Inside The Lifestyle of a Professional Dirtbiker

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Inside The Lifestyle of a Professional Dirtbiker
Date: August 20, 2024

---

Episode Overview

This episode dives deep into the unconventional, high-adrenaline lifestyle of professional dirtbiker Spencer Wilton ("Spenny"). The Cboys join Spenny to swap wild stories—from riding dirt bikes across Pizza Ranch rooftops to hustling Monster Energy and even the struggle to balance racing, injuries, and the business side of motocross. Listeners get an inside look into the technical and chaotic world of endurocross, the behind-the-scenes business of being a professional rider, and plenty of signature CboysTV banter about friendship, high school hijinks, and questionable health fads.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Spenny’s Introduction and CboysTV Shenanigans

• Late-Night Grind & Studio Life (00:43)
  The crew jokes about filming podcasts till 2am, impromptu naps, and unexpected onlookers during studio tours.

  • "Spenny, this is my first one ever... with you." – Spenny (03:14)
  • Evan on Micah’s sleep schedule: "I got a picture of you 40 minutes ago sleeping in the Sprinter van." (02:47)

• Riding Dirt Bikes Where You Shouldn’t (04:16–06:59)

  • Spenny is known for technical riding—climbing and jumping over absurd obstacles, recently the roof of Pizza Ranch.
  • Evan: "Spenny is the best at riding over things that should not be ridden over." (04:16)
  • The crew jokes future escapades, like wheel-tapping KFC buckets and championship stints on Target rooftops.
  • Cops arrived repeatedly during the Pizza Ranch shoot; at least one officer was a fan. (05:49)

• Destruction as Content (06:42–09:07)

  • The Cboys recount "de-renovating" a bowling alley–slash–Pizza Ranch combo destined for demolition: smashing, bowling, rooftop riding, ricocheting golf balls off walls, and filming the carnage.
  • Memorable Moment: Dalton, the filmer, takes a golf ball to the nuts:
    "I'm on the ground, Dalton's on the ground, and the ball is nowhere in sight." – Evan (08:53)

The Cormorant Mayor Saga—Ken vs. the Dogs

• Ken's Campaign for Mayor Against Dogs (10:46–18:21)
  • In Cormorant, MN, Ken ran for mayor against dogs; the campaign grew social-media hype, a billboard, and a satirical news segment.
  • The community wanted another canine mayor, so Ken’s votes were thrown out for being human.
  • "You spent campaign dollars, dude—bought a billboard!" – A (13:08)
  • "All I know is that dog is not my mayor." – A (17:29)
  • The segment includes a hilarious mock-serious newscast covering the saga. (13:26–15:48)
    • "Who's not going to vote for Khaleesi? Sorry, Ken." – News Reporter (15:48)

Realities of YouTube, Security, and Small Town Life

• Data Breaches & Security Tips (19:00–21:03)

  • The group riffs on Social Security number hacks and Ken’s advice to freeze your credit.
  • "I don't have any credit… Nobody's more locked down and secure than Ken." – A & D (20:08)

• Behind the Scenes of CboysTV: Cameras, Chairs, Set “Upgrades” (21:14–25:18)

  • Good-natured teasing about podcast filming budgets—Ken still being filmed on a GoPro, cheap Amazon chairs, and the set comprised of “junk found around the shop.”
  • "Next thing you know, we're gonna… have the cheapest podcast set ever." – A (24:30)

Youth, Embarrassment, and Wild Antics

• Middle School Memories: Fruit Booting & Underwear Stories (25:26–32:20)

  • Evan is roasted for old YouTube videos featuring rollerblading (fruit booting) and rocking a Speedo; he admits to wearing the same pair of “lucky” Old Navy underwear for 45 days straight as a kid.
    • "I didn't change my underpants for 45 days." – Evan (30:06)
    • "The undercarriage of them literally just blew out… It was like some misshapen thong." – Evan (31:04)

• Locker Room Stories (34:44–36:00)

  • Classic tales of getting stuck in lockers, the perils of Axe body spray, and pranks in the school locker room.
  • "I made the horrible mistake of under my own will, just seeing if I could fit into a locker." – Evan (34:44)

Spenny's Origin Story: From Hustler to Professional Dirtbiker

• Early Hustle: Monster Energy & Chew (36:50–40:35)

  • Spencer shares about selling Monster drinks and U.S. tobacco at a markup in Canadian schools, funded by winnings from races and his parents’ support.
  • "Dude, I was hustling Monster in Red Bull… stuffing my boots full with [chew]." (36:57–38:14)

• Choosing Between Ski and Moto: Path to Pro (42:03–53:22)

  • Grew up riding, briefly raced ski, but chose bikes.
  • Joined a U.S. KTM satellite team at 17, specialized in Endurocross and hard enduro.
  • "At 16, 17, I was like, should I go pro skiing or should I go pro dirt biking?" – C (52:14)
  • Endurocross explained: "16 riders on a stadium track… rocks, logs, cars, water crossings, cars." – C (53:23)
  • Achieved U.S. championship, then sidelined by illness, pivoted to YouTube and vlogging.

The Physical & Mental Toll of Pro Moto Life

• Injury, Crohn’s Disease Diagnosis & Recovery (76:23–79:47)

  • Spenny recounts developing Crohn’s after overtraining, losing 40 lbs, being bedridden, and learning to manage with medication.
  • Shares a TMI but relatable story about a date gone wrong during a Crohn’s flare-up:
    "I turn to her, I'm like… I got this really bad stomach problem… I gotta rip into the woods. I'll be back in five or ten." – C (77:51)
    • "Probably just a t-shirt… it was my favorite Fox Honda t-shirt." – C (78:11)

• Training, Injuries & Moto Myths (69:36–83:05)

  • Discusses the pain and wear from racing: hernia, tendinosis, chronic aches.
  • "I wake… out of bed, I need ratchet straps to pull my body out… my hips hurt, my back hurts, my neck hurts, my shoulders hurt." – C (69:39)
  • Training is 100% for functional strength, not for looks. "I've never worked out for looks… I'm function-working out... for a purpose." – C (82:52)

The Moto Van: Living on the Road

• Nomad Racing Life (61:00–63:39)
  • Spenny describes living out of his moto van—sleeping, cooking, and traveling to races across North America.
  • Moto community is likened to a surf or skate lifestyle, centered on friendships and shared couch-surfing hospitality.

Electric Dirtbikes, Sponsorships, and Future Goals

• The Rise of Electric (72:14–75:45)

  • Spenny rides a Stark Varg (electric dirtbike) but doesn’t see electric overtaking gas bikes; they’ll remain parallel worlds.

• On Sponsors & Taking Risks (60:18–62:23 & 66:05–68:03)

  • Racing sponsors tend to be conservative; Spenny now partners mainly with brands who appreciate his wild style and social media reach.
  • "I cater my whole sponsorship program to suit what I’m gonna do." – C (60:47)
  • Cboys note how rare it is for a pro with Spenny’s credentials to keep riding wild stunts for fun.

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Cboys' Unique Challenges:
  "Spenny is the best at riding over things that should not be ridden over or jumping over things that shouldn't be jumped over." — Evan (04:16)

• The Mayor Race Debacle:
  "You spent campaign dollars, dude—bought a billboard!" — A (13:08) "All I know is that dog is not my mayor." — A (17:29)

• On the Moto Pro Lifestyle:
  "Next weekend, I'm racing a Red Bull race, and I just came and rode on the roof of a pizza ranch... No other pro is doing that." — C (59:35)

• Coping With Illness During Dating:
  "I got this really bad stomach problem... I gotta rip into the woods. I'll be back in five or ten." — C (77:51)

• On the Pain of Moto Life:
  "I wake... out of bed, need ratchet straps to pull my body out... my hips hurt, my back hurts..." — C (69:39)

• On Picking a Sport for Chicks:
  "Dirt bike guys don’t get chicks. Bro, they think moto guys are the creepiest dudes." — C (68:33; 71:10)

---

Highlighted Segments by Timestamp

• 00:43–06:59: Studio shenanigans, why Spenny is the Cboys’ technical dirtbike king, riding on rooftops, evading cops.
• 10:46–18:21: Ken’s mayoral race against dogs, billboard campaigns, news coverage.
• 21:14–25:18: Bizarre podcast studio setup, the legend of the GoPro camera.
• 25:26–32:20: Evan’s embarrassing middle school, rollerblading, and a 45-day underwear streak story.
• 36:50–40:35: Spenny’s early hustle selling Monster and chew in Canadian schools.
• 42:03–53:22: Spenny’s decision between skiing and moto, becoming a pro, endurocross explained.
• 76:23–79:47: Coping with Crohn’s disease, wild dating stories.
• 60:18–62:23: Life in the moto van, the family-like spirit of the moto community.
• 66:05–68:03: On risk, confidence, and why most pro riders stick to “current formulas.”

---

Tone & Personality

This episode is punchy, irreverent, and genuine—catching both the comedy and grit of CboysTV and their guests. Banter is fast-paced and full of inside jokes, but the group pauses for real talk when discussing health, the business of racing, or life on the road. Spenny balances humility and bravado, making it clear why he’s beloved: technical prowess, a wild streak, but down-to-earth sensibilities.

---

Where to Find Spenny (and the Cboys)

• YouTube: Spencer Wilton
• Instagram: @spencerwilton17

---

Recommended for listeners if…

You want:

• The untold story behind high-stakes dirtbiking
• Laugh-out-loud group chemistry from the CboysTV crew
• Real advice for aspiring riders or anyone dreaming of a nontraditional career in action sports

---

Transcript

[A]

I'll take this.

[B]

No, no, I'm gonna need that.

[C]

What if we wanted to ride my bike? I didn't want to be at school with a bunch of kids drawing pictures and shit.

[B]

Skateboard's my weak point.

[C]

He was trying to kiss me.

[B]

Does more than sleep in those games.

[C]

You want to hear a crazy date story? I got a crazy date story, actually. Next weekend, I'm racing a Red Bull race, and I just came and rode on the roof of a pizza ranch. Like, I'm in the pro class. No other pro is doing that. Like, they're all at the gym training right now, and I'm like, dude, you guys are cooked.

[D]

That podcast you recorded last night, there's audio. I looked on the board. There's audio.

[C]

There's audio.

[D]

Yeah. It's like you guys could be working late at night, but you're not.

[E]

You guys filmed the podcast last night.

[C]

I host Hoarded.

[D]

It's audio only.

[A]

I hope we drop it.

[F]

I would love to hear.

[E]

What time was lips of that?

[C]

Like, 2am Yeah, 2am One in the morning.

[E]

You guys are.

[A]

We got one in the bank. We got one in the bank.

[C]

We were up till 2am you guys were working till 2am yeah, we uninvoluntarily.

[E]

Worked till 2am When Spenny's in town. Dude, it's grind time.

[A]

I walked in upstairs, and it was like, 10:22 to be exact. Mike was sleeping on the couch in here. And then I, like, set a picture on him. He didn't wake up. Everyone else was in here, like, walking. They were looking at him. I got a bunch of video of it. Did not wake you? Didn't flinch. We order our shirts through this company, and, like, they flew out to come and, like, see the facility because they were just like, we got it. Like, these guys are ordering so many shir church. They came out to come see and meet with Justin and all this. And Justin was giving a tour, and you were just sleeping in here. They walked right in and they were. Oh, and, like, you were just like.

[C]

Four guys on the couch all piled up.

[E]

What's funny about that is Justin texts us last night and he goes, hey, just letting you guys know. Giving a tour to these people from as Color. Mike, please do not be sleeping on any of the couch.

[A]

And this is what you look like. This is what you look like.

[F]

Evan. We're in a sealed room.

[C]

I was sleeping like a little baby.

[E]

Oh, look at you.

[D]

It's hard to be mad at a face like that.

[F]

You do have such a unique Ability to sleep in the most uncomfortable position.

[E]

Mike, have you been all right lately? Every time I see you and we're not doing something, you're snoozing.

[C]

I love sleeping.

[E]

No, I know, but have you been getting enough Z's? Well, obviously not if you were up till 2am filming a podcast.

[C]

Yeah, no, I. Not last night.

[F]

This might be the portion of Micah's life where his. His sleep schedule is finally going to flip around and be normal.

[D]

He's so far off. He's on.

[E]

You think we're getting closer?

[F]

I think we're getting closer. He's been sleeping a lot during the day, so I think we're slowly rotating back.

[E]

Like, I just.

[C]

Actually, no, I'm on a better sleep schedule than I ever have been in. Probably in my.

[D]

I thought that. Honestly.

[E]

Oddly. Oddly enough, I got a picture of you 40 minutes ago sleeping in the. Sleeping in the Sprinter van.

[C]

That's because I didn't get enough sleep.

[E]

I know, I know that. I just saw this and I went, oh. Kind of concerned about this.

[F]

Somebody mentioned something about hot dogs in the Sprinter, and Mike was like, hot dogs?

[D]

He did wake up to that.

