Evan's Lamborghini is already Broken, Ken's Road Rage & Cybertruck HATE

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Evan's Lamborghini is Already Broken, Ken's Road Rage & Cybertruck HATE

Date: July 1, 2025

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Overview

In this engaging and laughter-filled episode, the CboysTV crew dives into a variety of topics, ranging from Evan’s adventures (and misadventures) with his new Lamborghini, Ken’s notorious road rage and experiences with his Cybertruck, to wild discussions about business, fishing trips, rare shoes, viral stunts, and even bee farming. The episode is a classic example of the Cboys’ candid storytelling, banter, and behind-the-scenes camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Evan’s New Lamborghini: The Honeymoon’s Over?

• Evan details his joy at driving his new red Lamborghini Gallardo home, sharing reactions from friends, family, and the local community.

• Loved ones expressed both awe and disbelief. “Everyone’s just like, what the fuck? This is sick.” (12:04, Evan)

• Childlike excitement: Waking up early just to drive around, surprising friends at their homes.

• Evan immediately faces “check engine” and misfire codes, sharing his technical woes and research, but remains optimistic (15:17-16:24).

  "It's perfect. Like, any Lamborghini would be sick. But that thing is literally just so good, so fitting."
  —Evan (19:22)

• The Lamborghini lacks effective AC; Evan is “sweating” and at times shirtless at stoplights (16:24).

• Practical problems: Can’t “pee in a Gatorade bottle while driving that thing” (16:46).

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[11:00 – 20:20] Evan’s Lamborghini segment

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2. Gifting, Collecting, and Investment: Shoes and Skateboards

• The guys debate the value of collecting rare Etni shoes and discuss rare collectibles like limited-edition skateboards (01:20–03:29, 21:00–23:09).

• Evan gifts Mike a “one-of-two” custom skateboard, sparking jokes about its collector’s value and the legend behind its graphic (21:07).

  “This right here is a one of two. Debatably the rarest skateboard ever.”
  —Evan (21:07)

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3. Legendary Stunts & Car Community Stories

• The boys swap tales about professional stuntmen (e.g. Jim York, TP/Travis Pastrana) narrowly making dangerous jumps (04:35–07:43).
• The unpredictability of physics in jumps: “It's easier to project speed and trajectory…Once you start spinning, it's kind of…” (05:37, CJ).
• Reference viral Russian car-destroying videos—stories underscoring just how far stunt content has come.

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4. Treehouses, Childhood Stories & DIY Projects

• The crew reminisces about childhood treehouses, mishaps (like sleeping in remote treehouses), and the latest exploits in building a mini skate park (24:05–28:18).
• Treehouse inspiration from other creators: “The craziest treehouse I’ve ever been in was GrindHard Plumbing’s. Cosmic, dude.” (28:20, Ben)
• Discussion on scaling and upgrading their current builds, such as a concrete skate ramp near their shop.

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5. Ben’s (“B”) Epic Journey Home: Snacks & A Surreal Night

• Ben describes a night out that leads to an unexpected stay at Ryan’s place after various misadventures—a story filled with wedding attire, a late-night rescue, and discovering an “insane amount of snacks” at Ryan’s house.
• “It was like when Even Stevens opened that pantry…every snack imaginable.” (36:59, Ben)
• Ryan’s hospitality and snack stash earn legendary status among the group.

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6. Boating Fails & Dogfish Tales

• True to reputation, Evan “breaks” a friend’s fishing boat seconds after taking the helm, busting the lower unit (42:44).
• Justifies: “It wasn’t my fault. I think it was just bound to...(42:00, Evan)
• Catching ugly dogfish, practical wildlife disposal, and the lore of invasive species.
• Aspirational talk of future Cboys fishing trips and grander catches (tuna fishing in the Hamptons, etc.).

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7. Road Rage, Cybertruck Hate, and Local Summer Traffic

• Ken’s experience driving his Cybertruck draws a surprising amount of hate, especially from Prius and Subaru drivers (53:36–54:00).

• Ken’s road rage and tales of tailgating: “I was probably within five feet.” (56:11, Ken)

• Group discussions on small-town summer traffic, out-of-towners, and passing etiquette (54:09–55:04)

  “People giving me middle fingers—they’re always, like, going the opposite direction.”
  —Ken (56:26)

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8. Tick Bites, Bee Therapy, and Health Mishaps

• Ben’s brush with a tick bite and concern about Lyme disease prompts a rare ER visit and antibiotic prescription (63:03–66:40).
• “If Greta hadn’t said anything about it, I probably would have never done anything and then just gone about my life…and then in six months, be like, oh, yep, Lyme’s disease.” (64:18, Ben)
• Amusing anecdotes about bee sting therapy, accidental “bee stunts,” and Evan removing siding in beekeeper suits during a heatwave (69:00–70:00).

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9. Cboys on Protests, Social Change, and “Big Honey”

• Spirited, tongue-in-cheek discussion about the efficacy of street protests vs. using social media (60:35–61:16).

• Amusement at “professional protesters” and economic interests behind social movements, segueing into a “Save the Bees” bit (73:35).

  “If bees weren’t here, neither would we be type vibes… They just make, like, the world go round.”
  —Mike (73:26)

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10. Bee Farming: The Next Cboys Adventure?

• CJ expresses serious interest in starting a bee farm, aided by local “bee plug” Cody (71:47).
• Witty speculation about honeycomb’s shelf life, “Big Honey” conspiracy jokes, and neighborhood diplomacy via free honey.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “Why is Evan running around naked covered in honey?” (68:47, Ben)
• “I can’t pee in a Gatorade bottle while I’m driving that thing.” (16:46, Evan)
• “People giving me middle fingers—they’re always, like, going the opposite direction.” (56:26, Ken)
• “I love having Ryan as a neighbor now. Especially finding that motherload, dude.” (39:29, Ben)
• “This right here is a one of two. Debatably the rarest skateboard ever.” (21:07, Evan)
• “If bees weren’t here, neither would we be.” (73:26, Mike)

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Segment Timestamps

• 00:00 - 04:00 | Banter: Reputation for breaking stuff, rare shoes, quirky habits
• 04:00 - 09:00 | Viral stunts: Jim York, TP, physics of car jumps
• 11:00 - 20:20 | Evan’s Lamborghini ownership stories and early mechanical woes
• 21:00 - 23:09 | Rare skateboards and meaningful gifts
• 24:05 - 28:20 | Skatepark stories, treehouses, and property DIY
• 33:25 - 41:00 | Ben’s night out – snack adventures at Ryan’s
• 41:54 - 45:04 | Boating gone wrong; ugly fish, wild animal stories
• 53:36 - 56:26 | Ken’s Cybertruck, road rage, local summer traffic
• 63:03 - 68:43 | Tick bites, Lyme disease, and bee therapy
• 69:00 - 77:14 | Bee farming plans, “Big Honey,” and environmental banter

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Tone and Language

CboysTV keep the tone light, punchy, irreverent, and authentic. There’s a blend of Midwest upper-lake straightforwardness and YouTuber-style friendliness and in-jokes, punctuated by witty asides and epic story setups.

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Useful for Listeners

This episode covers not just vehicle misadventures and local culture—listeners get a peek at CboysTV’s friendship, practical advice for car troubleshooting, cautionary health tales, and their tongue-in-cheek approach to life’s eccentricities. Potential future content around bee farming, more car giveaways, and community stunts is teased throughout.

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For first-timers or those catching up:
Start at [11:00] for the Lamborghini saga, check [33:25] for Ben’s snack-house adventure, and don’t miss [53:36–56:26] for the animal stories, road rage, and Cybertruck commentary. The bee farming brainstorm and “Big Honey” conspiracy at the end are classic Cboys.

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Stay tuned for next week!

Transcript

[A]

Do you guys know I have like this weird reputation of breaking stuff?

[B]

Yeah, well, we're weird.

[A]

It wasn't my fault.

[B]

Never is, never is.

[C]

And I look at Evan, he's already looking at me like.

[A]

Debatably the rarest skateboard. Why is Evan running around naked covered in honey?

[B]

I thought you said you're quitting vape. Going to in six months be like, oh, yep, Lyme disease.

[D]

Look at these guys. Tongues, Evan. The tongues of your etnees have always thrown me off. I'm not gonna lie.

[A]

What's wrong with them?

[D]

I don't know. That's what I'm trying to figure out.

[A]

Are they good or bad?

[D]

I'm not gonna say bad. I think they're weird. Why do they go like.

[B]

They're popped, Mike. Yeah, you gotta pop them.

[D]

Yeah, I get popping. I get popping your tongues. Like Ryan's tongues are kind of pop, but, like, why are they so freaking square?

[A]

So there's a little lip here, and I could tuck them in and then tie it extra tight or they sit in front.

[D]

What if you didn't do anything different besides just pulling them back? Would they just automatically go?

[E]

Mine just kind of pop naturally square.

[A]

I'm sorry my tongue offends you.

[E]

Not the only tongue that offends you.

[F]

Weirdly vertical, too.

[C]

Evan's. Evan's wearing outdated technology. Give him a break.

[D]

Yeah, I just had a buddy that sent me like a zoomed in video of someone wearing at knees and go, bro, do you remember when people used to wear these?

[B]

And every day wears them every day.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

You start buying them as investments, though. Yeah, Yeah.

[A]

I have, like three or four pairs I'm not really planning on taking out of the box unless there's like, a real special occasion.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

But the problem is, is they're all my size because it really seems like a foreign concept to buy them, but I kind of want to collect them in a different size so I can wear all the ones I have because I actually really like to wear them. But I also think it would be cool to have one of each. Colorway makes sense.

[D]

Total sense.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You wouldn't wear them because you couldn't.

[A]

Yeah. And I bought, like, literally all the Ryan Sheckler 8et knees I can find. I have bought.

[B]

Ken, can you look up how much those are going to be worth in 10 years?

[C]

Yeah, I mean, Chad GPT it.

[E]

Let's see what your guys's favorite Google or chat GPT says.

[A]

Hopefully they don't end up like my Etne's golf shoes. That look mint. And I walked about 100 yards with them and they fell apart.

[E]

Really?

[B]

Wow.

[F]

Chat GPT is just giving me Ryan Sheckler net worth estimates. Not even how much the shoes are going to be worth.

[E]

What's his net worth?

[F]

6 to 35 million.

[A]

Quite a range.

[E]

You buying a pair of shoes and not wearing them seems like a not you thing to do. No, but that seems like something that you would make fun of me or better CJ for doing.

[A]

No. 100%. I'm not into just like collecting them, but now that I've bought so many pairs and realizing that like literally can't get them anymore is just like, ah. I have a hard time wearing this because when I put this on there like might not ever be another brand new in the box one like this. I mean, I'm sure someone somewhere has one maybe, but at least what I can just buy, I can't.

[B]

You're just really in love with those shoes, huh?

[A]

Dude, they're so comfortable.

[C]

Is that really why you wear them? Because they're comfortable?

[A]

Why else would I wear them?

[C]

Because why are you collecting them?

[B]

Clear.

[C]

Clearly.

[A]

If you think they're cool, bought them.

[D]

To wear them and like them so.

