Ken's Fractured Rib, Ryan Blew Up our Ex-Business Partners Truck, Ben Saves the Hoonicorn From Being Totaled

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV — Episode Summary

Episode: Ken's Fractured Rib, Ryan Blew Up our Ex-Business Partners Truck, Ben Saves the Hoonicorn From Being Totaled
Date: January 28, 2025

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Overview

In this jam-packed episode, the CboysTV crew return from their Utah trip with fresh stories—including a $4,300 towing bill, a possibly fractured rib, a wild bachelor party reveal, climate change debates, and more. True to form, the guys deliver behind-the-scenes antics, tales of mechanical mishaps, and their signature blend of humor and self-deprecating banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Utah Trip Recap: Collapsed Trucks and Camaraderie

• Truck Disaster and Towing Tales

  • Ryan recounts how he managed to blow up their ex-business partner Jake’s truck on the return leg of their Utah trip. There were debates over how responsible he actually was due to tracker data and truck history.
    • Quote (Ryan, 02:12): “Hey, man, thanks for letting us use the truck. Appreciate it. Take good care of it.”
  • The cost of towing and transporting their stranded vehicles was shocking—over $4,300 in total.
    • Quote (Ben, 08:44): “It cost nineteen hundred dollars to tow that thing... We spent $4,300 to transport them halfway across the country.”
  • Lots of laughs (and some groans) about how lending trucks to their crew is always a gamble and maybe never a good idea.
    • Quote (CJ, 08:17): “Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to lend their truck to us?”

• Friendship Moments and Networking with Other Creators

  • The best part of the trip was spending quality time with other creators like Cletus, Heavy D, and Robbie, beyond just filming content.
    • Quote (CJ, 10:16): “Conversations like that are priceless.”

2. Winter Woes and Mechanical Suffering

• Struggles Filming in the Cold

  • Multiple machines failed in subzero temperatures. The crew resorted to using torches and battery packs just to get things started.
    • Quote (Ben, 12:00): “We're putting guns, torches, battery packs... so we're putting like four at a time on it. Nothing was starting these things.”

• Cletus Saves the Day

  • Cletus helped tow them out multiple times, inventing creative “charges” (singing, money, etc.) for his services.
    • Quote (CJ, 12:52): “He pulled us out once, and he's like, that'll be eight grand, fellas. And then the next time...now you gotta sing to me.”

• Ben's "Aim" Saves the Hoonicorn

  • Ben crashes the Hoonicorn in such a way that the engine was spared—unintentionally saving the project from being a total loss.
    • Quote (Ben, 40:42): “But I saved the Hoonicorn from being totaled.”
    • Quote (Ryan, 41:02): “I mean, he did say...you’re just that good at crashing shit, man.”

3. Bachelor Party Bombshells and Shoe Surprises

• Groomsman Gifts and Best Man Reveal (~21:00)

  • Mike surprises the crew with custom Nike shoes in a heartwarming moment—Ryan is asked to be best man.
    • Quote (Mike, 21:15): “You're the only one who can fill the shoes of my best man.”
    • Quote (Ryan, 21:29): “Yes, I accept.”

• Bachelor Party Debates

  • Banter around where the bachelor parties will be held—Vegas is mentioned, as is a drift car weekend. Humor about who gets included and the difficulties picking groomsmen.
    • Quote (Ben, 23:01): “As the best man, you are responsible for lining up the bachelor party.”

4. Ken’s Fractured Rib: Snowmobile Shenanigans

• The Incident

  • Ken claims Evan fractured his rib during a scuffle when Evan slammed him WWE-style for stealing his snowmobile key. The guys debate whether he should get an X-ray (and joke about old injuries and X-ray bills).
    • Quote (Ken, 30:36): “I think it is...I yank the key out of his snowmobile...he tackles me to the ground...his elbow ends up going straight into my sternum.”
    • Quote (CJ, 32:05): “Peace of mind from what?”
    • Quote (Ben, 32:10): “The story’s a lot better if you say Evan fractured my rib instead of Evan might have fractured my rib.”

• Evan’s Fighting Style Analyzed

  • The crew likens Evan's scrappy, bottom-heavy brawling style to a “bionicle” with surprise attacks.
    • Quote (CJ, 35:19): “He’s like one of those bionicles that would roll up into a ball and then spring back…”

5. Climate Change, TikTok Bans, and Society’s 'Cooked' Status

• Wild Weather

  • Unseasonal snow in Florida and southern states sparks talk of climate extremes and “climate change” vs. “global warming”.
    • Quote (Ken, 18:14): “That’s just called climate change now. The climate’s always changing.”

• Recycling Realities

  • The group discusses recycling skepticism, including stories of recyclables being thrown away and the end of plastic exports to China.
    • Quote (Mike, 19:34): “Recycling is a total scam.”

• Doomscrolling & TikTok Ban

  • Concern over social media addiction, attention spans, and the temporary TikTok ban leads to a discussion about dopamine hits and the cultural impacts of modern apps.
    • Quote (Ben, 58:08): “People are getting more and more stupid, stupid, and it is alarming. And the worst part about stupid people is they don’t know they’re stupid.”

• Political Shifts & Inauguration Vibes

  • The team shares their perspectives on recent political transitions, celebrity-studded inaugurations, and the general mood of the country.
    • Quote (Ryan, 54:51): “He was sending his heart out. I think America's just cooked, really.”

6. Future Toys: Helicopters, Boats & What’s Next

• "Should We Buy a Helicopter?"

  • Ben debates the logistics and economics (and rationalizes with write-off potential) of finally buying a helicopter—and possibly sharing it with his buddy Mark.
    • Quote (CJ, 48:51): “What is the percentage chance of you buying a helicopter? — Probably 75%.”
  • Cletus encourages the purchase and consults the team.
    • Quote (Ben, 44:03): “Cletus calls me yesterday...he's got a helicopter for, like, one day after being home.”

• Boat Project Voting

  • Speculation about the color scheme for their next boat with U Motors; audience input is requested.
    • Quote (CJ, 65:27): “A lot of people are saying...we should do the white. Which is probably the least likely.”

7. Miscellaneous Memorable Moments & Laughs

• Repetitive jokes about Jake and Tony “blowing up” trucks and footing the bill
• Ryan’s live car accident witness story
• Ongoing shop banter about shoe sizes, Heelys, and custom Ethica shorts for Evan’s theoretical UFC debut

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Notable Quotes

• Ryan (08:44): “It cost nineteen hundred dollars to tow that thing...We spent $4,300 to transport them halfway across the country.”
• Mike (21:15): “You're the only one who can fill the shoes of my best man.”
• Ken (30:36): “I think it is [fractured]...he tackles me to the ground...his elbow ends up going straight into my sternum.”
• Ben (40:42): “But I saved the Hoonicorn from being totaled.”
• CJ (32:05): “Peace of mind from what?”
• CJ (35:19): “He’s like one of those bionicles that would roll up into a ball and then spring back…”
• Ben (58:08): “People are getting more and more stupid, stupid, and it is alarming. And the worst part about stupid people is they don’t know they’re stupid.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Truck Disaster & Towing Stories: 02:00–08:55
• Camaraderie & Creator Hangouts: 09:50–13:30
• Mechanical Fails & Cold Weather: 11:00–14:20
• Best Man/Shoe Surprise: 21:00–24:00
• Bachelor Party Banter: 23:01–25:45
• Ken’s Rib Injury & Evan’s Wrestling Style: 30:30–36:00
• Climate Change, TikTok & Society: 17:00–20:55 | 57:45–61:20
• Buying a Helicopter: 43:39–45:11; 48:39–49:44
• Hoonicorn Crash Outcome: 39:53–41:12
• Boat Build Choices: 64:28–66:54

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Final Thoughts

This episode showcases the signature CboysTV energy: unfortunate (but hilarious) mechanical mishaps, tight-knit group shenanigans, and the boys’ take on everything from eco-anxiety to impulsive helicopter purchases. The relaxed, self-aware tone invites listeners into their world, blending practical jokes, business realities, and heartfelt moments with the kind of “inside baseball” that only true fans will recognize.

For listeners:

• Hear what really happened with the infamous truck blow-up.
• Find out who got the best man nod (and fresh kicks).
• Get the behind-the-scenes scoop on their next epic projects.
• Contemplate whether Evan should join the UFC—or just keep fighting his friends.

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Follow @lifewideopenpodcast for more updates and tune in next week for another round of chaos, friendship, and full-send living.

Transcript

[A]

I did it.

[B]

You're the only one who can fill the shoes of my best man.

[C]

Do you have a crush on Dalton? No, I saved the hoonicorn from being totaled.

[A]

It wasn't even a tackle. It was a WWE body slam.

[C]

Chance of you buying a helicopter, probably 75%.

[D]

Yeah. Me and Ken have been in a couple scuffles, and I finally feel like I really, like, got him.

[B]

I think America's just cooked.

[C]

Really.

[B]

I just did what I could to make this place a home, and that's what you do. You throw garbage on the floor. Look at it in here.

[C]

Just making it feel more comfortable.

[B]

It was too clean, too organized for you?

[C]

Yeah, it was a little too clean for. For our shop.

[D]

It looks amazing in here. Yeah, and feels amazing too. I know that we're pretty much the only ones that get to reap the.

[A]

Benefit of that, but this is pretty relaxing.

[D]

We've been meaning to do a couch setup for a while. We did repurpose the desk in the merch bay, so that's great because that thing was cool. It was just time to move on.

[C]

Yeah. If guys are audio listeners, you have no idea what we're talking about, but you also don't know what we were sitting on before this, so just disregard everything we just said.

[B]

The next few minutes don't apply to you. I guess.

[D]

I know there's audio listeners of the podcast. Are there people that just never dabble in the video ever?

[A]

I'm sure you.

[D]

There's got to be a couple of what it looks like.

[B]

Yeah. You got to make a trip over. At least watch like, because I. I'm an audio listener, but for our podcast, I'm a video listener. Right watcher.

[C]

That's interesting to think about, though. Like, people that only know what our voices sound like just no clue what.

[D]

We even look like.

[C]

Dude, I always used to think that about, like, radio pod or radio hosts.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You never know what they look like.

