Karen Interrupts Podcast, Ken Fights A Fan at Dinner, & Our AirBNB Address got LEAKED

Summary

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Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Karen Interrupts Podcast, Ken Fights A Fan at Dinner, & Our AirBNB Address got LEAKED
Release Date: April 14, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode is a wild recap from the CboysTV crew—CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Micah—as they recount their recent Florida adventures. Highlights include an out-of-control dinner with superfans (and their rowdy mom), a physical altercation (sort of) between Ken and another guest, their Airbnb address getting leaked, chaos at the skatepark, an unexpected confrontation with a neighbor (Karen), plus signature banter, pranks, and life updates. The tone is irreverent, hilarious, and full of high-energy storytelling as they expose the behind-the-scenes reality of CboysTV trips.

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Key Discussion Points & Stories

1. Wild Dinner with Fans & the "Enthusiastic Mom"

• Start: [02:25]
• The crew describes an unexpectedly wild dinner where a "fired up" 16-year-old subscriber and his mom recognized them.
  • The mom was extremely enthusiastic, showering Ken with attention, jokingly proclaiming, “I’m gonna climb you like a tree” ([04:23], Gavin/Ben).
  • The mom FaceTimes her daughter, introducing each of the boys with quirky descriptions: e.g., “this is the gay one,” “your future stepdad,” and comments on everyone’s quirks ([06:04], Evan/Ken).
  • Highlights the funny and sometimes awkward fan interactions: "People were like, 'Evan, you're my favorite, but you're Cheeto.'" ([05:11], Gavin).
• Quote:
  “She puts the camera in front of Ken, and she goes, ‘this is your future stepdad.’" — Evan ([06:04]) "There's a reason I have five kids." — Enthusiastic Fan Mom ([04:20], paraphrased by Ben)

Ken vs. The Husband (Fight at Dinner)

• Start: [07:47]
  • A man (thought to be the fan mom’s husband) puts Ken in a full nelson as a joke—but it comes off aggressive, almost escalating into a fight.
  • The table's unsure if it's a bit or a real threat, showing the chaos that ensues when fans and family mix.
• Quote:
  "He put him in a full nelson, picked him up out of his chair... I thought it was 100% real for like 10 seconds." — Mike ([09:08])

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2. The Airbnb Gets Doxxed by Fans

• Start: [10:56]
• Ben recounts a subscriber showing up at their Airbnb after tracking their location from a background GPS shot in a Snapchat.
• The boys reflect on privacy, internet sleuths, and how careful they have to be about what makes it into their content.
• Quote:
  “Apparently you had panned by the GPS on the vehicle screen… this is how rappers get shot.” — Gavin/Evan ([11:08])

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3. Skatepark Disaster: Local Confrontation and Bike Fails

• Start: [13:13]
• The Plan Vs. Reality: Ryan, Ken, and Evan head to a local skatepark with high expectations to film an epic bit, but everything goes wrong.
  • They misjudge skatepark etiquette, crowd size, and their own skills among locals.
  • Ken—on an E-scooter—unintentionally antagonizes the locals, leading to his scooter being physically thrown by a skater.
    • “I'm on a scooter. People I could hear laughing at me from across the skate[park]… pulls the scooter out from underneath and throws it across the park.” — Ken/Ryan ([21:14–22:00])
  • Multiple local skaters and BMXers verbally confront and try to eject the boys.
  • Evan immediately breaks the Walmart BMX bike on a wedge jump, "tacoing" the front wheel ([28:21]).
  • Axel Hodges shows up, assesses the chaotic scene, and quietly leaves.
  • Hotel staff later kick them out of their parking spots for being in the wrong place ([30:14]).
• Memorable Quotes:
  “I was trying to smooth things over before we even had a problem… we've got like five guys that clearly don't belong at a skate park.” — Evan ([18:57])
  “Ken is trying to hit the three set stair set … on a scooter. People had to be like, oh, shit, this, this guy’s going on.” — Ben ([20:59])

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4. Karen Next Door Interrupts the Podcast

• Start: [23:10]
• During podcast recording, a neighbor peeks over the fence and interrupts, accusing the boys (mistakenly) of "clowning on women" and being single.
• The boys are caught off-guard, joke about inviting her onto the podcast, and reflect on how out-of-context moments sound worse than they are.
• Quote:
  “Things have just been kind of off ever since that lady yelled at us for just being single and sitting here.” — Ryan ([42:01])
  “You guys are engaged… we’re not that single!” — Ryan ([42:06])

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5. Blindfolded "Delicacies" Taste Test & Gab’s Puking Mishap

• Start: [43:27]
• Ken hosts a blindfolded food challenge for Gab with a lineup of “delicacies”: normal Cheetos, M&M cookie, lemon cake, and some vile surprises.
• The final "delicacies"—Fancy Feast cat food and a raw oyster—cause Gab to gag and actually throw up poolside.
• The crew cracks up, and Ken even samples the oyster himself:
  “That was Fancy Feast. Trout feast.” — Ken ([47:11])
  “Come on. That's got to be the first ever throw up guest on the pod.” — Ryan ([50:39])
• The aftermath is hilarious chaos, with everyone riffing on the stink and Gab’s suffering.

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6. Pranks, Food Challenges, and Restaurant Chaos

• Deviled Egg Challenge:
  • The group dares Evan to eat 50 deviled eggs after a huge seafood boil. He only manages six, lamenting, “for a guy to eat 50 eggs, you gotta have an empty tummy” ([54:25]).
• Seafood Dinner Gone Wrong:
  • At a seafood place, Dalton sneakily pulls Evan’s chair out as he sits, making him crash loudly in front of the whole restaurant, leading to instant silence and a classic Evan threat:
    • “Dalton, I'm going to [get] you so hard tonight.” ([57:06])
  • The group tries (unsuccessfully) to get the security camera footage.
• Chair-Pulling Aftermath:
  • Evan was actually trying to steal Dalton's preferred seat and ended up "cannonballing" to the floor, explaining his dramatic fall ([58:59]–[59:36]).
• The group jokes about how pranks and accidents become legendary trip memories.

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7. Rental Car Fiascos & Airport Madness

• Start: [74:25]
• Minivan rental from the airport is comically expensive, but worth it for filming.
• Ryan accidentally takes the wrong exit, causing an entire group detour through airport parking, speaking to customer service via intercom as "Ken Matthews," and narrowly escaping back onto the road.
  • The boys are surprisingly chill and positive:
    • “It actually was...such a prime example of just, like, how attitude can change literally the whole scenario.” — Evan ([80:32])
• Ken drives “insanely aggressive” in the rental, while the crew collectively acknowledges their perpetual knack for looking out-of-place (and getting strange looks) wherever they go ([73:28–74:02]).

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8. Sticker Application at the Porsche Dealership & Toilet Humor

• Start: [63:11]
• Ben buys a Porsche, but immediately breaks etiquette by applying stickers himself at the dealership ("Porsche guys in suits" watch in disbelief).
• The crew treats the high-end dealership with typical goofiness:
  • Evan farts while Ben adds stickers ([63:20]), Ken blows out a toilet (“I may have done a little work, there was a sign up...they had to close the bathroom down” — Ken [64:00]), and Gavin jokes, “If you spend that much on a car, you have the right to shut down one of the toilets” ([64:10]).
• “That was like the nicest Porsche dealership in the country, supposedly… then our dumb asses are in there" — Gavin ([67:14])

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9. Travel & Luggage Mix-Ups

• Dalton's bag goes missing thanks to a mix-up at baggage claim; the team debates whose fault it is, with Evan defending Dalton since several bags looked identical. Eventually, the bag is recovered ([85:00]–[89:31]).
• Meanwhile, Ken insists that every bag under his name made it out: “Every bag that got checked under my name, I made sure was like, dragged out of the airport.” ([84:28])

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10. Classic CboysTV Dynamics & Reflections

• The group frequently riff on their own reputations, the chaos of orchestrating trips, and how they come across as "idiots" at nice establishments and among strangers/fans.
• They reflect on the power of good vibes turning stressful situations fun ([81:32]), and the inevitable pranks, gags, and minor disasters that make up every trip.
• The episode closes on gratitude for the CboysTV community, encouragement to join the latest giveaway, and a promise of more weekly podcast antics.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "She puts the camera in front of Ken, and she goes, 'this is your future stepdad.'" — Evan ([06:04])
• "The dude threw the scooter and started pressing me...I'm like a very non-confrontational guy. I'm the one in the wrong here." — Ken Matthews ([25:50], [26:03])
• "Ken got his scooter thrown. And then now there’s a kid on an E bike crashing his brains out." — Ryan ([35:30])
• "Come on, that's got to be the first ever throw up guest on the pod." — Ryan ([50:39])
• "Dalton, I'm going to [get] you so hard tonight." — Evan ([57:06])
• "That was like the nicest Porsche dealership in the country, supposedly...then our dumb asses are in there." — Gavin ([67:14])
• "If you spend that much on a car, you have the right to shut down one of the toilets." — Gavin ([64:10])
• "I've never literally, in seven, eight, nine years…seen Ryan like that. Were you poisoned?" — Evan ([81:32])
• "We make podcasts every week. We'll see you next week." — Ben ([90:25])

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Timeline of Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Story | |-----------|------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:25 | Fan dinner: wild mom, Ken’s “tree” moment, family antics | | 07:47 | Ken put in a "full nelson" by supposed husband | | 10:56 | Airbnb address leaked by eagle-eyed subscriber | | 13:13 | Skatepark: etiquette fails, confrontations, tacoed tires | | 23:10 | Neighbor (Karen) confronts podcast | | 43:27 | Blindfolded delicacy test and Gab’s epic puke | | 54:25 | Deviled egg challenge aftermath | | 57:06 | Seafood dinner prank: Evan’s chair pulled in restaurant | | 63:11 | Porsche dealership sticker chaos, toilet story | | 74:25 | Rental minivan/airport parking fiasco | | 85:00 | The Case of Dalton’s Missing Luggage | | 90:01 | Giveaway pitch and outro |

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Conclusion

This high-energy episode perfectly captures the mayhem and camaraderie of CboysTV on the road. From dinner debacles and fan chaos to public mishaps and relentless pranking, the crew proves that life lived "wide open" is unpredictable, cringeworthy, and always hilarious. Whether wrangling drunk husbands, dodging skatepark locals, being called out mid-podcast by an angry neighbor, or straight-up puking during a food bit, nothing is ever dull with the CboysTV.

For listeners seeking insider stories, ridiculous humor, and raw, unscripted team dynamics, this episode is not to be missed.

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Transcript

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[Evan]

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[Ryan]

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[Ben]

We're gonna go. Yo, what's up? You wanna join the podcast?

[Ryan]

No, no. You're all here single, alone, no lady, no nothing. Come hang out. Oh no.

[Ben]

Imagine how crazy when she pop head over the fence and she saw a full on production set up.

[Ken Matthews]

I have a selection of delicacies. You are going to have to guess what they are.

[Gavin]

I think that you deserve the right to shut down one of the toilets.

[Ken Matthews]

Some of my finest.

[Gavin]

I'm surprised the porcelain didn't crack.

[Mike]

So you got a new car.

[Ben]

It was top five se boys moments of all time for me. So Benny and I were bumping Nickelback. Dalton's hanging out the minivan and we were just swimming up traffic.

[Mike]

Ben was blacking in and out of excitement.

[Ken Matthews]

All right, Benny, it's 80. Ben, congratulate you on your your purchase.

[Ben]

Thank you, Ken.

[Ken Matthews]

It's a big milestone. Congratulations.

[Ben]

Thank you, Ken. Thank you, Ken. Wow, this is amazing. A man. Beautiful.

[Ryan]

Cheers.

[Ben]

Cheers, Ken.

[Ryan]

Beautiful start to anybody.

[Evan]

It's such a big day that Shreds and Ben are matching their outfits.

[Ben]

We right now.

[Gavin]

Dude.

[Gab]

Whole.

[Ben]

I'm so fired up right now.

[Ryan]

Boys, boys. Florida pod. And Ryan with the beautiful set tonight, poolside.

[Ben]

It's a late one too.

[Gavin]

10:41pm we just dropped the video. We just went and got dinner. We're ripping.

[Ryan]

Dude, I'm tired and I should be in bed right now. But we're ripping a pod.

[Gavin]

The vibes are high.

[Ryan]

Let's get into it.

[Gavin]

The vibes are high.

[Ben]

We just came from quite possibly the craziest.

[Gavin]

Holy ev. That was an insane fart.

[Evan]

That was in a fart.

[Gavin]

Oh, was that a duck wicker chair.

[Evan]

Oh, carry on. Sorry, dude.

[Ben]

We just Came from the. Quite possibly the craziest dinner I have ever been a part of.

[Gavin]

Unreal.

[Ben]

And it was completely unexpected. A subscriber came up and he was firing. He was like, shred 80, losing his mind.

[Evan]

He wasn't wearing his shirt. Just for context, Evan.

[Ben]

And he was like, cheeto.