[E]

Well, welcome on the podcast, the official podcast during, you know, normal functioning hours.

[C]

Spenny feels good. This is my first one ever. No, you did one. It's my first pod, dude. Well, not ever, but, like, with you.

[E]

Well, hey, man, we're honored to have you for the first time with us.

[D]

Mike, you kind of got a work from home fit right now. Sorry to go off of spending, but.

[C]

He'S running camo and I just threw the flannel on because it's cold in here. Checkers and flannels. Raining and camo. So it's got three different paths. Benny, you've been traveling all over. Yeah, Travel all over. All over bikes. Europe. Yeah. You've been in Europe. You drove a camper 40 hours across Canada. Across Canada.

[D]

So a little background on our buddy Spenny. Spenny is the best dirt biker we know, which I always look to Evan, because I believe that you are the best of many things people that I know. Clearing out a room R6 for sure. I believe Evan is the best fast dirt biker that I know. But spend is the best technical. Like the dude on a dirt bike moving slow, can go anywhere, including over an air conditioning vent on top of the.

[E]

Spenny is the best at riding over things that should not be ridden over or jumping over things that shouldn't be jumped over. Last year when he was here, we had him drive up Mike's inflatable that he had just gotten, like, hard, Hard enduro over it. Then you jumped over the mini truck that we put a ramp on.

[C]

You jumped the mini truck while it.

[E]

Was moving onto our. Onto our limo. Yeah, onto the limo. And then today, we did, like, this trials bike thing. It would have been in last week's video. You saw it. Well, we're just fresh off of the boys riding on the roof of Pizza Ranch. Pizza Ranch. Pizza Ranch, dude.

[C]

Oh, God.

[A]

What.

[C]

What's even happening?

[A]

So it happens when you hang with us.

[C]

Yeah. Things get weird.

[D]

New zone unlocked.

[C]

Yeah, new zone. Actually, Pizza Ranch has some really nice features on the roof.

[E]

Imagine people just start riding on Pizza Ranch roofs. They're like, yo, we're not the only people that have air conditioners on our roofs, guys. You can go anywhere else.

[C]

No, there's a good variety of obstacles up there and good traction, too. The next series is on top of McDonald's. No, there's a big championship on Target. Me and Evan were talking about wheel tapping the KFC bucket that spins trials bikes.

[E]

Man, is it funny just how wrong it feels being on a roof? Like, your entire life. Your entire life, you're told, do not go on roofs. Obviously. It's like the whole elevated surfaces. It's dangerous when you're up there.

[C]

You're always just, like, creeping to the edges and just, like, peeking over and, like, trying to hide, too, like, making sure nobody sees you. But, like, everybody saw us for sure.

[A]

Cops came. Cops came multiple times.

[C]

Three cops came, four cops.

[A]

Maybe one of them was a fan. Yeah.

[C]

Hey.

[A]

Stopping by to get a picture.

[D]

I. I walked out and I saw another cop there. I go, oh, great.

[C]

I think he actually said that on the radio. They said, yeah, the Sea Boys are at the Pizza Ranch right now. And then he heard that on the radio, so he drove over because he heard that.

[E]

It was just such, like, a bizarre moment. Obviously, you're. You're ripping heaters and pizza ranches and chucking little glass bottles at the wall as hard as you can, and then you're just throwing bowling balling balls everywhere. Yeah, it was just such a strange moment. But, hey, we're here as, like, your de renovator team, all right? Not destruction.

[C]

We.

[E]

We're de renovators. Some people want you to come in and renovate their place. We come in and de renovate it.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

They don't know about that, though. You got to tell them why we were there de renovating. Did you mention that?

[E]

Oh, that wasn't in last Week's video.

[A]

No sense.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Basically our friend, he bought a bowling alley and like that was combined with a pizza ranch and they were going to tear it down. So they called us and we went over and just like destroyed it.

[E]

But yeah, that makes a lot more sense.

[A]

That's coming in like, that's coming in like a couple weeks. That won't be. It's coming in a couple weeks.

[C]

But essentially what we did with Ken's house.

[A]

Yeah, I mean they were both crazy, but Ken's like the neighborhood was not prepared for that.

[D]

Yeah, it is just fun. I don't know. There's something nice about just like it's. It's hard to turn it off. Once you get going, you start just wrecking everything in sight.

[A]

It was honestly quite dangerous in there because we had like it was us and then Spencer's crew, other Spencer and like there were so many people like it was like having people ride a track in, in all directions. Like going in reverse, going forwards and hitting the jumps from the sides as well. Like you around the corner. Yeah.

[C]

You're like take a bowling ball to the chest.

[E]

It just gets carried away.

[A]

I was wondering when we were doing it, like, I wonder if there's a category of YouTube, you know how they have like ASMR, like for certain things, like maybe just like opening a two turn Tony or something. But like is there like a. A section or a genre YouTube where it's like just one and a half hours of destroying everything in sight. It's just like wrong. Imagine that's what it was.

[D]

It's like when you throw up the fireplace on at like a family gathering. But it's just destruction.

[E]

Dude. We should almost just make a video. It's like our year end recap video. But just destruction. Honestly.

[A]

Probably do pretty good.

[B]

That's just our normal.

[A]

Because that sounds like our normal content. Yeah, that's true.

[E]

Yeah. That was a lot of fun though. Had a great time until I, until I teed up this ball, smoked it and then I hit something like directly in front of where I hit. Came back hit me and then I think it hit the wall. And then it hit Dalton, our filmer in the nuts.

[A]

Him squaring the nuts.

[D]

It hasn't been the same since.

[E]

Dude, dude. No, no, he's. I actually felt really bad about that, but I also got hit too. It would have been one thing if it just.

[A]

I mean you hit the ball. I know. What do you think was gonna happen? There's four brick walls around you. You're hitting A golf ball off a driver? Yeah. What do you think was gonna happen?

[E]

No, I. I wasn't surprised. I was just more confused as to how it happened because it all happened so fast. Like, I hit it, and then it was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

I'm on the ground, Dalton's on the ground, and the ball is nowhere in sight.

[F]

I was standing back a little bit for that one, and it was kind of like watching it in slow motion. I see it, like, ricochet off the. Where the bowling alley was, and then it ricochets off you. Then I see Dalton just double over in pain, and it was like, oh. Oh, that looks like it is not good.

[E]

Yeah, that was not good.

[A]

Dangerous work environment. Yeah.

[D]

Thank God your shin was there to break the momentum before it hit Dalton.

[E]

Dude, straight up. Can you have, like, an injury, Like a gnarly bruise?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Right here?

[D]

Yeah, that's pretty solid, actually.

[E]

It's gonna be. It's gonna be a good bruise.

[A]

Exact size of a golf ball.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Do you bruise normally? No, dude, I don't.

[E]

By the time this podcast is out, though, I'll take a picture, and we'll just put it right here. Yeah. What. What it looks like, I guess, a couple days later.

[C]

Why?

[A]

I don't know.

[E]

I guess I bruised. I think everyone bruises a little bit.

[D]

I, like, don't.

[C]

I don't give.

[E]

Yeah, really.

[C]

I've had some major slams. I broke my ankle. Didn't even bruise.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, it was just swollen. It would never. Didn't change color of the skin.

[D]

What's the science behind that?

[C]

I have no clue.

[D]

I mean, I feel like it typically happens to girls, but like, a laundry, if you. If she, like, bumps into a pillowcase too hard, she gets a bruise.

[A]

Yeah, it's pretty common with girls.

[C]

That's what I'm always with females, it seems like when they get a bruise, they remember exactly. They're like, yep, I have a bruise here. I. This is what I did when I. Oh, really?

[D]

I feel like girls are always like, I don't know.

[C]

Oh, that's how I am. I'm like, what's that giant bruise on your leg from? I'm like, I don't know.

[E]

Do you guys sometimes, like, like, poke people's bruises when you're like, what's this bruise from? And then just, like, while you're saying it, you also poke it, give it a little tap?

[C]

I don't do that, but now I kind of wanna.

[E]

I don't know. It's kind of a dick thing to do. But, hey, what's up with this bruise? Well, Ken.

[F]

I'm replying to Justin.

[D]

Sorry to interrupt your scrolls break there.

[F]

But I'm replying to Justin, but.

[E]

Okay, so we got some terrible news.

[F]

It was absolutely devastating getting that news in the car.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

What a hell.

[F]

I just. I feel like I. I was driving and I just could not physically process it.

[E]

So Ken was running for mayor of our town, Cormorant, Minnesota. It was him. And then three other dogs had in the bag. We thought that he had it in the bag.

[A]

I mean, 100 had it in the bag. Yeah. So 100. So he had the most.

[E]

Statistically.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

So the voting was all on Facebook. Marketplace or.

[F]

Yeah, you had to buy him or something.

[E]

All the voting was on Facebook. So obviously, like, Cormorant is not a sanctioned governed city that needs an actual mayor to make decisions about, not downplay Ken. It would have been very important.

[F]

The Instagram bio is. Would have been the most important thing I could have won out of that race.

[E]

Exactly. He was thinking about it for the clout.

[A]

Right.

[E]

Voting was open to the entire world. And so we made an Instagram post about it. Ken's running for mayors, him and three other dogs. We thought that Ken would have had it in the bag. Little did we know that we had some corrupt politicians that were counting the votes, and they threw Ken out.

[A]

They had other plans, and Ken was foiling them by winning. That's the sad. That's the sad truth of it.

[F]

It's almost like this entire election was predetermined before a single vote was even ca.

[A]

I'll tell you exactly what happened. They were discriminatory because you're a human being and the rest are dogs. They had this whole idea like, oh, it'll be fun to have another dog as mayor, even though it's not going to be as fun because no one's going to be able to replace Duke. You were actually going to do some stuff around here.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And then the next runner up was Jake's dog. And obviously Jake has the next amount of pull. So, like, he probably put a story up and got a thousand or however many votes. And then the other dogs were just probably getting like 10 because the rest of Cormorant voted maybe for them.

[F]

So, like, there's rumors flying around the. The Cormorant village. You know, small town, people talk, and it's kind of disgusting what they did.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

What's the word?

[F]

I don't want to say.

[A]

Jake's dog won by a landslide. It was like 74 of the votes went to Jake's dog.

[E]

So everyone thinks though that like Ken was still a part of it and they. That dog still won 76% of the votes. And so Ken got like 14 of them. Well, no, they just straight up eliminated Ken entirely. And they said, okay, out of the three dogs then. But my question is like, why'd they let you in there?

[F]

No, what's the point?

[E]

What was the point of that?

[A]

Yeah, you were.

[D]

He spent campaign dollars, dude.

[F]

I did.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

I drunkenly bought a billboard.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And then the news came and interviewed. That's going on national news, dude. Like, it's been all over.

[E]

Can we, can we play the.

[A]

Yeah, I think so. I have it, so we can play it. We'll just insert it in right here. Have you guys seen it yet?

[C]

At a time when campaigns and elections can be so contentious, along comes the race for mayor in Cormorant Village.

[G]

This is no ordinary election. The results are in. And after tens of thousands of people voted through social media, the four legged winner. This wants naps and belly rubs. One problem though. The election may be contested. That story tonight from WDAY news reporter Kevin Wallivant in Minnesota Lakes Country. You just immediately loved her. She was just a sweet dog.

[H]

It's yet another perfect lazy summer day on Lake Ida and the Great Pyrenees. Khaleesi seems to still be campaigning for mayor of Cormorant. Ear scratches and puppy love. But Kolisi should relax. After a hard fought campaign, including billboards, Kolisi has been elected mayor of Cormorant, a town so small there is no city government.

[G]

She had some tough competition though.

[H]

But Kolisi isn't the only one who had a dog in the fight. Meet Ken. Ken Mathies, one of the Seaboys.

[F]

Yeah, it was me. And three dogs were up for election this year.

[H]

The Seaboys of rural Cormorant have nearly 4 million YouTube followers. People that love their shenanigans. A worldwide fan club. And so when Ken Mathies kind of threw his hat in the ring, Ken.

[A]

Didn'T actually know he was going to be running for mayor. We just signed him up and then he found out.

[H]

Once the local paper came out, Ken went all in. Billboards popped up from here to Minneapolis.

[A]

In the streets, like shaking hands, securing votes. He was kissing babies like, I just can't believe he didn't win, quite frankly.

[H]

Parades, a campaign team. But Khaleesi beat him.

[F]

Yeah, you always want to see full transparency with everything.

[H]

And now with the coronation set for this weekend, there's talk of discontent.

[A]

We might be protesting.

[H]

Khaleesi has come a long way.

[G]

And Kolisi isn't the first dog to be mayor of Cormorant village. You may remember Duke, another great Pyrenees. He reigned over the Lakes country community from 2014 to 2019. After four successful campaigns to get reelected, Duke finally had to retire because of health conditions at the age of 13. I remember the mayor hat for sure.

[D]

Yep.

[G]

And I love that. It started as a joke. His friends signed him up, and now he wants the job.

[C]

Who's not going to vote for Khaleesi? Sorry, Ken.

