Ryan CAUGHT in CboysTV Video, Prank War Aftermath, & Why Ken Drinks on Planes

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Ryan CAUGHT in CboysTV Video, Prank War Aftermath, & Why Ken Drinks on Planes
Date: March 10, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this high-energy, laughter-filled episode, the CboysTV crew—CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, and special guest Gavin—dive deep into their world of wild pranks, relentless party stories, behind-the-scenes antics, epic vehicle crash tales, and the chaotic rhythm of running CboysTV. They reflect on the recent prank war aftermath, clarify crazy fan rumors, reminisce about legendary crashes, share travel tales, and muse about being recognized (and sometimes misrecognized) by fans. If you want untold stories, crew chemistry, and hilarious banter, this is a must-listen.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. "Garage Beers" & Legendary Drinking Stories

• Drinking Tales: The episode opens with tales of conquering a pallet of Garage Beer and Gavin’s superhuman drinking tolerance.
  • [02:41] Evan: “I chugged that, thinking it was like one of those drinks you chug, and next thing you know, I woke up with a headache, dude.”
• Altitude & Drinking: They compare drinking at altitude vs. sea level and why Ken hates drinking on planes.
  • [04:19] Micah: “They say, like, when you drink on a plane, one drink in the air is like, two on the ground.”
  • [04:39] Ken: “I hate drinking on a plane... I get off and I feel like I’m, like, hungover already.”

2. Prank War Aftermath: Mustang on a Pole & Jake's Payback

• Mustang Prank: The crew details their epic prank of hoisting Jake’s Mustang onto a pole for a month.
  • [01:09] Ben: “We’ve had Jake’s car on a pole for a month. Insane.”
  • [35:03] Ben: “Jake really got the worst end of that prank. I think it cost him thousands of dollars to clean up all of his packing peanuts.”
• Anticipation for Revenge: The group is anxiously waiting for Jake’s revenge; CJ is nervous as Jake still has his Raptor.
  • [36:01] CJ: “He’s had my truck for going on three weeks… It’s concerning how long he’s had.”

3. Crash Chronicles: Three in 24 Hours

• Evan’s Record: Evan recounts crashing three different vehicles in a single day: van, three-wheeler, and snowmobile.
  • [19:06] Evan: “Three crashes, 24 hours. That’s a record right there, huh?”
• Van Crash Play-by-Play: The crew watches the crash footage, laughs at Evan bailing out, and discusses the aftermath.
  • [20:45] Evan: “That was a hard hit. Look, he’s already out of the rig.”
  • [23:00] Ben: “Maybe you should start, like, a gaming channel or something a little safer.”

4. Travel Tactics & Airport/Plane Mishaps

• Why Ken Drinks on Planes: Ken explains how free drink coupons are the only motivator.
  • [05:19] Ken: “Evan does it because he, Ken does it to burn up coupons.”
• CJ’s Bladder and Inflight Drama: The group laughs about CJ’s flight attendant run-ins and seat trades.
  • [06:06] Ken: “I remember when that flight attendant was bitching you out, threatening to kick him off the plane…”

5. Spray Tans & Board Shorts: Being a “Good Brother”

• Brotherly Love: Evan supports his sister’s spray-tan business… on camera, much to the group’s amusement.
  • [08:32] Ken: “You’re a good brother.”
  • [08:43] Evan: “I went to the sauna right after, so it [spray tan] was gone within 20 minutes.”

6. The Hair Flow Segment: Hockey Mullet Memories

• Crew Hair Evolution: They roast each other’s hair decisions—from flow to bowl cuts to mullets.
  • [12:07] Ben: “When are you trying out for the hockey team or the LAX team?”
  • [13:04] Ryan: “A year ago, I stopped getting haircuts… Against my will. My girlfriend told me I should do it.”
• Million Subscriber Bet: Several agree to bring back bowl cuts if the podcast hits a million subscribers.
  • [16:12] Ryan: “If we get a million subscribers on the podcast, we run a bowl cut.”

7. Vehicle "Borrowing" and Damage

• Who’s Breaking What?: CJ is accused of breaking Micah’s Bronco, but he blames the electronics.
  • [42:20] Micah: “So every time you drive that thing, I get a notification that the abs is broken, the cruise control is broken.”
  • [43:09] Micah: “It’s almost like the problem didn’t exist when you started to drive it. And then now... all these errors.”

8. Myths, Rumors & Real Personalities

• Ryan’s Drug Rumor Debunk: The team laughs at TikTok rumors about Ryan.
  • [46:10] Ryan: “I now have my own drug use rumors going around.”
  • [47:25] Gavin: “When people are true fans… they’ll just find themselves, like, watching the background.”
• Energy on and off Camera: The group defends their authenticity, especially Gavin’s persona.
  • [48:44] Ken: “That is how he is on and off camera, 24/7. It’s not an act.”

9. Wild Collabs & Gavin’s Adventures

• YouTube Collab List: Gavin reflects on recent high-profile collabs—Jake Paul, Brian Deegan, and more.
  • [69:35] Ryan: “...Spenny, us, Twitch Whistle and Diesel, Brian Deegan, Weston… two months back on that. It’s pretty crazy.”
• Takeaways from Legends: Impressions of hanging with Brian Deegan, Jake Paul, and others.
  • [69:58] Evan: “These dudes are all rad… they open up to you pretty quickly.”
  • [70:32] Gavin: “I’m watching him. I’m smiling. Dude, he’s loving this three wheeler.”

10. Small Town Fame & Fan Encounters

• Word Travels Fast: Buying a van in their small town comes with instant notoriety.
  • [56:29] CJ: “How does everybody know?”
• Being Mistaken for Each Other: They share stories of fans confusing their identities.
  • [93:15] Ben: “Some guy’s like, ‘How’s it going, Ben?’... I just don’t want to kill the vibe by telling them I’m CJ.”

11. Crash Reel, Jackass Inspiration, and a Johnny Knoxville Sighting

• Crash Footage: Evan’s crash footage is displayed and compared to Jackass stunts.
  • [95:45] Evan: “That’s the first person I’ve ever been nervous to meet… gave me an insight on how fans feel to meet us.”
  • [96:25] Ben: “It’s like whenever we go to the bar and some guy pulls up, he’s like, I gotta show you this video…”

12. Fishing Challenges, Loopholes & Cheating Debates

• Fishing Challenge: Crew bickers over past fishing challenge "rules" and loopholes.
  • [60:32] CJ: “It’s not cheating if it’s not super clearly defined.”

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Notable Quotes & Fun Moments

• “Three crashes, 24 hours. That’s a record right there, huh?”
  — Evan, [19:06]

• “If we get a million subscribers on the podcast, we run a bowl cut.”
  — Ryan, [16:12]

• “Dude, when people are, like, oh, he’s just he’s faking it. Or, like, this is such an act… That is how he is on and off camera, 24/7. It’s not an act.”
  — Ken, [48:44]

• “Jake really got the worst end of that prank… thousands of dollars to clean up all his packing peanuts.”
  — Ben, [35:03]

• “Sometimes I’ll meet some, you know, fans or whatever. They’ll be like, ‘Oh, you don’t actually laugh like that’… it's fun just to do it.”
  — Evan, [91:09]

• On Andre the Giant: “Apparently like he would drink like a full case in the limo... he had a drinking problem. But I’m sure he was like, you gav. He could put down a case all day.”
  — Ben, [83:06]

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Timestamp Highlights

| Timestamp | Segment/Quote | |-----------|---------------| | 02:41 | Evan details morning-after hangover after mixing multiple types of alcohol. | | 04:19 | Micah explains why drinking on a plane is different. | | 16:12 | “If we get a million subscribers on the podcast, we run a bowl cut.” | | 19:06 | Evan on crashing three vehicles in 24 hours. | | 35:03 | Ben describes the aftermath of the Mustang-on-a-pole prank. | | 46:10 | Ryan clears up TikTok drug rumors. | | 48:44 | Ken defends Gavin’s high energy as genuine. | | 69:35 | Gavin lists recent high-profile YouTube collaborations. | | 83:06 | Andre the Giant “case of beer” drinking comparison. | | 91:09 | Evan on being recognized and sometimes “challenged” by fans. |

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Closing Vibes

As always, the Cboys circle up for one last round of laughs—committing to more stunts, more pranks, and who knows, maybe a legendary “Andre the Giant Challenge.” The chemistry is infectious, and whether you’re here for crash footage, prank ingenuity, or just to hear legends roast each other, this episode is classic CboysTV: wild, self-deprecating, loyal, and loving every chaotic minute.

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Transcript

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[Ryan Reynolds]

Why?

[Evan]

Cause I'm not good at them.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're not that good at riding three wheelers either.

[Evan]

You like that one, didn't you?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I now. Drug use rumors.

[Ben]

I thought you were on when I first met you.

[Gavin]

Right?

[Evan]

Oh, I know.

[Ben]

We've had Jake's car on a pole for a month.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Insane.

[Ryan Reynolds]

There's been some windy days, too. If we get a million subscribers on the podcast, we run a bull cup. Yeah, run it up.

[Ben]

What are we having? Garage beers. Now Drink a garage beer with you guys?

[Ken]

A productive week. Friday afternoon. Productive week.

[Ben]

Beer, Garage beer.

[Gavin]

Cheers.

[Ben]

Honestly, you say? Oh, no.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, I plugged in the headphones and

[Ken]

it bricked the board.

[Ryan Reynolds]

All right, now we're recording. Sorry.

[Ben]

All right. Little mishap on the board, but I'll have a garage beer. So. Kind of funny story. They just sent us a giant pallet of garage beer. It was just that. It was just that. They didn't tell us to say anything about it, but they just sent it. And I mean, Evan's drinking a Keystone, but it is pretty damn good. It's because they're kind of warm right now.

[CJ]

Yeah, I'm only drinking the Keystone because last night we whacked the all. All 48 that were in the fridge and we just. When you say just me and Gavin

[Ben]

there, I chipped in a few friends over.

[CJ]

Watch the video.

[Ben]

I would say that you and Gavin definitely took the majority of them down, though.

[CJ]

We chipped away at it.

[Ben]

You chipped away at it? I think Gavin might be able to give you a run for your money on the drinking ev.

[CJ]

Dude. Yeah, he's. You know. You know what he told me this morning, though? He goes, you know, maybe I shouldn't mix the whiskey with the vodka and

[Ben]

the tequila, you were drinking it all as one.

[Evan]

Well, dude. Or just like, switching drinks. Two whiskey co to start off with. And, yeah, actually, it was three. And then he gets me a gpo, Grey Goose Patron and orange juice, I believe.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What the hell is that, bro?

[Evan]

Yeah, dude. And so I chugged that, thinking it was like one of those drinks you chug, and next thing you know, I woke up with a headache, dude.

[Ben]

My biggest takeaway from what I've just been seeing out of Gavin with his drinking now is he is not only externally a brick house, but internally, internally as well. And he's, like, not even buzzing, dude. He's just, like, sitting there, like, chilling.

[Evan]

That is my problem with drinking. Like, I was in Australia, dude. I couldn't get to where I wanted to get. I don't know if it was because I was at sea level, but it was like 20, 30 jacking Cokes.

[Ben]

30 jacking.

[Evan]

I was still searching for it, dude.

[Ben]

I don't know if that's a bad thing or not.

[Evan]

I was literally still chasing. I was like, two in the morning. Well, freak. I'm already 30 deep. Keep it going.

[Ben]

But we did see that picture. Red 80.

[Ken]

The only thing, I guess that I would lean towards is that you thought that you were fine, but you were actually.

[Ben]

You look pretty cooked.

[Evan]

But I think I was getting towards cooked because I was dancing a little extra groovy, but I was like, I still remember everything. I wasn't acting too stupid. I can still talk to anybody, do anything.

[Ben]

Dude, I would say that's a blessing.

[Evan]

Thank you.

[CJ]

I agree.

[Ben]

I. I don't necessarily know if you should have to if you want to drink 30, but being able to just drink and then not get drunk and do something stupid is a blessing in my opinion.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You know how, like, professional athletes train at a higher altitude so they, like, have more endurance and like that. That's what you do with your drinking in Colorado. Like, you're at a higher level of difficulty. So when you go down to seed level, you're good to go.

[Evan]

Start at 52, 80.

[CJ]

Work like that, though.

[Evan]

Oh, hell, yeah, it does. You go up to the mountains, it takes three beers. You got a nice buzz.

[Micah]

They say, like, when you drink on a plane, one drink in the air is like, two on the ground.

[CJ]

It's, like, pressurized. Do you even notice altitude when you're in a plane?

[Ken]

Because you're in.

[Gavin]

I said I was wondering.

[Micah]

Yeah, because a plane is pressurized at 10, 000ft, so it's not Sea level. It's not even, like, mile high.

[CJ]

It's like 10, 000ft.

[Micah]

Yeah. It's like you're at 10, 000ft, dude.

[Ken]

I will say this, and maybe, maybe I'm alone on this island, but I hate drinking on a plane.

[CJ]

Yeah. I'm not on that island.

[Ken]

I know that you're not. I don't know. It's like every single time I do it, I get off and I feel like I'm, like, hungover already.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, it's because they stop serving drinks for, like, two hours before you land. You get hungover.

[Ken]

Yeah, it's so.

[Evan]

It does.

[Ken]

It's not worth it. It seems far, right?

[CJ]

As soon as you get off the plane, there's another little pick me up.

[Ken]

I guess I. I don't have flight anxiety, so I don't feel like I need to have to drink. That's probably on an airplane.

[Micah]

I just do it because I get all these freaking free drink coupons, so I got to burn them up before we land.

[Ken]

Everyone's got a different reason. Evan does it because he, Ken does it to burn up coupons, dude.

[CJ]

I will admit, though, like, I look forward to that double vodka with just the hardly any pop. Once in a while, they give you the can, but it's usually no soda. And then the bistro box, I ball out. I don't go for the free snacks. I buy the bistro box. Got some cheese, a couple of crackers, and some really good almonds in there, and a beef stick.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do you think that your flight anxiety has gotten better with how much we fly? I mean, like, there's times of the year we're on a plane every other week. Do you think it's better?

[CJ]

I mean, yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty chill, honestly. I guess I'm drunk, too. I don't know. I've just learned how to do it where I don't mind it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I guess I just got the, like, a memory of when that flight attendant

[Ken]

was bitching you out, threatening to kick him off the plane, and he's sitting there, like, giving that face of like, I didn't do anything.

[Ben]

Well, he couldn't hear because she was talking into his deaf ear. That is so he's, like, trying to turn around. She thought he was being smart with him.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Turns out he's just deaf.

[Ben]

Yeah. And then, like. Like, him being like, no, I'm deaf in one ear. Like, she almost thinks he's just, like, being rude. No, I actually am, like, what was that?

