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Mike
People are stopping you to take pictures. Like, you're so recognizable.
Frankie Lena
I need extremes to feel something. If one of the Seaboys were to go trans, who would it be?
CJ
What's on your for you page?
Frankie Lena
Dude, I am on a watch list.
CJ
Really long until you think, like the next World War three.
Frankie Lena
Literally right around the corner.
Mike
All right, we got Frankie Lapen on the pod today. Known for his ginormous hinder, he's been dubbed the male Kim Kardashian. Welcome, Frankie.
Frankie Lena
Thanks for having me, boys, to have you. Yeah, Actually a car guy, first and foremost. You go back on my Instagram, like three years, four years, it's literally just straight car content.
Ben
I took a little deep dive in your Instagram. I did notice that you were like a car photographer before you started showing off your butt.
Frankie Lena
I had this Infiniti G37 that was slammed on the air ride and big three piece wheels. It was an atrocity. Looking back now at it, but I was definitely in the car scene, going all the little car shows around town and doing, you know, mods like the air intake and exhaust, whatever I could afford.
CJ
C.J. going on. Wait, don't get him going on those.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, dude, talk about your Subaru thing is sick.
Evan
Yeah, dude. Finally got my Subaru back after did the math. 10 and a half months and so.
CJ
Long it's been gone.
Evan
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
Oh, wow.
Evan
Frankie was here for the reveal, but, I mean, that's what I was most excited to learn about you, is that you're like, you're into cars and motorsports and something a lot of people wouldn't know. But yeah, Subaru is back and you guys will see it in upcoming video or put it in this pod.
Mike
Who cares?
CJ
Can't confirm. Is sick.
Ben
Is sick somehow. If you live under a rock or don't have access to the Internet, Frankie Lena is the man with the world's most famous behind. I thought, you know, before you came on, I was like, all right, what are some famous butts? Obviously, Kim Kardashian, you know, JLo, if you're like in a fitness. Jen Seltzer, Beyonce, the Charman Ultra Bear, and Frankie freaking Lena. Dude's got over 20 million followers across all of his platforms. 20 million followers? Dude, that is insane. As CJ said, by far our most famous friend.
CJ
5.3 billion views on YouTube last year.
Mike
What? That's insane.
Frankie Lena
Shorts are different than long form, but, yes, still insane.
CJ
Our channel has 1.4 billion and we've been at it for eight years. Yeah, so just put that in context.
Frankie Lena
It's Completely different though. You're m. I'm making 10 second videos. You're making 10 to 30 minutes.
Mike
But it's still. It's still crazy though.
Frankie Lena
Absolutely.
Mike
Still absolutely crazy.
CJ
And that's just YouTube. Not including Instagram, not including Facebook. Tik tok.
Frankie Lena
Yeah. I often wonder what the difference would be if I had started and I was built like a regular guy and had done everything that I've done up until this point and posted online. How many less followers I would have than I do now with having started with the big button, having the big but the whole time. You think it would be a lot less probably. But a lot of the shit that I do is still, in my opinion, still like impressive and dangerous and crazy, even if I didn't have the big but big but just like big bonus into the video.
CJ
Yeah, I think what you do is. What you do is you just make viral videos and the second that the viewer sees the hinder, they're hooked, they're even more hooked. But how good of ideas your videos are. They're gonna go viral no matter what.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, just being built different, built weird helps.
CJ
Can you, I don't know, is this too much to ask? Can you like stand. Stand up for the people watching on YouTube right now that haven't seen believers, like. Yeah, just to keep them on the video from like, you know, going over.
Frankie Lena
All right, we'll let the comments decide if it is real or fake.
CJ
You can like rest it on the table if you need.
Frankie Lena
I don't know if I'm tall enough.
Mike
Don't leave any sweat on the table though. I guess. You're a guest.
Evan
You can.
Ben
You can sweat wherever you want, brother. My God, dude.
CJ
My God, look at that thing. Look at the recoil on it.
Ben
Oh, my gosh.
Frankie Lena
I just cracked my back.
Mike
Holy.
Frankie Lena
You hear that?
Mike
Yeah, headphones on.
Frankie Lena
It was like a crack.
Evan
So that's what we're working with here.
Mike
What is that just God given or a little like, have you been working at that?
Frankie Lena
Like with the spots and everything? Diet, sleep, recovery. I mean, mainly genetics. Yeah, I mean, you go to Brazil, you'll see some people walking around like this.
Mike
Do you have a little bit of that? I thought you said Brazilian.
Frankie Lena
I am a bit Brazilian.
Ben
Yeah, but you were born and raised in Michigan of all places. So you're kind of a Midwest kid, just like us.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, no, we're from pretty much the same state. I mean, we have the same exact winters.
CJ
Does it kind of piss you off when you see like women going in and getting like implants no, it doesn't. Well, I don't know because, like, some people have to, like, you know, piss me off.
Frankie Lena
I mean, if they were stealing my thunder online. And I mean, the thing is, I'm in such, like, a weird niche.
CJ
Like, there's enough. There's enough to go around.
Evan
Keep in mind, Ryan's list didn't include any other males, so.
Ben
That's true. Someone truly has to be built different to do the stuff you do. We kind of got into it, but, like, you're darn near a stuntman. We don't like when people go like, oh, you're so crazy. You just are trying to hurt yourself every week, because we're not. But the things that I have watched you do time after time, week after week on Instagram, TikTok, whatever, is insane. Dude. You got literally uppercutted by a professional MMA fighter. And that is probably the. The base level of what you're getting.
Mike
Or was that like, like a part power?
Frankie Lena
Did you play into it any of the. The fight videos that you have seen of me getting hit is the heavyweights are told, or I tell them to go like 15 to like 40 effort.
Mike
Holy.
Ben
Should probably be like, me trying as hard as I could.
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
Mike
Is a lot.
Frankie Lena
I mean, I look at it as if in an average. Given any given fight, you have somebody getting hit like 50 to 100 and something. Times like, I could not be a little and take one hit.
CJ
How many takes did it take?
Mike
Three.
Ben
Oh, my gosh. I thought that was a one and doner.
Frankie Lena
Yeah. I mean, if you look at the video like, frame by frame, you can see that my chin's already split and bleeding before he Jesus, hit me.
Mike
And he's. And you just took it? You didn't even like, move with it or anything?
Frankie Lena
No, I kind of just closed my.
CJ
Eyes and what's the idea process look like when you're coming up with. With most of your videos? Like, you just sit down and. And just throw a bunch of ideas at the board and pitch it to a team or what.
Frankie Lena
It's probably the same thing you guys do for your idea process. It's like constantly, every day, all day. It's in the back your mind and you're thinking, you're like taking a shower.
Ben
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
You're taking a shit, you're eating, driving. It's just you're constantly thinking, like, what's the next big idea? That's the only way you can keep it going, you know, with any channel, any account. And sometimes we'll get inspiration from videos That I see online too. Very rarely do Clayton James and I sit down and then actually like try to think of ideas. It's almost the worst time to think of an idea is like trying to force it. A lot of times they'll come to me right before I go from being conscious to asleep. Right as you're like almost asleep.
CJ
Yes.
Frankie Lena
And then asleep.
CJ
Same happens. Same dude. I'll fire. Yeah. Yeah, dude.
Evan
That is cool that you said it is similar. I'm sure it is similar to ours. And another thing that is similar is that like one post you're riding a rocket powered skateboard. Next post you're getting punched in the face. And I love like catching the viewer off guard.
Ben
You never know what your next move.
Mike
Is going to be. You're not boxed into like a certain category or sport or really anything like that.
Frankie Lena
Yes, that is tough to do because they kind of want to come back for something that's similar in genre. People follow you guys for automotive content, so if you were to be running around the huge ass it.
Mike
Yeah, but a lot of the stuff you're doing takes a lot of skill.
Ben
100% dude. The Giga ramp at night. Nitro circus.
Mike
Yeah, like that's and nuts. Do you think the hinder almost overshines it?
Frankie Lena
No, I don't think so. You definitely funnier. A lot of people will not know who I am. And the FYP when they're seeing the videos come through and then they'll think it's a normal video of like just a normally built guy. And then they'll.
Ben
They see you and they're like, wait, recognize it?
Mike
Well, that's what they almost remember.
CJ
The video of you running down the hill holding the coffees at that festival.
Evan
That's one of my.
CJ
The Cokes. And then you face plant and you slide down and then you just get like a little glimpse of the hinder as you're sliding. Hinder aside, it's hilarious.
Frankie Lena
So many cringe, inappropriate, annoying people I'd slap in the face if I met in person type of pranksters that do stuff online. I try to never be that guy where I'm bothering somebody. They're always harmless to anyone that's around, you know, which is something to be sad with.
Ben
That's so true. I never look at anything you do and go like, ooh. That was like. You know the feeling you get when you watch someone be a little like embarrassing. Flinging yourself down a hill could be portrayed as that. But like you just do it in a way that just makes sense. To people. And it's just funny to watch. Yeah.
Frankie Lena
I hope that people don't watch the videos and come to the conclusion that I'm, like, desperate for attention. A lot of the videos will be it's me trying to overcome being scared of whatever it is. Xyz and it's like, am I strong enough to do it? Am I skilled enough to do it, or am I too much of a to do it? And it's like such a great feeling when I can, like, take the hit from the freaking UFC fighter or fall down that hill and not break all my bones. Be like, come out on the other side. Be like, yeah, sweet. I did it. I succeeded. And I was strong enough, brave enough, or even dumb enough to, you know, it.
