Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: "Micah Got a Call From Jail" (July 25, 2023)

Overview

In this lively episode, the CboysTV crew—Ryan, Gavin, Evan, Ken, and Mike—deliver a classic mix of offbeat storytelling, mechanical shenanigans, and behind-the-scenes anecdotes. The group covers everything from near-disasters with their “Hummer pontoon” creation, to tales of three-wheeler obsession, random jail phone calls, the eternal Honda debate, and the unique energy Gavin brings to the crew. As always, the energy is irreverent, quick-witted, and packed with inside jokes.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Gavin's “Dream Girl” at the Bar (00:00 - 01:20)

• Gavin met a woman who owns a Honda dealership. The crew banters about how rare it is to meet the “dream girl”—until they realize she doesn’t sell three-wheelers, which Gavin considers a dealbreaker.
  • Gavin: "I start off with getting mad because they don't sell three wheelers anymore." (01:02)
  • Crew jokes about how improbable it would be to meet someone who only sells three-wheelers.

2. The Hummer Pontoon Voyage (01:41 - 08:46)

• The team recounts their stressful adventure taking their welded Hummer-turned-pontoon to a sandbar.
  • Ryan: "It was the most nerve wracking thing we've done in months." (01:56)
  • Stories of welds flexing, waves from curious boaters, and nervous ownership:
    • "Every time a wave would hit it, you hear the welds go. And it was flexing. It was bad." (02:51)
  • Chaos at the boat access as they try to land, accidentally calling their mechanic “Big Wrench,” who panics hearing chaos in the background.
    • "He picks up that phone and had a panic attack." (05:29)
• The crew debates adding more power (two motors) but agrees that some of the ridiculousness should be preserved rather than upgraded.
  • Evan: "Anything we add to it almost takes away from what it truly is. Yeah, a Hummer with pontoon." (08:32)

3. Three-Wheeler Underwater “Scuba” Projects (08:46 - 13:02)

• Gavin explains repeated attempts to "scuba" a Honda three-wheeler—attaching a long snorkel and trying to ride it underwater.
  • Gavin: "I want to do 10ft at least. Probably 10ft from the air box to the top of the water." (09:25)
• They share difficulties sourcing scuba gear, as rental shops require certification and are suspicious about their plans.
  • Ryan: "I had a whole story built up... just have him bring in a certificate." (12:00)
  • Gavin: "They're crazy about it. They are." (13:02)
• The crew notes how protective scuba shops are of their equipment and why Amazon is “wild” for letting people buy tanks online.

4. Questionable Legality, Content, and Getting “Jammed Up” (13:45 - 16:41)

• Discussion shifts to whether filming wild or potentially illegal activities could lead to trouble.
  • Gavin: "I feel like I'm going to get jammed up all the time." (13:57)
• Reflection on rappers who get prosecuted for rapping about crimes; debate over crime, content boundaries, and authenticity.
  • Evan: “Of all crimes to go down for, it wouldn’t be credit card fraud.” (16:12)
• All agree thieves and “litterbugs” are the real villains.

5. Micah Gets a Call From Jail (17:03 - 19:10)

• Micah (Mike) shares the confusion and flashbacks he felt after getting a collect call from the Clay County jail meant for someone else.
  • Mike: "So then it was like, press button to accept call for the jail. I'm like, okay... Someone in jail is calling me." (17:39)
  • A stranger’s desperate request for “dad” and new phone minutes leaves the room in stitches.

6. 24 Hours on a Three-Wheeler Challenge (19:10 - 23:56)

• Gavin describes spending 24 hours without leaving his three-wheeler: riding, eating, sleeping, and even using the bathroom on it.
  • Gavin: "I did not leave that bad girl once. I pooped on it, I slept on it, I ate on it." (19:15)
  • The crew laughs about the challenge, including bike malfunctions and camping misadventures:
  • Gavin: “I ran her for probably six hours all through the hills... blew up a brake ride too." (19:28)
• Recap of trike races and festival stories, with Gavin’s humility about placing third ("last place—there was three people for the 250R class." 23:50)

7. Buying/Selling and Finding Rare Machines (25:20 - 28:38)

• Stories about finding rare bikes and trucks on marketplace sites, the thrill of the hunt, and negotiating tales.
  • Gavin talks about stumbling upon a rare 1987 Honda 200X: "Only 2,500 of them made... had to turn down six grand." (26:13-27:08)
  • Emphasizes marketplace vigilance: "You got to check it whenever you're taking a piss or whatever. Just roll on it real quick." (27:47)

8. Three-Wheeler vs. Four-Wheeler & ATV Evolution (37:02 - 39:13)

• The crew and Gavin discuss the peculiarities, dangers, and legacies of three-wheelers.
  • Evan: "It just seems like four wheels would have made more sense."
  • Gavin: "No, for like being able to ride in winter. That's what big thing behind three wheelers was... there was no side by sides. It was dirt bikes and then three wheelers." (38:30)
  • The nostalgia and generational aspect of three-wheeling is appreciated by all.

