Ken's New Party House, Daltons Failed Prank on Evan, & The Drift Mansion

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Ken's New Party House, Dalton’s Failed Prank on Evan, & The Drift Mansion
Date: June 10, 2025

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Episode Overview

This week, the CboysTV crew takes the podcast outdoors for their first-ever open-air recording, broadcasting straight from Missouri’s famed Drift Mansion. Listeners are treated to behind-the-scenes stories of their wild Missouri trip, life updates, hilarious mishaps (including Dalton’s epic prank fail), motorsports talk, and candid moments about everything from bidets to business ambitions. The usual Cboys banter is on full display as the guys also detail Ken’s new boathouse (aka party palace), compare their favorite fast food joints, and discuss everything from YouTube empires to bathroom hygiene.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Drift Mansion Adventures

[01:11–05:20; 08:20–09:50]

• Location: Missouri's Drift Mansion, a massive compound with a mansion, drift track, pool, tennis court, and more.
• Activities: The crew gets to unleash their inner kids, playing arcade games, hours of tennis (with very unexpected intensity), and drifting Z cars around the track.
  • "I feel like this is what Money Mike's working towards...I didn't stop having fun since we rolled in yesterday." (Ken, 01:36)
• Drift Track Details: The on-site Z cars and immense track size impress the crew, inspiring ideas for upgrades to their own facilities.
• Atmosphere of Missouri: First impressions include quirky gas stations, sightings of armadillos, and the legendary Lake of the Ozarks party reputation.

Ken's Boathouse: The “Party House” Story

[33:17–37:03]

• Repeated Parties: The group recounts parties at Ken’s property (with or sometimes without his knowledge)—complete with an impromptu happy hour, missing tips, and a glass railing incident.
  • "At your boathouse. Again, I don't know if I let you. You more so just kind of went there." (Ken, 33:33)
• Security & Naming Rights: Ken announces upcoming security changes and debates the proper nickname for the place, vetoing “Shoreline Impact Zone” in favor of “Ken’s Boathouse.”
  • "Nicknames don't really get to be chosen. You just kind of delta nickname and whatever sticks, sticks." (CJ, 37:03)

Dalton’s Failed Birthday Prank on Evan

[12:50–18:38]

• What Happened: Dalton mistakenly believes it’s Evan’s birthday and plans a surprise party, only to “prank” Evan with cake to the face—a prank based on completely false premises.
  • "He thought he was pranking you by making it known that is, dude, your birthday. But it was like the reverse end of it where he was getting. Honestly, it was a pretty stupid troll." (Ryan, 16:40)
• Reactions: Hilarity ensues upon realizing the mix-up, with Evan both mystified and exasperated—especially when discovering frosting in his ear (again).
  • "Happy birthday, and it's not even your birthday." (CJ, 15:51)
• Dalton's Justification: Dalton shrugs off his forgetfulness: "Might have slipped my mind." (Dalton, 18:01)

Sleep Habits, Alarms & Morning Struggle Stories

[21:58–25:29]

• The group vents about the nuisance of multiple alarms, sleep schedules, and the “art” of snoozing.
  • "Dude, once I'm up, I'm up...You're already delaying your first activity, you know, you're not getting any more sleep at this point." (CJ, 24:13–24:29)

Waffles the Neighbor's Dog

[26:44–29:07]

• Evan recounts the saga of “Waffles”, a local dog with a knack for sneaking into the shop for a sleepover, surprising him after a night out.
  • "I walk back into my room, and just, like, get the living shit scared out of me. Because Waffles is just, like, standing there, tongue out, just happier in hell." (Evan, 27:06)

Bidet Debates & Bathroom Confessions

[30:14–33:17]

• The gang swaps bidet stories, with Ben's first luxurious encounter sparking both comedic and practical enthusiasm.
  • "If you're building a house, you might as well put a bidet in there." (Ken, 32:33)
  • "Man, I'd hate to see the price tag on that unit. But the best part was...Dalton, you gotta check this thing out. He took it for a test drive too, right after me." (Ben, 32:04)

YouTube, MrBeast & Internet Culture

[41:01–44:08]

• Discussion about MrBeast hitting 400 million subscribers and how the YouTube landscape compares to prior viral sensations like MySpace and Soulja Boy.
  • "If all of his subscribers held hands, they could go around the earth 6.6 times." (Ryan, 45:02)
• The economics and quirks of viral kids’ content (e.g., Baby Shark), and the group measures their own YouTube stats vs global juggernauts.

Fast Food Face-Off

[45:30–50:55]

• Debating the price, quality, and nostalgia of fast food chains like Five Guys, McDonald's, Houston's Hot Chicken, and Jimmy John's ("gargantuan" sandwiches).
  • "As a burger connoisseur, I'm not overly impressed." (Evan, 46:00)
• Arguments over what actually constitutes good (or "real") food and how inflation affects even cheap eating.

THC Legalization & “Raw Dogging” Drives

[53:21–59:00]

• Observing the rapid normalization of THC products in Minnesota, sharing past weed mishaps, and strategies for safe consumption.
  • "I get what you're saying. I'm going to. I'm going." (Ryan, 58:58)
• Debate on the pleasures and signs of “getting old”, such as driving in silence (“raw dogging car rides”).
  • "I raw dog no music a lot. It's nice. It's peaceful." (CJ, 59:57)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

"I think it went exactly how it was supposed to go... he either would be ecstatic that I surprised him with the birthday party or hated it, and he hated."
— Dalton, 19:08

"There's no one more surprised at a surprise birthday party than when it's not their birthday."
— CJ, 17:26

"Ken, you gotta put a bidet in there."
— Money Mike, 32:44

"The Shoreline Impact Zone is pretty low on the list for nicknames."
— Ken, 36:32

"If all of his subscribers held hands, they could go around the earth 6.6 times."
— Ryan, 45:02

"No one more surprised at a surprise birthday party than when it’s not their birthday."
— CJ, 17:26

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Drift Mansion Recap: [01:11–05:20; 08:20–09:50]
• Missouri Impressions & Lake of the Ozarks: [04:38–06:20]
• Dalton & Evan’s (Fake) Birthday Prank: [12:50–18:38]
• Ken’s Boathouse Party Tales: [33:17–37:03]
• Dog Waffles’ Sleepover: [26:44–29:07]
• Bidet Banter: [30:14–33:17]
• YouTube: MrBeast & Internet: [41:01–44:08; 44:25–47:00]
• Fast Food Rankings: [45:30–50:55]
• THC Social Change: [53:21–59:00]
• Driving in Silence (“Raw Dogging”): [59:45–61:20]

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Tone & Takeaways

True to CboysTV form, the tone is lively, irreverent, and sprinkled with Midwestern charm, friendly ribbing, and a heavy dose of relatable real-life humor. Whether recounting wild trip antics, pranking failures, discussing the economics of building a party pad, or waxing nostalgic about fast food, the guys keep things fun and open. Rich with quotable moments and distinct personalities, this episode is a perfect snapshot of CboysTV camaraderie—whether you’re part of the “Shoreline Impact Zone” or just tuning in from the car.

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For CboysTV fans, this episode is a can’t-miss mix of travel, friendship, and laughter—with a side of business, bidets, and boathouse party lore.

Transcript

[A]

So are we good?

[B]

Whatever makes you feel good.

[C]

Though you were gracious enough to let us throw a party. Yeah, at your boathouse. Again.

[D]

I don't know if I let you you more so just kind of went there.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[E]

Oh yeah.

[D]

Go in the house. You might as well put a bidet in there. Like.

[F]

It might be easier if I just go to jail.

[C]

I might have messed up. I gave my sunglasses to the little Gav yesterday. He said he already had a pair, but he just wanted a backup and I was sitting there with holding my sunglasses. So I just like you can have them.

[G]

What makes you think that was a messed up?

[C]

Well, I have a 14 hour drive home and no sunglasses.

[G]

And right now I got you. I got shades.

[C]

Oh, you do?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

You're the man.

[G]

I might have messed up by wearing the same shirt as these two guys, bro.

[C]

What's up with this? It's a hit.

[G]

It literally, I think it was the best seller out of the drop.

[F]

It's a great shirt.

[C]

I do love this shirt. It's just fire, dude.

[G]

Arts and service.

[C]

Such a good garment too. Fits Perfect.

[E]

[e-mail] Yep.

[C]

Gets you enter for a Lamborghini or actually your choice of a Lamborghini, a Lamborghini Huracan or a Lamborghini Urus.

[F]

You guys are probably watching this, wondering what's going on right now.

[C]

Yeah, I need to fill them in.

[F]

This is our first podcast I think we've ever filmed outside, right?

[E]

Yeah, we've tried, but it's always been too hot. I think today was finally the right time.

[F]

Yes, this is perfect. But we, we're in the middle of Missouri right now at this place called Drift Mansion. You'll see it in this week's video coming out. It's like this basically compound that has a mansion on it surrounded by a drift track. And it's got this pool, tennis court, playground.

[G]

Giant Shop.

[F]

Yeah, Giant Shop.

[C]

Crazy cards.

[F]

It's just like the ultimate compound.

[E]

I feel like this is what Money Mike's working towards. Like Money Mike's going to have a spot like this with just a bunch of stuff.

[G]

You guys said this would be my like retirement dream build, which it would be. I didn't stop having fun since the like since we rolled in yesterday.

[F]

Yeah, I feel like we all did. It was like there's so many things to do. And then in the shop there's arcade games, pool table, air hockey, and like there's so many things to do and we did all of them and we didn't even film Half of them, like, we were just straight up, like, in our, like, little kid element.

[E]

The one that surprised me was the, like, four hours of tennis you guys played.

[C]

I don't know why everyone's so surprised by that.

