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Ken
Randy's back, ladies and gentlemen.
Dalton
I'll pay you three grand to kiss your car on tv.
Ken
And he goes, sign me up Dalton from Seaways tv crying, that's my search history.
Evan
He told me the other day. He's like, bro, I'm getting death threats.
Gavin
Oh my gosh, what about that video last night? Whistling Diesel dropped.
Ken
Dude kind of caught astray.
Dalton
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Mike
The wrongs we Must right the fights we must win, the future we must secure together for our nation. This is what's in front of us. This determines what's next for all of us. We are Marines. We were made for this.
Evan
Can we burn Gavin's cowboy hat? Can we talk about that?
Ken
Why would you say that?
Evan
It looks stupid.
CJ
Gav goes to Nashville once, and now he just wears a cowboy hat and boots constantly.
Evan
It's so cringe.
Dalton
That is a stone in a glass house from you, Ken. That is a stone in a glass house, brother. Yeah. If you would have hated Nashville, dude.
Ken
Oh, dude. Yeah. You would have hated so many hot moms there. You might have actually liked that part.
Dalton
Maybe just emitting from every speaker in that town was an up and coming, talented artist that you would have just absolutely loathed.
Evan
Yeah, no, keep the country music away from me.
Ken
Yeah, he could have showed up, maybe tried to talk him out of it. Like, have you guys ever heard of Lil Peep?
CJ
The guy he loves?
Evan
Booby Little Fat Nick.
CJ
Oh, Fat Fat Nick. That's what I was looking for.
Dalton
I did hear Booby Ludavelli song. It was on my New Music Friday, and it was actually a banger. Mike, Mike, dude, the fact that I can see the couch moving from that is concerning.
Gavin
Yeah.
Evan
Do we end up in the garage?
Mike
So good. I'd have to go on a diet. If I somehow broke our asses through the floor for sure.
Dalton
I think that would be the problem.
Ken
Yeah. You cracked the trust, dude.
Gavin
When we first built this, we had, like, some subs show up, and this one guy was huge. Like, I mean, he had to been £300, if not more. And we had just built this. And I remember there being this whole debate, like, it's going to be shorter up here because we got bigger trust because it's the span and all this. So I was like, well, I guess we're going to find out.
Dalton
Strong enough.
Gavin
It was creaking. Still here.
Ken
So, dude, we got a packed audience today.
Dalton
Yeah. Holy smokes.
Ken
We really piled it in the podcast studio. We got 1, 2, 3, 11. Well, 12. We got 12 people up here. We might be at capacity.
Gavin
Well, Gavin was staying over here for, like, a week straight, so, I mean, yeah, that's. Or maybe the trusts are a little weak now.
Ken
Are we started?
CJ
Yeah, we've been going for a while.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Okay. It's just a bad start. I always agree.
Gavin
I wasn't sure.
Mike
Like, yeah, we'll maybe do better next time.
Ken
So.
Evan
Yeah, the Vikings are still doing great.
CJ
All right, welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast.
Dalton
I don't think that makes it any.
Ken
Let's go.
Dalton
All right, now it started.
Ken
Thanks for having us on, Ken.
Dalton
Yeah.
Gavin
You know, you wrapped your bike Minnesota Vikings themed and now we're losing. Dude, We've lost the past two games since you wrapped.
Evan
It sucked because I did do that four to five weeks ago and just like didn't ride the bike. And then now that I finally use it and posted it, we've been on a losing.
Gavin
I think there's only one way to break this curse and I think we need to ghost ride your bike.
Ken
Yeah, it seems like the only answer.
Gavin
Yeah, you don't even ride combustion engine dirt bikes anymore anyways. You're a big electric guy.
Evan
Well, up until we pillage the Cheetos bike and turn it into a golf cart.
Gavin
Yeah. You were riding the E bike.
Ken
That's true.
Evan
Although I am. But yeah, part of that.
Mike
I mean, dude, it's insane how fully E we went. We just like don't ride our.
Gavin
It is strange.
Mike
Just don't like.
Gavin
Honestly, I'm going to look back on 2024 and be like, that was the year that just like out of nowhere, everything was just electric, dude.
Ken
Electric.
Gavin
We've been using it for our whole life.
Ken
Electric stuff used to suck though, and now it's like really good, you know? Yeah, it like finally just caught up to the times.
Gavin
It seems like there's so many different companies popping up that are making pretty much the same product.
Ken
There is definitely different tiers to it, but I mean, that's like anything. But with Stark bikes, it's crazy how ahead of every other like manufacturer they are when they're a nobody and you got like Yamaha, Honda, Kawasaki, ktm, all these guys that haven't made something comparable and like they got like billions of dollars. It is like, how does that work?
Gavin
It is strange. Yeah. Honestly, they need to just put some more money into marketing.
Evan
KTM has a. Has an E bike and it is much closer to our E Rides or a Surron than it is to a Stark.
Matt
So why.
Mike
I just saw that KTM just came out with their 2025 E bike. Basically it's like the equivalent to the like 500 or the, the 450, like XCW or whatever.
Dalton
Like a really big like a touring bike.
Mike
No, it's a full size like trail bike.
Evan
See that? The one I saw is 2/3 size. So it's not that one.
Mike
It must be a bigger one then the 2025. Like so we'll see. Obviously you're going to see the OEMs coming out with E bikes.
Ken
Yeah, they would have.
Dalton
They have to.
Mike
Yeah.
Evan
I heard rumor of Honda. I don't really know what's going on with that.
Gavin
It's just a matter of time.
Dalton
Do you think it's because there's not like a supercross class for them, so they can't promote them in that way. Like they can't ride them on their big est, so they're like, eh, it's gotta be supercross.
Ken
Their biggest stage, I don't know is.
Gavin
That like their big market.
Evan
Probably their biggest audience.
Mike
I thought it was the most eyeballs.
Gavin
Probably they get over 25% or less of people who own a dirt bike watch supercross or motocross.
Evan
People that are gonna go buy a brand new motocross bike from.
Gavin
Well, yeah, motocross bike, I guess.
Evan
High percentage if you're.
Gavin
Look, I guess I'm just generalizing like dirt bikes in general. Like so many people.
Dalton
I totally agree with you. I think it's just like racing. It's like nascar. Like you think anybody buys a Camry because it's in nascar?
Gavin
Yeah.
Dalton
No. No one has ever bought a Camry because it's a nascar. But it's like they're promoting budget and whatever, dude.
Gavin
Like, dude, yeah.
Ken
When you're watching nas, when you're watching NASCAR and they have like the body of a Camry.
Dalton
Yeah.
Ken
On the Toyota car, you're like, why? And you're like, yeah, dude, my camera, I need. I must just be driving it different.
Dalton
Yeah. You see like Camaro and all that. You're like, wow, this is gonna be sick, dude.
Ken
I'm obviously into dirt bikes. Like that's like our world that we live in. And even I'm not even that into supercross, but I am into Hayden Deegan. I think that he's like kind of bridged the gap of personality and then Supercross, where you don't just have to be into like the racer to like watch him or follow him or be into him. So.
Gavin
I agree.
Ken
I think you're gonna like, see maybe more and more racers like try and do that, like get outside of supercross.
Gavin
The thing is you got to be that guy. Even without his dad though, he's kind of got that, that celebrity like personality and the way he moves, it just seems like he is. He's just a cool guy, you know? I don't know. It's like very similar to like James Stewart back in the day. Like he was a big deal in motocross, you know. I think that once Hayden gets onto the 450s, he'll be like, you know, the superstar or the guy who's like, he's obviously a professional motocross racer, but then he'll be out, you know, rubbing shoulders or elbows with, like, celebrities and stuff.
Dalton
I think it's just rare to have a guy that's good on a bike and good on camera. So that's why it seems like it takes a while. You got to get, like, I don't know.
Gavin
He's just got it, dude. Yeah, he's just got it.
Mike
Probably the most polarizing thing in supercross right now is like, when he goes to 450 you0 got a bunch of people that are like, yeah, he goes to 450 and plays the big boys. That dude's toast.
Ken
Evan said they've said that about him at every level.
Mike
Who knows?
Evan
I think he stays healthy. He's gonna do good. If he goes down the road like forkner, anything could happen.
Ken
I think there's so many people that just, like, want to see him lose just because of, like, you know who he is.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
And that's just, like, the nature of the beast, though.
Gavin
I don't know.
Dalton
People watch.
Ken
I mean, at the end of the.
Dalton
Day, want to lose. You never know.
Ken
Yeah. Still watching.
Dalton
Yeah, Exactly.
Ken
Speaking of Internet drama, you know, we've been pretty vocal about the loss of someone real close to us.
CJ
Felt like a hole had been ripped right out of here.
Mike
Oh, my God.
Dalton
Oh, lord.
Ken
That sounds worse than for you. I'm going to let you settle that. But for you, maybe off camera, but yeah, Peace has been restored in cormorant, I'm happy to say.
Evan
A hole that couldn't be filled.
Ken
I'm happy. I'm happy to say. Without further ado.
Gavin
Oh, my gosh. So goddamn big.
Ken
Randy's back, ladies and gentlemen.
Gavin
We got our crash test dummy back and we found out who stole him.
Evan
Real low life scumbag.
CJ
It was an inside job.
Ken
Randy's back and he's already wrecking shit.
Gavin
Leg falling off again?
Evan
Yeah. Took the signed out. Ben, you're gonna step on the sign.
Dalton
Seriously?
Ken
So heavy.
Gavin
It just really makes you appreciate how much work our buddy went through. We found out who took Randy Just actually a couple hours ago.
Evan
I don't want to help, but I figured I better stay.
Gavin
Interesting how, like, Ken comes all the way across the room to grab this thing.
