Evans Mom on Raising Evan, Sneaking Out, & Injuries As A Kid

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Evans Mom on Raising Evan, Sneaking Out, & Injuries As A Kid"

Life Wide Open with CboysTV – August 26, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode is a lighthearted, story-filled session featuring the CboysTV crew and a special guest—Evan’s mom, Patty. The guys delve into everything from wild driving stories and golf escapades to the untold childhood adventures (and misadventures) of Evan. Key moments include tales of sneaking out, childhood injuries, parental perspectives, and plenty of laughs as the crew gets nostalgic and candid. Evan's mom provides rare family insights and stories, making it a standout look behind the scenes of CboysTV.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Crew Catches Up: Vacations, Cars, and Life (00:00–17:00)

• Mike's Honeymoon Recap (01:32)

  • Mike shares about his trip to Massachusetts and Cape Cod, commenting on the bougie atmosphere and abundant seafood.
  • "It's like Florida, but no palm trees... everyone... it's beautiful." – Mike (02:28)

• Giveaway Car Winner Update (05:11)

  • The Huracan giveaway winner is actively using and rallying the car—something the team finds refreshing and cool to watch.
  • "It's really fun to see—this is the first guy where we've actually seen the vehicle being used afterwards." – CJ (05:28)

• Lottery Dreams (06:12)

  • The crew jokes about what they’d buy if they won the lottery—houses on the lake, Corvettes, mods, and more.
  • Notable running joke: owning a pickup truck is essential no matter how much money you have.

• Speeding Tickets & Insurance Woes (07:45)

  • The guys share driving records; Mike admits to being pulled over 75 times, while CJ discusses the reality of "just paying the tickets."
  • "I'm living the lifestyle of 'I'll just pay the tickets.' And now if I get one more speeding ticket before February, I lose my license." – CJ (08:08)
  • Insurance struggles are real; the insurance agent is surprised at the number of tickets on file.

Summer Vibes, Gambling, and Golf Antics (17:15–39:30)

• Gambling Streaks (15:27)

  • The crew reflects on recent pull-tab and DraftKings luck—the summer has been "profitable," with wild wins (and hints at big losses for some, like Evan).
  • Evan’s slot machine habits are discussed: "He's betting $18.50 per spin!" (16:21)

• Golf Tournaments and Skill Gaps (17:15, 19:00)

  • Teaming up for charity golf tournaments; friendly jabs about skill levels, practice, and the lure of golf growing among the group.
  • Golf stories are full of jokes about “breakfast balls” (mulligans) and the varying definition of “keeping score.”
  • "If I par once in 18 holes, I'm stoked." – Mike (20:22)

• Viral Golf TikTok Story (22:00)

  • The crew discusses a bizarre TikTok rumor about an "underground drink" called a "Ground and Pound" at a local golf course, only to debunk it as "fake news."

• Peripheral Pop Culture: AI & 50 Cent (25:40)

  • Observations about 50 Cent’s AI-driven Instagram presence and the shifting slang of Internet culture (“based,” “grounded,” etc.).
  • "'Based' is just, like, being unapologetically yourself, not caring what others think..." – Mike/reading from Google (28:04)

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Car & Bike Chat: Buying Smart, Losing Value (29:00–37:00)

• Bike and Car Shopping Realities (29:00)

  • The difficulty of finding fairly priced Harleys—people's tendency to overprice due to customizations.
  • The team’s philosophy: never overpay, always do research.

• EV Resale Value (34:47)

  • Discussion of plummeting values for electric vehicles like the Hummer and Tesla Model X.
  • "If there's anything to learn, electric vehicles do not hold their value." – Ken (35:41)

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Shop Stories: Remodeling, Rage Rooms, and On-Site Antics (36:35–43:00)

• Demolition Mayhem (36:35)

  • Creative ideas for house demolitions (using vehicles, making viral videos).
  • Nostalgia for tearing down Ken's old house, including a makeshift “rage room” experience.
  • "I think the most fun part was going in with baseball bats and breaking everything..." – Ken (38:33)

• Rage Room Business Idea (38:13)

  • The idea of opening a rage room where people can experience breaking stuff, CboysTV style, is floated.
  • Hints at possibly commemorating upgrades with over-the-top destruction.

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Evan’s Mom Joins: An Inside Look at Raising Young Evan (43:00–1:00:00)

The Big Entrance (42:34)

• Rolly Boy (Dalton) shows off a new Rolex, prompting crew jokes and watch talk.

Mother-Son Dynamic Comedy (49:56)

• Patty visits the CboysTV shop for the first time after years of Evan working there. The running joke: Evan never wanted his mom to see his (messy) room.

Childhood Stories & Parental Wisdom

Cleaning Habits & Rebellion

• "Are you kidding me? He was very fussy growing up, and now I feel like this is part of your rebellion." – Patty (50:30)

Early Signs of Full-Throttle Living

• Evan’s first snowmobile got crashed in its first winter—on forbidden rides, “full throttle” stunts, and plenty of mischief.
• "My nickname for him is Full Throttle." – Patty (54:18)

Daring Escapades

• Sneaking out at night, breaking his foot while running from cops, and sneaking back in—inventing the cover story at home.
  • "Snuck back into the house with a broken foot and pretended to fall down the stairs." – Evan (57:33)

Parental Confessions

• Patty admits to being a daredevil ("drag racing boys on Highway 61") before having kids calmed her ways.
• The family laughs over Evan’s love for performing and being in front of the camera since he was a child.

Memorable Quotes:

• "When you took the training wheels off your bike, you took off like a madman and never went down." – Patty (56:12)
• "He was going 100 miles an hour, most of the time." – Patty (56:37)
• "Definitely me over John. I was a daredevil before I had kids." – Patty (56:44)

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Closing Remarks & Signature CboysTV Moments (59:56–end)

• Plans for Patty’s ride in Evan’s Miata drift car (with jokes about how scary it is).
• "You should do the Miata ride. That may be even worth just filming…" – CJ (60:05)
• Crew wraps up the episode teasing next week’s show and encouraging listeners to subscribe as they approach 300k.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• "I'm living the lifestyle of 'I'll just pay the tickets.' And now if I get one more speeding ticket before February, I lose my license." – CJ (08:08)
• "It's really fun to see—this is the first guy where we've actually seen the vehicle being used afterwards." – CJ (05:28)
• "My nickname for him is Full Throttle." – Patty (54:18)
• "Snuck back into the house with a broken foot and pretended to fall down the stairs." – Evan (57:33)
• "When you took the training wheels off your bike, you took off like a madman and never went down." – Patty (56:12)
• "He was going 100 miles an hour most of the time." – Patty (56:37)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Introduction & Announcements: 00:00–01:25
• Vacation Recap & East Coast Stories: 01:31–03:44
• Speeding Tickets/Insurance Troubles: 07:45–12:11
• Gambling Luck and Golf Stories: 15:27–20:22
• Viral Cart Girl TikTok: 22:00–24:50
• EV Value Talk: 34:47–36:06
• Demolition & Rage Room Tangent: 36:35–39:23
• Evan's Mom Visits Shop: 49:56–1:00:00
• Childhood Mischief & Injuries: 52:08–58:38

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Tone & Style

The episode is marked by easy banter, self-deprecating humor, and classics CboysTV camaraderie. Patty’s input adds warmth and new perspective, giving both fans and newcomers unique insights into how Evan’s up-for-anything personality got its start.

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For listeners and fans, this episode is a blend of nostalgia, behind-the-scenes laughs, and family moments—offering a rare look at the stories that helped shape one of the CboysTV crew’s most iconic members.

Transcript

[A]

We have Evan's mom. I think he doesn't want you to see his room.

[B]

Well, I was just gonna say didn't.

[A]

Clean his room, Rolly boy. Here we go. Oh, look at him throwing it up. Look at him throwing it up.

[C]

Mike, how many times have you been pulled over in your Life?

[D]

We're at 75 now.

[B]

Now I feel like this is part of your rebellion, but that's okay.

[A]

He's rebelling at age 30.

[C]

Got an exciting announcement for you guys. We are doing Heydays this year. We're going to be down there on the 6th and the 7th, but we're doing a meetup on the 6th. Throughout the day, we'll post that information probably on our Instagram story.

[D]

Later, we'll pop up a map here so you guys can kind of see where we are. It's the same booth as last year, if you were there. Thank you. It's hectic. You guys know the drill. There's. There's lots of merch to be had. We'll be giving away an Altus E bike, and I don't know, it's just. It's going to be a lit time, so if you're in the area or able to make it to Haydays, that'll be awesome. Booth EA7. Yeah, it's going to get rowdy.

[C]

It's pretty much the only, I guess, big meetup that we do all year, so this is your chance. Come on out. Come see the boys. We'll have some of the rigs there and some of the different projects we're working on. Maybe bring the wooden dirt bike or some other stuff down and show it off at the booth. But if not, Heydays is just a fun event, so come on down, check it out.

[D]

Yep. We're going to do our best to rip through everybody in line. I know that line gets long, so we're going to have someone there to take pictures, and we're going to be cruising through it. We're going to try to meet all you guys, and we're stoked.

[C]

All right, we'll see you guys on September 6th. Mike, welcome back from your honeymoon, bud.

[D]

Good to be back.

[C]

How was it?

