How CboysTV Celebrated 2 Million Subscribers

Summary

Podcast Summary: "How CboysTV Celebrated 2 Million Subscribers"

Life Wide Open with CboysTV
Date: April 18, 2023
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah
Theme: A candid and celebratory episode with the Cboys reflecting on their 2 million YouTube subscribers milestone, behind-the-scenes stories, vehicle misadventures, family dynamics, content creation, and thoughts on success.

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode captures the CboysTV crew after reaching the significant milestone of 2 million YouTube subscribers. With just the original crew present (“boys only”), the conversation flows through how they celebrated, their evolution as creators, discussions on business, relationships, family, vehicles, and their philosophy on navigating life and growth both online and off. The episode’s tone is laid-back, comedic, and introspective, with the crew sharing uncensored stories and personal reflections.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Return to “Boys Only” Format & Milestone Reflections (00:00–03:09)

• After a break from the studio, the hosts express excitement about being back with just the crew.
• They discuss the subdued emotional response to hitting 2 million compared to hitting 1 million.
  • Quote: “Hitting a million was like the one of the greatest moments of my life. And hitting 2 million... I wasn't let down, but I felt nothing.” – CJ (01:56)
• Pride in being the “first YouTube channel in corn rot to hit 2 million.”
  • Quote: "We should be damn proud of that." – CJ (02:54)

2. How They Celebrated 2 Million (03:09–10:11)

• Started the day filming—spontaneous celebration ensued while “water skipping the snowmobiles.”
• The milestone led to an impromptu night involving margaritas, sleeping over at the shop, and “smashing in the windshield with a skateboard.”
  • Notable Moment: Ken goes wild smashing a car windshield (06:30), with the video celebrated and analyzed by the crew.
• Comparison to their 1 million party, with more chaos and destruction each time.
  • Promise for the future: “When we hit 3 million, we’re gonna buy a house and destroy the house.” – Ben (11:10)

3. Shop Shenanigans, Living Arrangements, and Pajama Discourse (10:11–06:29)

• The crew jokes about crashing at the shop, rarely sleeping at home, and whose turn it was to sleep on the couch.
• Humorous debate about pajamas, sweatpants, and public appearance.
  • Quote: “Try to wear jeans and khakis and shit.” – Ben (05:37)
• Ken's wild behavior while wearing sweatpants leads to further jokes.

4. Family, Vehicles, and the Cboys Lifestyle (13:08–24:32)

• Talk of future destructive celebrations, possibly involving Mark’s old farmhouse.
• A running gag about Ryan owning and hating all three of his vehicles—Hummer, Camaro, Cabriolet—and his storied misadventures moving vehicles in storage, including nearly wrecking CJ’s boat (16:36–21:14).
  • Quote: “How do you have three vehicles and you hate all of them?” – CJ (15:12)
• The crew roasts each other’s vehicle choices and habits.

5. Proposals, Family Channels, and YouTube Content (28:25–38:59)

• Discussion of a viral “disastrous” marriage proposal on a baseball field; collective agreement that simple, sentimental proposals are best.
  • Quote: “I feel like that’s something you just... you gotta do it right. Maybe not big, just personal.” – Ryan (31:09)
• Exploration of YouTube “family channels”—whether they’d do one, the fine line between authentic and exploitative content, and examples of bad “fake” proposals for views.
  • Quote: “If you start doing, like, relationships type of stuff for YouTube, like, you’re proposing because you’re like, ‘this would be a great video’... bad deal.” – CJ (35:15)

6. Sprinter Van: The Ultimate Flex (39:03–46:47)

• The crew gushes about their new Sprinter van, likening it to a “private jet for the road,” and plans to use it for a road trip with their grandparents.
• Amusing family dynamics: Two grandpas and a grandma on an adventure—possible casino stops, “VIP” treatment, and intergenerational hijinks.
  • Quote: “It’s going to be a weird dynamic... Grandpa Ron is like, he’s kind of a DJ... and our Grandpa Dave... very Zen.” – CJ (45:15)

7. Career Reflections & the "Life is a Game" Analogy (47:27–52:41)

• CJ reflects on almost pursuing a career as a chiropractor; the group discusses paths not taken, the challenge of college, and degree value.
• Larger philosophical discussion: Most of life is “just figuring it out,” with no one truly having everything together.
  • Quote: “As I’ve gotten older, what I’ve realized is everybody’s just trying to figure it out.” – Ryan (52:12)
  • Quote: “Life’s just a game.” – CJ (51:38)

8. Experimentation, Fallbacks, and Jackassery (54:09–57:13)

• The Cboys riff on dangerous “one wheel” electric vehicles and their own experience with crashes and road rash.
  • Quote: “Ryan is falling at about 17.5 miles an hour, and he looked like pizza.” – Ben (56:17)
• Admiration for viral videos of daredevil stunts and contemplation of trying new things despite risks.

9. Closing Thoughts: Content, Community, and Favorite Moments (60:53–64:57)

• The crew discusses the success of their recent RV trip videos and camaraderie on the road.
• Favorite recent moments:
  • Ben: Meeting motocross star Kobe Raha (62:51)
  • CJ: Surprising Gavin, the three-wheeler prank (63:49)
  • Group: Enjoying different locations and meeting other YouTubers, such as TJ Hunt.
• Reaffirmation of their gratitude for supporters as they reach 2 million subscribers.
  • Quote: “Appreciate you guys for watching. Thank you for 2 million subscribers on the main channel.” – CJ (64:48)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

“We should be damn proud of that.” – CJ (02:54)
“When we hit 3 million, we’re gonna buy a house and destroy the house.” – Ben (11:10)
“How do you have three vehicles and you hate all of them?” – CJ (15:12)
“It’s going to be a weird dynamic... Grandpa Ron is like, he’s kind of a DJ... and our Grandpa Dave... very Zen.” – CJ (45:15)
“As I’ve gotten older, what I’ve realized is everybody’s just trying to figure it out.” – Ryan (52:12)
“Life’s just a game.” – CJ (51:38)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00–03:09: Boys Only episode returns; initial reflections
• 01:56: Emotional difference between 1 and 2 million
• 03:09–10:11: 2M celebration and behind-the-scenes chaos
• 13:08: Future celebration ideas (house destruction)
• 16:36–21:14: Ryan’s vehicle/storage disasters
• 28:25–38:59: Viral proposal analysis; YouTube family channel philosophies
• 39:03–46:47: Sprinter van as VIP transport; hilarious family road trip discussion
• 47:27–52:41: College, paths not taken, and “life is a game”
• 54:09–57:13: Extreme one-wheel stunts and “pizza road rash” stories
• 62:51–63:49: Favorite moments from recent trips and videos
• 64:48: Thank you for 2 million subscribers

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Tone & Style

The episode blends irreverent humor, real talk about business and life, and brotherly camaraderie. The guys are unfiltered, supportive, and self-deprecating, with lots of friendly ridicule and storytelling; the tone is lively and relatable, with an undercurrent of gratitude and pride for their milestone.

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Useful for listeners who want:

• An inside look at CboysTV’s behind-the-scenes dynamic
• Reflections on building a channel and celebrating milestones
• Entertaining stories about cars, pranks, and family
• Honest talk on “figuring out life” and making it up as you go

Skip to:

• 03:09 & 10:31: Crazy 2 Million Celebration Details
• 28:25: Viral Proposal Breakdown
• 39:03: Sprinter Van Road Trip Plans
• 51:38: “Life is a Game” Discussion
• 62:51: Crew's Favorite Moments

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This episode stands as a quintessential CboysTV hangout—part raucous celebration, part heartfelt reflection on success, effort, and just enjoying the ride.

Transcript

[A]

All right, let's talk about some juicy stuff. This is boys only.

[B]

Welcome back, like, to the longest hiatus we've had of this podcast studio.

[A]

A boys only. Yeah. Podcast.

[B]

Like, how long has it been since. Since we've been here for sure.

[C]

A month. That's weird. I'd say no more than that.

[D]

Feels good to be home.

[A]

I was over at the pub earlier today and like, people were like, hey, where you been?

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Everyone was wondering.

[C]

Well, cuz you went. You went sober, right?

[A]

For sober for a month. Because I was on the road.

[C]

Yep, yep. You quit drinking at home.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

Because we were on the road.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

Cj. CJ keeps telling us like, yeah, ever since I quit drinking. And I'm like, you didn't quit drinking. He's like, well at home, but he left.

[A]

God.

[C]

For the last month.

[A]

You're cutting it in half. I'm damn near quitting.

[C]

No, it feels good to be back though. Appreciate all the support on the last couple podcasts with the guest. But something. Something feels good about the boys only.

[A]

Sometimes you can't beat a good old boys only podcast.

[B]

You know, I think we do it well.

[D]

Oh, 100.

[B]

I hate to toot our own horn, but, like, I. I think when we.

[C]

What are you doing, Ken?

[B]

Are you already bored, Ken?

[C]

Dude, what are you doing?

