Kens Vaping Again, Security Camera Scare, & Wildfire In Evans Town!

Summary

Life Wide Open Podcast – Episode Summary

Podcast: Life Wide Open with CboysTV
Episode: Ken’s Vaping Again, Security Camera Scare, & Wildfire In Evans Town!
Date: July 21, 2026
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Siege

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode blends CboysTV’s everyday chaos with personal updates and wild stories. The conversation swings from their new mini Highlander cows and farm life drama, to Ken's vaping relapse, intense local wildfire stories, Evan’s Caribbean roots, a near-disastrous shop incident caught on security camera, and even musings on rural politics. Laughter, candid confessions, and group dynamic banter dominate the episode.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Ken’s On-Off Vaping Saga (00:52, 26:02)

• Ken admits to falling “off the wagon” with vaping, most recently after a Vegas trip and with Greg’s influence.
  • Quote: “I fell off the wagon.” – Ken (00:54, 26:05)
• CJ and Siege tease Ken about setting a bad example for the group and the cows.
• Conversation turns humorous about vape vs. air pollution during the wildfires.
  • “Just one bad example for drywall, Ken. He really is a bad dad.” – Ben (26:35)

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2. New Mini Highlander Cows – Farm Life Escalates (01:45, 02:48, ongoing until ~11:10)

• CJ and Ryan describe how they acquired two rare mini Highlander cows, flown in from Seattle as a surprise wedding gift.
  • “Pulled a little prank on the boys... gifted them to CJ. His soon-to-be wife was dropping hints on Instagram.” – Siege (03:09)
• Highlander cow rarity, lineage, and cost: One cow could run up to $25,000 (09:44).
• Everyone’s “first-time parent” anxiety:
  • “Feels like we’re all first-time parents together.” – CJ (04:48)
  • Each group member has a different “parenting style” for the cows.
• Cow care is high-maintenance—bottle feeding twice daily, upcoming decisions on dehorning and castration.
  • “They have to be bottle fed right now. Twice a day.” – CJ (07:32)
  • “The reality is they’re pretty high-maintenance.” – CJ (07:26)
  • Discussion about whether to keep the cows’ balls for breeding or neuter for temperament.
    • “You want to get rid of those soon.” – Ben quoting a vet (15:15)

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3. Wildfires and Air Quality Scare (17:06, 17:22, 23:31)

• Fires near Ely, Minnesota, and in Ontario caused hazardous air, with some areas off the chart: “at my house it’s 1134” (Ryan, 17:28).
  • “If you’re exposed to that for 24 hours, it’s like you’ve smoked 44 cigarettes.” – Siege (23:54)
• They discuss wildfire causes, forestry management controversy, and Ken’s brother’s logging/arborist insight.
• Anecdotes about the dangerous air: red eyes, plans to evacuate temporarily.

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4. Security Cam Scare – Shop Mishap (01:10, 38:14)

• Gavin Elan’s near-miss accident in the shop is caught on security cameras.
  • “Of all the crazy stuff we do that involves risk, that was, like, the most dangerous thing. That was the dumbest at the same time.” – Ryan (38:32)
• Group reflects on the risks of their stunts.
• Lucky near-miss for everyone, especially with so many people in the shop that day.

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5. Rural Politics – Mini Cow for Mayor? (44:18, 44:57)

• The town of Cormorant is holding a new mayor election.
• The group jokes about nominating their mini Highlander cow Bobby Jr. to run for mayor, following the town’s tradition of electing a dog.
  • “I need a mini Highland cow in there.” – Ben (44:54)
• Playful brainstorming for campaign slogans: “Politics with Balls.”

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6. Evan’s Caribbean Heritage (58:20 onward)

• Evan shares about his Trinidadian/Caribbean background, family history, and experiences.
  • “People do ask what I am. Why are you so dark? Why is your hair so curly? Are you Italian? Are you like Mexican?... No, I’m half Black.” – Evan (01:01:00)
• Tells how his mom and her siblings moved to Canada for school after his grandparents died.
• Caribbean cooking traditions—curry goat, cow tongue, steel drum music, rum stories.
  • “They love rum. They love the puncheon rum. It's like 101 proof.” – Evan (01:00:30)
• Group vows to visit Trinidad for future content.

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7. Random Tangents & Memorable Moments

Farm Animal Expansion

• Talks of adding chickens, pigs, or more cows, weighing utility vs. cuteness.

Car & Lowrider Updates (53:31, 54:44)

• Evan gets a new lowrider. The group discusses hydraulics, technical issues, and enthusiastic fan messages from international audiences.

Wild Shop Ideas (41:19, 42:36)

• Ben proposes building a catapult or trebuchet.
• The group watches viral videos (e.g., woman slingshotting a watermelon into her face, world-record pumpkin chunking).

Customer Service Rant (80:29)

• Siege recounts an unexpectedly pleasant phone call with Amazon’s customer service, praising their US-based staff.

Ken’s Social Media Habits (74:39)

• Ken reveals he doesn't use TikTok or Instagram much and prefers reading and booking flights.
  • “I’m looking at a million different things.” – Ken (75:16)

Nursing Home Bar Law (71:45)

• Minnesota now allows bars in nursing homes; group jokes about wild bingo and tours with young students bringing Farmville to seniors.

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Notable Quotes

• “Feels like we’re all first-time parents together.” – CJ (04:48)
• “I fell off the wagon.” – Ken (00:54, 26:05)
• “Some people have been doing a great job. Some people have been spending a lot of time taking care of them.” – Ben (05:57)
• “Of all the crazy stuff we do... that was, like, the most dangerous.” – Ryan, on the security cam scare (38:32)
• “If you’re exposed to that for 24 hours, it’s like you’ve smoked 44 cigarettes.” – Siege (24:01)
• “People do ask what I am. Why are you so dark?... No, I’m half black.” – Evan (01:01:00)
• “We gotta go to the island and meet your family.” – Ben (59:19)
• “I need a mini Highland cow in there [as mayor].” – Ben (44:54)
• “Politics with balls.” – Siege (45:45)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------|----------------| | Ken’s Vaping Confession | 00:52, 26:02 | | Mini Highlander Cow Story | 01:45–11:10 | | Cows: Cost, Care, Controversy | 09:09, 13:47 | | Wildfire Discussion | 17:06–24:09 | | Air Quality = Cigarettes Analogy | 23:54–24:13 | | Cow for Mayor/Jokes on Rural Politics | 44:18–46:50 | | Security Cam/Hazardous Shop Incident | 38:14–41:00 | | Customer Service Rant | 80:29–83:21 | | Evan’s Island/Caribbean Heritage | 58:20–67:11 | | Odd foods (cow tongue, goat, liver) | 66:20–69:43 | | Nursing Home Bar Law/Farmville | 71:45–74:36 |

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Memorable Moments

• Evan’s “coming out party” as half-Trinidadian. (59:45)
• Deliberation on whether to neuter their pet cows for temperament vs. potential “lineage cash-in.”
• Security camera scare and the realization of how dangerous some of their “low-key” antics get.
• Tangents on what happens when people find the local roaming dog ‘Waffles’ and try to “rescue” him (49:07).
• Plans to campaign their mini Highlander cow for town mayor.
• Everyone’s envy over Evan’s new lowrider—and learning about fan expertise in the lowrider world.
• The group fantasizes about Caribbean cookouts, rum, and playing cricket on the beach.
• Siege’s unexpectedly stellar call with Amazon customer service.

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Overall Tone & Style

The tone is friendly, spontaneous, and self-deprecating, with plenty of inside jokes and gentle ribbing. The CboysTV crew is candid about their mishaps, uncertain animal husbandry skills, and rural lifestyle. Even serious topics (wildfires, air quality, heritage) are served with humor and curiosity. The group’s chemistry stands out—listeners get a sense of daily chaos, camaraderie, and a peek behind the viral CboysTV curtain.

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For New Listeners

You’ll enjoy best-friend energy, authentic stories from rural life and YouTube antics, and laugh-out-loud moments, punctuated with wild plans for the farm, introspective talk about heritage, and honest struggles (vaping, social media, customer support). If you’re new, this episode encapsulates the heart of Life Wide Open—telling untold stories and making you feel part of the CboysTV crew.

Transcript

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[CJ]

Ken, how has your vape journey been?

[Ken]

I fell off the wagon.

[Ben]

It was kind of like a coming out party for you there.

[Evan]

Do you have a military?

[Ben]

They just have a bunch of muske

[Evan]

people do ask what I am. Like what are you? Why are you so dark? And I'm like, no, I'm half black.

[CJ]

How about the security cam footage of Gavin Elan?

[Ben]

Dude, he's really lucky.

[CJ]

So lucky.

[Ryan]

All right.

[Ben]

Where's that Micah guy?

[Ken]

Oh, just running a little late.

[Ryan]

He's bringing a cat to the farm. I don't know if that's you.

[Siege]

Oh, no, we are getting that cat.

[CJ]

Dude. The farm is becoming a straight up farm.

[Ryan]

It is.

[Ken]

I am all for that cat. Like it's just going to get rid of the mice. Then maybe we can not have the.

[Ben]

No way that cat is going to get rid of all the mice.

[Ken]

Cat's ferocious.

[Ben]

You didn't do you see it doesn't look that ferocious.

[Ken]

Just a kitten right now.

[CJ]

If they don't get rid of the mice are our new Highlander cows. Will for sure scare them off.

[Ben]

Our new highlander cows.

[CJ]

Oh, it's like the Sounds sorry, but DJs new.

[Ben]

It doesn't feel that way, dude. I spend like an hour and a half a day with these highlander cows. Like whether I'm getting them hay, fresh water, all this. And I have two other guys helping me out.

[CJ]

Well, it's a lot of work. Your highlander cows.

[Ben]

It's a lot of work.

[CJ]

The only guy you should be looking at right now is your business partner.

[Ken]

Yeah, and I was. I was feeding them last night.

[CJ]

What about the other end?

[Ben]

Did Ken gave him some.

[CJ]

What about the Other seven nights.

[Ken]

Well, we weren't here for some of them. And then.

[CJ]

Have you been stepping out or stepping up?

[Ken]

I've been stepping, stepping towards.

[Ben]

He helped me one time. I asked him to move the ring camera, and it was like the biggest thing.

[Siege]

Well, I moved.

[Ken]

It's fine.

[Ben]

It's fine right here. It's just staring at a tree.

[Ken]

I had already moved it and I was like, oh, God, now I got to do it again.

[CJ]

Yeah, go on. Yeah. So we got two mini Highlander cows. If you guys. Actually, they haven't seen the video.

[Ryan]

They have.

[CJ]

It's coming out on Thursday this week. Essentially, me and Ryan went down and we picked up two mini Highlander cows from the airport. They had these things cargoed in, like, in a cargo plane flown in, and we picked them up from the airport, put one of them in the sprinter van, drove four hours. The other one did not want to get out of his kennel. You'll.

[Evan]

You'll.

[CJ]

You'll meet that one. And then, yeah, pulled a little prank on the boys on. On CJ and Ken. But I gifted them to CJ. I'm CJ's best man. And his soon to be wife was posting on Instagram, dropping hints that like, hey, cj, you should buy me this as a wedding gift. The best man had to come through, got a mini Highlander cow, which is super hard to get. They're like.

[Siege]

I didn't realize that.

[CJ]

Yeah, they're super rare.

[Ben]

Like, nice ones. Like what we got.

[CJ]

Yeah, they're super nice. They're super rare. They came from Seattle. Purebred, dude. And they are incredible. And they're about this tall.

[Siege]

Crazy lineage on.

[Ben]

She absolutely loves them, though. I mean, like, every night after work, she's. She's there. She's got, like a chair now that she sits, and she sits there with him.

[Evan]

I saw her driving in the other night, and I was like, what is. Where is she going?

[Ben]

Bobby Jr, he, like, just stands right next to her and will just, like, just stand right next to her the whole time. And drywall. He'll just like, rest his head in her lap. Like, they. They love her. Oh, absolutely love her.

[CJ]

Well, they are. I mean, they love everyone they love. They are very trusting, which, you know, we told them on the way here. We said, hey, Bobby, you're a great little, little cow, but, you know, there's some. There's some bad apples out in the world, you know, you can't be trusting of everyone.

[Ben]

Yeah, no, but I do agree, it feels like everyone has been helping to Some degree. And everyone cares about them. I, I can tell just like even like big ranch, like when I drive in, say in the morning to go like check on him or whatever, he's already out there, like just kind of like looking at them, like making sure they're just making sure they're good. And then like he went and got him a fan and like put it up on the fence and I feel

[CJ]

like we're first time parents all together.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Siege]

Yeah, you're right. Everybody's just really hyper focused on them.

[CJ]

But everyone has like a different parenting style. Like it's, it's actually funny to see and we've never really had to all take care of a living being.