[E]

I didn't even know you knew, like, how to play tennis.

[C]

It was extremely, extremely close game. It was just very competitive. It was Ben and Spenny versus Dalton and myself, and I found out spending's.

[F]

Like, the worst tennis player of all time. Really well. He told me going into it, I go, you played tennis before? And he was like, oh, yeah. And I was like, kind of look.

[C]

Like you would be good at tennis.

[E]

That's what I'm saying.

[F]

Fantastic build, quick.

[D]

You guys had some communication breakdowns every now and then.

[B]

Like, yeah, we were barking.

[F]

I was barking, I was barking at him.

[G]

And.

[D]

And, like, as Spenny was going to hit it, you like, oh, my. My ball. And then he still just didn't have time to even react.

[F]

Yeah, we put in an absolute shift on the tennis court, though.

[C]

I don't know. It's probably two hours. The thing was, it was so close, and with tennis, you have to win by two. It just kept going. Just.

[G]

They just kept playing games. I was waiting for my turn, and literally an hour later, they're like, we're just playing. Best 13 out of 15 games.

[F]

Dude, I haven't talked that much shit in a long time.

[C]

Yeah, it was fun, dude. We were talking a lot of shit. So this house is huge. How big is this house? Like, 10,000 square feet?

[F]

Yeah, it's like 85 or something.

[C]

It's a massive, massive house. The guy before our buddy John and Taylor bought this.

[F]

Oh, this is an Airbnb, by the way.

[C]

Yeah, this is.

[F]

I didn't say that in the. In the beginning part, but we're renting this. This is an Airbnb.

[C]

Yeah. So it's the only Airbnb with a drift track going around the house. I mean, as you would imagine. But anyways, the guy that initially built this place is kind of just in the middle of nowhere in Missouri. He was like, 26, and he's probably like, Mike just liked having fun.

[E]

He was just like, I need a spot to do everything.

[C]

Yeah, he was down to send it. And basically, he built this massive house with the pool, the tennis court, obviously the drift track, this compound. And then I don't know what happened to him, but he ended up selling it to these guys.

[B]

I think he grew up.

[C]

No, but do you grow up out of this? Like, if you're into motorsports and shit.

[E]

Like, we haven't.

[C]

And you can justify it. You're going to keep this or.

[G]

Yeah. I was like, maybe he just couldn't justify it. Like he wasn't turning it into an Airbnb, so.

[C]

Yeah, for sure. I mean, this is a lot of upkeep and also they've expanded it, but.

[G]

Yeah, they did expand the track. The tracks, like, what, twice the size of ours. Three times the size of ours.

[F]

Pretty big. Probably three times.

[G]

And it is dang fun, this. There's a turn behind us right now that Evan and I were hitting yesterday. And you have to come in pretty fast. And I don't know, I didn't think we'd be able to do it, but.

[E]

What do you guys think of Missouri? I've never been to Missouri before, other than driving through.

[G]

I like it little warm.

[E]

When we were in the gas station, there was a mix of a chicken place and a subway. And they were selling catfish liver, gizzards and gizzards at the gas station.

[G]

That's pretty weird. And also another thing is I saw a handful of dead raccoons on the way here. And I knew when we got into Missouri because the dead raccoons turn into dead armadillos.

[E]

Shut up. You saw an armadillo?

[G]

Couple. Couple. For real?

[B]

I saw opossums.

[A]

Yep.

[G]

Saw dead possum, too, but.

[A]

And then they.

[E]

Armadillo is the hard one.

[G]

Yeah, they were like, you know, you're in Missouri when you start seeing the armadillos.

[E]

I thought they were like, I guess we are close to Arkansas.

[G]

We're in the Ozarks right now.

[F]

I'd love to go to Lake Ozark.

[E]

Me too.

[G]

I mean, isn't it just, like, massive?

[F]

Yeah. Supposedly it's got more shoreline frontage than all of California.

[G]

That's right. That's crazy.

[F]

That makes absolutely no sense in my mind.

[E]

Yeah. Have you seen the videos of, like, the bars? Well, Nelk did one there a few years ago. I really want to do them, but they have, like, bars with pools. So you pull up on your boat and then you walk past the pool and then there's like a triple decker bar. It was a backup plan for Mike's bachelor party, but he was like, ah.

[C]

That have been lit, dude.

[F]

That would have been. Yeah.

[E]

He was like, I don't think it should be drinking focused. And I said, that's a good plan. In Lake of the Ozarks would have been. So we. We sell in Lake Powell. I think it's. I think Lake Powell is going to Be even better. It's just going to be a little less debauchery.

[G]

Yeah. No settling there.

[F]

I think we should do something on Lake Ozark. If somebody right now is listening that has a place on Lake Ozark and, like, has got the spot.

[E]

Yes.

[G]

And the boat and maybe something to do. What would we do?

[E]

Oh, dude, they do, like, poker runs down, like, super speed. Fast boats down here. Party Cove. There's like a bunch of different stuff.

[G]

Ev, how we doing?

[B]

Oh, we're doing pretty good, Mike. How are you? How are you doing this morning?

[G]

I'm doing good. I actually woke up with a headache, so I was kind of bummed about that.

[B]

But pretty bizarre to wake up with a headache and you didn't even have any beers.

[G]

I know. I stayed up too late, didn't drink enough water. I don't know about as late as you. I saw C.J. playing video games on the couch till about 1:30am Video games?

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

I thought you're just on your phone. And then I look over and you have it at eye level and he's just ripping.

[B]

What do you play on Switch?

[C]

Well, I'll either play Tony. Well, I already beat Tony Hawk's 1.

[B]

And 2 remake with every character. No, doesn't count as beat.

[C]

Well, I'm not going to play it with every.

[B]

You unlock a video clip for each one.

[C]

Yeah, I didn't want to do that, but so I beat it one time then. But now I play the supercross game. But it's pretty fun. I don't know. I just play it for like maybe.

[E]

30 minutes on the DS.

[C]

Well, Alex got this Nintendo Switch and he doesn't play it and then Switch. I just started messing around with it one day because I was like, I got to see what this thing's about. Because you see kids walk around with them all the time. I'm like, looks a lot better than a Game Boy. That's what I used to walk around with. So I got to test this out. It's fun.

[F]

It's.

[C]

It's not like, a most amazing gaming experience.

[F]

Why would Alex buy one?

[C]

I think what happened is Mike brought Mario Kart over for Thanksgiving, and then we were all playing and she thought it was fun, so she got it.

[G]

Okay.

[E]

I think Alondra has a Switch too. We rip Mario on it and there's like a bunch of two player games. Actually pretty fun. Like put it up on the TV and whatnot.

[F]

Evan just bought a PSP.

[E]

Wait, are PSPs as lit as I remember?

[B]

I think it was a little Less sick than I remember. But I exclusively use it like when we're on the plane to like keep it fun so I don't burn myself out on it. So I've only used it like three times, but yeah, it's got. It's like modded, so it has like 100 games. Oh, that's pretty lit just in it, so. Oh yes.

[E]

Oh yeah.

[G]

That was sick.

[A]

Hell yeah.

[G]

The other dope thing is that they all drive Z's here. Then he has like five or six black Z's, I think.

[B]

I think he said they actually have nine total.

[D]

Holy.

[B]

More than are right here on property.

[C]

I wonder what that cost to like build a car like that. Those things are nice.

[G]

Yeah, they are like 40 grand. Most of them are stock motors.

[F]

Dude.

[G]

Hanging it and they sound sick.

[F]

That was you yesterday, Mike.

[G]

Yeah, I was having so much fun.

[F]

You actually looked better than that.

[C]

I'm not gonna lie. You were hanging it out more than them right now. Okay, now they're me. Now they're hanging it out more than you. The whole podcast is.

[E]

I asked them to do two laps, but three's good. They had to get the tandem locked in.

[C]

Yeah, that was sick.

[G]

Yep. It's the end of an era, boys.

[C]

Why?

[F]

It's.

[G]

My car's not gonna break anymore.

[B]

Okay. That's insane.

[G]

I don't know.

[F]

You went one time out of the last 17 times you've tried driving it and it didn't break.

[B]

That thing's probably gonna light on fire loaded on the trailer. Just because you said that.

[F]

It's gonna burn down our. Our trailer.

[C]

I kind of want to get these blocks for our track. Like it just looks a lot cooler. But also if you don't put water in them, then they're just gonna literally blow away. You could like giant Lego.

[B]

Are you.

[C]

But then if you hit them, you're going to freak the bumper up.

[G]

Right?

[B]

Well tree you freak the bumper general.

[C]

Though, like in the middle and stuff.

[A]

I'd say.

[G]

Let's say since he said they're 250 bucks a piece, if we were to just line huna corner with them.

[C]

Yeah, huna corner I think would be good. Yeah. And then you fill those with water. Cuz that will actually stop, stop, bust and then hopefully at least slow you down enough before you send the tree to the middle.

[D]

It's going to be cheaper replacing a bumper than replacing the whole front end or side of of any car.

[B]

I'm still kind of a fan of the high consequence.

[C]

It is true.

[B]

I mean it adds something to Our track that nobody else has.

[C]

It's very true and it looks insane. But also I think it's really trained you guys like you hopped out here and you just were immediately good. I think like our track is more like Adapt or die Consequences and you guys have. Have adapted.

[G]

But also like it's maybe trained us in a bad way too because thinking like drift competitions, they have like the rectangle and it's usually against the wall and that's where you have to back end into.

[D]

I.

[E]

You did pretty good with that tree.

[G]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I hit a tree. But also what I love at the track here is that on all the edges of the the track they have like cement red, red and white.

[B]

I'd like to see that on our eye, like our island.

[G]

Love it.

[B]

It's so sweet. I think would be great.