CJ
So you're chasing that. That thrill too. Like, not only are you chasing, like, the viral video, but you're chasing just, like, the feeling.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, I've gotten really numb too. Just regular daily tasks, not getting tackled. Yeah. I need extremes to feel something.
CJ
What's. What's, like, the most pain you've ever felt?
Frankie Lena
I think my worst injury was the nitro circus gigant ramp. I had a giant. I can send you the file. Well, I don't even know if I posted it online. Like, hematoma.
CJ
Yeah, you posted on your Snapchat. I think I responded to your Snapchat was like, this is the gnarliest thing you've ever done.
Ben
100.
CJ
You had a baseball on your leg.
Frankie Lena
It was so big, dude.
Ben
So what. What went wrong there?
Frankie Lena
Just.
Ben
I mean, I saw you nosedive, but.
Frankie Lena
Like, literally just gave me a trike and they're like, good luck.
Ben
They're just like, just hit the ramp and don't. Don't put your feet down.
Frankie Lena
Only told me, do not go off the side of the ramp. Like, keep the tire straight because you have no guardrails. Don't turn right down. The one guy, Juliel plugged that video. It's horrific. He goes off the side and just.
Ben
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
Destroys his face. And they said, just keep it straight. I was like, fine. Where's my center of gravity? Like, give me a reference on where to lean. Because the lip is so gnarly. It's literally straight.
Ben
And you don't want to go like this and land on your back or your head.
Frankie Lena
So I kind of like, dove a little forward, just a tiny bit on the lip, thinking that would be enough, and it was way too much.
CJ
Yeah. Had you ever hitten a ramp, like an FMX ramp like that?
Frankie Lena
Yeah, I skateboarded for a Long, long time. And done a lot of dirt bike jumps, but never a trike. Who jumps a trike.
Ben
Yeah. On a gig ramp.
Evan
So that. That's saying a lot because Ty Roberts, they have another show in Fargo coming up, and they're like, you guys gotta come be in it. And I was like, I'm good.
Ben
I don't know if I can do that.
Evan
So.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, you guys.
Evan
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
And then do, like. There's no little jumps.
Evan
Exactly.
Ben
Yeah. Yeah.
Frankie Lena
Don't be fucking pussies, dude.
CJ
That's gnarly, bro.
Frankie Lena
Yeah. You guys got too much on the line.
Ben
Yeah. But, I mean, same for you. I didn't realize how, like, talented you were across so many different things. Like, I've seen you ride bikes. The trike thing, obviously, that's a little trial by fire, but the skateboarding over Steve's was a pagani viro. Yeah. You jumped over it on a skateboard in a garage.
Frankie Lena
I mean, I'm. I think in a similar category to you guys, like, Midwesterner type of dude. Growing up, where I didn't do any traditional sports, was all action sports. Yeah. How I was only doing, you know, dirt bike, skateboard, any board sports or anything with a vehicle or a motor and vehicle, I would. I was doing that. So I got good at that growing up. And, like, still have it.
Ben
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
I did not have the right build for a skateboarder.
Mike
So what kind of brought you into, like, the. The filming then? Was that part of skateboarding? Because, I mean, a lot of skaters are filmers.
Ben
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
I guess it probably was seeing dudes at the skate park. Skateboarders, for whatever reason, are always doing.
Ben
Always filming.
Frankie Lena
Filming and. Yeah. And that was like, my first exposure to somebody that had a camera. And I thought it was sweet. That's probably where it started. But the social media thing with tick tock, Instagram, YouTube was just for fun in my spare time. It's actually a bet. In the beginning. My buddy Jaden was showing me these Tick tock videos in 2020. He was like, look at these. These are so funny. I was like, this is the most degenerate, nonsense, brain rot, stupid thing I've ever seen. I could do something way better than that. He was like, I bet you couldn't. And then I think it was like three posts in. One of them went viral. And then one.
Ben
Wow.
Frankie Lena
Like, I just kind of kept going with it. Yeah. And here we are, I guess.
Mike
What was it?
Frankie Lena
It was one of those green screen, virtual call.
Evan
That's a video genius.
CJ
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
That was the first Thing that I'd.
CJ
Seen you do, hitting the car.
Frankie Lena
It was in a car.
CJ
Oh, in a car, from a car.
Frankie Lena
And there was like a.
Evan
That is interesting to think of. When you did the dirt bike jump with a green screen, I was like that too. Green screen guy just dropped another video zoom call. Green screen guy.
CJ
But yeah, I think the first one I saw was when you were going down the hill on the bike with the green screen and you ran into the back of the car.
Mike
That was hard.
Frankie Lena
Hit my car.
CJ
Is it?
Mike
That was your car?
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
Ben
You're just like, sacrifice it for the best.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, it got like a tiny dent.
Ben
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
I mean, Chevy Blazer, fuck that thing.
Ben
So what was funny is I had seen like your videos before, but probably attributed more to just like, oh, green screen guy, you know, whatever.
Mike
But.
Ben
But the one that really made me follow you was your personal hype reel that you made for yourself that you posted. And it was like this whole thing that. It was almost like someone had done it about you, but you had made it. And it was like how you had just meteorically risen, that's how you say that word, to like this new level of fame. And I was like, damn, this is a crazy video. And then I was like, who posted this? And then I saw it was you. And I was like, that's funny. And then I. I followed you.
Frankie Lena
All the top comments like, bro made a video about himself. This is how I look at it. You guys have probably had these fuckers reach out to you too. The advertising, like, PR agencies.
Ben
Yep.
Frankie Lena
We're like, we just want five grand a month and we'll get you PR and magazines and news articles and whatnot. I had some people reach out to me. I almost did it. And I was like, you know what? Fuck this. I'm just make my own pr.
Ben
Yeah, you can do it yourself better.
Frankie Lena
Made the videos and edits of what they would, had people writing articles on and just posted it myself. And I don't care if people talk. Yeah, video dude. Great.
CJ
Yeah, I saw it and I thought. I thought somebody made it so good. Yeah, I didn't even. I didn't even know that you made that about yourself.
Frankie Lena
And I have all the files.
CJ
I was literally thinking that when I was watching. I go, man, how'd this guy get all this footage?
Ben
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
High res original. No, I was not my voice. It was my buddy Kevin's voice too. So people thought I did the voiceover too. I was talking in like, first person was not me. That would have been a little bit weird.
Ben
That Would have been before the AI Voiceovers too, even. So you had to find a guy to do the voiceover.
CJ
Yeah, one time one of our buddies did a voiceover, but he hired a fake Dr. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Dr. Morgan Freeman. And then he burned our merch.
Mike
What?
Frankie Lena
Dude burned your. Like, literally? Yeah, he got a voiceover and then burned your merch in the Morgan Harder.
Evan
Because he got Morgan Freeman and he told everyone it was Morgan Freeman.
CJ
No, no, no. It was a guy.
Evan
I know it wasn't AI bro. He told.
CJ
It was a guy.
Mike
Just a dude who sounds like somebody fiverr or something.
Ben
He left, and then now we're friends again.
CJ
Yeah, no, it's mostly it's just funny.
Frankie Lena
Interesting. Yeah.
Mike
Say it, Mike. Say it, Mike. You normally. You handle this well.
Frankie Lena
How much?
Evan
A couple shirts. Couple.
Frankie Lena
For fun.
Evan
He clearly wanted to make a statement.
Mike
He had beef.
Frankie Lena
Oh, he did it to, like, get back at you.
Ben
Yeah.
Mike
It was out of spite.
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
Ben
Because he left.
Evan
We're just. We're just never going to live him. Let him live that down.
CJ
Yeah, he'll probably actually be pulling up. I bet, like, before this podcast he.
Mike
Can call him out. This dude with the huge finder came out and started pressing me.
Evan
Be another instance where he would be like, what do I do? What's going on with your ass, man?
CJ
So, swing.
Mike
Were you in film school then when you started making the TikToks and all that? Or were you out or what was the scoop on that?
Frankie Lena
Yeah, so I did the four years at GVSU and like, two months prior to graduating, started posting on TikTok December 2020. That was my first post. That was. Yeah, that was right around the time that I made the bet with Jaden. Just started going from there. It wasn't until like, a year and a half in that there was millions of followers and, like, pretty real serious traction. I had nothing to lose. I lost a couple hours of spare time if it didn't pan out. So if anybody watching this is, like, contemplating, you know, do I want to try to go the social media route? Just fucking make posts in your spare time.
CJ
Yeah, it's not like you have to, like, quit everything you're doing and then.
Frankie Lena
Commit to it to make the transition from quitting a real job, that is. That's different for sure. But you got to try to. I mean, if you're, like, really passionate about something, then you should be, you know, doubling up on your work that you hate and what you really want to do until you quit that work. Do you hate and take over the. That you love.
CJ
Do you have a posting schedule? Do you try and like post consistently?
Frankie Lena
No, I. It's just too chaotic to any of this.
Evan
A time frame on a post. I post between 4 and not a thing.
Frankie Lena
Definitely a conspiracy if you guys want to get into that.
Ben
Yeah.
CJ
Really?
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
How's it real doing the Mike posted at 1 in the morning. Go check it out.
Mike
Not bad.
Frankie Lena
It caught back up.
Mike
So it doesn't matter. When you post, you don't think your.
Frankie Lena
Video is either good or it is.
Mike
I stand with that because that first.
Evan
24 hours is something. But in short form content, it's got to mean even less.
Frankie Lena
Maybe, I don't know. Maybe I take that back. I would for a long form. For long format video, which I do not do. You guys would never post something at.
Evan
3Am it does matter. You're right, it does.
