fords. I replaced an alternator last week actually. We're like, all right, that looks pretty good. All right, what do you got?

[Ben]

We were definitely in good hands. There's no doubt about that.

[Ken]

Yeah, we were in great hands. So that was really cool to see.

[Evan]

And another very redneck thing, just being, like, selfless.

[Dalton]

Yeah, I was thinking that about the mud. Like, mudding is hard on, like, hard on shit. Like, everything breaks all the time, it seems. And then somebody gets stuck in the mud, and then somebody with a bigger truck than you drives in and helps you out, even though they probably helped a million people out. And then they get all dirty and you're all dirty. Like, it's a hard sport to like. Like, the people that it are doing it for the love of the game. Like Glamis. You can go out there in your expensive rig and, like, all you get is a little sandy. But you, like, walk back to your nice RV and get in there and just like, take a little rinse off because all you are is dusty. But dude, the mud is hard on everything. It goes everywhere. You have like this purpose built truck that doesn't even fit. You need like a wide load permit just to haul it anywhere.

[Ken]

Like, every part of it from getting there to being there to going home and then dealing with what broke while you were there is inconvenient. Yeah, like the whole.

[Dalton]

It's in the middle of nowhere.

[Ken]

None of it is easy. So the people that are doing it, like, clearly have a love for it.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Like, you got to go out of your way. You got to spend insane amount of money. And dude, the culture is just crazy. Like, there's nothing else like it.

[Dalton]

I know.

[Ken]

Maybe like extreme race car Guys that. It's like, everything's expensive.

[Ben]

I don't know if they're behaving like.

[Dalton]

That, but that's what I mean. That's different. Like, you kind of can show up in your hauler and you're, like, at a racetrack. So you're in a city. It's, like, clean. You know, you may get your hands dirty working on something, but like, that, even if you're the driver in the nicest truck, like, you're getting muddy and you're just getting in it.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

Honestly, when I was driving in the mud, I had a blast.

[Ken]

Oh, I had so much.

[Dalton]

Never wanted to stop, dude.

[Ken]

I had so much fun. I was driving, like, the absolute best beast, like, best vehicle there, too, dude.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

My truck, the limo truck didn't get. I didn't get stuck the whole weekend.

[Dalton]

I don't even understand that, dude.

[Ken]

It's actually insane.

[Ben]

I can tell you how. Well, the thing is so long that by the time the front end is out of the mud, the back end is just getting into the mud. So it always had, like, traction, Great traction. And it really was just a beast. Like, I mean, to a 6.7 powerstroke that's deleted and tuned. The thing weighs a ton. I truly think that the long wheelbase was the biggest helping factor, though, because let's say there's one really hard spot in the mud hole where it gets deep. Only one part of your vehicle is in that.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So you got in four. So it's spinning. It just pulls it out pretty much anywhere.

[Ken]

Dude. I think we might have unlocked something special.

[Dalton]

For real.

[Ben]

The people loved it too.

[Ken]

Dude.

[Evan]

Shout out to that drive shaft. Those four drive shafts that are turning, I think there.

[CJ]

There's six or seven more than it really is.

[Ken]

It's a miracle.

[Evan]

The wrong, but it blows my mind. I didn't even like talking about it, even though I couldn't stop talking about it because I was so impressed. I'm like, I'm gonna jinx it. But the drive shaft, like, you were.

[Ken]

Basically wooded to the floor the whole time. Yeah, the whole time.

[Evan]

And the thing is just working. Yeah, it was cool.

[Ben]

It's a tough ass.

[Evan]

Loved it. People love, dude.

[Ken]

It just kept eating. I felt. Dude, I legit felt like royalty driving around. And I know a couple of you guys like Ryan and Ken rode with me in it.

[Dalton]

It was awesome, dude.

[Ken]

Every single person that you drove past had their phone out and was, like, giving you thumbs up. Loving it.

[Ben]

The limo was more popular than chauffins.

[Dalton]

Yes.

[Ben]

Lamborghini Urus. So our buddy, he's from Austria, he has all these crazy videos online of him like drifting his GTR through like snow, like hilly mountains passes and like really, really good driver. Anyways, they were here from Austria and they're like, we gotta check this out. So he like rented a Lamborghini Urus and a mud truck, backed into the side of the door and we were.

[CJ]

Getting grief for beating up a few mopeds.

[Ben]

I know, I know.

[Evan]

Actually like, can you imagine?

[Ken]

Imagine being that mud truck owner. Like, hey, you just backed into a vehicle. Every single vehicle there is either a massive mud truck so you could back into it and you're not gonna do anything side by side, or it's just like an old beat up Jeep that people are like, I'm gonna bring the old beater and mud it this weekend. Couldn't find out that you backed into the most expensive vehicle there.

[Dalton]

You're up in that mother trucker, dude. You're 15ft in the air and you feel a little bump. Someone goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just hit something. He goes, oh, what a little Jeep. He looks back as a lime green Lamborghini.

[Ken]

Be like, oh, the hell is this guy even doing here?

[Evan]

Yeah, that's what I would have said.

[Ben]

But like driving that, he's driving that thing right through the, the pits or whatever and I'm behind it. Not that many people were really looking about, like they didn't really care about a Lamborghini over there. But our fake Lamborghini was getting a lot of looks. And then also Russian limo, Russian four wheel, Russia, everyone.

[Rich]

When I was driving that, everyone was asking me, what is that thing? How did you get it?

[Ben]

There's no doubt we definitely didn't have like the best performing vehicles. Maybe the limo might have been debatably one of the better ones though. But we had the most entertaining vehicles there for sure. I think.

[Dalton]

Yeah, that wasn't purpose built.

[Ben]

You aren't going to see anything like them.

[Ken]

And I was actually really proud of that. Like a lot of times when we're rolling around, it's in something ridiculous. So we got that going for us most of the time. But then it sucks it doesn't work and we have to limp it along and just like do what we can because it's just a turd and it's not meant for whatever we're doing. But this time I was like, I felt like we were kind of like doing awesome. Like, like it was working. The vehicle was kind of just eating everything and then people were surrounding the mud pits, they were all cheering it on, and it just kept chugging along like. That was, like, such an insane rare occasion for us where, like, it looks ridiculous, but then it also performs awesome. And I was. I was very proud of that.

[Dalton]

It's nice to have something work.

[Ken]

Actually felt weird, like, when we were loading it up. Granted, we did break three different things, and because of the people there, we were able to keep it going. But it is insane that it. It lasted the weekend.

[CJ]

I think I almost liked all the homies that were more or less ripping dailies. Like, I thoroughly.

[Ken]

There was a lot of that part.

[CJ]

It's either. Yeah, you got your couple hundred thousand dollars mud trucks and straight up 750 jimmies.

[Dalton]

How about that? Can we pull up the guy.

[Ken]

The guy in the jimmy?

[Ben]

I got a good video.

[Dalton]

Yeah, someone get the video him.

[Ken]

It's got the dart hanging.

[Dalton]

Cigarette never left his mic does.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

The whole time he was, like, hollering at his buddy or whatever to pull him out, and his. The cigarette was, like, sticking to his top lip. It literally defied.

[Ben]

He had that thing glued to his lip.

[CJ]

Dude, it had to be fake.

[Ben]

His wife got so mad at him after and caused, like, a big scene.

[Dalton]

Really?

[Ben]

Yeah. She got out of the jimmy and was, like, stomping away screaming at him, and he was like, cigarette still hanging out his mouth. Look at Gavin, dude.