[E]

See, it's rigged.

[A]

Oh, not again.

[C]

I saw it.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It's.

[C]

People are actually sending it to me for the record.

[F]

Like, I reach out last night, like.

[E]

Asking if you are.

[C]

Dude, it looks like. It looks like a. Like a meme. Like a.

[A]

It is.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

So funny.

[C]

It's so funny. Like, it doesn't feel real.

[F]

The news reporter looks like he was having a great job just, like, interviewing us.

[A]

Great time. Yeah.

[C]

They were kind of dogging on Ken, too. Like, even the reporters at the end. Yeah, they're like, felt that. They're like, why would this guy think he could beat a dog? Like, they're just, like, hating.

[E]

It's just.

[B]

It was weird.

[A]

All I know is we're going to be protesting this Saturday. I'm angry podcast already be out, but we're protesting. Stay tuned. That's going to be in a YouTube video.

[D]

Seems just like Cormorant's trying to fill a hole, you know, this hole that Duke left. Vote in another Great Pyrenees.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, and then Jake's dad stole one from another state and brought it here.

[E]

That was the other funny part is.

[A]

Is as soon as they were planning.

[D]

On this, like they were planning.

[E]

Yeah, yeah. It doesn't. Some things are adding up, but Dave hops on the phone, calls us right after the news that his dog won. After they cashed the check that he wrote him to buy the votes.

[A]

Yeah, allegedly.

[E]

Just kidding. He goes. He goes, yeah.

[C]

I don't know.

[E]

I mean, they said you. That our dog won by 76%. I think it's just because, you know, came from, like, a town that everyone knew the dog, and they must have voted. And me and some guy like, Dave, what the are you talking about right now, dude? No, this isn't legit. Dog.

[D]

Dog.

[E]

No pun intended. Yeah. They're delusional.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

All I know is that dog is not my mayor.

[F]

Dog's nobody's mayor. It's an. It's an Appointed official.

[C]

It's imposter.

[A]

It's not my mayor.

[C]

Dude, that dog doesn't have thumbs.

[E]

It is pretty funny that Ken lost three dogs.

[A]

Dude, that is insane. You. You probably took dead last.

[F]

Well, yeah, if all my votes got thrown out, then of course I got dead last.

[A]

The thing is, like, I want to be like, oh, no one wanted to vote for you, but, like, you had everyone voting for you. Even the locals. They were wearing your shirts. They were putting their. Your signs in their yard.

[F]

All the signs we put in Cormorant Village got stolen and placed in neighborhoods y actually seen.

[E]

That is flattery.

[C]

I think I've seen flattering.

[F]

Like, driving down my road and seeing, like, all the signs that were in front of Pomero Village and now they're on my road.

[C]

I think I actually seen some signs when I was crossing the Canada border way, like, 3,000 miles back.

[D]

They had them up.

[C]

They had them up? Yeah, they had them up. It was big.

[E]

Some boomers in the local bar was, like, overheard talking about Ken running for mayor, and they were like, they just want him to win so they can get away with more stuff around here. What do you think Ken's going to doing as a fake appointed mayor?

[D]

You think Ken's, like, pulling for us to do more bad stuff?

[C]

Right?

[D]

You might put on more loss to keep us in place.

[E]

I just thought it was funny because, like, hearing the other side of, like, no, we don't want him in as mayor of our town. Like it has any official meaning.

[D]

You guys hear that? All of our Social Security numbers got hacked. Wait, you're Canadian? Do you have a Social Security number?

[C]

I got a social insurance number. It's no security. It's a little bit different, but it's kind of the same. Same thing.

[D]

Can you say yours and then also your date of birth?

[E]

Throw your credit card.

[C]

I don't actually know. I don't even know mine by heart. Are you supposed to think you're supposed to know by heart? It depends on how much you have to use it. Like, I have to use mine so much that I know by heart. Oh, dude, I. I never really use mine.

[A]

What's yours, Mike? Nice.

[D]

It's crazy, though, dude. If there's no security in the number, is it just, like a social number now?

[C]

I just wonder what they're going to do with them. The article I read said almost every American got their Social Security. They're going to clone. They're going to clone hackers. It just said hack, but it's like, if everyone got Their stolen, then nothing.

[D]

Yeah, then that's kind of what I thought. I was like, is it even that big of a deal?

[C]

Essentially, it's like, I just stole all the money in America. And then it's just like, what happens?

[D]

Like, what are you going to do?

[C]

What do you do with it? Money's nothing now.

[E]

So are you supposed to get a new one?

[C]

I don't know.

[F]

Get a new one.

[C]

Just said freeze your. Freeze your credit. I don't even know how to do that.

[F]

Oh, I did that a while ago.

[D]

I don't have any credit.

[A]

Nobody's more locked down and secure than Ken.

[D]

Ken, what are some. Like, what's some advice for people out there? Like, what are things that you do that just wouldn't seem real? Like, I have not never thought to lock down my Social Security number, you know?

[E]

How does he dumb this down for you to understand?

[F]

I don't know. Like, a few years ago, like, my information was part of one of a series of data breaches and was like.

[A]

It was a Scarring Day YouTube video. Worst Day of his life.

[F]

Like, one of the things was like, oh, you can, like, freeze your credit or whatever. So if you want to apply for new loans or something, you have to, like, unfreeze it, otherwise the banks can't pull it.

[D]

That makes sense.

[F]

So then it was like, okay, you know, anytime you get a loan, you just have to unfreeze it for a day or two. Then it just goes back. So that's kind of slightly inconvenient, but it's. You just got to. They just say, like, oh, your credit's frozen. Can you unfreeze it for us?

[E]

This is totally off topic, and I'm sorry. We'll get back into Ken's chemisms, but why is this dude got a GoPro recording him? Can we not get him, like, an actual camera? Ryan.

[F]

We don't know Ryan. Ryan steals too much money to have that in the budget.

[E]

Another camera, like, seven cameras laying around here. Just. That's a GoPro. We do. He's a big part of the podcast, too.

[A]

He's a big part.

[E]

Have you ever requested a. A camera dude's in fisheye?

[F]

Well, it was an iPhone for a little bit, so we are.

[C]

That was a lot better grades on Super View.

[F]

No, it's. It's the one where it, like, is super wides and then it, like, distorts your face.

[D]

But we.

[C]

We put you. He's on Super View.

[E]

How many podcasts have we done and we haven't gotten Ken an actual camera.

[D]

This is 135, dude. The budget's tight around here because you.

[F]

Steal all of it. Look at our cords, dude.

[D]

My cords got stolen from here.

[B]

It's tough.

[D]

The problem is actually lenses. We have lots of camera bodies, but we don't have a lens without.

[E]

I think a lens is cheaper than an actual GoPro these days.

[F]

We had two wides.

[D]

We already have the GoPro, so that's free to just put there.

[F]

Don't we have two wides laying around somewhere?

[E]

Ken, I'm going to do something about this.

[A]

Yeah, I'm gonna do something you could use too.

[E]

Ken, I want to get you on an actual camera.

[C]

I like to hear he is a.

[E]

Big part of the podcast.

[C]

Well, it's hard to say.

[E]

GoPro filming is.

[A]

People do always say when Ken sits over here. So nice to have Ken on in the podcast.

[C]

That's nice.

[E]

I do love it.

[C]

I think it's tough because it's like some podcasts. He's not here at all. So then our new camera. I'm not by any means not justifying it. I think he should have a camera too.

[H]

No.

[C]

We have four of these cameras and then other podcasts. You know, like, he might not be very talkative, so we don't have to cut to it much, but.

[A]

What do you do with that board in front of you, Ken, can you scoot that into the frame? Or maybe it is already in frame.

[C]

Press one of the soundboards. Like, why press number one next time you're gonna get my hopes up. Could you please take me to a grease monkey? Because I like to get lubed up before I get. Huh? Some lube would be nice. Or at least a courtesy lick.

[A]

God.

[C]

How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to me.

[A]

Wow. Did you load that up in there, dude?

[F]

I didn't.

[A]

Oh, you don't have to lie to us.

[F]

It's almost like something the person in the middle did.

[C]

I loaded that on there, like, the day we got the board.

[D]

This the.

[A]

What are the other ones? What do the other ones do?

[C]

I didn't load, like, I only loaded one sound on there.

[A]

You should be a little more dialed. Like, when there's an awkward moment. Press that.

[D]

That was so loud.

[A]

That was really loud.

[C]

Yeah, scary, too. That was scary, too. That was actually kind of scary Halloween music.

[E]

It was.

[A]

Don't even have head.

[E]

No. Ken's not paying attention half the time. Did you can't even hear us. He's sitting on the other end of the room.

[D]

At least we took the TV that Was blocking.

[C]

Yeah, I do.

[E]

Where the is this new tv? We don't even have a TV to watch now.

[D]

You took it down to play Fortnite.

[E]

Oh, pretty soon the desk is going to be gone.

[F]

What happened to the desk chairs in the middle of the room?

[D]

I did buy new chairs that aren't broken, but I. I don't think I brought it up here, actually, to be honest. I think it's still sitting in the kitchen.

[C]

I put together, like, three chairs the other day.

[D]

One's sitting there, and the other one's in the kitchen.

[F]

I don't think these chairs are an upgrade.

[D]

No, I. I also bought the cheapest Amazon chair that you can.

[C]

Dude, next you know, we're gonna be.

[A]

Like, this has been a pretty successful podcast. Like, if you got rid of this table, this would be the cheapest podcast set ever. Like, it'd be as bare bones as it get. Get some junk that we found. You just set it up in some random, like, spot. Like, oh, we're going to make do for this long. We do have this stuff behind us.

[E]

That's good.

[D]

It is kind of just junk that we found around the shop.

[E]

What should we hang up on the wall? Hey, let's hang up our 100,000 subscribers. Play button.

[D]

Come on, dude.

[A]

I'm working.

[D]

Working on it over here. Come to the video with an idea, brother.

[A]

I think the back's pretty lit.

[F]

I think the most random is the. The damage sea do spark prop that actually might be.

[A]

That was just misplaced.

[E]

Or the Ford Raptor. That is that CJ's Ford Raptor.

[D]

Should we record Ken with this instead?

[C]

Is that a GoPro 3?

[D]

No, this is a GoPro hero number. The first GoPro ever.

[C]

That's rare.

[A]

I got it. I kind of need Evan in here for this. Your sister was texting me the other.

[C]

Day of his face when you said.

[A]

That you want to get in here.

[B]

What do we got going on here?

[A]

All right, so your sister sent this to me after last podcast when you surprisingly started backing up fruit booting, AKA Rollerblading. This guy thinks everything's Cheeto. But then all of a sudden, you bring up rollerblading, the actual. One of the more Cheeto things.

[E]

That's not Cheeto. That's not Cheeto.

[A]

I'm like, what you're gonna say that's not Cheeto? Out of all the other things you walk around all day and call Cheeto would.

[B]

If they're out there getting after it, why is that Cheeto that some kid is passionate about writing?

[A]

If someone's out on a. On a Harley riding wheelies, enjoying putting on a thousand miles. That's not Cheeto. You just combine doing a burnout.

[B]

Just riding. You're doing wheelies on a Harley, not Cheeto. If you're going bar to bar with your belly hanging out on the Harley, that is Cheeto.

[E]

All right, what do we got with these fruit poodles?

[A]

So his sister sent me these.

[E]

And don't call them that. That'll. That's offensive to Evan.

[A]

Is it?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it offensive to me at all?

[D]

You call them fruit booters up north?

[A]

Dude, I'm glad I've never heard fruit booters.

[C]

That's new.

[A]

It looks like you're on a scooter here.

[B]

That was the most legendary youth center. No. Well, yeah, it's middle school.

[C]

That's a nice little four set.

[A]

Nice bar spin.

[E]

This is an edit.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

I didn't know you chopped that like.

[C]

This a sponsor me video.

[A]

This looks like it was a year before we. Oh. What?

[B]

Dude, I remember making it.

[C]

That was sick.

[B]

Actually, from. From the. I don't even know what they were called. Like it looked like a cassette that.

[C]

Ran in the camera, the disc, and.

[B]

Then up to the TV and had the vcr. And the VCR was attached to the TV like it was a one piece deal. And then like there was a mad delay. So it was so hard to like.

[A]

You were pausing and stop.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And then the next one. I think it's actually on YouTube. No, we. Evan, Chef's done. I'm surprised this hasn't gotten more veto.

[B]

Now we've. We've done this.

[D]

We haven't Speedo one.

[A]

You're in your rollerblades on a. With a Speedo on what?

[B]

Yeah, we were just super.

[C]

Oh my God.

[E]

Wait, that's you.

[C]

Oh my God.

[A]

What do you call that fruit booting right there. That's the definition of air humping.

[C]

You're air humping, dude.

[B]

I throw on a speedo and an orange ski mask and hit the street.

[E]

This is why he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[A]

Rollerblading. Sick, dude. That's not Cheeto.

[B]

My favorite part.