[Siege]

It is a new thing.

[CJ]

I was thinking about that and everyone when I would tell people the idea of like, yeah, we're. I'm surprising the boys, but mostly CJ with these two mini Highlander cows. They're always like, well, what are you guys going to do with them? And I'm like, well, after the surprise, we're going to just bring them to the farm, build them a barn and take care of them and let them live their lives. And they'll just be characters in the videos moving forward of just like we'll go and they'll be, go and say hi. Yeah, they're like, how are you going to like take care of them? I'm like, valid question. I'm like, valid. Is that, is it that, is it that crazy to believe that we can take care of two cows? But everyone that I told seemed to have zero faith in us. But I think we've been doing a great job so far. We're about a week in the happiest. They're happy, like I said, healthy.

[Ben]

Some of us have been doing a great job. Some of us have been spending a lot of time taking care of them.

[CJ]

Others have been moving.

[Ben]

Some people will go and pet, pet them when they walk by. But dude, I haven't even been able to go to the gym yet this week. Not once because I don't have time,

[CJ]

but because you got a chew.

[Evan]

Dad, I know cowboys don't go to the gym.

[Ben]

Really tough. Yeah, I know. I just gotta work on the land, throw hay bales.

[Ryan]

That's all you gotta do.

[Siege]

CJ's out there in the morning throwing hay bells.

[Ben]

When I was carrying buckets of water last night, I was like, well, I guess this is a workout. I was doing like laps, filling up their little pool and. But yeah, they are great. I do love them.

[Siege]

Siege. Who have you Felt that hasn't stepped up in this, this cow endeavor. You mentioned twice, some people have been taking care.

[Ben]

I don't know, I just haven't seen. I just, you know, the people that have really been doing a good job is Kieran and Damien. I would say I'm next in line as like obviously spending a lot of time taking care of them. Otherwise I don't know if anyone else is really like. You did set up the fence though. Ryan, on that first day, set up

[Siege]

the fan, spent eight hours shopping for, for them, drove 45 minutes to the vet to pick up their stuff.

[Evan]

Ryan has been going hard, dude.

[CJ]

The uncle that gets no credit.

[Siege]

I'm the guy. Like, I would have been the most adamant on we should not get these cows because I didn't want to take care of them. I was worried about the living creature factor of this.

[Ben]

So too, it's stress. It's stressful dud. I just want to make sure they're comfortable and happy.

[CJ]

The reality of it is, is that they're pretty high maintenance right now. Yeah, no, they have to be bottle fed right now.

[Siege]

Twice a day.

[CJ]

Twice a day. And then that's for the next like month and a half. And then once they're three, four, four months old, then they're just like kind of chilling.

[Siege]

Yeah, once a day or.

[CJ]

Yeah, they just check their water. They'll eat hay and, and kind of be more normal cows. Lot, lot less maintenance.

[Siege]

Yeah, but they're cute little now.

[CJ]

But Bobby, you have been asking for these.

[Ben]

I don't know if I ever asked.

[CJ]

How many times did he say? I said somebody should give us Highland cows.

[Ben]

I want them, but I don't. It's like a dog. Like I want a dog. But also.

[CJ]

Are you backing out on it now?

[Ben]

No, I'm not though. That's the thing is like, I wouldn't take it back now.

[Siege]

I wouldn't give them back, but man.

[Ken]

So you're saying I should cancel the chickens? That you've also been talking about what we should get.

[Ben]

See, chickens may provide a little bit more. More use, but also, Bobby, I feel like they're a little bit less work maybe. I don't know. But I wouldn't take them back for anything. And at this point, if we're gonna have, you know, people in place to like take care of them, let's just say a farmhand, you might as well have more animals, you know, like, because two little highlander cows is like pretty light work for a full time job.

[CJ]

What kind of animals are we thinking Here.

[Ben]

Then I think you'd have to do chickens. Like, they're useful, you know, like, you get fresh eggs. Why do you think I started with bees? Low maintenance.

[CJ]

You went from low maintenance to extreme. Arguably highest.

[Ben]

Like the cheapest, cheapest low maintenance to the most expensive, high maintenance. How expensive do one of these cattle cost? Explain.

[CJ]

So, like I said, like, these mini Highland cows are, like, super sought after. And they're damn near made in a lab of, like, making these Highland cows from a normal Highlander cow into a mini Highlander cow. What it is, I don't know all the genetics of it and how all the breeding goes and the IVF and etc. But these mini Highlander cows, they're rare because of just what they are. And they are so expensive.

[Siege]

I was disgustingly pretty surprised when Taylor told us. I was like, geez.

[CJ]

So one of these Highlander cows cost, I believe, like $25,000 a piece. That's not what we paid. We got a smoking deal for two of them. And that was. That was part of the reason why I wouldn't have done it at 25. I love you, Siege. But not. Not 50 grand worth. Yeah, it's insane.

[Ben]

So pretty cool, though.

[CJ]

It's pretty cool that they're like, that. They're bougie little bastards, but.

[Siege]

And they have a crazy lineage.

[CJ]

Their.

[Siege]

Their dad is like a ten million dollar bowl or something like that. Someone was saying, like, super, super sought after.

[CJ]

So, you know, like, all the pictures of, like, Highland cows that Ben has

[Siege]

hung up around his house.

[CJ]

I do. I have two of them in my house. I wonder if that's their grandpa.

[Siege]

That'd be sick.

[CJ]

It'd be so sick. But the legendary Ben, big Highlander cows that are, like, super photographed and, like, hanging up in houses. That's their grandpa, I think, or great grandpa, but like, the lineage of it.

[Siege]

And then also their brother and sisters, or brothers are Jake Paul's cows.

[CJ]

Yep. They're relatives.

[Ben]

No, I. I really do love them, though. I just want to make sure we get, like, a proper setup for them. Like a good barn and like, you know, proper fence. Give them. Give them a lot of room to run and do their thing once they kind of grow up and are out of this infant stage.

[CJ]

But they get to, like, 30 to 36 inches tall, and they obviously get super hairy, super fluffy, and then they grow their horns. So they were asking us, like, do you want us to burn the horns off so they can't grow the horns? And I was like, no. I feel like you have to have the horns. Like, that's. That's the look. So the hair goes over the eyes. They can't barely see. And then they got the massive horns, but they're minis, so they're like this tall. But they'll grow outward.

[Siege]

Get wide.

[CJ]

They'll get wide, but they don't really grow. So they're kind of the Evan. Evan builds. And then they'll have the horns. Sorry, Ev, how do you feel about this? At. You haven't said a single word. I'll. I'll pod.

[Ben]

Ev's been. Ev. Ev's. Honestly, I take back what I said. Everyone's been helping. Ev's been there with me. Helping.

[Ryan]

Well, I assumed you weren't talking about me. I thought it was just Ken.

[Ben]

Yeah, I was like, there's no way

[Ryan]

he's talking about me right now.

[Ben]

But, yeah, it's been. It's been pretty crazy.

[CJ]

Spany, did you go out to get milk?

[Evan]

No, I didn't get. I didn't try to milk them.

[Ryan]

There's only one other.

[Siege]

That's actually funny. So. So many people. And every time we tell someone about how we have the cows, everyone wants to come and see them. And Scott from Red river was there with his wife. He's getting dropped off because he'd take one of our cars, and his kids are in the back seat, and they go, they have cows. Let's go see the cows. Like, they're all excited. And one of the little one goes, can I milk it? And I go, no, it's a boy cow. And they go, why can't I milk the boy cow? And both me and his mom looked at each other, went, how do we explain this one? It was like a classic little kid thing. Why can't you milk a male cow? But spending. What can I guess?

[Evan]

I. I haven't tried. Not gonna try either.

[Ben]

So yesterday we were. We had to give them their shots. And it was tough as hell trying to find a vet around here to, like, kind of help us out. But I got one on the phone. Ryan went and picked up the vaccines. I was hoping they'd come out. It sounded like they were going to come out and do it themselves. There's like, oh, no, you just come pick them up. So Ryan went. Got him. I had my cousin come autumn who grew up on a farm, because, like, I was like, I don't know how to give a vaccine to a cow. We have three of them for each of them. So, like, me and Evan were, like, holding it, and they didn't really like the vaccines. But what she started telling us was like, well, you. What are you gonna do about the balls? Like, you're gonna have to get rid of the balls. We're like, what? Like, no, we're not getting rid of their balls. Like, that's just. Why would we do that? That's crazy. And then Big Ranch is like, if you don't get rid of the balls, they're gonna turn mean when they get older.

[Ryan]

I mean, he said aggressive, not necessarily mean.

[Ben]

I just. I'm just torn up. Like, I don't really want to get rid of their balls. I just feel like that's just too far.

[CJ]

Taking their man, like, what, do you

[Ben]

love these guys or not? You know, like, we already gave him a vaccine. Well, I was on the fence about that.

[CJ]

Yeah, they did ask.

[Ryan]

They.

[CJ]

They asked me that before. They were like, do you want us to burn the horns and do you want to cut the balls? And I was like, I'm gonna let their dad make that decision.

[Ben]

Thank you. I appreciate it.

[CJ]

Yep.

[Ben]

So, yeah, it's pretty torn up about

[Evan]

it keeping the balls, though, huh?

[Ben]

I don't know. I mean, it's. Yeah, I don't know.

[Ken]

I mean, what to do if we don't. Like, we can sell the sperm, then.

[Ben]

It's always about money with you, Ken. You don't care about their balls.

[Ken]

If we keep it, though, then we can sell the sperm and then we can make more little mini highlands.

[Evan]

How are you gonna get sperm, Ken?

[Ben]

They did mention that us breeding Highland mini Highland cows sounds like a ton of work.

[CJ]

Oh, my gosh.

[Siege]

Of course. Ken is pro balls.

[Ben]

That's true. Their dad, or one at least, Drywall's dad. Yeah, he's all about the balls now.

[CJ]

That's lineage right there. Yeah.

[Siege]

That's the one thing that one vet was all pissed off about to me.

[CJ]

That they still had the balls.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Really?

[Siege]

So the balls. I was like, I don't know. Isn't that a personal parent decision?

[Ken]

I mean, when is the right time to cut them? Because, like, with dogs, you want to wait like a year.

[Siege]

Well, you don't want too long, otherwise you're going to end up being a full grown human, man. And then you got to get your freaking skin snip. Like a couple.

[Ryan]

A couple months.

[Ben]

She said we had, like a month, man.

[CJ]

It's like every. Every other vet you ask though has, like, a different opinion on these things. And, like, it seems like you don't really know much about them, being that they're like these rare little animals.

[Ben]

Yeah, I haven't gotten one straight answer. It's like, no, no, you can't feed them.

[CJ]

Hey.

[Ben]

And then it's like, yeah, so then give them a little bit of hay. I'm like, well, so which one?

[Siege]

Stepping out. I'm. I'm uncle now. I'll come in and play with them.

[CJ]

Become the cute little yeah too Ryan, you know, I'm the funko. Show up, give a little head scratch, maybe a little belly rub, and then I'm out. Uncles shouldn't be there making decisions like, do they get to keep their balls or not? You know, that's for their dad.

[Ben]

Yeah, I don't know. Comment down below. Do you think we gotta keep their nuts or, or, I mean, I don't know. It's like the professionals are like, you want to get rid of those soon?

[CJ]

I'm not too worried about Bobby, but drywall is a little, little feisty. And once he gets some horns bigger,

[Siege]

we have to put up a cinder block wall to keep them in, dude.

[CJ]

Yeah, so once he gets horns, then he's going to be, you know, who knows what he's going to be doing.

[Ken]

I was trying to bottle feed him last night. I was bottle feeding Drywall and then Bobby's over here trying to like steal the bottle out of his mouth.

[Ben]

If you have one bottle, it's is tough. They get jealous. Same with food. You'll give them two things of the same food and then if one of them is this, they're just, they just want to go to that one. I'm like, bro, you got the same thing right here.

[CJ]

They do say that they're like goats in the aspect that you need two. So when I was like looking into it, they're like, well, I'm glad there's two. We don't want to sell you one. We have to sell you two. The breeders request was to sell two to make sure that they're not alone. Little companion.

[Ben]

The boys, they are buddies. Always peeing on each other. Pooping on each other.

[CJ]

Yeah, they're just brothers.

[Siege]

Seeds. Were you worried about them being outside with the air quality this week?

[Ben]

It's just been, it's been kind of stressful. Like I'm thinking about them all the time. Like, I'm just like, ah. Like, okay, let's go change the water out. I hope they're not too hot. Like, let's get one of those little pools in there. Do they have enough shade?

[CJ]

Well, it's good. I mean, before you have a child, hopefully this can work. Some of the Some of the kinks out.

[Siege]

But with the, with, with the smoke. Have you guys seen that? The big fires. I'll come up kind of by you Ev.