[Ken]

He was loving it.

[Ben]

Look, you can see she's already kind of over it. But he hit the mud hole again after this.

[CJ]

I had to get in there and help. I couldn't see.

[Ben]

It's crazy. Once you pushed a little Evan, it actually worked.

[Dalton]

Oh, he did lose the cigarette at this point.

[Ben]

Should have ripped his wig.

[CJ]

Took me for a little extra ride.

[Ben]

That was fun. Honestly, looking back on it, that was really good.

[Ken]

It was undoubtedly a great time.

[Dalton]

It really was fun. I don't know if I ever need to go back to a mud event, but it was so much freaking fun, dude. Yeah, it really was.

[Ken]

It's tough to say because, like, it did go really well. Yeah. Next time that we go, we're gonna have to one up it. I don't even know. Like, people are like, dude, you should turn that limo truck into a real mud truck. Like a monster.

[Ben]

It's already hard enough to transport.

[Evan]

We talked to one limo mud truck expert there when we were having those crawfish.

[CJ]

We said, you run into everybody there?

[Evan]

Yeah, literally.

[Ben]

And he.

[Ken]

Yeah, he's like, yep, I do limo mud stuff.

[Evan]

And he's like, I would recommend making it bigger but still street legal. He's like, you're gonna have more fun with it. He's like, pain in the ass. To transport.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Rich]

Like, we sent that down on a car hauler and that thing took up.

[Dalton]

The whole car hauler.

[Ken]

It also cost us ten grand.

[CJ]

I think as much as we'd want to do is like a small set of tractor tires. Not a heck of a lot bigger than what we have, but with some real tread where you just swap them on when we're there.

[Dalton]

But why she never even got stuck.

[Ben]

Yeah. Why would we mess with perfection?

[Ken]

Also couldn't turn to begin with, but.

[Ben]

He'S never been able to turn. It's a limo.

[CJ]

It is scary how little you can see out of those big trucks, dude.

[Ken]

That's what I was wondering is like, how the heck did nobody get run over?

[CJ]

I don't know, actually, I. The most stressful part of my weekend was just like, all right, just go down the road 100 yards, turn into the mud pit. Well, that's like a four point turn. Come over the hill and.

[Ken]

And in what.

[CJ]

In a monster truck.

[Ken]

In the one that we were on the. When we were on, like, that night.

[CJ]

Is there a name for that?

[Ben]

That huge mass.

[Ken]

Big Drew, I think big blue, that.

[Evan]

It was ironic that there was a huge group from Minnesota there. And then one of the biggest, most.

[Ken]

Badass with the best stereo system, insane.

[Evan]

Truck was from Minnesota.

[CJ]

Shout out, Jason, for letting me drive it.

[Evan]

Cj. It really is to your point how you said it was like sandbar. It was like being on the coolest boat. It was like being on the Pavati with the best sound system. Like, that's how it felt.

[Ben]

I don't know how no one got ran over, though. They're like navigating these massive freaking things. It could easily squash somebody. And there's all these drunk people just like wandering around. Oh, it's amazing how no one got stumbling around.

[Ken]

Like, the fact that nobody stumbled out in front of one of these things and like, you can't really see.

[Dalton]

Yeah. You had to be in a. I.

[Ben]

Would be flipping out having to drive that shit.

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah. No, it wouldn't be fun, be stressful situation. But they were loving it. Everyone was loving it. And, like, everyone was also, like, super respectful towards each other. It's like usually.

[Evan]

Usually wherever no one steals it.

[Ken]

Well, you don't know that, Mike. I did you a favor.

[Evan]

No, you stole it. No, you were the guy.

[Ken]

You left it and I. I left it. I stole it so nobody else would. Mike.

[Rich]

Ben parked it in a safe spot for you. He didn't want that thing getting stolen overnight.

[Ben]

Mike, you weren't.

[Ken]

To be fair, I thought that you had left for the night, cuz I hadn't seen you for a while. And so I saw your Wheeler sitting in. I saw your Wheeler sitting in like the busiest spot.

[Evan]

Came up to you and said, did you?

[Ken]

No, this is after. This is after I'd committed to it. This is after I committed to it, though. Oh, great.

[Dalton]

The comments are going to go crazy. Micah's three wheeler, what a dick. Kept it safe from getting stolen by someone else.

[CJ]

Apparently when I lost my scrambler, someone just brought it back and left it where the rest of our stuff was. Yeah, that's how good these people are.

[Dalton]

I think we had. I think that Minnesota crew honestly helped us out a lot. So good on them.

[Evan]

I'd say the only non respectful person here was Evan. He was watching too much WWE before, bro.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Puppies and coffee.

[Evan]

Well, basically hold up on Evan. He's up on Rich's truck. Rich has his badass military truck. And we're like, evan, time to go. Get down. You're like, I'm not getting down. And we're like, come on.

[Ken]

I'm talking the top of this military truck is like 25. 25ft tall?

[Dalton]

Yeah, 20.

[Evan]

20.

[CJ]

I think that's got to be. It's got to be like 50. Drives it down the road.

[Rich]

Solid. 15.

[Ken]

15. All right. I don't know. Mike said 25 felt right. I just went with felt right.

[Evan]

Like you.

[Ken]

It felt right.

[Dalton]

Yeah, it's like a three story building at least.

[Ken]

Yeah, 25ft.

[Rich]

Really?

[Ben]

Yeah, it was a semi chair tall.

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah, 25ft.

[Dalton]

And you actually measured out like the shop in here is 12.

[Ken]

Anyway, so this military is very tall and Evan was up on the roof. So I go up there to get him down. Yo, we gotta go, bro. Ah, what do you mean we're going?

[CJ]

Yeah, it doesn't even sound like me.

[Ken]

We gotta get down and leave.

[Evan]

He's like, I ain't leaving.

[Ken]

He's like, I ain't leaving, but I'll get down. I'm like looking around.

[Ben]

Don't.

[Ken]

What's he thinking right now?

[Evan]

Jump.

[Ken]

And he goes, is that our razor? I go, no, we didn't even bring a razor. Next thing I know, he's jumping off the roof of this military truck, flying through the air and he lands on the razor. And the dude legit looked like Tom Cruise like doing a crazy stunt where he lands and then he like front Flips and he rolls out of it. They're about built the same too. So he lands on the roof of this thing and then proceeds to roll off to break his fall. It was actually incredible that you did it and then you rolled off the back of it. And then the owner of the razor proceeds to hop out.

[Ben]

Imagine how scary that must have been for me sitting there.

[Evan]

His life was in the passenger seat.

[Ken]

Yeah. So the owner of the razor hops out and was like, what the fuck was that? And then Evan, who just jumped on this dude's razor, and probably like, I don't think he caused any damage, but like, he didn't know that, you know? So then Evan gets up in this guy's face.

[Dalton]

Oh, my God.

[Ken]

Like, what are you gonna do about it? Then I'm like, I'm watching this from up top, and I'm like, oh, my God, here we go. So I crawl down, and by the time I get down, Gavin is like holding Evan back from this guy who Evan just jumped on this guy's razor. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? And then this guy's buddy hops in and he, like, takes off his flannel and he's like, jacked. And he's like, you want to fight?

[Ben]

Let's fight.

[Ken]

I'm like, oh, here we go. And Evan's trying to now fight this guy.

[CJ]

You should have just let me get knocked out. It would have been easier to take me home.