[Gavin]

Yeah. That was insane.

[Ben]

And I'm like, what is going on? Is this kid drunk right now? Like, it's spring break right now in Florida. So I was expecting that.

[Ryan]

And turns out he was just a fired up 16 year old.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ben]

And then his mom walks up behind him and is just like, you guys, you guys. Life wide open. Life wide open.

[Ken Matthews]

All five of my kids, they've purchased everything.

[Ryan]

Boys and girls, 500 I spent. No giveaway wins.

[Gavin]

So.

[Ben]

So, yeah, she was like. I was like, oh, you must be mom. You must be mom to the kid that was fired up. And then I was like, have you met Ken? He's into moms. And man, did she love Ken.

[Ken Matthews]

Oh, my gosh, that has to be what?

[Ben]

What?

[Ken Matthews]

That mom had to be the most enthusiastic mom I think I've ever seen in my life.

[Mike]

She was.

[Gavin]

I would disagree with that.

[Ryan]

Was that the best mom you've ever met, Ken?

[Ken Matthews]

I think that was the best mom I've ever met.

[Gavin]

She was a absolute sweetheart. But I would. As far as the way women react to Ken at a bar that was mid level, I.

[Ben]

It was.

[Ken Matthews]

I would call that. It was the upper level.

[Gavin]

It was eccentric and over the top, but in a sweet way. She wasn't like trying to do anything, like, in terms of what you prefer, Ken, I mean, I would.

[Evan]

I disagree.

[Ben]

You must admit. You were on the opposite end of the table.

[Ryan]

She was like, crazy.

[Ben]

I'm gonna be saying your name tonight.

[Evan]

I didn't hear that.

[Ben]

There's a reason I have five kids.

[Gavin]

Okay?

[Ben]

I. What's nice about it? You know what's nice about a beach, Ken? I'll climb you like a tree.

[Gavin]

I've seen some wild stuff. I guess you're right. I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that. So I'll take. When she.

[Evan]

When she was going to climb Ken like a tree, I suggested that she could climb me like a stump. But she wasn't interested.

[Gavin]

She kind of just blow you over.

[Ryan]

She just goes, what was that? Is that what they call you, Stumpy?

[Ken Matthews]

The only reason they call you stumpy.

[Gavin]

That was a very hostile dinner. Like, you know, a lot of people coming up saying, what's up? When we're in groups and we go to a New place. It happens more because they're not. You know, it's just like, you wouldn't expect to see us there or whatever. But people were like, it's, like, just stoked to see Evan. Like, and this happened to a bunch of different people. But they'd be like, evan, Evan, you're my favorite, but you're Cheeto.

[Ben]

And I'm just like, what the fuck?

[Gavin]

Like, what a way to disrespect all of us by being like, I like Evan more than you, but you're also Cheeto.

[Evan]

If I'm. Yeah, well, if I'm Cheetah, what are you guys.

[Ben]

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

[Gavin]

It's like. Or they'd be like, but you fell off. And then they just like. I'm like.

[Ben]

And then you don't.

[Gavin]

With any of us.

[Ben]

Or they'd be like, rich.

[Gavin]

Rich, my friend, builds a better track than you.

[Ben]

He bought us all shots, dude.

[Gavin]

Rich was just an innocent bystander catching strays. And then that mom was like, this is the gay one.

[Evan]

We should say no. Well, the little context is she's on FaceTime with her daughter, but she bounces around to a dozen different people.

[Ben]

Niece.

[Gavin]

And she was, like, trying to set her up.

[Ben]

Holy cj, that was her daughter. You didn't know what was going down.

[Gavin]

I can't hear anything.

[Evan]

But either way, she gave a descript. She gave a description to each person.

[Ben]

She.

[Gavin]

I got terrible hearing. I was at the end of the table.

[Evan]

But she puts the camera in front of Ken, and she goes, this is your future stepdad.

[Ken Matthews]

And then she was like, this is now your stepdad.

[Ben]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Gavin]

I thought she was, like, saying.

[Evan]

So she's saying nice things about man

[Gavin]

that you should date.

[Evan]

Saying nice things about most people. I don't. I can't remember the other ones.

[Ben]

That was about Gavin. She was trying to hook her daughter up with Gav. And then she was like, I'm taking this.

[Gavin]

That's a wild scenario.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

And then.

[Ken Matthews]

And that was way more wild on our end of the day.

[Gavin]

I thought she said, like, oh, like, this is my niece. She's a cheerleader for the. Whatever. Tennessee Titans or something.

[Ken Matthews]

It was the Michigan or something.

[Gavin]

Whatever. All right, we don't want to disclose too much information. Information here. But I'm around a lot of loud noise. I can't hear anything.

[Evan]

Yeah, I'm the deaf one here.

[Gavin]

Yeah, you can't.

[Evan]

What's your. What's your excuse?

[Gavin]

Like, I guess I'm not legally deaf like you, but I've just been a lot around a lot of loud noises.

[Evan]

What?

[Gavin]

Yeah, it's like, whatever. We both can't hear that well. You probably can't hear worse.

[Gab]

What did she say about you, Ev.

[Evan]

I actually can't remember if anyone remembers. Feel free to insert. I don't remember. I. I guess my whole point here.

[Gavin]

You can't remember my.

[Evan]

The whole point that I was trying to make. She said something relatively nice about everybody, but she hits Rich with a this one's gay, and then just moves on. Just moves down the line.

[Ben]

And a shitty track builder.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Just out of the blue, like, he

[Gavin]

was a different guy that walked by goes, he like. Like Rich got called gay by one person, and then the other person that recognized go, hey, hey, my friend could build a track better than you.

[Evan]

And Rich wasn't even saying anything. Like, he was just chilling.

[Gavin]

Just chilling to eat his cheeseburger. But he happened to be associated with us. And then he was just catching straigh.

[Ben]

Oh, how about the guy or then her husband that came up and put Ken in a full.

[Ken Matthews]

That was so aggressive.

[Ben]

He came up and he thought I was the one hitting on the wife. And I was like, you got the wrong guy, bro.

[Gavin]

They have it on video.

[Ryan]

Then he saw Red, saw Ken and

[Ben]

put him in a full nelson. I did not like that.

[Ryan]

He put him in a full nelson,

[Mike]

picked him up out of his chair.

[Gavin]

You want to know how Gav's a good friend is? He stood up and was evaluating the situation. He wasn't sure if he needed to get involved and, like, break it up or do something, but, like, he could tell Ken was laughing. The guy was kind of. It was obviously, like, kind of a joke.

[Evan]

I don't know. I kind of think Gab's like, that was her husband.

[Ken Matthews]

It might have been a different guy.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah.

[Ben]

I'm sure it's just another guy.

[Evan]

It actually was. I don't. But we don't need to say that.

[Gavin]

You could tell it was a joke.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but he came in hot, and it looked. I thought it was real.

[Evan]

But that's what scares me about Shred80, though, is because he's got that big dog bark and a puppy dog bite. So he. He's there. He looks like he's gonna rip your head off. But if the situation real.

[Ken Matthews]

He did not back me up.

[Evan]

That tail's between your legs.

[Gavin]

No, he couldn't back you up.

[Ben]

Go down.

[Gab]

He wasn't ready to.

[Ken Matthews]

Dude.

[Evan]

He couldn't go down on Rich.

[Gavin]

He couldn't get involved and, like, break it up because it was obviously a joke. Like, if he would have got all serious, like, hey, hey. Then it would have just been like, whoa, this is too much.

[Ken Matthews]

I was dragged all the way to a neighboring table. You did nothing standing right there.

[Gab]

I was. I was a standby kid. Close tabs on it. The second that he grabbed Ben, though, that's when I was like, oh, this might be kind of real.

[Gavin]

He's down to let you get beat up.

[Evan]

He's my ride back to the Airbnb.

[Ben]

Oh, no, no.

[Ken Matthews]

That's where it crosses the line is when it goes on to the next guy. No, no, the first guy can get

[Gab]

beat up because you were, like, the known candidate of it. But once you start grabbing Ben. I didn't like that when he put

[Ben]

Ken in a full Nelson. He almost body slammed him through the neighboring table. That looked like he was gonna do that. What are you doing right now, bro? Oh, he was.

[Ryan]

He was drunk and kind of.

[Gavin]

I thought Ken, our table, you know,

[Ryan]

like, kind of tiptoeing back and he.

[Ben]

Oh, he was unable. He was wob.

[Mike]

I. I thought it was 100% real for like 10 seconds. And then she goes.

[Ben]

And that's not even my husband.

[Ryan]

And then I'm like, well, who is

[Mike]

this guy that is taking Ken off of our table, about to go on the ground and then bumping into the other table? It's safe to say we caused a scene, boys. Yeah, I guess we really didn't cause a scene. We were just laughing.

[Gavin]

We were just minding our own business.

[Ryan]

But it was.

[Ken Matthews]

We just got sat down for dinner and got ambushed.

[Ryan]

Dude.

[Ben]

There was literally four. Oh, that's what it was.

[Evan]

Spenny was the. When she called Rich gay and was saying nice things about everyone else, she gave Spenny the. And this is the guy that came out of the bathroom with dirty hands.

[Ben]

No, wet hands. Wet hands.

[Ryan]

But that's how the whole thing started. Me and were in the bathroom, and there was like a group of 15, 18 year olds or whatever on spring break, and we walked out and they just were like, what the hell are you guys doing here? And we're like, we're just here filming a video. And then they're like, well, where's the rest of the boys? And I was like, they're here, but you got to find them. And then the kid just ran through the restaurant with his shirt off.

[Ben]

Yo, speaking of, CJ and I were at the house at the Airbnb that we're Staying at editing all day. And the rest of the guys were out filming bangers. Dude, we'll get to that.

[Gavin]

We'll get to that. We'll get to that.

[Ben]

But yeah, but I hear a knock on the, on the door. I'm like, must have doordash. Maybe later or Amazon. So I go and open it up and it's just like a very obvious subscriber standing there and was like, hey. I was like, what's up?

[Ryan]

What are you doing?

[Ben]

I quickly realized that he was wearing reckless golf merch. And I was like, how'd you know we were here? That was like my first question that I asked. And he goes, I saw in the background of one of Spenny's Snapchats your guys location. I tracked you down.

[Gavin]

Apparently you had panned by the GPS on the vehicle screen. So you must have been filming and somehow they could see the screen and they saw the street number. They then showed up.

[Evan]

This is how rappers get shot.

[Ryan]

The crazy thing was, is I went back and tried to screenshot it and I couldn't even screenshot it.

[Gavin]

Well, they might be future detectives of America, I don't know. But they did a good job. They showed up, dude, I don't know what you want us to tell you.

[Ryan]

I got to be more careful.

[Gavin]

They were nice kids. They were nice kids. They were nice kids.

[Ben]

They were. They were nice kids. But then shortly after that, you know, we. We take a picture with them and we go back inside. And then shortly after that, I'm sitting with my back to the door editing. Oh, yeah, but he would.

[Ryan]

He.

[Gavin]

You were.

[Evan]

You know how you sit when you edit?

[Gavin]

Pop the picture up.

[Ben]

Pop the picture up right here, bro.

[Gavin]

Why you got your back.

[Evan]

I don't know why Ben edits in this form. I guess he must just feel comfortable. I feel as if he's showing off.

[Gavin]

But you can see me in the background of him. The hunchback in Notre Dame. But like, dude, Ben's kind of got it like popped and arched. Like, I don't know.

[Ken Matthews]

He's got good posture. I got to commend him for that.

[Ben]

Thank you, Ken.

[Gavin]

Ken was turned on. Yeah, so.

[Ben]

So I'm sitting there editing and then I, I just like, I feel the presence of somebody coming in. I'm jumpy at this point. I'm like, oh, these people are just walking in now. Yeah. And I turn around the same thing. I turn around and I see somebody walking in the door. Like, walk already. Door shut. Walking up to me. I'm like, holy. And then I Realized that it was Gavin and then. And then it was another jump surprise. But yeah. How did. How'd the bit go today, boys?

[Ryan]

B team? B team got demoted to maybe D team. Honestly, I honestly.

[Ben]

Tell us about it on my end.

[Ryan]

It was a full on disaster.

[Evan]

Why don't you just tell everyone listening. What a big game you were talking before we left.

[Ryan]

Well, I was excited to go hit e bikes at the skate park today. And I've been thinking about it for forever just because I love riding bikes at skate parks. We pull up to this park and rich has got like two altuses. And the second I unloaded it and jumped on it, I was like, this thing just doesn't feel good. I just didn't feel good on it the second I got on it.

[Ben]

I'll tell you where the real problem was. There's another dirt bike guy. Oh, there's another dirt bike guy. That was clearly being there made spenny uncomfortable.

[Ryan]

No, no, there's no moggin.

[Ben]

It was completely made you nervous, dude.

[Ryan]

No, I was.

[Evan]

I've never seen you so stressed in my life.

[Ryan]

I wasn't stressed. It was chill.

