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Ben
love a man with a quad bro. That have a little gay twist to it.
Ken
It is a quad song, I guess. I mean, it makes sense.
Evan
Couple people are going on blast for what they've done. Yes.
Mike
Oh, well, I got a shop.
Ben
Dudes just love shops.
Ken
And.
Mike
And we really love shops in the Midwest.
Ben
I bought a car.
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No.
Evan
No way.
Mike
No, no. Don't tell me now.
Evan
All right, welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast.
Ben
We have a bag.
Ken
Whoa. Thank you for opening us up.
Mike
Hitting it from the back.
Ben
Thank you.
Ken
The front. Mike.
Mike
Hell of an intro.
Evan
Came backside of most of the cameras,
Mike
so thanks for having us. Hope you're ready to do some Googling today because we're probably gonna need it. I'm.
Evan
I'm ready to chat. GPT. I'm ready to call out a couple people. Oh, I got a couple people on blast.
Ben
Yeah, Ken's coming with receipts today. I know that I'd hate chat.
Ken
GPT.
Evan
Oh, no. I. A couple people are going on blast for what they've done. Yes.
Ryan
Fired up.
Ken
At least.
Dalton
I. I know I'm one of them, but I'm excited to see where.
Ben
What happened?
Ken
Let's hear this.
Evan
So Evan has been driving my Bronco for the last few weeks because he neglected his own raptor. And it's. My Bronco started having some issues and
Ben
he worked with the ops.
Dalton
Don't forget that part I did not work with.
Evan
So drop it off the dealer to get some issues Fixed. And they tell me one the driver's seat is blowed out.
Ryan
Really?
Ken
That's actually true.
Mike
You have that and written?
Evan
No, it just had a small tear in it. But I was like, just replace the seat cover.
Ryan
Maybe it was the knife. Your knife friend.
Evan
The actual problem, which they said they have never seen before on a Raptor.
Ryan
I hate when you have a problem and someone goes we've never seen this problem before.
Ken
Like shut the up.
Evan
The Entire. The entire rear axle is blown out.
Ryan
What?
Dalton
That's what I was telling you. There's oil leaking out of it.
Evan
They said the only thing holding the wheel on was the brake rotor.
Ben
That's what I thought.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Yeah.
Ryan
How the frick did that even happen?
Evan
Yeah, they said they've never seen that before.
Dalton
Well, I mean, definitely from when you've caught air in it.
Evan
I haven't jumped it in like probably two years. I know. Probably a year. Last time that thing saw the air, we didn't have a paved driveway.
Dalton
I mean, do you think that I somehow managed to.
Ryan
Yes.
Dalton
Snap the axle driving down the highway?
Evan
Yes, I do. You managed to break everything in the dumbest ways possible.
Ken
I would say he probably wasn't driving it down the highway. I bet you you were doing some,
Evan
some dirt highway or what was it?
Dalton
Bro, there is no way I. I'm
Mike
actually on your side. But your track record speaks so well.
Dalton
I know.
Ryan
Yeah.
Dalton
I literally have no legs.
Evan
I told Jake and he's like, yeah, I don't even know how you would do that.
Mike
I don't either. That's what I'm getting.
Ken
That stuff doesn't just break driving down the highway.
Dalton
Like I've broken the rear axles in a Jeep and in my Chevy cooning them off road.
Mike
Right.
Dalton
But like that has to be from taking an impact at a. At an earlier point. And it just somehow made it this long. Well, if they've never seen it, there's no way it happened from normal use.
Evan
What, what's your definition of normal?
Dalton
The frickin cruise control from point A to point B.
Mike
You should have put a dash cam in there, Ken.
Evan
I should have.
Ken
Well, you kept getting those notifications.
Evan
Didn't you drive it every time you drove that thing? I got a notification that there was something wrong with it continuously until we brought it into the dealer, which was. And I never got any of those notifications before you started driving it.
Dalton
Bro, it's just like the craziest coincidence. I. I know it's hard to believe for anyone, even myself, it's hard to wrap my head around.
Evan
He told me they have to replace everything from the drive shaft between the drive shaft and the wheels. So, like, the brake rotor and caliper is cooked. How many miles are 23,000 miles?
Dalton
So it's. That's actually impressive under warranty, though luckily,
Evan
he said they're going to figure out how to warranty it because that's not an item that should be warrantable.
Ben
That's good.
Evan
Like, it's under warranty, but it's like, that's not an item they ever replace under warranty.
Ben
So it's. It's not going to cost you.
Evan
It shouldn't.
Ryan
Well, then if you get the bill, it won't be so bad.
Ken
You could just send the bill to Tony and Jake. They'll pay for it.
Ben
That's a good point. It's a good point.
Dalton
Yeah.
Ben
Who is responsible for this.
Mike
This bill?
Ben
If there is one, I want to
Evan
say the guy that was driving it.
Mike
Or you could split it four ways
Ben
or you could maybe get Gavin.
Mike
Yeah, well, Gavri Ken and Ev Ryan.
Ryan
And then. Well, I drove it like last fall, so I was probably honestly harder on it than Evan.
Evan
You dropped this thing off with basically no gas in it. It has 16 miles of range.
Dalton
That seems shorter than when I dropped off. I swear it had 40. But it was like, in a pinch. I told you I was going to get it detailed. I was going to fill it up. And then you're like, oh, Jack's at the dealership right now. You got to go meet him. So then I just went there.
Mike
Yeah, you did have a big day that day.
Ryan
Have a bunch of fuel in it.
Dalton
I mean. Yeah, I mean, I still plan on getting it detailed for you, you know, once you get it fixed properly.
Mike
All right. You got anybody else on your list?
Evan
Oh, we'll save that for later on.
Ryan
Oh, wow. Okay. Wow. Suspense retention bonus. Good job.
Ken
I'm trying to think what I did. I'm like, is it me?
Evan
No, it's not. It's not usage. And nobody else asked because it's. It's going to be unexpected.
Mike
Okay.
Evan
Okay.
Mike
It's always so interesting.
Ben
I am on my. The edge of my seat when you don't know.
Mike
Like, I got locked out of my WhatsApp account the other day because some of my messages, I guess, went against the community guidelines. And now my account's under review. I'm like, I thought you could send anything on WhatsApp.
Ben
I don't.
Ken
You sending my.
Ben
That's what I'm getting at.
Mike
I don't think That I sent anything incriminating or anything like that I shouldn't have. We just use it for sending designs and stuff back and forth.
Evan
I thought that stuff wasn't, like. They sold it as it's encrypted and they can't view it on that.
Mike
So anyway, I just thought that was weird, so. Oh, that's a little bit of a setback.
Evan
Like, that's what they advertise it for. It's like, secure communication that they can't view view.
Mike
And it's been great for.
Ken
That's actually wild.
Mike
Communicating with our merch team and stuff. But now I'm locked out of it.
Ken
I have a buddy who got. He's not, like, on social media necessarily, but he just uses it to, like, communicate. But he's on. He got his Snapchat and just for messaging with, like, another buddy, like, to sell him a gun. Like, he was selling one of his guns to.
Mike
Fully banned.
Ken
Got fully banned. Like, the Snapchat's just gone. He can't even make a new one. Just happened like, a month ago.
Ryan
The worst part is you lose all your stories or your snap memories, which
Ken
is a deuce, and you can't make another one. That's actually the second friend I have that.
Ben
Yeah, Cody.
Ken
Well, Cody. Oh, third and the.
Dalton
Oh, yeah.
Ken
Like, it's been years for him. But, like, straight up, they just make. I don't know, they remember your IP and you can't make another one.
Mike
Yeah, well, yeah, it's. It's similar to, like, losing your phone number. Like, you essentially have to get a new phone number and you have to register a different phone number with that account.
Ken
So you just have to get a whole new.
Mike
Cody registered his Snapchat account to his dad's number. Since his dad didn't have Snapchat.
Ryan
That's why it came up in his dad. It was like, add Cody's dad on Snapchat. I was like, I don't think I'm gonna do that.
Ben
Okay, that makes a lot of sense, too. And also, I have a couple numbers for Cody. And occasionally, like, on Mike's bachelor party, I tried calling it facetiming. I tried facetiming Cody because Cody was sitting at the other end of the boat and we just kept, like, messing with each other. And I kept, like, you know, like, chirping them, basically. And I was gonna. I was gonna FaceTime him, wait for him to answer, and then chirp him, say something. And so I'm sitting there, I hit FaceTime, and then I'm looking across the boat, waiting for him to see that I'm FaceTiming him. And then him look up at me and I was getting like, getting ready to, you know, flick him off or something. And I looked down after like 30 seconds of Cody not answering the phone, I was like, oh, he must not have his phone on him. I look down and it's Cody's dad. Just like, like, just straight face staring up at me. Cuz I have my phone down here. And I look down, I go, whoa, what the. He's looking at me. And then I'm looking at him and I'm like, oh, this is going to be funny. So then I walk up to Jake and Cody. I get up and I walk across the boat and I just put my phone up, still on FaceTime with Cody's dad, and into Cody's face and Jake's face. And then they see who's on FaceTime. And then they start crying, laughing. They're like, what is going on? The whole time none of us said anything to Bruce. That's Cody's dad. He didn't even say a word. He wasn't like, hey, what's up?
Dalton
Nothing.
Ben
He was just like, I didn't say anything cuz I was like, what, what am I going to say? Like, oh, I thought you were Cody. You could say, hey, been like, aren't you with him? And then they didn't say anything. We just all sat there and laughed and pointed at it basically. And then I was like, all right, see you, Bruce. And hung up. So imagine how confused he was by that. Yeah.
Mike
And I answer his call, the Sherbrooke's. They're pretty funny.
Ben
Yeah. So anyway, every time I, I try and get a hold of Cody, I'm not sure if I'm actually, I'm talking to Cody or Bruce now.
Ryan
Yeah, I have your mom in my phone is Micah's mom. And it's been pretty close where I've almost called her instead of you.
Mike
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Ryan
Bad name.
Mike
I have a couple of people's moms in my phone as that.
Ken
It's such a pain in the ass when people like change their number because then I have like Cody Sherbrooke 1. Cody Sherbrooke 2.
Ben
Yeah, Cody Sherbrooke, new.
Ken
Cody Sherbrooke, newest. And I don't know if he's necessarily changing four times, but like, especially when
Mike
it's someone that like offers services, let's say they offer car detailing and they get a phone, new phone number. And you're like, I Want to get my car detailed? And you text them, and then you're like, yeah, they never got back to me. And then you found out you texted their old number.