CJ
We've gotten damn close the last couple of weeks.
Evan
It does matter.
Mike
It definitely does matter. I think it's more so just off of like the start though. And then it goes into what you're saying. If it's a really good video, it'll eventually just snowball.
Frankie Lena
Yeah. People probably have no fucking idea what we're talking about because you're not even remotely close to this world.
CJ
So the first time that we met Frankie, we were together on a trip to Disney World and it was quite a collective of people. Together is us, Frankie, Steve Hamilton, the owner of Custom Offsets and then the CEO Bugatti.
Ben
Crazy statement.
CJ
Very, very interesting group of people. We still laugh about it.
Evan
I wasn't there.
Mike
It was so fun.
Evan
3 and Frankie and then who Ben just listed. But I love how it's. It's still like not a lot of people. It's just like.
Ben
Yeah, an intimate crew.
CJ
Yeah, it was an intimate crew.
Mike
Like never have met each other or anything. And then we just ride every single ride at Disney World.
Evan
I've always gotten a kick out of from the stories. Yeah, it's just like, dude, Matt or.
Frankie Lena
Rimac, what's mato or mate said that that was his first vacation in. In like two years, right?
CJ
Yeah, he brought his. He brought his chick with and his chick was like being on a beach in France, not at Disney World.
Ben
He said the last vacation he took before that was on a yacht.
Mike
Dude. I was just doing my best not to really like talk because I was like, I don't want to waste his time with some stupid ass.
Ben
But then we started him once again. Yeah, he really was just one of the boys.
Mike
He was chilling. Dude.
Frankie Lena
He Was. Yeah.
Mike
But during that trip, man, did I realize how famous you are, Frankie bro, We couldn't walk any. Well, I shouldn't say we. You could walk anywhere because people are stopping you to take pictures. Like you're so recognizable.
Ben
Yeah.
Mike
You know, like no one was expecting to see him there.
Frankie Lena
It's just. Yeah. Like I said earlier, the outfit and the build and like the one of one, but you can't.
Ben
And also, you're always wearing that fit online.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
Like you're just.
Mike
Yeah, it was exactly. So like when you try to discount the. What was it, 4 billion views or something like that you did last year?
Ben
Five.
Mike
Five people remember. And it's definitely doing something. But yeah. Dude, that was insane.
Frankie Lena
Brand recognition. I look at it as if, you know, Superman is wearing the same outfit every movie. I look at it. This is like my Superman outfit. Put this on, I could do any jump, any feat of strength, any.
Evan
A boy can't go undercover with that ass.
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
CJ
If you're trying to roll low key, like you gotta wear like a couple pairs of sweatpants.
Mike
Just baggy.
Evan
Yeah, There you go.
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
Mike
A poncho, parachute pants.
Frankie Lena
Like, if I ever wanted to exit, like an exit strategy would be a BBL removal reduction surgery.
Ben
There you go.
Frankie Lena
You know, and then document it and be like, here I am on the operating table.
Mike
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
And this, this is the end.
Mike
This will be my last or the.
Ben
Start of a new chapter.
Mike
I'm moving to Puerto Rico.
CJ
Did you guys see that Steve O. Backed out of getting the boob job?
Frankie Lena
Oh, yeah. That really?
CJ
So.
Evan
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
Ben
Why? He's been talking about that for like five years.
Frankie Lena
I never heard about him getting a boob job.
Mike
No. So he was going to get like boobs for like more of like a gag and then like have them for like 30 days or something like that and then get removed. But he just wanted to do a bunch of like stunts and just funny little with boo pranks and stuff. Very ridiculous. I don't know if I necessarily thought it was super funny, but I definitely was interested to see that. Yeah. I mean, you know, like a car crash, can't look away.
CJ
You know, everyone that would have gone around the world takes more than 30.
Frankie Lena
Days for that surgery to even come close to healing.
CJ
He said he had like a hyperbaric chamber. Like he was ready to go. He was ready to go because he wanted to heal as fast as possible so he could go on like a whole media tour.
Frankie Lena
That's a little bit too far. Glad about that.
CJ
But then he back out.
Mike
Well, Allegedly. This is what, what I heard just from listening to his podcast, but he just felt like it was offensive to, you know, like trans people.
Frankie Lena
Everyone's offended.
Mike
So he didn't want to. He didn't want to, you know, whatever. And then he just backed out.
CJ
Said it was also very difficult to find a doctor that would do it. Yeah.
Mike
And he had it all lined up.
CJ
And then like the person that was doing like the anesthesia backed out the night of or the night before than the plastic surgeon that was going to out too.
Mike
Yeah, they didn't like that. It was going to be like a gag. That was why he was doing it. Even though they would do it for anyone else.
Evan
Pretty surprised.
Mike
They just don't like that.
Evan
They always find someone to do something.
CJ
Especially in la.
Evan
There's hitmans that exist, you know, most.
Mike
Probably are plastic surgeons though.
Jake
Or good ones.
CJ
I don't know. So you think that's messed up?
Frankie Lena
No, not messed up. I mean free country.
CJ
Yeah. I don't know if it's much of like an affair offensive thing because it's not like he's like claiming to be a woman. Like he's just getting a set of tits.
Frankie Lena
Female tits.
CJ
Yeah.
Mike
Some of them don't like that. He's making a joke out of it where some people do that as like a serious thing because they feel like they need that.
Frankie Lena
Speaking of like, if one of the SE boys were to go trans, who would it be?
Ben
Dude, you look sick with boobs.
Frankie Lena
That doesn't mean Mike was wigging, but.
Ben
You might as well if you're gonna.
Evan
Oh, it's just, it's just a joke. Okay.
Frankie Lena
Like If I'd say Mr. Beast, like if we were to have asked them before transition, would they have guessed him?
Mike
Well, it sounds like they kind of knew. I think so.
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
Mike
He's under some serious fire.
CJ
Who is?
Evan
Yeah. I don't accept your guess, but my guess is you. Then fudge you, man.
CJ
You know, that's hard to say. I'd probably say Evan just cuz he's probably like. No, it's most like into chicks.
Mike
Like maybe he's the horniest. Like he'd just do it for himself.
Evan
Like Ben would make by far the prettiest one. But obviously that's not the whole idea. Maybe it is.
Ben
I don't know.
CJ
As an outsider, who do you think?
Frankie Lena
I don't know. Probably Ken. There's a lot of Ken memes and like suspiciousness around Ken, you know, he.
Mike
Is the most mysterious manual.
CJ
Not many people know what anything about the guy.
Ben
Exactly.
Frankie Lena
I don't know if we do Hot dog thing.
Ben
That's Mike's. Mike.
CJ
I think Ken might have some kind of hot dog thing.
Evan
I mean, I thought you were talking, like, damn, Frankie did his research. Because Ken is easily, like, the second hot dog lover in the crew. I don't even like hot dogs, so I just don't understand.
CJ
Also, we. We can't do this. We gotta go on podcast. Yeah, and we didn't even try that. We're talking about the hot.
Ben
No, the hot dogs.
Evan
Every podcast, then they're like, micah, you always bring them hot dogs. And I was like, no, it's you mother truckers.
Frankie Lena
Son of a. All right, what's our next subject?
Ben
My bad. Well, I am interested in your cars. I didn't realize you're such a car guy. You talked about before the pod that you actually started filming cars back in Michigan when you started out.
CJ
So did somebody take a picture of you, like, taking a picture of the car? And is that what, like, went viral?
Frankie Lena
No, no, no, no, no. The.
Ben
The.
Frankie Lena
When I was doing car videos was very long ago when I was 17. Okay. So before I got on the exercise and squats. Really heavy. But I have a 2021 Audi RS6 Avant wagon.
Evan
Oh, it is an Avant. Is there such a thing as an RX6 that isn't.
Frankie Lena
No, dude.
Evan
It's like a.
Ben
You're kind of the vaunt of, man.
Evan
I'm not trying to put prices out there, but that's like a $120,000 wagon. And it's the coolest wagon in the world.
Ben
It is.
Frankie Lena
Last week, two weeks ago, I got a 2013 BMW M3 wide body, Liberty Walk.
Mike
Oh, yeah, it's badass.
Frankie Lena
Not wrapped, painted. Very, very nice. It's like a Nardo gray looking color and thing. Sounds unbelievable. The naturally aspirated V8 in that thing. All the new M4.
Evan
Because that's back when it has a V8.
Frankie Lena
Yes. All the new M3s and M4s sound gay.
CJ
So you're a European guy.
Frankie Lena
I guess so. If I had 600 or 500 grand, I'd probably buy a Ford GT.
Evan
Really?
Ben
Really.
CJ
That's the Michigander in you. Probably like the new ones.
Frankie Lena
No, those are a million. Oh, gee. Like 2006.
CJ
Did you ever see Steve's?
Frankie Lena
I did.
CJ
Are those cool that.
Frankie Lena
I mean, I'd have to send you the one that I would get. It's like a. Like an all black, lowered more horsepower than the default supercharger and much more aggressive looking. I Mean, they sound insane.
CJ
That is a pretty cool car.
Frankie Lena
I like being the only guy that shows up at the car meet that has the that car versus show up with a Hellcat SRT Challenger Charger. Talk about gay.
CJ
Dude, you're not from Detroit, but holy, Detroit's a hole. I just felt like I need to say that, being that you're from Michigan, you're not.
Frankie Lena
You're preaching to the choir. No one is disagreeing with you. Everyone kind of already knows it. That's been there.
Ben
How far are you from Detroit?
Frankie Lena
Two hours.
Ben
Where'd you grow up or where do you live?