[Ryan]

I gotta look at this right here. They say that the air quality chart 301 to 500 is hazardous. And right now at my house it's 1134.

[Siege]

Holy. So it's double what is considered hazardous.

[Ben]

You probably want to get home asap, huh?

[CJ]

How smoky is it? Like how far can you see?

[Ryan]

Ah, it's hard cuz I'm just seeing like Snapchats. But I mean it's like the equivalent of driving in a dense fog. Like Nikki's sending me snaps and it's like you can see the taillights of the vehicles like a little way.

[CJ]

So where are these fires?

[Ken]

So there, there's some fires that are by Ely, Minnesota and then there's also fires in western Ontario. Then they're just kind of all combining together.

[Ben]

What's up with all these? There's always a fire in Canada, but

[Ryan]

having one drier than right now and Ely's normal boundary waters in Ely. I mean it, it just.

[Ben]

What happens is.

[Evan]

I heard it.

[Ben]

Somebody who ignites it on accident.

[CJ]

I heard it's lightning.

[Siege]

Lightning, yeah.

[Ben]

Right.

[CJ]

Which makes no sense. Cuz if it's lightning out, isn't it raining?

[Siege]

I have always wondered about that.

[Ryan]

If.

[Siege]

If it's like a lightning strike on the back end of the storm or if it just gets ripping because it's so dry.

[CJ]

Which is crazy cuz it's been raining nonstop here. How is it dry?

[Ryan]

I.

[Siege]

It's not very dry down here, but up there it must be. But it's interesting because everyone always has an opinion on these fires. I feel like whether it be bad forestry management, whether it be, you know, all these different things, not logging it and whatever, but Ken's brother is a logger and literally went to school for arborism. Arborist. He's an arborist.

[Ken]

Something around those lines, something with arbor

[Siege]

in front of it. And anyway he has like talked about what they do. Like Canada like sprays the forest with glass fate, which is like a chemical to get them to forest to grow cleaner so they can go in and then log them easier. And then in Minnesota since it's like protected area, they won't let them log it. So the forest overgrow and the nature's way of clearing them out is a fire. So it's just kind of like a. It's. It's a bit of a double edged sword. Every time I hear about this there's like two sides arguing with each other about why the fires exist.

[Ben]

Dude, it's so hard to put a freaking fire out too. Ben and I know.

[Siege]

Yeah, exactly.

[CJ]

Dude, we need to. We need to donate some shirts to that area so everyone.

[Ben]

Oh yeah, everyone starts wapping it with their shirt.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I posted that video on Instagram and it got 4.6 million views. 3.6 of them are calling you and I idiots.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

The other million. The other million are like, yo, that was mad impressive. Like, I can't believe they got that out.

[CJ]

What were we supposed to do?

[Ben]

Exactly. That's my. Yeah.

[Siege]

Fired up that you just didn't call the fire department, which you did. So that's the thing. They were mad about something you did.

[Evan]

Did.

[Ken]

I saw there was a. A video with one of the Minneapolis news stations they went up to and they interviewed like the forest management guy up in Ely and he said that fire might burn until it snows.

[Siege]

Yeah, I did see that.

[CJ]

I don't know.

[Siege]

You think he was being a little dramatic? Seems like he's being a little dramatic.

[Ken]

It is pretty remote there and a lot of that stuff is hard to access, so I kind of understand it, but.

[CJ]

Oh, I'm sure. Up in the Boundary Waters. Is it in the Boundary Waters?

[Siege]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yes. Yeah.

[CJ]

What are they doing about that? Only by plane, right?

[Siege]

Yeah, Plane, helicopter. Looks crazy.

[Evan]

Dude.

[Siege]

Crazy. Videos.

[CJ]

Pop up some pics of that.

[Ryan]

Have you guys seen the video of the train?

[Siege]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Oh, I saw that.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

That was crazy.

[Ben]

They were so calm because they were. It seemed like they were waiting for the other train to pass. So that way the tracks would turn and then they could get moving again. Is that.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. I don't know. 100 context. I just saw the clip.

[Ben]

It appeared to be.

[Siege]

Let me pull it up here for you guys.

[Ben]

So they're sitting in this.

[Ryan]

It's like out of a. A movie. Yeah.

[Evan]

I actually didn't really think that that was real. This could potentially over or take us here. This has gotten a little scary.

[Ben]

This video recorded by the crew in

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rural Ontario, Canada, Monday.

[Ben]

So it appears they're stuck waiting for another train to pass. So that way they can get going on the tracks. But there's wildfires all around them.

[Siege]

What?

[Ryan]

You're in a metal box that like doesn't burn, but how long until it gets hot?

[Ben]

You have nowhere to go too. You're stuck.

[CJ]

What about all the hoses that it takes to run the train? All the electrical?

[Evan]

Yeah. They could also have a barrels of oil on the Back. Okay, y' all need to hurry up here. Like, seriously. We're in.

[Siege]

I do love just how chill that guy is, but he's like. He literally says, this might overtake us, and it's just flames.

[Ben]

Flames around. Yeah. They're in the middle of a fire, dude.

[CJ]

I can't believe they would do that. That would even go through that.

[Ben]

I suppose if you're going fast, I don't know. Maybe you don't know it's there, and then you come up on it.

[CJ]

What about, like, your trees that are falling down like crazy?

[Ben]

Dude, I don't know. That's a good point.

[Ken]

I feel like the floor fire could warp the tracks or maybe do something to, like, the ties and.

[Ben]

It's a good point, dude. I don't know.

[CJ]

Yeah, the actual. The actual whales, that's not the easiest.

[Ryan]

I don't know if you guys have burned railroad ties, but they are made to not burn. They can burn well.

[Ken]

They've got so many chemicals in them to make them not burn.

[Ben]

Really? Wow.

[Ken]

Oh, that's just filled with it.

[Ben]

What you didn't see on that was the guy's like, hey, you guys gonna get going? Like, you could tell they were getting nervous. They're like. That was at the part where they finally see the train coming so they can get moving again. But he's, like, kind of swearing at him and stuff.

[CJ]

Let me see some. Some pics of, like, the boundary waters.

[Ken]

I'm trying to find some good ones, but it's all kind of, like, just smoke.

[CJ]

I saw one of, like, a. It must have been a commercial airplane going over what was probably Ontario of the smoke billowing above the clouds. So it had to have been getting into, like, the jet stream. That one.

[Siege]

Yeah. This is so gnarly.

[CJ]

It's just like, two fires. Two massive fires right now. That.

[Siege]

Yeah, this is Thunder Bay.

[CJ]

And it seems like Michigan's getting, like, the brunt end of it. Right.

[Ken]

Wisconsin to New York is kind of just bad.

[Siege]

So I saw a news story about how the air has a certain equivalent to smoking cigarettes.

[Ben]

Right now.

[Siege]

Right now? Yeah. Like, when you're outside, it has the same particles in it. Of PM 2.5.

[Ben]

How many cigs? Like, if you're chilling outside for an hour, you can kind of hear it in my voice, like.

[CJ]

Yeah, I think that was the bender that we were on.

[Siege]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah, we did.

[Evan]

Just.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Siege]

So, Evan, you said yours at 11.

[Ryan]

11:45, I believe it was.

[Siege]

If you're exposed to that for 24 hours, it's like, you've smoked 44 cigarettes.

[CJ]

Holy.

[Siege]

44 cigarettes.

[Ryan]

That's a Saturday night in the garage.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Siege]

That's so bad. So, I mean, down here was in the like 500s, so we'll say 524 hours exposed. It's like 15 cigarettes.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Nikki sent me a snap this morning, and her eyes are just redder than the shipping containers. Oh. She's like, yeah, we're probably gonna go somewhere this weekend.

[Siege]

I was thinking that when you were like, yeah, I'm gonna go home. I'm like, they should probably come here. It's clearer here.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that was a hard thing. I just haven't been home for a

[Siege]

while, but I know.

[Ryan]

And I'm kind of the guy that's like, little smoke.

[Ben]

Yeah, you are.

[Ryan]

Nothing like, I gotta mow my lawn. Like, I have. I need to do. And then now I'm kind of thinking about it. Yeah. Maybe it's not good.

[Ken]

Like, did you. I know your sister just had a kid. Did they, like, leave the area then, or.

[Ryan]

No, they're. They're holding tight. It's like, stand inside air purifiers. Yeah, but I was thinking that too. I'm like, well, I'll just go home and swing through Walmart and grab an air purifier. Bet there are nothing on.

[Siege]

You better buy one here.

[Ben]

Get one here.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but I don't think we have to go too far. Like, I think even our cabin would, like, be a considerable upgrade still, like, bad.

[Siege]

But you're not downwind from it.

[Ryan]

But I think it would. Yeah. Knock the chart down a few hundred points.

[CJ]

Yeah. So what's going to. Couple cigarettes.

[Siege]

Shave a couple cigarettes off, get you a couple free ones.

[CJ]

You just can't smoke any extra cigarettes this week. Weekend. And then you'll be.

[Ryan]

Are you guys familiar with fight fire with fire?

[CJ]

I mean, they said it's like, covet the people that didn't get coveted or were least affected were the smoking.

[Siege]

Do you think it counts as two cigarettes or do you think there's like an overlap?

[Ryan]

Well, I mean, the cigarettes have a filter, so it's pretty much. Yeah, just eliminating the smoke, I think. Yeah.

[Siege]

There you go.

[Evan]

What's it. What's it level out to smoking a vape?

[Ken]

The vapes don't have a filter in them, though. I don't think the cigarettes do. So you're technically helping.

[CJ]

And Ken, how has your vape journey been?

[Ken]

I fell off the wagon.

[Siege]

You did well in Vegas.

[CJ]

Heavily in Vegas.

[Ben]

I just hit it a couple times.

[Ken]

I bought one.

[CJ]

Wait, did you Buy one or did Greg?

[Ken]

Greg bought one.

[CJ]

Yeah, well, Greg did a lot of that, Ken. Didn't have anything to do with.

[Ryan]

But what's your experience?

[Evan]

Excuse.

[Ryan]

And we were at the cow pasture yesterday.

[Ben]

Oh, you were hitting it yesterday.

[CJ]

Oh, I took Evans in front of Bobby.

[Ben]

Bobby.

[Ryan]

It was just one.

[Ben]

Just one bad example for drywall Ken. He really is a bad dad.

[Ken]

Hey, Ben said I bought these cows for cj, so.

[CJ]

No, I threw you in there too.

[Ken]

No, no, rewind it.

[Ben]

I'll take them.

[Ken]

Rewind it.

[Ben]

Take. I'll take drywall under my wing.

[Ryan]

Ken, I think that we should go in on a couple of hogs.

[Ben]

Yeah, you guys should get Harley. Oh, pigs.

[Ken]

I don't.

[Ryan]

You know, and those, you just feed them slop for a year and then you make some bacon and you wash

[Ben]

your hands, come home from the bar, lay down and start rolling around. End up sleeping in this.

[Ken]

I really don't like pork though. I like. I'd much rather get like a. Just a normal ass, like beef, cow. And then you have a full cow at the end of it.

[Ryan]

I'm down with that too. Get ahead of beef.

[CJ]

Imagine.

[Ryan]

Just as long as there's like an end. End game to it, you know, you just fatten her up, fatten up, you

[Ken]

got a full house good for a year.

[Ryan]

I like cheeseburgers.

[CJ]

That's what Jen, Chef Jen said when we introduced her to Bobby and drywall. She looked at him and like for me and she goes, are we gonna eat them? I said, what the is wrong with you, Jen?

[Ben]

It's not always one of them in front of them.

[CJ]

They were sitting there mooing, looking at us.

[Ken]

I feel like those cows wouldn't be good for meat cuz they're so small.

[Siege]

You wouldn't go be expensive Cheeseburgers by

[Ryan]

the most expensive, high maintenance cows that have the smallest amount of meat. Not a good idea.

[CJ]

It's a bad return on meat.

[Siege]

Vet number one did tell me that he said, you know you're not going to make any money doing this, right? And I said, no, it's for the love of the cow.

[CJ]

Nothing we do makes money. Losing money.

[Ben]

Yes.

[Siege]

Badass.

[Ben]

They're getting in trouble for this. Over in Pensacola Beach, Florida, the Blue Angels were flying over. There's a bunch of people and this guy just went too close. Like, really?

[Evan]

That was gnarly.

[Ken]

He was low.

[Ben]

I mean, I don't really see a problem with it, but like, definitely could have been bad. I mean, if he crashed

[Ryan]

coming out of there, it could have like. All right, Potentially been dangerous.

[Siege]

Listen man, if my hair gets charred off by a bro.

[Ben]

That fighter jet, that is crazy. No one was really freaking out though.

[Ken]

They're also extremely loud.

