Ken Quits Vaping, We Started A Prank War, & Larry Enticer Beef

Summary

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Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: "Ken Quits Vaping, We Started A Prank War, & Larry Enticer Beef"
Date: November 25, 2025
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Life Wide Open with CboysTV" is a wild ride through friendship antics, personal growth, and the unique small-town YouTuber lifestyle. The crew reflects on their recent hot dog-fueled prank war, shares a big lifestyle milestone (Ken finally quitting vaping), dives deep into the lore behind their Cormorant community, and unpacks their history with viral snowmobile legend Larry Enticer. The tone remains fun, self-deprecating, and always tinged with the mischief that defines the Cboys' content.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fortnite Nostalgia and Aging Gamers

• The group laughs about being "10 years late" to Fortnite, with several members in their late 20s rediscovering the game.

  • CJ: "My girlfriend, Fortnite at your dad's house. Ed is a tough look at your age." (61:46)
  • Ryan: "I had a realization that I'm 29 years old, living in my dad's house, playing Fortnite a Tuesday evening." (03:30)

• They discuss the tension between the "maturity" of gaming versus hanging out at bars, concluding that gaming is probably healthier.

2. The Great Cormorant Prank War: Hot Dogs, Distrust and Reprisal

• The team revisits their ongoing prank battle: dropping thousands of hot dogs on Jake's doorstep, which escalated when Jake mulched and sprayed them over the Cboys’ entire property.

  • Ken: "The amount of times I’ve sprinted outside to grab keys or lock doors... I’m kind of on edge." (09:00)
  • CJ (to Jake): "When we strike, we're gonna strike hard and fast ... just stay on edge." (09:30)

• Hot dog residue proved nearly impossible to remove, requiring multiple car washes and heavy-duty pressure washing.

  • CJ: "I ran it through seven times... there was still stuff on it. And I was like, whatever, I’m just gonna do this tomorrow." (12:08)

• The group acknowledges the pranks have become part of Cormorant lore, comparing their small-town YouTuber-per-capita to LA.

  • CJ: "It is insane ... we’re, like, getting pretty famous. And it’s all just localized in this little ass town." (06:15)

3. Ken Quits Vaping: A Big (and Expensive) Milestone

• Ryan brings up new company life insurance policies and discovers Ken's vaping pushes his rate to triple that of a non-smoker.

  • Ryan: "So, Kenjamin’s is—pretty much—three times [everyone else's]." (41:43)
  • Ken: "Is it worth it, Ken? Now you’re costing me money. Now your vaping is costing me money." (41:45)

• This info provides Ken the push he needs:

  • Ben (Ken): "I actually was thinking this week ... It's time to stop." (41:55)

• The group celebrates Ken’s decision, noting that previous interventions never worked as well as the wallet hit:

  • Jake: "After everything we've tried the last five years... $1500 did it." (42:44)

4. Pranks, Local Celebrity, and Cormorant Life

• The crew reflects on the oddities of Cormorant having so many YouTubers, their respect for the community, and how their antics have become expected.
  • Jake: "I think we’ve been doing it long enough, people expect it from us. And your last name is on 90% of the streets around here." (08:26)

5. Vehicles, Tech, and Giveaway Anxiety

• The team discusses driving the Yukon giveaway car (and the associated nerves), plus high-end vehicle features like night vision for deer avoidance.

  • Ryan: "Every mile I put on it, I'm so nervous... If a deer ran inside, I’d feel like such a mega idiot." (14:06)
  • Jake: "My Urus has night vision infrared—sees deer before I do." (15:23)

• Discussion on varying degrees of self-driving in vehicles, with mixed feelings about a fully autonomous car future.

  • CJ: "They keep saying, sooner than you think, all cars will be self-driving. That sounds terrible... like, boring, dude." (22:00)

6. Behind-the-Scenes: Workouts, Auctions, and White Elephant Drama

• The group jokes about working out, ongoing fitness progress, and difficulty documenting positive personal change (esp. for videos).

  • CJ: "Ken is, like, legitimately changed his life… quit vaping, turned around 180." (44:00)

• Explains their recent auction, shenanigans with the ATM, and how their internal economy (dice game, ATM charges) leads to endless cycling of money and banter.

• Anticipates an upcoming friendsgiving and white elephant gift exchange—with competitive bragging over who’s brought the best present.

  • Jake: "What if everybody had to just bring one thing from their house that they already owned?" (74:44)

7. Larry Enticer Beef & “Beef Squash” Era

• The boys reminisce on early YouTube beef with Larry Enticer, which prompted them to name a hard drive "beef squash".

  • CJ: "We kind of did him dirty… pulled up with Murph Tupperware... started talking crap. But we squashed the beef." (49:47–53:48)

• They reflect on Larry's viral cultural impact, “just gonna send it," and how fame can be unwanted.

  • Ryan: "Do you think he created 'send it' or 'full send'?" (50:41)
  • CJ: "He was super famous. Like, Dan Bilzerian parties and stuff. And this guy didn’t want to go ... he just wanted to send it." (53:15)

8. Blue Man Group, Anonymity, and Internet Celebrities

• A tangent about the Blue Man Group leads to musings on fame, anonymity (Marshmello, Dream, SirRonster), and how some creators maintain privacy.
  • CJ: "Who would care about just three normal looking white dudes on drums? Paint them blue—amazing branding, you never forget them." (58:54)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Hot Dog Pranks:
  Ken: "I'm kind of on edge... I woke up at like three in the morning—thought it was happening. I got something." (09:00)
  Jake (on hot dog cleanup): "How did seven car washes not get rid of it?" (12:27)
  CJ: "Touch free just didn't do it... And there were also chunks." (12:32)

• On the Small-Town YouTuber Life:
  CJ: "We don't associate with other big celebrities… but people hit us up. We just like it here." (06:15)

• On Quitting Vaping:
  Ryan: "After everything we've tried... $1500 did it." (42:44)
  CJ: "Ken legitimately changed his life... You have, like, 180." (44:01)

• On Auction Antics:
  Jake: "[Our ATM at the farm]—that is straight bank fraud, CJ." (29:12)

• On Larry Enticer Beef:
  CJ: "We kind of did him dirty… and then he accepted when we tried to make amends." (49:47–53:48)
  Ryan: "Do you think he created 'send it' or 'full send'?" (50:41)

• On Tech and Cars:
  Jake: "My Urus has night vision infrared—sees deer before I do." (15:23)
  CJ: "Sooner than you think, all cars are going to be self-driving… that sounds terrible." (22:00)

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Timestamps by Major Segments

• Fortnite, Aging, and Small Town Fame: 01:15 – 07:00
• Cormorant Lore/Prank War: 07:00 – 14:00
• Vehicle Talk & Giveaway Stress: 14:00 – 22:00
• Self-Driving Tech & Car Geekery: 20:55 – 24:00
• Raptors, Trucks, and Car Memories: 24:00 – 27:57
• Auctions, Gambling, and ATM Drama: 27:57 – 31:59
• Ken Quits Vaping / Life Insurance: 41:06 – 44:16
• Larry Enticer Beef & Beef Squash Era: 49:10 – 53:48
• Blue Man Group, Internet Anonymity: 54:01 – 57:58
• Gift Exchange/Friendsgiving Banter: 73:14 – 79:00
• Fitness, Cold Plunges, Merch Drops: 79:51 – END

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Tone & Additional Notes

• Language & Tone: The discussion is casual, irreverent, and rapid fire, reflecting the CboysTV brand—lots of inside jokes, playful ribbing, and self-deprecation.
• Recurring Themes: Friendship, local legend status, escalation of pranks, personal improvement, and the peculiarities of internet celebrity.
• Easter Eggs: Keen listeners will catch references to viral videos, CboysTV’s unique merch culture, and continual callbacks to running gags (hot dogs, Raptors, "going to Walmart").

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This episode is a rich snapshot of the CboysTV dynamic: mischief, growth, and small-town chaos—with a healthy dose of humility, weirdness, and admiration for viral icons (like Larry Enticer) who helped define their genre.

Transcript

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[Jake Sherbro]

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[CJ]

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[Ken]

And for delivery. You guys getting into Fortnite? You guys are like 10 years late. Oh, Jacob Ryan, you're almost 30 years old. Fortnite at your. Jacob, stop this. I'm kind of on edge.

[Ryan]

We're in your head rent free.

[Ken]

Yeah, 100. Not gonna lie.

[CJ]

I'm looking over at Alex right now. She heard two million dollar life insurance policy. Is this something I need to be watching out for?

[Ryan]

She's got a twinkle in her eye.

[CJ]

Yeah, she's smiling. Look at the laundry. Now your vaping's costing me money.

[Ben]

I actually was thinking this week, I'm.

[Mike]

Like.

[Ben]

It'S time to stop.

[Mike]

I have these same shoes, but in men's.

[CJ]

Oh, yeah, good one, Mike. Actually, I have three pairs of these.

[Mike]

I really like them.

[CJ]

Yeah, I do too. I don't know why, but this color might have came smaller. Maybe because it's a women's.

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[CJ]

Yeah, no, these. I got a Facebook ad. They were like 40 bucks a piece, dude. And so I'm just like, okay, I got to get these. And so I'm running around wearing $40 shoes and Dalton's walking around wearing thirteen hundred dollar shoes. It's insane. Like there's a big switch up and it's. It's funny cuz technically I'm his boss. Like he's dressed nicer. And me, he's got a Rolex on. Fucking Thirteen hundred dollar shoes.

[Jake Sherbro]

It's insane.

[CJ]

And I'm happy to see it though.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, you. Let's not miss here that you probably bought in like 200 pairs of dunks in your life for sure.

[Ryan]

Maybe. Have you perhaps spent all your money on Fortnite skins instead? Is that where all you.

[CJ]

Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot I had this soon. No, I actually have not been buying any Fortnite skins. I just been. I earned the homer skin. Oh, that's actually hard to get.

[Jake Sherbro]

He's just been losing all of his money in crypto.

[Ryan]

Oh, well, everybody has that too.

[CJ]

But no, as far as the, the gaming, no, I don't believe in buying the skins just because it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the game.

[Mike]

Yeah, maybe one or two or three.

[CJ]

But it has to be like something really rare. But yeah, I don't know. I'm just. Maybe I'm old school. Maybe I'm old school. I like earning it, but yeah. Ryan, I saw you were getting into Fortnite, dude.

[Ryan]

It was actually pretty bad. I had like a moment actually. Pretty bad. No, no, I did great. Me and Spenny were running. We won like 15 out of 18 games we played.

[Mike]

It was an insane lobby. Were you in?

[Ryan]

I. I don't know.

[CJ]

Like, Ryan was the host.

[Jake Sherbro]

Oh, were you the host?

[Ryan]

No, no, Spenny was.

[CJ]

Oh gosh.

[Ryan]

I think I'm actually higher than Spenny, but he had a friend that was really good. But yeah, I had a realization. I'm building my house now, so it is torn down and gone. So I moved back in with my dad so I could live at a place for cheap while it's being built. And I had a realization that I'm 29 years old, living in my dad's house, playing Fortnite a Tuesday evening.

[Mike]

Happens more than you think though, brother.

[CJ]

Tough, tough.

[Jake Sherbro]

Look, tough.

[Ryan]

Wander walked in and was like, want to hang out? And I'm like, no, babe, got a couple more games to win.

[CJ]

Yeah, dude, that's. I've. I've had the same realization. I'm like, I'm 29 and I'm sitting here playing a kids game.

[Mike]

I know.

[Ryan]

I feel like I'm like literally 10 years late on it too.

[CJ]

Yeah. But also I feel like it's coming back around to us. Like, I almost think it's more immature for us to just be hanging at a bar. It's probably worse, you know what I'm saying? Like. Like I would say you're getting less done hanging at the bar. Like.

[Ryan]

Oh, the hot dog bandit.

