Failed 100 Day Workout Challenge? Trespassers On Our Track Caught On Camera, & Testing Loyalty Between Friends

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Failed 100 Day Workout Challenge? Trespassers On Our Track Caught On Camera, & Testing Loyalty Between Friends
Release Date: June 17, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this episode, the CboysTV crew—CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Micah—recap their failed 100-day workout challenge, tell hilarious and chaotic stories from their lives and business, discuss recent trespassing at their drift track, debate friend loyalty, and riff on everything from watches and bachelor parties to mysterious underwear found in forgotten dressers. True to their energetic, friendly, and often sarcastic style, the conversation swings between topics, giving a peek behind the scenes of CboysTV's lives and YouTube hustle.

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Main Discussion Points & Key Insights

1. The Failed 100-Day Workout Challenge

• The team reflects on postponing their bodybuilding show, originally set after 100 days of preparation. They now aim for the end of summer instead.
• Reason for Delay: Scheduling conflicts (weddings, road trips) and a realization that real fitness transformation takes longer than 100 days.
• The group shares honest feelings about how hard maintaining gym habits and making physical progress can be, highlighting struggles and small victories.
• Quote:
  “I really thought after 100 days of dedication I would have like an eight pack … I truly did. This shit’s hard.” – Mike (02:23)
• Ken’s Commitment: Ken is singled out for his relentless routine and discipline. “Ken’s frickin’ dedicated. He’s on it. He gets up every day at like 7:30, already at the gym… Like, I love to see it. Like, I’m proud of you, Ken.” – CJ (03:35)

Timestamp Highlights:

• 01:29 – Why the challenge was postponed
• 03:35 – Ken’s workout commitment
• 06:26 – CJ injures himself moving a 2,700-lb marble statue

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2. Gym Culture & Dating Talk

• A funny exchange about meeting people at the gym, with the crew both roasting and analyzing gym pickup line etiquette. “If you want to find a hot chick, like going to a gym is a pretty good place to start.” – Ryan (04:20)
• CJ is teased about his sarcasm and former gym job. “Sometimes people don’t pick up on my sarcasm, so I have to really let you know: sarcastic.” – CJ (05:09)

Timestamp Highlights:

• 04:04 – Ken’s gym adventures in Washington
• 04:41 – Best/worst gym pickup lines

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3. Trespassers and Wild Animal Sightings at the Drift Compound

• Ken receives an Instagram DM that kids trespassed late at night, caught on security cameras driving a white CRV around the drift track.
• Crew expresses concern about safety, liability, and local rumors.
• Black bears were spotted on cameras, leading to a discussion about wild animal sightings in the area and how cameras reveal what used to go unseen. “It makes the whole local news. Like, black bear is spotted.” – Ryan (12:32)

Timestamp Highlights:

• 09:41 – Trespasser incident and reactions
• 11:46 – Black bear sightings
• 13:12 – Mountain lion stories

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4. Fan Mail Segment: Hot Wheels Delivery

• The crew reads a letter from 9-year-old Jackson, gifting each of them Hot Wheels cars chosen to match their personalities and vehicles.
• They share appreciation and reminisce about childhood Hot Wheels. “Always nice when a little kid gives away his Hot Wheels … I wasn’t trying to give up my Hot Wheels when I was 9.” – Mike (15:00)

Timestamp Highlights:

• 14:44 – Hot Wheels package and reactions

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5. Cars, Projects, and Sketchy Builds

• Discussion about classic projects (the Hummer on a pole), the resilience of DIY builds, and how Big Wrench welds have literally held cars in the air for years.
• Considering more extreme builds, like stretching a Viper into a limo, with Big Wrench giving an on-the-spot estimate. “Anything’s possible.” – Big Wrench (31:13)

Timestamp Highlights:

• 16:18 – Revisiting classic builds (Hummer on a pole)
• 30:55 – Live call to Big Wrench about stretching the Viper

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6. Luxury Shopping Adventures in Texas

• The team recounts visiting high-end malls in Dallas: feeling slighted in the Rolex store, gawked at the bizarre opulence of the Richard Mille shop (which had only four watches, but its own F1 simulator) and experiencing the weird hoops of luxury retail. “I'm not even in the realm of ever purchasing one of these stupid things and you only have four here. Like, just leave me alone. Let me walk around.” – Mike (22:26)
• Frustration at not being able to buy watches, and the weird economics of luxury goods vs. “collectible” cars and clothing.

Timestamp Highlights:

• 19:03 – First impressions of Texas and luxury mall shopping
• 21:07 – Rolex store experience
• 22:10 – Richard Mille and AP stores

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7. Bachelor Party & Bro Trip Planning

• Excitement builds for Mike’s Lake Powell bachelor party, with a huge houseboat, jet skis, and even a barge.
• Reflections on past legendary bachelor parties and the importance of making life-long memories together.
• Discussion about drinking or staying sober during these events. “It's gonna be so fun. You don't need alcohol to have a good time.” – Ryan (47:39)

Timestamp Highlights:

• 43:41 – Preview of the Lake Powell bachelor party
• 46:22 – Sobriety conversations ahead of the trip

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8. Testing Loyalty Between Friends: Boxing Drama

• Discussion about the fallout from a recently posted boxing match between Gavin and Jake, and how YouTube drama, jokes, and fan backlash unfold. “If there's anything I know about YouTubers and boxing, everyone loves YouTubers and boxing.” – Evan (41:20)
• Ryan catches some heat as a “promoter,” but the team acknowledges it’s all in good fun.
• No real beef with Jake now; friendships intact.

Timestamp Highlights:

• 39:53 – Jake’s reaction video & fan drama
• 41:36 – Defending YouTuber boxing as entertainment

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9. Iconic Pranks & Inside Jokes

• Riffing about Ken getting pranked by Noah from Maverick Detailing, who went “uber-fan” at a bar and then weirded Ken out by following him for days. “He made Ken so uncomfortable … Ken left early and went home.” – CJ (34:16)
• Classic CboysTV prank style: keep the joke going long after it stops being funny (for the target, anyway).
• The group brainstorms potential fake YouTuber marriages for Ken—including marrying Sophie Rain.

Timestamp Highlights:

• 33:00 – Ken’s “fan prank” story
• 49:22 – Who should Ken (fake) marry for YouTube?

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10. The Mystery of the Blown-Out Underwear

• Evan shares an absolutely wild story about cleaning out an old dresser and finding four pairs of huge, ancient, and “blowed out” (i.e., shredded and stained) granny panties.
• A mix of horror and disbelief as the guys try to piece together where they could have come from and who was responsible. “I feel very confident those came with the dresser. They're just too old.” – CJ (62:47)
• Suggestion to destroy the dresser out of caution.

Timestamp Highlights:

• 58:48 – Evan discovers the underwear
• 61:06 – Theories and reactions

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On discipline and routine:
  “If we would've gotten this show done with, we probably would all just inherently been like, ah, you know, we don't have anything to work towards … pushing it back, we can burn that routine in.” – Ryan (05:59)

• On gym struggles:
  “It's amazing how hard it is to have a mid physique.” – Mike (02:40)

• On trespassers:
  “Don’t go on our track, ‘cause if we catch you, we’re going to have to trespass you and call the cops.” – CJ (10:56)

• On luxury stores:
  “What is the point of that? Dude, they had a bag there just for holding a bouquet of flowers. That was fifteen hundred dollars. What the actual…” – Mike (25:51)

• On intense friend pranks:
  “You do a prank, think it’s so funny, just leave the door open to it continuing.” – Ken (34:05)

• On friendship and YouTube drama:
  “Jake is actually a very loyal friend … we just like cracking the jokes at him.” – CJ (43:11)

• On bachelor party hype:
  “We're gonna have a fire on that barge out in the middle of the lake.” – Mike (46:19)

• On bizarre discoveries:
  “I pull pair of underwear from behind this drawer—huge granny panties, like, huge, huge Hanes women’s underwear … and they're poop stained.” – Evan (58:48)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Topic | Timestamp | |-------------------------------|---------------| | 100-Day Challenge Recap | 01:29 – 08:11 | | Gym Culture & Dating | 04:04 – 05:41 | | Trespassing & Wild Animals | 09:41 – 13:35 | | Hot Wheels Fan Mail | 14:44 – 16:16 | | Project Cars/Risky Builds | 16:18 – 19:00, 30:55 – 32:19 | | Texas/Luxury Shopping Stories | 19:03 – 25:56 | | Bachelor Party Plans | 43:41 – 48:01 | | YouTuber Boxing Drama | 39:53 – 41:49 | | Ken’s Prank (Fanboy Detailer) | 33:00 – 36:13 | | Underwear Mystery | 58:48 – 63:15 |

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Tone & Language

The episode maintains CboysTV’s playful, sarcastic, and self-deprecating humor. There’s plenty of light roasting, storytelling, group encouragement, and the unmistakable energy of friends riffing, laughing, and occasionally crossing lines. If you’re new to the show, expect a blend of unfiltered bro talk, real life updates, and absurd tales from the world of YouTubers who live “life wide open.”

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Final Takeaway

This episode is quintessential CboysTV: fitness struggles, behind-the-scenes chaos, legendary pranks, and the kind of offbeat stories only this crew could deliver. Whether it’s debating the merits of luxury watches, planning wild bachelor parties, or finding unexplainable things in old furniture, there’s something hilarious or relatable almost every minute.

For fans or the curious, this is a perfect snapshot of the group’s dynamic, humor, and always-entertaining lives.

Transcript

[Mike]

Sophie Rain and Ken Mathies get married in Kabul.

[Ryan]

You're about to see another era of money, Mike.

[CJ]

Wow, that's sick.

[Ken]

I go and check our security cameras, and there's some kids whipping around our drift track.

[Evan]

Huge underwear blowed out.

[Ryan]

Oh, my goodness gracious.

[Mike]

That was, like, a traumatic experience, I think, for us all.

[Ken]

Don't forget, this is the last week of our Lambo giveaway, so get entered@cboys tv.com.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

$5 you spend gets you one entry, and you get your choice between a Lamborghini Huracan or a lamborghini urus. And $25,000 cash.

[Evan]

So, yeah, we got new. Yeah, new golf polos on there, new hats. We have some. Some jerseys.