Evan
Look at that.
Ken
Look.
Gavin
Look what he's placement like he's gonna get in here. Like, why you grab him?
Evan
Like he grabbed him Like a bowling.
CJ
Ball because it's 180 pounds of dead weight.
Ken
Yeah. So if you guys missed last week's podcast, actually, or you don't follow us on Instagram, we have posted several times that our test dummy, Reckless Randy, has gone missing. And it took us about a month to realize this, but we're at an event, it's called Heydays, and Randy was sitting in the passenger seat of our red mini truck. And then after the truck came home, Randy was not in there. After three weeks or a month, we realized that we started doing some research, and then we ran across whoever Randy's captor was, started him an Instagram page. Right.
Mike
Called Randy Kormron that grew very fast.
Ken
Because we, were, like, fully convinced at this point. So whoever took Randy stole him and is, like, holding him against his, like, basically holding him hostage. Right.
Mike
Well, if you look at the Instagram, like, it looked like he was having a great time.
Ken
Well, hostage. Well, he was just making it look like that. So whoever stole Randy then created him an Instagram account and basically just made it look like Randy was on vacation. He was saying, like, Reckless Randy doesn't actually want to be a test dummy.
Mike
He wishes he could have the title of the seventh Seaboy.
Ken
Yeah. Like, he feels like he needs more credit for what he does. And was basically just like, holding him hostage against us. Until Ken made a public love letter.
CJ
To him on my love letter to give.
Mike
Oh, no.
Ken
Yeah.
Mike
No. Ken never have a private relationship. The love letter was never made to Randy, but Randy said he would come back if Ken would do that. We did mention that on the last podcast. Ken not comfortable with that.
Ken
Yeah. So Ken was immediately like, Randy's worth $2500. Whoever stole him, we're going to put him in federal prison.
CJ
It's federal felony in the state of Minnesota.
Ken
He was even putting the value on the chair that Randy was sitting in.
Gavin
Holding chair that he took too.
Ken
And he was like, that can bump them over. That could get him an extra 15 years for whoever stole them. So, like, Ken and Randy have a very special relationship. We'll pop up some, like, pictures and clips. Obviously, like, that's Ken's personal life. So we'll try and keep that personal.
Dalton
Not leave it up for a long time on the screen right now.
Ken
Yeah, like, still talking, still going. You know, we wanted to get Randy back, but really we had absolutely no idea who stole.
Gavin
No idea.
Evan
We were speculating idea.
CJ
Some people in this room did who were sitting at the table, even though.
Dalton
We didn't know who stole Randy? We looked everywhere. We were looking at the pictures, Google searching, trying to figure out what truck stop he was at. We uncovered every leaf.
Ken
We found out that Ken is a detective.
CJ
No, no. I gotta say, our subscribers definitely helped with my. My investigating. They did give us some tips here and there.
Ken
Ken. So Randy was posted up in a casino, gambling. And Ken, like, scoured the Internet of casinos that had this carpet, this like, pattern on the floor.
Evan
Two patterns.
Ken
That's two patterns combined. And then he was looking at Google review photos and like cross referencing them, and then he ended up finding the exact casino that Randy was at.
CJ
I found the exact casino. And it turned out I was right.
Mike
You know the best part about all that, like, when you're looking at like the power lines and all the clues you could look at. You found the truck stop. Guess what? Where it got us?
Rich
Nowhere.
Mike
I found the truck stop that Randy was at. Okay, cool.
Gavin
Kept going.
Mike
And then I found the casino he was at. Like it was.
Gavin
It was not gambling anymore.
Mike
You know, two steps behind it all.
Evan
And they were those gas station in Arizona and then a casino in Michigan.
Mike
Yeah.
Evan
So very far apart, like. Yeah.
Ken
So Randy. Randy was traveling the world.
Mike
Wow.
Evan
At least the United States.
Ken
Well, from what we know. I heard that he got a Visa or he got a passport, credit card.
Mike
No.
Ken
Yeah, yeah. Randy's got a whole identity. Yeah, he's got a credit score and everything already.
Dalton
That's why the guy stole him.
Ken
Yeah. So obviously. You know, we did the podcast on it last week and two things they said, you guys know where he is and you're just making it seem like you don't. Which was a lie. Partially, partially, partially a lie. The honest ones in the room did not know where he was. The good guys, Everyone that's not a ziweasel and is a rat.
Mike
Yeah. Basically only the two good prank. The two, like real people who know how to troll on the channel knew where he was.
Ken
Hey, you guys got us unbelievable terms of table there.
Mike
For real.
Ken
What was the second point? I lost my train of thought there. I was just thinking about how much of a weasel Evan was.
Evan
What were you just going to say? People were either happy that Randy was gone living.
Ken
Oh, oh, two things.
Dalton
Yeah, yeah.
Ken
No, no, no. They thought that we took him or they thought that Jake Sherbrooke had him. It was like one or the other.
Mike
And yeah. So Randy has and always has worn bums and still does wear bums, but then broke. Broke his bums sunglasses at the skate park and then was like Was sporting some new ones and then had these, like, kind of these extra new ones. And so I. Jake was just getting like, obviously Jake has him. He's in New Bums. And I'm like, I don't know. Anyone could order bums. But, dude, even I'm getting an adjustment by your dad the other day. And then he's like, by Ben's dad. And he's like, so, yeah, Jake's got Randy then. That's pretty funny. And I was like, does he? And he's like, well, yeah, because of the bums, you know? And I was like, I don't know. But anyway, a lot of people thought that Jake was the captor.
Ken
Yeah.
Mike
Just because of the sunglasses.
Ken
We come to find out we were actually all wrong. And the captor is currently sitting next to Micah right now off camera. And it was our friend Matt. Ken, you could probably just tear up that. The papers that you had filed.
CJ
I think it might be too late.
Gavin
Sorry about that.
Evan
Irreversible.
Gavin
Last time you pull a prank on.
Ken
Us, huh, Matt, come on. Because I do have some questions.
Mike
Yeah, this is Matt. We met Matt through Rich. Rich was building the track. He needed some help.
Evan
He was puppies and coffee.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Evan just got 500. 500 bucks.
Mike
Come on now.
Ken
What's up, Matt?
I
What's up, buddy?
Mike
How do you pronounce?
Ken
I'm sorry, Zyler. I'm sorry for what I indirectly said about you.
I
Dude, what you indirectly said about me was hilarious.
Ken
I have. I have no hard feelings. Ken's going to curb stomp his ass whenever we said.
I
He said, this guy obviously doesn't have a job with all the time.
Ken
Dude, to be fair. To be fair, you were putting in some work.
Gavin
What are you doing? Like that.
I
So, I mean, Randy is no joke, heavy.
Gavin
Yeah.
I
Hard to carry. I could not have done it alone. So I had an accomplice, too. But this shout out. Shout out to Chase.
Ken
If he's going down, my boy.
I
My boy's coming down with me. If we're going to prison.
Mike
Yeah.
Gavin
You know, he's going to sign a. What's it called when you, like, do a thing where, like, you're. You're clear of the charge, you turn into your buddy.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Plea deal.
Mike
Yeah. Yeah.
Gavin
Matt's already going into a plea deal.
I
Yeah. Chase is going down with me. Going down in a ball of flames. But he's really hard.
Ken
I actually didn't want to do it. Chase was the one behind it. Switching up.
I
I'm glad you had me on here. Sorry, buddy.
Mike
Honestly. And I do have to say, like, again, I am not a troll master. I don't know if I ever will be. Matt just came up to me while we were at heydays Sunday. Everybody's packing up. He goes, hey, we're headed to California after this. What if we took Randy? And then at first I was just like, I don't know. It's like.
Gavin
It's like your kid.
Mike
Yeah, he's. He's pretty heavy. And then I was like, yeah, I mean, how long are you guys going to be gone? Yeah, I'm like, thinking about it, like, sentimental. I don't know.
Gavin
He's got school starting next week, but.
Mike
Yeah, we know he's going to be heavy. But Chase and I will take him. We're going to California after that. We're going Arizona, wherever.
I
Yeah.
Mike
And I was like, yep, do it, do it, do it. And then you came back to me like 20 minutes later and goes, evan sauce taking Randy. So he's in, dude.
Evan
I walk up to the trailer and yeah, Matt's truck is parked next to the trailer.
Mike
And they're.
Evan
It's already on the trailer. And. And Chase is just like, basically look like you trying to move him in that chair a few minutes ago. Just like heads falling off, stuck in the truck.
I
Yeah. There's no way we could have got away with him without. Without FC and smooth and the problem.
Ken
You thought about just taking Ev too?
I
Well, I was.
Ken
He saw. They panic. They panicked and shoved him in the back of the trailer too.
I
I wouldn't want to carry ever after.
Ken
Yeah. Who do you think would be more dense to carry? Randy or Evan for sure.
I
Yeah.
Ken
But Ev's kind of like a little chicken nugget. It's like into too much.
Gavin
You won't say on camera, you or Randy. I'm wondering who's heavier.
Evan
Oh, me for sure.
Gavin
Really?
Matt
Randy's only 200.
Evan
He's skinny.
Ken
Are you 200, Ev?
Evan
No, I'm less than that.
Mike
Randy are about the dang 185.
Evan
195.
Gavin
You really are dense.
Mike
Randy's 185.
I
Is he really that heavy? I don't know how heavy. So the pictures where he was down at the water fishing. Chase was not around that time, and I was like, I have to get some pictures with him fishing. I carried him by myself down the dock, put him on the chair, set them all up, and then carried him back up the dock.
Gavin
That's what your neighbors were thinking.
I
Yeah. No one saw it, thank goodness.
Evan
Dude, body down to the swamp.
