Evan's Late Night Stunt Caught on Security Camera

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Evan's Late Night Stunt Caught on Security Camera
Date: September 26, 2023

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Overview

This episode of the Life Wide Open podcast with CboysTV is a lively, comedic roundtable featuring CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, and homie-guest Jake. The crew banters about recent blunders (including not recording the first run of the podcast), wild car stories, Cboys’ finances, weight loss journeys, viral social media mishaps, risky late-night stunts, and skydiving tales. The group shares business and life philosophies amid classic, chaotic CboysTV humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Recording Fails and Podcast Dynamics

• The show starts with the team ribbing Ken for forgetting to hit record on their first take, forcing everyone to re-record.
• This incident sets a playful, self-deprecating tone and highlights the group's chemistry and ability to laugh at themselves.
• [00:28] Ben: "We just filmed the entire podcast and Ken forgot to hit record."

2. Roles, Jokes and Group Chemistry

• Jake is introduced as more of a friend-guest than a formal interviewee.
• The crew jokes about podcast earnings and Ryan’s supposed big spending with podcast money (“You got nice wheels, lift it up.” [05:48]).
• [03:12] Ben quips Ryan is "wearing an iced out chain," referring to a hypothetical “Life Wide Open” chain.

3. Weight Loss & Shirt Sizes

• The crew discusses Jake’s significant weight loss milestones, with playful digs about his shirt sizes.
• [10:25] Evan: "You're looking great, you lost damn near, what, 50 pounds now?"
• Jake opens up about the discipline required: two workouts a day, improved diet, and hitting the sauna.
• [12:30] Jake: "Two workouts a day. And then I try and, like, limit myself. It was like 1800 calories a day."

4. Car Culture Stories & Accidents

• The group discusses burnout culture, car modifications, and wild car stunts.
• Jake retells causing two car accidents—one by distracting a friend (Tom) who rear-ends someone, and another from doing a burnout for a tire shop at their request, leading to another driver crashing into a parked car.
• [16:45] Ken: "He just fully rear ends the car in front of him."
• [17:13] Jake: "My guys have been busting ass... would you ever just do a burnout for everybody as you leave?"

5. Dangerous Shop Antics & Security Footage

• Evan’s late-night stunt—doing risky four-wheeler donuts in the shop, surrounded by $350k worth of cars—becomes a highlight. The group relives the tension when unsecured weights start flying toward expensive vehicles.
• [36:07] Ben: "You had to have thought that this was a bad idea."
• [36:59] Mike: "Sometimes it pays to be lucky."

6. Philosophy on Risk & Responsibility

• The crew reflects on their ‘present-focused’ attitude and risk tolerance—acknowledging that sometimes things catch up to you (“future Jake's problems” with credit cards and packages).
• [41:31] CJ: "It may not be the best motto ever as far as financially, but you were like, run out of money, just make more."

7. Skydiving & Personal Boundaries

• Jake shares his progression from tandem to solo skydiving, including a harrowing experience where a friend’s chute initially failed.
• The group debates who would/wouldn’t go skydiving; Mike adamantly refuses due to fear of heights, despite his daredevil reputation.
• [55:29] CJ: "This is your first solo?"
• [61:00] Mike: "I don't like roller coasters... I don't like heights, dude."

8. Car Trip/Cannonball Run Ideas

• Jake pitches a fan-involving cross-country car run from Cormorant to Vegas, suggesting content potential and additional challenges (e.g., $500 car limit).
• [43:53] Jake: "Join the crew... we just roll into Vegas like, 100 cars deep."
• Discussion about vehicle reliability and adventure ensues.

9. Big Purchases and Lifestyle Flexes

• Banter about massive TVs (Jake’s 120" TV), spending habits, and the “toys of the season” theme.
• [25:05] Jake: "It is one hundred and six on the top and one hundred and twenty corner to corner."
• Quick jokes about how frivolous their purchases can be—and how it all adds up.

10. Group Camaraderie, Roasts & Apologies

• The crew revisits a notorious Snapchat story prank by Jake (posting an explicit pic from Ken’s phone) and the ensuing fallout.
• Candid acknowledgement of crossed lines and sincere (if still joking) apologies.
• [28:48] Ben: "You posted a picture of your dick on Ken's story."

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Recording Mishaps

  • Ben [00:28]: "We just filmed the entire podcast and Ken forgot to hit record. It was so good..."
  • Evan [00:42]: "Like, it's just in the garbage."

• On Ryan’s Podcast Profit

  • Ken [05:42]: "He's getting some extra money somehow."
  • Evan [07:19]: "I was sitting on the beach drinking a pina colada."

• Jake’s Weight Loss Tips

  • Jake [12:15]: "Running two miles every day and then eating better..."
  • Ryan [12:32]: "Yeah, that's impressive."

• Joking about Car Accidents

  • Ken [16:45]: "He's, like, looking at us, and he just fully rear ends the car in front of him."
  • Jake [17:24]: "So I'm, like, swinging it around in the... parking lot and whatever."

• Risky Stunts in the Shop

  • Ben [36:07]: "You had to have thought that this was a bad idea."
  • Mike [36:59]: "Sometimes it pays to be lucky."

• Financial Recklessness

  • CJ [41:31]: "It may not be the best motto ever as far as financially, but you were like, run out of money, just make more."
  • Jake [43:02]: "I bought a VR system for my PlayStation with the last grand while I was in, like, chemistry."

• Skydiving and Facing Fears

  • Jake [55:00]: "This is my first solo ever. Static line, and... I'm hanging from the wing..."
  • Mike [61:00]: "I don't like roller coasters... I don't like heights, dude."

• Trip/Cannonball Run Pitch

  • Jake [43:53]: "Join the crew. And we just roll into Vegas like, 100 cars deep."

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Highlighted Segments & Timestamps

• Recording Fail & Frustration: 00:28–02:15
• Car Culture & Burnout Jokes: 04:05–07:08
• Jake’s Weight Loss Journey: 10:25–13:46
• Car Accidents Caused by Distraction: 16:45–18:48
• Evan’s Dangerous Four-Wheeler Stunt: 34:14–37:54
• Financial Recklessness & Jake’s Shopping Sprees: 39:11–43:10
• Snapchat Prank Revisited: 28:31–29:34
• Cannonball Run Road Trip Ideas: 43:41–46:50
• Skydiving Story and Debate: 51:04–62:23

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Tone & Atmosphere

The tone is irreverent, sarcastic, and fast-paced—classic CboysTV—with the friends openly roasting and supporting each other. The podcast blends storytelling, confession, and classic “shop talk,” leaning heavily into the group’s Midwest bro energy. There’s frequent crosstalk, good-natured bullying, and surprisingly thoughtful reflections on ambition, risk, and friendship.

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For Listeners New & Old

• If you crave behind-the-scenes chaos, this episode delivers with candid stories, stunts gone too far, and authentic crew dynamics.
• If you want community philosophy, you’ll hear about calculated (and reckless) risk, money management (or lack thereof), and why enjoying the now has real merit.
• If you love shop banter and Midwest car culture, the episode is packed with relatable, absurd, and cautionary tales from the crew’s everyday lives.

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Suggested Title & Thumbnail?

• The group hints at how the skydiving debate or “Evan’s Late Night Stunt” would make for a compelling title and image.

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Overall:
This is classic Cboys content—equal parts hilarious, reckless, and weirdly insightful—managing to blend car stories, homegrown business, and life advice in a podcast that’s as much about group chemistry as its wildest stunts.

Transcript

[Ben]

Ken, do you feel uncomfortable with Mike being here?

[Ken]

You're gonna be the reason I'm fat again one day. No, no. Excuse me.

[Mike]

I'm being a degenerate.

[Ken]

I caused a car accident the other day. Wait, wait, what?

[Jake]

Like, I'm in no spot right now to get after Ken, but after putting.

[Ken]

These headphones back on, I'm a little pissed.

[Evan]

Fired up. Yeah, fired up. Round two.

[Ken]

What?

[Evan]

This is round three now.

[Ken]

Round three, baby.

[Evan]

We.

[Ben]

We just filmed the entire podcast and Ken forgot to hit record.

[Ken]

It was so good. It was so good.

[Evan]

Funny jokes, too. Like, funny jokes that just won't ever hit the same.

[Ken]

You can't recreate that.

[Evan]

Like, it's just in the garbage.

[Jake]

Like, I'm in no spot right now to get after Ken, but after putting.

[Ken]

These headphones back on, I'm a little pissed. Fired up.

[Evan]

Yeah. Fired up.

[Ben]

Yeah. We had to get up and walk away, you know, let it cool down and sit back down. And it just got. Just got real again. Dude. I'm pissed off.

[Ken]

I just bing at a whole box of Cheez its down there.

[Evan]

I was kind of.

[Mike]

I wasn't going to drink this morning.

[Evan]

Yeah, dude.

[CJ]

No, it was funny. You guys all walked off, like, blowing off some steam, just getting reset. CJ goes. Should we just run it tomorrow? Like. No, we're good, we're good, we're good.

[Ken]

Ken, just get out of here, bro. You know, it's.

[Evan]

Hey, he feels bad though, and he knows he messed up cuz Evan put him over his knee and gave him a bare bottom spanking.

[CJ]

Oh, my.

[Jake]

Yeah, before we do start, though. Weird. Are they recording?

[Evan]

Yeah, we get someone else to check. Yeah, it says record on there. Now he's like, what does wreck mean?

[CJ]

So we're live.

[Ben]

Yeah. All right, so we're back. We got Jake on the podcast. Not necessarily as, like a interviewed guest, but you're more of a homie guest today.

[Ken]

Thanks, bro.

[Jake]

Good to be back.

[Ken]

Round two.

[CJ]

Wait, why'd you leave, bro?

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, just ask him that again.

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah. That was the opener and it really threw me off guard and everyone laughing. It was so funny.

[Jake]

But you missed it because Ken in here before.

[CJ]

Almost as funny the second time.

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[CJ]

Good to have you. Look at the setup right now.

[Evan]

And we're rolling five mics deep.

[CJ]

I love it.

[Evan]

At least on this side. We had to take the mic away once. Ken, you know, messed up. I'm sorry. But yeah, this is nice. We got to get another mic. So we have six. And then we'd have Jamie over There he could defend himself a little bit.