[Evan]

Normally you come ride with me and Mike and you just show off. All of a sudden you had some worthy opponent.

[Ryan]

And dude, that was literally the. That was the worst I've ever rode today, probably ever.

[Gavin]

From Ben. In my standpoint. We were back. You know, we knew we were gonna have to stay there editing. We're like, okay, these guys are going to go to this skate park. They're gonna ride these e bikes in the skate park.

[Ryan]

It's gonna be lit.

[Evan]

Axle's gonna realize who is being sent to the skate park. Me, Ryan, Kenny. I mean, seemed like a foolproof plan. A few guys that have over there,

[Gavin]

you're gonna ride the bikes, you're gonna

[Ben]

jump around and you're gon seem sick.

[Ryan]

On paper, it seemed really sick.

[Ben]

You know, let me give some context here. So right before they leave, Ryan was like, we're gonna go hit the. The skate park with the e bikes. And I was like, perfect.

[Gavin]

In town.

[Ben]

I was just talking to him. He was wondering what we were doing. He said he's got his bike and he. He wants to film something. I'll call him up and see if he wants to hit the skate park with you. So I call him. I go, yo, they're hitting the skate park. Do you want to go with them? He was like, yeah, I'll show up. Let's run it. I was like, sweet. I let the boys know. I let spending Know, and immediately he was just like, chest out, chest down. He was like, axel Hodges is going to be there.

[Gavin]

It made him nervous.

[Ben]

Is he going to be riding?

[Gavin]

Obviously he's going to be riding.

[Ben]

Dirt bike rider, professional dirt bike. I think he might be riding.

[Ryan]

Well, that wasn't the issue. That wasn't the issue. So we show up. We show up to the park.

[Evan]

So you weren't nervous? So just to clarify.

[Ryan]

Well, yeah, maybe a little bit, bro.

[Evan]

You put your helmet on in the Airbnb

[Gavin]

with your helmet on.

[Evan]

I will say you hit a gas station on the way and drove an hour and it never came off.

[Ryan]

Yeah, well, I was just wanted to make sure I was prepared. It was a big day. It was supposed to be a big day at least.

[Ben]

So walk me through it. Once you got there, how did it all fall apart?

[Ryan]

So I don't really know how it fell apart, but we get there and right off the rip, we start on skateboards. Me, Mike, Ev. Ev's on a BMX from Walmart and Ryan's kind of running the show, you know, telling us where to go. And we're getting all lined up. Like, we're running pretty solid. We're running.

[Evan]

And this not. Not a dis on Ryan at all. But between, like, Ryan and Dalton are really running the film program. Potentially have the least amount of skate park experience.

[Ken Matthews]

Ryan.

[Ben]

But.

[Evan]

But Ryan really did take control.

[Ken Matthews]

No business being on a scooter in a skate park.

[Evan]

No, no. And Ryan really did take the reins. Like, he did a great job in trying to keep us aligned.

[Ryan]

He did. So we got. We got into the skate park and it felt like a normal film day. But then guys started yelling at us. Guys started getting mad.

[Mike]

Very quickly grabbed Ken's scooter and it was.

[Ben]

It was literally your face. Say words.

[Evan]

Give me a second description on what you want me to do.

[Ben]

You got the mic like this. I said flip it upside down.

[Evan]

So could you not hear me?

[Ryan]

So we get into the park.

[Evan]

John Cena, you can't see me.

[Gab]

Carry on.

[Ken Matthews]

I was 100. The problem in the skate park because I'm on a scooter.

[Gavin]

Who's this big guy on the scooter? That's what we got.

[Evan]

Dalton.

[Ryan]

We got Dalton running around with a set of lime green short shorts. Skate park bro.

[Ken Matthews]

Dalton. Ryan are barking orders at me. I'm like, I can't do that.

[Ben]

And. And like, what they tell you to do.

[Evan]

You guys know how I am. I don't know how to say it, but, like, I'm like, like I don't like public pranks and stuff. You know, I get. I like. I don't know what I'm trying to say. Well, no. And that. Well, that's what I was getting to. But this applies any situation. Golf course etiquette, whatever. And I just like, know how it should be. Like, I grew up, I've been at a skate park my whole life, and there's just an etiquette. It's like, if you're not running a line, get the fuck out of the way and whatever. But we've got like five guys that clearly don't belong at a skate park.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Run around in. Whether they're wearing booty shorts or holding a camera or whatever they're doing. And. And the locals are like, not local, but they're like local locals. Local. They're all posted up, they got music playing, they're smoking, they're having beers. And they're older. They're like, probably in their 30s and 40s. Like they've been running this park forever. And we roll up like nine deep.

[Ryan]

Idiots. Full blown idiots, bro.

[Evan]

I was trying to smooth things over before we even had a problem. I was already like. Like, I see Dalton's cutting someone off and I'm like, hey, sorry about him. Like, I'm literally trying to buff things out before things get started.

[Ben]

So where did it all go wrong?

[Ryan]

Well, so then.

[Ken Matthews]

Sounds good.

[Ryan]

So the skate.

[Gavin]

Yeah, this sounds like a great video.

[Ryan]

The skateboarding bit. So Ken, Ken started us off on the scooter on the wrong foot.

[Ben]

You were pushing with the wrong foot or what?

[Ken Matthews]

No, no, I, I just, I. I don't know the whole skate park etiquette thing.

[Evan]

So I'm just don't run into anybody. Basically.

[Gavin]

You showed up on a scooter that was already.

[Ken Matthews]

I showed up on a scooter. People I could hear laughing at me from across the skate.

[Gavin]

Not even a guy like Ken roll

[Ben]

on a.

[Ken Matthews]

What the fuck is this dude doing on a scooter?

[Evan]

Ripping a visor helmet.

[Ryan]

Not even just a regular scooter either. An E scooter. An E scooter. Honestly, a regular scooter would have been better than running an E scooter.

[Ken Matthews]

E scooter was. Was convenient but not ideal.

[Ryan]

So then Ken is trying to hit the three set stair set in the center. Ryan's trying to orchestrate a massive stunt which is in the center of the skate park.

[Evan]

Right.

[Gavin]

I'm still not seeing where the problem is there guys.

[Ken Matthews]

They're barking at.

[Ben]

This is sounding and like, I would

[Evan]

say you know, you get to the skate park, it's packed. There's 30, 40 people you know, you got to get to later the land. And the thing is, like, even if you, like, know how to do stunts, you still kind of got to get the lay of the land. You go with the flow. Like, you take turns. Like, that guy drops, that guy drops, that guy drops, that guy drops. Like, you all share the space and stay out of the way. We pull up right into the middle, right? And then just barking orders. I can jam everybody up. And this guy on the scooter is about to throw down the stairs.

[Ben]

People had to be like, oh, shit, this, this guy's going on.

[Ryan]

We already pull up with the camera and everybody's already looking. And Ken lines up to the three set and then ghost rides the scooter down the side, upset.

[Gavin]

Get these guys the out of here.

[Ryan]

And then they're like, all right, these guys are full blown idiots. Like, we either need to beef them or they need to get out of here. Like, they can't just come into the middle of the.

[Evan]

While this is happening. I'm actually going over to them and trying to, like, pretend I'm not with the guys.

[Ben]

There's so many dynamics here. Meanwhile, Spenny's mogging Axel Hodges.

[Gavin]

Yeah, what is, what is Axel doing at this point?

[Ryan]

We weren't mogging. We weren't even mogging.

[Evan]

Axel hadn't quite pulled up yet at this point.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he hadn't even pulled up yet. Okay, so Ken throws a scooter and then he goes and picks it up. And as he's picking it up, I see this skate guy drop into the bowl towards him. I'm like, oh, no, this isn't good. And he rides straight up to Ken, pulls the scooter out from underneath them and throws it across the park. Like, I'm not even kidding you.

[Gavin]

This sounds amazing. This sounds like great. Why are you guys saying this?

[Ken Matthews]

Ryan and Dalton are still just barking orders at me. I'm like, go get your scooters.

[Ryan]

You need to hit the three set better.

[Evan]

You need to hit it better.

[Ben]

We're trying to get an edit here. This is a three part series.

[Mike]

Then I love how one of the locals ends up asking. He goes like, oh, like, what's you guys channel?

[Ryan]

What are you filming for?

[Mike]

Everyone just is like, I don't want to say.

[Ken Matthews]

This is so embarrassing.

[Ben]

Transworld scooters,

[Gavin]

really?

[Ben]

Just when Spenny walked through the door of the Airbnb, I turned around, I was like, how'd it Go. And Spenny's just white. He's just a ghost of himself. And goes so bad.

[Ken Matthews]

Well, Ryan just.

[Ben]

And I'm out of there. So I immediately. So I immediately go, did you get hurt or what happened? He's like worse. Underperformed. Underperformed.

[Gavin]

Dude, this sounds even better than if you.

[Evan]

It always hurts when she tells you that, doesn't it?

[Ryan]

Yes. Dude, I was just bummed. I was just bummed. I had a big plan to go to the skate park and mean ax. We're gonna go.

[Gab]

Yo, what's up?

[Ben]

You want to join the podcast?

[Ryan]

No. No. Y' all are clowning on a bunch of women in brain intent and you're all here single, alone, no lady, no nothing. Come in.

[Gavin]

What?

[Ryan]

No. Absolutely

[Evan]

hearing you.

[Ben]

Come join the pod. What?

[Gab]

That was not a heavy.

[Ryan]

Guys.

[Ben]

What?

[Gavin]

We weren't clown on anybody.

[Evan]

What do you mean clowning?

[Ben]

We're talking about scooter kids.

[Ryan]

I don't know what happened there, but back into the pod.

[Ben]

Imagine.

[Evan]

How are we.

[Ben]

When she popped her head over the fence and she saw a full on production set up of a podcast. She's like, oh, what the. I was confused about the conversation. Now I'm even more confused.

[Ryan]

That was hilarious.

[Ben]

Was that.

[Ryan]

I don't know what that was. I don't know. Can we continue with this podcast or should we just shut it down?

[Gab]

We gotta go get her involved almost.

[Ryan]

We need to see what she's got to say like that.

[Ken Matthews]

Do you want to jump the fence and just come over here?

[Gavin]

I think she went back inside.

[Ryan]

All right, well, anyways, we'll get back into it.

[Gab]

All right.

[Ken Matthews]

Axle.

[Ryan]

Where were.

[Evan]

Even where we.

[Ryan]

I just literally just fully lost.

[Evan]

That was the craziest.

[Ben]

Like

[Gab]

thought we were talking crap about chicks from Bradenton.

[Ben]

What the. What conversation? Was she listening?

[Gavin]

Don't disrespect your whole talking about Ken

[Evan]

trying to jump down three stairs on a scooter.

[Ryan]

Did anybody say anything about a girl on this podcast? I don't think they have.

[Gavin]

No. We were talking about Ken's. That mom.

[Ken Matthews]

That was just the one girl at dinner, but.

[Ryan]

Oh, true. Yeah, the mom.

[Gavin]

You weren't talking crap on her though.

[Ryan]

No, she was lovely family.

[Ben]

Amazing, lovely flame.

[Ken Matthews]

I gave her a discount code, actually. I hope she uses it.

[Gab]

Did you actually give her a real discount code?

[Ken Matthews]

And it was live. If she doesn't use it, I will. Will be disappointed.

[Gavin]

How much percent off? 1%.

[Ken Matthews]

I did 20. I might bump it up to 50.

[Ryan]

Well, so anyway, so we were at the.

[Ben]

We're at the park.

[Ryan]

And.

[Evan]

Yeah. Where were we?

[Ryan]

Where even were we? Could somebody spot Ryan?

[Gavin]

Where were we? So you're there. Apparently some didn't go like. But it sounds like it went great.

[Evan]

That's the only bad experience with a woman I've had a Bradenton so far.

[Ken Matthews]

I. I just edited the discount code. It's 100 off.

[Ben]

Good.

[Evan]

She's getting 100% off.

[Ryan]

Well, there we go. We sorted things out on that.

[Gavin]

All right, so you crashed your bike out there. You were embarrassed, I mean, before the

[Evan]

E bike came out. Perhaps because I'm a little more of a BMXer than a skater. Unfortunately,

[Sponsor Voice]

where we were at was Ken was about to get in a fight with the one guy at the skateboard.

[Ken Matthews]

Oh,

[Ben]

he was getting a fight.

[Ken Matthews]

The dude threw the scooter and started pressing me. And then walked away. Well, no, but I'm like.

[Evan]

But that second dude, don't forget, there was actually two dudes. It wasn't just.

[Ken Matthews]

I'm like a very non confrontational guy.

[Ben]

Kid, you got in three fights today.

[Gavin]

Yeah, dude, this dude, nobody gets him more fights than.

[Ken Matthews]

So I.

[Gavin]

He wakes up out of bed, he's like, I'm gonna have to fight something.

[Ryan]

So people, they're never fist fights, though. Just verbal fights.

