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Ben
Dalton's truck broke, so now he is driving around our replica version of his truck.
CJ
I think we need a dog running around.
Evan
I'm gonna be the one that has to take care of it.
CJ
And I look down, and sure enough, there's a snake staring at me.
Gavin
What?
Ryan
And I slammed down so hard, you would have thought I would have, like, gone through the floor.
Evan
This is why I don't come work out.
Ben
Pretty suspicious.
Evan
I don't want to be anywhere near that.
Ben
What are your thoughts on Dalton's truck, Evan?
Evan
Take one, leave one.
Ryan
Ryan, titties or beer? I'm taking beer. I think I spend more time with beer than the other. What's. What? Order you.
CJ
Everyone.
Ben
Bro took beer over titties.
Ryan
What? You still got butts.
Gavin
What?
Ben
It's a controversial statement.
Gavin
Yeah, that is how.
CJ
All right, cj. It's starting to make sense.
Ryan
What is?
Gavin
I don't think it's controversial. I just wasn't expecting you to say that.
Ryan
What would you say? The latter.
CJ
I dropped beer in a heartbeat.
Ben
Same.
Ryan
I guess I am over to Kitty now.
CJ
I wouldn't take bro.
Ben
I'm not getting. There's very few things I'm getting rid of before Titties.
CJ
Ryan didn't even have to think about it.
Ryan
Where do you draw the line?
Ben
My family. I think that's about it.
Ryan
Oh, man, I'm confused. Like, what's the severity of my decision here? Like, I can never see them again.
Evan
Yep.
Gavin
Oh, now we're talking about your family. No, man, that's.
Ben
Comment down below. What you guys think.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ken
What do you.
Ryan
What do you.
Ben
Titties or beer? What are you taking?
Gavin
If you.
Ben
If you had to get rid of one. You only get one option for rest of your life.
CJ
Yeah, we're getting into it, eh?
Gavin
Yeah.
Evan
I can't choose. For the record, I don't know.
Ben
I feel like you can still drink twisted tea and all your still drink.
Ken
Still drink vodka.
Evan
Yeah.
Gavin
Yeah.
Evan
Get rid of the beer. As long as I still drink other liquors. Yeah. Keep the tits for sure.
Gavin
The beer.
Ryan
Yeah, I kind of didn't think about all that. I thought about just alcohol in general. But whatever. I'll stand by it. I'll stand by it.
Gavin
Ryan's gonna look like he's enjoying the hell out of the Coors Light when we all pick titties.
CJ
That guy just sure loves his be. All right.
Gavin
I mean, what the heck else is new? Boys, we gotta change the subject.
CJ
Yeah, I don't know.
Ben
Mike Were both wearing Corrugated.
CJ
Whatever, dude.
Ben
Everyone made a big deal when I showed up in these one day and they're. You were correated. What are they? Corduroy. Corduroy pants. I'm like, okay, so. Yeah. So what's that mean? They're like. Those are so outdated.
CJ
Who said that?
Ryan
I don't think they are.
Ben
I heard it like multiple times when I broke these things out last year.
Ryan
From who?
Gavin
It's like a 90s thing.
Ben
And now at least five handful.
Gavin
It's like literally everything comes back around eventually. Baggy jeans are back in like mullets. Mullets, dude. Yeah, everything.
Evan
It's never left, did they?
Ryan
I feel like there was a time where mullets were out.
Evan
I take that back. I think now, yeah, maybe they're more mainstream. But like the real mullet guys, they never let them go.
Ryan
Like Gavin. I don't even.
Gavin
They're like this.
Ben
Yeah. Mullets are pretty mainstream now, aren't they?
Ryan
Yeah.
Ben
Does that make them less cool, would you say?
Evan
I think yeah. Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ben
Less cool. I cool.
CJ
But I think acceptable.
Ben
Since you're like so core. Evan, you should get a rat tail variation.
CJ
This guy with a rat?
Ben
Yes. It's gonna be like sitting right here. Dude.
Evan
When we had to buzz our heads out in Moab or Salt Lake, wherever we were.
Gavin
He asked you. It was either you or Dalton.
Evan
He was joking. I might have been.
Gavin
What?
CJ
No.
Evan
He could have run it for like a week and then sniff.
Ryan
If you showed up with a rat tail, I wouldn't even have been mad about you not not buzzing your whole head.
Evan
It would have been 99.
Ryan
Yeah, it would have been. That's what I mean. I wouldn't have been mad about it.
Gavin
One of the barbers did ask that because both you and Dalton had long hair, but you have more like rat tail type hair.
CJ
You want me to leave this?
Gavin
But no, that'd be insane if you got a rat tail.
Evan
Remember when I was pulling my hair out and Dalton was losing his mind? So I have like big dreadlocks and I just started grabbing them and ripping these chunks out. He was like he was going to puke.
Gavin
Actually, I don't know if I do.
CJ
Remember this before you cut your hair.
Evan
Yes, but I can't remember who.
CJ
Dreadlocks.
Gavin
No.
Ben
He had like the back literal like a little matted hair. Like a dog.
Evan
Yeah, like a long haired dog that dragged its ass through the line.
Ben
Like a long haired dog that has a bad owner that doesn't comb it. Evan just treated his. His own hair that way.
Evan
Just let it get all matted I would run conditioner. Like, maybe not every day, but, like, every other day. I didn't like to overdo it, but I never owned a comb or a brush until about two weeks before I cut my hair. I actually finally brought a brush, and now I don't need it.
CJ
Started brushing your hair?
Evan
Yep.
CJ
I think a lot of you, Evan, but I never once thought, man, this guy's got, like, greasy or dreadlocked hair.
Ken
Well, you're just always wearing a hat back then. You still are, but. So you just never really noticed it.
Evan
I mean, just, like, the six inches that was below that.
Gavin
But yeah, now that you say it, for how long of hair you've had and how long you've had long hair, I never seen you brush it or comb it, dude.
CJ
You guys brush your hair. Like, I've never brushed my hair ever.
Gavin
Yours isn't long enough?
CJ
Yeah, no, my hair gets long.
Ben
My hair is just straight.
Gavin
Yeah, but it's not. Well, it does get long. I'm just saying, like, I would understand why you don't, but when Evan has hair to his shoulders, it does make sense, but I just never thought about it, and I'm sure you didn't either.
CJ
Something about Evan shaving his head, it just made, like, everything he did. That usually is, like, deemed as bad behavior somewhat.
Ben
Okay.
CJ
Because it was just like, ah, he's just a little kid. Like, he's always just, like, misbehaving again.
Evan
I've been getting, like, mixed reviews on it. Some people say that I look more clean cut and whatever. Other people say I look like more of a criminal.
Ben
You look pretty badass, I think. I think you look good. You should have him run the short hair.
Evan
And it's weird. No, I think that's like a jail thing. You get in there and they just.
Gavin
I don't know how to explain it, but I agree with both of those.
CJ
I would have loved to see you bald, Ev. You should have just gone, like, all out and just went, ball. You got to be like a bald, naked mole rat.
Evan
I'd probably want to. I'd probably look an awful lot like Gavin. Just a short, stocky guy with a fucking bald head. Like, it probably wouldn't be that much different.
CJ
Also, we need to clarify some things.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
A lot of people thought in the last podcast, when we were talking about Gavin fighting Jake Sherbrooke, they thought we meant Gavin. Three wheeler Gavin. Well, we never clarify that it was our mechanic, Gavin, which changes a lot, in my opinion.
Ben
Everything makes it way crazier. Yeah.
CJ
So anyway, I just wanted to. I just wanted to clarify that while we were on that topic, I would.
Evan
Love to see 3 Wheeler Gav and Jake go, though. That would be a way more even match.
Ryan
Freaking heavyweights.
Ben
But I still think Jake would piece.
CJ
Him up strong, though.
Evan
I'm willing to bet he'd just take.
Ben
A beating, that's for sure.
Evan
Take a beating, take a fall. He can take a punch.
Ben
Jake would tire himself out beating up Gavin to the point where maybe he would just be done.
Ryan
But I don't really see the anger in, like, the aggression in Gavin, you.
Evan
Know, a few times.
Ken
Way too nice.
Ben
Three Wheeler, Gav.
Evan
You take a dump in his tail, he's not happy.
CJ
He was fired up.
Ryan
What was he fired up about?