[Evan]

It would have been so much.

[Ken]

It would have been. But I couldn't let that happen. And Gav couldn't let that happen. And so Gav at this point has Evan in a full on, like, choke hold on the ground. But Evan's, as I've said many times, a scrappy little bastard. And so, like, fighting back. Dude, Gav is such a beast. And he could barely hold Evan back. Like, he was so fired up. And meanwhile, I'm trying to keep them separated. I'm getting shoved and pushed by this. This guy that wants it at Evan. And he was pissed at me because I wasn't letting him out.

[Dalton]

Evan, were you telling that guy that you work out?

[Ken]

Yeah, I mean, I was, yeah.

[Ben]

So you were holding. You were holding the other guy back?

[Ken]

Yeah, no, I was just. I was getting in between them. I was getting in between them, like, trying to, like, hold them, hold them.

[Evan]

He was pretty respectful because at one point, Gavin had you kind of held. And, you know, some guys might just sucker punch, but since Gavin had, I guess, let's just say control of you at the very moment he wasn't going to punch until it was just one on one.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Which is.

[Ben]

You do got to be careful about that. Like, if you're holding your. You're holding your buddy back and then he gets knocked out.

[Evan]

Exactly.

[Ben]

Cuz he couldn't defend himself because you were basically.

[Ken]

Yeah. And he was. He was kind of just waiting. He was just like. He was just like staying there, just like bouncing, just waiting.

[Ben]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Ken]

Ev would have gotten loose from Gavin. He was so scrappy and just trying to, like, get loose. And Gav, like, wasn't letting it happen. Ev was so drunk, though. He would have walked up and this guy would have just one punch knocked him out.

[CJ]

I don't deny that.

[Ken]

And like, I could see that coming. And so I wasn't about to let that happen. Neither was Gavin. Thankfully, it didn't happen. And we got you out of there and didn't have to.

[Evan]

Obviously it was like, deal with the.

[Ken]

With the issues of it.

[Evan]

But even like a couple of slices of pizza on the table and like, you already yelled at your dog three times. You're like, all right, I think he's good. You go to the other room. Because we even drove, like, we drove like 10 minutes away to the parking lot, you know, and plans to go home. And Evan scheming with Rich to drive him back to the campground so he.

[Dalton]

Could fight the guy.

[Evan]

And I'm like, this is not real. You can't still want it. Like, he is one track mind. Like, we got to go fight that.

[Ken]

It was pretty nice, though. Like, Rich. Rich was also trying to talk the buddy down. Was like, yo, like, I'm sorry about him. Like, I'll pay for whatever he broke.

[Ben]

As a nicer Rich. Yeah. To offer to pay for it.

[Ken]

Yeah. So Rich bottom, like a new razor roof and everything.

[CJ]

No, no, no.

[Evan]

That's the good news. Like, the roof was fine.

[Ken]

We actually got out of there. Ev calmed down and everyone was just like, well, I'm glad nothing worse happened there.

[Dalton]

The worst thing of the whole trip was the food, though. God bless the people in Texas. Sweet, sweet souls. But like, the fine dining in that restaurant is a Dairy Queen that hasn't been updated in 45 years.

[Ken]

Yeah, it was terrible food.

[Dalton]

Terrible.

[Ben]

I thought the Dairy Queen was the best. The Dairy Queen was the best food we had.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Whataburger was terrible.

[Dalton]

I know. So many people are fired up.

[Ben]

None of us could finish it.

[Dalton]

So many people are fired up about that. Apparently Whataburger is good, but it Was not.

[Evan]

Gosh, it's not like. It's not, like, inedible by any means, but it's like, it was bad place you go, and then you decide you're not going to go.

[Ben]

You'd be better off not eating.

[Evan]

I mean, I kind of sound like a phone addict when I say this, but, like, the service was pretty rough, as in, like, there wasn't any. That's what made it so chaotic, too. We couldn't get a hold of each other.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Like, anytime someone disappeared, it's like, dang, hope we run into so and so.

[Dalton]

We see them the rest of the night.

[CJ]

Can we talk about the prank?

[Ben]

Yeah. So we're at the Barbie downhill jam, we'll call it, where you ride the Jeep down and basically wad up, which.

[Ken]

Is the most nervous I've ever been.

[Ben]

Dude.

[Ken]

I didn't to watch Gavin.

[Ben]

I'm so glad that. So basically, Evan had challenged Gavin to. And whoever made it the furthest down was the bigger redneck. And Evan was having a really good time. He was having a lot of fun. And we show up to the Barbie downhill Jeep jam, and Evan's not there. We're like, where the is this guy? He's supposed to be here.

[CJ]

Well, let me just show what I. What I did was I went to. They had, like. I would call them nitro trucks. I don't know if that's the right word, but, like, I'm an event.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Multiple thousands of horsepower.

[Dalton]

Literally.

[CJ]

Like, water skipping, jumping, doing wheelies. The craziest thing ever. So I'm there with a good group of people, and then buddy's wheeler breaks down, and it was a Honda, which was crazy. So I offered to tow him back to camp.

[Ken]

Yep.

[Evan]

Yep.

[Ben]

So we're sitting there. Where the fricks. Evan. Ken gets a call. I ran before the scrambler into the.

[CJ]

Oh, no. It wasn't for me. I never called. It was.

[Ben]

You were on the phone. I think I called.

[Rich]

I called Evan, and I was like, evan, where are you? The Barbie downhill Jeep race is starting in, like, 15 minutes. You got to get here.

[Ben]

And he was like, crash the.

[Ken]

For maybe. Maybe five to $10,000. All this.

[Ben]

So we're like, well, this thing's just about to start, and Gavin's at, like, the top of the hill. We're not going to leave and miss him going down the hill. So we stayed to the plan.

[Evan]

We.

[Ben]

We went down, and then as soon as it was done, we're like, all right, let's go get Evan. So me, Dalton, and Ken Hop on the mega quad, and we're going to go look and hopefully find him. And keep in mind, this kid that Evan had ran into the side of his vehicle is. Is calling, texting Ken nonstop. Like, you got to get your buddy out of here. Like, you got to get over here. I want my money. All this and that. Like, you got to pay for this. We're like, oh, my gosh. Like, what, are we walking in texting Ken?

[Ken]

I think that that's just blowing him up and got roped in.

[Rich]

I got calls from, like, three different people. Like, hey, you got to get your buddy out of here. I need. I need, like, I need to be compensated for this. So much damage.

[Ben]

So we roll up. We roll up. We're like, oh, my gosh, there he is. I see the wheeler, like, piled in the side. And then I look, and Evan and this guy are. Are pushing and shoving and, like, scrapping. There's all these people standing around, phones out, like, filming them. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. And. And you know. Evan. How do I say? So Evan was just, like, in. He was, like, fully, like, revved up. Like.

[Ken]

Well, you'd heard about the story the night before.

[Ben]

You know, he was drinking. You know, the fact that I roll up, and he ran into this guy's car, and now he. Him and. And that guy are. Are scrapping.

[CJ]

There's probably, what, 15 other people there.

[Ben]

Yeah, me.

[CJ]

Like, then. Now it's just two against 15.

[Ben]

Yeah. So then I. I, like, run up because the guy at that point had Evan down in a chokehold. I'm like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Break it up. Break it up. Like, we'll pay for whatever the damage is. Like, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good. The guy lets go. He looks at me. He's like, you better in my face. I'm like, holy, this guy's mad. I'm like, yeah, yeah, we're going to do. And Evan hops up. I'm like, ev, go over there. Go over there. Evan starts trying to go back towards the guy. I'm like, ev, stop. And so now I'm pushing Ev. Like, he's trying to get past me. And then, like, they get going at it again, and Evan goes, it's not even a Chevy.