Ken
I don't know how, but some kid called and left a voicemail yesterday, and it was the first time. I think my phone number has been leaked.
Mike
You've been pretty good about that.
Ken
I get those. Really?
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
I know you guys. Your guys's numbers have all been kind of out there, but blown out. Mine, that was the first time. And I was like, oh, I paid
Evan
a service to work. It worked. I haven't gotten sick. Like, now I just get normal spam calls.
Ken
It costs.
Dalton
I paid for the same services, Ken, and it hasn't worked.
Ryan
He just took his money calls, find
Dalton
the stuff that they were supposed.
Mike
Would you be okay disclosing what that is?
Evan
No free plugs.
Mike
Okay, that's fair.
Ken
That's the.
Mike
I just.
Ben
What was it?
Dalton
Can, like, 100 bucks a year?
Evan
Yeah, it was like one or 200 bucks for a year or two.
Ken
Ken's was so bad, though.
Evan
Mine was real bad.
Ryan
Yeah, yours was bad.
Ben
You want to hear something crazy? Is one night I got a phone call, and I don't really get phone calls that often, so I answer it. I'm like, hello? And he's like, whoa, hey, how's it going? I was like, who is this? And he's like, this is so and so. Would you be interested in this product? And I was like, how'd you get my phone number? He's like, dude, I'm going to be honest. I work at a company that erases data off the Internet. So, like, I work at that company that Ken just mentioned that he probably hired the fuck. So he was like, essentially, I just go in and, like, erase your data, but I can find anyone's information.
Mike
And he was a fan.
Ben
He's like. He's like, on the back end of it, bro.
Ken
He should be fired from his job. He's doing that.
Ben
I know. I was like, I. I literally go, bro, what the.
Ryan
Like, can you delete mine, please?
Mike
Be in the hand.
Dalton
I said that.
Ben
And he was like, well, maybe if we work a deal, like, with his product. And I was like, yeah, I don't know. He was a nice guy. So I. I heard him out, but he was like, well, you want me to wipe your. Your information off? I was like, yes, please. He was like, all right, well, maybe we can work a deal. I was like, well, I'll just hire your company then.
Mike
Oh, I do. I. I'm genuinely Entertained by it. I don't get that many. I get a lot. I just had, like, a kid call me. He goes, I'm 13, huge fan. Looking for an internship, bro.
Ben
Like, you're what, middle school? Like a middle school internship?
Mike
I know.
Ken
After school program.
Mike
Yeah. I was like, can you imagine? Yeah, we'll fly you out.
Ben
We'll. We'll.
Mike
Yeah, we'll put you in the shop. And he's 13. I mean, yeah.
Ken
Like, a Jen could teach him.
Mike
Well, yeah, I mean, I got a job when I was 14, too, but, like, it's got to be something local, kind of under the table.
Ben
Maybe like a pizza shop, Dairy Queen, dishwash action. You know, you have to be a certain age to get a job. Like, what is it, 16? 15?
Evan
In Minnesota, it's like 14 with limited hours, and then I think 16. They can work normal hours.
Ken
Yeah, I was working. I think I like, 15 in North Dakota. Like, just unlimited hours. You could work as much you wanted.
Mike
It is obviously difficult when you can't drive. You know, when your parents got to bring you to work. Like, it's cool having a job, but, like, sometimes it's just for character development.
Ben
Yeah, I was. I was working at the c store at 13. My only mode of transportation was dirt bikes. So I would say I was just riding my dirt bike from my house to the C store for work.
Mike
Yeah, I mean, that's like bushes.
Ben
And then I got jammed up with the cops, and that put a really. To my. Yeah, they had.
Mike
I got to lower my hours. Sorry.
Ken
It had to have meant something to him, though. When you're like, I'm just trying to get to my job. Like, if I was. I was wearing a sheriff, and I'm pulling a kid over, and it's like, okay, he's going to work at the cormorant store. Like, I would be so much more lenient than just like, he's clearly just out ripping up. Like, the dude's just trying to make some money. He's working a job.
Ryan
You lived eight miles from the C, so we're supposed to bike there every day.
Mike
I'm just using this to get to work. But on the weekends, my boy Ben's having a heyday on his dirt bike in the ditches.
Ken
Used to.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
Yeah.
Mike
Ryan, what do you got here? These guys are funny.
Ryan
Okay, so when you talked about, like, putting kids to work, this is Robinson Truck and Repair. But they got these little kids, and I was thinking, I mean, if we're gonna hire a fleet of middle schoolers, we just have them do little ads like this.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
Is your truck stuck in a ditch and your boss is being a bitch? We can help you with your truck.
Ken
Maybe you need a tow and your wife's at home.
Mike
We can can help you with your
Ben
toe here at Robinson. We understand Rainers toe. The truck's got to go.
Mike
We have a 24 hour record.
Ryan
We can get you hooked up and
Mike
get those viewers moving.
Ben
So give us a call. We do it all.
Mike
And don't get stuck in your truck.
Ryan
He almost held it into the end. Yeah, they have a bunch and they're blowing up on TikTok 1.31. A lot of million view videos out there of these two.
Ken
That's awesome. But yeah, maybe we have them. We fly them out and have them do a merge plug.
Ben
Every other word would be beeped out.
Mike
Right. I mean, it reminds me of the girl.
Ken
It's kind of funny though.
Mike
Little Mason, you know, he was just. He was just a good old boy, I mean, who was like ripping decent swear words and man, were we entertained.
Ken
He's actually. I don't know if he's 22.
Ben
He's graduated.
Ken
He's old, though. Like, I think he's over. Yeah, he's got to be 22. You're probably right, Ryan. He was the one who delivered our sand for our beach when we were building the pond. And we. So, Mason, for like a backstory, like one of our fifth videos, we just went and rode with some subscribers that had invited us out. You know when you only got like 5, 600 subscribers and someone reaches out like, hey, you want to come ride with us? And they live like an hour away. You're like, yeah, sure. So we go and we went riding with them and there was this little kid there named Mason. He's just a hoot. He was just funny and was kind of out of potty mouth. And now he's full grown. So anyways, he's. He shows up in this big dump truck full of sand, like, Mason.
Ben
Yeah, what's up?
Ken
What the hell? You know, it was. It was awesome.
Mike
Yeah, we see him around whenever we. We. Whenever we part out old trucks. He shows up to buy the parts.
Ben
He's still like 14 tops in my mind though.
Ken
No, he's. I'm pretty sure he's a kid.
Ben
Dude, he has kid.
Mike
No.
Ken
Are you sure?
Mike
I'm not sure, but okay.
Ken
I don't want to spread misinformation, but I'm pretty sure I saw on Facebook he was a kid.
Ben
I guess it wouldn't surprise Me. But people like that are just, like, forever kids in your mind.
Ken
Let me just double check this.
Mike
Yeah, definitely something we should get to the bottom of.
Ken
He just goes out. He's like, dude, why did you tell everyone I have a kid?
Evan
You ready for the second call out?
Ken
I'm ready.
Mike
Yeah.
Ryan
I kind of am.
Evan
So somebody around here, they kind of take it upon themselves to make sure the shop is clean and organized. Oh, and they are. Some would consider a plate. Leave your dishes out. They will certainly yell at you.
Ben
Okay, I don't know where this is going.
Ken
What is this?
Ben
I have no idea.
Evan
So Evan pointed out to me.
Ken
I know where it's going.
Evan
Evan pointed out to me, hey, check who left this plate on the table over here one day after lunch.
Ben
Holy.
Ryan
I left one plate out.
Mike
That's your profanity.
Ryan
Oh, my God. One plate out. Heaven forbid. How about the dishes that lay all over the place every other day? I know. That's actually funny.
Ken
I think it's me.
Ben
What is going on?
Evan
So I checked the security cameras.
Ben
Okay, okay, okay.
Mike
What's in the box? A plate.
Evan
An empty plate that they left behind.
Ken
Dirty.
Ben
Who's.
Evan
Dirty plate.
Mike
Who's they?
Ken
Okay, so we're all eating lunch.
Evan
Oh, I got to be.
Ken
There's a real mystery here.
Evan
Holy.
Ryan
We got. We got lunch cam.
Ken
We're all.
Ryan
We got lunch cam.
Ken
Everyone's got plates. Everyone's eating off the plates.
Mike
Yeah, Various areas. Oh, man.
Evan
They get up from their. Their lunch spot, and then they go sit on the couch, and then they walk away.
Ben
Oh, who was it? Who was it?
Ryan
Ken Ryan.
Ben
Oh,
Ryan
heaven forbid. A guy forgets a plate one time, the sink is full of dishes. Every single morning I come in here, I use one plate, one fork a day, and the place is a mess.
Evan
This is Evan. He was the one that pointed out to me, and I was like, okay, I can take a look at the camera. And I was like, it. Pulled the plate aside. We'll pond and bring it up.
Ryan
That is funny. Well, that. That's a good reminder that I.
Evan
Pick up your damn dishes.
Ryan
Pick up your damn dishes. And that I am also not perfect. Surprising.
Mike
I know you get a little leeway because the stuff we were watching on the TV was very, very exciting. We were reviewing some footage from video. Yeah. From last week.
Ken
Yeah.
Mike
And. And we. Yeah, yeah. It was trx.
Dalton
I actually did say that, too. Exactly what you're saying, Ken.
Mike
Immediately.
Ben
Yeah.
Mike
We were excited.
Dalton
Like, there was a lot going on that day.
Mike
We were watching it on the TV because we were so Excited to watch back what just happened. So that's just how you know that it was legendary. At least it felt legendary to us.
Ben
Hey Ken, what's the saying about throwing stones when you live in a glass house?
Evan
Eventually your glass house is going to get stone thrown at it. I know.
Ryan
Well, I try to brick up my house. I try to stay bricked up, not glass.
Ben
Ken, I actually thought that you were going to come at somebody else on the podcast for a different reason. Not to just keep oh, man of, of fury here, but did you ever get to the bottom of who threw up in your wheel well?
Evan
I actually didn't, no. I, I kind of just left it at where it was.
Ryan
He doesn't have camera coverage there.
Evan
I don't.
Ben
That one's gotta ee alive, huh?
Evan
Yeah, it actually doesn't because it's. It's just funny.
Ken
Really.
Ben
Somebody throwing up in your fish house wheel well.
Evan
It's on the out. It's on the outside though. It's not. If they threw up on the inside to be a different story, you'd know who did it then it's on the outside. So it's kind of like eh. It's just pressure. Wash it off and it's fine.