[D]

It was awesome, dude. We went to Massachusetts, Cape Cod, Chatham, Boston. It was cool, like, going through my Snapchat responses and seeing all the, like, there's a lot of people that are like, yo, you're in Mass. You're on the East Coast. You're in New England. Because think, like, none of us really. You went to New York once, but, yeah, Other than that. So we were like just tapping into a lot of fans that are like, yo, like, I didn't think you'd ever.

[C]

Be in my neck of the woods finally up there. We go to Utah and shit all the time.

[D]

But think of how many times we've been west. Like hundreds.

[A]

It is strange, dude. I actually have never been out east. Yeah, I've never been to New York. I've never been in that neck of the woods.

[E]

I think the furthest east I've been is the east coast of Florida.

[D]

Yeah, right.

[A]

Obviously right.

[C]

Florida is hardly even right. Or like world of its own, you know.

[D]

Been in Nashville, but that doesn't really count as east.

[C]

So what'd you guys do when you were there?

[D]

We just went to this bougie resort. What I call it, like Vineyard Vines country.

[A]

Look. Like it?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Beautiful.

[D]

Yeah, it was beautiful. It was really cool because it's like, you experience the beaches. It's like Florida, but no palm trees. But yeah. I don't know, like everyone.

[C]

Is it warm?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You're on the ocean.

[D]

Yeah, you're right on the ocean.

[A]

Are people surfing out there?

[D]

No, no, it was. It's like mostly now there's no waves, but dude, it was sick.

[C]

Better.

[D]

It was like just. See, it was really funny. We sat down for at this fancy restaurant and it had only seafood. So like, I'm pretty excited. I love seafood. Sydney's like, doesn't like seafood.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

She's like, I don't think I can eat here. So then we went somewhere else because they have only seafood on the menu.

[C]

Oysters are so good up there.

[D]

Yeah, I don't love oysters, but I bet they are they. Lots of lobster. They have lobster everything. Bisque, lobster bisque, lobster tacos, lobster like sandwiches.

[E]

Lobster roll.

[D]

Lobster roll, lobster omelets.

[C]

How north are you? Like, I'm trying to picture on a map, like how far north of New York are you?

[D]

Like three hours.

[E]

Like the tip of Long Island. And then it's like, yeah, that's expensive.

[D]

Then right north from where we were, you'd go to Maine.

[C]

How far from like the Hamptons were you? Obviously that's a different section, but like.

[D]

Geographically, I don't know exactly how far, but it did make me want to visit the Hamptons.

[E]

I think it was like mile wise, really close. But like to get there would be kind of a pain.

[C]

Unless you took a boat or something.

[D]

But it was sick. I love it. I recommend that. I mean, we should. We will do like jeep car challenge or something.

[C]

Yeah, you Think there's stuff for us to do up there?

[D]

Absolutely. Just because of how different it is. Different vibes, different people. It was sick.

[C]

Where's Tale of the Dragon?

[D]

That's in Tennessee.

[C]

That's in Tennessee. So that's, that's more easy. I think we should do Tale of the Dragon. Dude, I was just driving to work today and there's like one of the sections, there's an S curve which seems pretty common. It just is like a left and then a right. And I was like, dude, I want to drive the tail of the dragon.

[D]

Well, we'll either do it in like some really crappy cars I could see or we got to go on like a rally.

[A]

It'd probably be crappy cars. With the way that we do things.

[E]

They could be nice cars. Just the cheapest nice cars you can find.

[D]

The odds of us having all of our sports cars all the way out over there low.

[C]

But will you see when Cleat did it in the frickin motorhomes?

[D]

Yeah, that's exactly awesome.

[A]

That's funny. Yeah. We were going to go on a, on a rally like three years ago, maybe it was four years ago. It was like super expensive. It just made no sense.

[C]

Like it was like we were gonna.

[A]

It was gonna cost us like I think more than 10 grand and we're gonna lug like 2500 miles on our supercars. At the time we were like, I think, yeah, just.

[C]

Well, it was also the time too for us. We're like, we can probably only make one video out of this if we're gonna be gone for a week. Like I could see for some guys it would be really fun. You don't have anybody to like go drive with.

[A]

And I'm not saying it wouldn't have been fun, but I was just saying we, we were pretty close to doing it that one time.

[C]

Yeah. The guy who won the Huracan been going on rallies all over. Yeah, all over the place.

[D]

That's been really a treat to see.

[A]

How many miles does that guy put on that thing? He's got to put on 10,000 miles on that thing since two months ago.

[C]

I'm going to DM him an ass and I'll pop it up. Cuz he has been on, on it. Dude.

[E]

It's really fun to see like this is the first guy where we've like actually seen the vehicle being used afterwards our shop.

[D]

Of all the giveaways. I'm not saying that the people who've won the giveaways and kept them aren't using them, but just, like, he's all over social media, and it's, like, it's fun to see.

[A]

He's capitalizing on it, which is fun to see. Yeah, for sure.

[D]

I think. I mean, maybe I don't know. The nitty gritty, but, like, I think he's respected. He's going on the rallies and stuff, you know? Like, I'm sure there's a few guys that are like, you just won that, like, poser. But, like, it's not.

[C]

That'd be so lame.

[D]

I agree.

[C]

That'd be like getting mad at someone for winning the lottery and having something.

[D]

You know, they played the game, they won.

[A]

He seems like a kind of guy that would have been there regardless of whether he had a.

[C]

What's that?

[A]

You're not really a poser.

[D]

That's true.

[C]

If you guys won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?

[D]

Trying to think of a cool answer.

[A]

Huge house on the lake.

[D]

Honestly, A big house on the lake.

[A]

Lamborghini Huracan.

[E]

Probably a Florida house.

[C]

I think I could see you being a Florida man. Ken.

[A]

Ken's trying to get far away from us. He's like, I would not, and I wouldn't tell you where in Florida. You'd have to figure that out.

[C]

We'd be out front in, like, a boat. We'd pull up with one of our cheap boats and park it.

[D]

He uses his lottery money to finish his house and immediately sell it.

[E]

I think, like, a place in either Cape Coral or the Keys would be, like, so fun to have a vacation place for you.

[C]

Can't argue with that. What do you think draws you to Florida, Kenny?

[E]

Because around here is cold as balls in the winter, so it's kind of, like, nice to just get away.

[C]

And your clientele leaves.

[E]

Oh, yeah, Clientele goes. Go south.

[A]

All the work.

[C]

Southern base.

[D]

Well, how about you? What do you do?

[C]

Probably just put some mods on my Corvette. You know, something that just. You can only do when you don't care about.

[A]

What mods would you put on something like that?

[C]

So something that's already so perfect.

[A]

Yeah. What can you put on that thing for mods?

[C]

I actually kind of got ripped off when I posted a bunch of pictures of my car because the sun was behind, and so it looked like I didn't have window tint, and I don't have much window tint, which is stereotypical Corvette owner of me, but everyone was like, bro, come on, get some tent. So maybe I'd put darker window tint on my car. I'd have enough money to pay for the tickets. I'd have enough money to pay for window tint tickets and not even care.

[E]

Have enough money to wear a new pair of new balances every day in that thing.

[C]

There you go.

[D]

That's a crazy thought. Like, you'd have so much money that you could actually drive as fast as you want. To an extent, yeah. Tell you they yanked your license. But I'm saying, like, you. You'd have enough money to pay for the best lawyers. So a simple, oh, yeah, I was going 110 and a 70, like you could get out of that, no problem.

[A]

I'm going to have to disagree with you, Mike. I was living the lifestyle of I'll just pay the tickets. And now if I get one more speeding ticket before February, I believe I lose my license.

[D]

You don't have lottery money to pay for really good lawyers is what I'm getting out of.

[A]

Just don't know if you can. I don't know.

[C]

You did the crime, man.

[D]

I guess that's. I don't know. I'm not versed in that. But, like, I've seen, like, really, really, really, really rich people murder other people, and then they just have enough money to get out of it.

[A]

I think there's more. There's more like gray area seen on TV.

[E]

It's one thing when you're doing 60 and a 55 and you get caught and they.

[D]

But you don't need lawyers to get out of that. You don't even need lawyers.

[E]

It's another thing when you're going almost double the speed limit.

[C]

You're.

[E]

You can only fight that so much.

[A]

They got cameras, they got their rad.

[E]

Like, you can say, oh, like, was your radar gun calibrated? But it's like, even in the variation, it's still going to be like, you were clearly going well over the speed limit.

[C]

So I've been shopping us to get new insurance because actually our old insurance company dropped us. And so with that, we got new car insurance. And I've been, you know, we've been shopping around trying to get a better rate. And how I sent all the information to the guy, didn't include, like, our names and addresses because they only need the driver's license number. And he was like, it's safer if you're not sending, you know, every single person's, like, full address, and then, you know different numbers about them. Right. Because then that you could get hacked. And he goes, there's somebody's driver's license here. Holy. I Don't know if I've ever seen that many tickets.

[A]

Had to been Mike's.

[C]

And I go, oh, yeah, probably Mike's or Dalton. They go, no, it's like a speeding ticket every six months for the last six years.

[A]

That's me.

[D]

And I was like, cj, I actually don't have that many tickets for how many times I've been pulled over.

[E]

Yeah, you just get warnings like, well, you.

[A]

You don't get pulled over for speeding. I get all kinds.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And a lot of times speeding, you're getting a ticket.