[CJ]

I would have been really scared to have six mics or five at the first start, but we've gotten really good at, you know, letting each other talk. Like, at the beginning, I don't think I would have been able to, like, it's just a lot of, like, it's a big group. How are you going to do it? But I agree.

[Evan]

Ryan, can you get us another mic for next. Next week?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Ryan, you missed out. We were kind of talking about you're kind of ballin and everyone's wondering where their podcast money is.

[Ken]

And I just envision you looking like.

[Jake]

The Bang Energy owner at one point.

[Ken]

Just getting out of your TRX just with a big Life Wide Open podcast chain and everything.

[Evan]

Ryan's running it like a true boss. He's just sitting back today, not doing anything, watching, you know, counting his honey count his money.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah. Ryan wearing an iced out chain. This is Life Wide Open podcast.

[Evan]

Meanwhile, we're all like, hey, have you gotten paid at all for the podcast yet?

[CJ]

Now you'll know when. When Ryan's really ballin. When someone else starts doing the ads.

[Evan]

Yeah, really hands on. He'll be on an island in like, yeah, yeah.

[Ben]

Puerto Rico.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

All jokes aside, I think I kind of want a lifewide open chain that might go hard.

[Evan]

That would go. If anyone's going to pull it off.

[Ben]

It'D be you, Ev.

[Jake]

Dude, we like in your donk, bro.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying.

[CJ]

Like, but that's Evan's next surprise. But we accidentally make it say Life.

[Ken]

Wide open podcast 20,000 Grinder cut the podcast, and with T Voice T, it's like the whole perfect thing.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

The chain goes, like, weirdly hard, but it said podcast at the bottom. And everyone's like, what the Ev.

[Evan]

You really could pull off, like, a chain, though, especially one with like a. What do you call diamonds medallion. Like, I could see it like a Steve will do it style, like, heavy chain with something because it just fits your, like, vibe, you know? Like, it doesn't look off you driving the donked out El Camino. Like you're saying, oh, yeah. I mean, that's what I'd expect to hop out of there if it feels.

[Mike]

Wrong and right at the same time. Equal mix.

[Evan]

But you love that, don't you?

[Mike]

Yeah, I do.

[CJ]

Quite literally. I'm not poking fun. I'm just entertained by it. But the one times that I've caught you leaning up against something, you know, 10, 20, 30ft away from the El Camino Just smiling, staring at it, taking it all in.

[Mike]

I came out of Menards the other day and looked across the parking lot and laughed, like, just a little bit.

[Ben]

Now you got the thing, like, it's like the most car guy thing ever where you hop out of the car and then as you're walking away, you're, like, constantly staring at it.

[Evan]

4 Look back on the way in.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

You ever done that before? I suppose you never would have done that with your rap.

[Mike]

Glance at the raptor a time or two.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Just like, making sure you didn't leave the door open. Turn the key off.

[Mike]

Yeah, I only leave the fridge door open.

[Evan]

That's true.

[Ben]

I did have to get after you. Yeah. I came to the shop the other day, morning, and the fridge door was open. I said, there's only one little gremlin running around here late at night, leaving fridges open.

[Mike]

Honest mistake.

[Ben]

I was driving Ryan's TRX earlier today that he bought with all the podcast money that he doesn't pay us.

[Evan]

Right?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I was wondering that. I parked next to him the other day. I looked at his truck and I looked at my. I said, something's not right here.

[Ben]

Something. Something feels off.

[Ken]

He's getting some extra money somehow.

[Evan]

You got nice wheels.

[Ben]

Lift it up.

[Evan]

It's already a nicer truck.

[Mike]

More lights than a Christmas tree.

[Ben]

I mean, it's a fast truck. So, like, every single time that you come to a stop sign, you have to do like, a full throttle pull away from it.

[Evan]

Yeah. He noticed his tank was empty when.

[Ben]

He got back, actually. Right. Sit in on this because I'm curious to hear your take on it. It's got 37s, which are massive tires. I think they're what, 13 wide? It's a big wheel. I was fighting for my life just to keep that thing on the road. I was darting from lane to lane. I was hitting. I was hitting, like, each. Each side of. Of the whites.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Bro, that thing is pulling all over the place. What'd you do to it?

[Ryan]

I didn't do it.

[Evan]

I drove it.

[Ryan]

It drove fine when I. When I drive it.

[Evan]

It is a little dirty when I drove it back from heydays, but. But, I mean, you get used to it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, it's just a. It's just a big truck with a big motor in the front, you know? I mean, it's just something you got.

[CJ]

To get used to.

[Evan]

I think it's the wheel. I think it's gotta be the tires and the lift, but this is safety. You just need like a alignment legit.

[Ben]

Like bobbing and weaving just to keep that thing straight.

[Evan]

It's got two extra cylinders in your little waft. Yeah, that's probably what it was. Couldn't handle the extra two cylinders.

[Ryan]

No. Yeah, I mean, if you want a highway cruiser, 37 by 13 and a half, ridge grapplers is not your ideal tire choice.

[Ben]

I suppose it does make sense. It's fun, though.

[Jake]

Yeah. I will say I must be nice.

[Ben]

Yeah, must be nice, right?

[Ken]

Dude, all those ads that everybody hates.

[Ryan]

They'Re finally starting to pay off.

[Ben]

I'm surprised you're here right now. You're not sitting on an island.

[Evan]

I was sitting on the beach drinking a pina colada.

[Ryan]

I was trying to get out of here, but my truck was out of gas, so I had to come do a couple more ads so I could fill it up.

[Ken]

You know, one of the comments I.

[Jake]

Laughed the hardest at the last time we did the podcast is when you had like a back to back ads and someone's like, I feel like Ryan's ads is when you wake up at 2am and George Lopez is popping up on the screen.

[CJ]

Honestly, that's flattering compared to like, them being like, I hate ads. I hate when Ryan does ads.

[Evan]

Ryan does have some serious hype behind his ads. Like, everyone's talking about him. Yeah, I mean, it's a whole topic. We could dive into it. We don't need to today, but we'll just let them Saturday, you guys. Through this podcast.

[CJ]

You guys are lucky. You might even hear a couple today, I think.

[Ken]

Right there, right there.

[Ben]

I think Ryan should start his own podcast, but just do ads.

[Ken]

Can you pull up bills or what, Ken?

[Evan]

As if you hadn't done enough.

[Mike]

What do you.

[Ken]

Don't touch anything.

[Ben]

Trying to get me to pay for his bills. Are you pulling up invoices right now?

[CJ]

As like the most. Easily the most tech savvy person in the group, I still don't know how you struggle to fill Jamie's shoes.

[Evan]

Damn, that was harsh.

[CJ]

Okay?

[Evan]

That was harsh, bro. I was harsh, Mike.

[CJ]

It genuinely surprises me.

[Ken]

Dude, leave the guy alone.

[Evan]

Jesus, dude, that was toug on him.

[Ryan]

He's already had a hard morning.

[Ben]

Mike, what's your deal?

[Evan]

Just tell him he's bad at his job, right? On the podcast with all these people. That was.

[CJ]

No, I'm saying he's got big shoes to fill.

[Ken]

Yeah, he said that he can't fill him.

[Evan]

Leave.

[CJ]

Oh, okay.

[Ken]

Okay then.

[CJ]

It is a little bit of a soft spot. I didn't realize that he Came out and said that I can't fill those shoes.

[Ben]

No, you.

[Ken]

You said that just out of nowhere.

[Evan]

Everyone was having a good day. I feel uncomfortable now.

[Ryan]

Just laughing, you know, having a good time.

[Ben]

Time, I guess.

[Evan]

Can you grab can of tissue, please.

[Ben]

If we're in the mood of calling people out.

[Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Ben]

Jake, what's up with the shirt size over here?

[Ken]

Dude, come on. I thought we were going to forget about this. All right, it's fine. I'm. I'm in between sizes. I thought I was like a schmedium large.

[Ben]

No, you ain't in between size. Yeah, you're just watching the wrong size.

[Ken]

Okay, well, I used to be like xl and I used to love, like super baggy shirts, right? Like 4X. Remember? All the rejects still wear the shirt.

[Evan]

They weren't baggy on you, though. They were just fitting.

[Ken]

Yeah, thanks, bro. I know, I know. But then, like, now a large, it.

[Jake]

Felt too big, so I put on the medium. It felt good. But then when you wash it, it goes.

[Evan]

So what are you doing? Are you trying to work your way down to a small or what?

[Ken]

No, that's what.

[CJ]

Yeah, you threw the schmedium large in just in case. You can dabble in the small.

[Evan]

Yeah, medium large. He's covering three sizes of shirts right now. What size T shirt are you? Small, medium or large?

[Ken]

Whatever you got.

[CJ]

I'm in between.

[Ken]

And I just trying to fit in.

[Evan]

It's your own brand, man. It's your own brand. You should get your own shirt in your own size.

[Ben]

You should start by trying to fit into your T shirt.

[Ryan]

But you're down to a medium because.

[Ben]

No, how much?

[Evan]

He's more down to a large. But you're looking great. You lost Damn near what, 50 pounds now?

[Ken]

Yeah, two pounds away.

[Jake]

My goal is like.

[Ken]

My goal is one.

[Jake]

So I was 225. My goal is 175. Just to say I actually lost 50.

[Evan]

That's crazy.

[Jake]

177 last Friday.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

That's actually insane. What are you doing to lose £50?

[Ken]

I basically.

[Jake]

So what I do is jerking off.

[Ken]

Yeah, you kid me knocks. All the people had my back last video.

[Mike]

Go.

[Jake]

So me and Cody go to the gym every morning.

[Ken]

I'll, like, run.

[CJ]

Yeah, it's not considered. It's not considered jerking off if you have help.

[Evan]

Next up, feeling my back last video. What do you mean by that?

[Ken]

What does that mean?

[CJ]

What?

[Ken]

Like, they're like, yo.

[Evan]

Hold on.

[Ben]

Do you think people were against you?

[Ken]

No, no, I was just like.

[Evan]

They were like, I can't get behind J comment section.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Now that I found it acceptable, but Jake doesn't jerk off anymore. I've really lost a lot of respect.

[Ken]

Unsubscribed because of no jerks. No, I meant, like, the guys that just thought it was funny. They could have left that out, but. Good, good. Obstinate.