Ken
Yeah, I will. I, I know I. It probably seems like it was me, but I, I will tell you, it wasn't me. I did throw up outside of your fish house because we were, we were over there one night and we were all drinking, whatever, and then I went over to Dave's fish house. Our buddy Dave, he had his fish house next to it. Dave fed me a pickled northern. So what a pickled northern is. Imagine you catch a fish, you don't cook it, you just put in a pickled jar. So like you fillet it. It was like a big chicken strip. I didn't realize it was uncooked. And he was just like very proud of it. Like, hey, I got pickled northern. You, you want some?
Ryan
And he's a good cook.
Ken
He had just recently. He is a very good cook. So I take his word for it when he says something's good, I'm like, I really trust him. And he is all. He had also just given me a. So I was like, oh man, I feel like I gotta, I can't tell this guy. No. Everyone else like, no, no, no. And you could tell he was kind of like, oh, like I wanted someone to try my pickled northern. Well, I ate it. It was so bad. Disgusting.
Mike
I can't wait.
Ken
A pickled northern. I just want you to know, like, imagine catching a northern mic. You fillet it and then you just take the.
Mike
The meat I've been eating and put
Ken
it in a pickle jar. You don't cook it.
Dalton
It's not what's up, Brian? You don't need to.
Ken
It's so bad.
Dalton
Just let it sit for a week and it's dial.
Ken
Well, anyways, I ate the whole thing 30 minutes, maybe an hour later.
Mike
That's. So it was more like.
Ken
They start talking about how it's not cooked and all this. I'm like, oh, my God.
Mike
So it was a nauseous thing. I was like, it probably just didn't sit right in your stomach because if
Ken
it was an hour later, it was that it was. It was of multiple reasons. But basically, we walk out. Alex is going to drive me home. I threw up outside of her car, and her car was parked so far away from all the ice houses because she's so afraid to be. She thinks if, like, she parks next to ice house, like, everything's gonna fall through. So, like, wow, you legit have to walk like a football field.
Ben
I was wondering why you guys are. Yeah, like a hundred yards away.
Ken
Yeah, exactly. So anyways, I threw up by her car. I didn't throw up in your wheel well.
Evan
I. I just knew that you were not feeling the best that night, so I. I just had to throw it out there. I do know at least four other people were also not feeling the best that night.
Ryan
Oh, my God.
Ben
It was like eight people.
Dalton
There were.
Ben
They were like half of them were throwing up.
Evan
Well, I think four of them. And it was. It's whoever also ate Dave's soup. It looks like they ate the soup, ran outside, and just immediately threw it up.
Mike
A lot of throw up going on out at Ken's fish house last weekend.
Ryan
But you like it?
Dalton
Pickled fish is delicious.
Ryan
I could see you, like, I could see that being a snack.
Mike
You kind of open it up a little bit. Because I've never had northern, but I heard like, northern's pretty. Not good fish to eat. Definitely edible.
Dalton
Super false.
Mike
Really?
Dalton
It's like, just as good as walleye. There's just more bones in it. So it's like a pain in the ass.
Ken
Gets a. I've eaten northern plenty of times. I just have never eaten pickled northern after 12 beers.
Dalton
But pickling them is good because you can leave a lot of little bone. They dissolve out.
Evan
Really?
Dalton
Yeah. That's why pickling, like, nice pickling.
Mike
Pickling.
Dalton
My grandma used to make it the best. Me and Cousin Joe would just rip a bunch of northerns and she had this big like one gallon jar, pickle jar, just filler full and. Yeah, I don't know, it was like a week or something.
Evan
You guys ever run ludfisk?
Mike
Not on purpose.
Dalton
I'm not a fan of that.
Mike
No. Like I grew up.
Ryan
That's a northern.
Mike
My grandpa cooked it for like every holiday and there my dad loved it. Yeah, yeah. And it just looked like gross. Like cleared. You have to eat it.
Ryan
No, like there was no other food.
Mike
No, no, no, no. Just many, you know, potatoes and meatballs and all that and ludfisk and. And I'm like, it looks disgusting. It smells disgusting. Like, why do we eat it? And then they tricked me one time and they like mixed it in with my mashed potatoes and then I ate it.
Ben
I was like, why would you do that?
Ken
And you liked it?
Mike
It wasn't that bad. Yeah, I don't.
Ben
I don't even know if I know what you guys are talking about.
Mike
You could look up a picture.
Ryan
Nationality. Are you never question that. I've never.
Mike
Norwegian. That's where lutefisk is.
Dalton
I know. Are you the Lutheran church in town?
Mike
Every year they dinner.
Dalton
I don't know what the exact.
Ryan
That's a very like balls mashed Scandinavian thing and lutefisk.
Mike
Yeah. Left. It's not good. Left.
Ryan
So they got left.
Mike
That's fire. I'm sure lots of people listening do know says it's like potato based tortillas that you like can put brown sugar and butter on or regular sugar or cinnamon.
Ben
Oh, so good.
Ryan
Ben. What are you?
Ben
German?
Mike
Really nice.
Ben
I think German and Swedish.
Evan
Dried whitefish usually code cod is decent.
Mike
Cod's decent.
Evan
Wait, they dry it and then they rehydrate it.
Mike
But yeah, one of my grandpa's like, yeah, we're having lutefisk pudding. I'm like, you should never make pudding out of fish ever. Ever.
Ben
What about tapioca? You guys like tapioca?
Dalton
Absolutely. The best pudding.
Ben
I love tapioca.
Mike
Yeah, it's interesting. It did get a little. I got thrown off one time when they were like, yeah, it's frog eyes and stuff in there. Frog eggs, when they put in there. But it's not. It's just like little.
Dalton
I don't know what the hell it is.
Mike
I don't know what it is either. It's like boba, but smaller. I don't know.
Ben
Oh, I love bobas.
Mike
Really?
Ken
Yeah.
Ben
Those are so good.
Mike
I don't know if I love bobas. I'VE never tried it actually.
Ben
What? You never tried a boba?
Dalton
What's a boba?
Ben
It's like the little balls that like dissolve in your mouth and they give
Mike
you extra big straws.
Ryan
Pause.
Ben
Oh, but you get it for like, you could get it like Fruity Tutti or whatever too.
Dalton
What kind of bars are you.
Ryan
Yeah, you know, you know those balls
Ben
at Fruity Tootie yogurt place.
Evan
Tootie Fruity Tootie.
Ben
Fruity Fruity whatever.
Ryan
Fruity Tootie.
Ken
Ben's favorite bar.
Ben
Damn. That's us.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
We should sauce.
Mike
Probably run some tapioca back.
Dalton
Butterscotch pudding, though.
Mike
What?
Dalton
Tapioca all day?
Mike
Well, I mean, if you had.
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Mike
You're ranking them. Sure. But like, you're just not gonna eat butterscotch pudding. So good.
Ben
Well, boys, I hate to interrupt a good conversation. I bought a car.
Mike
No, don't tell me now.
Evan
You're just gonna tell us before you get it.
Ken
No, you got it.
Mike
Okay. Also.
Ben
You guys want me to tell you?
Ryan
No.
Evan
Honestly, no.
Ken
Yes.
Evan
No.
Mike
Yes.
Evan
Absolutely not. I just want to wait till you have it.
Dalton
All right, Ken.
Ben
So I will. I will say this. It's in Florida. We're going to have to travel to go and get it. I think it's. I think it's better to go there.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
Get it from the dealer and then mob it around Florida.
Mike
Yeah. And it's better than it being in like bum tits somewhere else where we would never travel. We're going to go to Florida.
Ben
We are going to Florida. We're going to Florida in a couple weeks.
Mike
Yeah.
Ryan
Cletus's race.
Mike
Right?
Ben
I mean, I could.
Evan
No, don't. Don't tell everyone. That ruins the surprise.
Ken
We'll just let everyone guess.
Mike
I think I like not knowing. Unless it.
Ben
Okay, I won't tell you. I won't tell you.
Evan
I can assume what it is, but I just. It's more fun not knowing.
Ryan
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Evan
Little red rigs.
Ken
It's a red Volkswagen Beetle.
Mike
Well, I mean, yeah, we can probably guess. Also, we all share the C Boys YouTube account. So when I get in my truck this morning, like I'm on the C boys account. It keeps our for you page very fun. And you guys know who Doug demero is. He reviews cars. So I like start my truck and Doug demuro reviewing a car that I won't name because I don't want to maybe spoil it. I don't know if that's it was you watching it and it. I just watched the whole video on my drive just reviewing a car.
Ken
You know, I actually do that quite a bit it too because with YouTube Premium you can just lock it. So like it was soothing. There's like YouTube videos I will just listen to just cuz like I don't really got the time to watch but like I can still listen and get the gist of it.
Mike
I have like a little magnet on the center console. I like peek over every once in a while. But yeah, it was so fun. I was listening to Doug Demiro. He has podcasts. But I was listening to his review like a podcast. I was just cracking me up.
Ben
You guys know how like Instagram has the for you page or your. Your discover page and you can scroll through and whatever is on the discover
Mike
page is like what you are.
Ben
That is your personality for the time being.
Mike
Right.
Ben
Like mine is a certain car. Bernie's Mountain Dogs. I don't.
Ken
I don't know.
Mike
Actually Ben showed me and it's like an absurd amount of Bernie's Mountain.
Dalton
Yeah, yeah.
Ben
So it's this car, Bernie's Mountain Dogs and then houses.
Mike
Let's just.
Ken
Just everyone has to open, take a screenshot and that's the.
Dalton
Whatever.
Ken
The first thing there is, Evan, is
Ben
like, I plead the pit and then
Ken
send it to Ryan.
Mike
Okay. Mine's looking pretty good actually.
Ryan
It kind of is making me look like I'm looks maxing. The top one is how to reach your full attractiveness potential.
Ken
I'm not surprised. Let me see.
Ben
Evan Screech.
Dalton
Why is that?
Ben
That Kind of like says what your personality is at the time, being what you're interested in. But being that we all share the same YouTube account, whenever I go onto the YouTube page and I scroll, I see what everyone else is interested in.
Mike
Kind of guess who's watching.
Ben
Oh, yeah, I know. Like, oh, Mike's looking at getting an exhaust for his Viper. CJ must be trying to figure out what to invest in for stocks. Mike is looking up bitcoin stuff or Ryan's looking up bitcoin. It's like I can just scroll through and know exactly. And also just going to the searches too.
Mike
Oh, the searches are very incriminating. I mean, not actually, but I feel
Dalton
like I might have influenced the music that the.