[B]

And they face for radio.

[C]

When you do see a picture of them, you're like, oh.

[A]

Luckily, I don't think anyone listening or watching this is watching or listening because of our look, so it's okay.

[B]

Yeah, that's true.

[C]

Yeah, we got. We got faces for audio only podcasts.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, we're back home from Utah. I do want to chit chat about our Utah trip a little bit because we have to do something. I'm going to have to start reading some ads or putting even more in or something. I know the people love them because I blew up Jake's truck on the way out.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Hey, man, thanks for letting us use the truck. Appreciate it. Take good care of it.

[A]

I feel like they handed you a freaking grenade.

[B]

I don't know. I don't want to. Like, what were you doing?

[A]

Burnouts? Did you put gasoline in it instead of. Of diesel? Like, you know, imagine I go home.

[D]

But the reason that it really can't be pegged on you is because you found out you were driving that truck like four hours before you left.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I. I chatted with Tony and he. He was pretty chill about it, but apparently Jake has broken every other truck they own, including his raptor, in the last week.

[D]

So they broke in or broken?

[B]

Broken. Like now they're all broken. Says whole. Whole shops full of broken diesel trucks.

[D]

Dude, I. I actually went in there last night and he. He got his second bay of his shop. He'd been waiting to buy that part out, and it's filled with raptors and diesels. That's all I'll say. Make sure he's keeping him under wraps.

[A]

He's a big truck guy now because.

[D]

His content's doing really well.

[A]

Likes it, dude. Him and then his business partner Tony, who loves trucks as well, he helped basically set up the whole C swap on Gavin's 12 valve. Honestly, trucks are awesome. And they're so pliable to, like, everyone because, like, if you can only really have one vehicle, you might as well just have a sick truck. And, like, you can get the same amount of joy, I think, out of a truck as a car if you're the right person. But anyways, so what's the deal? You're driving that thing down the road and starts ticking or like, was there any telling signs that it was going to blow up? When he handed it to you, you should have said, okay, I don't want this. Like, tell me.

[E]

I did drop off some cash because they. They got it delivered back to. To North Dakota today.

[A]

Dropped off cash where?

[E]

At Halco.

[B]

Oh, you already paid for me. Sweet.

[E]

Yeah, thank you. I drove down to Wahon this morning.

[A]

So you're paying or we're paying for the motor rebuild?

[E]

No, no, for transport.

[B]

Oh, I thought you just paid for the motor.

[E]

Oh, no, no, no. That. That's on you. But the guy that I talked to when I was there, he was saying that. Oh, yeah, he was doing 95 for like a while.

[A]

Who.

[E]

Whoever the guy at Halco was.

[A]

Is.

[B]

What do you mean I was doing 95 for a while?

[E]

Yeah. Cuz apparently they've got like, trackers and Everything in those trucks.

[D]

Huh.

[B]

Definitely wasn't doing 95. That would be. That would be impressive.

[C]

Oh, so they were.

[A]

Maybe they're.

[D]

Hold on.

[C]

They were pegging it on Ryan.

[E]

I don't know that. I just talked to this dude briefly. I gave him cash, and then I.

[B]

Was like, hey, he works at Howo with Tony.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Okay, Got it. Not the transporter. I go, what the. Does the transporter know about what I did?

[D]

So then Ryan.

[C]

What. He was. He was coming at you for.

[E]

No, no, he was. He was. It's funny that it broke, but he's like, yeah, I heard he was doing, like, 95 for a while, and then.

[A]

It makes no sense.

[E]

Thing blew up. The next thing Ryan was.

[A]

Ryan was texting us before it blew up. Like, this thing is unsafe for the roads right now. Like, I mean, we have the text, and he's like, the. The tires just weren't good for the road. So I. I can't imagine you were.

[B]

Doing on the glare 95. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, big trailer.

[B]

I definitely take a lot of credit for it because it was the trailer. Like, normally, if I had not been pulling a trailer, the strain on the vehicle wouldn't have been that heavy. But, like, it has this screen on the right, you know, like a diesel tuning screen. And it tells you the temperature of the. Or whatever, which I guess it's the exhaust temp that was rarely above 1100. As the dial went up, it started to turn orange right around, like, 1300 degrees. And we saw that going up a hill, like, right away. And we're like, all right, we're going to have to take it easy on this thing, because I'm used to our trucks, the stock ones, that you literally just floor it. It just downshifts, and it just drives up the hill, you know, that's just like, what trucks do.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And so I wasn't used to having to baby a little Ford because it's got this. The dually, and the tuned F450. I didn't know it needed to be babied. And then driving totally normal downhill into Bozeman, and it is ticking like a. Like, we pulled up off the exit. It's just like Gavin and I were like, frick, what do we do? Like, this is a bad problem. It sounded like my Hummer, if you can imagine that. Like, literally exactly like my Hummer. And then Tony said, oh, it's fine.

[C]

Just drive it.

[B]

And then about 900 miles later, it just came to a shuddering stop on the side of the road.

[D]

The Gap between. Because you sent us updates and you're like, this thing's ticking. Not, don't know, but we're going to keep trucking. So that was a huge stretch between the ticking and the blow up. Yeah.

[B]

Like, I think literally like 700 miles.

[D]

Guys made it damn close to what, hour and a half outside of the destination.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Less. Yeah.

[B]

But yeah, Tony talked to me and he was like, yeah, I was for sure that the egt temps were too high. Basically. I like melted the motor down.

[A]

Like you're saying due to user air then.

[B]

Yes, due to it running too hot is why it blew up.

[A]

I don't know. It just seems kind of like it was probably on its way out. I don't really think it's your fault at all to, to be honest.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Like, that's how I feel on it. But I don't know. I think there's just something going on with like, I think that maybe Tony is getting screwed by Jake because he just, he's hanging around him and it's rubbing off on like if you look at Jake, everything he touches, the motor blows on it. So how about this? Like, yeah, there is a blurred line of like the responsibility. So I think we got to take some of it. But so what we'll do is we have Gavin's old 12 valve motor laying around. We'll give them that they can put in there. They can make a hole. We come and swapped it, it's going to be absolutely terrible. But then they get the, you know, they got a Cummins Ford F450 and.

[D]

I match their Cummins.

[A]

Yeah. At that point, don't bother pulling anything but like, you at least be able to kind of move it around the parking lot.

[C]

Yeah. Tony's like, you guys already owe me $20,000 for Gavin's build and now you're just giving me the motor that we took out of it.

[B]

Just so sad to be back.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

We all had a pretty good crack up when he was like. Ever since I started involving myself with people around Cormorant.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

My bank account is going lower and lower.

[A]

You know what they say, you got to hang around the right people because it rubs off on you. So he's choosing the wrong people, quite frankly.

[C]

And that's really on him.

[A]

That is on him. He's a full grown man. Sorry.

[C]

He makes his own choices. I mean, who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to lend their truck to us?

[A]

That is a bad. To me it sucks too because like we could have just hired a transport, transport it both ways. Would have saved us all this money because we ended up having to transport the truck and, and the trailer back. So it was like a double transport.

[B]

Yeah. The tow for a 45 minute tow which was sitting on the side of the road.

[E]

It cost nineteen hundred dollars to tow that thing. How many miles Truck and trailer.

[B]

And trailer saved me off the side of the road.

[E]

We, we spent $4,300 to transport them halfway across the country.

[C]

Jesus, we are spending so much goddamn money.

[B]

Yeah. I was like, don't, don't tell the accountants over there that we're in trouble.

[C]

Like I'm just saying right there and just moving around like we spent Damn.

[E]

Near, okay, 2000 to move it like a hundred miles.

[B]

And yeah, no, trust me. When he gave me the bill, I thought about, hmm, maybe I shouldn't do this. But I thought, what the am I gonna do? Leave this truck sitting on the side of the highway for the five days it took you to align your transport?

[C]

It really is.

[A]

You know, we gotta figure out a way to make this right. So how about you guys go to bums.com and buy yourself a pair of sunglasses or even two or three. I'm sure they got a deal going.

[C]

We have a code actually right here that Jake's gonna give to us after this so we can track how good of a job we did. C Boys tv to make sure that we don't owe any. Anyone.

[A]

Yep. Go over there and, and get yourself some sunglasses. We wear them. We love them. If you don't want to do that, just go to see boys tv.com because we're gonna have to cover this bill somehow.

[D]

Oh, we made it there.

[A]

That was an awesome trip. Like, obviously we did a lot of fun stuff, but honestly, the best part of the whole trip was when we were just doing like basically what we're doing right now, except without microphones and cameras and just hanging with like everybody. Cletus, Heavy D, his whole crew. And then obviously like whistling Robbie Lake. Robbie Grindhard Plumbing Company. Like, I mean, that is the kind of crowd you want to hang with. Not.

[D]

And conversations like that are priceless.

[A]

Yeah, they are.

[D]

And they felt priceless.

[A]

And you don't really get to have conversation like that really anywhere. And especially for us, we don't spend a lot of time hanging with other YouTubers. It seems like more and more nowadays we are as we get bigger. But yeah, it's just, it's really fun to off that time with them when.

[D]

We were like all Sitting around the table. We, we're not like clicky by any means, but we, you know, move as one sometimes and we're all sitting around the table and it's so funny because we all like have a conversation with one person sometimes more than one people, but we're like one person too.

[A]

It's just so funny because we don't have anything else to really talk about amongst each other right anymore. Being that we've spent so much time like, you know, I can't remember who I was telling. I think it was your dad. I don't know what we were talking about. He's. I just like. Yeah, I don't really drink much anymore and there's not really much to talk about with the, with the boys anymore. We spend all day together. So I just go home and like spend time by myself and we have.

[C]

To save our conversation that we start.

[D]

Telling a juicy story and someone's like, stop. Yeah, so that was the best part of it. Content went well. The snow was a little low, but like the snow was still great.

[C]

And did it, did it go well?

[A]

I'd say yeah.

[C]

About everything that could have gone wrong.

[A]

We were working for it, dude.

[D]

No, we were working for it. No, I thought it went great.