[A]

Much that I just bought all the pairs and now that I found out I can't buy any more pairs, I have a hard time wearing my last three or four pairs that are brand new. So I didn't buy them intentionally to collect them. I just wanted like one of every color to wear.

[B]

I think you should start wearing like some hokas.

[D]

If you wear hokas, obviously that you cooked, bro.

[B]

Or those. Yeah, you cook.

[D]

You would look Reed dick.

[A]

Oh, oh, wait, I think I do know. I know what I know.

[B]

Like, if you want some comfy shoes, like, maybe you should just run these.

[A]

I've bought a pair of these once before.

[B]

Yeah, like those white ones for a tip. It was hokas. Yeah.

[D]

What the hell?

[B]

For a tip.

[F]

Yeah, I can definitely see you wearing these.

[C]

Story. Let's hear the story. You bought a pair of shoes as a tip?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, how'd that work?

[A]

Because the, the bartender shoes were blowed out and I said, I'm not going to give you a tip, but I'll buy you a new pair of shoes. Which ones do you want? That's what they picked.

[D]

Freaking HOKA running shoes.

[B]

TP wears those? Oh yeah, TP does.

[E]

TP can wear whatever he wants because he's so injured that like, if he's got to wear comfortable shoes to not be in pain, I'm cool. With it.

[B]

Yeah, it was pretty. Pretty unexpected to see tp, like the legend, hop out of his rental car wearing Hokas.

[E]

You guys see his video about when New York, New York Jim. When Jim York jumped the.

[B]

That.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Ryan, can you imagine jumping your Corvette 110ft?

[E]

I. Dude, I can't imagine jumping anything.

[B]

110Ft, you land mammal.

[E]

Land mammal.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

But yes, no, when I'm driving my Corvette, it doesn't seem like something that would jump very well.

[C]

If you watch the video, he damn near didn't make it too.

[F]

He was disturbingly close to not making it.

[E]

What did they say his minimum speed was? Like 68. Or maybe it was 69, because that's funny. And he left the lip at 67. Yeah, yeah. He was like two miles an hour below the minimum speed that he had to hit.

[D]

That's what I love about a lot of the stuff they do is like, they are calculated to an extent or just their years of doing it for so long, they know at the very least how fast to hit a jump at X trajectory.

[B]

Well, I mean, we saw how that went with TP's calculations on the. The 360 in the air.

[A]

Lot more variable, calculated everything he could.

[D]

Besides.

[B]

I don't know. I think if you ask, like, anyone that know is like, physics, they would disagree.

[D]

Well, I guess no one asked anyone that knew physics because clearly we didn't. We were there. We didn't stop him.

[B]

What?

[A]

It gets easier to project, like, speed and trajectory in a straight line once you start spinning. It's kind of.

[C]

Yeah, the spinning and the ice was probably the biggest thing, but he just barely clears it. But that's because he had traction control on, I think I heard.

[E]

Yeah, traction control. Because they have like, the PDR that shows like, what the car is doing, like what you're steering, how much throttle, how much braking put.

[A]

And.

[E]

And maybe they should have had like a Corvette guy there. Like, I could have been there to like, help him. Help him because he had it in touring mode. It's notoriously. It's like damn near a Camry. It's a Corvette shaped Camry in touring mode. Like, it's so slow and so gutless. The valves are closing, the exhaust like, the suspension. The traction control is like the most limited version. I was just really surprised. And it probably happened. They probably had it all set up and they probably restarted the car to do something or somebody else hopped in it and changed something and then it changed. Like, I know how that happens. You obviously focus on 110ft of different things.

[D]

It does happen. Like, it seems like such a simple thing. Make sure the traction controls off before you try to go do donuts or whatever. Think of how many times it's happened to us. Oh, traction control is on, sorry.

[E]

Yep.

[D]

So, yeah, I could see that.

[B]

I just have a hard time believing that, like, those guys who jump more things and, like, do crazier things than anyone else would, like, make that simple mistake of, like, leaving it in touring the first time.

[C]

And they're probably not familiar with a thing like that. They're used to just race cars that are always like that. Like, it's Corvette, it's ready to rip. What do you mean?

[B]

Yeah, maybe ready to fly.

[D]

What do you mean?

[E]

None of his limos had traction control?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. That was so gnarly. That was almost so bad too. Like, what would have happened? Would he have just came to a stop? Would he have kept going? But, like, the front end would have. Would have. Would dug in and then like, rolled end over end?

[C]

Like, only thing I know is Jim York would have been just fine.

[B]

Yeah, he would have been fine.

[C]

Just fine.

[B]

He's like that one guy that jumps like, the crazy cars. Like, we saw it at one of the Cletus events when that. Yeah, the guy jumps like a Crown Vic into other Crown Vics just like. Yeah. And he's done. He said he'd done it like 370 times or something like that.

[C]

Yeah, he would have just hopped right out and been.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

It's just indestructible.

[E]

I don't know if it was the same guy or just a guy like him, but I saw him do it at, like, a county fair. They hoisted him up in a crane. He's sitting in the car and they get him like, you know, know 65ft in the air, and then they just drop him and he just hits like, four cars in a little pile.

[C]

And then just cooler way of doing that.

[E]

Like, that's just like, guaranteed car accident.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Like, the best case scenario isn't even like, you fly and land kind of on the wheels or, like, do something. It's just like you are just going to hit the ground.

[D]

That just leaves the impressiveness factor out of it because, like, he didn't do anything.

[E]

He had the balls to get in it.

[D]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm not saying, like, he doesn't deserve any credit, but, like, when you're doing the one doing the jumping, like you're pressing the pedal, you're. You Decided to true fear that car.

[B]

But that's a professional stuntman.

[D]

I've seen that. Where they drop into the cars and the way the car is all crunch. Like, it literally looks so chill.

[B]

Yeah, there's like, the one video. Well, I guess that Russian guy. We've talked about him on the pod before, but, I mean, if you've ran across his videos, you know exactly who I'm talking about. But I've been seeing some lately. Like, I saw one where he was, like, hanging by the bottom of it over a lake, and, like, then they just drop the car into the lake. I was like, okay, so once you're in the water, you got to swim out before the car crushes you.

[D]

Same for the one that he did where he's just, like, sitting in a hole and they dropped the car and he just like ducks in the hole. I mean, some of those are just like, whatever. But have you also. I don't know if this is new, but have you guys seen, like, he's also on, like, whatever drug whistle and Diesel's on, Like, he just destroys cars. Really?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Like, rage.

[D]

So, yeah, Rage bait. But, like, I don't know. Some of those.

[A]

Some of those cars, I need a translator when I watch it because sometimes he's saying stuff and I don't know what he's saying. And I'd like to know.

[D]

But, yeah, no, he's been on a little kick of, like, destroying the heck out of, like, pretty nice cars. Like a $200,000 Maybach.

[A]

Didn't they do one? They had, like, a chainsaw or a Sawzall or something in the dash while they're.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Drive to, like, that's funny.

[D]

I. I don't know.

[E]

It's like, get them cheaper over there, dude.

[B]

Honestly, I saw that. And you don't know what they're saying, and you don't know what the caption says because it's all in Russian. And. Yeah, I've just been seeing him, like, destroying cars, and I figured he was just at that point in his career where, like, the gnarly stunts weren't enough for him. So he just need to feel something. And it wasn't even necessarily for, like, views. Like, he just, like, does crazy shit.

[D]

Like that because I. Yeah, you got people commenting all over and he's not even responding.

[B]

Yeah. Like, I feel like that guy's just a nut job. Yeah. And he's doing that shit either way.

[D]

Probably never going to go to Russia.

[B]

Really? I'd love to.

[D]

Really.

[B]

I think it'd Be cool. I think we go sherp across Russia for a video.

[C]

Be the longest fricking video ever.

[F]

Take us like a month, I feel like.

[B]

And sherps do what, like 15 miles per hour?

[D]

Yeah. West to east, how long is Russia?

[E]

Isn't there the whole map distortion of Russia? It's not actually as big as you think.

[F]

Yeah, it's smaller than you think. East to west it's 5600 miles.

[E]

That's pretty freaking far. How much is the US? Like 2700.

[A]

Right?

[F]

New York to LA is 2700 miles.

[E]

Okay, so it's like twice as far as New York to la.

[C]

Taking a freaking shirt from New York to LA would be miserable.

[D]

Ah, it would suck.

[C]

But speaking of nice cars, let's talk about it. Evan, how was the drive home in your new Lamborghini?

[A]

Best drive ever.

[C]

Was it?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

A lot of people honking looking at you.

[A]

Honestly, I don't think anybody honked.

[E]

No, just pulled out in front of them, Thumbs up.

[A]

Yeah, just like the standard, you know, it's a red Lamborghini, so a lot of phones out the windows. You know, kids in the backseat taking videos.

[C]

What the family and the homies at.

[A]

Home think just pretty, pretty equal across the board. Everyone's just like, what the fuck? This is sick. Pretty much as mind blown as I am that I actually didn't.

[C]

What?

[A]

Yeah, I gave my dad a ride. What do you think he thought it was sick. I mean, he was complaining about getting in and out and then I'd tell him like, when he's gonna get in. Like, no, don't hold the window. You can't use the window as like support. Like, here, let me help you. Yeah, I don't know, we just went for a little cruise, did a couple little pulls or whatever. He's not like a big car guy. Go super fast, whatever. So it was parked like right on the road going into the golf course. I know a lot of his buddies and stuff were like, I think text him or whatever, like, what the hell is that?

[C]

Oh, it's Evan's new car.

[A]

Yeah, pretty much.

[C]

That's awesome. What? What Nikki and everyone else think Nikki loves it.

[A]

Took little Aiden out for a rip. He was all hyped.

[F]

I bet.

[A]

Yeah, his eyes were getting all big. So anybody that didn't know that I.

[D]

Got it, those are probably.

[A]

When I. When I pulled up, everyone just was like, oh, you're driving the giveaway car. Nope, not the giveaway car. Oh, what is this? This is my car.

[D]

You're like, what?

[E]

No, did you shoehorn slim into that thing.

[A]

He actually. No, he fit into Ben's, though, so he probably should fit into this one. We didn't go for riding it. I just swung by his house real quick. He had just got home from Idaho, so he was all kind of all cooked, busy. All cooked and busy. Yeah.

[C]

You have time for Evan and his Lamborghini.

[E]

Are you worried about, like, people back at home treating you different now that you're a Lamborghini owner?

[A]

No, I don't think so. I think. I. Honestly, everyone, I think, was just, like, stoked because now they get a chance to ride in a Lamborghini, which a lot of people never get that opportunity. So I don't think anyone is bummed about it or salty or whatever you want to say.

[D]

Well, yeah, and if they were or even hinting at they were and they're not really. Well, then they're not, like, really your true friend. Yeah.

[C]

What you should have done is we should have got you a pretty small Lamborghini jumpsuit, and then you should have been wearing that the whole time when you were, like, surprising people. Like, wow, this guy is just Lamborghini shoes. Like, everything's Lamborghini.

[B]

Such a loser.

[C]

Lamborghini sunglasses.

