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Dalton
Dalton's truck broke so now he is driving around our replica version of his truck.
CJ
I think we need a dog running around.
Gavin
I'm going to be the one that has to take care of it and.
CJ
I look down and sure enough there's a snake staring at me.
Mike
What?
Ryan
And I slammed down so hard you would have thought I would have like gone through the floor.
Gavin
This is why I don't come work out.
Dalton
Pretty suspicious. Pretty suspicious.
Gavin
I don't want to be anywhere near that.
Dalton
What are your thoughts on Dalton's truck? Evan?
Gavin
Take one, leave one. Ryan, titties or beer?
Ryan
I'm taking beer. I think I spend more time with beer than the other. What's what Order you.
Dalton
Everyone bro took beer over titties. What you still got but what It's a Controversial statement.
Mike
Yeah. That is how.
CJ
All right, C.J. it's starting to make sense.
Ryan
What is?
Mike
I don't think it's controversial. I just wasn't expecting you to say that.
Ryan
What would you say?
Mike
The latter.
CJ
I dropped beer in a heartbeat.
Dalton
Same.
Ryan
I guess I am over titties I wouldn't take.
Dalton
Bro, I'm not getting. There's very few things I'm getting rid of before titties.
CJ
Ryan didn't even have to think about it. Oh, no.
Ryan
Where do you draw the line?
Dalton
My family. I think that's about it.
Mike
Oh, man, I'm confused.
Ryan
Like, what's the severity of my decision here? Like, I can never see them again.
Gavin
Yep.
Dalton
Oh.
Mike
Oh, now we're talking about your family. No, man.
Dalton
Well, comment down below. What you guys think?
Ryan
Yeah. What do you.
Dalton
What do you be. What are you taking?
CJ
If you.
Dalton
If you had to get rid of one, you only get one option for rest of your life.
CJ
Now we're getting into it.
Mike
Yeah.
Gavin
I can't choose. For the record, I don't know.
Dalton
I feel you can still drink Twisted tea and all.
Ken
You still drink. You can still drink vodka.
Gavin
Yeah. Yeah. Get rid of the beer. As long as I still drink other liquors. Yeah. Keep the tits, for sure. Fuck the beer.
Ryan
Yeah. I kind of didn't think about all that. I thought about just alcohol in general. But whatever. I'll stand by it. I'll stand by it.
Mike
Ryan's going to look like he's enjoying the hell out of the Coors Light when we all pick titties.
CJ
That guy just sure loves his beer. All right.
Mike
I mean, what the heck else is new, boys? We got to change the subject.
CJ
Yeah, I don't know, Mike.
Dalton
We're both wearing corrugated.
Ryan
Corduroy.
Dalton
Whatever, dude. Everyone made a big deal when I showed up in these one day, and they're like, you were corated? What are they? Corduroy.
Mike
Corduroy.
Dalton
Corduroy pants. I'm like, okay, so. Yeah. So what's that mean? They're like. Those are so outdated.
CJ
Who said that?
Ryan
I don't think they are.
Dalton
I. I heard it, like, multiple times when I broke these things out last year.
Ryan
From who?
Mike
Like a 90s thing.
Dalton
And now at least five handfuls.
Mike
It's like, literally everything comes back around eventually. Baggy jeans are back in, like, mullets. Mullets, dude. Yeah.
Gavin
Everything's never left, did they?
Ryan
I feel like there was a time where mullets were out.
Gavin
I take that back. I think now, yeah, maybe they're more mainstream, but, like, the Real mullet guys, they never let them go.
Ryan
Like Gavin.
Mike
I don't even that are like this.
Dalton
Mullets are pretty mainstream now, aren't they?
Mike
Yeah.
Dalton
Does that make him less cool, would you say?
Gavin
I think yeah. Like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dalton
Less cool. I cool but more acceptable since you're like so core, Evan, you should get a rat tail. It's kind of like variation. This guy with a rat.
CJ
Yes.
Dalton
It's going to be like sitting right here, dude.
Gavin
When we had to buzz our heads out in Moab or Salt Lake, wherever we were.
Mike
He asked you. It was either you or Dalton. He was joking.
Gavin
I might have been. You could have run it for like a week and then sniff.
Ryan
If you showed up with a rat tail, I wouldn't even have been mad about you not buzzing your whole head.
Gavin
It would have been 99% buzz.
Ryan
Yeah, it would have been. That's what I mean. I wouldn't have been mad about it.
Mike
One of the barbers did ask that. Cuz both you and Dalton had long hair, but you have more like rat tail type hair. You want me to leave this dread? But no, that'd be insane if you got a rat tail.
Gavin
Remember when I was pulling my hair out and Dalton was losing his mind? So I have like big dreadlocks and I just started grabbing them and ripping these chunks out. He was like he was going to puke.
Mike
Actually, I don't know if I do remember this.
CJ
Before you cut your hair.
Gavin
Yes. But I can't remember who.
CJ
Dreadlocks.
Dalton
No, he had like the back literal like a little matted hair. Like a dog?
Gavin
Yeah, like a long haired dog that dragged its ass through the line.
Dalton
Like a long haired dog that has a bad owner that doesn't comb it. Evan just treated his his own hair that way. Just let it get all matted.
Gavin
I would run conditioner like maybe not every day, but like every other day. I didn't like to overdo it, but I never owned a comb or a brush until about two weeks before I cut my hair. I actually finally brought a brush and now I don't need it.
CJ
Started brushing your hair?
Gavin
Yep.
CJ
I think a lot of you, Evan, but I never once thought, man, this guy's got like greasy or dry dreadlocked hair.
Ken
Well, you're just always wearing a hat back then. You still are, but so you just never really noticed it.
Gavin
I mean just like the six inches that was below that.
Mike
But yeah, now that you say it, for how long of hair you've had and how long you've had long hair I've never seen you brush it or comb it, dude.
CJ
You guys brush your hair. Like, I've never brushed my hair ever.
Mike
Yours isn't long enough?
CJ
Yeah, no, my hair gets long.
Dalton
My hair is just straight.
Mike
Yeah, but it's not. Well, it does get long. I'm just saying, like, I would understand why you don't, but when Evan has hair to his shoulders, it does make sense, but I just never thought about it, and I'm sure you didn't either.
CJ
Something about Evan shaving his head, it just made, like, everything he did that usually is, like, deemed as bad behavior somewhat. Okay. Because it was just like, ah, he's just a little kid. Like, he's. He's just, like, misbehaving again.
Gavin
I've been getting, like, mixed reviews on it. Some people say that I look more clean cut and whatever. Other people say I look like more of a criminal.
Dalton
You look pretty badass, I think. I think you look good. You should have him run the short hair.
Mike
And it's weird.
Gavin
I don't know. I think that's like a jail thing. You get in there and they just.
Mike
I don't know how to explain it, but I agree with both of those.
CJ
I would have loved to see you bald, Ev. You should have just gone, like, all out and just went bald. I'd be like a bald, naked mole rat.
Gavin
I'd probably.
Mike
Why wouldn't you want to do.
Gavin
I'd probably look an offlot. Like, Gavin, just a short, stocky guy with a fucking bald head. Like, it probably wouldn't be that much different.
CJ
Also, we need to clarify some things.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
A lot of people thought in the last podcast when we were talking about Gavin fighting Jake Sherbrooke, they thought we meant Gavin. Three Wheeler Gavin. Well, we never clarify that it was our mechanic, Gavin, which changes a lot in my. Crazier.
Dalton
Everything makes it way crazier.
CJ
Yeah. So, anyway, I just wanted to. I just wanted to clarify that while we were on that topic, I would.
Gavin
Love to see 3 Wheeler Gav and Jake go, though. That would be a way more even match.
Ryan
Freaking heavyweights.
Dalton
I still think Jake would piece him up strong, though. I'm willing to bet he'd just take a beating. That's for sure.
Ryan
He would take a beating.
Gavin
He can take a fall. He can take a punch.
Dalton
Jake would tire himself out beating up Gavin to the point where maybe he would just be done.
Ryan
But I don't really see the anger in, like, the aggression in Gavin.
Gavin
You know, a few times we got.
Dalton
Way too nice three Wheeler Gavin.
Gavin
Take a dump in his tail pipe. He's not happy.
CJ
He was fired up.
Ryan
What was he fired up about?
CJ
When Dalton pooped in his tail.
Mike
He's a pretty easy going guy, but over the course of the road trip, we found some ways to push his buttons.
Gavin
Yeah, he also got pretty mad when. What's that little stunt called? Where I got down behind him and Spenny pushed him. He.
Ryan
Tabletop.
Gavin
He was pretty mad there too.
CJ
Everyone loves a good tabletop middle school behavior.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
Yeah, for sure.
