Ryan Goes Karen Mode In The Emergency Room, 24/7 CboysTV Live Stream & Wine Night 3.0

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Ryan Goes Karen Mode In The Emergency Room, 24/7 CboysTV Live Stream & Wine Night 3.0"

Life Wide Open with CboysTV – July 22, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, the CboysTV crew—CJ, Spenny, Money Mike, Ken, Evan, Dalton, and guests—delve into their signature blend of wild stories, behind-the-scenes shenanigans, and group banter. The main themes center around Ryan’s (Ken’s) memorable “Karen moment” at the emergency room, their blind designer’s epic three-wheeler mishap, a brainstorm about 24/7 live streaming at the Cboys' shop, and increasingly ambitious visions for the next Wine Night.

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Key Discussion Points and Highlights

1. CJ's Constant Snacking and Group Roast

• The crew opens with playful ribbing about CJ’s non-stop eating both on and off camera, highlighting his epic snack stamina.
  • “I have not seen somebody eat as much as I’ve seen CJ eat.” – Spenny (01:00)
  • “It’s good for your digestion. That’s what you’re supposed to do.” – Evan (04:10)

2. Crop Tops, Deals, and Negotiations

• Ongoing inside jokes about Spenny’s crop tops, instigated by Ken and Dalton, lead to playful negotiations over future business and merch plans.
  • “I’m going to be a millionaire!” – CJ, dreaming big about closing deals (06:54)

3. Spenny’s Canadian Grandma and the Restrained Walker

• Spenny’s grandma, newly outfitted with a high-speed walker (now with speed restrictors), becomes a star of family Snapchats and jokes.
  • “He put restrictors on it because she was burning them too fast.” – Spenny (08:17)
  • “My grandma doesn’t know how fast she should be going. She can’t control how fast she’s going.” – CJ (08:58)

4. Naked Dirt Bike Antics Go Viral

• CJ confronts social media backlash after a particularly infamous naked dirt bike moment chases its way onto TikTok.
  • “People are literally commenting on my TikTok... It’s like the 10th time you’ve been naked on a dirt bike.” – Money Mike (10:30)
  • “It’s so exhilarating. It’s like skinny dipping!” – CJ justifies the thrill (11:44)

5. Blind Designer Mac: Triumphs and Wipeouts

• The team recaps their weekend with Mac, the legally blind graphic designer who never let vision stop him—at least until his historic three-wheeler crash.
  • “He tips over in the first 10 feet.” – Spenny (14:55)
  • Notable moment: Mac pops his own dislocated elbow back in—twice!
    • “He just sits there and pops it back in, which is like a hardo move, dude.” – Ken (16:26)
  • Respect for Mac’s creative spirit:
    • “He called it his superpower, which is pretty cool.” – Spenny (21:41)

6. Self-Driving Cars, Accessibility, and Jag Woes

• Thoughtful discussion on how advancements in autonomous vehicles may soon unlock independence for the visually impaired like Mac, paired with sidebars on the failings of Jaguar’s rebrand.
  • “Think how freeing that would be if you could have your own car that could drive you wherever.” – Ken (22:24)
  • “April 2025 Europe sales… plunged 97.5% last year. [Jaguar] sold 2000 vehicles last year; this year, 49.” – Ken (25:26)

7. Rolls Royce Dreams, Age Demographics & Automotive Flex

• Dreaming about affordable Phantoms, the group is shocked to learn the average Rolls Royce buyer age has dropped from 62 to 35 over the past decade.
  • “You can get an old Phantom for like 50 grand.” – Dalton (26:46)
  • “Now the average age in 2025 of a Rolls Royce buyer is 35.” – Spenny (30:38)

8. Golf Dads, One-Liners, and Cigar Mastery

• Evan’s dad is lauded for his golf prowess and iconic confidence.
  • “Relax, we’ll be doing that all day.” – John (Evan’s dad), after sinking his first shot (32:44)
• His perpetual cigar earns admiration for old-school cool and immune system fortitude.

9. Outdoor Showers, The Skate Park & Surveillance Comedy

• Lighthearted brainstorms for an emergency eyebath (for muddy days), eventual additions to the skate park, and satirical takes on their intense shop security.
  • “Every square inch of our property is caught on camera, literally. Except for your escape.” – Money Mike (39:18)
  • The idea of a 24/7 CboysTV livestream gets debated.