[A]

He would be a loser. It was kind of funny. I. I texted my buddy back five, six years ago. We played Forza a decent amount, and I was always running, like, Supras and Eclipses and, I don't know, Sti and like, that. And he always was running Porsche 911s. And he'd always rat. He knew every fact about a Porsche 911. He doesn't have one. He just knew about him. And I had said something about, like, they're just so unrelatable. I'd rather, like, play the game with cars that I kind of seem relatable. So then I. I messaged him that yesterday. I'm like, hey, remember when we used to play Forza? But I said I couldn't relate. And then I sent him that picture. He's. He was hyped. He was super hype.

[B]

He'd be like, so when did you turn into a douche then, huh?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It turns out I can relate now.

[B]

We should play Forza.

[A]

I seriously thought that as soon as I was, like, texting him that I'm like, well, I. I gotta fire up the Xbox and play some Forza or rip a Gallardo around.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Last time I had a Gallardo on a video game, I think it was need for Speed, Hot Pursuit.

[E]

Ooh, that is the Best need for speed.

[C]

It's running good and everything though.

[A]

I mean yeah. Throwing a few misfire codes but really.

[D]

I'm glad it's actually how throwing a code so we can diagnose it.

[A]

Yeah. But it goes away. It comes and goes.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't know. That's almost worse. So how mine was on my bike.

[A]

I'm not. I'm not too stressed about it. I did a little.

[C]

You got misfire codes on yours too.

[D]

There's some throttle body codes but they're on and off. So it's like classic. As soon as you try to go read it, then it's not there.

[C]

And yeah.

[A]

When this it keeps happening. When I have it in like automatic and I'm going like 35 or 40 and it'll still be in like fifth or sixth gear. That's when it'll like. It might just pop up a code.

[C]

Yeah. It might just be logging too much fuel.

[A]

Yeah. And I did some research and there's a lot of different levels of the code and there's flashing lights and all this. And basically what it's popping up is it like detected like a single misfire every 30 to 100 miles. It'll like rediagnose or something like that. I don't know. I was reading a bunch of forum.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's completely straight piped. It doesn't have cats or anything.

[B]

So that's true.

[A]

But yeah basically they said for that code would either like that commonly would be a little moisture that can get into like coil pack or the plug wires or something. Spark plugs could need to be changed or sensors in the exhaust could be like carboned up and shitty.

[C]

Sensors could make sense.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That would make it was all pretty minimal stuff. And then also the fact that that the car ran absolutely flawlessly.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And then the only other downside put 91 in, right? Yeah yeah yeah, yeah. Is the AC doesn't rip that cold in it which is fine. Cuz that's a windows down kind of car. Well today I was caught in a torrential rainstorm.

[D]

Humid too.

[A]

So I had to have the windows up. That car generates some heat in it. Like if you just have no air moving like it is hot in there.

[E]

Really.

[A]

I'm like wearing jeans. I'm just sweating like taking my hat off. When I'm at a stoplight where the rain's not blowing in. I'm dumping the windows down. Just. Yeah like I was about to take my shirt off.

[C]

Eight in the morning is at a stoplight. Everyone else going to Work is in his Lamborghini, got his window down, he's shirtless.

[B]

Like, what the is this guy doing?

[A]

And then I guess one last complaint is I. I can't. I can't pee in a Gatorade bottle while I'm driving that thing.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

How often do that in my truck? Once per drive. Back and forth, man.

[B]

You're making some good time.

[A]

What saves me a full stop. As long as I got a full tank of gas, I can make it the whole way.

[B]

And you don't think you can.

[D]

And that's the angle, dude.

[A]

Yeah, the combination of the angle and the cruise control. Because, like, to have to keep your foot.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to kind of like perch your foot into the corner so.

[A]

So that. That's hard and also not something you want to just like spill piss all.

[B]

Over the inside of.

[A]

You don't want to do that either. Yeah, but yeah, like, if you accidentally floor the Raptor, you have like a little bit of time. But if you just dump that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, you're dumping.

[A]

I'm just not going to pee in that one.

[B]

That's probably all right.

[A]

Yeah, that's fair.

[D]

How many liters? That's a V10.

[A]

5.

[D]

5 liter.

[A]

5 liters.

[D]

5 liter V10?

[B]

Yeah. Dude, that is such a sick car. I think it's like timeless. And the one that we found, like, we were like scouring the Internet for the last like two months just trying to find like the coolest one. Because like, I don't know when you're looking for like that model that a lot of them can just be like beat to shit or they can just be like bone stock. And when they're bone stock, they're pretty lame. And so that one we were originally trying to find and we were going to wrap it so like, you know, you can like get a silver one and wrap it, wrap it purple or whatever we were going to do with it, but. And then when that one popped up, we were just like, oh, this is perfect. You don't have to do a single thing to it, dude.

[A]

I honestly think it is perfect. Like when I look at it, like, I love the wheels.

[B]

Like, the wheels are sick. Lowered. Yeah.

[A]

The sound system in it is sick screen.

[D]

It's got. That's like one of the cooler. Well, not cooler parts about it, but they upgraded the screen to have bigger screens than most cars today.

[A]

I would say it is like a cooler part. Like it's really sick. Cuz like, obviously a little bit of it seems a little. I don't Know if dated is the right word. But, you know, like, the dash and stuff. Compared to some of the new ones, it just seems a little older. But then you have this screen that does everything, and it's like, no, this is Brett. I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's so sick. It's perfect.

[B]

It is nice. And a lot of times when they have, like, that kind of updated screen, it can just be, like, super janky. But that one's really nice.

[E]

It works pretty good.

[B]

Whoever we bought it from clearly, like, cared enough about the car to, like, make sure that everything fit in it and done properly, which is good to see because that can go. That can go one of two ways, you know, and it can just look, like, even worse. Yeah, dude, I love that car so much. It looks so sick.

[E]

Hearing you pull in today was so sick.

[D]

Like.

[E]

Like, it's just. You hear just a boom, boom, boom pulling in. I'm like, oh, yeah, Evan's back for.

[B]

The week in the Lambo.

[E]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

No, I'm. I'm. I'm so stoked for you, bro.

[A]

Thank you, boys, again. I don't think I can ever say it enough times, but, like, it's perfect. Like, any Lamborghini would be sick. But that thing is literally just so good, so fitting.

[D]

I mean, it's. It's a rockstar car. We should go mobbing sometime. I don't know what that looks like next or what. I think I just want to go drive, drive, drive our cars now.

[A]

I just want to drive. Like, I don't have anywhere to go. Like, I woke up at like, 7:30 on Saturday morning and was just wired. Nikki's sleeping. I'm like, whatever. I just.

[D]

That's awesome.

[A]

Started just driving into homies spots. Yeah. Just pull up, rev it up in their driveway, and they come out like, what are you.

[B]

What is that?

[A]

Because I didn't.

[B]

8Am and Evan pulls up in a red Lamborghini.

[A]

Like, I didn't really tell many people that that knew. Like, I was just, like. Knew I was going to town. So I'll just, like, pull up.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Yep. That was fun. Gave a few rides and such a.

[B]

Legendary Seaboys TV moment too. Like, that one is going down in the history books of, like, remember that time that Evan got a Lamborghini? Like, that's just crazy.

[D]

Think there's, like, not that many people on the planet that have been truly gifted a Lamborghini. You know, we've seen David do it a few Times. We've seen Mr. Beast do it a few Times like.

[E]

You know, there you go.

[D]

And I'm sure it's happened a handful of other times, but not a big handful.

[A]

And to think we're gifting a Lambo in the near future to one of you guys.

[D]

Yeah, that is a little different with the giveaway, but I mean, still, it's. It's insane.

[A]

Well, speaking of gifts, I actually have a little gift.

[D]

Boy me. You're making heavy eye contact for Mike.

[A]

So lately you've been collecting a lot of skateboards.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you get your Tory Pudwell one, by the way?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Dude, how many of those are there?

[D]

Like a hundred.

[A]

100?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, this right here is a one of two.

[D]

Holy crap.

[A]

Debatably the rarest skateboard ever.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Well, I don't know. How many skateboards are there only two of? I'm not sure. Maybe there's more. See, I don't know if you're going to want to skate it or wall art it or what you're going to want to do. I mean, it's always fun to skate it. Oh, it's a one of two. Jimmy pro model.

[B]

Holy shit, that's good. Jimmy from Rednecks with Pigeons.

[D]

I know.

[C]

How could I forget?

[D]

Holy crap, that's hilarious.

[C]

That is amazing.

[A]

So the, the story behind it is I got the pop up ad on my Facebook feed to like create a skateboard. I'm like, I wonder if this is real. So I. So I clicked on it and I'm like, what art am I gonna upload? And Mike had just sent me like that screenshot and because we think it's so funny and I'm like, I think I'll just click on that. And it looked too good on a board not to get that.

[D]

Makes it even better because like I love doing that. When you just like for a skateboarder, let's say you're just making some wall art. You need something for your office and they're like, you can get another one for 50% off and you just upload whatever funny ass things in your camera roll. And it just so happens to be this dude came there with his wife, he's the most redneck man there or something. But he got his Jimmy stuck and his wife was just pissed. I don't even think he was supposed to be there.

[C]

I don't even think his wife knew they were gonna go mudding in.

[A]

That's the thing. Red rednecks will have mud chucks. A real redneck takes his daily into the mud hole.

[B]

And that guy, cigarette hanging out his mouth.

[D]

Yeah, it was hilarious. And then we pulled him out and.

[B]

Then he drove right, right back into it.

[C]

Then his wife got mad and yelled at him and pushed him. Yeah, and then that cigarette was, like.

[B]

Glued to his lip.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Could not fall off.

[A]

So, yep, two in existence. I had to. I had to get myself one as well. Of course, not sure if it's gonna go on the wall or gonna skate it, because we could always get another one. It might be kind of fun to skate. We'll see.

[D]

Yeah, I'm gonna put it on the wall. It's just such a good conversation piece.

[E]

Yeah, that's got to go in the living room.

[B]

Also, I can't tell if he's cross eyed or if he's just looking down, but I kind of want to find something going on.

[D]

If anyone watching recognizes this man, I mean, I'd love to find out who it is.

[B]

Dude, that would have been even funnier if you would have had him sign it.

[D]

Okay, maybe I'll do that.

[A]

I'll be reading the comments. Someone's got to know who this guy is.

[B]

Find this guy.

[D]

I don't even. I mean, he could be from Texas. He could be from anywhere.

[E]

Yeah, that font.

[D]

Yeah, the font is like my second favorite part.

[A]

Just did it the old school way where I typed Jimmy and just went down the road at which one looked like it belonged on a skateboard tail.

[D]

I know how that goes.

[A]

Couldn't tell you what it's called, but it seemed to fit.

[D]

Oh, good.

[C]

How much that cost?

[A]

50 bucks, I think.

[D]

Within a normal pro model.

[A]

Well, I think for two of them, by the time it was said and done with, shipping was like 100, 510 bucks. So pretty, Pretty standard. Yeah, no problem.

[B]

Mike, your skate park is growing.

[D]

It is.

[B]

Congrats.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

You were booted out of Ken's warehouse.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And Mike skate park found a new home.