[G]

It's got that little lip. I don't know like any racetrack has.

[F]

I think all that's cement, right?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

And then it keeps the asphalt. Cuz the more we go off our asphalt, keep chewing down, it's going to deteriorate, deteriorate a little over time.

[C]

Makes me feel good that they have asphalt too.

[B]

Yeah, this is asphalt. It's just like, I think more rocky.

[C]

Yeah, they got a different mix.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

This is probably not as tacky as ours.

[D]

It's just a couple years older too. Like ours will eventually turn into that over time.

[B]

I think it felt pretty similar.

[C]

That's good.

[B]

To ours. Like they had mentioned, like a lot of people are used to drifting on concrete and they come out here and it feels really tacky.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But for us it's pretty much felt Pooler Pond.

[C]

Yeah, that was one of those things I kind of regretted about our drift track. But also it just wouldn't have been possible if we did concrete. It would have been a million dollars.

[E]

Yesterday Mike was ripping and I was standing with him talking and they go, wow, he's really going for a long time. And then the drone pilot came in and goes, wow, I've never followed anybody around the track. And they've drifted through a whole drone battery. And then he went and got another drone battery and filmed Micah. And then everybody started going, jesus, is he trying to blow that car up? And they were just dogging on Mike. They were like, dude, I can't. This guy is going to blow up his car. What a dummy.

[A]

We have.

[E]

We have a good running car. And then sure, it came back in and it kept running.

[G]

It was, it was good. I like looked over and it looked like he'd Been flying the yellow flag for, like, three minutes.

[E]

Yeah, we were. And he's on mercy for your car.

[G]

Oh, no. Like, I did. I blow power steering fluid all over. Like, what's wrong? He's like, your tires are about to blow. You were out there for, like, 10 minutes. Not actually that long.

[E]

Just couldn't stop.

[G]

And then he's like, what's your temp at? And I was like, 223.

[E]

Yeah, we thought you were boiling that, dude.

[G]

The first thing we addressed was, like, think how much the car overheated. So much so that started on fire.

[C]

Ev, you got a little. Little heated.

[B]

Yesterday, Dalton smashed a cake into my ear for the second time.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

When Dalton smashed the cake. Happy birthday, by the way. Why?

[B]

Why did you convince Dalton it was.

[C]

We didn't have to convince him, dude.

[B]

Well, why did you just even mention it one time?

[F]

We didn't, bro.

[C]

No, we didn't even mention it.

[E]

We didn't.

[F]

Craziest thing.

[C]

So we drove in three different vehicles here. We did groups of three. It was in my vehicle, myself, Ben, and Dalton. At about hour 10, Dalton must have been a little delirious, and he just kind of chimes in from the backseat. He goes, wait, is it Evan's birthday?

[B]

Oh, so this is like. I'm sorry. When you said driving, I'm thinking we're, like, driving the cars on the track. You're talking. This goes back a couple days.

[F]

This goes back to yesterday. Yesterday morning.

[B]

Yesterday morning. Okay.

[G]

Sorry.

[B]

Yeah. So you're driving here from the hotel.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

And he goes, it's Evan's birthday. And we go, yeah. He goes, oh, what the. Why didn't anyone say anything? Like, what? He hates his birthday. Like, he doesn't like the attention. You know? He's like, oh, dude, what if I decorate his room up and get him a cake and, like, you know, surprise him? And we're like, oh, dude, he'd hate that.

[F]

And me and CJ Are in the front seat at this point. Me and CJ Are in the front seat laughing.

[C]

Yeah, we're laughing.

[F]

We're laughing, and he's thinking.

[C]

We're laughing at his idea.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah. Oh, dude, that's gonna get him really good. But me and CJ Are just, like, laughing, like, holy. This dude actually thinks that it's his birthday.

[B]

The funniest part is he was there. It was my birthday when we were in Vegas, and we did, like, yeah, dinner. We had raviolis and wine. Had a. Had a great night. And he was sitting right there. I'm pretty sure Next to me.

[C]

Pretty surprised table. I know. So anyways, he's like, well, we got it. Can we stop at Target and get, like, all this birthday supplies for, like. Yeah. So we stopped there, and, like, kind of the whole time, I'm just like, is this even gonna make any footage, or are we just kind of doing this for the love of the game and Ben are just kind of just falling around, like, and he's getting all this stuff, and then we had to stop and get a cake, and then we drove here, and I kind of forgot about it until, you know, he was MIA at 11pm at night, and. And then I realized they were setting up your room, and obviously you walked in and took the cake to the face.

[G]

Dude, I've never seen ever in my life someone so hilarious covered in cake.

[F]

You look pretty funny.

[G]

I've seen a lot of videos of people getting their face matching cake. I've never. I could not stop laughing at the. The cake man that you turned into.

[B]

I felt like it's kind of like in the movies and for comedy, like, when you pie someone's face, the pies they use for comedy are usually just, like, whipped cream, so really, like, makes a mess, and I feel like that's kind of how that cake was. It was so much frost, just white.

[F]

Frosting, and you were just, like, oil based.

[C]

You're just covered in cake, and you're just, like, pissed.

[B]

You're like, well, it made no sense. Like, it made no. Like, why is Dalton in. In my race car bed hanging pink confetti balloons, and. And then he's standing with a cake, which I knew was where that cake was gonna go, and he tells you.

[C]

Happy birthday, and it's not even your birthday.

[B]

Yeah. None of it made any sense. I don't think. I was pissed. I was just like, what are we doing doing here? Like, it's late.

[C]

What.

[B]

Why. Why is this happening? And then when you guys said that Dalton actually thought it was my birthday, then it was hilarious, and he thought.

[G]

He was pranking you by making it known that is, dude, your birthday.

[B]

I wish he was here. I'd like to say, like, what made you think that?

[E]

Where.

[B]

Where did that random thought?

[F]

I don't know. I never got to the bottom of it because I don't. I didn't want to dig.

[C]

Yeah, we weren't trying to, like, make him think think, but, yeah, you just kind of interrupt. Wait, is it Evan's birthday? Yeah. Man, you two had to be stoked.

[F]

Yeah, that one really just fell into our lap.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

You really hardly had to say anything in this whole troll dude.

[F]

Dalton thinks that he's the one playing the prank on Evan by, like celebrating his birthday. But it was like the reverse end of it where he was getting. It was. Honestly, it was. It was a pretty stupid troll.

[C]

Very stupid.

[F]

So stupid. But it was.

[E]

He's learning.

[C]

It was our.

[F]

No, no, no. Like, like all sides of it.

[C]

All sides. Didn't want to stop it. I was just like, let's just let this. See where this goes.

[B]

It had to be kind of nice because you guys, I'm sure, got plenty of good laughs in, but he thought it was just because you were in on the prank.

[C]

Yeah, we're laughing in target as he's grabbing and he thinks he's being funny because, like, oh, these ribbons are way funnier. Like, we're starting to laugh harder. Yeah, these ones are good. We're laughing harder and then. Oh, yeah, he's really going to be surprised. You know, there's no one take that video.

[F]

Or did I see I took one.

[C]

There's no one more surprised at a surprise birthday party than when it's not their birthday.

[B]

It's probably the best time to surprise someone.

[C]

There's no inkling, like, there's no chance with my birthday in May that I'm expecting a surprise birthday in December.

[E]

Oh, my God, look at him. He's so happy.

[B]

All right, what are we doing?

[A]

Dalton surprised for his birthday because he hates it so much.

[B]

What are we getting him?

[G]

I don't know.

[A]

I'm envisioning 13 year old punk rock emo boy.

[F]

That's what he was going.

[B]

He had a bunch of pink.

[G]

It was all like.

[D]

It was all like girl, girl stuff.

[B]

He must have got to the party aisle and had a change of heart.

[G]

What was the. What did the banner on the wall say? Happy birthday. Any excuse to eat.

[F]

Any excuse to eat.

[C]

That was.

[E]

Oh, Dalton, come in here.

[B]

The most disgusting part of it, though, is, like there were balloon floating around and I saw one that looked like it should have been a helium balloon. So I thought I'd be funny and I bit it open and I like, sucked air out of it. And then I found out that Dalton had just blown it up.

[A]

Oh, man.

[C]

That was the second.

[G]

That was a weird transition because you. You almost did that first.

[F]

Yeah, we put.

[C]

First thing we did, guys were exchanging.

[B]

Yeah. Because I was like, I wanted to like, holler at, like, what's going on here? But I thought it'd be funnier if I was saying it with helium. Dalton, what in the heck made you think that it was my birthday?

[A]

One of Ben or CJ's said something about a birthday, and I was like, oh, it's Evan's birthday. And then I thought it, I guess, until they told me.

[B]

You remember that you were with me when we had my little birthday about a month ago? Like, you sat next to me at the table, we ate raviolis, you had a steak. Like, I remember it so vividly.

[A]

I mean, I remember a lot of things vividly, too, but I guess that might have slipped my mind.

[D]

What was your plan supposed to be? Because I know Evan kind of walked in on it.

[F]

I think it went exactly how it was supposed to go.

[A]

Yeah, pretty. He would have just maybe plan was set it up and then surprise him. And then he either would be ecstatic that I surprised him with the birthday party or hated it, and he hated.

[B]

It because you just made a big mess and busted a cake.

[A]

The cake was $2, and I cleaned it up.

[C]

That was a $2 cake.

[G]

That's it.

[B]

There's no way that was. I don't believe that. It's not about the price either.

[F]

You think Evan's worried about wasting our money when I'm. You think he's worried about that? That's the craziest thing of this whole thing.

[B]

When I'm cake out of my ear, I'm not like, well, at least it.

[C]

Was only three bucks.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

If anything, he wants a $100 cake in his ear.