[Jake]

No, Whatever.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Sorry. I'm sorry.

[Ken]

That's all right.

[Ben]

Okay, good. What were you saying?

[Evan]

You lost £50?

[Ken]

Yeah. Yeah. And you asked how I did that? Quit jerking off? No, I literally all I just started.

[Jake]

Doing was just, like, kind of, like, overdid. I just started, like, running two miles every day and then eating better. I. Like, whatever. And then I started just boxing at night and stuff. So I just, like. Two workouts a day. Yeah, two workouts a day. And then I try and, like, limit myself. It was like 1800 calories a day.

[Ben]

Hell, yeah.

[CJ]

That is overdoing it, folks. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's impressive.

[CJ]

You led with that. You said. So basically I just overdid it, you know?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

How long did it take to lose 50 pounds? Like, how long have you been doing this for, dude?

[Jake]

So the craziest part is, like, the last 10 has been, like, the hardest. So I lost maybe 40 in, like, two months.

[Evan]

You got to probably chop off a limb at this point.

[Jake]

Yeah, yeah. Like, the last £10 took forever. And I'm just literally, at this point just trying to force it to happen so I can say I did it and then I'm just straight cheeseburger.

[CJ]

And now I'm actually wondering, like, how funny of a battle would it be if you're like, yeah, I got two pounds left. Like, you're going to be battling now with, like, gaining muscle weight?

[Evan]

Exactly.

[CJ]

Like, you know, like, there's not much fat left on you.

[Evan]

Quit eating. Go frail. Like that. Frail.

[CJ]

Look, just to get that brittle and bone.

[Evan]

We could get you in the sauna, you remember? I bet you could lose two pounds right, in the sauna today after this.

[Ken]

Honestly, maybe if I did start, you.

[Jake]

Know, boinking it again.

[Evan]

Yeah, maybe you're nuts.

[CJ]

Maybe. Maybe.

[Ryan]

But that is wicked impressive.

[Ken]

Yeah, it felt good.

[Jake]

It's probably the only time I'll do that in my life. At least it did it.

[Ryan]

What's like, your goal? Get back to weight. Like you said, you're like, I'm gonna lose £50 and I'm going back to cheeseburgers.

[Jake]

Where do you want to be to be like, a good 190? Like a. A muscle 190? Yeah, just under, like, 200. Because after that, dude, it just kept going. Like, the scale. When I almost saw 130, I was just like, damn, that's big.

[Ben]

Oh, two, three, two, three.

[Ken]

No.

[Jake]

230. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. And I just like, the reason I wanted to do it. I, like, ran to the end of my driveway one day to get the mail, ran back, and halfway I was like.

[Ken]

And I was like, holy. This ain't cool.

[Ben]

It wasn't the let's Fiesta.

[Ken]

No, no, no.

[CJ]

That was a long time ago. It is funny that, like, that can go a long ways. Like, you're like, why am I gassed right now? And it can change your whole mindset. But we do that when we go snowmobiling and we're just dead compared to people who do it, like, all the time. And then we're just like a couple more days of this shit.

[Ryan]

Working out.

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We never really do, but it's the altitude.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Always blame it on the altitude.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

When in doubt, blame it on the altitude.

[CJ]

I like that. It's a good remix. Blame it on the altitude. How have we never sang that when we're on the mountain?

[Ken]

So what.

[Ben]

Cj.

[CJ]

I love that. I can tell.

[Evan]

All of us marching a little line.

[Ben]

Altitude.

[CJ]

No, there's no way we can march.

[Ben]

I can't believe we've never marched to this way.

[Evan]

We haven't seen marched.

[CJ]

Who's trying to march out there? I'm not. Dude, it's going to gas me out, bro.

[Evan]

Then you blame it on the altitude.

[CJ]

I'm really. I am really looking forward to every. Every time I look right. Every time I look right over to Ben and I'm, like, saying some shit that obviously could be laughed at or scoffed at. I can see when CJ makes a face based on Ben's face.

[Ken]

It's back.

[CJ]

Yeah. I don't even have to look at him.

[Jake]

You guys ready for a new topic?

[Evan]

Yeah, sure.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Ken]

I. I caused a car accident the other day.

[Jake]

Wait, wait, what?

[CJ]

Could you maybe airdrop that video to Ken?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Oh, Actually, we caused two car accidents, me and Cody.

[Ken]

Okay, so the first car accident we.

[Jake]

Caused, me and Cody were downtown being mischievous. And anyways, our buddy Tom was, like, rolling through town.

[Evan]

You guys were taking out stop signs, weren't you?

[Ken]

No, no. Yeah, that have been pre good, though. We got a whole bunch at home.

[Jake]

So Tom never sees us downtown because I just don't like to go downtown that much. Cody starts going all the time. He's like, yo, come with Me and obviously you and Ryan convinced me. You're like, dude, if I was you, I'd be going downtown. Well, I'm like, yeah, you know what? That's right. Yeah, I know.

[Ken]

This is you guys.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

You guys are in the police report.

[Evan]

Yeah. Yeah, they. It says they encouraged him to go out.

[Ken]

Who is they? Ryan and C.J.

[CJ]

Although they weren't present.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

All right, so go out and find a nice gal.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

So we just got dropped off, and.

[Jake]

We'Re walking down the sidewalk, and our buddy Tom sees us, and he's hanging out the window.

[Ken]

He's like, yo, what up? And we're like, screaming like, yo, we're downtown. And he's, like, not paying attention, and there's a car in front of him, and he's, like, looking at us, and he just fully rear ends the car.

[Jake]

In front of him.

[Ken]

We're like, oh, man, that sucks. Then we just go into the bar and ditch him.

[Jake]

We're like, we don't want to be part of that.

[Ken]

It's not our problem. And the second car accident I caused is.

[Jake]

This isn't my fault.

[Evan]

All in one night.

[Ken]

No.

[Jake]

This is like a day later.

[Ken]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Okay.

[Jake]

But I got new tires put on my Mustang, and I called this place. I'm like, hey, I need tires put on and oil change. I'm like, I have the tires in the back car, have the oil. You guys gotta drop it, do it quick. And he's like, yeah, I'll fit you in.

[Evan]

Just.

[Jake]

He's like, come in at 2. I'm like, cool, bring it in. They do it real quick. And he's just like, hey, my guys have been, like, busting ass, you know, and we kind of like, fit you in. He's like, would you ever just do a burnout for everybody? Like, as you leave?

[Ken]

I'm like, hell, yeah.

[Jake]

I got brand new tires. I'll do a burnout. So I'm, like, swinging it around in the. Okay. Parking lot and whatever.

[Mike]

Just.

[Evan]

That's how he repays his work.

[Ken]

Well, they were all like, would you.

[Evan]

Ever just do a burnout for me?

[Ken]

They, like, you know, I wanted to hype them up. Kind of something to see for the day, right?

[Ryan]

I'm with you.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Ryan gets it. I don't know where you get off.

[Ben]

That guy didn't even have to pay him.

[Ryan]

Didn't have to do a pizza party.

[Evan]

Hey, guys. Yeah, I gave him. I gave you guys a burnout. Hope you all enjoy that. Get back to work.

[Ben]

Hey, man. What a really strange thing to say to a guy that you just put new tires.

[Jake]

To get a new customer.

[Ken]

Though, you know, like, get me back in there. So I swing it back onto the.

[Jake]

Highway and I'm just leaving, right?

[Ken]

Well, this dude, like, rubber necks me and comes flying in the parking lot and just hits a random parked car there. I'm like, oh, here we go. Oh, my God, that was that. So I was. I just.

[Evan]

Did you leave?

[Ken]

Yeah, hold on.

[Ben]

So you just straight up cut him off?

[Ken]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Ryan]

He was looking back.

[Ken]

Yeah, looking back like, yo, that guy was doing donuts so those guys didn't have to get paid.

[Ben]

Holy. Was that V6 Mustang burning the tires?

[Evan]

That is more impressive. Honestly.

[CJ]

Those are fighting words.

[Evan]

Doing a donut. I'd probably more like opt to look. I'd be like, holy, that thing is ripping, actually.

[Ken]

Yeah, that's how I caused two car accidents last year.

[CJ]

Should have gone for the 3p.

[Ben]

Didn't you almost cause a car accident?

[Ken]

Jesus Christ.

[Ryan]

I mean, I didn't almost cause a car accident. The driver who didn't know how to zipper merge almost caused the accident. I mean, do you guys know how to zipper merge?

[Ben]

I don't even know what that means.

[Evan]

It's like one guy goes, literally, revoke this man's license.

[Ben]

So Mike says, you last podcast, you didn't even know what a zipper was.

[Evan]

That's true.

[CJ]

That was the best fucking callback ever. That was so funny. But, yeah, if you don't know how to zipper merge, like, get effed.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta get on the page. So anyway, there's a ton of construction in Fargo, the town next to us. And so it's one lane, you're coming around on the highway, and then the other southbound lane merges on to the other lane, which then merges another one. So I'm coming in and I see, you know, there's a line of cars. So I flash my headlights, let this lady in the CRV in, and this guy in, like, a nice red Charger tries to kind of bop in. And I'm in my truck, which, as you know, it's impossible to drive. How am I supposed to get out of his way? Yeah, so I'm like, this guy. And so I just keep driving and, like, get right up behind the lady in the CRV and, like, block him out. And he's like, coming in like he's going to sideswipe me. And I was like, do it. I don't know. You know, I was having a bad day. No, not that.

[Evan]

I don't give a fuck. It would have been him who merged off the podcast.

[CJ]

Reed kind of lit, though, in the snap Ryan sent us about ranting about that. You're like, I got my dash cam on. Hit me.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, I did. It would have been his fault.

[Evan]

And he was. New wheels and tires that don't pull this hard.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So he's, like, flicking me off through the window like he was all. All hot about it. And I, having a really bad day, immediately caught Joy out of ruining this guy's day. So we hop in line. He's behind the trailer flicking me off, and I, like, throw my hand out the window, give him the banging, you know.

[Evan]

Thumbs up. He looks over at the passer. Was that Jake Sherbrooke?

[Ben]

The fact that this driving bang, and it's legendary. All right, sorry, what?