9. Gavin’s Infectious Energy & Catch Phrases (39:30 - 41:10)

• The crew jokes about Gavin’s trademark “baby” catchphrase, which Ryan accidentally adopts, leading to mild jealousy from Ryan’s girlfriend.
  • Ryan: "With Gavin's baby energy, I have started to call people baby. My girlfriend has not appreciated me calling anybody within shouting distance baby." (39:43)
• Good-natured teasing about how Gavin’s positivity rubs off (sometimes with side effects).

10. Bunk Beds and Bromance (41:17 - 44:19)

• Evan and Gavin detail their “dynamic duo” status, bunk beds (“It's a close queen. Close queen.” 42:38), and Eb’s creative use of the top bunk for “aggressive napping.”
• Explanations of why Gavin and Evan get along so well—and how bunk beds keep them “young.”

11. Encouragement, Enablement, and Stunt Rivalry (44:44 - 47:58)

• The crew recounts the peer encouragement (“enablement”?) between Evan and Gavin when it comes to doing stunts—like the famous “rainbow rail” challenge.
  • Gavin: “We show up and we're looking at... not doing it. But I put my tennis shoes on just in case I had a change of heart." (45:39)
  • Evan: "The energy you build off other people's energy... it's fun, right?" (47:44)
• Light-hearted debate over who leads whom into chaos.

12. Working Out, Gym Routines & the Pull-Up Bet (34:49 - 36:28, 55:09 - 56:04)

• CJ and Gavin bet $100 on whether CJ can do 20 pull-ups. Discussion of gym habits, whose “dad bods” are attractive, and how working out sets the tone for the day.
  • CJ: "I bet you I could do 20 right now for sure." (34:46)
  • Gavin: "I could probably do longer than I could do 36 hours. That'd probably be where I'd be really sick of it." (21:46)
  • The challenge is to be completed after the podcast.

13. Life Lessons, “Outside” Advocacy, and Nostalgia (48:53 - 54:00)

• Gavin preaches the gospel of going outside, riding old machines, fishing, and avoiding too much screen time.
  • Gavin: "You won't see more joy than just boys messing around on some old wheelers... get outside and have fun with your friends." (48:53)
  • Crew jokes about him being secretly sponsored by “outside.”
• Stories about three-wheeler giveaways to kids, the dangers, and fixing up old machines.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On the Hummer pontoon trip:
  “I was so anxious the entire time... listening to the welds cracking and popping on the Hummer as we're floating over 30ft of water.” — Ryan (01:56)

• On rental shop hassles:
  "I had a whole story built up, and I was like, he's gonna buy this for sure. He goes, 'Just have him bring in a certificate.'” — Ryan (12:00)

• On content boundaries:
  “I feel like I'm going to get jammed up all the time.” — Gavin (13:57)

• On the jail call:
  "So then it was like, press button to accept call for the jail. I'm like, okay, well, cool. Someone in jail is calling me.” — Micah (17:39)

• On three-wheeler life:
  "I did not leave that bad girl once. I pooped on it, I slept on it, I ate on it." — Gavin (19:15)

• Marketplace vigilance:
  “You got to check it whenever you're taking a piss or whatever. Just roll on it real quick.” — Gavin (27:47)

• On three-wheeler evolution:
  “They went from two wheels to three wheels… they weren't thinking like that. They were wanting to get rad.” — Gavin (38:50)

• On infectious positivity:
  "With Gavin's baby energy, I have started to call people baby. My girlfriend has not appreciated me calling anybody within shouting distance baby." — Ryan (39:43)

• Pull-up Bet:
  "I bet you I could do 20 right now for sure." — CJ (34:46)

Memorable & Fun Segments with Timestamps

• Honda Dealer Dream Girl Story: 00:00 – 01:20
• Hummer Pontoon Lake Nerves: 01:41 – 08:46
• Scuba Three-Wheeler Project Logistics: 08:46 – 13:02
• Getting “Jammed Up” over YouTube & Content: 13:45 – 16:41
• Micah’s Jail Call Mix-Up: 17:03 – 19:10
• 24 Hours on a Three-Wheeler: 19:10 – 23:56
• Marketplace Rare Finds: 25:20 – 28:38
• Pull-Up Bet Challenge: 34:49 – 36:28, 55:09 – 56:04
• Three-Wheeler Nostalgia & Stunt Enablement: 37:02 – 47:44
• Outside Advocacy & Parenting Hot Take: 48:53 – 54:00

Episode Takeaway

This episode embodies the heart of CboysTV: creative ridiculousness, tight crew camaraderie, a love for machines (especially Hondas), and contagious energy—especially from Gavin. Whether sharing near-misses or stoking new bets, the group’s stories underline the importance of adventure, not taking life too seriously, and making the most of every ridiculous opportunity.

For listeners: Expect a blend of mechanical chaos, throwback ATV lore, bromantic energy, and unapologetic fun—a recipe that’s made Life Wide Open a hit among fans of action-packed friendship and wild stories.