[CJ]

Hot dog perpetrator.

[Ryan]

Yeah, make sure this guy isn't keister in a hot dog over here.

[CJ]

What, are you trying to distract us while your homies spray this shop now, too, or what?

[Ken]

We got a little plan in place.

[CJ]

Oh, do you?

[Ken]

Yeah, I got to keep you guys here for a little while.

[Jake Sherbro]

Let's do it.

[CJ]

Do what we did to Cody, by the way. Cody. Sorry about that, man. We totally forgot about, like, how long was he on that pole? That had to be so uncomfortable.

[Jake Sherbro]

At least 45.

[CJ]

That's crazy. And he didn't complain once. Dude, I would have been kind of freaking out. Like, if you held my arms, I would be like, I got an itch on my nose, and I would start freaking out.

[Ryan]

Was he in there for the whole drifting session, too?

[Ken]

I. Well, yeah. I think my favorite part about all of it is he missed all of it.

[CJ]

Like, he was just hearing it. They just heard it. Just hearing madness outside. What's going on? Well, you had an idea what was probably going on, but yeah, I think.

[Ryan]

We fully intended to cut him off the pole and kind of just forgot. Such a good kid.

[Ben]

Well, we got distracted with the hot dogs being sprayed at our building.

[Mike]

I've seen so many AI videos of me and fricking hot dogs and doing whatever that. The video of us shoveling that Ben took. Shoveling all the dogs in front of your door, Literally, I was there, and it looks AI.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah, that does look AI. And then when you come out, what are you guys doing? That also looked AI. I was like, what is this? Like, what is real life anymore? I mean, our whole life doesn't even really feel like real life.

[Jake Sherbro]

No.

[CJ]

But, yeah, it's. It's very strange.

[Ken]

I think this whole freaking cormorant scenario is the strangest thing ever. At, like, what point in time would anyone believe any of that story? Like, yeah, we dropped off, like, 4,000 hot dogs on his doorstep, and then he put them in a giant truck and sprayed them over the entire.

[Ryan]

Yeah, the law of Kormran is pretty crazy. Like, even if you go back, you know, obviously there was the dog mayors, there was Dave terrorizing the town. Like, there's just so much lore in such a small town.

[CJ]

It is insane. Like, not to. And I say this humbly, but we're, like, getting pretty famous. We're getting pretty famous, and it's all just localized in this little ass town. Like, this little town. And we don't really associate with other, like, big celebrities or famous people or big influencers and like we, we have the opportunity to like, we get like, people hit us up and, and oftentimes we're just like, ah, we kind of just like it here. We, we got, we need here and we just stay here and just keep doing our thing. And it's just funny. Like, it really is just funny. And like sometimes people want to come up here. Like, we just, we're okay. Like, we're good here. We got our friends already.

[Ryan]

We got our stuff. The YouTuber per capita rate of cormorant is insane.

[CJ]

It's got to be.

[Jake Sherbro]

I think it's capped out bigger than la. I think it's capped out like there's actually no more room in just being.

[CJ]

A normal person in Cormorant though, where you're just like, you know, you grew up here or you moved here cuz you were like, I'm trying to live that. And then say, what the fuck is going on? Like, everyone a YouTuber nowadays. Like, you guys running around doing all this crazy shit all the time. I can't even drive down the road because they're someone's hot dogs. Fucking hanging out in the middle of it.

[Jake Sherbro]

So that is the thing though is people that live in Cormorant probably think that like everyone's YouTubers these days. Like, they're like, all right, we got 17 people that live in this town, two of them are YouTubers. So that's got to be how the rest of the world is you, you know, you got YouTube. Every single town is just getting taken over by YouTubers. No, just Cormorant.

[Mike]

Yeah, I did have that thought though. Like, what if someone moved to cormorant? They're like, yeah, the YouTuber per capita there is. I'm going to do well.

[Ryan]

We become like the new L. A. Everyone's moving here because it's like a little.

[CJ]

The success rate was very high.

[Jake Sherbro]

No, I don't think that there's actually any more room though.

[Ryan]

We got the south side of cormorants full in the north side of.

[Ken]

That's.

[Jake Sherbro]

It's, it's full.

[CJ]

It honestly would be bad for the town. Like, you know, we joke, but we're pretty respectful of the town. And that's the thing is like other people come in and maybe they think like, oh, you can just do whatever you want around here, but you can't, you can't. Like, you gotta.

[Ken]

We're almost walking on eggshells a lot. We're like, okay, get. Wait till they go. Be respectful.

[CJ]

We know how to like navigate It. So we're not inconveniencing really anyone?

[Jake Sherbro]

I think we've been doing it long enough where people expect it from us. And you're last Name is on 90% of the streets around here.

[Ken]

So, like, get them out of here.

[Ryan]

When you were growing up, they knew. They're like, oh, well, there's a Sherbrooke kid in town.

[Ken]

Yeah, we're cooked. Oh, my God.

[Jake Sherbro]

Dude. Thanks for coming, Jake.

[Ryan]

Yeah, thanks, bud.

[Ken]

Yeah, thanks for having me. Kind of showed up unannounced, but, you know, it's kind of what we do in this town anyway.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

Appreciate you pulling up.

[CJ]

Welcome. Besides, when you have hot dogs that you're spraying all over our parking lot.

[Jake Sherbro]

Besides for spraying our entire compound down with hot dogs.

[CJ]

What.

[Jake Sherbro]

What have you been doing?

[Ken]

Just waiting for you guys to maybe do a little rebuttal. So, you know, I'm not really. The amount of times I've been in bed and I will hear someone outside, and I have sprinted outside to grab the keys out of like, my truck or put it inside or make sure my doors are locked. Like, I'm kind of on edge. Like, I woke up at like three in the morning to the neighbor guy just opening his garage door, thinking it's my other garage door opening. I'm like, no, it's happening. I got something.

[CJ]

So we're.

[Ryan]

We're in your head rent free.

[Ken]

Yeah. 100. Not gonna lie.

[Jake Sherbro]

Well, it's good to know.

[CJ]

Let us tell you something. When we strike, we're gonna strike hard.

[Ken]

I.

[CJ]

And fast.

[Ben]

I know.

[Ken]

Like, I. I just know it's coming, and there's nothing I'll be able to do about it.

[CJ]

So just stay on edge. It might be. It might be a month, might be three months.

[Ben]

It could be this afternoon.

[CJ]

Could even be this afternoon.

[Ryan]

It might be right happening.

[Ken]

You're afraid of snakes, Jake the snake, bro. I'm not afraid. Your guys's entire plan is just to break me down mentally.

[CJ]

Yeah, basically. Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

So after we had dropped the hot dogs off, thinking it was just a light little joke on the neighbor, we were like, oh, should we go back and pick those hot dogs up? And I was like, nah, leave them. I want to see what he does with them. Little did I know that you were going to mulch them up and spray them over every square inch that we own.

[Mike]

That was awesome.

[Ken]

When we were coming up with the idea, there was a few people over there, we're like, is this too far?

[Ben]

Is this.

[Ken]

Is this too far? And we're like, no.

[CJ]

It'S a massive mess, dude. Yeah, debatably one of the biggest messes.

[Jake Sherbro]

It still smells. Have you been over there?

[Ken]

Oh, yeah, no, I've been over.

[Jake Sherbro]

It still smells.

[Ryan]

It's good that it hasn't been 85.

[CJ]

Degrees because it maybe would have been good, though, if it was summer, just because I feel like birds and stuff would have ate them. Instead, they just kind of, like, are hanging around in our neighbor's dog, Doug. Doug has been just eating, like, dude, madman all day.

[Ryan]

He's just over there eating.

[Ben]

Doug, he's up, like 15 pounds.

[Ken]

He's eating like a king. Every time I'm over there, he's, like, sniffed around the woods.

[CJ]

I was worried he was gonna get sick, but then I also saw him eating a. A dead deer in the ditch, like, the other day, and I was like, this guy's fine. Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

Hot dogs are the least of his problem.

[Ken]

Yeah, dude, I was watching your Snapchats. I didn't realize, like, you like foam cannon the whole building.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah. Had to.

[Ken]

Nice.

[CJ]

It was a mess.

[Ryan]

It was very greasy.

[Jake Sherbro]

It was so bad.

[Mike]

It was. Yeah. So, like, I just got my truck detailed, and I was like, I'll park it right here. It should be good. No dust on it. And then the hot dog dust from the ground, like, flew up onto it and left, like, gritty spots.

[Ryan]

Oh, no, that's my bad. When I was sweeping, or was it just the wind?

[Mike]

You did what you could, brother.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah. Well, have you guys. Have you guys seen the van that you bought?

[Mike]

Yeah. Is it full of hot?

[Jake Sherbro]

Have you looked at it? It never got cleaned off. So what's happening? So the.

[Mike]

It landed on the Corvette, and we probably waited a day to clean that off.

[CJ]

Did a full buff job on it.

[Mike]

Really? Yeah, it was. Whatever is in hot dog water is not good for your car.

[CJ]

I had all of our pressure washers were being used immediately after, and my truck was absolute cake. And I was like, okay, well, I'm gonna just drive to the car wash real quick, run it through, come back. I ran it through seven times.

[Mike]

What?

[CJ]

Yeah. And then I had to go to the self serve. I had to go to the self serve thing and pressure wash it again.

[Mike]

You got eight washes under his belt.

[CJ]

And then there was still stuff on it. And I was like, whatever. I'm just gonna do this tomorrow. I got the majority of it.

[Mike]

Did you elbow grease it?

[CJ]

I had to, yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

How did seven car washes not get rid of it?

[CJ]

Dude, touch free. Just, you know, they weren't like the.

[Mike]

Touchless, but the film on it.

[Jake Sherbro]

It was just this film.

[CJ]

And there was also chunks. Like, the chunks stayed. It was very interesting. Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

I had to get within like a foot with our pressure washer. Yeah. That's a heavy duty pressure washer on the side of the building. And that was an hour after it happened.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

I was like, imagine if we would have left this for like three days or four weeks.

[CJ]

20 minutes down the road at 6,65 mile an hour. And it all dried on there.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah. Pretty corrosive, though, if you. If you want to dog water.

[CJ]

I was worried it was maybe going to be like eggs on paint, you know, where it just literally peels it off. Why does that happen?

[Jake Sherbro]

Eggs, literally.

[CJ]

If you egg a car, peel the paint.

[Ryan]

What do eggs do to paint? Why do they do that?

[Mike]

Same for bug guts and also tomatoes. When tomatoes dry, I don't know what it is about it, but it's just like, hardens.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. Tomato sauce. Had to tear my whole house down.

[Ben]

Eggs are. Eggs are acidic and have abrasive solids that can ruin the clear coat on car paint.

[Ken]

Pretty sure baloney is the same thing. Wasn't that like a prank? Once upon a time, a long time ago, people would baloney the side of someone's car.

[CJ]

Oh.

[Jake Sherbro]

I mean, that's pretty funny, though, when you're driving by. I've seen it. I don't know if I've seen it with baloney, but yeah. You do it with the kraft cheese.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

And then you drive by, you look at somebody, and then you throw a big slab of cheese on their window and drive off. It's pretty funny.

[Ken]

It is. Solid break.

[Ryan]

I was. I've been driving the giveaway car lately, the Yukon. It's extraordinary. It's literally the nicest car ever.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

I don't know if you should be.

[Ryan]

I know. Don't worry.

[Jake Sherbro]

Like, legit. Anybody else so nervous?

[Ryan]

So nervous driving it. You have no freaking idea. Like, it's. It's fun and I'm enjoying it, but I am nervous. Every mile that I put on, it.

[CJ]

Would suck of a deer ran inside.

[Ryan]

I'd feel like such a mega idiot. Like, I would be.

[Jake Sherbro]

I mean, the odds are in the dummy zone.

[CJ]

This.