[D]

Insane is the camera shaking because the guy's laughing so hard.

[E]

Why did you do this, dude?

[B]

Literally just me and a couple buddies were bored, so we wanted to do.

[C]

Something just a couple regular guys. When you just classic fun.

[A]

Just doing a couple dudes hanging out.

[C]

Just a couple regular guys having fun, man.

[A]

14 years ago. Wow.

[C]

Dude, you've came.

[B]

I've been in the game for a long Time I did. I'm not going to unlock it, but I got, like, probably 30 videos on a YouTube. But as soon as we started hanging out, I really. I didn't delete them just in case, but. Yeah, that's good. I mean, they're all stupid. I don't know.

[E]

Just some of them up. Let's watch. Let's watch.

[B]

Like, I don't even know if I'm signed into my.

[A]

So that was on your account.

[B]

Nah, that might have. No, I don't think that one, actually. No, that's definitely not on my account.

[A]

Eric Free.

[E]

Should we be concerned that CJ has your sister's phone number now?

[F]

She's married and his mom's.

[E]

Oh, yeah, that was a little more.

[B]

Concerning, but it's probably fine.

[A]

That's all we were doing.

[B]

Okay, here's a classic scooter one. We spelled the word manual wrong. I called it World's Longest.

[E]

Could have been me and CJ edited Manuel.

[C]

Manuel.

[B]

I went like four city blocks doing a wheelie on the scooter.

[D]

They all say, bye, Evan Chef dude. It's cool.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

What?

[A]

What?

[E]

Like, always sign your art. Like, is that you?

[C]

Yeah, no, that's him, man.

[E]

Man, you always have been a wheelie boy.

[A]

He's like a punk.

[B]

Was a little punk.

[D]

The pink scooter throws it off.

[A]

How old are you here, Ev?

[B]

Probably 14 maybe.

[D]

How do you slow down in a downhill scooter manual?

[B]

You don't. But that's the only reason you want to go so far, because you needed to go down.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Right at the end. Right at the end. There's a Corvette that drives by.

[F]

Did you show the Evan Chef Speedo video?

[E]

Yep. See, that's what I said.

[F]

I'm just looking through all the videos on YouTube.

[E]

Can we just buy some headphones?

[A]

Ken, we just showed that. Just got to talk a little louder for him, guys.

[B]

Yeah, just. Just a couple. Couple BMX videos. Couple BMX videos.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[F]

You were kind of catalog so.

[E]

Well. Yeah, but weren't you just listening?

[B]

Pretty much every video on there that's tagged Evan Chef. Anything is not posted by me or from me.

[E]

Something that I thought was pretty funny after you commented on. On what he was wearing is yesterday. Oddly enough, Evan goes, ben, you think I'm a stinky boy now at 30? You should have smelt me at 13. I didn't change my underpants for 45 days.

[B]

I remember them. They were. They're from Old Navy. They were baby blue with gold with goldfish on them, not the inside. And I don't know what made me decide that they were, like, my lucky underwear. And it was during the summer, so for whatever reason I was just kept running them. Hit him with a little ax body spray.

[A]

You didn't wash them once?

[B]

No. And the craziest part about the whole thing, because I didn't do my own laundry, obviously. How did my mom.

[A]

That's what I'm wondering.

[B]

Not notice that there were no underwear in circulation?

[A]

She probably was just happy she wasn't washing skid marks out. She didn't want to ask questions.

[B]

I finally had to retire them because this is good. The. The undercarriage of. Of them literally just blew out. It was like. It was literally the outer seams and then, like, a middle stitch up the middle. It was like some misshapen thong. I just had to.

[E]

Oh, how long. How long did you do?

[A]

The word.

[B]

The worst thing is, is after that. After that run, I think I sent him into the laundry, and my mom's.

[C]

Like, these things are shred.

[B]

You have throw. I'm like, no, I got to keep those. I don't know. I think I. I think she washed him. I think I just, like, fired him back in the drawer. And like, they sat there for a while and toss. Too fat to fit them anymore.

[F]

How.

[E]

How bad did Those smell after 45 days of wearing them in the summer?

[B]

They smell fine. They smell like Axe body spray. No, they. They probably smelled exactly how you think they smell.

[A]

You can get, like, a rash doing that, like, sweaty ear and just wearing it constantly.

[B]

Building up my immune system at a young age.

[A]

That's probably true.

[E]

Were you running, like, the whole, like, wear them one way and then flip them inside out, and then you flip them backwards, and then you flip them backwards inside out.

[B]

That is a good way to get four days out of it, but I've never fully agreed with that, because then the part that was backwards the day before now is in the front. Like, it's not really a good method. Not at least not for.

[E]

Yeah, be bad hygiene.

[D]

I would just like to say I went and got Ken headphones, and he looked at them and didn't even put them on.

[A]

You don't even want the noise on Ken. Or you can ask questions about something we talked about five minutes ago.

[F]

I was trying to do more research on Evan's YouTube videos.

[A]

So did you show it the scootering one yet?

[F]

No, I'm still trying to find ones that haven't.

[A]

Look at this scooter montage.

[E]

What about the one that he wheelies down the hill?

[F]

I Haven't found that one yet.

[B]

Yeah, cuz it's private. Good luck.

[A]

Can we get back to. Can we get back to the guest here? Spencer's sitting here. Yeah. Are you guys going to argue this whole time or what am I doing here?

[C]

I'm just learning stuff about Evan. Might have been a little Cheeto back in the day.

[B]

Oh, isn't.

[C]

Isn't Axe body spray painful?

[E]

Coming.

[C]

Axe body spray kind of Cheeto?

[B]

Not when you're 13. That was the cool thing.

[C]

I had Old Spice. I thought in Canada AX was kind of Cheeto. Dude, Old Spice was the cool one.

[B]

Do you not remember the AX commercials in the mid 2000s? They were lit like double pits to chesty.

[C]

Oh, that's true. That's true.

[B]

Who is the moto guy that did one? It's probably Deegan.

[D]

Wait, did Sheckler come up with double pitch to Chesty?

[A]

That was just their slow.

[B]

But I think that like, I think every athlete there. There was a handful of them. I think they all did a double pitch to chest.

[C]

Yeah, it was Sean White. He did. He did some act stuff.

[E]

Did you?

[C]

Adam Jones.

[A]

That's right.

[D]

He came up with it. He was the first one to double pitch the Chesty. That's kind of legendary.

[C]

Yeah, that was pretty legendary.

[E]

Yeah, that one really stuck. Like, talk about somebody just doing something and then your brand is just like forever known. Yeah, dude, that does make X kind of cool.

[B]

I am literally having flashbacks of like the middle school locker room.

[A]

We just share a locker room with like this older. The older upperclassmen. And this one guy was just a bully. Like he would just like intimidate the younger, like everyone in my class in the locker room. So one day once they left, I took the ax thing and the. Oh, there's like holes and. Oh yeah, I just sprayed the whole bottle on his clothes.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And just left. And then the dude smell like AX for the rest of the day.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

But just for the love of the.

[A]

Game, I didn't even tell anyone. I didn't want to risk it. I was like, I'm going to get this guy. But obviously couldn't do anything. So I just.

[D]

Everybody's walking around, he's walking around. Everybody's telling him how good he smells.

[A]

You probably smell terrible. You put too much of that on your clothes. You smell terrible.

[C]

Gives you a headache too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Maybe gave him a headache for the rest of the day.

[C]

Yeah, that got it. That showed him.

[A]

I don't know. I thought I got him better. And your. Your guys reaction makes me Think I didn't really get them that good.

[D]

I feel like that's pretty good.

[B]

I made the horrible mistake of under my own will, just seeing if I could fit into a locker.

[D]

Oh, no.

[E]

And you had.

[A]

Push you in the locker.

[B]

They would not let me out. And all of a sudden, I was stuck in a Locke, and it was. It was after swimming. So I'm in my swim trunks in that cold little metal Speedo. No, no, no.

[C]

I was gonna say we had a.

[B]

We had a pool at our school.

[D]

You suck at swimming, dude.

[C]

You got it all backwards. You're wearing your Speedo out in public, but your swim trunks in the pool. You got to run it the opposite way.

[A]

So they left you in the locker for how long?

[B]

I mean, not that. Like, five minutes, but, like, I hardly fit.

[A]

That sounds terrible, dude. It was.

[F]

Crank would do.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you start to panic just a little. Like, I'm not overly claustrophobic, but I was. Yeah. And there's nothing you can do.

[A]

Like, did you start screaming?

[B]

Yeah. Trying to get the teacher to go.

[D]

Which I'm sure only made it funny.

[B]

They finally just let me out before, like, the gym teacher came in and someone got in trouble.

[A]

Do you eventually get used to getting stuffed in the locker?

[B]

No. It was literally the only time. And I just. I don't even know why I did. I'm like, oh, you think I get feet and I go in and that door clicks shut? I'm just like, no.

[E]

It's like when we put Mike in the trunk.

[B]

That would have been even scarier because it was dark. At least this had light coming in.

[E]

One time, I got put in a locker by they're my friends. I swear they're my friends. Forcefully, I think more of, like, the we should see if I could fit kind of things. And then they obviously lock you in. They lock me in, and I start squirming naturally.

[A]

Let me out.

[E]

Let me out. Banging on it, you know, trying to get out. And then it opens up, and I, like, fall out. And there's a teacher standing there, right? And she starts yelling at me for making a ruckus in the locker. I was like, this is my fault. I was stuffed. I was stuck in the locker.

[B]

You need to be quiet.

[C]

There's class in session.

[E]

I was like, I wasn't stoked about being stuck in there.

[F]

So what.

[B]

What went on in Canadia schools? Some same. Same type of stuff. Old Spice instead.

[C]

Yeah, Old Spice Ax. There were some acts. There's some acts getting locked in lockers. Dude, the one thing That I. I was hustling in. In like, elementary, middle school because I was going all these dirt bike races and they're all monster sponsored. So I was getting flats and flats of Red Bull and Monster, and I would take it and fill my locker, and kids would meet me at my locker at like, I'd text them a time and they'd come and meet me and I'd sell them a monster elementary in middle school for sure. Like, seven, eight, nine. There's one name. This one kid named Kyle, of course.

[A]

He was born.

[C]

I remember him. His name was Kyle Jones. And he wore purple shoes. Purple fallen shoes. Well, that's not.

[A]

Dude sounds pretty cool.

[B]

Jamie Thomas, great shoes.

[C]

And he would come to my locker every single day and he'd be like, yo, dude, you got a monster. He's like, I got four bucks. And I'd give him a monster every day. And I always had it stacked because I was at all these races. And that's when they would hand it out for free everywhere.

[E]

Really.

[C]

Just a hot dude. I was like hustling Monster in Red Bull.

[E]

So hard tax on that?

[C]

No, no, that was just. That was all under the table.

[B]

You ever get caught up getting high in your own supply?

[C]

No, no, I never drank them. I never drank them because my parents were like, well, you can take them, but don't drink them or whatever. And then. And then here's the best part.

[A]

Here's them. Just sell them at school.

[C]

Yeah, just sell them at school. So here's the best part. So I'm like grade 10, 11, and 12. I'm racing in the States and all now I'm learning that everybody's, like, smoking cigars, like wine cigars and chewing tobacco. But in Canada, right then they banned flavor nicotine. So I'm going to the States every weekend and I'm getting my allotment on chewing tobacco. Like cope mint coke, wintergreen, getting all the flavors, stuffing my boots full with it. And my parents are buying it for me. I'm only 16 or 17 because I was like, with it. No, I was like. I was like, hey, like, my buddies want me to get like some. Some, like, coke for them. Like, will you buy it and I'll take it to them? And they're like, yeah, sure, we'll buy it. But, like, you can't do it. And I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it anyways. I didn't want to do it anyways. So I was buying, like a tin or I was buying a log for like 20 bucks or whatever how much it was. And I was selling a tin for $25. So I was making 100, like $25.

[B]

What was that? 20 US and then 25 Canadian. We got to be specific.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, that's when the dollar. This is like when the dollar was super close. So it was almost. No, it was the opposite. So it was better to buy stuff in the US Than Canada.

[F]

So.

[C]

So I was hustling.

[E]

You were slinging them out of your locker still?

[C]

Well, no, by that time, my parents had bought up like a sprinter. Like, your guys is black. A black sprinter. And I was driving that to school every day.

[E]

He was a straight up dealer, dude.

[C]

I was a actual dealer. And there's kids that were like, buy. They're like, dude, buying a log a week in high school, chewing a log a week in high school is like kind of gnarly.

[E]

So you were just.

[C]

I was raking it, dude. I was making. I was like making like a couple hundred bucks a month off kids buying like tins for me in high school. I tell my parents, I'd be like, hey, I'll give you like 40 bucks. Every time.

[A]

Your parents were getting into this with you.

[C]

Well, it wasn't like, what do your.

[A]

Parents do for a living? Or maybe don't answer on here. Maybe don't answer on here.