[Ken]

It wasn't even a Chevy.

[Ben]

And he's pushing.

[CJ]

That was going to blow. I thought you were going to. With a joke at that.

[Ben]

Well, it turns out this was all an elaborate setup.

[CJ]

Keep in mind, there's some extent I Actually did crash into a park.

[Ben]

Yeah, you did. You did hit his car, but it was a subscriber. They made a plan to prank us, and Evan pranked the shit out of me. I was more so trying to not let you guys get in a fight. I'm like, you can't run into his vehicle and then get into a fight with him. And, like, it was tough because it.

[Ken]

Was actually what we were trying to tell him the night before.

[Ben]

It was a situation of almost like, I felt like it.

[Evan]

It.

[Ben]

It was at one point, like, those two are trying to fight, but now I'm in between. So now they're almost mad at me, and I'm like, what the. So I'm, like, playing that line. But, yeah, they got me so good, apparently. I mean, he filmed it. He held it low. I don't know where Ken was at.

[Dalton]

Wait.

[Rich]

So I don't know why they told me, but immediately as I'm hopping off the four wheeler, somebody tells me, oh, it's a setup. It's all a joke. Why'd you ruin it, then?

[Ken]

But otherwise, Ken would have totally got in there.

[Ben]

I was full.

[Ken]

No, Ken would have totally got it.

[Ben]

I don't remember any time I've been pranked that hard. Honestly. Honestly. Have you? You pranked me very, very good, dude.

[Ken]

Cj, you actually were very.

[Ben]

I was revved up.

[CJ]

Like, dude, I never get pranked.

[Ben]

Yeah, I was super happy to get.

[Ken]

Pretty, to get pranked, because it felt good.

[Ben]

But then also, I was just happy that it wasn't a legit situation because there was, like, all these people with their phones out. I'm, like, in the middle of, like, yelling back and forth, like, stop it. I've stopped it. I look out and, like, just a bunch. I'm like, this shit's going viral.

[Ken]

How is that not on TikTok?

[Dalton]

That's why I tried to find it. I can't.

[Ben]

They could literally trim that shit, put on TikTok, and people will think it's real. So then, you know, I'm like, ev, get on the back of the Mega quad. Ken and Dalton are going to take care of this kid and his Wheeler, get him back to his camp. We'll go over and hang at Rich's truck, you know, because, like, I just want to kind of corral ev and, like, get more, you know, just kind of settle down here. We're chilling at Rich's truck, and Rich is like, I'm going to set up my table and, like, start selling some shirts, because that's, like, part of his truck is that he sells these shirts at events.

[Ken]

Great. Yeah, do that, Rich.

[Ben]

You know, like, make some money. So we're all kind of chilling there and like, subs are coming up. Talking all this, and Rich is in the middle of setting up his thing. So he's got this table there. Evan sees a four wheeler drive by, and we're on the top of the. The truck. Evan wanted to get down because he was hollering at the guy like, do wheelie. Do a wheelie. The guy didn't do a wheelie. So EVs. I'm gonna show him. So he goes to like, go show him. But he wanted to get down quick. So he jumps off the top onto the table. Like college parties. The table basically gets up. It was so quick and like, it was as if he jumped onto like into a foam pit. He landed so graceful. And then he was out of there. Rich is in the back, like, setting up his shirt. He doesn't even know his table's broken. I filmed it. I filmed it. You guys gotta see this. No, I'm just body slammed your table. He went through it. No, he didn't.

[Evan]

He didn't put. Leave it.

[Ben]

He did. Yeah, he broke it.

[CJ]

So it's still daylight when this happened.

[Ken]

He did, I swear.

[Ben]

And then he ran off. Oh, he's over there talking to the Wheeler. He's like, no, you're not doing a wheelie on my Wheeler. Doing. He's trying to get this kid's four wheeler. Look at it. She broke it.

[Dalton]

I don't.

[Ben]

I didn't tell him, dude. He just did it.

[Ken]

He just jumped off. He's so mad.

[Ben]

Take it up with him.

[Ken]

Just wait.

[Ben]

Just wait. The next shot's funny. Guess he's putting the T shirts back. He just packs up. I was filming and laughing because it was funny. Then at that point, I realized Rich was really mad. So I put the phone down and he was like, really ticked. He was packing up shop. And I'm like, well, let's. We can still make this work. So I get this little three wheeler and I put it under the table and we start setting back up. And now I'm helping him. We get all the shirts out. Well, Evan comes rolling back. He gets back up. And then right as he gets up, he remembers he body slam the table. He starts laughing all this. He's like, get your phone out. Get your phone out. Film this. I'm gonna. I'm gonna body slam it again. And he had all his shirts. I'm like, no, no, do not do that he's gonna be very mad. Like, he's already very, very mad. I'm gonna do it anyway, so get your phone. I'm like, I'm not being a part of this, so I'm not doing it. And then you climb up. You're about ready to do it. Gav's holding on to you. I don't know why Gavin let go. But then, you know, you're just sitting there. Finally, Gavin's got distracted. Let's go. You body slam the table with all his shirts on.

[Dalton]

Oh, my God.

[Ben]

Beer all over the shirts. The shirts fly onto the dirt. Rich, at that point, was about ready to strangle you. And then. I mean, that was it. Then we just separated, for the record. But you were trying to be funny.

[CJ]

I paid for the table and the wrapped merch.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, like, it was funny, but it just wasn't funny for Rich. And that's where it became not funny, I guess, because I could tell he was really mad. Like, I initially thought it was funny too. You know, all of us were laughing, but once I realized he was mad, then I was like, oh. So then you came back a third time after that, and we're, like, holding you back. You wanted to go off the top top onto the table, and I'm like, bro, there's a three wheel under there. All this. So, like, I ended up just taking the whole thing down because I was worried you were going to jump off the top and hurt yourself. But, yeah, it was pretty. It was pretty funny.

[Evan]

It was helpful that you wore overalls that day so we could corral you.

[Ben]

Yeah, you just grab you like a little toddler. You just hold you by the back and you just.

[CJ]

If only I was as smart as a toddler.

[Ken]

It is bizarre that we were on our way to the mud event, and I go, ev, what do you think of mud events? So Cheeto, you did say. And Evan had more. He had more fun. He had more fun. We weren't filming it or anything. I just asked you.

[CJ]

No, that's true. But then as soon as I said, it's Cheeto, and then you're like, well, I'm like, well, dude, how many mud events have any. You guys have went to Vinnies before? See, I've been. Dude, but, like, I've been to mud Nats. Everything I've been to is a fraction of what we were at. And everybody knows a plastic table at one of these events is gonna get.

[Ben]

Yeah, I don't think that you did anything bad, Ev.

[CJ]

I think that you like, to say.

[Ben]

It wasn't the fact that you pay. Yeah, it wasn't. You were just being fun and funny and, like, I think that the line gets blurred because, like, the way that we typically navigate life. And then Rich comes in. He wasn't quite used to, like, his getting up, but to be fair, Rich revved my GTR and. And kind of it up.

[CJ]

So I think that's the only reason.

[Ben]

You know, I. I did kind of.

[CJ]

Like, one kind of on my side, I think.