[CJ]

Well, it's I still blame Ken for putting me in a middle row when I have to pee a lot on the plan.

[Ken]

You weren't in the middle row on that. That plan.

[CJ]

Because I traded spots with Micah. Is that what got you situation started as is. I'm going, God damn it, Ken. You put me in the middle. That was the scene.

[Evan]

I.

[Gavin]

Apparently, it's just a chain reaction. If you didn't have to piss so much. The size of your bladder isn't that big of a factor when you're intaking that much liquid.

[CJ]

But that's why I only drink vodka at the airport to try to really cut back on the liquid.

[Evan]

No beer.

[CJ]

Like, I see Ryan will drink like, three, four beer Moses. And I'm like, that's crazy. I'd have to just fly in the bathroom the whole time for.

[Ken]

It's not fun. I wouldn't recommend.

[Evan]

That's a bad story.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yeah.

[Ken]

Worst 12 hours of my life.

[Evan]

So what goes on in a situation like that? I mean, are you just sitting in the bathroom the whole time, just letting it rip? Are you going back and forth?

[Ken]

No, I was going back and forth because, like, it's pretty rude to, like, just occupy a bathroom on an airplane.

[Evan]

No, you can't. But when you're dying, you only have one choice sometimes.

[Ken]

Yeah. The worst part was, like, having I was sitting in the middle row, so I had to ask bro, a person on each side of me to get up, and I was like, going this way one time, and I go this way the next.

[Evan]

Gnarly.

[Ken]

Yeah, I was throwing up for like 12 hours or 8 hours.

[Evan]

Gosh.

[Gavin]

All right, you guys, I just. I cannot hold this in any longer. I just seen one of the sickest edits on Instagram that I've ever seen. Like, ever, ever. So let's. Let's pull this up here.

[Ken]

Shreds.

[Evan]

Oh, are you my phone? Yeah. Oh, no. You're doing it, brother.

[Gavin]

You guys seen this?

[Evan]

No, dude, I told him, don't play this music. What is this? It's a spray Dan promo with my sister.

[Ben]

What?

[Evan]

Why is it, though? I don't know. They threw it in cap cut and let cap cut do its work, but it was not the play. So step then I'm sitting on a three wheeler in the back of my truck.

[Gavin]

You like, as you're still showing your back, you go, all right. Hit up my sister and Lucy for a spray tan.

[Ken]

You're a good brother.

[Evan]

Just trying to be a good brother, man.

[Ben]

That's a good brother. Move, everyone. Ken got his Spray tan there.

[Ken]

Legendary.

[Ben]

That was lit.

[Evan]

That was sick.

[CJ]

Is it still there?

[Evan]

No, it's gone now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Your spray tan.

[Evan]

I wish it was because it was actually pretty sick. I was stoked about it. I went to the sauna right after, so it was gone within 20 minutes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Why.

[Ben]

Why don't you keep it?

[Evan]

Dude, that's because I hadn't worked out yet and I had to go hit the. Yeah, hit the sauna and my whole thing before I went to Grizzly Rose. I get my party on it.

[Ben]

What is that, a bar?

[Evan]

That's my country bar. Yeah. Yeah. Next time you guys are in Colorado, it would be legendary. This summer I plan on getting it again and then I'll actually let it stay. Hopefully it stays for like two to three weeks. If you do it right, don't shower right away.

[Ken]

You should just do it with like a real stencil and go get a sunburn.

[Evan]

That'd be smart too. But a sunburn would suck. I mean, I burn too easy too.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Red 80.

[Evan]

If you ever go to Australia, wear sunscreen.

[Gavin]

That's for sure. How you're closer to the equator. I probably suppose it's like Florida.

[Micah]

I saw some pictures of you wearing like a little hat and a little like swim shirt.

[Evan]

What do you mean little? That's manly, dude.

[Gavin]

That was a good.

[CJ]

Nothing manly about a swim shirt.

[Evan]

What are you talking. For toddlers, it's a guard rash. If you're surfing on a freaking floaty or not a floaty, a foamy, then it's rubbing up on you.

[Ken]

Guard rash.

[Gavin]

What do you call it? A board, sir?

[Ken]

I think we do.

[Ben]

Why do you refer to it as little My little shirt I had on? Is that what you said?

[Ken]

No, no, that's what he was saying.

[Evan]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You could see it was a little shirt.

[Evan]

It's got to be titled. That's an though. That was an xl. I'm trying to lose weight, fellas.

[CJ]

Buying a shirt like that not look

[Ken]

pretty good after you look like a toddler that like. The parents were worried about him obviously getting some exposure, so they give them the hat. Well, toddlers lose their hats. They have the strap of the buckles and then the sunglasses while you're. You're rocking the strap on the sunglasses too.

[Evan]

I was proud to be rocking it, man.

[Ben]

It is pretty cool.

[Ken]

I liked it.

[Evan]

I thought I looked cool.

[Ken]

Yeah, you look good.

[Evan]

Thank you.

[Ben]

For a little kid. It's a cute bro.

[Evan]

I'm a 25 year old grown man.

[Ben]

Yeah, that might be the problem.

[Evan]

I thought it looked pretty solid though. I was stoked.

[Ken]

Mike, I can't help but notice that you're trying to take after your bro here, huh?

[Ryan Reynolds]

We're mogging you with our hair locks.

[Ken]

Look at this.

[Gavin]

Yeah, not nearly as good, I'll tell

[Ryan Reynolds]

you that much, but it's pretty good.

[Gavin]

Good days and bad days. I'm trying to, like, embrace the like. You know when you read that wearing a hat might make you lose your hair faster, I think I should try not.

[Ben]

Your hair's really turned around.

[Ken]

I agree, dude.

[Ben]

I've been.

[Gavin]

I've been doing like the red light therapy. Zapping it really kind of. Hold on. As much hair as I possibly.

[Ben]

I would say you made some serious progress over. Because I remember two years ago we'd be working on some building and I'd see the top of your head and you could kind of see your scalp.

[Ken]

You can.

[Ben]

You can't see it anymore because I remember. I don't know what. What you all.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What have you been doing actually? What? The red light at home?

[Gavin]

Yeah, the red light. Like zapper. I don't even know what it's called.

[Ben]

Is it a zapper or just a red light?

[Gavin]

It like zaps, like you put it. You know those balls that you like, put your finger on and then it zaps. Is kind of like that. And then I just stimulate hair growth, supposedly.

[Ken]

So what?

[Gavin]

Allegedly.

[Ken]

It increases blood flow to it.

[Gavin]

Yes, Increases blood flow. And then I put like the minoxidil on it.

[Ben]

It definitely has worked it in my. Just from seeing Mike like me. I'm too far gone.

[Ken]

It's so much fun.

[Ben]

Really.

[Ken]

Is.

[Gavin]

Is also it was an issue when I was like, let's say 16, dude. My hair was just like so thick. It was like a gorilla.

[Ken]

Really?

[Gavin]

Yeah. I mean, it was similar to Evans. Like, Evans is extremely thick still. I'm sure yours is even thicker when you were 16. Ryan has crazy thick hair, but short of a hair transplant. I'm doing as much as possible.

[Ben]

This is the real question or what were you going to say?

[Evan]

I was.

[Gavin]

Have you seen those ones? There's like the needlers too. Like, it's like thing that you push down and it needles in and then drops the serum in. I've not tried that.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, that's right. Because then it gets more in your system. So when are you trying out for the hockey team or the LAX team?

[Gavin]

The LAX team. I'd rather play hockey. I always wanted to play hockey as a kid. We didn't have a team.

[Ben]

But that's the hockey haircut, dude.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like the flow.

[Ben]

Oh, yeah, you call it the flow. Like when I was in salad in high school, that was like the big thing of your hockey player. And you'd have the flow going.

[Ken]

C.J.

[Gavin]

used to have hair like that. C.J.

[Ryan Reynolds]

had the craziest flow.

[Gavin]

Yeah, you had the full middle part going.

[Ben]

Yeah, I basically was running. What you're running.

[Gavin]

Yeah, but you had.

[Ken]

You have.

[Ben]

It's like a mustache on the top of my head.

[Gavin]

Very like fine, like. Yeah, like luscious. It just falls like really nice. So it was like parted right down the middle.

[Ben]

I wish I could still do that. You know, maybe you probably could. You just try to make me look funny.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, no,

[Ken]

Ryan. Ryan used to think that he's. He couldn't do that with his hair. Like, Ryan ran the same haircut since the day I met him. Until a year ago.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, about a year ago, I stopped getting haircuts.

[Ken]

Started growing it out.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Against your will?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Against my will. My girlfriend told me I should do it and I was like, I don't think I'm going to look good. And she was like, would not let me go to get a haircut. And then. Yeah, it sucked.

[Gavin]

Push through that.

[Evan]

Yeah, push.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Push through the awkward phase. Cuz that's what I was on. The cheap car challenge. We didn't have. What are you laughing at? And we had the window down. The cheap. The whole cheap car challenge. And it sucked. Almost shaved it off.

[CJ]

Speaking of that, that was in March, right? We did that. I am nearing a full year, both you guys.

[Ben]

Wow.

[CJ]

My last haircut.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really?

[CJ]

No trim, no maintenance, no nothing. Holy 100 raw dog.

[Gavin]

What a come up, boys.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We got to be getting closer to the dreads.

[CJ]

I need to go a bit longer for the dread.

[Gavin]

I do. I've always been entertained by that. Evan will just catch a dread right about this time.

[CJ]

Gnarly. No, I bought a brush though, right before the Dollar General closed.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That was fucking six months ago.

[Ken]

I was. Might have been a year ago.

[CJ]

Well, no, I mean. But I mean, I've went my whole life and I haven't owned a brush, so I was lucky to get into the store to buy one right before.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ken]

Where otherwise that could have been bad. Really bad.

[Ben]

Now, Evan, what's so funny to you about Ryan's hair?

[CJ]

What is funny to me about Ryan's hair is I can give him a compliment or even just glance at it and he thinks that I'm making a joke, but I. I'm not. But then it's funny because I get rattled.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[CJ]

He gets rattled without me actually doing anything that.

[Ben]

Like, how so? What's he do?

[CJ]

Well, like right there where Ben looked at me and I looked at Ben and we both chuckled. And then Ryan's like, gosh, damn it. Fucking Evan's making fun of my hair again. And that's what makes it funny. That's why then I think it's funny, but I. I think it looks great.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He just wants to run his fingers through it. No, it's not gonna happen, though.

[CJ]

Too much gel. It probably gets stuck.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're right, it would. There's a little bit of problems.

[Ken]

Look, he's. He's ran it through his mind.

[CJ]

I haven't. I've crossed my mind.

[Evan]

But yeah, you just go and do it real fast.

[Ken]

I mean, you had the whole, like, the whole, like, 20 minute fantasy. No. Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Good God.

[CJ]

And you project things all the time. But not this one. I didn't do that.

[Ken]

I remember it differently. But yeah. Mike, that's a new look for you.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Trying something else.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I also.

[Gavin]

I've had one haircut since then for the wedding, and that was it. Which was, you know, realistically, like an inch off and then back to.

[Ben]

I don't know.

[Gavin]

It's fun.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I.

[Gavin]

You know, I might have to run back the bowl cut one day.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Dude, I just saw memories of that from our 1 million party. Crazy haircut.

[Gavin]

Good times.

[Ken]

But the funny part about Mike running the bowl cut the second time is he ran it, but I don't think we ever brought light to it.

[Gavin]

No, you just ran it for fun. As soon as I showed you guys,

[Evan]

you did it again.

[Gavin]

And then you're like, back to what we were filming. Like, and then I was like. I immediately regretted it. Like, should not have ran it back again. So maybe not.

[CJ]

But I think you should run it back.

[Ryan Reynolds]

If we get a million subscribers on the podcast, we run a bowl cut.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hell, yeah.

[Ken]

Yeah, run it up.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, run it up.

[Ken]

Definitely.

[Gavin]

I'll rip a bowl cut for a million subscribers on the podcast.

[Ken]

Yeah, I've been thinking about, like, buzzing my head again.

[Evan]

Get your wings back. Go for a mullet.

[CJ]

The wings are right here.

[Evan]

No, he's got.

[Ben]

You need to know, like, just the

[Ken]

wings back here, though, like, straight up going.

[Ben]

It's more of a cape, isn't it?

[Evan]

Let's go.

[Ben]

Yeah, I don't.

[Evan]

Would you go full one all around or what? Yeah, run it.

[CJ]

I mean, solid mullets are 80s, but so was just long hair in general. Just rock star.

[Gavin]

That is true.

[CJ]

Long hair, like, that was slim's. Argument the mullet. I'm here to party. Party.

[Evan]

No business. No business at all. Just straight party.

[Ken]

I love that.

[Evan]

All right. Is that what you're going for right now? Straight party face?

[CJ]

I don't think I'm actually going for anything. I'm just literally not getting a haircut.

[Evan]

I like that.

[CJ]

You know, I never know what to tell them. It's awkward for me.

[Evan]

What do you mean?

[CJ]

Like, I just hope that the person cutting my hair is going to know what to do and I'm, I'm not going to. I'm not very picky, so I just sit down. But yeah, like cut my hair. What do you want?

[Ken]

You're afraid I don't know things right there.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Ken]

You're afraid to have to tell them what to do. Do. So you're just avoiding.

[CJ]

But I don't, I don't know. Yes, but it's not that I'm afraid to tell them. I don't know what to tell them.

[Evan]

I. I don't.

[CJ]

I'm excited.

[Ken]

What about a trim up?

[CJ]

I'll tell them that. How much? The top around the ears. What do you want?

[Ben]

The bangs.

[Evan]

I'm like.

[CJ]

I don't know. Just make me not look like a freak. Like do what you think looks good and I'm sure it'll be fine. Like I'm not that picky.

[Ken]

Just I miss, I miss when you would go home for the weekend and get a haircut and then you come back looking like a 12 year old.

[CJ]

You would like that, you little weirdo.

[Ken]

It is crazy though, how much younger you look with a cleaned up haircut.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I don't know. I don't know if I'd buzz it again.

[Ken]

That's not like a little kid haircut. Your little kid haircut is when you're just like.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

When it's like three.

[Ken]

Yeah. You're just cleaned up around the whole head. Except for right in the front with a little spot.

[Evan]

You have a spike up.

[CJ]

Yeah, I never have run a spike in the front. Like I used to play a little

[Ken]

spike where they put a little gel. Sometimes they run colored. Colored gel.

[Ben]

I used to do that as a kid.

[CJ]

Short of my mom making me for a picture day in elementary school, I have never put product in my hair. Like gel. I mean, I use some good conditioner, I wash it. But as far as styling shit, it's all natural.