Ryan
Remember at Talladega last year? Or no, where was it? Cletus's thing when we were gonna meet the original Gravedigger and Gravedigger's son. Ryan, I believe, was like, go prank my dad. And then you're like, what am I supposed to do? Tabletop.
CJ
Imagine we Tabletop.
Gavin
Gravedigger.
Dalton
That'd be hilarious.
Gavin
It would be legendary.
Dalton
He breaks his elbow bone, his tailbone.
Gavin
I haven't. I haven't really seen that many people lately doing it. Maybe we should really bring that back.
Mike
I think, because it's not. It's. It's not as meant for full grown people.
Ken
Adults.
Mike
You know, when kids do it, bro, you just like fall and it's funny.
Dalton
You're at recess sense.
Mike
And then when you do it to an adult, it's like, yeah, they could be out, man.
Dalton
Adults normally are standing on concrete, too.
Mike
A lot of asphalt.
Ryan
Yeah. They don't get grass under their feet.
Dalton
That's us. Yeah.
Gavin
I mean, the beach is probably a better place to do it.
Ryan
True.
Mike
Next time we're on a beach, I'll do it with you. Hell, you can do it.
Gavin
No, me. We'll pick someone out, we'll team up and.
Mike
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Gavin
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
CJ
Dude. Adults need to just like, continue. It's like continued education of like, taking falls, you know? Like, kids are pretty good at it. And then once you get into your teens, you maybe stop taking falls as quite as much. And then like, I'd say like 20 to 75, you know, you're pretty much stable. But then after 75, you start falling again and. And then that's when it all goes south. You practice, right? You like. Yeah. So it's got to be like, continued ed of falling.
Ryan
I missed a step and fell in my house and I was holding like a metal, like a yeti water bottle, and I slammed down so hard, you would have thought I would have like, gone through the floor. Like, I. I just went down like a bag of bricks. And I was like, damn, I really haven't taken a good fall in a while.
Mike
Get back in the quad water bottle.
Ryan
No, I didn't break the floor either. So that's good.
CJ
Something about like walking upstairs too, when you miss a stair and you. It's like you slam so hard. Like I do that all the time because my sauna's downstairs and I'm always walking up the stairs like kind of like light headed and I'm like just trying to get up, miss a stair and just like.
Mike
That's the Joe Byron.
CJ
Yeah, usually it's going down though.
Ryan
Down is worse. Yeah, that is because then you tumble. But yeah, you do take a good. It's just like a slap.
CJ
Oh, you're right. The meme of him climbing up the stairs when Trump hits the golf ball. That one's even.
Dalton
No, that's always that guy anymore.
Mike
Frustrating. Like I. Whenever I walk up and down stairs, I'm like, we. I weirdly focus in on it because the last thing you want to do at any point in your life is fall down the stairs or up them.
Gavin
So you're saying like when you get.
Mike
There, you really lock it? Yeah, I consciously.
CJ
It's weird.
Mike
Maybe it's like an OCD thing, but I literally, if I'm gonna skip steps, I'm like in my head, all right, we're gonna skip, we're gonna go boom, boom, boom. If I'm gonna walk up them, I'm like, all right, we're gonna walk. It's gonna be chill.
Dalton
I've fallen down a full flight of stairs twice. Like, like solid from the top. Like, I mean like face first, no arms. One time I did it sleepwalking.
Mike
Did you do it at the old shop or who?
Dalton
And I did it at the old shop and I cut my eye open, fell and I face planted so hard because remember it was like kind of short up there. Had to lean hunched over and I tripped on something and I cuz I had these big boots on and I just literally went down and there was no railing either to grab. So it was just like. It just face first broke it with my face. I even have a scar from it. But yeah, I've done it twice.
Ryan
Didn't you hit the hose reel or something? Like.
Dalton
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. We were drinking, it was a late night.
CJ
That was not good.
Ryan
That was the other time was sleepwalking.
Dalton
Yeah. Scared my family, I bet. Yeah, My little brother was like pretty small at the time. Pretty sure he started crying. Like they thought I was like really hurt, but I was just down There, like, oh.
CJ
At what point do you wake up?
Gavin
When he hit the ground, I bet.
Dalton
I just recall, like, middle midway through. Like, you know, it was just like a blur.
Ryan
But it's a bummer you didn't wake up after you hit the ground, you know, then. Then you wouldn't have to deal with the pain of it.
Dalton
Yeah. You know, knock the wind out of you pretty good.
Gavin
When you're sleepwalking, are you. Do you ever recall, like, being in a dream?
CJ
Yeah.
Gavin
Like you're doing something different and then.
Dalton
You know, maybe sometimes, but most of the time it's like I'm delirious. I'm just, like, standing and I'm, like, half awake. Like I'm looking for something. It's almost like the dream bleeds into real life. That's probably the best way to describe it. Like you're dreaming and then it kind of like you're like. You wake up, but you're half awake, and then you're doing something. I guess it bleeds in, in a sense, but by the time you remember, kind of. You realize it. You kind of remember the last half of it.
Ken
Always get very startled by something whenever you're, like, sleepwalking or something, because you're. You're always, like, prancing around somewhere upstairs, and then you're just screaming, and then.
Mike
It'S just like, oh, I love ken's input on CJ's sleep reindeer.
Dalton
Ken is going to be like, his sleep is going to be so much better once his house is done. Like, without me up above him freaking out in the middle of the night, like, he's going to be. He's just going to be sleeping like a baby.
Ryan
Ken, can you look up what sleepwalking is a sign of, like, you know, they say if you're a good dreamer, you're creative or some shit like that. Like, there's gotta be something.
Gavin
It gets a psychopath.
Ryan
Really.
Gavin
I made that up.
CJ
It just goes, if you sleep, rock, you're a pervert.
Mike
Oh, damn, that can't be true.
Dalton
Yeah, you'd be sleepwalking all day, all night long. That'd be Evan's new thing. I was sleepwalking. That wasn't me. What am I supposed to do? I was sleepwalking.
Gavin
I was just sleep.
Ken
Yeah, it's caused by not getting enough sleep stress and sleep schedule disruption.
Dalton
I don't know how true that is for my case, but, yeah, I'll take it.
Gavin
You mean you don't believe what they say on the Internet?
Dalton
I. I mean, those three things I don't know how applicable they are to me.
CJ
I had a dream last night that there was like snakes in my room. Because when I was. I was working out at the gym and like the gym owner was just in there and he was like, hey, you guys gotta let me know if you see snakes in the gym.
Mike
I was like, there's too many.
CJ
How could these snakes get in the gym? And he was like, there are little bastards outside. I've killed 57 of them outside. And they final cracks in the walls and they go up the insides of the walls, then come in from the ceiling.
Mike
And I was like, he painted a nice picture for you.
CJ
I was like, that just seems insane. And I shit you not, he walks out the door and I go and hop on this machine. I run a couple sets and. And I looked down and sure enough, there's a snake staring at me.
Ryan
What the hell?
Dalton
So what that guy do? He grabbed it?
CJ
Yep.
Dalton
And did what with it?
CJ
Brought it outside and curb stomped it.
Dalton
Did he really?
CJ
Yeah.
Ryan
How have we never seen a snake? I mean, like, we've been in there a fair amount. Never seen a snake.
CJ
Yeah.
Ryan
And then now, six minutes after he tells us there's snakes, we see one.
Dalton
Is an interesting location to have snakes because it's like in town, the concrete jungle.
Mike
It is kind of like a marsh, I guess.
Ryan
Yeah.
Gavin
I mean, we've had. Remember that snake that got under the oven?
Mike
Yeah.
Ryan
Oh, yeah.
Mike
Couple sal. A lot of salmon.
Gavin
I see a lot. They really like. Like the culvert in the ditch where the grass grows up there. You go in there, but go buy it with the mower and there'll be like four scurry out at once.
Mike
They start some really good parties.
Gavin
And allegedly I chase them down with the mower.
Dalton
You know, I could see you having a pet snake in your den. Like, you go in there, it's like there's. It's, you know, your room is pretty messy, but then like there's this glass tank type of thing. And I had this snake there.
Ryan
You had a snake?
Gavin
Yeah.
Mike
You did? Wow.
Dalton
How long?
Gavin
Five years.
Dalton
What happened to it?
Gavin
I got it at the end of its life. It wasn't me. How long was the snake? Like five feet.
CJ
Wow, that's crazy.
Ken
How big was the.
Dalton
Did you take it out of its case a lot or no?
Gavin
Yeah. Yep. I can't remember what kind it was. I acquired it at like, it was already at like two thirds life. I think they have like a 15 year lifespan or something. It was already like old. It needed to go somewhere. So it ended up at my house for some reason.