[C]

Hey, nobody's gonna turn down a free forty dollar bill.

[E]

Hey, forty dollars is forty dollars.

[C]

Forty dollars is forty dollars.

[D]

Dude, you were like Copenhagen's youngest sponsored athlete.

[C]

Dude, I was just trying to go racing. Just trying to go racing.

[A]

Expensive. It's expensive.

[C]

Just trying to buy that grips for my dirt bike and some tires.

[A]

Well, let's, let's get into your racing a little bit. So how the did you get this good at dirt bikes? So obviously you were racing initially. Was it always enduro? Because you're, you're, you were a professional. You still are a professional enduro cross rider.

[C]

Well, yeah.

[E]

What the was so funny about that?

[C]

Just like, how do you get so good at dirt bikes?

[A]

Like, what you do is like, just pretty broad spectrum dirt bikes. Like, you're not like, you can race. You can ride on the roof of Pizza Hut. You're dirt biking.

[C]

Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm just biking.

[A]

Yeah, you're dirty.

[C]

I'm just. Yeah, honestly. So I've always, I've always grew up with bikes. Like, my parents got me a bike when I was three and they took me to the track in Canada and I was like begging them to go get a bike. So they got me a quad. Dude, I was pissed. I woke up on my birthday and there was a quad there. And I was like, this is not a bike.

[E]

How old were you?

[C]

Like three.

[B]

I might be three, but I know this is wrong.

[C]

Dude, I was so mad. They bought me a quad. And then I started riding the quad, and I rolled it off a bridge, and I was stuck. No, by accident. I got stuck under it. So then my grandpa was on a ride on mower, and I rolled off the bridge on our little property, and I was stupid. So then they realized that the quad was too dangerous, and then they bought me a bike, finally.

[D]

That's why a lot of people don't ride quads.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So dangerous. You know they don't.

[B]

Can you imagine if you scale up the quads, dude? It might be just like, imagine riding.

[C]

Nothing, dude, instead of me and Evan riding dirt bikes on the top of the Pizza plate. Pizza Ranch. It would have been mean, Ryan. Riding quads on the top of pizza?

[A]

We probably wouldn't even know you.

[E]

You guys been in the parking lot just spinning donuts, doing two wheels.

[C]

Dude, Ryan, if I was a quarter, I would have hit Pizza Ranch with you.

[D]

Thanks, dog.

[C]

So you start racing? Started racing dirt bikes at three. At four, and I went to, like, my first couple races, and I. I. Dude, I used to be such a bad kid in school and.

[E]

Yeah, I know. You kind of figure that one out.

[C]

Yeah, no, like, young age. Like 4, 5, 6.

[E]

Kicked out or.

[A]

What were you doing? I don't know.

[C]

I was just silly stringing silly putty.

[E]

Little wristbands, like the. The shape. Silly dinosaur, silly bands.

[C]

Yeah, I was super adhd. But the only thing that I was stoked about was riding bikes. So I would, like, fake sick and not be sick, and then my parents would stay home from work, whatever to keep me, and then I'd just go ride. And my mom. I don't know how they would let me ride, but I would. I would fake sick and I wouldn't go to school, but then I'd somehow, at the end of the day, start feeling better. Like halfway through.

[E]

You might get taken away from your.

[A]

Parents at the age of 25. They take him away, put him in social services.

[E]

You never know.

[A]

Canada might do that shit.

[E]

Your parents right now might do that. Are just, like, punching the tv. Shut up. Shut up.

[A]

Your first podcast ever. You're doing this?

[C]

Dude, I was just. I just wanted to ride my bike. I didn't want to be at school with a bunch of kids drawing pictures.

[A]

And that's fair.

[E]

Hey, to be fair, it did work out for you. But, okay, so you're skipping school. You're all of a sudden feeling better at the end of the day.

[C]

So, yeah, I was riding whatever started racing, and then I switched. I had a friend get hurt. I was always racing moto because I thought moto was so cool, and I thought off road was so lame, so I raced moto. And then one of my friends got hurt, and my parents were like, all right, we don't want to see you get hurt, so we're not going to do moto anymore. So then they started making me ride off road, and then I thought it was so lame. I was like, oh. Like, they wanted to take me on trail rides. And it was so hard. And I was like, I could never pick up my bike because I've. I'm just. I'm not a huge guy, and I was never huge when I was little either. So I could never pick up my bike or start my bike, and I just hated it. And then, I don't know, like, sick. 15, 16. I. Right when I got my license, I started, like, just going to the track every day and just riding a lot. And then that's when I started taking racing seriously. And I was. I'd always done everything. Like, dude, I used to cross country, ski, race. I used to raise moto. I used to ski. I used to snowboard. Like, just, like, cross country at school. Badminton, volleyball. Like, I was always just doing, like, every single sport possible.

[E]

Are you one of those guys that's just good at everything? Like, pretty talented?

[C]

I'm not good at everything, but I've done everything, and I. I want to be good at it. So, like, I always had, like, a skateboard, and I always had to, like, be the best out of all my friends because I hated, like, them being better than me. Like, if. Like, if one of my friends showed up to the skate park and hit a kickflip on his skateboard for the first time, I'd go home and practice that. And the next time I show up, I'd be doing, like, a varial kickflip or something. Like, I was always just trying to, like, one up my buddies, I guess.

[E]

Sounds like my buddy Evan. But I was about to say, just never figured out how to. How to ride skateboard.

[B]

Yeah, the skate skateboard is my week.

[E]

Still working on it.

[C]

So I did, like, everything. Like, I'm the same as Evan. Like, I was ripping scooters. I was like, mountain biking, BMXing like anything I could get. I was trying to do one.

[B]

If you were going to do it at all.

[C]

Rollerblade? Yeah, I roller. Like, not legit rollerblade, but I had some and I like ripped them. Like doing three 60s and stuff.

[B]

But like, if you did it at all, as soon as you got a taste, you're like, it's no fun to suck at this.

[C]

You at least want to like that.

[A]

That is a serious. I think that's like a good point though. Like, it all kind of adds up together and it creates like a well rounded individual. And that's why I think multi athlete.

[C]

Like when I cr. Like I've crashed in every single sport. Some of my friends are in the best in the world at dirt biking, but they crash and they'll break their wrists. And I do the same crash, maybe even bigger, and I don't get hurt. But I've also like crashed doing everything. Every single sport. I feel like. So I've like just built just like a. A muscle memory of like how to crash or how to do like, different.

[B]

Weird.

[A]

Dude, you're like a cat.

[C]

Yeah, you are. Like, I feel like a cat too. Like, I feel like I could just like jump out of a tree and somehow land on my feet. Like, it's weird, dude.

[B]

Like off a Zorba sign.

[C]

Well, there clip. Yeah, there's probably clips of us on the Zorba. How the hell did you guys end.

[E]

Up on the Zorba?

[C]

Well, so we're gonna get fucking banned.

[D]

They were kissing on top of the Zorbas.

[B]

Kissing the last time. I went, no, we were hugging on.

[C]

Top of the service sign. It's literally a two by six. That's a hug.

[B]

Are we kissing the last time?

[A]

That's why I go home after 10.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I said, I will never do this again because that board is rotten with conduit.

[E]

Kiss me on the Zorba, yo.

[A]

You're the closest thing to him.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

They wanted the whole Zorbas to see. I get up there and kiss.

[B]

I can't believe it didn't break. Like, this board is.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Every time you sit there and I go, I do it like five times. I'm like, I'm never doing that again. Because when that gives up there five.

[F]

Times, you're gonna have to like start putting spikes on that thing. So you stop going up.

[E]

Like, the birds, like, squeeze the bowl.

[B]

It kind of gets everybody going. They finish their jake, they're like, heck yeah.

[C]

And they go, dude, everybody was stoked. There was like 15 people around filming.

[A]

It was crazy owner out there filming too.

[B]

I think he was pretending he didn't know what was happening. I also told him I wasn't going to do it anymore. And then like a half hour later, I think you.

[E]

Both of you guys up there kissing.

[B]

There was no kiss.

[A]

Can we.

[E]

I'm not even mad. I'm just more. I'm just more confused.

[D]

Just happy for you.

[B]

That was a survival tactic. We two people on a rotted out.

[C]

No, we need a line.

[A]

They were gonna die.

[E]

We had to kiss.

[D]

We couldn't leave it on the table.

[C]

It's gonna be our last kid.

[A]

Dude, I think you get some pole around there, Evan, just because you spend so much money there. They're like, that's Evan. Just let him do what he wants.

[D]

If he wants to kiss on this.

[A]

If he wants to go up on the roof, let him do it.

[E]

I guess.

[A]

I don't know.

[E]

I.

[B]

There's some crazy guy on the side. Oh, no, that's just Evan.

[C]

He says he's going to jump. I said, dude, I was trying to jump. I was so scared. Like, we were hugging and the board was so small. And, like, Evan was pushing me up and he was pushing me up, and I was like, dude, I got to jump. I got to jump. Like, I have.

[B]

You can't. We're 15ft.

[E]

Like, were you liquored up?

[C]

No, I was so.

[B]

One of us trying to kiss you.

[C]

He was trying to kiss me.

[E]

I'm more concerned that you were sober doing all this.

[C]

Well, he just invited me up and I was like, I didn't think it was going to be that bad until I got up there. And then I got up there and I was like, holy shit, dude.

[B]

And the worst part, the light is blinding you, so you can't really see. You can't even see anybody. The bugs are so thick around that spotlight. They're just in your mouth. Oh, yeah. I mean, and they're in your eyes. It's terrible, dude.

[C]

It's terrible up there.

[E]

It's so bad up there.

[D]

There's a sweaty, stinky boy trying to.

[A]

Kiss you, like, three nights a week.

[B]

I'm so concerned about spending, like, getting down safely. I'm like, you can't jump. You got to swing over to the pole.

[C]

And, dude, Evan actually, like, he was holding on to me. Like, he was so comforting, too.

[E]

He's like a little nugget. Warm body.

[C]

He's like. He's like, wait, don't jump.

[E]

Cinder block.

[C]

He's like, don't jump. Just come in Closer.

[B]

Don't jump.

[E]

Evan, I didn't know you got gay at elevated surface.

[C]

When it rains and when he gets.

[A]

When he gets up on the side.

[B]

I didn't want to send you back to Canada with a blown out ankle.

[E]

Don't jump.

[A]

Don't jump.

[C]

Just get closer.

[H]

Bro.

[B]

I'm so concerned about spending jumping and hurting himself. I think. I don't really remember exactly what happened because I think he was getting down safely. And I got absolutely bodied into the swamp.

[E]

And there's a clip.

[C]

And there is a clip. Dude, he fell into the reverb.

[A]

I swear, you get more beat up off camera.

[C]

I'm down, safe. I got down and I was safe, and I had. I forgot Evan was still up there. And I look back and I see, like, a body falling through the air. And then I see a bunch of like. Like reeds and, like, cattails flying all over the place.

[D]

That's what I wake up to, is a video of Evan falling eight feet to the ground into the swamp.

[E]

We found out that Ryan doesn't know how to get down from elevated surfaces either.

[B]

Bro, that was hilarious. What do you mean?

[D]

I got down just fine. Yeah.

[E]

Like seven minutes later.

[D]

Take it slow.

[B]

You look like the little kid. Like, reminds me of Aiden when he climbs a tree and he's so excited to get up there, and then he's as high as he's gonna go, and he looks around and then just. I don't know what I'm doing.

[E]

He's just like.

[B]

You just freeze up.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

When you were hanging. When you were hanging off the rope of Pizza Ranch and your legs were dangling, it was awkward to. I don't know what to do. And we're just like, just. Just drop.

[A]

Just.

[E]

You're like 6 inches off from just getting down. I don't know what's underneath me. The ground.

[C]

It's scary, though. It's scary. And there's sharp edge. You're hanging off too, man.

[B]

Not his blind. I'll give him the benefit of that.

[C]

Blind.

[B]

Blind. You had to go, like tin roof, which was slippery, to an air conditioning unit. To the ground, it was.

[C]

Imagine being 15ft up, blinded by the light, with a sweaty guy trying to hug you.

[B]

But yeah.

[C]

Anyways, the bike stuff.

[E]

Yes, yes. Yeah. Go back to it. Let's hear it, I think. Oh, yeah, don't skip ahead, though.

[A]

I'm.

[C]

No, we were running through the whole timeline here. We'll go through the whole timeline.

[B]

So, yeah, Mike Church.

[C]

Whatever.

[D]

Copenhagen.

[C]

At 3, I started selling whatever, trying to race dirt bikes. And then 16, 17, I was like, should I go pro skiing or should I go pro dirt biking? And then I was like, what a dilemma. I wasn't that good. But like, I had gone to some, like, ski camps and I'd gone to some dirt bike camps, and I liked them equally. Both. I think any way I would have went, I would have been pro. Like, I have like that mindset. Like, I agree anything that I do, I want to be the best at. And like, I don't want to like half ass anything. So if I would have gone and been like, I could have been a skater, I could have been a skier. But like, the wheels have always been like kind of my thing. Like, I always mountain biked and like dirt biked and did whatever on the wheels. So then 16, 17, I start racing in the U.S. i got good enough in Canada that I could win like some local stuff. And then I was like, what's the next step? It's the U.S. so then started going to the U.S. got good, and then I got picked up by my first team in the US when I was 17 for what it was a KTM satellite team out of Washington. And in enduro cross. Yeah, enduro cross and hard enduro.