[Siege]

Yeah, that's got to be like ear piercingly loud. I did see the like the original article was like people enraged by Blue angel flyover, whatever, Something like that. And then it was like the video was that that you just showed CJ and then it was all the people cheering on the beach. And so everyone was like, they don't look too mad to me.

[CJ]

I feel like that's some Florida.

[Ben]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Siege]

That's some America. Benny, what do you think about that? You haven't said a word all day.

[Evan]

Junk out those in Canada.

[Siege]

You don't.

[Ben]

Do you guys have military.

[Evan]

Do you have a military.

[Siege]

Is it just Canadian?

[Ryan]

What do you call Canadian pieces?

[Ben]

They just have a bunch of muskets.

[Evan]

No, they're.

[Ken]

They ride around on horses all day.

[Evan]

Yeah, they ride around horses.

[Siege]

That's actually cool. The Mounties.

[CJ]

Yeah. Ev. Would you ever ride in a fighter jet?

[Ryan]

I mean I'd really prefer not to,

[Ben]

but if you had the opportunity.

[Ken]

Fighter jet or helicopter.

[Ryan]

I'm saying no right now cuz I know where this is going to get me.

[Ben]

Could you imagine.

[CJ]

Well, you know, maybe a once in a lifetime thing.

[Ben]

The footage he's riding in the back or whatever and then it still start going up. He's like. He's.

[Ryan]

Oh God.

[Ben]

He just going up. Bombing. They're doing loops and other things upside down. You see those videos where people pass out?

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[Siege]

I guess. Yeah. I don't know how hard to say.

[Ryan]

I probably. I would definitely try out one of those like the G force simulators or whatever. It spins you around and shit just to see like spin.

[Evan]

You tell you something on the ground

[Ben]

that seems more miserable than riding in the plane.

[Ryan]

I think it would be miserable but in my head less scary.

[Ben]

It but I just. I've never like things that just spin you like when we'd go to the amusement park, I liked roller coasters that went up and down.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Like the teacup.

[Ben]

Yeah. It's kind of like a lame ride. But I just was not a. I did not like getting spun.

[CJ]

Keep this guy like the teacup.

[Ben]

When you see the astronauts, when they put them in that thing, I was like that would be the worst.

[Ryan]

I feel like you're going so fast or however it works. I feel like it probably doesn't even feel like you're spinning. And maybe it does, but I feel like you're just so locked in. I don't know if you have the like dizzy thing.

[CJ]

It might feel so much.

[Ben]

You're, you're spinning so fast that it feels like you're standing still.

[CJ]

How many GS are those fighter pilots pulling?

[Ken]

For sure, over five.

[CJ]

In comparison, a 0 to 60 pull in like the fastest car. What, what GS is that?

[Ken]

It's like, let me, let me do the fighter pilot.

[Siege]

Point two, I think is something like

[Ryan]

what I'm pretty sure the hell camino is like four and a half

[CJ]

frame off the line.

[Ken]

A normal combat is five to seven. Hard defense or offensive maneuvers can be eight to nine. A F16 or F22 can do around nine.

[Ben]

Ryan, your Corvette's got one of those G meters. What do you think's like the most GS you've seen when you are really ripping it?

[Siege]

I seem to remember seeing like 1.2, something like that, which is pretty, pretty impressive.

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[Siege]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Rear wheel drive.

[CJ]

What's like a plaid?

[Ben]

They say when that's acceleration. I'm talking like when you turn. I bet you get more of a G out of it.

[Siege]

They say CA ZR1 can reach 1.75 GS off the line.

[Ken]

Tesla Model Plaid is 1.3. Holy Bugatti. Chiron is 1.1. Top Fuel Dragster can be 5 to 6.

[Siege]

Yeah, they're like they're fighter jets with wheels.

[Evan]

They say when you ride a supercross track you get 5 to 10 GS on like the faces of the jumps. Like when you seat bounce a jump it like G's you out reds and especially like 5 to 10 G's.

[Ben]

Perfect. I'm sure it's like.

[Evan]

Yeah, yeah. It like launches you.

[Siege]

G forces are an interesting thing because like to say the probably the crash that Ben experienced was probably like a 50G crash. Which you know like the hoonicorn one.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Siege]

Something like that.

[Ken]

Or.

[Evan]

Or you 50 GS.

[CJ]

Maybe not out of all the examples we have. I don't know, we gotta bring that up.

[Ben]

When you said the crash, I'm like, which one?

[Siege]

My bad.

[CJ]

No, I'm just messing with you. Classic. It's the second time actually that I've heard that today that you've hit 50

[Ben]

GS on that crash.

[CJ]

No, that crash is brought up. I was at the Boys and Girls club for a meeting and this kid came up to me and he gave me a little unicorn.

[Siege]

Classic.

[CJ]

It was like. It's like the one you crash. Nice to snatch it out of his hand. Thanks, bro.

[Evan]

Put it in your pocket, buddy.

[Ken]

Assuming you're doing about 30 when you crashed into that, it'd be 15 to 30 GS.

[CJ]

You weren't coming to an corrupt stop.

[Ryan]

That's more than I thought it was going to be.

[Siege]

Yeah, but yeah, it's kind of about how long you can sustain G forces before you get knocked out. What's that?

[Ben]

Check this out. So they did a limited edition. They did a limited edition LEGO drop of the Hoonicorn. And I was like, oh frick, I gotta get one of those. And then they were sold out. I went to ebay and paid a little extra. Got it. Yeah, they sold out instantly. But I got two of them. So I was thinking, slide your buddy,

[Evan]

maybe you have a little.

[Ben]

Aiden, have him build it.

[CJ]

Yep.

[Ben]

And then we'll put it up on the shelf.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Inside this weekend. And then I don't know, he'll have fun out hopefully. And then we'll throw it up on the shelf. Yeah, that's cool. Dude, that is corn replica Lego.

[Ryan]

Want to look closer? Look Ben.

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah, dude, Aiden will have that. Aiden, have that done. By the time you get all the groceries in.

[Ben]

We could ship the other one to Gavin and then Kevin's had a hard enough week. Yeah, we don't. He doesn't need.

[CJ]

That would be the straw that would break his back.

[Ryan]

Kent, hit a quick Google search. If they make a Lego three wheeler

[Ben]

set, you might be interested in doing that one.

[Ryan]

That would be pretty epic.

[Evan]

I'll build it if I have to.

[CJ]

Well Gav, you have to.

[Ryan]

We have to buy them another three wheeler and say the only way you get this is if you build this LEGO three wheeler.

[Ben]

But seriously, have to.

[Ryan]

I will if I have to.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Stay here all night.

[Ken]

They make like a Batman three wheel thing. But that's just a Can Am spider. Effectively.

[Ben]

If it's got three wheels, he's in.

[CJ]

How about the security cam footage? Of Gavin Elin revving up the motor on the little contraption. Gosh, dude, he is really lucky. So lucky.

[Ben]

He is. We are.

[CJ]

We're lucky. Everyone's lucky. That was crazy.

[Ryan]

The way I've been describing it is, of all the crazy stuff we do that involves risk, that was, like, the most dangerous thing. That was the dumbest. At the same time.

[Siege]

The dumbest things always are the most dangerous, too.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Siege]

Like, so, so often there is an overlap between those two words.

[Ben]

Dude. That's what I was thinking, too, is, like, it's just so easily something can go wrong, even if it was working for three hours prior.

[Evan]

I mean, dude, it's gnarly, but. And I showed my dad, and he was like. Like, he's like, honestly, I'm not surprised. He's like, you guys aren't baking cookies. Like, shit's gonna happen.

[Ben]

Yeah, 100.

[Siege]

You know, guys aren't baking cookies.

[Ben]

Happens even when you're baking cookies, bro. Is there, like, dents in the.

[Ken]

Surprisingly, no.

[Ben]

Not the floor cleaner.

[Siege]

I'm actually. I'm surprised they didn't carry as much velocity.

[Evan]

Yeah, but they sharp. Yeah.

[Ben]

They got you in the neck, dude.

[Evan]

The freaking. There's a chunk out of the concrete.

[Ken]

There was one that ended up by the fridge, too.

[Siege]

There's so many people in the shop that day, too, you know, like, someone could have been walking in the door at that time, or somebody could have been upstairs, like.

[CJ]

Or.

[Siege]

Yeah, the whole thing was frustrating.

[Ryan]

There were more people, like, watching, like, most things. We probably would have been standing around it.

[Siege]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like. Yeah, most likely. Like, it seemed pretty chill.

[Ben]

Austin cruiser's wife was standing off to the side because otherwise she would have been direct.

[Ryan]

Did you hear the last thing she said before we fired it up?

[Ben]

Is it gonna break?

[Ryan]

I should take my phone out and film this. Nah, just kidding,

[CJ]

dude.

[Ryan]

She was something like that.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Siege]

Yeah, she was.

[Ben]

Well, you gotta be because. Because you didn't get hit. Like, we can all laugh about it and be somewhat happy about it because we got lucky.

[Ryan]

I'm just laughing because it was so gnarly. Like, it's just like, what else do you do? Just like, what the heck? Everyone's good.

[Ben]

So what do we say? We just scrapping that whole idea?

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

That might be a sign.

[CJ]

They go. They go. Well, you want us to figure out an alternative? I said, let's put a little time in between now and then, Let the dust settle out.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

And then we can make a decision.

[Ken]

I feel like if we're gonna do that, we have to buy like just a drum, metal, solid wheel. You should build stuff onto it.

[Ben]

No, Yeah, I didn't.

[Siege]

I don't like being in the suggestion department in the builds area because I'm an idiot. But I mean, they make flat belt wheel. Like that's, that's what the Indians use. It's just, it's just a belt drive for like a sawmill and like that. And they just make wheels. They're just a flat belt wheel.

[Ben]

Why don't we just build a catapult?

[Ryan]

I think the problem.

[Ben]

Old fashioned catapult.

[CJ]

Cj, after what we just talked about, you think we should recommend building a catapult?

[Ben]

I think a catapult would actually be safer than that.

[Ken]

What, what's the other word?

[Siege]

Trebuchet.

[Ken]

Trebuchet, bro.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Maybe we've already talked about this on here, but that woman with the slingshot that takes the watermelon.

[Siege]

Yes.

[Ben]

No, I haven't seen it.

[Siege]

Oh my God.

[CJ]

Slingshots it out and it comes back at her.

[Ryan]

It's from like a reality.

[Siege]

Yeah, it's a reality.

[Ben]

Yeah, I've seen that. Where like you got the guy holding it, they sling it, it turns around, hits you in the nuts.

[CJ]

I mean. No, no, just look, you already know what's about to happen.

[Siege]

Something about all of these watermelons lined up.

[Ben]

What is this place definitely in England?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Oh, of course. There's a night there. Oh my gosh.

[Ben]

Was she knocked out?

[Siege]

Oh, it's just the most.

[Evan]

Right into the face.

[Siege]

She ate that watermelon, bro.

[Ryan]

I wonder if.

[CJ]

Because it was so hard.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, that was real.

[Evan]

That was on tv.

[Ryan]

But you know what I mean, like everything. If it didn't break, it might have been more. You know what I mean? Since it exploded so good. It might have.

[Siege]

That's a good point.

[Ben]

I'm talking. So that's the slingshot. That's a very good possibility with a slingshot. I'm talking catapult where it like. And then it throws. And we could throw it at the limo and see, we can.

[CJ]

Can we build a catapult that could launch like a washing machine?

[Ben]

Definitely.

[CJ]

Obviously a big wrench. I'll say.

[Ben]

Anything's possible.

[Siege]

Instead of building one, I just want to go out to this guy about 605 in the afternoon.

[CJ]

Yeah, I think we've shown this guy before.

[Ben]

Yeah. Never seen.

[CJ]

Yes. So we just need to have something that's a bunch of weight. Like we just put like a motor on one side. Right.

[Ben]

So when the arm comes up, good old fashioned catapult indestructible backspin. Plenty of space. Not standing right next to it.

[Siege]

Break the pieces, please. You son of a.

[Ben]

That was cool, but also very pretty, right? Yeah.

[Siege]

A trebuchet. It has something to do with the way that things go. Like, it's not in a c. In a straight line. I don't know. World record pumpkin chunking.

[Ryan]

3,000. Oh.

[Siege]

How many feet are in a line?

[Ben]

Got whipped.

[Ryan]

Is it 5054. 5254.

[Siege]

Holy.

[Ben]

Through it. Half a mile that would go. That would go into the town over.

[Ryan]

Ken. Feet in a mile.

[CJ]

Can you imagine? We start launching pumpkins at Jake Sherbrooke's cross town. Now, that would be a good prank. He starts getting hit with pumpkins from

[Ben]

so half a mile away that whatever we throw will land in his yard.

[CJ]

He's just getting pelted.

[Ben]

You guys see they have a new mayor race in Cormorant.

[CJ]

No.

[Siege]

Really?