10. Reality TV, Sleep Schedules, and Relentless Hustle

• Comparing shop antics to Big Brother and Love Island, the crew discusses their viewing habits, late-night routines, and the perils of taking too many naps.
  • “49 naps in 30 days!” – Money Mike, incredulously about someone’s nap stat (45:03)

11. Water Sports, Barefooting, and Aversion to Cold

• Tales of water skiing and barefooting led to CJ’s revelation:
  • “I just don’t like cold water.” (49:34)
• He confesses a preference for wetsuits—even in 95º weather.

12. Ryan Goes Karen Mode at the Emergency Room

[Key Segment, 51:30–56:00]

• After Spenny’s injury, Ken (Ryan) steps up as an assertive advocate in the ER.
  • “I was like, hey, his pain’s getting pretty bad. Can he be seen?” – Ken (52:38)
  • "If anybody asks, your pain’s getting great. Your pain’s getting harder." – CJ, recapping Ken’s strategy (52:58)
• After two hours with no movement, Ken gets forceful, later teaching his ‘method’ to new arrivals.

13. Behind-the-Scenes: Fans, Moto, and Meeting Deegan & Taylor Holder

• CJ and Dalton meet rising racing stars at a Moto event and discuss the collision of social media fame and athlete culture.
  • “Every time I come on here, we’re always talking about moto stuff, but… you’re in-house moto guy.” – The crew to CJ (60:09)

14. Wine Night 3.0 and Stunt Planning

• The team plots ever-grander versions of the legendary Wine Night, with wild ideas ranging from buses to airplane cabins.
  • "It’s gonna be like all elements of earth. You’re going from air to water." – Spenny on the Wine Night vision (67:24)

15. Mac’s Bus Driving and Shop Antics

• The crew recaps teaching Mac to drive a school bus—with a course of obstacles (i.e., junk cars) he gleefully collides with.
  • “Not only have you not seen him, he hasn’t seen you.” – Evan, about Mac (68:09)
  • “He hit all of them. Ten cars, multiple times.” – Money Mike (68:43)

16. Rope Climbing Challenge and Ladder Mishap

• Evan accepts a test of skill: climbing a rope to the iconic Hummer perched on a pole, and relates a harrowing hornet/ladder story from the past.
  • “The guy that’s supposed to be holding my ladder took off down the alley going, ‘I’m allergic!’” – Evan (72:30)

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Notable Quotes by Timestamps

• “He called it his superpower, which is pretty cool.” – Spenny, on Mac and overcoming adversity (21:41)
• “He just sits there and pops it back in, which is like a hardo move, dude.” – Ken, when Mac resets his own dislocated elbow (16:26)
• “Relax, we’ll be doing that all day.” – Evan’s dad, exuding supreme golf confidence (32:44)
• “If anybody asks, your pain’s getting great. Your pain’s getting harder.” – CJ, recounting Ken’s ER tactic (52:58)
• “49 naps in 30 days!” – Money Mike, flabbergasted (45:03)
• “Every square inch of our property is caught on camera, literally. Except for your escape.” – Money Mike (39:18)
• “He hit all of them. Ten cars, multiple times.” – Money Mike, on Mac’s bus-driving test (68:43)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Snack Fest & CJ’s Chewing: 00:45–05:07
• Spenny's Grandma with Rocket Walker: 07:31–09:49
• Naked Bike Story Goes Viral: 10:19–12:20
• Blind Designer Mac’s Epic Weekend: 13:18–17:13
• Autonomous Vehicles and Accessibility: 21:52–22:44
• Ryan Goes Full Karen at the ER: 51:30–56:00
• Wine Night 3.0 Brainstorm: 66:47–67:41
• Mac’s Bus Driving Test: 68:06–70:11
• Evan’s Ladder & Hornet Adventure: 71:54–73:11

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Tone & Atmosphere

• Authentic, rowdy, and full of group laughter.
• Irreverent humor mixed with genuine admiration for each other’s quirks and hardships.
• CboysTV’s classic camaraderie shines, blending wild stunts with relatable life tales.