[D]

Ken hadn't had to be Jamie for three weeks and completely forgot how Ken.

[E]

To get the ad gone before I pull it up.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[C]

Ryan already hit the ads.

[D]

Speaking of. No, just kidding.

[A]

Oh, gosh, dude.

[D]

Last night, I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I'm feeling it from our celebration last night.

[C]

Oh, hungover?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But you gotta admit, last night you were also feeling it.

[D]

Last night I was feeling it too. We hit 2 million subscribers yesterday and we went out and we celebrated.

[B]

It was so great. We were out filming in the field. That was already fun in itself. And we didn't really have a plan, which almost made it more fun. And then we hit 2 million as we're out like water, skipping the snowmobiles. And we were just like, this is so awesome.

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

The celebration started. Yeah.

[C]

I couldn't have felt more opposite of like, hitting a million was like the. One of the greatest moments of my Life. And hitting 2 million, almost. I wasn't let down, but I. I felt nothing.

[B]

What did you expect?

[A]

I agree.

[D]

It was one of those things. It's like it didn't change anything.

[C]

Well, I mean, it never does change anything.

[D]

That's true. That's true.

[C]

I think 1 million was such A such a mile marker milestone. Thank you.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

A milestone that felt wrong saying one.

[A]

Of Those green mile mark 1 million.

[C]

1 million. And obviously 3, 2, 2 is an extremely. I don't know if I'd say prestigious achievement, but a lot less people hit 2 million than 1 million. So I'm super proud of us. And I said we're the first YouTube channel. We're not the first YouTube channel to hit 2 million, but we are the first YouTube channel in corn rot to hit 2 million. And we should be damn proud of that.

[B]

I agree. But I mean, dude, yesterday was like. I'm never gonna forget yesterday. I don't know why. It was just like fun. From wake up until sleep. We celebrated, but.

[A]

But we worked, we filmed.

[D]

What do we do? How do we celebrate?

[C]

Just got wicked, took out that, Took.

[B]

Out that new sprinter.

[D]

We celebrated the only way we know how it was.

[C]

It was a sneaky celebration too, because I don't. I don't think we really had those intentions, which is sometimes the greatest times.

[D]

No, I was saying that. I did not. I wanted to. I wanted to go home, you know, fairly early, get some sleep. It's been a busy week. And then I had three margaritas at dinner. And then things changed.

[C]

And next thing you know, me and Ryan are sleeping in the guest room. There's two beds.

[B]

Chill.

[C]

There's two beds. But, yeah, it's been a while since we crashed out at the shop like that. And then Mike was pretty pissed, actually, because we took his bed.

[D]

I was wondering about that.

[B]

I wake up when I went in there. No, it was just so funny because I was like, ah, dude, I super tired, I gotta bed. And then I like, go to rip the covers off or, you know, I hop in and I like, grab Ben's ankle. And then he's like. And I was like, whoa, there are two people in here.

[C]

All right, Mike, why don't you go home?

[B]

Like, it's too far.

[D]

You live like under 15 minutes.

[C]

It's like a 12 minute drive.

[B]

12 to 15, depending on how fast you drive too far.

[C]

So Mike just pretty much lives at the shop?

[D]

Yeah. When is the last time that you spent a night at your home?

[B]

Like a month ago?

[D]

No, way before the RV trip.

[B]

Of course we're gone.

[D]

But every morning I come here, here to work, and Mike's bronco is here. I go, oh, wow, Mike's here early. And then I go, no, he's just late.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[D]

He's just here late.

[A]

You can't really complain about sleeping on the couch, though, because I walk in here all the time when you're the only one that stayed here and you'll be sleeping on the couch.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I'd say before, but, like, I haven't.

[A]

Slept on clothes on.

[B]

I haven't slept on the couch in like a couple, three months.

[A]

When's the last time you, like, properly got ready for bed? Like, you, you know, like, didn't just go and crash with all your clothes on that you wore the whole day?

[B]

I don't know. Every time I go to Sydney's, I guess. Super properly. So a couple days ago.

[C]

Super properly.

[B]

Super properly. Like, put the jammy pants on.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You sleep in jammies?

[D]

I don't. I don't know. I've never been a big pajama guy. Like, they're over if it's super hot.

[B]

Obviously you can't, but like, yeah, I've worn pajama pants, like, most of my life.

[A]

It's weird.

[B]

Really? Yeah. Dude.

[D]

You know, I can picture Mike walking around high school wearing pajama.

[B]

Never, never. Hardly even sweatpants. No. Get out of here with that. You can't. We pajama pants in public. Obviously you can if you want, but, like, it's not a good look.

[C]

The Danny Duncan.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He pulls it off pretty well. Obviously. He made it his signature. But yeah, like, I'm. I'm a pretty big advocate for that. Try to wear jeans and khakis and shit.

[A]

Dude, I honestly, I agree with what you're saying, though. I never would really wear sweatpants. I still don't because I don't feel like I'm, like, prepared for the day.

[D]

Then you don't feel like you got ready.

[A]

Yeah. You don't feel like you're in, you know, go mode. Just feel like you're laying around being lazy, you know, I was just.

[B]

It's just telling Ryan about this. There's such a difference now that you can get like, joggers that are like, premium. Let's say you buy some lululemon, high quality joggers. They. They don't look like sweatpants. Yeah. Or true classic. But then, so, like, Ken has a lot of lulu pants. They're nice. They're still super comfy and he looks ready to go normal. And then yesterday you were wearing the. The army green sweatpants that we have. Just some joggers in a nice comfy size. And I'm like, damn. Ken is lounging today. Like, just.

[C]

Yo, he was lounging until next thing I know, he's standing on top of the suburban smashing in the windshield with a skateboard. Yeah.

[A]

Ken, you went wild yesterday, bro.

[C]

Who has the. The iPhone video of that?

[A]

I do.

[C]

Can you just pop that up? Can we. Can we play that and. And, yeah, react to it.

[B]

So funny.

[A]

Well, Ken was all liquored up last night.

[D]

Oh my goodness. Now ken's calling me.

[B]

9, 1, 1.

[C]

What are you doing?

[B]

The worst part is that if it goes through and you hang up, they still have to like, call you back.

[D]

To be like, yo, no, you. You have to stay on. I did this one time. You have to stay on and then say, hey, I'm sorry I called you on accident.

[B]

And they still take your information down and everything?

[D]

Yeah, sometimes they do. Oh, I got in big trouble one day this winter. I was driving to. I was driving to Alondra's apartment in DL and there was this like, big storm. It was kind of like an ice storm in the fall, and power line came down and was sparking on the ground. I was lighting the fuel on fire. It was crazy. And I would go, you know what, I should be a good Samaritan and call the police and let them know that there is an arcing power line in a field right now. So I call and I.

[B]

They put you through? To the fire department.

[D]

They put me through. I explained the whole deal and they were like, great, thank you, Have a good night. Then about five, ten minutes later, my mom texted me, goes, hey, what's going on? And I thought she was just texting me to be like, what's up? How's your night? So I ignored her and then she texted me again and was like, you know, kind of like prodding. Was like, what are you up to? And I ignored her again because I didn't see my phone. And then she called me and she was like, are you okay? Cuz it notified because I'm on my parents phone bill still. Apparently it notifies my mom when I call the police as like your 911 receipt. So she thought that we were in trouble?

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[C]

Really? Yeah. Oh, I'd imagine she was probably pretty concerned.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And.

[D]

But I told her, I was like, listen, if you want to know if I'm alive, you got to come in with a better question than, hey, what's up?

[C]

That is pretty casual. But that also shows that she probably wasn't that surprised.

[D]

9 o' clock on a Tuesday? Yeah.

[A]

All right. So last night Ken was all liquored up. The rest of us were trying to get work done, but he was just, I mean, he'd been drinking all day.

[E]

I think I had the second fewest drinks behind Mike.

[A]

He had been drinking all day long, and he was just two sheets to the wind. So let me see if I can pull this up.

[D]

I would like to take this moment to say thank you to everybody who's been watching this podcast. And if you are new or are not, please subscribe.

[C]

I thought you were about to hit us with an ad.

[A]

Love.

[D]

1% of this podcast is an ad, and I have to do it. I have to pay the bills. Ken keeps wrecking shit just like this with this video we're about to see.

[B]

Dude, I love that Ryan genuinely is paying the bills with these ads.

[C]

Yeah, I appreciate that, Ryan.

[D]

And I'm taking the heat for it too.

[C]

I don't think you get that much hate. If it was me or C.J. doing it, man, the comments would be fired up. No, they would be too.

[A]

Yeah, they do kind of get after us for doing it.

[D]

It's hard because you guys can't read.

[C]

That does make it difficult.

[A]

They should be happy for us.

[C]

Two years ago, when we had a million subscribers, our family threw this celebration party for us. And there was like, you know, plastic chairs and tables. And then they got like this custom 1 million cake made. And after everyone left, we were celebrating and we pretty much destroyed the entire shop. We smashed all the chairs, body slamming through the tables. You know, celebrating a million as we do. As we do. And as.