[Ben]

Just had it sent to me last night.

[CJ]

And who's on the ballot?

[Ben]

Well, I didn't see who's on the ballot, but there's a new one coming up, and I think maybe Junior.

[Siege]

Bobby Junior said gonna say, do they allow cows?

[Ben]

They don't like people. They're discriminatory towards people here in Cormorant. So I think, how about a mini Highland cow instead of a dog? We've had dogs.

[CJ]

Yeah. And nothing in policy. Nothing changed.

[Ben]

Nothing's changed.

[CJ]

No.

[Ben]

You know, rest in peace, Duke. He's the first dog to actually make a difference. But since then, the others have just been laying around.

[Ken]

Khaleesi's been nowhere to be seen.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

In town at all.

[Ben]

So I need a mini Highland cow in there.

[CJ]

I like that. I like that a lot, actually. And then I don't want to say it.

[Ben]

Saturday, August 15th.

[Siege]

Ken will start being like, oh, my son. My son.

[Ben]

Voting will open August 1st. Candidates nominations will be accepted from July 1st to August 1st. So we have time.

[CJ]

Like any good lobbyist, Ken, Any good shitty stepdad.

[Siege]

You come back once the kid starts being successful.

[CJ]

Yep.

[Ben]

We got to get our Highland cow in there.

[CJ]

I love that. That's a great idea. Cj.

[Ben]

I'm gonna text Justin, see if we can get in this.

[CJ]

What's, like a good slogan that Bobby could run on? Remove the corruption. Oh, it's not bad.

[Ben]

That's not bad. They probably won't like that. They'll probably change the voting again because they're gonna be like, oh, gee, he's talking on us.

[Ken]

Dave's just gonna pay him off again.

[Siege]

And Politics with balls.

[Ryan]

No, this is the cow's slogan, not Ken's.

[Evan]

Yeah, I like that.

[Ben]

Bobby Jr. Is running for mayor.

[Siege]

Dude, mess with Bobby. You get the horns. He doesn't have any yet.

[CJ]

Everyone's like, okay, dude, Bobby's gonna. He would be such a good mayor.

[Siege]

He would.

[CJ]

A mini Highland cow.

[Ben]

Yeah. Everyone else is like, the dog's been done. Mini Highlander cow.

[CJ]

Yeah. I mean, the. The last dog that was elected clearly didn't get anything done. What was it, a two year?

[Ben]

So Bobby's classy. Bobby's classy.

[Ken]

Yeah. They do the mayor every two.

[Siege]

We'll get him a little cowboy hat.

[CJ]

Everyone can get a cowboy hat that votes for him.

[Siege]

Whole town has to wear a cowboy hat.

[CJ]

Holy crap.

[Ben]

People would love it, too. They'd love it. Having them just roaming around, grazing on the grass.

[Siege]

And then CJ could spend every weekend for the next two years taking them out to parade, showing them off, doing all the things you have to do as a man.

[CJ]

Oh, yeah, because Dave Sherbrooke's doing that with his dog, and that's why it's such a flop. Well, Ryan, luckily we have a YouTube channel that we can not have to do the in person thing.

[Siege]

Oh, we're just. We're an Internet politician now.

[CJ]

Like Bobby jr. They go to X.

[Ben]

He stays in town.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Trying to be some celebrity. He's just. He stays in town and gets stuff done. Holds it down. Holds it down.

[CJ]

And he's a local. Yeah, he lives in town, bro.

[Ken]

It's not something.

[Ben]

Dude's lived here, like, half his life already.

[CJ]

Yeah, actually pretty much born and raised with a little asterisk.

[Ben]

But, yeah, I think we got. I already texted Justin.

[CJ]

Yeah, we'll get. We'll get going on it.

[Ryan]

As long as Waffles isn't in the race, Bobby has my vote.

[CJ]

I'll tell you what, Waffles will not be in the race because that dude is going to be wandering off somewhere.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

He's not going to be anywhere. Anywhere close to corn rot. And if he is, he'll be hopping in some random stranger's car and getting a ride three hours away to get a ride back.

[Ben]

And then they're gonna have him on some lost dog form. Dude, I'm on Facebook the other day and in the Cormorant Lake Community Associate, Whatever page I see found this dog on the side of Highway 11. He seems lost and thirsty and very dirty. Does anyone know their owner? And then I comment. I'm like, yeah, you guys picked him up, like, literally Right in his front yard because he just rolled around. I'm like, this is his house right here.

[Ryan]

And then he assumes the worst, knows what he's doing. He's living the best life of a dog.

[Ben]

People are like, commenting, like. Like, wow, that poor dog. Like, I feel bad for him. Where's his owners? I'm like, I was so close to being like, no, he has the literal best life compared to any other dog. He gets to roll around, do what he wants, hunt, see people all day long. If he's thirsty, he goes and drinks out of the lake or a pond or whatever the hell. And obviously he's still getting fed and it goes home things at home. But, like, he's managed to walk around and not get hurt for.

[Ken]

He's almost gotten hurt quite a bit.

[Ben]

Yeah, but he hasn't, knock on wood. And that's a way better life for a dog than just sitting in a kennel all day, in my opinion.

[Siege]

100.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Siege]

GPS dog collar on, like, they know where he is.

[CJ]

You know what's funny is I was on my way here to the pod, and in between the shop and Waffles house, there was a truck pulled over on the side of the road.

[Ben]

Oh, a lost dog.

[CJ]

And I was like, here we go. And I pulled up, and it was this lady that was, like, sitting there. And she got out, and Waffles is sitting there on them on the road. And so I pull up next to her, and she's like, do you know whose dog this is? I was like, yeah, this is Waffles. Go home, Waffles. And he, like, looks up at me, and then he looks up at her, and the door is open to the truck. Because she was like, gonna. And he. I just go, well, if you want, you can just bring him home. His house is right there. And she's like, like, pointing over there. I'm like, just get him close to it and just let him out. And he'll probably not go home. He'll probably just come back this way. But she was like, okay, well, I might need help getting him in in my truck. And I was like, I don't think you will. The door is open, and I just go, hop in. Waffles jumped in, and he's just covered.

[Ben]

Exactly. That's what makes it funny. All these people will come across them, and they're like, oh, my gosh, a lost dog. We need to. Which they're trying to do the right thing, but then they get Waffles dirty ass in this car. He was literally covered in Wet mud. He just came out of the swamp and then they throw him in their car just to find out he was literally in his yard.

[CJ]

Pretty much, yeah. He was just on his way home.

[Ryan]

You never see him happier, though. He'll go for a swim in the pond, just covered in mud and just smiling tongue out. Like, just happier in hell. He loves it.

[CJ]

But Waffles is. Is white. Is white as his table. And I. I don't think we've ever seen him. We don't have anything dirty enough around here, dude. Maybe. Maybe this chair on a good day.

[Ben]

Yeah, dude, Waffles is like kind of a once in a lifetime dog. Like, it reminds me of Earl, the neighbor's dog that married Tina, my family's dog, Tina. This was a long time ago, like 2019.

[CJ]

It's in a YouTube video at the wedding.

[Ben]

But, yeah, we were at the. We made a video, actually got married. But Earl was the same way. He would roll around and he just took care of himself, you know? Like, you didn't really know if he was coming home that night or whatever. Like, he just did what he wanted and lived till he was like frickin 13. But yeah, don't know. Like, those are like, you can't really. It's kind of like Doug, you just either get lucky having that as your dog, or you kind of get a little shit.

[CJ]

Just the ultimate good boy.

[Ben]

Like, a dog like that walks itself probably picks up its own poop. Like, just rare.

[CJ]

So our friend Jake's dad, Dave. Dave Sherbrooke. If you've been watching the channel, you know Dave, he turned 60 this week, and instead of throwing him a birthday party, he wanted to have a wake. As in a funeral. He wanted to have a funeral for himself.

[Evan]

So he could see it.

[CJ]

Yeah, so he could see it and what people would say about funeral. So instead of his birthday party, they all got together together for Dave's wake. And he came in in a casket, dude.

[Ben]

He had little signs out on the road, like, dave's wake. And it had like, the date. So people start texting Jake, like, hey, sorry to hear about your dad. Like, because everyone just assumed he was dead.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

You know, naturally you would. Yeah. But they're just faking their death. I just thought that was funny.

[CJ]

Did anybody hear anything about it? Well, I didn't hear how it went. Besides for the fact that he was hotter than hell coming in in the casket.

[Ben]

Yeah, I'm sure he was. It was out. We. We would have been there, but we were on my bachelor party, which you Guys will hear about next week. But just funny. It was kind of like a roast. From my understanding, Jake gave the eulogy.

[CJ]

And, you know, Dave was sitting there. It was kind of. Yeah, like a roast. Like.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

You know, he was sitting there just dying, laughing. Just sitting there. Yeah.

[Ben]

Pretending like he's dead in his cat.

[CJ]

I'm so glad I'm a part of it.

[Ryan]

How?

[Ben]

Then he'd peek up, thanks for coming. Lay back down.

[Evan]

How long was he in the casket?

[Ben]

Those guys, I heard he got hot and then had to just get out.

[CJ]

Yeah. So they brought him in. In the casket. In on a skid steer, I think. Right. Like on forks in the casket. Because you know how many guys. Well, they've made that joke before he goes, he wants us to be his pallbearers so we can one of his things up for the last time. And that'd be his casket.

[Ben]

When we drop it, we'd end up crashing the casket. Yeah, but you guys would probably crash the casket. That's the funniest line I've ever heard. He's so funny.

[CJ]

Dude, that is funny.

[Ben]

So, Spain, what do you think about your new car?

[Evan]

Oh, dude, I'm loving it. Yeah, dude, you loving it.

[Ben]

Proper rolling around town yesterday when you just rolled by me and you just had your arm kind of hanging out, like, dude, people are legit breaking their necks to turn around and watch you.

[Evan]

That's so cool.

[CJ]

Because it's cool. Well, I think they see you go

[Ben]

by, they're like this, like, literally watch the thing. Like, you'd have thought, like, the coolest Lamborghini you've ever seen drove by, but you better looks than that.

[Evan]

Better.

[CJ]

Yeah. I think most people are. Are thinking, man, this town's sure going.

[Ben]

Keep an eye on him. What is this guy doing? Is he scouting out? He's gonna rob us later tonight.

[CJ]

We said you should go and just cruise Ken's beach back and forth and just be, like, looking in people's garages.

[Ben]

Now what are these guys doing it? That's my friend. Spending just doing laps.

[Evan]

Ken's gotta explain.

[Ben]

Is it going?

[Evan]

No, it's been. It's been epic, man. It's been a good journey. It's a good daily. It's a really good daily, dude.

[Ben]

You know what I thought was kind of funny is so I, like, was reading through the AI will, like, generate, like, spark notes of the comments on the YouTube video. But, like, one of the frequently mentioned things was, like, people are excited about the new low rider and happy for you to join the community. They also state that you shouldn't be using the hydraulics while in gear as it can, you know. But it was just funny. I was like, damn, Even we have a portion of our audience actually is about the lowrider life, which is. I can tell why you would be. It's freaking sick. But, like, they're just like, oh, dude, finally you got a lowrider. Like, so you guys need to, like this, that and the other, like, it's just cool. It's just cool.

[CJ]

So you're not supposed to use it while driving.

[Evan]

That's what I've been hearing.

[Ben]

What I've been hearing after. It makes sense being that we broke.

[CJ]

Yeah, the shit makes a quick lot of sense. I was like, damn, this thing kind of burnt out quick. Which we will get fixed. We will get fixed. It's on the list of things to get fixed.

[Siege]

Pretty low on it, but it's there.

[CJ]

No, we have to, though. It's first priority. Don't worry.

[Ben]

We got to get your hydraulics back.

[CJ]

It's such a waste to have that thing sitting in the parking lot, not bouncing up and down.

[Evan]

Yeah, that thing should be out front of Zorba is just freaking going six feet in there.

[CJ]

And we are getting the. The Helmino fixed right now too. We got that dropped off. It's getting new lifters put in it, so.

[Evan]

Dude, I can't wait to cruise the streets with Ev.

[Ben]

Dude, how you guys.

[CJ]

Awesome lineup.

[Ryan]

I know.

[Evan]

I can't wait to cruise to Zorbas with the freaking. The green bastard and the hell Camino.

[CJ]

Oh, it's gonna be so legendary, dude. Yeah, People are just straight up gonna be keeping their kids inside.

[Evan]

Yeah. They're gonna be locking their door, taking

[Ben]

their keys out of their vehicles.

[Evan]

Yeah. Locking their doors and it.

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah. They are putting locks on their gas

[Evan]

caps, keeping the windows.

[CJ]

Steal their fuel.

[Ryan]

I gotta run that race fuel, baby.

[Ben]

Do you only run something now?

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's why it's so fast.