[D]

We had a temp set up. Temp home?

[A]

Well, the skate park is now the Chevy graveyard. It's kind of become a skate park, but.

[B]

But he's moving on. You're upgrading?

[D]

I'm moving on. And I said this a couple times, either on the video or on podcast, but what I should have done from the start was just get a mini ramp, which is ak, a small half pipe. Should have done that from the start.

[B]

Not mess around with the big ramps.

[D]

But we had a lot of entertainment. We had a lot of fun.

[B]

We launched our six into orbit. Yeah.

[D]

Okay. That literally, like, that's my comment on our viral video of the R6. Launching into orbit. And it's like. That literally did make the skate park purchase worth it, seeing that thing fly up. But, yeah, we had a very legit skate park in the merch bay for a little while that disappeared. We bought some little mini ramps to make a ton of noise down here in the work bay, which we'll maybe still use in the winter. And then now we have a half pipe going out next week, and I fronted up some cash for a slab out back, and it's going to be very.

[A]

It wasn't going to be a slab until I bought the wrong paver block.

[D]

Everything. You know how it goes.

[B]

Everything.

[D]

It's like, yeah, Evan got the wrong paper blocks, but I was kind of in on that too. And next thing you know, they're like, these are wrong. Do you just want to pave it? Yeah, sure. We're just. We got concrete back there. It's going to be super legit, dude.

[B]

I knew it was getting legit as soon as that the concrete truck showed up. I was like, oh, Mike's really doing it.

[D]

Yeah, we just did it right behind the shop here so that hopefully, you know, if you do it too far away, you don't use it. So, like, if you build a treehouse right out of your backyard patio door, you'll use it all the time. But if you build a treehouse down the way from your yard, 100 yards away, you won't use it much.

[B]

It's a good example, Mike.

[E]

Build it and they will come.

[D]

I did that. I felt bad. My dad built me this badass treehouse, and it was just far away enough from the house that I just, like, didn't use it. What? Nearly enough.

[C]

I always wanted a treehouse growing up. You had a treehouse?

[D]

Like, I. I definitely obsessed over roof and everything. Yeah. Like, I slept out there for. For, like, a summer. But then after that, I just, like, it didn't really go, really. I went deer hunting out of it a few times.

[C]

How old were you when you slept out there?

[D]

13, 14.

[C]

So, like, what'd you do when you were up in there?

[D]

Like, that's the thing. Like, anything. Yeah. It was just at the time where, like, I really so badly wanted to run extension cords down there, but I didn't.

[C]

And, like, have, like, an Xbox?

[D]

Yeah, I have an Xbox. So since I didn't get power down there, I just didn't really use it, and I just felt bad. My dad put a lot of hard work into that.

[A]

Would it exist still?

[D]

No. The trees just kept growing and growing and Then it kind of like crunched up and then. Really? Yeah.

[E]

Guess that makes sense.

[D]

The big oak trees. But yeah, like he. He used like old like windows from our house and we got our windows replaced like, and put like shingles on it.

[E]

And so it was legit.

[D]

Yeah. Oh wow. It was legit.

[B]

Dude. I always wanted a tree house. Yeah, I made a tree house like right next to my parents house. Me and the neighbors kid did. It's just like a couple two by fours and like a plywood.

[D]

Have you guys.

[B]

That was about it.

[D]

Have you seen what they have now? Those people will do it in their houses, but it's cool in the trees. It's like some sort of kind of stretchy nylon. Like rope.

[B]

Like rope.

[D]

You would have web.

[A]

They call it like a big web.

[D]

Yeah, web. Isn't that sick?

[C]

Oh, in their house?

[D]

Yeah, they do in the house or like in a tree. But you can basically just web like a platform here, here, and then a huge one in some trees. And it's like if you do it tight enough, you just can't fall. It's sick.

[B]

Dude. We need to make a tree house. I think on. On one of the properties. I think that'd be sick.

[D]

A tree house and then some web.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know what the hell we would do with it. It would probably just turn into extracurricular treehouse for certain people around here. But I don't know if we have any big enough trees. Maybe at the drift. Oh, we got trees at the.

[E]

That would be. It'd be sick if it was on the island above it.

[B]

Oh yeah, that would be sick.

[E]

Be really cool.

[D]

Yeah. If there's any place to do it, it'd be on the drift track. Hang out there. Like just the camera angles would be worth it alone.

[C]

That'd be the best spot until someone's up there, the tree gets hit and the whole thing goes down.

[D]

Come on.

[B]

I mean those trees are. Those trees are big enough that when you hit them, they're not moving.

[C]

You moved it quite a bit, but it went right back.

[B]

Yeah, it swayed. The craziest tree house I've ever been in was grindhard plumbing. Cosmic, dude.

[D]

Yeah, wild.

[B]

They have a couple of them, but one of them we went up into at night and the only way into it is like across this sketchy ass bridge. They had like rope to get across this bridge. But just picture like a 2x4 bridge. You know, a bunch of two by fours lined up and it's still like swings. And then doing it at night, it Was terrifying.

[E]

And they were way up in the trees. Like, not like your classic tree. I was, like, 10ft off the ground. It was like, 20. Yeah, 20, 30ft up.

[B]

Like, if you fell out of that treehouse, you would die. And then their other one spins around the tree.

[D]

They built it for a TV show before they did YouTube. They, like, got consulted because they built a cool tree house. And then this discovery show or something along that line was like, hey, could you build another crazy tree house? And then we'll film it for a season or an episode or something.

[B]

Yeah. He had that bike that you could pedal, and it would go up the rope.

[E]

It's actually funny. I remember watching that on, like, the History channel, and it's so crazy that now we know him. Yeah.

[B]

Did you go up there, Evan?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

What did you think? You would have hated that, huh?

[A]

I mean, that kind of heights doesn't scare me as much as other kinds of heights, but, yeah. No, it was sketchy. Like, it was raining a little bit. And I didn't do the big zip line.

[D]

The zip lines they had going from the tree houses. One went over the house, and then one went, like, even farther down to the ground, I think, or to another platform. And we're like, okay, how do we do it? They're like, you just grab on to the handle and then go.

[E]

And.

[D]

Dude, no. I mean, what, you just literally just swing 30ft in the air and just like, what if our hands get sweaty? And they're like, well, no, just. Just hold on. You'll be fine. None of us did that. But then we did the one over the creek, which is almost just as scary. But you kind of start with your feet on the ground, and then it goes out to about 30ft. I did. That was, like, biting me.

[B]

Oh, I did get bit.

[D]

Yeah. And you did get bit. Terrifying.

[B]

Got to the other side of the zipline. Like, it was, like, got bit and then kept going and then got to the other side, and it was just, like, coming in hot. And I was like, oh, this thing's coming in for what you do for seconds. I was just ready to punt that thing because I was like, dude.

[C]

Like, was it or how big was it?

[B]

Not that big. Like a smaller dog.

[A]

I'd call that a medium dog.

[E]

Bigger than, like, Daisy bigger, you know? Yeah.

[A]

But it wasn't, like, appearing to be pretty aggressive. Like, maybe it was friendly, but you saw teeth and it was barking.

[D]

I get, like, the guided zipline tours and all that. Like, that's different because you're tons of Rules and safety precautions. But when you're just holding on to a zip tie. Not zip tie, zip line with two hands on the bar. I believe that you should be going into the water.

[B]

Yeah, but you gotta be, like, really weak to mess that up. Like, growing up, me and CJ's neighbor, I get the. Had a zipline, and it's like, you would think that, but, like. Yeah, you just straight up, you got to be have, like, Reese on your hands to, like, fall, because it's not like you're going to get halfway into, like, a 15 second.

[D]

You can make that first bounce like you're good. But I just worry not so much about weakness, but about people with less coordination. You know, they kind of. You know people when they, like, get on a moped and then they shit the bed, and next thing you know, it's. It's in the garage door.

[F]

Yes, Mike, I know you're talking about me, but.

[D]

Yeah, I'm.

[F]

I did the seated one. I didn't do the handle.

[D]

Oh, I wasn't specifically talking about you.

[A]

But you did a seated zipline.

[F]

The neighbor next to Ben and cj, they had, like, the. The one where you, like, hold on with your hands. And they also had, like a. Yeah.

[D]

That was nice on it. We had all the attachments. Yeah, you sit on it. You had the bar, you had the. The tandem.

[F]

I know. I feel like with those zip lines, though, it's like once you get going, you kind of like, get this mentality of, okay, I can't let go right now. Otherwise, it's like a. A big drop. It. Like, it mentally locks you in.

[B]

What? Nothing.

[C]

I don't know. Just everything's kind of funny right now. And then the way Evan just goes. Someone said, just sit on it. And I look at Evan, he's already looking at me like.

[A]

You get into the CBD this morning?

[C]

Just a little bit.

[A]

I thought you were a little loose.

[B]

I broke into Ryan's house this weekend and found out that he's got the absolute mother load of snacks. Like, an insane amount of snacks.

[C]

I'm not surprised to hear that.

[B]

But then, like, I can't. I can't even wrap my mind around how many different snacks you have.

[D]

Ryan.

[B]

I walked in, expected him to be there. He wasn't there. No one was there. It was just his dog.

[C]

What time is it?

[B]

1:30 in the morning.

[D]

Well, that's also what's funny. He's like. You were like, hey, I got dropped off because you got jammed up in a pickle. And I'm staying at your house, Ryan. And I'm like, dude, bro, you live like three miles from Ryan.

[B]

A little farther, but I'll explain how it all happened. But basically I was at a wedding and Greta was supposed to go to the wedding with me. She didn't feel good, so she stayed at home. And she was like, I can drive you. And so like after the wedding we ended up going to like out to the bars and we ended up at the Holiday Inn. And like, nothing good happens at the Holiday Inn past one time. I was like, this is probably when I better shut her down. And so I start calling my, my Uber driver Greta and she doesn't answer. And after she didn't answer on the first one, I was like, oh, she ain't answering.

[E]

Yeah, you know, so I call her.

[B]

A couple more times and I was like, oh, this is not good. I was kind of banking on her to be my driver, right. So I make a couple other calls. It's like 1:20 at this point and it was not looking promising. I was just like trying to think of my options, right? Because it's like in our town we don't have Uber, so you're kind of SOL unless you find a ride. And so I was just like, I could walk from Holiday Inn to Greta's parents place. I guess my to be in laws.

[A]

Could have just got a hotel room there.

[B]

I could have. I did not cross my mind too, but I was like, I would rather just walk like five miles. And so I was like, I could just stay there. And then I was like, yeah, maybe that's my best option. So me and my, my buddy Zach and then his girlfriend who live right down the road from him start walking and it was going to be like a two mile walk. It's pretty light work. Honestly, I was, I was cool with doing it.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And we like start doing it. We're still in like all of our wedding attire, right? I'm in like a suit and shoot, like dress shoes and like his girl was barefoot and we're like walking on like basically just like the road. And there's like kind of like a scenic little lookout like right. Like in between. And there's like this guy just like sitting in his car right there. And I was just like, yeah, he seems like a nice guy. Hey, can you give us a ride like two miles up the road? And he was like, yeah, that's no problem.