[A]

Dude, I don't think you have any right to. About having a little bit of cake in your ear after all this that you've done to me. I think that I. I think that.

[G]

Was mostly the cake in the face was some payback vibes, I guess.

[F]

But to be fair, that's the second time you put cake in his ear.

[B]

And I only have one ear to begin with. And you keep messing with the good one.

[C]

That be like.

[B]

That'd be like if you had one eye. I just. I keep poking the other one.

[A]

I'm sorry. Hold on.

[F]

What has he done to you?

[B]

Chased after me and wiped out all that stuff.

[G]

Old news.

[F]

You guys have been, like, best friends for the last. Whatever, six months.

[B]

I understand.

[A]

But yesterday he kicked me off. He kicked me in the nuts for no reason with the camera.

[G]

He kept pushing him in the cats.

[B]

Poking my burger locker off camera for no reason.

[A]

It was not off camera filming it.

[F]

He.

[C]

Bruce Lee kicked karate. Bruce Lee.

[D]

I mean, you should know by now that you keep poking the bear, the bear's gonna fight back.

[A]

I Watch Ben poke the bear all the time. He doesn't fight back.

[B]

I know, but I've explained to you why I didn't kick him in the nuts already.

[E]

Why?

[A]

Because he pays your bills?

[B]

No, I mean, it's a valid point, but that's not the reason.

[A]

I mean, to go back to your question. I mean, like Sturgis, for example, don't remember. Doesn't come times I've brought you back from Zorba's. There's been a lot of stuff that has gone on in the past four months that built up. And yesterday you pushed me over the edge. And I will not get into the details of it, but you did push me over the edge.

[B]

Maybe you should consider that every once in a while, you push me over the edge. Like yesterday.

[A]

That's exactly what I did.

[B]

You Winnie Pooh bear me one too many times.

[A]

That's your own fault.

[E]

You're.

[A]

You're not following the 100 day challenge like the rest of the guys. That would never have happened if you got rid of the belly.

[F]

Honestly, I love your belly.

[C]

It's pretty funny.

[F]

I love your belly.

[C]

You definitely are funnier with your belly.

[B]

I'm still an athlete underneath this tummy.

[C]

It is impressive.

[B]

I don't know. One of these days when I, for some reason, don't have the craving for beer, I'm not sure when that will be. I'm sure it'll happen eventually. I'm pretty sure it'll just go away. I think I'm only like, yeah. Month or two with no beers. I think it would. Are you.

[C]

Are you purposely trying to grow it right now?

[B]

No, I'm definitely not trying to grow it. I just can't seem to not drink. Beers and beers go to one place, bro.

[C]

Yeah, I know.

[F]

I could see locker.

[A]

That's hard.

[E]

Fat, though.

[A]

That's not easy. Fat to get rid of. Like, that's hard.

[B]

More bloated than any.

[C]

Bloated because you drink.

[D]

Because it's constantly full, dude.

[B]

You try drinking 10 to 12 beers a day for the next six months straight. Just see what happens.

[G]

See what happens?

[B]

I honestly don't think. I think it's easy. You think it's easy? Not a piece of shit. I still make it to work every day. I wake up before you, even after 12 beers.

[A]

Yeah, but I have a disease.

[F]

You do have a problem.

[B]

Like, Mike Jr. How it's almost worse.

[F]

Like, I know a lot of people can say, like, oh, I can sleep through anything. The noises I've heard from his phone. I can hear it like, clear as day in my office across the shop. His alarm will go off for two to two and a half hours. It'll eventually stop and he'll still keep sleeping. Like the other day I went and woke him up at like 11:30.

[C]

It is wild. Like, we kind of graduated from waking Mike up, but now we're still waking up another person. We got waked all up.

[G]

You know, he's ripping videos way later than he should be, which is fine. That's true cooking. It's like when you go to bed late enough, you hit your, like, REM sleep, essentially, as your alarm's going off, I think.

[A]

Yeah, I do go to bed late or too late sometimes.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

But even when I do go to bed early and I'm all caught up on my sleep, let's say I go to bed or nine, I could sleep till 4 o' clock in the afternoon the next day, no problem. I also have this alarm clock. It, like, vibrates your bed. It's called the sonic boom. It flashes LEDs at you. It's like the loudest alarm clock in the world. And that still doesn't wake me up.

[C]

What are you thinking about right now?

[B]

Ev got a vibrating alarm clock in his bed.

[E]

Can't wait till morning.

[B]

He's not getting up on purpose.

[E]

It is funny you bring that up though, Ben, because I actually was thinking about that. I have a bone to pick with you about your reoccurring alarm.

[F]

Yeah, but I'm up.

[E]

Why do you. Why does it keep going off then?

[F]

I just keep sleeping. I just snooze.

[E]

It happened in Wisconsin, which was after we closed down. The bars was closed at 3am and that one was tough, but even this morning, it was going off for like 45 minutes.

[F]

Yeah, but something like I kind of like. Like warming up the tractor.

[C]

That's so annoying.

[E]

Exactly. To everybody else, we're in a mansion.

[B]

Three alarms.

[E]

Yeah, we're in a mansion. I could still hear it.

[G]

I agree, Ben. I like doing the same thing. Like now I like warming it up. A couple snoozes. But you're. You're right. It's probably disrespectful.

[C]

Dude, once I'm up, I'm up.

[E]

It's way easier. Dude, alarm up. And you just get up.

[F]

Yeah, I gotta start doing that. Honestly, I feel like it's just a.

[C]

Bad pace or tempo to set the day because, like, it's almost just like you're already procrastinating before you got out of bed.

[E]

You're already delaying your first activity you.

[C]

Know, you're not getting any more sleep at this point.

[A]

I don't even set alarms anymore when we go on our trips.

[C]

Thank you. I made Dalton stop because he would, like, set 10 alarms, and then I would end up turning them off like, we're getting up at 8, and he'd start setting his alarms at 6.

[E]

So then, oh, my God.

[C]

And then I'm, like, waking up. I'm like, what the fuck is this bullshit? He got it going off every 15 minutes.

[E]

If you get in a real pinch, you can call the person and it will at least snooze their alarm. It's a little hack smart, but it only gets you, you know, you're like, five minutes or whatever. Whatever a snooze is.

[C]

What if you figured out when someone's like, alarm goes off every day, and then you just called them right on the dot so that way the alarm didn't go off, and then they never woke up.

[E]

Remember when you used to update your iPhone would update overnight, and then your alarm wouldn't go off? That was an awful, awful bug. We were all late to things for that. I missed a test once, a final.

[F]

Showed up late working for Dave.

[E]

That was, like, a defining moment of your life. I feel like, like, the amount of times I've heard about the time.

[C]

The time?

[E]

The one time you were late to work for Dave, and it was fun. In the Dave pot. He actually talked about it. He's like, I knew if I really got after, you'd never do it again.

[A]

So are we good?

[B]

Whatever makes you feel good.

[E]

Don't.

[G]

What?

[B]

Does it feel good until the next one.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, there's no reason for you to be moping about this for the next week.

[B]

Oh, I don't think I'm open.

[A]

You were this morning. I go, yo, I'm sorry about that.

[B]

You said something about the cake.

[E]

My ear.

[B]

And then I just, like, with a smile on my face, said, fuck off. I don't think. I don't think I'm really moping about it. I was just laughing pretty hard about the whole situation, actually. I think you're so concerned about, like, things being cool because you don't know what I might cook up.

[F]

I think it's way funnier when you guys are beefing rather than butt buddies.

[E]

Jeez.

[G]

I like when you guys keep it long.

[A]

We got to keep it civil, though. Just because I put cake in here doesn't mean you have the right to just destroy everything I own.

[F]

What do you think he's gonna do?

[B]

I don't even know what to say right now. I. As far as I was concerned, everything was fine. But the more concerned I see you are about this, it's kind of got me cooking right now.

[A]

Everything was fine when you came back from Zorbas and got my truck and decided almost toasted trans. So now that you're pissed off, what are you gonna do?

[B]

We'll cross that bridge when we hit it.

[A]

All right, I gotta finish loading up this trailer.

[B]

Make sure to put two straps on the gmc.

[C]

Ev, can you tell the story about when you woke up and the neighbor's dog was in your bed?

[G]

Wait, what?

[C]

You got to give a little backstory. For those who don't fully know, Waffles is the neighbor's dog, like, a mile a ways away. But Waffles is a really, really good dog. Like, he just takes care of himself. He's outside pretty much all day. And Evan and Waffles have a.

[D]

They.

[C]

They love each other.

[B]

There might be like, five, six months in between visits. Sometimes it's twice in a week. And I would say this time, Waffles had just been out on the track, maybe the day before, but going from a good run. We really haven't seen Waffles at our shop. And normally we, you know, invite them in, give them a little treat or something. And I got home from the bar at, like, 1:30 in the morning, and standing right by the front door of the shop was Waffles. So I was pumped. I was like, heck, yeah, Waffles. Like, let's go hang out, watch TV for a little bit. Go in the shop, and we're watching tv, and I fell asleep. And so I wake up at, like, 7 in the morning, have to go take a leak. So I walk to the bathroom basically with my eyes closed, take a leak, walk back into my room, and just, like, get the living shit scared out of me. Because Waffles is just, like, standing there, tongue out, just happier in hell. I'm like, oh, my God. Like, what are you doing here? You got to get out. You gotta go home.

[G]

He's like, bro, you lock me in here.

[B]

I would have assumed what we normally do, we hang out for, like, 10 minutes, and then it's time to go home. I. I fell asleep within that 10 minutes and then was very startled that he was still there.

[C]

So funny.

[B]

Moral of the story is, I love Waffles. He's a great dog.