[CJ]

I love the bunch of stuff.

[Evan]

Yeah, bunch of stuff for the end of the drop. So, like, ramp it up, boys and girls.

[CJ]

Dude, what's up with you? Do you just want to dress like us or what? You pull up. You're wearing my tank, and.

[Ryan]

Well, it's our. It's.

[Evan]

I guess CJ's claiming that then he puts the same hat I had on. Dude just wants to wear your Ben Ross special. We're still trying to come up with a name for that, by the way.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'll go put that on.

[Evan]

It's just like. It's the brown and tan hat with orange life wide open that Ben had wore for, like, months. I swear is the hat he wore more than any other hat. And then we're like, well, we should probably make it since he won't stop wearing it. Okay, all right, we're back.

[Ryan]

We're good.

[Evan]

That's the hat we were talking about.

[Ryan]

It's kind of cool. Named after you, man.

[CJ]

Ben, what size that T shirt?

[Ryan]

This is a large, but I came from the gym. Cj, I haven't seen you there, actually. Where have you been sleeping? You have been. So we. Yeah, we've been on this fitness kick. We were supposed to do a bodybuilder show last Saturday. So we'd been training for 100 days to do this show on June 6th, and we ended up canceling it and pushing it back to, like, the end of summer just because, like, it's kind of like a conflict of scheduling with, like, half the crew is going to be in, like, Texas at, like, weddings. And we had, like, a bunch of different things going on. And then the other reason was, like, I felt like we were finally making some, like, progression. Like, some of the crew has been, like, in the gym, hitting it pretty hard, and it would have just kind of felt like we're like half assing it just to like abide by this like 100 day fitness challenge. Right. But there wouldn't have been like any like real substantial gains.

[Mike]

Yeah. I really thought after 100 days of dedication I would have like an eight pack and like look really good. Like I truly did. I was like, dude, we got a trainer. He's going to get us on a diet and I am just going to like morph into this jacked guy. I really thought it was going to happen in 100 days and this shit's hard.

[Ryan]

It is, yeah.

[Mike]

Like I've been moderately locked in. I don't know if I could say I've been fully locked in, but I mean, it's amazing how hard it is to have a mid physique.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I mean I was skeptical about 100 days being enough and then when I was asking the few trainers that we had talked to, they were like, oh, 100 days more than enough. I'm like, really? Because like I've been lifting weights since I was in the ninth grade. It does not seem like enough time to really make some substantial gains. And honestly it was like, you guys don't really realize it, but you've definitely added a lot of muscle and like, I mean even from the first day to like now how much more weight you're pushing and like Ken is slimming down so much. Like everyone is talking about that. I think just giving more time for this is only going to make it better and it's just also going to instill more of a routine of working out and everyone like Ken Frickin is dedicated.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

He's on it. He gets up every day at like 7:30. He's already at the gym. Like he doesn't care if you guys are going or not. He's there, he's lifting weights, he's running, he's doing stuff. And if he can't do that, he's freaking riding on the stationary bike. Like, I love to see it. Like, I'm proud of you, Ken.

[Ken]

Thank you.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'm proud of you too, Ken.

[Ken]

Days we've been home, I haven't missed a day in like a while.

[Mike]

But you've been going when we're on vacation, right?

[Ken]

Yeah, like I, I went to the gym and left my, my card out in Washington, so.

[CJ]

Oh, oh yeah, you went to the Snap Fitness out in Washington. How was that?

[Ken]

That's some good looking girls there.

[CJ]

Really?

[Mike]

Really?

[Ken]

Because you know, normally it's like, it's just a bunch of dudes at the gym we go to, and that one was like all chicks. And they were all really good looking.

[Evan]

So much that Ken had to update us in the group chat. That was my favorite part. That is in. Yo, the birds here are insane, dude.

[Ryan]

Yeah, if you want to find a hot chick, like, going to a gym is a pretty good place to start.

[Mike]

That is a controversial statement. Cuz girls don't want to get hit on at the gym is a thing. But at least if you could maybe make a connection and then you would see them somewhere else at like a coffee shop or a place where girls want to get hit on. I don't know.

[CJ]

Where is that?

[Ryan]

I have no idea.

[Mike]

I don't know. Where do girls want to get hit on?

[Ryan]

It's a good question.

[CJ]

Probably nowhere. But there is definitely ways in the gym. Like if they're eyeballing you, then maybe you go and talk to them. Or like you somehow work into like, hey, you. You done with that piece of equipment? Oh, no, I have one set left. Oh, okay. Yeah, I love this piece of equipment. I. I always work out on this. You know, that'd be like a good starting line.

[Ryan]

Damn, dude. And that's how the women. That's how. Yeah, that's how C.J. used to get all of his chicks.

[CJ]

I used to work at a gym.

[Ryan]

I know.

[CJ]

That's why I used to work at that gym. That was more of a sarcastic. I've been reading the comments. Sometimes people don't pick up on my sarcasm, so I have to really let you know sarcastic because I can already read the comment. That is the worst pickup line ever. I can't believe CJ would actually think that's a good idea.

[Mike]

I don't think people realize CJ's funny.

[Evan]

Thank you, Ryan. Yeah, I'm gonna say this. This is actually has nothing to do with cj. Like sometimes someone will hit me with damn. Like, you can't pick up sarcasm. You of all people. And I'm like, what if it just wasn't funny? I did pick up the sarcasm. It's full blown. That has nothing to do with you. I just like, sometimes it's like, dude, you can't read sarcasm. And you're like, no, I can.

[Ryan]

It's just, dude, Mike doesn't let anything slide. Yeah, you know, Serious Mike.

[Mike]

Serious Mike.

[Ryan]

But no, Ken, I am very proud of you. And I feel like we're in like this good routine that if we would have gotten this show done with, we probably would all just inherently been like, ah, you know, it's whatever you know, we don't have anything to like, work towards like, as much, and then we probably would have stopped going as hard. So I feel like pushing it back another three months or so. You know, we can just like continue to like burn that routine in and then after it's done, it's gonna hopefully stick more and we can just keep at it.

[CJ]

Yeah, no. So the reason I haven't been in the gym is because we were gifted a 2700 pound marble statue. So we're trying to move it. There was like seven of us and we just had to move it literally an inch. Everyone was pushing as hard as they could and I thought to myself, I've got to have a little bit more left. And I was kind of pushing at a weird angle and I like tore something in my shoulder. This was. That's how you did it? Yeah, this was like a month ago. I hate telling the story because, like, whenever anyone asks, like, oh, like, how'd you hurt your shoulder? Like anyone else, I'm hard to explain. I go, long story, it's nothing crazy.

[Evan]

I overexerted myself lifting something that was way too heavy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[CJ]

It was a hand chiseled marble statue of a.

[Evan]

Okay.

[CJ]

Greek God holding a lifewide open sign and a lightning bolt.

[Ryan]

Yeah. That's funny. I thought it was for sure from like actually working out, but I started.

[CJ]

Getting back into it just last Friday.

[Evan]

I bet it was driving you crazy. I mean, you're in the gym way more than all of us on a routine.

[CJ]

Yeah. And then like now we're actually doing it for a purpose and for filming and I'm. I can't even freaking do it. I tried going and it just was getting worse and worse. So I was like, I just got to give it a break. And it worked out really nice because then we ended up pushing it out. So if we're doing this in September, like, we have serious amount of time to, like, make some gains. Especially if you guys just stay going five days a week, you're probably going to be able to look like most of the guys up there.

[Ryan]

Well, I don't know if I quite say that, but it is funny how, like, it's just kind of a snowball. Like the first two months you don't really see much progression. And then like, I'd say in the last month you really start to see it.

[Mike]

The plateaus are what's tough, dude. Like, I get going, I feel really good. And then you hit like three weeks where you just feel like you're not doing Anything. And then like, a week goes by and you're like, oh, okay, I see it. Or I feel good again.

[Ryan]

You know who hasn't been hitting the gym with us?

[Evan]

Me. Well, Mike, I gotta say that, like, I've been losing weight, but I have not been putting on muscle.

[Ryan]

Evan. I mean, we've said this, but Evan prides himself on being anti. Jim thinks of Cheeto.

[Evan]

And before we go in on him, he could be here to defend himself.

[Ryan]

He would.

[CJ]

But.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he wouldn't. He wouldn't. He wouldn't disagree with me. No, he wouldn't disagree because he's, like. He's trying to do the opposite for the video where he's, like, plumping up. I mean, we kind of. We kind of talked about in the last video, like, you know, he's kind of got this little barrel on him that's just getting.

[Evan]

But he's doing what he does. The. The pushback. That's. The pushback is like, yeah, no matter.

[CJ]

What we were doing, there'd be a push.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Evan's workout has been going to the golf course as many nights as he can a week.

[Mike]

You could argue that it's good walking.

[Ken]

It's not.

[Ryan]

He takes a golf cart and he drinks a cooler of beer.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Like, it's gotten to the point where, oh, is this that surprising? But, like, it's 18 holes and at least six beers. But that's just the pregame to, like, the rest of his night. Like, every time he goes golfing, he basically comes back in rough shape.

[Ryan]

Yeah, no, it's easy to do. It is bad. But if he was here, he would. He would agree. He's. Because he's not. He's not trying to hop on this fitness train, which I personally think is hilarious. Like, I love that he's just doing the complete opposite for once.

[CJ]

I'm like, perfect. Yeah, you should do that.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And then he's like, oh, maybe I won't. Maybe I'll cut back on it working out now.

[Evan]

Psychology is insane.

[Ryan]

But, yeah. So beginning of October is our new date.

[CJ]

Works out good. So, Ken, what was the deal? We had some trespassers last night.

[Ken]

Yeah. So I. I was looking through my Instagram DMS this morning. Ken, some kids were on your property last night. The Drift Compound. And I have proof and can provide you one of their names. And they posted it on their story, dumbass.

[Evan]

Oh, so someone else that wasn't there.

[Ken]

Random kid. He said they basically ratted his friends out. So then I go and check our security cameras, and there's some kids whipping around our drift track at like 11, 11 midnight last night.

[Mike]

Drifting or just driving fast.

[Ken]

I didn't watch the video. I just saw there was a like a, a white CRV driving around it.