[A]

Our stuff basically kind of just wasn't running right, which is normal. And then it would break, which is normal. I mean this is all standard procedure. Yeah. Wouldn't start. And then it just so happens that when we go to Utah, it's like the coldest friggin two days of the year. So it's like, it's amazing how we just can't get away from the cold. It's like negative 12 out literally right here in Minnesota right now.

[C]

But yeah, we're sitting there trying to get our Harley Davis snow bike and our R1 snow bike to start doing everything we can.

[A]

Freezing.

[C]

We're putting all CERs on it. We're putting guns, torches, guns, torches. Battery packs. We're blowing through battery packs. So we're putting like four at a time on it. Nothing was starting these things.

[A]

And then we get them going, then it gets stuck. And then we have to call somebody to come over with a proper rig to get it unstuck. And like the whole time I'm sitting here like, God damn, we are just working for it, which is normal. But then I look at the other YouTubers and like they were done with their videos in like the first day. We were like three days in, still grinding. Not sure if we're gonna get done. Cletus man, that guy, he just. He's got it made, man. He just does such a good job. He rolls by in his TRX on tracks, which is working phenomenally in his heated cab with his wife next to him. You guys are still working on that thing? All right, see you.

[C]

You know, just still not going well for you, brother.

[A]

Like, we're just all out there freezing.

[D]

I loved all of his chart. Like, he pulled us out once, and he's like, that'll be eight grand, fellas. And then the next time he pulled us out, he's like, now you gotta sing to me. So we sang.

[A]

Hate it. Because we didn't have any money left.

[D]

Yeah, right. And then. And then the third one. We didn't have anything to offer, so he just told everyone to unsubscribe to us. He was joking, but I thought that was hilarious.

[A]

I saw a small dip, actually, after his video went live.

[C]

It's kind of on us, though. I mean, what. What were we gonna do? Lose a couple subscribers or. Or we'd still be there. Were kind of cooked there a little bit. Thankfully. Thankfully, we were in, like, the best zone that you could have been to have something rescued. Like, pretty much everyone there had been, like, a rescue YouTuber at one point in their career, so. So we were in good hands. But, yeah, we.

[D]

We brought some. Some sweet toys, and. And everyone thought so. That was really cool and heavy. D rode all our snow bikes and, like, rated them.

[A]

Dude, he rated them high.

[D]

Yeah, that was. That was fun. Like, everyone was really loving our stuff, but I. I sometimes I look at other people's builds and then I, like, think about if we were to have done that. So Robbie's limo, for example. Like, Robbie really knows what he's doing when it comes to building things for destruction, burnouts, sturdiness. And that limo, like, if we try to build a limo, no knocking Gavin or Big Wrench, I think it would fall apart in, like, the first hour.

[A]

Well, that's what we were initially planning on doing, was putting tracks on our giant limo, our lifted limo, technically. Now it's the world's longest truck bed. Yeah, we were going to do that, but just the logistics of shipping that thing down there and also shipping, like, tracks or having the tracks on when it gets there. It was just not worth it.

[C]

And then we heard this money.

[A]

We already heard. Yeah, probably would have at this point. But then we heard Robbie was doing it, so we're like, well, we'll not do it because we can't have two.

[C]

Yeah, it was fun, though. It was. It was a great time. My favorite part of it was sitting in the hot tub with. With Heavy Dude.

[B]

I'm so bummed out. We missed out on that.

[C]

Probably could have done it for, like, an hour and a half less.

[B]

Once people started coming back in, I wanted to go out and I go, there's no way they sit for any mom. She had already been in there for an hour, dude. Three hours later, we sat in a.

[C]

Hot tub that was like 3, 8 degrees.

[A]

It was hotter.

[B]

Nuts, dude.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And we sat in there for, like, two and a half. Yeah. Two hours, dude.

[A]

I couldn't. Luckily it was cold out, so we were kind of like, sitting above and then going back under. But it was like, the same situation of, like, just really good conversation was going on and didn't really want to leave.

[B]

Can't argue with that.

[C]

Yeah. So at the end of it, me and CJ are just, like, crawling out of the hot tub.

[A]

Yeah. We were about to, like, like, crumble, and we had to run, like, up that mountain. Well, we were supposed to ride the Mega Quad up the mountain, but the Mega Quad didn't start. So Ben and I literally had to run up this quite a ways. Dude, that's probably, like, 300 yards.

[C]

My lungs.

[A]

Dad did.

[C]

I was actually so cooked for a while.

[A]

The thing is, is, like, what the hell does Heavy D not have? When his guys pulled up with that thing and started unloading, and I was just like.

[D]

I mean, we posted all of our Snapchats and everyone posted up because it was everyone's favorite thing. But it's this huge tank. It was basically like, picture the size of, like, Whistling's tank. It's called a mud Puppy.

[B]

Mud.

[D]

But it was like, twice the size. Just this giant tank.

[A]

Yeah. With a sauna, hot tub, and a cold plunge on it. And then he drove it into the backcountry and.

[D]

So cool.

[A]

I mean, the way him and his crew and team move, it's. Is really, like, an art. And just the shit they bring out, like, I'm sure it'll be like what we're like when we're his age. Honestly, like, we're gonna just keep accumulating.

[B]

At this rate, the shit that we.

[A]

Accumulate, dude, the problem is ours will probably be shitty. He'll have, like, stuff that runs, but, like, most of ours, we'll just have a lot of it sitting around.

[B]

It'll be like a cool graveyard. You can come around and look at it. You can't use any of it, but, yeah, it's pretty tough to Film around here now because it's so freaking cold. I mean, I put on my story, and it is kind of a thing. I get it. But you go, oh, wow, it's really cold. I post, like, 29 below. It's like 66 degrees in my house because the heater can't keep up all this. And someone's like, oh, that's not that. It was 45 below where I am, you know, whatever. But we're gonna go to Florida next week, which you guys will see. You guys see. It's snowing in Florida.

[C]

I saw that snow on the beach.

[B]

Wherever we go, we just bring the cold weather, I guess.

[C]

And we're not even there.

[B]

We're not even there yet. Thinking about.

[A]

About it, I'd like to be a part of snow on the beach. That'd be cool.

[B]

Pensacola, Florida, two and a half inches of snow. Lafayette, Louisiana, 10.5. We've got more snow in Louisiana than we have in Minnesota, which is fried.

[C]

So what's up with that, then?

[A]

I don't know. Global warming. I don't know.

[E]

I literally just saw before I came in here, Disney World had a bunch of snow on the ground too.

[B]

Dude, Disney in the snow would be sick. Steve Hamilton would love that.

[C]

Have they had snow before? Like, when's the last time it snowed in.

[E]

In Orlando? Probably a while.

[B]

You should look that up.

[D]

Disney World, Louisiana, was 15 years.

[A]

Really?

[D]

That's a stamp. Yeah. I saw a video of people sledding in Houston, and, dude, they were using anything because people don't own sleds. So they were using little plastic pools, suitcases, street signs, like metal pans.

[C]

Yeah, they also don't have snowplows. Houston county doesn't own snowplows. I saw.

[B]

What do they do? They just, like, sit and wait for it to melt?

[D]

That's.

[B]

It's kind of late. It'd be like a snow day for the whole.

[D]

They have a true definition of a snow day.

[E]

The last time it snowed at Disney World was 1977. Wow.

[A]

Dude.

[C]

So what's up with that, Ken? Global warming?

[E]

It's so hot. It's so cold.

[C]

What do you think?

[A]

Yeah, I guess that doesn't really make sense.

[C]

They say global warming is extremes in temperature and weather.

[E]

That's just called climate change now.

[C]

Or climate change.

[E]

The climate's always changing.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Who knows, though, honestly? I mean, I. I probably lean more towards, like. Yeah, we probably are causing, you know, the Earth to get warmer due to all the shit we're doing that probably shouldn't be Here.

[B]

Well, you guys are. Not me.

[A]

Not canon.

[B]

Our electric cars.

[A]

Yeah, but you guys dispose of your batteries, you know, all the same when.

[C]

You find them in the ocean. Have you guys seen like how much smog there is in China though? Like, it's mostly those how bad it is in China and they just like throw their garbage in like the ocean. Like that's pretty normal. So I tell Greta this all the time. It drives her berserk. But I go, yeah, I don't think you're making a difference to your. No offense. So I'm like, why waste time recycling this water bottle when it's super inconvenient, when it's not going to make a difference?

[A]

But if everyone thinks that that's.

[C]

Yeah, that's the problem.

[A]

So it's like you need everyone to think like her and then it will make a difference.

[B]

But I also act local, brother.

[E]

So it's like the US pollution levels have been declining for. For years on end.

[A]

That's good.

[E]

But China and India are just like complete opposite. So it's. No matter what you do, it's going to be offset by the. What's going on in Asia.

[B]

Y' all ever seen your garbage truck pick up your recycling? Mine literally comes up, grabs the garbage can, moves three feet forward, grabs my recycling can.

[E]

Recycling is a total scam.

[A]

No, I don't get that. Why is it a scam? And why do they so do.

[E]

Because they used to export it to China and then China stopped.

[B]

Shut up.

[C]

Really?

[B]

We used to ship our plastic to China.

[A]

They're not dealing with sense, dude. Honestly, China does always get the end of the stick. They got to make all the stuff for cheap and like all this.

[B]

And then they just started shipping our plastic to China.

[E]

They stopped accepting. It's now just nothing. It just goes in the trash.

[A]

Why did they want it, dude?

[C]

Okay, so how about this? I've actually seen them do that with full on recycling bins. Yeah, like the recycling bins that are like in counties that. Yeah, they're like set aside. It's not like a landfill. It's not a dump recycling center. The same trash company comes over there, picks them up and throws them in and looks around like this.

[A]

Backs up.

[B]

And goes to the next one.

[C]

Nothing happened.

[A]

Are you positive? Are you positive? Yeah, same exact spot.

[B]

And I've seen them do it at the bins too, where they go to the cardboard, dump it, and then they move over to the plastic, dump it, and they move over to the cans and dump it. I mean, I'm sure It makes it easier to sort of. Because it's kind of in a clump. I don't like.

[E]

The only thing they're recycling domestically is, like, paper. And I think metals, like, all plastic is just garbage.

