Failed 100 Day Workout Challenge? Trespassers On Our Track Caught On Camera, & Testing Loyalty Between Friends

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Episode Title: Failed 100 Day Workout Challenge? Trespassers On Our Track Caught On Camera, & Testing Loyalty Between Friends
Release Date: June 17, 2025

In this engaging episode of Life Wide Open with CboysTV, hosts CJ, Ken, Mike, Evan, and Sophie Rain navigate through a variety of topics that range from personal fitness challenges and unexpected security issues to heartwarming fan interactions and humorous anecdotes about friendship and loyalty. The dynamic conversations and candid storytelling provide listeners with an authentic glimpse into the lives of the CboysTV crew.

1. Canceling the 100-Day Workout Challenge

The episode kicks off with a discussion about the group's ambitious 100-day fitness challenge aimed at preparing for a bodybuilder show initially scheduled for June 6th. However, due to unforeseen scheduling conflicts and varying levels of commitment among the crew, they decide to postpone the event to the end of summer.

Ken Mathies (02:23):

"Yeah. I really thought after a hundred days of dedication, I would have like an eight pack and like look really good. ... I really thought it was going to happen in 100 days and this shit's hard."

CJ (03:07):

"Anyone who has been hitting the gym has definitely added a lot of muscle and... Ken is slimming down so much so much that everyone is talking about that."

CJ acknowledges the individual progress made by the crew despite the collective decision to extend the challenge, emphasizing Ken's dedication as a standout example.

2. Trespassers on the Drift Compound

A significant portion of the episode examines recent trespassing incidents on the group's private drift track. The hosts express concerns about safety, property security, and the potential dangers posed by unauthorized access.

Evan (09:05):

"We just got to finally."

Ken elaborates on the steps they're taking to prevent future incidents, including installing more security measures and contemplating the addition of "No Trespassing" signs.

Ken Mathies (11:01):

"It's 80ft long by, like 12ft wide. Pretty big. It's a big boat."

The conversation also touches on wildlife sightings, particularly black bears, adding another layer of complexity to managing their property.

Sophie Rain (12:02):

"They weren't like massive, like, but they were big. They were maybe using it to walk through."

3. Fan Mail and Gifts

The hosts dedicate a segment to fan interactions, highlighting the support and enthusiasm from their young listener, Jackson. He sends Hot Wheels cars that resonate with the show's car-centric theme.

Sophie Rain (14:44):

"I got a hot dog."

Each host shares the specific Hot Wheels model they received, adding a personal touch and showcasing their appreciation for the fans' generosity.

4. Luxury Watches and Consumer Culture

A lively discussion unfolds around the extravagance of luxury watch purchases. The hosts critique the exclusivity and often perplexing sales tactics of brands like Rolex, questioning the value and accessibility of such high-end timepieces.

Mike (23:03):

"They're so good at it. ... When you can buy one off like a third party."

Sophie Rain (25:00):

"And that was the funniest part, was the watch they brought out that they were like, this is going to be where we would start you. You could buy this today. It was really ugly."

The dialogue highlights the hosts' frustrations with limited availability and the sometimes opaque criteria for purchasing luxury items directly from authorized dealers.

5. Upcoming Events: Boat Party and Bachelor Party

Plans for an upcoming boat party on Lake Powell take center stage, with the hosts expressing excitement about the activities and the potential for creating memorable content. They also reminisce about past bachelor parties, brainstorming unique and humorous ideas for future celebrations.

Ken Mathies (45:19):

"It's gonna be so."

Sophie Rain (49:08):

"Sophie Rain and Ken Matthews get married in Cabo."

The conversation reveals their creative approach to event planning, blending personal milestones with the show's entertainment value.

6. Prank Stories and Testing Loyalty

The hosts share humorous yet insightful stories about pranks conducted among friends, highlighting the delicate balance between fun and testing friendship bonds. A notable prank involving Noah from Maverick Detailing serves as a focal point, showcasing reactions that range from confusion to mild discomfort.

Mike (34:04):

"It's so uncomfortable."

Evan (34:10):

"You do pranks, think it's so funny, just leave the door open to it."

These anecdotes underscore the importance of trust and mutual respect within the group while providing light-hearted entertainment for listeners.

7. Moving Houses and Discovering Odd Items

A particularly amusing segment unfolds as Sophie Rain discovers several large, stained women's underwear hidden in a dresser while moving items to the shop. The hosts speculate about the origins of these items, leading to laughter and playful theories about past guests.

Sophie Rain (59:07):

"I saw a crumpled up pair of women's underwear."

Ken Mathies (61:56):

"We might need to burn our garbage."

The incident adds a relatable and humorous element to the episode, illustrating the everyday surprises that come with shared living spaces.

8. Technology and Equipment Issues

The hosts briefly touch upon their struggles with aging technology, such as malfunctioning devices and obsolete equipment, highlighting the practical challenges of maintaining a tech-driven podcast.

Sophie Rain (56:25):

"It's a 16 Pro Max. I got 30000 pictures on this thing."

Sophie Rain (56:34):

"It's like, you can barely do anything on it."

This discussion provides insight into the behind-the-scenes efforts required to keep their digital operations running smoothly.

9. Conclusion and Giveaway Reminder

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts remind listeners about their ongoing Lamborghini giveaway, encouraging participation for a chance to win high-end vehicles or a cash prize.

CJ (64:02):

"$5 you spend gets you one entry. And you get your choice between a Lamborghini Huracan or a Lamborghini Urus. And $25,000 cash."

The moment serves as a call-to-action, fostering engagement and rewarding their dedicated audience.

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This episode of Life Wide Open with CboysTV seamlessly blends personal stories, candid discussions, and interactive segments, offering both entertainment and relatability. Whether tackling fitness goals, addressing security concerns, or sharing amusing anecdotes, the hosts provide a well-rounded and engaging experience for their listeners.

Transcript

[Ken Mathies]

Sophie Rain and Ken Mathies get married in Kabul.

[Mike]

You're about to see another era of money, Mike.

[CJ]

That's sick.

[Evan]

I go and check our security cameras, and there's some kids whipping around our drift track.

[Sophie Rain]

Huge underwear blowed out. Oh, my goodness gracious.

[Ken Mathies]

That was, like, a traumatic experience, I think, for us all.

[Evan]

Don't forget, this is the last week of our Lambo giveaway, so get entered@cboys tv.com.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah.

[CJ]

$5 you spend gets you one entry, and you get your choice between a Lamborghini Huracan or a lamborghini urus. And $25,000 cash.

[Sophie Rain]

So, yeah, we got new. Yeah, new golf polos on there, new hats. We have some. Some jerseys.

[Mike]

I love the bunch of stuff.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, bunch of stuff for the end of the drop. So, like, ramp it up, boys and girls.

[CJ]

Dude, what's up with you? Do you just want to dress like us or what? You pull up. You're wearing my tank, and.

[Mike]

Well, it's our. It's.

[Sophie Rain]

I guess CJ's claiming that then he puts the same hat I had on. Dude just wants to wear your Ben Roth special. We're still trying to come up with a name for that, by the way.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'll go put that on.

[Sophie Rain]

It's just like. It's the brown and tan hat with orange life wide open that Ben had wore for, like, months. I swear is the hat he wore more than any other hat. And then we're like, well, we should probably make it since he won't stop wearing it. Okay, all right, we're back.

[Mike]

We're good.

[Sophie Rain]

That's the hat we were talking about.

[Mike]

It's kind of cool. Named after you, man.

[CJ]

Ben, what size that T shirt?

[Mike]

This is a large, but I came from the gym. Cj, I haven't seen you there, actually.

[CJ]

Where have you been sleeping?

[Mike]

You have been. So we. Yeah, we've been on this fitness kick. We were supposed to do a bodybuilder show last Saturday. So we'd been training for 100 days to do this show on June 6th, and we ended up canceling it and pushing it back to, like, the end of summer just because, like, it's kind of like a conflict of scheduling with, like, half the crew is going to be in, like, Texas at, like, weddings. And we had, like, a bunch of different things going on. And then the other reason was, like, I felt like we were finally making some, like, progression. Like, some of the crew has been, like, in the gym, hitting it pretty hard, and it would have just kind of felt like we were like half assing it just to like abide by this like 100 day fitness challenge. Right. But there wouldn't have been like any like real substantial gains.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah. I really thought after a hundred days of dedication, I would have like an eight pack and like look really good. Like I truly did. I was like, dude, got a trainer, he's going to get us on a diet and I am just going to like morph into this jacked guy. I really thought it was going to happen in 100 days and this shit's hard.

[Mike]

It is, yeah.

[Ken Mathies]

Like I've been moderately locked in. I, I don't know if I could say I've been fully locked in, but I mean, it's amazing how hard it is to have a mid physique.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I mean I was skeptical about 100 days being enough and then when I was asking the few trainers that we had talked to, they were like, oh, 100 days more than enough. And I'm like, really? Because like I've been lifting weights since I was in the ninth grade. It does not seem like enough time to really make some substantial gains. And honestly it was like, you guys don't really realize it, but you've definitely added a lot of muscle and like, I mean even from the first day to like now how much more weight you're pushing and like Ken is slimming down so much. Like everyone is talking about that. I think just giving more time for this is only going to make it better and it's just also going to instill more of a routine of working out in everyone. Like, Ken freaking is dedicated. He's on it. He gets up every day at like 7:30, he's already at the gym. Like he doesn't care if you guys are going or not. He's there, he's lifting weights, he's running, he's doing stuff. And if he can't do that, he's freaking riding on the stationary bike. Like, I love to see it. Like, I'm proud of you, Ken.

[Evan]

Thank you.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm proud of you. To Ken.

[Evan]

Days we've been home, I've missed a day in like a while.

[Ken Mathies]

But you've been going when we're on vacation, right?

[Evan]

Yeah, like I went to the gym and left my, my card out in Washington, so.

[CJ]

Oh, oh yeah, you went to the Snap Fitness out in Washington. How was that?

[Evan]

They had some good looking girls there.

[CJ]

Really?

[Ken Mathies]

Really?