[A]

I mean, now, obviously, I have been doing a pretty good job of not speeding lately.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

My license. But I don't know. Like, once those wipe off, I mean.

[E]

It'S going to be five years before those, like, fall off completely.

[A]

Yeah, but you. You have to have more than a year. So, like, you can only have three in a year.

[E]

So you can. You got to get it down to two in a year then.

[C]

Yeah, in February.

[A]

And I'm chilling, but I got. The problem was I got one in February, and then I got one in, like, literally three weeks later. I was like, hey, I burned two of them. How am I gonna do this? But I've done it. So pretty impressive. I mean, it helps not having a fast, fast car, but I mean, still, the. The. The Raptor. Pretty quick and just a seven. But I mean, in a Huracan or like a Corvette, like, it's just easy. I think that's just how it is.

[C]

Yeah, it's just harder.

[A]

Why not? Don't even drive the thing if you're not even going to drive it fast.

[D]

Obviously, the less you put your foot down, the less you'll probably get caught for speeding. But, like, it's really just time and place. Like, bad time, bad place. Because it's like, dude, think, like, I just rip. Like my wife from Fargo. I rip. Yeah. And it's like, you could literally do that for a year straight and just be chilling because of the time. Like, you go at a different time.

[A]

You need to know where they'll park, too. Like, if you're driving. I'm not condoning speeding, but if you're driving down the interstate and there's just guardrails on both sides, they're not going to be there. Like, oftentimes they have to be on the other side, and then they like to catch you. Like, they're not.

[C]

You're coming over a hill. Assume they're going to be there.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stuff like that, for sure.

[A]

Or if. But if it's like a road you travel.

[F]

You can.

[A]

You kind of get to know, like, this is where the. Those sit.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

A safe spot where they'll sit because it's covered by this.

[E]

They're always parked on, like, the one on ramp just out of town. There's one median behind a bridge they always park at.

[A]

But realistically, why are you listening to me explain?

[C]

Yeah, it sounds like you're not doing.

[A]

Too good at it, so. So don't even listen to me.

[C]

The insurance guy originally was like, yeah, CJ Might not be able to drive any of the company vehicles. We might not be able to insure him.

[A]

I was like, any of the fun vehicles are. You don't have insurance on anyway, so it doesn't even matter. I just wouldn't be driving the company truck or the sprinter van.

[C]

It's pretty good, actually. It sounds like you're not pretty good.

[F]

I'm fine.

[A]

I'll ride in the back.

[D]

Yeah, that's true. You really wouldn't be out too much. A minor inconvenience here and there. Dude, it's gonna happen. I'm just gonna say it now. One of us will lose our license.

[C]

I don't like putting that out of the world, dude.

[D]

I think I'm two speeding tickets away. But again, wrong place, wrong time. That could happen in a matter of weeks.

[C]

Mike, how many times have you been pulled over in your Life?

[D]

We're at 75 now. What? 75. It's a lot.

[C]

That's a lot of times.

[E]

I kind of stopped paying attention because, you know, like, five years ago, you're at, like, 20 something, which seemed like a lot.

[A]

Really ramped it up.

[D]

Yeah, dude, I get pulled over all the time.

[C]

But you are putting on a lot of miles. You're driving far. Going back.

[D]

Yeah, there is that. I don't know what it is, man. Like, because think it's your cars.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yes, I agree with that. But it is still funny that, like, I'm in a different car every time, so it's not like they're, like, getting to know my vehicle.

[A]

But all of your vehicles are highly illegal.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Highly modified.

[D]

Yeah. I wouldn't say that highly illegal part.

[A]

But, yeah, they're not highly.

[C]

I'm just saying they're just standout. Yellow Subi, giant black Ram.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Red Vipers.

[D]

Yeah. If I need to go inconspicuous, I'm hopping in the Beamer now.

[C]

It's probably your most inconspicuous.

[A]

Drive that thing much anymore?

[D]

Do you know there's holes in the trunk Right now?

[A]

Yeah. What's. What's the plan with that? So you're going to wing on it and.

[D]

Yeah, I just haven't had time. I got to put the trunk back together legitimately, like, so low on my list that it's just sad.

[E]

So what, you're going to do like a duck bill spoiler and that?

[D]

I was, yeah, dude. I'm just like. I don't know if I ever said that, probably because it's not important, but I was like, I want to put a duck bill trunk on it. I don't want this shitty ebay wing on it anymore. And then I bought a trunk that's for a coupe, not a convertible. Had it painted. It's full carbon fiber trunk. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna get moving on this. I want to get this back on the road. Got it painted. And I'm like, let's go. I like go to size it up, which I should have done before I painted it. And then I'm like, this isn't even close. Whoa.

[C]

No.

[D]

So then now I just have like a carbon trunk painted white.

[C]

That for a BMW? What series?

[D]

Six series.

[C]

Six series. Somebody out there. BMW six series. Painted white.

[D]

Painted white. I'm sure you could strip the paint back to carbon recleared. I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, but the guy who you bought your Beamer from during Money Mike's Junk tank, he reached out to me and was like, dude, I want to buy that back.

[A]

Oh, perfect.

[D]

Say his friend. His friend reached out to me and was like, I want to buy it back. I'm like, perfect, you can buy it back. I haven't heard from him in a.

[A]

Minute, but he's probably just with you.

[C]

He was like, let's see.

[A]

He actually thought we wanted to buy it back.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You haven't driven that thing once. I don't think.

[D]

I don't think it works. Not true. But I haven't driven it in a long time.

[A]

Drove it down the gravel road, and then something happened.

[F]

It broke.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah, I drove it. Yeah, like, I drove it. I'm like, this is not. Like, how did he drive this here? Then I remember that he trailed it. And then I drove it to TJ's once, and that's when I was like, dude, this thing is not.

[E]

Because I remember last winter we had to. We had to move it so they could plow snow. And then it just. It hasn't moved since then.

[A]

Oh, yeah. On the coldest day of the year.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

With that Russian guy that.

[D]

Yeah, that's Right. English, when he was delivering the dozer. And then the dozer, like, literally took 24 hours to warm up.

[C]

Oh, yeah. That was crazy. Man. Winter just is tough.

[D]

I'm enjoying the heck out of summer as everyone does and is. But, dude, I'm like, can't believe it's already August.

[A]

I'm ready for football season, dude. I'm ready to get back on my draftkings grind. Same start placing some bets. I've had a pretty profitable, I don't know, last seven days, my gambling really pulled 1400 and pull tabs just hit on a couple DraftKings bets for UFC.

[E]

We all. We all split a $500 win last weekend.

[A]

Oh, yeah. And then we, we, we. Then two nights ago, we went out to eat on your Pontoon and pulled 500.

[C]

Yeah. Last night, Alondra won another 100 at.

[A]

That's what I'm talking about.

[C]

We've been up.

[A]

Yeah, the pull tabs have been very, very profitable this summer.

[D]

Same for Ev.

[A]

Ev is not. There's no way.

[D]

Well, to be honest with you, Totally agree. No matter how much that dude wins, I agree that he's not profitable, but, like, yeah, every time I watch him play pull tabs in the last month or gotten a snap from him, like, it's big wins. So I don't know how much did.

[A]

He put in, though?

[D]

It also sounds like I was going to ask.

[E]

Putting in a disgusting amount of money into it to win that.

[D]

Wow. Yeah, he, like, sent a snap. Like he's got, like, a $2,000 hand payout or whatever for his slot machine wherever he was this weekend. But each click of the button was at 1850, so that's a lot, right? For per spin.

[E]

That's a low win for that wage.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

My God, dude. Evan's betting 20 bucks.

[D]

Five clicks and you're down 100. Another five, another 100.

[E]

When I go to Vegas, I'll bet like five bucks, maybe 10 at most, and I'll get like, a $5,000 hand pay there.

[C]

What's the.

[A]

What's the most you can bet? And he's just at.

[D]

Well, dude, it depends.

[E]

It's probably close to max for Minnesota.

[D]

It's got to be. But yeah, I was like, if you go into the, you know, when there's like the 10 cent denominations, that's when it was always, get me if you're in the wrong denomination or whatever. 1 cent, 2 cent, 5 cent, 10 cent. You can, like, be accidentally betting 10 bucks very easily.

[A]

We're playing in a golf tournament tomorrow. Me, Evan, his dad, Grandpa Ron, and Dalton.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, Grandpa Ron and myself, we're kind of just more there for, like, moral support.

[E]

But.

[A]

But Dalton, Evan's dad, and Evan, they're pretty good at golf. Like, they're going to be hitting it. I think we could win. So basically, last year, they won the tournament. It was Ben, Grandparon, Evan, and Evan's dad, really. Now Ben's in Croatia, so I got to fill in for Ben, and they said there was one more spot, so I was like, alton's pretty damn good at golf. Let's get him in.

[D]

So now there's a team of five.

[A]

Well, it's nice, too, because that just adds one more person hitting scramble.

[C]

So you play the best or everybody hits a different shot.

[A]

Yeah, it's like some kind of business. Like, it's just like, a charity event, but apparently.

[C]

Can you win?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, you win.

[C]

What can you. If.

[A]

If you win what you win. I don't know what you win. If we win anything, if you win money or, like, a gift card, but. Pretty exciting. Evan's gonna be showing up here soon. Yeah.