[D]

Yeah, I heard that. For like, especially for, like, mainlanders, like, you know, we're really landlocked, and that just all goes to one place.

[B]

What do we got over there?

[D]

Oh, I got a gift.

[A]

The frick is this, dude?

[C]

Money Mike. Money Mike does.

[A]

Are you serious?

[D]

All right.

[A]

For you audio listeners, three gifts in a row.

[C]

Our boy Jackson just walked in with five Nike shoe boxes that I'm assuming Mike is buying.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Or bought.

[B]

Hey, yo, these are sick. You're the only one who can fill the shoes of my best man. That's so sick, dude.

[D]

Dude, right?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Yes, I accept.

[D]

Awesome.

[B]

Dude, this is so sick.

[C]

Damn, brother. So Ryan's your best man, huh?

[D]

Now he is. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, dude.

[C]

Oh, look at that.

[B]

I was getting nervous. You weren't gonna ask me.

[C]

Look at that, dude.

[A]

Let's go.

[C]

Damn. I think I owe somebody some money. I took the over groomsman.

[A]

Let's go, baby.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my gosh, dude, these are sick, too.

[D]

Yeah, I saw.

[A]

I got.

[D]

That was the. Dude, it was so much fun ordering, like, I got everyone different pairs. Obviously, dude, that grooms, dude.

[C]

Thank you, Mike. Of course, bro. I'd be honored, bro.

[A]

Seriously.

[B]

Absolutely.

[C]

These are sick.

[D]

Those are sick.

[E]

Those are reflective.

[D]

Yeah, the. The Nike signs.

[C]

Reflective, Bro, these are so sick. Thank you.

[A]

I'm just. I'm more pumped about being a groomsman than. Honestly. The shoes. The shoes are great, Mike, but, Ken, that is awesome, dude.

[C]

Mike, I really didn't know where.

[A]

Dude, we're gonna have so much fun.

[D]

I got Dalton a pair, too. Look. Look at what Dalton says. He's not up here. He was.

[A]

What's it say? Filmer.

[C]

My bachelor party.

[D]

Hold on.

[A]

Let's get dialed in on this. Yeah.

[C]

Come and film my bachelor party. That's what it says, bro.

[D]

So sick.

[A]

Dude.

[C]

Thank you, Mike.

[A]

Yeah, Mike. Thank you, bro. This is sick. Yeah, Mike.

[D]

Dude, these are so fresh, right? Got the blues for you.

[C]

Thank you, bro. So sick, dude. Hey.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Thanks, Mike.

[C]

Absolutely. Damn, dude, where are we going?

[D]

I don't. I like. I was thinking, actually for Ryan. Yeah, I know, right? It is.

[C]

As the groomsman, right? Or as the best man, you are responsible for lining up the bachelor party.

[B]

I did pretty good with Justin's, I guess, dude.

[D]

Yeah, he did amazing.

[B]

Well, I did hear you talking suggestions in the car, so. I mean, it's yours.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

The thing is, is you have to know, it's. It's not for the bachelor. Bachelors. It is for the man who's getting married.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Sometimes. Like, I know CJ's bachelor party and your bachelor party are two completely different things, so you really gotta curate to the crowd. Well, I'm. I'm just gonna blurt it out now. Maybe it's gonna be a surprise. Or maybe Mike's gonna tell me what he wants to do.

[A]

Probably more ideal. Yeah.

[C]

Dude, I know exactly what we're doing for CJ's bachelor party.

[A]

What's that? What's that, bro?

[C]

We're going to Vegas.

[A]

Yeah. I suppose we could maybe do something then.

[D]

What are we gonna do for yours, Ben?

[A]

For mine?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Probably go back to Vegas.

[B]

Dude, what are we gonna do for Ken's if he's getting. We can't go where the wedding is.

[E]

You do the bachelor party and the wedding all in one weekend?

[C]

Yes. One night.

[A]

Ken's gonna find everyone time, dude.

[C]

Yeah, that's the thing, bro. I. I don't know if it's just that time of the year, but I opened up my mail and I had four wedding invites the other day. That's four weekends in the summer, Right. Obviously, if there's someone special, then it's, you know, you want to go to them. As a Minnesotan, you only have so many summer weekends. Right. So that's very special. That's very special to be spending your time at somebody's wedding.

[D]

Right.

[C]

But, yeah, Greta was like, oh, my gosh, we have four weddings. And I was like, great, now we have to say no to four people because I. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Were they all your friends or more so her friends, Mostly hers. Yeah. She's always got the friends getting married.

[C]

Yeah. And that's the nice part about not having any friends.

[A]

Well, you only know two. Two people that are. Justin's married and Mike's getting married. Yeah. And also, not that many people want you at their wedding. Right?

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

So after the whole Cabo incident.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Kind of stealing the show, dude.

[A]

When you brought those out, I was like, these late Christmas gifts. I didn't even for one second think, like, oh, we're getting group. And then I saw Brian. I was like, what?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I thought you were giving us Heelys. For sure. I thought the boxes were just like.

[D]

That's why I felt awesome. Our boy Jackson came through and surprised me with a pair of Heelys. And then I'm like, I feel bad. I'm, like, literally surprising the Whole crew with shoes today. Except for you. But, yeah, we were heeling around last night, and it. I felt like I was 12 again.

[C]

Dude, is it tough picking, like, who's in your wedding?

[D]

Yeah, I bet. Yeah, it was tough.

[A]

How many people you got?

[D]

You got four saying, like, pick my.

[A]

Groomsmen or pick the people Groomsmen?

[C]

I guess both. Both.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It was harder to pick who to invite to the wedding. Pretty easy to pick.

[C]

How many groomsmen are there?

[D]

Six.

[C]

Six groomsmen. See, that's the issue, dude. I think, like, I'm going to have, like, 10, 11, 12.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Dude, I've already been thinking about, like, fuck, who gets the ax.

[D]

Yeah, dude, it's. It was. It's really hard. So I got. Haven't asked Jake. Haven't asked Justin yet.

[B]

You have to do it before Tuesday, I guess.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Otherwise we can cut that.

[D]

No, I will.

[C]

Well, appreciate the shoes, bro. They don't fit, but. Really?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Wrong size.

[A]

What size are they?

[D]

I asked Greta, so pick that up with her.

[A]

She was airing on the smaller foot size. She didn't know off the top of the hammer. She's like, well, I'm assuming it's small. Smaller than average.

[E]

Mine is also a size and a half too big.

[D]

Size and a half. You wear 12 and a half, Ken.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

You nailed mine. Perfect.

[B]

Yeah, mine's perfect.

[D]

Yeah. But every time we ask Ken what size he is, you're always like, I'm not going to fit into those. I'm like 14s.

[E]

You got those 14 boot.

[D]

Okay. Yeah, it's fair. Because he got those red. Those crazy.

[B]

Loosen them up. Slip into them.

[A]

No, we'll.

[D]

We'll get you new ones. He got those red boots, and I.

[B]

Remember they were like.

[D]

You're like, they only come in 13s and they're tiny.

[A]

Wait, so they're too big?

[E]

Yeah, he got me 14s.

[A]

I think Ken's inflating his shoe size because I've heard him say 14.

[D]

Yeah. Ken's was, like, the only one I was sure of.

[A]

I didn't know he had 14 because he tells everyone.

[E]

Yeah, these are 12 and a half.

[D]

Dang.

[B]

Perfect.

[A]

That'd be like me going around saying, I'm a. I'm an eleven and a half or a twelve.

[D]

You're a ten and a half, Ben. No, I'm just at the ten. Dang, bro.

[C]

That is pretty bizarre that you do that.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

I've never bought a 14 once.

[A]

Your friend says that a lot. The reason why he says that, when.

[D]

He'S, like, squeezing it's whatever.

[A]

I think it's normally when we got a costume for him and then he's like, okay, what size is this? Well, that's not my size. I can't be the guy to do it.

[B]

We're like, Ken, they're slippers. They're just covers for your shoes.

[A]

Nope, I'm a 14.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

These are actually fire, though.

[B]

Those are fire.

[A]

Pumped on these.

[B]

Dude, you really nailed the style. Like, these.

[E]

Are so sick.

[A]

Ken, have you ever even had a pair of dunks?

[E]

High ones, not low.

[D]

Oh, that's what's ironic is either kenjaminos suede on there.

[A]

That's sick.

[D]

I've never owned a pair of dunks. I, of course I bought myself a pair of some sbs, of course. But yeah, it's just funny. Like, you guys have had how many pairs of dunks? Like, that's why I knew like, to do that. It was also funny because, like, still a bargain shopper when it comes to shoes. And like, dunks are by far some of the most expensive footwear I've ever Really? Yeah, yeah.125.

[A]

Holy shit. Or take some of them. Yeah, but it was just.

[D]

Yeah, I was just like, dang, this is going to be coming.

[B]

Dropped a bag.

[D]

Ultimate Money Mike move.

[A]

Yeah. At least, at least you got it on. On camera, so it makes it worth it. I mean, like, I thought for sure.

[C]

You were going to be like, buying all of us dirt bikes or snowmobiles.

[B]

They're stand up jet skis.

[C]

Money Mike buys all of us stand up jet skis or drift cars.

[D]

Hilarious. No, I think I was going to do. If I was going to do.

[A]

That'd be fun. That would be sick.

[D]

That would be fun. Oh, we go to the drift cars on fire, though.

[C]

Mike invites us to a drift weekend for his bachelor party.

[D]

My car is the only.

[A]

We're literally just making fun of him.

[C]

The whole time for his car being on fire.

[D]

Yeah, it's just Jake non stop drifting in circles. You guys laughing at me the whole time.

[B]

Your car on fire?

[D]

My car on fire.

[B]

Like, not what I had pictures.

[C]

This is actually going be so lit so we can film it.

[D]

I. I would. I encourage it.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

I mean, I think it'd be a sh.

[C]

I think it gives us like, the perfect excuse to just like go overboard and way over the top for something.

[A]

Yeah, I agree.

[C]

Like, oh, dude, this could be sick.

[A]

Makes the budget a little bigger. I mean, I don't know if the budget can get bigger than money Mike's budget, but, like, with the Company and all. Like, now it's a little bigger budget.