[CJ]

Dude, that's ballsy.

[Ryan]

Can we pop it up, put them on blast?

[Mike]

I mean they were trespassing on our property.

[Evan]

Anything hit a tree, anything around midnight, that's another added little sketch.

[CJ]

No lights out there.

[Evan]

Yeah, I mean it's just also like there's a little noise ordinance. Like, I mean we don't slide around our track at 11 midnight.

[CJ]

It looks like they just more so scrolled, drove through. I don't like that though.

[Evan]

No, I don't like it. That is so far from whipping, but it's still trespassing.

[CJ]

Normally someone's there that would be like.

[Mike]

Yo, oh, they hit the wall.

[CJ]

Jump it.

[Evan]

Wait, then they were like, oh shoot.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they frame out.

[Mike]

Dude, imagine. Yeah, you're doing that. You get framed out and then their car stuck there.

[CJ]

Don't go on our track, cuz if we catch you, we're going to have to trespass you and call the cops.

[Ken]

We've been talking about putting up all these no trespassing signs and all that. We just got to finally.

[CJ]

It's just more so the liability of it. Like we don't want someone getting hurt and for that we just can't have random people going on our track. Just like anyone who owns a track, just like Cletus, just like Axel Hodges isn't just having random people go out on his track. Like you have to sign waivers for a reason. And also it's just tracks can be dangerous, especially if you're going to be driving fast or whatever. So you have a likelihood of crashing, as we've seen many of times.

[Ryan]

Yeah, no doubt. Pretty often though, someone's there.

[CJ]

Yeah, I know. That was actually a rare occasion to show up at that time and then not have someone come out and be.

[Ryan]

Like, yo, we had some other trespassers the other night on the drift track.

[Evan]

To that same spot. Pretty much.

[Ryan]

They were a little bit more probably black and furry.

[Evan]

I was checking, checking the cameras to see if some stuff got delivered. I was in Texas at the time and then like 30 minutes, emotion detected. And then I was like, what, the two decent sized black bears rolling around the drift track?

[Ken]

Shut up.

[Evan]

They weren't like massive like, but they were big.

[Mike]

What were they digging in the trash or just like strolling?

[Evan]

Just strolling. Just walking through. Like it legit looked like they made the stroll Every other day.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

So I don't know. It was to keep an eye out for them.

[Ryan]

I love black bear sightings around here because, like, everyone is like, they're like so elusive. It's still like very special for someone to actually catch a black bear on camera. Whereas, like, if you're in northern Minnesota, it's just like a raccoon running on your porch.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

They're like, down here, it's like, it makes the whole local news. Like, black bear is spotted.

[Mike]

Do you think it's that They've always been here but nobody had cameras? Like now every single lake cabin has it. Minimum a ring doorbell, like, but even you go back like eight years, nobody had ring doorbells and stuff like that. So you think it's just they're getting caught more often or do you think they're here?

[CJ]

I think they've been here. They're just elusive, like Ben was saying. And now that we got the cameras everywhere, it's like you just see them.

[Ken]

Seems like every single video of them, they're walking around at night and it's, you know, pretty late. If it was during the day, they might be spotted, but at night.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's true.

[CJ]

It's like coyotes. Like, you don't really see them unless you're looking for.

[Ryan]

I'm still not 100% positive, but I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain lion probably like 8 years ago at this point. But it's still like, those are like, even crazier to see. There was some rumblings in the area that like, there was one running around shortly after. I think that I saw mine, but it was running across my driveway. And it was like, it was like a flash and it was a big cat. Fairly certain it was a mountain lion, which is really scary.

[Mike]

Like, they're bigger than dogs. Right. Like a big sized dog when you're hunting this year. Didn't like a bob.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And it just sat there and just stared at me.

[Evan]

We had a mountain lion around my house growing up, but it's kind of the same thing. It's like I think that I saw it, but we did find tracks.

[CJ]

Have you ever seen when, like they have the multiple, like hound dogs and they will, like chase after the mountain lions.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

They run them up a tree.

[CJ]

Yeah. Isn't that crazy?

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's like more common, like out west, you know, mountain, like lion hunting.

[Mike]

You run them up trees.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

There's just like so many of them that the cat just can't take them on. And then they get so Scared.

[Mike]

Look at this video of this guy. He's hunting kind of like Ben was. And then the bobcat runs up the tree.

[Evan]

Up the tree. Up the tree. He was in next to him. Yeah.

[CJ]

Holy squirrel.

[Mike]

Look at that, dude. Imagine if it decided to come up in the tree. He's in.

[Evan]

Oh, man.

[CJ]

Man, that thing is fast.

[Evan]

Yeah, I climbed the tree in like a second.

[CJ]

I'd shoot it if it came up my tree.

[Ryan]

I don't know if you could that close. You would have to like, no scope.

[Mike]

That's true. You're not up there with like a pistol. Right.

[CJ]

You don't think you could quick scope at the least 360?

[Ryan]

You could try it. Probably be enough to scare it.

[Evan]

Okay, I just want to hand these out to you guys real quick. We got some fan mail from Jackson. He's nine years old. Him and his dad like watching the podcast. So he sent us these, and I think he just sent us each cars that have to do with us.

[Mike]

No way.

[Ryan]

That's so nice.

[Mike]

Individually.

[Evan]

Always nice when a little kid gives away his hot Wheels or gets Hot Wheels for you. Like, I wasn't trying to give up my Hot Wheels when I was 9 years old.

[Mike]

What'd you get there? Siege monster truck.

[CJ]

Yeah, I got a monster truck.

[Ryan]

Oh, nice.

[Mike]

Look at that.

[CJ]

Ford Raptor. Couple. Couple monster trucks.

[Evan]

Classic. Ben got a Ford Raptor.

[CJ]

Hot dog car. There you go.

[Ryan]

Mike, I got a hot dog.

[Ken]

Mine's pretty funny.

[Ryan]

I got a.

[Ken]

A Bronco.

[Evan]

Nice.

[Ken]

And a. A semi with the toilet on the back.

[Ryan]

Ah.

[Ken]

Wow.

[CJ]

That is very.

[Mike]

The hell? Did Chad GP or did freaking AI make that Hot Wheel?

[Evan]

How do you find a Hot Wheel.

[Ryan]

With the toilet on that Jeep?

[Evan]

Got a little Jeep gladiator. He actually sent one for, like, everybody. This one says, all right, a Radio Flyer red wagon with a huge motor in it.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah, we gotta get one of those.

[Evan]

Oh, a lifted Mustang.

[CJ]

Nice.

[Evan]

Very nice.

[Ryan]

This thing's way nicer than ours.

[Evan]

You got a Camaro here. We got Gavin. He likes three wheelers. Sorry, Gavin's not here. A Trike. Very nice. Thank you, Jackson. Dude, a bunch of three wheelers. Oh, wow.

[Ryan]

It looks like the Twike.

[Evan]

It does.

[Mike]

Look at that.

[Evan]

Yeah. One.

[CJ]

Hey, is a plane considered a three wheeler?

[Ryan]

A plane? Yeah, technically.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

It's got three. Three points of contact. Yeah. Gavin needs to start flying. Yeah.

[Evan]

That's hilarious.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

About a plane, because it's three wheeler.

[Mike]

I was actually just looking at my Hummer on the pole today, and, dude, I kind of want to get that thing Down. I don't want to bust it. I want to go back out on it.

[Ryan]

We should take it down.

[Mike]

I think we should take it down safely. I think is what I'd prefer to do.

[Ryan]

That thing is a penthouse for animals.

[CJ]

Right now I just want to see what the interior looks like more than anything, allegedly. How many years you been up there?

[Ryan]

You got to think.

[Mike]

Yeah, two years up there.

[Ken]

Do you remember the Smart Car? Like, the Smart Car interior literally just disintegrated.

[CJ]

Yeah. Well, this one's got everything open.

[Ken]

Yeah. So I. I think that interior, like, I don't think the seats are just going to be foam. I think the leather is just kind of like torn apart. I bet.

[Mike]

I don't know, man. Good Hummer, leather built. Hummer tough.

[CJ]

It's very risky, but I feel like the likelihood of it falling is also low. Someone should just sit up in that thing for a second or just like get craned up and like, stand on the roof for the. How iconic that picture would be.

[Mike]

True. Would be. It's honestly a shame I didn't do it right off the bat.

[Evan]

No, I'm down. It's been up there for so long that, like.

[CJ]

Yeah, it hasn't fallen.

[Evan]

As long as you're not jumping around. Yeah, I'm down to go up there.

[Ryan]

You should have just closed the windows. I guess in hindsight, the back door.

[Mike]

Was off it anyway, so, like, it was pretty cooked regardless.

[Ken]

We would have helped.

[Mike]

Would have helped, but I mean. Yeah, I never thought it would come back down. I never thought I'd miss it as much as I do.

[Evan]

Oh, so you came into it, like, thinking that that was permanent.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, I mean. Yeah, it's 17ft in the air on a pole. I figured it wasn't coming down into the ground.

[Ryan]

I just can't believe it hasn't blown down. I know it's not welded up there. It's just. It's just straight up sitting on a pole, which isn't that crazy. It would take a lot to blow a car around. But it's got like four kites on it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like with the pontoons now you think that those things would just.

[CJ]

Hey, the welds have held very well, too.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we rushed. Big wrench on that one.

[CJ]

Just like hanging.

[Ryan]

It's. They're half welded on.

[CJ]

It's so like, probably more strain on that sitting up there than it was in the water.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You're probably.

[Ryan]

Oh, I guess of the actual pontoon sitting there. But the cylinder that has like the. The pole right and then there has four arms that's going off of it. And it originally started that we were putting Ken's bronco up there and we only had like an hour to do it when Ken was running to town. So Big Ranch is up there welding these arms onto this cylinder. And we were like, dude, Big Ranch, you got. You got 30 minutes left. You got 15 minutes left. He's going to be here in 10 minutes, Big Ranch. And he's like, I can't weld these things completely all the way around. And we were like, just weld them half then. So those things are half welded on. Like each arm is half welded on. It's still Holden, obviously. It's kind of a testament to Big Wrench Welds right there.

[Mike]

It's true.