[Jake Sherbro]

The odds are pretty good that that happens to Ryan.

[CJ]

This is what we'd have to do. Ryan, you'd have to buy that Yukon from us and then deal with. Probably just drive it around with the busted upside. Probably we'd replace it with another Yukon. Exact same spec.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

And then, you know, the winner doesn't have a crash vehicle.

[Ryan]

And yeah. And then everybody wins except for me right now.

[CJ]

You got another vehicle.

[Ryan]

Well, that's true. That's true. And it's better than.

[Ken]

Ryan's track record with deer is to the point when if I'm, like, opening Snapchats and he's like, cool, check it out. And his camera flips around, I just know one of his vehicles are gonna be total. Like, it's just like, the amount of deer you've hit is 10 to 1.

[Ryan]

I mean, it's. Yeah, well, it's just two in the last year, so it feels extra bad.

[CJ]

Dude, you know what you need to get is a Urus, like, Ben's car. I just found this out yesterday. But his has, like, a camera system in the front. Obviously has a camera system, but it's some kind of.

[Ryan]

What is it, infrared or night vision?

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah, it's like night vision infrared.

[CJ]

It sees the deer before him, he was saying, and, like, dings and makes a bunch of noise.

[Jake Sherbro]

So, like, crazy. It's really good, too. It works really good.

[CJ]

Saw yesterday. That's so nice.

[Jake Sherbro]

Next time you look at my car, there's, like, this little.

[Ryan]

The ball in the front.

[Jake Sherbro]

Ball in the front, yeah. If you're driving at night, it'll pick up deer in the ditch or on the road, way ahead of my headlights, and it'll show the deer on the center screen, and then it'll start popping up and dinging at me like, deer, deer, deer, deer, deer.

[Ryan]

And you can lock them up, and.

[Jake Sherbro]

Then I can lock them up, and then. And then I lock them up, and I'm like, where is this thing? And then I'll drive slow, and then.

[Ryan]

It runs right into the side of you.

[Mike]

That's pretty sweet.

[Jake Sherbro]

Hasn't happened yet.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but. No, that's so nice, actually.

[CJ]

Dude, I bet you, like, it's gonna work its way down the ladder. Like, obviously, the Urus is. Is more towards the top, but, like, give it four or five years, a Raptor is gonna have that.

[Ryan]

That would be nice.

[CJ]

That'd be amazing.

[Ryan]

It comes standard around here. The deer are so dumb.

[Mike]

So why'd you end up going with the Urus? Oh, the animal detection.

[CJ]

That's what you should do, Ryan.

[Ryan]

I saved so much money by not hitting deer that I could buy a Lamborghini.

[Jake Sherbro]

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[Ben]

Sidebar the airtag feature in Ridge Wallets is super nice. See, I have one and I do actually use the airtag every day. I was autopiloting home earlier this year from your house, Ryan, and I wasn't paying the closest attention to the road and the car just locked up the brakes.

[Ryan]

That'd be pretty scary going on and.

[Ben]

The deer just runs across in front of Me.

[Ryan]

Wow. So Tesla can do it too.

[CJ]

It has infrared.

[Mike]

No.

[Ben]

Just like the cameras picked it up.

[CJ]

Yeah, I feel. I was going to say I feel like the Tesla cameras, no shade towards you, Ken, but I'm not that impressed with them. They're very grainy. You think Elon would put some better cameras?

[Ryan]

I do agree. Like your backup camera and stuff you think would be like 4K.

[CJ]

That impressed.

[Ben]

It's good also. It's good when it's clean. It's just they get dirty really easy.

[CJ]

The thing we forget though is like it's not necessarily supposed to be this high end car. Like Teslas aren't supposed to be high end cars. They're supposed to be mass production.

[Mike]

Which that's what I thought about too when. How many cameras like does your Cybertruck have?

[Ben]

8 or 10?

[CJ]

Quite a bit.

[Ryan]

It's got the one inside too.

[Jake Sherbro]

Right?

[Ryan]

It's watching.

[CJ]

You know you are right. The Ryan, it's still. Well if you get the top model, it's 100 grand.

[Mike]

Backup camera.

[CJ]

Majority of them are also.

[Mike]

I wish that was the thing when you were like specking out a vehicle. If I could like pay extra to have high def backup camera versus crust ass back backup camera, I would do.

[Ryan]

They put the. The AI driving or the thing that you have in your car, but they put it in a Mustang and it just like turns the wheel to.

[Jake Sherbro]

I noticed you're around a crowd. Would you like to turn into the crowd or cancel that?

[Ken]

It's just a yes or no button. I was gonna say. So you were saying like technology in cars. Like I've never had like a newer truck or whatever. The amount of technology going into new vehicles is insane. So I think I saw this from you a while ago, but I took a water bottle in my Gen 3 and put it in the steering wheel and put it like just in like the full lane assist mode. It is borderline self driving. Like when I went and got Cody's drift car, I didn't touch the wheel really. Like it just drove it all the way there and it's got like the start stop and then with the water bottles in the steering wheel, it. Yeah, it literally brought me all the way there and all the way back. I'm like, at what point is it just like not going to drive anymore?

[CJ]

Yeah, it's easy to get lazy.

[Ken]

Oh dude.

[Mike]

It's crazy that the different tiers of it though. Obviously Tesla has like its full driving or whatever. In my Bronco, I was like so excited. I'm like, oh, I Got lane assist. It's not self driving and it's not even close. Like I set it on, come up to a curve, just don't. Wait, what? Like all the other, the new Ford, the Ford we were giving away, like that had the like the real lane assist which where you could pretty much just drive.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it is.

[Jake Sherbro]

There's a lot of tears to it.

[Mike]

I was confused.

[Ryan]

But it's all the same button. So you don't really know how well it's going to work exactly.

[Mike]

Like some literally drive themselves and some just vibrate your seat when you hit the.

[CJ]

So the Yukon literally drives itself?

[Ryan]

Yeah, it has, it has super cruise. So on the interstate or county highways, no state highways, you can press a button and it will like legitimately drive itself. No hands on the wheel.

[CJ]

For how long?

[Ryan]

Generally until there's like an intersection. But I mean it'll drive you all the way through Fargo. Like all the things and everything. And if the GPS has it on, it'll take the corners for you. Like it'll take your exit, change lanes, do everything. It's pretty sick.

[CJ]

They keep saying, they keep saying in year, like sooner than you think, all cars are going to be self driving. Like you know all this. And I'm just like, that sounds terrible. Like that really sounds terrible. Like let's just say 20 years from now all the cars are self driving and they're electric.

[Ryan]

Like completely.

[CJ]

It sounds boring, dude. Like you're not even driving the car. Like, or they're all just robo taxis. Like that sounds really boring. But obviously there's for, for other people that don't really care for driving.

[Ben]

If you're just commuting, like does it matter? Like you're driving the same road every day and it's kind of boring and just you're not really paying attention anyways. Like does it matter if it drives itself?

[Jake Sherbro]

Is that good?

[Ryan]

Reels?

[Jake Sherbro]

Is that good though? Yeah, but like something about like being engaged when you are driving, like it wakes your brain up or. Yeah, I should say you're. You should be engaged. Most people driving probably aren't though.

[Mike]

That is true.

[Ben]

You look at how many people. You look on the road, how many people are using their phone on the road and it's just like if the car is doing it by itself, then you're kind of eliminating that risk factor of somebody not paying attention. You stop and then they just run into the back of you.

[CJ]

I mean there's no doubt it's probably much safer, especially in like big cities. And I'm sure It's great in big cities if you're just like. If it's just like inching along traffic, you just hop in it.

[Mike]

But that is true.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Driving while you're on your phone is probably safer than you, that's for sure.

[CJ]

All I gotta say is, Mike, hold on to that. That Viper, you know, manual V10 is gonna be gas.

[Mike]

I do. I think about that a lot. I think about, like, in 10 more years, even that.

[Jake Sherbro]

This.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I mean, realistically, so sick.

[Mike]

It's gonna be like. Like I mentioned whatever podcast on the iRobot when he breaks out the crotch.

[Jake Sherbro]

Rocket, and they're like, is that a gas bike?

[CJ]

It's got gears, dude.

[Mike]

That.

[CJ]

I would love to have like a V12 Aventador just for that purpose as well. Like, really. Like, they don't make V12s anymore, I don't think. Just everything's moving down cylinders. So, like, having something like that, you know, you hold on to it.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Invest and drive it when it's insane to drive it.

[Ryan]

Speaking of bigger motors, Jacob, trx. What's better? Have you not answered that in your video yet? Are you working there?

[Ken]

No, I have. Here's my thought on the trx. I think it drives like a lumber wagon, but it's fast as.

[CJ]

Like, you should get a Raptor R.

[Ken]

That is literally what everyone in the comments is saying. They're like, just get a Raptor R. Then you have best of both worlds. I'm like, yeah, the problem with the Raptor R is there's still 100.

[Mike]

Still 100.

[Ken]

Something like that TRX. I think we only picked up like 50 something. That's pretty awesome for a TRX.

[Ryan]

That's a.

[CJ]

That's a lot of truck for the price.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's for sure.

[Ken]

No, it. It hauls, but other than that, like, I don't think it's gonna be that good off roading. Like, we're gonna go take it down some trails.

[CJ]

I always thought the TRX was pretty floaty when I would drive yours, Ryan. Like, it's just as fast as the Raptor. Like, literally the same. But I was. I did always think there was like a little, like.

[Ken]

Yeah. And don't get me wrong, they are extremely nice trucks.

[Mike]

We're just.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Ken]

Back in here. But like, yeah, I just thought I was like, yeah, the Raptor, for a daily driver, way nicer trx. Absolute monster on wheels.

[Ryan]

What the. What the. Did Tony do when he. He hit like a tree or something. And there was no outside footage of it.

[Ken]

Right.

[Ryan]

It Was just the inside.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

So basically, we were trying to take, like, a shot of just his corner up there and whatever. Tony thought the camera was over here, so he's like, oh, I'm just gonna start swinging this thing. Totally lost control. He says he had it dialed in, and he basically, like, drove up a tree and it bounced off. And I was like, he's. He's rolling. Like, I literally straight up thought he was gonna roll.

[Ryan]

You see it with your eyes?

[Ken]

Yeah. I was right behind him, and I was like, oh. I just couldn't. It literally looked like Monster Jam. But the trees.

[Ryan]

It's good to see Tony breaking something.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

How many trucks you guys got?

[Ken]

I don't know.

[Jake Sherbro]

Like, what are you doing, dude?

[Ken]

I. We don't.

[Jake Sherbro]

Like, how many trucks? Like, legit. How many trucks?

[Ryan]

10.

[Ken]

Oh, it's probably more than that.

[Ben]

We.

[Ken]

Yeah, let's see.

[Ben]

Hold on.

[Jake Sherbro]

It's a full on. It's a full on dealership.

[Ken]

We have five Raptors. Trx Obs, the giveaway Raptor.

[Ben]

I swear, I see you in a new truck every three weeks.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah, well, Ken, that's what happens when you're rich. Sunglasses the way he is. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Putting bums on your face. Bums Dot com, baby.

[Ken]

Yeah, baby. Right here. No, I don't know. I think our goal is just like, I want to try them all and whatever I'm gonna have. My goal is to have a shed of 10 raptors of all kinds of generations.

[Jake Sherbro]

You're pretty close. Yeah. You should be there in the next, like, four months.

[Ken]

Just every single combination. Like, my dream is we have people come out, right, and they're like, oh, we need a vehicle. I'm like, oh, just go in the shed, and they open the door, and I'm just like, pick one.

[Ben]

That's what I want to do.

[Ken]

Just all rap.

[Jake Sherbro]

Dom Toretto.

[Mike]

I just. I love that you did pick the best truck ever made for it. And you've obviously been living that. It's the best truck ever made ever since Dave got his first one. Really?