Mike
Honestly, a lot Pictures. A lot easier said than done. Because once everyone around here started realizing that Randy was gone, I was like, yo, the Instagram dude, fire that thing up, man. Fire that up. And I'm like, dude, start doing some with him. And then you, you did so much awesome stuff with them for the Instagram. Like, way more than I was just hoping for pictures around the country. And then next thing you know, he's like driving stuff all by himself, crashing tractors. Keep in mind, he doesn't have working thumbs or a brain.
Ken
Yeah, dude, I will tip my hat to you, Matt. Like, you did create something pretty funny for a lot of people to enjoy. Yeah, I'm happy, to be honest, of Ken's love life.
CJ
I was on the edge of my seat, just when's he going to post next?
I
I'm so happy it worked out the way it did. Like, some of the posts I was super nervous about with like the, the background. And everybody's like, oh, we're gonna send geo trackers. And I'm like, man, they're gonna find them for sure. And then when we went to the casino, I thought we were, I thought we were cooked because we had to go past security and they had cameras.
Mike
Everywhere and tell us like that you, you taking him.
Gavin
Did you do a wheelchair?
I
Yeah, wheelchair at that point? Well, I. After the, after carrying him down to the dock, I was like, there's no way. There's no way we're doing this.
Dalton
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Mike
I just love it. It was actually really funny because I had even mentioned that to someone, but I was like, man, if it were me, like, knowing how heavy he is, I'd totally put him in a wheelchair. And in the next post, you had him in a wheelchair? And I was like, yeah, they're thinking.
Ken
So the whole time though, we were saying like, we. I figured Evan knew who it was just because he's a little weasel. Our thing that we always said was like, oh, it's one of Evan's buddies. And the reason I thought that was because he was in a wheelchair. And like, Evan's buddies back home are always hurt. They.
Evan
They're not.
Ken
They get. So he gets so drunk and the wheelchair to the party. So the wheelchair. Wait, hold on. You gotta tell CJ about Slim's new thing.
Evan
So Slim, over the last like six months, he started with like a deluxe office chair to get around his garage. Like.
Gavin
What do you mean to get around his garage?
Evan
Like, from the fridge to the.
Gavin
So he doesn't stand up?
Evan
No, he doesn't have to.
Gavin
So he just hangs out drinking and.
Evan
He wheels around, maybe working on stuff too. Turn a wrench, zip tie or something.
Mike
Whatever he's doing Whatever he's doing.
Ken
Evan said as soon as he steps out of his house into his garage, though, he sits down on the chair, and then he can take it to, like, the mailbox. Mailbox. Or, like, over to the garbage.
Mike
And whatever he's doing in that chair, he doesn't care if he doesn't leave that chair till Monday.
Evan
He doesn't like to say that on.
Gavin
The weekend, he sleeps in it.
Evan
No, I mean, he probably does get out of it. I think he's just, like, when he has nothing going on for the weekend, I'll be like, I don't give a. If I don't leave this chair till Monday. He's just playing it by ear.
Ken
Wait, okay.
Evan
So started with the office chair, and then he upgraded to, like, a normal wheelchair that you roll around. And then he. So he got rid of the office chair, and now he's upgraded to a fully electronic jazzy that he just drive around.
Gavin
Shut up.
Evan
Like, with the little joy. Like Stephen Hawking. And I think his line was something along lines of life is too short to have to walk.
Ken
Wow.
Mike
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God.
Evan
It's amazing.
Mike
So that's how we knew that it wasn't Slim.
Ken
No, dude, that's why I thought that it was slim, because I knew. I knew that he got a Jazz and he just had the wheelchair laying around now. So I was like, oh, dude, I bet that Slim's wheelchair.
Evan
That actually does make sense.
Ken
Slim gets a van, so he just straight up does not have to walk at all. He just drives his Jazz into his van.
Evan
Dude, that would be the epic.
Ken
I don't even want to give him that idea. He's right now.
Evan
Yeah, he needs a hand conversion van or whatever. Yeah, with the hydraulic lifts them right up.
Gavin
Peter Griffin would do.
Mike
Tell the story of, like, when you guys were trying to get him to the casino. The security guards were like, what are you doing? And then when the gal asks what you guys were filming for, so just.
I
The casino after we went to the beach. So the beach again, Ken, was that actually in Florida?
Mike
No, no, no, it wasn't.
I
All right, so Ken was right again. It was on Lake Michigan, right outside of Chicago. Just outside of Chicago. So he was right. He nailed it.
Evan
It's a good thing no one knew where you live.
I
Yeah. True. And quick backstory. Last night at Zorbas, Ken's literally doesn't know. Still doesn't know. We're hiding it. And he's going through this whole Instagram, showing me the pictures of how he, like, narrowed down The Michigan and narrowed down. As soon as he got to the casino, he's like, yes. Is it Four Winds in New Buffalo? And I was like.
Mike
And you're like, wow. Can you.
I
He got it. And my head is literally exploding.
Ken
Yeah.
I
But I have to keep it all together to, like, not lose it. It was so hard. Impressive.
Ken
And then he's like, yeah, I got the security camera footage. Actually.
I
I hoped.
CJ
I really hope, casino security, but the manager wasn't on duty when I call.
I
My gosh.
Ken
Well, that said, Ken was hot and bothered about Randy's disappearance.
I
That said, going to the casino after the beach day, I was like, do we have to take him to the casino? So we go rolling into the front door in a wheelchair. He looks like a dead person.
Mike
Yeah.
I
You know, we're. His legs are just dragging.
Ken
If you put a mask on him, he looks real.
I
Yeah, he. He's real in my life. He's real to me now. He's part of my family. My whole family knew about all of this. And they're, like, following Randy. My mom. This is a good one. Before I get distracted. My mom. Before anyone even knew about Randy's Instagram, I had two posts out. No followers. My mom followed it. I was like, mom, what are you doing?
Dalton
Dude?
Ken
What a supportive mom.
I
Get off of there. It's like a dead giveaway. She's like, oh, I didn't. No. So, but then the casino. We roll into the front thing and that. You have to go through the, you know, the metal detectors and instantly goes off because he's all metal inside.
Mike
Yeah.
I
And so they're like, whoa. What are you guys doing?
Evan
We're like, all right.
I
You know, we're kind of here. We just want to take some pictures with him at a. At a machine or a table or something. Whatever you guys think is okay. We'll let us do. We want to. We just want to take some pictures. Cause no trouble. And they're like, I'm not sure.
Mike
Yeah, I was just gonna say, relax.
I
Yeah. Be cool. No. So we roll in. They end up like, yeah, okay. You can just go right here and take some pictures. And the whole security works, explaining this whole thing. And then finally, they get real cool with us. Like, this is actually really funny. What's the. What's the channel? And I don't know a whole lot about, like, your guys's backstory, like, back in the day when you guys started, but Chase does. And I didn't know this part and had me cracking up when I found out about it. The lady Goes, oh, this is really cool. How can I find your YouTube? And he goes, it's siebestibus. And I kind of looked at it. I kind of looked at him and I was like, that's not right.
Ken
But okay.
I
And so.
Ken
And then.
Mike
Yeah.
I
And then afterwards I was like, what was that about? He's like, dude, they say it all the time to people that don't know. And I was like, that's actually really good. Pretty funny.
Mike
Check it out. Sebastievis.
Ken
So what were people DMing you?
I
Oh, my good. Everything from.
Evan
Well, DMing Randy.
I
Yeah, yeah, DMing Randy. The DMS are insane. I mean, we all give them to you and you can just go through.
Ken
I want to see him right now.
Evan
Yeah, I was wondering if anyone would see you trying to get a photo. Yeah, Randy.
I
We were worried.
Ken
Yeah.
Evan
Like the casino, because there's, you know, people there.
I
We were very nervous. There was a lot of times the one that we were scared about was the casino and the skate park. The skate park was sketched because it was at a high school. And I was like, oh, no, there's a lot of people here who probably.
Evan
Follow the Sea Boys school with a dummy in a wheelchair.
I
And we're literally pushing him down ramps, watching him just.
Mike
It was also full yard sale because he like literally lost his head.
Evan
So I didn't get to see anything. Clip of him riding, just him laying on the ground.
I
The problem was it was hard to get the clip without one of us in it.
Evan
I was suspecting that golf cart video.
I
Was easy because we could get a run. It was at my parents house, down the big hill in front of their house Chase. Literally ghost rode my dad's golf cart down the hill. I couldn't catch it. And it hit the trees and folded the whole top in. I have a video of my dad watching the video for the first time in the living room. He hadn't seen it. Hadn't seen his golf cart, had no idea it happened. And he's like, what was the Instagram again? And I'm like, oh, it's Randy Kormora. And I literally get my phone and I'm like, this is going to be good. And he literally is scrolling. And you watch his face. He's like, you son of a bitch.
Dalton
You wrecked my golf cart.
I
It was. It was so good.
Gavin
No wonder my fucking top of my goddamn.
Evan
You son of a bitch.
I
We had to buy a new top for his golf cart. But it was worth it.
Mike
The patient, I got to say, the.
CJ
Beach one had to be the most pain in the ass to try and take that picture. Just dragging that across.
Mike
That's what he's saying. He did that without Chase for that one.
I
Chase was there. The fishing one. The fishing one was just me. Me and Chase wheeled that wheelchair down the Sandy beach probably 300 yards, and we were dying.
Evan
It's like when I was carrying Micah down the beach on my shoulders. When you had a. When your ankle was jammed up.
I
Are you replying right now?
Ken
Yo, so Spencer, our buddy Spencer, and he goes, yo, I'm good friends with the boys, and I want to prank the out of them. Sell me Randy. Name a price. So I just DM the bag. I go, 5K, and I'm yours.
I
So there was. There's so many ways that you could play this right now.