[Evan]

Dude is good at what he does.

[CJ]

His subdivision of Big Wrench builds is Big Wrench Welds.

[Ryan]

Yeah. How was Texas?

[Evan]

Texas was great. It was hot. Texas isn't like as cool as maybe everyone makes it out. Like when we go to Florida. Like Florida's awesome stuff. Love Florida. But Texas is not as cool as everyone makes it.

[CJ]

It's just the country.

[Evan]

I love the weather though.

[CJ]

Or not the country, but it's probably very similar to up here, just a little hotter.

[Evan]

And honestly, like, this is very conceited thing to complain about, but the cell phone service there is horrible. Is it just too big? Like we're like right outside of Dallas and I have like one bar and my phone's hardly working and I'm like, it's just. That doesn't make sense to me, honestly.

[Mike]

The whole trip, like we went to some of the same places as we did when we went down there for rednecks, paychecks and that. I don't know, that was like a traumatic experience. I think for us all. Rednecks with paychecks was.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that was pretty heavy.

[CJ]

We were in the middle of nowhere too. Yeah.

[Mike]

And so like, I think it just like brought back some of those rednecks with paychecks memories. And it just got the heebie jeebies, like even down to the flight. You remember our flight out of there got delayed and it was just like.

[Ryan]

Don'T miss the flight.

[CJ]

I don't really like Dallas airport either.

[Mike]

It just the whole time just gave me the heebie jeebus.

[Evan]

But other than that was good. We, we went to this like super, super bougie, like galleria, like, you know, mall or whatever you call it, where everyone that's pulling up is legit, like in a Urus or A G Wagon or Audi or whatever, like a ton of nice cars. And like all the stores you'd walk up and then the security guard would go, just two at a time, please. Like, yo, that pissed me off. We go into Rolex, Me, Ryan, Randy. And then they're like, only two at a time, please. I'm like, I'm with them, come on. And they're like, only two at a time, please.

[CJ]

And they go, whoa, whoa, you got an Apple watch? The Apple store?

[Evan]

Yeah, they that they're wearing Rolexes and they're, they compliment. Oh, nice datejust nice whatever you're wearing. And then they're like, what do you got? I'm like, I just. Apple watch. And then he's like, nice. And so they send them in. And then I'm like, I see this sick watch in this display case. I'm like, all right, well actually this is six. I go to take a picture of it. No photos.

[Mike]

Really? Yeah, no photos.

[Ryan]

And I go, holy shit, fuck dude, no photos. You guys trying to not sell anything.

[Evan]

So then I said, I was like, this is one, I'm interested. So like, I kind of want a photo of it. And then he's like, sorry man, no photos. And then I'm just like, all right, I'm leaving.

[CJ]

So that never going to buy a Rolex now. So those guys just screwed it up.

[Evan]

I just figured that Rolex would be like a little more forgiving. And I'm used to like in Vegas, you know, like they let everyone.

[CJ]

They let you fucking try it on in Vegas, right?

[Evan]

So then we go into the Richard Milley store that just opened. That was insane. There was multiple rooms, multiple floors. You know, they have a receptionist, they have like 10 people on duty. Four watches in the entire store.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

You guys are or aren't familiar with them. There can be millions of dollars. Yeah, four watches in the entire store. They have like a pool table room. They had this like music room with hundred thousand dollar speakers. They had like a cigar patio. They had like a whiskey room. And then four watches. But if you think about it, they only have to sell like one watch to pay for their whole.

[Mike]

You're leaving out the best part. They had the full motion F1 simulator, full motion racing seat, like Ferrari steering wheel.

[Ken]

It was lit and it's in a watch store.

[Mike]

Yeah, but you can't even buy them there. I don't know. And like they're so attentive to you.

[CJ]

And I'm like annoying.

[Mike]

I'm like, I am not even in the realm of ever Purchasing one of these stupid things and you only have four here. Like, just leave me alone. Let me walk around.

[Evan]

And like, it was insane. And then, yeah, the lady like, literally walking us. Yep, this is this room. And you go, what else do you guys want to check out? We're like, we actually, like, don't need you.

[Ryan]

Did you tell her that, Mike?

[Evan]

No. And then we went into the ap. I don't know how to. Oddmer.

[CJ]

Yep.

[Evan]

How do you say it?

[Ryan]

Automark Piquette.

[Evan]

Okay. Someone went in there. Those watches are very cool. Ryan tries one on. It's sick. And then he's like, so could I buy this? And they're like, nah, you gotta buy a couple before you can buy this one.

[Mike]

I was like, what the.

[Evan]

Okay.

[Mike]

This is the dumbest sham in the world, dude.

[Ryan]

You gotta buy these two if you wanna.

[Mike]

She brings up just the most ugly fucking watch you've ever seen. She goes, if you buy this, it will help your chances getting the call for that. I go, are you. How can you say that with a straight face?

[Ryan]

To me, the watch industry is so weird because, like, you can't go into authorized Rolex dealer and buy a Rolex. They're like, sorry, we don't have any for sale. But then you hear people that do and they just lie straight to your face. And they're so good at it.

[Mike]

They're so good at it.

[Ryan]

They're so good at it. And you're just like, well, put me on the list. For sure I'll get one if I'm on the list, right? And they're like, maybe. What do you mean maybe?

[Mike]

Yeah, they're like, how about you go look at these necklaces or something. Buy something else from us and then you'll get one. I'm like, are you?

[Evan]

And that was the funniest part, was the watch they brought out that they were like, this is going to be where we would start you. You could buy this today. It was really ugly.

[Mike]

Was the ugliest thing. It was like 65 grand. It was more expensive than the watch that I wanted.

[CJ]

What?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I was like, are you. This is. This is insane. Yeah, it was. It was a dumb, dumb sham.

[CJ]

I get. Buy them off of. You can buy them off like a third party.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Yeah.

[Evan]

I do like the idea of, of getting in that line and then purchasing something similar to like a Porsche 3. A lot of Porsches. Once you get that allocation, you buy the watch and then immediately it's worth more money.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's Cool to me, some of them are like the last of them aren't the last five years. Like, I'd say with COVID and social media, like, they've really blown up the watch market. And watches have been like a really good investment. If you bought one new, like, you get one through an authorized dealer, so you pay like, basically like MSRP for it, it's immediately worth more. But now it's kind of just like, prices have kind of like came down. So, like, watch dealers can't really, like, swank people kind of like how they were. But most of that shit doesn't make sense to, like, the, you know, common person that sits in, sits and thinks about it. Like, hold on now. So you're telling me that I can't even buy this thing that's overpriced. Like, I have to be put on a list and then they tell me when I can buy it.

[Ken]

But three ones that you don't like, just. You get a chance.

[Mike]

Like, was funny though, sitting in there. He goes, where's the drift car store? I want to go there. And I'm like, dude, if they had one, I would go to it.

[Evan]

Yeah, they're fun to go in, but like, they're definitely not for me. Like, I'm money Mike. But in a different aspect. Yeah, it's just like when we had to get in the goyard. I didn't even know what a goyard bag was, but you had to wait in line for people to exit the store before you could enter bags. What is the point of that? Dude, they had a bag there just for holding a bouquet of flowers. That was fifteen hundred dollars. What the actual is, man?

[Mike]

People just find good ways, bad ways to spend dumb money.

[Ryan]

I think, like, the craziest thing is when. When people are like, balling out on. On like Louis Vuitton clothes. Like, I think that's just like a kind of person because it's not an investment. Like, you're going to argue that a watch is like a luxury good. That's a stupid thing to buy, right? But it's. At the end of the day, it's an investment. Like, my Rolex has doubled in value.

[Mike]

Really?

[Ryan]

Doubled in value.

[Mike]

God damn, I bought a dumb one, I guess. And mine ain't worth any more money. It's worth less.

[Ryan]

I could sell it and make money right now. Or if it didn't double in value, I could sell it and get exactly what I. What I paid for.

[Evan]

Most.

[Ryan]

Most of the time when you buy a watch like that, right? But clothes, it Makes no sense. Yeah.

[CJ]

I can't even imagine washing like a shirt like that. I'd be so worried.

[Ryan]

Yeah, imagine you eating in it, cj. You spill on everything that you own.

[CJ]

It wouldn't work. That's why I wear premium goods like this.

[Ryan]

Thankfully you have a clothing brand because you can like get new shirts. Otherwise you'd have a stain on every single shirt that you owned.

[CJ]

It happens all the time. I'll get done filming or whatever and I look down on my shirt and I'll just throw it in the garbage.

[Ryan]

And go, just got.

[CJ]

It's like a little stand one wear. Yeah. Dropped a pepperoni on it.

[Evan]

I don't know, when I was shopping for my tux or whatever, I bought a few other shirts that were way more money than I ever want to spend on a shirt. Like a hundred dollar button up shirt. But that's just because it's premium quality.

[Mike]

Fabric and it actually fits good.

[Evan]

Thousand dollars?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

And it actually fits good. You're not paying a thousand dollars just because it's a Louis Vuitton shirt.

[CJ]

Yeah, there's diminished paying.

[Evan]

Nice quality fabric and that's it.

[Mike]

I saw a guy in one of the fancy stores and he had an entourage and, and he was wearing the craziest, like I've never seen a real crazy rapper chain in real life, like all diamond out and whatever. And he had face tats. Like I was like, they're the only.

[Ryan]

Who was it? Lil Baby?

[Mike]

I have no idea.

[Ryan]

But he had Baby D Baby.

[Mike]

No, he was, I don't know if he was one of the babies.

[Ryan]

Was he a Lil?

[Mike]

He might have been a Lil or, or a hyphenated, you know where they're like NBA or NYG or yng. Anyway, he might have been in a, an abbreviation or something. But he was shopping and he left the store with like the largest bag I've ever seen of things. And he was like, give me that, give me that, give me that. Couple very large scary fellas standing around him. But he didn't look famous, he just acted famous. Yeah, like, you know when people like you see them, there's a local guy around here like Josh Dumal, he looks famous. Like you're like, damn, he, he has a, an aura to him. But that guy didn't look famous.

[Ryan]

Imagine how bummed he is to hear that. He's like, oh man, I just spent 250 racks, huh? And I don't even look famous.