CJ
When Dalton pooped in his tail.
Gavin
He's a pretty easy going guy, but over the course of the road trip, we found some ways to push his buttons.
Evan
Yeah, he also got pretty mad when. What's that little stunt called where I got down behind him and Spenny pushed him?
Ryan
Tabletop.
Evan
Yeah, he's pretty mad there, too.
CJ
Everyone loves a good Tabletop.
Ben
It's kind of mean middle school behavior.
Evan
Yeah.
CJ
Yeah, for sure.
Ryan
Remember at Talladega last year or.
Ben
No.
Ryan
Where was it? Cletus's thing when we were gonna meet the original Gravedigger and Gravedigger's son, Ryan? I believe we was like, go prank my dad. And then you're like, what am I supposed to do? Tabletop.
CJ
Imagine we. Tabletop.
Evan
Gravedigger.
Ben
That'd be hilarious.
Evan
It would be. Legendary Tabletop, Dude.
CJ
Out to the count. He breaks his elbow.
Ben
Tailbone. His tailbone.
Evan
I haven't. I haven't really seen that many people lately doing it. Maybe we should really bring that back because it's not.
Gavin
It's. It's not as meant for full grown people.
Ken
Adults.
Gavin
You know, when kids do it, bro, you just, like, fall and it's funny.
Ben
You're at. Makes sense.
Gavin
And then when you do it to an adult, it's like, yeah, they could be out, man.
Ben
Adults normally are standing on concrete, too.
Gavin
A lot of asphalt.
Ryan
Yeah, they don't get grass under the beach.
Ben
Unless it's us. Yeah, I mean, the beach is probably.
Evan
A better place to do it.
Ryan
True.
Gavin
Next time we're on a beach, I'll do it with you. Hell, you can do it.
Evan
No, me. We'll pick someone up, we'll team up and.
Gavin
Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah.
Evan
Yeah, yeah, dude.
CJ
Adults need to just, like, continue. It's like continued education of, like, taking falls, you know? Like, kids are pretty good at it. And then once you get into your teens, you maybe stop taking falls as quite as much. And then, like, I'd say, like, 20 to 75, you know, you're pretty much stable. But then after 75, you start falling again, and then that's when it all goes south.
Ryan
You're out of practice, right?
CJ
You like?
Ben
Yeah.
CJ
So it's got to be, like, continued ed of falling.
Ryan
I missed a step and fell in my house, and I was holding, like, a metal. Like, a yeti water bottle, and I slammed down so hard, you would have thought I would have, like, gone through the floor. Like, I. I just went down like a bag of bricks. And, like, damn. I really haven't taken a good fall in a while. I get back in the quad water bottle. No, I didn't break the floor either, so that's good.
CJ
Something about, like, walking upstairs, too, when you miss a stair and you. It's like you slam so hard. Like, I do that all the time because my sauna's downstairs, and I'm always walking up the stairs, like, kind of, like, lightheaded, and I'm like, just trying to get up, miss a stair, and just like.
Gavin
That's the Joe Byron.
CJ
Yeah, Usually it's going down, though.
Ryan
Down is worse.
Gavin
Yeah, that is.
Ryan
Because then you tumble. But, yeah, you do take a good. It's like a slap.
CJ
Oh, you're right. The meme of him climbing up the stairs when Trump hits the golf ball.
Gavin
No, that's how he's that guy anymore. Frustrating. Like, I. Whenever I walk up and down stairs, I'm like, weird. I weirdly focus in on it because the last thing you want to do at any point in your life is fall down the stairs or up them.
Evan
So you're saying, like, when you get there, you really lock it?
Gavin
Yeah, I consciously.
CJ
It's weird.
Gavin
Maybe it's like an OCD thing, but I literally, if I'm gonna skip steps, I'm like, in my head, all right, we're gonna skip. We're gonna go boom, boom, boom. If I'm gonna walk up them, I'm like, all right, we're gonna walk. It's gonna be chill.
Ben
I've fallen down a full flight of stairs twice. Like, like, solid from the top. Like, I mean, like, face first, no arms. One time I did it sleepwalking.
Gavin
Did you do it at the old shop or who?
Ben
And I did it at the old shop, and I cut my eye open. You fell and I face planted so hard because, remember, it was like, kind of short up there. I had to lean hunched over and forward and I tripped on something and I. Because I had these big boots on and I just literally went down and there was no railing either to grab. So it was just like. It just face first. Broke it with my face. I even have a scar from it. But yeah, I've done it twice.
Ryan
Didn't you hit the hose reel or something? Like.
Ben
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. We were drinking. It was a late night.
CJ
That was not good.
Ryan
That was the other time was sleepwalking.
Ben
Yeah. Scared my family, I bet. Yeah. My little brother was like, pretty small at the time. I'm pretty sure he started crying. Like they thought I was like, really hurt, but I was just down there like, oh.
CJ
At what point do you wake up?
Evan
When he hit the ground, I bet.
Ben
I just recall, like, middle midway through. Like, you know, it was just like a blur.
Ryan
But it's a bummer you didn't wake up after you hit the ground, you know, then. Then you wouldn't have to deal with the pain of it.
Ben
Yeah. You know, knock the wind out of you pretty good.
Evan
When you're sleepwalking, are you. Do you ever recall, like, being in a dream? Yeah, like you're doing something different and then you.
Ben
Nah, maybe sometimes, but most of the time it's like I'm delirious. I'm just like standing and I'm like half awake. Like I'm looking for something. It's almost like the dream bleeds into real life. That's probably the best way to describe it. Like you're dreaming and then it kind of like you're like. You wake up but you're half awake and then you're doing something. I guess it bleeds in, in a sense, but by the time you remember, kind of, you realize it, you kind of remember the last half of it.
Ken
You always get very startled by something whenever you're like, sleepwalking or something, because you're always like prancing around somewhere upstairs and then you're just screaming, and then it's just like, oh, I love.
Gavin
Again, Ken's input on CJ Sleep Reindeer.
Ben
Ken is going to be like, his sleep is going to be so much better once his house is done. Like, without me up above him fucking freaking out in the middle of the night. Like, he's going to be. He's just going to be sleeping like a baby.
Ryan
Can. Can you look up what sleepwalking is a sign of, like, you know, they say if you're a good dreamer, you're Creative or some shit like that. Like, there's got to be something.
Evan
It gets a psychopath. Really? I made that up.
CJ
Just because if you sleep, you're a pervert.
Gavin
Oh, yeah.
Ben
I can't be true.
CJ
I know.
Ben
It's sleepwalking. All day, all night. That'd be Evan's new thing. I was sleepwalking. That wasn't me. What am I supposed to do? I was sleepwalking.
Ryan
I was asleep.
CJ
Yeah.
Ken
It's caused by not getting enough sleep stress and sleep schedule disruption.
Ben
I don't know how true that is for my case, but, yeah, I'll take it.
Evan
You mean you don't believe what they say on the Internet?
Ben
I. I mean, those three things, I don't know how applicable they are to me.
CJ
I had a dream last night that there was, like, snakes in my room. Because when I was. I was working out at the gym, and, like, the gym owner was just in there and he was like, hey, you guys gotta let me know if you see snakes in the gym.
Ben
I was like, snakes?
Gavin
There's too many motherfuckers.
CJ
How could these snakes get in the gym? And he was like, they're little bastards outside. I've killed 57 of them outside. And they final cracks in the walls, and they go up the insides of the walls, then come in from the ceiling.
Gavin
And I was like, he painted a nice picture for you.
CJ
I was like, that just seems insane. And I shit you not, he walks out the door, and I go and hop on this machine, I run a couple sets, and I look down, and sure enough, there's a snake staring at me.
Gavin
What the hell?
Ben
So what'd that guy do? He grabbed it? Yep. And did what with it?
CJ
Brought it outside and curb stomped it.
Ben
Did he really?
Ryan
Yeah. How have we never seen a snake? I mean, like, we've been in there a fair amount. Never seen a snake.
CJ
Yeah.
Ryan
And then now, six minutes after he tells us there's snakes, we see one.
Ben
Is an interesting location to have snakes because it's, like, in town, the concrete.
Gavin
Behind it is kind of like a marsh, I guess.
Ryan
Yeah.
Evan
I mean, we've had. Remember that snake that got under the oven?
Gavin
Yeah.