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Conclusion

If you’re craving stories of brotherhood, ridiculous stunts, overcoming obstacles, and a healthy dose of “did-that-really-happen?” moments, this episode delivers. Whether it’s Ken advocating in the ER, teaching a blind man to drive a bus, plotting 24/7 livestreams, or just sharing the iconic confidence of a golf dad in a stogie haze—Life Wide Open is, as always, as unpredictable as it is entertaining.

Transcript

[Spenny]

Dalton has officially corrupted spending with these TikTok.

[Money Mike]

I'm money Mike, but I'm not filthy rich.

[CJ]

I've been taking some flack in my TikTok about being naked on a motorcycle.

[Spenny]

Mac is a blind graphic designer. He is the most talented graphic designer that I have ever seen. Taking, you know, something that's unfortunate situation and turning it into a blessing. CJ's being all suspicious and he's up to something, but he won't tell me what.

[Ken]

How does it feel to be on the outside?

[Spenny]

I kind of like it. I'm actually, actually not going to dig in on it like Ken would. So do you clubs with you? It's just you guys going golfing?

[Money Mike]

Well, you're. You're just smart enough not to dig in on it. It's so rare that you're out of the troll.

[Evan]

Cj, is that your second banana you were eating or is that the original one you were eating when you were sitting here?

[Spenny]

First one. How many bananas do you think I can put.

[Evan]

It doesn't look like it's gotten any shorter, but you've been eating a banana for five minutes.

[Ken]

You had a peel in your hand. You've eaten two bananas in less than six minutes.

[Spenny]

I've not one. Dude. I have not seen somebody eat as much as I've seen CJ eat.

[Ken]

I was wondering about this ever now. It's tough. You won't be able to defend yourself, but just pretty rare.

[Spenny]

Do you just constantly see someone, like, eating and snacking and. I didn't really recognize the obvious until I saw a comment that said, a course CJ's eating right now. And then I was like, yeah, he's always eating. Always eating, dude. Well, when you work out, you're on the go. You need to stay, you know, punished, you know? I guess, yeah, you do. You do need to nourish, but it's like you chew longer. I do, yeah. I think that's why that's what it is. Like, usually you just see someone. Yeah, yeah. And then back to it. But it's like you're constantly chewing. I'm like, I chew it and then I swallow it.

[Ken]

But, Ben, it's like a malnourished child. You have, like, PTSD from your kids or from your kid, your childhood.

[Spenny]

Like, he's a fucking. That just had, like, it's fighting. There's six things and it's eating, like, a little bit of scraps off the road. Like. Like he's got his arms. Look, he has food in his mouth right now. He couldn't be on. He couldn't swallow his food and then say what he wanted to say.

[CJ]

Where are you guys going?

[Money Mike]

You have a tea time?

[Dalton]

They're going to the golf course. Just look at what CJ's been wearing all day.

[CJ]

Going to the golf course.

[Money Mike]

Can you shoot some photos of our reckless golf tees, please?

[Ken]

Yeah, teas, please.

[Spenny]

We actually have some sick, reckless golf tees.

[Money Mike]

We do.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Money Mike]

Both, actually. Both T shirts and tees. I made that mistake when Justin asked me for teas and I brought T shirts instead.

[Spenny]

Well, we have, like, a little cigarette pack that has teas in them, I don't think.

[CJ]

Oh, Te.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, so I brought. I showed up with T shirts, and he's like, bro, we need something to hit the ball off of. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ken]

T's is up to.

[Money Mike]

T's from Florida.

[Dalton]

Just fall down the stairs.

[Spenny]

Cj. He was too focused on chewing his banana. He's too focused on chewing his food. Take a banana.

[Ken]

You just dropped half your banana peel over there.

[Money Mike]

This isn't even a banana.

[Spenny]

It's just a peel. Who slipped on a banana peel?

[Money Mike]

I did.

[Spenny]

Mike did.

[Ken]

Really?

[Spenny]

He was running across the drift track, stepped on a banana peel and then ate.

[Money Mike]

And CJ thought it was the funny.

[CJ]

I never thought I'd actually see that.

[Money Mike]

In my life, so I actually didn't.

[Ken]

Know it was a thing.

[Evan]

I would agree. If I saw that happen, I'd be rolling.

[Spenny]

Oh, yeah.

[Money Mike]

No, I slipped on it like a dang cartoon.

[Evan]

ACL's good.

[Money Mike]

ACL's good, dude.

[Evan]

Speaking of the snacks, I watched Gavin's latest video, or maybe a couple of.