Ken
Yo, should I DM Dalton?
Evan
Yeah.
Gavin
Yeah. You could mess with Dalton. You could mess with.
Ken
Oh, I'm going to DM Dalton.
Mike
You could mess with Jake. Oh.
I
Everyone thought Jake had him, and that's why we kind of framed Jake. And I apologize unintentionally. Well, kind of. Not really at first unintentionally, but then when everyone was hitting us up and was like, oh, it's got to be Jake. It's got to be Jake. I was like, oh, we're definitely gonna troll Jake now.
Gavin
Well, we still got this whole weekend to.
Mike
That's what.
Gavin
Mess with Jake.
Mike
Yeah.
Gavin
So, like, doesn't go until Tuesday.
Ken
What if you got a picture of Randy sleeping in Jake's bed without. Yeah, without Jake in there. And then you post it and Jacob be like, are you guys. I swear this is my fucking bed. Or. Or we do that to Dalton.
Mike
Dalton's gone for the weekend.
I
Go to his house. That would be a setup.
Ken
I think Jake's would be really funny.
Mike
Jake's is funnier, but we should do.
Ken
Something to both of them.
I
I mean.
Ken
Yeah, that's actually hilarious.
I
Do I have both of them?
Ken
Yeah. Has anyone posted that Randy's here?
CJ
Jake's driving simulator.
Ken
Oh, yeah. Does Jake have any security cameras?
Mike
The best part about all this. We don't even need to ask Randy for consent.
Gavin
All right, Mike.
I
I don't know. I don't know. He's kind of a human. I'm still salty about the whole Instagram thing because he had more of a following than me in, like, 25.
Mike
Honestly, that's like. That's fair for you to be like, dude, like, I've been building my Instagram up for a little while now, and then Randy passes him in, like, two weeks.
I
No, no less than two weeks. Yeah, way less than two weeks. When he passed me, I about deleted. Deleted the Instagram. I was salty.
Ken
Well, should I DM Dalton.
Gavin
Hey, baby.
Evan
Hey, little truck boy.
I
Oh, what'd you call Thirst Trap?
Evan
Like that.
CJ
Go my cowboy.
Ken
Hey, cowboy.
I
I want to be on one of your new Thirst Trap videos.
Ken
Really?
Gavin
Kind of gay. It's fine. Randy is gay.
I
He is. This whole time? Yeah.
Gavin
You're hauling him around.
Mike
All right.
Ken
I just dm. Hey, cowboy.
I
So one thing I want to say on your pod and live for all your listeners and all your followers, okay? Do not steal. Okay? Yeah, I didn't steal Randy without consent from one of the guys. I know. It's kind of a ratty thing to do. Don't steal from these dudes. Don't go to heydays and think you're going to walk away with stuff that's not happening.
Ken
Appreciate that, but it's going to take a lot more than that to get out of what Ken's got filed.
Gavin
You know what?
I
That's all right.
Gavin
We're going to use you as an example, Actually, Matt.
I
Oh, you're going to use me an example? I like. I'll be an example.
Ken
That's perfect.
Gavin
Yeah, I'll do two years.
I
Yeah, that seems, like, fair from, like.
Mike
Evan and I standpoint, especially, like, I do have to applaud everyone who's just, like, relatively serious or dead serious. That was just like, get Randy back. Don't steal. We appreciate that. And for those of you that didn't know who stole, Randy really did appreciate that. But then I also appreciate people who just found the ultimate humor in it because it was an inside job and it's so rare that I troll any of the guys. And again, this was mostly Matt's and Chase idea. But, like, the only other time that Evans trolled Ben was with liver and onions.
Evan
That was a good one.
Mike
That was a good one.
Gavin
I helped you with that, didn't I?
Mike
Yeah, we all did.
Evan
But yeah, like, six accomplices anyhow.
Mike
But, yeah, but I mean, that was.
Ken
Actually a pretty good one.
Mike
It is just. It's good to troll the Troll masters, Ben and cj. They are good at what they do, and it's pretty rare that we do that. So that's why I was most on board. And it blew up. This is so funny.
Evan
It was so entertaining. Like, the last couple of weeks when the Instagram really blew up and just in the morning.
Mike
So satisfying.
Evan
Randy, any updates?
Mike
Every day, though. Every single day. Again, like, all of.
Ken
Dude, I'm excited for Randy back because, like, like, bro, Ken's workers, they're just as like much Internet detectives as he is. And I was like, we're paying you to work here, not find Randy. Yeah, and this is all you've been doing for the last two weeks. You've cost us more money.
Gavin
Sounds ridiculous. I just honestly thought he was gone. Yeah, I just thought he was gone. I was like, they're just gonna run this Instagram for as long as they can to try and build as many followers. And us playing into it, we're never gonna get him back. And I was kind of like, well, whatever. I just thought we were gonna have to buy a new doll after Ken.
Ken
Came out publicly and said, I'm gonna send you to federal prison. And then Randy went quiet. I was like, oh, yeah, that guy's. That Randy's at the bottom of a. Of a lake somewhere.
Gavin
I was more. So just mad we got stolen from at least. Thinking you got stolen from kind of pisses you off for sure. I mean, it definitely pisses you off, but, like, yeah, you know, Randy, pretty sentimental value to some of us.
I
There was never a plan to not bring him back. And actually, me and Mike talked yesterday before all this went down. He was like, well, maybe we just don't, you know, reveal it this weekend and we keep it going. And I'm like, mike, listen, I love you, but no way.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Ken
You're sick of hauling them around heavy, dude.
I
Me and Chase, our backs are broken.
Mike
That was the vibe I was getting.
Gavin
Yeah, we could suck doing anything.
Mike
We could.
Gavin
Mike Tyson quote.
Mike
It's off my chest sooner than later. That'd be great.
Ken
Like, a couple weeks ago, I had this whole phone debacle, so I, like, had to use an iPad. I was an iPad kid for a couple days. A couple weeks. Mike was the last person to use this iPad. It was, like, one of our company iPads, so I sign in under mine, but it still has had Mike's imessage on there. So, like, he was getting text while I was getting text for, like, a couple hours. Right. I was, like, trying to, like, get rid of, like, the overlap. Right.
Gavin
All the photos and everything.
Ken
Everything. I could have read through all of your texts with everyone, but, like, I'm not a snoop, and I've been more.
Mike
Concerning just that particular one. I don't really have anything to hide, but I didn't know that it was.
Ken
Even a thing until you texted Mike, and I was like, I didn't even know I had Matt's number. And I read one message and. And dude, dude, you said something related to this, but it was like in one ear, out the other. You weren't a suspect at that time in my eyes. And so I was just like, man, I really gotta figure out how to get Mike's fucking phone disconnected here. That's the only thing I thought. And now knowing that, I look back at it.
Evan
But Uncle Rich called me and he was kind of acting like he knew, and so I almost spilled the beans to him. And then I realized, like, I was on speakerphone in the shop and I just about, like, hung up the phone, so I didn't know who might be listening from the next room. Like, I almost had said too much. Turns out he had no idea. That's my.
Mike
No, I made a mistake. Basically. Matt's like, it was the first thing that you said were like, hey, here's the plan. Probably just don't tell Rich.
I
Well, and it's not anything against Rich. It's not against anybody, but, like, the less moving parts, the better.
Ken
Yeah, I understand that. Cuz like, if we ever have anything planned, I don't. I try and tell like, one person, cj. And then even if it involves, like, all right, we have to have like, like Evan and Ken do something. We don't even tell them until, like, the very last second.
I
Yeah.
Ken
At the chance that they could ruin something.
Gavin
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah.
I
Well, because it usually gets ruined.
Ken
It does. That's why I was so impressed that. That it didn't get ruined.
CJ
But I am surprised you were able to keep a secret for that long.
Mike
Same.
Ken
Happy to have you back, Randy.
I
Yeah, I'm happy.
Gavin
Good prank, Mac.
Ken
Honestly, I just didn't. I just didn't know that Randy would have this much of, like, an effect on our lives, the public life, quite frankly.
Mike
Like, we hoped that this. It would go exactly how it went.
Ken
What if I think it went better? Well, honestly, better than what if I.
Dalton
Like, a feeling from him? Like, when you sit next to him, don't you just feel.
Ken
You feel him? Presence, aura. What's up with that aura? People keep saying, like, every time I go on TikTok, I see, like, clearly.
Mike
You don't got it then.
Ken
Yeah. What's that even mean?
Mike
It's kind of like when you do something and it just like, works out really well and you just, like, look really cool. Then it's like, plus, you know, a million, plus a thousand aura.
Dalton
So your aura is like your coolness or your lore behind you. It's like kind of who you are and how you Move. So if you do something cool or slickly, it increases your aura. But if you're, like, walking across a room and you trip, like the girl across the room that might be watching you, like, she would think of you. Less cool drops.
Mike
Like, if you had, like, a C7 Corvette and you're drifting back, and then you did one of those.
Dalton
Roll a roll.
Mike
Roll back, and then you did it, like, between two very expensive cars and just. And then did it away, Everyone would be, like, damn insane.
Evan
Yeah, you run in, dude.
Mike
Texas speed. Nice headers all the way back.
Ken
I was gonna say it had to been, but that would be, like, do.
Mike
Something really, really crazy that you shouldn't have even pulled off. And everyone's like, dude, that was insane. Then your aura goes up.
Gavin
Mike, it might be time for you to get a C6. What's. What's the update on your. Your drift car?
Mike
Drift car got sent off to our boy Cody, and he pulled the turbo off of it.
Gavin
So you're taking it off.
Dalton
It's no longer turbo.
CJ
Na.
Mike
It'll be na. Yeah. It'll have exhaust that goes out the back instead of the hood. And they clean up the mess of a wiring harness mostly. It won't start on fire again, man, that really.