[Mike]

He acted famous. Didn't look famous.

[Ryan]

That's funny.

[Mike]

Good news though, dude. North Dakota raises speed limits to 80. We're going to be able to get places so much faster now, dude.

[CJ]

It's crazy how much of a difference there is. Wow, that's sick. And that's for the Viper.

[Evan]

Yeah, bro.

[Mike]

Let's go. That is Mike.

[Evan]

I was stoked. And now no more getting pulled over for not being registered. I did get pulled over one more time since we talked about it last. The dude was super nice. It was actually for rolling a stop sign. And then he goes, how do you know Stanley, who was my grandpa? And I'm like, he was my grandpa. And then he's like, oh, I bought the house that he. He grew up in it, but I bought the house that he used to live in. So he gives me his car, and he's like, you ever want to go down memory lane, hit me up.

[Mike]

Well, that's so nice.

[Ryan]

Works out good for you.

[Evan]

Yeah, I'm pretty stoked on these money.

[Mike]

Mike.

[Ryan]

That's lit like, nobody's got more vanity plates than you.

[Evan]

I do love vanity plates, which I don't even like that they're called that because it sounds fruity.

[Ryan]

But, Mike, did you see the Instagram story that I tagged you in?

[Evan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got tagged in that a bunch of times. There's, like, basically a Viper limo. It's got to be the only one ever made.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Who's stupid enough to make two?

[Ryan]

Does make a lot of sense.

[Evan]

But is it still for sale or is it just, like, floating around?

[Ryan]

I don't know, but you should find it.

[Evan]

This is.

[Ryan]

Dude, do you think about wine night in Viper?

[Evan]

Yeah, but just like to be very clear, I ain't buying that. I'd chuck in on it, but that would be a company purchase, because, like, look through that.

[Ryan]

It looked good as it did.

[Evan]

It didn't look like. It looks so ridiculous that it was like, wow, Viper limo.

[Mike]

Imagine drifting that thing. Like, I got to assume it's got the power to drift. We'd need a bigger drift track just to get it to swing out.

[CJ]

Dude, that's actually sweet idea, because we really haven't had a limo that could, like, slide. To actually see that thing doing a donut would be insane. It'd be like, almost like a clock. If you had a drone above.

[Mike]

You'D.

[Evan]

Think it would have the power. If the drive strap is drive shaft is even half as strong as our limo, our F1 trillion or whatever truck, it'd be good.

[Mike]

Should we call Big Wrench right now and ask him if he thinks he can build A limo?

[Ryan]

Yeah. Do you think you could stretch out Mike's Viper? Big wrench.

[CJ]

After lunch, we're planning on filming.

[Evan]

Yeah. A little bit of fiberglass and some welding.

[Mike]

You think that'd be funny? If you called him and go, big wrench. You think you build a limo?

[CJ]

He's a. Anything's possible.

[Ryan]

Guarantee it.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Hello.

[Ryan]

Hey, Big Ranch.

[Mike]

Hey.

[Ryan]

Hey. We're just sitting in a content planning meeting, and we're just throwing some ideas at the board. Do you think that it'd be possible to stretch Mike's Viper and make it into, like, a limo?

[Mike]

Depends on what you want to look like.

[CJ]

You think it's possible, though?

[Ryan]

You think it's possible, though?

[Mike]

Well, anything's possible.

[Ryan]

How long you think it'd take?

[Mike]

Depends on what you want to look like.

[Evan]

I don't know.

[Ryan]

I mean, the classic, like, good enough for a thumbnail.

[Mike]

Probably three weeks.

[CJ]

I was throwing the two out.

[Ryan]

All right, sounds good.

[CJ]

We were just with you, Big Wrench. We're on the podcast.

[Ryan]

All right, okay. But. All right.

[Evan]

Dang.

[CJ]

If he said.

[Evan]

If he said three weeks for that, I'm curious. If you would have just been like, how. How long would it take to make just a limo? He would have probably been like, yeah.

[Ryan]

We could just do that, dude.

[Mike]

He did by Friday.

[CJ]

He did ours in, like, a day. Our F1 trillion when we chopped the back off. And then you just took the. The very end welded on, put the things in.

[Ryan]

Gavin did it.

[Mike]

Gavin did it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[CJ]

In like a day.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

If we wouldn't have told him that we were joking, he'd hang up and just be like, oh, fuck. I told him three weeks. How do I. I got to figure out how to. Realistically, I could probably get four. Hopefully they assume that four is a stretch and they could plan for five.

[Evan]

I always thought, too, like, some. Sometimes, like, Big Wrench, he's going to, like, latch on to a project that he says, let's say will take three weeks, and then he's going to start coming up with, like, banger video ideas to fill in so that he can get more time build, which would be great.

[Mike]

He goes, you guys should prank Ken or something this week.

[Evan]

Here's the plan. And we're like, wow, big wrench. It's a great idea. He's like, nice. One more week to work on this build.

[Ryan]

Like, usually they'll give us a timeline, and we'll ask for shorter, and then we usually end up landing, like, on their timeline that they stretched to get to that Point.

[Mike]

Pretty impressive.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it is. It's very impressive.

[CJ]

Speaking of Ken pranks, Ken, did we talk at all about when Noah pranked you on the podcast yet?

[Ken]

On the podcast?

[Mike]

No, I don't think so.

[CJ]

So, anyways, we had our. Our buddy Noah from Maverick Detailing. He came up, detailed all of our cars, but then, like, paint corrected both the Lamborghinis. Like, made them look probably better than when they pulled off the Lamborghini lot. But anyways, Ken hadn't seen him. Noah was in a different building, kind of in the back, using that as his detail spot. He'd been here for probably two days, and Ken was doing his own thing, and he was at Zarba's one night, and we were pulling up, and I was like, all right, no, just wait, like, five minutes, walk in, kind of be looking around. And then when you see Ken, be like, ken, you know, and basically just do the whole fanboy thing, except just don't leave him alone. So, like, when you. When you shake his hand, like, keep holding it for as long as possible, and then, like, ask ridiculous things of him, like, say, like, hey, could we, like, go see your house? Like, can we go over to the boathouse and all these things? And. No, no. Eventually, Ken got, like, so weirded out, he, like, tried walking away, and Noah followed him. And then we never really corrected it, as usual.

[Ken]

You do a prank, think it's so funny, Just leave the door open to it. Continuing.

[CJ]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan]

Like, there was still a lot of.

[CJ]

Opportunity left in it. You just left Ken. You felt so.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

No, you left the bar.

[Ryan]

Ken left early and went home.

[Ken]

Because I was like, this is so uncomfortable. He was asking way too creepy a question, way too close. And I was like, I got to.

[Mike]

Get out of here.

[CJ]

All the locals, too, were just like, wow, this kid is nuts, dude. Because, like, they didn't know it was a prank either. But then, like, Noah didn't want anything to do with me. I told him, like, if I go up to talk to you, be like, yeah, yeah, no, I'm talking to Ken. Which made it really funny too. Two days later, when we're eating lunch, we had Noah pull up and, like, basically walk into the shop, like, hey, I'm looking for Ken.

[Evan]

Ken's eyes were like, what is he doing here?

[CJ]

Yeah, he was so.

[Evan]

And again, singles you out, and, like, there's a bunch of cars in the parking lot. And he's just like, ken, I gotta check out the Tesla. And then he's like, can I sit in it? And then he's like, let's go for a drive.

[CJ]

At what point. At what point did you realize it was a prank?

[Ken]

After I left the bar that night, I was like, is this the detail kid? You put him up immediately. I called you out on that, and you're like, no, no, no. I don't know who that was. Asked Dalton the same thing. I picked up a little bit on Dalton because Dalton, like, had to. He was just waking up, and I. He had to, like, jog his memory of, oh, that was a prank. He kind of stumbled a second, and then I kept asking, are you Noah? Are you the kid detailing the cars?

[CJ]

And then he, are you Noah?

[Ken]

And then he kept just going out on this prank, and I was like, God, this is so uncomfortable.

[CJ]

I was just curious what your thoughts were.

[Ken]

So you guys took him golfing? He broke my golf clubs, and he didn't even detail any of my car.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So after he got done with, like.

[CJ]

Really got the shit.

[Ken]

The shit end out of that whole deal.

[CJ]

Pranks, no detailed cars and broken golf club. Yeah.

[Ryan]

We went golfing a couple days later, and Ken and Noah had this rocky past, but we were. You know, we were going golfing, and we're like, no, you want to come? And he was like, sure, yeah. Can I use, like, someone's clubs? And I think he just asked Ken, can I use your clubs? What's Ken gonna say no to this kid? He's a nice guy.

[CJ]

It seemed like Noah is a golfer.

[Ryan]

It seemed like it was.

[CJ]

He striked me as, like I thought he was.

[Ryan]

So we show up to the first tee, right? And he teases ball up, like, 4 inches off the ground. And if you're not a golfer, where's.

[Evan]

This guy getting his tees at?

[Ryan]

If you're not a golfer? Like, the head of the driver is, like, say, two and a half inches tall, right? So this ball is floating above where you would, like, sweep it off. So I'm watching it because I just want to see what happens. Sure enough, just sweeps the tee out from underneath, and ball goes up in the air like 20ft, and then comes down, like, 14ft in front of us, right? And I was like, who would have seen that coming, right? And then the next hole, he does the same thing. He tees it up, all them out.

[CJ]

You go, why are you teeing it up?

[Ryan]

So I go, bro, why are you teeing it up that high?

[CJ]

This is how I do it. And you're like, whatever. Just do it the way you do it. Then. Let me see you hit it. And Then he goes to hit. Breaks Ken's claw.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he hits the shaft. Because the ball was so high up. He just hit the shaft on the ball, and it just shattered it.

[Evan]

New driver.

[Ken]

It was the clubs I bought, like, three weeks ago.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And so the driver had just flies off. The driver had went farther than the ball.

[CJ]

I hadn't seen that since Mike back in 2019.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It was honestly kind of refreshing to see, cuz, like, now all my friends are getting better at golf. It's not as funny, but that one. That one, I was like, oh. And then Noah goes, oh, this is Ken's club, but this is Ken's driver. And I was like, yes, it is.

[Mike]

Did you get a new one?