[Ken]

But, dude, that's what started it all for me.

[Mike]

Like, it's just awesome. It's the best truck ever made ever.

[Jake Sherbro]

Since stealing Dave's Raptor. As soon as he would pass out and go to bed and we would hop in that thing, and we would go and hit the ditch at 90 and then go and jump it and then hit every snowbank in the county and then bring it home before he wakes up.

[Ken]

Yeah, I think it was you. And you. I didn't have my driver's license, but Ryan did. So I'm like, hey, dad, can we take your Raptor? And I'm like, ryan.

[Mike]

Ryan's got it.

[Ken]

Ryan will drive. Wait, Walmart? What are you talking.

[Ryan]

We said where we were going. Walmart.

[Ken]

We always said we were going to Walmart, but we were just going in the backfield, burying this thing up to the doors. And I remember me and Ryan, and I think you were there. Got so stuck. Yeah. That we were wearing flip flops and, like, shorts, and it's like, negative 20. And I'm like, I have to run all the way to the shop and get a skid steer right now. Like, this is bad. And, like, we couldn't even open our doors. And when my dad got it back the next day, he's like, this thing.

[Ben]

Drives like, wheels are.

[Jake Sherbro]

No, I didn't remember that. He comes out to the garage and it was. It was still packed full of snow.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

And he goes, walmart. Yeah, Walmart. Oh, I bet. Junior Walmart.

[Ryan]

We all just.

[Jake Sherbro]

I just remember that.

[Ken]

Yeah. We're all just like, oh, messed up.

[Jake Sherbro]

So we had our buddy Adam Peterson come over the other day. He's a professional snow cross. Snow cross racer. We filmed a great video coming up. But that night, we were sitting around the tv, and Ken did what has become our favorite way to pass time, and that's watch Ken gamble. So Ken will start live streaming his blackjack up onto the tv, and we'll just sit on the couch and watch, Right. Ken proceeds to take, like, a hundred bucks, turn it into a thousand, and then turn it back into zero. And then I think he puts another couple hundred bucks in, loses that, and then he gets up and goes home. So he just lost a bunch of money, but he fired us up in the process. So we go, all right, let's start rolling some dice, boys. So the whole crew gets up, and we get around the pool table, and I'm like, all right, what do you guys want to start shaking for? 50 bucks? And I was like, ah, I don't have any money. And I go, perfect. ATMs right here, brother. And he goes, this is weirdly convenient.

[CJ]

Okay.

[Jake Sherbro]

Goes in, tries pulling 100 bucks out, gets 20, gets charged for 75.

[CJ]

I got that thing rigged up good, don't I?

[Ken]

That's making money.

[Jake Sherbro]

That is straight bank fraud, cj.

[CJ]

All right. Don't put this on the car.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah, so I guess. So he was pretty upset that he just got gypped out of 50 bucks or 55 bucks.

[CJ]

I'll send him 55 bucks I paid him.

[Jake Sherbro]

So you owe me money? Actually, no.

[CJ]

But then we gambled and then I gambled and then I took the money from you. So now we're even.

[Jake Sherbro]

Is that how it works?

[Mike]

I owe you 100.

[Ryan]

Does anybody owe me any money right now?

[CJ]

That had my kick back to you in there, so thanks.

[Jake Sherbro]

Oh, okay.

[Mike]

All right.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So we're. We're all square.

[Jake Sherbro]

Raw square. What kind of business you running over there, CJ?

[CJ]

Well, a very profitable one.

[Jake Sherbro]

One time it's charged 75, gets kicked out 20.

[Mike]

You have one time customers, though. He ain't never coming back. Well, maybe.

[CJ]

Unless I'll tell him I reloaded it. No, you want to know what actually happened? There is. So there was no money in it because honestly, we just haven't been rolling dice and it's a really big pain to reload that thing. I hardly even remember how to do it. Like there's like a code and then there's another code and then you got to like get into the back it. Like I was chat GPT in it and it was a pain in the ass. And also, you have to reconcile all this with the bank. There's an LLC attached. It's not as simple as you'd think having an ATM.

[Jake Sherbro]

Look, CJ's just trying to talk down his business.

[CJ]

It's not as simple as you think. It's a very harsh business. So I could use the profits. Thank you, Adam. But. So anyways, we were doing that auction, which you guys will see soon, which I have something to take up with you about that, Jake. But anyways, so I was trying to get the ATM to the farm so I could have another successful day. And I figured people.

[Jake Sherbro]

Some more people in the nuts.

[CJ]

Well, I figured people need the cash. So I go through all the work trying to get this thing unlocked, trying.

[Mike]

To remember the code, that it's empty.

[CJ]

Well, that was the thing. So sometimes if like a dollar is like slightly crinkled, it kicks it into this separate jar. So there was like, I don't know, apparently only 20 bucks, $20 of those in. So I like took them, straighten them out.

[Jake Sherbro]

We need to put these. We need to put these dollars to work.

[CJ]

Put them back in. And I was testing it more. So like seeing like, okay, let's see if this thing works. Started working. And then basically I. I never got around to getting bigger dollars to bring to the auction. Left. And then I. When I saw that Adam was using the atm, I was like.

[Jake Sherbro]

Hope it works.

[CJ]

Well, let's see how much money Is in there. I couldn't really remember how many. How many dollars there were, but. Yeah, sorry about that, Adam, but hey, man, you know, he should have showed up with cash, but. Yeah. Jake, speaking of the auction and Mustangs, you show up to our auction, raise all this noise, and then you just didn't buy a single thing.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah, what was up with that?

[CJ]

Didn't buy a single thing.

[Ken]

Okay, here's my deal. The thing I wanted, I found out wasn't even getting auctioned off. It just happened to be in the lineup the day before. What was it, Ryan? C4 Corvette. It was just sitting over there.

[CJ]

First off, why didn't you.

[Ryan]

I want to sell it right now. What do you want to pay?

[Ken]

No, I was waiting for that.

[Jake Sherbro]

Fire it up.

[Ben]

All right, can we get $500?

[Mike]

$500.

[Ryan]

Can we get $500,000 right here?

[Ben]

$5,000.

[Mike]

$5,000.

[Ben]

$5 thousand dollars.

[Ken]

$15,000. $15,000.

[CJ]

$10,000.

[Ben]

$15 thousand dollars. You want $16,000? $16,000. $16,000 once.

[Jake Sherbro]

No, no, no, no, no, NO.

[Ben]

15,500. Come on, come on.

[CJ]

Jake.

[Ryan]

Jake.

[Jake Sherbro]

Just don't buy a truck for 20 minutes.

[Ryan]

Sold.

[Ken]

15,500.

[Ben]

Sold to Jake Sherbro. Congratulations.

[Jake Sherbro]

Thanks.

[Ryan]

Good deal.

[CJ]

You got a great deal.

[Ken]

Oh, I'm sure I did.

[CJ]

Great deal.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Wait, it's an auto.

[Ken]

Yeah, I know.

[CJ]

Ryan, why did you buy that thing if it was an auto?

[Ryan]

I thought that maybe it would just be. I thought it would be okay.

[Mike]

Okay, you thought it was maybe gonna be like more fun? Because you can't lie. It is fun.

[Ryan]

It's super fun. And it's great. It actually runs and starts up every time. Doesn't overheat. It's great.

[Jake Sherbro]

Can't put a price on really any.

[Mike]

Of those overheat things. Seems like a fat lie.

[Ryan]

But I did that one day when it was hot. But now I've been. I've been running it pretty hot.

[Jake Sherbro]

I had a crazy dream that your.

[Ryan]

Drift car was on fire. I know that that sounds like, funny like cuz it's been real so many times. But dude, I did. And everybody was running around Mike's like fire extinguisher, but it was like really on fire. And we're all like. I think I remember Ben just laughing. And then all of us like running. But nobody was running anywhere. We were all just like zigzagging around it.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

Like.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, it's also something that could happen in real life because like, we don't really have like safety meetings, like the extinguisher is by the third door, right inside. You know, like that by every day. But when we. When I was watching the last video or whatever, when you guys reference my car starting on fire for the 9,000th time, I just look at Sydney and I'm like, I'm going to be like, 40 and on my, like, fifth drift car, and they're still going to be referencing this drift car. Starting off.

[Ryan]

Entertaining one.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

You think you're going to have four more drift cars after that piece of shit?

[Mike]

I should at least start with a number two, huh? Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

As you guys saw, when Jake came after us, we were. We were just trying to think of, like, how we could batten down the fort, right? And we were like, well, we got all these fire extinguishers sitting by the door that have been here for legit nine months. And so a safety. We used those to try and defense. Yeah. Put up some defense against Jake. And then after that, Mike was like, so just me, I guess, huh? All my fire extinguishers. I think we just used up all my fire extinguishers that I had for my car.

[CJ]

It is crazy how many you have, Mike?

[Mike]

I had.

[CJ]

Well, I think most people just have one for.

[Mike]

I have one in the car still, so that's good.

[Ryan]

We're.

[Mike]

We're safe for one more fire.

[CJ]

Seven sitting at the. In the farm, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, I had a lot. I got them for free, so it's like. I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna be like, I'll just take three. They're pretty expensive.

[CJ]

Take them all.

[Ken]

Yeah, that guy commented on the video and he's like, yo, I just gave all those to Mike. Glad to see they were used for their purpose.

[Mike]

They were like, expired, you know, like, you can't use them in a commercial area. But yeah, I went to school with him.

[Jake Sherbro]

He just hooked you up?

[Mike]

Yeah, he just brought over like, 10 fire extinguishers. And I was like, like, genuinely, we might not use these for fires, but defense against hot dogs.

[Ken]

You guys don't understand. When I exhale, finally getting off the truck, the amount of fire extinguisher that came out of my throat was concerning, like.

[Mike]

And it's got such an interesting taste.

[CJ]

I terrible.

[Ken]

Was having, like, breathing troubles for, like. I'm not gonna lie. Like, the rest of the day, I was just, like, coughing. And then I'd, like, hawk up a loogie and it'd just be like a chunk of fire extinguisher.

[Jake Sherbro]

Dude, I am sorry about that. No, it's Watching it back, I. I genuinely thought that once you started getting hit with it, though, you would have stopped.

[Ken]

Yeah, no, I wasn't losing, bro. I was like, I will die.

[Jake Sherbro]

And you didn't stop. So, I mean, like, it's hard to be mad about it because you could have just stopped and we would have stopped, and then that would have been that. But, yeah, you didn't.

[Mike]

Of when Evan did a heater in Pizza Ranch, and he, like, I was in there filming him, and he, like, if he would have done five more seconds of heater, I legitimately think he would have tipped over and we would have had to drag him out.

[Ken]

Ah, dude.

[Jake Sherbro]

Ev's a beast. Those lungs, bro. Are you kidding me? You know what? Those lungs endure every single day.

[Ken]

That smoke wasn't nothing to him.

[Mike]

Well, he's. Well, okay. He said that. I'm just like, bro, I would have tried to drag you up, but I probably would have gone down, too.

[Jake Sherbro]

Between asbestos as his baseline and then his. His little. His little robot dick that he sucks on every waking second of the day.

[Mike]

Remember when I remember when Big Rent, we were talking about, like, having to get some tires changed on the dirt bikes. He's like, big wrenches goes, well, maybe Evan can do it. Between vape hits that killed me.

[Ryan]

Speaking of putting poisonous things in your lungs and reaping the ramifications of it, I have been working on getting us life insurance because we're working on our buy cells. We're working on becoming a proper company with proper benefits, right? And so I've been meeting with all these different guys, and the general theme is, you know, you really only get paid out when you die, but you. But you have to pay before that. And all of our rates are pretty similar, except for one.

[Ben]

Oh, God.

[Ryan]

Our buddy, Kenjamin Kendra.

[Mike]

Mean. Okay, let's.