Ken
That makes me sad.
Evan
Save this clip a few months from now.
Ken
That was the best part about Mike's drift car.
Mike
Yeah, I know.
Gavin
Flames, man. Some people shoot out their exhaust. Your car just lights on fire.
Evan
We actually sabotage it and light it on fire. It's super solid now.
Gavin
Yeah.
Mike
I ordered more fire extinguishers than we should ever need in the next year Just so I could have them for the drift track.
Ken
We got them, like, placed around.
Mike
Yeah. I mean, I was like, no, they're.
Dalton
Just all in his passenger, for the record.
Mike
Yeah, I'll have two in there.
Ken
Because my track record, we need, like, little fire stations around the. Really, just around all of our compounds. That was something like, when I bought my house, I went out and I bought fire extinguishers. And then, like, Greta came home, and I, like, had to tell her where I put these fire extinguishers. And then maybe that's just something to grow and older. But I was like, why isn't this, like, more talked about? Because if something did go south and I just never, like, went out and bought fire extinguishers. Maybe it is just a known fact.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
I don't know. But it seems like I'm also picturing.
Mike
Greta being like, you know, let's say you bought three or four fire extinguishers for your house. She's probably like, wow, why did you do that? Is our house gonna start?
Ken
She couldn't believe it, actually. She was like, this is just crazy to me that you think like, you're actually worried about this.
Mike
You're like, no. Yeah. But you're not.
Gavin
I've kind of been Grandpa's house burned down.
Ken
Yeah. Yeah, dude, that happens.
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Ken
The other night I was falling asleep and I'd probably been like asleep for like 30 minutes. And then all of a sudden I don't even know if I opened up my eyes or what happened, but I saw like a movement in my room and it scared the out of me. And I like rocket out of bed and I'm like looking around. I was fully convinced that like somebody broken into my house because I saw just like a black shadow moving through. And then I look over, I see my bedroom door is open. So then I'm really tweaking. So now I'm like, what the is going on? And I'm just sitting there silent, like trying to listen to see if like there was like movement outside. And then like for some reason just out of nowhere, it just goes, oh, my God. I left the grill on. Like, it literally went from getting woken up from a dead sleep to thinking somebody robbed my house to me just, like, immediately remember, I left the grill.
Gavin
That's amazing.
Dalton
Did you leave it? Well, thank goodness you've got those fire extinguishers, my man. Leaving the grill on.
Ken
I left the grill on. I made a steak that night, and I wasn't sure my steak was going to be done, so I left it on, and I went inside, and then I got a call from my mom. Totally got distracted. And then I fell asleep to bed. Fell asleep and woke up from a dead sleep.
Gavin
Dude.
Ken
Like, I swear somebody's watching out for me.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ken
Like, how crazy is that?
Gavin
Was it still lit?
Ken
Yeah.
Gavin
Wow. It would have been hot grill crazy, right? Yeah.
Ken
So I, like, get out of bed, and I just. It just, like, hits me, and I was like, oh, my God. I rocket out of bed. I run over, open up the sliding door. Sure enough, grill is on.
Dalton
Steaks just about done.
Ken
Yeah. I turn it off, and then I, like, come back in, and I'm like, like, still, like, just, like, kind of tweaking over. What just happened?
Mike
Greta goes, what happened? You're like, my steak's well done now.
Ken
No. Greta goes, oh, what were you doing? And I was like, not about to explain what I had just done, and I was just, like, just going to the bathroom. She was like, why were you going to that bathroom? I was like, oh, my God. I don't. Just go. You got more to explain. I was like, just go to bed.
Gavin
Did she just go to bed then?
Ken
Yeah, and then I. And then I explained it, like, the next day. She thought I was being all sus. Yeah, clearly. Yeah.
Evan
Yeah. If you just said you were going to a bathroom that's right next to your room and you just, like, disappear outside.
Dalton
Outside a little sus.
Ken
Yeah, you're right.
Dalton
Since I've moved into my house now and It's. It's older, 69 years old, I have been a little bit worried about ghosts.
Evan
Like, they're not real.
Dalton
Well, you never know. Ben just had a ghost and thankfully told him to turn off the grill.
Ken
I think I had a homie.
Dalton
He had a. Yeah, he had a homie.
Ken
I clearly did something good to deserve that.
Dalton
And so, like, that's the thing is you can have different types of ghosts. Like, you have good ghosts, bad ghosts.
Gavin
So do you feel your house is haunted?
Dalton
I mean, no. Except sometimes the basement's a little creepy. Sometimes when you turn on the light or turn off the light down there? I don't know.
Gavin
Don't you have to go through that basement, like daily?
Dalton
Yeah, yeah, I just, like, turn off the light and like, run upstairs really fast, bro.
Ken
You got like seven windows that go directly out.
Dalton
It's a little creepy. There could be ghosts down there. And then to help, Alandra's got me watching ghost shows. And you know, all those scary things could get lucky.
Evan
If you capture a ghost, you'd be the first person ever. Dude, like, it would be the best in your best interest to have ghosts in that house because they've never existed anywhere else.
Dalton
But people have been saying they've existed.
Evan
Well, they're liars, clearly.
Gavin
So you don't believe in ghost, Ev?
Evan
Dude, absolutely not. Show me one. Show me anybody that has any actual proof.
Dalton
It's funny, Ev, because I saw this video and I thought I was like, oh, maybe this ghost is speaking to Ev.
Mike
They want me to drink another whiskey.
Gavin
Dude, that's a weird impulse.
Mike
That is a weird impulse, man.
Ken
Dude, hey, out of all the times that we've been ghost hunting and stuff.
Dalton
I have never had an impulse. I want to drink that right now.
Ken
Right now.
Mike
It's the weirdest thing. Like, I want to do it.
Evan
Can I just do it?
Dalton
Oh, you might get drunk. Now they're telling me we should do it. Your third shot. He's never done this before in a lockdown.
Ken
That's three.
Gavin
That's three shots of whiskey. He just did, bro.
Mike
It feels good.
Ken
That's hilarious, Ryan. That was way too quick. That was great.
Dalton
Well, you started talking about you had ghosts and then it made me think about my ghost.
Gavin
Is that actually a. Is that a joke or is that actually from a real show?
Dalton
No, it's really from the Ghost Adventures TV show, bro.
Mike
Travel channel posting.
Gavin
They cut that up, up like it was a joke.
Ken
Yeah.
Gavin
That's amazing. It might have been. They tried to sell it as real, I'd imagine.
Dalton
Yeah.
Ken
That had to have been a joke. There's no way.
Mike
Because they know what throws me off most about that is like, I think I'd be embarrassed to be that guy because that's something. If a 17 year old did that, it'd be funny.
Evan
I thought it was hilarious.
Dalton
What a 30 year old man.
Gavin
100. See you doing that when you're 50, like, cracking that joke.
Mike
He's like, well, okay. As a joke. Yeah. Playing it off as serious. Like, they want me to do it.
Dalton
That your. Your whole show is easy.
Gavin
Easy to do. I'm sure you you're freaking trying to make it big on tv. You finally score a deal. You're on this ghost channel now, you're three seasons in and they want you to do this bit and you're like, all right, well I got a pretty decent thing going. I'm just going to do the bit.
Evan
Easiest thing to hunt. Like you can make a career off of ghost hunting or sasquatch hunting and you never even have.
Ken
You don't even have to be good. You don't even have to be good.
Evan
Hunting anything else you actually have to catch or get what you're hunting.
Ken
I do believe in ghosts though. I will say the success to fail rate. Yeah.
Dalton
Did the guys on the third season of going to a non haunted House, he's like, how am I gonna make this interesting? I started drinking and then he's like, wait a minute.
Ken
Do you guys remember the stage of YouTube when they used to do like the Ouija boards?
Gavin
Oh yeah, everything.
Mike
I mean, Shane Dawson has a huge, huge, huge number of views just from his huge like ghost hunting as far as I know. Or at least I'll say. I don't think any of that's real.
Ken
Dawson fan, aren't you?
Evan
I actually don't know who that is. Maybe if you popped up a picture of him, I'd reckon. Who the hell is he?
Mike
Yeah, you don't want to know.
Gavin
You know who he is, I'm sure.
Ken
Yeah. That was a strange period of, of YouTube though.
Mike
It was kids content and they just eat it up. Like 45 minute long videos of it looks like.
Evan
Oh man. Drake and Josh, one of that one.
Gavin
He's been big on YouTube.
Mike
He's. He's one of the OGs.
Dalton
YouTube has suspended Shane Dawson's YouTube channel.
Gavin
All right, for how long?
Mike
YouTube.
Dalton
This is in 2020. He had in quotes racism.
Evan
Oh no.
Dalton
His beauty channel. 3.7 million subscribers. We got more than that.
Evan
He has a beauty channel and go something.
Mike
I was like, that'll explain.
Evan
He's going down all avenues.
Ken
I can see you doing that, Ev, dude.
Evan
So since we got Randy back, does that mean we don't get to collab with Lil Mayo?
Ken
Yeah, we were.
Evan
I was gonna try to get Lil.
Mike
Mayo to like almost like a meetup or something. Yeah.
Evan
Do you know who Lume was?
Dalton
He's like, yeah, I am Lil Mayo, dude.
Ken
Yeah, math running Lil Mayo's too.
Dalton
What would you do after if you could, if you could just start up your own channel? Can't be anything to do what we do. It's just like total Side quest. What would you do?
Evan
I think I would just day in the life videos doing really random adventures. I came and think of one just like.
Mike
I like that adventure.
Gavin
Local bar.
Ken
Yeah, I got wicked drunk.
Evan
I don't know, like, riding around Jazzies with Slim.