Ben
Oh, yeah, and the music.
Mike
Yep, yep.
Ben
The music taste. Lil Peep music video popped up. Oh, Evan and Dalton must have been playing pool last night.
Mike
Yep.
Ben
Yeah.
Mike
There's so much good stuff on there. I love it. I really enjoy sharing an account with you guys.
Ben
I mean, yeah, I think it's. I think we. It's overall a pretty good curated feed.
Mike
Yeah, I mean, we all are into
Ben
similar things pretty often though. Like, CJ will send a video in the chat that I've already watched because it's just like we're just on the same algorithm, so it's serving the same stuff.
Ryan
It happens a lot in the Instagram group chats that we have. Like, you'll send something and then like three things above that I will have sent it or someone else will send it.
Ben
Okay, so let's see. We'll. We'll know in the next couple weeks what the car is.
Mike
Heck yeah.
Ben
I think it's. I think it's more fun like that if I.
Ken
Everyone's got a gag.
Evan
Are you driving it back or you haven't shipped?
Ben
Well, I mean, I'll have it shipped. We'll go. We'll go and take delivery of it in Florida. Film a video. Unless everyone else buys cars in Florida.
Ryan
I'll buy a car in Florida. It's gonna remove a couple zeros from what you bought. But I'll buy something in Florida.
Mike
I would too. That'd be fun. We don't all have to.
Ken
Everyone buys like thousand dollar cars and then Ben's got like this. Another minivan.
Ben
Mike.
Mike
Yeah. I was like, we, we. There's passenger seats we could roll together.
Evan
I was looking at an auction site this morning and like one of the auction places in Texas is literally just pickup truck after pickup truck, and the one in Miami is just like strictly exotic sports cars. It was kind of sick to watch.
Ryan
I'm actually really jealous that you got into that. I've been trying to get into the vehicle auctions forever, except for, I don't know, it's hard to find a deal on there. I thought it was just cheap cars, but it's really not.
Evan
I was amazed, like, what these pickups are going for. Like, they're buying these trucks at auction for, like, what People are buying them either brand new or used. Like, they're not making that much money.
Ben
What is it?
Mike
This auction site called?
Ryan
Manheim.
Mike
Manheim. So that's pretty known, right? Yeah, the. So, like, when you're buying it from there, it's like buying it kind of like from a dealer.
Ken
It's.
Mike
Right. It's a little bit like.
Ken
It was like, you have to be a dealer.
Ben
Dealer to dealer to dealer.
Evan
It was like just a generic at 4, 2500. Went for like $110,000. It's like, there's nothing special about this.
Mike
Ken was showing me. I've never seen anything like it. You know, like, if you went on. Let's say you're bouncing between cars and bids and bring a trailer and you wanted a Rolls Royce, it's going to be like, one every couple months maybe. I don't know. Not often. And Ken shows me. He's like, watch this. He types in rolls Royce. There's 22 rolls Royce is like, either up for auction or about to be up for auction or within the next month.
Ryan
That'd be a sick commuter car for you.
Mike
I'm gonna need a roll.
Ben
Mike buys a Rolls Royce.
Mike
There's just. There's, like, levels to it.
Ken
Mike would buy, like, a 2001 Rolls Royce.
Ryan
Still sick.
Ken
That's like.
Evan
I was looking. Those Conan they had on there were sick. Like, there was a couple.
Dalton
Cool.
Ryan
They're a half a million dollar car.
Evan
No, these things are going for, like 180 to 200.
Ben
That's a Ken car.
Ryan
That is a camp.
Ben
A Rolls Royce. Cullinan knew.
Evan
They're like half a million.
Ken
Someone driving him around, what a drop. He doesn't drive.
Ben
Oh, yeah. I think those tanked.
Evan
Those. Those things tank like a rock.
Ben
I think most cars do more than others.
Ryan
Unless you sell or never sell. Never lose if you don't sell.
Ben
Good point.
Ryan
Speaking of, I got rug pulled.
Ben
Ah, you were so rich.
Ken
Yes.
Mike
What happened would be the definition of it.
Ryan
Yeah, I think so. So my girlfriend Alondra sent me this tik tok, and it was like some chick talking, and she was like, this Is going to make you rich. Buy this crypto. It's something. It's tied in with the oil reserves, I don't know, complete. And I go, h it. Okay, I'll. I'll throw a little money on it. So I. I watched it, and it slowly is growing throughout the day. Like 2x3x4.4x. I'm like, I'm a genius. This is awesome. I look at it and it jumps up to 11x. I had 11x my money, and everyone was telling me to sell prior when I was at, like, 2x.
Ben
Yeah, well, so keep in mind, we're sitting in a meeting and Ryan is like, holy boys. I bought this meme coin and it's worth $4,000 right now.
Mike
It's quatted.
Ben
And we're like, how much did you put in?
Ryan
They quatted.
Ben
He's like, $1,000. And we're. We're all like, sell, bro, sell. And he's like, no, it could go up more. 25 minutes later, he goes, Holy boys, it's worth $11,000. And we're like, sell, bro, sell. And he's like, imagine if I would have sold when you told me to last time. I'm riding it. And we're like, okay, he's got a good point, I guess. And then probably, what, eight minutes later, you were like. You were like. And it's worth $3,000 again.
Mike
So you're still up? Please tell me.
Ryan
Yeah, I'm up.
Mike
He held.
Ryan
I'm up 3,600 bucks.
Ken
Do you think it's.
Evan
Oh, so you're still holding?
Ryan
Plus, I sell my thousand diamond hands.
Ben
Ryan.
Ryan
Yeah, I'm just gonna keep hanging on. But it was such a ride, dude.
Evan
That was. It was crazy.
Ryan
11x. It was like gambling. But I mean.
Ben
Yeah, but you actually made money for the first time ever.
Ryan
Exactly. Yeah, exactly. It was like running roulette. But instead, I picked the right number for a little bit. That was pretty lit. Honestly, I bought a couple other ones too, because I was like, this is fun. They keep going up. This one's up 170, 68% since I bought it.
Ken
What?
Ben
It actually amazing.
Ken
What are you buying, right?
Ryan
I can't really say. Don't even want to say because they
Ken
are complete tank by the garbage.
Ryan
Let's put it this way. One is this bullshit tied to the oil thing, which is absolutely not. And then the other one is named after one of the new emojis that apple just released.
Ben
What's like the market cap on these?
Ryan
Well, it changes. I own 477,000 of this one. And I didn't put nearly that much money in the market. Cap is because keep in mind million. There's a billion billion in the circulating supply.
Mike
Some of these meme coins are worth, you know, like one coin is like.00001 fractions of it.
Evan
I'm still diamond hands in Doge as you have to. I genuinely have to, because I bought it at 43 cents and it's now worth less than 10.
Mike
That was the first time I'd ever heard of a crypto meme coin. Well, that too. A shitcoin anything.
Ben
I mean, you had to have heard about bitcoin back. We were buying Bitcoin in 2016 and
Mike
R. When did you buy Doge?
Evan
We were at a dinner and Ben and I were like, jokingly buying and selling it. And then I bought it and then it just tanked you.
Ben
Have you heard of day trading?
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
Yeah. So Ken and I were dinner.
Mike
Oh, I do remember that though. The first time that I. I bought Ethereum on Coinbase in Ryan's basement back in like 2017, a while ago.
Ryan
Yeah. It was awesome.
Mike
Yeah. And it did not pay off really well.
Ben
What if you would have held onto it?
Mike
I mean, I did still have it
Ken
roughly worth around the same.
Mike
I went up like a thousand bucks. Yeah.
Ken
Ethereum with inflation, dude, not. Not a good investment.
Evan
Yeah.
Mike
At the time, I just wish I would have bought bitcoin. Ethereum did nothing. Bitcoin did something with Bitcoin.
Ken
Actually, as low as it is right now, if you bought Bitcoin in 2021, you actually would have paid more than what it's worth right now.
Mike
Yeah, Ben, like, it did go up, but I remember I bought like one Ethereum for like $1,200. And what's it at now?
Ken
1900.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Bad investment.
Ben
I see your point, Mike. You bought right at this little peak right here because that's way. It's like back down to 100 for
Mike
not knowing your things. People are like, yeah, Ethereum is like. It's like the little. Little little brother to bitcoin. I'm like, okay, that's gonna be good then too. But it just like, didn't.
Ben
When Ryan was saying that about the. The meme coin that he was buying yesterday, I was like, the only people that make money on any kind of meme coin is the people that find about. Finding find out about it early. Or the people make it or that make it, obviously. And that's the rug pull. But it seems crazy that Your girlfriend, of all people, would be like, she's
Ryan
tuned in on TikTok, on the pulse, on Tik Tok.
Ben
It doesn't seem like in her realm of. On her for you page.
Ryan
I think it was extremely inflammatory statements like, trump is going to make you rich with this meme stock. You know, like.
Ken
Well, you actually kind of followed through to some degree if you would have sold.
Ryan
Yeah, it did kind of work. Still up 300%, which, if you were thinking about if it was a safe investment, would be crazy.
Mike
Can't put a price on that.
Ryan
You really can't. Speaking of really poor investments, I have a stat that may. May surprise you, but may not. About Minneapolis. Minneapolis users spent 14.3 million, which is more than any other Midwest City. In 2025, Minneapolis is ranked as the fifth highest spending per capita city in the country.
Ben
On of.
Ryan
On of.
Ken
Some horny over there, huh?
Ben
Yeah, they got a bunch of bread down there all the day, all the daycares.
Dalton
Free money.
Ben
Spend that money somehow, Dude, I'd be blown.
Dalton
Yeah, so might just be a way of, like, washing the money. They're just washing it into, like, their own accounts.
Ken
Oh, true.
Ben
Oh, that's a good point.
Ryan
Do you unlock a new scale?
Ken
Wow, that was actually a good point.
Ben
Maybe that. Maybe.
Ryan
Maybe that's what it is.
Ken
There's got to be.
Ben
Next thing you know, cuts.
Ken
Evan's on the news. They're like, we have Evan Chef here
Ben
to bring you another.
Ken
He's a different perspective that we haven't thought of.
Ben
Nick. Shirley comes and interviews Evan. So what was that point you were saying about the. Of course.
Mike
Yeah.
Dalton
I have, like, zero proof, zero facts. I just threw a random conspiracy out there. My God, he's on to something.
Ryan
It's good for a couple million views on Tick Tock.
Evan
Hey, some of these crazy ones, they turned out to be true. You never know.
Ben
That is true.
Ryan
I was gonna bring up a crazy conspiracy, but I think it should.