[Gavin]

I just can't stop thinking about you with just fully, fully party hair.

[Ryan Reynolds]

80s.

[Evan]

Oh, I love it, dude. All the way around.

[CJ]

Oh no, the actual Party here.

[Evan]

Should I go full party here?

[Gavin]

Yeah, I'd love to see it.

[CJ]

You can always bring it back to a mullet awfully quick, right?

[Evan]

All right, I'm done cutting it then.

[Ben]

All right, that's easy.

[Gavin]

Why is the. The cape so long? Oh, yeah, he just left it as is, then grew it out.

[Evan]

Let's run it. I'm down full party mode. It's kind of the era of my life. I'm in right now, too, so. Partying, partying, making videos. That's kind of where I'm at. And three wheelers.

[Ben]

You also crashing vans.

[Evan]

Crashing a lot of three crashes. Three crashes, 24 hours. That's a record right there, huh?

[Ryan Reynolds]

You.

[CJ]

Oh, you did three crashes in, like two hours.

[Evan]

Different vehicles, though. Three different vehicles in 24 hours.

[Ben]

A car crash, full car crash, three wheeler crash. And then a snowmobile crash.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You crash a snowmobile, too?

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, go.

[Ken]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Just pop up the vid. You crash the snowmobile, and then. I want Mike and Ryan to see this.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's podcast.

[Ben]

We're not sure if it was Ben or if it was G. Yeah, we're

[Ken]

not entirely sure who it was yet.

[Evan]

I think it might have been Ben,

[Ken]

but pop up the vid. Gavin.

[CJ]

He was really going fast here too.

[Ken]

Oh, my gosh.

[Evan]

It kind of sucked, actually.

[Ken]

So go back. Go back and pause it.

[Ben]

Why does it look like Ben?

[Ken]

Who is this? Is this. I thought that shred 80 or is that.

[Ben]

Bro, it looks just like you, Ben. That's actually a sick thumbnail.

[Ken]

Yeah, that is.

[Evan]

Holy crap. Isn't that kind of sick?

[Ken]

I love it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're running Ben's kit.

[Ken]

Got my helmet, my snowmobile, and my monosuit.

[Gavin]

I love how, like, obviously in a classic bale, like the vehicle and you are going to land separately, right? This almost. It almost looked like you and the sled jumped it separately, too.

[Evan]

I think we did.

[Ken]

I mean, how do you even end up.

[Evan]

Well, look at where I'm at right there.

[Ken]

Who is filming this, Evan?

[Evan]

Pretty good filming.

[Ken]

Filming. This is actually really good filming.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

And then down pretty good, too.

[Gavin]

That's awesome.

[Ken]

Really impressive.

[Evan]

You guys ready for this?

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ben]

The van was debatably the funniest.

[Gavin]

Dropping in.

[Ben]

Wheels are fully turned.

[Evan]

Gavin.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Gavin. Gavin.

[Ben]

That's a hard hit. Look, he's already out of the rig.

[CJ]

One rig one.

[Ben]

One leg out.

[CJ]

The smoke from the airbags literally doesn't.

[Ken]

He's running that one off.

[Ben]

He's running that one off.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Fans of never even looked back at the van either. Just ran away from it.

[Ben]

That's like one of those ridiculous episodes. And they're like, run from the pain. Run from the pain.

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[CJ]

I think it was a rabbit.

[Evan]

Was there one more time?

[CJ]

I think it was a rabbit. But you hit the tree and there's just a critter comes running through the woods.

[Ben]

Probably a squirrel. Oh, squirrel's nest up there.

[CJ]

That's all right back, right?

[Ben]

You know, it's just. I love. We're like, gav, are you okay? And you like, this is today, now the next day. And you're just like, ah, yeah, I'm just fine. But I'd like, I'm not feeling very good about it. What do you mean? Like, you don't feel good? No, I just like, just I shouldn't be okay right now, but I am. And it's like, actually starting to bother me.

[Evan]

It's insane. It doesn't make any sense to me.

[Ben]

I wouldn't let that bother you, dude.

[Evan]

No, it proud to bother me. I just don't want to ever push it too far. I've been so freaking lucky. But I'm also built for it. At the same time, I realize that

[Gavin]

internally and externally, you're a little like superstitious. You're like, how do I. These keep going really well for me. One of these is going to be too well.

[Evan]

My body feels 100. Like, I feel better than I've ever felt before still. And that's the same.

[CJ]

You can hardly walk.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's because of Ben, though.

[Evan]

Don't say like that. I did the first leg day in six months. Like, first actual leg day. See?

[CJ]

So going push gym is what jammed you up.

[Evan]

I would be walking better if it wasn't for the gym in this instance.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Evan]

No, dude. Freaking. I just gotta find that happy medium of not pushing it too far. Of course, we still got some things on the bucket list. Rainbow rail being one of them.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Still.

[Evan]

Dude, we, me and Evan still about it. We've been talking about it a lot.

[Ken]

I want to cut that out.

[Evan]

Dude, don't cut it out because I'm still thinking about it.

[Ken]

I think you gotta cut it out of your bucket list.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Just like Ben should cut out his out of his new year resolution learning how to skateboard. Well, have you even pushed Mondo yet this year? Mondo now when you push with the wrong foot or whatever.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ken]

No, Ryan, I haven't. And for your information, there's snow on the ground.

[CJ]

We have a half pipe indoors.

[Evan]

Oh.

[Ben]

Oh.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like it hasn't been walking around that.

[CJ]

Are Inconveniently have to get moved around.

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah, we gotta get. We gotta get.

[CJ]

It's because he. He doesn't own any ET knees yet. But I could. I might be able to do.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I thought you were gonna buy me a pair of ET knees and we were gonna do this whole thing.

[Ben]

I'm gonna have to.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, yeah. Shreds. I think you need to be. Maybe you should start like a gaming channel or something a little safer.

[Evan]

Cooking channel or something like that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You burn yourself on the fucking stove.

[Ben]

For sure you could handle it.

[Gavin]

You could take a burn.

[Evan]

I could take a burn too, but that would suck. Yeah, no, I like that idea. Maybe just going full on different type of channel gaming. I hate video games though. I love.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really.

[Evan]

That's my biggest problem. I hate. Yeah, really hate video games.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Why?

[Evan]

I'm not good at them and they're just a waste of time.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're not that good at riding three wheelers either.

[Evan]

You right, You like that one, didn't you? That was a good one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're entertaining, bud. You're entertaining, bud.

[Ben]

That was a good.

[Evan]

Thanks, Ryan. Sorry, bud. I didn't mean.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I didn't mean to do you like that.

[Ben]

But he's got passion for it.

[Evan]

I got. I got more passion than. I'll tell you that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And I just watched you bail. Snowmobile jumped. It was two feet. It was a mound.

[Evan]

That's not a three wheeler though.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That was a snowmobile.

[CJ]

Yeah, Three points of content the whole time.

[Evan]

I hate snowmobiles too. How they jump. I do. Yeah, like how they jump and they're so heavy. I can take a three wheeler. I ain't taking a snowmobile.

[Ben]

It is really easy to like if the jump lip is not perfect and you don't know what you're doing to like get really lopsided in the air, really easy. I mean, I do the same thing. I don't crash. But like if I were to hit that, it's always weird. Like a dirt bike is way easier to jump. I'd imagine a three wheeler trailers too, just because of the front.

[Evan]

Yeah. Ryan's saying that kind of hurt my feelings.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry.

[Evan]

Do you mean it? Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Maybe you should drive like monster trucks or something like that because that's like the perfect event.

[Ben]

Great monster truck driver. He could be the next driver for Grave Digger.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's what I'm saying. Like monster trucks are meant to drive for like 30 seconds and then crash to entertain the crowd. He's.

[CJ]

He doesn't have Situational awareness. No offense.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, you'd end up in the stands. You'd be on.

[Ben]

You'd be on Bleacher Report before the morning jam crash. Multiple kills.

[Gavin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Evan]

Don't say that.

[Gavin]

You gotta start raising some money.

[Ben]

They just pop Gavin up on the screen.

[Gavin]

You know, it's more like Monster Carlson. More than just, like, a livery. So we could have, like, the most badass heavy hauler. And in the back, there's, like, inflatable type characters.

[Ken]

You'd be back. So if you rolled over, they would

[Gavin]

just pop back up.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The demographic is there.

[Evan]

No, it's not a bad gig. If you're at Monster Jam, hit me up. I'll drive a truck.

[Ben]

Dude, I. I bet you you could.

[Evan]

That'd be sick. Wouldn't that be. I'm pretty.

[Ben]

I wouldn't be surprised if a team let you just drive in a show for. For whatever. Like, honestly, I would not be that surprised. I'm sure if any of us wanted to, we could probably swing that.

[Gavin]

I'm not trying to really watch you driving a show for your first time.

[Ken]

Maybe on a close course.

[Evan]

Yeah, probably close. I mean, yeah, he doesn't have to

[Ben]

do good, but he could easily be at monster. We got shred 80 from Gavin Carlson from the shredded YouTube channel. Everyone knows who he is. You know, it's like.

[Gavin]

No, I agree. I started thinking about the whole situational awareness.

[Ben]

Yeah. For the surrounding people, it could be dangerous.

[Evan]

Think I'm that bad?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes, you're fine.

[Evan]

But I keep everybody else alive. Like, it's to the right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Better than Ben. Better than Ben. He would drive at the stands for fun.

[Ben]

He just speed right into him. He'd be in the stands, and he'd just back up and then keep driving. Like,

[Ken]

dude, I've said it before. Ryan.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Ken]

You are standing there, and I am drifting. Get the out of the way. And if you are not, that's on you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

To be fair, I have almost ran over cj. I'm in a glass house on this one.

[Ken]

And here's the thing is Dalton is so quick on his feet as a cameraman. He knows what he's getting himself into, but he can also get himself out of it. Right. If you were just standing there, just watching, and you think that being by Dalton is safe because he's the cameraman, that's not the case because he's so used to just, like, sliding out of the way, because that's what he does every single video. Like, good point. Gets himself in the action and Then he slides out of it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'd still like to see the tail of the tape.

[Ben]

You got to have a escape route. So, like, with our new hired Jack, he'll sometimes be running the camera when we're doing, say, we're drifting around, whatever. I have told him multiple times. I, you know, because I'm kind of like, helping just him learn sensory. But I, I tell him every time I go, wherever you're standing, have a plan as to where you're going to run out. If they're going to, like, don't be in a spot where you can't run back and you're going to get pinned in between something. Like, I told him that probably three times. He's probably really annoyed by. But I just don't want him to get hurt.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Ben]

You know, and that is the thing. You got to have, you know, that kind of escape route. But, you know, it is funny because you say Dalton always gets out of the way. When we were filming the Hellcat snowplow, someone was drifting or whatever. I think it was Mike. He almost got hit by it. And then he was coming back and he, like, looks at me like, hey, should I, should I, like, get hit for it, for the video? And I go, no. And then he, like, kind of like, adult, and I love you. But he was like, Ryan was there. He kind of started, like, pouting about it, like, oh, I'm like, I'm sorry I didn't let you get hit by a car. D. I'm sorry, but the truth of the matter is I can't have you get hit by the car because we wouldn't even be able to put that on YouTube, especially, like, someone drifting into you. It would not work.

[Gavin]

Moral of the story is that it's a horrible idea based on your reaction, but especially me not knowing if, if I would have maybe known, hey, Dalton's going to try to bounce off the rear quarter.

[Ken]

Well, then I'd come in a little different. That was.

[Gavin]

Yeah. But then I, what if I came in extra hot that time, not planning that anyone would be bouncing off the rear quarter?

[Ben]

Honestly, I, I, I think what he probably would have done too, is, like, let you come in, and then he probably would have jumped and, like, rolled across, like, maybe the back. You know, it's pretty flat trunk. But I, I was like, no, even if you do, I don't know if we can use it.

[Gavin]

So those Hellcat rear quarters have some massive spring on them. I've seen them punt a lot of people.

[Ken]

Oh, that's the most Classic crossover. Just absolutely someone.

[Ben]

That's the thing is you can't show takeovers on YouTube. That's a fully shut down thing.

[Ken]

Really?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I used to watch that when I was supposed to be working at the car dealership that I used to work at.

[Ben]

Used to be able.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, Supercar Suspect. I used to watch that channel every day because he'd just go to like Street Takeovers back when they were more car culture and a little bit less gunfire.

[Ben]

Call me crazy, but it would be kind of cool just to see one in person for once. But it is very dangerous, man.

[CJ]

We could just post a address of a cormorant.

[Ben]

We host a street takeover now that.

[CJ]

No, we don't.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Straight to jail.

[Ben]

See how that holds up.

[CJ]

We don't want to host it, though.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, I wonder what's happening at this address specifically tonight.

[CJ]

Boy, it would be a shame if a bunch of cars did donuts in this intersection at 9pm and we're just

[Ben]

going to so happen to be here.

[Gavin]

We'll be there.

[CJ]

It.

[Gavin]

It was crazy. Our bums invited us.

[Ben]

We pass it on to Jake.

[Ken]

That's our prank back hosted.

[CJ]

That would actually be great.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Just hosted by Jake Downtown Fargo. Street Takeover. Hosted by Jake Sherbrooke.

[Ben]

Yeah. Yeah, That's. His whole thing is like, we just stage it with his car.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We are in possession of it. Yeah.

[Ben]

This is out. So they know that we stole Jake's

[Ken]

car and it's still sitting.

[Ben]

We've had Jake's car on a pole for a month.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, there's been some windy days too. Like, I was worried about the Hummer and obviously in the chamber Guinea I didn't really care about. But there's some fear. Like, I don't sleep as well when I hear the wind howling when I

[Ben]

wake up at like three in the morning and I'm rolling over and the wind's just howling. I. Like, this happens to me all the time.

[Evan]

Like, what was that thing I'm supposed to be worried about again?

[Ben]

I feel like something was like bothering me. And then I go, oh, that's right. I hope that thing's still up there.

[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

Third world country if there wasn't wind.

[Ben]

The worst part is the things on there half sideways. Like, it's not even centered on the pole.

[CJ]

But it's way straighter than the Shamorghini, which sat up there for a long time. But that thing was.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You put the ratchet straps on at least.

[Micah]

The consequences of the Shambogini falling off are we way lower than if the Mustang falls off, though.

[CJ]

Not much. I mean, there's not missing half the parts in the car. It's just kind of a. Yeah, but

[Micah]

then the body's toast if it falls off.

[Ken]

It really is.

[CJ]

It's a drift car. It's all banged to hell.