Frankie Lena
Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Ben
Oh, okay. That's a cool town. How big is that?
Frankie Lena
200,000. Detroit's too big and gross and abandoned.
Mike
Yeah, yeah, Just. So what do your parents think about, like, this whole Internet thing that you got going on now? What they think at the beginning and what do they think now?
Frankie Lena
I should say. Yeah. Were never, like, outwardly, like, verbally opposed to it. They were probably definitely concerned, but, like, keeping it to themselves where they're thinking to themselves, what the fuck is our son doing? But then again, you got to remember, I had been doing videos way before the social media thing for me started and wasn't wasting a ton of time with social media. It was in the spare time.
Ben
Still studying or still working.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, I still had a real job.
Evan
And I wasn't spending there, like, ever a point. You had to be like, trust the process on this one. Your parents, you're already grown at that point. So.
Frankie Lena
No, I never had to convince them. Yeah, never had to. I mean, you guys parents were probably concerned a little bit at one point.
Ben
Probably still are.
CJ
Yeah. Yeah, I'd say they still are more than ever.
Evan
My parents were never considered concerned about our content. Besides, when we swore too much, they're like, oh, dude, it's sweet you're doing the YouTube videos. But, like, don't swear. That was really hard to. To show them our videos because, man.
CJ
Dude, I wouldn't watch. I wouldn't watch one of our older videos. And, dude, we were all just potty mouthing. I could see where they would have a concern about it.
Ben
We worry.
Evan
Potty mouths cut it out for nothing.
CJ
But to be fair, we probably speak worse now on the podcast than we.
Ben
True.
CJ
Does your mom listen to the pod? No.
Evan
Thank goodness.
Frankie Lena
Hi, Mom. Swearing that much?
Mike
No. Yeah, we try our.
CJ
Try our best.
Ben
I'm trying to keep her moderately clean.
Evan
I think it's like one of those, like, when your parents grow up religious, like, I think un f. Bomb is.
Frankie Lena
Like, whoa, could be worse.
CJ
But to a religious mom, is there the Holocaust?
Frankie Lena
What are topics you guys aren't allowed to venture into?
Evan
That's that one.
CJ
Probably a couple that you probably.
Frankie Lena
Talk about those.
Evan
You've been by far the most savage guests we've had and I love it.
Ben
No, we typically don't really get, like, too political. Don't get too, you know, political.
CJ
What do you, like, get your news.
Mike
Source from.
Ben
Tik Tok?
Evan
HE LAUGHS There's a lot of good stuff on TikTok.
Frankie Lena
I can't even say names.
CJ
Yeah, right, you got that, you got that, like back alley news.
Frankie Lena
No, dude, it's been canceled.
Evan
True news.
Frankie Lena
Oh, really? Yeah.
Ben
Do you believe in aliens?
Frankie Lena
Interdimensionally? Yes.
Ben
But what does that even mean?
Frankie Lena
Dude, we can see in three dimensions, correct?
Ben
Yes.
Frankie Lena
There's like technically infinite dimensions and so I forget which one they say it's. If it's in. It's like five, six or seven, seventh dimension, that the aliens exist. So you take DMT to unlock that part of your brain that you can see into that dimension and to communicate with them.
Mike
Have you ever done dmt?
Frankie Lena
No.
Mike
So you don't want to do that?
Frankie Lena
I wouldn't be. Well, yeah, I'd probably be opposed. I don't need to go talk to the aliens.
CJ
So, like, you just get, like, so unbelievably high, like you think that you're seeing aliens. Like, is that a possibility?
Frankie Lena
No, because when people are in groups and they do it together, they all see this exact same thing.
Ben
Really?
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
Mike
Wow, that's crazy then. And that's just dmt.
Frankie Lena
What about like, ayahuasca?
Mike
What's the differences there? I mean is.
Frankie Lena
I think it's very similar. Yeah. Same chemical, same gateway. Do you believe in them?
Ben
Yeah, I think there's probably no way that in the whole everything that there's not aliens. Yeah, I probably believe in outer space aliens.
Evan
Yeah. I mean, I've this. That was the first time I've ever heard that take. And it makes still more sense to me than aliens.
Frankie Lena
Yeah. I mean, imagine if we didn't have a smell and somebody just ripped ass and then that smells literally right here with us. But we can't.
Ben
But you don't smell it. Yeah. So that's what it is.
Frankie Lena
They're like, here dimension.
Ben
Oh, but they can see us.
Mike
It almost unlocks it or activates it.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, we can change topics. That's bad.
Mike
No, I'm curious.
Ben
Yeah, now you kind of got me going.
Frankie Lena
You guys never heard that theory until right now.
CJ
No, I guess I have heard that I didn't know the dimensional side.
Evan
Yeah, I just like that more than.
Ben
Believing they're coming from a planet far, far away.
Evan
Million light years away. What about humans will never achieve UFOs? Have you ever seen a UFO?
CJ
Yeah, but classified.
Evan
Have you ever seen a proper quality video of a ufo?
Frankie Lena
Ever?
Mike
Picture.
CJ
I guess they're out there though.
Evan
Oh yeah. If you guess they are, that's fine.
Mike
But never you think we'd have to have have one by now, Right? But you know, back in the day.
Evan
You know, they're just as quality as the Sasquatch videos.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, I mean, the second the government and the Pentagon started saying that UFOs are real, the second that I stopped believing in it. Anything that the establishment says, I will believe. The opposite of.
CJ
Oh, you should meet my buddy Evan. So you straight up, you don't think that there's aliens in outer space?
Frankie Lena
I would not be opposed to it. Like, statistically speaking, I've heard that it is more likely that they are out there than not.
CJ
Well, dude, have you ever looked at the sky and be like, oh wow, we are tiny.
Frankie Lena
Yeah. I mean, who do you think would kill who?
Ben
We kill them. They kill us.
Frankie Lena
Them kill us.
Mike
Okay.
Ben
I feel like that's the general sentiment.
Mike
I mean, if they venture here, that's the only way we're probably going to have to deal with.
Ben
True. Unless we go there.
Mike
I don't think we're going there anytime soon.
Ben
The first billionaire just walked in space. Or SpaceX. First commercial spacewalk.
Evan
Why was his arm like that?
Ben
Apparently it takes a lot of motion, but his other arm was going crazy, so I don't know, there's. There's conspiracy there.
Evan
He just like pops out of the ship and then his left arm looked like it was legit in a full arm.
Mike
So it's like just shitty AI. Possibly.
Ben
I've seen better AI.
Evan
His arm was just like this.
Ben
Someone said it was a doll.
Mike
How do you think these AI things are going to tools are going to be able to take over the movie industry.
Frankie Lena
The AI just generates the whole movie, just everything.
Ben
Like writes it or someone.
Mike
But someone would.
CJ
Would input that or yeah, you plug.
Frankie Lena
In the script and it plan shots or what. Also ask it to write the script.
Ben
My girlfriend Alondra uses AI or like chat GPT. Like if she's writing like an email, she'll use chat GPT to make it better, like daily.
Evan
It's not AI that's going to take your job, it's people who know how to use AI that are going to take your job, who know how to plug in the right AI to the right things out to get the best things you can possibly get out right now that are going to take your job.
Ben
Dude, it'd be pretty crazy going to space because you've got to come up with a good quote. He says, back at home we have a lot of work to do, but from here, Earth look. Sure looks like a perfect world. Like, you got to think of a good quote if you're going to be in space.
Evan
That's it. I like that quote.
CJ
What would you say, Ryan?
Ben
No idea. Like, toss me a beer. Okay, so look, his. His left. His left arm kind of just sticks.
Mike
What? Has he got it maybe, like cuffed to the post?
Evan
Dude, he's trying to get it off and then he does and then he. So it looks like his arm.
Mike
What if he would have floated out there?
Ben
That's. He doesn't look like he's super strapped in.
Evan
I gotta disconnect my suit so I can go save someone and then they, like, come back in the last second of air.
Frankie Lena
I don't believe anything I see. Dude, Earth could be flat.
Ben
Dude, I'm a flat.
Mike
You think Earth is flat?
Frankie Lena
No, dude, that's a ridiculous video.
Evan
They put an electric motor in a quad.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, right. Pull up the why are you gay video. You know that guy? It's so funny.
Ben
Okay, interesting.
Evan
So I wonder where the original is. I just kind of want to see this.
Frankie Lena
35 million views. There it is.
Jake
We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, Mr. Should I call you Mr. Pepe. Julian Onzima. Thank you for coming in.
CJ
Thank you for having me.
Jake
Good morning. Why are you gay?
CJ
Who says I'm gay?
Jake
You are gay. You are a transgender. You are a transgender. And you are gay rights activist and an outspoken lesbian homosexual. How can I describe you? Now we're looking at the raging debate activists.
Ben
Is this fake? Because of. I was reading the bottom.
Frankie Lena
It's completely.
Ben
The bottom things were, like, really out there. Bottom things, like, go to the first second of it.
CJ
This turns out to be fake.
Mike
And Frankie thought this was.
Ben
Go to the first.
Frankie Lena
The first minute and a half long interview. It's real.
Ben
Christina Aguilera and others is jailed for 10 years. NASA's Ebb and Flow gravity mapping satellites. And they're highly successful.
Frankie Lena
What are you talking about?
Ben
At the bottom here. Scoring House. NASA's highly successful. Missing the moon by crashing into a mountain. Bro, you thought this was real?
Frankie Lena
Real? That's edited.
CJ
Frankie's old life is alive. Everything.
Ben
The one thing he believed. The one thing he believed.