[E]

What's enduro cross?

[C]

Enduro cross is like man made obstacles in a stadium with like 16 riders on the track. It's like cutthroat. Everybody's like slamming each other. There's crashes everywhere. And we're hitting like huge rock lines, like big tractor tires. And you're doing it for like seven minutes. And there's three motos. And whoever does the best in the three motos wins the overall.

[E]

Whoever gets the farthest.

[C]

Yeah, there's like logs, water logs, water crossings, like rocks, cars. Sometimes like just weird obstacles. So I started doing that and then I went to a desert race in Arizona and I won it. And then the team was like, hey, you won this race, you should go to the next one. So the next one was in Vegas. Went and won the next race in Vegas. And this is like desert racing. So I had, I had an enduro cross bike which was set up different. I had a hard enduro bike, which hard enduro is like big mountain skiing. We're going up like, like huge mountains. You don't even know what you're gonna see. You could see like a five foot water crossing, river crossing, or you could find like a rock wall that isn't even rideable sometimes. And we have to help lift our bikes up. Like you have to get there and like Second, first, second and third. And whoever will help each other sometime. Like, the tracks are that gnarly. They're super grueling. We're out there for five hours. Like, it's gnarly. It's some of the gnarliest. Like riding you can do super hard on your body. I was doing that and I had a bike for that. And then I was racing desert. So like, I was riding a lot of motocross.

[E]

Baja.

[C]

Not Baja, but like kind of like Baja like sand whoops and like just like a moto track with no jumps, but through the desert. So kind of gnarly, like rocks and stuff. And So I did three series, and then that year was 2018. I won a U.S. works championship. That was like, right when I was a guy. Like, I'm actually getting good at dirt biking. It was weird. I'd come off at the race and I would tell my parents, I'd be like, I'd win and I'd beat all these like, super fast kids. And they're like, how do you feel? And I was like, I feel like I'm not that fast. And they're like, yeah, but you won. But I was just getting so good that like, it was like becoming effortlessly. I did that year. And then the next year I got sick. And that was Covid 2019. No, 2019 I got sick and I was just like. I went from being like a really, really fast rider and I just could, like, my training went downhill. I got really sick and then covet happened and then I was like, I need to start finding something to do because I couldn't race as much because I got super sick. So then I was like, maybe I should start YouTube. So I started vlogging the races, which is like, was sideline. No, no, I was racing them, but I was like vlogging everything I would do, so I would go. Then it got hard because I was driving to the races. I was mechanicing on my own bikes. I was filming my own vlogs, editing my own vlogs, like, getting my own sponsorships because I didn't get a team because I.

[A]

So you fell off the team?

[C]

I fell off the team after I got sick.

[A]

Were you getting paid back before you got sick?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

So, like, that was your full time job?

[C]

I missed the first semester of grade 12, my graduation year, because I was in the US racing dirt bike series. So it was weird. Like, I graduated high school with all my friends, but I was gone for half the year. And then I just came back, graduated with them. And then went back to the US and kept racing.

[D]

How much were you making? Like a senior in high school when you're running full time moto.

[C]

So that year I won a chance. I think that year I was like 50 or 40k us. I was only working. It was good. It was really. It was really good. And then I was working. I had this program at high school where I didn't have to take options and I could work in the afternoon. So I'd go to. I'd go to class 9am to 12, and at lunch I would leave and I'd go to a dirt bike dealership and I'd work as a. An apprentice mechanic. And I was getting hours into my blue book, and I was like, maybe I'll be a dirt bike mechanic when I'm older. So I was building hours so I could go and just test my first year as a mechanic. And then I just was like. By that point, I was so sick and tired of working on my bike and other people's bike. I was just like, I cannot be a mechanic. So I bailed on the mechanic thing. But I was working all through high school, and I was the only kid in high school out of all my friends that had money because I was winning races and making money. I was working from lunchtime till six every single day. So I was making like 18 bucks an hour every day for like the whole grade 11, grade 12. From 2020, I started making YouTube videos. They're not even anything crazy, but, like, just vlogs behind the scenes of what it's like to be, like a pro racer. And that helped me with my sponsorship. And then I started building, like, my own platforms. And then at that point, I had met Buttery Films in California, which a lot of people know. He's like a legend on YouTube. Like, honestly, dirt bike community legend. Just.

[A]

Honestly, everybody knows him.

[C]

Vlog legend.

[E]

He's been on the podcast.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Did you know. Did you know him like, before you met him? Obviously you KNEW he was YouTubing and, like, doing his stuff?

[C]

Yeah, I knew who he was. The way I met him was I met Medium Boy because he was filming back then, and he came to film my KTM team's photo shoot. And that's how I met him.

[B]

He got hired to do it.

[C]

So he got hired to film my photo shoot. And this is when I was the champion too. So I had like, the number one on my bike and stuff. And then he was like, taking all these sick videos and photos and whatever, and then he's like, we're gonna go see Young Pinch in in San Diego tonight. Like, you should come. So then I was like. I was like, yeah, I'll come. And then I went and I met Buttery and, like, all the California kids. And then we started doing this thing. We'd go to the tracks, and the tracks would be perfectly groomed and perfect, but there'd be some huge rock in the parking lot. And I'd look at it and be like, dude, I think I can hit that. And he's like, what do you mean you think you can hit that? And I'm like, dude, like, I think I can ride my bike over that rock. And he's like, all right, let's film it. And then we started going all these tracks, and I was just hitting these weird obstacles, like rocks in the parking lot, and, like, started, like, jumping out of cars. And I, like. I think in, like, 2020, I rode my dirt bike through his house and did wheelies in his kitchen. Like, I was doing circle wheelies in his kitchen. And it was just like. I don't know. We just started hitting weird stuff, and that's the way. And then.

[A]

You're the king of that, dude. I think that's the king.

[E]

That's your MO, dude.

[C]

Now we're riding on Pizza Ranch.

[B]

One thing leads to another.

[C]

I've always been a racer, but now I'm just like. I honestly like it more just doing, like, fun stuff. Next weekend, I'm racing a Red Bull race, and I just came and rode on the roof of a pizza ranch.

[A]

You're training.

[C]

No other pro is gonna. Like, I'm in the pro class. No other pro is doing that. Like, they're all at the gym training right now, and I'm, like, on a podcast, hitting pizza ranches and throwing bowling balls through TVs.

[A]

That's why we get.

[E]

Those guys aren't friends with us. That's why we like you, Spinny. You have the talent, but you're also a good time. Yeah, you're not. You're, like, taking yourself too serious. Like, I'm a pro. I can't be riding dirt bikes on top of pizza ranches, dude.

[C]

I don't really have as many sponsors anymore because the race.

[H]

The.

[C]

Some of the companies in the industry are, like, super racy, and they're like, oh, that's kind of dumb or whatever. Like, but some companies think it's sick. So I just, like, prioritize myself around the companies like that. Think that's cool. Like, you guys have Kenda helping you out. They help me out a bunch, and they're, like, stoked on it. They're like, yeah, you just rode a dirt bike through a host. Like, they think that's sick. So now I'm like, I cater my whole, like, sponsorship program to suit, like, what I'm gonna do, because I know what I'm doing. But then also, like, I'm gonna go and do a world championship in Europe, but I'm also, like, gonna go hit a Red Bull race in Tennessee and then film dumb stuff with you guys.

[A]

Just down for it all, dude.

[C]

I'm just down for anything, honestly.

[A]

So, like, you got this. Well, we've had a few now in the time of us knowing you, but you have these moto vans, and they're built out for, like, sleeping in. You can haul all your bikes.

[E]

Like.

[A]

Like, I go and I look in it.

[B]

What does more than sleep in those.

[A]

As you would imagine.

[C]

You can cook in them.

[B]

You can do it.

[E]

You can everything.

[C]

Cleaning them. You can do anything. Anyways.

[A]

Anyways, it's interesting, though. Like, you go in there and, like, how well thought out they are, and, like, you could live.

[E]

You.

[A]

You live out of that thing for the most part, and you're just going all over the United States in it, which is just. I mean, I think it's super interesting. And you. You've been everywhere.

[C]

It's kind of a weird lifestyle, like, moto community.

[A]

You're by yourself, too, for the most.

[C]

Part, Meeting up with your friends.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Through biking and just racing friends all over the country. I don't call myself a couch surfer, but, like, they became, like, family friends just from racing. So, like, if I go past their house and I don't stop, they'll be like, what, you're in my town and you got a hotel? Like. Like, we're not friends. And I'm like, yeah, like, dude, like, if you want me to come stay, I'll come stay. So then.

[A]

Well, it's because you're a good time.

[E]

Like, yeah, yeah. Some people just have that about them where it's just like, bro, we love it when you come to town and hang out with us, and you are always, always welcome. The door's always open. And that's where, like, yeah, if you drove through the town and you didn't stop, I'd be like, whoa. It would be a little weird.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. I'd be like, what?

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

So I don't know. I just. Now, I. I do have a van. I got a bed in there. The bed gets Used sometimes, but this. Dude, why are you looking at me.

[E]

So revved up after talking about the sign kiss.

[B]

Oh, my God. I have nothing to add to this.

[C]

But that's the moto. The mo. Honestly, the moto lifestyle. It's kind of like a surf lifestyle, you know? Like, it's just like, super chill, laid back. Like, we're all just doing the same thing, just hanging. And, you know, like, any of my friends, if they want to come to Canada, I'm like, dude, you have to come to Canada. We got an extra room at the house. They come, stay for a week. We go hit the mountains, do whatever. Show them. Show them the Canada dream.

[E]

And in Calgary.

[C]

Yeah, Calgary.

[E]

Dude, what's the one race in Europe somewhere? That's super legendary. Harrisburg.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Have you done that?

[C]

No, I need to. I. I want to do it.

[E]

Dude, when you do it. That'd be sick if we, like, flew out and filmed it and maybe put Evan in it.

[C]

Dude, no.

[B]

Can we do this? Can we actually run this in 27?

[A]

I'll take this.

[B]

No, no, I'm gonna need that.

[E]

What if we put Mike in it?

[B]

Good luck.

[C]

Dude, I'm not even kidding you. Like, if I had more money, I would do everything.

[B]

Six days.

[C]

Six days. Team Canada. I could do it, but it's like 30 grand.

[A]

The race, one race. 30 grand?

[C]

Yeah, because you have to. What are you paying for? So it's six days racing in the row, and you ride for seven hours a day.

[B]

It's literally insane. It's like the Iron man races, six days, but they also have an Erzberg bike as well.

[C]

So you have to. You have to buy a brand new bike, which is like.

[D]

Do you have to run the ktm?

[C]

No, no, you can buy it. You can buy any bike.

[B]

I was like, you have to buy.

[C]

You can't go and ride for six days straight on a used bike.

[B]

You start.

[C]

It was at the bottom of the pole.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You start with a brand new bike, zero hours. And when you're done six days riding in a row, it has, like, 40 hours on it.

[A]

That sounds like maybe even more that we'd buy.

[C]

Maybe even more than 40 hours. But that's like, in six days. 40 hours.

[A]

And it's probably.

[C]

That's a lot work. And you're like, yeah, you're racing it. So, like, where's that at? Every year it switches. I think this year it's like, what.

[B]

Do you keep looking at me for? Cj, Sorry to interrupt, but it was in.

[A]

I'm sorry, Ivan. Why'd you interrupt them? I was just. I just thinking about Evan, how he was saying, like, he doesn't have a lot of time to race anymore. He used to race. I'm like, well, here we go. Enter in this race.

[C]

You're gonna have, dude, Evan straight arriving Erzberg.

[B]

Rodeo time is just an excuse for being fat.

[C]

So many people ask me, they're like, oh, you gotta come do this race. You gotta come do that race. But I can only do so much. I'm just a regular guy with a motovan, you know?

[E]

That's true. You can't drive the motor.

[C]

I can't drive my motor down there.

[B]

Isn't there a ferry or something you could take? She flies you over there.

[E]

Yo, Spenny. Just tearing up Europe with the moto van.

[C]

That'd be the dream. If I could ship that thing to Europe and rip around.

[D]

They make moto vans over there.

[B]

I was gonna say, you need to buy one.

[E]

Yeah, you could.

[C]

You could.

[E]

That would be pretty awesome, though, if we went to Europe. We've never been to Europe, so it'd.

[A]

Be kind of good.

[E]

Yeah, we gotta go do something like that.

[B]

Amsterdam.

[C]

I've been so last year.

[E]

You want to do in Amsterdam?

[B]

Hang around, Just check it out.