[C]

He might jump in at the end of this. It's his mom's first time. She's never been to the shop.

[A]

I know. And she's been. Wh. Really? For years.

[C]

Evan's worked here for, what, like, five years?

[D]

So we.

[E]

21.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

She wanted to come for four years, and he won't let her. Well, she's finally doing it. She's making it happen. I'm happy for her.

[D]

I just dropped some packages that he received in his room, and it's not looking clean.

[A]

Yeah, she's. I'm sure she's not expecting his room to be clean.

[C]

She raised him. She knows.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You think she probably just knows. Better to not even go in.

[C]

Maybe we'll. Maybe we'll pull them on when they get here. Yeah, I think I want to divert.

[E]

Them away from the room. I'm also doing a golf tournament this afternoon.

[D]

Really? Holy.

[E]

I know.

[C]

Absolutely. I know for sure.

[D]

You're.

[E]

I was told on Sunday, hey, you're. You're in for a golf tournament.

[D]

So funny.

[E]

I was like, oh, okay, cool. I know nothing about it.

[D]

Wait, who's your teammates?

[E]

It's.

[C]

And it's this afternoon.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

That's awesome, dude.

[E]

It's. Oh, Gavin's in it.

[C]

Gavin Elan.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Is Gavin Ein. Golf this year?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

You go.

[C]

Are. So are you guys trying to win this tournament?

[E]

I think is going to carry the team. And then John. Oh, he's in it, too.

[C]

So you've got some good golfers on your team, but you also have you and Gavin. Me and I've never seen Gavin golf. And you've gotten a lot better. To give you a lot of credit. You've gotten a lot better.

[A]

Ken's gotten better.

[E]

Yeah, He's. My worst game of golf was last week.

[A]

Look at this swing.

[E]

My swing is God awful.

[C]

Well, I'm not saying he's good, but I'm just saying you've gotten better because there was a time when you couldn't hit the ball. And now. Now I can go out with you.

[A]

And we're not your story, Ryan. I had to screen record it.

[D]

I love when Ryan goes. When Ken, you top the ball, and then you start walking towards your ball.

[C]

Before it's even landed. That's actually why I posted that, is because I thought it was so funny. You knew. You're like, I'm gonna go pick it up and try again. But you have. You have gotten better.

[E]

Thank you.

[D]

Now. Yeah, now I'd say you. You still, like, have those balls that are just like, what the.

[C]

What?

[D]

You're just frustrated. Then every once in a while, it's just, like, right down the fairway.

[E]

I get one decent hit.

[A]

Yeah, that's what it's all about.

[D]

No, you, like. You get, like, one decent hit per hole.

[C]

That's what I shoot for. Is one good hit per hole something I can be happy about?

[D]

Dude, it's pretty sad around here for not speaking for you since you've been put in some time, but If I'm playing nine or 18 and I par once, I'm stoked.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

If I. If I par twice in 18 holes, I'm stoked.

[C]

I played with Dalton one day, and he said, dude, honestly, like, that was a good round. I'm proud of you. And I was like, oh, thank you. I didn't. I didn't think I played that well. He goes, no, dude, if I had shot that bad in the first three holes, I would have just walked off the court. I was like, damn, bro. Okay.

[A]

It was like a backhanded comp.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

He's like, yeah, that was like, I'm really proud of you. And it was just me having the mental toughness to keep playing through, even though I didn't even know I could do any better.

[D]

I was giving Dalton a hard time because. So what's the general consensus? Like, you get one breakfast ball, he.

[A]

Takes quite a few.

[D]

Yes. So he. So at least that's what I was saying. He's like dropping another ball, AKA what I thought a breakfast ball on like legit five of the nine holes we played. And I'm like, dude, Dalton ripping all these breakfast balls. No wonder you're playing so good. And then he said he was taking a stroke on all of them except for his one breakfast ball, which I wasn't paying attention to his scorecard, but I'm like, oh, that's fine. I guess, like, because think when I do such a bad drive, I'm basically guaranteed not to par the hole. But, like, if I took a stroke and then hit a good drive, I think I'd be better off too. But it just seems like I'll just.

[E]

Call that ball a loss and hit another one.

[A]

Yeah. Ken goes through like a.

[D]

But then what do you do? But then what do you do? You count a stroke.

[E]

I mean, I'm not actually keeping. Keeping track.

[C]

Just keeping track of how many water hazards and transfusions we have. Right. Yeah, that's what I. That's what I go there for.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, that'll be fun. Golf tournament.

[D]

That Tick tock you sent Ryan yesterday.

[C]

Which one?

[D]

You might just have to play it because it's so out of left field. There's like two chicks talking about like.

[C]

Oh yeah, what the fuck?

[D]

Talking about some special underground drink you can get from a cart girl.

[E]

Is it like a specific cart girl at a. I've never heard of that around here.

[D]

No, same.

[F]

My dad's favorite golf cart, the cart.

[D]

Girls give like there's a off menu.

[C]

Thing you can order called the Ground and Pound.

[D]

And they like ladies 55 year old.

[F]

Guys down on the ground or 60 year old guys and they titty punch them, like back and forth.

[A]

Oh my God.

[D]

Well, I know Detroit Lakes. Detroit Lakes, Minnesota.

[A]

Oh my God, that sounds really. It's like a three and a half.

[C]

Hours where I picked up my dad. Yeah, that's my hometown.

[A]

No way.

[D]

Fun.

[B]

That's so fun.

[F]

But yeah, that's what I want to.

[C]

Go golfing with my dad for the first time ever. Can we come?

[B]

It's great.

[F]

Go get some ground, dude.

[A]

I want to see this.

[D]

So, yeah, basically this guy is saying that there's an underground drink at one of the courses in DL called the Ground and Pound, where the cart girl gets on you and then starts like punch, like wailing chest.

[C]

Every single person is. I recognize some of these people too. They're like, what course is this? Like, local guys are like, where the hell is this?

[A]

I'd love to see this happen.

[E]

Like, is it so underground like even the locals don't know about punching their tits.

[A]

What if you don't have man tits?

[C]

I think, I think just chess probably.

[D]

Yeah. I mean I can still punch you, but yeah. It's so specific when you hear a tick tock about your hometown. When it's anything, especially something weird that.

[C]

You were like, especially like our town. Like I feel like you've. If you lived in a big town like Minneapolis or Miami or something like that or you know, I'm trying to think of like a big Omaha. You're like, okay, well it's a big town. You know, lots of people are here. But you start naming off something that happens in a town with 6,000 people, you're like, what the hell. Actually, that reminds me, I saw a TikTok about the Fargo Jet center and apparently it's like this guy who tracks private jets as they like fly around. And it's about Elon Musk flying from Iceland.

[D]

Wow. It gives you all the stats on that.

[A]

Elon Musk was in.

[C]

Yeah. So it shows like he flew to North Dakota to get fuel. And then here's Rihanna from France to Fargo, North Dakota.

[A]

And then they just feel up and.

[C]

Keep going, I guess.

[E]

Yeah, I think they do that cuz it's easy to go through customs in Fargo and it's like a, A good midway point.

[D]

Yeah, it is a good midway point. I love that. Like she paid $29,867 in fuel for this 9 hour and 18 minute flight. Very specific.

[A]

Damn. So there's just celebrities going through there all.

[C]

That's what I was thinking about that. I was like, if you were really watching the skies in Fargo, I have like my cousin works at the jet center. I don't know, he's never said anything about Rihanna. If you really watch, probably honestly, there.

[E]

Is like a good amount of like PJs flying in and out of there.

[C]

That's pretty crazy. It's crazy to think that freaking Elon and Rihanna have.

[A]

Elon's the craziest to me.

[E]

But there's a.

[C]

Imagine him coming in a Fargo. I'm sitting there in my dorm at NDSU watching the planes.

[E]

There's a. I think it's an Elon jet tracker and it. He uses that thing like every day, multiple times a day. It's got places to be going all over the place.

[A]

I mean, if you're that rich, time is your only constraint.

[E]

I just got a, a text from a avid local golfer and she says that that Tik Tok is fake news.

[A]

Fake news.

[D]

That's what I thought.

[A]

Seemed like fake news. I agree. I bet that guy was just trolling.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Maybe it was from a time before. You know, maybe there's just one cart girl back in the day that specialized in the ground and pound.

[D]

Exactly.

[C]

You should ask for today, cj. I'll see.

[A]

I'm sure Evan would do it.

[C]

Yeah, tell him to get it. Or to have Evan's dad get it.

[A]

Try the ground and pound.

[C]

She gets on him, just starts beating them up. I was scrolling through Instagram and I noticed that 50 cents. Whole Instagram is AI. You guys notice that?

[D]

Yeah, I've seen that. Is he. Because he's just like, kind of just roasting people with his AI videos and also like laughs at people who think that they're laughing at him.

[C]

I don't know. He like kind of shit posts them, but like.

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

He just like posts random things. It's like this is pretty clearly AI.

[A]

Got a lot of likes.

[C]

Yeah. I didn't know.

[D]

50. Yeah, his 50 cents. Like Instagram's a whole thing.

[C]

Is it?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What's. What's the deal with it? Like, I just saw it one day.

[D]

I think he did. He's just like being woke. Saying F you to basically anyone who is he.

[A]

Woke.