[D]

Yeah. I just love, like, when we were at.

[B]

Just start double reading ads, dude, we.

[C]

Should just invite Tony and have him pay.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I like that. Maybe should invite Tony. We'll borrow his rigs to get there.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

All of us were like, we just go to the nicest dinner, and then it's, like, time for the bill. Everyone's like, I don't have anything. He's like, oh, are you kidding me?

[C]

Like, Tony, you want to get it the classic Pat.

[A]

And, like, Tony goes, oh, yeah.

[D]

I think we got to have Spenny and Gavin probably tag along, too.

[A]

For sure.

[D]

That Gavin guy is pretty funny.

[A]

We just have so many awesome friends.

[B]

That's what I mean. Yeah. When you really start getting down to the nitty gritty of even seating them all at a table, you go, man, Ben and Spenny at the same table. Are they gonna have a wine night?

[C]

Oh, we might. Yeah. When I think about my wedding, I'm like, dude, I got so many good friends. Like, where do I put them, like, in the wedding? And I'm like. I'm, like, asking Greta, like, do you think Mark and Tink could be our ring bears?

[A]

That'd be great.

[C]

How funny would be, really? He says a ring bear has to be 3 foot tall.

[A]

They're fine. They can go on their knees. Yeah. Mark and true.

[D]

But, yes, they would make great ring bears.

[C]

I think so. And then Mark could pay for the ring. The rings.

[B]

Oh, perfect.

[A]

Yeah. So are we done on the Utah stuff? Do we have anything else to say?

[E]

I mean, Evan did break or fracture my rib.

[A]

Oh, hold on. Hold on. What? Your rib is fractured?

[E]

Actually, I. I think it is.

[A]

I can so. So let's say I think it is Evan right now. He doesn't know why, but he's like, scaffold wherever he's at right now.

[E]

So add a little context. We were trying to get Evan to go back into a helicopter.

[B]

Yep.

[E]

So naturally, I yank the key out of his snowmobile.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And, you know, pull it away from him. And then he tackles me to the ground. And then his elbow ends up going straight into my sternum.

[A]

It wasn't even a tackle. It was a WWE body slam. It was what I would call his finisher, the double whammy. And then he hit the ground. And then he speared you with his shoulder.

[C]

Up with the.

[E]

His elbow going straight into my sternum.

[A]

Or your. His elbow. Yeah. Dude.

[C]

Ev is such a scrappy little guy.

[E]

And it just knocked the wind out of me. And then ever since it. It's honestly been getting worse the last couple days, but it's just like, from the sternum, like, all the way around. Like, there's the. Where the rib meets with the sternum, then there's one on the side. Maybe we should Also on my back. We should just.

[A]

Why don't we go film. We'll go get an X ray after this. Film it, and we'll find out if you actually got a fractured rib. Dude.

[E]

I mean, Ben did tell me you don't want an X ray yesterday.

[C]

Every time Ken gets hurt, we can't just be him X rayed up.

[A]

You're right. It's pretty expensive.

[C]

It's expensive. It's not good.

[A]

Got Tony's truck to pay for that too.

[C]

But I was telling Ken. Ken was like, I think I'm going to just go and get X ray. And I was like, they can't do anything.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Fracture cannot do anything about a rib.

[E]

Yeah, I. I looked online. It's. You literally just can't. You just got to take it easy for a couple.

[A]

So is it getting worse or better?

[C]

Some peace of mind. Peace of mind from what?

[B]

Well, the story's a lot better if you say Evan fractured my rib instead of Evan might have fractured my rib.

[A]

Yeah, I agree with that. I do like the idea of, like, knowing whether Evan broke Ken's rib or not.

[E]

So that. That was the whole reasoning of. I kind of wanted to get an X ray.

[A]

You think you'll press charges if it is fractured?

[E]

Oh, abs. A full, full, full tilt.

[A]

Yeah, Dude.

[C]

Last time we went and got one of the boys X rayed, we found out that Evan had a Matchbox car shoved up his ass.

[A]

After your Sandrail accident. Why is there a little toy car? Well, I mean, you don't think. That shouldn't have anything to do with.

[C]

My back problems, though, should it?

[A]

Like that. That should even be.

[E]

Normally people take that out right away, but.

[A]

No wonder he's walking so funny.

[D]

Matchbox too.

[A]

Not even some people, dude. They'll just do the wildest doing anything to get off.

[D]

Man, when. Ken, you were picking up a GoPro battery just before we started the podcast. And then my level of concern grew a lot.

[B]

Oh, dude, bro, just hear him moving around the shop from groaning.

[C]

Ken, you are so accident prone.

[E]

Dude, that wasn't even. That wasn't even my fault, though. That was just me trying to be a good friend, trying to have Evan had a good time.

[B]

Evan's one way to look at It.

[D]

Evan said afterwards, he's like, yeah, me and Ken have been in a couple scuffles, and I finally feel like I really, like, got him. Yeah.

[C]

Because he's never been able to really get underneath you like that WWE move.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You are top heavy, Ken.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

So. And I get a wider stance.

[A]

Evan, he's bottom heavy.

[C]

He's scrappy, and he's bottom heavy. And like, he's like, dude, the way.

[A]

That kid moves like a stump.

[C]

I mean, we saw it in the middle of the road with. With Dalton, dude, it's like the Tasmanian Devil when it's like you don't know what happens. Dude, he spins and he's like spinning around, and he does like a somersault in there. And like, before you know it, somebody's face is bleeding or has snow, and Evan is already like, like 30ft away with his hands up.

[A]

I think it's more of a defense mechanism for him because, you know, his type of people, they've been getting picked on by people like Ken for basically people. And he springs into fight or flight mode, blacks out. Might end up punching someone in the face, might end up double whammying somebody into the ground, and then he's out of there. But it's fight or flight, you know, that's why he's lived. And his ancestors have made it this far. Like, it's like more of a genetics thing that has gotten passed down. Obviously, if he didn't have it in him, he probably wouldn't be here because not his fault. You know, it just would have gotten weaned out by natural selection.

[E]

I really want to see the side by side of Evan taking me down and Evan taking Dalton down because I feel like they're very.

[B]

There's something you could learn from very.

[E]

Similar that, you know, I mean, just.

[A]

The fact he took Dalton down. Dalton's a beast, dude. Like, he's a tough kid. He's lengthy, he's strong, he's young, he's quick.

[C]

Do you have a crush on Dalton?

[A]

No, but I. I'm just telling you, Dalton is. Dalton's a athlete. Dalton is an athlete.

[C]

He is. And Evan.

[A]

And he's in his prime.

[C]

Evan is not an athlete, but he is.

[D]

He's like one of those scrappy. He's like one of those, like, little. This is a very reference. But he's like a bionicle. Those bionicles that would roll up into a ball and then spring back. Yeah, that's what he reminds me of.

[A]

Surprise attack.

[C]

I don't know. Would you rather be built, like small and stocky like that or tall and frail?

[A]

Definitely not frail. I wouldn't want to be frail.

[C]

But you can't. You can be one or the other.

[A]

Would you rather I'd rather be tough dude?

[C]

Well, yes. Small and stock.

[D]

Would you rather have a Civic or a Camry? Lamborghini?

[A]

I mean. Yeah, like being tall and frail, it's not going to do much. I think Ken's a tough guy.

[B]

Would you rather be fr.

[A]

No, he's tough. He just put once a year situations where like the average person shouldn't be put into on the weekly, if not daily.

[C]

How many fights have you unvoluntarily?

[A]

Ken does give you a lot of scraps.

[B]

Yeah, I was.

[A]

I was like, how often are you or me wrestling one of the boys?

[B]

I know very frequently.

[D]

Ben do it a little bit.

[A]

I think Ken charges people.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Which is honestly the problem.

[E]

There's usually a reason why that gets brought. I get brought into this.

[B]

You're like a grizzly bear that fake charges and wants the person to back off, but then the. The thing attacks you're. And you attack the lion and then it fights back.

[A]

You shouldn't get.

[E]

Evan just fought back cuz he was. You had hard of not wanting to go in the helicopter.

[B]

True. No, I definitely, definitely like the direction you were headed with. But I told Evan that I go, there's one reason that you and I have never fought. And I go, it's because I'm not getting physical with you. I go, I'll. I'll berate you with my words. I mean, all you want, buddy. I'm good at that.

[E]

He could have just taken the 75 other snowmobiles that were in the field.

[D]

Too, like they were doing with Ben's. I was cracking up about that. Ben doesn't have a wrap on his sled, so maybe it looks like a rental. And just everyone was driving it this weekend and he's kind of like, did you tell so and so?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Did you tell that they could. And why is he driving it? And I'm like, dude, Ben, I don't know. You're gonna have to write your name.

[B]

They just wanted to run your mod sled, dude.

[C]

Can't blame them there.

[A]

Yeah, I was.

[C]

I wasn't too concerned about it until whistling came up. Riding it. And he said that he was just about to go and durability tested. Yeah.

[D]

Very concerning.

[C]

I was at the farm the other day and I was like loading something in the back of this truck. Right. And the garbage man Was kind of, like, picking some stuff up and then going to the other dumpster. You know how there's two? And I was kind of right in the middle. I'm trying to stay out of their way, and this guy, like, comes up, and he parks right behind me. And I'm like, am I in this guy's way? And he, like, puts down his window, and he goes, hey, is that the Durango that hit the dumpster?

[E]

Oh.

[C]

And I look over, and I see your Durango just sitting there running, right? Because it was when we were getting it ready. And I was like, yeah, wasn't me, though. That's the one. And they were like, yeah, hit that thing pretty fast, huh? And then I was like, oh, that's their dumpster.

[D]

They're.

[C]

They're, like, kind of pressing me about their. Their dumpster that Ryan just smoked at 30 miles per hour. And then I was just like, totally didn't know what to do. Started kind of backing up a little bit. And they were like, yeah, those things are pretty durable, huh? And I was like, are they ever.

[B]

And then Durango or the dumpster, I don't know.

[C]

He laughed, I laughed. And then they put the window up and rolled off. And I was like, I think we have beef with Steve's.