[C]

Signs to climb up on do probably.

[B]

Right on a pizza ranch.

[C]

They got pizza ranches down there. We could ride on one kfc.

[B]

We'll find something to do.

[C]

So, yeah, I got a weird resume now, you know? Like, I probably have the weirdest resume out of any pro that I hang out with.

[A]

100. Yeah, I'd agree. I mean, most of them probably would be like, I guess just nervous to. To do anything.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

For.

[D]

To do a 180.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

Pizza ranch. It's like, it's not worth it.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

And now I just, like, I've hit so much random stuff. Like, I can look at. And you guys have seen it. I look at something and I'm like, all right, I can do that. And you guys are like, I don't know. It seems a little sketchy.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Usually we don't want you to get hurt.

[A]

I know something for our video. And, like, I just am looking.

[C]

I would never go too hard, though. I never go too hard where I'm like, think I'm actually going to really get hurt.

[A]

I just don't expect you to do anything. I just like, if you think.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

When you're confident about something and it.

[C]

Makes me second guess. I know they don't really even wrap.

[B]

Their head around, like, the Trials bike thing. And you're like, I got this.

[E]

Are you sure?

[B]

Like, just chill. Roll the camera. Let me run this.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[A]

Once you say that, then I'm like, all right, it was Rol.

[C]

Yeah, that's true. That's true. But I. I got a weird confidence now where I'm just like, most things I look at. If I think if I'm like, oh, I can hit that, then I'm like, usually good to hit it. But if I'm like, look at it, I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about this one, boys. Like, it probably isn't gonna go, but.

[E]

I can't imagine what that looks like for how many things that you have done just effortlessly for you to look at and go, I don't know, boys. It'd have to be like a three story brick wall. Do you think that you'd still probably hop up, you could make it to the top?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

If you just throw a log at the bottom, I'll pop off it.

[D]

Just.

[A]

Do you have a stick? That's what you'd say.

[B]

That is crazy.

[A]

Oh, yeah, there's a. There's like a small twig right here.

[E]

Yeah, perfect. Put that down right there. Yeah, that's what you do.

[C]

I literally did that. Ben's like, where you want this? He's like, you want this stick right here? And I'm like, yeah. He's like, this stick right here? And I'm like, yeah, just put it right here. And he's like, right here. Like, are you sure?

[B]

Right, dude? Or on the van. You're like, oh, man, I think I gotta, like, shovel up a lip. You put like, two scoops of dirt on it. Literally dialed. I mean, shoveling for an hour, like, you're gonna build some jump.

[C]

Evan was literally out there with the skid steer, prepping the van jump for probably 30 minutes to an hour. And I was like. I went over and looked at it, and he's like, how does that look? And I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna get a shovel and fix it up real quick. I took a shovel, literally put two piles of dirt, and just kicked it in with my foot and then hit it. I believe.

[B]

So I did good. I was real close.

[E]

You were close.

[D]

You talked about, like, maybe being a skier. Then you decided to go pro dirt bike. What do you think would have gotten more chicks?

[C]

Dirt bikes, dude. Dirt bikers don't get chicks.

[E]

You must not be.

[C]

I don't get Chicks, Really?

[D]

I'm on the road.

[C]

It's lonely on the road, but I'd love to have a nice girl in the. In the passenger seat. I got an open seat down to Town Hop. Passenger doors always open. Back doors always open too. If you got a bike. If you got a bike, that is.

[E]

You're falling asleep.

[A]

It's Evan.

[E]

Yeah, it's lucky underwear.

[C]

If you see a motovan with a SW17 sticker parked at a flying J, the doors are always open.

[B]

Oh, my goodness.

[C]

Dude, I don't know. Skiers. Skiers rip. I think if I could be one person that was, like, good at something, I'd probably choose golf.

[A]

Really?

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's the lightest duty on your body and you make the most money.

[C]

I know. Dude. I wake, I roll up in the morning out of bed, my. I gotta like. I need a ratchet straps to pull my body out of bed because I'm so sore.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Dude, I'm so sore. My hips hurt, my back hurts, my neck hurts, my shoulders hurt. Dude, you guys don't even know this. I've had a hernia since March last year. I got tendinosis in both my shoulders. I've never even had an injury in my shoulders, but I. They're injured from just riding too much.

[E]

Really? Yeah.

[D]

The last, like, hour of you talking about how sick it is to be a moto guy, I was like, I should.

[C]

Should I should do.

[D]

Obviously I cannot because I'm an idiot.

[B]

As long as.

[D]

It sounds so sick. And then you start talking about how much pain you're. And I'm like, oh, okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

No, it is sick. It is sick. It's sick to like.

[D]

Yeah, it is.

[C]

It's sick to just hit cool. I'm gonna be honest. But at the same time, like, you.

[E]

Gotta look in the mirror, Ryan.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Know when you're not that guy.

[D]

Dude, I know I'm not, but it's.

[A]

In like, some moto.

[C]

I actually.

[A]

Just imagine like a full.

[E]

Set of moto gear. I've seen it before, and I would like to not think about it.

[B]

Put a trailer hitch on the Corvette.

[C]

Bike hauler. Joe Hauler on the Joe Hauler on the Corvette.

[B]

You could just pull up in the rig, take like one lap, just chill, put out the vibe. You'd pick up some chicks for sure.

[D]

Absolutely. The most punchable guy.

[C]

Dude, no, but wait. Something about the moto guys getting chicks. This is something that I. I hang out with a lot of moto guys. And normally chicks think that moto guys are the Creepiest dudes that they've talked to. Like, they're like. Like, I've talked to some girls, and they're like, you're a moto dude. And they're like, oh, that's such a red flag. Like, I dated a motor good dude. He's a douchebag. And I'm just like, oh, okay.

[D]

You tell him it's a red flag. They dated a motor.

[C]

I'm like, wait, I'm not a moto guy. I'm an enduro guy.

[B]

Unbelievable, dude.

[C]

Moto guys, some of them are gnarly. They're gnarly.

[A]

I'd say all of them are.

[C]

I don't know. They're just gnarly. Like, they're just different.

[B]

Different breed.

[C]

Just. It's just a different breed. Like, you just are smelling gas all day. You're getting covered in oil and stuff.

[B]

What are you talking about? You run electric, bro.

[C]

I know I run electric, but I'm still. It's like, still like to smell it when I'm at the races.

[E]

Get a quick whiff.

[C]

I still got the two. Smoke.

[B]

No, I know, I know.

[F]

Go on Their huff a little bit. It so feeling.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

So Spenny's riding a Stark. We have two sparks.

[B]

Shout out Stark. Not spark.

[A]

Stark riding a spark jet ski. That's a spark.

[B]

The first time you said Stark. The second time you said spark.

[E]

I'm confused myself.

[C]

You don't want those things to spark.

[E]

No, you. You don't. Don't. Water and batteries do not mix. You get fire. No, Spenny's on the. On the Stark. What do you think of electric taking over? Like, the power sports world?

[C]

It's never. I don't think it's ever gonna take everything over. It's gonna be its own thing. Like, it's just like a leaf blower. Like, some people like the electric ones, some people like the gas ones. You know, like, they're just different.

[B]

Bro, put it on the table.

[A]

I don't think it's that funny.

[B]

It's funny.

[A]

You're interrupting the podcast.

[C]

CJ dialing in.

[A]

What is wrong with that?

[C]

He's dialing in Cheeto.

[A]

Do you. You don't even know what that is.

[B]

It's an ionizer. Then what is it?

[D]

Do you have an app on your phone that tells you what's happening inside of that water bottle?

[B]

Change the color of the light.

[A]

One second. No, I can't. That means it's running out.

[B]

I do apologize, Spencer, but I found it awfully hard to concentrate when CJ Was using this pretend toy.

[A]

It doesn't make me feel healthier, but I'm hoping it will.

[F]

What's the brand called?

[B]

Fisher Price Eco Go.

[F]

What is it?

[A]

Eco Go.

[D]

What's the. The thing you do that makes you feel the healthiest?

[C]

You think just being sober.

[A]

Boom. Drinking water.

[E]

This guy on the end over here.

[A]

Hey, you invited him.

[E]

He's such a pervert.

[A]

No.

[E]

Dude, is it raining outside right now?

[C]

No, I'm serious. I think being sober, like not drinking, not everything like nicotine, chewing tobacco, zins. I drink rarely, but anything else I like don't ever do. But I don't think it's like it's not gonna help you out there, dude.

[D]

What's the second thing?

[B]

I don't think it's breaking something else.

[A]

Something else.

[D]

Gotta be something else you're doing, dude.

[B]

Something more practical.

[A]

Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna play this. Play this for you. It's a short little thing because I know you can't read, Evan. And I'm gonna have it into the mic and then everyone will hear you.

[D]

Drink your sparkly water, Evan. And then you might.

[A]

This isn't sparkly water, dude. It just tastes like normal water.

[B]

I got bubbles in here too.

[A]

All right, this is what it does. The benefits of hydrogen water are so you put hydrogen ions in into the water so it improves. It not only feeds the hydrophiles in your.

[B]

You don't even know what he's saying.

[A]

Bloodstream, but it will improve your. It'll improve the absorption of nutrients and supplements in your stomach. It actually helps enzymes further break down. They complete what's called this lock and key method in your stomach. The studies on hydrogen water and neuroinflammatory disease. Neuroinflammatory are astounding. The benefits right there. So it basically just reduces inflammation in your body and especially has been shown in studies that it reduces neuroinflammation. It tastes like normal ass water. I just figured if it. Maybe it helps, maybe it doesn't. But you can't do anything that's good.

[C]

For you around here.

[E]

Guys got a up head ev and you're chirping them for it.

[B]

I'm just trying everything.

[A]

Just trying everything again. No, it's not. It's just like for everything, might be good for you, might not, but either way, just water.

[F]

So was that water bottle less than a hundred dollars?

[A]

No, this one wasn't. I have two of them.

[F]

How much did it cost?

[A]

This one was 200.

[F]

Okay. Everything on Reddit said it's a scam.

[B]

But I was just gonna say Google.

[F]

Every single Reddit comment was, this is a scam. This is a scam. This is a scam.

[C]

Well, maybe, but is that guys like Evan on there that are saying that.

[A]

Either way, I'm just drinking water. What's the difference?

[C]

There you go, fired up about that water bottle.

[B]

Well, I just think it's a crazy little device, especially because we're using, like, bottled water. Anyways, I thought maybe it would make more sense, like just a purifier.

[A]

Putting something into the. It might make the water better, might not. I don't know. I'm gonna do it, though.

[E]

Sometimes doing crazy things that even if it's a 3% chance of making you feel better, is worth it.

[A]

Yeah. Spencer, you. You had a health problem you were talking about?

[C]

Yeah, I got sick for like a year. I was training and racing so hard in 2018. Like, I was doing. I did 30 race 30 plus races that year, and I was training every day. I was working, and I was just so run down. And then my stomach started falling apart and I got this thing. Basically, I was sick for a year. Lost like £40, which I'm already, like, super skinny. So like, imagine me losing £40 and you'd, like, see my cheekbones and stuff. Yeah, I got super sick and then I got diagnosed with this thing called Crohn's disease. And but now I'm better. Now I give myself this shot every two weeks. Yeah, I'm with, like, bed written for like. Oh, bedridden for like a year. Pretty much. Like, you want to hear a crazy date story? I got a crazy date story, actually. So this is when I was in my Crohn's flare up. So just dying from Crohn's, but I'm like. I'm like, I should probably go on some dates. Like, I haven't been seeing any chicks or anything. So I go on this date with this chick, and I'm, like, freaking out, hoping that I don't have a flare up while I'm with her. And she's like, we go fly fishing or whatever. We're walking down the river, and I'm just like. We're like 30 minutes from the car at this point, and I'm feeling good. I'm like, all right, this is going good. Everything's going good. And then we just like, get 30 minutes away to the fishing hole. I turn to her, I'm like, hey, this is gonna be really weird. But, like, I got this really bad stomach problem. And, like, I can't really control when I have to go to the bathroom, but, like, I have to go, like, right now. And she was like, she's like, oh, my God. Like, I'm so sorry. Like, I was like, yeah. Like, I'm like, super sick right now. Like, it's like, not contagious or anything. Like, I swear, like, I'm fine, but, like, I just gotta rip into the woods. And I'm like, are you cool just to hang here? Like, I gotta rip into the woods. Like, I'll be back in five or ten.

[A]

Like, what'd you wipe with?

[C]

Probably just a tea. No, I was wearing this Fox Honda T shirt, and it was my favorite T shirt, and I had a hoodie on.

[A]

Oh, nice.

[C]

I was like, I didn't tell her, but I just. I had to hit the Fox Honda T shirt. And I was bummed too, because it was nice.

[B]

Could have at least tried to just rip the sleeves, but it was one.

[C]

Of those nice shirts. And I wasn't strong enough because I was all malnourished from my disease that I was getting, so I couldn't rip the sleeve off.

[A]

So put it on.