[D]

Sorry, not woke. Based. I was opposite on that. I was opposite on that.

[C]

What's based?

[D]

Base.

[C]

Fill me in on the opposite.

[A]

Awoke.

[D]

I don't know. I have chat. GPT. Like bass is like the non political way of saying you're not brainwashed.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty based.

[D]

Yeah. I'd say this.

[C]

What?

[D]

Boys in general are based.

[C]

I love all the people. When you said in the video 6, 7.

[A]

Yeah, I don't get that. What's up with that? I've been getting kids or been dming. I don't know if they're kids, but saying CJ said it's six, seven. What is that?

[C]

I don't get Mike. You know the law.

[D]

No, I actually. I actually don't, but. But I don't let it stress me out. Cj.

[A]

It's not stressing me out. I'm just genuinely curious, but also not curious enough, I think. Look it up.

[D]

Yeah, exactly. It's just like a new. From an outside standpoint. It's just a thing.

[C]

Let me look on.

[D]

It's like from a song, I think. Or maybe the song came from it later. But I think we got to get.

[E]

Dalton in here and.

[D]

Yeah, Dalton knows what it is.

[E]

He knows how to explain all these?

[D]

Because he's like. Said it to me. He's like, six, seven.

[A]

And I'm like, I think it's just.

[C]

Like a thing, you know?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, six. Yeah, seven. And then I just think way back to like, SpongeBob. Yeah. You know, it's funnier than 2425. If I said that to someone who didn't know what spongebob was, they'd be like, that's not funny. And I'm like, yeah, it is.

[C]

It was a TikTok trend. There was a song by Skrilla which says Do Do 67, which is referring to 67th street in Chicago, which is a gang area. And then they started doing TikTok trends to Lamelo Ball, who. Who is six, seven. And so when the announcers say six, seven, then the beat goes off, and then it's him.

[E]

Okay. That's what.

[A]

Yeah, he showed me that, but I had no idea what he was talking about.

[D]

I guess that kind of. Because most of them I've seen has been around Lamelo ball, and he's 6, 7. Also, we got an official definition on based. It's an Internet slang, slash modern term. Based is being unapologetically yourself, not caring what others think, and standing firm in your beliefs. Often used as the opposite of cringe.

[C]

You're pretty based. Siege. I feel, like, weird using that term.

[A]

I'm pretty based.

[E]

Yeah, we just use, like, normal words.

[D]

That's a pretty normal word. It just might have a new definition that you aren't familiar with.

[E]

Just like a traditional. Like, just normal stuff. Not these words.

[D]

What word would you use, Ken?

[E]

Just. You're grounded.

[D]

I like that. I like that. The tradition.

[C]

You're grounded. But Ken flips it. I like it.

[D]

Oh, he's such a good guy. He's so grounded.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, grounded is. That's.

[D]

Yeah, it's the correct term, Ken. So, cj, you getting a Harley or what?

[A]

I'm still trying to find one, dude. It's just nothing, Dude.

[D]

I don't think it's. Fenny's, like, posted it. But anyway, spend. He got a Dinah and it showed. He had it delivered from some subscribers last Friday or two Fridays ago, like, right after we got back from Sturgis. And then, like, we're like, yeah, this thing's sick. Yeah, we're, like, kind of standing around looking at it, and you hear C.J. in the background. You still have that road glide available? Yeah, like legitimately. On the phone with dealerships. It was just funny.

[A]

Dude, everyone wants way more Than what it's worth.

[D]

It's one of those things like they put the nice shocks on and then, you know, the Baja designs lights and stuff like that. And then they're like, now the bike's worth three grand more. But it's.

[A]

That's why you haven't sold it in six months.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Like if it's sitting there, if it's sitting on Facebook marketplace for six months, you probably have your price too high or no one actually likes it.

[D]

Like I get in a world where there's like supply and demand. So it's like if you're looking for like a bike with a bunch of extra amenities, like you might pay a little more for it, but you just can't walk into it expecting to get more money just because you tricked it out.

[A]

Yeah, I just, I don't know if I've ever overpaid for anything. I don't know if I ever have.

[C]

If you've ever overpaid for anything, I.

[A]

Just don't do that. Like, I just won't buy it if that's the case. Like, I don't know, I'm just looking at like any of my cars.

[E]

You do spend the time to do the research and make sure you're the opposite of impossible.

[A]

It makes selling it so much easier too then because you're just like, well, I got into it at the right price, if not a great price. And then you can either sell it at what you bought it for or, you know, a little less.

[D]

That's true. You do like the work on the front, front end of when you're buying it to make your back end sale really easy.

[A]

You know the worst part though is like, as more and more time goes on, the less I want Harley because like now I'm like, the itch is going away. Well, now it's damn near.

[D]

That's why. Yeah, I brought it up now thinking exactly that as soon as I asked it, I'm like, well, as soon as fall comes, it's like, dude, there's not really any point until next.

[A]

If one popped up for a good price, I'd do it.

[E]

But I feel like you got until at least you got through October.

[D]

I agree. But isn't, isn't it unfortunate that we think that way? And I know a lot of people who experience winter like all across the Midwest, all in Canada, like when you experience the cold temperature change, you just like chalk a lot of those, like, ah, it's just about winter when realistically it's not. It's probably not a Good idea to buy a rear wheel drive sports car in November because you're coming into winter, but you kind of chalk it up as like, wow, it's like almost fall, so.

[E]

But you might be able to get the best deal trying to buy one.

[C]

That's what I was going to say. See, you're waiting. You're going into the best seats.

[D]

True.

[E]

Because people are going to be parking these things for the winter. They might be like, I don't want to have this sitting on my books for the winter. I'll get rid of this and.

[C]

And we're two for two. I'm going to Sturgis. Went two years in a row. Who knows, we might end up being back three years in a row.

[A]

And you sure going back, you need.

[C]

A hog to crank.

[A]

One thing I want to do is I want to trade the G wagon on a Lamborghini Huracan and then just drive it in the winter. Ooh, like an all wheel drive one. Because like, straight up you just don't have enough time to like, really drive those cars. So if you just got like a little bit older one that's already pretty depreciated, throw some Blizzax on, it'd be kind of sick.

[D]

Completely agree. And you obviously a lot of fun. You still have the Raptor to fall back on. So it's like, because you need it. You know, there's those days where it wouldn't work.

[C]

I wanted to get an E. Ray vet and drive that. They're all wheel drive.

[D]

That'd be sick.

[C]

Ryan.

[A]

I don't know how you do it without a pickup. I was just thinking about this the other day. I had to run to the store and get some like, piping for the guys that are working on the front lawn. And I almost hopped in Alex's car because I didn't realize how big it was going to be. And then I ended up taking the truck because I couldn't find her keys. And so I get there, I'm like, wow, I'm glad I took the truck because I don't know how I would have hauled this. And then when I was driving home, I was like, man, what did I do before I owned a pickup? And I was like, I'd have to run and get the company truck and.

[C]

It would be a pain in the butt. You'd be surprised. You can fit quite a bit of stuff in the back of the Hummer. I fit like, yeah, through the back window comes down.

[A]

True.

[C]

Honestly, I. It is like you, you have to plan, like, I Just don't make trips. I hauled a shitload of mulch in that thing actually come. Which would have been way easier pickup, but like, it's kind of make it work.

[E]

Fold the seats down. It's got plenty of space.

[C]

But I do agree, life is better with a pickup. It's like having a skid steer. Like you can get by without having a skid steer in your life, but once you have it, it's way better.

[A]

Yeah, dude, I just remember as soon as I got my own pickup, my very first pickup, which was my black Raptor, I just like, man, this is the best. Yeah, I just loved that truck. I mean, I'd still be driving it today if I wouldn't have had the opportunity to get my Raptor R@MSRP.

[C]

You're such a pickup, man.

[D]

Yeah, well, I think about like people in any foreign country that like doesn't really have trucks, you know, like the key trucks, like their version of the truck. And then they have.

[A]

Are they key or K?

[D]

K? I don't know. But a truck here is an amenity, but it's very obtainable. You know, you could get an old Chevy or whatever. But think of living somewhere where just like having a truck is like not.

[C]

Well, they're just smaller trucks, but they have the same bed size. Like a K truck has a similar bed size, which I don't no seem possible. But they say like cubic or payload capacity is similar to a full size pickup.

[A]

I believe the payload.

[C]

Will work hard.

[D]

Dude, do man.

[A]

We've seen with those things.

[D]

I guess you do have a point though. Like if you're driving a key truck, like you could still take your garbage, your mulch, your. You could put your bikes in the back.

[A]

Did you see that the US Government put a warning out on the cage?

[D]

I did, yeah. Really fortunate.

[A]

They become. They become more and more popular and people are buying them. But they put a warning like these are super dangerous. And they don't suggest driving them on a road that's over like 50 miles per hour just because of you getting a crash. Obviously you're doing nothing to them.

[E]

I mean, those things are so sketchy driving at that speed. Like they don't feel comfortable driving that speed at least.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. I guess that's maybe the upside. They literally like the smart car barely go 65.

[A]

So Ryan, what's the deal with your Hummer? That thing's lost a lot of value.

[C]

Yeah. When you were talking about before we switch on that a key truck has the same length bed as a full size Pickup like a short bed, like your raptor, but it is only 4ft wide, and it's 12 inches deep versus bigger.