Ryan
Oh, yeah.
Evan
Last summer.
Gavin
Couple a lot of salmon.
Evan
I see a lot.
Ryan
They really like.
Evan
Like the culvert in the ditch where the grass grows up there. You go in there, but go buy it with the mower. And there'll be like four scurry out at once.
Gavin
They throw some really good parties.
Evan
And allegedly, I chase them down with the mower.
Ben
You know, I could see you having a pet snake in your den, like you go in there, it's like there's, it's, it's, you know, your room is pretty messy, but then like there's this glass tank type of thing and I have this snake there.
Ryan
You had a snake?
Gavin
Yeah, you did. Wow.
Ben
How long?
Evan
Five years. What happened to I got it at the end of its life. It wasn't me. How long was the snake? Like five feet.
Gavin
Wow.
Ken
How big was the.
Ben
Did you take it out of its case a lot or no. Yeah.
Evan
Yep. I can't remember what kind it was. I acquired it at like, it was already at like two thirds life. I think they have like a 15 year lifespan or something and it was already like old. It needed to go somewhere so it ended up at my house for some reason.
Ben
Whose was it?
Evan
Just acquired it.
Ryan
Your mom doesn't strike. Not when you're in high school. Okay. Your house. I was going to say your mom doesn't seem like the type of lady that would love snakes in her house.
Evan
Yeah. Did the whole thing get the frozen mice in the freezer and then you just run them under some water? I can't remember why that. They told me you're not supposed to feed it in the cage. It might make them aggressive. Then when they think the lid comes off, if you're going to maybe play with it or something. So.
Gavin
Right.
Evan
Feed them in the bathtub. Like with no water. Thaw the mouse, put in the bathtub, let it eat the mouse, which was usually a very quick process. And then back how many times.
Ryan
You're such a good snake owner.
Evan
Ah, man, I can't remember. It was like only like once a week or something.
CJ
Oh, really?
Evan
It wasn't super often. I. I can't recall exactly.
CJ
So you would have to take that thing out.
Evan
Yeah. It wasn't like sketchy. I wasn't going to bite you. It wasn't super big around you. There was more kind of snake was.
Gavin
I can't really never get out.
Evan
No, never got out.
Ryan
You ever feed it live mice? Nope.
Evan
No. Never a live mouse.
CJ
And then what happened?
Evan
It just died.
CJ
The snake is the worst snake story ever.
Ben
Like you just woke up one day and it was dead in his cage or what?
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
Dude, that's such a sad life for a snake.
Evan
Just like even like wild snakes that I hit with the weed whacker.
CJ
Yeah.
Ben
But they have at least like they live until that moment that they die rather than just being cooped up in like a glass thing or like you could do that. You could say the same thing with, like, gerbils, hamsters. Like, a dog that just sits in a cage all day.
Evan
I kind of hate any animal that's in a cage because they're just not that entertaining and they stink.
Ben
Yeah.
Evan
People that have house rabbits, like, it.
Ben
Sucks for the person, in my opinion, and it sucks for the animal. The animals got the tiniest. Like, imagine you could only move within this little square, you know, it just kind of sucks.
CJ
Me and CJ's grandpa used to have bunnies.
Ryan
Really?
CJ
But he would just let him roam around the entire upstairs.
Ryan
That's kind of cool. They poop everywhere.
CJ
Yeah. It's probably pretty gross.
Ken
I'm assuming it made it stink pretty bad in there.
Ryan
Yeah, but they just hopped around. They just chilled.
Evan
Yeah. That's pretty cool, because some of those, like.
CJ
Yeah, they're big bunnies.
Evan
Big.
CJ
Yep. Then he also had a parrot. He was a dick. Mango.
Evan
Parrots can be mean.
Ben
Yeah.
CJ
Well, he just had a mouth on him.
Ben
He was like, oh, really?
CJ
Oh, yeah.
Evan
They only say what they've heard. So who's saying?
CJ
Yeah, my grandpa was training that. But, like, parrots live to be, like, 70 years old or something crazy. Like, they live a long, long life. And this mango was, like, 45 years old. So, like, the family was like, all right, who gets mango if Grandpa passes away? You know, my grandpa's 80, me and CJ's grandpa, 83, or something like that. So you gotta think mango's still gonna be kicking it.
Evan
It's like the opposite of a dog where the family might fight over who gets Grandpa's dog for the last five years, but it's a prayer. Like, no.
CJ
I feel like me and CJ might have had to have just stepped up and just taken mango. He would have. They all been the new sh. Well, Ben and CJ will take Mango to the shop.
Ryan
Walking in here. Hello.
Ben
Oh, you know, you learn way more.
Evan
So Mango for real?
CJ
No, Mango. Mango died in a house fire.
Evan
That's.
Ben
Yeah.
Evan
My bad.
Ben
Yep. No, it's okay.
CJ
Rip.
Evan
Mangoes.
CJ
Yep.
Ben
Bringing up touchy subjects now. I have.
Evan
Dude, Nikki's mom has two parrots, and the one, what? Two different kinds. One of them's super friendly. It'll just crawl all over you. It's chilling. The other one, the only person that can hold it is Nikki's mom. And it'll look friendly, but it will just bite you and it draws blood.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ryan
Really?
Evan
It hurts. I messed around and found out it's quick, like a snapping turtle or something. You think is slow and you get a little close and it'll just. I was teasing it. Nikki's like, don't do that. Stick my finger in the cage and sure as right on the tip of my finger draws blood.
Ben
Yeah, you can hear it now. The family's, like, eating dinner.
CJ
Ah.
Ryan
How old are those parrots?
Evan
I believe around middle of their lifespan. So we've had, like, this same conversation.
Ryan
Of who acquires the bird.
Ben
Yeah, I think tubers, but they can't be.
Evan
They got a separate cages and whatever, I think.
CJ
Do they talk to each other?
Evan
I'm not sure about that, but they talk to the cat and they do. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Gavin
Oh, that's really funny, kitty. Yeah.
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
They better be careful. Cat would kill them.
Evan
I think once they realize that they just have to coexist, they. I think they just kind of just.
Ben
Chill maybe until they have an opportunity to take it out.
Evan
Well, probably.
Gavin
I think a cat would love to have its way with it.
CJ
Yeah.
Ben
Pretty fun for it. Yeah.
Gavin
But not a big bird.
Evan
The one is, like, I would say small to medium sized, and the other one is relatively large, and that's the mean one. And I think it could beat up a cat.
Ryan
Yeah. Say, I feel like they're pretty big. They're like, the size of a cat.
Evan
If it bit that cat, it. The cat's gonna be like, what the heck just happened? Yeah, probably scurry off.
CJ
Dude, I'm excited to get a shop dog around here. I think CJ's got to do it, but I think we need a dog running around.
Evan
I'm gonna be the one that has to take care of it. Is that the shot?
CJ
Are you gonna bring it home?
Ben
Stay home?
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
All right. Maybe bring here every now and then.
Evan
I meant if it stayed at the.
CJ
Shop, then it wouldn't be a shot. You know, I'm not a stepdad. I'm the dad that stepped up.
Ben
That's gonna be.
CJ
That's gonna be evident. CJ's dog.
Ben
I wouldn't trust Evan with my dog.
Gavin
Yeah.
Evan
And it would be taking the peanut butter home at night.
Ben
Yeah. I just wouldn't be. Lee. I would not want to leave the dog around here. Yeah, no, you can't have both of them. I'd take one or the other, you know?
CJ
Yeah.
Evan
Because I'd be giving the dog treats. That's all.
Ryan
Weird.
Evan
I'd just be feeding it right. Too much.
Gavin
Teaching them how to skateboard or something. That.
Evan
That would be cool.
Gavin
That would be sweet.
Ryan
You come back and it's like, knows tricks and Stuff now.
Ben
Yeah, that would be sweet. I feel like the most practical pets are dogs and cats.
Gavin
Realistically, this is historically a true statement.
Ryan
Why don't more people have dogs and cats?
CJ
So we. We bought this truck. If you watch last week's video, we bought cheap version of Dalton's truck that he spent the last six months building. And then we did the same stuff to it. But when we were buying the truck, we kind of got duped.
Evan
Cheetoed.
CJ
Yeah, we got. We got.
Ben
You were talking on the last part about me getting scammed. You got scammed.
Evan
Oh, man. I'm going to take 50% of the blame.