[Evan]

Because you know, normally it's like, it's just a bunch of dudes at the gym we go to and that One was, like, all chicks, and they were all really good looking so much that.

[Sophie Rain]

Ken had to update us in the group chat. That was my favorite part. That is in. Yo, the birds here are insane, dude.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

If you want to find a hot chick, like, going to a gym is a pretty good place to start.

[Ken Mathies]

That is a controversial statement, because girls don't want to get hit on at the gym is a. But at least if you could maybe make a connection and then you would see them somewhere else at, like, a coffee shop or a place where girls want to get hit on. I don't know. Where is that?

[Mike]

I have no idea.

[Ken Mathies]

I don't know. Where do girls want to get hit on?

[Mike]

It's a good question.

[CJ]

Probably nowhere. But there is definitely ways in the gym. Like, if they're eyeballing you, then maybe you go and talk to them. Or like, you somehow work into, like, hey, you. You done with that piece of equipment? Oh, no, I have one set left. Oh, okay. Yeah, I love this piece of equipment. I. I always work out on this. You know, that'd be, like, a good starting line.

[Mike]

Damn, dude. And that's how the women. That's how. Yeah, that's how C.J. used to get all of his chicks.

[CJ]

I used to work at a gym.

[Mike]

I know.

[CJ]

That's why that was more of a sarcastic. I've been reading the comments. Sometimes people don't pick up on my sarcasm, so I have to really. Let's be sarcastic, because I can already read the comment. That is the worst pickup line ever. I can't believe CJ would actually think that's a good idea.

[Ken Mathies]

I don't think people realize CJ's funny.

[Mike]

Thank you.

[Sophie Rain]

Right.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

I'm gonna say this. This is actually has nothing to do with cj. Like, sometimes someone will hit me with. Damn. Like, you can't pick up sarcasm. You of all people. And I'm like, what if it just wasn't funny? I did pick up the sarcasm. It's full blown. That has nothing to do with you. I just, like, sometimes it's like, dude, you can't read sarcasm. And you're like, no, I can.

[Mike]

It's just Mike doesn't let anything slide. Yeah, you know?

[Sophie Rain]

I know.

[Mike]

Serious Mike.

[Ken Mathies]

Serious Mike.

[Mike]

No, Ken, I am very proud of you. And I feel like we're in, like, this good routine that if we would have gotten this show done with, we probably would all just inherently been like, ah, you know, it's whatever. You know, we don't have anything to, like, work towards, like, as much and then we probably would have stopped going as hard, hard. So I feel like pushing it back another three months or so. You know, we can just like continue to like burn that routine in and then after it's done, it's going to hopefully stick more and we can just keep at it.

[CJ]

Yeah, no. So the reason I haven't been in the gym is because we were gifted a 2,700pound marble statue. So we're trying to move it. There was like seven of us and we just had to move it literally an inch. Everyone was pushing as hard as they could and I thought to myself, I've got to have a little bit more left. And I was kind of pushing at a weird angle and I like tore something in my shoulder. This was like.

[Mike]

That's how you did it?

[CJ]

Yeah, this was like a month ago. I hate telling the story because, like, whenever anyone asks like, oh, like, how'd you hurt your shoulder? Like anyone else, I'm hard to explain. I go, oh, long story. It's nothing crazy.

[Sophie Rain]

I overexerted myself lifting something that was way too heavy.

[Mike]

Yeah, what was it?

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah, it was a hand chiseled marble statue of a.

[Sophie Rain]

Okay.

[CJ]

Greek God holding a life wide open sign in a lightning bolt.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's funny. I thought it was for sure from like actually working out, but I started.

[CJ]

Getting back into it just last Friday.

[Sophie Rain]

I bet it was driving you crazy. I mean, you're in the gym way more than all of us on a routine.

[CJ]

Yeah, I know. Like now we're actually doing it for a purpose and for filming and I can't even freaking do it. I tried going and it just was getting worse and worse. So I was like, I just got to give it a break. And it worked out really nice because then we ended up pushing it out. So if we're doing this in September, like, we have serious amount of time to like make some gains. Especially if you guys just stay going five days a week, you're probably going to be able to look like most of the guys up there.

[Mike]

Well, I don't know if I quite say that, but it is funny how, like, it's just kind of a snowball. Like the first two months you don't really see much progression. And then like, I'd say in the last month you really start to see it.

[Ken Mathies]

The plateaus are what's tough, dude. Like, I get going, I feel really good. And then you hit like three weeks where you just feel like you're not doing anything. And then like a week goes by and you're like, oh, okay, I see it. Or I feel good again.

[Mike]

You know who hasn't been hitting the gym with us?

[Sophie Rain]

Me. Well, Mike, I gotta say that, like, I've been losing weight, but I have not been putting on muscle.

[Mike]

Evan. I mean, we've said this, but Evan prides himself on being anti gym. He thinks of Cheeto.

[Sophie Rain]

And before we go in on him, he could be here to defend himself.

[Mike]

He would, but. Yeah, he wouldn't. He wouldn't. He wouldn't disagree with me. No, you wouldn't disagree because he's like. He's trying to do the opposite for the video where he's, like, plumping up. I mean, we kind of.

[CJ]

He's trying.

[Mike]

We kind of talked about it in the last video. Like, you know, he's kind of got this little barrel on him that's just getting.

[Sophie Rain]

But he's doing what he does. The. The push back. That's the pushback.

[CJ]

He's like, yeah, no matter what we were doing, there'd be a push. Yeah.

[Evan]

Evan's workout has been going to the golf course as many nights as he can a week.

[Ken Mathies]

You could argue that it's good walking.

[Mike]

It's not. He takes a golf cart and he drinks a cooler of beer.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah. Like, it's gotten to the point where, oh, is this that surprising? But, like, it's 18 holes and at least six beers. But that's just the pregame to, like, the rest of his night. Like, every time he goes golfing, he basically comes back in rough shape.

[Mike]

Yeah, no, it's. Yeah, it's.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, it is bad.

[Mike]

But if he was here, he would. He would agree. He's. Because he's not. He's not trying to hop on this fitness train, which I personally think is hilarious. Like, I love that he's just doing.

[CJ]

The complete opposite for once. I'm like, perfect. Yeah, you should do that. Yeah.

[Mike]

And then he's like, maybe I won't. Maybe I'll cut back on it.

[CJ]

Working out now. Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

First psychology is insane, but yeah.

[Mike]

So beginning of October is our new date.

[CJ]

Works out good. So, Ken, what was the deal? We had some trespassers last night.

[Evan]

Yeah. So I was looking through my Instagram DMS this morning. Ken, some kids were on your property last night. The Drift Compound. And I have proof and can provide you one of their names. And they posted it on their story, dumbass.

[Sophie Rain]

Oh, so someone else that wasn't there.

[Evan]

Random kid. He said they basically ratted his friends out. So then I go and check our security cameras, and there's some kids whipping around our drift track at like 11, 11 midnight last night.

[Ken Mathies]

Drifting or just driving fast.

[Evan]

I didn't watch the video. I just saw there was a like a white CRV driving around it too.

[CJ]

That's ballsy.

[Mike]

Can we pop it up, put them on blast?

[Ken Mathies]

I mean, they were trespassing on our property.

[Sophie Rain]

Anything hit a tree, anything around midnight, that's another added little sketch.

[CJ]

No lights out there.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, I mean, it's just also there's a little noise ordinance. Like, I mean, we don't slide around our track at 11 midnight.

[CJ]

It looks like they just more so scrolled, drove through. I don't like that though.

[Sophie Rain]

No, I don't like it. That is so far from whipping, but it's still trespassing.

[CJ]

Normally someone's there that would be like.

[Ken Mathies]

Yo, oh, they hit the wall.

[CJ]

Jump it.

[Sophie Rain]

Wait, then they were like, oh, shoot.

[Mike]

Yeah, they frame out, dude.

[Ken Mathies]

Imagine. Yeah, you're doing that. You get framed out and then their car stuck there.

[CJ]

Don't go on our track because if we catch you, we're going to have to trespass you and call the cops.

[Evan]

We've been talking about putting up all these no trespassing signs and all that. We just got to finally.

[CJ]

It's just more so the liability of it. Like, we don't want someone getting hurt. And for that we just can't have random people going on a track. Just like anyone who owns a track. Just like Cletus, just like Axel Hodges isn't just having random people go out on his track. Like, you have to sign waivers for a reason. And also it's just tracks can be dangerous, especially if you're going to be driving fast or whatever. So you have a likelihood of crashing, as we've seen many of times.

[Mike]

Yeah, no doubt. Pretty often though, someone's there.

[CJ]

Yeah, I know. That was actually a rare occasion to show up at that time.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

And then not have someone come out and be like, yo, we had some.

[Mike]

Other trespassers the other night on the.

[Sophie Rain]

Drift track to that same spot. Pretty much.

[Mike]

They were a little bit more probably black and furry.

[Sophie Rain]

I was checking.

[CJ]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Sophie Rain]

I was checking the cameras to see if some stuff got delivered. I was in Texas at the time and then like 30 minutes, emotion detected. And then I was like, what, the two decent sized black bears rolling around the drift track?

[Ken Mathies]

Shut up.

[Sophie Rain]

They weren't like massive like, but they were big.

[Ken Mathies]

What, were they digging in the trash or just like strolling?

[Sophie Rain]

Just strolling. Just walking through. Like it legit looked like they Made the stroll every other day.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

So I don't know. It was to keep an eye out for them.

[Mike]

I love black bear sightings around here because, like, everyone is like, they're like so elusive. It's still like very special for someone to actually catch a black bear on camera. Whereas, like, if you're in northern Minnesota, it's just like a raccoon running on your porch.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah.

[Mike]

They're like down here, it's like, it makes the whole local news. Like, black bear is spotted.

[Ken Mathies]

Do you think it's that They've always been here but nobody had cameras. Like now every single lake cabin has it. Minimum for sure. A ring doorbell, like, but even you go back like eight years, nobody had ring doorbells and stuff like that. So do you think it's just they're getting caught more often or do you think they're here?