Dalton
Whose was it?
Gavin
Just acquired.
Ryan
Your mom doesn't strike. No, no, no. Not when you were in high school. Okay. Your house. I was going to say your mom doesn't seem like the type of lady that would love snakes in her house.
Gavin
Yeah. Did the whole thing get the frozen mice in the freezer and then you just run them under some water? I can't remember why that. They told me you're not supposed to feed it in the cage. It might make them aggressive. Then when they think the lid comes off if you're going to maybe play with it or something. So.
Mike
Right.
Gavin
Feed them in the bathtub. Like with no water. Th the mouse put in the bathtub, let it eat the mouse, which was usually a very quick process. And then how many times.
Ryan
Such a good snake owner.
Gavin
Ah man, I can't remember. It was like only like once a week or something.
Dalton
Oh really?
Gavin
It wasn't super often. I. I can't recall exactly.
CJ
So you would have to take that thing out.
Gavin
Yeah, no, it wasn't like sketchy. I wasn't going to bite you. It wasn't super big around either. It was more kind of snake was. I can't remember.
Mike
Get out.
Gavin
No, never got out.
Ryan
You ever feed it live mice?
Gavin
Nope. Nope. Never alive.
Dalton
Fun.
Gavin
It just died.
CJ
The snake died.
Mike
This is the worst snake story ever.
Dalton
Like you just woke up one day and it was dead in his cage or what? Yeah, dude, that's such a sad life for a snake. Just like even like wild snakes that.
Gavin
I hit with the weed whacker.
Dalton
Yeah, but they have at least like they live until that moment that they die rather than just being cooped up in like a glass thing or like you could do that. You could say the same thing with like gerbils, hamsters, like a dog that just sits in a cage all day.
Ryan
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Gavin
I kind of hate any animal that's in a cage because they're just not that entertaining and they stink. Yeah, people that have house rabbits, like.
Dalton
It sucks for the person, in my opinion, and it sucks for the animal. The animals got the tiniest, like imagine you could only move within this little square, you know. It just kind of sucks.
CJ
Me and CJ's grandpa used to have bunnies.
Gavin
Really?
CJ
But he would just let him roam around the entire upstairs.
Ryan
That's kind of cool.
Mike
That's cool.
Ryan
They poop everywhere.
CJ
Yeah, it's probably pretty gross.
Ken
I'm assuming it made it stink pretty bad in there or.
Ryan
Yeah, but they just hopped around. They just chilled.
Gavin
Yeah, that's pretty cool because some of.
CJ
Those, like Jack, they're big bunnies.
Gavin
Big.
CJ
Yeah. Then he also had a parrot. He was a dick.
Gavin
Mango Parrots can be mean.
CJ
Yeah, well, he just had a mouth on him walk in, he was like, hello?
Dalton
Really?
CJ
Oh, yeah.
Gavin
They only say what they've heard. So who's saying?
CJ
Yeah, my grandpa was training that. But, like, parrots live to be, like, 70 years old or something crazy. Like, they live a long, long life in this. Mango was like, 45 years old. So, like, the family was like, all right, who gets mango if grandpa passes away? You know, my grandpa's 80, me and CJ's grandpa 83, or something like that. You got to think Mango is still going to be kicking it.
Gavin
It's like the opposite of a dog where the family might fight over who gets grandpa's dog for the last five years, but it's a prayer. You're like, no.
CJ
I feel like me and CJ might have had to have just stepped up and just taken Mango in the new shop.
Mike
He would have been in the shop.
CJ
Well, Ben and CJ will take Mango to the shop.
Ryan
Walking in here. Hello.
Dalton
Oh, you know, you learn way more.
Gavin
So mango for real?
CJ
No, Mango. Mango died in a house fire.
Gavin
That's. Yeah, my bad.
Dalton
Yep.
CJ
No, it's okay.
Gavin
RIP Mangoes.
CJ
Yep.
Dalton
Bringing up touchy subjects now. I have.
Gavin
Dude, Nikki's mom has two parrots. The one what? Two different kinds. One of them super friendly. It'll just crawl all over you. It's chilling. The other one, the only person that can hold it is Nikki's mom. And it'll look friendly, but it will just bite you. And it draws blood.
CJ
Yeah.
Gavin
Really? It hurts. I messed around and found out that it's quick, like a snapping turtle or something you think is slow, and you get a little close and it'll just. I was teasing it. Nikki's like, don't do that. Stick my finger in the cage and sure as shit, right on the tip of my finger. Draws blood.
Dalton
Yeah, you can hear it now. The family's, like, eating dinner.
Ryan
How old are those parrots?
Gavin
I believe around middle of their lifespan. So we've had, like, this same conversation.
Ryan
Of who acquires the bird.
Gavin
Yeah, I think two birds, but they can't be. They got a separate cages and whatever. I think that.
CJ
Do they talk to each other?
Gavin
Ah, I'm not sure about that. But they talk to the cat and they do. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Oh, that's really funny, kitty.
CJ
Yeah.
Dalton
Yeah. They better be careful. Cat would kill them.
Gavin
I think once they realize that they just have to coexist, they. I think they just kind of just.
Dalton
Chill maybe until they have an opportunity to take it out.
Gavin
Well, probably.
Mike
I think a cat would love to have its way with it.
CJ
Yeah.
Dalton
Pretty fun for it. Yeah.
Mike
But not a hunting. I think it's a bear.
Gavin
The one is, like, I would say small to medium sized, and the other one is relatively large, and that's the mean one. And I think it could beat up a cat.
Ryan
Say, I feel like they're pretty big. They're like the size of a cat.
Gavin
If it bit that cat, it. The cat's gonna be like, what the heck just happened? And probably scurry off.
CJ
Dude, I'm excited to get a shop dog around here. I think CJ's got to do it, but I think we need a dog running around.
Gavin
I'm gonna be the one that has to take care of it.
Dalton
If it's at the shop, stay home.
Gavin
Yeah.
Dalton
All right. Maybe bring here every now and then.
Gavin
I meant if it stayed at the.
Mike
Shop, then it wouldn't be a shop.
CJ
You know, I'm not a stepdad. I'm the dad that stepped up. That's gonna be. That's gonna be evident. CJ's dog.
Dalton
I wouldn't trust Evan with my dog.
Mike
Yeah.
Gavin
And it would be taking the peanut butter home at night.
Dalton
Yeah. I just wouldn't be Lee. I would not want to leave the dog around here.
CJ
Yeah.
Dalton
No, I can't have both of them. I'd take one or the other, you know?
Ryan
Yeah.
Gavin
Because I'd be giving the dog treats. That's all.
Dalton
Weird.
Gavin
I'd just be feeding it.
CJ
Right.
Mike
Too much teaching and how to skateboard or something.
Ryan
That would be cool.
Mike
That would be sweet.
Ryan
You come back and it's like, knows tricks and stuff now.
Dalton
Yeah, that would be sweet. I feel like the most practical pets are dogs and cats.
Mike
Realistically, this is historically a true statement.
Ryan
Why don't more people have dogs and cats?
CJ
So we. We bought this truck. If you watched last week's video, we bought cheap version of Dalton's truck that he spent the last six months building. And then we did the same stuff to it. But when we were buying the truck, we kind of got duped.
Gavin
Cheetoed.
CJ
Yeah, we got. We got got.
Dalton
You were talking on the last pod about me getting scammed. You got scammed, man.
Gavin
I'm going to take 50% of the blame.
Dalton
Holy shit.
CJ
Why the hell would you take 50%?
Dalton
Since when he's taking accountability a little bit?
Gavin
Because why Ben is negotiating the deal. He sends me a truck. I go, looks good to me. As long as it has a five, seven, hemi. Ben messages. The guy says, does this have a five, seven, hemi guy? Says yes. Therefore, I go, it's raining. So I like, kind of flustered. Just drive it. Whatever. Okay. Start, water starts. Run stops. Well, no, but I got to load it up on the trailer and strap it down. Going to be soaking wet for the ride home for four and a half hours. Like, whatever. It's just a shitty, rusted out Dodge. There wasn't much I actually did the diligence to, like, it's running. I look underneath it. Not dripping anything. Turn the steering wheel both ways. Like, I gave it a little look.
Dalton
Over and you just didn't pop.
Gavin
Seemed fine. Didn't pop the hood. Didn't pop the hood. But isn't that fair, Ben? 50. 50.
Mike
Hey, I think that's fair.
Dalton
I'm happy that you're just taking even part of the accountability.
Ken
Well, I mean, that dude just straight up lied about the entire vehicle. Like, didn't he say it had a, a Starlight headliner?