[Ken Matthews]

So it's like people sometimes he rams them with their body to. I'm just going to not fight back. Cuz I don't have. I don't want to be the one. I'm in. I'm clearly in the wrong.

[Gavin]

You charge them, though. Clearly. Kind of body scooter in a skate

[Ken Matthews]

park, being a complete idiot, not knowing what I'm doing. Like, I'm the one in the wrong here. Like, there's no reason for me to try and like press my case.

[Gab]

At least you know where you're standing.

[Ken Matthews]

So, yeah, dude, dude presses me. I'm kind of like. Like, sorry. And then just kind of let it go. Another dude presses me. I kind of like,

[Ryan]

the skaters were. Let's just say skaters were not stoked on Ken.

[Gavin]

And why did they keep coming up to you, dude?

[Ryan]

They didn't like, Dalton and Ken actually, like, didn't like. No, dude. I. Straight up. So then. So then we start rolling. We start.

[Evan]

It wasn't any.

[Ben]

It was solely because they were just

[Evan]

running around in everybody's way. It wasn't like, like, yeah, they had a fair case. I'm on there.

[Ryan]

I know, I know.

[Ben]

I'm on.

[Ken Matthews]

Yes, I did cut a guy off and almost. He did almost crash into me.

[Ben]

He had to jump off his Board

[Evan]

and try to save himself.

[Ken Matthews]

I did say sorry.

[Gab]

All that matters.

[Ken Matthews]

I said sorry.

[Ben]

That didn't fix it.

[Gavin]

So.

[Ryan]

So I have jumps on his BMX bike. And we proceed to keep filming after Ken's scooter gets launched.

[Gavin]

Why would you stop? So far, you're getting gold.

[Ryan]

We're getting gold.

[Gavin]

This is sounding like.

[Evan]

Well, you know, fortunately we, we were able to find Ken an adequate scooter at Walmart. Walmart didn't have adequate BMX bikes.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Evan]

The quality is just not quite up to snuff.

[Gavin]

Okay.

[Evan]

Which is actually really sad because if you spend like 120 bucks on a bike and it looks, visually you look at it, it looks like a professional level BMX bike. The tires were split down the middle. Half white, half black. It was sick. Peggy gyro. Like a lit bike on a wedge. I catch about two feet of air.

[Ben]

And the wheel, front wheel.

[Evan]

I've never tacoed a wheel so bad in my life. I was over the handlebars on the ground. It was just hilarious. I'm like, this can't even be real, bro. I catch a foot, maybe two feet of air, and the wheel just nukes.

[Ryan]

The first hit, the first jump, first

[Evan]

thing I did, I didn't get to do anything.

[Ryan]

Zero clips. Absolutely zero clips.

[Gavin]

Wheel.

[Evan]

And it has nothing to do with the burgers.

[Ken Matthews]

I do gotta say, did you look at the. The tag on the bike? It said for ages 12 to 16. You are clearly more than 12 to 16 and believe it or not, you're

[Mike]

actually above the height limit of this said bike.

[Evan]

That was crazy. A 20 inch BMX bike is made for like anybody ever. But on, but on the Walmart tag, it said 5ft cap.

[Mike]

My favorite part is when you bent, he's like, I can maybe get it back. And he bends the wheel back and

[Ben]

he's riding around like it was hit

[Evan]

both sides of my forks. But I was still trying to ride it.

[Ryan]

So then was my my turn to ride the E bike. So I go and unload this E bike. Axel is already pulled up now. He kind of like what he walks into me and Axel kind of cruised around the track like the skate park and I we like scope some stuff out. He didn't really seem too stoked on anything, but I had a couple lines that I was like, all right, I can definitely hit some stuff here. So I like, I'm like, yeah. What do you think about this? Like jump up here and jump that over this little tree. And he's a good. Yeah.

[Gavin]

What?

[Ryan]

Sure. So Then it's like whatever. Totally doesn't matter. It was chillin and so I go grab the E bike and we start filming and then he just, he just bounces instantly. Just instantly bounces like he's just gone. I didn't even see him leave. Did you guys, did you guys see him leave?

[Mike]

The hotel made us move our cars and then everybody dissipated.

[Ryan]

True, true. So we got in trouble for cuz we parked in the wrong spot so we had to move our cars.

[Ben]

So what did that, what did that call look like? Like, like the hotel called.

[Ken Matthews]

As Spenny was unloading the bike, I had to unlock the car to let him get his helmet and all that stuff.

[Ryan]

And the hotel fully kicked.

[Ken Matthews]

As we're there, the hotel manager comes up and is just barking at us.

[Ben]

You guys, you guys, fourth fight.

[Ken Matthews]

You got to move your cars or I'm going to get them towed.

[Ryan]

Yeah, no, they were actually saying the tow trucks were on the way. They were like tow trucks are calling.

[Gavin]

You guys just couldn't do anything right.

[Ryan]

No, that's what it felt like. That's what it felt like for me.

[Ken Matthews]

Oh we were, we were. Ls left and right.

[Ben]

It was.

[Gab]

But.

[Gavin]

But a lot of these L's sound very entertaining.

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[Gavin]

Fundera Video no, no. It was better to mess up.

[Ken Matthews]

I wish we. I wish we could have Got the hotel lady on camera, but spenny.

[Ryan]

And so we get there fully jazzed.

[Ben]

Yeah. Like the craziest edit of all time.

[Ryan]

Insanely jazz.

[Gavin]

Yeah. You guys just looking cool. I thought it was gonna really go that.

[Ryan]

I was like, dude, this is what we do on our days off. This is our time to do the. Like, this is gonna be the. And we were stoked for it completely, dude.

[Ben]

I.

[Ryan]

So I hit one cool jump that wasn't even that cool.

[Ben]

And then it was pretty cool.

[Evan]

You got a good one in.

[Ryan]

I got one good jump in. And then I was. There's this little boob thingy that like. There's this little boob thing that I tried to like, do a little brake slide on. And I slid it and just fully washed, tucked the front, let alone I'm riding Rich's brand new Altus. Zero scratches, zero hours on it. And I full on front tuck and slide all the way down into the bottom of the bowl. And like, these guys already think that we're dumb because Ken got his scooter thrown. And then now there's a kid on an E bike crashing his brains out sliding down.

[Evan]

To mention the idiot that just pulled up and tacoed his bike in three seconds. You guys, honestly, the skaters actually, the skaters loved. Loved my deal because, you know, I'm the only bike. I was the only bike there at the time. And I'm sure they're just like, look at this fucking guy on this bike. Like, I do one stunt and just get owned.

[Ryan]

Skaters were laughing. The skaters were laughing.

[Evan]

They encouraged me. Straighten it out, Try it again.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they were stoked. The skaters are actually stoked with them.

[Gavin]

They want to see him fall again.

[Ryan]

So then we get rolling and I'm like setting up this little line after my first crash. I'm setting up this little line and Dalton's standing on the edge of like this Manny box. And there's this BMX guy that pulls up and he goes. He looks at Dalton.

[Evan]

He goes, hey, get the out of the way.

[Ryan]

And I'm just. I turn around and I'm just like. And. And then Dalton and Mike and Ryan are standing there, I think, and they're like, who? And he's like, you. And Dalton's like, me? And he's like, yeah, get the out

[Evan]

of the way, you idiot. The problem was is like my opinion on that situation was is he actually sucked, so.

[Gavin]

Oh, he wasn't a good skater.

[Evan]

No, he was. He was the only BMX dude that showed up later. And he. He like, wasn't that good ground. No. Like a lot of these skaters that, you know, whatever, they were actually shredding. They were like I get.

[Ben]

But well then.

[Evan]

So then you can't pull up and start talking. You can't even ride.

[Ryan]

He kicks Dalton under the line and, and, and he comes up and I'm like, oh, this guy's gonna do something crazy. If he's getting pissed at Dalton for standing like, like in the two foot area.

[Evan]

Look like Napoleon Dynamite.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And he hops on, dude. He rides. He rolls into the bowl, pops up onto the ledge, does like a 3 second manual and then drops it and just rides all the way around the corner past Dalton. And I was like, dude, he got mad at Dalton just to do that.

[Evan]

Like he was trying to be too core for no reason.

[Ryan]

Yeah, just like getting pissed for no, like for nothing.

[Ben]

That's what they thought about, about Evan when he's. Evan's playing all buddy buddy with all these guys. Hey, sorry about these guys. They're like, finally someone that's one of us. And then he goes up in tacos. Front wheel gives up, gives out on the takeoff.

[Ryan]

Not even the landing. Did it give out on the takeoff or the landing?

[Evan]

I was on the ground before. I know what happened.

[Ben]

You know, this is the most anticipated video bit of all time.

[Gavin]

Dude, I need to see this.

[Evan]

I think it sounds better than it was.

[Ryan]

I'm pretty sure this, this story is

[Mike]

longer than we were at the skate park

[Gavin]

here. I'll wrap up this skate park bck and I just want to say, you know, I haven't talked to Axel about this at all. I haven't heard anything from him. But I would assume the reason why he left is because he showed up. It was a packed skate park and he's like, I'm not going to ride my dirt bike.

[Evan]

No, there was nothing for him. And he blow the spot out just looking like idiots.

[Gavin]

He's like, I think I'm going to just scoot out of here. I'll see you guys tomorrow.

[Ryan]

100%.

[Gavin]

I'm just going to say that for his sake. And you can't blame him on that.

[Ben]

That. Well, I hope the people like the

[Ryan]

video cuz it was pretty embarrassing to film. I'm going to be honest.

[Gavin]

Sometimes it's better to be looking like an idiot than to even do something really cool.

[Ben]

Have you ever watched a Seabo tv?

[Gavin]

Yeah. What do you mean? This sounds perfect.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I guess. I guess it is. It's right on, right on par, Right on Brand. Well, in that case should we get shred 80s gifts rolling?

[Ben]

What are you talking about?

[Gavin]

Bring her over one that was yelling at us.

[Ken Matthews]

I do need some eye coverings on your face though.

[Gab]

All right, all right, I gotcha. Here we go.

[Ken Matthews]

It will be a second, but you are gonna have to wear a T shirt. No, no, you're gonna. No, you're gonna have to wear a T shirt over your eyes.

[Gab]

Give me a T shirt.

[Ken Matthews]

I will. I will get it.

[Ryan]

Oh, Gab. Are you excited?

[Gab]

Oh, dude, I get too many gifts from you guys.

[Ryan]

You love it. Don't act like you don't.

[Gab]

I love it, but it's kind of scary every time. Like, what's it gonna be, Dr. David walking through the door?

[Evan]

You'd love that, wouldn't you?

[Gab]

No, I would not love that.

[Evan]

If the best three wheeler rider on the Internet pulled up.

[Gavin]

You're going head, dude.

[Gab]

He's gonna be in the van race tomorrow.

[Gavin]

Are you gonna clean them out or what?

[Gab]

I might have to. Even though I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to.

[Evan]

We got a half a van.

[Ryan]

Did they give him a full van?

[Gab]

No, they cut all the vans in half.

[Gavin]

What?

[Gab]

Tomorrow's van race is half.

[Mike]

Is that awesome?

[Ryan]

No real reels.

[Gab]

Nothing. Nothing there.

[Gavin]

It's just skidding.

[Gab]

What, this?

[Gavin]

It's just kidding.

[Gab]

Thankfully we have full cages this time. But we are driving half vans.

[Evan]

This doesn't work. We've cut a vehicle in half before. It doesn't work for donuts.

[Gavin]

At least it'll work.

[Ben]

No, you can't drive. You can't like you like can't turn.

[Evan]

We stalled out on Highway 11 and we had to get this skid steer.

[Gab]

We're going to see what happens. Cuz we have 12 ants cut in half.

[Ryan]

Aren't you a three wheel guy? Not a two wheel guy though.

[Gab]

Turning into a two wheel guy tomorrow.

[Gavin]

You had like a dolly 80 baby. Ready.

[Evan]

You guys have really gotten weird since you went to Australia. But carry on.

[Gab]

Too much fun. Oh yeah.

[Ben]

Now we got both you guys. No. Now we can hear the truth. What really happened?

[Gab]

I know.

[Ryan]

Talk to us, baby. Tell us what really happened.

[Gab]

You tell them what happened. No, you tell them, Spenny.

[Gavin]

No, we've heard it.

[Ryan]

We've.

[Ben]

We've heard both angles.

[Ryan]

We're good there.

[Ben]

We're good.

[Mike]

How is that Cummins wheeler.

[Gab]

Oh, insane, dude. In freaking saying a 12 valve and a four wheeler. You ever seen something like that, Mike?

[Ryan]

Oh, I blew my.

[Mike]

My jaw was literally on the floor, bro.

[Gab]

Shout out to John freaking Hall.

[Evan]

Very clean build. It looked very, very impressive build.

[Gab]

Saying, dude, yeah. They had a blown out 12 valve and they're like, what do we do with this motor?

[Mike]

Build a giant four wheeler around it.

[Gab]

Yeah. Four wheeler behind it. Coolant flew through the whole frame back up to the radiator.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Gab]

It was pretty insane. It was a pretty technical build.