[C]

But, dude, I was like, it was the most awkward date I've ever been on. Like, hey, like, I got a bad stomach problem. I'm gonna diarrhea in two seconds. So, like, I'll be back. But just. Just hang here. Don't leave.

[D]

Like, can you put on like a podcast or something so you don't hear me?

[A]

So that's what would happen whenever you had a flare up, you dude instantly.

[C]

So, like, if I had a flare up happen, I had maybe three minutes to get to a toilet. And otherwise, if I wasn't, it was going in my pants. And I like, dude, I could be like, laying full plank, pinching my cheeks and it would still come out. Like, really, like, fighting it as hard as possible.

[A]

Nothing you could do that.

[E]

Had to dude it, like, put you in so many bad situations.

[C]

Dude, I was at red lights, like, three minutes from my house, and I ran red lights because I was like, really? I don't want to blow up my van scene.

[A]

Right?

[B]

I'm sorry. Not like to mean to laugh, but.

[C]

No, it's hilarious, dude. It's actually hilarious.

[A]

So what happened with the girl? Did it work out? That was your only date with her?

[C]

That was our only date. We never went on another date ever again.

[A]

Was it because, like, you weren't vibing with her or she just was like, not in.

[C]

Well, I imagine, like, like, her going and telling her Friends be like. Her friends are like, hey, how's your day go? Yeah, the dude had to run to the woods for 30 minutes to take a.

[E]

30 minutes.

[C]

Well, it wasn't five or ten.

[A]

Damn, bro.

[C]

Like, I was just. I was so bad. I was just, like, major stomach pains. Just never getting it all out. Just dying. It was so bad. But, yeah, so I'm a cj. Like, I would hit that if somebody was like, hey. If my doctor was like, hey, this might actually help you a little bit. Like. Like, I wouldn't. It doesn't hurt, I don't think.

[E]

Yeah. Like, the slightest chance that it makes you feel better.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

That is crazy, though, dude.

[B]

I'm gonna go buy a copper bracelet.

[C]

Those little balance bands, power bands bands.

[E]

You guys remember those? Yeah.

[D]

It might have been better at middle school basketball.

[C]

How much money do you think Power Band actually made sued? Dude, Power Band made a lot of money.

[E]

A lot.

[A]

They had, like, the whole gimmick about it, too. Like, you'd go to the store, and they'd be like, all right.

[C]

They'd like, yeah.

[A]

And then, like. Or they'd push you one time, and you'd, like, step back, and then you do it the second time. But you'd be prepared for it.

[B]

I saw that. And then Sturgis, I. We walked by when we were doing our Harley Gear up, whatever, too. I saw that we had the guys, like, pushing on her armor.

[C]

There's that one nerdy kid that would get it at school, and he'd be like. You'd be like, what's that on your wrist? And you'd be like, oh, it's a power band, actually. You want to try it? It actually works. And then he'd, like, do the little stupid demo and show you. Be like, dude, I don't think this works.

[A]

When I was in, like, the eighth.

[E]

Grade, everybody had those.

[C]

Yeah, me too.

[A]

It was.

[C]

Or the I Heart Boobies one ones.

[A]

Well, I don't think those are doing anything. They were cool.

[C]

Yeah, those are cool.

[B]

I think they did equally as much.

[C]

Dude, I heard those things. No, dude.

[F]

Literally, a sticker on some rubber, and then it was like, yeah.

[C]

Oh, the I Heart Boobies bands were so sick back in the day. Like, if you had one of those, you were the man.

[A]

Or the Live Strong.

[C]

The Live Strong.

[A]

That was like. That was like 2000.

[B]

Wasn't there a big controversy about that? Or maybe they're just.

[C]

I think it was just.

[A]

No. So, like. Like, it was a big deal. Because I don't actually.

[B]

It was supposed to all donate to cancer. But there was people making a lot of money off it was.

[C]

It was there.

[A]

You're right.

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

It was Armstrong. There was a bootleg.

[F]

When it came out that he was like. The doping thing.

[A]

Yeah, I think it was right after that was because he was like one of the biggest celebrities. And then the doping thing and then, you know, all these kids are wearing the Livestrong.

[C]

Yeah, I burnt mine. Cut it in half.

[D]

Really?

[A]

You were that mad about steroid use?

[C]

No, I probably just threw it out or something.

[D]

Did you remember when.

[E]

No. Actually.

[D]

That's kind of sad. Never mind. Anyway, they're still selling power balance bands fans.

[E]

They got hit with a 57 million dollar lawsuit.

[D]

Yep.

[E]

Hard to come back from.

[D]

That's a tough one. Do they make mouth guards?

[C]

Balance guards. So Benny.

[A]

They test for steroids and endurocross.

[C]

So it's an AMA sanction. And they can, but they don't how.

[E]

Much they might start.

[A]

If you show up like this though.

[B]

How much of a dude.

[C]

No, you don't even want to be that bull.

[B]

I'm saying, like, it's not even like a dude.

[C]

When you go to the gym. Like for moto or whatever. For enduro, whatever. I do training, pizza ranch, whatever you want to ride. Dude, I don't ever. Like, I'm not at the gym trying to get big to look sick. Like, I don't care about looking sick. I'm like in there rehabbing a shoulder. Rehabbing an ankle. Like, I've never gone to the gym and like hit curls and be like, dude, my pipes are gonna look sick. Like, I've never gone to the gym for looks ever. I've never worked out for looks.

[E]

Your function.

[C]

I'm just. I'm function working out. Like, I'll go and I'll run on the treadmill or do the hit the rower and then I'll do lower back. Because when you're riding enduro, you're standing so much. And I want my lower back and my core to be strong because it's going to make me better on the bike.

[B]

Is that really why you want a strong.

[C]

Well, maybe other reasons too. In case of a crash, I want to make sure that I can keep my back tight.

[B]

Exactly. Hit it like a cat.

[C]

Hit it like a cat. I go to the gym a lot and I don't think I've ever gone in there and like tried to make my body look different. Like, I'm not like. I know that. That's like a lot of people go to the gym to stay Fit. But I'm going there to, like, be like, all right, if my shoulder's hurting, I'm gonna go and I'm gonna do, like, a bunch of rehab stuff with bands and stuff. And even my. The. The dudes at my gym have came up to me and they're like. Some of the. They're like body lifter, power lifter dudes. They'll come up to me and they're like, hey, like, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh. They're like, are you athletes? Like, even the workers? Like, one of the dudes is a trainer. He came up and he's like. He's like. He's like, are you an athlete or something? And I was like, yeah. And he's like, oh, I could kind of tell because you were just, like, rehabbing. Like, he could see from what I was doing that I was, like, doing it for a purpose. I'm not just, like, trying to, like, get big muscles.

[A]

Not muscles that are not functional. Yeah, I have muscles that are not functional, dude.

[C]

Dude, the funniest thing about that, too.

[E]

Let me see.

[A]

I mean, dude, it's like I maybe look stronger than I am. I don't feel like I'm that strong.

[E]

You, like, like, put your thumb in your mouth every morning yourself up.

[A]

You're like.

[C]

Like the boy. The guy on, like, the. The bubble gum. The bubble gum guy.

[E]

Dude, I'll tell you who is functionally strong. Our filmer.

[C]

Oh, dude.

[E]

Bro, every chance this kid gets, he's.

[C]

He just wants to show off his muscles.

[D]

He's young, dude.

[E]

A young lad. 18 year old, and just hungry to prove how strong he is. Every chance he gets. This dude picked up the trials bike, put it on his shoulders yesterday. Granted, it started just walking. We're like, bro, you know you can push it.

[A]

Dude.

[E]

He put his safe on his back.

[B]

Like a gun safe.

[C]

Like a huge, heavy.

[E]

Here's a picture of it. And he carried it up the stairs into his office.

[A]

All right.

[C]

On his back.

[A]

I have something I need to come clean about.

[E]

Oh, he didn't do that.

[A]

No, he had some help. I just told you all that because it was way funnier.

[C]

Oh, dude.

[E]

Dude, this whole time I've thought that.

[B]

He did it, and I believed it.

[C]

£600.

[E]

Every chance he gets, he's picking up.

[B]

Who helped him?

[E]

You?

[A]

His girlfriend's dad?

[C]

No, dude. He's funny about that, actually. I think the other day I was like, hey, Ev, could you, like, like, get my child's leg out of the truck or something? He like, he's like. He's like, you grab my ramp and take my child's back out. And he heard it from across the shop. He's like, oh, you want me to come lift?

[B]

It rips his shirt off real quick. You can't lift with a shirt.

[E]

He's like a young cj. How I remember CJ back in the day that the. Get the dude didn't wear a shirt for an entire summer.

[A]

That's because we didn't have AC in the shop.

[E]

We still don't have AC in the shop. We have AC right there.

[A]

It's way better than before, dude. You'd be sweating just sitting on your computer. Anywho, different times, I. I will admit.

[B]

After watching Dalton pick the trials bike up three times in one day yesterday, when I sunk it, I'm like, all right, I'm gonna pick this up. I was in the swamp with bad footing. There was no chance I could get that bike up on my shoulder. And I tried pretty hard.

[A]

It's functional strength. It's almost like a. Like a. Like a dad strength or, like.

[E]

Does.

[B]

Not have dad strength. I don't know what it is, but he's got that. He has not strength.

[E]

I think he's just got, like, really try hard strength, dude.

[D]

No, I think, yeah, he's young, and he wants to prove that he's hungry. And he also has never woken up with a sore back, so he isn't scared.

[C]

Did this morning.

[B]

And that does scare me. That, yeah, I'm gonna hurt him.

[D]

I'm like, dude, you don't gotta pick up the bike.

[C]

Just push it.

[D]

He's like, let me carry this across.

[A]

The gym after anyways, You'll.

[D]

I know, but still, dude, it's just.

[B]

It's just throw your back out good once and you're screwed for the rest of your life. I'm dealing with it.

[F]

You were just standing there and you threw your back out yesterday?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know, dude. I was leaning over the bike, and I stood up and I was like, what the? I was like, what the.

[E]

Something's up.

[A]

And like, I, like, I was like, walking like this. And like, Evan's like, yep, you just threw your back out. I'm like. I'm like, I didn't even do anything.

[C]

He's like, he's watching. Next time you're at the gym, trade up the curls for some.

[E]

I do back.

[A]

I do back, and I do crunch.

[C]

Get that lower back.

[A]

I maybe was just trying to crack a joke. I'm actually fairly strong, but I'm just gonna say I'm actually fairly strong, but.

[E]

You try to clear it up.

[B]

So you didn't actually throw your back out?

[A]

No, I did. Something happened. It wasn't bad, though. It wasn't bad. Like, you, like, mine was like. It was literally for, like, four minutes. I just, like, kind of. And then just kind of like, you.

[B]

Were laughing because you're like, I can't believe that. Like, I did nothing.

[E]

And. Yeah.

[B]

And it hurts pretty, pretty bad. And I. I just, like, doing it over.

[A]

It was weird.

[E]

I was laying on my couch watching our videos, and my TV is, like, above my fireplace. So it's like, like, I kind of, like, lay back on the couch and, like, head rest kind of on, like, the corner of it, and I'm, like, looking up this way. And something happened in our videos where I. I sit up to laugh.

[D]

Oh, my gosh.

[E]

And as I sit up to laugh, I immediately feel something in my neck, right? And I'm like, oh, oh. And then I, like, stand up and I'm, like, trying to, like, kind of just shake it out. I'm like, oh, my God. I think I just threw my neck out.

[D]

Watching tv, dude.

[E]

Watching our videos. And I'm like, it's always something with our. Our videos. I'm watching this on the tv and I. Dude, for the next three days, I, like, couldn't move my neck from it. I was like, damn, I'm getting old, dude.

[D]

Well, it's the repercussions of front flipping a mini truck and allegedly. Or basically falling 15ft.

[C]

Yeah, you're like me, dude. I'm not even. I didn't even hurt my shoulders. I'm just sitting here. My shoulders hurt. I think I got a date at that Zorba sign.

[B]

Anyways, who you bringing? I'm tapping out tonight.

[A]

Give him a couple more highlights and he'll probably meet you over there.

[C]

Okay, buddy. You'll be inviting me up just like you were last night?

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Come on up. Come on up.

[A]

You want to plug your. Your socials, spenny, just so they can follow you on Instagram, YouTube, all that?

[C]

Yeah, so my YouTube, I mean, they're just dirt bike shenanigans. Sometimes you do other stuff, but mostly just like race vlogs and random other stuff stuff. But it's my name, Spencer Wilton with two S's, and then my Instagram is Spencer Wilton.

[E]

17.

[B]

There we go.

[A]

Go follow him, guys. Thanks for hopping on the pod. Thanks for riding on top of Pizza Hut today.

[C]

And Pizza Hut next time.

[A]

Pizza Hut next time. Yeah, and if you guys haven't already hit the subscribe button, we make a podcast every week. We'll see you next Tuesday.

[E]

Peace.