Frankie Lena
You guys are crazy. Some idiot re uploaded. This is not the original. Look it kids. The person got 51k subscribers and it's an American.
Ben
He's got 34 million views though.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, because it's a great video.
CJ
What's on your for you page?
Frankie Lena
Dude, I am on a watch list.
Ben
Really?
CJ
So bad. Let me see it.
Frankie Lena
You do not see it.
Mike
What is it?
CJ
What's on there?
Frankie Lena
It's crazy. Just low quality memes and like people with deformities.
Mike
Geez, dude.
Frankie Lena
A lot of like crazy racist stuff.
Ben
I'm coming. I'm coming. To terms with why Danny had to cut so much your podcast.
Frankie Lena
I didn't ask for the required be it just.
CJ
I'm pretty sure that is just curated to your personality.
Mike
What you like watching you guys.
Evan
It's AI curated. You can't. No one decides that.
Frankie Lena
There's a reason why racist AI.
Mike
Certain people, their whole Discover page is just chicks with big boobs because they keep clicking on them. They keep staring at them.
Ben
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
What's on your guys? Just all car stuff. Fyp.
CJ
I feel like pretty normal. I don't even know. I probably have to like, look, you.
Ben
Got a lot of Hawk 2 on here, dude.
Evan
On my Snapchat. Like I scroll over and they have so much Hawk to a girl. And guess who it was before that. The cop chick who effed the whole.
Mike
The whole force.
CJ
What was her name? That. You've had that on there for the last like years.
Evan
I mean. Yeah, they took a hiatus and then.
Mike
Mike's been just really investigating. He keeps reading more and more.
Evan
You?
Ben
No, no. Funny. I don't have any. Dude.
CJ
How crazy is the Hawk girl though? Like, she's like, like all over the place. Yeah, she's got her own podcast now. I think she's just like three months away from making music. Like, I feel like that's like. Like the end of like. Like a viral sensation. Yeah, like making music.
Ben
The guy at one of the locals. What does Gaga know about cameras?
CJ
No, about making music.
Evan
You know, what's that?
CJ
What's that even mean, bro?
Ben
Connie west clip. Never mind.
Mike
What do you think about know about cameras? Have you ever met her? I mean, I feel like you could easily run in the same world. Like you guys could probably collab on some video.
CJ
Video?
Frankie Lena
Yeah, she did a video with Hulk Hogan like two days after I did a video with him. But we were in different locations, which is shocking. That why Would she be doing a video with Hulk Hogan?
CJ
Right.
Frankie Lena
First of all. But question is, does she deserve her fame? I'm happy for her. She is making money. She somehow made it out of the crap job at the spring factory.
Ben
I'm intrigued by that. What the is a spring factory? Like she's making sparks.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
Spring. Really?
Evan
Spring factory. Yeah.
Mike
Coilovers.
Ben
Oh, coilovers.
Mike
Probably not all sorts of coilovers, but mostly. Oh yeah.
Ben
It's like I put my job at the spring factory. I'm like, I mean, I guess there's got to be spring factories, but like, I'd like a little more context on the spring factor.
Frankie Lena
I don't dislike.
CJ
I've never.
Mike
Yeah, I think it's cool. Like, I'm happy for it too. But I guess, I don't know. I wasn't sure what you think.
Frankie Lena
I'm happy for anybody that can succeed on the Internet. I just don't know how sustainable.
CJ
Right.
Frankie Lena
Her freaking program is that she's developed.
Evan
And then you know what? We said the same thing and I know this might be slightly different. We said the same thing about Bhad baby. Same thing about girl. I did.
Mike
She already exited, man.
Evan
Yeah. I was like, dude, this girl, like she says one thing and then. And then here we are bopping to Gucci flip flops.
Mike
Told you. Music. Music.
CJ
Yeah. She went music. But Bhad Bhabie made $54 million.
Mike
Yeah. You're done.
Ben
You ever thought about doing.
Frankie Lena
No, I'd rather stick to feats of strength.
Evan
I feel like.
Mike
So you, you take the bag. If they're like, listen, we have so many women here that want to pay a premium fee to get some scandalous photo photos up here.
Evan
I feel like if you didn't to be kind of sketchy.
Mike
This is kind of like a two part question. So you'd say, no, you're not, you're not taking that bag. Because there's gotta be talking about millions.
CJ
Yeah, but you have to do, bro.
Mike
You for sure could get make millions of dollars, but sell your soul. So yeah, for sure.
Frankie Lena
At the end of the day, when you're at the money in the account, like, are you actually happy?
Mike
Dude, I hate to say it, but if people. No one wants to see me, I can't sell out for only like fucking two people to buy the thing. So you imagine I sell out.
CJ
I'm like, no one bought it. This was supposed to be the exit.
Mike
Now I don't have anything.
Ben
But it's like you, I'm leaving. Go follow my only fans next week.
Mike
No one but so that's great.
CJ
Yeah. You guys must not have stayed to the end.
Mike
This is my next question now. Frankie, walk around with a hinder like that, going all these different places. Are you picking up chicks?
Frankie Lena
Dude, no.
Mike
Like, you got this, you're. You're clouded up. You got all this fame and followers.
Frankie Lena
Dude, no.
Mike
And you got a big hinder.
Frankie Lena
90 of my followers on every effort. Male. And the videos that I put out are total. Just.
CJ
Bro, bro.
Mike
But that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you're a famous, well known individual.
Frankie Lena
Yes.
Mike
Even, even like a tenth of the fame that I saw that you have. It doesn't matter if the girl didn't even know who you were until that moment. They go, you're famous. And they see how famous they're like. And then, I mean, they just would see your hinder, obviously. Sorry to keep resorting back to that.
Frankie Lena
But the location of where I am is the problem, I guess because in Grand Rapids, Michigan, they all know who I am, but kind of none of the girls are clout chasers like they are in Los Angeles. Los Angeles girls would be throwing themselves.
Ben
The problem with corn, right? Yes. No cloud chasers here.
Frankie Lena
Desperate for attention and clout. Or they'll just be doing anything to get near a person with followers.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
Fuck.
Mike
I bet you have a couple comparisons.
Evan
You're down in la, I'm sure, like the level of women throwing themselves that anyone in LA has to be astronomical.
Mike
You can always find, I think a girl somewhere that's into that. But like, it's just obviously the wrong.
Frankie Lena
Reason almost all of you are dating. Correct? Yeah.
Mike
So, like, I already had a girlfriend before we really had any kind of following. But I'd imagine even if you were around here, you could still probably find some shallow girls that are trying to date you to get some clout or whatever.
Ben
Do you feel like they're ever intimidated, like by your butt? They're like, damn, I don't know if I can hang around this guy.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, definitely intimidated at first. But then they, you know, get over it and they're pumped about it.
Ben
That's cool.
Mike
When you do these videos with like big celebrities. Like, I know you've done one with Hulk Hogan, you've done one with John Cena. Like, what's that look like? Like, how do you coordinate that? Like, you what? That's so sick, dude. Yeah, I mean, like, how much time do you spend with them? Do you talk with them? Or is it pretty straight to business?
Frankie Lena
Like, straight to business. Well, with John Cena, at least I got to hang out for. For a while off camera with Hogan. And dude is an absolute G, total bro.
Mike
I bet.
Frankie Lena
Like, same as, like, same type of energy as this podcast with John Cena. He was like, strictly business. Didn't want to do any small talk, was hiding in his trailer unless we had to be on camera at that moment. It was like a pretty big commercial production set that we were on. And yeah, I mean, I can't blame him. He's probably seen so much nonsense and Dallas so much BS that he. He doesn't want the big butt guy coming up to him and trying to small talk. There's a wide variety of interactions I've had with celebrities where I like David Do. I was never off camera when I was hanging out with him, but he was, you know, super cool on camera. But if the camera stopped rolling, I don't know what would have happened. Yeah, just turned into a completely different person. Who else? Marshmallow. I only got to talk to him for like, five minutes.
Ben
Do you see him without the helmet?
Frankie Lena
No, but I actually, I shouldn't say this.
Mike
No.
Frankie Lena
There's no way that somebody's gonna see this. One of his photographers got some video files of me at the shoot that we did at Live in Vegas. And when I got the files from him, I got his whole card, and his whole card had a bunch of photos of Marshmallow without his helmet. High res photos. I still have them.
Evan
Geez, dude, that's just kind of sick.
Frankie Lena
Yeah. And I was not supposed to have.
Ben
Those, but now say that you deleted them.
Frankie Lena
I deleted them. I think I'm selling them on Reddit for the highest price. I'm just kidding.
CJ
What the hell would Marshmallow be getting photos of them?
Ben
Like, yeah, true.
CJ
What's he gonna post those on?
Frankie Lena
Like, why would you ever maybe.
CJ
Why would you ever want those photos?
Evan
Some behind the scenes stuff. I always think about that.
Ben
Like, when he does the reveal stuff.
Evan
We shoot that, like, clearly isn't gonna see the light of day.
CJ
I wonder what that's like, being Marshmallow, being as famous as he is. But when he takes the helmet off, like, he goes to the grocery store and somebody could be like, listening to his music.
Ben
That's his Clark.
CJ
Look him straight in the eye and be like, are you going or not? Like, that's got to be so interesting.
Evan
It's pretty refreshing too, to. To rock that I do. I. I don't quote me on this at all. I just remember, like, Justin, he's super into EDM and he Was like, oh, yeah, he rebranded. He used to be like, dot com. And again, just throwing that out there. I don't even know. But he was like, that's who he used to be.