[B]

Oh, no, the Steve's guys are great, and they've been so waste management fucking sucked. Steve's is great.

[C]

Well, Ryan, you hit their dumpster.

[B]

I know, but the dumpsters are tough.

[D]

It was fine. But that's.

[C]

Imagine them watching that video. We've never had a dumpster get hit by a car and flip upside down like that. Of course it's in the seaboard parking lot.

[E]

Scratch in that dumpster.

[B]

I got to see my first live action car accident yesterday. It was crazy. It was right in front of me. I was driving home. You guys ever, like, watch one happen? Like, you know, watch someone get hit?

[A]

I mean, I guess all the time on the Weekly. Honest. Oh, not filming. Yeah, still. I have.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I was driving down Highway 10, and this guy just blacked out. Cranked the left in front of the car in front of me that was driving down the highway. It was. It was at, like, 30 miles an hour, not at 50 on the big part of the highway. It was like, as you come into town, you're sitting at a light.

[D]

Was it a Ford?

[B]

I don't think so.

[D]

Okay. I just saw an accident that didn't. I saw it after.

[B]

Oh, different one, I guess. Anyway, yeah, Just turns right in front of him. Just boom. It was crazy.

[D]

What.

[C]

What happened? Is he all right?

[B]

Yeah, everybody was all right. The guy who pulled out in front looked pretty pissed at himself, I think. And then there was, like, 19 cops there.

[A]

It was crazy.

[B]

It was so weird.

[D]

I, you know, yelled out, he can't park there.

[C]

Yeah. So apparently, the guys that are working on our unicorn, Robbie, he's a YouTuber. He's our buddy. He was actually at snowed in. So he was giving us updates on what he was, you know, fixing at the moment and how he was going with the unicorn. Really excited. So you guys, the video of it. But he was telling Ryan that I hit the tree with the unicorn straight on to the frame.

[B]

The frame. You know, like a Mustang frame. Well, I guess technically Crown Vic has, like, the two frame rails that come up and go forward. Just pegged it perfectly, like, accordioned back.

[C]

So I misses how good I missed the motor. So he said that if I would hit the motor, it would have totally totaled the entire motor. And it would in. In return, totaled the whole car out.

[E]

But he was saying the motor is, like, fine.

[C]

They got the motor going.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It was just, like, a couple things that broken on the front, obviously, but they fixed it, and the motor's running. But they said since I hit the. The frame dead on like, that it had no give, which I can attest to. Didn't. But I saved the unicorn from being totaled.

[A]

Oh, good job, Ben.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So pretty good aim.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, he did say. He goes, I don't think you could have done that if you tried, you know, like, if you aimed to just hit it. You're just that good at crashing shit, man.

[C]

What can I say?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Dude. Thinking that's going to be done.

[C]

You know, I think it's a little bit more of a job than probably.

[D]

I think, like, my guess, early summer.

[A]

Which is just in time, honestly, for Ben to get it back out on the track.

[C]

I don't think I'm gonna drive it. I don't think so.

[D]

Don't blame you. Yeah.

[C]

I don't think you guys are gonna argue that. Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I think we should put someone a little more skilled behind the wheel.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, for sure. I don't know who that would be.

[B]

I don't know.

[E]

Yeah, Ken, you ready to learn nothing? No, I don't fit in that with a helmet on.

[C]

I think they're fixing that.

[E]

Are they gonna lower the seat?

[B]

Yeah, they're gonna drop the seat down.

[C]

Fixing. They're fixing everything. That just didn't really work with it.

[D]

Right.

[C]

There's Replica wasn't really meant to be doing what we were doing and they're fixing it so it's a proper ripper.

[D]

And I'm sure we mentioned this but he will be twin turboing it too.

[A]

So we're.

[D]

We're nearing even closer to true unicorn replica.

[C]

Yeah, it's gonna be sick. Did you guys see that? The unicorn truck. The Hoona truck sale is for sale. But like Barrett Jackson it might.

[D]

I thought it already closed.

[E]

I think it's this week.

[C]

This weekend, isn't it?

[D]

Oh, yeah. I was trying to look up what it went for but obviously if it.

[B]

Hasn'T sold, I'll put it in at the bottom what it went for here.

[D]

But yeah, it's like it looked like they were asking 1:1:1.1.

[A]

I think supercar Ron should buy it same. He post a little like he was into it.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And I seem like everyone commenting content.

[A]

The only problem with like a car like that is it's so legendary that you actually probably can't rip on it.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It makes more sense for him to drive his pagani in the rain in a sense then that.

[A]

More replaceable. And it's not as. Yeah, it's not driven by, you know.

[C]

Oh, dude, if we bought that there's no way we could even. We couldn't even look at it. Dude, we couldn't even have it in our shop.

[D]

Don't even look at it.

[C]

Yeah, you're right. Happened.

[D]

If we can't in the vicinity.

[A]

If we bought that, there would be no way of us being able to pay Tony back for his truck.

[C]

Dude, Tony, we want to pay you back for the truck.

[A]

We bought the for $1.1 million. Dude, you think we got extra cash laying around?

[B]

Speaking of. Think you could maybe cover the insurance on that for a little while for us?

[E]

Hey, it's going up for sale for no reserve this weekend. So you might be able to get it for a deal or it could go for a lot.

[A]

Oh, it's worth bidding on.

[C]

What do you guys think it's going to go for?

[B]

Over a million.

[A]

I think 750.

[C]

You think so? Under a mil.

[A]

I don't know. Yeah, I mean I'd guess 750 is mine.

[B]

It benefits the 43i foundation, which is Ken Block's foundation. Is that a charitable donation?

[E]

Think it is.

[C]

Oh, so it could be a write off free then.

[B]

Yeah, it's just a write off.

[C]

Just right off.

[A]

It's a write off.

[C]

The government pays you back. Yeah. So I got a call yesterday from Cletus I constantly tell him, like, dude, I want to get a helicopter.

[D]

You do?

[C]

I think that'd be so sick now. And so he does.

[A]

I sit there next to him as he talks about how badly he's going to buy or wants to buy a helicopter. And so very serious about it, though. So, like, Cletus takes you serious when you say this.

[C]

So Cletus calls me yesterday and one day after we left, and he's like, brother, I love spending my friend's money more than my own. So I got a guy on the line right now, and he's got a.

[D]

Helicopter for, like, one day after being home.

[A]

Like, like, brother, I gotta figure out.

[B]

How we're gonna pay for Tony's truck.

[C]

And so this guy is on the phone and he's telling me all about his helicopter. And then I'm just like, well, you.

[A]

Put yourself into a corner.

[C]

I think I did.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know what to do now.

[A]

I think you gotta buy.

[C]

Yeah. I'm not sure I have an option.

[E]

You've been talking about buying a chopper for years at this point. You almost have to.

[B]

Can't argue with that.

[A]

Can't argue sound logic. I think it's a great idea, and I think it opens the door to the helicopter world for us at your expense. Yeah.

[C]

I can see why you guys would be into it.

[A]

Like, I get to ride around in it, get all the benefits, no downside.

[C]

Right.

[E]

Don't have to pay for the fuel.

[A]

I don't even have to deal with the responsibility of flying it.

[C]

I should hit up Tony and see if he wants to buy.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Then I can do that same thing.

[A]

Starting to learn.

[C]

No, I think it would be cool. I'm still trying to, like, make sense of it. Do it. Yeah, that's good.

[A]

Just do it. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like Nike.

[E]

Wasn't Cletus saying you can write off an aircraft 100% in the first year?

[C]

Something like that, yeah.

[B]

And then just hoses you for the next years that you would want to write.

[D]

That's what he said. He's like, yeah, it's really awesome when you're owning it. It's really not awesome when it comes time to sell.

[A]

Yeah, he told me you can't get your money back as easy as you'd expect.

[B]

No, just when you write it off, then it's income.

[D]

Right.

[B]

But he was saying he was like, brother, there's no way you can lose money on a helicopter.

[A]

Oh, well, then why even bother thinking about it?

[C]

Expenses on it are crazy.

[A]

What does an expense On a helicopter.

[B]

I don't know how to fly a helicopter.

[A]

Yeah, that is the thing.

[C]

500 bucks an hour.

[E]

What kind of helicopter is this?

[D]

Yeah, it's like our damn pontoon, but worse.

[A]

Holy shit.

[C]

In like, just maintenance cost. So your operating expenses, because after a certain amount of hours, you have to do overhauls on them.

[B]

But, like, you know, this is a helicopter. How many hours are you going to be flying? Think about much time you're going to save flying from your house to the shop.

[E]

I foresee. We don't maintenance anything. You just don't maintenance.

[A]

That's the end.

[C]

Oh, I didn't even think of that, Ken.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

They're always talking about the maintenance cost. They probably haven't thought, why not skip?

[A]

Save the money.

[B]

Yeah, every time we maintenance anything, it breaks.

[C]

It's a good point, Ryan.

[B]

So, yeah, why we'll just not do that.

[A]

That's pretty lame that it costs that much to fly the thing. I mean, I kind of figured that, but I didn't really think about it at the same time. So, like, you just fly me to the gym, landing in the parking lot. I work out, you fly me back. It's going to be an expensive little I work brother.

[D]

If you ask me for a ride in my car to the gym, I probably.

[A]

Well, no, I was just thinking about that today. I was like, I wonder if Ben would be able to park his helicopter in the gym parking lot. I was like, I bet you. I bet you the guy who owns.

[C]

It would like you. Yeah, so that's. That is the thing that I've been wondering. And talking to Cletus about it is like, walk me through this. What does it look like if I own a helicopter, what am I doing? If I have a helicopter, like, where am I flying it to? What am I doing?

[A]

Wherever you want.

[C]

I fly it to lunch, I fly it to dinner. I landed in my grandma's. In my grandma's backyard. Grandpa would love it.

[A]

Do it for grandpa. Land on the golf course. Holy somebody's balls around.

[C]

Things like that. It would be sick. But we also don't have as good a weather in Minnesota. From my research, you need good weather. Fly.

[B]

Cletus gets to fly to Key west, you get to fly to Costco.

[A]

That'd still be sick, dude. Flying to Costco. We're just flying into Fargo.