[C]

He is a good dog. Is this funny, too? Like, I always feel bad if I don't let him in the shop. Like, he'll be waiting and he wants to go in the shop. Maybe you close the door. Then he'll run around the back and go to where the sliding glass door and like, look in and make you feel all bad. You're like, dude, I feel terrible. But you are literally. I don't know if you've ever had a bath in your life.

[E]

The stinkiest dog.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

So nice, but stinky.

[C]

You just walk through the swamp.

[B]

I think he does like to, like, swim in our pond and swim in.

[C]

The swamp for sure.

[B]

Some. Some days worse than others, but pretty dirty. The other day, I'd have to say.

[E]

I'll have to find the security camera footage of you letting Waffles out. That's gonna be funny.

[B]

It was about. Ken said around 8:15, Waffles was in the parking lot. But I think it was closer to 7:30. When I let Waffles out. I think Waffles just stayed in the parking lot.

[D]

Yeah, that was. I didn't actually look for the clip when he walked outside the door, but he was like, walking down the driveway.

[E]

Yeah. Judging by the timeline of the security cameras, looks like Waffles hung around for about two hours waiting to get back in. Speaking of baths, did you see that Sydney Sweeney is selling bath water soap?

[C]

Is that real?

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

How is that possible?

[G]

What's bathwater soap?

[E]

Well, it's soap, but what they use is. Is a droplet or portion of water from a bath she took and then put it in.

[C]

That's some simp shit.

[B]

You drink it.

[E]

If you wanted to put soap in your mouth.

[G]

Well, that's the thing.

[F]

No.

[G]

Essentially, no. There's one drop. It's diluted into a bar of soap. It's like handing you a piece of toast with like a sprinkle of salt and then saying, this is a salted toast.

[C]

Well, just so you do with that bar soap of clean my body, clean my butt.

[B]

Just because it needs a cleaning really has nothing to do with her being in the soap. I just could use your good scrub.

[C]

I did see your hinder yesterday when you were hopping in the bathtub.

[B]

Kind of furry, isn't it?

[C]

I didn't look too close, but it was pretty dark. I don't know if maybe you can't. Like, the lighting in the room was there now that. No, like, it was. There was a dark coloration back there. And so I'm just curious, like, with your newfound beer gut, is it harder to reach back there or what is going on?

[B]

I don't think I'm any bigger on the backside.

[C]

Well, I'm just wondering if you're not as flexible or something.

[G]

Like, may sound weird, but when. Evan, I forget what you're doing. We were at golf course, I think I was taking some pictures and you mooned us. I saw it was a little darker towards the center.

[C]

Yeah, see, that's what I saw too. That's what I saw too. So I think a bar of soap for your hinder isn't a bad idea.

[B]

If I got a dark strip in my hinder. What do you think this fella's got going on, Ken? There's no way he's got a cleaner butt than you.

[D]

Oh, mine is clean.

[G]

Boy, would I like to find out.

[B]

Prove it.

[D]

Taking a shower? Well, I. I for one, I take a shower every day at least once.

[B]

I do too.

[D]

Debatable. But that's part of the thing. You just soap up and then.

[B]

Believe me, I soap. I soap up. Little Old Spice, maybe some head and shoulders with the menthol. It tingles, really. What kind of soap do you use in your hinder?

[G]

Bar?

[C]

Yeah, just whatever you use.

[B]

The actual bar? No, like swiping a credit card.

[F]

What the is this conversation?

[B]

Yeah, this has gone south, dude. Speaking of butts and cleanliness, we went to that hibachi place in Appleton and they had the most high end bidet I've ever seen. I've never used one.

[C]

You should have used.

[B]

So now I did. I didn't even. I didn't even have to go number two. But I sat down on that toilet and gave that bidet a test run. Because I'm like, I've never used one. And if I'm gonna use one, I want like a state of the art Japanese experience. Yeah, dude, it had.

[F]

So I want to do it in the comfort of a hibachi.

[B]

It had.

[G]

It's not like he had it in the comfort of his home.

[F]

If there's any time to use it, it's not. 3.

[B]

Three different angles of spray, five different pressures and a temperature control.

[C]

How was it?

[B]

It was amazing.

[C]

So you think you'll get one?

[B]

Man, I'd hate to see the price tag on that unit. But the best part was, is I was in there. Wouldn't you know, youngboy walks in just as I'm drying off my now freshly cleaned einder, and I go, dalton, you gotta check this thing out. He took it for a test drive too, Right after me. But then he made the accusation. I left. The pressure turned up to.

[C]

Ken. I could actually see you having bidets in your new House?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, I'm planning on it.

[C]

You are going to have bidets. I'm not surprised by that. And that makes sense for you.

[D]

If you're building a house, you might as well put a bidet in there.

[B]

Like, dude, every house was built, and, like, none of them.

[D]

I feel like every. Every toilet should have a bidet on it. Those are the best things ever.

[G]

I think I got to put that on a shirt for you, Ken. You got to put a bidet in there.

[B]

We stopped at a truck stop. I can't remember.

[G]

They had some premium bidet.

[B]

There was a big sign that says, like, bathrooms. Your mother would approve of my. They must have clean bathrooms. They had the same bidet set up as that hibachi restaurant.

[G]

Really?

[B]

But, like, times eight, which seems awfully hard on it, knowing it's a truck stop.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Like, the walls of that toilet just look like after, like, a mud truck comes in to get his.

[B]

God, like the car wash. But you're supposed to rinse it off outside before you bring it in.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

There's nothing worse than some of these. Some truck stop, gas or. Bathrooms are super, super clean, and some are just. It's one side or the other. But speaking of. Of your house, Ken, you were gracious enough to let us throw a party.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

At your boathouse.

[D]

Again, I don't know if I let you. You more. So just kind of went there.

[C]

Oh, really?

[G]

The second or third time.

[F]

Okay. And you gave Alex CJ's girlfriend the code, and. And you sent you the WI FI password.

[C]

Is that how it went? Yeah, I was pretty. All I know is we're on the boat. Everyone's having a blast. Except you weren't there because you're hanging with the other friends. And then they were like, we're going to Ken's. We're going to Ken's. I get there. Ken's not even fucking there. There's all these people running around having a blast, and you're not even there. But it was an awesome time, so I was just gonna say thank you.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Just.

[A]

Just.

[D]

Did you guys clean up when you left? Because I haven't been back there.

[C]

I cleaned up. Yeah. You have, like, this almost like a tip bucket, and it looked like you were trying to stimulate some tips, so you did the old, like, I'm gonna put a little bit of money around it, so that way people kind of see and, like, okay, people are tipping. I did happen to see one gal kind of clean up on the tips. Like, she. She pocketed them.

[D]

Well, initially that was an ice bucket, and we were just using the edge to, like, hold the dollars while we were betting.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

And then nobody took the money at the end of it. And then it's just kind of sat there.

[C]

He did slightly get robbed, but other.

[D]

Than that, it was like $4. It's. It's fine.

[C]

It was a 20 pop just for the.

[F]

It took a 20 pop this video.

[C]

Up, Brian, for the screen. Just that way they can really have an idea on what Ken was missing out on. Yeah, it was a rager. Well, Ranger, it was. It was super.

[E]

Well, we had.

[D]

We had a happy hour there with another boat probably like 45 minutes prior to you showing up.

[G]

Yeah, Ken wasn't missing out on.

[D]

And then we went. We left. We went and went to go get supper, and I got a notification on my phone like, oh, there's motion activity. I was like, oh, oh, that's weird. And I see you guys all prancing up the hill, and it's like, oh, nice. They're just late.

[E]

You have a family cabin nearby, and your cousin came over, and I go, yeah, it's just so nice that you have a, you know, like a neighbor that, you know and whatever, you know, you could have gotten a bad neighbor. He goes, yeah, like getting a neighbor that throws a party when he's not even here. He was joking, but I was like, oh, yeah, maybe. Maybe that's true.

[C]

Are you worried about your partying, Ken?

[D]

I am changing the. The door code this week, so too many people in. Too many people know the door code already.

[E]

Got to get up.

[C]

What happened to your railing? Like, you have this glass railing, except there's a panel missing.

[D]

It's so, like, you can have a ladder. You can pull up your pontoon straight there, and then you can have a ladder just go straight up the hill.

[B]

You're going to use a ladder after you get off a boat?

[D]

No, they just cut the glass the wrong size.

[C]

I heard that one of your buddies was too drunk and he walked through it.

[D]

No, it was just the wrong size. That hasn't been up that long yet.

[F]

You were going to put a diving board off of it.

[D]

Do you dive into rocks?

[B]

How about a slide to get you out from shore a little bit?

[D]

It would be cool, though.

[E]

A plank. If you're banned, you just walk the plank.

[C]

I love that spot, Ken.

[E]

The Shoreline impact zone.

[C]

No. What?

[D]

It's not being called that.

[B]

That's what every. All the locals are.

[D]

No, no, it's not. We already. We went over this. That's not the name that's been chosen there. There's still some names.

[C]

Who gets to choose the name?

[D]

Well, me. It's my property, so I feel like.

[C]

But the thing is, is, like, it's a nickname, so, like, nicknames don't really get to be chosen. Like, you just kind. Delta nickname and whatever. Stick. Sticks.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. And. And right now, the. The Shoreline Impact Zone is. Is pretty. Pretty low on the list for. For nicknames.

[F]

That's all I've heard it.

[D]

No, we had it on camera yesterday. There's been a few other names.

[C]

Dude, they referred to your place as Ken's Palace. Do you want us to call it that? I don't even know if I can say that in public. I don't even know if I can say it on a podcast.

[E]

Yeah, we're gonna bleep that.

[D]

It's just supposed to be Ken's Boathouse. That's all it is.