[Ken]

Well, C.J. got a new driver, and then we had the same set of clubs.

[CJ]

I just got CJ's, and mine was actually used less than Ken, So technically, you got a newer driver out of the deal.

[Evan]

Speaking of asking Ken for things, Ken, maybe could you do me a huge favor? Could I drive your Lincoln after I get married?

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Heck, yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah. Sure about this, Mike.

[Evan]

I'm positive.

[CJ]

It might not start.

[Evan]

You can whip the Viper whenever you want.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Ryan]

You know what's funny, Mike, is Greta was like, you should buy an old car that we can, like, drive off in. And I was like, buy an old car? I was like, this is the first time you've ever been even interested in in cars. And I was like, I don't know about that. And then I was like, oh, Ken's got an old car that we could probably use. And then she was like, oh, do you think we could take, like, our proposal photos in Ken's car? And I was like, oh, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, but Ken's car is just getting hoed out to all of his buddies now.

[CJ]

Is that thing running all right now?

[Mike]

Oh, run perfect.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Then you're good.

[Ken]

The only thing that was wrong with it was the. The window switch was broken. Gavin just got that put in yesterday.

[Mike]

Dude, Ken, seeing dollar signs right now, wedding rentals is, like, the most big thing ever.

[CJ]

Nice touch.

[Ken]

For the only thing with wedding rentals is they just double the price.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Evan]

I think if Ken would have owned it when I took engagement photos, I definitely would have. Sydney was saying the same thing. Well, you got to get an old car. I'm like, well, I don't. I actually was struggling. I couldn't find anybody with an old car or an old boat.

[Mike]

Like, I kind of bought this ring.

[Evan]

It was expensive, but, yeah, it literally is A perfect car.

[Mike]

Actually drove.

[Ken]

Put the top up and it's fine.

[Evan]

I won't.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, you wouldn't want the top up anyway.

[Evan]

It'll probably get driven about five miles.

[Mike]

I actually drove by where another notable Lincoln Continental moment happened in Dallas. I didn't know I was in Dallas.

[Ryan]

Oh, seriously?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. We're just driving by. There's a big pillar. I go, what's up with that pillar? You go, that's where JFK got shot. Wow. That was damn.

[Ryan]

Pretty cool to see, like.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was, actually, because it's huge.

[Ryan]

Huge part in American history.

[Mike]

Yeah. And then this is the building on the fifth floor, I believe. And. Yeah, it was. It was.

[Ryan]

The building's still there.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[CJ]

Do you guys think JFK was an inside job through the government? You think CIA? CIA did it?

[Ken]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I think the government did it, too.

[Evan]

I'm more on that side than thinking it was random.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah. There's so many things about it that just don't add up.

[Mike]

If being friends with you guys has taught me anything is there's always a connection to a weird situation. Somebody's always behind it.

[Ryan]

Dude, speaking of somebody's behind it, Jake Sherbrooke came on and made, like, a freaking hate video on his YouTube video. Like, basically just saying, like, Ben was the catalyst of this. This fight. And it's like, if you watched. If you watched the YouTube video of Jake fighting Gavin, it wasn't that hard to put together that Gavin wanted to fight him. I presented him with the opportunity, right, hey, I'm going to do what a good promoter does, right? I'm going to put the fights together that the people want to see. I didn't feel like it needed to be said. And Jake trying to just me over and have the people turn against me.

[Mike]

People are turning on you.

[Ryan]

I mean, there's the comments that are just like, yeah, loop. Little weasel, like, trying to just make something. I'm like, oh, God forbid I try and make a goddamn YouTube video for you guys. To be fair, I thought that Gavin won. He said that somebody needs to beat his ass, and I gave him the opportunities to try.

[CJ]

He had been talking about it because if you go back on Instagram over a year prior to that moment, they had posted a picture of each other in Zorba saying that they were going to, like, box each other. Granted, it was more for, like, play. Then there wasn't animosity. So they were already planning, like, they had wanted to do a boxing match just for fun. This just had much more reason behind it, obviously, and also more of a payoff.

[Ryan]

We also told Gavin, like, all right, when the cameras are off, all right, if you don't want to do this, you don't actually have to do this. And he's like, no, I want to do this.

[CJ]

Yeah, he did.

[Ryan]

He's pretty adamant on it.

[Evan]

Personally speaking, do I think that it should have ended up in a boxing match? Probably not, but we're YouTubers. Like, are you mad that, like, we set up a fun boxing fight? If there's anything I know about YouTubers and boxing is. Everyone loves YouTubers and boxing.

[CJ]

I thought that was one of the best segments.

[Evan]

So funny posted.

[CJ]

I mean, I say that a lot, though, but that was one of my favorites that we've done in a while and might be, like, it just was so funny and. And it was just put right on our lap.

[Evan]

It was great. It definitely was, like, intriguing seeing it in person. Like, I've never really considered it, but it made me consider it just, like, what it would be like to actually take the punches. Like, you can hit the bag. Like, I mean, in Jake's case, you can train. He kind of. He's been hitting the bag, but, like.

[Ryan]

But that bag doesn't hit back exactly.

[Evan]

Like, to get punched in the face is the whole new realm.

[Mike]

Do you think it might have had something to do with saying that Jake is loyal to nobody?

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And maybe some of your other comments that maybe can be contributing to his angst.

[Ryan]

Oh, God forbid I promote my own guy.

[CJ]

Yeah, we might have gone a little hard on. On Jake.

[Ryan]

I messaged Jake, and I just. I was like, all right. What you said did have some truth to it, and I'm sorry if you got. Because he got some backlash of people being, like, fucked up of him stealing Gavin's girl.

[CJ]

But also Gavin got backlash, too.

[Ryan]

And Gavin got backlash of, like, he. It wasn't his girl to begin with. And I did tell Jake. I was just like, it's all good, bro. Like, our side was just for jokes and him coming on. He was just kind of defending his. His angle of, like, I didn't actually ste. Yeah, Gavin's girl kind of. As much as maybe it looked like.

[CJ]

I thought it was funny. I laughed the whole time through. Granted, I mean, they were calling you a weasel, but I thought it was kind of funny.

[Ryan]

I was like, it's all good. Yeah, I deserve this.

[CJ]

Jake is actually a very loyal friend. Like, if I called him right now, he'd pick up. We just, like, cracking the Jokes at.

[Mike]

He's just from the south side of Cormorant. You know, they're different over there.

[CJ]

100 yards that way. Totally different.

[Evan]

It's important of you to say, like, we're straight up, just no beef with Jake. I can't speak on Gavin's behalf, but I was just with Jake last night. He showed up with that girl.

[Ryan]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Evan]

So they're still going?

[Ryan]

Yeah, we're going to Mike's bachelor party.

[Mike]

Dude. It was actually on the screen. Lake Powell was on the screen in this screensaver thing. I'm so excited.

[Evan]

We're so excited.

[Ryan]

It's gonna be lit.

[Evan]

It's gonna be insane. Insane, dude. And Ryan just sent the weather, and it's just 98. 98, 98. 198, 98 and sunny.

[CJ]

How long are we going to be there for again? So we leave Thursday and then we come back Sunday?

[Mike]

Correct.

[CJ]

Nice.

[Mike]

So we really don't get much time on Sunday. It'll. It'll kind of just be waking up and leaving. Which is your birthday, Right?

[Evan]

Monday is.

[Mike]

Monday is your birthday. But yeah, we have freaking Thursday night, Friday and Saturday. I'm working on a couple different projects.

[Evan]

It's going to be as if you haven't seriously done enough.

[Ken]

Ryan, this boat's got ac, right?

[Mike]

This boat does have ac. I am concerned. We've added a number of people to the list. It might be tight on the boat.

[CJ]

How many more people we had?

[Mike]

Well, we just. I think we added Cody and then I think we'd missed like one or two more. I think we're just up to like 15 people. Plus the two people hosting us, plus the chef. But it's a big boat.

[Evan]

But you mentioned that they say that people and maybe even encourage it. Like, you can kind of just sleep under the stars because it's just so nice and there's not many bugs. That was like, okay, well, worst case scenario, we got all these people. It's like, well, you just gotta sleep. You sleeping on a air mattress?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Are they beds or.

[Mike]

They've got a bunch of state rooms, which is what you call a bed on a boat. But they got rooms and then they. Yeah, they'll have overflow bedding.

[CJ]

So where's it parked? Just out in the middle.

[Mike]

Yeah, we're just going out into the back country of Lake Powell, basically.

[CJ]

Sick. That's so sick. How big is this boat?

[Mike]

It's 80ft long by like 12ft wide. It's pretty big. It's a big boat.

[Ryan]

12Ft wide.

[CJ]

That doesn't seem that wide.

[Mike]

Maybe it's wider than that length is, Right.

[CJ]

I bet it's 20, 20 wide.

[Mike]

They were actually just telling me that there was a giant windstorm that came up and the boat broke loose and crashed into the rocks and almost sank.

[CJ]

Oh, the boat we're hopping on.

[Mike]

Yeah, but they. They fixed it.

[Ryan]

Oh, is that the one that had, like, the waterfall coming down on it?

[Mike]

No, they parked in a better place than that, but apparently it was windier. But yes, something. Something like that.

[CJ]

That's so sick. So is there, like, jet skis and stuff attached to this thing?

[Mike]

We got jet skis stand ups. They just got to deal with centurions. There's much of centurions. There's going to be a Pavati there. Heavy D is bringing his barge, His Blackhawk barge.

[Ryan]

Heavy D's coming.

[Mike]

Heavy D's coming. He just was like, yeah, I hear there's a party in Lake Powell. We're just gonna. They're filming there and whatever, so that's lit, bro.

[Ryan]

This is sick.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. So they have their own houseboat and whatever, and they don't really have to be a part of our party if however much we want them to, but they're bringing their barge. We're working on a couple nighttime surprises, but I'm really excited. We're gonna have a fire on that barge out in the middle of the lake.

[Ryan]

Dude, this is so.

[Mike]

It's gonna be so.

[Ryan]

I didn't know any of this. Dude, this is so sick.

[Evan]

I know Evan would scoff at me, but, like, I don't know if I want to drink.