Gavin
That'd be a good video on it.
Dalton
That would be a good video.
Evan
Taking three wheelers with cousin Joe to the gravel pit.
Mike
Yeah, I like that.
Gavin
Yeah.
Matt
Okay.
Evan
Yeah, yeah, but you're.
Ken
You gotta, like.
Evan
That's too.
Ken
I want to hear. Yeah, I want to hear it. If you were gonna go down like a completely different.
Evan
We have a pretty wide ride.
Mike
What we do here.
Evan
How.
Mike
How far off base?
Evan
I mean, we do some pranks.
Gavin
Yeah, we do everything you could do.
Evan
I don't think I'd really be too much of a prank troller.
Mike
No, I don't. I think you'd be more like a. Here's how to add this awesome new transition in Final Cut Pro X tutorial.
Evan
So, like, you're talking like, it was a little. It was too much of a wedge, so we had to increase the transition.
Mike
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's how to speed ramp your clips in Final Cut Pro X very quickly.
Dalton
And then, dude, I've been thinking about it for a long time, Ev, and if, like, you know, it ever gets to where you get some extra time around here, I think you should start up your own channel. And it should be Evan chefs, and it should be you cooking.
Evan
I can do some cooking.
Mike
I love that.
Evan
That would be good, dude. Like, me, Cody and Mike were talking about. We're doing all the meat nights. We used to really get crazy. Like, Cody was making meat dogs. So you just like, take a pound of burger. You just leave it as a circle, basically. And meat dog.
Dalton
Are you, like, good at cooking, though?
Evan
Oh, dude, yeah. Jen the other day when she came in, she had chicken chili. So it's like white sauce chili. And she asked like, oh, I don't know if you guys have had this before. And I scoffed. I said, I'll have you know I won the chili cook off in 10th grade. With white chili?
Dalton
Yeah.
Ken
Wait, what?
Gavin
Your dad make it?
Ken
No, no, no.
Evan
I mean, and it was a group.
Gavin
I feel like your dad would actually.
Evan
Be really good chili at school. It was actually a 10th grade, like, home ec or cooking class or whatever the heck it was. And there was like six teams or whatever was in cooking class, but we made a bunch of chili and whatever.
Gavin
You won?
Evan
Yeah, we won my league group.
Dalton
There's like, who was your partner?
Evan
My homie. Ham Face.
Dalton
Especially you call him Ham Face.
Mike
That's his name.
Evan
He's. He's kind of pale white, and he has a pink glossy face, built like.
Ken
Oh, damn, man. That is so unfortunate for him. Can you pop up a picture of him? Can we see him?
Mike
Something tells me he didn't love that name.
Dalton
Probably hasn't been called ham face since 10th grade.
Gavin
No, no, no.
Evan
It's in my phone. Is Ham Face like, he's Ham Face still Ham Face. His brother's name is Turnbuckle. They're twins. No idea why, but that's what stuck. What's turn.
Ken
What?
Gavin
He hit the turn.
Evan
I don't even know why. Just that's what stuck.
Mike
That's amazing.
Evan
But yeah, and then this other kid named Justin, and so they kid named Cole.
Ken
Oh, Justin. What an unfortunate.
Evan
Maybe it was Jason. Dude, it was another twin. Two of the people in my groups had twin brothers.
Ken
How much work were you putting into this chili, dude?
Evan
A lot of work. I looked the recipe up online and we used grouse, so I. We actually use grouse that I had hunted and shot and used that instead of making. So used a chicken recipe. Use Wild game.
Mike
Inspirational.
Evan
It was good.
Mike
Yeah, I love that. And. And of course, if that were a real channel, it would be very different from what we do because, I mean, what all we do around here is like, eat hot dogs.
Gavin
We have made some grilling content before.
Evan
I was singing about.
Ken
We did. Dude, we did make a. And then Ken almost started our shop off.
Mike
That was another.
Evan
That.
Mike
What? Yeah, yeah, Ken.
Ken
We went through this stage where we put like, yum yum sauce. If you go to like, a hibachi restaurant, that kind of yum yum sauce. We put yum yum sauce on everything thing. And we were cooking hamburgers, and Ken thought that it was a good idea to put yum yum sauce on the hamburgers.
Mike
A lot of them. And then make them into the hamburgers. Yep, a lot of it.
Ken
And it just started the whole flammable.
Mike
Dude. It was like. It was literally like a bonfire in the grill licking at the shop. Like, super windy.
CJ
And then I'll just in building it was worse. Would have done was left some char marks.
Mike
But I'll just never forget you walking out the door and going, oh, like it's just this huge flames. Yeah. So, I mean, none of us really belong cooking, but.
Ken
But yeah, with a name like that.
Mike
Yeah. Maybe Evan.
Evan
I can whip something up, chop something up.
Mike
Yeah.
Dalton
What's that other name you've been calling Ev?
Gavin
Deb?
Dalton
Deb.
Ken
Deb. Deb. Yeah. So Evan's haters started calling him Deb.
I
Short for Dude Evan bro.
Ken
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know who came up with it first, but it's like, kind of like, demoralizing, like, to take like, a cool name like Dude Evan bro, which I gave Evan that nickname, which is. That is a cool nickname name. And then just like, simplifies it down to Deb. You take something cool and you just ruin it. Deb's always just kind of been like a. Like a meme name, at least in our friend group. Brian had this chick that used to call Deb. Yeah, that wasn't her name. He, like, bullied her out of high school.
Dalton
She brought herself right into rehab. Okay, I didn't have anything to do with that. Dude, I didn't have anything to do with.
Ken
So aggressive. Yeah, I don't stand for that. Ryan.
Dalton
He was going either way.
Mike
And also she got help. Come on. That is pretty funny. Also, I don't know if we've ever said this, but you mentioned that you came up with Dude Evan bro, but he didn't, like, mean to. He wasn't even calling him Dude Evan bro. He was just calling him Evan. But Ben was chilling really hard and. Yeah, yeah, Dude, Dude Evan bro. And like, from there, it just stuck. It's just. That's just hilarious how.
Ken
Dude Bro Deb, Little Debbie, Evan's haters.
Evan
My favorite cheats, though.
Gavin
Yeah, you do eat a lot of Little Debbie.
Evan
Mainly cream pies.
Dalton
I bought a double decker cream pie from the gas station. Twice was not as good.
Evan
Yeah, too much cream.
Ken
Too much.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Dalton
In the pie.
Evan
Speaking of cream pies, where are you taking Randy for dinner tonight, Ken?
CJ
I don't think anywhere. I think Randy's staying right where he's at.
Evan
Oh, boy.
Mike
A little night in.
CJ
I did see one of our friends.
Dalton
He.
CJ
He texted us this morning that he. He might have found a girlfriend for Randy.
Mike
See, that's. Honestly, also another thing.
Evan
I don't think Andy's interested.
Ken
I just.
Mike
I just thought of it, like, halfway through it. Like, it would have been so funny if you somehow showed up with like a. Oh, yeah, I brought Randy back, and he's got a girlfriend now. So you guys take care. I don't know if they make. Do they make female crash test dummies when you were shopping?
Ken
It's a different kind of dummy.
Evan
They don't call the crash.
Gavin
No.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Gavin
They probably bought the same price, honestly.
Mike
Yeah. Yeah, maybe more. Matt said there was Talks about getting them a partner.
Dalton
But it was kind of weird that you were carrying around like a life size human being doll. But that one doesn't look all that sexual. But if you had two life size human being dolls, that would have been weird.
Evan
Dude, I'm pretty sure that it was on that My strange addiction or something. The guy was dating a female doll and would bring her everywhere to dinner and stuff.
Gavin
Yeah, I saw. Like, imagine how much work that had to been. Was his lighter, I assume. Unless he's into different. Kind of is.
Ken
What was it?
I
Any more work than dating a real girl?
Ken
Than dating a real girl?
Mike
Yeah. And I would say, like, that's honestly, I mean, still very weird, but probably less weird than like, you know, there's the classic dude who. Who was like, in love with his Chevy Lumina.
Dalton
Yeah, I was just saying. What about the guy who's.
Evan
There's nothing wrong with being in love with a Chevy.
Gavin
Blend in a little more. Being in love with your car.
Ken
How so? Like sexually.
Mike
Yeah. Love with them. Yeah, but he would. He would sit his legs under. Under the front.
Gavin
Look at this guy.
Ken
You know, a thing or two.
Mike
Yeah, look.
Evan
27 years old.
Ken
Is this real?
Gavin
And I'm in a serious relationship with my car.
Mike
He's kissing the front bumper.
Ken
This can't be real.
Gavin
God damn, dude.
Ken
This guy's really passionate.
Dalton
My handsome man.
Evan
I'm gonna get a tetanus. Oh, wait, a man wiener because you were screwing your muffler.
Dalton
He met Chase in a resale lot.
Matt
About five years ago.
Dalton
I can't remember what the. What it was called Hicksploitation, where you exploit hick people. Grinehart told us about that. But there should be laws against publicizing people like this.
Evan
I'm working.
Gavin
I want to go on than.
Dalton
That's what I mean. Well, I'm sure he probably.
Mike
I don't know what they offer them, but TLC has to be the best, I guess.
Evan
Hicks, this is like 15 years old.
Mike
Yeah, but that's.
Dalton
I'm sure they go to this guy who probably is in financial need, and they go, hey man, we'll pay you three grand to kiss your car on tv.
Evan
And he goes, sign me up.
Dalton
He goes, I'll say, I f the tailpipe for five. And they go, deal. We would have done it for 40. And then, then he's. Before you know it. Kiss in the front bumper of his Chevy Lumina.
Ken
We could send a camera out tonight at 12am to find Evan out with his Chev out back.