Ben
What's it regarding?
Ryan
Well, that the moon is cheese.
Dalton
Oh, that is.
Ken
That's the stupidest theory I've ever heard. The moon is cheese. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Evan
How do you know it's not?
Ken
That's a good point, Ken.
Evan
Have you ever been there?
Mike
Oh, I suppose. And it's that.
Ken
No way.
Mike
And it's that color because it's already moldy.
Ryan
Yeah.
Mike
You know, like the Statue of Liberty.
Ken
Can you imagine one giant thing of cheese floating in space?
Dalton
Have you never watched Wallace and Gromit?
Ben
No.
Dalton
There's a Whole episode on this. They build a rocket ship, stock it full of crackers, and shoot up to the moon because they were all out of cheese at home.
Mike
That's peak claymation right there.
Ben
So, Ryan.
Ryan
Yeah, bud?
Ben
We actually got a game for you.
Dalton
Oh.
Ken
Oh.
Ben
All right, Jack, if you want to bring these in.
Mike
O.
Ryan
Is it piss?
Dalton
Bull piss.
Ryan
Okay, I know what this is.
Mike
This looks fun.
Ryan
All right.
Mike
All right.
Ben
Ryan is our in house Mountain Dew lover. So in front of him, we have five different variations of Mountain Dew. The first one being Sundrop, second one being Mellow Yellow, Shasta, Mountain Rush, Mountain Dew, and Mountain Lightning.
Mike
All righty.
Ben
They're all mixed up. We're gonna see if he knows the difference between any of them. Shasta.
Mike
Dang, I almost forgot about Sundrop.
Ken
Remember Shasta? And which is the one Evan peed in?
Ben
Was that number three?
Dalton
Which one? Did I not?
Ken
Oh.
Mike
Oh, gosh. Do you remember the Snoop Dogg ads for Sundrop?
Ben
Drop it like it's hot.
Ryan
Should I throw out a guess just based on appearance?
Ben
I mean, that would be insane if you. If I totally did. Not the visual.
Dalton
I think you should do it. And we. Whatever. But we can't.
Mike
Yeah, yeah. But then it also would be insane if you, like, got them almost right or all right. By appearance and then tasted them and then got them all wrong or something.
Ryan
This is gonna be hard. Yeah, it's gonna be really hard.
Ben
Right down. Down in your notes.
Ryan
It tastes like off brand, I'll give you that.
Evan
Is it still carbonated, or do they get flats already?
Ryan
They're still carbonated.
Ken
Okay.
Ryan
I'm rocking Mountain Mountain Rush with that.
Mike
You can drink them all. You could switch them around.
Dalton
You know, set it, like, on the choice.
Mike
Yes. For now. You can switch these around later.
Ken
Ooh, he's got Mountain Dew out of the way.
Ryan
This isn't my final answer, Right?
Mike
Not final, but he thinks he may have found the Mountain Dew.
Ken
That's probably Sundrop.
Dalton
Maybe we need to get him some nuts or some bread or something.
Ken
I can just tell.
Ben
I mean, this guy loves Mountain Dew.
Evan
Didn't the Sundrop have, like, a distinctly different flavor?
Dalton
Yeah, my Sun Drop is completely different. Not in comparison.
Ken
It's almost like squirt, isn't it?
Ben
Yeah, yeah.
Dalton
Sundrop is like a lemon.
Mike
Lime.
Ben
Okay. Ryan, how you feeling about this?
Ryan
Not good. I'm just really glad none of them were pickle juice. I was really expecting to get a shot of pickle juice on one of these. Okay.
Ben
All right, so let me reiterate this. Ryan loves Mountain Dew. Drinks it every single day. So let's see if he actually knows the difference between all the different variations of Mountain Dew for different brands.
Ryan
This one was actually, surprisingly, Mountain Dewey.
Mike
Wow.
Ben
Wow.
Ken
That would be the Sundrop.
Evan
What makes it Mountain Dewy?
Ben
If it was Mountain Dew.
Mike
But I've heard pretty good things about Mountain Lightning. I wouldn't be surprised if they were pretty close.
Ken
Straight up. Whose favorite drink is Mel?
Dalton
About that.
Mike
Yeah, because. Oh, it's so good for how cheap it is.
Dalton
Yeah, you get it in a 3 liter and it's flat before you even.
Mike
Who buys? Literally, you shouldn't be buying three liter bottles of soda.
Dalton
That's how they sell it.
Mike
But what about cans?
Dalton
Yeah, but like, at the dollar store would sell like, three liters of three
Mike
liter bottle of Faygo. Can't go wrong. Yes, you can.
Ken
You like Mountain Lightning? Ev.
Ben
No.
Dalton
Oh, not particularly. I mean, I drank it as a kid. My grandma would buy like, three liters of pop, and they'd just be so flat by the time you get into them.
Ryan
Okay, I gotta admit, complete hip shot. I was hoping that they were going to be like, Mountain Dew diet and, like, a couple other things like that, as opposed to just Mountain Dew and Mountain dude knockoffs.
Mike
That'll be for a sequel. We can do different variations of Mountain Dew.
Dalton
How will you know which one? Code Red and Limewire and.
Ryan
Well, yeah, you're right. That would be pretty easy.
Ben
Okay, the guesses are in. How you feeling?
Ryan
Did I get any right?
Ben
You did.
Ryan
Okay, six.
Dalton
If you confused Mellow Yellow, that's for actual Mountain Dew. That's gonna be like.
Ryan
That's gonna be a. Yeah, that's gonna be.
Mike
No way.
Ken
All right, Ryan, to be fair, I
Ryan
never drink any of them other than Mountain Dew.
Mike
As a Mountain Dew guy, you're not drinking any of these.
Ryan
Okay. Yep, I. I'm locked in. Lock it in.
Ben
All right, I will say this, Ryan. You got two out of five.
Mike
Okay?
Ken
Not just like, Evan and his beer.
Ben
And arguably the two that you should have gotten. Right.
Ryan
Damn it, you did.
Ben
Oh. Let's go. All right, the first one you said Mountain Rush.
Ryan
Yep.
Ben
That's Sundrop. Okay, so you got that one wrong. The second one you said is mellow Yellow. It's mellow yellow.
Ken
Let's go yellow.
Ben
The third one you said was Mountain Lightning. It's actually Mountain Rush. The fourth one you said was Mountain Dew.
Ken
Yep, It's Mountain Dew.
Ryan
Yes. Let's go.
Ben
His Sun Drop. It's actually Mountain Lightning. So the two that you should have got right. You did get right, Ryan. And you're actually a Mountain Dew guy.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ben
Congratulations. Congratulations.
Ryan
And the best part is, is I got to drink a bunch of Mountain Dew during this podcast.
Ben
Dude, how could it get any better?
Ryan
I'm all hyped up on Reboot and Mountain Dew.
Dalton
I hope they can, like, get along together.
Ryan
Oh, what do you mean? A lot of carbonation?
Ben
Reboot, Mountain Dew.
Dalton
I don't know. They just might be, like, chemicals or something in them that don't.
Ryan
This one is distinctly Mountain Dew. Like, this one, when I drank it, I was like, this one is Mountain Dew. Like, it felt. The way it interacts with your body.
Ben
You just feel it gave you tingles.
Ryan
Yeah.
Ken
So that.
Ryan
That was awesome.
Mike
I do.
Ryan
I feel like I should have played Sundrop. Right. But, you know, you live and you learn.
Ben
Well, it's all right. I think you did pretty good. Congrats, Ryan.
Ken
Thanks.
Mike
But nice.
Ben
Yeah, I've brought it up, but we. We just dropped an energy drink called Reboot Wide Open. In collaboration with Reboot, we got three of our own flavors. They're amazing. We've been drinking it for the last, like, six to nine months probably. And, yeah, we're stoked. It's so good.
Mike
So they come in tubs or packets. The packets are obviously more convenient. The tubs, you get a lot more. So each serving is 140 milligrams of caffeine. So it's nothing too crazy, but I'd say it's like, the perfect amount. But if you have a tub of it, you can mix it stronger if you want, or lighter.
Ben
Yeah, it's cool, though. I mean, we love energy drinks, and we've wanted to do something in the energy drink space for a long time, and Reboot as a partner just made the most sense. And also, most energy drinks are really unhealthy for you. And Reboot is not. Is. Which is great. It's got creatine and it's got alpha gpc. Yeah. So you get, like, mental clarity. You get focus. You get, obviously, the energy boost from the. The caffeine, and it's. It's not bad for you.
Ryan
I love that Alex. I was talking to her this weekend. She's like, when CJ drinks Reboot, he. He's like, talkative. Yeah, You. You get talk.
Ken
I get pretty talkative. Yeah.
Mike
But I mean, the biggest thing for me was, like, the convenience, cuz, like, I would make special trips to the gas station just to grab energy drinks for the next day or day or two. And now, like, I don't do that. You just mix it on the spot and you're good.
Ben
It's way cheaper, too.
Mike
Wherever you have water, you can make it.
Ryan
The packet thing, at first, we were all a little skeptical, but it really. Once you just start carrying around a
Ken
water bottle, I always have a water bottle with me.
Mike
Same. Or if you can have reusable water bottles. Yeah.
Ben
The thing about it, though, is it just tastes so good. Like, all the flavors for the original, like, reboot packet that you can get. You can get seven flavors in it. But we test it all.
Ken
It was fun. We had a bunch of flavors.
Mike
I think we tested, like, 20 different flavors. And so we'll.
Ken
We'll.
Mike
We'll probably come out with different ones and, like, limited edition flavors and, like, staple flavors. And I don't know. There's 10 to choose from right now. Three reboot wide open flavors.
Ben
But everyone that we've had try it, that's, like, obviously the first thing that they say is, wow, this tastes amazing. Which is obviously what you want to hear. And it doesn't have a bunch of preservatives and, like, color.
Ken
It's about as clean as it gets.
Ryan
Yeah.
Evan
No artificial dyes or flavors.
Ryan
So straight off the spec sheet, Kenny,
Ken
do you see this right here? That's from you, Ben. I'm still bleeding from when this dude cut me two, three days ago with his knife because he's. He's not certified, and he's flinging it around.
Dalton
That's why there's a old band aid on the floor.
Ken
I took it off because I. It was sliding off. I was going to pick it up, but was I going to put it
Ben
in trouble for a.
Dalton
This isn't a swimming pool. You can't just leave your band aids floating around.
Ken
Where did you want me to put it? I was not going to put it right here. And then. So I just threw it on the floor. I'll pick it up so you can
Evan
forget it on the floor.