[Ben]

I mean, Rich.

[CJ]

I mean, you all took care of me.

[Ben]

You were drunk, and you revved my gtr, and I had problems after that.

[Ken]

Rich was so fired up, though. The next morning, I call Rich, and I was like, yo, Gav forgot his backpack in your truck, so I got to meet you. And he was like, oh, that's all good, man. Yeah, I'll meet you in town. And I'm like, yeah, also, Ev forgot his backpack in your truck. Like, the merch truck. Can you go and get that for him and then meet me in town? No, I ain't helping that little weasel piece of like. And then Ev didn't remember any of this, right? And Rich is on speaker when he says, so what I do. So we're in my bedroom, and I'm talking to Rich, like, all right, well, yeah, I'll come and meet it. And he's like, dude, Evan, that guy. And I was like, what I do? What I do? What I do, dude, I didn't. What do you mean? I. Rich, over. What do you mean, what I do? And then he does this. And then he does this. I will never forget this. What do you mean? On his forearms and knees, on my bedroom floor, being like, what happened?

[Ben]

The thing is, though, is you were just having fun, Evan. And I agree, it wasn't malicious. You were simply just having fun.

[CJ]

Safe to say I got a little carried away.

[Ben]

Yeah, you got a little carried away. But who doesn't when you're. When you're, like, having a blast and, you know, you have a couple too many beers.

[CJ]

So the problem is with meeting all these good people is not everyone wants to give. You didn't want to rip a shotgun. Not a single person didn't have a new blend of moonshine I had never even heard. Yeah, I must add 37 different flavors, bro.

[Ken]

The Pickle Moon.

[Ben]

I'm not saying. I'm not saying it's not your responsibility, but everyone was coming up, trying to give you twisted tea a moonshine, and you'd just say yes, because you're just like, you know, being nice or whatever. And that's how you got to that point. It's not like you were just like, I'm gonna get out of hand. It just kind of happened. And, like, there's a lot of people there that knew who we were and watched the vids, so they wanted to. They wanted to have a beer or a tea with Evan. And I don't drink. Mike doesn't drink. You know, so, like, they'd offer, but I was like, ah, sorry, I'm not drinking.

[Dalton]

You know, I agree. It's put. You were definitely put in a tough spot. And honestly, like, Rich will get over it, because I had this buddy once that used to get really excited and have a lot of fun, and then he smashed all the chairs that I had. And so, yeah, like, eventually, you'd learn to forgive him.

[Ben]

Did you ever pay him back?

[Dalton]

No, he just went and got me some really shitty.

[Ben]

That's right.

[Dalton]

That the music festival threw away because they were so bad.

[Ken]

Not sure if I know who you're talking about.

[Dalton]

Yeah, he likes. He was riding three wheelers. He had a mullet at the time.

[Ben]

Time.

[Ken]

Interesting.

[CJ]

Yeah, Rich actually sent me a pretty gnarly text message on Sunday, then iced me for a day or two. And then finally, when I called him, he was just kind of like, he.

[Ken]

Finally teach me lesson.

[CJ]

Like, yeah, teach me a lesson. Yeah, that's a good way to say he's trying to, like, teach me a lesson. Like, he obviously was actually mad, but then I think he also realized it was fine, but he, like, let it fester food for a few days. And I actually am very thankful for Richie. Helps us out with. With the track, all that stuff. So then when I talk to him, finally, I'm like, all right, what do I owe you? Okay, let's square this up. Blah, blah, blah. And then I'm like, well, all that merch I'm paying for. Can you at least ship it to me?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

So he's gonna send me all the good stained mud merch.

[Ben]

Good. Yeah. That's the thing is, like, realistically wasn't that big of a deal. It just. He was mad in the moment, but now when we look back on it, it's just a funny story.

[Dalton]

I just love when we get out of here, we just change. It's just so. It's so fun. It's difficult being on the road, but it's so fun. Like, there's always a new experience happening.

[Ken]

Which is what I like. We're about to have a crazy road trip when you guys are listening to this, we're actually in the middle of it.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ken]

But we're going on like a 10 day road trip. We're starting in Vegas and then we're working back home from Vegas, but we have a bunch of stuff planned, bunch of stops. Next couple videos after. Not this week's, but the following, like four weeks will be showing what we're about to get into. And it's gonna be awesome.

[Evan]

A couple guest appearances, the whole crew. Spani. It's gonna be probably our most entertaining. I don't want. It's hard to say, like, it's probably gonna be our most entertaining road trip yet. Obviously we aim to top the years before, but like I said it before, but it just reminds me of like going on like skate tours. Like we. When we get in a group and we get like our, you know, all in a van or an RV or whatever. Magic. This magic.

[CJ]

Dude, Gavin's pulling. What, what is it? A 48 foot trailer.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Filled to the gills with toys.

[Ken]

Yeah. Literally.

[Dalton]

And me, I had two days home and then now leave again.

[Evan]

Yeah, you're kind of a G for that. Ryan. Joining Gavin on the long track.

[Dalton]

I was looking. The next weekend that I'm gonna be home is April 19th. It's currently March 18th.

[Evan]

What do you. You're thinking Cletus race and then Cletus.

[Dalton]

Race and then I'm going to Florida for to see my dad and then possibly the weekend after that. It looks like we have something on the. On the board too. It's like, holy shit, dude. I'm excited though.

[Ken]

I'm excited too. Yeah.

[Dalton]

And honestly, with the last time when we were coming home, of course, there's always something with traveling in the planes and I want someone who knows more than me to answer a question. And it's why the fuck do they tell us when a plane departs, not when the door closes? Why is the departure time even on the board? It doesn't matter to me.

[Ben]

Especially when you wait 50 minutes sitting.

[Dalton]

On the fucking tarmac anyway. It doesn't. It doesn't matter. So, like, why not have when the doors close? That's what should be on the app.

[CJ]

They make you do math. They tell you boarding time and then they'll put the little thing. Plane. What? Yeah, some about 15 minutes.

[Rich]

Boarding ends 15 minutes before departure.

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dalton]

I don't give a fuck when the plane departs. I care when the door closes that I can't get on the plane anymore.

[Rich]

I mean, technically that's when it should Be because when they close the door, that's when they say like, oh, you gotta turn off your phone and do all the hoopla.

[Dalton]

But I don't know, it just seems to me that there should be a better system. After running 3/4 of a mile, sprinting 3/4 of a mile through the airport, once I got about half a mile in and started having a heart attack, I went, there's gotta be a better system for this. Like, I don't even know if the door is gonna be open when I get there.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

It was so brutal. We landed and we had eight minutes to get across the entire Minneapolis airport, which, if you ever been there, it's a huge airport. And we had eight minutes to get from one side to the other to catch our flight. And it was like the last flight of the night. If we didn't make it, we were driving four hours home. And so we sprinted. Our sprint is like a seven minute mile. And it was, it was all of a mile faster. Probably running faster. Yeah, you're right. It was like six and a half minutes. That feel good, right?

[Dalton]

There we go.

[Ken]

It was enough that Ryan and I made it there first. And we were so insanely out of breath. I coughed for the next 36 hours.

[Dalton]

I'm still coughing. Yeah, it's awful.

[Ken]

Like, I'm glad after you get done working your lungs that hard. And then it was just like the combination of like a dust storm all weekend. So you got dust in your lungs and then you just ran from like a mile. Being cold and like eating like shit all weekend. And then you're so cooked. And like I sat on the plane for the next hour flight and just like coughed nonstop.