[C]

That's the official name. Like, that's on its birth certificate. But the nickname you think is still to be decided. But, I mean, you know, whatever. Sticks will stick.

[D]

Still to be decided. We gotta wait for the house to be done before the. That can get a. A nickname.

[F]

No, I think you can have a nickname before that.

[E]

It's just kind of like how your nickname or how your real name is Ken and then your nickname is Greg.

[C]

Yeah. You didn't get to pick.

[E]

I still have you in my phone as Greg, by the way.

[D]

Yeah. Why did you change that? That is the weirdest thing.

[C]

Because you're great to find him.

[E]

It is actually super annoying, but it is kind of circling back. We're getting closer to his original name.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Do you like your name, Grant?

[D]

I mean, it's a name. It does. Like, I've been called so many different things. It's just, like, been called worse.

[C]

Yeah, you definitely.

[D]

There's a lot worse.

[F]

You like your name?

[G]

I've been called worse.

[D]

It's kind of nice. It keeps, like, the banking and all, like, the financial stuff separate from the social stuff. Yeah, they can't. It is a lot tougher. It is nice having, like, a nickname that's not my real name.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You didn't necessarily love Ken right away, and I know you don't love Shoreline Impact Zone, so maybe you'll come around to it. I guess I refer to it as a Shoreline Impact Zone because, you know, it's obviously a boathouse on the shoreline and there's some impact going on. Yeah.

[B]

I thought this was way more about clapping booties.

[C]

It's like NFL's greatest hits montage every night with Ken and some single moms in there.

[B]

Maybe not single.

[C]

That too. It just depends.

[E]

You know, I heard the beach was actually pushing back because they thought there was an earthquake.

[F]

All the rest of the houses around Ken's started falling into the lake.

[E]

That's why Ken's house is slab on grade. He couldn't. There wasn't a stick built structure that could take him.

[C]

Did 10 inches of concrete.

[E]

Yeah, it's like an airport Runway underneath there.

[D]

I'm not quite as bad as Gavin, but we're were there. Not.

[E]

Not.

[C]

What's up with that little. Little Gav. That. That kid was straight up possibly Gavin's offspring.

[B]

Well, I mean, he had the hair and he kind of was built like him.

[C]

He was.

[B]

He definitely could take a fall.

[C]

Yep. He had the hair, he was built like him. He talked like him, he acted like him, and he was just. I just love the little dude.

[B]

I love how they make him wear a helmet after 9 o'.

[C]

Clock.

[F]

We should do that with real Gavin.

[B]

I agree. Like, it makes so much sense. Like, oh, shoot, yeah, nine o', clock, Gav. You know. You know what time it is, dude.

[C]

He just was wearing the helmet the whole time. And honestly, it was exactly the kind of helmet Gavin would wear.

[G]

I was just laughing so hard like. So he was pretty stoked to meet us. He's one of the guys here, son. Yeah, we were just like hanging out with him, letting him hang with us. And while we were playing tennis, you got to get the balls for us, but you got to be like a ball boy and like sprint to go get him. So he was doing that and then I don't know who told him to do this, but he looks over at me after he'd been at the net on his knee.

[C]

Yeah, he's like an official ball boy.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Which was official. But then he like, he was there for a while and I was just kind of chilling watching the game and he goes, can I get off my knee? I'm like, can you get off your knee?

[E]

What?

[G]

He's like, can I stand up? My knees hurt.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[G]

I was like, yeah, yeah. What? Who told you you had to stay kneeling? He made it pointed at you.

[F]

He was committed to fucking.

[C]

Should offer that kid a job, dude. He was committed.

[E]

He was.

[C]

He was dialed too on it.

[E]

Gavin is kind of like an 11 year old. Honestly. He is like they have similarities and just they're stoked all the time. Tons of energy, three wheeler gas.

[B]

He has like 60 year old qualities and 11 year old qualities. And then all jammed into a brick. Hell of a package. One heck of a package.

[D]

That kid in the next 10 years will become Gavin. Like that's just who he's going to be.

[G]

He's just like, well, I'm probably going to change my Instagram name now, little guy.

[B]

We should get him a three wheeler for his birthday.

[F]

He already has one.

[G]

Great. Oh, he already has one.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

Okay, that's even better.

[F]

110 at home.

[B]

He said, oh, the best one.

[F]

And he said, but it doesn't run. And we said, well, sounds about right. Yeah, just like all of Gavin's seafoam.

[B]

Ether and some duct tape, baby.

[F]

Yeah, that kid was funny. Once we started calling him little Gav, you know, and telling them all like the Gavin things to say, like, can I hit the ditch? Oh, baby, he was loving it.

[G]

Don't tell me that.

[B]

Have fun down there.

[E]

Did you guys see the Mr. Beast hit 400 million subscribers on his main channel. 400 million.

[G]

That's the most, right?

[F]

It was the first channel in history.

[C]

Really?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

He's the most subscribed to.

[B]

What's the second most?

[C]

I thought it was even series.

[D]

Even close.

[F]

T series is sadly.

[B]

What's that?

[G]

And can explain it.

[B]

It's a real quick synopsis.

[F]

T series is like a. An Indian YouTube channel that like every time somebody that signs up for YouTube in India is automatically subscribed to T.

[E]

Series, it's kind of cheating.

[G]

It's bunk.

[B]

That's pretty cheating.

[D]

Are they like the. That's the channel where they're posting like a ton of videos every day.

[C]

He is so far ahead of T series. That's so t series at 295and Mr. Beast at 400.

[E]

400. And Mr. Beast has multiple channels.

[G]

But it's the crazy thing is, if you look back, not very far, two, three years ago, Mr. Beast had less than T series and now is just crushing. But yeah, Evan goes, that's like being friends with Tom on MySpace.

[E]

Yeah. Everybody has to do it.

[B]

Who's sorry you missed the MySpace area.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, man, it was great.

[G]

Tom was the founder of MySpace and then when you made a MySpace account, he was your first friend. And it was just the same profile picture for years and years. Yeah, yeah, just thumbs up.

[F]

Whatever happened to that?

[B]

Everyone started using Facebook for whatever reason, and then MySpace went extinct. Probably a way better reason, but that's the way I looked at it.

[F]

So no one ever bought it.

[G]

We should buy it. MySpace Marketplace.

[B]

Soulja Boy was like the first. You like, space, I think, like Soulja Boy, like, that was like a big part of him popping off. Like, the whole crank. That thing was like in the prime. MySpace.

[C]

On MySpace original.

[E]

Going viral.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Just popped off at the right time. He was also kind of on YouTube earlier. I'm pretty sure there's a video of soldier boy on YouTube flexing how he got the Xbox 360. And he like bought every game at the store.

[G]

Times are different.

[C]

Every game. Every game. He's like flipping through it, just slapping them down.

[G]

I remember just thinking he was so cool that he had Soulja Boy on his sunglass lenses. I'm like, man, how does he even see? But he looks so cool.

[B]

I just liked his oversized shirts.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

Oversized shorts too.

[B]

Five XL tall teeth.

[C]

Yeah, dude, what a time.

[F]

Yeah. Does everyone remember cranking their first Soldier boy?

[C]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

16 years ago isn't the most viewed music video. I feel like he's up there, but I think it's Trinidad James.

[C]

Really all gold.

[B]

Maybe now it's gotten passed up by like some current song, but for a long time, I'm pretty sure Trinidad James had like the most viewed music video.

[F]

I think it's like Open Gangnam Style now or something like that.

[D]

It's actually Baby Shark checks out, dude.

[F]

If you want to make a lot of Money being a YouTuber, be a kids content creator, and all you have to do is just make like three videos and a parent forever. Yeah, Like Baby Shark.

[G]

Apparently that's a hit song on repeat.

[F]

No, it'll just play it on repeat because, like, little kids don't get sick of watching something a million times.

[D]

Yeah, it's Baby Shark and not even close. Baby shark has over 7 billion views. The next one is Despacito with just under 3 billion.

[C]

It's a lot crazy.

[E]

How many views do we have on our channel in total?

[C]

Like 1.5.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

We should make a kid's song. We could all dress up in little fuzzy outfits.

[G]

We'll just put you in a morph suit with googly eyes on it.

[C]

1.66 billion views.

[B]

That idea, Mike.

[G]

Pretty funny.

[E]

I do. I have some stats on Mr. Beast subscribers, if you guys would like hear it.

[G]

I'll hear him.

[E]

With 400 million subscribers, it makes him the third most populous country in the world. If he was a country beating out the US So it's only like India and China above him.

[F]

So what, there's like 350 million people in the U.S. yes, exactly. So that's like every single person in.

[E]

The US the whole country plus 50 million.

[C]

Holy straight up. Respectfully. Who would want that? I would not want that. I would not want.

[B]

I don't think.

[F]

I don't even know if he wants that.

[C]

It's just too much. It's just too much. And then it's like he can't just even stop. Like, it's just too much.

[E]

Yeah. There's no outdoor boys retirement for him. He could.

[C]

That'd be insane if he did.

[E]

If all of his subscribers held hands, they could go around the earth 6.6 times.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

They could fill 224 Olympic size swimming pools with pee per day. A lot of piss. And then if he bought everyone a Five Guys burger combo, it would cost him $5.2 billion.

[B]

Shaq would be pumped.

[E]

Oh, does he own Five Guys at least?

[B]

@ one point he was a big investor. With them growing, I don't know if he still.

[E]

Does. I just wanted to throw a little shade at five guys for having like a 20 burger.

[C]

Combo. I.

[B]

Like. The fries are.

[C]

Whack. The fries.

[G]

Suck. The burgers with the flavor of the food. There's something wrong with the price.

[C]

Tag. I can't believe Money Mike saying.

[G]

That. Maybe it's saying something then.