Ken
I would say I made the least amount of mess at anyone.
Ben
Yeah, I'm not proud of this, cj.
Mike
But you didn't just whip it out and stab the guy.
Ben
He put his hand into my knife.
Ken
Hey, as the knife holder, it's your responsibility to make sure you don't cut anyone. Unless you're purposely trying.
Dalton
Digress a little. Ben, you have a knife. You don't need to yell.
Ken
Yeah, watch out, Evan. He might cut you.
Evan
I know.
Ken
It's flinging around.
Ben
I had the knife obviously flicked, and I was.
Evan
You're stabbing.
Ben
I wasn't Stabbing. I had it static. It was static.
Ken
I'm in the middle of opening.
Ben
CJ put his hand into my knife.
Ken
I think I was already opening it. He came in with a knife and just cut.
Ben
He was flinging his hand around, and I just so happened to be flicked.
Ken
It's called snapped, Ben.
Ben
Snapped.
Ken
Sorry.
Ben
Yeah, I don't know.
Ken
He's not. You don't even say it right.
Ben
Well, I'm not a knife guy. I just. I was gifted a knife. C.J. gave me this knife.
Ken
So I'm starting to regret it.
Ben
But. Dude, how many people have tried giving you a knife in the last two weeks? A lot.
Mike
Well, here's the thing. How many more are gonna. That's what I imagine.
Ken
I. I actually really appreciate it. There's so many. I'm very surprised at how many people that watch our videos and listen to our podcasts are knife guys. And there's a lot of, like, custom knife builders. And like, a lot of people want to build me a knife and give it to me. And, like, I really appreciate it. And I've. I've received so many, though, just in the short amount of time that I don't want. People, like, spend their time and money building me a custom knife because I have almost too many now. Like, I went from just like, discovering this new hobby, and now I have 80 knives. And I've been, like, trying to, like, every day gift them to other people and whatever. And then I really appreciate everyone who reaches out and, like, wants to either send me a knife or whatever. It's really nice. You. But just give it to someone else. But yeah, it's. It's crazy. It's the amount of people that seem to love the knife stuff because.
Ryan
Yeah.
Mike
And I gotta say, if I didn't,
Ken
I didn't expect that.
Mike
If you are gonna gift CJ a knife, it shouldn't be a fixed blade knife as there's a time and place.
Ken
A lot of knives blade knives, but
Mike
you can't snap a fixed blade knife.
Evan
I want to see CJ have a knife for every day of the year if he can grow his collection of that.
Ken
I don't even have anywhere to put them right now.
Ryan
You could build an armory in your house.
Ben
Well, like, what are you.
Ken
Because I know that I'm very limited on space.
Mike
Kind of a shame.
Ken
Living at my house.
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Dalton
She get some glass cases and have it set up, like, know a knife shop.
Ben
So that is the thing.
Ken
You walk into my house, it looks like it's like a knife Shop doesn't
Dalton
have to be by the front.
Ken
I'm standing behind him. Like, which one you want to see?
Mike
He's got a cash register for some reason.
Ben
The kitchen counter. You. You hollow out the inside of it.
Ken
Oh, I am remodeling. I could do that, right?
Evan
Just throw out all your plans to the basement and turn that into your little knife gallery.
Ryan
It'd be a write off.
Dalton
You got to have a man cave somewhere in that house turn into a knife shelter.
Ben
I don't know if you can write off a passion, Ryan. Yeah, yeah,
Ken
it is funny. I saw this video the other day. It was like, when people say it's a write off, like, oh, yeah, just. Just buy it. It's right off. Yeah, well, I still have to pay for it, buddy. It still costs money. It's. The government's not just paying me to, like, I'm not just not. It's not free money. It's not really the same, but.
Ben
Oh, it's a write off. It's free.
Mike
Yeah. And I love when people joke about that. And some. It's interesting to think some people actually think a write off means that it's free.
Ken
When it boils down to it, yeah, there's definitely benefits, but it's not like it's just free.
Ryan
All the write offs I've been writing off weren't free.
Ken
I'm still bleeding, Ben. I'm bleeding. I'm going have to go in. Just kidding.
Evan
I'm not going to get stitches like three days ago.
Ben
How crazy would that be?
Mike
I would roast you for the next year and a half.
Ben
You got stitches, goes in and they
Ryan
put the band aid on them in the. In the hospital. They just put line for five hours and they go, yep, here's a little Neosporin and a superhero band aid.
Ben
Just give it to me straight, Doc. Am I gonna lose it? Lose it?
Dalton
Am I ever gonna be able to snap it again?
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Ken
Stash people.
Ben
A bunch of new friends.
Ken
A lot of new people just hitting me up, offering to make me knives, offering to send me knives, tell me what knives to get. And then also just like, friends that I'm like, friends with on Snapchat will just, like, send me throughout the day, like a video. Them just snapping it. Like, I got a buddy who's an electrician. He just sent me one the other day. Him and his Milwaukee knife just snapped it and then like.
Ben
Well, that's what I've been seeing now. So many people on Tick Tock, like, snapping it. You're. You're like the snap guy.
Mike
Yeah, it's.
Ben
It's just a video of somebody snapping it. And it's tagged CJ Lozer. Yeah, I really.
Ken
That's awesome, man. I'd take honor.
Mike
Yeah. I mean, that's a hell of a lot cooler than freaking hot dogs play that much.
Ben
Everyone's got their thing, you know, you have snap, the knives. Mike, you got hot dogs.
Ken
Ryan, you got the hair and the
Mike
Mountain Dew and the singing.
Ben
Have you been seeing the hair comments? What are the comments?
Ken
What are the comments saying?
Ben
I just had a podcast just. They are literally just saying, like, nice hair. I like that it's a compliment if anything, but.
Mike
But it might not be, but you never know.
Ken
I think I wish I had hair. Like, you rhyme.
Ben
I would been seeing comments that literally just say hair.
Ryan
That's pretty funny.
Ben
Like, there's nothing to it. It's just hair.
Ryan
I was just in a podcast sales meeting with, like, all of the people that, like, work on the back end of the podcast. There's like 35 people in the meeting. And the lady who was, like, running it was like, yep, this is what the Life podcast talks about. And recently, Ryan's hair sitting there in
Ken
the meeting, his hair up, like, slicking it back.
Ben
Like, if I would have been.
Ryan
Got to explain an inside joke to him. My hair does look crazy. So I'm like, oh, fuck.
Mike
And if we would have been in on it, we would maybe laugh a little bit, but you're just like. They're like, yeah, tell us about that.
Ken
Well, this is my hair, so I like sponsorship, bro.
Ryan
Who's going to sponsor me?
Ben
Yeah, well, right. Cbdcj.
Ken
I did write you a new song about.
Ben
He's been cooking. Yeah.
Ken
Have you heard it really?
Ryan
No, I haven't. I must not have Recorded the master.
Ken
Well, so on one of the reboots, I believe it's the raspberry iced tea flavor. There's a scan code, and if you scan that, it brings you to a new Quad album.
Ben
That's right.
Ryan
That I've been working very hard on.
Ken
Actually, most. Most songs I. I wrote and produced, but one of them, actually, Jack. Jack did, really? Yeah, Jack. So I'll actually play you the one Jack wrote first here.
Ryan
I. I do want to say, before we move on, a quads profile has 11,000 monthly listeners on Spotify.
Ken
Great. Well, you're going to have to add these songs.
Ben
Congrats.
Ken
Good job, Ryan. Proud of you, man.
Ryan
Thanks, bud.
Ken
You worked very hard for this. All right, so anyways, this is Quad Life. Jack made this one. I'm going to just kind of skip around through it. But it's a lit song. It's a lit song. Okay.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Quad in the building.
Ben
SE Boys tv, let's ride.
Ryan
Little shout out. You guys have to pay for that.
Ben
I love my quad get engine go loud Mud on the T. Snow flying
Mike
in the cloud Four wheel spinning While
Ben
I'm ripping through the town See Boys tv. Yeah, we shutting it down. I love my quad.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
The throttle stay pin full sand rider with the whole dang crew in life wide open.
Ken
Yeah.
Ben
You know, that's the bow. Ain't nothing in the world like riding my quad.
Ken
All right, I'm gonna just fast forward to a spot that really threw me for a loop that Jack had wrote.
Mike
Okay.
Ryan
Is Jack.
Ken
It threw me for a loop because I just wasn't expecting. But it's really funny.
Ryan
Okay.
Ken
And I mean, you know, I guess he's kind of.
Ben
I don't know.
Ken
This is a song about you, Ryan. How much you love your quad and the things you do on it.
Mike
Gosh dang.
Ben
It was almost. Bro, bro.
Ken
So funny. Oh, my God.
Ben
We were listening to it back, and Jack was like, all right, I got one. I got one written here. We're listening to that. Have a little gay twist to it. Yeah.
Ken
It is a quad song, I guess. I mean, it makes sense.
Dalton
The only thing I noticed it was missing is, like, a line about I left my key on, so my battery's dead.
Ken
There was some lines about hidden reverse, but it just wasn't really working, you know, like, have, like, being a reverse quad guy, you know, like, need to have reverse on a quad.
Mike
So you pulled that one?
Ken
No, it just didn't flow that one. No, no. Key stuff.
Ben
I think we did. We did pull it, though, Ryan.
Ken
We did we? I. I told Jack might not be
Ryan
good for quads brand.
Ken
I told Jack, I said, hey man, like we really gotta probably take the gayness out of that one. Like I just take like it's a great song. It's a great song and I'm just envisioning like, you know, and there's nothing wrong with being gay, but I just envision most of our listeners and viewers like listening to it in their vehicle and like who really wants to as a straight man listen to a song about pretty boys over there, you know?
Mike
Yeah, it's just not true.
Ken
Or like a cute dude standing on the dock over there.
Ben
I guess I was more thinking about it from Ryan. Yeah, yeah, true.
Ken
I was thinking for like mass.
Ben
The mass listen, if they're listening to
Dalton
a song about four wheelers, they might.
Ken
Possible. Yeah.
Ben
But that was the thing too is like Ken kept pushing this, you know, new direction and like rhetoric on the producers, you know, because he's trying to get.
Evan
We're trying to appeal to the masses and you know, just try and get these album listens up and.
Ken
But I don't want to, I don't want to put something out there that the fans aren't going to like.
Evan
We're trying to show who quad really
Ken
is and all about just maximizing revenue and distribution. I'm over here.
Evan
I don't want to People all of a genuine.
Mike
On your own time here.