[Ryan]

So these are all of our things, right? They're all together. Notice this because it's just presumed they're in the same room. So.

[Jake Sherbro]

So sit down again. Sit down.

[Ryan]

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[Jake Sherbro]

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[CJ]

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[Mike]

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[CJ]

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[Ken]

Jack Daniels is proudly served in fine establishments, questionable joints, and everywhere in between.

[CJ]

So no matter where you go in.

[Ken]

Every bar, you'll always know someone by name.

[Jake Sherbro]

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[Ken]

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[Jake Sherbro]

Tennessee whiskey, 40% alcohol by volume. Jack Daniel Distillery, Lynchburg, Tennessee.

[Ryan]

So preferred is like the best non smoker they said is probably will get. So it's about eleven hundred dollars a year for two million dollars worth of coverage, per se. Something about rapping. Anyone want to guess what? Oh, Kenjamino's is? Because I had him. He's a known vapist. And I asked him, I said if he quits, you know, for like a test and whatever, and they said if he was to say he quit and then started again and there was nicotine in his system, they could deny the claim. So I was like, all right. Probably not worth it.

[Ken]

Is he over?

[Jake Sherbro]

Double, triple. Holy shit, Ken.

[Mike]

What?

[CJ]

This is all because he's a vapist.

[Ryan]

Pretty much. Three times.

[CJ]

Is it worth it, Ken? Now you're costing me money. Now your vaping is costing me money.

[Ben]

Okay, so I hear this. I actually was thinking this week, I'm.

[Ryan]

Like.

[Ben]

Before you even brought this up, I was like, it's time to stop.

[Jake Sherbro]

What? Because now's the time, Ken.

[Ryan]

660.

[Ben]

I've been trying to cut back alcohol in my life. And then I was like, okay, well, what's the next thing I'm gonna cut back that. Honestly. So, yeah, honestly, it's. It's time to cut that.

[Ryan]

Yeah. For literally sixteen hundred dollars a year or two thousand three hundred dollars.

[Ben]

Jesus Christ.

[Ryan]

This was actually one of the better quotes.

[Jake Sherbro]

Dude, this is a huge moment.

[CJ]

This is. This is a huge.

[Jake Sherbro]

The billboard didn't do it.

[Ben]

This is it.

[CJ]

This is it.

[Ken]

This moment.

[CJ]

Throw it away.

[Ben]

I. I actually don't. I don't have one right now. I'm talking about because I. I just don't have one now.

[CJ]

Now you don't even have to be worried, Dude, Congratulations.

[Jake Sherbro]

Congratulations.

[Ryan]

Holy. After everything we've done over the last five years of trying to get you to quit, fifteen hundred dollars did it.

[Mike]

That is pretty funny.

[Ben]

I'm just trying to make better choices in my life, and that's. Honestly, if that's what happens, then that's. That's just what it is.

[Jake Sherbro]

Smart.

[CJ]

So, dude, you're probably just thinking about it now too, with how much you're working out and you're breathing hard. You're probably like, damn, like, why am I putting this into me?

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ben]

That is. That was kind of one of the thoughts. And it was just kind of turned 30, and it's just like, I need to not be a lazy piece of. In my life and Just make better choices.

[Mike]

All right.

[Jake Sherbro]

I will go to defend you against yourself on this one. I don't think you are.

[Ryan]

So many things, but not a lazy piece of. So many things.

[Ben]

I didn't go to the gym for, like, so.

[Ryan]

Oh, my God. Okay.

[Ben]

I was like, I. I need to, like, make a change in my life, and that was kind of the first.

[Ryan]

One, and I'm trying to make better.

[Ben]

Better choices in my life, and I think this is kind of the. That's that next little better choice, so.

[Jake Sherbro]

Good job, Ken.

[CJ]

Congratulations.

[Ryan]

Good job, Kenny.

[CJ]

I don't know if we'll ever have that video drop the workout challenge video just because it's just kind of gone by the wayside. But if there's one major positive almost better than the whole video is. Ken is, like, legitimately changed his life.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Like, you have, like.

[Ryan]

He just quit vaping.

[CJ]

Well, he quit vaping. He. Like, you've just turned around completely, like, 180. I mean, people do it in the comments. Everything. It's. It's insane. I mean, I think it's pretty inspiring. So maybe we will be. It's gonna drop something. We gotta. We gotta make it happen.

[Jake Sherbro]

It's, like, gonna be one of the best videos ever for the story that's. That's kind of playing out.

[CJ]

It's just tough, I think, for us, because it's, like, it's tough to film working out every single day because it's kind of the same thing. And so, like, we were just trying to figure out how to put together what was it.

[Ben]

I don't think it's like that. Not the doing it every day. I think it's more so like, that there's the time lapse, like, what Evan was trying to do, like, the progress photos throughout the.

[CJ]

The updates.

[Ben]

The updates. And then the. The end of it was the. The challenge we were trying to.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah.

[Ben]

The show.

[CJ]

Our trainer's name was Evan.

[Jake Sherbro]

Not.

[Ben]

Not Evan.

[Ryan]

Ev.

[CJ]

Want to do progress.

[Jake Sherbro]

How am I looking, guys, to make that very clear?

[Ben]

So I think it's more. So, like, the end result is, you know, because we did the beginning part, and then we got to do the. The actual show at the end of it.

[CJ]

Yeah. No, we got to finish it. You're right.

[Ryan]

You're right.

[CJ]

We're gonna. We're gonna pull together. But the thing is, it takes time, and, you know, big changes don't happen just overnight.

[Ken]

Ryan.

[CJ]

I'm looking at this, and, you know, I'm looking over at Alex right now, and I think she heard Two Million Dollar Life Insurance policy if I die. And now I am slightly, you know, is this something I need to be watching out for?

[Ryan]

She's got a twinkle in her eye.

[CJ]

Yeah, she's smiling. Look at the laundry. They look. They're like, holy. This would be great.

[Jake Sherbro]

Perked up.

[CJ]

Yeah, they did perk up.

[Ryan]

I don't think you get it. If you guys are convicted of murder, you don't get it. So you better work on your plan and make it really good.

[Mike]

Accidentally off. C.J. before the wedding.

[Ken]

She's like, CPR. And you.

[Jake Sherbro]

Once you read the way too excited back.

[Mike]

Well, that's cool. So probably not the conversation to have on the podcast, but we keep getting emails about life insurance. And then I asked everyone about it.

[CJ]

Like, you know, being in calls, like, up the wazi, but.

[Mike]

But it wasn't like, hey, we're trying to sell you life insurance. It was like, make sure you sign into your portal. Life insurance. And then I asked, like, our accountants about it, and they're like, don't sign into that. That might be a scam.

[Jake Sherbro]

But we keep getting Mike, and then.

[Mike]

Our financial advisor, he's like, hey, have you guys signed into that? And no one says anything. And then I'm like, I keep getting emails, and still nobody says anything.

[CJ]

And then.

[Mike]

Yeah, then we were talking.

[CJ]

That's on me telling them what. And I'm like, what not to do.

[Ben]

I asked Ryan about it, and he's.

[Ryan]

Like, I don't know.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ken]

So.

[Ryan]

So then our account told me to get life insurance, and then I went through. And then basically the week that I set up all the meetings, he just, like, went to our other guy and just was like, just book it.

[Mike]

Got it.

[Ryan]

And so, like, one guy just did it while I was in the meetings with everybody else. But we still have options. We still have options. Which we will have a formal meeting with minutes and a conference table and decisions. Real business stuff. But I'm trying to think, how can we name it?

[Jake Sherbro]

It is good to have options, because in this line of work, too, there's a lot of shady characters in the insurance world. Yeah, that's for sure. And they will. They will run you hard. They can.

[CJ]

You know what they say about insurance? It's there until you get hurt. Oh, no, actually, you weren't covered for that.

[Mike]

Is there possibly somebody else that could pay for.

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah. And then they're gonna try to pass it off to someone else and. Yes.

[Ben]

Whose property were you on when you did this? Do they have insurance? What does their policy cover?

[CJ]

Was Ben Roth driving by down the road, when you happen to fall.

[Mike]

Did you happen to shop at Walmart that day?

[CJ]

Let's go after him. Yeah, it's kind of.

[Ben]

Was your coffee too hot?

[Ryan]

So if. If our retirement account was a CMN. Retirement account. We name. Everything that's for the future is a C. Men. This is all C Boys stuff.

[CJ]

But maybe.

[Ryan]

So how do we. How do we put the life insurance? I was thinking about this while I was driving. I was like, how do we put the semen. Life insurance. But, like, how do you know?

[CJ]

Like, I think you should do it. I think you should do it. Like, name it as if we're older.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Because then that's just better.

[Ryan]

Even older.

[CJ]

I mean, this is just better luck. Like, when seaboys are 105 years old. Life insurance policy.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah.

[CJ]

So, you know. You know, like, we're gonna be.

[Ben]

This is something we technically don't want to ever have to.

[CJ]

Exactly.

[Mike]

Just like avalanche. It's just like equipment.

[CJ]

Like how we name our hard drives. Like, back in the day, we were naming them, like, millions because we're trying to get a million views. And then we started billions. Trying to get.

[Mike]

My favorite. My favorite name is still the Banger Bank.

[CJ]

Banger Banger bank is great Viral Vault. Like.

[Jake Sherbro]

Like, you name them. Beef Squash. We got a little. A little off track on that one.

[CJ]

Mega drive.

[Jake Sherbro]

We got hard drives.

[Mike]

His name. Beef Squash.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah. But we were going through, like, a reconciliation phase of our life where we were trying to, like, put out fires. I think that's probably when we were trying to be friends with Jake again. All right, we gotta squash all beef.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

It's like, what video is that on? Oh, maybe Beef squash.

[Ken]

What?

[Jake Sherbro]

Arrow of Sea Boys was beef squash.

[Mike]

You could almost accredit that.

[Jake Sherbro]

What video?

[Mike]

Okay, so that's gonna be in Viral Vault. No, that's.

[CJ]

I can tell you, Beef squash was actually 2019 era. Yep, it was around 2019. And. And the beef squash actually came from. Because we had beef with Larry and Tyson. We actually started it. To be fair, we kind of did him dirty. He was at heyday doing his meet and greet, and we were just, like, kind of new to the game back then. We were new to the game and we had Murf Tupperware. That guy. Is he still in jail or where's he at now?

[Ken]

I haven't seen him lately.

[Jake Sherbro]

I think he's rehab.

[CJ]

He was just this guy that was.

[Mike]

Kind of to your point of the. At the beginning of us in corout, we didn't interact with a lot of other Personalities.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

We didn't really understand people in general.

[CJ]

How to do it respectfully. Like, I'd be. I can understand why he wouldn't like us. He was there doing his thing, and we just basically pulled up with Murph Tupperware. It was a shirt off, like, a stupid helmet on. And he starts like, hey, you want a shotgun? A beer? And he's just like, no. And we were like, what the. Like, that's what you do. You don't want to shotgun a beer. And he's just like, no, I'm good. It was probably, like, 10am I didn't want it. Yeah. It literally was. It was like.

[Jake Sherbro]

He's also doing, like, a meet and greet, too.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

And I'm sure every other person probably asked him. He's like, dude, if start. Yeah, everyone's gonna want me to do. I'm gonna be plastered in 10 people.

[Mike]

And that was during the time where I think I caught wind that he was feeling like a zoo animal. People were poking the monkey. Because everyone's just like, send it.

[Jake Sherbro]

He's like, just. He's literally, like, in people's eyes, a fictional character.

[Ryan]

Do you think he created, like, send it. Full send.

[CJ]

Just gonna send it. I mean. I mean, he's the first person I.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah, just say it. I think so.

[Ryan]

Honestly, like, that's pretty crazy.

[Mike]

Pretty legendary that he created. Still gonna send it in a way.