[Ryan]

We get into the lanes where he's about to come around, so that I see him do a hard merge across a white line that you can't merge across. And then he's going to fly up next to me. So I'm looking to grab my phone to put him on the news, and I see him roll down his window, and he's got his phone out. He's trying to put me on the news.

[Ben]

Oh, man, I'd love to see this video.

[Ryan]

I know it's got to be out there somewhere. And so I see it, and I just give him the biggest thumbs up and smile. And he looks at me like this, and the phone goes on.

[Ken]

He goes, see, boys?

[CJ]

And you're like, everything about what you just did is just, like, blown out the window.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I just looked at him and I kind of, like, shook my head and laughed and just, like, I was, like, in shock as well.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And then he just hit his brakes and followed, like, way behind me the rest of the time in embarrassment.

[CJ]

Amazing.

[Ken]

That guy realized he effed up.

[Jake]

But I will say, no, no.

[Ben]

I think he just goes, oh, he's stupid.

[Ken]

Oh, this guy's a psycho.

[Jake]

I gotta say, I was just gonna.

[Ken]

Say, if that video ever surfaces, I guarantee Ryan's just going, you looking at my shirt again, bro? Stop, stop.

[Ben]

No, I can't stop.

[Ken]

Okay, Stop. Be proud of the guys.

[Ben]

I know.

[Evan]

I am.

[CJ]

Get some help.

[Ben]

I am.

[Ken]

You're gonna be the reason I'm fat again. 1.

[Ben]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Evan]

I'm fat.

[Ben]

Hey, hey. If anybody can laugh at you, it's me.

[CJ]

I was valid.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I was just saying I envision this video surfacing. Ryan told it his way, and it just Ryan. Screaming, I put that window down.

[Ben]

I gave him the biggest thumbs up.

[Ken]

It's just like. Yeah.

[Ben]

As he's like.

[Evan]

It was a replay of him telling the story. And then next to it is Ryan. Figure it out, dude.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Ben]

Yeah, we gotta get that video. It's got to be out there somewhere.

[Evan]

Well, it might come back around now.

[CJ]

Ryan was obviously having a bad day because he was doing Ben's errands. It was even funny. I was on the toilet yesterday and Ryan calls me and goes, dude, tell Ben to answer his phone. I'm at Best Buy. I'm like, all right.

[Evan]

All right.

[Ryan]

That's after I called him like 17 times. I was like, what in the.

[Ben]

What is he doing?

[Ryan]

So important.

[CJ]

What were you doing standing at the.

[Ryan]

Line of Best Buy, trying to get. Holding up a whole line of TV's for him? I was trying to pick up Ben's TV's. I was trying to pick up ben's.

[Ken]

TV's at Best Buy.

[Ryan]

Holding up the line, he's not answering his phone.

[Ken]

Got some unchecked aggression going.

[Evan]

To be fair.

[Ben]

To be fair, I was a little busy. I was just avoiding your phone call.

[Ken]

I think you were.

[Ryan]

You just wanted me to struggle.

[Ben]

No, man, they. Yeah, they were not gonna let those TVs go with the wrong guy if they were in my name. And they. They were not gonna let Ryan speak for him.

[Ryan]

I even gave them like your Social Security number and stuff and they wouldn't.

[Evan]

Give me the tv.

[CJ]

Yeah, I was saying, they're like, listen, we'll have to put them in your name. You have to do a title transfer later.

[Ben]

Title transfer? The TVs. Yeah. Thanks for getting that taken care of, brother.

[Evan]

No problem.

[Ben]

Then you came over this morning and helped me hang them up.

[Evan]

How big of TVs did you get?

[CJ]

They're nice. They're nice.

[Evan]

They're big boys.

[CJ]

They're nice, I think like Sony Bravias, dude. The best TV in the game.

[Ben]

Damn, Mike. I didn't want to flex my TVs, but I guess I'll let you do it.

[Evan]

You got some good ones.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So that's what you're into.

[Ken]

You got.

[Evan]

Is it amazing though? Like straight up, like a mid grade TV is like awesome nowadays. And they're like.

[CJ]

And so cheap.

[Evan]

Couple hundred bucks are cheap now. It used to be like such a big deal, but they're cheap as hell. It's amazing. So I was asking what size you got. Yeah, what size you get?

[Ben]

Like 75 inch and 65 inch.

[Evan]

Damn. Jacob didn't you get a really big TV.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Evan]

So.

[CJ]

Oh yeah, you did on order.

[Jake]

Yeah, yeah. Big Flex 120.

[Evan]

Ben's got those little baby.

[Ken]

You got the little boy TVs, bro.

[Evan]

Hold on, Jake.

[Ben]

Hold on, Jake.

[Evan]

120.

[Jake]

Hold on.

[Evan]

How much was.

[Ben]

Hold on, Jake. Is it one TV that's 120 or is it the four?

[Jake]

No, yeah, it's a water.

[Ken]

It is one hundred and six on.

[Jake]

The top and one hundred and twenty corner to corner.

[CJ]

Is it a TV? Yeah.

[Ben]

Is it a projector?

[Jake]

It ain't a projector.

[CJ]

Wow.

[Evan]

I didn't know that they.

[Jake]

So basically what we wanted is when you open the door to our shop, you just see a TV and you're like, this is sick.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

And then just a couch and you just sit down, just watch.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Jake]

That way when you have friends come over, they're like, what are we doing? And be like, you kidding me?

[Evan]

You see that 120 watching TV? Who wants to come over and watch TV?

[Ben]

Once we got the TV hung up in my house, Evan Ryan goes, man, that's an awesome tv. And I go, that might be the most American thing I've heard you say.

[CJ]

Also the sizes have always been like that. So you can get a 65, a 75, let's say maybe an 85 now at a pretty decent price. And then you go up. So let's say the 85 inch is 2 grand. 2,500, 3 grand. And then you go up to that like 100 inch and it's just like 8,500.

[Evan]

I don't know what size TVs you can get like a friggin 75 for like probably 800 bucks.

[CJ]

Yeah. And as soon as you go up to that massive size. So like I'm a little bit concerned for you. And you're spending.

[Ken]

I'm just worried.

[Evan]

How much is that? Yeah. How much is 120 inch TV?

[Ken]

They're a lot.

[Jake]

I just.

[Evan]

10 grand.

[CJ]

Under 10?

[Jake]

Yeah, they're under 10.

[Evan]

7 grand.

[Jake]

Somewhere in that neighborhood.

[Evan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[CJ]

That's what I mean.

[Jake]

Yeah. It is a supercharger.

[Evan]

I'm just glad to know you're spending your money wisely.

[Jake]

Yeah. You kidding me? You could have. You could have did way worse stuff.

[CJ]

If there's one thing I know about 50 inch TV.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

One thing I know about you, Jake, you always love watching tv.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Man, I almost wanted to be on there one day.

[Evan]

Yeah. Hey, okay. Yeah.

[Ben]

Do you think that maybe that's too big of a tv, Jake?

[Ken]

I've thought about it.

[Jake]

But at the same time, it's just going to be like, are you ever going to be like, man, that 120 inch is an inconvenience?

[Ben]

Well, yeah, when you're sitting, like, four inches away from. You can literally only see, like, 17 pixels in front of your face.

[Ryan]

You got a big. You got a big room in there. You'll be fine.

[Jake]

We'll worry about it then we'll see who's laughing when you come over and we're watching games at my house. Okay. One thing I really want to say.

[Ken]

And I'm so mad I was not a part of it.

[Jake]

You guys, I don't know how many podcasts ago, but when you guys talked.

[Ken]

About when I posted a story on Ken's phone, I wanted to be here. No, we gotta get.

[Evan]

Dude, Ken probably on here.

[Ken]

Yeah, Ken, can you get in here?

[Ryan]

Career.

[Evan]

Now you're back to bullying him? This guy?

[Ben]

Yeah. I was like, hey, what is your.

[CJ]

Deal, you know, being up on him? I was like, maybe I should step out.

[Evan]

Are you gonna say some mean again?

[CJ]

I just. I don't want to.

[Evan]

No, you don't want to be nice?

[CJ]

For the record? No, I'm not gonna say mean again. And also, I just. You know, I just figured maybe Ken could open up a little bit more if I'm not here.

[Ken]

Oh, it's fine.

[Ben]

Do you feel uncomfortable with Mike being here?

[Ken]

Sometimes, yeah. Right now, he hasn't said anything quite to that level yet.

[Ben]

Like, you're lucky that CJ is in between you two.

[Evan]

I think Ken's lucky, actually.

[Ken]

It's by design.

[CJ]

Yeah. But, yeah, fun story, and bummer that you weren't here. So if you guys didn't hear, you'll.

[Jake]

Have to go listen to the pod. But basically, what I did in hindsight is I.

[Evan]

Not in hindsight. It's what you did. What you did.

[Ken]

What I. What I did is I.

[Jake]

Before Snapchat was, like, big. What it was before it was, like, monetized, was just you and your friends, and that's all you had. And then.

[Ben]

Quit trying to downplay this. You posted a picture of your dick on Ken's story.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

There's nothing more, nothing less to it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

You just took my phone, opened up Snapchat, and that's what you did. Yeah, And I said, what's up, dudes?

[Evan]

Yeah, it was on a story. It was the funniest thing.

[Ken]

I think the.

[Ben]

The caption might be the most disturbing part.

[Evan]

I think the best part was that he was stretching his dick. I don't like it made it a little fucked up. You're like, what is this guy doing? Not only is he posting this, but it's just some fucked up, like, what's he doing to himself? You know?

[Ken]

So I do got to say now I'm sincerely sorry for that, but I do still think it's super funny. Yeah, it's, it's. It's good. In hindsight, it is kind of funny. But it, it did tick me off pretty bad. I could tell.

[CJ]

And I think what I really want to see an apology for is like. Yeah, it's funny enough that, that I appreciate you apologizing for that, but what about beating him up?

[Evan]

Yeah, that was.

[Ken]

I think.

[Ben]

I think that's where it was.

[Mike]

In a park.

[Jake]

I don't.

[Ken]

We were just wrestling around, you know.

[Evan]

I don't know if it was called wrestling. You just flat out assaulted, bro.

[Ken]

I'm not gonna lie. After re watching that arm bar, I'm like, dude, that guy is an a hole.

[Evan]

You're gonna break his arm.