[CJ]

I think they've been here. They're just elusive, like Ben was saying. And now that we got the cameras everywhere, it's like you just see them.

[Evan]

Seems like every single video them, they're walking around at night and it's, you know, pretty late. If it was during the day, they might be spotted, but at night.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah, that's true.

[CJ]

It's like coyotes. Like, you don't really see them unless you're looking for them.

[Mike]

I'm still not 100% positive, but I'm pretty sure I saw mountain lion probably like 8 years ago at this point. But it's still like, those are like, even crazier to see. There was some rumblings in the area that like, there was one running around shortly after, I think that I saw mine, but he was running across my driveway and it was like, it was like a flash. And it was a big cat. Fairly certain it was a mountain lion, which is really scary.

[Ken Mathies]

Like they're bigger than dogs. Right. Like a big sized dog when you're hunting this year. Didn't like a bob.

[Mike]

Yeah. And it just sat there and just stared at me.

[Sophie Rain]

We had a mountain lion around my house growing up, but it's kind of the same thing. It's like I think that I saw it, but we did find tracks.

[CJ]

Have you ever seen when like they have the multiple, like hound dogs and they will, like chase after the mountain lions.

[Mike]

Yeah. They run them up a tree. Yeah.

[CJ]

Isn't that crazy?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's like more common, like out west, you know, mountain lion hunting.

[Ken Mathies]

You run them up trees.

[CJ]

Yeah. There's just like so many of them that the cat just can't take them on. And Then they get so scared.

[Ken Mathies]

Look at this video of this guy. He's hunting kind of like Ben was. And then the bobcat runs up the tree.

[Sophie Rain]

Up the tree, up the tree he was in next to him.

[Mike]

Oh, it takes on a squirrel.

[Ken Mathies]

Look at that dude. Imagine if it decided to come up in the tree. He's in.

[CJ]

Oh, man, that thing is fast.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, I climbed the tree in like a second.

[CJ]

I'd shoot it if it came up my tree.

[Mike]

I don't know if you could that close. You would have to like no scope.

[Ken Mathies]

But that's true. You're not up there with like a pistol, right?

[CJ]

You don't think you could quick scope at the least.

[Mike]

360 could try it. Probably be enough to scare it.

[Sophie Rain]

Okay, I just want to hand these out to you guys real quick. We got some fan mail from Jackson. He's nine years old. Him and his dad like watching the podcast. So he sent us these, and I think he just sent us each cars that have to do with us.

[Ken Mathies]

Oh, well, that's so nice. Individually.

[Sophie Rain]

Always nice when a little kid gives away his Hot Wheels or gets Hot Wheels for you. Like, I wasn't trying to give up my Hot Wheels when I was 9 years old.

[Ken Mathies]

What'd you get there? Siege monster truck.

[CJ]

Yeah, I got a monster truck.

[Mike]

Oh, nice. Look at that. Ford Raptor. Couple.

[CJ]

Couple monster trucks.

[Sophie Rain]

Classic. Ben got a Ford Raptor Hot dog car.

[Mike]

There you go.

[CJ]

Mike.

[Sophie Rain]

I got a hot dog.

[Evan]

Mine's pretty funny. I got a Bronco.

[Sophie Rain]

Nice.

[Evan]

And a. A semi with a toilet on the back.

[Sophie Rain]

Ah.

[CJ]

Wow. That is very hell.

[Ken Mathies]

Did Chad GP or did freaking AI make that Hot Wheel?

[Sophie Rain]

How do you find a Hot Wheel with the toilet? That Jeep got a little Jeep gladiator. He actually sent one for like, everybody. This one says all a Radio flyer red wagon with a huge motor in it.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, we gotta get one of those.

[Sophie Rain]

Oh, a lifted Mustang.

[Mike]

Nice.

[Sophie Rain]

Very nice things.

[Mike]

Way nicer than ours.

[Sophie Rain]

You got a Camaro here. We got Gavin. He likes three wheelers. Sorry, Gavin's not here. A trike. Very nice. Thank you, Jackson. Dude, a bunch of three wheelers.

[Mike]

Oh, wow. Looks like the twike.

[Sophie Rain]

It does.

[Ken Mathies]

Look at that.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah. One.

[CJ]

Hey, is a plane considered a three wheeler?

[Mike]

A plane? Yeah, technically. Yeah. It's got three. Three points of contact. Yeah. Gavin needs to start flying.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah, I bought a plane because it's three wheeler.

[Ken Mathies]

I was actually just looking at my Hummer on the pole today, and dude, I kind of want to get that thing down I want to bust it. I want to go back out on it.

[Mike]

We should take it down.

[Ken Mathies]

I think we should take it down safely. I think is what I'd prefer to do.

[Mike]

That thing is a penthouse for animals.

[CJ]

Right now I just want to see what the interior looks like.

[Sophie Rain]

I mean, more than anything, allegedly.

[Mike]

You gotta think.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah. Two years up there.

[Evan]

Do you remember the Smart Car? Like the Smart Car interior literally just disintegrated.

[CJ]

Yeah. Well, this one's got everything open.

[Evan]

Yeah. So I think that interior, like. I don't think the seats are just going to be foam. I think the leather is just kind of like torn apart. I bet.

[Ken Mathies]

I don't know, man. Good Hummer leather built. Hummer tough.

[CJ]

It's very risky, but I feel like the likelihood of it falling is also low. Someone should just sit up in that thing for a second or just like get craned up and like stand on the roof for the. How iconic that picture would be true would be.

[Ken Mathies]

It's honestly a shame I didn't do it right off the bat.

[Sophie Rain]

No, I'm down. It's been up there for so long that like.

[CJ]

Yeah, it hasn't fallen as long as.

[Sophie Rain]

You'Re not jumping around. Yeah, I'm down to go up there.

[Mike]

You should have just closed the windows. I guess in hindsight, the back door.

[Ken Mathies]

Was off it anyway, so, like, it was pretty cooked regardless.

[Evan]

We would have helped.

[Ken Mathies]

It would have helped. But I mean. Yeah, it's. I. I never thought it would come back down. I never thought I'd miss it as much as I do.

[Sophie Rain]

So you came into it, like, thinking that that was permanent.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah, well, I mean. Yeah. It's 17ft in the air on a pole. I figured it wasn't coming down.

[Mike]

I just can't believe it hasn't blown down. I know it's not welded up there. It's just. It's just straight up sitting on a pole, which isn't that crazy. It would take a lot to blow a car around. But it's got like four kites on it.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like with the pontoons now you think that those things would just.

[CJ]

Hey, the welds have held very well too.

[Mike]

Yeah, we rush.

[CJ]

Big wrench on that, like hanging.

[Mike]

It's. They're half welded on. It's so like the.

[CJ]

Probably more strain on that sitting up there than it was in the water.

[Mike]

Yeah. You probably. Oh, I guess of the actual pontoon sitting there, but the cylinder that has like the. The pole. Right. And then there has four arms that's going off of it. And originally started that we're putting Ken's bronco up there. And we only had like an hour to do it when Ken was running to town. So Big Ranch is up there welding these arms onto this cylinder. And we were like, dude, Big Ranch, you got. You got 30 minutes left. You got 15 minutes left. He's going to be here in 10 minutes, Big Ranch. And he's like, I can't weld these things completely all the way around. And we were like, just weld them half then. So those things are half welded on. Like each arm is half welded on. It's still Holden, obviously. It's kind of a testament to Big Wrench Welds right there.

[Ken Mathies]

It's true.

[Sophie Rain]

Dude is good at what he does.

[CJ]

His subdivision of Big Wrench builds is Big Wrench Welds.

[Mike]

Yeah. How is Texas?

[Sophie Rain]

Texas was great. It was hot. Texas isn't like as cool as maybe everyone makes it out. Like when we go to Florida. Like, Florida's awesome.

[CJ]

Yes.

[Sophie Rain]

Every time. Love Florida. But Texas is not as cool as everyone makes.

[CJ]

It's just the.

[Sophie Rain]

I love the weather, though.

[CJ]

Or not the country, but it's probably very similar to up here, just a little higher.

[Sophie Rain]

And honestly, like, this is very conceited thing to complain about, but the cell phone service there is horrible. Is it just too big? Like, we're like right outside of Dallas and I have like one bar and my phone's hardly working and I'm like, it's just. That doesn't make sense to me.

[Ken Mathies]

Honestly, the whole trip, like, we went to some of the same places as we did when we went down there for rednecks, paychecks and that. I don't know. That was like a traumatic experience. I think for us all. Rednecks with paychecks was.

[Mike]

Yeah, that was pretty heavy.

[CJ]

We were in the middle of nowhere too.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah. So, like, I think it just like brought back some of those rednecks with paychecks memories. And it just got the heebie jeebies, like, even down to the flight. You remember our flight out of there got delayed and it was just like.

[Mike]

Don'T miss the flight.

[CJ]

I don't really like Dallas airport either.

[Ken Mathies]

It just the whole time just gave me the heebie jeebies.

[Sophie Rain]

Other than that was good. We. We went to this like super, super bougie, like, galleria, like, you know, mall or whatever you want to call it, where everyone that's pulling up is legit, like in a Urus or a G Wagon or Audi or whatever. Like a ton of nice cars. And like, all the stores, you'd walk up and then the security guard would go, just two at a time, please. Like, yeah, that pissed me off. We go into Rolex, Me, Ryan, Randy. And then they're like, only two at a time, please. I'm like, I'm with them. Come on. And they're like, only two at a time, please.

[CJ]

And they go, whoa, whoa. You got an Apple watch? The Apple Store?

[Sophie Rain]

And they see, yeah, they. That they're wearing Rolexes. And they're like, compliment. Oh, nice. Datejust Nice whatever you're wearing. And then they're like, what do you got? I'm like, I just. Apple watch. And then he's like, nice. And so they send them in. And then I'm like, I see this sick watch in this display case. I'm like, all right, well, actually, this is sick. So I go to take a picture of it. No photos.

[Ken Mathies]

Really? Yeah, no photos.