Ken
Yeah, we're going to.
Evan
People are all about the like the genuine thing, things that quad wants to sing about. And I, I just think pulling that's going to be. People want to hear what quad really wants to hear.
Ken
Let's just imagine you don't even listen to the podcast. You scan that, that raspberry ice tea thing. It brings you to quads thing. There's a picture of Ryan with his hair and it's all slicked back. It's all slick back. And then you're like listening to the song. You're like, damn, this is actually a good ass song. You're now two minutes in and starts talking about there's a cute boy over there. You're like, did I hear that right?
Ben
But then it keeps going. It keeps going.
Ken
Like maybe I didn't hear that right. And then all of a sudden it's like cruising past some boys at the gas station. They're screaming, no way. And then it goes. Pretty boys love a man with the quad. I think be like, all right, I'm not.
Ryan
Can you just unintention perform that in front of grandpa Ron.
Evan
What.
Ken
What the.
Evan
I think we just unintentionally, like, made a song that people are gonna be like, searching for for the next couple years unless we.
Ken
So do we leave this? What do you guys think?
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We.
Ken
I mean, we have the option. We have a. We have a. We have a version where the pretty boys and the cute boys staring are.
Evan
I think we. We gotta save it. Coded the album.
Mike
There you go.
Ben
This guy's always maximizing profit.
Ken
What do you think about. What do you want? What do you want?
Ryan
I'd prefer the. The quad.
Ken
Your face is on the.
Mike
Where instead of boys, they say girls.
Ryan
Yeah. I mean, maybe. Maybe just focus on what's important, which
Evan
is the showing authentic quad.
Ken
The song talks about quads for three minutes. And, I mean, I will say that sometimes the. The boy factor with the quads does come with it.
Ryan
Who was the cute boy you were writing about, Jack?
Ken
Was it you?
Mike
Hey.
Ken
He's just a ghost rider. He's just a ghost rider.
Mike
That's pretty sweet, though. I did forget about that. The QR code on the Raspberry T does pretty sick.
Ken
I think every QR code actually brings you to a different thing, but. So you have to buy them, scan them, see what it does. But, I mean, you can listen to Riot, to Quad on Spotify, Apple Music, anywhere that you can listen to music. You don't have to buy the reboot.
Evan
Maybe for the next. Next album, we'll. We'll show the full release of the song, the original cut.
Ken
There's another song blowing me out here. There is another song here that. That we don't even need to play, but it's. It's another song that I wrote. It goes back to your rock sl. Screo. Sl. Punk style that, you know, you became famous for. And it's called Hands off the Hair. Quads Law.
Ryan
All right.
Mike
I can't.
Ryan
I can't wait to hear the final version on this.
Ben
Just give it, like, a little preview. Okay.
Ken
Yeah. Just a taste or even taste.
Mike
Just the intro. The intro of Hummerheart goes so hard.
Ken
You see the curls.
Dalton
But you don't understand. But you don't understand the rules. This ain't just hair.
Ben
This is quiet.
Ken
Kind of like motley cru.
Ben
Yeah.
Ryan
I'm really glad because you guys. You guys could have done me so much dirtier with the lyrics. Like, I just. Every time the lyrics go, I'm like, oh, man. This is what rhymes.
Ken
There is one. One of my favorite lines is. Let me see if I can get to it.
Ben
Ken is obviously not Trying to work hard during. He has to. So as Ken's or as a quad's agent, you know, he's been trying to get him gigs for the summer, but he doesn't want to be like working every weekend. So he's just been asking like an astronomical rate to try and get just one person to get my bread up. Right.
Ken
So he has his bread up.
Evan
Quad is in high demand, Extremely high demand. We've only got select openings left.
Ken
So I actually had a friend hit me up. They wanted you to play at their little brother's 15th birthday party. It was a family birthday party.
Mike
That sounds about right.
Ken
Last Sunday I said I don't think. Think it's gonna happen.
Evan
Sorry, he's already booked up.
Ken
Well, also Ken. Ken's gonna get pissed if. If I start booking him and then it's like I'm cutting him out.
Evan
Quads. Quad's exclusive. We can't have him going to every little event left and right.
Ken
Imagine Ryan just showing up on his own time by himself with his one speaker and the Bluetooth mic to. On a Sunday night to some 15 year old birthday party. That's just the family there. Not even friends. Just a family gathering.
Ben
But if.
Mike
If we really wanted to get it going, could bring two speakers.
Ryan
All right.
Ken
I gotta find this line though.
Ryan
Good. Stereo, audio.
Ken
That's my favorite line. Bathroom counter looks like a salon war zone. Three kinds of gel and a chrome tooth comb.
Mike
Oh, chrome comb.
Ben
Dude, Ryan does not want to give us anything.
Ken
Here, here.
Ben
Oh, he doesn't want to play into this. He's just like. If I don't react, if I don't say anything until.
Ryan
Quit talking. No, no. I love, I love those songs. I think it's. It was a great expression of what the person I have become. Except for some parts. Jack. And then. I think it's. I think it's. I think it's good. I. I think it's. I think it's really good. We're going to expand the audience. You know, I think, I think Basement Riot was received well. Obviously Hummerheart, that's a staple.
Ken
That's.
Ryan
That's mainstream and so it's hard to capture lightning in a bottle so many times, but I think we've done it again.
Ben
Yeah, I mean, it'll be interesting to see where your career goes, Ryan.
Ryan
Yeah, it's just really interesting to see what I will be doing next. I just can't even imagine what I possibly will do. How could we go up from here?
Ben
Oh my God.
Ken
I mean, there's Plenty of places we can go around.
Ryan
Oh, I know.
Evan
We're working on Quad at the Bank Stadium for the fall.
Ken
So opening for like a big concert or something.
Evan
No, no, he's the headliner.
Ken
Let's be real. He's probably going to have to at least be a runner up like today.
Evan
No, no, no. People are that interested in seeing Quad
Ken
live right before some really big person. And then Ryan has to go on right before when everyone's finally filled in, like, waiting. Who's this guy?
Ben
We watched a hockey game at the shop this weekend. A state high school hockey game.
Ken
It was so lit.
Ben
I don't know the last time that we all got together to watch something. And it's. It's pretty funny that it was like. It was a high school game. Minnesota State hockey is like the biggest thing in Minnesota.
Ken
Yeah.
Ben
And more had the school or town just like right down the road from us went there and they were. They're working everyone and they were in the state final. So like the whole crew got together to watch it together and it was lit. Dude.
Ken
There's just nothing like Minnesota high school hockey. They were playing in the XL center where the Wild play. The professional team there was. Every seat was sold out over like 20, 000 people there. For a high school hockey, that's crazy. I mean, it's just insane. And. But both teams that were playing, I mean, they're so good. It's unbelievable how good these players are. I mean, a lot. Like, I think like four different kids from each team are going D1. And I mean, I'm sure they're gonna go to the pretty check, but yeah, it's cool. Yeah, it was fun to watch.
Ryan
It's kind of like how Texas has like high school football. That's really hockey. Hockey is our.
Mike
I mean, I suppose people do that all the time. They transfer schools just for the sport that they're playing. They do that all the time in Morehead.
Ben
Yeah. And Dalton actually used to play for Morehead. So we're like sitting there with them and he's like, oh, yeah.
Ken
These are like, knew those kids.
Ben
My buddies I used to play with. But I think it'd be fun to go if. If they go back next year. I feel like we. We gotta go. That'd be so fun, dude. I know one thing for sure. And people hate Edina. And I don't. Like, you don't even have to be from Minnesota, apparently, because I was looking at like tik toks. They were all on my for you page after watching the Game. There's a bunch of different clips. And I started reading, like the comments on these tik toks of just random Minnesota state hockey teams, like Naughty, Naughty Dinah. And they're all just Dinah. That's kind of funny unrelated to them even playing. And then I read one that was really funny that just said, I'm a 41 year old woman that lives in Arkansas and even I know. Fuck you, Dinah.
Ken
Damn.
Mike
Yeah, I have seen plenty of tiktoks about that.
Dalton
There is a big discrepancy though, in some of these schools. Like, you get a War Road or Roseau or something like, I don't know, because there's obviously what, three different.
Ken
More smaller town categories.
Ryan
Yeah.
Dalton
But I'm saying, yeah, these small towns against these big cities.
Ken
Yeah, it's awesome.
Dalton
Very small money against huge money. And yeah, you get some rivalries going there.
Ken
Which is cool.
Dalton
Which is awesome to see the little guys come out once in a while.
Ken
Yeah. And beat them. Yeah.
Dalton
Because War Road did.
Ben
Yeah.
Ken
War. Yeah.
Mike
So a Dinah has a hockey team.
Ben
Yeah. And they're like, really good.
Ken
I mean, they probably have so many kids going out for their hockey team and make so many cuts. Like, you know, it'd be very hard to make it on high school.
Dalton
What section or is Edina Double A?
Evan
Same as Moorhead.
Dalton
But that wasn't the final game.
Ben
No, they played more, had beat them more.
Evan
Had played a diner the night prior.
Ken
Yeah.
Dalton
Who did they beat in the final?
Ben
Morehead beat?
Dalton
It wasn't Minnetonka.
Ken
Yeah.
Ben
But War Road won for single.
Dalton
Yep.
Ben
Well, I got a shop.
Ken
Oh, yeah, Mike, you bought that?
Evan
Congratulations.
Mike
I didn't buy it. I didn't buy it.
Ben
I saw your snap story, Mike. I was very confused. I'm gonna be honest. Yeah, I saw it. And it was just Mike standing there being like, well, I just moved into my new shop. I'm like, what the. You got a shop? Mike, like, usually this is like a decision that we make together.
Mike
Right, Right.
Ben
Of like, hey, we just got a new shop and I saw Mike was getting his own and I was like,
Mike
well, I mean, it's like similar to like buying a house. It's not a decision we'd make together.
Ben
Well, every shop that we've gotten up until this point. But it's a week.
Ken
This is.
Ben
Yeah, no, I know this is your personal shop, but yeah, I have a
Mike
one saw garage and I've been looking for a shop for a while, but I don't like. Evan made a good point. He's like, really?
Ben
You build Equity and really just build one or.
Mike
But, you know, which is true. I just don't know what I want
Ryan
to do right now.
Mike
So I'm renting one at srd, which is the first drift track that we went to before we had our drift. We still go there to the drag strip and stuff. So that's where it is kind of
Ken
on the way, though.