[Ken]

He's like bending backwards. I'm like, I don't even know if I can do that now. Yeah, you don't have the right to be mad for this. I'm gonna. Yeah.

[Evan]

Literally beat your ass on top of it. Beat some sense into you.

[Ken]

Maybe I am the bully of the story.

[Evan]

You know, I do have video actually of kind of bullying Ken the other day. The other day Ken was stuck in this ball and you were like making it so we couldn't get out and he didn't realize it. Like he's trying to get out, but the ball. Yes. Figuring out Ken couldn't get out for the. To save his fucking life. And then look at this.

[Ken]

Wondering why I couldn't get out of there.

[Evan]

Ken couldn't get out and he just literally thought he was stuck. But Jake was just behind him the whole time.

[CJ]

Yeah. My favorite. Yeah, we pull it off and you're like, dude, something about the ball was just pushing down on me.

[Ken]

Didn't even notice it.

[Ben]

Dude, those orbit balls are fantastic inventions.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Super cool. I just wish they were more durable. Like, I guess they didn't. That one didn't break, did it? Did it pop when the mini truck hit it? That's awesome. But we managed to pop it in our shop right out the gate.

[Ken]

We got metal floor.

[CJ]

Yeah, that's what it was. But other than that. Yeah, they. They weren't cheap, but 1200 a piece. Glad that we got. Cuz they make all different sizes. But did the big. Honestly coming into it, I was like, dude, this is going to be, like, kind of silly until we had people done it on YouTube. And I was just like, this is going to be kind of like.

[Ken]

Till we had them blown up, I was a little worried they were going.

[Ben]

To be too small.

[CJ]

I was just like, this isn't going to be that funny. And they are the most fun ever.

[Evan]

They're lit. I'm glad that we still have them. Like, they're so. They're still usable. I thought they were going to be broken after the hour of filming.

[CJ]

Dude, we pulled them behind the boat. Dude, it was like the most fun ever. And I was trying to get you guys to do it. Someone, obviously you were driving. But I was like, someone else has to do this. Everyone's like, dude, I am good. You guys are crazy M effers, bro. And I'm like, no, seriously, someone's got to get in.

[Evan]

I think if you could just get past the idea of it popping and you being stuck in there and basically sinking, like, that's the only thing that would have been.

[CJ]

Which I didn't see happening. But it was.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jake]

I don't know from your perspective, like, your hole was pretty open, but when you were pulling Ryan, you couldn't get out of that.

[Ken]

Dude, it was like. It was tight.

[CJ]

Why would I ever try to get out of it while. If it was. While we're getting yanked.

[Jake]

No, like, let's say if it was.

[CJ]

Sinking, it would take so long to deflate.

[Evan]

Yeah. As long as it didn't, like, detach from the rope. And then you got. Somehow it popped. But then now we don't have any way to, like, grab it and just start sinking.

[Ben]

But hell, it'd be a hell of.

[CJ]

A way to go.

[Evan]

I was. I was trying to do a mixture of driving like you did. Driving crazy, but not too crazy, where it's just like, this is just not.

[CJ]

Yeah. You know, Great.

[Jake]

You know, those would have been awesome when we did the slip and slide a long time ago. That have been so fun. Pile like five people in one of them and just.

[Evan]

We got to bring them to a big hill.

[Ben]

I feel like this winter.

[CJ]

Yeah. I was just wondering.

[Ben]

To a ski hill mountain.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah. So we definitely have to do that. It looks so fun. I was just watching the Sickos video of it. They, like, went to the back country and did it.

[Ben]

Oh, really?

[CJ]

Yeah, they did. I was like, still, it looks so fun because they actually got cruising. I mean, it was like a full blown.

[Evan]

It was pretty gnarly. I saw that.

[Jake]

Did you guys ever See the video of the dudes and the ones in Russia.

[Ben]

Oh, man.

[Evan]

All I know is they do different in Russia, so I already know it's good they died.

[Jake]

Oh, oh, yeah.

[Evan]

So I'm talking about different.

[Jake]

So they're going down this ski hill, right? And there's like a barrier along the bottom. Well, at the bottom it's open, flat. He goes off the side of the mountain and it's like, I'm talking thousands of feet and he is just. No coming back.

[Ben]

What a terrible place to do it.

[Jake]

Yeah, no, Russians are like that.

[Ben]

Like, they couldn't find a single better spot.

[CJ]

I don't know.

[Evan]

It was part of the moment on.

[Ben]

The side of the mountain.

[CJ]

I gotta have Evan step in here for a real, real fun story again. You know, it happened. I'm not mad about it. I was like slightly made into an accomplice for this. But you guys might be, I don't know, like what Evan was thinking at the time, but this happens all the time. There was just way higher consequences this time. That's what I should say.

[Jake]

Man, what a.

[Ben]

What a lead in.

[CJ]

I just couldn't believe my eyes. So basically, after we did the. The four wheeler snorkel, we have this four wheeler with a bunch of weights all over it. It still is outfitted fully with sandbags and weights and all this and that.

[Mike]

But we didn't really strap the weights down because we were just driving it low speed in the water. So the weights were kind of just sitting there.

[Ben]

So, like where this is, you can.

[CJ]

I mean, you can see in that other view Ken just had, you can see that there is $350,000 worth of cars sitting. And he's like, I'm going to do donuts, bro. And I was like, I. It was like the most skeptical I've ever been. And I still. I shame myself for not just stopping you.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Evan]

I would. I. Now I'm worried. I know everything should be okay.

[Ken]

Have you guys seen this?

[Evan]

This was a while ago. If we had that four wheeler. Excuse me, I'm being.

[Ken]

I got something.

[Mike]

My bag in my mouth.

[Ben]

Man, we got Dumb and Dumber here.

[Evan]

They're actually the two smartest.

[Mike]

Mike is barefoot. He kind of looks like a barbarian.

[Evan]

So this is why you guys have to sleep in so long. Oh, this is what you're doing at night?

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I love the snorkel, dude.

[CJ]

And it's so heavy. This four wheeler weighs like 2,000 pounds. Four wheel drift, he says. That's all he says. And I'm like, bro, you're insane.

[Ben]

You had to have thought that this was a bad idea.

[Mike]

That thought never crossed my mind at that point in time, believe it or not.

[Ben]

Concerning. That is so concerning.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, nothing got broken.

[Evan]

All right, so the first burnout, a weight flies off. I see. I think I flew in the right direction.

[Mike]

I think I thought, like, oh, the loose weight already came off. Now we're good. I don't know. A Ziploc bag of some sort.

[Evan]

Switch views. Switch views. Switch views.

[CJ]

No, don't do it yet.

[Mike]

The way it's gonna come off. Into the shipping container. Smashes.

[Evan]

Oh, man.

[CJ]

Dude. So, like, that weight could have hit either of the cars.

[Mike]

Could hit anything.

[Ben]

Could it hit anything, man, have you really just live your life one bad decision at a time?

[Mike]

Sometimes it pays to be lucky.

[Evan]

You're literally doing a burnout within a foot of my side of my gtr.

[Ben]

Like, go, go.

[Evan]

Throwing rocks all over it.

[Ben]

Other camera, how the floor was clean. Yeah, I'm sure it was. That's why the Zorba got popped.

[Mike]

I do remember the next morning, Ben goes, why is there black dust all over my white car, man?

[CJ]

What? But basically, I just couldn't believe that this is happening.

[Ben]

Is. Is extremely bizarre, is it not?

[CJ]

Yeah, No. I. Yeah.

[Evan]

Gets back on. He's cheesing.

[Mike]

I don't even have pants on.

[CJ]

No, dude, who would have paid for that?

[Mike]

Oh, I think I'd just be working for free. For free. For quite some time. I think that's how it work.

[CJ]

I think that is how that would work.

[Mike]

I mean, maybe pawn the Raptor.

[CJ]

That would have been tough.

[Ben]

Then one of us has to drive them back and forth.

[Mike]

At this point, I'd probably sell the wheels off the donk. That could replace some pretty serious damages.

[Evan]

Hey, I'm just glad nothing happened.

[Mike]

You know, Everything always buffs out one way or the other and usually finds a way to. So, like.

[Evan]

Yeah, I don't think that's why you don't have to think about anything.

[Mike]

Yeah, exactly what I was saying.

[Evan]

Do whatever you want. It'll all buff out in the end, dude.

[CJ]

Oh, man. Three years ago, Jake whipping out his credit card. You'd literally, like, take your credit card out and be, like, future Jake's problems.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Okay, so now that you're future Jake, how. How it.

[Jake]

I'm not gonna lie, I ran into some issues.

[Evan]

Debt collector came showing up.

[Ben]

I just wish somebody would have told.

[Ken]

Yeah, dude, I wish.

[Jake]

Yeah, it caught up to me for sure. But, you know, we got it cleared up by now. We were making Some good moves.

[Ben]

So when we were growing up, Jake used to work, like, the most gnarly manual labor job. So, like, in return, get paid the best, but it was still, like, the worst. It was just, like, a couple dollars more an hour than, like, the rest of us would make.

[CJ]

And, like, a lot of hours a week. A lot of hours a week to keep that.

[Jake]

It was just a lot. And, like, because I only worked three months at a time, because then afterwards I'd be either going to high school or college.

[Ben]

Jake had all this money, and, man, did he spend it. The dude had. The dude had packages coming every single day of. Not like, the most pointless shit. Like, Jake was on Amazon before Amazon, before Jeff Bezos was on Amazon.

[Ken]

I'm the reason that Jeff Bezos is where he's at today.

[Ben]

I strongly believe that.

[CJ]

I remember you being like, if I can average 30 to 31 packages a month, I'm doing good.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

What a day, baby. I will say I've been finding around.

[Jake]

My house, I'm like, why do I even have this?

[Ken]

I'm like, oh, yeah. It was like 2018Amazon stuff there.

[Evan]

Just trinkets.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So many trinkets, dude.

[Jake]

I got, like, a bunch of different.

[Ken]

Recorders and just like, you know, the little flutes.

[Jake]

Because I wanted to learn how to play candy shop on the recorders, which I did.

[Evan]

I learned.

[Jake]

Me and Mike did together.

[CJ]

Yeah, you put. Dude, put that video up.

[Ken]

Yeah, it's a good one.

[Jake]

I'll give it to you, Ken.

[Ken]

Why, Dude? I don't know.