CJ
I just watched an Air Rack video where he tried sneaking into a nightclub as Marshmallow, wearing just the helmet.
Frankie Lena
Did it work?
CJ
Yeah, I think. I think he got in. And then he got blacklisted.
Evan
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
Dude, that is a crazy niche to just try to sneak into events.
CJ
Well, yeah, and then I watched the next one. He snuck into another nightclub as an Olympian, like, just wearing, like, a fake gold medal.
Frankie Lena
I mean, I watch him for sure.
CJ
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
You know, it's kind of interesting. I don't know if they got to be real, right? Not fake.
Ben
Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
CJ
It's cool.
Ben
He's always like, we bought the ticket just so we don't get in trouble. But have you ever seen the guy who tries to leave the stadium last? He goes to, like, big concerts, big stadium, stuff like that. He's banned, I think, from all the NFL ones now, but he, like, would kind of not hide, but he would just try to, like, make himself inconspicuous enough that he could stay. Like, the latest. And he has a timer.
Mike
It's really, really cool how late he's staying.
Ben
I mean, hours after the game where, like, he'll be one of the last people, and, like, a security guard will catch him on the last sweep. There's been some where he's like, yeah, I'm at Lambeau. I'm here four hours later, everybody's gone. I'm just gonna go home.
Evan
Like, overnighters.
Ben
I don't think he's ever done an overnighter.
Mike
Man, it's amazing how many. Just different niches there are that you could, like, you know, kind of go into. You know, like, there's so many options because you can just reach so many different people that are going to find, you know, whatever it is that you're doing interesting.
Evan
I genuinely didn't even want to bring this up. At least at the wrong time. You know how you said you, like, yeah, you know, do some mean farts? That might be funny, but I'm not trying to get into that content.
Frankie Lena
And I don't even know.
Evan
I don't even know his name. I don't know his name, but there's this dude on TikTok. They're fake farts, but he has a. In his sweatshirt pocket. It sounds very real.
Ben
I'm sure.
Frankie Lena
I've seen him.
Evan
He does weird stuff. And again, it doesn't really piss anyone off. He'll run in front of someone and go like, yeah, and fart and people. It just makes their day. And they have millions of views and.
Mike
It makes their day when he farts on them. I would expect someone to get up and want to punch me.
Frankie Lena
Exactly.
Evan
It's not like a real fart. It doesn't actually smell. Well, maybe ruin.
Mike
Some people, they probably think it's real, though.
Evan
They zoom in on their faces and people are just like laughing, just laughing. And it just like genuinely looks like there makes their day. Like, you're not gonna believe this dude rolled up in front of us walking down the stairs and he fell and then he farted like six times.
Mike
Are they real or you got a little pooter, you know, making the noise?
Frankie Lena
Some of them are real. Yeah. Some of them are fake, though. When I add reverb, they sound very realistic.
CJ
Really? Well, the Karen that was like yelling at you for skateboarding.
Ben
Staged.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, but I mean, we did a hundred takes before I liked. I liked one of them and people bought it.
CJ
I thought it was legit.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, no, people are like 50, 50.
CJ
When you, like ran by her and then farted.
Frankie Lena
Karen's are the best thing that can happen for a video. I mean, it's very hard to stage a Karen attack.
Ben
An attack.
Mike
You almost just got to find one in the wild if you really want to get it.
Frankie Lena
That's hard to do.
CJ
Well, we managed to find them.
Evan
Yeah.
Mike
Everyone every now and then.
Frankie Lena
Yeah. The one at the boat launch.
CJ
Yeah, I just. Just saw her the other day too.
Ben
Really?
Mike
It was awkward.
CJ
Yeah, I mean, like, corn rot's pretty small, you know?
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
She was eating with her.
Frankie Lena
I was like, she recognize you?
CJ
Yeah.
Mike
You could tell. I think she was maybe a little embarrassed and like, I don't know, I felt bad. I thought about, like, maybe paying for their meal or something, but then I was like, ah, I'm just gonna. Just let it move on.
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
CJ
Yeah.
Mike
We weren't trying to ruin anyone's day. Like, most people really thought it was funny and like, they'd go down like they just scored like a goal in soccer, like high five and everyone and. And whatever, and they're like cheering and, you know, just made. But she might have just been having a bad day. And then you run into us and we're the. The cherry on top, you know, Like.
Evan
Yeah, not speaking on her. She might have been having a bad day, but some Karens are just Karen's. Yeah, for sure they're not having a bad day and they're just Karen.
Frankie Lena
They have a bad life.
CJ
Dude. I saw a video yesterday on Instagram of this guy that he was at a car wash going up to people and taking out a thing of gasoline, but he had just had water in it and started dumping it all over him.
Ben
Himself?
CJ
Yeah, himself. And then he would like, like, take a lighter out and start lighting the light.
Mike
Oh, my God.
CJ
And like the people with like, washing their cars would like, you know, start like spraying him down like, no, no, no, don't do it. Like, don't do it. And then he would start like chasing after them with the gasoline can.
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
And dude, I was like, so aggressive. And then he'd be like, pouring it on their car and they'd be like, trying to like, spray them or like throw like the.
Frankie Lena
Oh, my God.
CJ
I was like, damn, these are like going really.
Mike
Sure, that's real.
Frankie Lena
Too far.
Mike
That sounds like. That sounds like a prank that would have happened in like 2014 through 2017 maybe.
CJ
Yeah, it seemed pretty real because, like, the guy doing it, like, didn't speak English, where he was like, trying to.
Mike
Like, talk, I don't know, a lot. Especially Facebook.
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
Mike
Set up. You know, it's so easy to see.
Frankie Lena
Through all of my videos. Pretty much 99 of them are staged and set up.
Mike
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
People all think that they're real.
Mike
Yeah. I don't know if I would go, like, yours isn't really like fake though. Like, you can't say that word. Which obviously you're not. Like, I wouldn't. I wouldn't put it in the category of those. Of those, like, fake pranks exercises. Like, yours is just like a skit with a stunt and the stunt is as real as it gets.
Ben
Yeah.
CJ
Like, have you seen the RC cars when they're shot super tight and they look like they're like real monster trucks and they have like monster truck noises to them.
Frankie Lena
And then on the. My fyp.
Evan
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
Maybe a couple of the tick tock.
Ben
Do you have to be to call your fyp?
Frankie Lena
How deep do you have to be?
Ben
Yeah, like, how much of a tick tock do you have to be?
Frankie Lena
Literally on the app at the top, it says fyp.
CJ
Probably the same level of being on Snapchat where you say a public story instead of just story. When we were in Disney World walking around, he goes, you posting that to your public story? We're like, dude, just call it a story. Now every time I look at public story, I think of you first public story ever.
Ben
Really?
Frankie Lena
It was like the day after you showed me yours really?
Mike
Wow.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, it was me doing the gritty down Disney World sidewalk. You can gwitty. All right, let's talk about something raunchy, guys. Gotta up the ante.
Mike
What are you trying to talk about?
Ben
Yeah, I'm intrigued.
Frankie Lena
World War Three. What if there's a mandatory draft? What are you doing?
CJ
Well, what do you think?
Mike
The age?
Ben
Staying far away from Ken with a gun.
Frankie Lena
It's 27 right now, but they would off it.
CJ
You think so?
Frankie Lena
Guaranteed.
Mike
Wait, 27 is the drafting max. Oh, so.
CJ
So I'd be up it.
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
Evan
I'm feeling really bad for a couple homies in the room.
Frankie Lena
They would up it to 30. Something.
Mike
They say you're not in your prime, like, physical shape until, like, 30s. But you tell the draft board. Yeah, no, obviously inaccurate. Yeah, I think that's for, like, standard, like normal people, because normally they just quit doing shit. But if you're like an actual, like, athlete, like, once you start reaching, like, upper 20s, like 30, you're kind of in your prime, is what they consider you.
Ben
Didn't Elvis go to jail for dodging the draft or something? And Muhammad Ali probably. Would you go to jail for dodging the draft or would you go.
Evan
I would go to jail for dodging the draft or not go to jail, because I would still be dodging the draft, but I get away.
Frankie Lena
They say that the last necessary war was World War II. And I agree with it because any war beyond then was just complete corruption for, like, political gain or rearrangement of money. Like Vietnam, completely unnecessary. Iraq, Afghanistan, completely unnecessary. The wars that are currently happening right now, complete money laundering operations. Anything that's going to be here in the future is going to be a complete, unnecessary war. So, like, why would we all go die for these hideously corrupt politicians that are drafting us in a war that doesn't need to happen.
CJ
Do you think about this every day?
Frankie Lena
Dude, we are doomed. Like, our generation, like, if it keeps going the way it's going right now, our kids are not going to inherit anything.
CJ
How long until you think, like, the next World War iii?
Frankie Lena
Literally right around the corner.
CJ
Really?
Frankie Lena
Within the year or two. Really? If it does happen. Yeah.
Ben
I really hope we don't come back to this clip and be like, Frankie was right.
Frankie Lena
Well, I mean, there's not gonna be much to come back to if it is a nuclear war.
CJ
Are you a pessimist about everything?
Frankie Lena
Just when it comes to trust? Yeah. Like what I'm being told from. Never trust anything you're hearing from mainstream.
Mike
Your parents tell you this or you.
Frankie Lena
Figure this out on your own conclusions.
Mike
Like, do you have. Have you been ripped off many times?
Ben
Yeah. Where were you hurt first?
Frankie Lena
Yeah, well, I mean, just the constant bombardment of lies from mainstream media from that one in history, history books in general. Just so many lies. It's like, how do you trust anything they're saying now?