[C]

I think realistically, it would actually be really sick. I don't know. If you could go as like, many cool places is like heavy D. And his. All of his helicopter friends, they are like, yeah, this Is the. They're the best because you can fly anywhere in the state and you have amazing like the best of all worlds that you could imagine living in Utah and you can get to them in like 45 minutes in a helicopter. And then Cletus is like, yeah, I can go anywhere in Florida down to Key west or land in my grandparents backyard that are two hours away. But it's like, I don't know, it's a little bit different in Minnesota.

[A]

We're gonna be flying around. It's gonna be sick.

[B]

Could you put it on floats? You could land at the sandbar.

[D]

Is that a thing?

[C]

I don't, I don't know. I don't think so.

[A]

Maybe you have to build a barge then. Like heavy.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[B]

You could use Ken's. I'm assuming your helicopter is going to be a hell of a lot smaller than the black.

[C]

Give me a small helicopter. Yes, there you go. You could use Ken's mom chaser. Yeah.

[E]

Oh yeah. That'd be the perfect upgrade upgrade for.

[A]

I was gonna say you could land on.

[B]

Ken would be sick.

[E]

So they do make like helicopter floats, but it's more of a emergency use case kind of scenario.

[B]

Well, if we're out of beer at the sandbar, it is an emergency.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What is the percentage chance of you buying a helicopter?

[C]

Probably 75.

[A]

75%, I'd say in the next year.

[C]

Probably.

[A]

That's pretty good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're better than I expected.

[D]

I just can't wait to cheer you on as you're doing your lessons.

[B]

Me too.

[D]

I mean, because it's cool. It's a cool thing.

[B]

I can't wait to ride with you once you get really good at it.

[C]

I think it would be sick to have like a little hanger on the back of the merch barn. You would need a man in the merch barn. And I may put a little hanger door on the backside of it. Got to talk to obviously you guys about that, but I think that'd be a good spot for it. And my buddy Mark, shout out Mark. He's down to go in on the helicopter with me.

[B]

So does he know you're buying a helicopter or you just like preemptively saying.

[C]

I asked Mark, I said what's the percentage? And he said 100%.

[A]

Oh wow.

[C]

So I, I was like, okay, sounds like I'm the one holding this up.

[B]

Then sick.

[C]

So yeah, those things. And then if everything falls together and then might happen.

[E]

We're going to Florida in a few weeks. Is CLE is going to let you fly his.

[C]

There's two sticks. So he's flying it.

[B]

You're just riding with.

[C]

I'm just riding with to get some.

[B]

Of that cost back. You could fly around Khabib, see him get kicked off that Frontier flight. No, I'll play the video here. He's sitting in a frickin exit row.

[A]

And why the is that guy sitting in an exit row?

[E]

Frontier.

[B]

Frontier Las Vegas to San Francisco.

[A]

Maybe it was just like, I just need to get there. Hopped on flight.

[E]

He opened the door.

[C]

Ken hates us and he doesn't even make us fly.

[A]

Frontier, that is.

[D]

Ken does not hate us.

[C]

Well, it seems like it sometimes when he puts us back by the toilet.

[E]

I do not choose seats when I book flights. I just.

[C]

The whole plane, the whole plane is open and he puts me and C.J. by the toilet.

[E]

I do not choose seats when I book flights. I just buy the flight.

[F]

So not allowing you to sit next to row or you're gonna have to get off this plane in the block because they're not come to witch my flight is unfortunate. It is fair. Yes, it is.

[C]

You guys, you guys.

[A]

When I was checking, they asked me.

[C]

Do I know English? Oh, yes, I said.

[F]

And they said, yes, I understand that. But also off of their judgment, I'm not going to do this back and forth. I will call a supervisor. You can either take a different seat or we can go ahead and escort you off the plane. Which one are we doing? I'll call supervisor and then we're going to have to.

[B]

I'm not really sure why they're kicking him out of the exit row, but.

[A]

It seems like feel safe with him being in charge of something on a plane. They probably didn't know who he was.

[B]

Yeah, I'm sure not.

[C]

Dude, we should get Evan into the ufc.

[A]

He'd probably be really good.

[C]

He would. Dude, he's short, scrappy. Have I mentioned that?

[A]

Tough.

[B]

He's got no concept of hurting himself.

[A]

Yeah, I cannot foresee Evan getting knocked out. I just could foresee him like literally acting like he's dying because he'd be so out of breath. Like start taking everything off.

[C]

Like somebody in his corner.

[A]

You know, when he goes to his.

[C]

Corner, they have to have him be in a vape.

[B]

Yeah, every other guy's like all trained up and whatever. Evan walks into the ring with strutting, carrying. He's got a T. He's all just.

[A]

Ethicas as his, as his shorts up. So I'm like blowing out Ethicas.

[B]

It's overhead of the vape, you know, while they're putting like the, the stuff on your face, you don't get cut. He like smacks the hand away, dude.

[D]

That's when we would bring out his signature pro model Ethicas that come pre poop stains. Can't see if you actually do put a real one there.

[C]

Signature move is like put somebody in like a leg lock and fart on.

[A]

Them near his hinder and there's like tap, tap. They're not even being choked. They can still breathe, but it's just like the fact that they're having to breathe that in. Did you guys see Conor McGregor with like Jake Paul and Logan Paul and they're all on that bus going to Trump's inauguration?

[C]

I don't know. I feel like they're always. There's so much like online beef between.

[A]

Those three and normally it's fabricated, I think, but also I feel like some of it wasn't like initially, but like the fact that they were all just chilling on there.

[D]

Did you guys see then I see a video. This one I had to like double check to make sure it was real because it just felt like a fever dream. Freaking. It's Logan Paul next to Jake and then he like pans the camera and then Theo Vaughn sitting in front of them. His chair break, bro.

[A]

I know.

[D]

And he like falls on the ground and it's just like that was fun looking around. And then Danica Patrick's to his left and Kyle.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

From Nelkis to his right. And then yeah, he's just like super flustered. He's like, damn, Kamala. Kamala chairs. But yeah, just what a weird. Like it just didn't seem real.

[B]

I feel like that section of the. The inauguration, like everyone else is all, you know, serious and political whatever and feels over there just like what is.

[A]

Kamala chairs also like, has there ever been an inauguration like that? It seemed like such a celebration. It was like a full on party and it's like all these celebrities are there and like they're dancing. It was an event. Like obviously it was an event no matter what. But like it was like more of a, like cultural. Like it looked like more of a hangout. Yeah, yeah. All these celebrities were there, but then it was like a party. Like they're at a dance and. Because when they and all that, that you know, I remember always culturally, I.

[D]

Remember back though when Obama was inaugurated and I think think he did it like out on like the front lawn of the White House and it was.

[A]

Like a huge so that's normal crowd.

[D]

Yeah. It's normal to have like a party, but it was as a lot different than what Trump did.

[A]

Biden didn't do anything.

[C]

Probably went to bed. Did you guys see the video of Elon getting up on the stage? Yeah.

[D]

What was he doing?

[A]

Bro, Elon's just sums up, you know, when you're that smart, it's just hard to be normal.

[C]

Why did he do that?

[B]

He said his heart.

[D]

He was like.

[B]

He was sending his heart out. I think America's just cooked, really. I think what's happening is really good. I just think we're cooked, man. I think, I think it's beyond.

[C]

We're cooked, dude. I feel like the opposite. I feel like so confident in like. I feel like it's a golden age of America.

[B]

Yeah, no, I think that's. I think that's gonna happen too.

[E]

It's a brand new day the sun is just rising.

[C]

Dude, Ryan's just pissed.

[B]

No. And I knew that was gonna get twisted on me.

[C]

I had it.

[A]

You literally just said it.

[C]

Camela poster, dude.

[B]

No, I, I'm full, full blown, very excited about the direction that the country has headed.

[C]

You said.

[B]

I just think, I think the long term direction of the country and what the fuck is happening here. We are cooked. Do you like, I would say 15 years ago we were less cooked than we are today. And I think 15 years from now we will be more cooked than we were today, is what I'm saying.

[A]

Well, guys, not to get political on this podcast, but at least no matter what side you're on, you have somebody to side with on this. Like when you're listening back at home.

[E]

Got everyone from both sides of the aisle here.

[B]

Yep. It's not true. But.

[A]

I do agree though, what you're saying, Ryan. Like, dude, I think Tik Tok is cooking people the worst. But also just in general, it's. It's just the online shit. It really is. Like, I think that TikTok's the worst because it's just constant scrolling and all these people just doom scroll. They don't do anything outside of it. And it's like it's almost a form of gambling because you occasionally get a good one and then it's like you scroll the next and maybe it's like some of it's sexualized and whatever. So it's like maybe you don't get the dopamine hit for like two, three scrolls, but then you hit, you hit one, you get a little bit of a hit and then it's like, whoa, what's next? And like, you never know what's next, so you keep scrolling and it. You're just paying with your time and you just get these little dopamine hits. And it's the same thing with, like, even X. Like, I mean, I like that it has the freedom to post whatever, but dude, some of the stuff on there should not be on there. Like, like, there's a lot of. We'll say corn and. And also there is like, just people getting in fights, killings. Like, that is not good for. To just constantly be seeing. And especially with like, the younger brain who don't consciously think, like, oh, like, sitting here staring at this all day is not good. And it's so easy to get sucked into. But I'm like, I cannot, you know, I can stop myself. But I think a lot of people don't have that. So. So yes, I do agree, like, people. I said it not too long ago. People are getting more and more stupid, stupid, and it is alarming. And the worst part about stupid people is they don't know they're stupid.

[C]

Pretty famous quote that you said for a while.

[A]

Yeah, it's the worst thing. Like, there's never any way to tell someone that there's like, some people are just too stupid to talk to. Yeah, that's a famous. That's a famous Ken quote. You are literally too stupid.

[D]

Aimed at Ben.

[A]

I think. I think just there's so much, like, comfort almost, you know, like, where you can get those little dopamine hits just by doing pretty much nothing, versus prior to now, you had to, like, go out and do something. And there still is plenty ways to go out and earn, like, a proper dopamine hit, if that makes sense. Like, go to the gym.