[Ben]

Jake really got the worst end of that prank. Like, I think it cost him thousands of dollars to clean up all of his packing peanuts. He had to hire, like, a landscaping company, have them, like, literally use this, like, leaf vacuum.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Pretty good idea.

[Ben]

Yeah. I actually told him that I was trying to help him. I was like, you should just call these guys and they'll be able to help you. But then also, he's gonna have to hire the crane operator to come and pull that thing down.

[CJ]

Like, gotta get on. It's damn near spring, it's gonna get muddy. Road restrictions, and the field floods out.

[Ben]

Yeah, I mean, there's gonna be a

[CJ]

window for over a month where it's like, not even.

[Evan]

It might be.

[Ben]

Might be May by the time you'll be able to get that thing down. Yeah.

[Ken]

Yep. I mean, it's hard to feel bad for him.

[Micah]

He's actually got like four days to get this thing down because it's supposed to be like 50 degrees next week.

[Ben]

Oh, that's great.

[Micah]

So he's got like, basically until Wednesday.

[CJ]

He's gonna have to buy like a whole semi truck full of railroad ties and do it like they do on the pipeline, like, lay down the boards just to drive the truck out there.

[Ken]

I don't really Feel that bad. It was pretty good, though. It was pretty good prank. Pretty proud of that one.

[CJ]

Fun.

[Ben]

Yeah. See what he does back now. It's technically his turn.

[Ken]

It is his turn, but I think this one, the bar was set.

[Evan]

What's he gonna do, though? He's gonna do something else.

[Ken]

Still pretty concerning.

[CJ]

He's had my truck for going on three weeks.

[Evan]

That's what.

[Ken]

You know, it's really hard to feel bad for you on that one too, Ev.

[CJ]

I don't know if I want you to feel bad. I just said it's concerning how long he's had.

[Ken]

We were sitting at dinner last night, and I was sitting across the table from Jake, and Ev goes, all right, Jake, where the fuck's my truck? When's this thing going to be done? We go, I do not think that you're in any position for negotiations right now. Evidence.

[CJ]

What do you mean by that?

[Ben]

He wants it done for free and he wants it done fast.

[CJ]

Okay.

[Ben]

Two things you can't have.

[CJ]

And I also. Okay, you can. Maybe Ben's side of the story is correct, but my side would have been. Hey, Jake, any updates on the truck? That's what I recall saying.

[Ken]

I don't know.

[CJ]

Maybe it's somewhere in between.

[Ben]

It maybe is in between. Yeah. So basically what happened was during Jake's prank, if you watch his video, when he was putting packing peanuts in our. In our shop, you stole the keys out of their truck. Yeah.

[CJ]

I was really confused because, like, I was kind of on their side by not calling you guys.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Or trying to stop them. I knew I could. I mean, I couldn't stop Dave alone and plus all of them. Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I was thinking maybe I could steal their keys and lock them out of the shop and they'd be stuck and.

[Ben]

Yeah, that'd be funny.

[CJ]

And then they came to me with a bargain I could not say no to, which was if I give them the keys, they didn't technically know I have the keys, but they pretty much knew I had the keys. And they just said, ev, if you give us the damn keys, we'll fix your raptor. They knew my raptor needed a little bit of love.

[Ken]

And you said, here they are, here's your keys.

[Ben]

And they got the end of the stick again. Because your raptor, they said, was the most clapped out raptor they've ever seen. And Jake has beat the. Out of like three raptors.

[CJ]

I still think that. I. I just don't know if I believe it's.

[Gavin]

I think they were.

[Evan]

That's what they Were saying, just overwhelmed.

[Gavin]

That all of the things, like they were gonna tackle it themselves. And then they're like, actually, we're gonna offload this on some else.

[Ken]

Can somebody please tell me what the hell's going on here?

[CJ]

Dave hugging me. He's like kissing me right there. It looked like. Whoa.

[Ken]

I didn't know what to do.

[Gavin]

What do you do when a Golden

[Ken]

glove boxer hugs you and say, go to MMA's Touching. It's like when you're. When you're like, uncle sees you and he's like, oh, you've gotten so big. You're like. You're like little eight year old hubby.

[CJ]

I don't know what's going on there.

[Evan]

What. What time of night was that?

[CJ]

Midnight. Perhaps like midnight.

[Ben]

Evan gave him the one slap, like, all right, now let go of me.

[CJ]

I don't know. It's what I say. They. I saw them come in hot and heavy and I just literally. Well, they were wearing masks, which is intimidating. And I just said, this looks like it's none of my business. Stayed out of it.

[Ken]

Like a golden retriever, not a guard dog. Paid off by the first guy. They give you a treat, they'll treat.

[CJ]

Yeah, I just. I didn't know. I mean, think of that one time when Cody was like. He ended up duct taped to a pole. And I didn't want.

[Ben]

I didn't want to do that to Evan. That'd been. You would not like that.

[CJ]

No, I figured it would just be better. I'm just gonna just pretend I don't see what's happening here. But then I decided maybe I should do something. So I stole their keys.

[Ken]

So you think that. And kind of now that they have your vehicle, they're. They're planning something rather than just fixing it, even though that you did them the favor.

[CJ]

Well, perhaps because it's pretty darn nice of them to get my truck all dialed in and it's almost like, can it really?

[Ben]

How much money you think they spent too?

[Ken]

Over ten grand.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You did save a lot of money. Not doing anything to it.

[Gavin]

F. Holy.

[Ken]

Over ten grand to be a narc. Oh, that's crazy too, because damn.

[Ben]

Jake is really. This is an expensive prank war for Jake. Okay.

[Ken]

By giving him the keys.

[CJ]

I don't think that counts as a narc. Like, narcissist would have been if I called you guys and stopped it. That would be.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Or if you like, unlocked the shop for them or something, you know.

[CJ]

Yeah. And unfortunately, the doors weren't locked yet.

[Ken]

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I suppose so.

[CJ]

I, I really tried to play the neutral ground.

[Ken]

You're like Switzerland. Yes, Switzerland's taking some money on under the table.

[CJ]

But like I said, ten thousand dollar carrot dangling in front of the donkey.

[Ken]

It's pretty wild that they racked up a ten thousand dollar bill just fixing your truck. That was supposed to be like an oil change and some new ball joints.

[CJ]

Yeah, I mean, but also I think that they are pretty anal when it comes to their first gen raptors. So there might have been some things that maybe you've been like, oh, that might be okay, but they're really going big on it. I'm not sure though, how do you

[Ben]

think you manage to destroy that thing? As bad as they're saying, like, what do you do with your raptor?

[CJ]

See, and that's the thing is, you guys know, I've like refused to jump it. I rarely hoon it, like even doing donuts or anything. It's just I've put like 85 to 90,000 miles on it and like haven't put a dollar into it. Other than oil change tires and a couple of soft brake lines, we've hooned it pretty good.

[Ryan Reynolds]

A couple.

[Ben]

I've seen that one.

[CJ]

There was one time.

[Ben]

What about when you said like a few weeks ago you were doing 90 mile an hour slides out on the lake with slim.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, that sounds fun.

[CJ]

Yeah, but it was smooth. Like that's not that hard on. I'm saying it's not like, you know, I'm saying dry asphalt with the diff locked. I feel like that could be hard on stuff. And then obviously catching air is hard, but nice smooth ice.

[Ken]

What about the one time that you missed the T in the road and you hit the ditch at 70 with the trailer?

[Ben]

Or that one time there was no soft. You're driving back from the pit and you cut across and you hit the ditch.

[CJ]

My muffler.

[Ben]

Muffler fell off. Yeah, it's a pretty hard hit to tear your muffler off.

[Micah]

Or the time you cut the corner pretty sharp and you hit a bunch of trees.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Micah]

At the farm.

[Evan]

Or the time your muffler fell off drifting on the drift track. Not drift track, the other track.

[CJ]

You mean what C.J. just said?

[Evan]

No, that was another time.

[CJ]

My mufflers only fell off once.

[Evan]

Oh, okay.

[Ken]

Yeah, I guess a trip home from brunch that one day.

[Ben]

Yeah, you were on the way home from brunch and you.

[CJ]

So okay.

[Ken]

You know, there's a lot of stories that we have just rifled off that we know about and I'D imagine that there's a good bushel that we don't

[CJ]

perhaps, however, that's over, you know, four years. Look at what you guys do to your raptors. That's why I feel like I'm actually kind of taking care of mine because I see what you specifically, I see what Ken does with his Bronco.

[Micah]

I mean, I load my Bronco out in perfect condition to you while your truck's getting fixed like a, like a good friend would be. And what happens? I get notification after notification that there's problems with it.

[Ken]

This is pretty crazy.

[Micah]

So every time you drive that thing, I get a notification that the abs is broken, the cruise control is broken. Let me just pop this up.

[Ken]

This is pretty crazy.

[Ben]

Don't you have a door ding too now?

[Micah]

Anti lock brake fault. Anti lock brake fault. Pre collision fault.

[Ken]

Pre collision.

[Micah]

Every time you drive it, I get a notification that there's a problem with it.

[Ken]

What are you doing?

[CJ]

I am not doing anything. This is what happens every time you start the vehicle. It starts with all these issues on the screen. You drive it or it needs to run for about 30 seconds, they all clear. Then within the next 10 to 20 miles, the dashes explodes with all these errors. And then they stay on until I park and I shut it off. I started again. They all go away and then it comes back and every time they go off and on.

[Micah]

It's almost like the problem didn't exist when you started to drive it. And then now that you are driving it, there's all these errors with it and problems, bro.

[CJ]

Even Gavin was, was like, what's going on? I'm like, dude, that's the craziest thing is I have been babying this friggin thing. Like I've literally haven't even done a poll in this thing and it's just freaking electrical nightmare.

[Micah]

Gavin drove that thing for six months and not a problem. Almost like you drive it for one day and I just get a Christmas tree.

[CJ]

Oh, Ken. I had a week and a half before the issue started. Your phone's hooked up to it.

[Ken]

You can see.

[CJ]

Have I even exceeded the speed limit?

[Micah]

It doesn't tell me that you have to go in the dash for that.

[CJ]

I have been taking really good care of it because I'm very appreciative of having the rig to drive, even if it is gay.

[Ben]

I was waiting for that.

[CJ]

I'm sorry, I had to. No, it actually is. It actually is a very, very comfortable ride. It's pretty sick. Sorry. God damn it. I need my truck Back. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. I just said it before CJ said it.

[Ben]

Don't drag me into this, Ev. So onto a new topic here. We're so lucky to have Chef Jen and all of her wonderful leftovers that we can make for dinner. Whatever. In our fridge downstairs, there's a drawer on the bottom full of expired foods. Oh, like, are we collecting expired foods in there? I'm assuming somebody knows what's going on.

[CJ]

Yeah, let's just not talk about this at the moment.

[Ben]

So. So you have something to do with it?

[CJ]

No, but I know things.

[Ben]

What are we doing here? What do we like, why are we saving?

[CJ]

Well, I clearly can't tell you right now.

[Ben]

Yeah, well, whatever is in the works, it seems like it should happen because the drawer is full.

[CJ]

Is it starting to smell? I mean, just don't open it.

[Ben]

Yeah, you don't want to open it.

[CJ]

I don't open it. That cottage cheese will jump out and get you.

[Ben]

There's some things in there that are like, over a year expired.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Whoa.

[CJ]

I don't know what's in there. I'm not even.

[Ken]

Oh, you're.

[Gavin]

You're trolling.

[Ken]

Eat.

[Ben]

No, I'm just curious because we're nose a little too. We're out of space in the fridge, and half of it is. Well, I shouldn't say half, but a

[Gavin]

quarter of it is crazy shit in there. I mean, Ben and I were going through the other day, and there was just like an empty container. Was just nothing in it was.

[Ken]

But there was a crumb in it.

[Ben]

I feel like it's the late night crew. What are you guys up to?

[CJ]

No, I got my own fridge. I keep my most. My videos in my right next to bed. Where I reach mine, I get up.

[Ben]

So does it have something to do with Dalton or what? It's his plan.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Why he hasn't done it yet? I have no idea.

[Ben]

Because Jen was about to throw it away, and then she was. He's like, no, no, no.

[CJ]

I mean, in his. Me and Dalton have been cooking, but he's. He's been busy. He's been busy.

[Ben]

He's in Arizona right now.

[CJ]

Yeah, pretty busy

[Ben]

on vacation, which he deserves.

[CJ]

Could I take 50 shoots under par?

[Ben]

He's going golfing.

[Ken]

Oh, at least.

[CJ]

At least the Tick Tock edit he will.

[Ken]

What do you got here?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Ryan, could I take a second to clear up some rumors?

[Ben]

Please do.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Apparently, I now have my own drug use rumors going around.

[Ben]

TikTok, can I see these?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I'll See if I can pull some up. But apparently I'm, like, just racked on. I don't know if I can say the word, the C word all the time, because I'm so excited for everybody when they get gifts. And then someone goes, yeah, look at 327 in the cheap versus expensive boat. He does a line off the boat seat.

[Ken]

I've been seeing that. Yeah. But I. I honestly haven't cared enough because I know it's not true.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

If it was true, I'd be like,

[Ryan Reynolds]

oh, I'm digging in the camera bag for a battery.

[Ken]

And I go, well, what the does it look like he's doing? So pull the clip up, because I'm very curious.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Actually, I'm digging in the camera. So it's. It's a shot of C.J. talking in the seat, and then in the mirror, you see me lean down underneath, like, the back behind you, and I'm digging in the camera bag for a new battery. I'm like, God damn.

[Gavin]

If there's one thing I love about, like. I mean, this has been this way since we started posting, is that when people are true fans of the videos, they'll just find themselves, like, watching the background. I mean. I mean, I even do it on other YouTubers. I like, did you see so and so doing this in the background and bringing it to another level? They think they see something in the background, but.

[Ken]

So what? Is my name cleared then?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I think you're good. I think the spotlight's on me now.

[Gavin]

Yeah. Ryan wasn't just so excited for his friends to get gifts. Heaven forbid that he did drugs, but Lamborghini, that was the. That's the main one. Yeah. And then they started digging, and he got excited for other things, and apparently, you can't be that excited.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You can't be excited these days.

[Evan]

You're telling me.

[Gavin]

I mean, people.

[CJ]

No, everyone just assumes they don't have to make the accusation.

[Evan]

Not what.

[CJ]

Oh, they all know you don't. But you're so jacked off the Celsius and your energy. Like, I don't think anyone was, like, too much surprise or anything.

[Ben]

I thought you were on. I thought you were on when I first met you.

[Gavin]

Right.

[Evan]

Oh, I know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I really did, too.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

That's crazy. Just high on life that time.

[CJ]

Dude, would you say Lunchables and Mountain Dew or something?