CJ
I guess I don't, but I also don't, like, care enough to, like, think about it.
Frankie Lena
Yeah. Yeah.
Ben
And if the kids aren't gonna inherit anything, what are we gonna do with Mike? Subaru.
Mike
Can't fucking sell that thing. The whole plan is to hand it down multiple generations.
CJ
I'm never selling that thing.
Evan
That's going to my kids.
CJ
Yeah, Mike, about the only thing. And think about that. Did you.
Evan
Well, then I worry about they're gonna.
Ben
Do driving their bunker.
Evan
Well, I mean, you look at like the movie iRobot, and then when Will Smith breaks out the crotch rocket and she's like, is this gasoline? And I was like, f. That. I. I never want to be a part of that. Like, the whole, like, if everything is.
Mike
Electric, you go, no, it's E85 runs on corn.
CJ
So are you like a doomsday prepper?
Frankie Lena
No.
CJ
So what do you. What are you doing if it happens?
Frankie Lena
Like, if it goes down, just dying.
CJ
And just accepting it. So you think about it every single day, but you're not preparing for it in any way.
Frankie Lena
Every.
CJ
So it's just like. It's just making your life worse.
Frankie Lena
I want to make sure that I am not forgetting and as. And I am well aware of it throughout, you know, each week, month, that as it escalates. I'm not an uneducated idiot when it comes to how bad things are. I. I'm not trying. Not trying to be like, negative or anything, but just getting crazy.
CJ
I seriously got to meet my buddy Evan.
Evan
I think he maybe does know that if things don't have to be that way.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, they don't have to be that way, but they are because of the idiots that are in control of everything.
CJ
You know, dude, you should get into politics.
Frankie Lena
That's a problem. A certain type of person to get.
Ben
Behind you can get behind.
Frankie Lena
Oh, what about freaking you're running for mayor?
Mike
Well, Ken did, but then they.
Ben
But the establishment.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, they didn't.
Mike
They wanted a dog to win, so they didn't count as votes.
Frankie Lena
Like, bullshit.
Mike
Yeah, it is kind of. Because you spent a bunch of money. Like, I mean, it was all for the video.
Frankie Lena
Even at the local level.
Mike
Dude, that's what we said.
CJ
That's Literally what we said.
Frankie Lena
Doesn't matter what level. Politics. You're all crooks.
Ben
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
You guys ever have kids that show up to the shop here that are.
Mike
Yes, all the time.
Frankie Lena
Often?
Mike
Every week.
Frankie Lena
Every week?
Evan
Yeah, every week.
Mike
Safely.
Frankie Lena
Craziest thing that's happened when they.
Mike
Dude. Oh, my God. I kind of got a funny story where you guys. Do you remember that one kid who, years ago, would just, like, pull up with his van?
Ben
I saw him.
Mike
We did.
Ben
At Freddy'.
CJ
I saw Freddy's.
Mike
Ben and I saw him driving, and.
Frankie Lena
We'Re like, was that.
Mike
It's been, like, four years.
CJ
We didn't have to say who it was. I go, we all knew. Was that. And seriously goes, dude, the van. And I go, oh, my God. I think it was.
Mike
I don't know. He's a nice kid, but, like, I don't really know what he was doing. He was. He had his license.
CJ
He would come. Okay, so we have, like, a. We used to have a GoPro right above the door and then a TV on the inside so we could see what the GoPro saw. Because we didn't have windows on the front of the shop. This kid would legit come knock on the door and then stare at the GoPro.
Mike
And we'd be sitting on the other end looking at like.
CJ
Like, stare like. Like, can you hear us right now?
Frankie Lena
I think he can see us.
Mike
Oh, my God.
Frankie Lena
Yeah.
Mike
But he was a really nice kid, but, like, there was just something up.
Frankie Lena
With him for sure. Watching this.
Ben
He had a dirt bike.
Frankie Lena
There was a lot of.
Mike
There was a lot of kids that have done this, though. Like, I mean, I'm talking. It doesn't happen as much anymore because we've been so vocal about not coming here. But it used to happen a lot more, I think when we were smaller, I think they felt like, like, oh, like I can just go pull up and, like, hang with them. But, like, I'm not kidding. There's been times where we had, like, the lights off and we were trying to act like we weren't here.
Frankie Lena
And, like.
Mike
Because they, like, started walking, looking through the windows on the side, I'm like, bro. I mean, that was a different time. Nowadays, I'd be like, yo, you gotta be doing that.
Ben
Yeah, real good cameras, too.
Frankie Lena
So I guess it is crazy.
Evan
It won't get specific, but it's just entertaining to see. Like, how delusional some people.
Mike
Well, this kid pulled up one time. Anyways, here's like, my most memorable story about him. He, like, pulled up. The car was, like, kind of on its last leg. Like, it. And he was like, I just got it. Like, it's his new car. He was all pumped about it, had all his plans. And he's like, you want me to do some burnouts here? And I'm just like, ah, no. Like, I want you to save the tires. Like, I was worried that it was gonna, like, break, you know? And I'm like, how the fuck's this kid gonna get home if he breaks it trying to do a donut here? He lived, like, a. Like, an hour away, and he would, like, drive here. And then I'm like, don't, don't, don't. You know? And then kind of send him on his way. I'm like, all right, well, we got to do this stuff. So it was nice seeing you. Like, see you later. Drives down the road, like, a couple minutes, and then comes back, and he's like, hey, do you guys have any gas? And I'm like, I don't think so. He's like, oh, because I'm on E and I don't have any money. So, like, I think we ended up, like, filling up.
CJ
Yeah, Mike probably went and filled him up gas.
Evan
And I was like, what are you doing?
Mike
I think then. Then you maybe just said, like, hey, man, like, I don't think you can come back anymore. Like, it was like, he'd come back every day. He'd come, like, every single day.
Evan
Okay.
Mike
I mean, I'm off to drive.
Evan
The best also part about getting too specific, but showing them around. This is the first tour, and you. The computer was downstairs, and you were editing the video, and you had just finished chopping up a good portion, and we're like, yeah, yeah. So this is the main part. You know, the Pine Bay, whatever.
Ben
We.
Evan
We hang out here. You want to. You want to watch the new video segment? We're just about to watch it. This isn't even out yet. And we're.
CJ
This is the same kid.
Evan
Yeah.
CJ
I don't remember this.
Mike
Okay.
Evan
And we're watching it, and you're playing it, and we're all, like, very enthralled, because that's what we do is, you know, banner. CJ finishes the. The edit of their segment, and we're like, yes, this is great, dude. And then he's just like, so you like to fish, like, completely unentertained by the video. And I was like, does this he. Does he even know we make videos? What? Like, it was so random. Like, he kept interrupting, like, because when we watched the new video segment, we're Very in tune. Watching, making sure. Oh, yeah, leave that in. Cut that, whatever. And he was just like.
Mike
So there's been way funny things that happened. We've considered getting a gate, but now it's, like, a lot better. People don't really come anymore.
Frankie Lena
I'm shocked.
CJ
I mean, what else?
Ben
What else?
Evan
You just said there's way funnier things that happen. What else?
Frankie Lena
God.
Mike
We'd have to go down the rabbit hole. But there was a similar time when we were watching a UFC fight and this guy pulled up and he, like, kind of helped himself in. And we were, like, watching the fight, and it was, like, super in it, or maybe. No, we were watching a show, a movie. Mike was sitting in the back, just, like, mind his own business. And the guy, like, kind of, like, just sat and, like, sat on the floor.
Evan
I was editing.
CJ
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mike
We were in the couch kind of. And we were in the couch watching. He was kind of on the back, and he just, like, pulls up and just starts, like, talking the whole time. And then finally he goes.
CJ
This is the most memorable thing he said, though.
Mike
This was, like, in 2020, and we had, like, the newest GoPro, you know?
CJ
You know, we don't go pro.
Mike
It was probably, like, a GoPro 11, whatever. And he just looks at.
CJ
He goes, this a GoPro 3.
Mike
I was in the front.
CJ
I was like, what the.
Mike
It was just the funniest question.
Frankie Lena
Oh, no.
Evan
It says it's 11. Just like, what planet is my guy?
Mike
That was funny.
Evan
But like, oh, my God.
CJ
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
Anyways, hilarious, dude.
CJ
Do you have random people?
Frankie Lena
Like, I have nowhere for them to show up.
Ben
There you go.
CJ
They don't follow.
Mike
You ever have bad interactions?
Frankie Lena
I've never had a negative interaction.
CJ
Anyone, like, slap your ass.
Ben
Yeah, they don't want to like girls.
Frankie Lena
Yeah. I mean, I guess more importantly, not guy.
Evan
You don't want to snap your ass.
Frankie Lena
Not as often as you'd think. There was this one. She was just, like, grabbing my pee pee and. But whoa.
CJ
Really?
Frankie Lena
Like, saying, I'll take you out back right now. And I was like, she was reversed right now. This would be headlines, right?
Mike
No. 100. But did you feel violated or were you kind of like, whatever?
Frankie Lena
Like, I mean, I am very hard to offend or make upset, so I didn't care, but somebody else probably would have. I was just giggling about it. Yeah.
Mike
When you said I was very hard, I thought you. I mean, I was rock hard, so I couldn't sit there and act like I didn't like it.
Frankie Lena
She was not cute. You Would not want to bring her anywhere.
Mike
The reason that brings Frankie out here is that we are filming with some racing lawnmowers tomorrow.
CJ
The dream is. The dream is coming alive.