Ben
Holy shit.
CJ
Why the hell would you take 50%?
Ben
Since when? He's taking accountability a little bit?
Evan
Because why? Ben is negotiating the deal. He sends me a truck. I go, looks good to me, as long as it has a 5, 7 hemi. Ben messages. The guy says, does this have a 5, 7, hemi? Guy says, yes. Therefore, I go, it's raining. So I, like, kind of flustered. Just drive it. Whatever. Okay. Start. Water starts, run.
Ben
Stops.
Evan
Well, no, but I gotta load it up on the trailer and strap it down. Gonna be soaking wet for the ride home for four and a half hours. Like, whatever. It's just a shitty, rusted out Dodge. There wasn't much I actually did the diligence to. Like, it's running. I look underneath it. Not dripping anything. Turn the steering wheel both ways. Like, I gave it a little look.
CJ
Over, and you just didn't pop.
Evan
Seemed fine. Didn't pop the hood. Didn't pop the hood. But isn't that fair, Ben?
Ryan
50.
Evan
50.
Gavin
Hey, I think that's fair.
Ben
I'm happy that you're just taking even part of the accountability.
Ken
Well, I mean, that dude just straight up lied about the entire vehicle. Like, didn't he say it had a. A Starlight headliner?
CJ
Yeah, the dude was a little rat. I'm gonna be honest. Dude was a little rat. He took a picture of the truck, and I was like, all right, this one is, like, four hours away. It was a little bit more expensive, but it's got Starlight headliner, which was, like, the selling point for me because Dalton's truck had the Starlight headliner. And I was like, that's just, like, the cherry on top.
Evan
And we don't want to because it's a pain.
CJ
It's been a thousand bucks. It made no sense. I was like, all right, let's just pull the trigger on this one. It's got the same motor and everything that we're looking for. Plus the starlight liner. The dude pulled it out, didn't tell tell us that until Evan got there.
Evan
I don't think it was ever in.
CJ
Oh, it probably wasn't a. I had.
Evan
Like, mark intent, which I trust their opinion. They're looking like, dude, this is such an OEM headliner. There's no way it was ever out and put back in.
CJ
Makes sense.
Ken
You want to take that out, you have to, like, remove the windshield to get that out of the vehicle. Like, it's not just an easy process.
Ben
You would just see a bunch of little prickled holes because they have to poke them.
Evan
Well, I mean, probably use a different material. I I. I would assume.
Ben
I don't unless you put them in your stock.
Gavin
But, I mean, yeah.
Evan
I go, oh, it's got a starlight or starliner, whatever they're called. No, I had to take it out for whatever reason it was sagging, but I actually install them. So if you guys ever want one put in, hit me up.
Ryan
Wow. Upselling you.
CJ
So the dude lies about the motor.
Ryan
Lies about the star line is what it is.
Gavin
Actually a 4. 7.
CJ
But he also. He also, like, tried shaving off the. Like, the cap on top of the motor says, like, 4.7 hemi or whatever.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
On the air intake, and he shaved off the four.
Ryan
But, like, only half of it. Like, just a quick.
Gavin
Yeah.
Evan
I mean, we could tell what it said, but it literally just said seven. Whatever. Like, oh, must be five.
Ben
Yeah.
CJ
So we figure that out once we start working on it. And then just, like, the cherry on top was what he did after buying it. Oh.
Gavin
After Evan instructed him that this purchase is under wraps, so don't post anything about it, please.
Evan
Yeah. So right away, he's kind of like, what are you guys doing with this? I'm like, just beat her truck or whatever. Kind of downplayed it. Didn't tell him what we were doing. Get it loaded up. And then he's asked me if he can take a picture of me with the truck. Like, he didn't want to get in the picture, but he, like, stands back, takes a picture of me with it, and he took it, finished ratchet strapping it down, and I'm like, hey, you want to just do me a favor? And, like, don't post this anywhere for at least a couple weeks? It's a big surprise for Dalton. And then, actually, it was probably dumb. I should have just left it. Don't post it. But I thought if I filled him in, he said he was a fan of the channel that he'd be, like, hyped or respect what we were doing, and then he would not post it.
CJ
Yep.
Evan
And he just said, don't worry. I won't post anything.
Ben
Then he posted it and went viral.
CJ
Yeah. So he put together a little thing on TikTok of, like, Evan picking it up, and then it's got the photo. Kind of look like you were in collusion with him, and then proceeds to post it. It blows up, and then just. I started reading the comments, and he's just telling everyone in the comments exactly what we were.
Ryan
Shut up.
CJ
Yeah.
Ryan
Oh, my God.
CJ
So it's like. It's one thing if he was. He's saying, like, I didn't think it was gonna blow up. But then after it blew up, he still went in and was just like, it's tough because, like, what do you do when you're buying something off Facebook marketplace? Like, it's just public. There's only so much that we can, like, do or complain about it. It's more just like. I mean, at least, like, respect somebody's, like, wishes of, like, hey, you can post this. Just, like, please just wait.
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
You had no respect for anything.
CJ
No respect. Yeah. And then the dude was like, can I pay you to, like, come and be a part of, like, the.
Ben
No, we're not.
CJ
Surprise. I was like, no, dude.
Evan
He wanted to come out.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ben
Yeah.
Evan
Oh, my. I didn't. I didn't hear this.
Ben
He was like, saying that you said it was cool. He was like, yeah, Evan said that it was cool, and I could stay in his room.
Evan
It just sucks because he seemed like a decent dude at the time. But that just goes to show you can get screwed by anybody.
Gavin
Swanked.
Ben
So I. We were always hard on the Facebook marketplace. You got to kick them in the nuts, beat them up.
Ryan
We at least get a good deal. You kick them in the nuts.
CJ
Well, I did some negotiating on Facebook. Got them down, I don't know, 800 bucks or something like that. And then he was like, since you're driving here, like, we can. We can figure out a price when you get here too. Because I was trying to negotiate the rate of, like, him bringing it here. And then Evan shows up. I tell him, yo, just negotiate this guy down a little bit more. He said he's willing to drop because you're picking it up. And then Evan goes. I go, how much you pay for it? And he was like, full price. What you. What you said? I said, I think it goes, like.
Evan
Ben said you were picking it up. For five grand or whatever, I should.
CJ
Yeah.
Evan
And that, like, that's what I got.
CJ
That was just me and Evan not communicate.
Evan
It would have been sa been nice to save a few hundred more, but at the end of the day, I just. I drove four and a half hours to get this truck and over $100. I wasn't going to not bring the truck home. It's just like, yeah, whichever. He knew, like, funny, Whatever.
Ben
Yeah. So anyways, we get this truck, we wrap it, we put the wheels on. The thing is the identical wrap. Dalton doesn't know about it, obviously, if you guys have seen the video. So he's in the meantime working on his truck in Fargo, and we have this shittier, basically temu version of his truck at a hidden shop in our area. And we wrap this thing in like two days, throw the wheels on and a few other little things basically to then just roll up and surprise the surpriser. Dalton had this whole big thing. He thought we didn't know what his truck looked like, and he was going to unveil it to a surprise us on video. And we had this thing that we were going to basically roll in. And then Evan frickin is driving this thing down to go surprise Dalton and the wheel falls off.
Evan
Yeah. So I. I was the one that put the wheels on. So it is my fault. But what I was scared of is we have this ripper Milwaukee half inch impact with a big battery on it. And I know that you could suck the stud right out of there. And this is like an hour before we unveil it. So I'm scared of over torquing these wheels. So I literally told all you guys, like, I'm just going to give it a couple ugadogas. We're going to pull in for the unveil. And then before we rip this thing, we're going to torque them by hand because, you know, if we pull the studs, rip the studs out, then we kind of throw the whole bit. Before it started, I under torqued them.
Ben
The wheel flew off in the middle of the road. He calls us frantic.
Gavin
No, I know.
Evan
So I'm on the phone with Ben because the timing had to be right on where I need to p out of the buddy's shop at the right time when Dalton's coming in and I need to hide down the road.
CJ
And let me just tell you how this phone goes.
Gavin
This is happening like as you on your way to the field.
CJ
So. So this is how this phone call goes. Hello? Hey, can you tell Gavin to Like, meet me down the road so I can like, tighten up these lugs. They got to be loose, dude. Like this. This thing feels okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go find them right now.