[Evan]

Dude, one Lunchable, one Mountain Dew, and I was good to go. You don't even know.

[Ken]

Honestly, Gav, I want. I want to clear this up. When people are like, oh, he's just he's faking it. Or like, this is such an act when you're acting surprised or.

[Evan]

Or that's whatever it is.

[Ken]

Or when you're doing literally anything in the Seabo video and you know you're going to have haters. But, like, I feel like I've said this and I'll say it a thousand more times. That is how he is on and off camera 24 7. It's not an act. That is how he is.

[Evan]

That is really how I am. Thank you for that.

[Ken]

It is authentic. And it's like, people, I think, hate to see how, like, happy and energetic you are.

[Evan]

Exactly. And then once they meet me in person, they're like, holy. You really just are on 10 all the time and just have that, you know, the charisma to talk to anybody

[Ryan Reynolds]

or do whatever and you're handsome.

[Ben]

I think it's kind of like a snowball, though. Like, it's like some people start hating and then they see it and then it. It, like, almost puts it in their mind to, like, negatively think about something. And I completely disagree with any of the hate because, like, Ben was saying, dude, you're always like this. And I genuinely think you are one of the best humans I've ever met, man. You're just so positive, so happy all the time. You always bring good vibes. You're so fun to hang out with. Like, I'm just. I love that you're here this week. Even if we weren't filming videos. It just. I just love having you around.

[Evan]

Really.

[Ben]

It brings up the vibes for sure.

[Evan]

I'm stoked to be around. It just brings me to a whole nother level being around you guys too. It's the best.

[Gavin]

Yeah, it's so fun watching you, like, literally just pulling out a three wheeler you've seen 10,000 times and seeing that everyone. There's no way you could be that excited about seeing that three wheeler. And I'm like, no, he's that excited. Every freaking time.

[Evan]

Doesn't get better.

[Ben]

And nobody deserves the fame more than this guy. Like, you have done some gnarly ass shit, Gavin, and taken some gnarly falls. He deserves. He deserves everything he has.

[Evan]

I've gone through a lot body wise, dude. My body's taking a beating, I'll tell you that.

[Ben]

But you're built for it, so.

[CJ]

So yesterday with my Lamborghini, I had a bad battery in it and it's been causing the car to be brick itself. So I finally break down. I need to go get a New battery for the Lambo. Gavin needs to get a new battery for his three wheeler. We get back to the shop, I spend a hour and a half. I have my Lamborghini torn apart. The rear panels. I got the subwoofer out. I'm going through fuses, pulling panels. I got the center column pulled all the way apart.

[Evan]

I've got.

[CJ]

Dude, I'm tearing this thing apart.

[Ben]

About the last car, you want to start tearing apart yourself?

[CJ]

Two, because there's no battery tray on that threw there. He literally had to put five zip ties to the subframe. Just zip tie a battery to the frame. It would have been done. I had to finish up my Lambo project and help him get the battery in the three.

[Evan]

I needed somebody to hold the battery for me, and I was making phone calls, but, yeah, I didn't need some help.

[Ken]

Dude, that car, I don't know what

[CJ]

this was to work on.

[Ben]

I don't know if anyone's ever said a Lamborghini wasn't stressful to work on.

[CJ]

Yeah, I mean, I'm just scared. Like on any vehicle, I don't like little plastic clips and push pins and. Because I just know they're easy to break. But on this car, I really don't want to break them. And I really don't know what the hell is going on every single model year, and everything is different. So it's hard to even look up a YouTube video or something because everyone is. Is different. And 06 is under the hood and 067's in the trunk. Whatever. I don't know. Yeah, but that's it. All I thought is, man, this guy wasn't that productive in that hour and a half.

[Evan]

Well, I was making phone calls, sending

[Ken]

emails to deal with Gab being a good guy, trying to. Trying to get the haters off of his back. But that's.

[CJ]

I'm sorry.

[Ken]

That's a good story. Yeah.

[Ben]

That's what you followed up.

[CJ]

I'm sorry. I guess I didn't.

[Ken]

That was funny, though.

[Ben]

It was funny, though.

[Evan]

Thanks.

[CJ]

I mean, I had a great time.

[Evan]

It was a great day. Really good day yesterday.

[Ben]

You guys have been having a lot of fun, though.

[Evan]

We tend to. We always do kind of someone to run wild with.

[CJ]

Go just. Oh, yeah, do dumb. It's very fun.

[Evan]

Nothing better, actually.

[CJ]

Do you feel bad for spending, though?

[Evan]

We are gonna have to get spending a whole brand new van. We are getting. Spending a brand new van.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Brand new.

[Evan]

Not brand new like a.

[Ken]

Like a Chrysler Pacifica or.

[Gavin]

It just came out.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, don't be so jealous.

[Evan]

Nothing that new. Let's get, like, him an old. What? Old Chevy. Probably go Chevy this time. Yeah, old 1500 or something like that.

[Ken]

You could get Mercedes Sprinter van.

[Evan]

Would he be cool with that?

[Ken]

Yeah, I think he would be okay with that.

[Evan]

No, it's probably way too nice. A little bit over my pay grade right now.

[Ken]

We could work something out we can make into payments.

[Evan]

No, thank you. Because I'll probably wreck that too, trying to give it to him.

[Ken]

I think it's worth a little bit less money than it was when we bought it after the shape it's in.

[Evan]

But the wine. A lot of bad nights in there, huh?

[Ben]

Well, good nights.

[Evan]

Well, good nights. But, like, yeah, we got really hard on it.

[Ken]

Some of the best nights, I will

[Evan]

say, best time ever in there. So much having that as Sturgis, that was a game changer, dude.

[CJ]

Everywhere.

[Ken]

It's amazing. It's incredible.

[Evan]

No, that thing's awesome. But I definitely own a new van. What do you guys think I should get him? Like, just old 2002 something something.

[Ken]

I've been going new, I think. Isn't that thing newer like the one that you crashed?

[Evan]

Isn't that 97? 1997.

[CJ]

Oh, it's pretty new, but it still has a carburetor, which is crazy. There can't be that many vehicles that met the criteria of carburetor and airbags put together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe there's more than.

[Evan]

I think first airbag ever right there. Isn't that crazy?

[CJ]

What is it?

[Evan]

Yeah, that's my first one ever.

[Ben]

Oh, it's impressive in the Dodge, man.

[CJ]

I figured you've been slapped around by bags like that all the time.

[Evan]

Not that hard, though. Not blowing that much smoke in my face.

[CJ]

Dude, the smoke was unreal. Dude, I still crack up just thinking about it. The crash was terrible, but the smoke was funny.

[Evan]

What went through your head as you saw me coming over that lip?

[CJ]

Well, I told Ryan before you did it, he was gonna. You were gonna crash. But I thought you were gonna hit the snowbank, which is why we thought it was fine.

[Evan]

Yeah, well, not fine.

[Ben]

So you knew.

[CJ]

I mean, we were hoping. You obviously went crashing anything.

[Ken]

It was like.

[CJ]

But look, he hits this snowbank, which is like, fine. The vehicle's fine. It's kind of funny. You're stuck in a snowbank.

[Evan]

That was scary for me at the.

[Gavin]

Yeah, you. I love how you dropped in from different area and hit basically the same tree that Ben hit in the Hoonicorn. Same cluster. But Coming from a completely different way in a completely different environment, completely different vehicle.

[Evan]

Nailed.

[Gavin]

Nailed it. Dead in the center.

[Evan]

Thankfully, I had plenty of time to brace, but it was like the same reaction that you had. I have it on GoPro.

[CJ]

Oh, no.

[Evan]

Oh, no.

[CJ]

Oh. Exact same.

[Ben]

Dude, you have a GoPro in there

[Evan]

when you crash the GoPro. Yeah, I got the GoPro.

[Ben]

Oh, I gotta see that.

[Evan]

Should we put it up real fast? I can grab the SD card.

[Ben]

Yeah, Go Grab is funny though, because like, while you and Evan are basically running wild word in a meeting or I'm editing or, you know, we're doing something, you know, related to. I mean, we're working and then it's like I'll just hear like a three wheeler buzz by outside and then.

[Ken]

And then it's usually followed up with

[Evan]

Gavin.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Ben]

You know, something like that.

[Gavin]

And then it's like run back in with a proper crash video.

[Ben]

Oh, dude, dude, dude. You gotta see this.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

You know, it's just fun. It's just exciting.

[Ken]

Yeah. So the van that we're talking about right now that Gavin crashed into the trees, he bought it and surprised our buddy Spenny. And he bought it from our local buddy Stoner. So you have this footage? Gifted it to Spenny.

[Evan]

Yep. He loved it. We gave it a full taco. We put some flooring in there, you know, put a disco ball up. Made it proper.

[CJ]

Some hate for it though.

[Evan]

Yeah, some people were upset that I got a good deal. He was asking 1100. I think I paid 8.

[Ken]

What? And people were mad that I didn't comment any commenting. Probably hates to see a good deal.

[Evan]

I know, that's what I'm saying.

[Ken]

He hates to see a good deal.

[Evan]

So, yeah, I bargained down a little bit and people were mad I didn't give him the extra 300 bucks. So maybe at some point we'll go give him a three wheeler and spread the three wheeler love or something. I don't know. Give him a go kart. We were talking about a couple things.

[Ben]

What's he gonna do with a go kart? Gabby. 60 years old.

[Evan]

Hey. Hey.

[Ben]

I know I kind of lowballed you and beat you down on that van, but hey, here's a go kart, dude. It was.

[Evan]

Would probably be more beneficial A3.

[Ben]

He could always sell either of them though, so.

[CJ]

But how crazy. Word went around town like we bought that van or you bought that van. It couldn't have been half hour, 45 minutes. We had to run to the corant store, go to the gas Station. The lady behind the counter goes, huh, I heard you bought that van. We weren't driving the van.

[Evan]

We weren't even driving the van crazy.

[CJ]

So he went. He had already went to the gas station, told everyone that we had bought the van. What then a few we're absorb us.

[Evan]

Yep, the whole town knew.

[CJ]

Ken's carpenter comes up to us and says, yeah, I heard you got a new rig. How does everybody know?

[Ben]

Dude, word around small town travels quick.

[Ken]

Especially when a vehicle's for sale in a legendary side of the road. Yeah, everyone sees it. And then also everyone knows whose vehicle that is. That used to be a homecoming vehicle because for a while he was driving it around and it still had all the class of 20, 25 on it.

[Evan]

Yeah, that van.

[CJ]

But the thing was is we hit it. It would make more sense if we were like driving around, but we literally bought it and had to hide it. And then all these people just knew we had.

[Ben]

Here we go.

[Evan]

So casual, right?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I can't wait to see what happens to this disco ball.

[Evan]

Quick. Oh.

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[Evan]

My gosh.

[Ken]

No. God.

[Evan]

I told you. Identical. Identical, bro. You need to clip that and put on Instagram.

[Gavin]

You're so funny, guy.

[Ben]

Like,

[Evan]

it was at this moment he

[Ben]

knew he up, bro.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're just your face when you're headed 23 miles an hour towards a tree.

[Ben]

Lucky.

[CJ]

You're lucky you didn't break the back rest off the seat. You were pushing back so hard trying

[Ryan Reynolds]

to get as far from the tree as possible.

[Ben]

Did you hit your face on that?

[Evan]

Dude, the steering wheel caught me pretty good. I wouldn't.

[Ben]

You actually. Oh, my God.

[Ken]

Dude, you didn't hit your face on the steering wheel, did you?

[Evan]

No, I didn't touch my face on anything, bro.

[Ben]

There's like no way to slow mo. It. It just was. It went from sitting upright to just do.

[CJ]

They say though, when you brace like that, that's how you like break your wrists and your arms and stuff too far. That's why they say a lot of the drunk driving drivers, when they get in accidents, they end up okay because they're just rag dolling. But if you brace for it, you can bust yourself up.

[Evan]

Oh, wow.

[CJ]

So think about that, Gavin.

[Evan]

Stay loose. Thank you, bro. That was a good, right? Yeah, really good. Really good. Little crash right there or big crash.

[CJ]

It wasn't much, but it was honest work.

[Ken]

Insane for the resume, brother.

[Ben]

What should we do this weekend, boys?

[Evan]

Something. Go crash something.

[Ben]

Only thing to do.

[Evan]

Yeah, freaking A. Ice fishing could be fun. You got. I know you guys just Already had a big ice fish adventure.

[CJ]

But you're buying your own gear because there's no way I'm letting you run my equipment.

[Evan]

What are you talking about?

[Ben]

You think he'd break your rod or what?

[Evan]

No, I won't.

[CJ]

He would.

[Evan]

I probably would. Let me borrow it. Still, it's fine.

[Ben]

Not to bring up an old video, but there's some discrepancies in the. Who won the cheaper, expensive ice fishing challenge? We didn't. We messed up. I didn't know until I saw the video. You guys didn't catch your fish. Yeah. Your guide caught it. And then we just didn't ask questions.

[Gavin]

I know. We just didn't ask questions. But here's the thing. I didn't know that your guide caught it.

[CJ]

I thought it was more about fish landed in our well.

[Gavin]

It was. But here's the thing. If that would have been us, you guys would have been on our bumper about it. A thousand percent. You would have been.

[Ken]

Hard to say.

[Gavin]

A thousand percent. You would have been. You would have. You would have been so honest.

[Micah]

So what was the biggest fish either of you two personally got?

[Ben]

Okay, technically we would have still, but I'm really just not that mad about it. Because it's already done.

[Gavin]

Yeah, it's done.

[Ken]

Like, already.

[Ben]

Like, with the.

[Evan]

What?

[Ben]

It's done. So if we did the 10 minutes,

[Ken]

it was a prize pool, such as.

[Gavin]

Yes.

[Ken]

Money, then. Yeah, we might have to.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

If there was some kind of way to recoup. But what's done is done, so it just is what it is.

[Ken]

Right.

[Ben]

Unless you guys want to rip a 10 minute.

[Ken]

I don't know.

[CJ]

Just looking forward to, like, the fishing challenge this summer, perhaps, and we'll run

[Gavin]

it back so you can cheat again.

[CJ]

No, there will be no cheating.

[Ken]

Well, if you don't. You know, it's hard to say with the rules.

[CJ]

Exactly. This. If it. It's not cheating, if it's not super clearly defined.

[Ken]

Oh, Big ranch said that.

[CJ]

Do you not remember the snowmobile challenge? He was trying to bend everything. And then we realized that we didn't make that many rules. We just had a couple. Yeah. And he was. He was looking for loopholes left and right.

[Ben]

We just figured we didn't have to cheat to beat you guys. So.

[Ken]

Yeah, I would definitely.