CJ
Yeah, the dude was a little rat. I'm gonna be honest. Dude was a little rat. He took a picture of the truck, and I was like, all right, this one is like four hours away. It was a little bit more expensive, but it's got Starlight headliner, which was like, the selling point for me because Dalton's truck had the Starlight headliner. And I was like, that's just like the cherry on top, and we don't.
Gavin
Want to pull one in because it's.
Ryan
A pain in the ass.
CJ
It would have been a thousand bucks. It would made no sense. I was like, all right, let's just pull the trigger on this one. It's got the same motor and everything that we're looking for. Plus the Starlight liner. The dude pulled it out. Didn't tell tell us that until Evan got there.
Gavin
I don't think it was ever in.
CJ
Oh, it probably wasn't a. I had.
Gavin
Like, mark intent, which I trust their opinion. They're looking like, dude, there was. This is such an OEM headliner, there's no way it was ever out and put back in.
CJ
Makes sense.
Ken
You want to take that out, you have to, like, remove the windshield to get that out of the vehicle. Like, it's not just an easy process.
Dalton
You would just see a bunch of little prickled holes. Cuz they have to poke them.
Gavin
Well, I mean, probably use a different material. I, I, I would assume, I don't.
Dalton
Know unless you put them in your.
Mike
Stock, but I mean, yeah.
Gavin
And then, you know, listed as the. I go, oh, it's got a Starlight or Starliner, whatever. They're called? No, I had to take it out for whatever reason it was sagging, but I actually install them. So if you guys ever want one put in, hit me up.
Ryan
Wow. Upselling you.
CJ
So the dude lies about the motor.
Ryan
Lies about the star line is what.
Mike
It is actually a 4 7.
CJ
But he also. He also, like, tried shaving off the. Like, the cap on top of the motor says, like, 4.7 hemi or whatever.
Ryan
Yeah. On the air intake.
CJ
And he shaved off the four, but.
Ryan
Like, only half of it.
CJ
Like, just a quick. Yeah.
Gavin
I mean, we could tell what it said, but it literally just said seven. Whatever. Like, oh, must be five.
CJ
Yeah. So we figure that out once we start working on it. And then just like, the cherry on top was what he did after buying it.
Gavin
Oh.
Mike
After Evan instructed him that this purchase is under wraps, so don't post anything about it, please.
Gavin
Yeah. So right away, he's kind of like, what are you guys doing with this? I'm like, ah, just beat her truck or whatever. Kind of downplayed it. Didn't tell him what we were doing. Get it loaded up. And then he's asked me if he can take a picture of me with the truck. Like, he didn't want to get in the picture, but he, like, stands back, takes a picture of me with it, and he took it, finished ratchet strapping it down, and I'm like, hey, you want to just do me a favor and, like, don't post this anywhere for at least a couple weeks? It's a big surprise for Dalton. And then, actually, it was probably dumb. I should have just left it. Don't post it. But I thought if I filled him in, he said he was a fan of the channel, that he'd be, like, hyped or respect what we were doing. And then he would not post it.
CJ
Yep.
Gavin
And he just said, don't worry. I won't post anything.
Dalton
Then he posted it and went viral.
CJ
Yeah. He put together a little thing on TikTok of, like, Evan picking it up, and then it's got the photo of Evan.
Dalton
Kind of look like you were in collusion with him.
CJ
And then proceeds to post it. It blows up. And then just. I started reading the comments, and he's just telling everyone in the comments exactly what we were. Shut up.
Ryan
Oh, my God.
CJ
So it's like, it's one thing if he was. He's saying, like, I didn't think it was going to blow up. But then after it blew up, he still went in and was just like, it's tough because, like, what do you do when you're buying something off Facebook marketplace? Like, it's just public. There's only so much that we can, like, do or complain about it. It's more just, like. I mean, at least, like, respect somebody's, like, wishes of, like, hey, you can post this. Just, like, please just wait.
Dalton
Yeah. He had no respect for anything.
CJ
No respect. Yeah. And then the dude was like, can I pay you to, like, come and be a part of, like, the.
Dalton
No, we're not trying to surprise you.
CJ
I was like, no, dude.
Gavin
He wanted to come out.
Dalton
Yeah. Yeah.
Gavin
Oh, my. I didn't. I didn't hear this.
Dalton
He was, like, saying that you said it was cool. He was like, yeah, Evan said that it was cool, and I could stay in his room.
Gavin
It just sucks because he seemed like a decent dude at the time. But that just goes to show you can get screwed by anybody.
Mike
Swank.
CJ
So I.
Dalton
We're always hard on the Facebook marketplace. You got to kick them in the nuts, beat them up.
Ryan
We at least get a good deal. You kick them in the nuts.
CJ
Well, I did some negotiating on Facebook. Got them down, I don't know, 800 bucks or something like that. And then he was like, since you're driving here, like, we can. We can figure out a price when you get here, too. Because I was trying to negotiate the rate of, like, him bringing it here. And then Evan shows up. I tell him, yo, just negotiate this guy down a little bit more. He said he's willing to drop because you're picking it up. And then Evan goes. I go, how much you pay for it? And he was like, full price. What you were. What you said? I said, I'm pro.
Gavin
Ben said you were picking it up for five grand or whatever.
CJ
I should. Yeah, that.
Gavin
And that's, like, at that.
CJ
That was just me and Evan not communicating.
Gavin
It would have been. Been nice to save a few hundred more, but at the end of the day, I just had drove four and a half hours to get this truck and over a hundred dollars. I wasn't gonna not bring the truck home. It's just like, yeah, whichever.
Ryan
He knew.
Dalton
Like, funny.
Gavin
Whatever.
Dalton
Yeah. So anyways, we get this truck, we wrap it, we put the wheels on the thing. It's the identical wrap. Dalton doesn't know about it, obviously, if you guys have seen the video. So he's in the meantime, working on his truck in Fargo, and we have this shittier, basically Teemu version of his truck at a hidden shop in our area, and we wrap this thing in, like, Two days, throw the wheels on and a few other little things basically to then just roll up and surprise the surprise. Or Dalton had this whole big thing. He thought we didn't know what his truck looked like, and he was going to unveil it to us, surprise us on video. And we had this thing that we were gonna basically roll in. And then Evan frickin is driving this thing down to go surprise Dalton and the wheel falls off.
Gavin
Yeah. So I. I was the one that put the wheels on, so it is my fault. But what I was scared of is we have this ripper Milwaukee half inch impact with the big battery on it. And I know that you could suck the stud right out of there. And this is like an hour before we unveil it. So I'm scared of over torquing these wheels. So I literally told all you guys, like, I'm just going to give it a couple of duggas. We're going to pull in for the unveil, and then before we rip this thing, we're going to torque them by hand. Because, you know, if we pull the studs, rip the studs out, then we kind of throw the whole bit before it started. I under torque them.
Dalton
The wheel flew off in the middle of the road. He calls us frantic.
Gavin
So I'm on the phone with BE because the timing had to be right on where I need to pull out of the buddy's shop at the right time when Dalton's coming in and I need to hide down the road. And let me.
CJ
Let me just tell you how this phone call goes.
Mike
This is happening like as you were on your way to the field, so.
CJ
So this is how this phone call goes. Hello? Hey, can you tell Gavin to, like, meet me down the road so I can, like, tighten up these lugs? They got to be loose. Dude. Like this. This thing feels okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go find them right now. All right. All right. Just tell them this is where I'm gonna be. Okay. Yep. Hey, Gav. Oh, fuck. What? The fucking wheel just fell off. Like he kind of goes silent and I just go, wait, are you serious? He goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dalton
Cause I would joke about this, dude. Nobody's had more wheels fall off in the history of ever than Evan.
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Gavin
But always the weird coincidence about it. Our wheels fall off on hoonicorns, which this is looking like one. And Uncle Rich has been in town both times the unicorn wheel has flown up.
Dalton
Maybe he's. Maybe he's.
Gavin
He might be. When he gets liquored up, he goes and loosens the lug nuts.
Dalton
Loosens up a motor too.
Mike
You just said you installed the wheel on this.
Gavin
Yeah, but he might have snuck in real quick.
Dalton
Yeah, you don't know. But man, our version of Dalton's truck looks so freaking good. It looked way better before Evan up the front fender. But now it's just a funny story.
CJ
Yeah, but it.
Dalton
Ironically enough, Dalton's truck broke. So now he is driving around our replica version of his truck. Because.
Gavin
It was one belt. He shredded a belt. But it was so.
CJ
Still not driving it. Yeah.
Dalton
Why has he been driving ours all day?
CJ
Supposedly this is his daily now. He's still not driving it.
Mike
He posted.
Dalton
And he's driving the fake one.
Ryan
Yeah, the fake picture.