[D]

Those things didn't go away.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, but they're hard. People just choose the easier route because it's easier. And I think a lot of people don't even realize that they're doing it 100%.

[B]

I was saying that about, like, when we had a little time off over the. The Christmas break. I, like, one day just sat on the couch, I was like, I'm going to relax. And I sat there and scrolled on my phone for like a percentage of the day. And I was like, why do I feel like crap? Like, I was all anxious was all. I felt all worked up over nothing. And I was like, irritable. And I'm like, what the hell is going on with me? I was like, I should be happy. And then I was like, oh, it's probably one, because I don't feel like I'm accomplishing anything. And two, you're just like, just waiting. You just keep dipping back into Facebook marketplace, hoping something good comes up addicting.

[A]

As you do this rotation of Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram. And you're just constantly looking for something that, to like, give you that. But like, realistically, it's never gonna like, lead to any real satisfaction.

[B]

I have all my, like social media apps, you know, like when you put them in a folder, it says social. I change it to don't open. I don't listen to it though.

[A]

And I'm not saying that all easy to find, you know, I'm not saying that you shouldn't go on it at all. I'm just saying like, like, if you spend too much time on it, 100, you know, and, and honestly, like. But there is like the flip side. Like you could have a podcast playing all day long if you're choosing the right podcast. Like, you can learn stuff and at the very least it can, it can elevate your mood. Like, I don't think that we're necessarily like giving people a lot of knowledge, but I think we do like, raise maybe their attitude and like just the vibes, you know, like, yeah, next time.

[B]

You have an hour of laughs or whatever.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Or just like take that. And then when you're. Whoever you talk to next, if it's your spouse or someone at work and just like go in and, and be more, I guess, I don't know, positive towards them. It can help you, I guess, and just enjoy life in general.

[C]

I don't know if you've guys seen this, but with like the whole Tick tock getting banned, which. It got banned, which was crazy. Last podcast we were talking about, I think Dalton was saying that Dalton was.

[A]

Fucking not going to cry, dude. I felt bad for him, honestly.

[C]

Yeah. So when it got banned, we were all together and then the next day it came back right away on both of the announcements when it, when it got banned, it said, hopefully president to be Donald Trump can save us, basically. And then the next day it came back saying like, thanks to Donald Trump, we're back. And then I started seeing things that people were like, like assuming that it was maybe some kind of publicity stunt like from Trump's team where like, oh, I don't know, like how that was.

[A]

At a publicity son. If anything it was. I mean, he, he is the reason why it came back. Like, if he wouldn't have. Yeah.

[C]

Do you think he let it. He let it go away. Like, he could have stopped it, but he let it go and then was just like, put. If. If you say this, I'll bring it back.

[A]

He wasn't the president yet, though.

[C]

No, I know, but I. I just. I just wonder, like, why would Tick Tock, like, say that? Unless. Either way, scenes.

[B]

I don't.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

They can.

[C]

Maybe not, though.

[A]

People that are addicted to doom scrolling can thank him.

[E]

I think it was Tick Tock trying to, like, butter Trump up, like, make him feel good. Because they did that all before he was even inaugurated.

[A]

Yeah, they were saying they were going away and Biden was trying to make.

[C]

It go away, but it came back before he was inaugurated.

[E]

Yeah, because they did that, like, Saturday, Sunday, and he didn't go into office until Monday. So, like, technically that law should have gone into effect on Saturday or Sunday. It's like he couldn't have changed anything till noon Eastern on Monday.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know. Maybe. Maybe it has nothing to do. And. And if anything, like, I. I liked it. Like, I thought it was good, but I did start seeing things and I started thinking, like, maybe there was something there.

[B]

It is crazy. You can't. You can't download Tick Tock. Like, if you were to get a new phone, you can't download TikTok right now. You can use it when it's on your phone. It's like Flappy Bird all over again.

[C]

So, yeah, I saw that people are selling iPhones for $10,000.

[B]

I'll sell mine, dude.

[C]

You realize that have Tick Tock downloaded.

[A]

If you have your same Apple account, though I'm pretty sure you can still download it. You don't. You could delete it, but if you download it once off of your Apple, it's in your previous app. Like, I'm pretty sure I could download Flappy Bird right.

[B]

Right now it says TikTok and other bite dance apps are not available in the country or region you're in.

[A]

Let me just double check.

[B]

Yeah. See if you can download Flappy Bird. If you get Flappy Bird back, dude, you might have cracked.

[D]

I'm pretty sure they brought that back.

[B]

Did they? It just never hit the same, actually. Why did they pull it?

[E]

Something like. The guy didn't want it to be too addicting.

[D]

Yeah, he was like. He was like a movement. He was like, you know what?

[A]

Yep. This is downloaded right here, guys. You download it.

[D]

But, yeah.

[A]

April 11, 2014.

[D]

But I'm pretty sure they brought that back. Like I said.

[E]

Yeah, he.

[A]

Oh, wait, hold on. I Actually can't do that one. Never mind. I take it back.

[E]

Flappy bird. The guy deleted it because he felt guilty that the game's addictive nature ruined lives.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

That guy must.

[A]

What about Jetpack Joyride? That game was fun.

[C]

That game was lit.

[A]

You can still download that. I don't think that's on.

[D]

That's a classic.

[A]

It just depends if they want. Let me see.

[B]

That's what I'm saying, dude. 10 years ago, someone goes, oh, I think I'm fucking up the world, dude. And now they're like, well, let's just make a couple billion dollars and pull it.

[A]

There used to be so many fun apps that were games, and they're probably.

[D]

Still there, but, I mean, we've just outgrown them.

[B]

Balloons. Tower defense.

[D]

Yeah, that's actually a great game.

[A]

We're playing Xbox now.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So Tony just texted me and Jake in a group chat.

[B]

Not me.

[C]

Sent a video of the truck backing off the trailer.

[A]

And it runs.

[C]

It's running under her own power. And then there's a bunch of codes. Who would have thought? And then he said, how did you guys break the air conditioner?

[B]

I. I don't know how I broke the air conditioner.

[A]

Just rotten on it. Huh.

[C]

And then Jake goes, they were trying to cool the engine down.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know. I thought it being cooler. No, it didn't. It couldn't go up on its own.

[D]

It.

[B]

We pulled it away from the trailer on its own, and then it died. And then it rolled back down the hill. But, yeah, glad it's back.

[A]

If you guys didn't know already, our Centurion that we built with U motors has been sold. Went to a guy in Philadelphia, 26.

[C]

And a half foot boat.

[A]

Huge big boy. Towed it with our Ford Ranger with our mini truck. Anyways, U Motors hit us up again, was like, hey, let's build another boat. So we were freaking stoked. So now we're being tasked with the hard decision of choosing what colors to go with on this thing.

[B]

The more we ask everyone, the. The least sure I get.

[D]

We specked out about six different colors.

[A]

And all, so thing is like, yeah, so it's a. An Aaron antique. It's a G25, so. 25 footer. Yeah. I mean, it's just. It's a super, like, you can't really go wrong with any of those colors. But I feel like we have to have a bold colorway being that we are. I mean, we just like bold stuff. Yeah. So I don't know. We could Pop them up on the screen. But we also need to make this decision soon in order to have this thing built and then be here by summer.

[C]

Yeah. A lot of people are saying, at least on Instagram and TikTok they're saying that we should do the white.

[A]

I know.

[C]

Which is probably the least likely.

[D]

Surprised by that.

[A]

I was too.

[D]

I figured you toss that in there and then everyone's like, yo, white go hard.

[A]

Like the thing is, is most guys that buy a boat like this are like a 50 year old dentist who like wants it to be like that. Yeah, they just want it to be more like not loud in your face and we're like the opposite.

[C]

And then another one that was pretty popular was the. The black with the red. Black interior. That's actually the color combo of my boat.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So I like that one.

[D]

That one good on me a little.

[C]

This one has still not that like.

[A]

As gold, which looks sick.

[D]

Oh, in other ones.

[A]

Yeah, the other ones don't.

[D]

Oh, that's.

[A]

So that does have gold speck in it, which is sick. But yeah, it kind of looks like it's basically the same as Ben's boat then. So it kind of put us at. We're either doing the green one or the Nardo gray with red and the green one, which I thought was pretty sick and bended to got like the least amount really of responses on my story.

[E]

I think that red interior on the gray one, just hot.

[A]

It's probably the best of both worlds, honestly.

[D]

Yeah, that's one still.

[A]

That's probably a safe bet.

[C]

Yeah, that man. I'd say in the perfect world we just do the red one. Can't go wrong with red, dude. Why mess with perfection?

[A]

That one got the least out of all of them. Really.

[D]

It just had a few peppered in there of people going. Of course they're going to get the red one. But other than that, maybe it looks.

[C]

Too much like a.

[A]

But all these boats are sick, dude. So. Yeah, we're pretty excited about that.

[C]

Leave a comment down below.

[A]

Yeah, comment down below. Tell us what you guys think. We're going to the boat show this weekend to check out. So yeah, we'll build that and we have something to look forward to this summer.

[C]

It's gonna be sweet. I think we gotta. I think we got the pontoon again too.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

We're gonna have to make maybe some changes to the mom chaser. Make it even smaller.

[E]

I was thinking. Make it faster.

[D]

Yeah, faster.

[A]

You got that thing just sitting down. The elements. You didn't put a cover over or anything.

[E]

You don't need to. You don't need to cover perfection. It's perfect as it is. I think that's what he says the.

[B]

Girls when they show up wearing those.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. You've used that line a lot, haven't you?

[E]

If we're going to change anything, maybe make it wider and shorter.

[C]

I was really hoping to have it wider and shorter.

[D]

Well, sick boys, I love the new set. We are giving away a snowmobile right now. A 1:46 assault boost so that's pretty sick. If you go to the website $5 you spend gets you one entry and that ends soon so you don't got much time.

[C]

Yeah Mike, I'm this Sunday.

[A]

I'm honored to be one of your groomsmen, man.

[D]

Yeah, I'm excited to give it to the rest of the guys.

[A]

Great pod. Well, appreciate you guys. We'll see you next week.

[B]

Peace.

[D]

Peace.

[C]

Later.