Gavin
All right.
CJ
All right. Just tell them this is where I'm going to be. Okay. Yep. Hey, Gav. Oh. What? The wheel just fell off. Like he kind of goes silent and I just go, wait, are you serious? He goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuz I would joke about this, dude.
Ben
Nobody's had more wheels fall off in the history of ever than Evan.
Evan
But always the weird coincidence about it, our wheels fall off on hoonicorns, which this is looking like one. And uncle Rich has been in town both times. The unicorn wheel has flown.
Ben
Maybe he's. Maybe he's losing secret.
Evan
He might be. When he gets liquored up, he goes and loses the lug nuts.
Ben
Loosens up a motor too.
Gavin
You just said you installed the wheel on this.
Evan
But he might have snuck in real quick.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ben
You don't know. But man, our version of Dalton's truck looks so freaking good. It looked way better before Evan up the front fender. But now it's just a funny story.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ben
But ironically enough, Dalton's truck broke. So now he is driving around our replica version of his truck. Because.
Evan
It was one belt. He shredded a belt. But it was so.
CJ
Still not driving it.
Ben
Yeah. Why has he been driving ours all day?
CJ
Supposedly this is his daily now. He's still not driving it.
Ben
He posted and he's driving the fake one.
Ryan
Yeah, the fake picture.
Gavin
Driving the Honda pilot last day in the mom rig or whatever.
CJ
Loves that one.
Ryan
Dude.
Evan
It was so satisfying. Like we filmed the whole bit. It ends with him having a shredded belt. We're wrapping everything up and we had to go film another bit. And Dalton hops in the Cheeto unicorn. And where you going, Dalton? Running to the part store in the replica.
CJ
Yeah.
Ryan
Did he say he saw some of his boys from high school and they were laughing at him or something?
Ben
Yeah. Cuz I'm sure they thought that that was his.
CJ
That was his truck.
Ben
Oh.
CJ
That was the build.
Ben
That's the thing with driving around in our fake team. And one like Dalton's is cool. It looks great. It has the power to back it up. Like it's the full package. Ours is as Cheeto as it gets. You know, it's the small motor. It's a piece of truck. It's damaged, then it's got this crazy rap.
CJ
The wheels are gold wheels, spray paint.
Ben
That are spray painted.
Evan
The chopped exhaust. Chopped exhaust has the gurgle tune when you're.
Ben
But what's crazy though is like I somehow mistook our fake one as Dalton's today. Well, I was sitting on the phone at the shop and I'm sitting there, I'm doing this like permit thing I gotta apply for and I hear this rumble come up and I turn and look, I see Dalton coming over and I. Oh, you know, and then I just turned back because, you know, I heard it rumble. I didn't realize that the 4, the 4.7 liter was that loud. You know, I didn't really listen much to it. I was pretty preoccupied. But I legit, it's Dalton. And then I go in, I go in the shop and I come out 30 minutes later and realize it wasn't the real one. I go, holy shit, dude. I miss. I just mistook the real one as the. Or the fake one as the real one. That's how good our fake rap job is.
Ryan
You could see it out the window, just a little corner of it and you go, yeah, there it is.
Evan
When it's crazy.
Gavin
Where.
Evan
I mean, it is rusted out. The guy did screw us. But it's a solid truck. You know, the tires are balanced, it has ice cold ac.
Ben
It was driven.
Evan
Bluetooth works. No, but all those things and don't like. Dude, I actually love driving it. It works. It's like, bro, that's what I'm telling you. Just go buy a ten thousand dollar half ton and don't do anything to it other than drive it. Have your race truck, have your race cars, whatever, but just get a half ton truck to get you where you need to go.
Ryan
Have a car that works. What a novel thought. Yeah, that you can drive.
Gavin
The more I look at the. The kind of. The replica of our replica. Replica Temu version. You know how much like a high schooler would love that exhaust cut the, the monster wrap. Oh yeah, the ebay tail light.
Evan
We probably shouldn't idle it for too long or he'll get carbon monoxided. So we didn't actually run the exhaust anywhere. It's just coming out right under the cab. Oh, it'll be like when we all got sick and worried about suburban.
Gavin
Yeah, yeah. Don't want them to get sick.
Ben
All right, guys, check this out. So you know how we've been golfing a lot lately? Well, I think it's, you know, spread now to some of our girlfriends. And today my girlfriend comes into the shop and we're eating lunch. She's like, I'm going golfing at 2 today with, you know, so and so and so and so, her friends and Alondra, and she's all excited. I'm like, really? You got you going golfing? Well, send me some videos. This is the video she just sent me. I haven't even watched it yet.
Ryan
Oh, my God.
Ben
She get hit.
Evan
I was like, so never here.
CJ
I hit my.
Ben
I hit the cart.
Evan
Maybe wasn't the best place to park the cart, though.
Ben
Just a solid two.
Ryan
Oh, my God.
Gavin
I guess she needs to be in wreck, bro.
Ben
They dress nice for the course, too.
Ryan
Even I thought the risk of getting hit was only with us.
Evan
Cj, what was that muscular guy picture?
Ben
Oh, you want to see it?
Evan
Not necessarily, but I am concerned.
Gavin
Just a concern.
Ryan
Who do you think it is?
Gavin
I mean, my money's on cj.
Evan
No, it kind of looks like Cody, but it's not probably.
CJ
Oh, yeah.
Evan
I called you a muscular guy. What the were you three doing? This is why I don't come work out.
Ben
Pretty suspicious.
Ryan
Pretty.
Evan
I don't want to be anywhere near that.
Ben
Pretty suspicious. What we were doing is our trainer wanted us to practice posing.
Gavin
That's exactly what it looked like. Yeah.
CJ
I mean, you're going to have to practice at least the poses.
Evan
No, I'll just walk out there and stand there. Whatever.
CJ
Yeah, but you still got to do the pose.
Evan
I don't have to. I'm not going to win, so it doesn't matter how much effort I put into this.
Gavin
Yeah, it's true.
Ben
I'm not going to defend.
Evan
I'm going to be eating a double cheeseburger on my way up down the stage.
CJ
Okay, that'd be pretty good.
Ben
I'm not gonna defend that video. That's pretty suspicious. And. And I felt uncomfortable sitting in the room. Three of us with our shirt off.
Gavin
But it's like, yeah, your adrenaline was going. You just, like, kind of black whipped out the camera.
Ben
You don't know what else you know.
Evan
Where was Ken when this was going on?
CJ
He finished early.
Ken
Was that video taken today?
Ben
No, it was Monday.
Evan
How did I know Ken would be the first one to finish?
CJ
He was already cleaning up and going home, bro.
Evan
I'll meet you back in the showers.
CJ
Yeah, pretty sus on that one. Yeah.
Ben
It's like, he's got us doing these poses and stuff, right? And I'm, like, flexing, and, like, I'm flexing as hard as I can. Like, there's got to be more here, dude.
CJ
Like, got to be more.
Ben
Like, maybe I just got to work harder, and I'm doing That and it's just like nothing's really happening. And then all you got.
Evan
Sometimes she gets some of the. The Botox muscles or whatever.
Ben
Can't you do that, dude? No, no.
CJ
The.
Ben
You can just. I thought you were talking about spongebob with the inflate arms, but, yeah, they do have that, dude. Remember that? Yeah, I do.
CJ
I do. Dude.
Ben
The inflate arms is literally Dalton's truck when he couldn't do a burnout.
Gavin
But, dude, when Dalton's truck is, like, rolling so much coal and it's so.
CJ
Angry and making all this noise and.
Gavin
The tires aren't spinning, and I'm like.
CJ
Dude, I mean, it was just weird.
Gavin
Because you know how, like, we've tried that. You know, we get the stock like when we got our gmc. I better go do a burnout. And you break stand until they pop. But it wasn't doing it. And it was literally like, look like a freaking steam engine.
Evan
A brand new set of 14 and a half wides.
Gavin
Yeah, yeah.
Evan
And our asphalt really is sticky. I think we were busting his balls when he used that as an excuse.
Gavin
That was the big factor.
Ken
I was just waiting on that drive shaft. I was like, either your drive shaft or your rear diff is just going.
Evan
To blow up or the tranny just lights on fire.