[Dalton]

Okay, I'm glad you did that too, because I'm surprised they didn't turn the plane around because I was coughing so hard.

[Ken]

It is brutal.

[CJ]

All you guys have been in the gym, having trainers, being healthy, not vaping, doing all the things right. I've been doing it all wrong. And we were all in the same.

[Ken]

I can't imagine how you felt, dude, it was bad.

[CJ]

But at the same time, the way you and Ryan were coughing was worse than me, I believe.

[Evan]

Yeah, he's almost deceased.

[CJ]

But you guys, I didn't run.

[Rich]

I. I ran down the F gates and then I turned dialed her back to a brisk walk.

[Evan]

He ran pretty much.

[Ben]

There's enough running. I'll just catch the next flight.

[Evan]

Yeah, we stayed behind 10 and we might have walked, you know, 10 or 20ft.

[Dalton]

Well, that was the thing is really only one person, Ben Kept going. I went, well, one person needs to get there, and we're good. What pissed me off as we get there, and they go, oh, we're waiting on somebody else from the other gate over there. We sat there for 15 minutes waiting.

[CJ]

For those people, and then we're sitting there and they're like. And we're just gonna wait for the bags to come over.

[Dalton]

Yeah, all that. I was like, God damn.

[CJ]

Which I'm thankful for. Our bags made it 100%. Which is almost more remarkable than us making it.

[Ken]

Probably just because it was the last flight of the night, though, right?

[Dalton]

Yeah, I think.

[Ken]

And like, a bunch of people.

[Rich]

I think it's because there was like, there were so many people on that plane that had delayed flights coming in, so they'll just hold it. Then they don't have to deal with rebooking them. Get him a hotel.

[CJ]

It makes sense. They don't want to tell us that first, though. Like, yeah, get there. They want us to get there as.

[Dalton]

Quick as possible, not stop by the bathroom and whatever.

[Rich]

When we got on the plane, I saw. I. I checked the app, and they pushed it back another 10 minutes. So I was like, eh, they're. They're just. They're just trying to accommodate everyone.

[Dalton]

I would have loved a ding in my headphones that told me I didn't have to be freaking Usain Bolt.

[Rich]

I would have loved to get that Porsche transfer again. That would so nice.

[Ken]

That was crazy.

[Dalton]

Yeah. I don't know. I'm walking down the hallway, and it's like, super far away. It's basically the reverse of the thing that we ran. And I'm, like, looking at my phone, you know, and I just hear Mr. Iwerks. I'm like, you know, like, because you're kind of scared, you never want someone to call your name out in an airport, even though if you aren't doing anything bad. And it's this smiling guy and he's holding mine and Ken's name on his phone. And I go, yeah. And he goes, all right, hop down in the car over here. We're going to take you to your gate in this Porsche just sitting out the window on the Runway. Well, on the tarmac, it's like a rumored grail thing in the delta world, right, Ken?

[Rich]

Yeah.

[Evan]

So it's like it turned out to be real.

[Rich]

It's like, I've seen that car whipping around the airport and was like, ah, one day, that'd be super nice to get. But it's always like they're only selecting random People here and there. And you can pay for it if you really want to spend some money. But it's kind of nice. Like, supposedly we were the most important people for Delta in Minneapolis at that time.

[Ken]

So you didn't have to.

[Evan]

So you didn't have to pay for it.

[Ken]

No. Yeah. Ken's stacking up the points by all the travel we, we do. And he puts it straight to his own account.

[Rich]

Somebody's got to take him cool with.

[Evan]

It because you do a good job. A lot of times we're like, yo, Gav's actually going to go home. Ken, you want to book that? And then he has to spend like the next two hours on his iPad doing. And so I always respect that. Like, it doesn't look fun.

[Ben]

Yeah, Honestly, I, I complain a lot about it, but if anyone deserves in first class, it's you can, because you're Ryan.

[Rich]

Ryan's.

[Ben]

Ryan I don't know about.

[Rich]

Ryan's actually got higher status than me.

[Dalton]

I have told you guys the formula multiple times. You could be sitting right next to me if you did exactly what I did and just were smart with the points and all that. Like, it's not easy. I googled it and I learned all the things and then I typed out a five paragraph thing and sent it to you guys on what to do. And if you do that, in a year, you'll be sitting right there. I've literally set my whole financial credit card scheme pyramid up to get upgraded on flights.

[Ken]

Well, it seems to be working for you. Every single time we get in there. The lady is fucking lit, Mr. I was working. It's a one is your seat. This dude is sitting in the first row every single flight. But yeah, me and CJ were walking by, we look out the window and we see these guys hopping in a Porsche, right? And we were like, what the fuck is going on right now? We were like, what? And so we start like waving in the window and then they're like all like waving back, like, see? And then the guys go like, I just saw them like one more. And I go, see you siege. I mean, there's a lot of things.

[Evan]

That we see each other do that doesn't surprise us. But that one, you know, we're, we're on the friggin escalator getting slowly to our gate and we're looking at your guys's snap stories and we're actually like, what?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

So this guy gives us we made no sense hop in the Porsche and this guy's rolling out and we're like, high fiving each other. We're like, let's go. I'm like, what. What is going on right now? Like, how are we doing this? And the guy was like, believe it or not, you are with some of the most respected Delta members in the airport right now. And I was like, who the fuck are you talking about? I was like, oh, of course. Of course. It's Ken and Ryan. And then he was like, you guys are. I've given, like, a ton of rides, and you guys are the most excited group I've ever had.

[Dalton]

Amazing.

[Ken]

Because we were like, this is awesome. And he's doing, like, 15 miles per hour, like, down the tarmac.

[Dalton]

We literally drove underneath planes, though. It's pretty sick.

[Evan]

Really.

[Dalton]

Yeah, it was cool, like, out there.

[Ken]

Yeah. I heard that Dalton was like, I don't know what they're excited about. They beat us by, like, three minutes.

[Evan]

Yeah. He was like, I don't understand. Like, we pretty much beat them. And I'm like, I don't think it's about how fast they got there. Granted, that helped. It was just like, yeah, Getting to hop in a car, not having to walk across the airport.

[Dalton]

Well, this is cool.

[Ken]

Like.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I definitely hope that it happens to.

[Dalton]

Us again because I Googled it. I was like, how often does this really happen? And apparently it, like, never happens. So I think it was. We were really lucky. Like, most people don't fly Thursday afternoons. Like, business people, people that actually have high status, they don't fly Thursday afternoon at 5 and aren't going from opposite ends of the airport. So, like, there's no way you're getting it on, like, a Monday or whatever.

[Ken]

You know, I mean, it's crazy, but. Because they were even like, yeah, sometimes we have, like, horse GT3Rs. Or last year we had a Spider 918 Spider.

[Evan]

What? So they can give one person.

[Ben]

One person?

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Kind of being funny here, but, like, you can't even fit your luggage in a 918 Spider.

[Ken]

Yeah, it's just like, I don't know, you just assume you have another just.

[CJ]

As stoked in, like, a Yukon XL, wouldn't you?

[Dalton]

100. Dude, I could have run a.

[Ken]

Didn't matter what. Yeah, it didn't matter what it was. It was just the fact that we were, like, running down the tarmac.

[Dalton]

Yeah. Have a live airport.

[Ken]

Yeah. So I. He was saying that it's like some kind of, like, Porsche program.

[Dalton]

It's.