[Ben]

It's got a hot tune.

[Ryan]

No.

[Ben]

Did it actually have a hot tune?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I didn't know that. So that's why you beat all the other.

[Ryan]

Well, no, I don't know what the actual. I think if there's extra horsepower, but it's like on aviation field, it needs to run 100, but right now it's 50, 51, 10, and 90.

[Evan]

Why?

[Ben]

Why? Why not just run.

[Evan]

How come mine can't?

[Ryan]

Because we had race car.

[Evan]

How come he got that?

[Ben]

Oh, Scott.

[Ken]

Scott told me. Is he running a race field? And I was like, I don't think so. I think it's 91.

[CJ]

That makes a lot more sense. I heard that, too. I was like, no, he's not running race.

[Ben]

Yeah. Why would we do that? That would be, like, just makes it more difficult. Like, why not just be able to fill it up with pump gas and drive it?

[Ryan]

Apparently, the guys that tuned it said this. That this is the way to make it run good and stay cool.

[Ben]

Well, yeah, definitely.

[Ryan]

They run cooler.

[Ben]

Stay cooler. Yeah. You could have done E85 when you.

[Ryan]

Realistically, for the amount of miles you put on it, like, yeah, kind of sort of worth it. It's way better than ethanol, which. Yeah, goes bad. Big pain.

[Ben]

It does go bad, but it is more accessible is the only thing. So if you're frequently driving the car, E85 is the way to go.

[Ken]

But I would say E85 has become rather tough to get, though, because it's like, where is there a gas station around here?

[Ben]

There's like, what about race fuel?

[CJ]

K.E.

[Ryan]

well, I can run a couple reliable aviation fields. You just go to the airport, and it's only. I don't even think it's six bucks a gallon, which isn't that crazy compared.

[Ben]

I mean, it's like four. Yeah. For 91 right now.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Siege]

That's actually not as bad as I thought.

[Ryan]

And, like, if it was 110, you'd be paying 13 or something.

[Siege]

And I think you can. If you put that in a sealed container, it actually stores. Correct.

[Evan]

It's got to be in a metal.

[Siege]

Yeah, like a metal. Like a.

[Evan]

It can't be in a plastic jug.

[Ryan]

And they did say, like, you could run 91 in it. It. It'd be fine. Just like, if you're gonna get. After it get spicy.

[Siege]

Run, run good fuel, which you will be every time.

[CJ]

What if you got one of those little gas tanks for your truck bed?

[Ryan]

I might.

[CJ]

Wheelie could be dual use then. So spending have you been getting. You've been getting some messages, I saw.

[Evan]

Yeah. Dude, people are stoked that to know that I'm, you know, not for a fully white guy.

[Ben]

Oh, I'm sure they're stoked.

[Evan]

Yeah. And honestly, there's a lot of fans from the island where my mom's from, like, dming me, which is like, a Caribbean island.

[Siege]

That's really cool.

[Evan]

It's called. It's called Trinidad and Tobago, so. And, like, dude, I've got people, like, they're commenting this flag. They're dming me the Trinidad flag. Like, that's. People are actually stoked. Trinidadian I am half Trinidadian.

[Ben]

Yeah, you are, Absolutely.

[Evan]

I'm a churniman.

[Siege]

They say a Pretty Big island, one 1.5 million people for sure.

[Ben]

Then across the islands, it is actually amazing. Like, if you look at where people are watching the videos, it actually is

[Ryan]

all over the world.

[Ben]

Obviously they're more concentrated in certain areas, but, like, pretty much every place there's at least one person.

[Evan]

We gotta go to the island.

[CJ]

We have to.

[Evan]

We gotta go to the island and

[Ben]

then meet your family.

[Evan]

Dude.

[CJ]

What?

[Ben]

It's like freaking.

[Evan]

Eat some curry goat.

[Ben]

You've told us about. It sounds actually lit.

[Evan]

Eat some curry duck. Eat some curry goat.

[Ben]

You're saying they drink a lot of rum?

[Evan]

Oh, yeah, they. The punching rum. They love the punching rum. It's like 101 proof.

[Ryan]

How, like, far away is it? Like, how do you get there?

[Siege]

It's right by Venezuela.

[Evan]

It's far. Yeah, it's off the Port of Spain.

[Ken]

Just off of South America.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

It was kind of like a coming out party for you there.

[Evan]

Yeah, dude. It was lit, everyone.

[CJ]

Because people have always asked, what are you?

[Evan]

People do ask what I am. Like, what are you? Why are you so dark? Why is your hair so curly? Are you Italian? Are you like Mexican? Mexican. And I'm like, no, I'm half black. I just really am.

[CJ]

And the only reason Spenny is as white as he is is because of his dad.

[Evan]

My dad, my mom is from a Caribbean island and my dad is the whitest guy ever.

[CJ]

Glenny is.

[Evan]

He is the whitest guy.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Literally borderline albino. And he's got red hair. So, like, my cousins are darker than I am.

[CJ]

And your brother?

[Evan]

My brother's darker than I am too. It is funny.

[CJ]

I'm a hard one to sell.

[Evan]

I'm half. I'm half Caribbean.

[Ben]

Yeah, that's the truth. But I'd love to go and see,

[Evan]

check the island out.

[Ben]

Oh, that was so much fun.

[Evan]

It's crazy there.

[Ben]

I'm sure it is.

[Evan]

It's crazy.

[Ben]

Bikes there and stuff. Obviously.

[Evan]

I think I went when I was like 14, so I didn't ride dirt bikes, but they got like scooters and stuff and they gotta have dirt bikes, so. Yeah, and there's like just. There's like Rasta guys everywhere too, that are just cruising around, which are pretty funny to talk to. So.

[CJ]

Is that by Jamaica?

[Siege]

Venezuela. Venezuela, right off the coast of Venezuela.

[Ken]

Jamaica's further north.

[Ben]

Is it dangerous there at all or.

[Evan]

No, it's pretty. It's a third world country, so, yeah, it's Pretty dangerous.

[Siege]

What's a second world country? I feel like you only really talk

[CJ]

about first world and like Canada probably.

[Evan]

I don't actually know.

[Ben]

Oh, Canada's first.

[Evan]

I don't actually know.

[Ken]

There's like a team countries and there's like the B team countries and then there's the.

[Evan]

The sea team due to island rip would be freaking epic.

[Siege]

I bet you anything like Key west, but way better.

[Ben]

Probably I'll just ride a dirt bike around.

[Evan]

Oh yeah, you can literally just ride on the street.

[CJ]

Like you can be pretty sick.

[Evan]

There's just like fireworks stands everywhere and you can just buy fireworks and just light them off in the day, light them off at night. Like light them off right in the parking lot. Literally. Yeah, literally anywhere in the middle of the street, wherever the hell you want, you can just run. What? You can do pretty much anything you want, I think.

[Ryan]

So how many work thing in North Dakota, bro?

[Ben]

How many?

[Siege]

That sounds fun.

[Ben]

Aunts and uncles do you have there?

[Evan]

So my mom's got 12 brothers and sisters and I think there's four of them in Canada, so the rest is there. So there's like maybe nine.

[Ben]

So how did four of them end up in Canada?

[Evan]

So when my mom was young, both of her parents passed away. They ended up just shipping four or five of the sisters to Canada to go get schooling and get jobs and stuff. And so she was just one of the ones that got chosen by the family to go.

[Ryan]

Wow.

[Evan]

Yeah. And so she went to Canada, like the youngest. I don't think it was youngest, but she went to Canada when she was like 16 or 17 or something with nothing. She had never gone to another country in her life.

[Ben]

All by herself.

[Evan]

All by herself. Just her and her sisters jumped on a plane and freaking went Canada.

[Ben]

Like why'd they choose Canada? Is there like a problem?

[Evan]

It's just easy to migrate into, I think, I think is that's why. But it's just safe and.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Did she speak English?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Your mom's sharp though. Like she. You can just tell when you're talking to her. Like she's. She's sharp, like. Yeah, very smart. So it makes sense that.

[Evan]

But yeah, they came here with like no money and just went to school and freaking just climbed their ways up.

[Ben]

And what do you do when you show up as a 16 year old with no money to a country? I don't know, no guidance, like just

[Evan]

freaking go to school and get a job.

[CJ]

Yeah. So she would have been in what, high school?

[Evan]

Yeah, I think so. High school.

[Ryan]

Wow. This is probably a dumb question, but, like, what's. Is there, like, a native language? Like what?

[Evan]

I think it's Spanish, but I can't remember. But it's also. They speak, like, broken English there. Like, it's hard to understand people sometimes. Like, they're speaking English, but you can't understand them. Yeah, it's. It's.

[Ryan]

It's actually south.

[Evan]

Yeah. It's like yourself.

[Ben]

Yeah. You think you're. Do your, like, uncles or in them watch?

[Evan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ben]

Actually.

[Evan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ben]

Dude, they're probably like.

[Evan]

Dude, they're hyped.

[Ryan]

Oh.

[Evan]

I mean, they've.

[Siege]

They've.

[Evan]

They've kind of like, followed my racing career. And they like dirt bikes and. And they like. Some of them have, like. I think one of my cousins had, like, a scooter and was, like, wheeling it and stuff.

[Ben]

That's cool.

[Evan]

So, like, they like it for sure. And then one of my uncles is a huge fisherman. His name is Uncle. Uncle Sipa. And he, like, is a big fisherman. So he. He's watching for sure. I think he watched the fishing episode and. And he's. He's like into the bikes and stuff. And they're into it for sure.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

We gotta pull up, dude. It'd be so funny.

[CJ]

You gotta have a ton of cousins.

[Evan]

Yeah, I got a lot of cousins.

[Ben]

We'd probably have to bring your mom with.

[Evan]

Oh, dude, my mom would.

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[Evan]

If I was going, she would go 100 because she's always looking through.

[Ben]

Obviously, he's got to come with.

[Evan]

Well, he kind of sticks out. He's too white down there, man.

[Ben]

He's too white to your dad.

[Evan]

No, he is.

[Ryan]

He is.

[Evan]

Dude, he's too white. Last time we were down there.

[Ben]

You can't come here.

[Evan]

He's too white.

[Ben]

So what if he's. What do they do?

[Evan]

Last time we were down there, dude, we were outside this, like, this gas station and there's this, like, Rasta man who had, like, big dreadlocks and, like, you know, pretty Bob Marleyed out. And they, like, see my dad and they, like, got to him and he's like, hey, man, you're a white boy, man. You need to get a little bit of some boy. And they're just, like, ripping on him for being white.

[CJ]

He's like, oh, I burn. Yeah, burn.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's pretty funny, dude. They, like, they love. They're always razzing my. When we went down with my dad, they're razzing them so hard because he is literally the whitest guy everywhere we go. He's the whitest guy we go in the room. Literally.

[Ben]

Go to Canada, anywhere. He'd probably be the whitest. Yeah, but, dude.

[Evan]

Yeah, they love. They love us down there.

[CJ]

Your mom had. You have had. Met your dad and be like, they don't make them like you back home.

[Evan]

Yeah, no, it's funny. But, dude, that's pretty epic. Like, my uncles will, like, they'll, like, climb trees and grab coconuts, and they'll grab a huge machete and they'll hold it in their hand and they'll buck the top off a coconut, and they'd be like, here you go. And you drink it, the coconut. And they'll, you know, playing cricket on the beach. And, like, they love. They drink a lot of rum. They drink a lot.

[Ben]

So what are they pouring it in the coconuts?

[Evan]

I think they're just drinking it right

[CJ]

out of the bottle now.

[Siege]

You kind of got me pretty damn good. Delicious.

[Ben]

You were kind of on a rum, rum, rum kick for a little while. Isn't rum, like, extra sweet, though? Yeah, like, pretty sugary. So it's gonna give you a kind of a worse hangover versus. No, I mean vodka or tequila.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I like spice Drum, but I know there's, like, different kinds of rum. I don't. I don't really know how it works. I don't even know where it comes from. What. What makes rum do you know?

[Evan]

Dude, they eat kind of crazy. I don't know what they. I don't know what makes room. Cow tongue.

[Ben]

And, like, sounds like the liver king.

[Evan]

Yeah. Literally, like, my mama. My mom is, like, always. She's like, oh, I could go for some curry cow tongue.

[CJ]

Really?

[Evan]

Yeah. Or like, curry goat.

[Ben]

Have you ever seen those little babies?

[Evan]

It's gnarly.

[Ben]

It'll be like a little kid, like a baby. He'd sit in his high chair and it'll show like a mom, and she'll, like, literally give it a cow tongue or like a liver, like. And it looks. Yeah, it looks so good. Or like an octopus.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

And the. The little kid just. Just eats it up. Loves it. Absolutely loves it. And apparently there's a lot of nutrition and whatever in it. It's a very raw. It's crazy. I don't know the name, but I.