[Money Mike]

Just from last night, where he hits.

[Evan]

The rail on the three wheeler.

[Spenny]

Oh, yeah.

[Ken]

Oh, yeah.

[Evan]

Everyone is shoving their face full of snacks. Ken's eating snacks. CJ's eating snacks. I think you might even be, I would say, five people in the back. Everyone was just eating snacks.

[Spenny]

Just a snacky time.

[Dalton]

It was just snack time. It was, like, too late after lunch, but not early enough for dinner. And it was like, I need something to eat.

[Evan]

It was just funny. Every time it was gav. Talking to someone, it would go to someone else. It is someone else. And everyone was just eating a different snack.

[Spenny]

You guys know what I'm saying, though, is always, always, always. No, he's always chewing.

[Money Mike]

It was when you said, he's always chewing. Chewing for longer. Then it hit me. That is exactly what he.

[Evan]

It's good for your digestion. That's what you're supposed to do.

[Dalton]

The length of chewing doesn't Bother me. It bothers me when he chews with his mouth open.

[Money Mike]

Wow.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Well, that's him. That's him talking while he's chewing. Ken, though, I'd like to think he maybe has good enough manners to not chew with his mouth open. But he's.

[Ken]

I don't know.

[Spenny]

He's chewing while having a conversation with you. It's like, bro, just swallow. But he's chewing for, like, 30. 30 seconds.

[Ken]

But to be fair, when I was at the shop, CJ walked in and then reheated up lunch from yesterday early this morning and started eating lunch and then also had lunch.

[Evan]

Or was it breakfast?

[Ken]

Well, he ate lunch as breakfast, which, like, I feel like you can eat breakfast at any time, but eating lunch at breakfast is a little bit weird.

[Evan]

Yeah, I don't think there's any boundaries.

[Spenny]

Do you think that if you wake up at, say, noon, your first meal of the day should be breakfast?

[Money Mike]

No, but it can be. But I don't think it should be, I think.

[Spenny]

Or do you just skip it and.

[CJ]

Go straight to lunch?

[Dalton]

Unless it's just straight up brunch. I think it's weird having breakfast food. After 11, I got to cut us.

[Ken]

Off talking about food because I was listening to Theo Vaughn and Glenny Balls. I listened to their podcast, and all they talked about the entire fucking podcast was food. And I was hungry at the time, and I had to turn it off. I, like, got irritated with, like, you know, when you're in kind of the wrong mood? And I kept skipping through, trying to wait till they weren't talking about food. Five minutes would go by, they'd bring up food again.

[Money Mike]

Balls, Love.

[Spenny]

I mean, yeah, it seems pretty on.

[Ken]

Yeah. I feel like Theo just looked at him and goes, what does Glennie want to talk about? And just said, food.

[Spenny]

Food. Speaking of Glenny, why don't you have a seat, Spenny?

[Evan]

Where's the crop top, pal?

[Money Mike]

No crop top today in the rain.

[Dalton]

We can fix that pretty quick.

[Ken]

There you go, bud.

[Spenny]

Yeah, Ken's been pretty fired up about cutting every shirt Spenny owns into a crop top.

[Dalton]

He's just always talking about how restricted he feels in these T shirts.

[Spenny]

I just. You're the one all fired up about it, though, Ken.

[Money Mike]

I just loved your timing, Ken. It was Ken's big day the other day when we were filming, having him do some stunts, you guys.

[CJ]

We'll see soon.

[Evan]

The whole video.

[Money Mike]

He was riding water.

[Spenny]

Water sport day. Big water sport.

[Money Mike]

So we're kind of waiting for him to come outside his bedroom. And then he finally comes out and he's got a crop top ready for Spenny. And he's like, you're gonna need this for today, buddy.

[Dalton]

Well, I had Dalton in my ear, like, five minutes prior. Hey, go grab a spendy. A crop top. So I had to go make one quick.

[Spenny]

I don't know who's more sus. Ken, you were Dalton.

[Dalton]

Oh, 100% Dalton.

[Spenny]

Well, you're the one doing it, because.

[Dalton]

I got him in my ear telling me to, hey, go make this up for spending. It'll be hilarious.

[CJ]

I got nothing to say about the crop tops.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, it's just funny.

[CJ]

It is funny.