Mike
Driving the Honda Pilot last day in the mom rig or whatever.
CJ
Loves that one.
Gavin
Dude, it was so satisfying. Like, we filmed the whole bit. It ends with him having a shredded belt. We're wrapping everything up and we had to go film another bit. And Dalton hops in the Cheeto hunicorn and where you going, Dalton? Ah, running to the part store in the replica Y.
Ryan
Did he say he saw some of his boys from high school and they were laughing at him or something?
Dalton
Yeah, cuz I'm sure they thought that that was his.
Ryan
That was his truck.
CJ
Oh, that was the build.
Dalton
That's the thing with driving around in our fake team. And one like Dalton's is cool. It looks great. It has the power to back it up. Like it's the full package. Ours is as Cheeto as it gets. You know, it's the small motor. It's a piece of truck. It's damaged. Then it's got this crazy wrap.
CJ
The wheels are gold wheels, spray paint.
Gavin
That are spray painted. The chopped exhaust. Chopped exhaust has the gurgle tune when you're.
Dalton
But what's crazy though is like I somehow mistook our fake one as Dalton's today. Well, I was sitting on the phone at the shop and I'm sitting there, I'm doing this like permit thing I got to apply for and I hear this rumble come up and I turn and look, I see Dalton coming over and I. Oh, you know, and then I just turn back because you know, I heard it rumble. I didn't realize that the 4. The 4.7 liter was that loud, you know, and I didn't really listen much to it. I was pretty preoccupied. But I legit, it's Dalton. And then I go in, I go in the shop and I come out 30 minutes later and realize it wasn't the real one. I go, holy, dude. I miss. I just mistook the real one as the. Or the fake one as the real one. That's how good our fake rap job is.
Ryan
You could see it out the window. Just a little corner of it and you go, yeah, there it is.
Gavin
When it's crazy where I mean, it is rusted out. The guy did screw us. But it's a solid truck. You know, the tires are balanced, it has ice cold ac.
CJ
It was drift.
Gavin
The Bluetooth works. No, but all those things and don't like dude, I actually love driving it. It works. It's like, bro, that's what I'm telling you. Just go buy a $10,000 half ton and don't do anything to it other than drive it. Have your race truck, have your race cars, whatever, but just get a half ton truck to get you where you need to go.
Ryan
Have a car that works. What a novel thought that you can drive.
Mike
Dude, the more I look at the. The kind of. The replica of our replica. Replica Temu version. You know how much, like, a high schooler would love that exhaust cut the hoot. The monster wrap. Oh, yeah, the ebay tail light.
Gavin
We probably shouldn't idle it for too long, or he'll get carbon monoxided. So we didn't actually run the exhaust anywhere. It's just coming out right under the cab. Oh, it'll be like when we all got sick and worried about suburban.
Mike
Yeah. Yeah. Don't want them to get sick.
Dalton
All right, guys, check this out. So you know how we've been golfing a lot lately? Well, I think it's, you know, spread now to some of our girlfriends. And today my girlfriend comes into the shop, and we're eating lunch. She's like, I'm going golfing at 2 today with, you know, so and so and so and so, her friends and Alondra, and she's all excited. I'm like, really? You got you going golfing? Well, send me some videos. This is the video she just sent me. I haven't even watched it yet.
Ryan
Oh, my God.
Dalton
She get hit.
Evan
I was like, so never hit us over here.
CJ
I hit my.
Dalton
I hit the cart, maybe.
Gavin
Wasn't the best place to park the cart, though.
Dalton
Just a solid two.
Ryan
Oh, my God.
Mike
I guess she needs to be in, bro.
Dalton
They dress nice for the course too.
Ryan
Even I thought the risk of getting hit was only with us.
Gavin
Cj, what was that? Muscular guy picture.
Dalton
Oh, you want to see it?
Gavin
Not necessarily, but I am concerned.
Mike
Just a concern.
Ryan
Who do you think it is?
Mike
I mean, my money's on cj.
CJ
No.
Gavin
Kind of looks like Cody, but it's not probably. Oh, yeah. I called you a muscular guy. What the. We have to be doing. This is why I don't come work out.
Dalton
Pretty suspicious. Pretty.
Gavin
I don't want to be anywhere near that pretty suspicious.
Dalton
What we were doing is our trainer wanted us to practice posing.
Mike
That's exactly what it looked like.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
I mean, you're gonna have to practice at least the poses.
Gavin
No, I'll just walk out there and stand there. Whatever.
CJ
Yeah, you still got to do the pose.
Gavin
I don't have to. I'm not gonna win, so it doesn't matter how much effort I put into this.
Mike
Yeah, it's true.
Dalton
I'm not gonna defend.
Gavin
I'm gonna be eating a double cheeseburger on my way up on the stage.
CJ
Okay, that'd be pretty good.
Dalton
I'm not gonna defend that video. That's pretty suspicious and. And I felt uncomfortable sitting in the room. Three of us with our shirt off.
Mike
But it's like, yeah, your adrenaline was going. You just like kind of black whipped out the camera.
Dalton
You don't know what else you know.
Gavin
Where was Ken when this was going on?
CJ
He finished early.
Ken
Was that video taken today?
Gavin
No, no, it was Monday. How did I know Ken would be the first one to finish?
CJ
He was already clown cleaning up and going home.
Gavin
I'll meet you back in the showers.
CJ
Yeah, pretty sus on that one.
Dalton
Yeah, it's like he's got us doing these poses and stuff, right? And I'm like, flexing and like, I'm flexing as hard as I come. Like, there's got to be more here, dude. Like, gotta be more. Like, maybe I just gotta work harder. And I'm doing that and it's just like nothing's really happening. And then all you got. Sometimes she gets some of the.
Gavin
The Botox muscles or whatever. Can't you do that, dude?
Dalton
No, no, you can just. I thought you were talking about spongebob with the inflate arms. But yeah, they do have that, dude. Remember that?
Gavin
Yeah, I do, I do.
CJ
Dude.
Dalton
The inflate arms is literally Dalton's truck when he couldn't do a burnout.
Mike
But, dude, when Dalton's truck is like rolling so much coal and it's so angry and it's making all this noise and the tires aren't spinning, and I'm like, dude, I mean, it was just weird because you know how, like, we've tried that. You know, we get the stock. Like when we got our gmc, I better go do a burnout. And you break stand until they pop. But it wasn't doing it. And it was literally like, look like a freaking steam engine.
Gavin
A brand new set of 14 and a half wides.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Gavin
And our asphalt really is sticky. I think we were busting his balls when he used that as an excuse.
Mike
That was the big factor.
Ken
I was just waiting on that drive shaft to say. I thought I was like, either your drive shaft or your rear diff is just going to blow.
CJ
Blow up.
Gavin
Or the tranny just lights on fire.
CJ
When he started actually lighting his exhaust on fire and it was blowing out the exhaust flames, I was like, it takes like one time for him to not turn the propane off and then just start driving and he's gonna just start some random shit on fire. I was like, this is an actual safety hazard, bro.
Gavin
Dude, at least our GMC actually will shoot a random flame out here and there.
Dalton
That's real.
Gavin
He has to have a propane tank and a fucking spark plug.
CJ
I mean I thought it was, it was cool, I'll give him that. But I was like this seems like a hazard not be safe.
Gavin
I just want to see Mike cook a dog on it.
Mike
We're gonna. I didn't realize when he started that thing up that it's like a flamethrower. It's not a couple pops.
Dalton
Yeah, it was flaming pretty good. It was just bright.
Ryan
You should light up our next burn pile.
Mike
Yeah, that would be cool.
Gavin
Maybe take the truck with it.
Dalton
So what are your thoughts on Dalton's truck, Evan?
Gavin
I think the wrap is extremely controversial and I think the build is awesome. It's like Micah's drift car or any other high performance rig where you use it. It's very fun. It's gonna break. It's fun when you use it. I don't know. It's just how that kind of stuff is.
Dalton
Yeah.
Gavin
So for him, not like having another vehicle is asinine. I think he should go buy a ten thousand dollar pickup that he can throw his dirt bike in the back and get around and do what he needs to do and then he has a race truck. But to even think that that's a daily is delusional. And also his mechanics live across the entire country which is going to be inconvenient for him.
Ken
Before he did all his build, he wouldn't drive it in the winter because he didn't want it to get it rusty. Well that's just like you can't, you can't daily that though.
Ryan
I think his plan is to get enough money to buy another vehicle for winter.
Gavin
I think his problem is is he's going to to then start modding whatever percent. Like he just needs to just don't even start. Don't even put wheels on it. As soon as you start it's just gonna keep going.
Mike
Crazy addiction.