[A]

I'm. What? I'm drunk.

[C]

I would like to think pretty on par, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So this year, when 2 million hit, we were like, damn, how are we going to top that? Well, progressively got a little bit more and more chaotic throughout the night, and it ended with this. Now play the video.

[A]

Dude, sweatpants.

[B]

That's.

[E]

Yes, they are comfy. I got to give them that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Cboys tv dot com.

[B]

Man, dude, the one. There's so many things to smash a.

[C]

Windshield with in the shop.

[B]

And then you guys grab my skateboard, which I really didn't care about.

[D]

Boy, why is Evan all wet.

[C]

Cops?

[E]

Ben, try and kick up both the headlights.

[A]

I think everyone was completely delirious.

[B]

My favorite.

[A]

A lot of fun.

[C]

So if we hit 3 million subscribers. Well, when? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we're going to. But if we hit it this year. But I think just in general, when we hit 3 million, we're gonna buy a house and destroy the house.

[B]

Okay. That I like. I said that as a joke.

[A]

You show up, and that should stay a joke. And we just can, like, you know, we're celebrating and then all of a sudden wrecking the house and then started on fire and leave.

[C]

I don't think that should be a joke. I think we should actually do that.

[B]

Well, Mark. Mark's farmhouse comes to mind. Break it down like, on that. The land. The Mark's farm, where we go, like, run the mowers and ran over the swing set. He has a house that has good bones, but it's like pretty trash. Like, it's not livable at all. That's what I imagine. We just go in there.

[C]

I think that house just needs a little tlc.

[B]

Yeah, well, where we check it out.

[C]

Just like, all right, this is the house we're gonna destroy. It needs a new roof.

[D]

You got a new roof.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

But I mean, just like, okay, let's break his house. This thing is garbage.

[B]

So since this isn't a joke, what do you have in mind? Like an actual, like, half burned abandoned house?

[A]

I was thinking like a nice brand new house in a neighborhood. Oh, yeah.

[C]

I definitely.

[B]

What do we. I'm so confused because I just said really house was like, kind of like worth. Maybe that would be like the type of house you'd want to destroy. For what our ideas.

[A]

I want to drive destroy my friend's house.

[B]

Well, I get it, but similar. But you guys love destroying Mark's farm.

[A]

I mow his lawn there. Yeah, dude.

[C]

I took down a swing set that he wanted removed.

[D]

Mark checks his security cameras and it was Ken who body slammed the barn. And that's why.

[B]

Yeah, Mark's whole shed blew down and blew into tense camper in his pontoon. And dude, a mess.

[C]

And we were gonna keep a bunch of stuff there.

[B]

Yeah, you're right.

[C]

And man. Yeah, that could be bad. And well, to be fair, though, it would have been like the Shambo, so we wouldn't have been out.

[B]

Shambo and the limo. It would have been fine.

[C]

Yeah, no, I think that's a great idea, though. I think it's such a good idea. And I. I look forward to hitting 3 million, so. Yeah, stay tuned for that.

[A]

I can't promise we're gonna do that.

[B]

I mean, I think we should.

[A]

You know how much a house costs, Ben? Clearly not.

[C]

Well, we'll still have the land afterwards.

[E]

I know of a house and one of us already owns it. It's in Detroit Lakes. It's pretty old.

[C]

My rental. I have to evict my tenants.

[A]

Yeah, your rental house. We could do that.

[C]

We could. I would love that, actually, because then.

[A]

We have to buy from you.

[C]

Yeah, it'd be like Ryan and his Hummer. Ryan's like, what if we.

[A]

What if we celebrated my Hummer? Like, like, guys, what if. You know, be a good video bit if we like, destroyed my Hummer.

[D]

You guys already do it buried in the snowbank.

[A]

It's not destroyed.

[D]

Well, you broke my door handle.

[C]

Yeah, it was broken. You had a replacement door handle in the back seat.

[A]

Brian, just face it, you're driving that Hummer probably for the rest of your life.

[B]

Okay, that is a funny picture. Oh, I mean, yeah, like, you could replace some parts on it, but I'm.

[A]

Just picturing the second day.

[B]

You own it.

[A]

He has to drive for the rest of his life.

[D]

Oh, fuck. I might need an engine swap.

[C]

This.

[B]

This sounds bad, but, like, what if you actually. The three cars that you own right now, you had to drive for the rest of your life.

[C]

You couldn't hate all of them.

[B]

There's.

[C]

Yeah, there's.

[B]

There's tough things about all of them that, that I don't want you to just take over on. You can admit, you know, the suspension in the ZR1. Other than that, things amazing. ZL1. Sorry. And then the Cabriolet is so fun, but it's so rough around the edges. And then the Hummer, honestly, we have destroyed it, bro.

[C]

You can hear that thing ticking before you see it. It's coming down the road.

[A]

The Hummer and the Cabriolet though.

[C]

I must be getting close.

[B]

I think I want to sample some of the Cabriolet noises when it starts for like some EDM music because it makes some funny sounds.

[C]

Wait, which one?

[A]

Right. I gotta ask you, man.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Out of your three vehicles, which one's your favorite?

[D]

Dude, I don't really have a fav.

[A]

How do you have three vehicles and you hate all of them? Like, how do you end up like that? Most people have one vehicle, but you manage to get three that you don't like.

[C]

How do you manage to put yourself in that position?

[D]

Dude, I don't know. Maybe I'm just not good with cars, dude.

[C]

But riddle me this. It's pretty much everything you buy. The stand up jet ski.

[A]

Yeah, go on, go on.

[C]

I guess I'm blanking. You guys got anything?

[B]

Yeah, honestly.

[D]

Honestly, I. I just might be that I'm hard on.

[B]

I'm just glad you guys haven't talked them back into going to his F150.

[A]

Realistically, it's all been downhill ever since you sold your. Your tc. Oh, no, you had your trx. That TRX was sick.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Yeah, I know he had some dope vehicles, but he had to get rid of them because they were too cool.

[C]

I didn't feel right at imposter syndrome.

[A]

I forgot about both those.

[D]

Well, they were all. All of my cars are great in theory. I just didn't buy the right ones.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Honestly, Ryan, please don't change. You make it pretty funny.

[B]

You.

[C]

You putting yourself in these positions makes amazing content.

[A]

So can I hear this story now about what. What happened when you went to the storage unit to go take your Camaro for a joyride on Easter with Alondra? You were saying it was a whole disaster.

[D]

Oh, God.

[A]

Because you've been so. Just for prep, you know, just to give a little context to the listeners. Ryan obviously does not like driving. His Hummer does. And that's really the only vehicle he has that he can drive in the winter. So he'll sometimes drive the company truck, but the Hummer or his girlfriend's Impala. And I. He's just been talking for the. I mean, since. Since winter even started. Man, I can't wait to get my Camaro out and just. Just drive that thing. I want to drive that thing, man. I just want to drive that thing. He forgot that he hated it.

[D]

No, I basically, since like January, it's all I've been looking forward to. I'm just like, can't wait for spring to come and finally get to take my car out. And then we got the longest spring or winter.

[C]

Ryan, you must know he's so angry driving that he got.

[A]

He got all eager and goes out over to. To take it out on Easter because he was gonna drive 45 minutes to go do his thing with his mom. And you had your girlfriend with.

[D]

So I get to the storage unit and my car was the first one in there. So it's in the back corner behind Ben's car and boxed in by CJ's boat. So I have to move the SEMA truck, CJ's boat, and Ben's car. Possibly I go, okay, well, I don't really want to move Ben's car. I'm going to move CJ's boat. So I start pulling the boat out, but our storage unit has so much snow around it, I couldn't pull the boat all the way out of the storage unit because, like, I couldn't make the corner. So I pull the boat out, and then I wedge my Camaro, like, back and forth a hundred times and get it out beside the boat, clear the boat, and then I back the boat Back into the corner, and then I had to, like, move jet skis and shimmy around. I spent, like, two and a half hours digging my Camaro up, and Elandro.

[A]

Was just sitting there.

[D]

No, I. I went and did this before.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Because I was trying to get a little preparation. Right.

[B]

I'm also just picturing, had she been there, Like, I think girls, they'd be.

[A]

Like, let's just take my.

[B]

See, this is the thing with boys. They just.

[C]

He's.

[B]

What is he doing shimming his car around like this?

[D]

Yeah, she's at home waiting for me. She's like, when are you coming home? Like, I'll be home in 45 minutes. And like, two hours later, I'm still working on this. So I'm kind of in a hurry, But I'm really not trying to mess up CJ's boat, CJ's GTR, or Ben's car. Like, any of that. And God damn, this is so dumb. I haven't told you guys this. So I'm. I'm back in the boat, in. And I go back into the storage unit, and I go, all right, I'm pretty close, I think, to Ben's car, so I better get out and look.

[B]

Manual check.