[A]

But anyway, I'm going somewhere funny with this, but. Yeah, just tell me.

[C]

Yeah. No, about my Hummer.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

What did you get into it?

[A]

I have a funny story about it.

[C]

I bought my Hummer at MSRP for 102, and now it's probably worth. While I have an accident on it. It's probably worth 65.

[A]

Oh, that's not that bad.

[C]

It's pretty bad.

[A]

I thought it was, like, worth, like, hey, five.

[E]

It could be worse.

[D]

I compare any situation to Ken's here.

[A]

But Ken's lost money.

[D]

That's still pretty bad.

[E]

Lost a whole load of money on my model, basically.

[A]

If there's anything to learn, Electric vehicles do not hold their value.

[E]

No, my model, yeah, it did hold the value. I actually made money on that car.

[D]

You had a. Yeah, it was a good time.

[E]

It was a couple thousand bucks. But I did make money on that one. The model X completely wiped that.

[C]

So. Yeah, no, I would say. I tell people. People ask, do you like your Hummer? And I'm like, yes. And then they say, should I get one? And I say, absolutely. Fudgeing not because it's.

[A]

You're already in it.

[C]

I'm stuck in.

[A]

Run it. You got to run it. Yeah. Randy was telling me, your dad. He was like, yeah. I was telling Ryan, like, if you're even going to sell that thing, you might as well just put it up on the pole with the other one. So much money. He was. He said to. And I was just like, holy, that thing's dropped that much.

[C]

And then I wonder what he thinks it's worth.

[A]

He probably thinks we're, like, 25. Yeah. Something real bad. But so then that. That's where. Where I was going is. You're remodeling your house, Ryan, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And as we saw how Ken remodeled his house, what if we took your Hummer down?

[C]

Oh, the Hummer that's actually worth something. The one that's appreciating.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

The one with the pontoons on the side.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

And you either use that to take your house down or, like, dropped it on it or something like that. I think that'd be legendary. Like, if you're gonna tear it down.

[D]

Or tear apart, get a wrecking ball.

[A]

Wrecking ball's not as fun.

[D]

No. Like a Hummer that's not the Hummer pontoon. And then we use that as a wrecking ball.

[C]

Oh, I swing my Hummer around from a crane. That'd be sick. I don't know. If I could drive it into my house. I don't think I could get, like. Because I have the foundation.

[A]

Yeah. Come to a dead stop, like, Ken.

[C]

It is a Hummer. It is a Hummer.

[E]

Your breakover angle is pretty darn good on those things.

[D]

You imagine the neighbors watching that we have a crane with a Hummer, using it as a wrecking ball swinging.

[C]

Holy shit.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I'd be down.

[A]

I think we should at least film some kind of segment of tearing down your house. The only problem is you're keeping part of it.

[C]

I'm keeping the back half of the house.

[A]

That's what makes it a little tricky, because Ken's. It was like nothing was off limits.

[E]

The whole structure of mine was.

[C]

You imagine we, like, do that, and the Hummer starts on fire in the house and burns the whole thing down. Just cooked.

[A]

And you're like, well, it looks like we're doing the whole.

[E]

Hey, then insurance gets to pay for part of it.

[C]

I don't think insurance covers you driving your own vehicle in your house intentionally and then it's starting on fire.

[A]

We already can't get insurance. We do that.

[C]

Yeah. Let alone having a claim. That's what I was telling our insurance guy. I was like, listen, literally, a tornado has to come for us to have a claim.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

No, I'd be down. I think. I think if we're gonna take it down, we have to do something in it. Like, I think we have to do, like, a rage room inside or. Or something. We gotta do something.

[A]

That'd be a good business idea for us if we had rage rooms since, like, we like breaking stuff. And then it's like, you can come and experience what it's like to break a bunch of.

[D]

Dude. Yes. The VIP experience. You get to, like, burn a motor down on a. On a motorcycle or something.

[A]

We have, like, the crazy. Yeah. It's like a Harley in there with a brand new back tire.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

I thought that was the most fun part of tearing my place down was going in with baseball bats.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Just hitting.

[A]

Dude, I can't decide what was my favorite part of Ken's house getting torn down. Us going in initially and, like, seeing everything and being in shock or literally playing baseball with all the dishes in there and just everything. But it was strange because it was like your house was. It was like someone just got up and left.

[C]

Yeah. It wasn't really your house. Like, I feel like mine's going to feel like my house.

[A]

It was set up like a house. So like there was TVs, there was couch, couches, there was, you're right, dishes. So like there it was like basically just going into a house. Granted a super outdated one because like they left in like 2008 and then never came. It was like a time cap. So it was very strange. But just like going into someone's house and just breaking everything, that was pretty fun.

[E]

I thought that was way more fun than driving the car through it. Driving the car through the garage was fun. And then hitting the house is kind of just like.

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

I was like just, just from an outside standpoint, Chevy finally broke the back side of the garage just like cherry.

[A]

Yeah, that was. I don't know. That was equal. I, I kind of think it was a tie. Dude. Evan launching that thing in reverse, just ghost riding it. And then we almost sent it into neighbor's house.

[E]

Neighbor's house.

[A]

That would have been bad.

[C]

Did the neighborhood ever talk to you about that? Your n. You live in a pretty vocal neighborhood.

[E]

The ones I talked to, they actually loved it. Cuz they wanted to see that house torn down.

[C]

They were like, it's a byproduct.

[E]

I heard, I heard from the contractors that some other people that talked to them were not the most thrilled about the way got done. But they love that the house went away.

[C]

I mean you were there in freaking November. They, they were long gone. It was Tuesday.

[A]

It was a 2 o' clock on a Tuesday and we were over there.

[C]

If we like went over there on like 4th of July weekend and started ramming into Ken's house, that'd be more.

[A]

Entertaining than the fireworks. I'd be happy.

[C]

That's true. I'd come down.

[A]

A lot of people would like it. Some people wouldn't. You know, it's just tough to please everyone.

[E]

Pay for admission, give them a rage room on the 4th of July that actually being lit.

[C]

Pretty light firework fireworks off inside my house.

[A]

Oh my gosh.

[C]

It would be pretty. It would be pretty good to get my Hummer off the pole.

[A]

I like the Hummer on the pole. I think it's legendary. But like my point is if we're going to take it down, it's got to come down for a really good reason. And then we're gonna need to put something else up there. And I think the Jeep Raini would be a good fit just because it's damn near toasted.

[C]

I mean that is.

[A]

The other fake Lamborghini is still nice in some degree. And I like the way it looks in the farm. But I think we put the jeep regi up there. It's just like another thing. Like, people drive. Is that a lifted Lamborghini? Like, what is that?

[E]

You know, that thing? After rednecks with paychecks, I think got the most toasted out of any of the vehicles.

[A]

I don't think we've washed it since after rednecks. That thing's probably fully locked up. Like that mud turned to concrete when it dried. That was insane.

[C]

We could put up another pole and put the whole F3 trillion limo up there.

[D]

Oh, that'd be so good.

[C]

It's too good to put on a pole at this point. But it would be pretty crazy. Like, it's spanning a whole big thing.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It's, like, way too dangerous to probably do. And. And not enough of a payoff to risk. But just throwing a rope ladder on the hummer poncho go up there, just crawling up there and sitting in it. But, like, it just.

[E]

I mean, I think we'd have to. We'd actually have to tack. Weld that thing to the.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, is. Is probably fine. Is the thing. But also we'd get up there, and then who knows? It's maybe just a hundred pounds from one of them breaking. You know, like, you don't know what it's at. But granted, it does hold snow and not. Not break. I just love for that thing to fall one day. I just think that'd be hilarious.

[C]

But I really thought it would have in, like, the first week of it being up there. I thought, we're going to get one good storm and that sucker is going to blow down. But never did.

[E]

I was expecting the springtime when all the. The snow melted and kind of softened the ground up.

[C]

Oh, you're thinking the whole pole fall.

[E]

The whole pole is gonna.

[A]

What up. We got rolly boy.

[C]

It isn't on yet. It's gonna be.

[D]

Up. Clap it up, rolly boy.

[A]

Here we go. Oh, look at him throwing it up. Look at him throwing it up. Oh, my gosh.

[D]

Keep that tongue in your mouth.

[C]

Was it a long time coming? You're 19.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Man.

[A]

I've waited my whole.

[F]

You guys know I always wear that cheap watch, and that cheap watch broke when we were doing the backflips with the pit bikes. I was really off Micah's mule, and it caught, and the band actually bent.

[D]

But I've been saving up for a few years.

[C]

Good for you, buddy.

[F]

It is black bezel.

[C]

Where the hell did you get it?

[D]

I got it in Fargo.

[C]

Nice.

[A]

You get new or secondhand?

[F]

I believe it's pre, but it's pretty much brand new.

[C]

Yeah, looks awesome. Looks good.

[E]

Papers and everything with it.

[F]

Yep.

[A]

Oh, nice. Good job. I was worried that you maybe got it, like, online and. No, you got to get the papers with it. Damn, dude, congrats. I did not know you were in the market for a Rolex.

[F]

Well, I told you that a couple months ago.

[A]

That's sick, dude. I'm happy for you. That's cool.

[F]

Yeah. Thank you very much.

[A]

Holy boy. Now you're some throwing that up. Yeah.