Mike
Gosh, there's a Hole.
Evan
I got a whole.
Mike
No, they have.
Evan
It takes a lot of time to keep them all happy. You know, some gets jealous, he'll give a little extra attention to the other one.
Mike
And that's one of many. Like, there's another substantial one where they're in love with this particular Ferris wheel. And they bought. I took out savings and I bought this Ferris wheel. Like, I'm in love with it. I am sexually interested in this Ferris wheel.
Ken
What?
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
How about, like, the one girl that used to eat drywall?
Evan
Bro, I swear to God, that was the one that I was thinking in my head when I'm thinking of all.
Ken
Those, like, mattresses, there's, like, mattress.
Mike
Yeah, dryer sheets. Girl was just addicted to the flavor of the dryer sheets. I think that was probably one of the lighter ones.
Ken
Can you look up, like, the strangest, strange addictions? Why is Dalton from seaboy TV crying?
Dalton
Okay, so that's my search history. It was.
Ken
Don't even hear it.
Dalton
He's getting toast on one of his things. That was the search. You know, like, tik tok search will sometimes say crazy things. That's what it was. It was adult from se boy TV crying. And I was like, well, I gotta click on this, cuz I always thought it was going to lead to something.
Mike
There was a. A weird trend of tik toks going around that said Dalton from SeaboyzTV has to go. And. And some of them got a weird amount of likes. And it's just, like, for those of you that think that it ain't gonna happen.
Gavin
Yeah, Dalton's a huge asset to the team. I just want a great guy, too.
Mike
You can make those tick tocks if you want, but, like, they are invalid because, like, it's not real.
Gavin
If we all didn't like Dalton, I mean, one of us cannot like him, but if the rest of us like him, he's sticking around.
Ken
I always looked at those and. And wondered, like, which side they were taking. If they were like, like, Dalton needs to leave. As if they were saying, like, he shouldn't be dealing with it.
Gavin
Yeah, I wonder that, like, I. I'm.
Ken
Not sure if that's how they. They looked at it.
Mike
Both sides. I was, like, kind of fired up about it. And I was like, dang. You know, some people are like, really just saying whatever they want again, you know, behind a keyboard, whatever. And then Sydney's like, I think a lot of those people, like, they'll throw a like on because they're. They're here for the lore. They're here for the.
Dalton
That's probably true. Yeah.
Mike
They're here for the. The Randy being stolen. Whether no matter what side they're on, they're here for.
Evan
He told me the other day, he's like, bro, I'm getting death threats.
Matt
Oh, my gosh.
Evan
Like, are you serious? Yeah. He's like, I know they're not real, but it's still crazy to read what someone wrote.
Ken
Yeah, no, that's insane. I think what people don't realize too, is like, if our channel was all just like rainbows and butterflies of like having the exact same personality or not showing, you know, when shit goes wrong or like, things like that, like, it wouldn't be fun to watch. And it wouldn't be fun to watch if everyone character on the channel was the exact same. So that's where, like, when Dalton, you know, is. Is riffing with Evan, it's funny to show, like, there's so many different, like, little side. I guess you could call them like side quest of seaboyz tv that like, if you're. If you're a fan that watches every single week, you would understand where, like, that's what makes our video so special. And it's like the different personalities that we have and like, just like the different storylines. And it's like you guys gotta let up a little bit on, like, the kid.
Gavin
Yeah, he was just supposed to be like, filming, not supposed to be on camera. And then it just like, so naturally started, like, rolling into, like, we think, we think. And then, like, we just started getting on camera and then we were just like, editing. It's like, this is kind of funny. You put it in and then starts snowballing. And now, like, poor Dalton's over here getting death threats. He's 18 years old. Old. Yeah, he just graduated high school. Hard working, does a great job, does an amazing job. Dalton's the best, man. I've been saying it for a long time. Like, since after a month when we hired him, I was like, dude, that kid is a beast. Yeah, because he is. He's a freaking beast. Dude.
Evan
Dude.
Mike
One thing to note too.
Gavin
You can just do everything. He's so good.
Mike
I just love, like, how the dynamic of everyone here. But then when he came in, the dynamic got even wider spread. Said like, dude, he makes me feel younger and older all at the same time. Like, some of the. Dude, some of the stuff, I don't.
Evan
Know what you guys are getting into that he makes you feel that way.
Mike
Just some of the stuff he says.
Gavin
Yeah, he definitely is a little Bit more ear to the ground with the trends and whatnot, but trends.
Mike
You know, the short shorts. Those are.
Gavin
Yeah, I'm glad those are gone.
Dalton
Thank God. It's getting cold, though.
Gavin
He did.
Ken
He did ask Ken, is there anything I can improve on after the first month of working for us? And Ken said maybe wear a little less cologne, too.
Gavin
He did.
CJ
I smelled like a Hollister store for, like, a month.
Mike
Come on.
Gavin
He was wearing a lot of cologne for coming and working at the shop. But, dude, I was. Love to have Dalton on sometime.
Ken
We will.
Dalton
Yeah.
Ken
I mean, and not defense of himself when Evan's sitting there.
Mike
Oh, screw, like, next podcast. I think we're good for that. Yeah.
Ken
Yeah, let's do that.
Dalton
I was telling Dalton, I go, hey, man, people didn't like Ken just a very short 16 months ago, and look at him now.
Gavin
Yeah, he's like a favorite on the Superstar. I told him, too. I was like, dude, like, just because people are, like, hating on you doesn't mean that you're not making a difference, you know, in the video or whatever. Like, you know, you're not really supposed to even be on camera, and now it's like you're a character. Like, people are noticing you and, like, you know, which is really good, you know? And I'd say in terms of making a difference at the over in the video, whether people like you or not, you made a difference and you made some kind of form of entertainment. Kind of feels like WWE over here, but it's real life. It's real life. Except between you and Dalton, I don't know who is the. The baby face and who is the.
Dalton
The heel?
Ken
Heel.
Gavin
The baby face being the good guy and the heel being definitely the good guy. I feel like.
Ken
I feel like you're the heel, but.
Gavin
Still, everyone's on your side.
Evan
Is it not fair to say that. That when I get into it with Dalton, that he literally starts it every time? That. Is that a fair observation? No. You guys don't agree?
Gavin
I don't know.
Mike
I think it varies.
Ken
I mean, every time would. Every time would be a stretch.
Evan
I definitely get into it and go back and forth, but I swear he just sets it up. Like, tease the ball up and just.
CJ
I mean, almost like you inflame the situation, though, sometimes, too.
Evan
I'm gas. He's an already burning fire.
Mike
I think somebody else has to tell you that you're gas.
Gavin
For instance, we'll say here, his truck. You know, he loves this truck. He's in the cars. He spends all this time and Money trying to make his truck cool. And quite frankly, he's watched Seaboyz TV since he was like, 10 or something like that. So, like. Like the beginning. It's so crazy. He works with us.
Evan
Water balloon at him when he was 6.
Gavin
Yeah, that's true. Then he gets here, and you're just like. That thing's a piece of like. It's just like. He's just like. I'm sure it hurts his feelings like.
Evan
That to hear that once in a while, you know?
Gavin
So I'm sure that doesn't make him like you.
Evan
Oh, Dalton loves me, cj.
Gavin
I. Yeah, I mean, maybe, but we'll have to have him on. Speaking of people that don't like us.
Ken
Pretty good segue.
Gavin
What about that video last night? Whistling Diesel dropped, dude.
Ken
Kind of caught astray.
Gavin
Yeah, it definitely was a stray.
Mike
Was it a stray or what?
Gavin
It was. Have you seen it yet? My mike?
Mike
No.
Gavin
You know, we're minding our own business over here, and then he makes a video, and then he calls our mini truck not cool, which was like, the. That. That's fine. But that hurt Gavin's feelings. Our mechanic, he's pissed about it.
Mike
I think the biggest thing, again, what you explained to me, obviously, watch it right after this. But you were like, how? He was like. Yeah, all they did was put a Mini. Sorry, a Hayabusa truck. All they did was put a high boost engine in the mini truck. That's still cool.
Gavin
They never said that, but they were, like, kind of mimicking us at the end. That's where I was like, the mimicking makes it seem like doesn't like us, which is fine. I really don't give a. If he doesn't like us. I. I don't want anything from him. I don't need anything from him.
Ken
Yeah, I mean, he's made, like, several comments, like, in his videos about, you know, being like, you know, I'm the. I'm the best YouTuber. Like, I'm the. What. What did. What did he say at the end? Yeah, I will always be bigger and better. Better.
Gavin
It honestly is very light, but the subs are fired up, man.
Evan
It doesn't really matter because ours is faster and.
Gavin
Well, that's what I said.
Evan
It doesn't even matter, really what he.
Gavin
That's why I just think, like, we should just run a drag race.
Evan
He would never do it, though.
Gavin
Yeah, obviously not, dude. Freaking jet engines are slow. All right, here, watch this.
Evan
Maybe there's something we can do to.
Mike
Give it a little more power so.
Evan
We can Go like road speed, but.
Mike
Fire up to hayabusa. Initiate the Viper 11.
Gavin
Whose voice do you think they were mimicking there?
Evan
Kind of sounded like Ben.
Gavin
You think they were making fun of your voice?
Ken
Fire up the Hayabusa.
Gavin
Yeah, probably. Damn Ben.
Ken
Catching stray.
Evan
I just think it's funny. I don't really think it's.
Gavin
Yeah.
Evan
Too malicious.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
No, I agree.
Gavin
I agree. It's. It's just. It's funny for sure. I think it'd be awesome if we raced them well.
Evan
Yeah, we'd win.
Gavin
I think it'd be awesome.
Mike
To claim that the jet engine red Honda Acty mini truck is better is just like. I mean, they're just honestly two different things.