[D]

Manual check, exactly. Because I'm alone, completely blackout and forget to put the truck in park.

[C]

Classic.

[A]

So with my boat attached.

[D]

With CJ's boat attached. So I hop out of the truck, and the truck starts moving behind me back into the storage unit with all the cars around. I, like, scrambled through the snow, jump back up in the SEMA truck, hit the brake with my hand, thankfully didn't hit the gas, which would afford it in reverse through the building, and then hit. Hit the brake and then threw it in park.

[C]

And I had a hard time explaining that one that it wasn't on purpose, though, you know?

[D]

Exactly.

[B]

So, dude, I'm thinking, like, the.

[D]

The.

[B]

The SEMA truck that you were using, right, has power running boards. If there would have been, like, a malfunction or had they just decided to tuck up at that moment or if.

[D]

The door had, like, locked.

[C]

Yeah, rude.

[D]

But I. After that, I, like, stopped, walked over, turned the truck off, and just, like, sat in the garage and was just like, I don't know how I got so lucky. I don't know what I did to deserve not wrecking everything there. Like, I'm the biggest idiot you ever had. One of those moments where you sit and reflect and you're just like, oh, man, I am so dumb.

[B]

I was thinking it's like one of those moments where you're just like, I don't know what, but I gotta, I gotta change something.

[A]

I know. I, I gotta do something about this. Like, I can't keep doing this.

[D]

And so, long story short, I, I, we go over there on Easter Sunday. Alondra's with me. I'm all excited, you know, I'm just, I'm just stoked. I finally get to drive my car. We leave the parking lot, it gets stuck in the snow because there's snow everywhere. We pull it out, and by about Pelican Rapids, 15 minutes away, I already wanted to turn around and bring it back because it rides so rough. Like, it's not bad when you're just like, with yourself, like, you know, cruising around, spiritedly driving. When you're trying to like, you know, be with your girlfriend and just like have a nice two hour drive down the highway.

[C]

It's just riding a two by four.

[D]

And it's just like you're.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Riding in a lumber wagon, dude. And she's like drinking water. She spilt water on herself because the bumps were so bad. And I was like, oh. And you could just tell she was trying to be supportive because she knew it meant a lot to me, but.

[A]

She was just happy she wasn't in the Hummer.

[C]

With a long winter, she, she was like, thank God we are not an armor. She's just trying to drink her.

[B]

What?

[D]

So, yeah, then, anyway, we go to Easter, we go back. Literally, on the way back, I got a freaking, I had like a headache. I was like, pulling it back into storage. I was like, God, I can't wait to park this. I sound like such a. And I'm, I'm sorry.

[A]

I'm really not vehicles.

[D]

Maybe, maybe I'm the problem. I don't know. So anyway, I'm trying to wedge it back in between Mike's car and CJ's car, and I'm so focused on not hitting either of those. I'm like slowly backing up and I'm focused on this corner and I just backed it right into the wall.

[A]

No.

[D]

Yeah, I just heard this.

[A]

Like your Camaro.

[D]

Just this like, crunch.

[B]

No.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Did it mess it up?

[D]

No, it was fine. But like, imagine I've gone through this whole day, this whole, like 24 hours of dealing with this, and I'm just like, all right, park it. It's all done. You know, we'll back back to normal.

[A]

For sale again.

[D]

List it for sale. Clean this up and get it on Facebook, Marketplace. And I come around the corner and just back it up.

[A]

Just.

[D]

I, like, put in park and put my head down. And that was another moment. I was like, God, I'm so fucking dumb.

[C]

I don't know what to do with my. It's amazing that we have such a hard time selling our. Our vehicles.

[D]

Who would have thought, dude?

[C]

We speak so highly of them on the Internet.

[A]

I'm having a hard time selling my boat, my jet Ski.

[B]

We don't have deals. We're like, yeah, we actually flipped it for 500 extra bucks. That does. That will never happen to us, dude.

[D]

Every time.

[B]

Always be for less.

[D]

Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah, I bought the car and then, you know, put new tires on it, made 1500 bucks. I'm like, yeah, that must be so nice. I literally just end up scrapping mine.

[B]

That's what I.

[A]

Vehicles need, a whole new motor and transmission.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What you end up getting out of what you paid for it, kinda scrap.

[C]

Was also scrap money.

[A]

I think, honestly, the people are buying less stuff now, though, because, like, the loan prices or whatever, like the. The rate. So, like, just people are buying less. So now we're stuck with all this.

[B]

Unless you sell it for the right price. And the right price is way less. Always less.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. I was talking to my dad and he was like, yeah, what. What car are you gonna get for the summer? And I was like, I'll probably keep driving the Hummer. He goes, okay, well, just let me. Let me know. And I'm gonna buy another one of these mats because your car has been staining the garage because it leaks brake in oil. He's like, can you not park in the garage? Can you park at the end of the driveway on the gravel so you don't keep oil staining the driveway?

[C]

You know what's nice though, Ryan?

[D]

Huh?

[C]

Is if you don't park in the garage, maybe it leaves an open stall for Mike so Mike doesn't have to take Randy's garage spot. Maybe it.

[B]

Maybe.

[C]

Dude. We were sitting in Florida with Ryan's dad, Randy, and I don't know how it got brought up, but he was like, yeah, you know, I don't mind. I love having. I love having Mike and. And Alondra around. But yeah, sometimes I'll come home and Mike will be parked in my garage.

[B]

Stuff that's very rare, I guess.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

You imagine coming home after a long day.

[B]

By the way, I don't make.

[A]

Your daughter's boyfriend is parked in your stall.

[B]

First of all, Be like, what is going.

[C]

Opens up? And you see Mike's bronco sitting in your garage stall. His garage, your house.

[B]

His garage door is made of windows. He doesn't need to open it up to find out.

[C]

All right, Mike.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Well, he pulls in.

[C]

Pulling up the driveway.

[B]

I've never made an exact executive decision to be like, this is. I'm parking in here today.

[C]

Mike's up his room to his door, and Mike's sleeping.

[A]

Mike. Mike's sleeping in his bed or on his toilet in his room.

[B]

Disrespectful. I don't know.

[C]

I feel like it's.

[A]

I feel like you already crossed the line a little bit parking in his spot. Yeah, I guess it's a good thing Randy's nice, because honestly, I think if I came home and let's hypothetically say I had a daughter and her boyfriend parked in my garage spot and he was already over, I'd be like. I would literally hop in and like, move it or I don't even know what I'd do.

[B]

It would just be like, I think if you were that dad and. Or Randy gave me, like, a talking to. I'd be like, yeah, like, my bad. I, you know, didn't think you'd be home.

[A]

About the last thing you'd expect to have to talk to your daughter's boyfriend. Hey, you gotta quit. Quit parking.

[B]

I mean, dude, when he. He's like, buddy, he's gone more than he. He's probably there 40% of his time. So keep that in mind. Let's be realistic here. Still his garage still is garage doll. That I was told by someone who lived there that he would not be there.

[A]

I know it's just funny.

[B]

But yeah, at the end of the day, I. I feel it. Yeah. If he's just like, come on, dude, when my garage doll is going to.

[A]

Happen to Mike now when he's older.

[B]

But I'm going to. I'll be chill about.

[A]

Yeah, you do the same thing. Actually, I might still sleep on the couch. You'll have a family. It's too far.

[C]

10, 10 minutes down the road, dude.

[B]

That probably will happen to me. I'll build the shows and then I'll just live there.

[C]

Mike, I often think about what's going to happen if you have kids one day. You know damn well they're going to be calling Uncle Ken. Hey, can you bring us to school? My dad's still sleeping.

[B]

Oh, I know damn well. Well, I guess that's how it'll be then. I like to think that my Life will change dramatically if I have children, but maybe Ken will be taking them to school. I love that.

[A]

I'd trust Ken.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, that would be pretty shitty on me. But, like, actually he'd be. He'd be a really good uncle.

[D]

Ken's the man would be.

[C]

I think Ken's gonna definitely be taking all of our kids to school one day in the Tesla, but by that point, he's gonna have, like, a Tesla with five seats.

[B]

Yeah, like some five rows.

[A]

No, Ken's gonna drive the sprinter van, dude.

[B]

Yeah, just drive the Sprinter. Like, it's like if he. If you got dropped off at school by Ken one time. Yeah, it was cool. We got dropped off in the spinner. But it's just every day he makes the rounds. He, like, hits DL. He goes to Holly.

[C]

School bus.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Anyway, have you guys seen the. The video of the guy proposing on the baseball?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

What was he doing there?

[C]

Ken, pop up this video I just sent you.

[A]

What was he doing there? Was that. I could not believe that, dude.

[C]

I. I could not believe it either.

[A]

Also, I don't know why you'd go down to do that. I know you're not a player, bro.

[B]

It would have been better if he.

[D]

Was like, that's not your field.

[C]

Well, how did he think this was gonna end? Here, play it.