Mike
Yeah. Pass it every day on my way home. But my favorite thing about, like, getting this new shop, and it's similar to, like, your knife story. Like, people just kind of get on board, especially bros, dudes, males that are just like, yo, cj, it's dope that you're in the knives. I was at church, and this dude
Ben
just, like, it's dope that you got.
Mike
Congrats. Congrats on the new shop. And, like, I've only seen him, like, a couple times, and I'm assuming you saw my story. And then I'm getting, like, text, yo, bro, congrats on the new space. And I'm just like, heck, yeah. Like, this is dudes supporting other dudes getting their. Their own shop space.
Ben
Dudes just love shops, and we really
Mike
love shops in the Midwest. It's obviously not a Midwest thing, per se. There's shops everywhere.
Ken
But especially when you're a guy who is a Motorhead.
Mike
Yeah, I know.
Ken
You're a motorhead. You got.
Mike
It's damn near like, the pinnacles.
Ken
Cars, trucks, whatever. You know, weird things you bought off Facebook Marketplace. You need somewhere to store it.
Dalton
Yeah, it's got to be convenient because, you know, of the location being next to the guy that's, like, fixing.
Ben
Yeah, yeah.
Ken
Mike's got all this broken. He's, like, perfect now moving right over here.
Mike
Yep. Originally, that will fix. I made a couple calls on some shops in Fargo, Moorhead, which is where I live, and everything was falling through. Oh, we got rented out. But there was a shop right next to Red River Motorworks, which we go to all the time. And I'm like, how perfect would that be? And again, for. For all everyone, if we needed to hide a vehicle there, bring the giveaway vehicle there. I really wanted it, and I was ready, and they rented it out. I'm like, how nice would that have been? So the next best option was bringing it to or having a shop at srd, where my Corvette is now. So, like, bring the cars there, and then they can just. And there's a guy who details cars right next to me.
Ken
That's.
Mike
That's nice.
Dalton
So in other words, zero excuses for your drift Cars to like, not be
Mike
just, I'd say zero excuses. The tough thing is is need a
Ken
lot of your stuff over here though, still.
Mike
Yeah, yeah. So, like, it'll be like I'll park my Subaru there when it's done and then like, maybe one day I'll drive my Viper there and then take the Subaru.
Ryan
That makes sense. It's like your GTA garage that you've got, like, you've got garages around the.
Mike
I'm not really going to do that much in it as far as spending
Dalton
time, but it's nice. It's kind of like me not bringing my snowmobiles down here. Like now you can.
Ben
Yeah, yeah, that too.
Mike
Yeah. Stuff hidden and also just like. I just imagine this guy. I mean, you guys know, am I
Ben
going to do with your snowmobiles?
Mike
We'll run him over with a mega quad now, literally.
Ben
No, but that's what you run.
Ken
Yeah. Evan, before. Evan would ghost ride in front of it.
Ben
Yeah, yeah. But I.
Mike
You guys know I don't move very fast and I'm not like that good at. I'm not that good at wrenching. Right. So, like, between those two things, like, I just. I want to get like some stuff. Like I want to powder coat my wheels on my Harley. But Lord knows, if I took my Harley apart in the shop, I sit
Evan
there for a while.
Mike
Yeah, it just would be. And. And I don't want it in anyone's way. And this is the way. Or even like my three wheeler. I waited so long to put those forks on that Gavin bent when he went over the rail, took it apart, the bearings just flew apart. I don't know how like Matt Armstrong does it when he's building these vehicles and he. And he like, ha. He has to wait for parts all the time. But like, how do you do these builds when the part you need is two weeks out?
Ken
Like, it's let alone just juggle. Knowing how to work on a Bugatti versus a three wheeler, completely different thing.
Mike
And then like knowing what part you need and where to get it and like. So anyway, it's just interesting. I'm trying to swap the forks on my three wheeler and it takes me a week and a half because I had to wait for the part to come from California.
Ken
It really will be nice for you though, because, I mean, if you're excited, you spend a lot of time in Fargo near your house. Driving out here is an hour. So it's like, if it's the weekend or, you know, you can kind of Just zoom over there and spend the afternoon.
Mike
That's the plan.
Ken
Next thing you know, you'll have a little bed there and then you'll have a TV and he'll build a kitchen.
Ben
And I said that to Sydney.
Mike
I was like, to me it just makes sense, like to have a couch, outdoor rug and a tv.
Dalton
Probably a couple of skate features.
Mike
Yeah, I know, I thought that too. That that actually might. If I'm going to build more skate features, it's going to be in the Merch Warehouse. But I said that to Sydney and she's just like, what? What do you need that for? That's just gonna make you spend more time there, just chillin.
Evan
Just your man.
Mike
And then I said, I like reverse psychology. I'm like, no, that's for you. So that I can come wrench and you can watch Netflix or whatever. And then I can be productive and everybody's happy.
Ben
Smart.
Mike
Yeah, man.
Ben
Mike, you got so many different zones. Just another zone.
Mike
Just another zone.
Ben
Yeah, another zone.
Mike
I'm excited though. I'm really excited. And just like having a heated area to park your rigs, you know, your
Ben
garage at your house.
Mike
Yeah, well, I can't fit my truck in there. I let Sydney park in there. That's what you do. This is one style garage. Also if Sydney. I leave, you know, before Sydney, so I get out of her way.
Ryan
But if, oh, if you had to leave because you stack up just the one doll. So it is nice to have your own space. Like we do. We do everything in the shop and there's always somebody making a mess, whether they be leaving their plates around or something else. And so it is nice to have a zone that you can like kind of hone in. And. And yeah, you just are like if something moves or if you didn't put your tools back, like it's because you didn't. And so you can just kind of lock in and have. Have your own zone, which is. It is a nice thing.
Ben
Yep. Well, Mike, you know what they say about more space, more things. You're gonna fill it up. Yeah.
Mike
Luckily it's not quite big enough. I'll fill it with my stuff and then it will be full.
Ryan
How big is it?
Evan
40x60, which that is pretty good size.
Mike
Which in your head is a lot bigger than you think. I think we're tainted. We have some pretty big shops now with like the Merch Warehouse. You walk in there and it makes every other shop seem small.
Ryan
But that's as big as like over there. You fit eight cars in there. Or something like that.
Evan
If you needed a boat and a couple of cars.
Dalton
I'm just waiting for that one moment where you have the best intentions to do something the night of, and you borrow a couple of tools from our mechanic over there at the farm who doesn't like when anyone touches his stuff. And then you might happen to perhaps forget those tools at that shop. And then when he needs them. Oh, my goodness.
Evan
I. I've started texting Gavin, hey, I'm borrowing this tool. Yell at me tomorrow if I don't bring it back right away.
Ryan
That more difficult step to just bringing it.
Evan
But it keeps me more honest so, like, I don't forget it. Like, oh, it's in the backseat of my car or something. So I'm like, okay, I got to
Ben
make sure where we lose a camera bag for, yeah, eight months.
Ryan
What else did we lose up there? Wasn't like, a speaker or something like, that was the.
Evan
The amp for the speakers downstairs.
Mike
The one thing we need.
Ben
Oh, Mike got stuck up there for
Mike
a while in the frunk. Yeah.
Ben
Remember that? Let's see if Mike can fit. We shut
Mike
because we had to press the front. So, like, just, like, imagine almost fitting somewhere there, and then someone pushing the last 10 to get her latched.
Ben
Yeah, we went through that to see, like, things that Mike could fit.
Mike
I'll still do it.
Ryan
I.
Mike
Did I ever get in the frunk of your cybertruck? Do you have a frunk on your side?
Ken
You easily fit in a cyber.
Evan
Yeah, it's a little longer, a little skinnier. I don't know if you.
Ryan
Mike's a little skinnier than he was back then.
Mike
True. Not any longer, though.
Ken
Ben, does your new car have a frunk?
Evan
Don't disclose that information because it narrows it down. I don't want to know.
Ryan
I love this.
Ken
There's a lot of frunks.
Ben
He doesn't even tempt himself because there's
Evan
no point in telling us, like, just a little morsel of information. Just keep it completely more of a surprise.
Dalton
Even though you know 100 what it is.
Evan
Yeah, I don't, but I know what it probably is, but I don't know for sure. If he gives a little bit of information away, Be like, okay, it's one of two things. Probably one thing.
Ken
I mean, if you want.
Ben
I'll just.
Ken
I'll just.
Evan
No, don't. I don't want to know.
Ryan
Tell him.
Mike
Yeah. He waits just after the pod and just tells.
Evan
Just ruin the secret.
Ryan
Just tell him right now.
Ken
C5 Corvette.
Ben
It's a.
Ken
He's supposed to be the guy around here.
Mike
Gosh, that's good.
Ken
Stepping on his toes.
Ben
All right, boys. Well, on that note, I guess we'll see. I guess we'll see. Or I guess you guys will see and Ken will see. I'll just tell the rest of you guys later after this podcast, okay?
Mike
Okay.
Ken
Yeah.
Ben
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Evan
If you haven't, should be announcing the two winners for the TRXs soon.
Mike
Cheers.
Ben
Thank you, Keno.
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Episode: Exposing our FYP's, How Ryan Lost $XX,XXX, & Evan Destroyed Ken’s Car
Date: March 17, 2026
In this lively installment of Life Wide Open, the CboysTV crew dives into their personal social media "For You" pages (FYPs), discusses the saga of Evan allegedly wrecking Ken’s beloved Bronco, and Ryan’s wild ride in meme coin crypto investing. The group also shares tales of childhood jobs, deals with digital mishaps, launches their brand-new energy drink, and wraps with a look at their in-house (and sometimes hilarious) musical ventures. The conversational flow is equal parts inside jokes and practical insight, with plenty of banter, small-town nostalgia, and behind-the-scenes moments.
"They said they've never seen that before on a Raptor."
— Evan, 02:54
"I work at a company that erases data off the Internet...I can find anyone’s information."
— Ben recalling a spam call from someone at a data erasure firm, 11:07
"A guy forgets a plate one time, the sink is full of dishes...the place is a mess."
— Ryan, 17:40
"You were like... it's worth $3,000 again."
— Ben, describing the rapid rise and fall, 36:32
“Pretty boys love a man with a quad bro. That have a little gay twist to it.”
— Jack via Ken, 61:07
The podcast is energetic, irreverent, and fast-paced, filled with friendly roasts, insider shop talk, and a big dose of nostalgia for small-town and internet culture. Each member chimes in with personal anecdotes and running jokes, making the episode entertaining for both longtime fans and new listeners.
“Dudes just love shops, and we really love shops in the Midwest.”
— Ken, 75:05