Evan
And it's not even faster. It's like not even better in any way other than looking ridiculous.
Ken
I think that he probably looked at it and was like, oh, this would be a good idea on a mini truck, putting a jet engine on it. What looks the best? Red. Well, somebody already has a red mini truck. So I'm going to get ahead of the comments of everyone being like, I copied seaboyz TV and then I'm going to throw a jab because he said. Said some other YouTubers have done it, but theirs wasn't cool, so I'm gonna do that. So I think he said that to get ahead of the comments, to make it seem like his is better and that's why he did it.
Gavin
He's definitely cool.
Ken
Oh, no doubt, no doubt. It's sick. But I think, I think that's why he did that, because he was just like, trying to not have everyone be like, oh, you copied him.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ken
And that was his, like, defense mechanism against it. But I've spent, you know, quite a bit of time with him and I don't think he would say that, like, to our face necessarily.
Gavin
I think it's just playing into his character, quite frankly.
Evan
Only one way to settle it, Ronald.
Gavin
A drag race for things maybe. I don't know how fast you can really get going with a jet engine. Maybe after a hundred he'll. He'll be eating us. But I mean, we'll have to go to like, the salt flats if he's gonna do that.
Evan
How fast did he go in the video?
Gavin
I'd imagine, like it said 80. I think that's first kid that's.
Ken
He'd be better off putting wings on it than take away, like, the fact of it being able to roll. Like, you'd be better off just getting some actual lift and then challenge us.
Gavin
To a flying race.
Evan
If he made that thing fly, I would hands down, give him all the.
Dalton
You got the coolest mini trucks.
Gavin
Yeah, for sure.
Ken
That would be insane. It's the only mini truck that can fly.
Dalton
Oh, yeah.
Gavin
They're hell vehicles, man.
Ken
I think it's all fun and games. It's just like. It's just funny that it's about a red mini truck. Like, at the end of the day. That's hilarious.
Gavin
Yeah. I just had to bring it up because I know it's relevant right now and people are dming us. People are Compton our stuff saying it. So I want to respond, but I think we got to run them in a drag race.
Dalton
Mini truck combine.
Gavin
Yeah. Winner gets to keep the other person's mini truck.
Evan
I bet he would love to squash ours. Yeah, that's a pretty good stakes.
Gavin
Like, Gavin would legit cry, wouldn't you?
Mike
Look at this.
Ken
I do want to go on record and say I'm not not piss about it, but I will be pissed if we can't race him and beat him.
Mike
And you'd be even more pissed if we lost the race and then lost the mini truck.
Ken
Yeah, that would be bad. But then I guess maybe I could just build a faster one.
Evan
Then he would have grounds to stand on. We couldn't be mad if he says his is better and then beats us.
Mike
That would obviously suck for everyone. Yeah.
Evan
Nothing we can do about it. We lost fair and square.
Dalton
Then he gets to crush it with his tank.
Ken
I also gotta say, he does have a nice hat. Oh, and one more thing. I did get a gift for you guys.
Mike
Oh, look at this.
Ken
I got the last one. We got. What was that eight months ago? Three million.
Gavin
Wow.
Ken
Let's go.
Gavin
Thank you.
Dalton
What are we celebrating with Corbell?
Evan
There's only one bottle. Came and get Liddy.
Ken
Yeah. So that's the thing. Eight months ago, that was what I could afford. Today, that's all the C Store had. There we go. Well, hey, thank you, Gav. Thanks, Gav. Crucial part of us hitting 4 milli, by the way, Kev, I will say. Yeah, I appreciate it, dude.
Gavin
Without everyone on our team, from obviously, Dalton behind the camera and now kind of in front of it, the mechanics, the fabricators, Randy, Justin, all the designers. The team is pretty big nowadays, which, honestly, I don't think ever.
Ken
Oh, no.
Mike
But sorry, that was insane.
Gavin
Wouldn't be able to do it without everyone on our team.
Mike
We're doing a little start giveaway this weekend, so stay tuned for that. You'll see it on Thursday's video And we have some fun fall gear that we designed. I don't know. You guys just gotta stay tuned.
Dalton
We're in it.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Start giveaway.
Gavin
So start giveaway.
Mike
You guys have been, you know, like.
Gavin
Merch will be available.
Mike
Yeah, we've been doing like some big giveaways and we want to keep doing that, but we also want to, like, do some smaller, shorter giveaways. And, man, I just started bikes, man.
Ken
Just weird desire to grab that bottle and just start spraying it. All right, so we were in Nashville.
Gavin
This weekend, just kind of on a little. Little trip for fun. We had our girls with and everything. I paid for the Airbnb and had like the insurance thing or whatever it is. You gotta put a deposit down in case you break. Yeah, security deposit. Ben is like 2 in the morning one night. He's got all this champagne. He's like just about to pop it and start spraying it all over the inside. Go. Don't do that. Don't do that. Like, no, like, because, you know, it makes a huge mess. It's almost impossible to clean up. Last night, the very last night we're there, I'm tired as. Because we've been running around for four days straight, pretty much just walking around in bars. So I go to bed, wake up in the morning to find out, popped a champagne bottle and sprayed it all over the place.
Mike
Dude, he sprayed it like he won a damn NASCAR race.
Ken
Like, I don't know what it is about.
Gavin
Yeah, luckily I got my security positive back.
Ken
No, no, no, I did cleaned it, I did spray it. And I immediately was like, oh, CJ's gonna be paid pissed, right? So I go, Jeff, grab a rag. And me and Jeff wipe the whole kitchen down. It probably looked better than it did when we got there, but it is. It's just too fun.
CJ
Last weekend, normally I'm the one booking the Airbnbs, all that.
Ken
Dude, that was hard not having to.
Gavin
I did not like doing that. I did not like doing that. I didn't know what I was doing.
Ken
No one else knew what they were.
Gavin
Doing because I was leading it.
Ken
Yeah. Dude, Ken, seriously, bro, appreciate you so much for every time we travel. You book everything and that actually does not go unnoticed.
Mike
No, it doesn't.
Ken
So shout out to Ken for booking everything and shout out to everyone listening right now on the podcast for if you subscribed. Means the world to us.
Gavin
And 4 million thank you for 4 million.
Ken
4 million subscribers. Shout out everyone in this room. We wouldn't be here without you guys.
Gavin
Cheers, guys.
Evan
See you at 5.
Matt
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Life Wide Open with CboysTV: Episode Summary
Episode Title: Finding Who Stole From Us, Our Filmer Receives Death Threats, CboysTV Celebrates 4 Million Subs
Release Date: October 29, 2024
The episode kicks off with the hosts excitedly announcing the return of their beloved crash test dummy, Randy. This sets the stage for a deep dive into the events surrounding Randy's mysterious disappearance and eventual return.
Notable Quote:
Ken [00:00]: "Randy's back, ladies and gentlemen."
The discussion begins with Evan revealing unsettling news about receiving death threats related to Randy's disappearance.
Notable Quote:
Evan [00:13]: "He told me the other day. He's like, bro, I'm getting death threats."
The team recounts their frantic search for Randy, detailing the steps they took to locate the stolen dummy. Ken showcases his detective skills by identifying clues that led them to a specific casino, emphasizing the depth of their investigation.
Notable Quotes:
Ken [12:02]: "Randy's worth $2500. Whoever stole him, we're going to put him in federal prison."
CJ [13:07]: "We found out that Ken is a detective."
In a surprising twist, it's revealed that Randy's theft was orchestrated internally as a prank. Matt steps forward as the mastermind, explaining the humorous intentions behind the elaborate ruse. The hosts express a mix of relief and amusement as they reflect on the prank's execution and the community's reaction.
Notable Quotes:
Ken [16:09]: "We found out who stole Randy. It was our friend Matt."
Mike [16:35]: "No, I was just gonna troll Jake now."
The episode delves into the dynamics within the team, highlighting the roles and personalities of each member. Matt's involvement in the prank showcases the camaraderie and playful nature of the group. Discussions also touch upon the challenges of maintaining team harmony amidst public attention and internal jokes.
Notable Quotes:
Ken [33:03]: "You guys got us unbelievable terms of table there."
Evan [57:24]: "What a meme name, at least in our friend group."
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to celebrating the milestone of reaching 4 million subscribers. The hosts express gratitude towards their audience, acknowledging the support from their dedicated fanbase. Plans for giveaways and special content are announced, further engaging their listeners.
Notable Quotes:
Ken [75:27]: "We wouldn't be here without you guys."
Gavin [75:22]: "4 million thank you for 4 million."
The hosts share a series of humorous and relatable anecdotes, including Ken's late-night scare about leaving the grill on, which led to a momentary illusion of a house invasion. These stories add a personal touch to the episode, showcasing the hosts' genuine interactions and the lighthearted moments that define their camaraderie.
Notable Quotes:
Ken [44:14]: "I saw like a movement in my room and it scared the out of me."
Ken [45:03]: "I left the grill on. I made a steak that night."
As the episode winds down, the team reflects on the year's events, hinting at future projects and collaborations. The playful banter continues, emphasizing the group's strong bond and the entertaining content listeners can expect in upcoming episodes.
Notable Quotes:
Ken [73:15]: "This weekend, just kind of on a little trip for fun."
Dalton [75:15]: "Yeah, and not defense of himself when Evan's sitting there."
This episode of Life Wide Open with CboysTV masterfully blends suspense, humor, and heartfelt appreciation. From the intricate prank involving Randy to the celebration of their impressive subscriber count, the hosts provide a comprehensive look into both the challenges and triumphs of running a successful podcast. Listeners are treated to candid conversations, engaging stories, and the unwavering camaraderie that makes CboysTV a beloved presence in the podcasting world.