[Sophie Rain]

And I go, holy shit.

[Ken Mathies]

Fuck, dude.

[Mike]

No photos. You guys trying to not sell anything.

[Sophie Rain]

So then I said, I was like, this is one. I'm interested. So, like, I kind of want a photo of it. And then he's like, sorry, man, no photos. And then I'm just like, all right, I'm leaving.

[CJ]

So that's never going to buy a Rolex now. So those guys just screwed it up.

[Sophie Rain]

I just figured that Rolex would be, like, a little more forgiving. And I'm used to, like, in Vegas, you know, like, they let everyone.

[CJ]

They let you fucking try it on in Vegas, right?

[Sophie Rain]

So then we go into the Richard Millie store that just opened. That was insane. There was multiple rooms, multiple floors. You know, they have a receptionist. They have like 10 people on duty. Four watches in the entire store.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

You guys are or aren't familiar with them. There can be millions of dollars.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

Four watches in the entire store. They have, like, a pool table room. They had this, like, music room with $100,000 speakers. They had like a cigar patio. They had, like a whiskey room. And then four watches. But if you think about it, they only have to sell, like, one watch to pay for their whole.

[Ken Mathies]

You're leaving out the best part. They had The Full Motion F.1 Simulated Full Motion racing seat, like Ferrari steering wheel.

[Evan]

It was lit and it's in a watch store.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah, but you can't even fucking buy them there. I don't know. And, like, they're so attentive to you. And I'm like, annoying. I'm like, I am not even in the realm of ever purchasing one of these stupid Things and you only have four here. Like, just leave me alone. Let me walk around.

[Sophie Rain]

And like, it was insane. And then, yeah, the lady like literally walking us. Yep, this is this room. And you go, what else you guys want to check out? We're like, we actually like, don't need you.

[Mike]

Did you tell her that, Mike?

[Sophie Rain]

No. And then we went into the ap. I don't know how to. Oddmer.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Sophie Rain]

How do you say it?

[Mike]

Automark, Piquette.

[Sophie Rain]

Okay. Went in there. Those watches are very cool. Ryan tries one on. It's sick. And then he's like, so could I buy this? And they're like, nah, you gotta buy a couple before you can buy this one.

[Ken Mathies]

I was like, what the.

[Sophie Rain]

Okay. And that one was.

[Mike]

That one.

[Sophie Rain]

I think it was like, this is.

[Ken Mathies]

The dumbest sham in the world, dude.

[CJ]

You gotta buy these two if you wanna.

[Ken Mathies]

She brings out just the most ugly fucking watch you've ever seen. She goes, if you buy this, it will help your chances. Getting the call for that. I go, are you. How can you say that with a straight face?

[Mike]

To me, the watch industry is so weird because like, you can't go into authorized Rolex dealer and buy a Rolex. They're like, sorry, we don't have any for sale. But then you hear people that do and they just lie straight to your face. And they're so good at it.

[Ken Mathies]

They're so good at it.

[Mike]

They're so good at it. And you're just like, well, put me on the list. For sure I'll get one if I'm on the list, right? And they're like, maybe. What do you mean maybe?

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah, they're like, how about you go look at these necklaces or something, Buy something else from us and then you'll get one. I'm like, are you?

[Sophie Rain]

And that was the funniest part, was the watch they brought out that they were like, this is going to be where we would start you. You could buy this today. It was really ugly.

[Ken Mathies]

Was the ugliest thing. It was like 65 grand was more expensive than the watch that I wanted.

[Mike]

What?

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah. I was like, are you. This is. This is insane.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, it was.

[Ken Mathies]

It was a dumb, dumb sham.

[CJ]

I get buy them off of. You can buy them off like a third party.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

I do like the idea of, of getting in that line and then purchasing something similar to like a Porsche GT3 RS or a lot of Porsches. Once you get that allocation, you buy the watch and then immediately it's worth More money. Yeah, that's cool to me.

[Mike]

Some of them are like, the last. The last five years. Like, I'd say with COVID and social media, like, they've really blown up the watch market. And watches have been, like, a really good investment. If you bought one new, like, you get one through an authorized dealer, so you pay, like, basically like MSRP for it, it's immediately worth more. But now it's kind of just, like, prices have kind of, like, came down. So, like, watch dealers can't really, like, swank people kind of like how they were. But most of that shit doesn't make sense to, like, the, you know, common person that sits in, sits and thinks about it. Like, hold on now. So you're telling me that I can't even buy this thing that's overpriced. Like, I have to be put on a list, and then they tell me when I can buy it.

[Evan]

But three ones that you don't like, just so you get a chance.

[Ken Mathies]

Mike was funny, though. He's sitting in there, he goes, where's the drift car store? I want to go there. And I'm like, dude, if they had one, I would go to it.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, they're fun to go in, but, like, they're definitely not for me. Like, I'm money Mike. But in a different aspect. Yeah, it's just like when we had to get in the goyard. I didn't even know what a goyard bag was, but you had to wait in line for people to exit the store before you could enter. What is the point of that? Dude, they had a bag there just for holding a bouquet of flowers. That was fifteen hundred dollars. What the actual heck is that, man?

[Ken Mathies]

People just find good ways, bad ways to spend dumb money.

[Mike]

I think, like, the craziest thing is when. When people are, like, balling out on. On, like, Louis Vuitton clothes. Like, I think that's just like a kind of person, because it's not an investment. Like, you can argue that a watch is like a luxury good. That's a stupid thing to buy, right? But it's. At the end of the day, it's an investment. Like, my Rolex has doubled in value.

[Ken Mathies]

Really?

[Mike]

Doubled in value.

[Ken Mathies]

God damn, I bought a dumb one, I guess. And mine ain't worth any more money. It's worth less.

[Mike]

I could sell it and make money right now. Or if it didn't double in value, I could sell it and get exactly what I. What I paid for most. Most of the time when you buy a watch like that, right? But clothes, it makes no sense.

[CJ]

Yeah. I can't even imagine washing like a shirt like that. I'd be so worried.

[Mike]

Imagine you eating in it, cj. You spill on everything that you own.

[CJ]

It wouldn't work. That's why I wear premium goods like this.

[Mike]

Thankfully you have a clothing brand because you can like get new shirts. Otherwise you'd have a stain on every single shirt that you owned.

[CJ]

It happens all the time. I'll get done filming or whatever and I look down on my shirt and I'll just throw it in the garbage.

[Ken Mathies]

And go, just cook.

[CJ]

It's like a little standard one wear. Yeah, dropped a pepperoni on it.

[Sophie Rain]

I don't know, when I was shopping for my tux or whatever, I bought a few other shirts that were way more money than I ever wanted to spend on a shirt. Like a hundred dollar button up shirt. But that's just because it's premium quality fabric that's actually fits good. Yeah. And it actually fits good. You're not paying a thousand dollars just because it's a Louis Vuitton shirt.

[CJ]

Yeah, there's diminishment.

[Sophie Rain]

Nice quality fabric and that's it.

[Ken Mathies]

I saw a guy in one of the fancy stores and he had an entourage and he was wearing the craziest, like I've never seen a real crazy rapper chain in real life. Like all diamond out and whatever. And he had face tats. Like I was like, they're the only.

[Mike]

Was it little baby?

[Ken Mathies]

I have no idea.

[Mike]

But he had little baby duby.

[Ken Mathies]

No, he was, I don't know if he was one of the babies. Was he a little, he might have been a lil or, or a hyphenated, you know where they're like NBA or NYG or yng. Anyway, he might have been in a, an abbreviation or something. But he was shopping and he left the store with like the largest bag I've ever seen of things. And he was like, give me that, give me that, give me that. Couple very large scary fellas standing around him. But he didn't look famous.

[Sophie Rain]

What do you mean?

[Ken Mathies]

He just acted famous. Yeah, like you know when people like you see them, there's a local guy around here like Josh Dumal. He looks famous. Like you're like, damn, he, he has a, an aura to him. But that guy didn't look famous.

[Mike]

Imagine how bummed he is to hear that. He's like, oh man, I just spent 250 racks, huh. And I don't even look famous.

[Ken Mathies]

He acted famous, didn't look famous.

[Mike]

That's Funny.

[Ken Mathies]

Good news, though, dude. North Dakota raises speed limits to 80. We're gonna be able to get places so much faster now, dude.

[CJ]

It's crazy how much of a difference there is. Wow, that's sick. And that's for the Viper.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, bro.

[Ken Mathies]

Let's go. That is Mike.

[Sophie Rain]

I was stoked. And now no more getting pulled over for not being registered. I did get pulled over one more time since we talked about it last. The dude was super nice. It was actually for rolling a stop sign. And then he goes, how do you know Stanley, who was my grandpa? And I'm like, I was my grandpa. And then he's like, oh, I bought the house that he. He grew up in it, but I bought the house that he used to live in. So he gives me his car, and he's like, you ever want to go down memory lane, hit me up.

[Ken Mathies]

Well.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, I'm pretty stoked on these money.

[Ken Mathies]

Mike.

[Mike]

That's lit like, nobody's got more vanity plates than you.

[Sophie Rain]

I do love vanity plates, which I don't even like that they're called that because it sounds fruity.

[Mike]

But, Mike, did you see the Instagram story that I tagged you in?

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got tagged in that a bunch of times. There's like, basically a Viper limo. It's gotta be the only one ever made.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Sophie Rain]

Who's stupid enough to make 2?

[Mike]

Doesn't make a lot of sense.

[Sophie Rain]

But is it still for sale or is it just, like, floating around?

[Mike]

I don't know, but you should find it.

[Sophie Rain]

This is.

[Mike]

Dude, Nicholas, do think about wine night. Viper.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah. But just like to be very clear, I ain't buying that I chuck in on it, but that would be a company purchase, because, like, look through that.

[CJ]

Look good.

[Sophie Rain]

It did. It didn't look like. It looks so ridiculous that it was like, wow, Viper limo.

[Ken Mathies]

Imagine drifting that thing. Like, I got to assume it's got the power to drift. We'd need a bigger drift track just to get it to swing out.