[A]

Because I was like, what was he doing?

[E]

Yeah, was he fishing or just hanging?

[B]

He had just got done with work. He worked there at Burger King. But what time is Burger King cross?

[C]

What the hell he was doing at 1:30?

[B]

I don't know what the hell he was doing, Ryan, but that'll. It'll play into my. Where I go with this. Right? Okay. And so me and. And Zach and Cielo, like, hop in. And I was like, well, if anything happens, like, three of us, I guess, against, like, one, it felt pretty good about that, right? And so, like, we start going, and.

[E]

You'Re such a fighter.

[B]

So we start going. And he, like, I give him, like, all the money in my wallet. I had, like, 33 bucks or something like that. So I was like, oh, this isn't going to get me very far, I guess, to like, Yeah, I don't know. And he, like, drops Zach off. And then I was like, just like. Like four more miles, like, up the road. And I'm like, the internal battle, like, do I have this guy give me a ride or do I just, like, walk the rest of the way or what do I do here with him? You know, I was just asking him questions like, you know, what do you. What do you do for work? And tells me. I was like, what were you. What were you doing, like, back there? Like, some things just kind of weren't, like, adding up. And then at this point, like, Zach and his chick had hopped out, and I was just like, yeah, man, I just live, like, right here. You're good. Just drop me off, right? And it was at Ryan's house. What? You told him where I live? Yeah, it was at Ryan's house. And he was like, oh, okay. So he hops out. I give him all my money. It was like 33 bucks. And I was like, thanks, dude. It was pretty good for like, three mile ride. I was like, thanks, bro. And I, like, walk up to Ryan's, fully expecting Ryan to be sleeping. It was, you know, at this point, like 1:45, 1:30 in the morning. And I, like, walk into his house and all the lights were on. No one was home. And Daisy was laying on the couch and just, like, didn't. She didn't even get up.

[E]

She doesn't bark at you?

[B]

No, she didn't bark at me. She just looked at me. No. So I went over, gave a little scratch, and then I was like, all right, let's see what we're working with here, Ryan. I just started raiding Ryan's, like, freaking pantry and just hit the absolute motherload. Like, have you guys seen the show? It was like when even Stevens, the Disney Channel movie, When even Steven's family went on, like, that family vacation. And, like, beans, I think, opens up the pantry and there's, like, all the snacks. Do you remember that? That scene?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That was me walking into Ryan's kitchen.

[E]

Like, I picked the best house to break.

[B]

It was insane, dude.

[E]

You know, it's actually funny is Alondra had just organized the snacks, like, two days before because all of our cupboards were a mess, and she went through the whole house and organized them. It was, like, the perfect time for him to be showed off.

[B]

Yeah, well, it was a good look, Ryan. But, yeah, I mean, he had. He had cookies, he had beef sticks, he had Bucky's Golden Nuggets. He had chips, he had Cheez Its. He had applesauce. Every kind of cracker you could imagine. He had all the pub mixes down here. He had all the. Every fruit snack you could imagine. Nuts, Rice Krispies, treats. And then in the fridge, he had, like, all these, like, applesauce things and then a bucket of cookies. What else did he have over here? Pickles. I piled, like, 12 of those pickles in the least sus way. But, yeah, it was crazy, Ryan, so I really appreciated that. And then Ryan came and picked me up on his boat and gave me a ride home. So it was like the absolute plug.

[D]

Got dropped off on your dock where you still had to walk.

[B]

Yeah, I still had to walk, but, dude, it was such a play. Ryan, I just. I just want to tell you I appreciate you for that.

[E]

I mean, the last time you and I texted individually was literally in June talking about work things. So to get a text from you at 1:37am Yo, I'm at your house. I'm. I'm in the bar right now reading this. Yo, I'm at your house. I need a place to stay, lol. So I just quick send you the code to get into the house, and then you go, bro, where are you, bro? Just fell down your stairs.

[F]

I did.

[B]

Yeah. When I was in Ryan's house, I was looking for him. I was like, why is he not here right now? And then I went upstairs, and I was texting him, yo, I'm in your house. Missed a step, slid down his stairs. So I'm laying on the ground now. I'm like, oh, I think I texted, yeah, I just fell down your stairs.

[E]

Then he goes, someone staying in your guest bedroom? Then he go, can you just give me a ride home and tune. Actually, yeah.

[B]

That was so clutch.

[C]

Starting to make some sense now why you were late for golf with grandpa.

[B]

Dude, that Was such bullshit. That was bullshit.

[E]

3:13Am you texted me, thanks for the ride home.

[B]

Yeah, I probably shut her. Yeah, Yeah, I was. Yeah. By the time I got home, I think it was probably like four. Just think if I was falling asleep.

[C]

I called you. It was like 30 minutes out from the tea time. And he's like, hello? I'm like, so I take it you're still in bed.

[B]

I was like, yeah, what's the problem? But yeah, no, that was. They moved the tea time. I didn't find out then. I just looked like a pile of shit showing up an hour late.

[C]

We waited for him, but yeah, that was awesome.

[B]

I love having Ryan as a neighbor now.

[E]

I know.

[B]

Especially finding that mother load, dude.

[E]

Yeah, you guys are welcome. I've been trying to get everybody to come over and hang out. We got snacks, we got.

[B]

Why didn't you lead with the snacks?

[E]

I know I should, I guess.

[C]

We got snacks.

[A]

You got beers?

[E]

Yeah, I got beers. I got Tony's in the fridge. I got a mini fridge with Tony's stocked.

[B]

Vodka, tequila would recommend. If there's a place to leave a review, Ryan let me know.

[E]

I'm gonna get a guest book. Let's be Ben. Every night he can't get home from the bar. Snacks are good tonight.

[B]

Yeah. So then I did end up getting home and I like walked into the house. All my lights are on at my house too. And I was like, what is going on right now? I just expected Greta just be like sleeping, you know, it's locked up. But she was just like fell asleep sitting upright.

[E]

No way.

[B]

Yeah, like waiting for me to call, but she didn't turn her ringer on.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[B]

And so she was like, all the lights in the house were on. And then I like walked in and she just like opened up her eyes and she was like, oh. Oh my God. Right away she's like, how did you get home? And I was like, you don't? I don't. I'm not even gonna tell you right now. It's such a long story. And then she like picked up her phone and she's like, did you call me 27 times. Okay.

[E]

We had a great time though. The tune Uber is great.

[B]

Yeah, that was fun.

[A]

Speaking of boats. And so you guys know I have like this weird reputation of breaking stuff.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Weird.

[F]

You broke your car the first time you touched it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, literally.

[A]

So my buddy Slim got himself a proper fishing boat this summer or this spring. He picked it up just a little like early 90s. It's like a 16 footer, 40 horse motor on it. Just a proper fishing rig. And he has had it out eight times this year. Never had a problem with it. Runs like a top. So we're out at my cabin and he needed to get dropped off at the public access to pick up his truck to drive it back to the cabin. So he drives the boat across the lake. We're just pulling up to the dock. I hop behind the controls of the boat. He hops out onto the dock and before he could even get to shore, I whip a U turn and just crank the throttle wide open. And the lower unit just explodes out of the boat. Like all the bad metal noises. I can't even. But. And just see Slim just slowly turn around. He's. Yeah. Halfway from the. From the dock to. To its truck. Just turns and just gives me that look like really?

[D]

Really this guy.

[C]

So now what?

[A]

He's got to get a new lower unit. It wasn't my fault.

[B]

Never is. Never is.

[E]

I mean is Slim ever went wide open throttle on that thing?

[A]

Dude, it. I literally we went wide open across the whole lake for like three miles.

[B]

To maybe rev it up, work into it.

[A]

I don't. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I got after it a little too quick. I think it was just bound to. I'm sure it would have happened to him the next time he turned the throttle.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

How much are going to cost for him to fix that?

[A]

I think he figures he can get into a used lower unit of a junkyard motor for a few hundred bucks.

[D]

The most expensive thing I've heard you say in a little bit. Yeah, buddy. Slim figure you get into a used lower unit for about 2, 300 bucks.

[B]

Just got to go and hit a couple junkyards.

[E]

You guys even catch any fish?

[A]

Caught a few northerns. I caught a huge dogfish, which I don't know if you guys have ever seen a dog fish, but they are ugly. Ugly. And they're like a rough fish or whatever. You're not even supposed to let them go.

[D]

You.

[A]

You need to like. Supposed to like kill them.

[B]

Oh really?

[A]

My aunt has like a game came route and she feeds the foxes and stuff. So we actually just threw it out in the lawn and the foxes and the raccoons got after it. It was kind of cool actually. Whole nature.

[B]

I didn't know dog fish were like invasive.

[D]

Yeah, they're nasty.

[E]

It is weird because when you describe a fish as ugly, like a walleye is a good looking fish, you know, like I get that but. But ugly Fish kind of are scary.

[C]

They're gross, for sure.

[A]

Yeah, they're pretty heavy. They're kind of lazy. So, like, I've only caught a few my whole life, but they almost feel like you have a snag because there's a bunch of weight, but they don't fight super hard. And then when it comes up, it's like, holy shit, it's a big fish. You go, oh, it's a Barker.

[B]

That's what they're called, Barkers.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Dog fish.

[D]

Couple fish in a lower unit.

[B]

I would love to go up to Canada and go fishing.

[D]

Like, lake of the woods or.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Anyway.

[B]

Yeah, just, like, up north and get on a bunch of.

[D]

I say we still got to go to the Hamptons to go tuna fishing.

[B]

That'd be fun, too.

[E]

You can go tuna fishing in the Hampton.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

New York gym keeps inviting us.

[D]

He's invited us about 700 times. But then he shows the pictures of the tunas that his son's catching is like, you just forget how big we're reeling in fish that are that way. As much as me.

[B]

Damn.

[C]

Maybe more.

[D]

Maybe more.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Like, they're as. They're as big as you, though. Like, massive.

[D]

Like, even as big as you. Feet tall.

[F]

They're holding the tuna fish up by, like, a crane thing, and it's taller than the fishermen.

[A]

And they taste good.

[D]

Yeah, and they taste good. You get a freezer literally full.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

How much meat is that? That's like, as much meat as you get off. Like a deer?

[B]

Yeah. I think a ton. And you can get a lot of money for those, too.

[E]

Aren't you scared of, like, the ocean, Ben?

[B]

Why would you not be afraid of the ocean?

[C]

Yeah, I'm a little scared of water in general.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I like to see shore. When you get out far enough that no matter which direction you look, you don't see land. When you start to feel real small.

[B]

What's the stat? Like, how much of the ocean is unexplored?

[E]

Yeah. I think we know more about space than we do the ocean.

[F]

We know more about the moon than we do the ocean.

[C]

Wow. Why?

[E]

Well, it's easier to lie about the moon.

[F]

80% of the ocean is unexplored.

[D]

Wow.

[F]

It's just so tough to get to because it's, like. It's so hard to get a. Like, a submersible.

[E]

We should go throw a GoPro down and one. We should just, like, go out on a boat and, like, throw a GoPro down, and we'll be like. We explored a New part of the ocean.