[Evan]

Looking at. He just is trying to laugh. And then I'm getting blamed where I wasn't looking at him there.

[Ken]

You got a grin going today.

[Ben]

What?

[Ken]

I want to know what's going on in that brain. You're just like, I'm just smiling, dude.

[Evan]

I'm having fun sitting here with you guys.

[Ben]

Oh, I'm not like this great.

[Evan]

Yeah. You're telling the story about the recorder. I'm just like. I'm just pissed. Yeah, I'm cheesing, man.

[Ken]

I like that he's smiling. Give the guy a break.

[Evan]

You're like, oh, are you laughing at my haircut? Is that what it is?

[Ben]

Like, is that.

[Ken]

Are you self conscious?

[CJ]

Man acts like. Man acts like we can see his hair.

[Evan]

Well, I don't know.

[Ben]

He's like, you're.

[CJ]

Oh, looks. It looks great. I love.

[Evan]

I've been wondering why he's been laughing and looking at me so much, too.

[Ben]

No, you're just funny, bro.

[Evan]

I love that.

[Ben]

Just sitting there. Just.

[Evan]

It's awesome.

[Ken]

Funny.

[Evan]

I'm not even trying right now.

[Ken]

That's how you know you're funny if you ain't even trying.

[Evan]

At least funny looking. That's. That's for sure.

[Ben]

But, yeah. No, and then. Yeah. You used to always have, like, depending on the season, the toy of the season. Yeah. Quads in the fall, snowmobiles in the winter, and then, I don't know, car in the summer.

[Ken]

Yeah. What are you going with this story, man?

[Ryan]

I.

[Ben]

That's a good saying.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I had.

[Ken]

I was a kid with no bills. I had an abundance of cash at the time, so, yeah, I'm gonna buy the stuff I've always wanted and saw on the Internet.

[Ben]

I know. I guess it's just me just, like, saying, like, I'm, like, so proud of you.

[Ken]

Yeah, thanks, dude. Like, you. You guys are the same way. You're just doing the same still. We all are.

[CJ]

I was always just proud of your motto. It may not be the best motto ever as far as financially, but you were like, run out of money, just make more. Yeah, but there's a lot of truth to that.

[Jake]

And you, like, run out of money, you make more.

[CJ]

How do you make more? Work harder, you know, work faster.

[Evan]

Go back to work.

[Jake]

Yeah, work hard, play harder.

[CJ]

That was a reckless financial motto. But I. There's a lot of truth to it.

[Ben]

I've. I've looked up to you over the years for, like, your lack of care of certain things, and that was just like, one of them, of just, like, man, why you can always just make more and then, like, truly just enjoying.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

The present and not worrying about the future.

[Evan]

Never giving a fuck.

[CJ]

No. Yeah.

[Ben]

Remember when you quit college and we had decals made that said come home banging?

[Ken]

You guys don't know something funny? There's still one of those decals on the ford Edge Mirror. No.

[Ryan]

1.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So when Jake quit college, he, like, went rogue on us.

[Evan]

Yeah, he just stopped going in the middle of, like, the semester.

[Jake]

I ran out of money.

[Evan]

Oh, really? That's.

[Jake]

Yeah, so I had, like, an operating loan just to, like, live. So I got, like, 20 grand to pay for both semesters. Spent that 20 grand in one semester. Where they messed up is they're just.

[Ken]

Like, you can take it whenever you want. I'm like, oh, really?

[Ben]

So how'd you burn through?

[Evan]

What were you buying?

[Jake]

You want to know what, the last.

[Ben]

31 packages a month.

[Ken]

You want to know the last thing.

[Jake]

I bought before I dropped out?

[Evan]

Out?

[Jake]

I bought a VR system for my.

[Ken]

PlayStation with the last grand while I was in, like, chemistry.

[Jake]

I'm like, this would be sick.

[CJ]

The best part was you installed that at home in your mom's basement and put some serious timing on it after you dropped out.

[Jake]

Yeah, no, it was. It was so worth it. I just knew I needed it.

[Evan]

Right? Yeah, I remember that we hadn't seen you in a couple weeks, but, dude.

[Jake]

You know, it worked out. Everyone's like, oh, I got all these, like, college loans. I paid off all my college debt in the summer, and then we got a Mustang. So it worked out.

[Evan]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jake]

Speaking of which, we need to. Me and Ben were talking about the Roadhouse. We got to do this. We got to do a big trip together, And I think we have the best idea of all time. We got to do, like, a Cannonball Run, and we pick our stops, and we tell people we'll pick them up along the way. So we start here, end in Vegas.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Jake]

All the boys and everybody.

[Ben]

As we go, the group gets bigger and bigger.

[CJ]

Oh, like, they drive their own.

[Jake]

It'd be like a. Yeah, they drive their own car. So be like, hey, we're gonna stop here, here, and here.

[Ken]

You can wait for us.

[Jake]

Join the crew. And we just roll into Vegas like, 100 cars deep.

[CJ]

Because I was like, keep in mind, like, these three here can only fit literally, one other person in their car. That makes sense.

[Ken]

Evan has to drive the Donk. That's the rule.

[Mike]

I'm down.

[CJ]

I love that. It's a great idea, you rolling around.

[Ken]

In Vegas in the dunk. We might not have a local dude.

[Mike]

I might hop out and walk next to it as it rolls down the street.

[Evan]

Just let everyone know, that's my ride. It's my ride.

[Ben]

The only thing that I can think of is just, like, how chaotic it would be. Like, the closer we got, just mobbing in a crew like that.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Jake]

You know, someone's gonna do something reckless.

[Mike]

What do you think?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Jake is like. Because it's good. It's like, I'm gonna do something, right?

[Ken]

Yeah. If one of us do something, everyone else with us and be like, oh, I could do that, too.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

It would be fun, though.

[Jake]

Yeah, I think it'd be super fun.

[Ryan]

Fun.

[Jake]

Like, I want to, like, call ahead, and if there's, like, a drift tracker or a course open, be like, yo, can we rent it for the day? And then people have something to do.

[Evan]

How many miles is it to Vegas?

[Jake]

Like 759.

[Evan]

That's not even that much. That's actually not that. That much. What? It's only like 759 miles.

[Ben]

It's more than.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I don't know. I was gonna say let's look it.

[CJ]

Up, but either way, I feel like the drive would be so much fun. Even though they were all stuck in our own cars. It'd be so much fun.

[Ken]

1600.

[Ben]

So a little bit more than pretty.

[Evan]

You put like, 3. 3200 miles on your car in the trip, which is fine for Ben. That's about 20 grand in depreciation.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

But just kidding.

[Ken]

I don't know what it would be.

[Evan]

But that'd be a blast. I'd love to.

[Jake]

Yeah, I think it'd be fun. Just get the whole gang and. But you got it. So, like, our thought behind it was it's a contest between us. So, like, last person there has to do this when we get there or something. Like a destination race.

[Evan]

Well, you know, Ben's getting drives five miles under the speed limit.

[Mike]

I think I might be at a disadvantage.

[Evan]

Yeah, yeah, you'd still be, bro.

[CJ]

That don't gonna be on the limit, but yeah. A bunch of different other challenges too. Yeah. Like, last one there. Has to do something, and then you like another idea.

[Evan]

Cheap car. Like, you have a spending limit. Like maybe it's 500 bucks or a thousand bucks, and then you got to go to Vegas because then people are breaking down along.

[Jake]

Yeah, that's.

[Evan]

That would be interesting. That'd be good. You break down in like a. Like a bad area, get beat up, robbed like that. That's what people want to see, you know, some drama.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Ken]

They want to see some failure along the way.

[Mike]

I'll revive the old bourbon. That was a 500.

[CJ]

Yeah. Just needs.

[Evan]

That would go the whole way for sure.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, with some big wrench time into it, probably.

[Evan]

Yeah. I guess we maybe allocate some wrenching time to it. But yeah, I love both those ideas.

[Jake]

Either way, just a big boys trip.

[Ben]

We cruised to dinner the other night, and like, we all drove separately. It's kind of. I was honestly like the first time we've ever gone for like, a little cruise in the area where, like, everyone's mobbing, man. I shed a tear. It was so beautiful.

[Mike]

Sunset really painted.

[Ben]

Pop up this clip right here going over this hill. The Donk crest in the hill. Then you got a Mustang. You're not sure if it's going to stay on the road, going over it.

[Evan]

Everyone's going to hit you or something.

[Ben]

Always on your toes. Yeah, that was. That was a beautiful moment, dude.

[Evan]

Cormorant has great Car culture really does. I mean, it's pretty much not to pump our own tires all because of us, but, like, we got.

[Ken]

It is just us.

[Evan]

To be fair.

[Ben]

There's no one else here.

[Evan]

We got a lot of variation in cars and a lot of different cool cars and all these different sorts of genres, you know?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Like, you went to Fargo. We'd have a better car show right here than you'd ever see in Fargo.

[Jake]

When the whole band's here. We were talking. The only thing we're literally missing is a Porsche. Like, we had a corvette. You had a camaro.

[Ken]

There's pretty much everything.

[Jake]

Gtr, Lambo.

[Evan]

I feel like none of us are Porsche guys.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Maybe I could see maybe like, Ryan or Ken having one, But I could whip a 911.

[Ben]

I could see Evan, that.

[Evan]

I just feel like Porsches are for, like, you gotta be, like, proper, you know? You know, like, you're just like, I'm not proper. You're more of a el camino kind of guy.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, I understand. Yeah.

[Evan]

Or like, honestly, like a Lamborghini. Like huracan. Like, that's your style, you know, like punk. But like the Porsche. Yeah.

[Jake]

I mean, Evan's more Gallardo. Yeah.

[Mike]

What did bam. What was bam's purple one? I could run one of those.

[Evan]

Yeah, that too.

[Ben]

Cut the sunroof in it.

[Mike]

I don't need a sunroof.

[Evan]

Ev would look good in a Gallardo.

[Ben]

Yeah, you would. Purple.

[Evan]

You could probably honestly trade your raptor and the el camino for a gallardo.

[Jake]

And it's all wheel drive. You should do that. That'd be super sick. Put your snowmobile on.

[Evan]

You could. It just would not be nearly as reliable, and it probably break down and cost you a ton of maintenance.