Dalton
I thought it was sick though. Like it is crazy hearing a diesel truck revved the way that those trucks were. The two commons that you know, obviously Dalton Powell and their other one. Like it's a totally different sound and it really is a sight.
Ryan
Like it's been working.
Dalton
Yeah, it's been working. We know it works. I mean obviously with our gmc. Our GMC is not nearly as hopped up as either of those Cummins that were in the video.
Gavin
But ours is actually built for drifting. There's are just built for crazy horsepower.
Mike
Yeah.
Gavin
Yeah.
Dalton
I felt bad for Kevin when it couldn't initially break the tires was because the thing was so new. It's like they just had rebuilt the motor, and they didn't have much time to, like, put new tunes and all this stuff on. It just takes time when you're tuning something. Like, it's not like you just throw the tune on. It's good. So, like, normally it's not uncommon to have, like, 20 different revisions of tuning. And they had, like, two. So we're sitting there and is, like, trying to spin, and all of us are like, this is just sad. And then obviously, eventually they. They threw some new. A new tune on it, and then it was ripping. But, yeah, I felt bad for him there because I was like, I don't want this to be how it goes for you guys, because I know it's not how it goes. Like, I've seen what they've built.
Mike
He was stressing they got it.
Dalton
Yeah. You could tell. He was like, this is not the time for this thing not to be working.
Mike
He was like, to the full sand Diesel, guys. You guys, like, can't leave till this is tuned right? Okay. He just, like, laid down. And I was like, yeah. I mean, what. What would you do if they left?
Dalton
It would have been funny. We should have paid him to leave. Makes all the noise. It can't do a burnout, right?
CJ
What was the story? You were like, I got a funny ass story for you guys.
Ryan
Oh, dude. So it actually involves kind of all you guys. You know, now that relationships are getting a little more serious. Couple of the boys over here proposed. I think all the girls are a little more on edge waiting for their proposal. At least speaking for me, I think Alondra is. And so we go to this wedding this weekend, and it's. You know, wedding is obviously a time you think about proposals. You know, it's just on your mind. And so we're all dressed up. We're taking pictures downtown because Alondra was in the wedding party, and we're standing there talking. She kind of got, like, really quiet for a little bit, and I didn't think much of it. And I was like, oh, whatever. You know, mine must be somewhere else. And I turn to my left and look down the street, and I go, oh, it's Dalton taking pictures. He's got the mega lens, and he's taking pictures of his sister for prom. And just by chance. And so he. Then I see them. I go, hey, Dalton walks over, and then he goes, oh, I'll take some pictures of you guys. Take some pictures. I can feel Alondra is tense.
Dalton
She's like, don't do this right here. Don't do this right here.
Mike
Yeah.
Ryan
We take pictures. I go, see you, Dalton, hug Jen. They leave, and she looks over, she goes, when I saw Dalton.
Mike
Yeah.
Ryan
I thought he. You were going to propose. Who could?
Dalton
Pretty valid night of someone else.
CJ
Her friend's wedding.
Ryan
Yeah. At her friend's wedding. Which photographs would have been psychotic.
Mike
Yeah.
Dalton
Like, literally probably just steal the show.
Ryan
The worst proposal time ever.
Mike
So, yeah, think if you guys weren't doing that and you were out doing something else, but you were dressed up, like, for something, then she actually would.
Ryan
Have thought that's what I'm saying. I feel like I have to have, like, a tracker on Dalton and then, like, warn her that it's not happening every time Dalton's around. He was even wearing a camo shirt, which he thought was a nice touch that for everybody else. They were, like, hidden in the woods, and he was wearing camo and whatever. And then for me, I just was like, fuck it. Just stand on the street. We'll do it on the side camo. Yeah, yeah.
Gavin
Still throws.
Ryan
Anyway, so she was like, thank God you didn't propose. Then I was like, that would have been literally the most awful proposal time.
Mike
Ever at somebody else's wedding.
Gavin
I just see dulled it.
Dalton
You know those.
Gavin
Those glasses that have, like, the fake nose and the musk.
Dalton
This is next one at the end, he runs out of cosmic. Ah, it.
Gavin
Anyways, good job not stealing the latest. Your friend's wedding.
Ryan
Yeah, it's like her best friend's wedding, too.
CJ
Yeah. Be pretty savage. Apparently, there's a bunch of rules, you know, when you can propose, when. When you can get married, how close you can propose to somebody.
Mike
They're all unwritten. It's kind of confusing.
CJ
Yeah, but they're all just chicks being chicks. Like, who cares?
Mike
I'm glad that they'll at least verbally say that. They usually don't want a public proposal.
Ryan
If they got a baseball game, they.
Mike
Don'T tell you, and you do it whatever. But if they're like, hey, I don't want a proposal, and then you do it at a baseball game on the Jumbotron, she's not gonna like it.
Ryan
I think that'd be an awful proposal time. Like, you're at a stadium or maybe, like, a concert.
Gavin
There's probably, like, that. Love the sport and that actually.
Mike
Exactly.
Ryan
That's true. That's true.
Gavin
Different folks.
Ryan
I shouldn't speak for everybody.
Ken
Be the most awkward thing if they said no. On the Jumbotron and just awkwardly have to back away.
Mike
Oh, yeah, it happens.
Ryan
How do you recover from that?
Mike
I don't.
Ryan
I mean, I know what's happening.
Mike
I think you shut your Xbox off.
Ryan
And just start over, you guys. See, speaking of turning off your Xbox, that they delayed GTA another year.
Gavin
It's delayed six months, I believe, right from October.
Ryan
Oh, you're right. The fall to the spring.
Gavin
Whatever.
Ryan
A year from now is about when.
Dalton
It'S gonna come wild. Dude, it seems like a video game coming out at the beginning of summer.
Ryan
Isn'T the best time.
Dalton
Isn't the best time.
Gavin
Kids are screwed.
CJ
Yeah.
Dalton
I mean, the kids are not probably.
CJ
Gonna care at all.
Dalton
But the hype.
Ken
Real video.
Dalton
That looked real. It looked like you hired actors. Like, I mean, the graphics are insane. A new storyline. It looks awesome.
Ryan
I saw that the Burj Khalifa or whatever, you know, the tallest building in Dubai took nine years and cost $1.6 billion to build. And currently GTA is at $2 billion in 13 years. So GTA is more expensive than the Burj Khalifa skyscraper for a piece of software.
Dalton
Yeah, but that's. Dude, that software is going to make so much money and they're going to run that game for probably another 20 years after real. Like GTA 7 will take so long to make that they're going to be running GTA 6 for probably 25.
Gavin
We're going to be retired.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Gavin
The next GTA hype.
Mike
So what I'm thinking, like, realistically, you know, they push. Push it back six months now. I'm like, how crazy is it to think that. What if when it GTA 6 comes out, that there needs to be a new console?
Ryan
Yeah, you're right. I mean, that's.
Mike
What if the PS5 can't handle it?
Dalton
Yeah.
Ryan
Though I know there'll be a new console by then. I have thought, like, maybe that's why. Yeah, they're delaying. Well, when did new consoles come on?
Mike
Probably fall. But I just wonder. Yeah, like, they come, they keep making it crazier, and then they're like, dude, what if we push this back three months for the new. I don't know. They'll make it for PS5 and Xbox One.
Gavin
I feel like at some point, I don't know, technology is always getting better, but, like, the newest consoles are, like, pretty insane.
Dalton
They've been saying that since the PS2.
Mike
Yeah.
Dalton
How could this get any better? I used to think that with the Xbox 360.
Gavin
I mean, I guess you're right. I Guess I can.
Mike
I'm not and I'm not arguing what you said. I think like, you know how powerful some like phones now and like some of the like iPads and obviously computers that PS5 and Xbox just seems like like a good 8 out of 10.
Ryan
I think they heard Evan's idea to like integrate all the different sports in it. And I think that's what delayed them.
Mike
Dude, I've been thinking about that.
Ryan
And then I was thinking, do you even need a storyline? Is it just like those movies where you just like. You're just playing real life? You just start out as a character and you're just trying to.
Mike
Yeah, it's like open world.
Ryan
Yeah.
Mike
Nothing. Do whatever.
Ryan
What's that shit? Roblox or something like that?
Mike
Roblox? Well, so that's iplayer. Yeah, I didn't want to compare it to that. I didn't bring it up when you brought it up last time. But it is like Roblox, like you can basically make any game slash. Like you can make them and play them and like you can. Roblox is just like unlimited interesting. There's just like the most random. I only played it for like a day and I was like, all right, I'm too old for this, but you can do anything in it.
CJ
I gotta get back into Xbox.
Dalton
Dude, you played one time with us and you did terribly and you haven't touched it.
Mike
Was it really only one time?