[A]

Dude, he gets rocked, bro.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

Oh, my gosh.

[C]

Bro, that's.

[A]

That guy got whiplash. 100%.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, and then they bounce like, when they land.

[A]

Shitty way to start off a marriage, man.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, literally getting arrested.

[A]

That's all on him too. Like, they don't even get to enjoy this moment now. He's just like, he's got seat. Everything's been spoiled.

[D]

Doesn't even remember that he did it.

[A]

He's going to be locked in a. In a jail cell.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Go back and play the hit again, bro.

[A]

That guy.

[D]

That guy.

[A]

That Madden 2023 hit stick, the title dodger.

[D]

That was head to head.

[A]

That's like shoulder to head.

[D]

Oh, dude, I don't know.

[A]

Dude, he clunked his ass.

[C]

You can tell that. That.

[D]

Oh, dude, that.

[A]

Dude, he crunched his ass.

[C]

It seems just like a little bit too power hungry, like.

[B]

I agree.

[C]

And he was pretty chill.

[D]

Yeah, this guy wasn't doing anything.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, I agree. But also. So that guy. That was the security guard. Guards, time to shine. So he was like, this guy's on the field. I know I probably. He's proposing, but he's also like, f him. I'm gonna just. Yeah, it was Just time to shine.

[C]

It might be kind of fun too.

[A]

I might get a tryout with the New York Giants after this.

[C]

You know, if you're a security guy for tackling. Yeah.

[A]

Saw that hit. Hey, man, we'd like you to come to pitch. You know, spring camp, this dude drafted.

[C]

Fourth over.

[A]

Picked up, but.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, play, play. The end. I've actually never seen what does end up happening. This dude doesn't know where he's at. Look at him.

[D]

He's like, what am I doing out here again, bro?

[A]

What is he doing?

[C]

Dude, I would love to know.

[A]

It's a shitty ass proposal. Well, what is his wife.

[C]

Yeah. Can you pull up possibly.

[A]

Did she even. She said no after that.

[D]

And you pull up the one.

[C]

Like if. If there's an angle of, like, what the girl does, they must not have.

[B]

Her on film in the title. They literally call it a disastrous proposal. Which it like, is exactly that. That was bad.

[C]

Yeah. That's got to be one of the worst proposals I've ever seen.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't consider myself to be like a very good romantic person, but I have seen some bad proposals. I feel like that's something you just. You gotta do. You gotta do it right. Maybe not.

[A]

You think you don't have to do it big. Yeah, I think you can do it simple.

[D]

Yeah. Personal. Maybe not in front of a ton of people. I feel like the. In front of a ton of people is always a little.

[A]

It is a little weird, especially if.

[B]

It'S people you don't know. Obviously if you know them, it's a little different, but.

[C]

What?

[B]

You get a big oh and some cheering and then you're like, but what if it's a bunch of people you don't know? Who cares?

[E]

Oh, she said yes.

[D]

Oh, she did?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh. Oh, that's good.

[C]

It would have been amazing if he's.

[A]

Holding her neck brace.

[C]

Like in a jail cell. Like he's got like his hand on the glass.

[B]

That's amazing. I mean, I'm glad there's a little bit of a happy ending to the story.

[C]

It's definitely a legendary proposal. No doubt about that.

[B]

I did. I did that for you, babe.

[D]

Wait, go back up.

[C]

Does it say Tad?

[D]

Bit extreme. But he's a Leo.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Can you imagine chalking up to his.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

His whole actions. Yeah, but because he was born in whatever the frick month you are to.

[A]

Be a Leo and yeah, the cops understood. He checked him in.

[B]

He's a Leo.

[A]

Justified.

[B]

Dude.

[D]

Dude, look. That player's cheering.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

Knocks his cap right off. He's like, the player.

[A]

Damn.

[D]

He's like, dude, look at him. He's cheering, he's happy.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

And he's like, o, dang.

[B]

That's awesome.

[A]

If you guys propose, will you do it in a spectacular fashion?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No.

[A]

How are you going?

[B]

That's what. I mean, what's your. But you know how you're gonna do it. That's dope.

[A]

You're gonna do, like, a big old thing, huh? Like, it's gonna be like a. I don't wanna.

[C]

I definitely. Definitely don't want to hype it up. Definitely don't want to hype it up. Because then if it's not, then it's like, he told everyone it was gonna.

[A]

Yeah, I am gonna do it in a spectacular fashion. Oh, definitely.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

No, I don't know. I think. I think something. Something.

[B]

That's what he chops it down to. Yeah, I'll do something. Not even something cool.

[A]

Something.

[C]

Yeah. No. I don't know. I don't know, honestly. But yeah, I would want it to be at least. At least Good.

[D]

Were you good?

[B]

I think. I think the thing to shoot more is, like, words. The thing to shoot for is, like, to have it be sentimental. Like, it can be big and spectacular and, like, crazy. But if, you know, it could be with literally just you and her and if she remembers it for the rest of her life very vividly, that's the best part.

[C]

Would you guys want it to be a part of a. Part of a YouTube video? Got him. A sicko.

[A]

But, like.

[D]

Like.

[C]

Like we're staked up somewhere, you know, with hidden cameras.

[A]

Like, we thinking, like, title and thumbnail.

[C]

Maybe, like, a bit.

[B]

I'd run it as a bit. I love that.

[C]

Towards the end, I think.

[A]

Yeah, that'd be fantastic.

[B]

Especially because, like, I'll film any of you guys, right? It's something that you. I would ask you guys to be there for.

[A]

Dress up as a bush.

[C]

Well, somebody's probably.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Either way, we're gon. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. But I think.

[C]

I think it's pretty on par. And it's, like, legendary. How many? How many? She said yes, God damn it. But how many? I guess you see you.

[B]

Yeah. A lot of family channels, I guess.

[C]

Dude. Quite possibly the dumbest proposal of a YouTuber that I've ever seen is shockingly, the Ace family.

[A]

Oh, wow. That is shocking.

[C]

Yeah. I think they went skydiving, and then when they landed from skydiving, he told her, like, all right, when we land, let's do, like, family photos when we land, skydiving. So then she, like, could do her makeup and hair. And then after that, he proposed. But I was like, why don't you.

[B]

Just do it right when you land? Right?

[C]

But he was like, I know she won't want her to. Like, her hair did not look good or makeup not look good for, like, the photos of it. But I was like, man, that just seems really stupid. But now knowing that most of that's fake. But, like, would you want to fake a proposal like that just for a YouTube video if the views were.

[A]

No, I'm just kidding. No, I wouldn't do that. I feel like it just gets so phony, dude. The line gets so blurred if you start doing, like, relationships type of stuff for YouTube, like, you're proposing because you're like, this would be a great video. That bad deal, that much of a pinch?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You're like, I don't have a title and thumbnail.

[C]

They do that for kids, though. Like, I. I think family YouTubers have more kids because their views go up when they have kids.

[B]

Oh, definitely.

[C]

And, like, that's a huge thing.

[B]

It's another opportunity for them to turn them into, hopefully, talent.

[D]

It's like us buying another R6, literally.

[A]

Would you guys do a family channel if you had had kids?

[B]

I. I would, but I. I don't know if I actually will, but I would.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Honestly, I'd be, like, into it.

[A]

Like, I'm not that opposed to it. Like, I wouldn't do it in, like, a. I do it in, like, a normal. Like, it wouldn't be anything that crazy, I don't think. I think I'd do it, like, how Roman Atwood kind of does it, where it's just kind of cut and dry and just be like, you're just showing what's going on. And it would. It would work maybe because people are still kind of genuinely interested. It'd be its own channel. Wouldn't be, you know.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I think there's two types of family channels.

[C]

This is CJ breaking the news to us. I think. I think I want to turn C Boys TV into a family channel. And we're just.

[B]

Yeah, there's two types of family channels. And it really just comes down to there's female ran family channels and there's male ran family channels. Roman Atwood, great example. He's very entertaining for me to watch still. Like, you know, even though I'm still. It's not something I'm really into. But if it's a female ran Family Channel. It is much more about being a mom and being.

[A]

Yeah, that's. I guess so.

[B]

I'm just saying, like, you know, she goes in, like, vlogs. Her getting Starbucks, that is boring.

[D]

But I think for girls.

[A]

Girls watch. Exactly, though.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

But I mean, also, there's just so many different. Different interests on a wide scale of people.

[C]

But I think it'd be really cool to show, like, your kid growing up. But I don't know if I'd want that on the Internet and on camera for those reasons. And I also know. I also know, like, the mentality that we get into to make YouTube videos. And I would not want to bring my family into that.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, I wouldn't.

[A]

There was a channel that got in trouble for that. I can't remember what it was, but they were like. It was like child abuse, basically, because they were pulling pranks and on them for videos, and it was just like, I. I don't exactly know too much, but it can get very nasty with, like, the children. YouTube.

[B]

But that's a good point. Like, the sometimes. Sometimes extremely stressful mindset that it takes to get ourselves moving and shape something up and putting your kids.