[CJ]

How would you have even been able to cheat?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't know. Hire a guide. Go to a lake far away with bigger fish.

[Ben]

Go to the best lake in Minnesota.

[CJ]

Minnesota. We gotta quit saying that.

[Ben]

It's a pretty damn good fishing lake.

[CJ]

It does piss Me off.

[Ben]

Like, that's where everyone goes. Like, why else would someone.

[Ken]

It was actually insane.

[Ben]

Five hours to go.

[Ken]

Tommy. Tommy was saying that it was the worst day of fishing that he's had in a long time.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I mean, so many people do big fishing up to Lake of the Woods. That's like, it's one of the better ones. Wouldn't you say that it's definitely better than fishing around here.

[CJ]

It's like a tourist trap to go catch tiny saga.

[Ken]

It's for people.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, consider yourself trapped.

[Ken]

Dude is such a big purist. God, Evan is such a purist.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is it because you're like a Lake Superior guy or what?

[CJ]

No, I don't. I don't know. There's big fish in the experience, but no, I've actually like, like basically never even fished on Lake Superior and I damn near live on it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So what's the best lake? The one that's two and a half miles.

[CJ]

Lakes with structure and you just focus in and catch some fish. But up there it's just like a big bowl where there's like a bunch of rental houses and you just go up there and get fish.

[Ben]

Yeah, there is big.

[CJ]

There is big fish up there. There can't be.

[Ken]

We're sitting there and we were trying to catch sturgeon like at the end of the night. And they were only biting like after sun goes down. And we were sitting there trying to catch a sturgeon for the video. And like you could see him down there on the vexilar of them going by. And we were sitting there and we. And we sat there and tried to catch it for. Or catch one surgeon for like five or six hours. And I actually, because we were like, I agree, felt a little dirty knowing what we had done.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Not using your ice auger that you were provided.

[CJ]

The only reason you felt dirty is from those Chuck wagons, buddy.

[Ken]

That was also.

[Ben]

You probably had Evan's fart just like on your body too.

[Ken]

It was terrible. Right? Lingering in the air. So we were trying to secure the dub that was undeniable. Didn't happen. And after six hours of trying, we were like have to deal with what we. What we've done, dude.

[CJ]

I would 100 though, go back up there and try to catch a sturgeon because a sturgeon through the ice would be insane.

[Ken]

That would be insane. Imagine being Electric pulling a 70 inch fish into that little red rocket.

[Ben]

Been amazing.

[CJ]

That's actually like on the river too. I guess when I was saying like the lake, I mean the lake does have big fish, but It's a lot of small fish out there too, but the sturgeon's like a whole different game. You can't just go anywhere and catch a sturgeon.

[Ben]

I've never caught a fish, obviously. I've never caught a fish that's like big like that, where you're. You're not holding with your hands just in between your arms like that, and you're just catching that out of a lake in Minnesota. Legendary.

[CJ]

You know, close to deep sea fishing as a guy.

[Ben]

Yeah, exactly. Obviously fishing, you can catch stuff like that.

[Ken]

Dude, those things are like dinosaurs.

[Evan]

So sick.

[Ben]

You have to just put it back and just.

[CJ]

Yeah, you can smoke them, but you kind of. You tag them like a deer. There's like a small window when you can keep them. You only get one and it's in like, you know, there's a slot limit that's pretty tight.

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[CJ]

Dude.

[Ken]

I had a lot of fun filming it though. Like, even though we didn't catch anything that substantial, like, like the 18 inch walleye was obviously sweet, but like even just catching little fish like that, just fun. Like you're just sitting there, you're just chilling. It's pretty relaxing. I'll give you that little dopamine hit every single time.

[Evan]

Best thing ever.

[CJ]

And you had a chair. I was 69 with Dalton in the back of the van.

[Ken]

Yeah, my. My seating position was a little bit better than Evans, but I think we gotta run one back this summer where we split up into teams again. Then we do another fishing challenge. Build your own boat with some kind of boat.

[Gavin]

Yeah, something. Some budget on a boat or something. I was just gonna say we actually have to catch fish. Like to the point where we might have to film it over multiple days or something. Like we gotta catch fish.

[Ben]

24 hours clearly isn't enough for us. Yeah, fishing's hard, man.

[Evan]

What are you thinking about, Ev? What are we getting into later?

[CJ]

What do you think?

[Evan]

Pull tabs?

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

You had a hot one last night.

[Evan]

Decent, right? 800 bones.

[Ken]

You guys are scaring everyone.

[Evan]

Why? So just because we lose our mind? Oh, dude, you should lose your mind. You should have seen the night we. We said Zorba's world record. Right?

[CJ]

As far as I'm aware. That's what I've been told.

[Evan]

Oh my gosh.

[Ken]

Oh.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Zorba's world record.

[Evan]

World record. I mean, any.

[CJ]

Zor was across 500 GAV45. 4,500 bones on just the ETAB. That's not even coding the box.

[Evan]

It was unreal. Oh, we were losing our minds.

[CJ]

They kept reminding us. I. I guess what they tell me and Gavin were getting too revved up. Up is it's still dinner time, guys. That's their sign to us that we need to chill out. Yeah. Once it gets past like 10, 11 o' clock, we can be a little looser.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Still dinner time.

[CJ]

Still dinner time.

[Ken]

Gav, where are you going from here?

[Evan]

Where am I going from here? We got a couple trips planned but next trip is going to be the junkyard digs. Hopefully. Hopefully here soon. I don't know, I got to make another phone call to him but he has a thousand cc Kawasaki motor stuffed into a 185 so we're gonna go check him out with that up.

[Ken]

The world is just your oyster to find the next three wheeler.

[Evan]

It really is. If it's cool and it has three wheels, I want to make it happen. And I'm also talking a guy out in New Zealand. He's coming to stay at my house for a couple days. We're going to be building something for Matt's off road games but then after that hopefully making my way up to New Zealand here in a month or two.

[Ken]

Dude, it's just crazy how much traveling you've done.

[Ben]

Do you ever get sick of it?

[Evan]

That's my question at this point. I love it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I just hate being home now. I'm always looking really.

[Ben]

That's awesome. Then I'm really happy.

[Evan]

It's the best thing ever. It's just, just integrating an editor now. So hopefully I'm trying out your guys's new buddy that helps do all your clipping so we'll see how he does. That's my biggest stress. I'm chasing the next adventure. Always chasing, you know, something cool to film. It's just hard to balance that editing.

[Ken]

So yeah, if you're really good at making friends and like in the last three months you've filmed like so many collabs with so many people that have just like I think you've put yourself in a position that you just like pound down doors or bang down doors and like don't take no for an

[Evan]

answer and just keep saying what's up? Yeah.

[Ben]

So like literally I was actually just

[Ryan Reynolds]

looking through your YouTube stuff. You did the 10 million dollar three wheeler collection.

[CJ]

Yep.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Then you collabed with Jake Paul.

[Ben]

Yep.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Spenny, us, Twitch Whistle and Diesel. Brian Deegan Weston. And we're only two months back on that. It's pretty freaking crazy.

[Gavin]

That's crazy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's a lot of big dogs and

[Evan]

they're just all normal fun guys. They're all my buddies.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Like what's something that you've taken away from hanging out with someone like Brian Deegan to the next week, hanging out with like Jake, Jake Paul.

[Evan]

These dudes are all rad. It takes a second to warm up and stuff. But like, once they just see you're a real dude, just that means well and wants just to have a good time, they open up to you pretty quickly. And that's what it was like with Brian, you know, just trying to. He was feeling me out at first, of course. He's like, who's this crackhead running around? And then about an hour and he just sees that's my energy. And then at the end of the day, we're sitting in the garage talking for an extra two hours just telling cool ass stories.

[CJ]

Cheesing on that three wheeler because I almost felt the vibe at the beginning of the video. Not that it was negative, but it,

[Evan]

you know, he was just, just like, what's up with. This is a straight up.

[CJ]

No, he was smiling bigger than you.

[Evan]

He was loving it. That was probably my favorite part of that whole trip right there is watching Brian Deegan geek out on that 250R.

[Gavin]

It definitely like showed through the video too.

[Ben]

It did.

[Gavin]

I'm watching him. I. I'm smiling. I'm like, dude, he's loving this three wheeler.

[Ben]

It was a 250R.

[Evan]

So yeah, I gave him a 70. But then we had my buddy MRC builds. He met us at a track the next day where he brought a 250 on a 350X.

[CJ]

A mud fest.

[Evan]

It was a mud fest and a half, but we still made it work ripping around the flat track.

[Ben]

And I saw a video of Hayden actually riding that 70 that you gave him.

[Evan]

That made me stoked to see.

[Ken]

That's cool too.

[Evan]

They're still getting ripped around. Yeah. So they put the number one little plate number on it and everything. And now it's theirs. It's good to go electric start on that thing. That thing was a bad mama jama.

[Ben]

We really got to go to a supercross.

[Evan]

Come to the Denver one. Come to the Denver one. Come stay at the double wide. Oh, seriously?

[Ben]

Maybe we do that.

[Evan]

Brian said he wants to stop. When is it too? Sometime in March.

[Ben]

Hopefully Supercross hit us up and wants to do some kind of thing together. So something that actually sick.

[CJ]

What's your watering hole?

[Evan]

You go to Grizzly Rose?

[CJ]

Yeah, we'll swing by there.

[Evan]

100. No, it'd be a blast.

[CJ]

Get a fresh Ken needs a tan.

[Evan]

Want another tan?

[Ben]

Get another spray tan.

[Evan]

See Lexi and Lucy.

[Micah]

Absolutely. It's been, it's been what, two years now? Since I've seen them.

[Evan]

Been too long.

[Micah]

What? She got married now?

[Ben]

Two years now, since I've seen them.

[Evan]

What's up, Ken?

[Micah]

What? She got married now. So, like, what's the point of even going?

[Evan]

Ken, you can't marry my sister. I'm sorry about that. But you guys can be friends, if that's okay.

[Micah]

I got nothing.

[Evan]

Okay, good.

[Ken]

May 2nd of the dates.

[Evan]

May. Let's try and plan it.

[Ken]

That would be fun.

[Evan]

It'd be a great time. You guys haven't seen the compound for a little bit either?

[CJ]

Not since we left a bunch of trash vehicles at your place.

[Evan]

They are still there.

[Gavin]

Really?

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[CJ]

My iPhone really is still in the van.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yeah, you haven't scrapped those.

[Evan]

Well, they're fun to run over. Like when Grindhard was there, we were running over them again. And they're good to keep around. The Crown Vic still runs great. So I'll start that up, put a jump.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hell yeah, it does.

[Evan]

Just mob that.

[CJ]

Hell yeah, it does.

[Evan]

It ever. Dude. It has a flat tire, but we still rip it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

When the Cummins lets you down, you can drive the Crown Vic.

[Evan]

Thank you, Ryan. How much should we buy our Crown vic for again?

[Ben]

3,000.

[CJ]

Everyone had a thousand.

[Gavin]

I thought it was three grand.

[CJ]

Oh, yeah, we gave them three grand.

[Evan]

Exactly.

[Ben]

That's a good car for 3,000.

[Evan]

All of our cars were great cars.

[CJ]

I mean, the van was clearly the best.

[Evan]

Some were just slower than others.

[Ken]

But it's hard to say whose was the worst.

[CJ]

Pretty easy to say, honestly.

[Evan]

It didn't let us down though, Ben. It never let us down all the way.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It just disappointed the entire time.

[Ken]

If we run it back, I think. I don't know if I'm gonna let shred aids convince us to buy an 80s model vehicle.

[Evan]

And I'll respect that, but we're never gonna buy a vehicle from quite the guy that we bought it from again, man. That German guy was a gem.

[Ken]

That guy was funny.

[Gavin]

It was really funny.

[Ken]

Gavin's driving. You pick up any chicks in this thing? And he's sitting in the back seat and he goes roadhead a couple times. And Gavin goes, oh, actually.

[Evan]

And he goes two or three in that demeanor too. And everything.

[Ben]

And Mercedes. That's what happens, dude. Honestly, I wouldn't change a single thing about that whole two part video. Like, I. I think the whole thing was great. Very happy with how it went.

[Ken]

I think the only thing I'd maybe go back in time and try and rewind to make. Not happen. I don't think we need to Go up that mountain pass in a snowstorm in a rear wheel drive car that doesn't have working windshield. There's the. The worst 30 mile stretch.

[Evan]

Oh, Worst blizzard I've ever been in, driving wise.

[Ken]

What's that? What's that road?

[Evan]

Veil Pass. That's Veil Pass right there.

[Ken]

It's a pretty legendary road, isn't it?

[Evan]

That one's pretty gnarly. I mean, that's one of the main passes. Going up by 70. So. Yeah, you don't want to get.

[CJ]

Didn't kill so much time buying out every Walmart in town's Cheetos. You would have missed the bad way.

[Evan]

We blew a tire.

[Ken]

We blew the tire. So we were getting the tire at Walmart swapped out. But dude, I can't. I cannot reiterate how sketchy it was. Rear wheel drive, bad tires, mountain pass, not having windshield wipers, insane snow coming down that was so wet and sticky.

[Evan]

It was.

[Ken]

That it wouldn't blow off the windshield. Right. And so it just came down and sat there. So, Kevin, we're going. And we couldn't. And we're going uphill the whole time so we couldn't stop and lose momentum. And Gavin and Ken are crawling out the window trying to wipe the windshield with a T shirt. And the back window is smashed.

[Evan]

We got a dirt bike in the back. People are laying on their horse. Jackass. Freaking forerunners cussing us out.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They thought it was a literal light snowfall and you guys were going to war in that thing.

[Ken]

That's probably how it was.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like if you were in the. In a truck, you'd be like, what a jackass.

[CJ]

Did you ever see do anything with that motorcycle? I forgot about that.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's going to go in my living room. That. In a small 70.

[Gavin]

Nice.

[Evan]

It runs good. Still took it around a couple times, but that's definitely a living room showpiece right there.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What's the. Going to go in the living room? Like, why is it not in the living room yet?

[Evan]

It honestly should be in there.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, like, I'm just wondering is there a house change? Is there a. Like, what's the change of when that gets upgraded?

[Evan]

Wait for the right time. And it. I just finally came to realization that it's clean enough. I got to put it inside. Grand Pat gave it the full restoration, so.

[Gavin]

Oh, did he? Yeah.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah. That's. You going to hang it from the ceiling or just kickstand it?

[Evan]

That'd be cool. But you know that little blue. The seat, that 70 that you really liked with the Blue seat. I'm going to probably bring both those in the office. No, I'm not gifting that one to you unless you really want it.

[Micah]

Yeah, dude, we filmed that like nine months ago. And what's the delay?