Dalton
It was brutal, dude. It was probably the worst performance I've ever seen. Someone gave a break and it's not.
Mike
But no, I don't know how much.
Dalton
Worse you could have done. You got like one kill. One kill on Nuketown playing Domination Ev. How is that possible?
Gavin
That's pretty bad. How is that every time you spawn through a random grenade. Yeah.
Mike
You could run around with a pistol with your eyes closed shooting it.
CJ
Oh, Mike. And oh, Mike.
Dalton
It was actually mind boggling. But maybe there's something wrong with like his TV or something, the way he set it up.
Ryan
You have bad Internet latency or some shit.
Gavin
Maybe he needs a monitor.
Mike
I can't. I was going to say I could see. See, Ben's got a 75 inch TV. His couch is about 12ft away and he's sitting like this.
CJ
It's exactly.
Mike
It's got to have a modern leg, bro.
Dalton
You should still get more than one kill.
Ryan
We used to play on the projector in my apartment, which probably had the worst ever, but we did get a victory one a couple times on it. It was so lit. Everybody's in there partying and they got one guy playing Fortnite.
Mike
That is pretty sweet.
Ryan
It was cool. And then, like, people are kind of watching and then it gets exciting towards the end, you know, like, you can tell the pressure is building. It was cool.
CJ
What do you guys think of Hayden Deegan kind of pulling a sneaky on his teammate, running them off the track to win the championship?
Dalton
I think it was the right move. That's like an unsaid racer mentality right there is like you're on a team until you're racing at one and two for first.
Ryan
Yeah.
Dalton
And there's a championship on the line.
Mike
You see like, Duke Gomez posted like a tick tock about it and he's like. He's like, you guys, there's millions of dollars on the line. He's like, I would have punted my grandma off of the highest berm for. For a chance at 10th in that race or something. And I'm like, yeah, he definitely pushed him off, but it's like. And also what was on the line, it's.
CJ
I think it's solely because it was him that did it. And if roles were reversed, like, people would be celebrating, like his teammate for doing that to him.
Ryan
Yeah.
Dalton
It was a legendary moment. Like, in 20 years, when they're talking about Hayden's career in a documentary, they're going to, like, bring that moment up.
Ryan
I'm honestly, I'm just surprised that people were surprised because Deegan's a winner. Like, he's the type of guy to do it. And so it was like I was surprised there was such an uproar about it, but maybe you're right. Maybe there was just an uproar because it's him.
Gavin
What do you think he's going to do for the last race since he won the championship?
Ryan
It's kind of a weird thing.
Dalton
I just wouldn't race if I was him. Why even risk it?
Gavin
I suppose I kind of feel like he's going to go out there and just freaking win it.
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
Just because.
Mike
Well, I mean, that'd be the.
Dalton
I mean, if you're gonna race it.
Gavin
The problem is is the target that he has on his back. Like, I would imagine that everyone would love to take him out. So he already won and he's gonna come out.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
But I don't know. You think they would. You think they would take him out.
Gavin
At least, buddy, that he took out.
Dalton
Nothing on Davies, right?
Mike
Yeah. Is the next race east and west?
Gavin
I don't know. I don't know exactly. I Just know there's one more race.
Dalton
I mean, I'll be watching. Yeah, this would be.
Gavin
But I would think that, yeah, if Davies even sees him on the track, he's gonna. Why wouldn't he?
CJ
Dude, I was reading the comments on a tick tock of. I can't remember if they were on inside or against it. Against what he did, but because it's so polarizing. Yeah. Like, if you scroll, at least on my tick tock feed, there's so many people just, like, praising it and then just bitching about it, which is crazy. Which is also, like, what. You want to, like, reach the mainstream, like, as much as, like, he has. But I don't know. I thought it was crazy. One comment said, the fall of motocross needs to be studied. And I was, what? This dude is delusional. This is, like, the first time I've ever even cared about what's happening in motocross in the last five years. Like, it's like, it's stories like this that just get, like, everyone interested in, like, such a niche sport, which is motocross. You know, it's like, it's blending just, like, kind of mainstream, which is just, like, people loving, just, like, the rivalry and just, like, I don't know, drama and the character that is. And then, like, how niche motocross racing is.
Ryan
It's like, with all sports, you hardly care about the sport you're watching unless you're, like, really rooting for your team. Like, pretty rarely do you watch a sport just because you like the sport. Like, you're invested in the drama or a team, like, carrying through or something like that, you know? And in motocross, like, he is the team.
CJ
No, I think it's cool.
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
I think it's good for this.
Mike
He works quick. He, like, I don't know, three days later posted on a Snapchat that he bought a Lambo. Yeah, that's pretty sweet. He just goes Lambo at 19.
CJ
Bought it out from underneath us.
Dalton
Yeah, I was talking.
Mike
Really?
Dalton
I was talking to that guy and.
Mike
He'S like, that was that.
Dalton
Sorry, already sold or. He said he took a deposit on it and the guy can't pick it up for three weeks. It's some Motor Supercross racer. I was like, huh? All right. Well, that sucks.
Mike
Wow.
CJ
He's for his championship. Check the cash.
Dalton
Three weeks later, I see the Lambo on his story. I'm like.
Mike
That'S wild.
Ryan
Checks out. Yeah, it's pretty sick because he's got both his R8 and his Lambo. Now I saw he posted a video of them in the garage.
Dalton
Baller move, man.
Ryan
As a baller move. You guys been watching Black Mirror yet?
Mike
Haven't watched it yet. Is it crazy?
Ryan
Yeah, yeah, there's some episodes that suck. There's like the first two or three suck and I'm a Black Mirror fan. But then the last couple, like, the last three are really good. But there's one where a lady has like, she goes brain dead, basically. And so there's a subscription company that will fix your brain for free and you just got to pay a subscription. But they kept jacking up the price on our spoiler alerts. They kept jacking up the price on her and then eventually they like couldn't afford to pay the thing, so she had to go to the ads version. So you'd be like talking to her and she'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go for a run. And then she just like pop into like, buy Brooks running shoes for the. Whatever.
Mike
This is going to happen.
CJ
Neuralink.
Ryan
Yeah, I was like, I need that dude pop into an ad right now.
Mike
Made it hilarious that you were telling it of all people, but dude, that's wild. Seems like also something that you'd see in Family Guy.
Ryan
Yeah, I mean, it's outrageous, but it's probably true.
CJ
It's probably. It's probably like the reality what's to come. It's pretty wild to think that like neural Link is able to do what they are able to do. Like you just put a chip in your mind and like think about in 10 years or 15 years or 20 years, like how advanced that's gonna be.
Mike
On a fat tune on.
CJ
I just imagine, Yeah, I just imagine like the day that you can like just see projectors and then you can like just watch things even like with your sunglasses. Like Mark Zuckerberg was talking about that. Like, that's probably like five years out with like the meta glasses that you can like, sick. You can see projections that only you can see when you're wearing the glasses. And then you can just like leave it there. So like, if I were to walk into my office right now, I would just see like a bunch of stuff on the wall. Oh, that's so actually, that's not actually there, but it'll just stay there. It'll just stay there.
Ken
It's basically like a less bulky version of like the Apple Vision can somewhat do that, but like it's.
Dalton
Who's gonna walk around with that on there, you know?
Ryan
That'd be pretty cool. You could like graffiti. Like, if you had open world stuff, you could like graffiti for people. But speaking of the tune thing in the show, you could do that. Like, you could turn up your happiness or, like, turn. Turn up your. That could be useful, like Satisfaction or something like that or whatever.
CJ
So it's like a stark. It's like a dirt bike.
Mike
I actually have seen. I've seen a dude wearing Apple Vision or maybe like Meta Quest, whatever, and he used it to spray paint this giant mural. It was like an experiment. He said it was hard, but it turned out insane. Like something you couldn't do because it.
CJ
Gave you, like, the guidelines.
Mike
Yeah, something you couldn't do freehand.
Dalton
I guess it's like Chat GPT in your head for neural link. Probably.
CJ
Yeah. I mean, CJ's on the chat GPT.
Dalton
Chat GPT is insane. I'm, like, pretty late to that, to that ball game, but I would imagine any kid in school is using it. Let's say you take a picture your math homework. You normally have to show your work. It'll show you the work. Like, you know any. You could always cheat in math, but you, you know, the calculator didn't really get you anywhere because you couldn't show your work. You just take a picture that. It'll show you the work. But I mean, you can literally take a picture of your truck and then put some wheels in. Say, show me what these wheels look like.
CJ
That's how you did that.
Mike
Oh, that's cool.
CJ
Shut up. Yes, it is.