[Ben]

We've been talking about doing that with your old motor. Run it. But for a three wheeler trailer, please.

[Gab]

Let's do it.

[Ben]

But it, I think it's like very extensive by the sounds of big wrenches size when I mention it.

[Gab]

All right, what do we got?

[Evan]

Don't talk about big wrenches.

[Ken Matthews]

This is going to require you to be blindfolded.

[Gab]

Okay.

[Ken Matthews]

For the duration of the podcast. No, no, just the duration of the test.

[Gab]

Okay.

[Ken Matthews]

But you're gonna have to wrap the towel around your eyes, Ken.

[Evan]

That's my toe. You can tell there's racing stripes on it.

[Ryan]

Things are just. Things have just been kind of off ever since that's. That lady yelled at us for just being single and sitting here.

[Ben]

Mike's married.

[Ryan]

Mike's married. These guys are engaged. Like, we're not that single.

[Gab]

Yeah, I'm pretty.

[Ryan]

I got a girlfriend.

[Gavin]

I guess.

[Gab]

I'm not that single. I just took a date to the mud park.

[Gavin]

Just kidding. I'm sure she was just having a bad day.

[Ryan]

I feel like we should order chocolate basket to her front porch or something. Tomorrow.

[Evan]

I'll leave a chocolate basket on the front.

[Gavin]

We'll send Evan over after dinner.

[Ryan]

I do feel bad. I mean, we're sitting outside in a neighborhood at 11:20 at night in the middle of Florida.

[Ben]

But it's Florida.

[Gavin]

Sorry.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

What are they active out? They're active on a Thursday night. I guess.

[Gab]

Say anything bad.

[Ryan]

So I was having a pretty funny laugh yesterday. We were going to grab groceries. We were going to grab snacks for the Airbnb. It was pretty funny. We go to the liquor store first and Ken's pushing the. The grocery cart around the liquor store, going grocery. Like he's grocery shopping. Going through every single.

[Evan]

That's a good liquor barn run. When you need shopping cart at the liquor store.

[Ryan]

Looking at the labels and then putting it back.

[Gab]

All right, all right, it's down, it's down. I'm ready to go.

[Ben]

Oh, hold on, Gab. Let me fix your. He's looking.

[Ryan]

He's looking.

[Evan]

He's cheating. He's cheating. Dude.

[Ryan]

He's always a cheater. He's always trying to cheat.

[Gab]

Cheater.

[Ryan]

You are a cheater. You just tried to look.

[Ken Matthews]

You are Trying to cheat here, guys.

[Ryan]

You just tried to.

[Ben]

Look, I'm easy going.

[Gab]

I'm chilling. I'm chilling.

[Evan]

You're not easy going, bro.

[Ken Matthews]

All right, Gav.

[Gavin]

What do we have here, Ken, what do we got?

[Ken Matthews]

So, I have a selection of delicacies.

[Gab]

Such as?

[Ken Matthews]

Such as you are going to have to guess what they are.

[Gab]

Okay, Hand them over.

[Ken Matthews]

Okay, we're going to do it one by one. No. I'm going to put it in your mouth so you cannot like this. You cannot feel what it is.

[Ryan]

It's nothing that's going to kill you. And it's nothing that's gonna harm you, make you stronger.

[Gab]

Please, guys.

[Ken Matthews]

You might like some of them. You might not.

[Evan]

Ken might like it more than you do.

[Gab]

I do not like any of this so far.

[Gavin]

Ken, why are you taking your pants off?

[Ben]

All right, all right.

[Gavin]

The first one's gonna be a hot dog.

[Ken Matthews]

Stand still. This is delicacy number one.

[Ben]

One.

[Evan]

I hate this.

[Ken Matthews]

Just, just. Okay, mouth open. Mouth open just a little bit wider.

[Gab]

Hot Cheeto. Normal Cheeto.

[Ken Matthews]

Normal Cheeto. Okay.

[Ben]

Normal Cheetah.

[Gavin]

All right, one for one.

[Ben]

Yeah, one for one.

[Gab]

Okay, please don't me.

[Ben]

Next up, next up.

[Ken Matthews]

Okay, next up, you're gonna have to guess specifically, see, okay, what this is. Okay, There are many variations. This is a specific kind.

[Gab]

Okay, let's go. Like a dried fruit. Mango.

[Gavin]

All right, that was incorrect.

[Ken Matthews]

Second guess. Second guess. What do you think the second guess is?

[Gab]

Chocolate.

[Ken Matthews]

And what was the chocolate in?

[Gab]

Nothing. Crazy.

[Evan]

Jesus Christ. It was an M M cookie.

[Ben]

I didn't know.

[Gab]

I've never had an M M cookie

[Ben]

with a.

[Mike]

The little.

[Ken Matthews]

Okay, this is. This is going to be some reboot. What flavor reboot do you think it is?

[Gab]

Let's run it.

[Gavin]

You're giving them reboot at this time of night?

[Gab]

Whoops to it.

[Ken Matthews]

What flavor is it?

[Gavin]

It's going to be up all night.

[Ben]

Seriously.

[Gab]

Bomb pop.

[Gavin]

Bomb pop.

[Ben]

You're so good.

[Gavin]

Tells him.

[Ken Matthews]

Okay, this one's a little fork.

[Gab]

I don't like that. No fish, please. I just asked. No seafood.

[Ryan]

Reboot. Reboot.

[Ken Matthews]

I'm going to put the fork in your mouth.

[Gab]

That's on a fork. Dude, please don't be sick.

[Ben]

I'm not eating a tuna.

[Ken Matthews]

Just chill.

[Evan]

Just let it rip if you need, buddy.

[Ryan]

No, he's faking it. He's faking it.

[Evan]

You're faking it. You won't do it.

[Gavin]

Open up your mouth.

[Ben]

Open up your mouth.

[Evan]

This will calm me down. This will calm me down.

[Ken Matthews]

This will calm me down. This will calm me Down. What do you think this is? Is,

[Ben]

Bro?

[Evan]

You're fine.

[Gavin]

This one's good.

[Ben]

This is sweet.

[Ken Matthews]

Open your mouth.

[Ben]

Sweet.

[Gavin]

I promise you, bro.

[Ben]

That's good, isn't it?

[Gavin]

Yum.

[Gab]

I have no clue what that was. That was something else.

[Mike]

I'll give you a hint. Evan had about 15 of them last night.

[Gab]

Wasn't a snowball. What was that with Twinkie?

[Ken Matthews]

No, it was a lemon cake.

[Ryan]

Vanilla cake. Vanilla cake.

[Ken Matthews]

Okay, next one, Gav. We're gonna put the next one.

[Evan]

Now.

[Ryan]

Look up to the sky and open up your mouth, Gav.

[Ben]

Oh, you yourself also. What was that, kid? What was that?

[Ken Matthews]

That was Fancy Feast. Trout feast.

[Gavin]

This lady next door is gonna be like, what is going on?

[Ken Matthews]

All right, Gav, well, if you're not gonna sample this last one, I'm going to sample it.

[Ben]

What, bro?

[Gavin]

That say no.

[Ben]

Oh, I just like the smell.

[Sponsor Voice]

Don't knock over the cameras. Be careful. Be careful.

[Ben]

No way.

[Evan]

I don't like the smell. Oh, God. I don't like the smell.

[Ken Matthews]

All right, Gav, well, this. This last one is a raw oyster.

[Mike]

Ken's still going.

[Ken Matthews]

This is going to be my. Oh, you're blocking my camera view.

[Mike]

You guys, Ken the Savage is putting back the oyster.

[Ken Matthews]

This one is a raw oyster, and this is my favorite treat.

[Gavin]

Oh, my God. What a podcast.

[Evan]

That smells bad. I don't get that worked up. That was bad.

[Ryan]

I got a whiff of it there, and it went into my downpipe, and it was not good.

[Gavin]

That was insane, guys.

[Ken Matthews]

Actually, that was a terrible oyster.

[Evan]

Oh, my God.

[Gavin]

Ken's gonna throw him out, too. Again.

[Ben]

That was so gross.

[Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Sponsor Voice]

Oh, my God.

[Evan]

That was awesome.

[Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Gavin]

Sounds bad. How did it taste, Gab? How did it taste?

[Evan]

Ken, why didn't you save this till the end of the pod?

[Gavin]

Why do you hate seafood so much?

[Ryan]

I just hate it.

[Gab]

I'm a land mammal.

[Ben]

Wait, so that was literally just tuna.

[Gavin]

No, that was cat tuna.

[Ken Matthews]

No, no, it was. This was. This was fancy. Fancy Feast.

[Ben]

Trout feast. Sorry, dude.

[Ryan]

The funniest thing about that.

[Gavin]

It was 79 cents.

[Ryan]

Didn't even even swallow it. Just hit the lemon and he just instantly.

[Gavin]

Bro, you truly don't like seafood.

[Gab]

I hate it.

[Gavin]

Like, I mean, the fact that that just touched your mouth.

[Gab]

I hate that.

[Ken Matthews]

I'm sorry, guys. Benny led us down that path, and I couldn't resist.

[Evan]

Yeah. Have you had a. Have you had a. Have you had a previous experience with cat food?

[Gab]

I don't want to talk about it, but yes, in Australia.

[Evan]

Well, unfortunately, you're gonna have to talk about it.

[Gab]

Yeah, I'm there for about an hour. Benny's brother Cole had your girlfriend show up. Gav, you want to come try this? Really good chip, as you guys already heard. Next thing you know, she hands me the chip.

[Ben]

Well, it's not bad.

[Gab]

Kind of salty.

[Gavin]

You liked it? I did like it.

[Gab]

And then I swallow it. It's catnip.

[Gavin]

Never a good, good sign.

[Gab]

Cat tune them. Especially after. I know it's not even funny.

[Ryan]

Yo, I didn't do anything, Gab. I didn't have anything to do with that.

[Ben]

Yeah, Ken actually manned that one himself.

[Gab]

Ken, but nasty dude.

[Ben]

Ev, didn't you.

[Ken Matthews]

I love you, brother.

[Gab]

Thank you, bro.

[Ben]

Ken, you almost gotta go and get like a wet washcloth or something. Yeah, we actually gotta, like, shreds is just slipping and sliding in his own puke, right?

[Evan]

No, but I'm. I'm about to add to the problem. If we don't kill this smell, I. I swear I'll go like three days in a row. And I eat about, like, one meal a day, like three days in a row. And that fourth day, I make it until about midnight. And then my body tells me, eat the kitchen.

[Ben]

Oh, my gosh, Gav, you got some on your boot. I think I might throw up. Dude, dude, stop fucking using your hand, Gav. Just spread around with your feet.

[Gavin]

Oh, you have a lot of puke

[Evan]

on the heel of your boot.

[Ben]

Wash your hands like I just watched you grab.

[Gavin]

He's got tears coming out his eyes, guys.

[Ryan]

Come on. That's got to be the first ever throw up guest on the pod.

[Evan]

No, no, there's been puke hot challenges. And yeah, I puked once on 10.

[Ryan]

Watch my shoes.

[Ben]

Oh, my God. Don't get that on me, man.

[Sponsor Voice]

Things have been going off the rails ever since you tried to hand the reins over to us.

[Gavin]

Great. You kidding me? You guys are doing great.

[Ben]

Yeah, this has been amazing.

[Ryan]

Let's just say B team demoted to D team is kind of firing right now.

[Gavin]

You guys might be A plus team.

[Sponsor Voice]

Kind of been ticking me off that Spenny keeps calling us the B team.

[Ryan]

It's funny. So the reason why I've been saying that we're the B team is cuz on Thursdays, Ben and CJ and Dalton are out editing the video to drop, and it just seems like it's like Ryan, me, Evan, Ken and whoever else is just not doing any work and we just go out and try to make something of the day.

[Evan]

And Brother Taco in that tire was some serious work.

[Gavin]

He's been working on that for a couple years.

[Evan]

You know how many burgers I had to eat to fold that r. This didn't happen overnight.

[Gavin]

He's been working at it for a while.

[Ben]

Evan's like, is my career a joke to you?

[Ryan]

Let's just say things are coming around for us.

[Sponsor Voice]

Listen, Shreds, you may have something on your cheek. No, no, it's okay. It's okay.

[Evan]

It's a little bit higher. A little bit higher.

[Sponsor Voice]

I'm sorry if I.

[Gavin]

No, don't.

[Evan]

Don't. Please don't jump in the pool.

[Mike]

I'd be fine with that because I

[Evan]

was thinking about swimming in there later.

[Gab]

Okay. I got you, bro.

[Sponsor Voice]

If I'd known that was happening.

[Gab]

Do not push back, beard.

[Sponsor Voice]

I won't.

[Ryan]

You've had.

[Ben]

He's actually had enough.

[Sponsor Voice]

You've actually had enough happen. You. I'm sorry.

[Gab]

Back it.

[Ben]

We're good, bud.

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Really good.

[Mike]

A little plugged up.