[C]

Dog's walking around like this all the time. Hey, bud. Oh, what time is it? Did you ask? I don't know how to read this clock.

[F]

I really don't.

[D]

Carry yourself with my left hand, but I went to the grocery store yesterday, and I got the grocery bag with my left hand. Oh, man, that's cool.

[A]

Ken, you got to get a roll.

[E]

You know, I'm putting my money into other things right now.

[A]

He's got an Apple watch.

[C]

I actually almost bought an Apple watch. Like, I want to track my steps, and I'm also trying to not look at my phone so much.

[A]

So you're looking at his little fucking watch.

[C]

I know. I just. I think I check my phone a lot to see if, like, the group chat's been going off or something's happening and I'm missing it. And then it just created this, like, anxiety and that. I'm, like, always looking at my phone. Like, I'm, like, literally walking from here to there. I look at my phone.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Like, keeping track of my steps is why I bought the Apple watch. When we started the fitness thing, it was like, okay.

[A]

Oh, really? I thought you had one long before.

[E]

No, but I haven't worn it for, like, a few years. And I was like, okay, I got it. I'm gonna get a new one. I'm gonna try and, like, keep track of what I'm doing all day. That's. That's the whole reason why I bought it, I guess.

[A]

I can't say much. I'm wearing a whoop band.

[D]

But, dude, I kind of converted over Before, I was like, apple watch all the time. Because I like getting the notifications on my wrist, whatever, so I wouldn't check my phone. But then I discovered once I got a few other watches, that I just genuinely use my watch to tell the time. But then I also was like, this is such a funny thing to Google. I just Googled this, like, two days ago. Why are watches so expensive? And the general consensus came down to. Because of the price.

[A]

What that does of the price.

[D]

That doesn't seem very explanatory. But like it is. At the end of the day, it's like watches, jewelry. They were like, yes, it takes lots of precision machining, engineering, high quality materials. But like. But that is only gonna get you to. They're saying like a Rolex costs like a thousand to like 2000 to make for a basic one. Really?

[A]

They got that much of a markup on there?

[D]

Exactly. At the end of the day, huge markup. People are willing to pay. So then why would you not sell them for that much? Yes, they. They last for a long time. I think that's a big part of it. But like at the end of the day, if you want to just like tell the time than just like get a cast or something.

[A]

The exclusivity.

[D]

Right.

[A]

How it's built. And like Rolex are handmade.

[D]

Right. And the exclusivity is a big one. I just thought it was funny that I had to google it when I really. It's just jewelry.

[A]

Can I ask you?

[E]

Expensive luxury. Good. That's.

[A]

It is. I got. I have three Rolexes. I guess I only have two now because I gave one of them to Mac. Well, I didn't give it.

[C]

We legendary.

[A]

You guys. You guys paid back for it.

[C]

But I wondered if you got paid back.

[A]

Yeah, I still kind of took a loss because I think appreciative. But I just sold it for what it was.

[D]

I just thought it was. Yeah, it was really nice of you because I was just like yo, like thinking about giving Mac a Rolex. And then in like two hours we had this minty ass Rolex. And I was like, how did we get sacrifice?

[A]

I sacrificed mine. But where I was going is I have. I had three. Some of them are great investments. Some of them are at the least store values. Like Dalton's not going to lose money on his watch. Like the one that you guys just going to kind of stay at exactly what you bought it for. But what'd you pay for that thing? Dalton? Can I ask you or no.

[D]

10, 2.

[A]

10, 2. That's why I figured about 10 grand for that watch.

[C]

Yeah. A daily.

[A]

I gotta wear this until I can't anymore.

[F]

Until it does.

[C]

No, I was saying a vehicle where. Till you grow car, bro.

[A]

That's still covered.

[F]

This.

[D]

This cash I've been saving up.

[C]

Okay, that's separate, separate, interrupted.

[F]

Nothing to do with buying a deal.

[A]

The thing is you can't just go into the Rolex store and buy a new Rolex. Most. Yeah, they'll maybe only have one that you could buy, and it's just one in the whole place. Just because someone backed out on it. Yeah, but, like, you have to order it and then wait. It could sometimes be years before it comes, depending which one you get. So if you want to get it now, they're immediately worth more what they actually have.

[C]

What's up, buddy?

[F]

What's going on?

[D]

Hi.

[A]

Hey, guys. The whole fam. You guys ready for our golf tournament tomorrow or what? We are. Hell, yeah. I heard you're the stick, John. We'll see. We're the defending champs this year.

[F]

No, I don't know about that.

[A]

But you guys called me last year, all larried up, like, we won.

[C]

We won.

[A]

We took first. I was like, oh, really? And you're like, yeah, we took first, then.

[F]

Thought we did good the last tournament, too. And then I hear we got last, so I don't know.

[D]

Last.

[A]

True.

[D]

First to last. That's true.

[A]

Well, we're gonna get some practice. Dalton's playing with us, too. Did you know that? So we got five. That should help our odds. But we wouldn't practice. We went and practiced over there. Was it yesterday? Two days ago. So we're.

[D]

Where's the tournament at?

[A]

Just down the road.

[C]

Not too far. So nice.

[A]

Patty, welcome. This is your first time here?

[B]

It is. I'm happy to be here.

[D]

Okay. We're happy to have you.

[C]

Could we interview you for, like, five seconds with about Ev. Have you and Evan. Is that okay?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Ev, you want to hop on?

[C]

I knew this was coming.

[A]

I didn't tell you what?

[B]

Do I have time to use the restroom? No.

[D]

You got time.

[A]

She's out of here.

[C]

This is gonna be good. What's up, Ev? You've been winning big.

[D]

How long are you gonna be here? Ev? Will you be here this weekend?

[F]

Going golfing.

[D]

Nice. Where?

[F]

Back home.

[D]

Nice.

[F]

See, I golfed Sunday.

[D]

Tuesday.

[F]

Wednesday. Gonna go off today. Gonna golf tomorrow, golf Saturday, golf Sunday, bro.

[A]

Yeah, a lot of golfing.

[F]

Been on a run.

[D]

A lot of golfing. Well, at least you'll have your swings in.

[F]

Yeah, my back's starting to feel it today, but it should be all right.

[C]

How's golfing with Slim?

[F]

Train wreck, but fun. No, he's getting it together pretty good, honestly.

[D]

Getting better.

[F]

He'll just, like, make a 10 on one hole and then par the next one, which is honestly like the rest of us.

[D]

Yeah, I was like, that's how I golf, dude.

[A]

It's Insane how popular golf is getting. Like, obviously, it's always been popular, but, like, it seems like all my friends are doing it now. And you would ask me, last year, I had, like, two Slim's.

[F]

Kind of funny. He was always like, oh, going golfing, like, whatever. Just, like, never did it.

[A]

Kind of thinking it was lame.

[F]

And he'd go out, like, play nine holes once every five years and not hit it very good. And then was just, like, over it. But now that he's been out, he's been playing, like, every weekend this summer.

[A]

Wow.

[F]

And he's getting better, like, every time he goes out, just like the rest, you know, getting better, getting better. Now he's, like, hooked. Kind of like Dalton buying all the accessories and just, like, just opened up a whole new event or sport.

[A]

All right, well, we have Evan's mom.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Welcome. This is your first time up here ever, isn't it?

[B]

Well, yes. To this place? Yes.

[A]

And Evan's been here for four years. He always. He always mentioned. He was always like, yeah, my mom really wants to come up, but I think he doesn't want you to see his room.

[B]

Well, I was just gonna say.

[C]

I'm.

[B]

Kind of afraid to see it.

[D]

No, I chucked some packages in there. It's decent. It's not worse? It's been worse. It's been worse.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

It's medium right now.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Probably smells fine, I'm assuming.

[B]

I won't judge.

[A]

Well, I mean, it's probably been this way his whole life, I'd imagine, hasn't it?

[B]

Are you kidding me?

[A]

Well.

[B]

Oh, no. But I was really fussy growing up, and now I feel like this is part of your rebellion. But that's okay.

[A]

He's rebelling at age 30. I'm not cleaning my room.

[D]

No, you can't come over. Yeah.

[A]

That's awesome. Well, welcome. We'll have to give you a tour. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

We're excited to show you around the full tour. And you guys are only here for a day, though. But like I said, we were doing the golf tournament. But, yeah, maybe hop in, Evans. Lamborghini. Go to his yards or something. Hit the boat.

[B]

He did say I could. Could drive it.

[A]

You haven't drove it yet?

[B]

No.

[D]

Have you gotten a ride in it?

[B]

Not that one. I. I haven't.

[D]

Oh, the other. Yeah, I wrote in the giveaway one.

[B]

But, yeah, I do want to drive the Lamborghini, and I would like to drive something on the track.

[A]

Yeah, I was just gonna say that. What you need to do before we go golfing Is Evan needs to take you for a ride in the drift Miata.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

That is the ride of your life. It is actually, like, it'll be insanely scary, but also, you're an great hands. Like, he could drive it with his eyes closed, I think.

[B]

Trust, Devin.

[A]

Yeah, we should actually have Gav throw some new tires on that thing or something. I think 30. It's ready to rip.

[F]

They're probably like half. Like, half life, brand new for uncle Rich. And we did a half.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Half life, half burn.