[Ryan]

I was wondering. Mike, I've kept saying sober for the, what, six months, nine months?

[Evan]

Yeah, it's hard to break now. And like, I kept saying that I was gonna. Because everyone kept asking, well, you're gonna do it on your bachelor party or something, right? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I feel. I don't know, I just. I am actually. I am in a dilemma.

[CJ]

I wouldn't be mad if you didn't drink.

[Evan]

I just like. We have two and a half days of D jam packed fun, and I want to, like, be present for all of it. If I do, I just want it to be like, six beers and then call it. I don't want to. I don't want to do shots. I don't want to, like, catch a nasty hangover.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

But I genuinely don't.

[Ryan]

I think if. If you want to stay sober, like, post bachelor party, I would probably keep staying sober because it's easier if you break the trend. It's going to be a lot easier in the future.

[Evan]

I'll feel it out.

[Ryan]

I would do it. I would do what you want. I wouldn't do it based off of somebody else right in your corner wants you to stay sober. I would do it off of what you feel.

[Evan]

I'm not really doing it for like, it's not like I'm getting like tokens at the AA meetings or anything that says six months. I don't really care about that. But I want to take it all in so we'll feel it out.

[Ryan]

Luckily, we're doing something that is like, it's going to be so fun. You don't need alcohol to have a good time. Right. It'd be one thing if you were going somewhere that was obviously not jam packed with a bunch of, like, action sport. Yeah. Type things, but I think this is gonna be sweet. Also, the Mormons don't drink, Mike. And we're gonna be surrounded by Mormons.

[Evan]

So true.

[Ryan]

There you go.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So that makes it easier.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I'm excited though.

[CJ]

Gonna be so sick.

[Ryan]

It's gonna be fun.

[Evan]

Whenever we do stuff like this, some great content comes out of it. Maybe it's too youtuber of me to think, but that's what I'm most excited about it.

[Ryan]

Dude. Me and Ken freaking haven't been good since. We haven't been good and never be good again. We'll never be good again. No. At Justin's bachelor party. That was the last bachelor party that we had.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

2021.

[Ryan]

Ryan facilitated that one too. You did a great job on that. Ryan didn't really know what we were getting ourselves into. Went to Eagle River, Wisconsin. Ended up being like the absolute most all time weekend of our lives. We're like five years later, we're still talking about it.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So. Exactly.

[Evan]

So that's what I like to think. We'll probably be talking about this one forever too.

[Ryan]

I've been trying to think, like, what do I do for my bachelor party? I think it's like, so expected to, like, go to Vegas. And if we go to Vegas, like, we got to like, do it big because we go to Vegas all the time. Right. But this, this time is like, I got it.

[CJ]

We bring our golf clubs with.

[Mike]

Oh, okay.

[Ryan]

Actually, that, actually, that actually bring our.

[Evan]

Golf clubs wherever it is. Sorry to change subjects off of you. If. When Ken ever gets married, let's do that shit in space.

[CJ]

Dude, you already know. Ken's hopping on going to space.

[Ken]

That's more of a money mike move than a. Than a meme.

[Ryan]

Okay. Okay.

[Mike]

Actually, Ken.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I know you've got, you know, a couple boxes to check before your bachelor party, but if you could do a bachelor party right now, what would you do?

[Ken]

Boy, Cabo.

[Evan]

Nice. Classic.

[Ryan]

Love it.

[Mike]

I love that idea. Sounds great.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that sounds good.

[Mike]

We should probably, like, do one of those fake YouTuber weddings. You know, when, like, Jake Paul man married Tana Mojo or whatever her name is.

[Evan]

10. Getting fake married for YouTube would be top tier.

[CJ]

Who's a YouTuber that we could have you fake Mary. So do everything but sign the paper.

[Ryan]

Sophie Rain.

[Evan]

Like Amelia Hartford.

[Ken]

I could do Amelia.

[Ryan]

What about Sophie Rain? Can you know who she is?

[Ken]

I actually don't know who that is.

[Ryan]

Look her up. She happens to follow C Boys tv, but I think it could happen again.

[Mike]

I personally do not, but Sophie Rain and Ken Matthews get married in Cabo. Holy shit.

[Ken]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan]

Some context. Sophie Rain is, like the highest earning of creator. I don't know if you can see.

[CJ]

It, but I think that's probably why she follows us. Just because of the car content. She's probably trying to figure out what to buy with all her money.

[Mike]

What do you think?

[Ken]

I might have to investigate that a.

[Mike]

Little more, but there you go. Okay, dude, I think we speak that into the world. Sophie rain, Ken Matthews, 2026 Cabo.

[Ryan]

We don't want that, though, because if Ken married her, like, he would leave us so fast.

[Mike]

Fuck.

[Ryan]

She made $50 million last year.

[Mike]

You could add a second story to your boat house.

[Ken]

Maybe even not just the second boat house.

[CJ]

Yeah, I'm done filming with you guys having do these pranks on. I don't need any of this anymore.

[Ryan]

And all of us would say, damn it.

[CJ]

Yeah, we kind of played ourselves there. And then you say, if you're looking for me, you can find me at Zorbas.

[Ryan]

Ken, you could buy all the Zorbas.

[Ken]

You buy a ton.

[Ryan]

You did.

[Evan]

You could buy all the houses on the lake.

[Ken]

I didn't realize. Man's like, you hear some numbers, but, like, it's.

[Evan]

Yeah, that's insane. Next thing you know, Ken's going to be in a. Ken's going to be in a Spider man morph suit, too.

[Ryan]

I got it.

[CJ]

What the Mike? I hope not. That would be the opposite.

[Evan]

I know, I know.

[Ryan]

That'd be really weird.

[CJ]

Holy.

[Evan]

If he was holy.

[CJ]

The sketch thing.

[Mike]

Well, I thought you were talking about just all the girls wear.

[Evan]

This is what Sophie Rain wears.

[Ryan]

I thought.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Oh.

[CJ]

Oh. What the we're on.

[Evan]

Oh, Brian just showed up to hash out this limo bill.

[Mike]

Oh, you're in a meeting.

[CJ]

No, no, no, no. Sorry. Big man prank on you at the pod.

[Ryan]

Sorry. Big Ranch.

[CJ]

Big wrench. Can build anything.

[Ryan]

Stretched out Miata.

[Evan]

Not as long as a normal stretch limo. Just those like those Lincoln ones that.

[Mike]

Are just like, like a four door.

[Ryan]

I think you want to go the.

[Evan]

Long like six door length with four doors.

[Mike]

Hear me out. What if you drove it from the back instead of up in the front? Oh, you were way in the back.

[CJ]

You eat today? No, probably not.

[Ryan]

Why?

[CJ]

Why? No, no food today, huh? I eat at night.

[Evan]

All right.

[CJ]

I was just curious why you're over here.

[Evan]

I thought you were in a meeting.

[CJ]

Jen's down there with enchilada, so.

[Mike]

She is.

[CJ]

Yeah. So Jen obviously makes us food every day. Big Ranch will like come and be there, but we'll be like, hey, you grabbing a plate? He's like, ah, no, I'm not eating, I'm good. And he always just says no because he only eats one meal a day. Which is pretty cool.

[Evan]

I'm on a, I'm on a pretty similar regimen.

[CJ]

Really?

[Evan]

Yeah, one meal ever since we started this channel. Like, yeah, of course I'll eat, I'll eat breakfast. If it's there, I'll eat lunch. You know, obviously it is there, but like, yeah, I just, I eat.

[Ryan]

Once you started, you turned nine years ago.

[Evan]

I mean, not obviously like nine years ago, but like once we, once we were like self employed, it just became. And I really noticed it when our girlfriends hang around more or when we have lots of visitors, they're like, when are we going to eat? Before, Before Jen came, obviously. They're like, when are we going to eat? And I'm just like, oh, dude, sorry. Yeah, I don't know, probably like five. And they're like, I haven't eaten today. Like, neither have I.

[Ryan]

Well, it used to be like pretty inconvenient for us to eat because we don't have a kitchen at our shop.

[CJ]

It's just a stove.

[Ryan]

Right. It's like across the room too. Right. So like we would like go out to eat. Right? But it's like if you had time. Yeah, if you had time. But it's kind of a pain in the butt to go out to eat, you know, because it takes like an hour, chalk up an hour and a half. And we've just been running that for the last like nine years. Right. So you kind of get sick of the three places that you have to Eat around here. But I was thinking about that the other day, like, just how unhealthy I used to be, where now I'm probably, like, dealing with some of the consequences of my previous actions of just like running just a terrible diet solely because, like, one didn't have any money to go, like out to eat for the first, like five years, and then after that you don't really have any time and it's kind of inconvenient. So very happy. Now that we have a better eating situation, I think it works out a lot better for all of us.

[Evan]

Oh, it's incredible. Just everyone in the same place at the same time every day. It's the best.

[CJ]

Yep. Before that, though, we were also eating a lot of like, freezer food. Like, if a lot of freezer is so, like, if you go way back, we weren't going out to eat that much because we just didn't really have that much excess funds for that.

[Ryan]

Dude.

[CJ]

So you were just eating like the worst freezer burritos or frozen pizzas.

[Ryan]

So much ramen too.

[CJ]

Yeah, Ramen.

[Mike]

So much ramen.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

That is crazy.

[Ryan]

Hot Pockets.

[Mike]

God, you're making me hungry right now.

[CJ]

Pizza rolls.

[Evan]

Gosh, dude. Yeah, I had like two frozen burritos a day. It was like strictly frozen food. And then when I got hungry again later, like when I was living at the shop, more frozen, frozen food. And then if I got needed a midnight snack, legit. More frozen food. Yeah, it was crazy.

[CJ]

But we had that freezer just when.

[Evan]

We went grocery shopping. I remember that was really cool. Like, hey, like, I bought groceries for a stint and I had the company card and it was just like. Just strictly frozen food.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

There was no such thing as like, maybe some eggs.

[Ryan]

But every time, every time you open up that freezer, like a Hot Pocket would fall out.

[Mike]

Yeah. Because it was so jam packed up in there.

[CJ]

I kind of missed the days back in our very first shop. That was fun. I mean, I don't want to go.