[C]

What's like the deepest a submersible can go, I think.

[B]

Yeah, you can hire like companies called like Ocean Gate. Well, like you mentioned that.

[F]

Actually I'm excited offering one way trips, though they're not. They're not a round trip.

[D]

The deepest submarine dive in history was achieved by Victor Vescovo in 2019, reaching a depth of 10,928 meters, which is 35,853ft.

[C]

And he was in it.

[D]

That's really.

[C]

How many feet is in it?

[D]

35,000. Whoa. 5,600 miles.

[B]

Real quick.

[D]

So we have seven miles.

[B]

There's a part in the ocean that is that deep.

[A]

Oh, I think it's much deeper.

[D]

Much deeper.

[B]

What's the deepest part in the ocean?

[D]

It says the deepest part of the ocean is the Challenger Deep located, blah blah. Which is 10,935 meters.

[B]

Yeah. Okay, so was that.

[D]

I guess they went to the bottom.

[B]

What's the submarine look like?

[F]

That one probably didn't have any windows or anything.

[B]

Where is the deepest part?

[F]

It's between like the. It's in the Atlantic between like America and Africa.

[A]

All I can think about is driving seven miles at 60 miles an hour. And then.

[F]

This thing is whack. Look at this thing.

[D]

Maybe there's a safety cable. Yeah, it's like a weird pod looking thing.

[F]

$48 million, 27,000ft down.

[D]

So, yeah, I mean, it basically says.

[E]

He went to the Puerto Rico trench. When Alondra and I were in Dallas, we went in an underground parking garage, but the parking garage above was like a building under construction. So it was like really scary when you drove in and then you went down and we went down like 10 floors.

[D]

Holy.

[E]

And it was an old parking garage because Dallas is really old. And it was very tight and small and dark. And it was actually like, we both got, like, really claustrophobic dude down there. And then you hopped in an elevator from about 1970 with a bunch of graffiti in it and then went up.

[A]

It's like being in an old, like, mine shaft.

[E]

We had videos of us in Gold Creek climbing back in one of those band ones. But you ever done like those tours where you go back in a mine shaft or in a cave? Dude, caves are actually cool. Caves are sick.

[D]

Super cool.

[A]

Caves scare me.

[D]

When we were on our way to Missouri, there was like 79 freaking billboards for the same cave place.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

I just like caves in general. But by the 75th one, I'm like, all right, I'm sold. Like You. You boys trying to go.

[E]

But yeah, you can take little.

[B]

Did you guys go?

[D]

Oh, I. I actually did think about it.

[A]

Mike made a wrong turn and we ended up at a zoo. There's peacock.

[B]

Saw that. What was that even about?

[A]

Literally one.

[D]

One little. I watched you guys. I watch you guys with a big trailer pull away, and I'm like, damn it. And I turn around. Next thing you know, we're in a zoo. Like peacocks running around in front of the truck.

[B]

Yeah, you guys sent that photo. And I was like, oh, these guys must not be trying to get home.

[D]

Yeah, we still were.

[B]

Would you rather go up 5000ft, Evan, or down 5000ft?

[A]

Define the up. It's like in an airplane here.

[B]

Yeah, but like a sketchy airplane.

[A]

I'll go down.

[B]

Seriously, you would rather go down in a sketchy submarine than up in a sketchy airplane?

[A]

I was thinking like some abandoned mine shaft or something. Would I crawl down in there or get into like this little two seater, four seater sketchy airplane. I'll take the mineshaft. But a sketchy submarine, that's a real cooler pond there.

[F]

You have like, technical problems with a sketchy submarine. You're just dead. Like, there's no recovery in that. You have technical issues with a sketchy plane. Like, you can at least glide to somewhat relative safety.

[A]

You probably vaporize quicker in that submarine. Yeah, you're going to have a violent, you know what's happening for probably a little bit before you dress the plane. So maybe I'd go with the quick one.

[D]

With the submarine, you basically are like gone before you can even think about what could happen.

[B]

Could you get crushed at 5,000ft?

[D]

Maybe.

[F]

I mean, it depends on how sketchy your submarine.

[A]

Well, yeah, you'd be toast.

[E]

Yeah. I think it would have enough.

[A]

Even if you didn't explode completely. You still would explode.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

There is that. That kind of sketchy submarine from like the 40s on Facebook marketplace. I keep seeing.

[E]

Oh, I have been seeing that. Pull that thing up.

[B]

Let me see it. I haven't seen it.

[D]

But also, if we were just messing around and going like 10ft in.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Until you get stuck in it. Got a slow leak. And then you can't go up and.

[D]

Wait for it to fill out. Fill up before you go out.

[B]

Can. You know that lake that you were just at this weekend in Idaho, People keep.

[F]

People kept saying that it's a. There's a military.

[A]

That's pondere. And you were at different.

[B]

Like we were at that point.

[F]

I drove by that lake and People are saying like, yeah, it's like a couple thousand feet deep there. And the Navy like test submarine equipment there. Yeah, it was so crazy. Like there's probably a submarine just swimming around.

[A]

Yeah, they. Someone said that that Priest lake was like 1100ft deep or something. Like, holy. That's. That's deep. Like, oh, that's nothing. The one down the road is twice as deep.

[B]

Yeah, it's what, like 1800ft deep?

[A]

I think 21. I think it's over 2000. I think Lake Superior's deepest spot is. Or deepest is like 8, 800 range.

[B]

Holy crap.

[E]

Because that's like 1100ft. It's the deepest. There's only four deeper lakes in the world.

[B]

Even swimming in that lake gives me the heebie jeebies. I don't like it.

[A]

You can see those creeps me out a little bit. So cool how that water is out there.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

Actually, this is. This is funny. I'm glad we can bring this up to me. Long height and tall height don't make sense. Like to be driving a semi at 75ft is like. Oh, you know, it's a big rig. But then you get. If you get a hunt a 75 foot tall building, it's like really fucking tall.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

So then you like think about it like you're like, oh, damn.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You think about standing on the tip of the Empire State Building and obviously not thinking about falling, but thinking about swimming all the way down to the ground. That's a long ways.

[B]

With the Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior, aren't there still like, bodies that are preserved down there because it's so deep and cold?

[F]

No bodies were recovered from it.

[E]

And the Canadian government passed a law in 2006 that prohibits diving on the Edmund Fitzgerald. What are they hiding?

[A]

It was up in.

[C]

No bodies were recovered. 29 crewmen.

[F]

I have heard stuff about that where, like, if it's deep enough and like where light doesn't penetrate down, there's not like that much decomposition on Rex.

[E]

Like that Davy Jones locker you have.

[A]

That CJ, what year was that?

[C]

1975.

[A]

That's not that long ago. For some reason I thought it was much longer ago.

[B]

I thought it was longer too. How deep is that thing down there?

[C]

530Ft.

[B]

And scuba divers can go that deep?

[C]

They had a submersible. U.S. navy submersible. Discovered it in November of 1975.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know, dude. Something weird about people that like to go down there. I feel like I used to work.

[A]

With this guy that would go up the north shore, and he would do, like, the free diving. So he'd just have, like, a snorkel on, see what he wanted to see, and then just, like, dive down. That seems like such a risky game to play. Like, I think he was around, like, two plus minutes. He could hold his breath. Hold his breath while swimming. I bet none of us could hold our breath for two minutes sitting here when you're swimming under pressure.

[C]

I couldn't even hold it for a minute.

[A]

I'd have to hit a vape. I don't need air.

[C]

But you hit the vape.

[D]

Well, then you just start.

[E]

How long do you think you go? Not breathing, only hitting the vape. You only breathe through the vape.

[A]

I could probably live for years. Out.

[B]

Ken, did you. I heard you quit vaping.

[F]

Who said that?

[B]

I thought you did.

[A]

No, I heard you were putting zins in between your toes now, keeping it discreet.

[F]

That's just our filmer.

[B]

Our filmer do that?

[A]

I think they just said that was, like, a hockey player thing to do. But that wasn't even zins.

[B]

You never heard of kids doing it in your mouth?

[C]

Dude, you don't put it in your.

[A]

I. I heard of kid. They used to. They'd put chew in between their toes.

[F]

Hockey players doing that so you could.

[E]

Have a dip in while you're playing.

[D]

Right, right.

[A]

Urban legend. As a joke.

[D]

I've never. I've never heard of anyone doing that.

[B]

But you could do that if you wanted. I thought you said you're quitting vape.

[F]

Going to.

[A]

Yeah, we all are, Ken. Just not today.

[B]

Just not today. Okay?

[C]

You've been vaping for Ken.

[F]

Going to. Evan, come around.

[B]

No, you were, bro. You were vaping on the big rig back in the day when C.J. put in.

[A]

I bet you've been vaping longer than I have, Ken. I'm probably five years, tops. Probably less than five years.

[C]

Yeah. You're actually more of a vapor than Evan.

[F]

I have had a. Not to change topics, but I've had a lot of Prius and Subaru drivers, like, telling me, you know, they're giving me, like, a. A finger. I don't know.

[B]

They're like, which one?

[D]

Which finger?

[F]

It's like a middle one. They're usually pointing it up at me when I drive by.

[C]

Because of your Tesla?

[F]

I mean, that's just what I've been driving in it.

[B]

But it's still.

[F]

It's worse on weekends.

[C]

Yeah, people still hate you. I figured they would be over it because Trump and Elon kind of had their Falling out.

[D]

It's hilarious.

[F]

It's just always people in Priuses or Subarus that do it.

[A]

Mike's driving his Subaru, just very obviously me.

[D]

Fuck you, Ken.

[B]

So, yeah, we had kind of talked about it a couple pods ago, but, like, in our area, a lot of people just come and live here during the summer, right. So it's gotten very busy. But I have noticed if you're following somebody and they're, like, legit going, like, the speed limit, and you're going, like 4 miles per hour over, right? So it's not like you come up really fast. But there's something about when they, like, pull over to let you pass that just pisses me off.

[A]

Really?

[D]

Yeah. I love.

[B]

I was going to say no. It, like, actually, like, pisses me off. I don't know why. It's just something like that. They're just being babies.

[C]

Like, they should be speeding with you. If you're up on their tail, keep up with traffic.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I look at people who pull off as smart people, people with common sense. They understand that you want to go faster. They don't need to. They're not gonna. If I. If I go five miles an hour faster, you're just gonna jam me up more because it makes it harder to pass you, Maybe.

[B]

I guess. Yeah. That's a pretty good way to look at it. I kind of look at it just as, like, oh, my gosh.

[D]

What.

[B]

What even are they doing? Are they just out for a drive? Every time I see that, I'm like, are they just driving around for fun or what? Like, they don't have somewhere to be. Like, if you had somewhere to be, just go five miles per hour over. Like everyone else on the road.

[F]

I came up on a lady doing 45 in a 60, and I was. That's probably the closest to somebody's bumper I've ever been on. She's so mad.

[E]

I agree.

[D]

The most impressive tailgater I know.

[E]

Yeah, I am a bad.

[D]

Do it a lot. I'm just saying you're the most impressive. Like, your ability to drive that close to someone at highway speed sometimes and just be like, yeah, well, you should have moved over.