Mike
We've been trying to get into racing lawnmowers since probably 2019, and we've bought a few of them off Facebook marketplace, and they've just failed us every single time. They were just pieces of shit. They wouldn't work or they would work for a short stint, and they were pretty quick and then blew up. Like, we weren't even able to make enough for, like, a video with it. So anyways, we took the motor out of the 450, the YFZ 450 that we had swapped with the electric stark motor, and we put that into our lawnmower. Trusty old John Deere lawnmower. Gonna be insane. Yeah, it works. He just drove it. He just. He just finished up on it. It's ready to rip. Just in time for tomorrow. But, like, it's gonna be gnarly, dude.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, you got to be careful. That thing looks like it could flip pretty easy, you know?
Mike
Yeah, well, no, 100%.
CJ
It's.
Mike
It's lowered down.
Ben
Yeah.
Evan
It's got to be one of the most flippable vehicles that we own.
Mike
Short wheelbase, a lot of power.
Evan
The cool thing is Frankie has some experience driving racing lawnmowers.
Frankie Lena
No, not really. Well, I was in a go kart.
Evan
I don't know.
Frankie Lena
I think I took it for a rip. No, no, that is their prized possession. I was just kind of choreographing the video. Really?
Ben
So you got to rip the go cart.
Frankie Lena
It wasn't even a shifter car. It's just a clapped, like, hundreds cc, no gears, not even a property.
CJ
But anyways, we got a bunch of. Bunch of kids coming out like. Like young kids that are, like, tick tock, like, racing lawnmower.
Mike
Yeah. But enthusiastic about racing lawn.
Frankie Lena
Oh, yeah.
Mike
They're gonn ropes. Something we've never really been able to get into. And, you know, maybe we'll be able to move into that space a little bit after tomorrow is say, you know. Yeah, we're into racing lawnmowers. You know, I don't know.
CJ
We're trying to get. We're trying to get 10 shifter, cards, lawnmowers. Oh, they're bringing 10, and we're gonna have, like, five.
Ben
Oh, my God.
CJ
Oh, dude. We better make some more friends.
Evan
Call the homies.
CJ
Yeah, it's gonna be sick out on our drift track and then probably just, like, mobbing around Cormorant.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, invite the GoPro 3 guy. I want to meet him.
CJ
Yeah, dude, we could probably hit him up.
Mike
Anyways, Frankie, thank you for coming on. Good boys.
Frankie Lena
Thanks for having me.
Mike
We appreciate it.
CJ
Appreciate you, bro.
Ben
Thanks for your conspiracies.
CJ
Yeah, dude, I don't think half of the podcast is going to be able to go live, but, hey, if any of those things ever happen, then we'll.
Jake
We'll.
Mike
We'll post them. He said it'll be too late. It'll be too late.
Frankie Lena
World War Three when it'll be too late. But all the other ones, maybe real quick.
CJ
All right, if we do go, go to World War iii.
Frankie Lena
Hey, the guy.
CJ
Hey, it's the guy that burned our merch. Jake, why don't you sit down? Actually, we do have a question for you right here.
Evan
How we doing?
Frankie Lena
I never heard that one.
CJ
The turd cutter. Did you hire Morgan Freeman to narrate the video of you burning our merch?
Mike
Yeah, I'm just gonna go with yeah. It's way cooler of a story. Definitely wasn't a guy that pretended like he was.
CJ
It was the real one.
Mike
Yeah, it was the real one for sure.
CJ
Okay, that makes me feel a little bit better about situation.
Mike
At least it was cool.
Frankie Lena
How much money?
Mike
Oh, we were kind of friends at the time, so we just hooked it up.
Frankie Lena
Damn.
CJ
Yeah, Morgan Freeman and his dad were hooking up.
Mike
Yeah, the.
Ben
I guess they're gonna write a movie.
CJ
About it soon, too.
Frankie Lena
Morgan Freeman lives in, like, in what country?
Mike
Well, he's actually got a house on Big C, like, right here.
Ben
No one knows that it's his vacation home.
Mike
Yeah, Frankie's not believing that for a second.
Ben
Skeptical, man. Unless it comes to that one video.
Frankie Lena
Yeah, I mean, why would you believe in anything until you have, like, undeniable proof is mine.
Mike
Were you a good student, Frankie? Like, were you a super good student in school?
Evan
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
A's and B's.
Mike
It seems like you're, like, you know, you just know so much about a lot. Random facts, you know, interdimensional beings. Like, how you would reach them. Like, things like that. Like when you have time between your crazy schedule to learn, traveling, plane rides. So you just sit there and learn.
CJ
Yeah, Research and learn.
Frankie Lena
I'm not gonna say who. They've all been canceled. The people I listen to. But if you are canceling people, that is who you want to listen to. They're silencing them for a reason.
Mike
Yeah, or they're missing some. But I'm not disagreeing with you. But you know, there's two sides to it.
Ben
Do. Do you believe in ghosts? To find ghosts, spooky things that crawl around your house? I just bought a new house. It's old and, like, the fans move and it cast shadows, and I'm. There's slight concern in a dark corner that there could be ghosts there.
Frankie Lena
I believe in souls that linger, that didn't, like, go to rest.
Ben
That doesn't make me feel any better.
Mike
Like, you've thought so much about this. Like, I wouldn't be able to just give an answer like that.
Ben
Yeah. Like, yeah, ghosts.
Mike
You know, I'd be like, yeah, I believe in ghosts. You're like, I believe in souls that.
CJ
You know, like, you thought about it.
Mike
Yeah. You just thought, I like it.
Frankie Lena
I like it, and asked that. It's not a yeah, but I think.
Ben
You give a good answer. So what. What about the souls that haven't gone to rest yet?
Frankie Lena
That's a whole rabbit hole. I mean, I don't know all the specifics behind it. From, like, what I understand, though, is when somebody dies in a brutal way.
Ben
Great.
Frankie Lena
Like a murder.
Mike
I've heard about this.
CJ
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
Or a.
Mike
Like a traumatic.
Frankie Lena
Traumatic way that the soul is tied to that room or furniture or even, like, an object. The whole Annabelle series movie is, like, apparently super accurate. They have all the cursed items, and that's. That's what they say. And because it's all based on real stuff. Yeah, they. I mean, there's, like, shockingly realistic evidence, believable evidence that explains all the cursed items and why.
Ben
Last question. If your soul could be trapped in an item on Earth for the rest of life, what would it be?
Frankie Lena
Probably this fucking outfit. Outfit? I wear every single video the same outfit.
Jake
It.
Frankie Lena
There we go.
Ben
It was a lot of fun hanging out. Can't wait to film some videos. You guys have some stuff to look forward to. And go follow Frankie on all his platforms, man.
CJ
Yeah.
Frankie Lena
Thanks for having me, boys.
Jake
Good to meet you.
CJ
Thank you, brother. All right, peace.
Mike
Just don't give Jake any of your merchants.
Date: September 24, 2024
Host(s): CboysTV (CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, Mike)
Special Guest: Frankie LaPenna
This lively episode dives into the viral world of Frankie LaPenna, the internet sensation famous for his “ginormous hinder” (“male Kim Kardashian”) and wild stunts. The CboysTV crew invites Frankie onto the pod for an unscripted, laugh-filled discussion ranging from the business of going viral to behind-the-scenes on content ideas, car culture, dating, social media, conspiracies, and why "extremes" are necessary for Frankie to "feel something." The episode is peppered with stunts-gone-wrong tales, audience questions, social commentary, and plenty of irreverent humor.
“Actually a car guy, first and foremost. You go back on my Instagram, like three years, four years, it’s literally just straight car content.” —Frankie (00:33)
“Big butt just like, big bonus into the video.” —Frankie (02:36)
“Dude, you got literally uppercutted by a professional MMA fighter.” —Ben (04:53)
“I need extremes to feel something.” —Frankie (09:43)
“It was so big, dude.” —Frankie (10:16)
“I look at it…like my Superman outfit.” —Frankie (20:26)
“In Grand Rapids…none of the girls are clout chasers like they are in Los Angeles.” —Frankie (41:06)
“They were probably definitely concerned, but keeping it to themselves…” —Frankie (27:10)
| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:23 | Frankie’s first car talks—real car guy roots | | 02:06 | Social metrics—5 billion+ views, power of the butt | | 04:53 | MMA stunts & taking uppercuts | | 09:43 | Frankie: “I need extremes to feel something.” | | 10:16 | Worst injury—giant hematoma story | | 12:22 | The “TikTok bet” and going viral | | 17:52 | Social media algorithms and posting conspiracies | | 20:26 | Brand recognition & the “Superman outfit” analogy | | 27:10 | Parents’ concerns about internet fame | | 31:36 | Conspiracies, skepticism, “believe the opposite” | | 41:06 | Dating with fame, Michigan vs. LA differences | | 49:36 | Staged content & perceptions around “fakeness” | | 52:38 | Frankie: “Literally right around the corner” (re: WWIII) | | 65:16 | Why believe, unless there’s undeniable proof | | 66:14 | Frankie’s take on ghosts and “lingering souls” | | 67:35 | If Frankie haunted something: “This fucking outfit.” |
Frankie LaPenna brings a potent mix of self-deprecating humor, raw honesty, viral savvy, and daredevil energy. The group’s chemistry ensures even wild off-topic tangents (aliens, existential dread, staged content, butt-enhanced dating adventures) feel relatable and incite plenty of laughs. With plenty of behind-the-scenes anecdotes, practical social media wisdom, and real talk about risk/reward, the episode is a must for fans of stunts, online fame—and those curious about the realities behind internet legend status.
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