[Mike]

Back, but there was something about all of us being jammed in that little. The little living room. That's fun was just living room slash one desk. Office. Like we had one desk. I eventually got my. My own desk over in the corner there. And that was. Was all we had.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we had a desk. It's actually still behind Ken. You probably can't see it there, but there's a computer on it. That desk used to like, wrap around. We got it from like, auction. An auction. Some business was going out of business. And yeah, we paid. I thought it was 17.

[Evan]

It was 16.

[Ryan]

Sixteen bucks? Yeah. For that desk.

[Mike]

That's a hell of a deal.

[Ryan]

Still, still rehabbed over there. I just had to put tape on it the other day.

[Mike]

Do you hold it together?

[Evan]

You know, 16 bucks is what it was bid to.

[Ryan]

Well, I'll tell you this much, it was a pain in the ass to get around it's heavy ass desk, dude.

[Evan]

You know it's sad. The desk is just doing great. It's years old. It was super cheap. We got it used the MacBook that we had on there that was. It's old now. It's like five years old. I don't know the MacBook iMac. Sorry, iMac. The big screen one was five plus GS. It's just a giant paperweight now. It just died.

[CJ]

Actually 2019.

[Evan]

I don't really know. Maybe someone could let us know. Like who on earth repairs something like that? Because I think it shouldn't be a paperweight. But yeah. Five plus thousand dollar computer just bricked.

[Ryan]

It's crazy how computers just have a lifespan.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like they just, they just do. It's almost by design though. I'm pretty sure Apple. Apple just like they got sued for it.

[Evan]

Yeah, they did.

[Ryan]

Yeah. With iPhones.

[Evan]

Whipped out her iPad for the flight the other day to load it up and legit couldn't do anything on it. So I do believe that they hold that iPad. It's like 10 years old.

[Mike]

It is pretty old. I just updated to like the beta, the new iOS because I've been seeing so much stuff about it on Tick Tock and my phone straight up runs like it's 1996 now. I'm burning through battery. I'm at 60, 60 already and it's one o' clock and like everything's glitching. I can't screenshot anymore and I get a part of the beta program. You know you're not expecting to get like the perfect thing, but my phone is like damn near useless. Yeah.

[CJ]

If you just don't update your phone.

[Mike]

It'S a lot better.

[Ryan]

It seems to run better.

[Mike]

Yeah. 16 pro max. I got 30,000 pictures on this thing.

[Ryan]

50.

[Mike]

Oh, is that same dude little diddler pictures. Are you taking over there?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

But that takes up like a very small amount of. Yeah.

[Evan]

Data.

[Mike]

So that's how you get so many.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

As like a non tangible object or maybe like people in my life. Like you guys, my parents, Sydney. I think my camera roll is like my most valuable possession.

[CJ]

Yeah dude, I just got to back that shit up. Man.

[Evan]

Yeah, it is. I love everything in my camera roll.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Oh, wait, I got a new phone.

[Evan]

Sorry. I have an insane story. So last night, Ken, myself, and CJ bought a house on Pelican. CJ is or did buy it from us. And so I'm there.

[CJ]

Really?

[Mike]

Congrats.

[Evan]

Yeah, thank you.

[Ryan]

Congrats.

[Evan]

It's awesome. And you. And we've. We put a lot of money into it now. It's. It's a beautiful house.

[Ryan]

You're about to see another era of money. Mike. He's about to go on the. Got money.

[CJ]

Mike's got some money in his pocket.

[Mike]

I know.

[Ryan]

Thank you.

[CJ]

He's got more money.

[Evan]

All right. So the other funny thing was, like, I just came there to grab, like, whatever I could, and then CJ just starts moving everything out of the. The closet. And I just go, yo, bro, didn't bring a U Haul. So. And then he's like, oh, that's fine. We can just take all the stuff to the shop. And then I was like, whatever. I didn't really want all of it at the shop. It worked out just fine. But we're moving this dresser, and I was like, I'll give it to Spenny. Spending's living at the farm now. And the drawer falls out of the dresser, and I see what looks like crumpled up women's underwear. And I've never seen in my life. I promise, I've never seen in my life. So I put the drawer back in, didn't say anything.

[Ken]

Look at it.

[Evan]

Didn't even want to look at it. I'm like, what the. What is that? Whatever. I'll deal with it when I get to the shop. So I take this dresser down and I pull pair of underwear from behind this drawer. Like, huge granny panties. Like, huge, huge Hanes women's underwear.

[CJ]

And they're poop stained.

[Evan]

I don't know about poop stain, but just blowed out.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Evan]

Entire front of the crotch to the back.

[Ryan]

Where you.

[Evan]

Sake the story? I don't know.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Evan]

So then I grab another pair. Same huge underwear, blowed out. Then I grab another pair. Huge underwear, same brand. Hanes blowed out.

[CJ]

All stuck in the back.

[Evan]

Yes.

[Ken]

Did you buy this thing, like, used or. Where'd you find this thing?

[Evan]

I can't remember where I got it, but I did not get it new. So they could have been in there from the start. Back in the day, we've had lots of parties there. People have stayed in that room. Yeah, you know, we have lake days. People go in there and change so one pair of underwear blowed out. You're like, dang, someone must have had a bad day. But then I go for the fourth pair. Huge underwear blowed out, shit stained.

[CJ]

Everything.

[Evan]

Yeah, like, and everything else that could come out of you. So I only took one picture because there is so disgusting.

[CJ]

But are you sure they're meant.

[Mike]

Oh my God.

[Ryan]

Oh, my goodness gracious.

[Evan]

Cj, am I sure they're men?

[Ryan]

No, I'm sure they're women. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[CJ]

How?

[Evan]

Well, how am I sure they're women?

[CJ]

Who the was staying over there?

[Evan]

Dude, I don't know. And they. Like I said, they could have been in the dresser from before.

[Ryan]

I bet Gavin spent a couple nights on there, didn't he, Wheeler?

[CJ]

Gab. I said he did a while.

[Ryan]

He did.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

That checks out.

[CJ]

We've had a lot of parties there and we've had a lot of people.

[Evan]

People say over not there.

[CJ]

You are always like, yeah, they stay in my room.

[Evan]

Yeah. The moral of the story, I guess is again, one, one, one blowed out giant pair of granny panties. Someone had a bad day.

[Ryan]

But four.

[CJ]

Or then to save in there for a week or.

[Evan]

Yeah, hold on.

[Ryan]

Rich stayed there.

[Evan]

He did not to just crumble up and bury him in the backyard. Those are the type of underwear that need to be buried.

[CJ]

Or you would put those somewhere other than hide them in the back.

[Ken]

Just put them in the dumpster, dude.

[Evan]

I legit, like barely touched them and my fingers got like, sticky. Like I had like glue on them.

[Ryan]

Bro, you had your clothes in there.

[CJ]

And you were taking stuff out of there.

[Evan]

I know. And luckily, like, they didn't smell. Obviously I wasn't like.

[CJ]

So they were clean?

[Mike]

No, they weren't clean.

[Ryan]

Did they look clean? You might just be, Mike. I think those might have actually just came with your dresser.

[CJ]

That's making more sense.

[Evan]

Honestly, I hope that's the case because then we don't have to worry about any blowed out underwear happening at our house.

[CJ]

Not to throw Jake under the bus either, but Jake stayed there a lot of nights.

[Evan]

A lot of people stayed in that room. A lot of people.

[Mike]

All four have just a distinct poop stain. Like, I was expecting like a pair of like pretty gross looking underwear, but like unreal. Like, those are. Yeah.

[Ken]

It'S almost like that was part of the underwear design.

[CJ]

Like, are you sure this wasn't like wherever you bought this from? They're like, let's with this guy and dip the this part in mud. These are way too old. Like, I don't think any female would be wearing these in the last 10 years.

[Evan]

That's what Sydney said, too. She said, I think those existed in the dresser from before because they're ancient underwear.

[CJ]

They're old. Like, I mean, granted, you know, some of our friends have taken down some big girls, but.

[Ryan]

What are you doing with these?

[CJ]

But I feel like they're pretty garbage.

[Mike]

We might need to burn our garbage.

[Evan]

They're buried in the garbage now. I threw a couple pairs of my own on. On top of it. Anyway, like, that's actually weird.

[CJ]

Funny.

[Evan]

Yeah. Like, when you're. You're packing up your dresser and you find four XXXL women's underwear blowed out.

[Ryan]

Wow, Mike, where that story was going. I did not expect that.

[CJ]

I feel very confident those came with the dresser.

[Evan]

Same. That's. That's where I'm going.

[CJ]

They're just too old.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Also, it just seems. That seems fake. Are you sure they didn't just. With, like, this guy's stress, it would.

[Mike]

Be something you two would do, but I don't know if anybody else would.

[CJ]

Do it for the love of the game. Right there.

[Ryan]

And you don't even get to see the reaction. Yeah.

[Evan]

But here's what we do know, is that the same person did all four of those.

[CJ]

That's true.

[Evan]

So that's the insane. That's the crazy part.

[CJ]

Where'd you get that dresser?

[Ryan]

I can't remember.

[Evan]

Sydney goes, I will not rest until you find out where you got that dresser from.

[Ryan]

Like, I thought back. I thought back to this and be like, oh, I've won a. I've worn a T shirt out of that dresser.

[Evan]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm burning it, by the way.

[CJ]

Are you.

[Mike]

Yeah. The dresser. Yeah.

[Ryan]

We should hit it with the school bus after this. Where is it?

[Evan]

Sure. It's just in the farm.

[CJ]

You could just.

[Ryan]

All right, let's hit it.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And on that note, let's go eat some enchiladas.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Yo, whoever was wearing those had enchilada. You already know. It's what happened.

[Ken]

Don't forget, this is the last week of our Lambo giveaway, so get [e-mail].

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

$5 you spend gets you one entry, and you get your choice between a Lamborghini Huracan or a lamborghini urus. And $25,000 cash. So.

[Evan]

Yeah, we got new. Yeah. New golf polos on there, new hats. We have some. Some jerseys.

[CJ]

I love the bunch of stuff.

[Evan]

Yeah. Bunch of stuff for the end of the drop. So, like, ramp it up, boys and girls. We'll see you next week.

[Ryan]

Thank you, guys so much. Peace.