[Ryan]

Full send.

[CJ]

It was. It was like everyone was saying it back then.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

And then full send kind of came around from the trend of saying it. But, yeah. So anyways, he didn't really like us after that, and we. He turned down the shotgun beer. We walk away with Murph Tupperware. Murph Tupperware is like, that guy. Like, that guy. Like, we. We all like, yeah, screw that guy. What the. Like, we started talking kind of crap on him, and then for some reason, he was in Fargo. He. He, like, had showed up to Fargo.

[Mike]

And.

[CJ]

He was, like, hitting the bars. And I thought this was pretty lame. Like, the bar people that owned them. Because, like, we. Around that time, we were always running around the downtown Fargo scene, but, like, Larry and Tyrus was there, and he was like, the Sea Boys. And, like, they were all laughing with them and stuff and, like, like, encouraging it. And I was like, what the. So then we really had. Then we were, like, really happy for this guy.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah.

[CJ]

And then I think for, like, a title and thumbnail. Well, then he was in DL doing the snowmobile thing, and we, like, basically rolled up on him again. And and, like, redid it. We're like, hey, we want to make amends. We wanna. And then he accepted.

[Mike]

Gave him back a bush.

[CJ]

We titled. We titled We Squashed the Beef with Larry and Dicer.

[Mike]

Wait, can we please find the clip? The very short clip of Ken going.

[CJ]

We squashed the beat.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah, we squashed the beef. I remember I was so sick that day. But Larry tys, like, I was like heavy flu. And I was like, it. All right, we gotta go. So it's freezing cold. Then I shotgun this beer and I'm just like, super sick with them and.

[Ryan]

Stumbling around on the lake.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

Larry and Tyson, he just, he just didn't want to be famous. He didn't, he didn't want to be famous.

[Ryan]

Just wanted to send it.

[CJ]

From what I heard is like, his, his brother was kind of like the mastermind. Yes.

[Jake Sherbro]

Driving factor.

[CJ]

He was kind of like, let's make the videos. Let's. He was filming it and all that. He was kind of just, you know, around, joking around, but I'm sure he was just like, screw this. Every time I show up to a show, I gotta hit a massive jump on this old ass sled. Like, he would crash, like, pretty much every time, dude, he was crashing hard.

[Ken]

His sled would explode upon him.

[CJ]

Like, like, even if he, if he hit it perfect, the sled was going to explode either way.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they weren't really successful jumps. They were like a freaking pile that he would just.

[CJ]

Yeah, it was a tough. But I remember hearing from, like, people around him, like, he was like, I mean, Larry Tyser was super famous. Like, that was back when Dan Bilzerian was, like, at his peak and having these crazy parties. Like, Dan Bilzerian was inviting him out to, like, come to his LA house to do parties and stuff. And this guy didn't want to go. Larry was like, it, I'm not going. Which honestly, we can kind of relate to as we were talking about that at the beginning. But yeah, dude, he was a big deal. And we were these small, literally idiot disrespect. So I could understand why he wouldn't like us. But we squashed the beef, and that's why one of our hard drives is called beef squash.

[Jake Sherbro]

That's a great story, cj.

[Ken]

It is.

[Ryan]

I hope Larry's doing well.

[CJ]

I do too, dude. I do too. I, I, he's actually a really good motocross rider. From what I.

[Ryan]

He had to have some talent.

[CJ]

You put, you put anyone on a piece of sled and tell him to hit a huge jump like, it's not going to go well, you know?

[Jake Sherbro]

You know who that kind of reminds me of is Evil Knievel. So, like, people used to go and watch Evil Knievel hit jumps to, like, be successful, make the jump, do this huge feat. And then they started watching him hit jumps to see his crash.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

And then the. The crash became more entertaining than the actual, like, feat of whatever he was trying to successfully do. And we met somebody last week that knew Evil Knievel.

[Ryan]

His family knew that as well.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah, it was so interesting. Like, I just look at Evel Knievel as, like, a fictional character. Yeah.

[Mike]

I was just about to say that Larry is in the same genre as Evel Knievel, because although he may not land all of his jumps, nobody else is trying to do that, bro.

[CJ]

There were stunts. There's. Yeah, it was a stunt.

[Mike]

Dude.

[Ken]

He was going huge on those old sleds. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

Way bigger than those things.

[Ryan]

Should kind of random sidebar, but my friend Grant is in Vegas for F1, and he was standing next to the blue man group.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah. Saw that.

[Mike]

I responded.

[Ryan]

And I was thinking about how fucking weird it would be to be the blue man group. Like, you can't be four bald guys not painted blue, because people are going to be like, you guys look like the blue man group, even though you're not blue. But then you go out and you're blue and you can't talk, and you can't talk bright fucking blue. Like, everybody's going to know who you are, but you're this fictional character. People want take pictures.

[Jake Sherbro]

It is strange. And there's.

[CJ]

Could be good.

[Jake Sherbro]

I think there's been a bunch of different guys a part of the blue man group. Like, it's kind of just been like, a rotation, but, like, how crazy is that? What's better than banging on drums and being in sync of weird? Yeah, acting weird. Oh, what if we just shaved our heads and painted our entire bodies blue?

[Mike]

Oh, what if we didn't speak to anybody?

[Ryan]

That's what I was thinking. They're watching F1 and they. The four of them have to stand there completely silent. Like, they can't even talk to each other.

[Jake Sherbro]

I would explain. What do you think could do that? I don't know anyone that could do that. Ken could maybe do it.

[Ben]

Not for that long, honestly.

[Mike]

I'd have to get some big.

[CJ]

Get some drinks, like, just chatty blue.

[Jake Sherbro]

Oh, the big blue is at the bar chatting now. Their manager is like, God damn it.

[CJ]

Everyone else is this high. And then. Yeah.

[Ken]

So why are you all blue? Oh, I'm not supposed to talk. Oh, damn it.

[CJ]

I mean, Mark could do it.

[Jake Sherbro]

Our friend Mark could do it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he could do it.

[Jake Sherbro]

He's probably the only guy I know that could actually do it though.

[Ken]

The craziest blue group. Here we go. Mark. Tony. Who else?

[Jake Sherbro]

You're Tony.

[Ken]

Yeah, well, Tony hates talking to people.

[Mike]

I know.

[CJ]

Big wrench.

[Mike]

I know.

[Jake Sherbro]

Big Ranch.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I would love to see Dave in there. Obviously. I know he can't shut the.

[Jake Sherbro]

Dave would explode. Yeah, Dave would actually explode. Jake's dad.

[Mike]

Dave really looks good in blue.

[Ben]

The blue paint would like drip off of Dave.

[Jake Sherbro]

What do they get painted with? And do you think they get painted every single day or do they go to bed like that? And if they're like rocking back to back shows like it's Vegas, you know, they have a bunch of shows every week.

[CJ]

The thing is, is I was going to say there is the benefit of like you have complete anonymity. Like people won't know you when you go like compared to like, you know, a super famous person or really anyone with some, like, if you go into a high populated area, you're going to get pictures, you're going to have to talk to people, whatever.

[Jake Sherbro]

It's like marshmallow. I guess people know kind of who Marshmallow is now still. But the DJ Marshmallow, he's one of the biggest DJs in the world. When I don't know how long without doing like a face unveil.

[Mike]

Like five years.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah, a long time.

[Mike]

He. And it was just also cool, like he originally, I believe, started out as the like a dj. He was dot com. And then he's just like, I'm going to rebrand helmet on now. Lots of DJs do it. And then all of a sudden he's just massive and he has an anonymity or whatever.

[Ben]

The anonymity.

[Mike]

Anonymity. See an enemy.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Oh, he only went two years without revealing him.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Jake Sherbro]

What about dream? There's like a streamer dream or he's. Yeah, Minecraft.

[CJ]

I think he's YouTuber.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

He showed his face. He did a face reveal.

[Jake Sherbro]

How long did he go without it though?

[Ryan]

There's over a hundred blue men, by the way.

[Mike]

Oh, wow.

[Ken]

It's a lot of blue men.

[Jake Sherbro]

Do they all kind of look the same? I feel like they all look the same. Like big white eyes, like so it's.

[Ryan]

It's actually kind of funny. The creators of Blue Men Group Dream.

[Ben]

Went for about three years.

[Ryan]

Three years A pretty long time. Not sure face. These are the blue men group. Like, they have hair except for the one guy they kind of just base it off the middle guy.

[Ben]

I'm assuming it's just like a bald cap they put on and then just a ton of face paint.

[Ryan]

Do you think they just have like a bathtub that's just like covered in blue paint? They just like blop in it and then get out.

[Mike]

I'm picturing them, those first three guys painting up and then the two guys with hair. Like, yeah, bald is the move.

[CJ]

The thing is though, is like, realistically, who would give a about three Just normal looking white dudes banging on some drums.

[Mike]

Agree.

[CJ]

Paint them blue. Amazing branding. You're like the blue man group. You never forget about them. I remember when I was a kid and I found out about the blue man group.

[Mike]

It's kind of generation.

[CJ]

I was like, holy.

[Mike]

When did the blue man group start? Like, think we're clearly they're recruiting new ones. They're not all the same, so they can probably do this for as long as people are entertained by it.

[Jake Sherbro]

1987.

[CJ]

Holy.

[Mike]

80S, baby.

[Ryan]

Man, they've been blue in themselves for a long time.

[Jake Sherbro]

What blue Each other. The blue paint that they paint themselves with. Like, how is it, like sweat resistant? Like it's crack resistant. Like around your, like your lips. You think like, granted, they're not talking, but it's true. It stays.

[Ryan]

I saw a thing about the Insane Clown Posse. You know, they always had their faces painted that like their faces look young because it was covered from this.

[Ken]

Really?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I think I saw it on a podcast.

[Jake Sherbro]

So, you know, I would think the exact opposite.

[Ryan]

They've lived pretty hard.

[Jake Sherbro]

No, like the chemicals on your face, like, you think that that would.

[Mike]

But yeah, there's two.

[CJ]

Two sides to it. I see what you're saying.

[Mike]

I'm sure we could look it up, but like, it has gotten so good, I have no idea what's in it. I just like watch this video of this guy. He's covered his entire torsos covered in tattoos. And then they like paint him over with literally a primer. And then they like paint them over again with skin color and then they like blush in all, like the shadowing all to get rid of his tattoos. And it looked so real. And like imagine you sweat on set and all that. Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

You know what I bet they do is I bet they just do like a spray on the blue guys.

[Ben]

It says it's like a grease or cream based theatrical makeup paint. And then plus a Bald cap to.

[Jake Sherbro]

It's gonna be a lot of, you.

[Mike]

Know, whose face reveal I think a lot of people in our genre of content are looking for. Yeah. Sorry, Sir Onstair. Like, he's gone. I don't know how, you know, two.

[Jake Sherbro]

Years or so longer than that.

[Mike]

He's been around and he's just really. But it's just cool. Like, he'll go to do these. Like, let's say he's doing, like, a photo shoot for a glove brand or a goggle brand or something. And he just keeps his helmet on the whole time? Like.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah, I think at this point it's just, like, recognizable. Well, for sure.

[Mike]

But also, like, he still is hiding his face.

[Ryan]

Been wanting to do a pod with him, but I'm wondering how we get the mic without sounding like he's talking to him.

[Mike]

Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Jake Sherbro]

I saw this tick tock the other day that it was Sir Ronster and Evan together, like, in the same frame. And it just said, I like both these guys, even though they vape. I don't know. I guess.

[CJ]

Well, he should consider changing because his life insurance policy, if he were to get one, would be astronomical.

[Ken]

Yeah, we gotta talk about that thing right there. What you guys getting into Fortnite, bro, You guys are, like, 10 years late. Jacob Ryan, you're almost 30 years old. Fortnite. Stop this.

[CJ]

Stop this. My girlfriend, Fortnite at your dad's house. Ed is a tough look at your age.