[Mike]

Most fun car decisions aren't based off reliability exactly.

[Evan]

Well, I'm just saying it's something you got in your back pocket. Trade them both in.

[Mike]

Maybe make it through winter.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Run the trucks for the winter. It's nice.

[Evan]

Now.

[Mike]

I got a few options. Got the Chevy that's running great now. So maybe a different truck every day of the week Coming up here soon.

[Ben]

Are you gonna drive the el camino this winter?

[Jake]

Is it four wheel drive?

[Mike]

No. I want to say no, but I think I'll have to put a few miles on it this winter.

[Ben]

Throw the sled in the back.

[Evan]

Oh, my gosh. Or you could get some, like, off road tires, Put it on, like, just smaller wheels, bigger tires. And now it's lifted and has more clearance and, you know, usability.

[Mike]

Very easy conversion from Donk to dirt.

[Evan]

Yeah. Swap it. You could keep.

[Ken]

No one has said that in the back.

[Evan]

You could always be able to swap.

[CJ]

It's the title of, like, your article from Donked Dirt. Evan Chef.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

On motorcycle car world.

[Mike]

Imagine, like. Like, driving it on Donk, set up, like, to the Moab and then just swapping the wheels on the parking lot and going up all the hills. Drive it, pull out, switcheroo, and take off.

[Ken]

Switcheroo.

[Ben]

Yeah, that'd be. That'd be pretty sweet, though. It's like a little Baja build.

[Mike]

It's just like the ultimate. Everyone would be ripping, like, what can you do with that, Don? Give me two minutes. NASCAR pit stop. The wheels, unstoppable rig.

[Ben]

I've had a little bit of downtime since my surgery. I've been watching a lot of football documentaries and a lot of Of NASCAR documentaries, and here's what I've learned. Little spark notes. Dale Earnhardt senior was a legend. I just watched. No, no, no.

[Evan]

I saw his entire life story.

[CJ]

He like, as like, you're just born knowing. Dale Earnhardt senior is a legend.

[Ben]

Do you know why, though?

[Ken]

He was the best.

[CJ]

Yeah, I guess he was just.

[Evan]

Have you ever watched him race?

[Jake]

Have I ever watched him race? No, I haven't watched him race, but.

[Ken]

We just know he's the best.

[CJ]

Yeah, true.

[Evan]

All right.

[CJ]

If you do ask a lot of people about that, they'll be like, yeah, I mean, I got. I saw the crash.

[Ben]

Ryan maybe cut the nascar. Okay.

[Ken]

He's like, that was trash.

[Mike]

I wish the mic wasn't recording for that one.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Ken, you already stopped and started it again, right? Yeah, he just saw Ben open his mouth. He hit the fucking.

[Ken]

We're done here.

[Evan]

I'm going to save Ryan the time.

[Ben]

All right, somebody else take over. I'm running over.

[CJ]

Oh, okay. I. I don't know. Can you articulate this story, Jake? So Jake learned to skydive alone, I guess.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Like, solo. And that was dope to me. I want to do that. And then you did it.

[Jake]

So. Okay, so when I went to Hawaii, we went skydiving there. It's tandem, you know, you're bolted up to someone. And so we go up to, like, 10,000ft. The door opens, and you are just looking at ocean. And I'm like, holy. Like, at that moment, I was like, all right, this is it. Like, and they don't let you, like, bail when you're tandemed up. Like, you're going, yeah. And so the first lady that goes. She was like, crying, like, this is it.

[Ken]

And the dude just yeets her out the door. She's gone. And I'm like, okay, this is sweet.

[Jake]

So I like, bail with the guy, and I just like. You know when you're like, breath takes away and you're free falling for maybe a couple seconds, then you get it back. And I was like, holy cow. That was the biggest adrenaline rush, like, I've ever had in my entire life. I'm like, I want to learn how a solo. Like, I love this. I'm in Hawaii. I sign up for back here.

[Ken]

I'm like, instantly.

[Jake]

I'm like, as soon as I get home, I'm learning to skydive. I want to do this. You take, like, eight hours of class. You learn, like. So for those of you who don't know how to parachute works like, you have two parachutes. Actually, you got one that is your main shoot. And if you're like a certified packer, you repack yourself. Yeah.

[Ben]

Hey, my buddy Ev's a certified packer.

[Ken]

Anyways, carry on. So.

[Jake]

And then over here. So let's say it's like a. A red and a green handle. You pull the red if your shoot fails. And like, let's say it gets tangled up, you pull the red and then you pull the green, which is your backup shoot, right? And that one is like, it. It never should fail it. It's like, you got to get it certified back perfectly. Packed perfectly.

[Ken]

You gotta. Will you just let this story go, buddy? What's going on? This is a good story.

[Ben]

Please just stop saying certified packer.

[Ken]

Okay?

[Jake]

Certified.

[Ken]

All right, so it's got to be.

[Jake]

Packed by someone higher up than just a normal.

[Ken]

Guys, this is a good story.

[Evan]

Keep going. Just don't. Don't let these guys ruin.

[Ken]

Okay. Yeah, don't. Don't ruin my moment here.

[Jake]

Anyways, you got. So I go through the class, and before you go up, you go upstairs and you just have. Yeah, here, I'll get this fixed real quick. Okay. So you go upstairs and you have to practice like, oh, you got a failure. Pull, pull, pull, pull. Right? So if you pull the back up. Well, this one's still connected. Now you're gonna have, like, a double tangle. So you practice that a whole bunch. And how it works is when you learn, you do static line first. So you just have your pull cord attached to the plane. And granted, when I was in Hawaii.

[CJ]

Makes sense.

[Jake]

When I was in Hawaii, we had like, the Mack Daddy setup. So it was like a gutted giant plane with a hatch door. Walk in the round room. You can bail where I was at. Get attached to the plane. They open the door and you hang from the wing and you let go. Like you have to. You like. It's no different than my dad's plane. You know how there's that little footstool.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Jake]

They make, like, a bigger platform. You're flying. You open the door, you stand on the footstool, you grab the wing, and you crawl your way out to the end so you don't hit the back of the plane.

[Evan]

I've always wondered what happens if you fall. Then you'll get hit by the back of the plane. Like, if you.

[Jake]

You probably get lucky and you. You go down faster than you think, but. So they hook you up. Static line, which is like. There's no chord. Like pull cord yourself. It's just like when you leave the plane.

[CJ]

That makes me. I didn't know that. It makes me feel a lot better like, that it just happens.

[Jake]

Yeah, because you learn to fly before you dive.

[CJ]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Jake]

So basically, when we were taking our classes, let's say this guy's name is Mike, and my other buddy's name is John. So John was in the army, and he's done, like, trooper stuff. A lot of static line, but they have round shoots, so they just go straight down. Mike was just, like, so worried. He's like, man, I just. I feel like my. My shoot's gonna fail. Like, I. I just don't know. And he's like, dude, it happens in, like, one in every 25, 000 people. It's not gonna happen to you.

[Ben]

That's how rare it is.

[Jake]

Yeah, I don't know the exact statistic. And there's probably tons of skydive people out there that. No, it doesn't happen often. It's like one in a lot.

[CJ]

Right.

[Evan]

Okay.

[Jake]

He's like, just worried. This is all he's talking about during class. All he's talking.

[Evan]

He needs to get out of there, man. Yeah, same for you.

[Mike]

Him.

[CJ]

A little bit. A little bit.

[Jake]

And he's just.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Kind of just like psyching himself out, you know, when you overthink something. So finally it's us three. We're going up. And John was like, yo, you want me to bail first? Just so you can kind of see, like, how to get out on the wing. So I've done this. I'm like, yeah, that's perfect. So you have a headset on with speakers, because then there's a guy on the ground telling you where to Go how to fly, where the landing zone is and all that.

[CJ]

This is your first solo?

[Jake]

This is my first solo ever. Static line, and he's crawling out in the wing, and the pilots, like, this.

[Ken]

Bails, and he is gone.

[Jake]

And I'm like, holy crap. I'm, like, trying to see him, like, okay, his shoot opened. He's flying. So I, like, get out there. They hook up my static line, and I'm hanging from the wing, and I'm.

[Ken]

Like, this is terrifying. I'm hanging onto an airplane, and he's like, let go. And I literally, like, close my eyes, and I just bail. And I'm, like, climbing an invisible ladder. I'm like, I knew I messed up because you're supposed to, like, get free. And also, my shoot opens, and I'm.

[Jake]

Like, I'm chilling, right? I'm flying, and Mike's way down there.

[Ken]

I'm like, yo, what up? Just, like, we're all chilling or. No, sorry, John's down there.

[Jake]

We're all chilling, and all sudden we're.

[Ken]

Like, trying to scream, like, where's John? We see just, like, shoots off. Like, holy. John's or. Mike's dead. Mike's dead? Yeah. Just, like, flew out of nowhere. Tangled shoot. Like, this is a mess. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. And we can hear the guy in the ground. He's like, mike, green one, red one. Like, telling him how to do it. He's like, pull. Like, just screaming at him, like, pull the levers in order, like, green, red, or red, green, whatever it is.

[Jake]

And he's, like, getting closer and closer and closer to the ground. And we're like, like, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Ken]

Oh, my God.

[CJ]

Safe at this point. But you're scared.

[Ken]

Yeah, I'm scared. I'm just, like, flying, Like, I'm not even watching that. I'm driving a parachute right now. I'm watching Mike go to the ground.

[Jake]

At Mach 1000 right now.

[Mike]

Right.

[Ken]

Right before, like, I'm talking, he was.

[Jake]

Probably way closer or not as close to the ground as it seemed. But I'm like. I'm about to just watch a guy just hit the ground.

[Ken]

All of a sudden, we see a shoot disappear. Back up, shoot opens.

[Jake]

And he, like, made it to the ground way faster than us.

[Evan]

Us.

[Jake]

And we're like, okay, Mike's good.

[CJ]

He's.

[Jake]

He's chilling. So John lands. I come in. I land, and, dude, when I landed, here's the thing. So, like, when you come in, you're supposed to, like, flare it last second to like, kind of pick you up, and then you run out.

[Ken]

I did it way too high, and.

[Jake]

I just probably fell from, like, 8ft out of the air, and it. It hurts.

[Ken]

Anyway, so we're like. We get there, like, yo, that was sick. You know, we get to, like.