[CJ]

Dude, that's actually sweet idea, because we really haven't had a limo that could, like, slide. To actually see that thing doing a donut would be insane. It'd be like almost like a clock. If you had a drone above.

[Ken Mathies]

You'D.

[Sophie Rain]

Think it would have the power. If the drive strap is drive shaft is even half as strong as our limo, our F1 trillion or whatever truck, it'd be good.

[Ken Mathies]

Should we call Big Wrench right now and ask him if he thinks he can build a limo?

[Mike]

Yeah. Do you think you could stretch Out Mike's Viper. Big wrench.

[CJ]

After lunch, we're planning on filming.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah. A little bit of fiberglass and some welding.

[Ken Mathies]

You think that'd be funny if you called him and go, big Ranch. You think you can build a limo?

[Mike]

You say anything's possible. Guarantee it.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Hey, Big Ranch.

[Ken Mathies]

Hey.

[Mike]

Hey. We're just sitting in a content planning meeting, and we're just throwing some ideas at the board. Do you think that'd be possible to stretch Mike's Viper and make it into, like, a limo?

[Ken Mathies]

Depends on what you want it to look like.

[CJ]

You think it's possible, though?

[Mike]

You think it's possible, though?

[Ken Mathies]

Well, anything's possible.

[Mike]

How long you think it'd take?

[Ken Mathies]

Depends on what you want to look like.

[Mike]

I don't know. I mean, the classic, like, good enough for a thumbnail.

[CJ]

Probably three weeks. I was throwing the two out.

[Mike]

All right, sounds good.

[CJ]

We were just with you, Big Ranch. We're on the podcast.

[Mike]

All right, okay. But.

[Sophie Rain]

All right. Three weeks for that. I'm curious if you would have just been like, how. How long would it take to make just a limo? He would have probably been like, yeah, we could just do that, Dude.

[Ken Mathies]

He did by Friday.

[CJ]

He did ours in, like, a day. Our F1 trillion. When we chopped the back off, and then you just took the. The very end welded on, put the things in it. That's right.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

That in, like, a day.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah.

[Mike]

If we wouldn't have told him that we were joking, he'd hang up and just be like, oh, fuck. I told him three weeks.

[Sophie Rain]

How do I. I got to figure out how to.

[Mike]

Realistically, I could probably get four. Hopefully they assume that four is a stretch and they could plan for five.

[Sophie Rain]

I always thought to, like, some. Sometimes, like, Big wrench, he's going to, like, latch on to a project that he says, let's say will take three weeks, and then he's going to start coming up with, like, banger video ideas to fill in so that he can get more time on the build, which would be great.

[Ken Mathies]

He goes, you guys should prank Ken or something this week.

[Sophie Rain]

Here's the plan. And we're like, wow, big wrench. It's a great idea. He's like, nice. One more week to work on this build.

[Mike]

Like, usually they'll give us a timeline, and we'll ask for shorter, and then we usually end up landing, like, on their timeline that they stretched to get to that point.

[Ken Mathies]

Pretty impressive.

[Mike]

Yeah, it is. It's very impressive.

[CJ]

Speaking of Ken pranks, Ken, did we talk at all about when Noah pranked you on the podcast yet?

[Evan]

On the podcast? Podcast?

[CJ]

No, I don't think so. So, anyways, we had our. Our buddy Noah from Maverick Detailing. He came up, detailed all of our cars, but then, like, paint corrected both the Lamborghinis. Like, made them look probably better than when they pulled off the Lamborghini lot. But anyways, Ken hadn't seen him. Noah was in a different building, kind of in the back, using that as his detail spot. He'd been here for probably two days, and Ken was doing his own thing. And as he was at Zarba's one night, and we were pulling up, and I was like, all right, Noah, just wait, like, five minutes, walk in, kind of be looking around. And then when you see Ken, be like, ken, you know, and basically just do the whole fanboy thing, except just don't leave him alone. So, like, when you. When you shake his hand, like, keep holding it for as long as possible. And then, like, ask ridiculous things of him. Like, say, like, hey, could we, like, go see your house? Like, can we go over to the boathouse? And all these things? And Ken's like, no, no. Eventually, Ken got, like, so weirded out, he, like, tried walking away, and Noah followed him. And then we never really corrected it.

[Evan]

As usual. You do a prank, think it's so funny, Just leave the door open to it. Continuing on.

[Mike]

Yeah, like, there was still a lot.

[CJ]

Of opportunity left in it. You just left Ken. You felt so uncomfortable.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

No, you left the bar.

[Evan]

Ken left early and went home. Because I was like, this is so uncomfortable. He was asking way too creepy a question, way too close. And I was like, I gotta get out of here.

[CJ]

All the locals, too, were just like, wow, this kid is nuts, dude. Because, like, they didn't know it was a prank either. But then, like, Noah didn't want anything to do with me. I told him, like, if I go up to talk to you, be like, yeah, yeah, no, I'm talking to Ken. Which made it really funny too. Two days later, when we're eating lunch, we had Noah pull up and, like, basically walk into the shop, like, hey, I'm looking for Ken.

[Sophie Rain]

Ken's eyes were like, what is he doing here?

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

And again, singles you out and see, just like, there's a bunch of cars in the parking lot. And he's just like, can I gotta check out the Tesla. And then he's like, can I sit in it? And then he's like, let's go for a drive.

[CJ]

At what point?

[Sophie Rain]

Drive.

[CJ]

At what point did you realize it Was a prank.

[Evan]

After I left the bar that night, I was like, is this the detail kid? You put him up?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

You called me.

[Evan]

I was like, immediately, I called you out on that. And you're like, no, no, no. I don't know who that was. Asked Dalton the same thing. I picked up a little bit on Dalton because Dalton, like, had to. He was just waking up, and I. He had to, like, jog his memory. Oh, that was a prank. He kind of stumbled a second, and I kept asking, are you Noah? Are you the kid detailing the cars? And then he, are you Noah? And then he kept just going out on this prank, and I was like, God, this is so uncomfortable.

[CJ]

I was just curious what your thoughts were.

[Evan]

So you guys took him golfing? He broke my golf gloves, and he didn't even detail any of my cars.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So after he got done with, like.

[CJ]

I really got the end of the.

[Evan]

End out of that whole deal.

[CJ]

You did pranks? No. Detailed cars and broken golf club?

[Mike]

Yeah. We went golfing a couple days later, and Ken and Noah had this rocky past, but we were. You know, we were going golfing, and we're like, no, you want to come? And he was like, sure, yeah. Can I use, like, someone's clubs? And I think he just asked Ken, can I use your clubs? What's Ken gonna say no to this kid? He's a nice guy.

[CJ]

It seemed like Noah is a golfer.

[Mike]

It seemed like it was.

[CJ]

He striked me as, like I thought he was.

[Mike]

So we show up to the first tee, right? And he tees his ball up, like, 4 inches off the ground. And if you're not a golfer, where's.

[Sophie Rain]

This guy getting his tees at if.

[Mike]

You'Re not a golfer? Like, the head of the driver is, like, say, two and a half inches tall, right? So this ball is floating above where you would, like, sweep it off. So I'm watching it because I just want to see what happens. He sure enough just sweeps the tee out from underneath it, and ball goes up in the air like, 20ft and then comes down, like, 14ft in front of us, right? And I was like, who would have seen that coming, right? And then the next hole, he does the same thing.

[CJ]

He tees it up, all them out. You go, why are you teeing it up?

[Mike]

So I go, bro, why are you teeing it up that high?

[CJ]

This is how I do it. And you're like, whatever, Just do it.

[Mike]

The way you do it.

[CJ]

Then. Let me see you hit it. And then he goes to hit breaks Ken's claw.

[Mike]

Yeah. He hits the shaft because the ball was so high up. He just hit the shaft on the ball, and it just shattered it.

[Sophie Rain]

New driver.

[Evan]

It was the clubs I bought, like, three weeks ago.

[Mike]

Yeah. And so the driver had just flies off. The driver had went farther than the ball.

[CJ]

I hadn't seen that since Mike back in 2019.

[Mike]

Yeah. It was honestly kind of refreshing to see, cuz, like, now all my friends are getting better at golf. It's not as funny, but that one, that one, I was like, oh. Then Noah goes, oh, this is Ken's club, but this is Ken's driver. And I was like, yes, it is.

[Ken Mathies]

Did you get a new one?

[Evan]

Well, C.J. got a new driver, and then we had the same set of clubs.

[CJ]

I just got CJ's, and mine was actually used less than Ken, so technically, you got a newer driver out of the deal.

[Sophie Rain]

Speaking of asking Ken for things, Ken, maybe could you do me a huge favor? Could I drive your Lincoln after I get married?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

Heck, yeah. Yeah.

[CJ]

Sure about this, Mike.

[Sophie Rain]

I'm positive.

[CJ]

It might not start.

[Sophie Rain]

You can whip the Viper whenever you want.

[Evan]

Okay.

[Mike]

You know what's funny, Mike, is Greta was like, you should buy an old car that we can, like, drive off in. And I was like, buy an old car? I was like, this is the first time you've ever been even interested in. In cars. And I was like, I don't know about that. And then I was like, oh, Ken's got an old car that we could probably use. And then she was like, oh, do you think we could take, like, our proposal photos in Ken's car? And I was like, oh, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, but Ken's car is just getting hoed out to all of his buddies now.

[CJ]

Is that thing running all right now?

[Evan]

Oh, run perfect.

[CJ]

Yeah. Then you're good.

[Evan]

The only thing that was wrong with it was the. The window switch was broken. Gavin just got that put in yesterday.

[Ken Mathies]

Dude, Ken seen dollar signs. Right now, wedding rentals is, like, the most big thing ever.

[CJ]

White's a nice touch for the thing.

[Evan]

With wedding rentals is they just double the price.

[Ken Mathies]

Exactly.

[Sophie Rain]

I think if Ken would have owned it when I took engagement photos, I definitely would have. Sydney was saying the same thing. Well, you got to get an old car. I'm like, well, I don't. I actually was struggling. I couldn't find anybody with an old car or an old boat.