[F]

Like. But yeah, five guys Money.

[C]

Mike. How often do you fucking eat at five guys? I don't even know what the price is.

[G]

Dude. Like never. Because their prices are so.

[E]

Much. It's probably 20 bucks for like a pop burger and.

[C]

Fries. I haven't eaten there in a very long time, but when I do eat there, I'm very impressed with the burger.

[E]

Foods. Good. Burger's.

[B]

Good. As a burger connoisseur, I'm not overly impressed.

[E]

Really. What's the best though? From the burger.

[G]

Locker? Maybe list this like three, three of your top.

[B]

Burglars. Okay. The one spot that I don't know the name of, but it was two Texas toast grilled cheeses with a double cheeseburger in between. It was when we were in.

[G]

Utah.

[B]

Yeah. So shout out to that place. That was a top tier burger. If I have a tummy ache the next morning after too many beers, some about a good old fashioned McDouble really sues. Soothes the.

[E]

Tummy. Great. It's a good.

[B]

Burger. Yeah, it's like as far as fast food burgers go. I don't know if you can beat a McDouble. It's not like the best one. It's just very consistent. And then. Yeah, I don't know. That's all I got, dude. I'm sorry, I don't know who has the best burger. I just don't think it's five.

[C]

Guys. Dude, Ryan loves McDonald's. I don't know if you even know it, but the amount of times I've heard you speak about McDonald's on this 100 day challenge is quite a.

[E]

Bit. I think it's because I don't get to go there.

[C]

Now. You can do whatever you.

[E]

Want. I can, but, like, I'm trying not.

[C]

To. You know, I just can't imagine. I just can't imagine missing.

[E]

McDonald's. It's just a good.

[C]

Burger. I don't know anyone can say that McDonald's has a good.

[B]

Burger. Hey, I. I know it's usually when I'm driving to and from home, but I would say at least one time a week, I'll slide through there because it's like, right halfway point from where I'm starting, where I'm going, and it's. I know what I'm going to.

[C]

Do. It just tastes so fake. It just tastes so fake to.

[G]

Me. Everybody that can't stand McDonald's is nodding their head in agreeance, and Everybody that eats McDonald's is.

[C]

Not. Like, at least five guys feels like you're eating a semi real burger, real piece of.

[B]

Meat. Yeah, I agree with 100% what you're saying, and I think that McDonald's is bad for you. I just, literally, there's something about those delectable little.

[C]

Patties. I feel like the only time you should be eating McDonald's is if you're in an extreme pinch and there's nothing else to.

[B]

Eat. I disagree. I'll take it over gas. 75% of, like, fast food chains.

[F]

Are you running it over a gas.

[G]

Station? If I have the time for gas station.

[B]

Dude. My big thing with gas station food is, is, like, when we're traveling long distances, I hate burning an hour sitting at, like, Chipotle when we got places to be. I'd be like, let's just grab an egg salad and keep.

[F]

Trucking. Evan hates.

[B]

Chipotle. I think it's vastly overrated. It's fine, but I think it's really.

[C]

Okay. I don't think it's insane, but I do like it because it's moderately fast, it's priced fair, and it's not terrible for you. I think it's, like, a relatively clean meal. And this is the last thing I'll say about McDonald's. You guys are talking about five guys being expensive. McDonald's is expensive. It's shit food and it's.

[B]

Expensive. I can get in and out of there for under 10.

[C]

Bucks.

[B]

Really? A McDouble of fries and. And a Blue Piranha is like 10 bucks on the.

[C]

Nuts. Okay, Yeah, I guess.

[G]

That'S. But if you don't get a McDouble, if you get a normal sandwich, dude, the sandwich is like five.

[C]

Bucks. Last time I went there, I remember spending, like, 16 and thinking, how the did I just spend 16 at McDonald's? I could have just gone to a halfway decent.

[G]

Place. What's a halfway decent.

[C]

Place? Five guys. Chipotle. Chipotle is definitely Chick Fil A. Chick Fil.

[G]

A. Love Chick Fil A. Chick Fil.

[B]

A does have a good.

[C]

Chicken. Even Starbucks, I think you just, like, get, like, some of their egg bites, some.

[F]

Coffee. But we've been running. We've been running raising.

[G]

Canes.

[E]

Oh. So I had a dream about Houston's hot chicken last.

[C]

Night. That place was good. Houston's hot chicken was.

[G]

Good. Honestly.

[A]

Was.

[G]

Yeah. The best, like, of all of them.

[C]

That's. Is that even considered fast food or is that moderate Fast.

[B]

Food? Is that medium range? I don't know what.

[C]

Medium. It's like five.

[D]

Guys. It's like a medium.

[E]

Range.

[B]

Yeah. When it comes to chicken, I'm putting my eggs in the Dave's hot chicken.

[C]

Basket. I haven't.

[F]

Really. I haven't been.

[G]

There. It's super good. But Houston's hot chicken was so good.

[B]

Too. It was, it.

[G]

Was.

[F]

Yeah. What do you guys think of Jimmy.

[G]

John's? Love it. Love it, love.

[D]

It. Love that. They're like, toast them.

[F]

Now. They toast them.

[G]

Now? Yeah, yeah. They have three different toasted subs, and they are.

[C]

Good. I just think for the price there, it's not that sophisticated of a.

[G]

Sandwich. No.

[E]

Point. Are.

[F]

You. Are you.

[C]

Running? I think it's fine. But I would if I was gonna choose. I like, you go to. I'd go to Subway because there's just more to it. Like, you can put anything you want. Granted, I'm not saying Subway is good, but, like, you just got more.

[G]

Options. Yeah. I love Jimmy John's, my favorite.

[F]

Restaurant. Is it?

[G]

Yeah. Like, that will literally, like. I mean, I'm pretty happy guy, but that will make my day no matter what. If I get Jimmy John's, I.

[B]

Got Spenny to order his first gargantuan down the other.

[G]

Day. Yeah. It's not necessarily a secret menu item, but it wasn't on that.

[B]

Menu. Yeah, I don't know. I think they don't. I think it's hidden there somewhere.

[E]

But.

[B]

Yeah. They don't openly display it, but.

[G]

I didn't know about it until Evan either, and he got himself a gargantuan, which is basically a sandwich with just all the meat. You know, there's some lettuce and tomatoes and onions, and it's a big sandwich and spending. Got it for the first time. And Evan had his polished off legitimately in, like, four minutes. It was.

[F]

Insane. You finished that.

[G]

Easy. And I'm. Yeah, it was just funny. Like, I ate half. Save half for a couple hours later, and I. Dude, it was just insane. Not. Not necessarily. You could eat the whole thing because it is big, but it's not that big. But the fact that you ate it all before we even got on the.

[B]

Interstate. Part of it is, though, like, I don't know, when you're getting into some, like, bone in Wings, do you ever go like, oh, I'm just gonna, like, knock these out, because my hands are getting to be a mess, and I don't want to, like, clean up. And that's kind of how that sandwich is. It just happens so big, it falls apart when you're eating it. So you're like, I'm just going in, taking it out, and then cleaning up.

[A]

Once.

[E]

Yeah. Kind of like the MD Foodie boys right now. I feel like reviewing our.

[A]

Food.

[E]

Yeah. You guys seen those guys? Yeah, the kids, the review food. They just did an episode with Jake.

[G]

Paul.

[C]

What? I gotta see this. They don't have much to say.

[G]

Though. That's what's their children. That's why they get memed. It's so.

[C]

Funny. It is funny. I guess I've seen the clips, and it's like, what kind of chocolate do you like? And then the kids just like, I like milk chocolate. Nice. Yeah, I like milk chocolate too. What do you like? I like dark chocolate. Okay. Yeah, dark chocolate. That's. That's pretty good, too. Like, that's like. Like, it's funny. Yeah, it is funny. Nice little kids, though. I like them. I think they got a bright.

[B]

Future. You guys ever watch Cooking with Sean and Marley? That's one of my favorite food.

[F]

Channels. I watched the Theo Vaughn.

[B]

One. Yeah, that was a. That was a good.

[F]

One.

[B]

Yeah. They're always getting angry at each other. It kind of reminds me of me and Dalton trying to do anything. And they have a lot of good guests.

[E]

On. That's pretty.

[B]

Cool. Whip up some pretty good.

[C]

Food. That's what you watch, your cooking.

[B]

Network? It's in my algorithm. Yeah, it pops up, and it's one of those things, like, I don't think I've ever seeked it out, but when it pops up, I tap.

[E]

In. You ever watch the one where the girl takes a bunch of edibles and then does, like, makeup to her.

[G]

Face? Those.

[E]

Are. It's actually so funny.

[C]

Dude. So funny. The makeup just insane.

[E]

Or. Yeah, she's, like, really, really talented.

[G]

But just really funny to the.

[E]

Moon. And then does, like, some crazy makeup thing. Like, she'll take, like, a paper bag and then turn it. Some crazy thing. Yeah.

[G]

Exactly. And then she'll call her husband in and then reveal her look, and they just geek for, like, a minute straight. It's so.

[F]

Funny. Oh, like, it's like a.

[E]

Joke. Well, they're. Yeah, they're, like, having fun with it. It's like. I think the last video she posted was probably, like, six, seven years ago. It's like that era of YouTube, like, sitting in your apartment bedroom on a webcam, and you just set up and just for 30 minutes, she just does this crazy thing, and it's pretty.

[C]

Funny. That was kind of before, like, edibles, and that kind of stuff was.

[G]

More.

[C]

Right.

[G]

Normalized. She was definitely getting clicks kind of.

[C]

For. Yeah, it was, like, a wild.

[B]

Thing to be more.

[C]

Taboo. It is crazy that, like, in Minnesota, you can just buy at the bar a THC drink. That's still wild to.