CJ
When he started actually lighting his exhaust on fire and it was blowing out the exhaust flames, I was like, it takes, like, one time for him to not turn the propane off and then just start driving, and he's gonna just start some random on fire. I was like, this is an actual safety hazard, bro.
Evan
Dude, at least our GMC actually will shoot a random flame out here in there. That's real. He has to have a propane tank and a spark plug.
CJ
I mean, I thought it was. It was cool, I'll give him that. But I was like, this seems like a fucking hazard. Not be safe.
Evan
I just want to see Mike cook a dog on it.
Gavin
We're gonna. I didn't realize when he started that thing up that it's like a flamethrower. It's not a couple pops.
Ben
Yeah, it was flaming pretty good. It was just bright.
Ryan
You should light up our next burn pile.
Gavin
Yeah, that would be cool.
Evan
Maybe take the truck with it.
Ben
So what are your thoughts on Dalton's truck, Evan?
Evan
I think the wrap is extremely controversial, and I think the build is awesome. It's like Micah's drift car or any other high performance rig where you use it. It's very fun. It's gonna break it's fun when you use it. I don't know. It's just how that kind of stuff is.
Ben
Yeah.
Evan
So for him, not like having another vehicle is asinine. I think he should go buy a ten thousand dollar pickup that he can throw his dirt bike in the back and get around and do what he needs to do. Then he has a race truck. But to even think that that's a daily is delusional. And also his mechanics live across the entire country which is going to be inconvenient for him.
Ken
Before he did all his build, he wouldn't drive it in the winter because he didn't want it to get it rusty. Well that's just like you can't, you can't daily that though.
Ryan
I think his plan is to get enough money to buy another vehicle for winter.
Evan
I think his problem is is he's going to. To then start modding whatever percent. Like he just needs to just don't even start, don't even put wheels on it. As soon as you start it's just going to keep going.
Gavin
Crazy addiction.
Ben
I thought it was sick though. Like it is crazy hearing a diesel truck rev the way that those trucks were. The two commons that you know, obviously Dalton and their other one, like it's a totally different sound and it really is a sight.
Ryan
Like it's been working.
Ben
Yeah, it's been working. We know it works. I mean obviously with our gmc. Our GMC is not nearly as hopped up as either of those Cummins that were in the video.
Evan
But ours is actually built for drifting. Theirs are just built for crazy horsepower.
Ben
Yeah. Yeah. I felt bad for Kevin when it couldn't initially break the tires was because the thing was so new is like they just had rebuilt the motor and they didn't have much time to like put new tunes and all this stuff on. It just takes time when you're tuning something. Like it's not like you just throw the tune on. It's good. So like normally it's. It's not uncommon to have like 20 different revisions of tuning and they had like two. So like we're sitting there and he's like trying to spin and all of us are like this is just sad. And then obviously eventually they. They threw some new. A new tune on it and then it was ripping. But yeah, I felt bad for him there because I was like, I don't want this to be how it goes for you guys because I know it's not how it goes. Like I've seen what they've built.
Gavin
He Was stressing they got it.
Ben
Yeah. You could tell. He was like, this is not the time for this thing not to be working.
Gavin
He was like, to the full sand, Diesel, guys. You guys, like, can't leave till this is tuned right? Okay. He just, like, laid down, said that. I was like, yeah, I mean, what would you do if they left?
Ben
It would have been funny. We should have paid him to leave. Makes all this noise. It can't do a burnout, right? What was the story?
CJ
You were like, I got a funny ass story for you guys.
Ryan
Oh, dude. So it actually involves kind of all you guys. You know, now that relationships are getting a little more serious, Couple of the boys over here have proposed. I think all the girls are a little more on edge waiting for their proposal. At least. Speaking for me, I think Alondra is. And so we go to this wedding this weekend, and it's. You know, wedding is obviously a time you think about proposals. You know, it's just on your mind. And so we're all dressed up. We're taking pictures downtown because Alondra was in the wedding party, and we're standing there talking. She kind of got, like, really quiet for a little bit, and I didn't think much of it, and I was like, oh, whatever, you know, mine must be somewhere else. And I turn to my left and look down the street, and I go, oh, it's Dalton taking pictures. He's got us. He's got the mega lens, and he's taking pictures of his sister for prom. And just by chance. And so he. Then I see them. I go, hey, Dalton walks over, and then he goes, oh, I'll take some pictures of you guys. Take some pictures. I can feel Alondra is tense.
Ben
She's like, don't do this right here. Don't do this right here.
Ryan
Yeah, we take pictures. I go see a Dalton hug Jen. They leave, and she looks over, she goes, when I saw Dalton.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ryan
I thought he. You were gonna propose.
CJ
Her friend's wedding.
Ryan
Yeah. At her friend's wedding. Which photographs.
Gavin
Which would have been psychotic.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ben
Like, literally probably just steal the show.
Ryan
The worst proposal time ever.
Gavin
So, yeah, think if you guys weren't doing that and you were out doing something else, but you were dressed up, like, for something, then she actually would.
Ryan
Have thought that's what I'm saying. I feel like I have to have, like, a tracker on Dalton and then, like, warn her that it's not happening every time Dalton's around. He was even wearing a camo shirt, which he thought was a nice Touch that. For everybody else, they were, like, hidden in the woods, and he was wearing camo and whatever. And then for me, I just was like, if I could just stand on the street, we'll do it on the side camo.
Ken
Yeah, yeah.
Ben
Still throw.
Evan
Standing on the sidewalk.
Ryan
Anyway, so she was like, thank God you didn't propose. Then I was like, that would have been literally the most awful proposal time.
Gavin
Ever at somebody else's wedding.
CJ
I just see Dalton, you know, those.
Evan
Those glasses that have, like, the fake nose and the musk.
Ben
This is next one. At the end, he runs out of cosmic.
CJ
Ah, it.
Evan
Anyways, good job not stealing the light. Your friend's wedding.
Ryan
Yeah, it's like her best friend's wedding, too.
CJ
Yeah. Be pretty savage. Apparently, there's a bunch of rules, you know, when you can propose, when. When you can get married, how close you can propose to somebody.
Gavin
They're all. They're all unwritten. It's kind of confusing.
CJ
Yeah, but they're all just chicks being chicks. Like, who cares?
Gavin
I'm glad that they'll at least verbally say that. They usually don't want a public proposal.
Ryan
If, like, at a baseball game, if.
Gavin
They don't tell you and you do it. Yeah, whatever. But if they're like, hey, I don't want a proposal, and then you do it at a baseball game on the jumbotron, she's not gonna like it.
Ryan
I think that'd be an awful proposal time. Like, you're at a stadium or maybe like a concert.
Evan
There's probably, like. But that. Love the sport and that actually.
Gavin
Exactly.
Ryan
That's true. That's true.
Evan
Different folks.
Ryan
I shouldn't speak for everybody.
Ken
Be the most awkward thing if they said no on the Jumbotron and just awkwardly have to back away.
Gavin
Oh, yeah.
Ryan
How do you recover from that?
Gavin
I don't.
Ryan
I mean, I know what's happening.
Gavin
I think you should turn your Xbox.
Ryan
Off and just start over, you guys. See, speaking of turning off your xbox, that they delayed GTA another year.
Evan
It's delayed six months, I believe, right from October.
Ryan
Oh, you're right. The fall to the spring. Whatever. A year from now is about when.
CJ
It'S gonna come wild.
Ben
Dude, it seems like a video game coming out at the beginning of summer.
Ryan
Isn'T the best time.
Ben
Isn't the best time. Kids are screwed. Yeah, I mean, the kids are not probably gonna care at all, but the hype.
Ken
Real video.
Ben
That shit look real. It looks like you hired actors. Like, I mean, the graphics are insane. A new storyline. It looks awesome.
Ryan
I Saw that the Burj Khalifa or whatever, you know, the tallest building in Dubai took nine years and cost $1.6 billion to build. And currently GTA is at $2 billion in 13 years. So GTA is more expensive than the Burj Khalifa skyscraper for a piece of software.
Ben
Yeah, but that. Dude, that software is going to make so much money and they're going to run that game for probably another 20 years after real. No, it's like GTA 7 will take so long to make that they're going to be running GTA 6 for probably 25.
Evan
We're going to be retired.
Gavin
Yeah, yeah.
Evan
When the next GTA hype.
Gavin
So what I'm thinking, like, realistically, you know, they push. Push it back six months now. I'm like, how crazy is it to think that what if, when it GTA 6 comes out, that there needs to be a new console?