[Mike]

Yeah. Jake's a man. He plays Tarkov.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

At your work. You got to couch at your work? No.

[Ken]

Well, dude, at least I'm in my own. That's the equivalent of just, like, living in your mom's basement. And 400.

[Ryan]

My dad's.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Upstairs. Yeah.

[Ben]

My credit card attached. My live account, like, got replaced, so my. My payment failed on there, and I got emails that I needed to update my payment or my subscription was gonna be canceled, and I just. I just let it cancel.

[Ryan]

Glad you didn't lie about that.

[Ben]

I haven't turned my Xbox on.

[CJ]

Like, 2 really is changing his life.

[Ben]

My Xbox has just been, like, sitting in the corner of the. The basement for, like, two years.

[Ryan]

And I was, like, touching Xbox in six years till this week.

[CJ]

Dude, I was on a. A big hiatus from gaming, too, from probably, like, 2016 to last November. But honestly, it's just nice. It's something to do when you're at home. I love it.

[Mike]

We're gonna be having the same conversation for the next 10 years. The CJ take a hiatus Come back.

[Jake Sherbro]

Gaming is great, though.

[CJ]

Anyways, hold on, though.

[Jake Sherbro]

Cj, you said that you've been gaming at home, but I walked in on you in your office and you were playing Fortnite on your little Nintendo.

[CJ]

Yeah. So it's not a Nintendo, it's a Xbox Rogue Ally X, so.

[Jake Sherbro]

This dude's such a sicko. Keep in mind that the video was just rendering. So, like, if we're in the middle.

[CJ]

Of an edit, exporting.

[Jake Sherbro]

All right, it's a 12 minute exit. No, no, 12 minute export.

[CJ]

35 minutes. And it's.

[Jake Sherbro]

It's exporting to CJ. I guess that's a quick part I gave.

[CJ]

Well, the thing is, I can't do anything else on my computer because when it's exporting out, it's just like. And I'm. It's an hour long video that takes forever to export, so you can't touch it. So I'm sitting here, I'm like, okay. So I could scroll on my phone or I could rip some Fortnite or Call of Duty, whatever on my portable xbox.

[Jake Sherbro]

You know, he was like, kind of like, embarrassed when I walk in and, you know, I walk in expecting him to be like, ripping out the video. I knew it was exporting out and he's like, the video is exporting right now. Caught him freaking watching porn or something.

[CJ]

Yeah, no, I. I did. It did feel wrong. I was like, but what. What else am I gonna do right now? You know? And honestly, who's gonna tell me I can't? Yeah, I did think about that. I go, I think I. I can.

[Jake Sherbro]

Do whatever I want.

[CJ]

So I started.

[Jake Sherbro]

Cj, what are you doing?

[Ken]

If it feels wrong, bro, it's probably wrong, but stay gaming.

[CJ]

Well, maybe I should tell you about what? So this summer, there's this kid that works at the golf course. He's a major Seaboys fan. He's a really nice kid. And let's say I'd be playing by myself, nine hole, or I'm playing 18 holes. I'd be going past, he'd like, be getting off work. Hey, crap. Hop on the last nine. With you. Do you mind? I'm like, yeah, sure. You know, and it was fun because he's such a big Seaboys fan. And ask good questions. No, he would be asking me questions, but then I would almost be asking him. And like, also, he's just a good talker. Like, he likes talking. So he'd be kind of like, yeah, you know, that bit? I. I didn't really like that that much.

[Jake Sherbro]

Oh, really?

[CJ]

Why? Why did. What'd you think about it? Oh, no, but I like this one. So I'm kind of like gauging interest, you know, and he's being pretty transparent about it.

[Jake Sherbro]

He's got his ear to the ground.

[CJ]

Yeah, he's got. I mean, he's fully got his. You've met him. He's a nice kid. Really nice kid. He's smart. But the one thing I'll say about him is he comes from a really good family, like, which is great, but you can tell he's just like, he's still innocent. He, like hasn't been exposed to real life or anything like that, but he's just so nice. Like, I feel like when I'm talking with him, I'm trying to be, you know, just good or whatever. So anyways, I don't know really when or how, but I must have gave him my phone number. Like, I'm sure I was. 18th hole. I've had enough drink maybe. I don't know. So he had my phone number and. Well, I don't know. So anyways, he texted me. He's like, hey, you want to hop on Xbox? I was like, you know, I am playing Call D. Yeah, sure. So I add, is. Is we added each other's gamer tags and I'm sitting there playing with this kid online, right? So we're. We're on the headset. We're on the headset, we're talking. And basically immediately when I got in the lobby, going back to what you said about, does it feel wrong? It probably is. I go, man, imagine if this kid's mom comes down and goes, who are you playing with? Oh, I'm playing with this 29 year old man. He's like, he's like, I don't know, 15 or 16. I'm just like, what the fuck is wrong with me? But anyways, he's just a good kid. He's a cool kid. I like him. The last funny thing he told me, because this was just the other day. So the. The video with Mike's junk tame dropped. He was saying that he started watching it when he was in the car with his mom, right? And Dalton's edit came on with like the most aggressive song ever. And his mom was like, what are you. What are you watching? He's like, oh, the Sea Boys. And then. But he was like, yeah, I didn't really like that song that much. My mom didn't like it. It was just funny. It was really funny.

[Jake Sherbro]

It was so aggressive. He. So he made this edit for the giveaway vehicles. And he sent it in our. Our group chat as we just play the song for basically like, for approval of like, not even approval. He was just like, here's the editor. It was locked in. I just text back and I go, we should probably use a less aggressive song. And that's. I'm an editor, so I know what goes into having to re edit something. It's pain in the ass. Last thing you want to hear. But I was like, bro, this is so aggressive.

[CJ]

We can't.

[Mike]

Thank goodness.

[Jake Sherbro]

We can't put this at the beginning of a YouTube video.

[Mike]

I mean, thank goodness there was a clean version.

[Jake Sherbro]

There was a clean version.

[CJ]

No, it wasn't. We just literally some of the.

[Jake Sherbro]

But I was like, there might be too many. There might be too many like, like vulgar words in this song that it's gonna sound weird when you people mouth because then it's like when you listen to like a radio edition song of like a lot of bad wet ass. Like that song. Yeah, it's like, let's just. Yeah, there's no words.

[CJ]

Let's just listen to this one line.

[Jake Sherbro]

That's how my team coming. I'm popping out and blonde money like I breathe money I the good off the honey now she walk funny.

[CJ]

Jesus, dude. When I heard it's an edit.

[Mike]

Funny.

[CJ]

I'm like, and this is the hardest edit ever. But I'm like, bro, this is like the two most basic cars we've ever given away. We just put the hardest songs ever. Not saying they're basic, but like, we've given away like, you know, built GTRs, Lamborghinis, R8s. And then it's like a Yukon.

[Ben]

They haven't had a single thing done to them yet.

[CJ]

But I will say, though, I will say that edit was lit. I. I like the song, but I agree initially when I heard, I go, oh, man. Like, I don't know. It's not a kids show what we're making, but there risk families and like be conscientious. Stay in the pocket banging her so good that now she walks funny is.

[Ryan]

Just listens to in her mouth. Get in.

[Jake Sherbro]

And then she opens up the door and it's still playing until she shuts the door. And that's the line that you hear. That's the line you hear.

[CJ]

It was funny though. I did. I. I actually laughed pretty hard. He's like, yeah, that song, dude, I don't. I don't know about that. I didn't really like that song because, like, like, he's just like, like, you know, like, he doesn't talk like that. He doesn't swear. He's not. He's just a good kid.

[Jake Sherbro]

We asked Ken how much money it would cost for him to make that. I her. I just say it. I her good now. She walked funny as his Instagram caption. Oh, my God, again, he's like, no amount of money. And Dalton comes in and goes, I'll do it for free. And we go, oh, no, you would.

[CJ]

Do it for free.

[Jake Sherbro]

That would just be a normal caption for him. But we're like, don't that. Maybe you shouldn't do that for free.

[CJ]

I think. I think he was down to do it for, like, 100 if he had a wife beater in the gym. And then that's his capture. I'm like, bro, I can't even.

[Mike]

Dude, can.

[Ryan]

You should do it. You should just post, like, a really hard picture.

[CJ]

You looking good.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that would be insane for the kenlore.

[CJ]

And I'd pay the height after so good. Now she walk funny, and it's just Ken in the gym just looking like that. Dude. Honestly, that pick would go hard. And the cat, the, like, I guarantee you that would probably be your highest.

[Ryan]

Maybe when you're in Vegas, take one of you, like, dripped out, we could.

[CJ]

Maybe get you next to, like, some street performers or something. And, like, you could just be like, hey, could you just pretend like I'll.

[Mike]

Snag some pics of you at the high stakes. Ken's been loving that. I'll get you a chain too, brother.

[Ben]

Yeah, let's go do a little bit of high stakes baccarat.

[Ryan]

We're.

[Ben]

We're going there pretty quick.

[Ryan]

So it's just Ken's sitting at the table with, like, three chips next to him.

[Jake Sherbro]

It's like 75 bucks.

[CJ]

He's not even playing. Playing, like, everybody free, certain amount of hands. And there's like, sir, are you gonna play? He's like, oh, could I get one more drink? And they're like, no, like, you got to be playing if you want the free drinks. So we got friends giving tonight. Friends giving over at Mark's house. Mark's house. Jake, you coming?

[Ken]

I didn't even know.

[Mike]

But yeah, right now.

[Ken]

All right.

[Mike]

You bringing Tia?

[Ken]

Yeah, I think she's here right now.

[Mike]

Perfect.

[CJ]

She's here.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Mike]

We're going lurking around.

[Ken]

No, we're going to a birthday after this.

[Mike]

Okay. You got a busy day.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

You got any plastic chairs?

[Ken]

Not that kind of birthday kid. And the kid's like four. We could actually Bring him some plastic chairs and show them early.

[Mike]

Yeah, that would be sick.

[CJ]

Maybe some kid sized ones.

[Jake Sherbro]

How is your love life after this year? After the boxing video?

[Ken]

I mean, it's good. It's strong, dude. The Tick Tock.

[CJ]

That's why.

[Ken]

Yeah, we, we. We get a gig. A lot of it.

[Jake Sherbro]

It, dude, I see it. I'm just like, I feel bad about it. Honestly, I don't like it, dude.

[Ken]

It's Tick Tock, though. Like, no one really goes.

[Mike]

Her Tick Tock name is pretty funny.

[Jake Sherbro]

I know. But she also didn't, like, volunteer for it.

[Ken]

No, but.

[Jake Sherbro]

Which is what I don't like.

[Ken]

It's just the baggage that comes with it, you know.

[Jake Sherbro]

Unfortunately, that is true.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

That is a YouTuber in Corma. You know, the drama.

[Mike]

If she's able to, like, I guess take those comments and just like not be phased by them, I think that's impressive.

[Ken]

Yeah, no, she's.

[Ryan]

She's.

[Mike]

I think it is.

[Ken]

What is it called?

[Jake Sherbro]

I think that says a lot too.

[Ken]

And also strong, thick.

[Mike]

She like made you eat a tomato on her Tick Tock.

[Ken]

That was disgusting.

[Mike]

Yeah, it wasn't that impressive, but it was funny.

[Jake Sherbro]

Slammed a pie in your face.

[Ryan]

That was pretty fun. Yeah, that.

[Jake Sherbro]

She's just kind of bullying you. Yeah.

[Ken]

Honestly, I was like, what are you doing right now?

[Mike]

That's the dynamic.

[CJ]

You got a boxing glove. All right, today we're gonna come in and do the Rocky Balboa on Jake out.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Honestly, could be a solid, like, series on our Tick Tock. Just beating the absolute out of me.

[CJ]

People probably love to see.