[Evan]

I think my mom would eat, like, everything back in the day, like, food. Chicken, goat. Like, like, she said that there'd be days where they'd go into the back frick. Chop the head off a goat and cook it up and eat it.

[Siege]

Cook up a little goat yeah, literally,

[Evan]

like, they just do big cookouts. They're all about, like, doing big cookouts and just slamming rum. You ever heard, like, those, like, don't know what they're called, but it's like a drum, and they're in like. Like asap. Rocky has them in some songs. It's like the steel drums. The steel drums. Yeah, they got those and they freaking play those and. And, dude, it's. It's a sick spot. It actually is cool. It's cool.

[Siege]

I want to go.

[Evan]

Yeah, we should. We gotta go. It'd be insane.

[Ken]

Rum is made from sugar cane byproducts.

[Evan]

Oh, sugar cane. That's right. Because my mom used to have to go and harvest sugar cane. Like, she would go out with a machete and chop it all down in a cow tongue.

[Ben]

They peel it. This is, like, a guy reacting, but this is a little kid, and look at it, how stoked he is. It looks disgusting. It's almost. It's almost gnarly giving it to him.

[Ryan]

But obviously it's like a johnson.

[Ben]

Yeah, I know, but she cuts it up.

[Siege]

Oh, so gnarly is really not right.

[Evan]

Oh, it's so gnarly.

[Ben]

I think she cooks it. So she cooks it up, but look at the kid. Just dig in.

[Siege]

Yeah, he went right for the fruit first.

[Evan]

People are doing it, though.

[Ben]

It's not that crazy. People are doing, like, a lobster and. But it's just like a whole food diet.

[Ryan]

It's just the mental thing, like how. How you're not, like, used to it, but. But it's just like, I don't know, like, you know, a bunch of other parts of a cow, like. Yeah, it's just normal. And so it's like, yeah, it is.

[Siege]

Kid's a good eater.

[Ryan]

Mental thing.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's normal. Like in Trinidad, if you, like, don't try it. They're like, come on, man.

[CJ]

You're not gonna drink it, man.

[Evan]

You're not gonna eat the cow tongue. And I'm like, dude, I don't know if I can eat that. Like, it's gnarly.

[Ben]

My cousins, they feed their kids, like, liver.

[Evan]

I don't think liver's that crazy.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

When I was in Japan, I think I ate, like, heart. Cow heart, cow intestines, cow liver. And honestly, it's pretty gas. The best one was the intestines. Like, I ate it. And he's like, what do you think you just ate? And I was like, I don't know, like a shoulder or something. He's like, that was intestines. I was. Dude, that was the best steak I've ever had. It was so buttery. Dude, it was so buttery and, like, actually tasted good.

[Siege]

What a crazy content plan this guy's got.

[CJ]

That.

[Siege]

Oh.

[CJ]

What?

[Ben]

Yeah, this looks good.

[Siege]

To be fair, he's eating lobster for

[Ben]

lunch, but, yeah, they feed him just crazy stuff.

[CJ]

This is what Jen fed Dalton as

[Ben]

a kid, and Dalton's a beast.

[Ryan]

Dude, we should have Jen make us, like, some cow tongue and liver. And someday I would, too.

[Ken]

She just wouldn't tell us till after we're done with it.

[CJ]

What a crazy niche.

[Ben]

Pretty cool. So when you say the cow tongue, I'm sure they're onto something, dude.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah, no, for sure.

[CJ]

You know, there is a Taylor was telling me that Bobby and drywall, once they're over there, like, bottle feeding stage, obviously. Hey. But he was like, every once in a while, like, you guys could probably, like, just feed them whatever. Like, they could eat whatever.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Pop Tart or something. But that could be. That could be. We bring Bobby a fricking crab leg,

[Ben]

and we got to feed them good food.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Not Pop Tarts, but yeah.

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[Evan]

Y, N. Bring him a nice filet mignon.

[Ben]

Actually, my cousin did say she's like, yeah, once they're older, like, they'll love eating, like, Cheetos and just anything once they. Because I was asking, I was like, can we feed them hay and all that? And she said, yeah, you just haven't

[CJ]

had that bond yet.

[Evan]

But once you share a bag of Cheetos.

[CJ]

A bag of Cheetos, Polish it off,

[Evan]

roll around in the hay, and share a bag of Cheetos.

[Ben]

But, yeah, pretty cool.

[CJ]

Okay, well, I like that idea. I mean, I think we got some work to do with Bobby's campaign.

[Ben]

Got a lot going on. We gotta go to the Caribbean.

[CJ]

Yeah, we gotta go to the Caribbean. We got to get our. Our mini Highlander cow elected as mayor of our town.

[Ben]

Evan's got to go put out a wildfire.

[CJ]

Aiden's got to build that little hoonicorn.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we gotta. He's gonna be hyped for that. He's gonna be big, big stoked for that.

[Siege]

We do have something to look forward to, though, in our old age. You guys see the new law that was passed in Minnesota?

[Ryan]

The nursing home drinking one?

[Evan]

Yes.

[Ben]

That was like.

[Ryan]

I thought we talked about that. That was months ago.

[CJ]

I don't remember.

[Ken]

I don't remember talking.

[Siege]

No. I don't know if we did.

[Ryan]

Well, comment down below. If we talk.

[CJ]

We talked about the nursing home, like STD problem.

[Siege]

Yeah. That everyone was in them.

[Ben]

So what. What's that. What's the deal with this drinking thing?

[Siege]

Minnesota just passed a new law that allows nursing homes to serve alcohol without a liquor license, which previously they weren't allowed to, meaning the old people couldn't drink unless they, like, brought their own bottle from the thing, but they, like, couldn't openly serve it.

[CJ]

So they were throwing, like, keggers in their rooms, like college dorm style.

[Siege]

Yeah, yeah, it was like. But they had to hide it from the ras. And.

[CJ]

But you could.

[Evan]

That's.

[CJ]

Couldn't drink. I don't know. You can.

[Siege]

You can't. They, like. It wasn't. There was no bar you could go to in your nursing home. Like, if you wanted to go somewhere and someone just mixes you a fucking drink or pours you a glass of wine, you couldn't have it happen.

[CJ]

Okay.

[Siege]

And now they can.

[CJ]

So is there, like, bars popping up in these things or what?

[Siege]

I guess. I don't know. It just was passed. But yeah, I mean, I could see them opening. I could see them turning, like, the physical therapy room into a bar probably.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Let's get rid of the weight room.

[Ken]

Just add a bar to the.

[Siege]

The card room, Take out the library, put in a bar.

[Ryan]

Bingo is going to be so much more lit now.

[Siege]

That's what I'm saying, dude. Imagine, you know, when you do those little nursing home tours when you're in, like, elementary school or middle school. You guys ever have to do that?

[Evan]

No.

[Siege]

They never took you into a nursing home and you had to, like, play cards with them or whatever?

[CJ]

No.

[Siege]

Mike is saying yes.

[CJ]

Really?

[Evan]

Many times.

[CJ]

Had to go in and play cards with them.

[Evan]

Yeah. Hang out with them.

[CJ]

Interesting. Yeah, no, they weren't doing that at my school.

[Siege]

Yeah, we would go in and we taught them about Farmville once.

[Evan]

Farmville used to rip.

[Siege]

We got them hooked on the farm bill.

[Ben]

You got. You came. You went into a nursing Home and

[Siege]

got him hooked on farmville. Yeah, I mean, I was sixth grade.

[CJ]

I wouldn't mind firing farmville back up. I wonder how my farm exactly is probably terrible. I know. I gotta check in on it.

[Siege]

It's kind of like those games you play where, like, you gotta keep checking in on them. But like this one, you grow a farm, it's like clash of clans with no battle.

[CJ]

But you had to go back and harvest your crop.

[Siege]

We love farming.

[Evan]

Dude, farmville was so fun.

[CJ]

Oh, it was so fun.

[Evan]

I miss it.

[CJ]

It was kind of like tiny tower. Remember that? Where you'd, like, have to, like, grow a business or, you know, like, tend to it. But, oh, farmville was lit. That was my first taste of, like, social media addiction because it's on Facebook. So you go in, check it out, check the farm, Next thing you know, you're scrolling, boom, they got you.

[Siege]

It's a good point, actually. They gotta put games on Instagram. Surprised they don't have anything like that. Go back.

[CJ]

They don't need to do anything.

[Evan]

The game is seeing how many reels you can scroll through in an hour.

[CJ]

Yeah. Literally, that is the game.

[Siege]

Life's all about just finding.

[Evan]

Ken's really good at it.

[CJ]

Yeah, Ken can consume his reels faster than most.

[Evan]

How many reels are you going through in a minute?

[Ken]

Oh, at least 69.

[Siege]

They should have a real counter.

[CJ]

Like, a real counter.

[Siege]

Reels you've watched in a day.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Siege]

How many hours of reels do you think you scroll a day?

[Ken]

Maybe cumulatively an hour.

[Ben]

I don't know if Ken's a big. Necessarily Instagram.

[Siege]

You're right, actually.

[Ben]

He's scrolling all day long, but he's not really on Instagram.

[CJ]

He's not consuming the same things we are.

[Ben]

He doesn't really care about that. He's not on Tick Tock. He's not doing that kind of stuff.

[Siege]

There's always a lot of words on your screen.

[Ben]

Yeah, he's normally, like, reading information.

[Ken]

I'm looking at a million different things. Looking at some stuff on Facebook, look at some stuff on Instagram, booking flights.

[Ben]

The way he said that. Just imagine he's saying as he's bragging. I'm looking at, like, a million different things.

[Evan]

Looking at way more things than you guys. Way more. Way more different things.

[Ben]

Like, I can't even. I have so many things going on I can't even explain to you.

[CJ]

I think about just locking myself out of, like, Tick Tock and Instagram for at least, like, two days.

[Ken]

Just delete it.

[CJ]

I'M not sure if you know this, Ken, but like our business is kind of like ran off of it, so.

[Ken]

Tick tock.

[CJ]

Yeah, TikTok, I'm less worried about. But yeah, I don't know, I just need a good detox. I just heard that in a podcast too, actually. The guy that's trying to live forever, Brian Johnson, he was saying that. You guys see that? Brian Johnson, the guy that's legit trying

[Ken]

to live forever, doesn't have like some health condition.

[CJ]

He's got an autoimmune disease.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Some kind of like stomach. Stomach disease.

[Evan]

That's what I got.

[Ryan]

Say like his stomach's eating itself or something. Wasn't that like the headline?

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah, something like that.

[Ben]

But so what's he gonna do about it? Like try some new. Well, overturn it.

[Siege]

Yeah.

[CJ]

And I mean, like, you know, you know, you know how unhealthy people are. You know how many people have stuff like that that are gonna like, get it and it's gonna take over their life and they're gonna die way sooner. Where he looks at it like, okay, I'm trying to not die. I have this autoimmune disease. I can't get rid of it. It's incurable. But how much longer am I able to live, like a good life?

[Ben]

I'm sure he'll be able to combat it.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Some way by doing some step settlement. Alleviate it to a degree.

[CJ]

And he, he was, he was saying, like, I've always joked that I'm trying to live forever and I'm probably gonna get hit by a bus.

[Siege]

I was wondering about that. You think he's like a tweaker in a car? Like if he's not driving a car, like, come on, man, I've been probably too healthy.

[Ben]

I want to keep his like stress and cortisol down so he's like not letting himself be stressed about anything.

[Ryan]

How old is this guy at this point?

[CJ]

He's like 45, 42 maybe.

[Evan]

That's what I do.

[CJ]

But he's got, he's got that like his. All the organs in his body were tested and I think he's like averaged out to like 20 year old.

[Ken]

Is this the same guy that was doing like blood transfusions with his sons?

[CJ]

With his 18 year old son? Yeah.

[Ken]

It's kind of up.

[Ben]

Okay, Is that up?

[Siege]

I mean, sucking the youth out of your child to live longer?

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I don't know.

[Siege]

I'm gonna go with I don't know.

[CJ]

I mean, it's like people do like, no, his son was down like, like blood, like plasma.

[Ben]

If your dad Ryan was like, brian Johnson's not sick but. And I'm not.

[Siege]

Oh yeah, no, of course I would

[Ben]

do anything if it would potentially help him. You're obviously going to do that.

[Siege]

Of course.

[Ryan]

But it's different.

[Siege]

But if he just came to. If, if your dad came, you can go, hey bud, my kidney is only operating at like 75 efficiency right now. It's totally fine. I live forever with it. But could I have your kidney? So my body's just a little bit

[Ken]

healthier because your kidneys, Your kidney's only like 18.

[Siege]

No, I'm just saying like that's what it would be like. He's like, I'm 100% fine, but I just want a little bit of your youth. Just cuz I want to be even better. Like he didn't actually have a problem and need the, the blood of his

[Ben]

18 year old blood transfusion is not that big of a deal. Like people donate blood all the time.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I mean you regenerate used for like something else. Yeah.