[Rich]

Delta and Porsche have, like, some partnership because they're both. Both based in Atlanta. Porsche gives Delta cars and then they treat their flight, their customers nice for that.

[Dalton]

Interesting.

[Ken]

Left a pretty. Pretty good taste in my mouth after Porsche and Delta did that, which Delta's been getting a lot of bad rep lately, so.

[CJ]

I mean, their plane did go upside down.

[Ken]

Makes sense.

[CJ]

But everyone was fine, so.

[Ben]

Yeah, I mean, like, it's almost like a flex to be on that plane. Like, yeah, I was in a plane crash. Yeah.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I think that was me and you. Whoever said. But I'm like, bro, the. My worst fear is being in a plane crash. But if you could crawl out of that upside down plane, how many people.

[Ben]

Yeah, you get. Yeah, I was in a plane crash.

[Dalton]

The nightmare, really.

[Ben]

Like a small plane? No, Delta. Like a full commercial. Delta. Plane went down. Yeah, I was in. It rolled. And yeah.

[CJ]

I don't want someone to hear this and think we're downplaying it because it's a horrible situation. I'm just saying, if you can walk away from something like that unscathed.

[Ben]

Yeah. It's just if you're completely fine, a hundred percent. It's like. It's just a flex. Yeah. It's a crazy story.

[Dalton]

I can picture, dude. As the plane starts to roll on the Runway, you just hear, don't film.

[Ken]

Pan. Dude, I didn't know that we were going to get in a plane crash, bro.

[Evan]

He's like, you got to be ready.

[Ken]

For the camera in the bag when that happens, dog.

[Evan]

We're all just bummed with him. Like, dude, you filmed it vertical.

[Dalton]

Honestly, dude, I think he would have had it. He would. We would have been got out of it, and he would have been holding it. He would have been ready to go, dude.

[CJ]

See him sneaking up.

[Ken]

I heard pan.

[CJ]

I didn't.

[Dalton]

He's like, where am I supposed to be?

[Ken]

I had my headphones on, and it's like, pan, pan.

[Ben]

When Dalton's in the middle of, like, a deep sleep, and then he starts having a bad dream, he just hears pan. Pan. He wakes up in a sweat.

[CJ]

Oh, what did I miss?

[Ben]

What I miss?

[Evan]

What did I miss?

[Ben]

Nothing. We were just talking about saying if we were in a plane crash.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

That you would have been filming when we crashed. Like, you would have been on it.

[Evan]

Like, we're like, upside down, and we're like, dalton film.

[Rich]

It's actually just like that phrase is just Dalton's alarm clock right now.

[Dalton]

Might actually wake him up.

[Ken]

A terrible way to start your day.

[Ben]

We don't ever have to tell him the pan anymore.

[Dalton]

No, for real.

[Ben]

He's just back in the day when.

[Ken]

He first started now we just, now we just hit him with this. Just like the little. We have to yell at him less but still hit him with the point. Like, yeah, it's like, I'm done talking. I love when CJ does that.

[Evan]

You need it helpful, whatever. But it's so funny. Someone's talking. CJ goes.

[Ken]

Well, a lot of times, like, the camera's pointed this way.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And like what I guess you don't see as the viewer is like, the cameraman isn't supposed to be really watching through the camera. As a cameraman, you're looking for what's happening next. Right. So like you have to be good enough with like knowing exactly where the lens is pointed to make sure that you're capturing what they're saying, but then know who's about to talk next and then beat them to start talking next. So as soon as you hear Ken maybe start talking or them stop talking, you pan over so he can say that. Yeah.

[Ben]

Otherwise you miss it. And if the mic's pointed this way and he starts talking, then it's super quiet. It's very important.

[Evan]

It's an ever going, like somewhat impossible task because like, essentially you can't know who's going to speak.

[Ben]

You can. I mean, you can kind of.

[Evan]

No, I'm saying like, not all the time, though.

[Ben]

So if you're talking to Ben, it's pretty obvious that if you're addressing Ben and you're done talking, he's going to talk next.

[Evan]

How about if Ben's talking to all three of us? You didn't, you don't just know who's gonna talk.

[Ken]

No. But then you step back and you get it. Yeah, you get all of them.

[Evan]

I'm just saying, like, it's hard job, so it's hard.

[Ben]

But yeah, he does your job.

[Ken]

So anyway, when we first hired Dalton and you know, he's, he's figuring it out of how to film the chaos that's going on. Right. Because as a filmer that's like traditional. They're probably just watching like through the camera, making sure that they're getting the shot. Whereas, like, that's less important than making sure that you're like aware of your surroundings who's doing the next. And so we would tell Dalton, pan D and pan.

[CJ]

I've heard you guys even have to tell that to Mike a couple times.

[Ben]

Well, for nine years, yeah.

[Ken]

We hired Dalton because Mike would not pan for.

[Evan]

Yeah, I used to be a full time cameraman. No, that's not true. I'm so glad Dalton did Not get hired in place of me. That's for.

[Dalton]

Damn. The one time, Evan, it was the. The jet ski or the snowmobile across the water.

[Ben]

I know.

[CJ]

That was bad. The mic fell off.

[Ben]

I pull up, Evan's got the mic in one hand.

[Ken]

I'm like, what the, man? Desperate times.

[CJ]

I feel like, though, that was kind of a crazy spot for my first ever attempt at running. Yeah, like, debatably, like, drop me off on an island.

[Ken]

By yourself.

[Ben]

He'll land here in, like, 20 minutes.

[Evan]

Like, just pointed at him.

[Ken]

But then people, like, come up and start talking to you. And you were, like, super nervous.

[CJ]

Well, no. There were some people on paddle boards, and I'm like, just so you know, some guys, like, going to be pulling up on a snowmobile. So, like, he's going to be going pretty fast so he doesn't sink. Might want to get out of the way.

[Dalton]

I don't know. I saw this weirdo in the beach.

[Ben]

On a beach, filming everyone in their bikinis.

[CJ]

I knew from where you're starting, like, you're not going to see these people a mile away, but paddleboarding by island, like, when you're coming in, you're coming in.

[Ken]

He's filming with one hand, and he's boom miking with the other.

[CJ]

Just fell off. Of course, I couldn't get it back on.

[Dalton]

God, that's fine.

[CJ]

I'll work on it. Maybe in my. My free time, I'll start, like, maybe Dalton can teach me some drills, some camera drills.

[Ben]

Like, set up some cones. Cone one, cone one, cone three. Click pans and zooms like a football.

[Dalton]

Player where you throw it to.

[Evan]

We can do tests like that. We have three different speakers, and they go off with audio at different times, and you have to be on it before the audio starts.

[CJ]

I'm screwed with that. With the deaf in one ear, I have no. Yeah, no perception of direction.

[Dalton]

Hey, what's the whole hubbub? I heard about the Dollar General closing?

[Rich]

I just heard a group chat. Was just saying that they got their closing stale.

[CJ]

You're in a Dollar General group chat?

[Rich]

No, no, it's a. It's a locals group chat. And somebody said, oh, yeah, they're. They're having a closeout sale. And I was like, oh, okay. Are they just selling stuff off? And she was like, no, no, they're. They're closing.

[Ken]

Yeah, that's.

[Evan]

I heard they're closing, and I heard that. CJ's bummed.