[Evan]

I've been home for maybe a month of that, so that's my biggest delay.

[Ben]

That's insane.

[Evan]

It's not gnarly.

[Ben]

You really are a rock star, man.

[Evan]

Thank you, dude. I really appreciate that.

[Ken]

Dude, we gotta run a vehicle trip back like that.

[Evan]

Let's do it. Where are we going?

[Ken]

Split up and drive teams from somewhere.

[Ben]

East coast.

[Ken]

That one's gonna be. That one's gonna be hard to beat because, like, the stops along the way were so good.

[Evan]

So legendary supercar on. We're stopping at heavy Ds. We're stopping everywhere we can. We got Moab on the list. Unreal.

[Ken]

We met so many characters.

[Evan]

Grandpa Troy. Dude, you guys got to meet Grandpa Troy for the first time.

[Ken]

The DNR officer or volunteer. Sorry, that's not real. Gavin thought was hitting on dude.

[Evan]

I did not want to go with him. He's there sending me with him in the golf cart to go get the camp passes. I was like, dude, not dude.

[Ken]

So I was thinking, I don't want

[Evan]

to go by myself.

[Ken]

I was thinking, it's gonna be a little crammed in in that tent, bro.

[Evan]

That was the weirdest thing ever. We're sitting there for two hours and then we see the golf light golf cart lights heading back at us. He gets off out of nowhere. So I was just sitting there thinking, you know, that's a. That's a lot of weight to be on the top. That Lamborghini. My expedition can only hold £250. I got some room in the camper or something. So weird. What did he say?

[Ken]

I don't think he said that. Got the room in the camper and then he just said, this can be a lot of weight.

[Evan]

And you go, oh, I thought you

[Ken]

were gonna invite me to sleep in your camp. Straight face and goes, you weirdest.

[Ben]

That's a weird response.

[Ken]

And then Gavin goes, you, you.

[Evan]

Yeah. We ended up surviving though. That was a great night. Five star hotel, eating your steaks.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Oh, we won the race.

[CJ]

Well, we, me, me, Mike and d were eating McDonald's with the local wheelie boys.

[Evan]

That looked like fun too, though.

[Gavin]

He pulled the back of the van, the third row of the van seat out. And then that's when the kid with the baggy trousers came up and started crying. Cuz he was just so stoked.

[Ken]

That actually was craziest setup I've ever seen, so I still can't believe his setup.

[Gavin]

Just picture the baggiest trousers. Like the Ken.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, Ken. Ken baggy trousers.

[Gavin]

Yeah, that's about what they were.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Are you gonna rock that for Ben and CJ's bachelor parties?

[Gavin]

Well, realistically, he. I was bummed for my bachelor party because you only rocked him for, like, 14 minutes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yeah, you gotta. You gotta run those.

[CJ]

So satisfied actually donated them and made 17 pairs of normal trousers.

[Micah]

We'll bring them with at the very least. But those things are hot. Those things are way too hot to wear in the desert, so I couldn't. Couldn't run that the whole time.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I wonder if we can talk about Spenny being in a rap music video.

[Evan]

Is that happening?

[Gavin]

I don't know if it's how he

[CJ]

said it happened two years ago, but it's still happening.

[Ben]

I feel like it would.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't feel like rappers are that, like, reliable of people.

[Ben]

Yeah, but, like, generally, I don't know if they're making music videos for songs that are two years old now. Unless they're, like, a song that's.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's a new song.

[Ken]

I'm pretty sure it was an old, old song. Didn't happen. He made a new song that was like, oh, this works. To film a music video in a strip club that makes all my songs are the exact same. What if we did that same idea back?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, what if we had that little Canadian boy come down and ride his little dirt bike around?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I'm very curious to see how this goes.

[Ben]

So Spenny was in a music video. He's gonna be like, in a strip club.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's the plan.

[Ben]

What's the context?

[Ken]

Like, what does this look like?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Dirt bikes are cool. Strip clubs are fun.

[Evan]

That's a good answer.

[CJ]

Just keep him out of the high heels.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, don't let him try any of the high heels.

[Ken]

Like, is he gonna be doing wheelies around the pole?

[Ryan Reynolds]

That'd be sick. He'd end up on the pole somewhere. He'd be like, let me give this a shot. That's pretty crazy resume. He's ridden on a pizza ranch, spaghetti, and now a strip club. I was actually thinking about that. I just watched some rap music video that was on the tv. Maybe if I ever needed, like, a side gig from the YouTube with all my spare time that I don't have, you could be someone could be a power sports consultant for rappers.

[Gavin]

That is so true.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Because they'll just, like, ride out on some basic ass right now. Yeah. And they're like, okay, here's. They're better with quads and dirt bikes, but like a snowmobile or a razor, they'll just come out in like an XP razor from 2016. Let's get these guys in the Pro R or the snowmobiles.

[Gavin]

And beyond that, let's get them in the Pro R with like, like, donked out wheels.

[Ben]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Make it sick. They just don't know it's not their stuff. And I transcend both worlds with power sports and music.

[Ken]

It's true how you are.

[CJ]

Quad Gwen Stefani on a Banshee. Can't top that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

See, she had a consultant.

[Ken]

Was Gwen Stefani actually on a band?

[CJ]

Yeah, Gwen Stefani and Eve blow your mind. Watch it. Check it out. Rough Riders probably weren't born yet when this happened, but it was sick, dude.

[Ken]

Yeah, you got to get. Get somebody on a three wheeler.

[Gavin]

Gaff.

[Evan]

Who needs a three wheeler? What are you thinking?

[Ken]

I mean, somebody who's really popular.

[Evan]

Gotta get Gavin Adcock on one. Yeah, Gavin and I on some three wheelers. Dude, that'd be a problem right there. What rappers would be the best on a three wheeler?

[CJ]

Probably, baby.

[Evan]

Mexican ot. Mexican OT on a three wheeler would be lit. You guys see that video of him getting hit by a ball?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Evan]

So good. Doing the frost on purpose.

[Ken]

You.

[Evan]

You haven't seen that yet?

[Ryan Reynolds]

It.

[CJ]

You've had to have seen it.

[Ben]

Oh, maybe.

[Evan]

Maybe the first time, but the second time was like a month ago, and that was a really good one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Again, two weeks ago.

[CJ]

Again.

[Evan]

Yeah, where you did, like, a front flip.

[Gavin]

I did see that.

[Evan]

You guys didn't see this one, bro.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What's this guy's deal with bulls?

[CJ]

He got hit multiple times in the first video. It wasn't just. Yeah, that's correct.

[Evan]

But he did it again a month ago.

[CJ]

Gotcha.

[Evan]

Yo, watch this.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Pretty good hit.

[Evan]

Yeah, look, then he gets out of there pretty quick, too.

[Ben]

Does he take it again?

[Evan]

Yeah, I think he gets pile driven right here.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's like, ah, that.

[Ken]

That hurt.

[Ben]

Oh.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, that was worse.

[CJ]

You're.

[Micah]

You're a big.

[CJ]

That Mexican OT fan, right?

[Evan]

Guys love Mexican.

[CJ]

You know what OT stands for?

[Ken]

Oh, dude, he got beat up.

[CJ]

Come on, Gav. This is big. What's the stand for it.

[Evan]

It's not overtime. What is it? Mexican.

[CJ]

That Mexican out of Texas.

[Evan]

That's a good one. Damn it.

[Ben]

See, that's a. That's a Texan thing.

[Evan]

No, he's definitely from Texas.

[Ben]

Big respect to him, right?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Look, at that.

[Ben]

Look at that.

[Ken]

Oh, look at those crispy panties.

[Evan]

That's a limited edition. You actually love your band.

[CJ]

Honestly, like, so hot.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Did three wheelers ever really get in like rap culture?

[Ben]

Might have been before their time.

[Evan]

Not too much. The 80s, you never saw them around rappers too much. I don't think like the coolest picture I've ever seen of somebody on a thriller was probably. What was his name? That big guy. What's the world's biggest man ever?

[CJ]

Andre.

[Evan]

Andre the Giant. On it. Look up that picture real fast. It's right there actually. How funny is that?

[Ken]

Dude?

[Ryan Reynolds]

When I look up rapper on a three wheeler, shred 80 comes up.

[Evan]

That's amazing, actually. That's so sick. There's actually a couple more pictures.

[Ben]

You guys gotta Andre the Giant rap, bro.

[Evan]

Look at him. That goes around.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is how you look on three wheelers.

[Ken]

Is that a full size?

[Ben]

That's 250s. Was a WWE. WWE wrestler, Ben. But he had a disease where I believe it was that he never stopped growing. Never stopped growing.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

When you see under the giant holding

[Ben]

a beer, dude, it looked like a mini pop.

[Gavin]

Yeah, like a little Dixie can.

[Ken]

What?

[Ben]

Apparently like he would drink like a full case in the limo, like on the way home from the show or before the show. Like the guy had a drinking problem. But I'm sure he was like, you gav. He could put down a case all day.

[Evan]

Like nothing. I know.

[Ben]

Oh, here it is.

[Evan]

7, 4.

[Ken]

Often over a hundred beers in one seat.

[Ben]

Can you imagine?

[Ken]

£100?

[Ben]

Pretty insane.

[Ken]

Well, hold on. His most famous feat involved drinking 119 to 156 beers in just a few hours at a Pennsylvania hotel.

[Ben]

1976.

[Ken]

He frequently drank from pitchers and considered 12 ounce cans. Thimbles, what's it looks like in his hand?

[CJ]

A very small cup.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We should do the Andre the Giant challenge and have like six of us sit down and see if we can drink 150 beers.

[CJ]

We'll just chip away at it.

[Ben]

Six of us.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Ben]

Well, how many, how many beers do they have to be a person?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, 150 divided by six is Ben.

[Ken]

150 divided by six?

[CJ]

Well, if you did 120 and six, that's 20 a pop.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's a lot of beers. We might need more than that.

[Ben]

A couple of hours drinking 20 beers? No chance.

[Evan]

20 beers case race.

[Ben]

How is that true? How is that true that he drank it in a few hours?

[Evan]

I mean, when you're that large few hours.

[Gavin]

This is the same way. I feel like when that thing came out that, like, Snoop Dogg smokes 80 blunts a day. I'm like, how do you literally even, like, have time for that? It would have to be, like, around the clock, and in this case, in a couple hours.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But it says Hulk Hogan famously recalled Andre drinking 108 beers in 45 minutes. Like, what?

[Ben]

Yeah, Hulk Hogan had to, like, drive him in the limo for, like, when he was first starting out or something. I heard some story like that that's kind of crazy.

[Ken]

Like, who's able to throw him around?

[Ben]

Well, it's more of like a. A show. So, like.

[CJ]

Yeah, it's not real.

[Ben]

He oftentimes. I don't think he was really getting body slammed much, but I don't.

[Gavin]

I have no idea.

[Ben]

It wasn't like, a planned thing when Hulk Hogan slammed him. Like, he. Like when you're, like, wrestling, you're kind of, like, talking to each other, and he told him to. To pick him up and slam him. But, like, I'm pretty sure he had a legendary moment. Yes, bro. He just asked if it was a legendary moment when Hulk Hogan slammed Andre the Giant. Yes, it was a huge moment. No, I don't know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Just.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

All right, okay. Why? Tell me why.

[CJ]

Because he's £500.

[Ken]

No, I get that, but was that the only time he was ever slammed?

[Ben]

It was, like, the first and only loss, I think. Or it was, like, the first time he had lost in a long time. Like, he never would lose, bro.

[Evan]

That's insane.

[Ben]

Maybe I'm wrong on that. The slam heard around the world right here. I think this is pretty kind of hops to help him. Yeah, to help him get up.

[CJ]

Oh, gosh.

[Ben]

He weighed, like, 500 pounds. But I. Hulk Hogan, like, tore his back or something, lifting him. There's maybe a shoulder.

[Ken]

I still think it's crazy when you

[CJ]

see these old clips of. Of Hogan that I feel like he looked older then.

[Ben]

He's like, 30 there.

[CJ]

Then he did, like, at the.

[Evan]

10 years ago.

[CJ]

And.

[Ben]

Yeah, I actually kind of have a funny clip since we're talking about clips, so. I saw this on Instagram, and I just couldn't help but laugh and think this would have been Micah as a kid.

[Evan]

Go in there. You want to go in there?

[Gavin]

I've seen this.

[CJ]

Come on.

[Ken]

Huh?

[CJ]

I can't.

[Evan]

Why you can't?

[Gavin]

Because the door's not open all the way.

[Evan]

It's not open all the way.

[Ken]

The door is not open.

[Evan]

Water. Okay. Guess where you staying tonight?

[Odoo Announcer]

His arm.

[Ben]

In his arm.

[CJ]

That man can hurt you.

[Evan]

He's trying to get out. Chill out, man. Have he tried for all.

[Ben]

So that's like that show Beyond Scared Straight where they bring a kid if they're acting bad and like, try to scare them by taking them to the prison. And that's just as funny as that is.

[Gavin]

That would only end up getting beat up. I'm 90.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Sure you've been pretty lucky. Pretty so so far.

[Gavin]

I'm just saying, if I did that in jail.

[Ben]

No, he's not actually in jail. They're just trying to scare him. Oh, he's not actually going to jail.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I've heard of it.

[Gavin]

I just. But I just haven't actually.

[Ben]

It reminded me of you because it was like so literal. Like, clearly they're not gonna throw him in the cell and then, well, I can't fit through. The door's not open enough. Like, he just being so literal with it.

[Odoo Announcer]

It.

[Gavin]

So they're. Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So this.

[Gavin]

That's their form of punishment. Instead of getting sent to boarding school, they get put.

[Ben]

Yeah. So, like, if there was troubled kids, teens, they would put them in the Beyond Scared Straight program where then they would treat them like real criminals. Like real criminals. Like, oh, if you stay on this path, you're going to be like these people. And they would walk them through the prison and, you know, I'm sure it'd be scary as you're like, holy, this could be me if I keep doing this. And it's almost like he wasn't trying to be a smart ass, but he just couldn't help it.

[Gavin]

He was pretty casual about it.

[Ben]

Yeah. Pretty funny, though.

[Ken]

Were you always like that, Mike?

[Gavin]

Yeah, I got it from my mom. She's sarcastic, I'm sarcastic. It's really unfortunate, but it could be worse. I could be an actual.

[CJ]

It's like, you are so.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's.

[CJ]

But it's almost like not sarcastic. It's.

[Gavin]

Well, it is, but it's. Yeah. There is plenty of times where it's just.

[CJ]

I don't know if blunt is the right word, but you're really.

[Ken]

He's.