[A]

So it's like you say, like what I said, like.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I just keep it.

[A]

Cut and dry, simple.

[C]

It is what it is.

[A]

And then next thing I know, it's like, abuse views. Start dipping. I'm like, we got to do something big. I got the family in front of me. What. What can we do to step this up?

[C]

All right, Jimmy. Shoot some. Shoot some.

[A]

Ideas.

[D]

You need to break your leg during this basketball game.

[C]

Damn it, Jimmy. You're bringing nothing to the table.

[B]

That's what I'm saying.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

He's like, three.

[B]

I don't have. We could build Legos. And you're like, that's it.

[C]

Legos.

[A]

We did that last week.

[C]

What will we title it, though?

[A]

What?

[C]

Jimmy? Bill's Legos Part 3 gives a fuck. Jimmy. Yeah.

[A]

I don't know. I'd still be down to do it. No, we'd have to. I'd have to check it out.

[B]

Could be. It could be fun or it could be a lot of work. And jeopardize your whole family?

[A]

That, too. That's one of those Campbells. Yeah.

[C]

Hey, if I was a gambling man, which I am.

[B]

Oh, man. Too good. Good Last, boys.

[D]

Are we already done?

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

You guys want to know something?

[C]

I.

[A]

Of course. Our sprinter.

[B]

That's why I didn't know if you guys wanted to talk about it earlier.

[A]

I love our Sprinter van. I wish we would have got a little bit more in depth on it, on the story from what happened last night. But that's what I mean. That's my favorite vehicle by far that we own.

[B]

And it became. I agree, too. It became my favorite very quickly. One ride.

[A]

So. It's just so awesome, man. You're cruising around back there, you feel so cool. You're jamming, you got TVs going. You're watching and, you know, YouTube. YouTube or music videos. And.

[C]

Yeah, it's. It's a wild way to get around. It feels like a private jet, but for the road.

[A]

Yeah, I love it. Whenever we pull up somewhere and you go and, like, the door opens because it's kind of incognito. It just really looks like any other Sprinter van.

[C]

It's like a handicap.

[A]

You don't necessarily look at it and think like, oh, this is some luxury, like sprinter. You know, you just not. And then we'll open the door and people will just see this door open up and, like, you look in, you see, like, the lights glowing and the tea and. And people literally stop and be like, whoa, what the.

[D]

And then 10 people pile.

[A]

Yeah. And then they kind of like, crowd around. We come hopping out, we're filming, we close the door.

[B]

Just keep moving.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It's a fantastic vehicle, though. And I never. Honestly, I didn't really get the hype of it because, like, we're not the first YouTuber to, like, buy a Sprinter van because it isn't a really good way to get around with a big crew.

[A]

I feel like every YouTuber has one. I mean, not every YouTuber, but, I mean, is. Ours is like, Steve will do. It's. I'd say it's very, very similar to that. And then Logan Paul has one. I mean, there's just tons. Tons of people that have it because it's just the best way to get around with your crew.

[C]

And we kind of bought it, like, sight unseen.

[A]

Yeah. We had it delivered while we were. So we were on our RV trip, it popped up on this wholesale car club that we're a part of.

[D]

Very elite. Ryan.

[A]

We'd been looking for a while, and this one was legit, like 50 grand cheaper than any of the other ones that we were looking. And it was perf. I mean, like, perfect. It was maybe even better than the other ones. So we were like, Ryan hits them up and was just like, we'll take it, wire them the money. We're gone. On the road. They had it delivered while we were gone. So we came home and got to, like, get to see that. It was pretty sick. A little surprise for us, I would say.

[B]

Super nice.

[C]

Think about this.

[A]

I think Ryan.

[C]

Letting Ryan take care of the buying process.

[D]

I know when you start going, yep, Ryan bought it. It was way cheaper than expected. Like, these are all red flags.

[A]

You are right. You are right. So, I mean, at least you cleared your. You know, cleared your record a little bit.

[D]

One for five helped it.

[C]

Me and CJ Are taking our grandparents.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

To my sister's graduation. But it's, like, five hours away, and we're taking them down in the Sprinter van. We hired Ken to be the driver. We still got to get that tuxedo figured out. And, Ken, you got to be. You got to be dialed in.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

You got to be dialed in. Opening the door. You know, we got to have, like, our grandparents ready for them.

[A]

They're older because they're grandparents, and they need to be treated nicely.

[C]

Oh, we're going to rock stars.

[A]

Well, yeah, we are going to be treating like.

[E]

Treated like vip.

[A]

We're going to be loaded up with beer in there.

[C]

Champagne for grandma, beer for grandma, wine for Grandma.

[A]

So I wasn't going to go to the graduation because I don't. I mean, not that I'm not proud or anything, but I just. I kind of figured I probably don't have much reason to go. But then your mom. I ran into her, and she was like, you and Ben should go down with grandma and Grandpa to the graduation in your Sprinter.

[D]

Your mom's coming up with video ideas now.

[A]

Yeah, I should. No, I don't. I don't think she. I don't think she necessarily was thinking for video because the way she proposed it to me, and immediately in my head, I.

[C]

It clicked.

[A]

I was like, that'll be super funny.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm really glad that you actually came, you know, with the same mindset. Because when my mom was like, yeah, Grandma and Grandpa are going. And I was like, oh, well, maybe we could take the sprinter van down. And then I was thinking like, oh, we gotta film that. That'd be great. That'd be amazing. Because the channel loves Grandpa Ron, too, and he's so funny. But I was like, oh, I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't really want to pitch that. And then. Because then it's for my sister's graduation, and I'd be like, yeah, let's make. I think it's gonna be lit. And then they'd be like, it's always about a video with you, isn't it? So then when you said that, and.

[A]

Oh, I thought it was completely justified.

[C]

And also that made me feel a lot better.

[A]

Like, now your sister will also have Ken at her special day watching.

[C]

Who doesn't want that?

[A]

In his tuxedo, his little driver's hat.

[B]

On, and he has to wear that.

[E]

You're getting one of the two, not both.

[C]

Come on, Ken. You gotta be dialed in. Dude. It's for.

[A]

Dude, for a grandparents, it's a special occasion.

[E]

Well, it's for Natalie.

[C]

Well, and our grandparents. That's what.

[A]

You're the driver. Like, if my. If my grandma says she wants a different type of wine, I want you. Well, obviously you'll come with different variety, you know, of different scales. Like, I want you back there pouring her new glass, making sure she's, like, comfortable.

[B]

And then we. The little round ice. Wear your wiener belt.

[A]

Oh.

[E]

Every day. Don't leave home without it.

[B]

Good, good, good.

[A]

No, it is. It is. It is funny, though, because. So you guys have seen our grandpa Ron on camera. I broke his TV that one time, and then we surprised a new one. He's super funny, dude. Legendary. And he's married to our grandma, obviously. But anyways, he's married to her, but technically, he's not our blood grandpa.

[D]

Like. Oh. Because our.

[A]

Our grandparents were divorced when our parents.

[B]

Were your step grandpa.

[A]

Yeah, technically, but he's not really because, like, they were married when, you know, before we were born, so it was like he was just our grandpa. So then our biological grandpa then. Or blood grandpa. I don't know what you want to call him. He will be also coming because, like, they get along just fine. Like, our whole family. We do like, Christmas and everything together. So we'll have both of our grandpas and then our grandma there and our.

[C]

Grandma and her two men.

[A]

Yep. And what's gonna be interesting. What's gonna be interesting about it, though, is our grandparon is like, he's kind of a dj. You know, he likes gambling, he likes drinking. He. You know, he's probably not gonna say no to any of our degenerate ideas that we're gonna come up with along the way. And then our grandpa Dave, he's also down for a good time, but he's more so, like, very Zen, like, healthy, quiet, patient.

[C]

Less of a dj. He.

[A]

I would not describe him as a DJ at all. He's not a degenerate at all. I mean, he's a. He's a doctor. He's a chiropractor. So, yeah, it's gonna be a nice. A weird dynamic because, like, I was envisioning, like, dive bars, strip clubs, you know, the works. Casino, of course. Yeah. Probably not strip club, but casino. Of course.

[C]

If we were able to do it on YouTube, I think it'd be hilarious to bring grandpa and grandma to a strip club.

[D]

And her two husbands, which is wild.

[C]

To say out loud. And I. And I. I do realize how crazy that sounds.

[D]

Like coffee and breakfast.

[C]

My grandpa. Grandpa Ron and Grandma Marlis. Grandma Marlas would not be that surprised if we were to pull something like that. And Grandpa Ron would love it.

[D]

You had him a stack of money.

[C]

Oh, yeah, dude, it'd be amazing. But, yeah, it's not super YouTube friendly. Maybe we'll just do it for the stories, though. Yeah, it's pretty cool that we can do that with our grandparents and. And make something funny out of it. I think it's gonna be really funny and entertaining.