[Evan]

Now a buzzball. Max. Max, grab the buzz ball.

[Gavin]

Grab the big go.

[Sponsor Voice]

The big.

[Evan]

That'll get his health up, at least his shield.

[Gavin]

Last night, when we were shopping, so it was me, Spenny was kind of in the middle of the story, but it was me, Spenny, and Ken. And we were tasked with. With going on, you know, a food and liquor run. And we're at the liquor store, and Ken's shopping. Like, it's the grocery store with your mom, where you go through every aisle, literally pick up.

[Ben]

Like, I'm not.

[Gavin]

I'm not kidding you. No, he's, like, grabbing stuff off.

[Ryan]

He's looking at it and putting it back on the shelf.

[Ben]

Putting it back on the shelf.

[Gavin]

Then he grabbed another one. He throw that in. Let's get two of those.

[Evan]

And then.

[Gavin]

So anyways, I'm, like, making sure we're getting stuff for. For. For certain people in the group, because I didn't want us to spend an hour going to get this stuff.

[Ryan]

Grab those for Ryan.

[Gavin]

Yeah. And it's like, what do we. What do we get for Evan? Let's get him a big go. I just knew you'd love this because it's blue.

[Ryan]

It's like the blue potion off Fortnite.

[Ben]

It's a big pot, and he loved it.

[Gavin]

But then, not only did we surprise.

[Evan]

I'm a for buzz balls.

[Gavin]

We surprised him with 50. What was it? 50.

[Ryan]

56 deviled eggs or something.

[Gavin]

And he was pumped about that.

[Ben]

That's the most excited I've ever seen

[Gavin]

Evan surprise him with that and the deviled egg platter.

[Ryan]

Gave him a Lamborghini.

[Gavin]

Well, better than that, because we've done that, and it was a better reaction.

[Evan]

The big problem was, is, I mean, well, I guess you were getting there, but you introduced me the challenge. Like, Evan, can you whack 50 deviled eggs?

[Ben]

Yeah, I did.

[Gavin]

I did ask him if you wanted to eat them all in one sitting.

[Evan]

The problem is it's been at least a year, if not longer, since I've gotten a proper seafood boil. I love seafood boils.

[Ben]

We know.

[Evan]

So I went huge. Part of my friends.

[Gavin]

You ate a bunch of.

[Evan]

I went really big on the seafood boil.

[Gavin]

A bunch of crab legs, a bunch sausages.

[Evan]

Sausages. Two pounds of shrimp.

[Gavin]

That's insane. He did it all in one sitting. All while being absolutely. Just sitting in, like, a bucket of butter. A bucket of butter.

[Evan]

And really in Cajun season.

[Ben]

Can we talk about what happened before we got our food?

[Gavin]

Let me. Let me.

[Evan]

Let's just wrap up the egg test.

[Ben]

Tock.

[Evan]

Moral of the story is these guys challenged me to eat 50 eggs after I just ate the biggest meal I've eaten in the last, like, I don't even know when years. I am so freaking full. I love deviled eggs more than. I don't even know what I. What I like more than deviled eggs. And I literally was like, I had to let the whole gang down because I was so excited to see the eggs, but I, like, couldn't eat them. I whacked six, and I just had to tap out. So I apologize. I didn't mean to offend you guys, because, you know, it's kind of disrespecting the chef. They bring out a nice me meal, and you don't eat it. Like, I would never do that to Jen.

[Gavin]

Yeah, no, you wouldn't.

[Evan]

And, yeah, so I just feel bad about that. But I. I just really. For a guy to eat 50 eggs, you gotta have an empty tummy.

[Gavin]

And the thing that was the biggest surprise me was it was a very, very cheap, low quality egg. And I know that's what you prefer. You prefer the gas station boilies. I mean, look how many we have left.

[Evan]

Honestly. Keep those away from you, right?

[Gavin]

I'm not gonna lie. I love devil D eggs, but they're terrible. Gav would have one.

[Gab]

I don't want to look at him, okay?

[Gavin]

He's full.

[Evan]

I'm pretty much a garbage disposal. Like, I eat things I don't like because I'm hungry. I hate black olives, and I don't know who the hell decided they should put Black olives on deviled eggs. But you found that batch.

[Ken Matthews]

Well, they. They only put the black olives on about half the deviled eggs.

[Evan]

It ruined them all. It ruined them all.

[Ken Matthews]

Which. Like, which one?

[Evan]

Guilty by association. All bad.

[Gavin]

It was a pretty Damn good deal. 19 bucks for that many eggs Already prepped. Anyways, so before that, we go to this seafood place. I think it's called, like, Crabby's or something. Mr. And Mr. Crabs. Great establishment. Anyways, so we go walking in there. Place is packed. I don't know what it is, but, like, when you're a big group of dudes come walking in, maybe we're kind of happy. We're cracking jokes, laughing, whatever, whatever. Everyone turns and looks at us, and, you know, there's also people kind of recognize us sometimes. So there's probably three different groups of people who are like, oh, that's the.

[Ben]

That's the Sea Boys.

[Ken Matthews]

Whatever.

[Gavin]

We're, like, trying to sit down, and they start pulling tables together. So it's like. Anyways, the table's finally set up, and everyone goes to sit down, and Dalton kicks Evan's chair out from under him. And Evan just goes crashing to the ground and smacks a bunch of the other chairs. They go flying into the other chairs, like. And he lands on the ground. He's, like, sitting here, like.

[Ben]

Like, he was.

[Gavin]

Like, he was just for a second, trying to process what happened.

[Ryan]

He got punked.

[Ben]

Yeah. Everyone's looking at him, and he.

[Gavin]

He stands up, he goes, dalton, like, loud. The whole restaurant stopped. Like, it's. Everyone's looking at him.

[Ben]

It's silent. I even heard the music go, like.

[Gavin]

Like, straight up. It was dead silent. You could heard a pin drop. And he goes, dalton, I'm going to you so hard tonight. And then everyone goes

[Evan]

the craziest thing,

[Ben]

as if they could go any more crazy.

[Gavin]

It was absolutely hilarious.

[Evan]

Dalton kicks, for the record, like, if I get you back really good. That's what I meant.

[Ben]

No, I know, but in the heat of the.

[Evan]

I just.

[Ben]

Well, I need to clarify.

[Evan]

We can't.

[Ben]

Like, the pin drop, drop, silence.

[Gavin]

And that's what you chose to say when everyone. You had everyone in the restaurant's attention.

[Ken Matthews]

I don't think we could have been seated in a more central location center.

[Gavin]

Everyone just around us.

[Evan]

And I felt so bad because the nice lady that's organizing chairs and tables and doing all this didn't see that. Dalton yanks the chair out. She just saw me laying on the ground in pain and misery. So she's apologizing oh, are you okay?

[Ben]

Are you okay?

[Evan]

And I think I just looked at. I go, this is not you.

[Ben]

It's this idiot.

[Gab]

We're on a podcast.

[Evan]

Sorry.

[Gab]

It's the girl from the bar.

[Ben]

Well, this is not the time to be taking.

[Gavin]

I'm gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna wrap it up.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Gavin]

So it was absolutely hilarious. And then I went up to the manager after and, like, dropped off my name, number, email. I was like, please, can I get this security camera footage? Like, I need this, this. And then they're like, yeah, we're gonna run it by, you know, whoever is the head over there, and we'll see if we can get it, and then we'll send it to you, which chances are, I'm not gonna get this footage, but.

[Evan]

So I admitted this to Dalton last night, but I don't think I told you guys. The main reason I hit the ground so hard and was so shook is because me being deaf in one ear, I always want to sit at the far left side of the table.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

So we walk in, and I see Dalton. He's about to sit down in the far for where I want to sit. So I try to slide in, and I'm going to steal his chair. So he's pulling it out for himself. And I don't just sit down normally. I try to jump into that chair. Like, I'm going to beat him to the chair.

[Gavin]

Dude, like, butt slammed the floor.

[Evan]

I cannonballed into the floor. It wasn't a normal sit and miss. I bodied my own self, and I'm taking thinking I'm gonna be Dalton to the chair. Next thing I know, I'm laying on the floor.

[Gavin]

You had your arms up on, like, two chairs that were tipped over like

[Evan]

this, like, absolutely body. The last time I took a hit like that, I was in a trx.

[Ryan]

Like, it.

[Ben]

I look down, I look down, and I see him on the ground. And then he says that to Dalton. I go, what the fuck just happened?

[Gavin]

It was such high tension. And then a bunch of people came up and took pictures with us, like, throughout our dinner. And I think everyone else that didn't know who we were, like, damn. So just pulled his chair out, and now everyone wants to take a picture with him.

[Ben]

So. So after that had happened, I'm sitting next to Dalton. So it goes, evan, Dalton. And then me and Evan obviously told Dalton what to be expecting that night. Then Evan is just, like, reminding him for the next, like, 10 minutes, like, I'm fine.

[Gavin]

I'm fine.

[Ben]

We're fine. But I'm gonna get you back, and it's gonna be bad. It's gonna be bad mad. And then Dalton's like.

[Evan]

He's shook.

[Ben]

I didn't mean.

[Evan]

He's apologizing.

[Ben]

I didn't mean to do it.

[Evan]

He's trying to make deals.

[Ben]

So he looks. He looks at me and goes, dude, dude, can I pay you to protect me? No, he didn't said that. And I look at him and I go, you think Evan's gonna listen to me?

[Gavin]

No.

[Ben]

What the hell am I gonna do? And two, I'm not getting in between you two.

[Evan]

No, I actually. He'll probably hear this. That sucks. But, like, I have no idea what I'm gonna do. But, like, honestly, I want this to go way too long. I want it to be like a year from now, and I want to absolutely smoke him. And he's gonna be like, where? Like, he's gonna be mad. It's probably gonna go too far. And I'll be like, bro, don't you remember Florida? Gotcha. Like, I don't want to get him back today. I don't. Not tomorrow, not next week, not next month. I want it to down the line, and it'll be so much more satisfying. But anyways, it was all good for fun, and I'm okay.

[Ben]

Amazing.

[Gavin]

Guys. Gav, how you doing?

[Sponsor Voice]

I'm hanging in there.

[Gab]

Guys. I'm all stuff.

[Gavin]

Are you allergic to seafood?

[Sponsor Voice]

Possible.

[Gab]

I don't feel good after that.

[Gavin]

I think you might be allergic, guys.

[Mike]

Why do you guys keep calling it seafood? You literally admitted that it was cat food.

[Evan]

I figured you would love cat food, being you're such a. I'm sorry, Gav. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Ben]

Sorry.

[Evan]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Ben]

I'm sorry.

[Evan]

Where did that come from?

[Ben]

I'm sorry.

[Gavin]

It just slipped.

[Gab]

Oh, I feel like a now maybe

[Ryan]

you need to go for a swim.

[Gab]

I'm about to. Don't push me in right now.

[Ryan]

I was hoping we could just lean back, Gav.

[Ben]

Just let it

[Ken Matthews]

further delicacies, but unfortunately, we couldn't make it fast.

[Gab]

No, it's okay.

[Ben]

I appreciate it.

[Ryan]

Just lean on back in. Gav, can you still taste it?

[Gab]

It's bad. Like, it's all my nostrils. You'll hear me all stuffed up. I'm hanging off a dear life right now. Holy hell.

[Ryan]

Hey, baby's out.

[Evan]

One bit of cat food. You got Southern as hell. Do you guys hear that?

[Ben]

Draw.

[Gab]

I am so stuffed up.

[Gavin]

Dude, I think he's allergic to seafood.

[Ken Matthews]

You might have A shellfish allergy?

[Evan]

Chicken? Cat food Food.

[Ken Matthews]

No, it was tuna.

[Gavin]

It doesn't.

[Evan]

My bad.

[Mike]

My bad.

[Gavin]

Cats can eat food from the seed.

[Mike]

So you got a new car?

[Ben]

I did, yeah.

[Gavin]

Let's wrap it up on.

[Mike]

And driving it in Florida is extra sick. Driving at home's cool, but it was

[Ben]

top five Se boys moments of all time for me. I mean, so sick, dude.

[Mike]

And it was just sick sick that everyone else that was like, not in the car watching you drive past us million times. Doesn't get old.

[Evan]

I'm just bummed that me and Ben have never been in a physical altercation before. But at that Porsche dealership, Ben punched me.

[Gavin]

What?

[Ben]

Because I'm put. I'm putting the sticker on. On the car, laying down in an echo chamber, and Evan comes up, just farts and lifts a leg and farts on my face.

[Evan]

No. Okay, come on now. It. My butt was the other direction.

[Ben]

I'm not that far away from my ass. Bad.

[Evan]

Well, yeah, but I was pointed the

[Ben]

other way in like an aggressive fart.

[Gavin]

They always are.

[Evan]

Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm sure there's plenty of people out there that's like, brother, if you're at the Porsche dealership and one of your best friends is sealing the deal on a new car, let one go, dude. You deserve it.

[Gavin]

Do it. Put one of the toilets out of commission in the bathroom.

