Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode Date: April 25, 2023
Episode: Grandpa Ron on Bowling Prank, Funny Stories of Ben & CJ, and Picking Up Chicks

Episode Overview

This episode features the famously charismatic Grandpa Ron as a special guest on the Life Wide Open podcast. The CboysTV crew (Ben, CJ, Ken) dive deep into Grandpa Ron’s hilarious stories from his youth, his adventures in dating, behind-the-scenes tales about the CboysTV family, and his take on living life with openness and joy. They also recount the recent viral bowling prank, discuss family dynamics, and share timeless advice about relationships, humor, and social skills.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Grandpa Ron’s Bowling Prank & Aftermath

[00:51 – 04:14]

• The main spark for Ron’s invitation to the podcast was the viral bowling alley video, where he took a spill and became the center of concern and laughs alike.
• Ron assures everyone:

  "People never thought it was really okay, no matter what I do." [02:12]

• His off-the-cuff nature is praised:

  “It was pretty amazing how good you were at off the cuff, just doing that… you could be an actor.” – CJ [03:29]

Humor, Family, and the "Gift of the Gab"

[04:41 – 14:44]

• Ron tells stories of his youthful mischief, including the “goal of having a girlfriend in every town” achieved via sports and travel.

  “Our goal was to have a girlfriend in every town.” – Grandpa Ron [05:58]

• The “gift of the gab” (quick wit and humor) is discussed as a family trait, encouraging open teasing and banter:

  “You gotta see every comment is about you in the comment section.” – CJ [04:14]

• Ken reflects on the CboysTV’s unique close-knit, joke-heavy family dynamic.

Wild Family Relationships & Unique Dynamics

[15:02 – 18:51]

• The group laughs about their intricate family relationships:

  “At my house Christmas Eve...my brother is there who married my ex-wife. Christmas time.” – Grandpa Ron [16:09]

• Ron recalls multi-layered remarriages that stretch far back in his family.

Stories from Grandpa Ron’s Youth: Dating, Fights & Socializing

[06:21 – 13:09, 18:52 – 20:38]

• Ron describes dating in the ‘olden days,’ often picking up dates while playing sports and traveling from town to town.
• Relationship run-ins:

  “Not really, no. There’s a theory it’s easier to make love than war…” – Grandpa Ron [10:04]

• Socializing and humor are key to Ron’s world—he attributes feeling young and energetic to staying social and positive.

CboysTV Behind-the-Scenes: Growing Up, Mischief, and Lessons

[19:21 – 24:15]

• Grandpa Ron shares stories of golfing with his grandkids, reckless golf cart antics, and driving tricks.

  “He would start slowing down in traffic... until it turns green and then you can go again.” – Ben [22:44]

• Life lessons: Ron emphasizes living wide open, staying active, and the importance of having fun no matter your age.

Business, Sales Stories, and Unconventional Pickups

[12:16 – 32:59, 34:10 – 36:09]

• Inspired by a traveling cigarette salesman, Ron became a lifelong salesman, including door-to-door sales for Fuller Brush—a challenging but formative experience.
• Hilarious dating technique:

  “I have this sign and I bring it up and I put it next to the window. And she looks at me like, what sign was it? It just said, how about a drink?” – Grandpa Ron [34:21]

• This bold approach once led him on an impromptu five-hour road trip with a stranger.

Say Yes to Life & Taking Risks

[41:25 – 44:17]

• Ron’s life philosophy is about seizing opportunities:

  “You set your life up so you can kind of just do whatever you want.” – Ben [41:38]

• Ron admits sometimes “yes” got him into trouble, but also enriched his experiences.

Casino Stories & Gambling Advice

[46:13 – 55:04]

• A proposed CboysTV casino night, leveraging Ron’s experience setting up charity casino nights.
• Ron gives insights into blackjack, craps, and video poker, while telling stories about lucky tables with stoned dealers and friends who managed to comp their Vegas stays.
• On gambling strategy:

  “If you learn how to play craps, I mean, really know how to do the odds... you’ll win.” – Grandpa Ron [48:46]

Family Memories: Growing Up CboysTV

[55:06 – 59:25]

• Embarrassing and endearing childhood stories about Ben and CJ (e.g., crying over not wanting to host Grandpa Ron, Spongebob underwear birthday meltdown).
• Ron’s presence throughout his grandchildren’s lives is highlighted:

  “You’ve always been so involved in our life... now you’re filming YouTube videos and podcasts with us.” – CJ [59:25]

Staying Young at Heart – Health & Mindset

[24:49 – 29:49]

• Ron credits his lasting energy and health to: socializing, eating well, staying active, seeing a chiropractor, and abstaining from smoking and excess junk food.
• On energy and socializing:

  “If you can have social, you can bullshit with somebody and go out... You guys do that all the time.” – Grandpa Ron [27:51]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the Bowling Prank:

  “You know, when you have a head with nothing in it, really can’t get hurt that bad.” – Grandpa Ron [01:41]

• On Dating Philosophy:

  “There’s a theory it’s easier to make love than war.” – Grandpa Ron [10:04]

• On Family and Humor:

  “If you guys weren’t in each other, you wouldn’t talk to each other probably.” – Grandpa Ron [13:48]

• Life Philosophy:

  “You set your life up so you can kind of just do whatever you want.” – Ben [41:38]
  “Almost never regret saying yes to something.” – Ken [44:06]

• Classic Grandpa Wisdom:

  “Drinking a beer is better for you than a pop.” – Grandpa Ron [27:05]
  “If you’re really a good crap player, you’ll win.” – Grandpa Ron [48:46]

• On Family Dynamics:

  “My grandpa’s ex wife is married to his brother and... it all works.” – Ben [17:14]

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Bowling Prank Recap: [00:51 – 04:14]
• Gift of the Gab & Family Humor: [11:36 – 14:12]
• Wild Family Tree Stories: [15:02 – 18:51]
• Dating Stories/“How About a Drink?” Pickup: [34:10 – 36:09]
• Casino Stories & Gambling Talk: [46:13 – 54:04]
• CJ & Ben as Kids, Family Memories: [55:06 – 59:25]
• Life Lessons/Energy/Health: [24:49 – 29:49]

Closing Thoughts

This episode is a heartfelt, laugh-filled reminder to embrace life fully, keep a sense of humor, and cherish family connections. Grandpa Ron’s quick wit and zest for life shine, offering both comic relief and timeless wisdom. Whether it’s pranks at the bowling alley, bold dating escapades, or wild family reunions, Ron’s legacy is one of living wide open and enjoying every moment.

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