[A]

Yeah. So, like, did you know Evan was gonna end up, like, how do I describe you? I mean, a legend in terms of you can drive a rip. Any vehicle, anything. Wheels and a motor is your specialty. And you grew up on a golf course, so, like, golf was kind of your. Your sport, wasn't it?

[F]

I mean, I definitely played it a lot growing up, but I always wanted to do action sports, but I was never really allowed to have motors.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

So I just skateboarding. Bmx. Yeah. My dad wanted me to be the golfer. Maybe that pushed me away a little bit too more.

[A]

I want my kids to be golfers, too. That'd be great. But. Yeah. So you weren't allowed to have, like, dirt bikes or anything until you were 19 or whatever?

[F]

Yeah, not really.

[B]

When you were, what, 15 or 16?

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

I mean, my grandpa had, like, how.

[B]

Fast did you crash that?

[A]

So he's been crashing stuff since a young age. So you're almost protecting him.

[B]

Yes, totally. When he was younger. Totally. Yes.

[F]

Was when we had. So you guys had got me that snowmobile. First snow, I crashed into a culvert. So when they bring it to the shop, you can't.

[D]

You can't control that.

[C]

Hold on.

[A]

So you hopped on it and then.

[F]

Broke it right away in like, 10 minutes?

[D]

Oh, probably he was.

[F]

No, I'm trying to think it might have actually made it one full winter, but it was the following winter, and there was, like, six inches of snow, so I got it for Christmas, and we had snow that year, but. So maybe it was the next year. But there's six inches of snow. Shouldn't have been riding. Buried in a culvert. They're pissed. We get it fixed and they. My dad drops. Drops it off, and you guys had to go somewhere. I don't know if you're going to dinner or whatever. You said, don't touch the snowmobile. So the second you guys left the neighborhood, I hopped on the snowmobile. And you know when you're going, like, really fast on an icy road, going like 50. Just start sliding sideways and then just torpedo the goddamn thing. And, like, the culvert just, like, bent up the front a little bit.

[C]

This.

[F]

That.

[A]

That was the end of it. Well, yeah.

[D]

Pile.

[F]

Yeah. Hood busted and handlebar. Yeah. Really jacked it up.

[A]

What age Was this at?

[C]

15, probably.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Okay. So this. This is the first I've heard that's exactly what happened. But you told us you simply drove it up to the country club parking lot, which is literally 50 yards away, and just rolled it on a snowbank in the parking lot.

[F]

Yeah, no, I was going pretty fast. It was pretty scary. No helmet? No, no, no. Like, snow gear. Just, like, a sweatshirt and tennis shoes, you know?

[A]

Yeah, of course I wasn't gonna do anything crazy.

[F]

Just ride it for, like, 10 seconds.

[A]

Real quick, put it back quick, full throttle, pull down the ice. Literally what it was.

[F]

Just pull out. Just hit it wide open. And probably didn't let off until I was upside down.

[B]

That is. My nickname for him is full throttle.

[A]

Okay, That's a good nickname for him.

[C]

When did he get that nickname? Was he. When he was.

[B]

I don't think he even knows that that's what I would refer to him. Did you know that, Evan?

[F]

Not necessarily. I guess I've maybe heard you say it a few times.

[B]

Yeah, I. That's what I would call you. Probably not to your face, but. Yeah, not in a bad way, but it's a compliment.

[C]

When did you know or did you. Did you know that Evan would have such a knack for a camera? Like, Evan is such an entertainer. Has he always been that way? Like, when he's. When he was a kid and you were filming home videos, was he good on camera, or was he like me and just kind of curled?

[B]

No, he liked to perform. I mean, he didn't mind being on the camera performing.

[F]

We loved it. We always wanted to watch it back, like, right at, like, yeah. You were still like, no, go do some stuff. We're like, no, we want to watch it.

[B]

Yes. You. You and your sister both like, which a lot of kids do. They like to be videotaped and then watch it back. But, yeah, you like to perform. You like to do, whether it's magic show stunts, anything that could be videotaped. And then you were lucky that David was your friend who had the equipment and could video you.

[A]

And so, like, when he was young, was there any signs of, like, this guy's got some daredevil in him, like, at a very young age? Like, any precursors to tell them about.

[F]

When the neighbor had to come over about the ramp I built.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you were little and I was not watching. You were in the backyard playing. And the neighbor guy called me and he's like, patty, do you see what Evan's building in your driveway? And I go out and he had found a whole bunch of boards and probably ladders and things, and they were all stacked up to make this scary looking huge jump, which I recall part.

[F]

Of it being held up with like a vertical hockey stick. Something that was never gonna work, it was so sketchy.

[B]

Yeah. So then I came out and helped him dismantle that. And there was no injuries as far as I know. But when you took. We took the training wheels off your bike, you took off like a madman and never went down and was like.

[F]

You mean the first thing I did is I ran right into the tree.

[B]

You didn't know how to steer back good, mate.

[F]

Well, no, I thought without the training wheels that I had to go fat. Like the speed was what was going to keep me on two wheels. So I just started pedaling and I just shot across the yard and just went right into the trees.

[C]

My buddy Ken did that once.

[A]

Man, I would have loved to have known little Evan that have been hilarious.

[B]

He was going 100 miles an hour most of the time.

[A]

Never stopped.

[C]

Who do you think he got his daredevil from? John or you?

[B]

Definitely me over John.

[A]

Patty, you don't strike me as the daredevil. I hate to say, before I had.

[B]

Kids, I was, but I had a big old 50, 59 Oldsmobile and I would drag race the boys on Highway 61.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

At a big old engine. Yeah, a little bit. For a short time I was kind of wild, but otherwise, once I had kids, I was. I became very much more of a worrier.

[A]

Right.

[F]

At least I never gave you much to worry about.

[A]

Do you have any other funny stories of Evan getting in trouble at a young age or doing something funny like that?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, gosh. You used to sneak out at night and I didn't realize that he would come home like his curfew would say at 11 o'.

[D]

Clock.

[B]

You'd come home at 11 and then pretend to go to bed, but sneak out the back door and go party and do whatever, which I didn't learn about that till later.

[F]

I even got a. Broke my foot one night, snuck back into the house with a broken foot and then pretend to fall on the stairs.

[A]

Finding out about this, John's like, what?

[F]

Maybe I never did tell him.

[D]

I know you knew Evan's dad's just finding this out now.

[F]

I rolled my ankle running from the cops and I broke my foot.

[B]

Yeah, we think it's just a fresh injury that happened going downstairs.

[F]

Oh, it was so brutal. I had to wait for like six, seven hours and my foot's just swollen, throbbing. I gotta wait until morning and then maybe made it to like six or six. A believable time. Yeah, kind of stumble on the stairs.

[A]

That's pretty.

[D]

Dude. The hardest part.

[A]

That's pretty good.

[D]

The hardest part would have been faking your falling down the stairs with an already broken.

[F]

Well, no one was really watching. I just needed to make a little noise.

[A]

I don't know. Did you already tell them about the Santa Claus.

[D]

Story?

[F]

My mom has these window clings that look like a Santa Claus or an elf or a reindeer and they're kind of like makes it look like they're peeking. You put it in the corner of a window. And I went to. I was sneaking. I remember it was winter and there's a big tall snow bank and I was walking. I look over the snow bank and I see this face in the window. She must have just put the window clings up. So I like. And I'm wearing like shorts because I'm just snuck out and got picked up and then I got dropped off. So I'm like laying in the snow bank and in shorts and every time I look up.

[A]

Let's go look.

[F]

But I don't think they saw me because they probably do something. So then after like 10 minutes, I hear the garage door opening and I realized my dad's snow blowing the driveway in the front yard. I'm in the backyard and I look in, that face is still like 6:37 in the morning. And then, yeah, finally I realized, well, if my dad's out there, snow blowing, then I look a little closer like oh fuck.

[C]

As the sun starts to come up. That's actually funny. Kept you outside for a little while.

[F]

I did have a good run. Not that I was doing anything wrong, probably just like a curfew thing, but ran from the cops twice.

[A]

Y.

[C]

That I was doing.

[F]

Never, never got in trouble.

[A]

Crazy. I had a good story too. Running from the cops around same age. I think everyone kind of did that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But it's a good way to get some cardio.

[D]

I thought you're going to say some cred, some street cred.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

I think that that's all we really had for today for the podcast. We were. We were going for like an hour before this. So I do think that you should do the Miata ride if you want.

[C]

Yeah, you should.

[A]

That may be even worth, like, just filming for, like, throw a GoPro and just like a couple cams. Like, it'd be a funny little bit. I don't know, maybe you'll be just stone cold, just chilling. She'll probably ask to drive.

[F]

She'll be screaming. She screamed when I. When I hammered down on the Lambo for like.

[A]

Oh, really?

[F]

Didn't even get going fast. Just did like a 10 to 70 pull or whatever and she was shrieking and I. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I knew it was fine. I just shrieked.

[B]

No, I just didn't expect it.

[A]

My mom did the same thing.

[D]

Yeah, the same.

[A]

Yeah, my mom does the same, so it's okay. But, yeah, sweet.

[D]

That's sounds great.

[C]

Thank you, guys.

[A]

Yeah, thanks, guys.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

New podcast every Tuesday. And yeah, hit subscribe. We're almost at 300k on here. We're like less than 1,000 subscribers. So thanks, guys, and we'll see you next week.

[D]

Take it easy.