Ryan
Yeah, you're right. I mean that's.
Gavin
What if the PS5 can't handle it?
Ben
Yeah. Though I know by then I have.
Ryan
Like, maybe that's why. Yeah, they're delaying. Well, when did new consoles come on?
Gavin
Probably fall, but I used one or. Yeah, like, they come. They keep making it crazier and then they're like, dude, what if we push this back three months for the new.
Ben
I don't know.
Gavin
They'll make it for PS5 and Xbox One.
Evan
I feel like at some point, I don't know, technology is always getting better, but like, the newest consoles are like, pretty insane.
Ben
They've been saying that since the PS2.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ben
How could this get any better? I used to think that with the Xbox 360.
Evan
I mean, I guess you're right. I guess I can.
Gavin
I'm not. And I'm not arguing what you said. I think like, you know how powerful some like, phones now and like some of the, like iPads and obviously computers that PS5 and Xbox just seems like a good 8 out of 10.
Ryan
I think they heard Evan's idea to like integrate all the different sports in it and I think that's what delayed them.
Gavin
Dude, I've been thinking about that.
Ryan
And then I was thinking, do you even need a storyline? Is it just like those movies where you just like, you're just playing real life and it's just. You just start out as a character and you're just trying to.
Gavin
Yeah, it's like open world.
Ryan
Yeah.
Gavin
Nothing. Do whatever.
Ryan
What's that shit? Roblox or something like that?
Gavin
Roblox. Well, so that's Iplayer. Yeah. I didn't Want to compare it to that? And I didn't bring it up when you brought it up last time, but it is like Roblox. Like, you can basically make any game slash. Like you can make them and play them. And like, you can. Roblox is just like unlimited interesting. There's just like the most random. I only played it for like a day and I was like, all right, I'm too old for this. But you can do anything in it.
CJ
I gotta get back into Xbox.
Ben
Dude, you played one time with us and you did terribly and you haven't touched it.
Gavin
Was it really only one time?
Ben
It was brutal, dude. It was probably the worst performance I've ever seen someone gave.
CJ
But no, I don't know how much.
Ben
Worse you could have done. You got like one kill. One kill on Nuketown playing Domination Ev.
CJ
How is that possible?
Evan
That's pretty bad. How is that every time you spawn through a random grenade and you should have.
Gavin
You could run around with a pistol with your eyes closed shooting it.
CJ
Oh, Mike. And, oh, Mike.
Ben
It was actually mind boggling. But maybe there's something wrong with like his TV or something. The way he set it up.
Ryan
You have bad Internet latency or some shit.
Evan
Maybe he needs a monitor.
Ryan
I can't.
Gavin
I was going to say I could see. Ben's got a 75 inch TV. His couch is about 12ft away and he's sitting like this.
CJ
It's exactly.
Gavin
It's got to have a modern leg, bro.
Ben
You should still get more than one kill.
Ryan
We used to play on the projector in my apartment, which probably had the worst ever. But we did get a victory one a couple times on it. It was so lit. Everybody's in there partying and they got one guy playing Fortnite.
Gavin
That is pretty sweet.
Ryan
It was cool. And then like, people are kind of watching. And then it gets exciting towards the end, you know, like, you can tell the pressure is building. It was cool.
CJ
What do you guys think of Hayden Deegan kind of pulling a sneaky on his teammate, running them off the track to win the championship?
Ben
I think it was the right move. That's like an unsaid racer mentality right there is like you're on a team until you're racing at one and two for first.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ben
And there's a championship on the line.
Gavin
You see like Duke Gomez posted like a tick tock about it. And he's like. He's like, you guys, there's millions of dollars on the line. He's like, I would have punted my grandma off of the highest berm for. For a chance at 10th in that race or something. And I'm like, yeah, he definitely pushed him off, but it's like. And also what was on the race, it's.
CJ
I think it's solely because it was him that did it. And if roles were reversed, like, people would be celebrating, like, his teammate for doing that to him.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ben
It was a legendary moment. Like, in 20 years when they're talking about Hayden's career in a documentary, they're going to, like, bring that moment up.
Ryan
I'm honestly, I'm just surprised that people were surprised because Deegan's a winner. Like, he's the type of guy to do it. And so it was like I was surprised there was such an uproar about it, but maybe you're right. Maybe there was just an uproar because it's him.
Evan
What do you think he's gonna do for the last race since he won the championship?
Ryan
It's kind of such a weird thing.
Ben
I just wouldn't race if I was him. Why even risk it?
Evan
I suppose I kind of feel like he's gonna go out there and just freaking win it.
Gavin
Yeah. Just because, I mean, that'd be the.
Ben
I mean, if you're gonna race it.
Evan
The problem is is the target that he has on his back. Like, I would imagine that everyone would love to take him out. So he already won. He's gonna come out.
CJ
Yeah, but I don't know. You think they would. You think they would take him out at least, buddy.
Evan
That he took out nothing on Davies, Right?
Gavin
Yeah. Is the next race east and west?
Evan
I don't know. I don't know exactly. I just know there's one more race.
Gavin
Hopefully I'll be watching.
Ben
Yeah, this will be out.
Evan
I would think that, yeah. If Davies even sees him on the track, he's gonna. Why wouldn't he?
CJ
Dude, I was reading the comments on a tick tock of I can't remember if they were on inside or against it. Against what he did, but because it's so polarizing.
Gavin
Yeah.
CJ
Like, if you scroll at least on my tick tock feed, there's so many people just like, praising it and then just bitching about it, which is crazy. Which is also, like, what you want to, like, reach the mainstream, like, as much as, like, he has. But I don't know. I thought it was crazy. One comment said the fall of motocross needs to be studied. And I was what? This dude is delusional. This is like the first time I've ever Even cared about what's happening in motocross in the last five years. Like, it's like, it's stories like this that just get, like, everyone interested in, like, such a niche sport, which is motocross. You know, it's like it's blending just like, kind of mainstream, which is just like, people loving, just like, the rivalry and just like, I don't. Drama and the character that is. And then, like, how niche motocross racing is.
Ryan
It's like with all sports, you hardly care about the sport you're watching unless you're, like, really rooting for your team. Like, pretty rarely do you watch a sport just because you like the sport. Like, you're invested in the drama or a team, like, carrying through or something like that, you know? And in motocross, like, he is the team.
CJ
No, I think it's cool. Yeah, I think it's good for this.
Gavin
He works quick. He, like, I don't know. Three days later posted on a Snapchat that he bought a Lambo. Yeah, that's pretty sweet. He just goes Lambo at 19.
CJ
Bought it out from underneath us.
Ben
Yeah, I was talking. I was talking to that guy and.
Gavin
He'S like, that was that.
Ben
Sorry, already sold. Or he said he took a deposit on it and the guy can't pick it up for three weeks. It's some motor supercross racer. I was like, huh.
CJ
All right.
Ben
Well, that sucks.
Gavin
Wow.
CJ
He's championship. Check the cash.
Ben
Three weeks later, I see the Lambo on his story. I'm like.
Gavin
That'S wild.
Ryan
Checks out. Yeah, it's pretty sick because he's got both his R8 and his Lambo now. I saw he posted a video of them in the garage.
Ben
Baller move, man.
Ryan
As a baller move. You guys been watching Black Mirror yet?
Gavin
Haven't watched it yet. Is it crazy?
Ryan
Yeah, yeah. There's some episodes that suck. There's like the first two or three suck, and I'm a Black Mirror fan. But then the last couple, like, the last three are really good. But there's one where a lady has, like, she goes brain dead, basically. And so there's a subscription company that will fix your brain for free and you just got to pay a subscription. But they kept jacking up the price on our spoiler alerts. They kept jacking up the price on her, and then eventually they, like, couldn't afford to pay the thing, so she had to go to the ads version. So you'd be like, talking to her and she'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm Going to go for a run and then she just like pop into like, buy Brooks running shoes for the. Whatever this is going to happen.
CJ
Neuralink.
Ryan
Yeah, I was like, I need that dude pop into an ad right now.
Gavin
Made it hilarious that you were telling it, of all people, but dude, that's wild. Seems like also something that you'd see in Family Guy.
Ryan
Yeah, I mean, it's outrageous, but it's probably true.