[Ken Matthews]

I. I may have done a little work.

[Gavin]

There was a sign up.

[Ken Matthews]

They had to close the bathroom down.

[Gavin]

Honestly. And you deserve to do that. If Ben spending that much money on a car, I think that you deserve the right to shut down one of the toilets. Toilets.

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[Gavin]

I'm surprised the porcelain didn't crack.

[Ken Matthews]

Well, that's why they closed it.

[Mike]

Whatever assault Ken did to that toilet, I guarantee you, was premeditated. You were thinking about that from the.

[Ken Matthews]

Absolutely. I held it in from the moment that plane took off.

[Evan]

I don't know, some people, you know, you. There's different things to do in different places and you know, it gets exciting. You know, there's Mile High clubs and all this Shit. But I ripped an absolute burner at the Porsche dealership, and I'm stoked about it.

[Gavin]

That was like the nicest Porsche dealership in the country, supposedly.

[Ben]

No, it was.

[Evan]

He said it's like the number two biggest dealership in the country.

[Gavin]

They were so professional. Dude, everyone in there is in suits, like, talking all sophisticated. And then our dumb asses are in there, like,

[Evan]

why is this guy farting in his shorts?

[Gavin]

Him, Ken. Ask him for where the bathroom.

[Ryan]

And then you dumb it down.

[Mike]

Can we put stickers on the car?

[Gavin]

Like, yeah, we already put them on right here.

[Ryan]

We did.

[Ben]

Holy shit. I had stickers, actually, I ordered stickers. I had them sent to the dealership after I bought the car. Cuz I bought it like a month ago. I said, hey, can you just have your team put these on the car so when we show up, it's good to go? And he texted me like the day before we hopped on the flight to fly down here. And he goes, hey, I never got those stickers. So I'm looking at my email and I was like, oh, went to the address, got turned around, needed like a signature or something. And so I just called Mike and I was like, yo, we can probably just like make these stickers. And so we had our local print shop just make the stickers, cut them out, and then gave them to us. And I brought them to the dealership. We unveil it, take the COVID off everyone's, you know, walking around it. I'm like, in shock stock. And then I look at the salesman go, I brought those stickers with. Can I just put them on right here? And they looked. He looked at me like I was joking. I was like, no, I'm serious. He's like, I mean, yeah, you can.

[Ryan]

But he's like, our fight. Our best tint guys take 5 hours for this job. It's. It's not an easy job. Like, I don't. Can you do that? Like, I don't think we. I don't think we can do that, but you can try if you want. So Ben's like, all right, like, we'll.

[Ben]

We'll do it. No problem.

[Ken Matthews]

Stickers. It's not the end of the world.

[Ben]

World.

[Sponsor Voice]

How much were they gonna charge you to put.

[Ben]

They were gonna charge me 500 to put them on, which can I mention

[Sponsor Voice]

is less than 1/100th of a percent of the car price.

[Gavin]

500 is 500.

[Sponsor Voice]

You're right, you're right, you're right.

[Ben]

It's still 500.

[Sponsor Voice]

So put on a couple Stickers.

[Ken Matthews]

I also wanted to charge you $60 for a hat, which you. CJ did a great job.

[Gavin]

I did do that. They weren't. They weren't even gonna throw in a Porsche with his. This guy's car that he just bought. And I'm like, I think you should get the hat for free. Bought the car. I mean, what kind of dealership we running here? I think you guys could at least throw the hat in for free.

[Ben]

You know, he's looking at us. He was looking at the cameras, and he was just like. And then he looks at the guy standing behind, like, the merchandise standing, and he goes, I'll pay for the hat.

[Ryan]

You did get that calendar for free, though.

[Gavin]

Salesman.

[Ben]

I got the calendar.

[Gavin]

He was a good salesman, though.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Shout out. He's the best. If I was ever gonna buy a Porsche, I will make sure I only buy it from that guy because I liked him a lot. He was awesome.

[Ben]

Huge beauty. Huge beauty. And so, yeah, we spent the next probably 20 minutes putting on these. These stickers on the side in the middle of the dealership. And all of, like, the salesmen and the finance guys and the managers, all of them wearing suits, slick back hair came down and just stood in like a circle and just watched as. As we laid on the ground and put the stickers on the car. There was like, is this place a joke to you?

[Mike]

It just didn't seem that.

[Ken Matthews]

That crazy while you were doing that. Like, they were showing C.J. ryan and I around, like, the. Their showroom, and it's like all these special edition Porsches and like, I don't understand a word that this guy was saying. It's like, no.

[Evan]

Why are these 10?

[Ben]

That might have something to do with the 17 mimosas you had for breakfast.

[Gavin]

Well, they were like, normally we throw a guy out of the showroom floor the second he steps in here. Here looking like you, but since you're with this guy, I guess you can stay.

[Ken Matthews]

We did get the tour.

[Ben]

The minute we walked in, though, you could tell that everyone in the store was like, who the are these idiots?

[Ryan]

Why do we get that everywhere we go?

[Ben]

I feel.

[Ryan]

I feel like at a high end.

[Evan]

Because we are idiots. Spinny.

[Ben]

Yep, Precisely.

[Mike]

At, like, a high end sports car dealership.

[Evan]

I.

[Mike]

They have to be like, Damn. YouTube is. When they walk in, like, you know, they see it.

[Ryan]

They see, like, people who are.

[Mike]

Well, not just YouTubers, influencers, like, people doing. Only fans that are coming in buying crazy cars. Maybe.

[Ben]

I mean, they're buying cars, but yeah, maybe.

[Mike]

Well, have you seen, like, Togi or

[Ben]

Steve will do it.

[Ryan]

Rolling, bro.

[Ben]

Yeah, true.

[Ryan]

Steve. Steven goes in there and straights, like, takes stuff off the guy's desk.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

So it was cj Got a free water?

[Gavin]

I did, yeah.

[Ben]

Good. Yeah, it was a good overall. An insane experience, though, from, like, every aspect of putting the stickers on, looking like absolute idiots. All my friends standing around their pants, blowing out the toilets.

[Gavin]

Got that thing out of commission. I took a video of it, bro.

[Evan]

The guy is literally mid conversation with Mike and. And Ken goes, where's the bathroom?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

And then the.

[Ben]

The drive. So then we went from Orlando to Cletus's Freedom Factory racetrack, which was about a two hour drive. And it was, like, all highway miles but pretty, pretty good traffic. And so it was just like bobbing and weaving traffic. Me and Spenny for two hours straight. Dalton's hanging out the minivan. Literally hanging out the minivan.

[Evan]

I grabbed his belt at one point.

[Ben]

All the boys were there, there. Spenny and I were bumping Nickelback and we were just swimming up traffic. It was. It was top five Seaboz moments for me.

[Mike]

Ben was blacking in and out of excitement.

[Ben]

Yeah. It was like a safety hazard for me to be driving. One, I'm a terrible driver in general, but two, I'm even worse in traffic or just, like, in busy cities.

[Ryan]

Ben actually did miss, like, three or four turns, and every time I'd be like.

[Evan]

And there only was three turns to get where we were going.

[Ryan]

Google Maps is right there. Like, is he not seeing it? Or like, we would get close to a turn and he, like, wouldn't be in the lane. I'm like, ben, we gotta go right here. And the maps are right there.

[Ben]

And I was just.

[Ryan]

But anyways, we made it. We made her. And here we are.

[Ken Matthews]

I kind of zoned out in traffic for a while. And then you. You got, like, on my ass.

[Evan]

Is like, holy.

[Ken Matthews]

Ben is, like, right there.

[Ben]

Oh, my God.

[Mike]

Also, I forgot how aggressive Ken drives when he's in a wrench.

[Ben]

Mental.

[Gavin]

Yeah, dude.

[Ben]

It is just levels.

[Mike]

Insanely highly more aggressive than your daily driving.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

We were getting peppered by rocks. I'm like, are we getting peppered by rocks right now? Who the cares? It's a rental response.

[Ken Matthews]

Do you care. Do you care that it's getting peppered?

[Gavin]

No, it just seems like we would

[Ben]

back up a little bit.

[Ken Matthews]

I mean, I don't care. It's a rental car. We're paying for it, I guess.

[Evan]

I don't think that's how that works.

[Gavin]

We were just literally getting peppered for like two hours because we were riding the ass of these semis.

[Ken Matthews]

Like, I had the cruise control set to the closest setting.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I could tell it was fine, actually.

[Sponsor Voice]

So when we picked up the rental cars, Dalton had requested a minivan because apparently they're the easiest to shoot rollers out of because you can open up the side door and you don't have to hang out of it. We got our car on one side of the Orlando airport. And the. The minivan wasn't there. It was on the other side. So we had to walk like a literal mile at midnight at least.

[Gab]

Airport.

[Evan]

But it wasn't just a mile of flat ground. How many freaking stair sets did we. It was up to the roof, talk to someone down to the basement, back to the roof, then back somewhere to the middle floor and then send you to the other side.

[Ben]

Evan's Kryptonite.

[Sponsor Voice]

And so we finally get to the car and we're like, thank goodness. So we get in the car and I go, we probably better do a burnout. So we peel out of this main van. I pull up to the little gate and there's a nice young lady there.

[Ken Matthews]

Before. Before you get on to this.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yes.

[Ken Matthews]

That minivan cost double what my the Yukon cost.

[Evan]

Ben will vouch right off the top. It was worth it for those rollers.

[Ben]

It was sick.

[Ken Matthews]

It was worth. But it is atrocious. What these rental car companies want for a minivan.

[Sponsor Voice]

You ever driven one?

[Evan]

Nothing makes Ken's blood boil.

[Ken Matthews]

This minivan cost like an extra $100. They want $2,000 for a five day rental.

[Sponsor Voice]

That is atrocious. Have purchased one from any person picking

[Evan]

up someone at the airport.

[Ben]

It was.

[Mike]

I was trying to say, how about we don't spend two grand on a minivan. We spend five grand and we own one. But it was all worth it in the end.

[Ken Matthews]

Another two grand to ship at home. And then we're still.

[Evan]

No. Don was Domin's gonna drive it.

[Ryan]

We could have made.

[Evan]

We just drove it home.

[Ken Matthews]

Is gonna be out of commission for four days.

[Mike]

One day spinny do it. We don't need him.

[Ben]

I was. I mean for.

[Mike]

We don't need him like on Monday, Sunday.

[Ben]

Oh, he's nice to have around though. But I. I was actually honestly would have drove it. I was vouching to buy it too, but I was just like, well, let's just buy it and then let's just cook it.

[Ken Matthews]

Let's.

[Ben]

And then put it in free. Or like we could have like put it in the van or that.

[Mike]

But instead we wasted two grand renting one, I think.

[Ken Matthews]

Did I. Did I buy the collision full coverage limit for that minivan?

[Sponsor Voice]

Well, I don't know what we selected video. But I have stolen in that minivan.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

Ryan, get back on track. Get back on track up to this gate.

[Sponsor Voice]

Like the first one where like you, you get out. And she goes, all right, you're gonna go here, you're gonna take a left and you're gonna go right and you're gonna take a left and then you're gonna go down the thing and then whatever. And I go, whatever. There's gonna be signs. It's made for idiots. So I pay zero attention to whatever the.

[Ken Matthews]

This lady pays you attention.

[Evan]

I'm in the back seat and I hear.

[Mike]

I was gonna. I had dinner up there because Ryan's talking to a box at this point. And you, you.

[Ben]

Since it didn't.

[Mike]

Oh, gosh, that's the best part.

[Sponsor Voice]

And so anyway, we pull up to this thing and it says rental car return. I just pull a right and we go up.

[Evan]

Cuz the return was left.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah, the return left. And going to the right, we start heading up the spinny thing. Like how it's. How it loops to the parking garage. I figure sure as there's going to be a down, there's no down. We're driving through the parking lot, we're driving over. Over little curbs and speed bumps and everything. I go, it, we'll make it out of here somehow. We pull up and it's just your standard exit of the airport where you have to pay with your slip.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Sponsor Voice]

And she goes, this is a rental car. And I'm talking to her through the box, like through the, through the speaker. And I'm like, hey, I have a rental car. I took a wrong turn. Whatever, I already paid for it. Like you just got to let me out. And she goes back up, up and drive to the booth. And I'm like, how do I go back up? Stream up this one way? Like, I can't. She goes, just drive over to the cashier's booth. And I'm like, I can't go back up the parking ramp.

[Ben]

Oh, I can't imagine how fired up you were getting.

[Evan]

No, no, actually I was super cool, bro. It was insane. I've never seen this Ryan ever, bro.

[Ben]

I don't believe it.

[Ken Matthews]

Does anyone have this on camera?

[Mike]

Yeah, and he was being so. You were.

[Evan]

No, it was, it was like the fun. It was so fun. We're bumping Booby Ludavelli. We're all laughing, dying. This is a ridiculous situation. Anyone should be stressed out in this situation, but nobody was.

[Mike]

I love that you were like, he's talking to the box.