[Ryan]

A real reason. Yeah, it definitely was a luxury, a silly idea.

[Siege]

I mean. Yeah, no, I'm. I'm seeing what you're saying.

[Ben]

Mean, I don't know, I'm not, I'm not necessarily on either side, I guess I don't. I'm not like. No, I'm also not like that's.

[Siege]

I'm actually glad like because he has a few things he's posted about that have like been involved in my life and he's like researching them and I'm like, oh, this is good.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Siege]

Someone's gonna figure out some of these problems that haven't been solved yet. And so I think it's a good thing.

[Ben]

I don't really follow him. I just know who he is.

[Siege]

I see him on X whenever I open up. X every three months.

[Ben]

That's a toxic place.

[Siege]

That's a toxic.

[Ben]

You go to X. I still call it Twitter, but that's actually like bad for you. You talk about. You feel like you need a cleanse from whatever. Like if you're scrolling that that's bad. You're just consuming some of the worst stuff you could see.

[CJ]

Literally. It's insane.

[Ben]

It was like the Internet when you'd go on like a dark website back when you were like a kid, like your friend, you'd be at your friend's house like, oh, you haven't seen the horse or the video of the horse doing this to whatever. And you'd be like, what? And you'd pull it up and that was just.

[CJ]

Yeah, I don't really know too many people that use X. Like, neither on. On a daily basis. Like, that's what they check. Do you?

[Ken]

Every time I try and log in, I can't figure out my password. And the password reset doesn't work.

[CJ]

75. Like factor authentication things. He's got his so locked down, you can't even hit it.

[Siege]

I had the most surprising customer seated service experience yesterday. I've been trying to order us some stuff for a video off of Amazon, and I had to call because it was linked to my college email, which I haven't used in a long time. And all the resets would go to that, even though my phone number was attached to that. That one. So I couldn't make a new one because my phone number was connected to the old one. Pain in the ass. And it goes, call customer service for Amazon. For Amazon.

[Ryan]

They have, have.

[CJ]

They have.

[Siege]

They have a phone number.

[CJ]

Real people.

[Siege]

Yeah. And I went, me, this is gonna suck. I got the most well spoken, young, like, clearly young guy. It was the best customer service call I've ever had in my life, hands down.

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[Ben]

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[Siege]

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[Ben]

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[Siege]

He's on the phone. He's talking through it. It was the best customer service phone call I've ever had in my life. I was so impressed.

[Ken]

I told him that they're actually local too. They're in Grand Forks.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Siege]

No, he sounded like a kid from Grand Forks 100. I was like, dude, this guy sounds like he's my neighbor. He was so good. And he's like, oh, yep, okay. Awesome. Yeah, this was great. I got you. And I was like, dude, straight up, this was the best customer service I've ever had in my life.

[CJ]

Did you stay on the line and leave a review?

[Siege]

No, they didn't have an option for it. I would have given them five stars. I wanted to give him a tip. It was so good.

[CJ]

You know? You know what? You know what's crazy, Ryan?

[Siege]

Dead serious.

[CJ]

I saw a video one time of. Of Jeff Bezos talking on a panel. So, like, his big thing for Amazon is their customer experience, right? And so in a fantastic. In a board meeting, they were going over their customer experience wait time and. Or customer service wait time. And they were like, yeah, you know, we're still, like, flushing out the. The data that we have, but it looks like the wait times, like, around, like, like 45 seconds to get a representative. And he was like, well, let's check. And so they called and it was like a 10 minute wait time to get a representative. And so he was like, this is clearly still a problem. We need to like double down and make it an even better experience. Right. So like, they just like obsess over that. Which is wild that even at the scale, like the biggest company in the world, they can still have, you know, an actual human representative. Where I feel like, like most companies don't at this point.

[Ben]

Yeah. Whenever I have to use customer service, it always sucks when they're being too good. Okay, sir, well, I'm sorry that you're having that problem.

[Evan]

I hate that. Get right to it. It makes me more mad.

[Ben]

You don't need to like, say all this extra. Like, I get you're being nice, but like, let's cut this. Yeah, cut the 15 minute call down to seven for sure. You know, and then they're like, okay, sir, is there anything else I can help you with?

[Siege]

With?

[Ben]

No, no, that's all. And I'm like, trying not to be rude and hang up. Okay, well, thank you so much for calling today and using our service. We hope that you have a good day. I'm like, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, see you later. Thank you.

[CJ]

That'd be the shittiest job.

[Evan]

I just hang up on it.

[CJ]

Yelled at. Yeah.

[Evan]

I literally just hang up.

[Ben]

Help me solve my problem. So I'm not trying to be rude. Like, I'm also trying to be nice.

[Evan]

They're never gonna find you.

[Ben]

No, I'm sure they. Realistically, I'd probably be doing them a favor hanging up on them because they then don't have to finish their spiel.

[Ken]

They've got like a whole script. They got.

[Ben]

No, I know. Like, they're going through the screen.

[Evan]

I just up. I just hang up.

[Ken]

I'm always like, okay, problem solved. Thank you. And then just hang up.

[Evan]

Yeah, me too. I do the same thing.

[Ken]

Somebody like, oh, can you please fill out the survey? Blah, blah, blah.

[Evan]

And then don't forget, I've read us on Google. And yeah, the whole deal.

[Siege]

One of my buddies in college, his college job was doing customer service for a bank. And people would call in. He said, dude, the amount of wives that would call trying to figure out one of their husband's transactions. He said it was 75% of the job.

[Evan]

That, that's funny.

[Siege]

Wife or husband trying to figure out what the other one was doing.

[CJ]

Seriously?

[Ben]

Yeah, like, because they thought they were

[Siege]

sneaking around, sneaking money or, you know, they went on a trip and they spent money, like, something like that. Like it was. He said it was all husbands and wives calling to figure out what the other one was spending.

[CJ]

I mean, if that's not just total proof in, like, poor communication in a marriage.

[Siege]

He said a lot of times it was. He's like, you'd look it up and he would, like. Because they have to have access. Access. And so a lot of times they wouldn't. But he would have the two accounts and he would see them and he'd, like, look at the husbands or whatever. And it's like browsers or only fans or whatever, you know, like, they were spending money on things that Brad knew that they. The wife probably would. Was trying to figure out if he just broke.

[Ben]

Don't see anything here.

[Siege]

He honestly said he was like, I would try to bro out for the guy if he could, but he was like, if the lady had.

[Evan]

He knew the vibe. Yeah.

[Siege]

He knew if the man was in trouble.

[Evan]

It looks like he tried to buy a smoothie. It says a recurring subscription had.

[CJ]

Yeah. Looks like the restaurant is Braza.

[Evan]

Steakhouse.

[CJ]

Yeah,

[Siege]

must have been. Is. Is your husband hot? He's buying a lot of fans lately.

[Ben]

So, like, he would have to say the website.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

What would they do?

[Siege]

I'm sure normally, I think pissed.

[Ryan]

Quick hang up.

[Siege]

He normally said they were like, all right, thank you. Because, like, they were. The suspicion was confirmed.

[CJ]

That's tough.

[Evan]

That is tough.

[Siege]

Turned it down.

[CJ]

I was younger then.

[Siege]

I was younger then. Since you've been seeing that. It's all over Instagram now. You were early on it, dude.

[Ben]

I turned.

[CJ]

I mean, it's never not funny.

[Ben]

It is. It's just so.

[CJ]

It's always funny.

[Ryan]

I just watched another video.

[CJ]

10.

[Ben]

15 million.

[CJ]

They offered you 15 million? Yeah, yeah.

[Ben]

Big college. Big college.

[Ryan]

See, he also, like, big capped on the fake jewelry.

[CJ]

Oh, wow. Who would have thought?

[Evan]

Dude, there's like.

[Ryan]

I think it was before the. That one, but he had, like, posted. I don't know if it was on live, but he's like, open up all these bags of jewelry, and they literally have, like, the price tags. And it, like, says what it is, whatever. The fake 79.99. But he's like, yeah, this is about a hundred thousand, like, going these rings. He goes through everything, and then people deep dove and just pull. That was like. Yeah, it was like 200.

[CJ]

There's, like, anything that guy says.

[Evan]

There's so many skits now about it. People are doing, like, cinematic edits of it and, like, like, funny skits of it. And there was one that was like, hey, hey, man, you got a second? Who are you and what do you

[Ryan]

do for a living?

[Evan]

He's like, ah. He's like, I'm. I'm a. I'm a college recruiter, actually.

[Ken]

For what school?

[Evan]

He's like, in Jacksonville. And then he's just like, oh, have you recruited anyone lately? He's like, I've been trying, man. He's like, I just offered a guy 15, 10 million, 5 million, something like that. They're like, did he take it? No, he turned it down. How long would it go to school for? He's like.

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[Evan]

Like this decade.

[Ben]

This decade or something? Yeah, dude. There's a thing called I turned it down daily, and they post it every day, which is hilarious. Every day I go to college. But I turned it down.

[CJ]

Oh, yeah.

[Ben]

I turned it down just to do this, just to grind from the rap.

[Ryan]

So you had an opportunity to do the driving thing.

[Ben]

Scholarship and everything.

[Ken]

Right?

[Ben]

I think it was, like, in Jacksonville. Yeah, a big. A big band in Jacksonville. It's a big college, though. And they offer me, like, 15. Some like, 10 million or something like that. Five million something. It's a pretty big discrepancy. A scholarship.

[CJ]

Okay.

[Ben]

But not $5 million pay for you.

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[CJ]

I'll play the.

[Siege]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Are we doing here? Like, one for y'?

[CJ]

All?

[Ben]

Like, you know what I'm saying? But I was so younger, like, I

[Ken]

didn't know what it was.

[Ben]

Are you sure they average you $5 million? I had to go to school for this decade, but you get 5 million. Yeah, it was somewhere. It was in the millions, though.

[Siege]

Dumb lie I've ever heard in my life.

[CJ]

Dude, we gotta buy one of those hats.

[Evan]

You see that?

[CJ]

They turned it down. Hats.

[Evan]

Turned it down.

[Ben]

I can't remember his name, but I found his actual Instagram, and he's like a kind of an underground rapper, and he's actually got a following. Like, there's people that listen to his music because. Because I commented one time, like, who is this guy? Like, where can I find him? And some, like, kind of or hood chick was like, of course you wouldn't know whitey. Like, wouldn't expect someone like you to know who this is. Like, that's how Glenn gets.

[CJ]

Glenn gets treated every day.

[Evan]

It is, dude.

[Siege]

Big boogie.

[Ben]

Big boogie. That's right.

[Siege]

1.4 million on Instagram.

[Evan]

Dude.

[Ben]

I kind of feel bad for him, but he did do it to himself.

[CJ]

Are you kidding me? This is the best thing that could have happened to that guy. Because Reputation.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

He didn't completely drug through them. And you know, he doesn't have 1.4 million. Yeah, he bought that.

[Ben]

Like, watch, I'm gonna click this, click, click that picture and let's just see how he's got 10.8 thousand likes. He got 1.4 million followers, and he's

[Siege]

kind of popping even.

[Ken]

Then those likes are probably bought.

[Siege]

Yeah, 1600.

[Ben]

1600 likes. Like, bro, that's.

[Siege]

That Don.

[Ben]

That's how you. Damn, that's a nice ass car, bro.

[Evan]

I actually got some songs of his in my boogie.

[Ben]

Yeah, so you do listen.

[Evan]

I've listened. I've got a couple of his songs. I was just checking. I swear. I. I was wondering if it was the same guy. But yeah, he's not. He's not that bad at rapping.

[Siege]

I actually believe that he's.

[Evan]

He's actually got some heaters.

[Siege]

Dude, he turned down. He's got some heater million or something to rap. We better be good at it.

[Evan]

He's got some heaters.

[Ben]

We'll have to listen to his music. That's a badass 73 donk.

[CJ]

That's almost like a mix mix between Spenny's car and Ebbs.

[Evan]

That thing's sick.

[Ben]

Those are insane wheels.

[Evan]

I didn't know that that was the same guy, though.

[Ben]

Honestly. I like him. I think he's cool.

[Evan]

I like him.

[Ben]

I'm gonna listen to his music after this. I take back what I said. If he made good music music, my big be a legendary clip too. Like, that's one of the funniest clips of all time. Dude. I've been watching that. That clip is like two years old.

[Ryan]

It's. It's. There's a lot of clips like it for me, but yeah, when it pops up, I end up watching the whole damn thing.

[Ben]

You said we have one minute left. Well, maybe that's when we. We end it here. I think that's it before our card runs out. Thanks for listening, guys. We have a new podcast every Tuesday. That's it. Hit the subscribe button later. Peace.

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