[Ken Mathies]

Like, I kind of bought this ring.

[Sophie Rain]

It was expensive, but, yeah, it literally is a perfect car.

[Evan]

Actually drove Put the top up and it's fine.

[Sophie Rain]

I won't.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah, well, you wouldn't want the top up anyway.

[Sophie Rain]

It'll probably get driven about five miles.

[Ken Mathies]

I actually drove by where another notable Lincoln Continental moment happened in Dallas. I didn't know I was in Dallas.

[Mike]

Oh, seriously?

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah, yeah. We're just driving by. There's a big pillar. I go, what's up with that pillar? I go, that's where JFK got shot.

[Mike]

Wow. That was pretty cool to see, like.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah, it was, actually, because it's huge.

[Mike]

Huge part in American history.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken Mathies]

And then this is the building on the fifth floor, I believe, and. Yeah, it was. It was.

[Mike]

The building's still there.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah. Pretty cool.

[CJ]

Do you guys think JFK was an inside job through the government? You think CIA? CIA did it?

[Evan]

Oh, yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah. I think the government did it, too.

[Sophie Rain]

I'm more on that side than thinking it was random. Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

There's so many things about it that just don't add up.

[Ken Mathies]

If being friends with you guys has taught me anything is there's always a connection to a weird situation. Somebody's always behind it.

[Mike]

Dude, speaking of somebody's behind it, Jake Sherbrooke came on and made, like, a freaking hate video on his YouTube video. Like, basically just saying, like, Ben was the catalyst of. Of this fight. And it's like, if you watched. If you watched the YouTube video of Jake fighting Gavin, it wasn't that hard to put together that Gavin wanted to fight him. I presented him with the opportunity, right? Hey, I'm gonna do what a good promoter does, right? I'm gonna put the fights together that the people want to see. I didn't feel like it needed to be said. And Jake trying to just fuck me over and have the people turn against me.

[Ken Mathies]

People are turning on you.

[Mike]

I mean, there's the comments that are just like, yeah, Louis, the little weasel, like, trying to just make something. I'm like, oh, God forbid I try and make a goddamn YouTube video for you guys. To be fair, I thought that Gavin won. He said that somebody needs to beat his ass, and I gave him the opportunities to try.

[CJ]

He had been talking about it because if you go back on Instagram over a year prior to that moment, they had posted a picture of each other in Zorba saying that they were going to, like, box each other. Granted, it was more for. For, like, play. Then there wasn't animosity. So they were already planning, like, they had wanted to do a boxing match just for fun. This just had much more reason behind it. Obviously. And also more of a payoff.

[Mike]

We also told Gavin, like, all right, when the cameras are off, all right, if you don't want to do this, you don't actually have to do this. And he's like, no, I want to do this.

[CJ]

Yeah, he did.

[Mike]

He's pretty adamant on it.

[Sophie Rain]

Personally speaking, do I think that it should have ended up in a boxing match? Probably not, but we're YouTubers. Like, are you mad that, like, we set up a fun boxing fight? If there's anything I know about YouTubers and boxing is that everyone loves YouTubers and boxing.

[CJ]

Dude, I thought that was one of the best segments. So funny posted. I mean, I. I say that a lot, though, but that was one of my favorites that we've done in a while and. And might be, like, it just was so funny, and. And it was just put right on our lap.

[Sophie Rain]

It was great. It. It definitely was, like, intriguing seeing it in person. Like, I've never really considered it, but it made me consider it just, like, what it would be like to actually take the punches. Like, you can hit the bag. Like, I mean, in Jake's case, you can train. He kind of. He's been hitting the bag, but, like.

[Mike]

But that bag doesn't hit back exactly.

[Sophie Rain]

Like, to get punched in the face is the whole new realm.

[Ken Mathies]

Do you think it might have had something to do with saying that Jake is loyal to nobody?

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ken Mathies]

And maybe some of your other comments that maybe can be contributing to his angst.

[Mike]

Oh, God forbid I promote my own guy.

[CJ]

Yeah, we might have gone a little hard on. On Jake.

[Mike]

I messaged Jake, and I just. I was like, all right. What you said did have some truth to it, and I'm sorry if you got. Because he got some backlash of people being, like, up. Of him stealing Gavin's girl.

[CJ]

But also Gavin got backlash, too.

[Mike]

And Gavin got backlash of, like, he. It wasn't his girl to begin with. And I did tell Jake. I was just like. Like, it's all good, bro. Like, our side was just for jokes and him coming on. He was just kind of defending his. His angle of, like, I didn't actually steal.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Gavin's girl. Kind of as much as maybe it.

[CJ]

Looked like I thought it was funny. I laughed the whole time through. Granted, I mean, they were calling you a weasel, but I thought it was kind of funny.

[Mike]

I was like, it's all good. Yeah. I deserve this.

[CJ]

Jake is actually a very loyal friend. Like, if I called him right now, he'd pick up. We just, like, cracking the jokes at.

[Ken Mathies]

He's just from the south side of Cormorant. You know, it's just. They're different over there.

[CJ]

100 yards that way. Totally different.

[Sophie Rain]

It's important of you to say, like, we're stood up. Just no beef with Jake. I can't speak on Gavin's behalf, but. Shit. I was just with Jake last night. He showed up with that girl.

[Mike]

Oh, really?

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah. So they're still going?

[Mike]

Yeah, we're going to Mike's bachelor party.

[Ken Mathies]

Dude, it was actually on the screen. Lake Powell was on the screen in this screensaver thing. I'm so excited.

[Sophie Rain]

We're so excited.

[CJ]

It's gonna be lit.

[Sophie Rain]

It's gonna be insane, dude. And Ryan just sent the weather, and it's just 98. 98, 98. 198, 98 and sunny.

[CJ]

How long are we gonna be there for again? So we leave Thursday and then we come back Sunday?

[Ken Mathies]

Correct.

[CJ]

Nice.

[Ken Mathies]

So we really don't get much time on Sunday. It'll kind of just be waking up and leaving. Which is your birthday, Right. Monday is Monday's your birthday. But yeah, we have have freaking Thursday night, Friday and Saturday. I'm working on a couple different projects. It's gonna be cool.

[Sophie Rain]

As if you haven't seriously done enough. Ryan, this boat's got ac, right?

[Ken Mathies]

This boat does have ac. I am concerned. We've added a number of people to the list. It might be tight on the boat.

[CJ]

How many more people we had.

[Ken Mathies]

Well, we just. I think we added Cody and then I think we'd missed, like, one or two more. I think we're just up to like 15 people. Plus the two people hosting us, plus the chef.

[Sophie Rain]

But it's a big boat. But you mentioned that they say that people and maybe even encourage it. Like, you can kind of just sleep under the stars because it's just so nice and there's not many bugs. That was like, okay, well, worst case scenario, we got all these people. It's like, well, you just gotta sleep. You sleeping on a air mattress?

[CJ]

Yeah. Are they beds or.

[Ken Mathies]

They've got a bunch of state rooms, which is what you call a bed on a boat. But they got rooms. And then they. Yeah, they'll have overflow bedding.

[CJ]

So where's it parked? Just out in the middle.

[Sophie Rain]

Powell.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah. We're just going out into the backcountry of Lake Powell, basically.

[CJ]

Sick. That's so sick. How big is this boat?

[Ken Mathies]

It's 80ft long by, like 12ft wide. Pretty big. It's a big boat.

[Mike]

12Ft wide.

[CJ]

That doesn't Seem that wide.

[Ken Mathies]

Maybe it's wider than that length is, Right?

[CJ]

I bet it's 20, 20 wide.

[Ken Mathies]

They were actually just telling me that there was a giant windstorm that came up and the boat broke loose and crashed into the rocks and almost sank.

[CJ]

Oh, the boat we're hopping on.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah, but they. They fixed it.

[Mike]

Oh, is that the one that had, like, the waterfall coming down on it?

[Ken Mathies]

No, they parked in a better place than that, but apparently it was windier. But yes, something. Something like that.

[CJ]

That's so sick. So is there like jet skis and stuff attached to this thing?

[Ken Mathies]

We got jet skis stand ups. They just got to deal with centurions as much as centurions. There's going to be a Pavati there. Heavy D is bringing his barge. His Blackhawk barge.

[Mike]

Heavy D's coming.

[Ken Mathies]

Heavy D's coming. He just was like, yeah, I hear there's a party in Lake Powell. We're just gonna. They're filming there and whatever, so that's lit, bro.

[Mike]

This is sick.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah, yeah. So they have their own houseboat and whatever. They don't really have to be a part of our party if however much we want them to, but they're bringing their barge. We're working on a couple nighttime surprises, but I'm really excited. We're gonna have a fire on that barge out in the middle of the lake.

[Mike]

Dude, this is so.

[Ken Mathies]

It's gonna be so.

[Mike]

I didn't know any of this.

[Sophie Rain]

Dude, this is so sick. I know Evan would scoff at me, but, like, I don't know if I want to drink.

[Mike]

I was wondering. Mike, I've kept saying you've been sober for the, what, six months, nine months?

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah. It's hard to break now. And like, I kept saying that I was gonna. Because everyone kept asking, well, you're gonna do it on your bachelor party or something, right? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I feel. I don't know, I just. I am actually. I am in a dilemma.

[CJ]

I wouldn't be mad if you didn't drink.

[Sophie Rain]

I just like, we have two and a half days of have jam packed fun, and I want to, like, be present for all of it. If I do, I just want it to be like six beers and then call it. I don't want to. I don't want to do shots. I don't want to, like, catch a nasty hangover.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

But I genuinely don't.

[Mike]

I think if. If you want to stay sober, like, post bachelor party, I would probably keep staying sober because it's easier if you break the trend. It's going to be a lot easier in the future.

[Sophie Rain]

I'll feel it out.

[Mike]

I would do it. I would do what you want. I wouldn't do it based off of somebody else right in your corner wants you to stay sober. I would do it off of what you feel.

[Sophie Rain]

I'm not really doing it for like, it's not like I'm getting like tokens at the AA meetings or anything that says six months. I don't really care about that. But I want to take it all in so we'll feel it out.