[Ben]

I am. Every small town has a Dollar General, and I like to refer to it as the mall. You Know, like, if I'm leaving, going to the Dollar General. See, Alex, I'm going to the mall. She knows where I'm going. You know, you can get anything you need there. Groceries, clothing, costumes, home decor, squirt guns, dog food. Anything you want, bro. Anything you want. They got it. Cards, if you need a card for.

[CJ]

And maybe not the brand that you want, but they're going to have something.

[Ben]

Oh, they got. It's good stuff, in my opinion, but, yeah, pretty bummed that they're going out of business because, like, limits your options.

[Ken]

Dude, if that doesn't show how small of a town Korm Run is, then I don't know what does. Like, Dollar General seeks out the smallest towns and they couldn't make it and puts a Dollar General in there because that is their demo.

[Ben]

They couldn't make.

[Ken]

And Cor was so small that they just were like, yeah, we can't. This just isn't going to work.

[Dalton]

Yeah. What do you think?

[Evan]

I say we buy it for pennies on the dollar and go brick and mortar on them.

[Ken]

Good spot for your skin.

[Evan]

Yeah, I say we do keep an eye on it for whatever it does sell for. I think it. It's a good spot.

[Ben]

We could run the Dollar General.

[Dalton]

Yeah, we finally changed the name to what we've been calling it for the last few mall.

[Ben]

Oh, my God. The Corant Mall Genital or the Dollar General.

[Dalton]

Probably can't put that on a sign.

[Ken]

Why not?

[Rich]

Well, you just call it the DG.

[Evan]

Claim that we're also like, there's a doctor in there that will check your genitals.

[Ken]

It's just evident in the bag with some rubber gloves.

[CJ]

For sure it was going to be Ken. How did I get roped into this one? He's got the biggest genitals.

[Evan]

And everybody knows the bigger the genitals, the better you are at checking them. Yeah, we'll have to keep an eye on. Like, who do you even envision buying it? You know, I don't.

[Ken]

I don't like a dentistry.

[Evan]

I could see that.

[Ken]

No, agree with him.

[Evan]

Well, I don't know.

[Ken]

Like, I mean, thank you, Mike.

[Evan]

This small town of Cormorant, we don't have the nicest teeth here. We could use a dentist.

[Ben]

Maybe we'll have it as the Seaboz merchandise and dealership store.

[Evan]

Yeah, exactly. I mean, that'd be so cool.

[Ben]

I'd rather have something more on the main strip, though.

[Dalton]

But I know it's kind of out of town problem.

[Evan]

We're gonna have to build then anyways.

[Ben]

We'll have to think about it.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Well, this morning we went to Red river motorworks and picked up our newly modified Raptor. Are in, boys and girls. It's fast.

[Ben]

It's insane.

[Evan]

950 horsepower and it's blowing all of us.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

The water, dude. It's putting every. We did a little raptor mobbing today. It put all the other raptors heavily to shame.

[Dalton]

That's like pump gas. 91.

[Ben]

Yep. Yeah.

[Dalton]

And so you could probably theoretically go higher on E85 for sure.

[Ben]

You would probably be at 1100 horsepower.

[Dalton]

Oh my God.

[CJ]

Scott said with an E85 tune that's out there like over 11 on the exact setup.

[Ben]

Yeah. So all it is is just a bigger whipple supercharger direct swap out and a different tune. And it runs perfectly. It drives like factory until you put your foot into it. And then it's like. It's just like holy crap. I mean if you just even roll onto the pedal, it will break the wheel. Tires lose like 40 if you're just going onto the on ramp of the interstate. Like it is insanely fast. It's like a slingshot. It. It makes no sense that a pickup could be that fast. And it was already fast to begin with. It's amazing what you can do nowadays.

[Dalton]

Yeah. For real. Just take your already 700 horsepower truck and just bump it up to like 900.

[Ben]

So simple too.

[CJ]

Just think even 10 years ago, what it would take to get a thousand horse out of like anything.

[Evan]

And you would never, ever, ever think about putting 17s with 37s. You know, like that much sidewall with that much power. They'd be like, what do you mean? It's not in a slam single cab.

[Ken]

Or something, you know? Yeah. Yeah. So, so sick.

[Evan]

Whoever gets it, they're gonna be stoked. Like, I mean it's truly the all around better.

[Ben]

I want it.

[Evan]

Best truck.

[CJ]

It seems like debatably the most reliable. Thousand or 950.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Most reliable horsepower a guy could have.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Feel sure who said it. That was nice. When we got done raptor mobbing today and we're like. It was kind of sick like not having a bunch of broken stuff after we were done. Because they're. They're decent vehicles.

[Ben]

Got a mob nicer things.

[Ken]

Some big jumps too. I jumped my raptor pretty hard.

[Evan]

I was pretty proud of you.

[Ken]

I'm happy that it's okay.

[Ben]

I mean, there's a reason that all of us have Ford Raptors and that's because they're just undeniably an awesome vehicle. Like, they are tough as hell and they're so capable. In my opinion, the best pickup.

[Evan]

I think it's cool that we get to be the testers, I guess. Like, I remember when the Raptor came out and Jake's dad got one or even before it came out, and we're like, this is. I mean, it was like when the C. C8 came out, like, that's how excited I was for the Raptors. And they've just proven themselves.

[Dalton]

Today was a tough day to not have my trx. Oh, God, what I would have given to be out there. Something different, but still, shredding it would have been good. It would have just been fitting since the whole Subaru Scion thing.

[Ken]

Yeah, that's true. Kind of forget that you gotta get.

[Ben]

Another TRX on Ryan.

[Dalton]

I just don't know if I can. I don't know if I can do that to myself.

[Ben]

Three of them take a loss. Big loss on all three.

[Rich]

Could take your Hummer out.

[Dalton]

Yeah, that actually does suck that I can't put that in rear wheel drive because that thing would be so much fun in rear wheel drive.

[CJ]

Can't you just like download an app and put it in rear wheel?

[Rich]

Just like.

[Dalton]

Honestly, you would think.

[Rich]

Could you just like unplug the front motor maybe?

[Dalton]

Why are you asking me that? Seems like something you would know. I don't know.

[CJ]

I don't know.

[Dalton]

It does seem like you probably could just unplug the back motor.

[CJ]

I can get under there with some snippers.

[Dalton]

Some soldering, soldering iron and some wire cutters and call her good Raptor.

[Rich]

Giveaway ends Sunday the 30th at 11:59pm so get your entries.

[CJ]

Ben goes, let me look this up.

[Ken]

He's literally just looking up, looking it.

[Dalton]

Up in his brain.

[Ken]

Yeah. So the Raptor. Our giveaway ends Sunday the 30th at 11:59. Head on over to cboystv.com and every $5 you spend gets you an entry to win that thing. And whoever wins it better be stoked because it is an insanely sick and clean truck. And then you also get 10, 20, $20,000 in cash.

[Dalton]

And it is open to Canadians.

[Rich]

Except Quebec.

[Ben]

This might be truly the most practical, possibly best giveaway we've done just because it is fast, but it's still just. You can get it and just drive this every day and take it across the country. You can haul stuff with it, you can throw stuff in the back and it still is a fast ripping truck that can go off road like in terms of practicality, this truck can do pretty much everything. So.

[Dalton]

100.

[Ben]

Yeah, I'm pumped on it. Yeah, I do, too. Raptor R, man, hard not.

[Ken]

Thank you guys for listening. Subscribe if you haven't and we'll see you next week.

[Evan]

Stay tuned for the road trip updates, boys.

[Dalton]

Peace.

[Ben]

Peace.