[Mike]

Oh, man, I love when we were hooking up those speakers for the auction and like, I got the speakers hooked up. I'm like, gosh, we gotta do karaoke. And then I take a snap of me singing many men by 50 Cent, put it on Tick Tock, and it blew up. Yeah, it got like a million views. I was happy. I'm like, tick Tock is doing its thing. Stupid video.

[Jake Sherbro]

So, yeah, we got friendsgiving tonight. And Friendsgiving has been like, traditionally, it's gotten a little bit more tame, but for like a couple years in a row, it was like, all right, friendsgiving is coming up. Are we stocked up on plastic chairs? How many tables do we have? Like, who's bringing food? Is anybody gonna be mad when the. When the. Nobody eats a single bit of the food and it just ends up in a food fight? Like, it was basically like our 1,000,000 subscriber or 5,000,000 subscriber parties, but it was just us I don't think we filmed it breaking everything inside.

[CJ]

It was like 2018 through maybe like 2020.

[Mike]

Well, because when we were at the original shop and it was like, when we were fresh out of white chairs, we just were like, well, that's fine. We'll just break the other furniture.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah, we were breaking. We were bringing office chairs. We were breaking desks, we were breaking couches.

[Ken]

I had videos of CJ borderline naked, just holding a chair above his head, going, I'm going to do it. Nice chair.

[Mike]

I remember seeing a video, like, stomping one of our lounger chairs or something, probably. Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

Everyone was getting into it.

[CJ]

We don't get quite that crazy anymore at them.

[Jake Sherbro]

It's changed a little bit.

[CJ]

Did I hear we just do it tonight at Mark's? Are we? Yeah, when Mark volunteered, we just up his house. All right, thanks for having us, Mark. See you.

[Ryan]

So you guys said to me, go look around.

[Jake Sherbro]

Did I hear we're doing white elephant gifts? Whose idea was that?

[Mike]

You hear? I hope you have one.

[Jake Sherbro]

I don't have one.

[Ben]

I don't have one either.

[CJ]

Just go somewhere and buy one.

[Ryan]

I had to buy a trinket.

[Mike]

Ken has a little bit of defense because he doesn't have his girlfriend telling him to get a white elephant.

[Ryan]

That's true.

[Jake Sherbro]

Well, my girlfriend or my fiance has been telling me to get a white elephant gift.

[Ryan]

You just don't listen.

[Jake Sherbro]

That's the problem.

[Ken]

You should just wrap that minivan that got sprayed with hot dogs up and just pull it out.

[Ryan]

$30 maximum.

[Jake Sherbro]

So here was my ide. Actually, my proposal.

[Ryan]

Okay?

[Jake Sherbro]

None of you guys need anything. I don't need to buy any of you guys gifts. Right?

[Mike]

The gift I got, you're gonna.

[CJ]

None of you guys need anything I need.

[Mike]

I promise.

[CJ]

Okay?

[Ken]

All right.

[Ben]

White elephant gift is something you don't need, but is funny.

[Jake Sherbro]

All right, so what if everybody had to just bring one thing from their house that they already owned and it was like trading. I like that.

[CJ]

Change up, man.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I already bought something, and I think people are gonna like my gift. I gotta.

[CJ]

I agree. I.

[Ben]

Right.

[CJ]

Well, I shouldn't say.

[Jake Sherbro]

I didn't know you guys put this much work into your freaking. I didn't know I was gonna offend.

[Ryan]

You by this store that went to the largest store in the state, cost.

[Mike]

For like an hour.

[CJ]

Alex put together a list of five things and asked, which one do I want to give? And I said that one.

[Jake Sherbro]

How the hell do you guys have time for this?

[CJ]

Well, it took me about two the.

[Mike]

Same thing about Fortnite.

[CJ]

I was busy gaming.

[Ken]

Stay gaming.

[Ryan]

Alondra wanted me to get a candle. Just gonna blow her out here. I, it was, I, I, she wanted me to get a candle and I was like, I'm not buying a candle. Someone's gon just throw it away.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

No.

[Jake Sherbro]

So is it, is it for, for funniness? Are these gifts funny?

[Ryan]

For real? The guys are doing it to 100 bucks.

[CJ]

That actually, people would like that though. Then people would actually want your gift.

[Ben]

I went to one lot.

[Jake Sherbro]

It's a great point.

[Ben]

The one I went to last year, somebody got a giant blow up joint. It was hilarious kind of parties.

[CJ]

You going?

[Ken]

What kind of parties?

[CJ]

And this is why you couldn't make last year?

[Ben]

No, that was a different party.

[Jake Sherbro]

Ken didn't come to friends giving a big yes.

[Ben]

I, I don't have two to go to in one night, so.

[CJ]

Hey, see what our priority is for Ken, we're number two. If there's one in the one I.

[Ben]

Went to last year, it was earlier in the day and I just had too many drinks. I'm like, I'm not driving 30 minutes into, into town to go to friends giving.

[CJ]

Obviously.

[Jake Sherbro]

No wonder I had too many drinks. Ken, you could have consciously made the decision to stop drinking.

[CJ]

Yeah. You could have just been like, oh, I got this other, you know, I.

[Ben]

Thought about that and then there was a couple rounds of shots and it was like off.

[Ryan]

That was old Ken.

[Ben]

That was old Ken.

[Jake Sherbro]

Okay, so I got to go get a gift after this.

[Ryan]

I thought you were going to say we should all put $30 into a live gambling pot.

[Jake Sherbro]

What if I, what if that was my gift? I just. You guys, one hand of black, $100 of entertainment.

[CJ]

No, no, no, no, no, NO.

[Ryan]

$30 max.

[CJ]

I think that should be $30 and it's going to be a blackjack hand.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

Is there a limit on gifts? Are you guys in a group chat that I'm not. Where are we seeing this?

[Mike]

I like the blackjack.

[Jake Sherbro]

All right, okay.

[CJ]

So, so $30 and then, so if it hits, the upside is you let.

[Ben]

It roll into another hand.

[CJ]

But, but like any of the winnings you have to send to that person and any of the, obviously the losses is just done, but.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

All right. That's a good idea.

[CJ]

Sick.

[Jake Sherbro]

See you guys keep hyping up your.

[Ryan]

Guys, people are gonna like lose their mind.

[CJ]

I want my gift.

[Ryan]

I want fights over mine.

[CJ]

I think, I think you're gonna want my gift.

[Ryan]

Yeah, no, it's gonna.

[CJ]

Cause how much was It. How much was it, Alex? 35 bucks.

[Ryan]

Okay, I went over budget, too.

[Jake Sherbro]

You got to bring a gift, dude.

[Ken]

I was thinking. I'm just gonna bring the statue.

[Mike]

Jake. You could just bring a pair of sunglasses and be locked in.

[Ken]

No, I already know what my gift is. I literally just thought of it. I'm gonna go get it right after this. It's gonna be awesome.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Ken]

Yeah, I'm gonna buy one for myself, too.

[Mike]

Actually, that's kind of what I did. I'm not.

[Ryan]

Can't.

[Mike]

No, Ben, you sound like Sydney. Whenever I.

[Ryan]

You got.

[Mike]

I get her, like, you know, like. Oh, yeah. Have you. You want my Christmas list? Oh, no, I already got your gift.

[Jake Sherbro]

What is it?

[Ryan]

So.

[Mike]

Alondra, I ain't telling you.

[Jake Sherbro]

Tell us, Mike. The people want to know, too.

[Mike]

No, I should say it's actually Sydney's gift that I bought two of. One for me, one. One for her to give away.

[Ryan]

Nice. It's very nice.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm excited. White elephant's cheesy, but it's fun.

[Jake Sherbro]

Wait, so the couple had. I have to buy two gifts if Greta hasn't gotten one, too?

[Mike]

Well, if you cover her financials, then technically you buy two, but otherwise, she's on her own.

[Jake Sherbro]

Well, being that she told me to go and get the gift, it sounds like I'm responsible for both.

[Mike]

You should. You should find out if she got one.

[Jake Sherbro]

I don't think she did. Oh, my God, I'm so cooked. Oh, you could just get, like, wine or scratch offs. No, I'm not getting wine or scratch offs. After hearing these guys hype up there.

[CJ]

You're not gonna beat my gift. No, it's not.

[Ryan]

Honestly, don't even worry about it. Dude, like, with like.

[Jake Sherbro]

This is crazy.

[CJ]

You know what, Ben? Honestly, just don't even come.

[Ryan]

Yeah, more gifts for us.

[Jake Sherbro]

Hand me that quick.

[CJ]

You want to try it?

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ken]

No, you don't even need to turn it on. You don't come. Just play with this for a while.

[CJ]

The last thing he needs. Dude, he. Dude is so bad at gaming. So bad.

[Ken]

Again, speaking of which, I played with Ben. He's terrible right now.

[CJ]

He got an Xbox at the same time as me and literally played one game and was like, all right. This isn't for him. Dude, I've never. For someone not.

[Jake Sherbro]

You can't just decide that for me.

[CJ]

I've never seen someone not get a kill.

[Ken]

I've never. He's like, I'm loving this. I'm looking at him, he's like, oh, and 74, bro.

[Ryan]

I'm glad you're good at doing.

[Mike]

For example, in Fortnite, you got your. Your group of four, and then Ben will hit you with the classic, where are you guys? The three dots are over here, and he's over here.

[Jake Sherbro]

Dude, I'm just not good at video games.

[CJ]

Well, anything else, Jake? You've been cold plunging.

[Ken]

Yeah. Did one this morning. I actually stole one of your guys's sweatshirt because I was, like, freaking out.

[Mike]

Over here because it makes you super cold.

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

I love that you do it kind of just for clout. Like, you don't even do it in the summer when it's in the thing. You just do. When the lake gets a little cold, you make a Snapchat.

[Ken]

You want to know something crazy? When I was down there today, two people rolled up and took pictures. They're like, oh, my God. My buddies at the bar were telling me about you.

[Ben]

You're there.

[CJ]

Did you drive in and go past the guy that always is sitting in the lake?

[Mike]

Yeah, we saw him. That was awesome. I mean, I. It is cool that you do it in the winter.

[Ken]

My favorite thing is, like, so how long you go for? Like, minute or two? I'm like, ten minutes. No way. They're just, like, mind blowing.

[Ryan]

They just sit there and watch you.

[Mike]

You text in the group chat. Anyone want to hit a cold plunge today? Ben? Nope. Exclamation point. We all laugh.

[Ken]

You got. You got bonus points in the group chat today. When you get that many hahas on a single text, I'm like, yeah, that's. That's a win right there for that guy.

[Jake Sherbro]

Yeah, you got ratioed.

[CJ]

I'd come, Jake, but I already ripped one.

[Ken]

No, that's good, dude. I always just send the invite.

[CJ]

Appreciate it. I'll join you here one of these days.

[Ken]

But you guys, new shades look sick.

[CJ]

Yeah, they do. Oh, yeah.

[Jake Sherbro]

New bums drop. Yeah, somewhere.

[CJ]

You got them. Are those the new ones, dude, the new ones. Oh, there's.

[Ken]

I saw those and I, like, was like, damn, I wish I made those.

[Mike]

They are sick, dude.

[Ken]

So sick.

[Mike]

The red ones just came in, like, at the end of the day on Friday.

[Jake Sherbro]

So how many do we have?

[CJ]

4?

[Mike]

3.

[CJ]

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[Ken]

So it's sick. I gotta. I gotta commend you guys. This drop is freaking sick. I need to come over and come close. It is a sweet drop, you guys.

[CJ]

Absolutely loaded. And if you haven't already, go to bums.com, get yourself some new shades.

[Ken]

Bumsour.com, baby.

[CJ]

Bums eyewear.com and yeah, sounds great to me.

[Mike]

Thank you, guys.

[Ken]

See at friendsgiving.

[Ryan]

Peace.

[CJ]

See you tonight.