[Mike]

Luckily, we're doing something that is like, it's going to be so fun. You don't need alcohol to have a good time. Right. It'd be one thing if you were going somewhere that was obviously not jam packed with a bunch of like, like action sport.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Type things. But I think this is gonna be sweet. Also, the Mormons don't drink, Mike. And we're gonna be surrounded by Mormons.

[Sophie Rain]

So true.

[Mike]

There you go. Yeah, that makes it easier.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I'm excited though.

[CJ]

It's gonna be so sick.

[Mike]

It's gonna be fun.

[Sophie Rain]

Whenever we do stuff like this, some great content comes out of it. Maybe it's too youtuber of me to think, but that's what I'm most excited about it.

[Mike]

Dude, me and Ken freaking haven't been good since. We haven't been good since.

[Ken Mathies]

You'll never be good again.

[Mike]

We'll never be good again. No. At Justin's bachelor party. That was the last bachelor party that we had.

[Sophie Rain]

Had.

[CJ]

Yeah, 2021.

[Mike]

Ryan facilitated that one too. You did a great job on that. Ryan didn't really know what we were getting ourselves into. Went to Eagle River, Wisconsin. Ended up being like the absolute most all time weekend of our lives. We're like five years later, we're still talking about it.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, exactly. So that's what I like to think. We'll probably be talking about this one forever too.

[Mike]

I've been trying to think, like, what do I do for my bachelor party? I think it's like so expected to, like, go to Vegas. And if we go to Vegas, like, we gotta, like, do it big because we go to Vegas all the time. Right. But this, this time is like.

[CJ]

I got it. We bring our golf clubs with.

[Mike]

Whoa.

[Sophie Rain]

Okay. Actually, that actually.

[CJ]

That actually.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

Bring our golf clubs wherever it is. Sorry to change subjects off of you. If. When Ken ever gets married. Let's do that in space.

[CJ]

Dude, you already know Ken's hopping on Going to space.

[Evan]

That's more of a money mike move than a. Than a meme.

[Sophie Rain]

Okay. Okay.

[Ken Mathies]

Actually, Ken. Yeah. I know you've got, you know, a couple boxes to check before your bachelor, but if you could do a bachelor party right now, what would you do?

[Evan]

Cabo.

[Sophie Rain]

Nice. Classic. Love it.

[Ken Mathies]

I love that idea. Sounds great.

[Mike]

Yeah, sounds good.

[Ken Mathies]

We should probably, like, do one of those fake YouTuber weddings. You know, when, like, Jake Paul man married Tana Mongeau or whatever name is.

[Sophie Rain]

And getting fake married for YouTube would be top tier.

[CJ]

Who's a YouTuber that we could have you fake Mary. So do everything but sign the paper.

[Mike]

Sophie Rain.

[Sophie Rain]

Like Amelia Hartford.

[Evan]

I could do Amelia.

[Mike]

What about Sophie Rain? Can you know who she is?

[Evan]

I actually don't know who that is.

[Mike]

Look her up. She happens to follow C Boys tv. But I think it could happen again.

[Sophie Rain]

I personally do not. But. Sorry.

[Ken Mathies]

Sophie Rain and Ken Matthews get married in Cabo.

[Sophie Rain]

Holy.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Some context. Sophie Rain is, like, the highest earning of creator. I don't know if you can see.

[CJ]

It, but I think that's probably why she follows us. Just because of the car content. She's probably trying to figure out what to buy with all her money.

[Ken Mathies]

What do you think?

[Evan]

I might have to investigate that a little more, but there you go.

[Ken Mathies]

Okay, dude, I think we speak that into the world. Sophie rain, Ken Matthews, 2026 Cabo.

[Mike]

We don't want that, though, because if Ken married her, like, he would leave us so fast. She made $50 million last year.

[Ken Mathies]

You could add a second story to your boathouse.

[Evan]

Maybe even not just the second boat house.

[CJ]

Yeah, I'm done filming with you guys. Having you do these pranks on me. I don't need any of this anymore.

[Mike]

And all of us would say, damn it.

[CJ]

Yeah, we kind of played ourselves there.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

And then you say, if you're looking for me, you can find me at Zorbas.

[Mike]

Ken, you could buy all the Zorbas.

[Evan]

You buy a ton.

[Sophie Rain]

You can buy all the houses on the lake.

[Evan]

I didn't realize. And, like, you hear some numbers, but, like, it's.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, that's insane. Next thing you know, Ken's gonna be in a money. Ken's gonna be in a Spider man morph suit, too.

[CJ]

I got it. What the Mike? I hope not. That would be the opposite.

[Sophie Rain]

I know, I know. That'd be really weird if.

[Mike]

Holy.

[Sophie Rain]

If he was holy.

[CJ]

The sketch thing.

[Ken Mathies]

Well, I thought you were talking about just. All the girls wear.

[Sophie Rain]

This is what Sophie Rain wears. I thought.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh.

[CJ]

Oh. What The. We're on.

[Sophie Rain]

Oh, Brian just showed up to hash out this limo bill.

[Ken Mathies]

Oh, you're in a meeting?

[CJ]

No, no, sorry. Big man prank on you at the pod.

[Mike]

Sorry. Big wrench.

[CJ]

Big wrench can build anything.

[Mike]

Stretched out Miata.

[Sophie Rain]

Not as long as a normal stretch limo. Just those like those Lincoln ones that are just like, look at like a four door me.

[Mike]

I think you want to go the.

[Sophie Rain]

Long like six door length with four doors.

[Ken Mathies]

Hear me out. What if you drove it from the back instead of up in the front? Oh, you were way in the back.

[CJ]

You eating today? No, probably not. Why? Why? No, no food today, huh?

[Mike]

I eat at night.

[CJ]

All right. I was just curious why you're over here.

[Mike]

I thought you were in a meeting.

[CJ]

Jen's down there with enchilada, so.

[Ken Mathies]

She is.

[CJ]

Yeah. So Jen obviously makes us food every day. Big Ranch will like come and be there, but we'll be like, hey, you grabbing a plate? He's like, ah, no, I'm not eating, I'm good. And he always just says no because he only eats one meal a day. Which is pretty cool.

[Sophie Rain]

I'm on a. I'm on a pretty similar regimen.

[CJ]

Really?

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, one meal ever since we started this channel. Like, yeah, of course I'll eat, I'll eat breakfast. If it's there, I'll eat lunch. You know, obviously it is there, but like, yeah, I just, I eat.

[Mike]

Once you started, you turned nine years ago.

[Sophie Rain]

I mean, not obviously like nine years ago, but like once we, once we were like self employed, it just became. And I really noticed it when our girlfriends hang around more or when we have lots of visitors, they're like, when are we gonna eat? Before, Before Jen came, obviously. They're like, when are we gonna eat? And I'm just like, oh, dude, sorry. Yeah, I don't know, probably like five. And they're like, I haven't eaten today. Like, neither have I.

[Mike]

Well, it used to be like pretty inconvenient for us to eat because we don't have a kitchen at our shop. It's just a stove. Right. It's like across the room too. Right, so like we would like go out to eat. Right?

[Sophie Rain]

But it's like, if you had time.

[Mike]

Yeah, if you had time. But it's kind of a pain in the butt to go out to eat, you know, because it takes like an hour, chalk up an hour and a half. And we've just been running that for the last like nine years. Right. So you kind of get sick of the three places that you have to eat around here. But I was thinking about that the other day, like, just how unhealthy I used to be, where now I'm probably, like, dealing with some of the consequences of my previous actions of just like running just a terrible diet solely because, like, one didn't have any money to go, like, out to eat for the first, like, five years. And then after that, you don't really have any time and it's kind of inconvenient. So very happy. Now that we have a. A better eating situation, I think it works out a lot better for all of us.

[Sophie Rain]

Oh, it's incredible. Just everyone in the same place at the same time every day. It's the best.

[Mike]

Yep.

[CJ]

Before that, though, we were also eating a lot of, like, freezer food. Like, if a lot of freezer is so, like, if you go way back, we weren't going out to eat that much because we just didn't really have that much excess funds for that.

[Mike]

Dude.

[CJ]

So you were just eating like the worst freezer burritos or frozen pizzas.

[Mike]

So much ramen too.

[CJ]

Yeah, Ramen noodle.

[Ken Mathies]

So much ramen.

[Sophie Rain]

That is crazy.

[Mike]

Hot pocket.

[Ken Mathies]

God, you're making me hungry right now.

[CJ]

Pizza rolls.

[Sophie Rain]

Gosh, dude. Yeah. I had like two frozen burritos a day. It was like strictly frozen food. And then when I got hungry again later, like when I was living at the shop, it's more frozen. Frozen food. And then if I needed a midnight snack, legit. More frozen food. Yeah, it was crazy.

[CJ]

But we had that freezer just when.

[Sophie Rain]

We went grocery shopping. I remember that was really cool. Like, hey, like, I bought groceries for a stint and I had the company card and it was just like, like, just strictly frozen food.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

There was no such thing as, like, maybe some eggs. But every time.

[Mike]

Every time you open up that freezer, like a hot pocket would fall out.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Because it was so jam packed up in there.

[CJ]

I kind of missed the days back in our very first shop. That was fun. I mean, I don't want to go.

[Ken Mathies]

Back, but there was something about all of us being jammed in that little. The little living room.

[CJ]

That's fun.

[Ken Mathies]

Was just living room slash one desk. Office. Like we had one desk.

[Sophie Rain]

Desk.

[Ken Mathies]

I eventually got my. My own desk over in the corner there, and that was all we had.

[Mike]

Yeah, we had a desk. It's actually still behind Ken. You probably can't see it there, but there's a computer on it. That desk used to like, wrap around. We got it from like, auction. An auction. Some business was going out of Business. And yeah, we paid.

[Sophie Rain]

I thought it was 17, it was 16.

[Mike]

16 bucks? Yeah. For that desk.

[Ken Mathies]

That's a hell of a deal.

[Mike]

Still, still rehabbed over there. I just had to put tape on it the other day.