[B]

Me. Do you remember, like, it was about a year ago? Because it's been legal for longer than that, but up in Duluth, it had been around for a while, and I was with you guys. We were at some nicer restaurant, I don't remember where, and I asked if they had it, and the waitress pretty much scoffed at me, like, we don't have.

[E]

That.

[C]

Yeah. And then, like, we're small town, old school, you.

[B]

Know? Then a few months later, now everyone has.

[E]

It. All the umbrellas are freaking.

[C]

Giggly. It is wild, dude. It's like when I was in high school, if you were smoking marijuana, it's like, that kid is a loser. Like, the parents, like, my kid's gonna be a.

[G]

Loser. Probably not.

[C]

Even. He's never gonna amount to anything. And now it's like. Like, it's so normalized. I don't necessarily advocate to do that kind of stuff. I think that you're probably a lot better off not doing it unless there's some kind of medical benefit for you. But it is crazy how, like, if my friend's parents found out that, like, oh, he smokes marijuana. We don't want our kid hanging with him, this, that, or the other, you know? He's gonna be a drug.

[E]

Addict. Yeah. Now they're. Those parents are probably at the bar sipping on a. Yeah, it is.

[C]

Wild how quick it turned around, but still. Yeah, I don't advocate for it, but, you know, I've been on the CBD a little bit. I've thought about graduating, maybe up and dabbling in the thc. I haven't done anything like that since high.

[E]

School. Gateway.

[C]

Drug. CBD is a gateway drug. I haven't done anything like that since high school. But, you know, it is legal now, so technically, I could try it out, but I don't.

[G]

Know. Yeah. THC is a huge step from CBD.

[C]

Siege. Is.

[E]

It?

[C]

Yeah. Well, I crashed my G Wagon on cbd, so I don't know. I don't know if I need to be, you know, be on the thc. Maybe if we get in, like, a controlled environment, like, pillows, like. Like, padded walls, then I'm ready.

[F]

Like. Well, bro, last time I saw you on the. On the thc.

[G]

You.

[F]

You. Your Xbox controller shut off and you fell asleep into the.

[C]

Fridge. Yeah, I guess that wasn't high school. That would have been probably nine years ago, but.

[F]

Yeah. Into the fridge.

[E]

Bro. Into the.

[B]

Freezer. Were you.

[C]

Overheating? No, it was just because I was with Jake Sherbrooke. Jake's just such a dick. Jake's just such a dick. Like, I don't do that kind of stuff. They do. And they're like, oh, yeah. Like, more, more, more. You know, they just, like, thought it'd be funny to overdo.

[B]

It. Peer.

[G]

Pressure.

[C]

Yeah. And I didn't really know, and I. Okay, we'll do some more. So after my Xbox controller turns off, they like, here you. Let's get. Let's get you in a spot. Like, get you comfortable. They, like, get me all comfortable. I'm chilling. And then Jake, like, comes in. He's like, hey, you should really watch this. Like, this is, like, a really fun thing to watch when you're doing this. And he puts this, like, really trippy, like, weird video that's, like, supposed to basically, like, fuck you up, like, when you're in not a clear state of mind. And, like, he's trying to, like, just, like, make me scared or something. I don't know what he was trying to do, but I caught onto it, luckily, and I was like, get this fucking thing out of here.

[E]

Dude. Like, nightmare, nightmare.

[C]

Nightmare. Yeah, dude. I just remember him having this shit grin on us. He's like, oh, yeah. Now you need to watch this.

[F]

Dude. They did that to me, the first time I ever got high, too. What music video is.

[E]

That? It's Lamborghini.

[C]

High. That wasn't the music.

[F]

Video they showed.

[C]

Me. Weird thing. It was like a fucking 30 minute thing. It is funny because, like, Ben and I have been running around our entire life. We never once got in trouble. Everyone, never once. And then, you know, you guys are all hanging out and I. I stay home. This dude gets a freaking minor. Yeah, because you guys weren't looking out for.

[F]

Him. Yeah. That was.

[C]

Crazy. That made me think of it when you were like. Yeah, they were like, got me all over. Overly.

[F]

High. That was the first night I ever got.

[C]

High. And then you got a minor.

[G]

Too.

[F]

Yeah. You weren't with that.

[C]

Night. No. I would have probably had you home. You wouldn't have got jammed.

[E]

Up. You would have. C.J. was a good, good.

[C]

Egg. I would have looked. I would have looked out for.

[F]

You. That was.

[C]

Crazy. The only.

[F]

Way. That's where it all went.

[C]

South. The only way it could have been better for you is if you would have spent the night in.

[G]

Jail.

[F]

Better?

[C]

Better. Well, then you could, you know, talk about it. Like, back when I was locked up, you know, I did this and that, you know, Then they're like, damn, he's.

[F]

Hard. The cop asked me if I wanted my dad to come and pick me up or to spend the night in jail. And I had a good, long, hard think on it, and I was like, probably my dad. Yeah, but it might be easier if I just go to jail. Yeah, it might just be.

[E]

Easier. I do have something to say about those THC sodas that they now sell in bars. If someone ever wanted to make a billion dollars, they should just make one. That isn't 10.

[B]

Milligrams. Oh, they're five. Fives and.

[E]

Tens. Fives and threes. They should make, like, ones. Like, what do people do when.

[D]

You go to a.

[E]

Bar? You decide to drink a beer because it's like, all right, I can have four beers and not be.

[G]

Black. It really depends on your.

[B]

Tolerance. 25 to 30, I feel like, is a pretty standard dose for an average person. So, I mean, that's like milligrams. That's like six.

[D]

Five. I have, like, one of those, and I'm, like, completely out of.

[G]

It. That's if you pulled up and hadn't drank in six.

[C]

Months. Well, I guess I feel like.

[E]

They'Re selling moonshine right now in there. Like, it's so strong that, like, if someone's like, you even want to sip, I'm Like, I could have one sip. Otherwise, like, it's not going to be good for me. Like, if you just sold a real diluted one. I need the Coors light of THC seltzers. You could sit in the bar and have nine of.

[C]

Them.

[E]

Yeah. And then just, you know, go home and watch a movie and actually be able to focus on.

[F]

It. I get what you're.

[E]

Saying. I'm going to. I'm going.

[C]

To. Yeah.

[F]

Ryan. I guess my issue with it is, like, dude, I shouldn't be in public high. Yeah, I think, too, I shouldn't be talking to people.

[B]

High. I think. I think you'd get used to it pretty, pretty, pretty quick. It's like, if you only do it like, once every couple years, I understand how you'd feel uncomfortable. But do it just a few times and enjoy the.

[D]

Ride. More of like a go, go home sip on one of those. Go watch a.

[G]

Movie.

[E]

Yeah. In private. Do it alone. When all sausages will be.

[C]

Taken. Or just. Just do it sober. Just enjoy the movie. You know, watching a movie is. Is. Is plenty fun the way it is. You don't need to, you know, be under the influence. I know it's a wild concept, but just something to think about, you.

[B]

Know? What do you guys think about.

[F]

Raw dog and flights and, like, raw dogging car.

[B]

Rides? These two. What's it.

[E]

Like? These two raw dog car rides. No music, no.

[C]

Nothing. I do.

[G]

Too. I raw dog. No music a.

[C]

Lot. It's nice. It's.

[E]

Peaceful. You think that's part of getting old? Like, I remember my dad, like, I used to be like, oh, my God, how could he possibly be driving in the car without ox? And then now I get.

[G]

It. Yeah. Let's say you're in high school, like, 16 to 20 years old. It was all the excitement to turn your car on and then get your music going. I mean, like, that's because you're.

[C]

Listening to your parents music your whole life before right now. It's like, I can listen to whatever music I want, and you can be as older as I want, as.

[G]

Loud as I want, and then. Yeah, I think it is part of getting.

[D]

Old. I. I either want my music at, like, max volume or nothing at.

[C]

All.

[E]

Really.

[C]

Yeah. Ken, I hear you come home sometimes. It's bumping. Dude, that Tesla's quiet, but, dude, it's just like freaking EDM concert. And this guy pulls lasers. I look out the door and, you know, the garages have windows. There's like lasers going everywhere. I'm like, what this guy have A disco ball on that.

[F]

Thing. You learn something new every.

[C]

Day. No, I feel that. I think also for me, it's just nice not having to think about, like, okay, what song am I going to play next? Like, if you're just thinking or like, kind of locked in your thoughts. I don't want, like, music distracting.

[G]

Me. I think podcasts really messed it up for me still, like, I just literally can't decide whether or not to listen to a podcast or music, and so I just kind of don't do it sometimes at.

[C]

All. Yeah, I mean, it's nice. You could probably bang a couple pods out in a week with your drive, you.

[G]

Know? Oh, yeah, exactly. But instead, honestly, in the mornings, this is the mornings I just don't listen to music or podcasts. It's.

[B]

Weird. The only time I would raw dog is like, when I was doing construction. And if the day really kicked my.

[A]

Ass.

[B]

Yeah. I was just like, I can't even turn the radio on. You could drive home in.

[C]

Silence. I think it's starting to.

[G]

Rain. Yeah, we got some dark clouds coming.

[E]

In. I guess.

[C]

That'S. I think that's the sign. Dude, this is a great podcast. First ever outdoor podcast and we got rained on, so I think we did it. Drift cars went by at the Drift.

[G]

Mansion. That was.

[C]

Sick. We got a 14 hour drive home. This is an awesome.

[G]

Time. Lamborghini giveaway still live. Go check out the website. If you haven't grab something. $5 you spend gets you one entry. Subscribe if you haven't, comment. We'll catch you guys next.

[C]

Week.

[G]

Peace.