[Evan]

Crop tops looking better when Ben and your deal goes through.

[Dalton]

Dude, crop tops are looking.

[CJ]

I'm going to be a millionaire. Going to be so.

[Spenny]

Well, you're at least going to have $75,000. So if you invest it wisely, you'll be a millionaire.

[Evan]

Darn near one tenth of the way.

[Money Mike]

There's.

[Spenny]

I'll be close.

[CJ]

I'll be close.

[Spenny]

And you'll be feeling. Well, you got looking like a million bucks.

[Dalton]

You got 75 grand plus the lease deal afterwards.

[Spenny]

Well, I can. You're sweetening the deal here. Whose side are you on? The negotiations, it's 50 grand and then $25,000 after that. But it's a $5,000. So five month deal or split up into 12 months, and then it'll be like 2500 bucks a month. But anyway, we're not going to talk about that.

[CJ]

I thought you guys called me up here just to talk about crop tops.

[Ken]

Oh, no, no, no. C.J. had a tea time, so you're on today.

[CJ]

Oh, okay. We're running it then.

[Spenny]

Spenny's actually kind of just let me in on this. But he's been FaceTiming his grandma, and he just knows that it's just very entertaining for me to watch. She's very Canadian. Spenny's dad is very Canadian. And they're usually hanging out together.

[CJ]

The two whitest Canadians ever, probably. My dad.

[Spenny]

Dude, they're classic. But Grandma just got a new hip, so. So she's burning laps around the trailer park.

[CJ]

She actually. Yeah, so my dad, he's got Snapchat, and he sends these Snapchats and he's. He's like getting my grandma these walkers and they had one and it wasn't good enough. So he went and got the upgraded off road version with, like, the off road tires, but then he had to.

[Spenny]

Put restrictors on it because she was burning them too fast.

[CJ]

She Was walking too fast, so she like, dialed in the tire restrictor.

[Spenny]

So it's.

[CJ]

It's a little pin on the tire that slows the cart down so she can't push it a certain speed.

[Evan]

What was the problem with her going too quick?

[CJ]

My dad just like, runs my grandma so hard. She runs it. Runs her so hard.

[Evan]

Rephrase that.

[CJ]

Okay, well, he's just working her hard. There's no way to. It sounds like he's trying to slow her down.

[Money Mike]

But as what he's trying to say is that, you know, kind of when there's like kids, like up to five years old and under, you got to really kind of take care of them. Yeah. Kind of how the same thing happens after 90. You kind of keep an eye on.

[CJ]

My grandma. Doesn't know how fast she should be going. And she's going too fast, too. She can't control how fast she's going. So they're just. She's. They're slowing her down a little bit. But the funny thing is is she loves the videos. And my dad makes her get up and go and walk around the trailer park before she can watch the videos because she has to get her steps in. So he sends the new hip. Yeah, he sends me a Snapchat and he says, burning some laps on the course. But the course is the trailer parking lot.

[Spenny]

Yes. It's just the road around it.

[Evan]

But she's.

[Spenny]

She's got a. She's got to burn the laps before she gets to watch the videos. Kind of similar to like a 5 year old. And I've had. You got to finish your homework. You got to eat all your food before this.

[Ken]

Dude, imagine how pissed your grandma is when she gets back from her walk and then the video's late.

[Evan]

Dude.

[Spenny]

Yeah, she does anything that.

[Money Mike]

I just want to take another laugh.

[Spenny]

That's where she starts commenting on our old videos. So they pop up in like, our recent feed of like, so no video. It's like five minutes late. So no video tonight then or what?

[Money Mike]

It's pretty funny. Dalton will post like a TikTok that he made on our page right at about the time the video should have gone out, let's say 6:59. And people are just like, wow, posting tiktoks when you really should be dropping the.

[CJ]

Like, they're just.

[Ken]

They think that it's one or the other.

[Big Wrench]

Dude.

[Spenny]

One or the other comments run us hard. I feel like they're just.

[CJ]

I've been. I haven't listened to the new podcast, but I've been Taking some flack in my TikTok about being naked on a motorcycle, chasing Gavin.

[Ken]

Damn, that just came out. Oh, yeah.

[CJ]

People are literally commenting on my TikTok.

[Money Mike]

It's like the 10th time you've been naked on a dirt bike.

[CJ]

No, that's the first time I have.