[E]

That's my main beef with that, is I am pulling, which is not good because I'm pulling a large, heavy trailer, but they're just hogging up this lane and can very easily scooch over. And, like, I come up with my Dodge Ram with the headlights in their mirrors, tow mirrors out, air horning at them. I just. I just want them to move.

[B]

Yeah. How close did you get, Ken, when you said that you were tailgating?

[E]

Yeah. I'm intrigued.

[F]

Was probably within five feet.

[A]

Could you still read their license plate or.

[B]

You were so close, the hood blocked the license plate.

[D]

Okay, that's close.

[A]

That's getting close.

[B]

Were you in your cyber truck?

[E]

Yeah. That's why he's getting so many middle fingers.

[B]

Yeah. Did this have anything to do with them flicking you off?

[F]

No, no. The people giving me middle fingers, they're always, like, going the opposite direction.

[D]

The cool thing about the cyber truck is when you let off the gas, like, you don't risk, you know, like the same speed. It automatically breaks.

[C]

Next person, like, flicks you off. If they're going the opposite way, just turn around, fly up on their bumper, and then, like, get up next to them, be like, what the. Freak out. And they'll probably all just like, coward.

[F]

If I don't have something going on. I've considered it. You should a couple times.

[C]

Just go cycle.

[E]

Got something going on, though. It would be pretty funny. Yeah, I drove. I was going through DL on Saturday, and there was one of, like, the no Kings protests. And it was like, right at the main light in town, and I'm sitting there in my Corvette and they're, like, yelling at me.

[B]

What?

[E]

Just standout car. They probably assume correctly that I don't stand with them, but they're like, like, hey, hey. Like, look at me. I'm just sitting there in my car. Windows are up. There's fucking 55% tint on it. Because I'm a stupid bitch who wants to have a legal car. And so I'm just like, sitting here, I'm like, I'm not going to be like, the guy. Guy in the diesel truck in front of me. They rolled coal all over him. Because I just am not going to do that. But I'm. Yeah, I'm just really not trying to, like, get in a verbal back and forth with this lady.

[B]

I can imagine it sounds like your worst nightmare, just sitting there.

[E]

Like, how many were there?

[B]

I.

[E]

A couple hundred.

[B]

What were they. What were they doing?

[E]

Protesting Elon and Trump. I think the funny thing about that is the person who organized it, they're protesting against oligarchs, and I don't want to get political. Protesting against oligarchs and large corporations and people ruling America. Who do you think organized this protest? The owner of Walmart. The owner of Walmart who very clearly is affected by tariffs and other things that. That political that the Republicans are putting on. That's why they Motivated them.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

That's wild.

[B]

What?

[E]

There's always a motive.

[D]

I learned. Yeah, we won't get too much into this. I learned the yesterday that they're like professional protesters, that there are people that. That trap. They go on tour to hit all the protests. That's insane.

[C]

What do they call those people?

[F]

Professional idiots.

[A]

Homeless.

[B]

Thank you. Unemployed.

[D]

Antifa or what are they called there is that.

[F]

That's different.

[D]

But people in there could fall into that category.

[F]

I came across an Instagram page and it's a dude. He'll go to these protests and then he'll find people who are professional prot. And then he'll go back like through other protest pictures and find them at all these different protests.

[B]

That's crazy.

[E]

Y.

[B]

It doesn't matter what the protest is.

[D]

No, no, no. See, it's not so much that. I mean, in this case, they. There's lots of protests going on over the course of, you know, the past month to pro. Who knows how long. And they. They go around and they. They go protest the same or similar causes.

[C]

No, I'm pretty sure they're professional protesters that are hired.

[D]

Oh, I agree with that too.

[B]

But like, they don't care what the causes.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Come and help create chaos.

[D]

Yes. But like you're saying that those people that are hired or that they don't care the cause, like they're showing up creating chaos. I'm not saying right wing protests and far left wing protests.

[C]

Probably not the right wing.

[B]

No.

[D]

Right.

[F]

There's. I mean, there's crazy on.

[D]

On both sides.

[F]

And it's like every. There's. Then there's like other people who are like, okay, we got to make this an absolute shit show. So let's. Cause like start burning cars and all that.

[B]

That's antifa.

[A]

Let's do some looting. Let's need a tv.

[F]

Go rob the Nike store.

[D]

First taste I got of that was in one of my favorite movies, Hot Rod, when they were like walking like, da, da, da, da, da, da. And it's all like, positive. And then someone like throws like a Molotov cocktail into a car. And then everyone starts riding and they're like. And then they all get out and they're like, damn, that got really dark there for a second. And then he's like holding a tv. He's like, yeah, yeah, man. I don't know what people were doing. Stealing shit. Looting is bad. That's just like taking advantage. Like, dude, I mean, I'm off. Like, protest whatever you want. Like, I might be in a protest One day too. I don't know about what, but seriously, like, you can protest, but like, don't light cars on fire.

[B]

I don't know if I'm passionate about anything enough to go and protest. Like, to stand out on the street and protest, like, is that making any kind of difference?

[D]

Know, I feel like it's. This sounds insane, but if you want to make more of a difference, it seems like you could literally get creative and put just as much time and effort into whatever protest you're doing and go on to social media and try to build some sort of a following or create some sort of viral video about your cause impact much more people.

[B]

Sitting there hollering at cars, driving by, like, what is that doing?

[A]

I don't think you. I don't think they're going to convince anybody because I don't know, I think people are just setting their ways to begin with.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But when they look at, like, no one's going to be driving and maybe be in the middle of the road and then they're going to look over and be like, oh, I don't want to be a part of this. Like, it probably does more bad than good for their cause.

[B]

I think a lot of times too is, is like if. If people do feel a certain way, very seldom do they want to connect themselves, like to crazy, like left or right wing people, you know, like extremist. It's. It's hard to get behind extremist in any fashion. Right. And so like extreme sports, I'd say, but like 90% of people are probably like right within the middle. Right. And then it's like the 5% extremist that are the loudest 5% extremists on both sides. Right, Right. Yeah.

[D]

If you rolled into the bar with like 20 of your good buddies and one of them was just belligerent, that kind of like contain your whole group.

[B]

Like, what would you guys have to go and protest?

[F]

The Cormoran election?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[C]

We did protest.

[B]

We did protest something.

[D]

Yeah. Like, I don't know, it was more.

[B]

Of a sorry that we stand for, for, you know, our community and trying to get it to not fall into corruption.

[D]

I'd go to like a daylight savings time protest if we, if we don't end this soon.

[B]

Yeah, okay, I can see that.

[D]

I'd go to that.

[E]

I think it got shut down again in like in some upper court. Like it was like gonna get through. Everyone's like, yeah, you got it. And it got to some random level of the 57 courts. And they were like, nah, I think.

[D]

That'S the last I heard of it, too. So kind of upsetting.

[B]

Who are they trying to protect?

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

Who's profiting off of Big Sailor? Big Sailor.

[F]

Big Clock is making all the money.

[B]

Yeah, Big Clock doesn't want it. It was a little while ago at this point, but yeah. Did you guys see my tick bite?

[E]

Oh, yeah. That was the one time you're actually gonna hang out with me when you didn't just want me for my snacks.

[B]

I was gonna hang out with Ryan, but I was just making dinner with Greta and I was just hot or something. I took my shirt off and she was like, what is that? And it was like a bite with a big ring around it. And I was like, I think I have, like an ingrown hair. And she was like, that's not an ingrown hair. I was like, maybe a spider bite then or something. She's like, no, that's a tick bite. And I was like, ah, I don't know if it is. And she was like, well, have you been anywhere that has ticks lately? I was like, yeah, yesterday I pulled three off of my leg. She was like, okay, yeah, it's definitely a tick bite. Then I, like, look it up and like, it's like, exactly what it says.

[E]

Isn't the ring, like, when you know it's bad too?

[B]

Yeah, I think if it's like, it's got the ring, that's when it could be like, a deer tick bite. Oh. And that's when, like, if it's a deer tick bite, it could be Lyme's disease and Lyme disease, you don't want to with like, ruins people's lives. And so I was like, oh. So I went in. I was like, trying to call, like, my just doctor to get a prescription written up, but it was like Friday at, like, 8:00 clock and, like, looking up what I should do. And it was like, go to the ER and get, like, prescribed antibiotics. And I was like, oh, this seems so aggressive to go to the ER for a tick bite. But I was like, I also don't want to get Lyme's disease. So I went into the er and they were like, what can we do for you? I was like, I have a tick bite. It was like the craziest thing you could go in for.

[D]

Did you double check with them that that is the only option you had?

[B]

They were like, yeah, we, you know, it's best to get on it, like, asap, because if you, like, you know, wait outside of, like, 72 hours, you know, then it's. It, like, gets out of the blood and into your joints and muscles and things like that. So it's, like, gets progressively worse, and you don't see the signs of a. Of a deer tick bite if you have Lyme's disease until, like, months later. And then at that point, it can be, like, too late.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah. So it's pretty crazy because, like, I just happened to take my shirt off and Greta saw it, but if, like, Greta hadn't said anything about it, I probably would have never done anything about it and then just, like, gone about, you know, my life. And then in six months. In six months, know, if I were to have all these problems, be like, oh, yep, Lyme's disease. And I'm a pretty big anti. Antibiotic guy. Like, I hate antibiotics. Try and avoid them at all cost. Antibiotics, like, are really, really bad for you. Like, they destroy your microbiome, and your microbiome is basically what, like, filters out good and bad bacteria, right? So when you take antibiotics, it just, like, it wipes out your system because it kills all the bad bacteria, but you have good bacteria, too, so then you're, like, much more susceptible to, like, getting sick and having, like, other problems. Right? So I. I really, really try and avoid them.

[E]

But that's how I knew it was serious when you're like, I'm going in to get an antibiotic. So I was like, oh, damn.

[B]

Yeah. You know, obviously, Lyme's disease is a lot worse.

[E]

I saw that a lot of celebrities have Lyme's disease because they go to the Hamptons and there is ticks up there.

[B]

I think it's, like, a lot more common than you would think, especially being here. You know, dude, deer ticks are tiny. Yeah. They're easy to miss.

[C]

So it wasn't latched on you, though.

[B]

I never saw it. Which is the craziest thing, because we were in the field filming the Teemu typhoon, getting ran over by our buddy Jason's monster truck walking through the grass, and I was like, oh, there's gotta be ticks in here. So when you're just, like, in an environment like that, like, it's, like, guaranteed, right? And so we got in the truck, and I was like, boys, I just pulled a tick off myself. Dalton and CJ, Check yourselves for ticks, right? CJ pulls over, pulls his shirt off.

[E]

He's.

[B]

He's checking himself right there on the spot, Right.

[C]

Not around with that.

[B]

And then I got home, that Night, I, like, took a shower, you know, I'm looking, didn't see anything. And then next day, that showed up.

[A]

Nikki found one in my belly button the other day. Belly button latched in. Yeah. It was just a wood tick, though.

[E]

So it had the big white ball on the end of it.

[A]

No, it wasn't sucking that long. It takes, like 12 hours and it to grow forth for him to start getting, like, a pumpkin seed.