Dalton
I can take a picture of the front of the house. Say, put landscaping in. And it will do different. I change that. Change this, and it will do it. Label this. Where can I get them? Like, it is unbelievable. And I'm just raving about it. It's crazy. But the thing is, is, like, everyone is way, way, way, way smart. It's like the ultimate tool that I've ever seen, honestly. And I'd imagine kids are using it and you'd be stupid not to, like, why wouldn't you use it? But it almost makes like you. You don't really need to know how to do much or, like, know that much anymore. You can literally, like, Googling is one thing because you got to research and click around and kind of find information. This compiles information and puts it into, like, a very direct, easy way to just get the gist of it. It's. It's crazy.
CJ
It is crazy how something like that really does even the playing fields of, like, intelligence.
Dalton
Yeah. But I'd imagine the Smart people be able to use it even more to their advantage.
CJ
Well, I mean, like anything, though. Like, information's kind of always been out there, but it's, how can you have access or acquire that information? And it does seem like the more intelligent people have just access or, or acquired more information, and then they just continue to build and get more intelligent.
Mike
And there's the intelligent side, and then there's also the business side. It's like, well, how does someone get so successful before all the AI? They'd be like, well, I hired, you know, this guy to do this for me, and I hired this group of people to do this for me. It's the same thing. You're just really smart at how to hire people or you're really smart at how to prompt AI to help you make money.
CJ
It is crazy to think that how many jobs are going to get replaced by AI? I know that everyone says that, but when you think about it, like that landscape designer just did it in 30 seconds.
Ryan
Yeah. Instead of having to use CAD or whatever, the drawing software, if they can populate it.
Dalton
Unbelievable. Even, like, for stock. So, like, is Microsoft stock a buy today, right now? And it will compile everything and, and then it'll, you know, say a few different things, and then It'll be like 17 analysts say buy, five say hold, and two say sell. And then it's like the, the stock projected price in 12 months will be this. So, like, it is crazy. It is crazy versus, like, someone who would have to research all that. Or you obviously pay a financial advisor, but even a financial advisor, I don't know if they would be up to date on every single second at every single second of the day when you ask them this, you know, Right. Like, it is, it is truly crazy.
Mike
But it's crazy how fast it went from just a little help to like, unlimited help. Like, I think in Photoshop, like, it used to take forever to cut someone out.
Ryan
Oh, dude.
Mike
So then you get a little help on certain things, and then, then all of a sudden you could. It would do it yourself. And now all of a sudden you can do it in Snapchat on your phone. You can make stickers. I mean, change the background, create your whole photo. It does everything for you. Versus before.
Dalton
I remember making a thumbnail even three years ago.
Mike
Yeah.
Dalton
So much more work than making a thumbnail now. I mean, just due to, like, the tracing and the cutting and like, you. You had to do almost everything yourself. Whereas now it's just so. I mean, the AI tool can do pretty much what you want. It's wild. So I mean, it's almost easier now to do a lot of things, but at the same time, everyone's got that same playing field. So that's kind of what I'm saying is like the smarter people will probably use the tool better than right. You know, can still use other things besides that tool. But yeah, pretty cool.
Ryan
But using your own line with you. The cream rises to the top.
Dalton
Yeah, the cream always rises to the top, boys. As Grandpa Ron would say.
CJ
Yep.
Dalton
After he beats you in pool or cards or just race golf, whatever it be. But thank you guys for listening. I think that's it for today. Yeah, we post new podcasts every Tuesday, so hit the subscribe button and we will see you next time.
Mike
Appreciate y' all.
CJ
Peace.
Mike
See ya.
Evan
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Podcast Summary: Life Wide Open with CboysTV
Episode: Evans Thoughts on Our Filmer’s New Truck, CJ Gets Caught Sleepwalking, & Getting a Shop Dog
Release Date: May 13, 2025
1. Dalton's Truck Breakdown and the Replica Surprise
The episode kicks off with Dalton sharing the unfortunate news about his truck breaking down, leading him to drive a replica version created by the team. This situation sets the stage for a series of humorous and unexpected events.
Dalton: “Dalton's truck broke so now he is driving around our replica version of his truck.” [01:47]
2. The Beer vs. Titties Debate
A spirited debate ensues when CJ raises the provocative topic of choosing between beer and “titties,” sparking differing opinions among the team members. The discussion delves into personal preferences and boundaries, highlighting the group's camaraderie and willingness to tackle controversial subjects.
Gavin: “Take one, leave one. Ryan, titties or beer?” [02:13]
Ryan: “I'm taking beer. I think I spend more time with beer than the other.” [02:18]
3. Corduroy Pants and Fashion Throwbacks
The conversation shifts to fashion, specifically discussing corduroy pants. Dalton expresses his frustration over the negative reception of his corduroy attire, while others reminisce about nostalgic trends like mullets. This segment underscores the cyclical nature of fashion and the group's playful banter.
Dalton: “Everyone made a big deal when I showed up in these one day, and they're like, you were corduroyed?” [04:07]
Ryan: “Yeah. I feel like there was a time where mullets were out.” [04:34]
4. CJ's Sleepwalking Incident
CJ recounts a dramatic sleepwalking episode where he nearly fell downstairs, frightening his family. The team discusses the nature of sleepwalking, its potential causes, and shares their own experiences, adding a layer of personal vulnerability to the episode.
Dalton: “I've fallen down a full flight of stairs twice. Like, like solid from the top.” [12:11]
CJ: “I missed a step and fell in my house... I slammed down so hard you would have thought I would have like gone through the floor.” [10:52]
5. Gavin's Snake Ownership Story
Gavin takes the floor to discuss his experience with owning a snake. He details the challenges of maintaining a snake in captivity, including feeding practices and the unfortunate demise of his pet. This segment provides an insightful look into unconventional pet ownership.
Gavin: “I got it at the end of its life... It was five feet long.” [17:00]
Dalton: “You could see it out the window. Just a little corner of it and you go, yeah, there it is.” [37:48]
6. Planning to Get a Shop Dog
The team muses about the idea of adding a dog to their shop environment. Discussions revolve around who would take care of the dog and the logistics of managing a pet in a busy workshop, reflecting their consideration of integrating more life into their workspace.
C.J.: “I think we need a dog running around.” [21:27]
Gavin: “I'm gonna be the one that has to take care of it.” [24:33]
7. The Wheel Falling Off Incident
A critical moment occurs when Evan's truck wheel unexpectedly detaches during a surprise reveal planned for Dalton. Gavin narrates the tension and immediate response to this mishap, showcasing the team's ability to handle unforeseen challenges under pressure.
Dalton: “The wheel flew off in the middle of the road.” [33:13]
Gavin: “The wheel just fell off. Like he kind of goes silent and I just go, wait, are you serious?” [34:05]
8. Discussion on the Upcoming GTA Release
The team speculates about the much-anticipated release of GTA 6, comparing its development costs to monumental projects like the Burj Khalifa. They discuss potential delays, technological advancements, and the implications for gamers, reflecting their enthusiasm and anticipation for the game.
Ryan: “It's delayed six months, I believe, right from October.” [50:25]
Dalton: “GTA is more expensive than the Burj Khalifa skyscraper for a piece of software.” [51:30]
9. Hayden Deegan's Motocross Maneuvers
Hayden Deegan's controversial tactics in motocross racing become a hot topic. The team debates the ethics and future implications of such behavior within the sport, emphasizing the thin line between competitive drive and unsportsmanlike conduct.
Dalton: “I think it was the right move. That's like an unsaid racer mentality.” [54:37]
Ryan: “I was surprised there was such an uproar about it.” [55:16]
10. Proposal Mishaps at a Wedding
Ryan shares an amusing anecdote about a failed surprise proposal attempt at a friend's wedding. The story highlights the awkwardness and unpredictability of public proposals, adding a relatable and humorous element to the episode.
Dalton: “She get hit.” [40:17]
Ryan: “Have a track on Dalton and then, like, warn her that it's not happening every time Dalton's around.” [48:55]
11. Insights on AI and Future Technologies
In the latter part of the episode, the team delves into discussions about artificial intelligence advancements, such as ChatGPT and Neuralink. They explore the potential impacts of these technologies on various industries, education, and daily life, showcasing their forward-thinking perspectives.
Dalton: “Chat GPT is insane... it's the ultimate tool that I've ever seen.” [61:03]
CJ: “It's probably the first time I've ever even cared about what's happening in motocross...” [57:37]
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Conclusion
This episode of Life Wide Open with CboysTV offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and insightful discussions. From unexpected vehicle mishaps and debates over personal preferences to deep dives into technology and racing ethics, the team engages listeners with their authentic conversations and dynamic interactions. Whether sharing amusing anecdotes or contemplating future technologies, CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, and Gavin provide a comprehensive and entertaining snapshot of their lives both inside and outside the shop.
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