[A]

The other thing that's, like. Not to make it about me, but it makes it. It's a little bit more of a. Another factor to it is I was a year behind Natalie. Well, I mean, I only went to college for one year, but I would have been. If I would have stuck with it and, like, followed through my plan, because I want to be a chiropractor. Like, that's what I was gonna go to school for. And I would have been technically, like, you know, just, like, a few steps behind her in this whole process. But think of how. Think how much different my life is. Like, I was envisioning, like, I'll be graduating from there someday, you know, doing this, and now we're. Now we're rolling down in our sprinter van, drinking and taking our grandpa to the casino.

[C]

And there's a wildly different. Wildly different.

[B]

So if you would have done that, you wouldn't have graduated for yet another year.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

That's crazy.

[B]

Still be in school, I mean. And of course, if. Yeah, I was like, had you done that, awesome. But, like, I actually cannot picture it.

[D]

You think you could have done.

[A]

Because I'm not smart enough?

[B]

No, just because of the time that I spent with you over the.

[A]

Yeah, no, it'd be so long. Four years of sitting there and, like, studying.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Honestly, I was pretty good at school. Like, I was always really bad at, like, listening, but I would. I would be able to, like, study well. I could work like. Like, I'd just sit down and just study for, like, three hours, four hours, and until I had it. So I'd get pretty decent Grade. So honestly, I think I could do it because I'm also kind of good at doing things I don't like too, for, like, long periods of time. So I think I could have done it. But, dude, I don't know if I definitely wouldn't like it.

[B]

I definitely think you could have graduated with it. But. Yeah, just so. So opposite, different.

[A]

Complete opposite end, man.

[C]

I got a lot of respect for people that are able to do it.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

And even just four years of college.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[C]

It's not easy. Not easy at all.

[A]

I disagree. I think four years of college is, like. I don't think it's that crazy. I'm sorry.

[B]

Well, that.

[C]

So it's really like, you go still.

[A]

It's still.

[C]

I know. Accomplishing something and, like, starting, I guess.

[A]

I know a few people have, like, let's just say business degrees in here. Nothing wrong with it. But I just think it's kind of.

[C]

Will have business agrees.

[A]

And Ken and Ryan.

[C]

It's not impressive.

[A]

I mean, I'm not saying it's not. It just isn't impressive. Actually, I'm gonna say it. I'm not impressed by one bit. It's like, you could go and call it by the degree of college.

[C]

Finished it.

[A]

If it was like, engineering degree, I'd be impressed. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to talk on it.

[C]

It's.

[A]

It's not that. Okay.

[D]

It was a pretty big moment, but, like.

[A]

But, like, you just go to. You go there. You, like, just go through the motions. You sit there and party on the weekends. You're hanging out. Just like.

[B]

Like, it definitely depends on the school.

[A]

I. I mean, I. I was. I've. I saw it, like, it just seemed. It wasn't that hard.

[E]

The degree I got, I thought was the biggest joke because it was like.

[A]

You don't learn anything.

[E]

You learn, like, surface level, ship. You don't learn, like, any deep level.

[A]

It's all just like, yeah, I knew.

[C]

I could drop out when Ken and Ryan were graduating at the exact same time that I was in the same degree or same path as them, debating if I should stay in. And I literally asked them, hey, I can't remember what kind of business question, but I asked them, like, a pretty simple business question, and they're like, oh, I have no idea.

[D]

No.

[A]

Yeah. What the.

[C]

You're graduating in a couple weeks with a business degree and you don't know this?

[D]

Didn't learn.

[C]

I was like, all right, I'm dropping out.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm not saying. But, like, you go and Get a, A, A dental degree. You're a dentist. That'd be really hard. That's really hard. Or even you're a, an engineer or like an architect. I mean, there's plenty of very hard degrees, and there's also plenty of very easy degrees and varying levels to it.

[B]

That's what I was. I've been meaning to bring this up, too. So Sydney graduates in like, two weeks or three weeks, and she's like, this.

[C]

Is gonna be so weird.

[B]

Like, I'm done. Like, I. I start my life. And I was like, yeah, you know, you just like that, that. That's the vibe. That's kind of what you hear of everyone graduating university. And I was like, I never had that. Obviously you guys didn't either for not finishing. Like, I went to a community college, and you just don't have that. You get done with community college and you're like, sick. Let's go, let's go. Let's get. Let's get in. There is only two years, but that university, it truly is. You're. You're not necessarily coddled, but, like, once.

[A]

You are kind of like, yeah, that's.

[B]

You're like a big section of life for longer, and then. Yeah, when you graduate, that's. To me, that's when everyone goes, like, I start my life now. Like, the community college didn't have that vibe. So that's kind of what I was thinking. But people graduating university is like, it's a big deal, dude. I was telling.

[C]

I was literally saying this earlier today. It's crazy that life is pretty much just about figuring it out. Like, everything you do, you just have to, like, figure it out. And. And a lot of times, you know, you can look to your parents or.

[A]

Your mentors or other friends for just random people online. There's so many people you can learn.

[C]

From now, but in so many cases, it's just figuring it out.

[A]

I don't know. I don't ever say this, but I think it all the time. Life's just a game. Like, like, you can go and play Grand Theft Auto. Obviously you're doing illegal activities there, but it's like you're sitting here and you start. You start with kind of like from a base level or whatever, and you just sit here and you put time.

[C]

In, and you get.

[A]

You learn and you get better and whatever.

[C]

This.

[A]

It's just life. Life's just a game. Honestly, it's the way I look at it.

[B]

I think there's many ways to play it. There's many ways to Play it like what you said. Life is just about figuring it out, but there's of then also adding ways to figure it out faster.

[D]

I think as I've gotten older, what I've really realized is everybody's just trying to figure it out. You kind of look to people in like the next stage of life. So let's say you're in high school. You look to the people who have now graduated like, oh, they got it all figured out. You know, they're old. You go start at your job, you look to your boss and you're like, oh, my boss, he's got it all figured out. He knows everything. And then as you climb in age and ranks and stuff like that, you basically just figure out. Everybody's just trying to figure it out.

[A]

You know, some people have it more figured out than others.

[C]

True, true. People don't have it figured out at all.

[D]

That's also true. But I mean, it's just can't even.

[B]

Figure out how to figure it out.

[D]

I wouldn't ever say that anyone should beat themselves up if they feel like they're in a moment where they're lost, because you really can. You just keep clawing forward.

[A]

Because it's not the best time, but. But it's the best time to like, just better yourself because the only way you got to go is up. You know, you could just try new things and you don't really have much risk factor of like losing what you currently have going on. If you have nothing going on, you.

[B]

Know, whenever that feeling of when the only way to go up is like. Or the only way to get ahead.

[D]

What the only way to go from.

[B]

Oh my God, it's only up from here.

[C]

Whatever.

[B]

But like, I love that there is one factor though, like in society, if you don't have, like, if you're like actually broke, you know, if you don't have money to pay your electricity bill and get food on your table, then it's tough. But other than that, no, there's that.

[D]

That'S circumstances that can make.

[B]

But like, other than that, when the only way out is up, like, it's a, it's a fun time. It's. It's more fun to look back on.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

But like it's almost.

[A]

If you accept it though.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like if you accept it and you're like, this is where I'm at and you know, it's only up from here and, and you almost live in it. You're like, I'm going to try new things. I'm going to like Just, you know.

[C]

Got to figure it out.

[D]

Ken, can you pull up that video for us here? I want to. I want to leave us on just. I think the. The craziest sport I've ever seen. You guys seen those? They're like a one wheel, but they're not really a one wheel. They're more of like a hide or what's. What's a hoverboard? They're like a hoverboard, but with a big wheel.

[B]

Like a unicycle, but without the seat kind of.

[D]

Yes. And for some reason, people in these things don't use them as they're intended, and they, like, jump them. Pull up this video of this guy.

[B]

Yeah. They basically hit mountain bike trails. Look at this.

[C]

How is he balancing?

[B]

Like he hit that gap.

[A]

Damn. What was he actually a pretty decent fall? He. He did a good job.

[B]

That's like a really famous gap. And I cannot believe he hit that on one of the. Whatever those are called.

[D]

I don't know what they are, but here's when he makes it, dude, that.

[B]

Is a boot, dude, over, like a death gap.

[D]

I would legitimately not do that on a dirt bike.

[B]

No.

[C]

What is that thing?

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

What are they? I don't know what they're called, but I've seen. I've seen a few of people hitting, like, mountain bike trails and mountain bike size jumps. Downhill mountain biking, obviously. It doesn't make sense.

[D]

Rev rides.

[C]

Rev rides. Those are sweet.

[B]

They're pretty expensive. Well, I mean, not terrible, but, like, I think three grand. What, 2500 or so?

[D]

Well, I mean, they, to be fair, seem pretty capable.

[B]

That's. I think I'm kind of sold on the fact that there's all these videos out of them actually ripping.

[C]

That's sick, dude. I've seen somebody, like, go up a super, super steep wall with one of those.