[Jake]

We get to go again. Do it a couple times, Practice, like, letting go and stuff.

[Ken]

Like, where's Mike?

[Evan]

He was done.

[Jake]

There's literally a parachute pile in his suit on the ground.

[Ken]

Dude, he crapped his pants in his suit, got in his car, left, told no one.

[Ryan]

Oh.

[Jake]

Oh.

[CJ]

Are we surprised that he pooped his pants? No. I would have, but the fact that he just dipped.

[Ken]

Gone. When you see someone hauling past you, you're just like, oh, man, that. That ain't good.

[Mike]

That is a truly crazy experience to witness. Like, that. Yeah, well, saying it's not.

[Ken]

It was sweet for us because we're.

[Jake]

Like, oh, another 25, 000 before that happens. So we're good to go.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Oh, it is one.

[Mike]

That's kind of common. Yeah. Like, if the lottery was one in a thousand, I'd be buying so many tickets.

[CJ]

Big props to you for just. Just doing it. I'd say, from going tandem, like, lots of people do that. It's, like, almost a tourist thing. I know you still got to get your nerves up for it a lot, but, like, to go solo, I maybe.

[Jake]

Did, like, 10 static line jumps, which is just, like, alone. And you need, like, X amount of jumps before they teach you how to fly and pull alone. But your first time pulling alone, you got two dudes bailing with you. Just case anything goes haywire, they'll, like, straighten you out.

[CJ]

Yeah. Are you pulling out, like, a life insurance loan or.

[Jake]

Yeah, I don't know. You want to know something really funny? After I literally went skydiving, my mom did, like, have me sign a thing and put a life insurance policy on. Yeah.

[CJ]

That's honestly surprising.

[Evan]

It was fun. It was just then.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Jake]

No kid.

[Evan]

She would have taken that out a while ago. Yeah.

[Jake]

But it was crazy. Like, Hawaii was such a cool experience. So, like, I think when I jumped alone, we were between, like, I don't know, maybe 5,000ft or three or seven somewhere low. We were in Hawaii. We were like, 10, 12. You are so high and falling for so long. And the dude that I jumped with with had done over, like, 5,000 jumps, and he's like, how squirrely you want to get? And I'm just, you know, being like.

[Evan]

Dude, do whatever you want.

[Jake]

Like, just make us. He had me spinning so fast.

[Ken]

I think so.

[Jake]

He's had a watch to show your mile per hour. We were like going like 115 straight down. Spinning.

[Ken]

I'm like, just like hanging on for dear life.

[Jake]

And then he just rips cord and dude, talk about the biggest wedgie of your life. Like, going from that fast to just a shoot and, like, you are gone.

[Ben]

But yeah, I was gonna say, like.

[Evan]

Is it kind of whiplashy?

[CJ]

Like, in a way it looks like it kind of.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

You go from 115 to what, like, you know, 30?

[Jake]

I will say if you guys get the chance, I would just do tandem with someone. Like, someone's got a bunch. It's so fun. No, ev. You would? Nope.

[Ben]

You don't want to?

[Jake]

Nope. Why not?

[Ben]

Even if it was hard?

[Mike]

No.

[Jake]

What do we have to do to.

[Ken]

Get you to do.

[CJ]

How much money would it take?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[CJ]

How many El Caminos?

[Ken]

A lot.

[Jake]

What? Okay, let's start here. 10,000 bucks cash.

[CJ]

No, no.

[Ken]

Really?

[Ben]

Out of everything you do that's like wild and reckless?

[Mike]

Well, first off, I don't even like the thought I'd be going with someone else because I don't like. And they'll let this jack offs in control of my life. Highly experienced, knows exactly what he's doing. Still don't trust him.

[Evan]

Fair.

[Mike]

I don't. No, no. I don't like heights, dude.

[Ben]

I know. I just find that so shocking that, like, you're okay with doing everything that you do, but you wouldn't strap yourself to somebody who is, like, made their profession doing that.

[Mike]

I don't like roller coasters. Like, little kids enjoy those all the time. I don't like that.

[Ben]

One day when we take an R6 skydiving, then you'll do it.

[Ken]

No, the first R6 guy.

[Mike]

Because in order to take an R6 skydiving,' I'm probably gonna have to drive, get all certified and do a. I'll be like, yeah, no, I'd rather like jump it off like a couple hundred foot cliff into the water and roll the dice on landing, then jump out.

[Ben]

With a parachute with like 100%, like a 99.8% certainty that you're gonna be okay versus jumping it off into the water. That is like, guarantee.

[Mike]

I'm gonna dice on that.

[CJ]

The absolute gamble that all of those things are. And the one has such better odds. But you're like, no, listen, I like. I like my skydiving. How I like my pull tabs. Let's do.

[Mike]

No, I think it'd be the opposite.

[CJ]

Well, I don't like, pull tabs. Anytime you play pull tabs, there's, like, a one in thousand chance you lose or, sorry, you win. So there's 999 times that you lose.

[Ben]

Dude, me and Jake were on an absolute heater the other night.

[Mike]

Don't forget about me.

[Ben]

You were too f. Yeah. I don't know, though. I just. I get where you're coming from, being that you're, like, afraid of heights, obviously, but it just seems, like, so foolproof.

[Jake]

I smell a title and thumbnail coming up.

[Mike]

So all you guys are down.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

To go skydiving.

[Mike]

She's, like, not even bad. And I, like.

[Evan]

I mean, run it tomorrow. Let's just do it.

[Ben]

I would do it if we were.

[CJ]

Like, but would you do it?

[Ben]

I don't think it's that crazy, and I don't think it's, like, special at all. The only thing that'd be entertaining about it is getting you. Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah. Well, I was like, would you do it?

[Mike]

That doesn't sound bad.

[CJ]

Entertaining.

[Mike]

I don't even think anyone would want to watch that. It'd be.

[Evan]

Oh, it'd be hilarious. I can just see, like, the guy being like, all right, it's ready to go. We got a GoPro, like, just facing his face, and he's like, so.

[CJ]

I like to think I would have.

[Mike]

To shit in my pants. And my.

[Evan]

Shoot, you've been shitting your pants.

[CJ]

I like to think that if you guys ever saw Jackass 4, I don't know if it's in 4.5 or 4, but when dark Shark, when they. When they prank him into going skydiving, I'd like to think that if we. If it ever happens, it'll be as entertaining, if not more entertaining than that.

[Mike]

I'm gonna, like, bring a pair of handcuffs and handcuff myself to the plane so I can't possibly get tossed out.

[CJ]

Something tells me, like, you're not kidding about.

[Mike]

I don't like planes. I'd be pretty shitty to be stuck in a plane, though, man. Let's just keep that idea way on the back burner.

[Ben]

I would love to go skydiving with an R6, though. I think that's, like, the last thing to do with it. I mean, it's.

[CJ]

It's.

[Ben]

You know, it's been in the mountains, it's been in Moab.

[Evan]

Tried going on the water.

[Ben]

Tried going on the water. Last thing is air.

[Mike]

I mean, that was kind of, like, three locations.

[Evan]

Yeah. I feel like we're missing the moon.

[Mike]

Yeah, I. I'm down for like a spaceship ride up to the moon. Rip around up there. Probably be cool.

[Ben]

That would be so cool. That would be so cool. We'd do that.

[Evan]

And then people be like, wow, still only one. One video a week.

[Ken]

How do you guys not do all.

[Evan]

Week to make a video and all you can make is one?

[CJ]

It's up on the moon. Like, there's like no air. They're like. It seems like it's running a little rich. I think R6 is running rich.

[Mike]

We get to the moon and the master link comes off.

[Evan]

We didn't even bring an extra six.

[Ken]

Anyone got a spare master?

[Mike]

We start sourcing on R6, we go back to Earth.

[CJ]

Is there?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Venus is closer.

[Ben]

Can. All right, get on and find one. Looks like there's. Oh, there's one on Venus. There's one.

[CJ]

I love that.

[Ken]

Elon delivery.

[Mike]

One on Mars is a little pounded on, but we might be able to kick him in the nuts on it.

[CJ]

We got to the moon and like, yeah, Ken already had us in the back of the spaceship. And then the Airbnb kind of sucks. I'm not gonna lie.

[Ben]

The space station.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Big wrench is out there with a full on space suit trying to work.

[Ken]

On this thing floating away.

[CJ]

Yeah. Believe it or not, he already knew how to space weld.

[Mike]

But we make a trip to the cormorant store from the moon for some wing nests.

[Evan]

Oh, that's good.

[Ben]

If there's anyone out there, though, that can take the R6 skydiving reach out to us.

[Mike]

I'm not coming with you. I'll watch it from the ground. Have a couple Tonys.

[CJ]

You'd have to have a couple Tony.

[Mike]

Maybe pile me up. Good enough. Strap me to the guy. Yeah, I'm probably short enough. I'd be strapped to the front of him like a baby carriage.

[Evan]

They land Evan speed on the ground. He's carrying him around, walking around with.

[CJ]

Him, but he's just.

[Evan]

He's just hanging. He's got the biggest wedgie. Reggie.

[Mike]

Do you think they'd let me do it like on anesthesia? Then I'm down.

[CJ]

Oh, my gosh. That'd be like disturbing you.

[Ben]

Just horse tranquilizers.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's fine. What are those? Quaaludes? Give me some of those and we'll run it.

[CJ]

Where the hell are we gonna get those?

[Mike]

I don't know. I was hoping you wouldn't be able to. So I don't have to do it.

[Ben]

Stay tuned for that. That'll be pretty good.

[Evan]

Shut up, Kenya. He's got a little smile. Ken tries going, oh, it stopped recording right before the end of the podcast. Honestly, guys, that went well. You know, we could have had two. We'd have been two podcasts ahead. Good job, everyone. Jake, I appreciate you coming on, dude.

[Jake]

Thanks for having me. I. Yeah, I didn't really. Ben hit me up. He's like, yo, we're running a pot at one. I'm like, I haven't even thought about it. But you really don't have to. And we get all together, it just kind of goes.

[Evan]

It's easy.

[Ben]

Damn, Mike.

[CJ]

Oh, that was too good.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Evan]

All right, guys, thanks for. Thanks for listening.

[Jake]

Thanks for having me.

[Evan]

Peace.

[Jake]

Peace.