CJ
It's probably. It's probably like the reality what's to come. It's pretty wild to think that like Neural Link is able to do what they are able to do. Like you just put a chip in your mind and like think about in 10 years or 15 years or 20 years, like how advanced that's gonna be.
Gavin
Throwing a fat tune on.
CJ
I just imagine. Yeah, I just imagine like the day that you can like just see projectors and then you can like just watch things even like with your sunglasses. Like Mark Zuckerberg was talking about that. Like, that's probably like five years out with like the meta glasses that you can like sick. You can see projections that only you can see when you're wearing the glasses. And then you can just like leave it there. So like, if I were to walk into my office right now, I would just see like a bunch of stuff on the wall.
Ryan
Oh, that's so.
CJ
Actually, that's not actually there, but it'll just stay there. It'll just stay there.
Ken
It's basically like a less bulky version of like the Apple Vision can somewhat do that, but like it's.
Ben
Who's gonna walk around with that on there, you know?
Ryan
That'd be pretty cool. You could like graffiti, like if you had open world stuff, you could like graffiti for people. But speaking of the tune thing in the show, you could do that. Like, you could turn up your happiness or like turn. Turn up your. That could be useful, like satisfaction or something like that or whatever.
CJ
So it's like a stark. It's like a dirt bike.
Gavin
I actually have seen. I seen a dude wearing Apple Vision or maybe like Meta Quest, whatever, and he used it to spray paint this giant mural. It was like an experiment. He said it was hard, but it turned out insane. Like something you couldn't do because it.
CJ
Gave you like the guidelines.
Gavin
Yeah, something you couldn't do freehand.
Ben
I guess it's like Chat GPT in your head for Neuralink. Probably.
CJ
Yeah. I mean, CJ's on the chat GPT.
Ben
Chat GPT is insane. I'm like pretty late to that, to that ball game. But I would imagine any kid in school is using it. Let's say you take a picture of your math homework. You normally have to show your work. It'll show you the work. Like, you know any. You could always cheat in math, but you, you know, the calculator didn't really get you anywhere because you couldn't show your work. You just take a picture of that. It'll show you the work. But I mean, you can literally take a picture of your truck and then put some wheels in. Say, show me what these wheels look like.
CJ
That's how you did that.
Gavin
Oh, that's cool.
Ryan
Shut up.
Ben
Yes, it is. I can take a picture of the front of the house. Say, put landscaping in. And it will do different. I could change that. Change this. And it will do it. Label this. Where can I get them? Like, it is unbelievable. And I'm just raving about it. It's crazy. But the thing is, is, like, everyone is way, way, way, way smart. It's like the ultimate tool that I've ever seen, honestly. And I'd imagine kids are using it, and you'd be stupid not to, like, why wouldn't you use it? But it almost makes like you don't really need to know how to do much or, like, know that much anymore. You can literally, like, Googling is one thing because you got to research and click around and kind of find information. This compiles information and puts it into, like, a very direct, easy way to just get the gist of it. It's crazy.
CJ
It is crazy how something like that really does even the playing fields of, like, intelligence.
Ben
Yeah, But I'd imagine the smart people be able to use it even more to their advantage.
CJ
Well, I mean, like, anything, though. Like, information's kind of always been out there, but it's how can you have access or acquire that information? And it does seem like the more intelligent people have just access or. Or acquired more information, and then they just continue to build and get more intelligent.
Gavin
And there's the intelligent side, and then there's also the business side. It's like, well, how does someone get so successful before all the AI? They'd be like, well, I hired, you know, this guy to do this for me, and I hired this group of people to do this for me. It's the same thing. You're just really smart at how to hire people, or you're really smart at how to prompt AI to help you make money.
CJ
It is crazy to think that how many jobs are going to get replaced by AI? I know that everyone Says that. But when you think about it, like, that landscape designer just did it in 30 seconds.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ryan
Instead of having to use CAD or whatever, the drawing software, if they can populate it.
Ben
Unbelievable. Even, like, for stock. So, like, is Microsoft stock a buy today, right now? And it will compile everything, and then it'll, you know, say a few different things, and then It'll be like, 17 analysts say buy, five say hold, and to say sell. And then it's like the. The stock projected price in 12 months will be this. So, like, it is crazy. It is crazy versus, like, someone who would have to research all that. Or you obviously pay a financial advisor, but even a financial advisor, I don't know if they would be up to date on every single second at every single second of the day when you ask them this.
CJ
You know, Right.
Ben
Like, it is. It is truly crazy.
Gavin
But it's crazy how fast it went from just a little help to, like, unlimited help. Like, I think in Photoshop, like, it used to take forever to cut someone out.
Ryan
Oh, dude.
Gavin
So then you get a little help on certain things, and then. Then all of a sudden, you could. It would do it yourself. And now all of a sudden, you can do it in Snapchat on your phone. You can make stickers. I mean, change the background, create your whole photo. It does everything for you. Versus before.
Ben
I remember making a thumbnail even three years ago.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ben
So much more work.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ben
Than making a thumbnail now. I mean, just due to, like, the tracing and the cutting and like, you. You had to do almost everything yourself. Whereas now it's just so. I mean, the AI tools can do pretty much what you want. It's wild. So, I mean, it's almost easier now to do a lot of things, but at the same time, everyone's got that same playing field. So that's kind of what I'm saying is, like, the smarter people will probably use the tool better than Right. You know, can still use other things besides that tool, but. Yeah. Pretty cool.
Ryan
But using your own line with you. The cream rises to the top.
Ben
Yeah, the cream always rises to the top. Top boys, as Grandpa Ron would say.
CJ
Yep.
Ben
After he beats you in pool or cards or race golf, whatever it be. But thank you guys for listening. I think that's it for today.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ben
We post new podcasts every Tuesday, so hit the subscribe button and we will see you next time.
Gavin
Appreciate y'.
CJ
All.
Ben
Peace.
Gavin
See ya.
Episode Title: Evans Thoughts on Our Filmer's New Truck, CJ Gets Caught Sleepwalking, & Getting a Shop Dog
Date: May 13, 2025
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Gavin
Theme/Purpose:
In this candid and comedic episode, the CboysTV crew dives into their latest shop antics, off-the-cuff debates, and behind-the-scenes stories. They discuss their failed attempt at cloning Dalton’s prized truck, unexpected pet tales (from snakes to parrots), plans for a possible shop dog, mishaps with wheels and sleepwalking, and the evolving impact of AI tools. The conversation covers everything from viral car raps to motocross drama and proposals gone wrong, all peppered with the group's signature banter.
The Clone Truck Project
Truck Swap Irony
Shop Dog Dreams
Evan’s History With Pets
Wheels Falling Off (Literally)
Sleepwalking Horror Stories
Gym Snake Encounter
Parrot Drama
'Titties or Beer’ Poll
Exercise Outtakes
Proposal Paranoia
Race Tactics & Hayden Deegan Controversy
Lambo Flex
AI Tools in Daily Life
Black Mirror and Neuralink Fears
On Pranking Dalton with the Replica:
Ben: “Dalton's truck broke, so now he is driving around our replica version of his truck.” (00:00)
On Marketplace Smarts:
Ben (about the seller): “He just said, don't worry. I won't post anything…Then he posted it and went viral.” (25:38)
On Pet Ownership:
Evan: “I kind of hate any animal that's in a cage because they're just not that entertaining and they stink.” (17:01)
On Wheel Mishaps:
Evan: “I under torqued them. The wheel flew off in the middle of the road…” (29:16)
On Proposals:
Ryan: “I thought he, you were gonna propose... Which would have been psychotic [at someone else's wedding].” (42:22)
On AI Leveling the Field:
Ben: “It almost makes like you don't really need to know how to do much…The smarter people will probably use the tool better...” (56:15, 59:26)
On Hayden Deegan and Motocross Rivalries:
Ben: “Millions of dollars on the line. I would have punted my grandma off of the highest berm…” (48:58)
This episode delivers classic CboysTV chemistry—with wild stories, sharp banter, and debates on topics ranging from shop life and pranks to cars, tech, and pets. Their take on viral car culture, the ethics of pranks, and evolving tech tools is balanced by self-deprecating humor and real-life mishaps.
Final signoff:
Ben: “The cream always rises to the top, boys, as Grandpa Ron would say.” (59:29)
Next episode drops Tuesday at 9am CT.