[Gavin]

So I really just real with it. I found out that I like, I really don't like when. When people just state the obvious. I just want to go like, obviously.

[Ken]

And you do. Yeah, you do that.

[Gavin]

Because it's just like, we could just scoot it along here. We don't need to state the obvious.

[Ben]

And then.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I mean, I'm. I don't think it's a good thing. But.

[Ben]

But you also like to take things like, you know what someone's saying when they're saying it, but then you'll try to almost twist their words by like taking it in the literal form. Yeah, just like that kid when he's like, clearly he's not gonna throw the kid in there. He's like, huh, do you want to go in there?

[Evan]

Do you want to go in there?

[Ben]

No, clearly he doesn't want to go in there. But he goes, well, I can't because the door is not open.

[Ken]

Like that guy could beat you up. Well, yeah, they all. Yeah, they all.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I'm a child.

[Ken]

Maybe you could speak on this better, Ryan, being that it's your sister. But Mike, your wife is pretty literal too. And yeah, I'd agree. So it's. What's that look like when you two are having a conversation?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think.

[Gavin]

I guess I didn't even think about it. Maybe we're just so like minded that we just streamline everything. There's no state in the obvious.

[CJ]

Like the driest argument.

[Ken]

Yeah,

[Gavin]

yeah, yeah.

[CJ]

It says monotone facts being trying to

[Ben]

switch their words around on them.

[Gavin]

That's probably like also my defense mechanism. But again, I'll take it over being a real asshole.

[Ken]

Well, it kind of depends who you ask, but that is kind of being an.

[Gavin]

No, I agree. But like being a real. Being a real asshole is just like no one is just like, yeah, Mike is a dick. When I think of Micah, that dude's such a dick. Like no one thinks that.

[Ben]

Maybe.

[Gavin]

I doubt it. Yeah, and if he existed, he might think that.

[Evan]

But I think you're awesome, Mike.

[Gavin]

Thank you.

[Evan]

I think it's hilarious. I think it's hilarious.

[Ken]

I needed to bring

[Ben]

Beep the name an old friend.

[Ken]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Keep him out of this.

[Ben]

He's trying to live a normal life. Post Mike.

[Ken]

Yeah, dude, we gotta introduce him to.

[Evan]

To Ev.

[Ken]

That'd be a crazy surprise.

[Ben]

Do you think that anybody can live a normal life if they're our friend? Do they just get. Get drug into a bunch of.

[Ken]

Caught with strays?

[Ben]

Yeah, just drug into a bunch of that. They're not even trying to be evolved. And just because they're our acquaintance, Tin could probably answer that better.

[Evan]

I think I'm good.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I think there's such a thing as flying too close to the sun because if you. If you're far enough away, you can live a normal life. But if you fly too close, you will get sucked in.

[Ben]

We're gonna involve you in something.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're gonna be a meme. Honestly, you were a meme comet that crashed, buddy. You didn't. There Was. No, no. Dodging you.

[CJ]

Yeah. But the huggle, huggle, hug thing, it's got to be a love hate thing.

[Evan]

Oh, I think it's hilarious at this point, but sometimes I'll meet some, you know, fans or whatever. They'll be like, oh, you don't actually laugh like that. But yeah, it's funny. It's fun just to do it.

[Ben]

I feel like anyone who comes up in public is always so nice.

[Evan]

No, they're always awesome.

[Ben]

Like, anybody who talks online, it's always online. It's never in real life.

[Evan]

No, I've had maybe one reel in life. Life.

[Ken]

Really?

[Evan]

Yeah. No. Is that the board ordering a hot dog or something like this? No, I was outside of the bar just getting some street meat and even funnier and this kiss. Oh, you're Gavin. Yeah. Yeah. And I start, you know, ordering or whatever, just minding my own business. He goes, what are you doing at the bar tonight? I go, just hanging out my buddies, but they already left. He goes, you look like you're we 30 with no family, no wife, and you're at the bar. So what's doing?

[Ben]

What are you doing?

[Evan]

Just kept chirping Me. Kept chirping. I was like, you are just one of those fans that would actually write a hate comment. You're right in front of my face right now. And then it got to the point where, like, I chirped him back a little bit because I had a good buzz going. And then his buddy started encouraging me to keep poking the bear. He was getting more mad. I just had to walk away because this kid actually wanted to freaking. Like, he started getting up in my. But he was a freaking. One of those just bad fans, I guess. Yeah. Something else, huh? You've had a couple of those.

[Gavin]

I mean, usually alcohol is involved, but like, yeah. Where you're just like, dude, yeah, this is the person that would be leaving a comment. Something stupid asking you those question.

[Ben]

Real life, that used to happen back in the day when we were, like, more involved in college and just starting out. Like, if you'd go to the bars, people, like, knew who you were and that you were doing this YouTube thing, but they didn't actually watch videos. Like, they weren't fans. So they would, like chirp me or

[Ken]

try to, whatever, but.

[Evan]

Right. Nothing too.

[Ben]

But I haven't had that in so long.

[Evan]

Right.

[Ken]

Yeah, no, it just gets called Ben.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

A lot of people calling me lately dude.

[Evan]

Anything alike? You guys look nothing weird.

[Ken]

Weird dude all the time.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Six times in the last by.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Who have you even seen calling me Ken lately?

[Ben]

Oh, wow.

[Ken]

That's pretty strange.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, no, it's just all people that Ken's been introducing you to.

[Ben]

Yeah, Ken's been just introducing himself as Evan.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Dude, the other day I was walking in Zorbas in DL, and some guy's like, how's it going, Ben? He was so happy to see. I guess you. And I just don't really want to kill the vibe by telling them I'm cj. So I was like, good, good. Adapt him up and all this. How's it going today? Talk to him a little bit. I thought about turning it around. Be like, hey, man, you. And he'd be like, man, Ben's a dick. But, yeah, I. I would never do that.

[Ken]

Yeah, I. I usually just let it roll.

[Ben]

Yeah, it's just easier that way.

[Ken]

And then it's. It gets a little awkward, though, when we're like. It's not in just passing like, oh, hey, cj.

[Gavin]

Where?

[Ken]

It's like, he comes up, hey, cj, how's it going? And he legit thinks I'm you. And then we're, like, talking for, like, a couple minutes.

[Ben]

When he asked what you're up to. You should just start telling him what I've been doing.

[Ken]

I'm living on my parents right now. Yeah, me and my fiance are building. But it just starts spreading just, like, crazy rumors, though.

[Ben]

Trying to get off drugs. Just like some insane thing. He just goes down the street. Yeah, I guess C.J. from the SE Boys is on. Well, he's trying to get off drugs.

[Ken]

Horse tranquilizers.

[Ben]

Just something wild. It's like some stevo. We'll just chip away at it.

[Evan]

The crew of Jackass. I met Johnny Knoxville.

[Ben]

Oh, really?

[Ken]

Where?

[Evan]

That's pretty cool. At the airport out flying out of Vegas.

[Ben]

Did you show him your stunt room?

[Evan]

I wanted to.

[Ben]

That's a guy who would.

[Evan]

Actually.

[Ben]

Would have appreciated. You should have your stunt reel updated daily.

[Ken]

So that way.

[Ben]

Well, mostly your crash compilation, but. But updated daily because, I mean, there's always something, and you should order it from descending order. So it starts with, like, your best work and. And whatever. But, like, then when you see a guy like Johnny, it's just like, boom, right there.

[Ken]

It's not even online.

[Ben]

It's just like a boom.

[CJ]

Like Hollywood right now.

[Evan]

He'd watch the first stunt, the first

[Ben]

crash, and probably offer you to be in the new.

[Evan]

That's what I was kind of thinking. I'm kind of upset. I didn't totally be.

[CJ]

Everyone go, Johnny Knoxville on Gavin's crash room from 25.

[Evan]

That'd be amazing. You actually.

[Ben]

That'd be awesome, dude.

[Evan]

Yeah. It was so crazy. I was sitting outside, and a couple people want to take a picture. I was like, what's going on there? It's like, who the heck is that? And then I kind of saw the white hair. I was like, that could only be one guy, honestly. And I asked one more guy. He's like, that's Johnny Knoxville. Like, oh, no way. Just standing there, waiting for his Uber. So I walked around nice and calm. Hey, sir, I really love your work. He was super quiet because he didn't. He obviously didn't want to draw that big of a crowd, I'm sure. And he's like, dude, thank you so much. Can I ask for a picture? Grabbed a picture with him, and that was that. But it's pretty crazy.

[Ben]

Pop it up.

[Ken]

Let's see it.

[Evan]

Yeah. Pull it up real fast.

[Ben]

He pops up as just some old man. Like, it's not even Johnny.

[Evan]

No, it was you.

[Ken]

Did you mention to him that you got an insane crash reel?

[Evan]

I tried to, but it was honestly so quick, I didn't get it out all the way. Like, I was. That's the first person I've ever been nervous to me. And it kind of gave me an insight on how fans feel to meet us. It made my day for the next two days. I was like, holy. You just kept thinking about him all day long. Like, I was like, holy. I just met the legend of all legends right there.

[Ken]

Like, what are the right words to say, meaning Johnny Knoxville, when you're Gavin? Like, hi.

[Gavin]

Sup, jackass?

[Ken]

How do you put into words? Like, I know everyone always says this, but I actually have the craziest crash.

[Evan]

That's what I was thinking. I'm so mad, I couldn't figure it out.

[Ben]

It's like whenever we go to the bar and some guy pulls up, he's like, I got to show you this video. I got to show you this video. And then you stand there for five minutes as they're scrolling back to, like, 2019 to show, like, a video of them jumping their quad, like, four feet in the air. You're just like, dude, that was sick.

[CJ]

Quiet.

[Ben]

Oh, no. And you got to see this one. You got to see this one next year.

[Ken]

Imagine.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't know how many times you've seen that.

[Ken]

Come up to Johnny and Hawksville, and they're like, I do the dumbest. Yeah, we would be best friends.

[Ben]

I'm stupid.

[CJ]

But that's the thing. Where they kind of had. You know, they invited a lot of people in for Jackass 4. And I know they're Jackass 5. Minority.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Look at that.

[CJ]

That's working on it.

[Ben]

That's him.

[CJ]

Would be the perfect.

[Gavin]

You guys are in prison addition.

[Ben]

Does it does look like you're in prison. Met Johnny Knoxville in pr. He flies commercial. Huh?

[Evan]

No, that was jsx.

[Ben]

What does that mean?

[Evan]

Semi private.

[Gavin]

Savage, you were flying private.

[Evan]

Semi private.

[Ben]

What's semi private?

[Evan]

Like JSX is like a. It's like a private, you know, plane type thing. You get free drinks. You just pay a little bit extra.

[Ken]

It's like 500 bucks one way between Vegas and California.

[Evan]

Vegas and Denver. There's a couple flights they got like Phoenix to Denver. Las Vegas. Yeah. They're like little private jets. They're sick.

[Ben]

That's actually really cool.

[Gavin]

Basically the segue between commercial and private.

[Ben]

So we couldn't do that, though.

[Gavin]

Toss up the dough for it.

[CJ]

We could get a segue, though.

[Ben]

No, they're like airport location. That's what I'm saying.

[Evan]

It wouldn't be worth it.

[CJ]

I said we could get a segue.

[Ben]

Segway testing. That's a. That's a video right there.

[CJ]

Should actually. You get a couple of fell off.

[Ben]

They were sick. Well, the guy who.

[CJ]

He drove off a cliff.

[Ben]

Yeah. Unfortunately, no.

[CJ]

Mr. Segway himself.

[Ken]

Oh.

[Ben]

Guy who created him, I believe.

[CJ]

A segue off a clip cliff.

[Ben]

It's a bad way.

[CJ]

And perished.

[Ken]

That was on accident.

[Gavin]

I did not know that for sure.

[Evan]

Purposeful.

[CJ]

Yes. Well, from what I know, yes, it was an accident.

[Ken]

Like, he was doing like a. Like a tour.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He accidentally wrote a Segway personal transporter off a cliff and into a river. Wow. In North Yorkshire, England.

[Ken]

What a way to go.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, he purchased the company. He didn't even make it.

[Gavin]

Oh,

[Ken]

segue. And you.

[Ben]

Why is that funny?

[Ryan Reynolds]

He was reversing to make way for a dog walker.

[Ben]

That actually sucks, dude. He was reversing the make waiver. Imagine being the guy walking the dog. You watch that.

[Gavin]

Watch him.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He was a former coal miner for

[CJ]

like mailmen or like mall cops. I guess there's a small window for a segue, but I think the general consensus is these things are stupid. And then the guy that owns the company does that. It's just like, what the hell is going on?

[Ken]

Good luck.

[Ben]

I bet you you could do some pretty crazy stunts on Stakeway.

[CJ]

Let's get a couple.

[Gavin]

I think I've seen one with forces on it.

[Ken]

I feel like a segway is kind of similar to one of those snow bike things that we got.

[Ben]

Dude, how crazy. I think they're better.

[CJ]

Cat just dropped those in their new line, and they look identical.

[Gavin]

They didn't change a thing.

[CJ]

They just put green stickers.

[Gavin]

They bought it, and they didn't change anything.

[Ken]

What are they doing? And I read these reviews, and people

[CJ]

are like, like, man, I can't wait to get one. Or I've got 20 hours on mine, and it's great. And I'm like, I'm just confused if they have the same product we had.

[Gavin]

And I. And it was. And I was just excited because I was like, nice. Articat makes snowmobiles, so they're gonna take it and make it better than it was.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It is kind of funny. They highlight with 5.5 inches of front travel in 3.9 inches of rear travel. It's kind of funny to, like, highlight less than 4 inches. Yeah. You can't be bragging. You can't be bragging about less than 4 inches.

[Ben]

It's all about the delivery, Ryan. The way you say it.

[Ken]

Yeah. That's how you sell it.

[CJ]

That's how you're able to use it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They call it controlled comfort.

[Gavin]

Controlled comfort.

[CJ]

You want to go back to the double wide for some controlled comfort?

[Evan]

I saw that one coming. Shut the hell up. That's funny. Oh, crud up.

[Ben]

Controlled comfort.

[Evan]

Controlled comfort.

[Ken]

Well, I think on that note, I got hockey practice. Yeah.

[Ben]

Go get a mic. Keep your head up out there, buddy.

[Gavin]

I'm practicing slap shots and checking today.

[Ken]

Learning how to skate. Yeah.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

What do you do? Oh, at practice, I just line up against the wall and then they check. They dress me up in goalie pads, but I'm not a goalie. They just hit me.

[Ken]

All right, boys, Well, I think that's a wrap. Heck, yeah. Thank you for watching this week's podcast. If you haven't hit subscribe, we make podcasts every Tuesday, and we'll see you next week.

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