[B]

They have all the same leaning into it.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. They have, like, insane grip, and you can go up something like, super steep.

[B]

That's sick.

[C]

Those are cool, man. I'd imagine they are equally, if not more reckless and dangerous as one.

[B]

Wow. That's what I'm worried about is that. That I've seen them and there's dudes that do, like, let's say not highway cruising speed, but I don't know, guys. Going 45 in traffic and people are filming. Look how fast this guy's going. I'm like, dude, if he fell as.

[C]

Someone legs fall from underneath.

[B]

Ryan is falling at about 17 and a half miles an hour, and he Looked like. Yeah, he looked like pizza.

[C]

He just went through a cheese graven pizza.

[D]

Road rash is one of the worst pains. I mean, people will say, like, would you get just. Your skin hurts, it's gone and all.

[B]

That, but the healing hurts.

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Your bodybuilding new skin. But, yeah, Ryan fell in the one wheel a couple years ago and, dude, it actually looked like.

[D]

I.

[B]

Maybe we've said this before, but it looked like you crashed a motorcycle at, like, highway speed.

[C]

It felt like I did picture, like, looping.

[D]

Yeah, actually, I know, dude, that after that small taste with road rash, I'm like, so terrified to fall on a quad or something like that on the road, because I know. At like 22 miles an hour. Basically what happened is I went too fast and ignored the one wheel signs to tell me to slow down. And I just. It just stops. And then I just. Baseball slid down the highway. Oh, it was awful.

[C]

It's terrible. Those things are so fun.

[D]

They are so fun. I miss them.

[C]

Yeah. We got to get some more. We got to get some.

[B]

We toasted ours, but we got to get some more.

[C]

Yeah, it's just tough, though. Like, where we live, they. They get beat pretty bad and then they get muddy and then pressure washed off and I mean, something electronic is not going to last.

[D]

Yeah, we were hard on them.

[C]

What do we got going on here?

[B]

You just look really stressed.

[A]

I forgot to upload the promo to get approved and. And I know that it's important to get it up the night before, the night before and anyways, but no, then I grabbed my Mr. Beast Dee's nuts bar that I was working on in there.

[B]

Dude, I. You know what? I love care packages. Festivals, too. I love. I absolutely love the idea of how they have this little piece to crack up off that says share, and then the huge piece below it says devour. Like, it's so funny.

[A]

I'm not going to lie. It's really good. They're not paying. They just sent the. I did not even mean to integrate this. I just grabbed it because I was. I'm going to eat this once in here.

[B]

CJ is the only one known to eat on this podcast.

[A]

Yeah, then I. I'll keep it that way. I was going to share this with.

[C]

You, but, dude, it's. It's always nice to see a creator that has a product, and it's really good.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And those Slap Logan Paul's prime and drinks Slap.

[A]

I feel like I've never had a happy dad. I've never had a creator product that wasn't Good just because it. I would have never even had the opportunity to have it if it wasn't good.

[B]

But also, like, the whole. Well, then you have, like, the Mr. Beast burger. And I'm thinking of just like, what are those called? Ghost kitchens.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I'm not gonna lie. Like, I'm scared to pull the trigger on one. You know, I've been doordashing a little bit more than I ever like.

[C]

I mean.

[D]

Oh, can you doordash?

[A]

So there's some dirty old little trailer.

[B]

There's Mr. Burgers, and then it'll show you if it's a ghost kitchen. And there's, like, quite a few, let's say 8 to 10. And I'm like, just don't trust it. I don't know. Maybe it'd be good.

[A]

I don't know all people. You're the one who doesn't trust something like that, Mike.

[B]

Yeah, no, like, I'm sure it'd be fine, but it's just one of those things, like, go with what you know, or. Yeah. Order off of doordash that I rarely use from a thing that's not even an actual restaurant, hoping that it'll be good delivered to your door. Warm, dude. Crazy.

[C]

When we were in California and Vegas and me and CJ were set up editing the videos on the RV trip, I doordashed my lunch and dinners. I was like, man, this has got to be, like. Like, the only nice part about living in, like, a big city. But holy, is this nice. It's so nice, dude.

[B]

And now you can doordash anything. Like, we were in Florida. Lo and behold, Ken doordashed us sunscreen.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Incredible.

[C]

It's like, uber.

[A]

Uber.

[C]

You can literally Uber anything now.

[B]

Yeah, I guess Uber eats. Whatever. Like, it's just weird. It's like, yo, I need razor scooter from Walmart. You could doordash it to your door if you wanted.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[C]

Amazing.

[D]

Dude, now we just have Ken Dash around here.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Ken's our. Our lunch getter on Thursdays. Because typically, we're editing, and then he.

[C]

Never texts me when it's here.

[E]

Oh, I text and you just ignore it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Why don't you just come up and say, hey, food's here.

[E]

Or I'll call you and I'll say, hey, food's here. And then you'll just forget about it.

[A]

Because, like, if I got my headphones on and my phone's face down because I don't want to distract me, I don't notice it.

[C]

You Know, dinging.

[A]

Missed it. And I got a cold cheeseburger.

[B]

And the one day. You need that sustenance, too.

[A]

Yeah. You know, the one day.

[B]

All right, boys. So good to be back.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We are absolutely ripping the videos from the RV trip, like, have gone insane, which, like, I. I get a little stressed. How are we gonna top those? Like, I mean, not that we, like, have to, but also, the. The videos from the RV trip were awesome. The podcasts were awesome. It's good to be back.

[A]

When you're on that RV trip, you're, like, in this environment where it's just, like, camaraderie and content and no distractions, because it's not like, oh, I need to get home tonight to do this thing, or, like, right. You know, I love my girlfriend and you guys all do too. But, like, you're not, like, I need to get home because she's waiting for me at home and has dinner or whatever, you know? So, like, you're just like, we're doing this, and this is what it is, and I'm down to do anything right now to make some good.

[B]

Yeah. It's basically all those things, and then you just sacrifice relaxation, which is fine. There's no.

[A]

There's also pretty uncomfortable in the art. I mean, it's not that uncomfortable, but it gets uncomfortable rather quick because it gets so trashed and dirty. And Ken sticks his head through the.

[B]

Shower, and Evan poops his pants.

[A]

Mike starts peeing all over everything.

[C]

Yeah. At the end of the RV trip, I thought I'd be more ready to go home or burnt out after going. Going.

[E]

I felt this year was nicer because we only. I only slept in the RV for three nights out of the two weeks.

[C]

Yeah, that was the nice part. But, dude. Yeah. I was just, like. I was bummed when we were done, and I was like, yeah, we were just.

[B]

Yeah. It's because it went so well.

[C]

Some stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And the. The videos Mike had mentioned, they're doing really well. The last video, the. The R6 in the desert was our most successful video in 24 hours. Did, like, 800 ever. 800, 000 views in 24 hours. Which is. Which is always nice to see.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Always nice to see.

[B]

Thanks, guys.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What?

[C]

Real quick, though. What was your guys's favorite moment for me, for sure.

[B]

Meeting Kobe Raha, Going to the compound, having beers with him, watching supercross at a local pizza place. Definitely that. He's a cool dude, Kobe Raha. He's as real as it gets.

[C]

Yeah. We gotta get a pod with him. Yeah, enough time.

[D]

But for sure, that wasn't nuts experience.

[A]

I think my favorite part was getting the Vegas and then leaving Vegas.

[D]

Same. Everything that happened in between sucked.

[A]

But no, at the beginning of it, I was so sick, which really made it hard. I felt like. And I was like, now I'm on the road. We don't have any of. I have shitty food. Kind of like not a great spot to sleep. It's, like bumpy in here, you know, it was very hard to rest and, like, heal up. But luckily we went to Gavin's house and I slept there.

[B]

Yeah, I'd say the time at Gavin's is just off the hook. Gavin. I love Gavin.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What about you, Ben?

[C]

Surprising Gavin with the three wheeler. The fact that the prank went that well. Yeah, it was amazing. And then in Vegas, dude, I went on this Bachrat bender and was just on fire. Like, I was down like 2500 bucks. And I like, I. I pretty much want it all back in Bachrat. And I was so fired up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Good job. Good job.

[C]

So fun.

[A]

One thing I will say though, is like, I love living here. Love it. But the more I go around and. And even on that trip, I was like, damn. Like, I kind of want to stay in these places.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

For a little longer. I was. I was like, enjoying it.

[C]

Yeah, it was cool. And meeting TJ Hunt.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

TJ Hunt podcast with tj. And then after the podcast, we talked to him for like another hour, and he was just really cool. I've watched him for a really long time and.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And yeah, it's always nice to. Nice to meet people that you really look up to and then they are just solid dudes.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

If you haven't seen the podcast with him, go check it out.

[C]

Yeah. Anyway, though, it's good to be home. Appreciate you guys for watching.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

For 2 million subscribers on the main channel, subscribe to this one if you have not already. And we'll see you next Tuesday.

[A]

You go.