[CJ]

So you hold it together, you know.

[Mike]

16 bucks.

[Sophie Rain]

This is what it was bid to.

[Mike]

Well I'll tell you this much. It was a pain in the ass to get around it's heavy ass desk, dude.

[Sophie Rain]

You know it's sad. The desk is just doing great. It's years old. It was super cheap. We got it used the MacBook that we had on there that was. It's old now. It's like five years old. I don't know the MacBook I have on there. Imac. Sorry, imac. The big screen One was five plus GS. It's just. Just a giant paperweight now.

[Mike]

It just died actually.

[CJ]

2019.

[Sophie Rain]

I don't really know. Maybe someone could let us know. Like who on earth repairs something like that? Because I think it shouldn't be a paperweight. But yeah. Five plus thousand dollar computer just bricked.

[Mike]

It's crazy how computers just have a lifespan.

[Ken Mathies]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like they just.

[Sophie Rain]

They just do.

[Mike]

It's almost by design though. I'm pretty sure Apple, Apple just like.

[Ken Mathies]

They got sued for it.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, they did.

[Mike]

Yeah. With iPhones.

[Sophie Rain]

Whipped out her iPad had for the flight the other day to load it up and legit couldn't do anything on it. So I do believe that they kind.

[CJ]

Of holds that iPad.

[Sophie Rain]

It's like 10 years old.

[Ken Mathies]

It is pretty old. I just updated to like the beta, the new iOS because I've been seeing so much stuff about it on Tick tock and my phone straight up runs like it's 1996 now. I'm burning through battery. I'm at 6060 already and it's one o' clock and it like everything's glitching. I can't screenshot anymore and I get a part of the beta program. You know you're not expecting to get like the perfect thing but my phone is like damn near useless. Yeah.

[CJ]

If you just don't update your phone.

[Ken Mathies]

It'S a lot better.

[Mike]

It seems to run better. Yeah.

[Ken Mathies]

This is a 16 pro max. I got 30000 pictures on this thing.

[Mike]

I have 50. Oh is that insane dude.

[Ken Mathies]

Little diddler pictures. Are you taking over there?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. But that takes up like a very small amount of. Yeah.

[Ken Mathies]

Data. So that's how you get so many.

[Sophie Rain]

On there as like a notch tangible object or maybe like people in my life like you guys My parents, Sydney. I think that my camera roll is, like, my most valuable possession. Yeah, dude, I just got to back.

[CJ]

That shit up, man.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, it is. I love everything in my camera roll.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, wait, Got a new phone.

[Sophie Rain]

Sorry. I have an insane story. So last night, Ken, myself, and CJ bought a house on Pelican. CJ is or did buy it from us. And so I'm there.

[Mike]

Really?

[Ken Mathies]

Congrats.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, big congrats. Awesome. And you. And we.

[Ken Mathies]

We've.

[Sophie Rain]

We put a lot of money into it now. It's. It's a beautiful house.

[Mike]

You're about to see another era of Money Mike. He's about to go on the camera.

[CJ]

Money Mike's got some money. I know he's got more money.

[Sophie Rain]

All right. So the other funny thing was, like, I just came there to grab, like, whatever I could, and then CJ just starts moving everything out of the closet, and I just go, yo, bro, didn't bring a U Haul. So. And then he's like, oh, that's fine. We can just take all the stuff to the shop. And then I was like, whatever. I didn't really want all of it at the shop. It worked out just fine. But we're moving this dresser, and I was like, I'll give it to Spenny. Spending's living at the farm now. And the drawer falls out of the dresser, and I see what looks like crumpled up women's underwear. And I've never seen in my life. I promise, I've never seen in my life. So I put the drawer back in. Didn't say anything. Didn't even want to look at it. I'm like, what the. What is that? Whatever. I'll deal with it when I get to the shop. So I take this dresser down and I pull pair of underwear from behind this drawer. Like, huge granny panties. Like, huge, huge Hanes women's underwear.

[CJ]

And they're poop stained.

[Sophie Rain]

I don't know about poop stain, but just blowed out.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Sophie Rain]

Entire front of the crotch to the back.

[Mike]

Where you load out.

[Sophie Rain]

Sake. The story. I don't know. Okay, so then I grab another pair. Same huge underwear, blowed out. Then I grab another pair, huge underwear, same brand. Hanes blowed out.

[CJ]

All stuck in the back. Yes.

[Evan]

Did you buy this thing, like, used or. Where'd you find this?

[Sophie Rain]

I can't remember where I got it, but I did not get it new. So they could have been in there from the start. Back in the day, we've had lots of parties there. People have stayed in that room yeah, you know, we. We have lake days. People go in there and change. So one pair of underwear, blow it out. You're like, dang, someone must have had a bad day. But then I go for the fourth pair. Huge underwear, blowed out, stained everything. Yeah, like, and everything else that could come out of you. So I only took one picture because there is so. What? Disgusting. But are you sure they're meant.

[Ken Mathies]

Oh, my God.

[Sophie Rain]

Oh, my goodness gracious. Cj, am I sure they're men?

[Mike]

No, I'm sure they're. What?

[Sophie Rain]

I'm sure.

[Mike]

Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[CJ]

How?

[Sophie Rain]

Well, how am I sure they're women?

[CJ]

Who the was staying over there?

[Sophie Rain]

Dude, I don't know. And they. Like I said, they could have been in the dresser from before.

[Mike]

I bet Gavin spent a couple nights on there, didn't he?

[CJ]

Three wheeler gab. I said he did a while.

[Evan]

He did.

[Mike]

Yeah. That checks out.

[CJ]

We've had a lot of parties there and we've had a lot of people.

[Sophie Rain]

A lot of people say, stay over, not there.

[CJ]

You were always like, yeah, they stay in my room.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah. The moral of the story, I guess is, is again, one. One blowed out giant pair of granny panties. Someone had a bad day. But four.

[Ken Mathies]

Four.

[Mike]

Then to save them, stay in there for a week. Yeah, hold on. Rich stayed there.

[Sophie Rain]

He did not to just crumble up and bury them in the backyard. Those are the type of underwear that need to be buried or burned.

[CJ]

You would put those somewhere other than hide them in the back.

[Evan]

Just put them in the dumpster, dude.

[Sophie Rain]

I legit, like, like barely touched them and I. My fingers got like, sticky. Like I had like glue on them.

[Mike]

Bro, you had your clothes in there.

[CJ]

And you were taking stuff out of there.

[Sophie Rain]

I know. And luckily, like, they didn't smell. Obviously I wasn't like.

[CJ]

So they were clean?

[Sophie Rain]

No, they weren't clean.

[Mike]

Did they look clean, Mike? I think those might have actually just came with your dresser.

[CJ]

That's making more sense.

[Sophie Rain]

Honestly, I hope that's the case because then we don't have to worry about any blowed out underwear happening at our house.

[CJ]

Not to throw Jake under the bus either, but Jake stayed there a lot of nights.

[Sophie Rain]

A lot of people stayed in that room. A lot of people.

[Ken Mathies]

All four have just a distinct poop stain. Like, I was expecting like a pair of like, pretty gross looking underwear, but, like, unreal. Like, those are. Yeah.

[Evan]

It'S almost like part of the underwear design.

[CJ]

Like, are you sure this wasn't like wherever you bought this from? They're like, let's with this guy and dip this part in mud. These are way too old. Like, I don't think any female would be wearing these. That's the last 10 years.

[Sophie Rain]

That's what Sydney said too. She said, I think those existed in the dresser from before because they're ancient.

[CJ]

They're old. Like, I mean, granted, you know, some of our friends have taken down some big girls, but.

[Mike]

What are you doing with these?

[CJ]

But I feel like they're pretty garbage.

[Ken Mathies]

We might need to burn our garbage.

[Sophie Rain]

They're buried in the garbage now. I threw a couple pairs of my own on top of it.

[Mike]

It.

[Sophie Rain]

Anyway, like, that's actually really funny.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

Like, when you're packing up your dresser and you find four XXXL women's underwear blowed out.

[Mike]

Wow, Mike, where that story was going. I did not expect that.

[CJ]

I feel very confident those came with the dresser.

[Sophie Rain]

Same. That's. That's where I'm going.

[CJ]

They're just too old.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Also, it just seems. That seems fake. Are you sure they didn't just. With like, this guy's buying a stress.

[Ken Mathies]

It would be something you two would do. But I don't know if anybody else would do.

[CJ]

That's for the love of the game.

[Mike]

For the love of the game.

[CJ]

Right.

[Mike]

And you don't even get to see the reaction. Yeah.

[Sophie Rain]

But here's what we do know is that the same person did all four of those.

[CJ]

That's true.

[Sophie Rain]

So that's the insane. That's the crazy part.

[CJ]

Where'd you get that dresser?

[Sophie Rain]

I can't remember. Sydney goes, I will not rest until you find out where you got that dresser from.

[Mike]

Dirty. Like, I thought back. I thought back to this and be like, oh, I've worn a. I've worn a T shirt out of that dresser.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah. I'm burning it, by the way.

[Mike]

Are you?

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ken Mathies]

The dresser. Yeah.

[Mike]

We should hit it with the school bus after this. Where is it?

[Sophie Rain]

Sure. It's just in the farm at the moment.

[CJ]

Just.

[Mike]

All right, let's hit it.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ken Mathies]

And on that note, let's go eat some enchiladas.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah.

[CJ]

Yo, whoever was wearing those had enchilada.

[Mike]

You already know.

[CJ]

It's what happened.

[Evan]

Don't forget, this is the last week of our lambo giveaway. So get [e-mail] yeah.

[CJ]

$5 you spend gets you one entry. And you get your choice between a Lamborghini Huracan or a lamborghini urus. And $25,000 cash.

[Sophie Rain]

So we got new golf polos on there, new hats we have some jerseys.

[Mike]

I love the bunch of stuff.

[Sophie Rain]

Yeah, Bunch of stuff for the end of the drop. So, like, ramp it up, boys and girls. We'll see you next week.

[Mike]

Thank you, guys, so much. Peace.