[Ryan]

He's like calling himself names.

[Mike]

Sorry, I am an idiot sandwich right now.

[Ben]

Like an idiot. Yeah, I mean, he's just like.

[Mike]

He's calling himself names and this and that. And she's like, yeah, come over to the cashiers and just come talk to me. And he's like, he. He's just making a fool of himself. But it was so funny. And then we back up, and she's like, two lanes over. She's like, right here.

[Ryan]

And he's like, oh, you're right there.

[Ben]

And he's been jibber jabber.

[Sponsor Voice]

Because I thought she wanted us to

[Ken Matthews]

go the whole way back to where we started.

[Sponsor Voice]

It's like, I can't drive all the way.

[Ken Matthews]

Got this one way traffic over there.

[Mike]

She's like, I'm right over here. I can hear you.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Sponsor Voice]

So I back up, I drive over there.

[Ken Matthews]

And then she's like, did you get this? Did you get this?

[Sponsor Voice]

Did you get this? I'm like, nah, I didn't. And so all she goes, she goes, what's your name? I say, my name is Ken Matthews and identity theft.

[Ken Matthews]

I rented that car under your name.

[Gab]

Name.

[Sponsor Voice]

And she goes, okay. And she writes it down on a little piece of paper and opens up the gate. And we peeled out.

[Evan]

Yeah, no, you peeled out. Yeah. I just want to make sure you peeled up.

[Gavin]

You squealed the tires out of there. And she goes, I should have maybe asked for identity.

[Ben]

For sure, dude. Right?

[Sponsor Voice]

So, yeah, no, I'm pretty sure we got that minivan.

[Evan]

And we were all cheering, like, when that gate opened. I mean, it was like, I don't know, we just won the Indy 500.

[Sponsor Voice]

I don't.

[Evan]

Or something.

[Gavin]

We enter this thing, Cletus's van, not gonna lie.

[Ken Matthews]

If you get the keys for a rental car and you make it to that gate, there's no, like, spike strips or anything. You just got to blow through the.

[Evan]

I would love to see you in this situation. Pull that maneuver. That is insane. You wouldn't do it.

[Ken Matthews]

Flimsy plastic.

[Evan]

You wouldn't do it, though.

[Ken Matthews]

Like, I wouldn't because I paid for the rental car. But if I stole a rental car, maybe point. You're just gonna blow through that little plastic gate.

[Sponsor Voice]

I do feel really accomplished because I don't know, there's got to be a hundred thousand cars rented from the Orlando Airport. And I was the one idiot who it up.

[Ben]

I couldn't figure out how to get

[Sponsor Voice]

on the goddamn airport.

[Evan]

But it actually was, like, such a prime example of just, like, how attitude can change literally the whole scenario. And Ryan was really the only one that was stressed like everyone else. Me. Don't, Mike. We're passengers. We're along for the ride. But Ryan was freaking hilarious. He got us where we needed to go. And I've never. Literally never in seven, eight, nine years, as long as I've known Ryan. Seen what? I don't even know what happened. I don't know. Were you poisoned? I don't know what happened, but it was. It was awesome. It was great.

[Mike]

And we were no help. We were all looking at him like, are you.

[Sponsor Voice]

I go, did you listen to what she told us to do?

[Evan]

And I. But we were working together as a team. She's asking for your information. Your phone's bricked on 1%. So Mike's rifling around.

[Ken Matthews]

Charger.

[Evan]

We can. Charger. He's good. Plug in. Whatever. We. We just got through it together, and it was great. But you could have pulled up and been angry, and then we would have been a little more like, oh, Ryan's angry. We just gotta let him figure this out. But instead, it was. It was awesome.

[Ben]

Tread lightly.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah. I think I turned a new lead. I saw what the power of good vibes. And I'm just gonna keep riding on.

[Ken Matthews]

We're gonna hold you to that.

[Sponsor Voice]

Thank you, Ken.

[Gab]

I will.

[Ben]

Ken started the day off. He even posted it on his story, which I thought was.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah, that was crazy Ken.

[Ben]

And then he's biting his lip.

[Ryan]

What?

[Ben]

Let's trigger Ryan today.

[Evan]

And the best. The best part was, I don't know, because Ryan didn't really get to experience, but Ken was being an absolute psycho leaving the airport. We're trying to put some bags in the towel.

[Ken Matthews]

Shut the up. Shut the up.

[Mike]

All right.

[Evan]

I'm glad that all the people can see exactly what I'm talking about. Do you see how we're having a chill?

[Ken Matthews]

Oh, my God. Look who it is. It's Ken Matthews. Oh, my God. Look at him as. As I am keeping my cool, I'm keeping my cool, and I'm keeping my mouth shut.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Sponsor Voice]

Doesn't that piss you off when you're not doing anything and someone calls you. It pissed him off when someone calls you a psycho.

[Ken Matthews]

Yeah.

[Sponsor Voice]

And when you're not doing anything wrong, someone calls you a psycho.

[Ben]

Well, to be fair, Ryan, I think most times it is warranted.

[Ken Matthews]

But all this is literally being done just to piss me off and get me in a bad mood. And all I. All I have to do is. Is like internalize the rage and just be like,

[Evan]

externalized your rage. Everyone saw internalized means you kept it to yourself.

[Ken Matthews]

Everybody knew you the moment. What did I do?

[Ryan]

Florida?

[Evan]

You yelled at everybody.

[Ken Matthews]

What did I do?

[Evan]

I. I yelled at everybody.

[Ken Matthews]

When. What did I yell at everybody? And I would love to see you on video.

[Evan]

What did I yell when I. I'm. I'm not going to go so far as an exact quote. You were screaming at us as we're trying to. Trying to put the bags into the vehicle.

[Ken Matthews]

I. I said, anyone that's going in the Yukon, throw the bags in the Yukon. I'm out of here.

[Ben]

Yeah. It sounded so one bag still managed to be forgotten.

[Ken Matthews]

Yeah, because he was too busy yelling at me.

[Gavin]

Dalton was like, purposely trying to rage Ken.

[Evan]

Like, I'm standing up for Dalton or he's going, ken.

[Ben]

Ken.

[Gavin]

What? Extend a form. Let's hear it.

[Evan]

He was responsible for every bit of camera gear that's on this trip. He had six bags rolling into the airport.

[Gavin]

Was he carrying six bags out of the airport?

[Evan]

I'm standing up for adult. You guys can all play it however you want. I mean, I mean, Buddy was responsible for six bags.

[Ben]

He's the cameraman. He's the cameraman.

[Gavin]

He's gonna be responsible for the camera bag.

[Ryan]

Camera bag.

[Gavin]

There was a bunch of camera bags. Everyone had one. But he left his personal bag and then was like, why did you.

[Evan]

Because he was trying to keep everything on. I'm not saying that, dude.

[Gavin]

And a camera bag.

[Ben]

He was trying to. Sounds of it.

[Ken Matthews]

Every bag that got checked under my name, I made sure was like, dragged out of the airport.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ken Matthews]

I'm just saying every bag.

[Evan]

All I'm saying is he had the heaviest load at the airport. He made a mistake. I'm not saying he didn't make a mistake. I would never leave the airport without physically confirming that my bag is with.

[Ken Matthews]

Because he was too busy yelling at me.

[Sponsor Voice]

Hey, Ev. Who was extra cool the next morning when we went and got the bag.

[Gavin]

So, anyways, long story short,

[Ben]

Ken was

[Evan]

being a dick the next day.

[Gavin]

He's a.

[Evan]

Well, d. I think you're. You're never getting that back. Just literally, just. You're never gonna see it again.

[Ken Matthews]

You're bad egg is gone

[Gavin]

at the airport.

[Ken Matthews]

I thought it was hilarious.

[Gavin]

So anyways, we get to the hotel. It's probably midnight. Ken, myself, Ben, And Spenny get there first in our rental car because they were dealing with their whole rental car fiasco, so they were pretty far behind us. We get there, we all go to our rooms, go to bed. I wake up to like a bunch of text messages like, where's Doan's big? Where's all bake? Basically, I'm scrolling through this, and it just is concluded. CJ has do the only.

[Ryan]

Check all the rooms.

[Ben]

CJ must have it checked all the rooms.

[Ryan]

Everybody said CJ is the only one that hasn't texted back.

[Gavin]

And I'm like, I get all worried. I'm like, did I take his bag? I checked the camera bag. Nope, that is the camera.

[Evan]

I have to have his bag. I have to pepper in one other fun fact is that we got hooked up or whatever, but there's like, what, a half a dozen bags that are more or less exactly the same. The same bags. So that leads. Like I said, I'm. I'm on Dalton's side for this one.

[Gavin]

1.

[Evan]

There was just a lot of bags that looked exactly the same, and he's grabbing stuff. It was. It was a cluster at the airport.

[Ben]

Yeah, no, I get that.

[Ryan]

But it doesn't help that you and Dalton showed up to the baggage claim late. Everybody had already grabbed the bags, and we were rolling out, and then we were like, where's Dalton and Evan? And then you guys, it actually.

[Evan]

You're right. It is crazy that after a three hour flight that a guy needs to pee.

[Ken Matthews]

Okay, so you guys were also screaming at me. Me.

[Evan]

They trying to r. Was I screaming? Was. Did I scream at you, Ken? Did I scream at you, Ken?

[Ben]

Like every other time they're trying to ride.

[Evan]

Digress.

[Ben]

Exactly how this goes. Ken is trekking through the airport and we go, ken Matthews, Ken Matthews, is that you?

[Gavin]

Yeah. They were like trying to with him like, piss.

[Ben]

Oh, my God. Can I get a picture with you, dude? You want to know what I did

[Gavin]

at the baggies claim when I grabbed? So I had camera bag here. I'm like, okay, this camera bag. I grab another bag. And yeah, we do have a lot of bags that look like I unzip it. I go, okay, this is my personal bag. I have my stuff. Zip. I know I got to grab one camera bag because there's six camera bags. So some, you know, we all have to grab two. And I go, I got two bags.

[Ben]

I'm rolling out.

[Gavin]

And that's what I think everyone did.

[Evan]

Still on Dalton for not grabbing, double checking that it was own. However, because me And Dalton took a picture piss. You guys got there a few minutes before us. We pull up, you guys literally go, the bags are right here. Grab them. You guys had pulled all the bags, unfortunately not Dalton's, but there was literally a half a dozen, nine bags standing there. And everyone just grabs a hold of two bags and takes off.

[Gavin]

No one knows what Dalton's moral looks like.

[Evan]

It. It's the exact same as the camera bags.

[Ken Matthews]

I will give Dalton the benefit of the out. For some reason, Delta did put our bags on a completely separate carousel from the rest of the flight to the rental.

[Gavin]

Listen, I don't care that he forgot his bag. We were just cracking jokes about it, cuz like, I think if anyone doesn't grab their personal bag from the claim, we're gonna, we're gonna jokingly be like, hey, Spenny, why didn't you grab my bag? You know, like, it's a pretty funny joke. Like, hey, Spenny, when I stood up from the restaurant, why didn't you grab my wallet? You know, like, it's just kind of a funny joke, like we don't really care. And it worked out you great. We went and brought him to the airport the next morning, found it. And I was actively searching that next morning. When I woke up and I saw he didn't have his bag, I was actively searching. I was asking the front desk, was there an extra bag left out here. I was trying to find it because I did not want him to lose his bag.

[Evan]

And the main reason, the really, the only reason that you were being accused is that we had access to every other room and both vehicles. We had searched everything multiple times. Times. The only place we didn't search was your room.

[Ben]

I was sitting like a man. I said, yeah, but we, but we

[Evan]

didn't physically go in there is what I'm saying. We physically went through every spot. So even though you're saying it's not there, it's like. Well, none of us have actually confirmed that. So we were just hoping you guys were confused.

[Ben]

But it all worked out.

[Gavin]

It all worked out back. We didn't have to go to Walmart and get him some clothes.

[Evan]

God damn, did he stink the next day. I don't understand what forgetting your suitcase has to do with not showering. But he ran that.

[Ken Matthews]

So I, I woke him up. So Dalton stayed in the. In the same hotel room as me. I. I woke him up with plenty of time to take a shower.

[Ben]

Honestly, I've heard enough. And I've also. I'm, I'm so over sitting right here, right next to Gavin's puke. It smells so bad.

[Gavin]

Let's wrap it up for the sake of.

[Evan]

Let's go buff things out with the neighbor. Let's call it a day.

[Gavin]

Thank you guys for listening. Lifewide Open podcast. We post a new podcast every Tuesday. New giveaway subscribe button. Ken, hit the Hit the line.

[Ken Matthews]

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[Ben]

If you don't get entered, Ken will personally come to your house and start a physical altercation with you.

[Ken Matthews]

I'm not gonna say it's not gonna happen, but anything is possible.

[Ben]

Crazier things have happened. Love you guys. Subscribe if you haven't. We make podcasts every week. We'll see you next week.

[Ken Matthews]

Peace.

[Ben]

Bye. Oh my God, it smells.

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