[C]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[A]

But I have had those.

[C]

It needs to be latched on, like. But yeah, it's interesting that you had the ring.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know.

[D]

But maybe it was latched on and then, you know, we did find one.

[C]

Crawling also, like, after five hours later, we were just about home. I found one on my leg.

[A]

It could be, like, on the inside. You like crawling too?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, you take your shirt off and check you, but it's, like, on your shirt.

[D]

But have you seen.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[D]

That, like, bee stings, I think. Is that what doing?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

So we have a buddy that. That they use bee stings to hopefully treat and eventually get rid of Lyme's disease. And it's anywhere from one to five a day. It's like some people go their whole lives without being stung by a bee. And to be intentionally stung by a bee.

[E]

It's funny because I was watching King of the Hill, and this was a big fad in the early 2000s was bee sting therapy. So Dale get buys a bunch of bees, and then he, like, breaks his arm, and he goes, are you gonna go to the doctor? He goes, I'm gonna go to 12, 0 doctors. And he gets stung by a bunch of bees, and it doesn't fix his arm and he gets an infection.

[C]

But if it works, it works.

[B]

He texted me, actually, after I posted a story of that, and he was like, one, did you find the tick? Was the tick still on there? Because if you find the tick and you can pull it off and it's still alive or maybe even dead, you can send it in and they can test for Lyme's disease.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

But then, two, he was like. He was like, if you weren't to. To catch that and you were to have that. This is what my girlfriend's doing or my fiance right now.

[A]

You gotta pay for it.

[B]

It's been helping by the bees.

[A]

Lather yourself up in honey and honey and run through the past.

[C]

Oh, no.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

They'd probably do the same job.

[D]

Yeah. Let's just do a hundred things at once.

[A]

Why is Evan running around naked covered in honey.

[B]

Oh, he's got Lyme's disease.

[D]

Thought waffles was coming over.

[C]

I thought about getting some bees. I was talking to Cody about that.

[E]

Really?

[C]

You know, like, I think it'd be fun to have a. Like, a beat. One of those, like, things where they're all swarming around. You put on the suit and, like, you open up the thing and get honey.

[A]

I'll tell you right now, brother, those suits are not fun. Put one on when it's 90 degrees. Put a bee suit on.

[C]

Well, I was thinking I put the. Put the B things out by the.

[D]

Track, saying, like, just don't do it when it's 90.

[B]

Why are you wearing a bee suit, Evan?

[A]

We had to remove the siding off of a abandoned house we found out was completely infested with wasps. And my boss got a quote. Would it be to get an exterminator out there to fumigate the place? So the alternative was go on Amazon and buy a couple beekeeper suits, send Evan out and send. We just worked in beekeeper suits, and it happened to be, like, one of the hottest days of the summer.

[B]

How brutal was that?

[A]

It was horrific.

[B]

It was horrible.

[A]

It was horrible. It was literally. I can't half hour and then go sit in the van for half hour with the AC on, chug like, four waters, and then go back out.

[B]

So what's a bee suit made out of? Like, how it's got to be thick enough, obviously.

[A]

I want to say the whole suit was pretty much almost felt like a thick canvas.

[B]

Hold on. What were you planning on doing with these bees, cj?

[C]

I just thought it'd be funny just to have some bees and, like, get the honey and, like, it'd be kind of fun. Put in the suit on and, like, dinking around with them.

[B]

I think you should.

[C]

I. I think I should.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

When I put it in the middle.

[B]

Of the dirt bike, I was gonna say we got, like, the moto track, and we'll put a. Like, a little Corner Aside for CJ's bees. Yeah, beekeeper corner.

[D]

I'd be fine with that. These mind their biz. Like, it's not like, they just be.

[C]

Like, you won't be able to catch it anyway.

[E]

Except for that one bee in the movie. He stole that guy's girl.

[D]

That's true.

[F]

And we get fresh honey, too.

[D]

What movie was that?

[E]

The B movie.

[C]

I don't know. I just think it'd be fun some talking to Cody about that, like, a month or two ago, Sherbrooke Yeah, Cody at bees. He told me you could give me some.

[A]

See, that's what I just found out about Cody.

[B]

A B plug.

[C]

Yeah, you just need people that know how to get certain things, you know.

[A]

Apparently they have a bunch of bees, he said. Cody just nonchalantly dropped that on me the other day or a month ago. He's like, yeah, just like taking care of the bees. Like, how many do you got?

[B]

And it was.

[A]

I don't even want to quote the number, but it was an atrociously large number.

[B]

A couple hundred?

[A]

No. Oh, like tens of thousands, I want to say.

[B]

Really?

[E]

That's a lot.

[A]

How do you. I don't know.

[B]

Yeah. How's that work then? Like, do you buy? You buy?

[F]

I think you gotta buy, like those.

[D]

Boxes and then like, you're gonna need the boxes. Yeah.

[C]

And also you could get the honeycomb and eat that. Ah, I don't know if honeycomb tastes good. Does it?

[B]

Like, like, why would you eat the honeycomb?

[D]

I've seen people eat it. It looks pretty.

[C]

Sure people eat it and it looks tasty.

[E]

It does look tasty.

[A]

They sell it at Walmart. It's right next to the Frosted Flakes and the Fruity Pebbles.

[C]

Put milk honeycomb.

[B]

I think you should get some.

[E]

Yeah, do it. Siege.

[C]

Well, I just texted Cody again. I said, hey, what's the status on these bees? So, I mean, I'm planning on it. Initially, I didn't say anything. I was going to just like kind of put them out there and just kind of see what happened.

[D]

But they still in route, dog. The first shipment got jammed up by the feds. We'll get another one to you.

[B]

CJ's out there and his little beekeeper. Don't get over here. Don't stand there. But he doesn't. He doesn't get a suit.

[C]

Sandals and some tiny little shorts. No shirt, standing behind. Just swat, bro.

[B]

Keep it steady.

[A]

No, you're not supposed to swat at him, Right? That's what they say. You're supposed to remain calm. I've watched enough Jackass with the bees where they always say, don't pan.

[C]

You could probably do some bee stunts after this jump.

[B]

The bees.

[D]

The.

[A]

The bee Speedo. Remember that one? Yeah, that seems fun.

[C]

Crazy when they put honey on his.

[D]

David Blaine did it too. You know, it's like a tradition for people to do, but the way they, like stack onto each other and then turn into like this. It doesn't even look like real.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you guys allergic to anyone? Allergic?

[C]

I know your mom Is my mom's allergic.

[B]

She found that out when she was, like, 45 times. Really? Yeah. Like, yeah. Yeah. My mom was at the lake. I was with her, and I was like a little kid, and she got stung by beat at the lake, and. And, like, her throat started to swell up. Ambulance came and everything, like, picked her up and then rushed her into Fargo. It was, like, pretty gnarly.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

Didn't know that she was allergic.

[D]

Allergic.

[B]

What is it? Allergic?

[D]

No tea. I do know that, Mike. It's because you said allergic like, four times in, like, a 22nd span.

[E]

Okay?

[D]

All I know is that if bees weren't here, neither would we be type vibes. I don't know, like, pollinate our flowers. They just make, like, the world go round.

[B]

Which, now that's a protest worth going to.

[D]

Mike.

[E]

Save the bees.

[B]

Save the bees.

[E]

Already been a protest.

[B]

Evan's gonna put it on. Just found out he's like, a little bee protector.

[D]

I like that we get a little Facebook group going. Hey, guys, Running a protest this weekend.

[E]

Peanut butter is not a crime. It's just.

[D]

Bring your dogs, Bring your dogs.

[A]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna try to figure out how I can put waffles up against Ken in this next.

[D]

Oh, my goodness. Those are fun.

[F]

That'd be a. That'd be a great race, I think, dude.

[A]

I think waffles would take it hands.

[F]

I think that'd be a genuine, good competitor.

[D]

Yeah, I agree.

[B]

Clean.

[F]

Well, not clean, but.

[B]

Dirty.

[D]

Boys, that peanut butter is sticky.

[E]

Can you imagine if the cormorant mayor race just turns into a real, like, Harlem Globetrotters versus the Generals thing where Ken is just the person that the dog runs against.

[B]

Are you getting ready for your next campaign, Ken?

[F]

Oh, yeah, I'm born ready. I've been training all winter.

[A]

How do you train?

[F]

Shaking hands, kissing the babies, the 31230 or whatever. Oh, yeah, the 12. 3 30. Trying that.

[B]

Yeah. He's been walking uphill.

[D]

He's got the Shoreline Impact Zone as hq.

[F]

We're ready.

[C]

So Alex and I were out on a boat ride last night, and I took a picture of the Shoreline Impact Zone, and I had it queued up with, like, the NFL theme song. And I was about to send it in the group chat, and then I said, I'm not gonna just annoy Ken on.

[B]

Off camera on a Sunday. On a Sunday.

[D]

Then I got rid of it.

[C]

But it was funny. It was just like.

[B]

NFL's greatest hits. Second to the shoreline Impact Zone.

[C]

You know that there's a house popping up for sale, like, three houses down from Ken. I was like, how funny would be if I bought that house now. I just moved right next to Ken. You just can't get away from me.

[A]

Money put bees in your boathouse.

[B]

Yeah. Cj, you could start. You could start your little bee farm at your house.

[C]

Start the bee farm at Ken's.

[E]

That's where the neighbors would draw the freaking line with us. You guys do all these things.

[B]

We're cool.

[E]

Now you have a bunch of bee.

[C]

Farm until you start bringing honey over to everyone.

[D]

1.

[C]

And they're saving money on honey because think how much money you probably spend on honey a year.

[F]

At least tens.

[B]

At least 10 bucks.

[D]

That's my favorite thing. And then whenever you. Whenever you give honey to someone, you have to say this. This will pretty much last you forever.

[C]

Yeah, well, yeah, because no one actually eats and it will last forever. Honey doesn't expire. Cody was telling me about it.

[D]

It's just something that everyone that, like, gives out honey has to say.

[F]

My mom bought, like, a gallon jar of honey, like, back when I was a little kid, and she's still. Yeah, that's crazy rolling through that.

[B]

It's a little.

[C]

I'd maybe just get a new one at that point.

[F]

Oh, it was like the.

[E]

The real like, all right, Honey salesman. There's nothing wrong with that honey. Just get a new one, you guys.

[D]

The shelf life is too damn long.

[B]

So honey never goes bad, huh?

[C]

Big honey needs to get rid of that. That whole narrative.

[B]

Yeah, dude, Big.

[C]

That's why honey sales aren't as big as they used to be.

[B]

Yeah, everyone has honey now, dude. Honey sales are just like, God damn it, Big Honey.

[E]

That's what Alex is gonna start calling you.

[D]

That's what Gavin calls his chicks.

[C]

Okay, yeah, I'll keep you guys posted on my beehive stuff. Maybe we'll film it if I get some. Well, I am getting some. I'm just waiting on to get here.

[D]

So wait on the plugs.

[B]

All right, well, that's a wrap. All right.

[C]

We'Ll see you guys next week.

[B]

Oh, man.

[D]

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