[Spenny]

A picture of you.

[Ken]

Never been naked on a dirt bike.

[Evan]

Come on, Spenny, you've told me stories before. There's no way that was a picture of you.

[CJ]

Oh, that's true.

[Spenny]

I wasn't there.

[CJ]

I was naked on a bike before.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Probably the first time. Being talked about on a podcast. Yeah, it's like they're. They're chirping you or what?

[CJ]

Yeah, they're just. I don't even know what they're saying. They're just saying, like, that I'm sus. After chasing Gavin naked on a dirt bike.

[Money Mike]

Dude, CJ and I stripped down naked on our pit bikes with ice tires and did wheelies on the ice. That was pretty fun. And random.

[CJ]

Pointless.

[Money Mike]

Weird. I guess.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Are you justifying it?

[Dalton]

Yes.

[Money Mike]

I'm saying it's not. It's not crazy. It's like riding. It's like riding a horse naked. It's not crazy.

[CJ]

One kid goes, explain yourself. Riding dirt bikes naked, chasing Gavin.

[Spenny]

That's a valid point.

[CJ]

And then another guy says, concerning Gavin with no clothes on the dirt bike. And I'm. These comments are coming in and I'm like, how do these guys know about this? Because I haven't listened to the new podcast.

[Ken]

I think we just blow up your spot for like an hour. Yeah, the whole time.

[CJ]

Literally. It's all right, though. It was funny.

[Ken]

I feel like everybody should probably ride a dirt bike naked at once.

[CJ]

Dude, it's so exhilarating. It's like skinny dipping. Everybody at once.

[Ken]

Everybody know.

[CJ]

That's the one time it's like skinny dipping. Have you guys never skinny dipped?

[Spenny]

Ryan, that was the most quad guy thing I think I've ever heard you say. Come on now, Ryan. Like, we should go do it after this in the rain. Nice little drizzle.

[Evan]

You know what happens when it rains?

[Spenny]

We figure that out.

[Ken]

Not all at once. That's not what I meant. I meant to say not at once either. I meant just to say someone. Everyone should do it at one. Not together is what I'm trying to say.

[Spenny]

You know what, though? Maybe Gavin's kind of turning the. The tides. Whereas, you know, his. His three wheeler brothers are, you know, protecting their God.

[CJ]

Three wheeler guys are going to be coming for me. Never do that, yeah, don't treat the king like that. They're pissed, fine.

[Evan]

If they come after you, just tip them over.

[Spenny]

Speaking of tipping over a three wheeler, so good. This weekend we had up our merch team. So all the guys that help with our merchandise, there's three of them that are out of the country in Canada. So one's a designer who I will be talking about here in a second. And then two of them help with like all of our products. And then there's another guy, his name's Alan. He's actually from the uk, but he lives in China. Alan's a crazy bastard. He's the best. We thought he was Asian and then he showed up in the white guy ever. But he. Anyway, so these, these four guys are in town and Mac, who's our designer, is blind.

[Ken]

Legally blind.

[Spenny]

Legally blind. So like he has very thick glasses and. And everyone's like, well, how is he designer if he's blind? He sits about this close to the computer screen. But he probably couldn't read Ryan's shirt from here. Might not even know who Ryan is sitting there.

[Ken]

Really?

[Spenny]

Well, yeah, Yeah.

[Ken]

I never really asked him.

[Spenny]

Pretty blind.

[Ken]

Awful.

[CJ]

He could like see like a foot away, but anything further than like two or three feet, he like can't even really read it.

[Money Mike]

One of the first things we did when we all got here was golf. And it was so funny every time we. Oh, it's sometimes hard.

[Ken]

I didn't even think about that.

[Money Mike]

You know, like, you hit your own drive and you go, I lost it. That happens. But like for him, you know. Oh, that's actually a nice shot, buddy. Yeah, I see it bouncing and he's just like, like, I. I can't see the ball ever. So I just felt bad.

[Ken]

But wow.

[Spenny]

Mac has never driven a vehicle before up until coming to the Seaboise compound. Right. He can't get his driver's license because of his blindness, so he's never driven a car.

[Money Mike]

How crazy is that?

[Spenny]

And he's never driven a dirt bike or four wheeler or anything like that. Right. So for some reason I let Mac.

[Ken]

I'm glad there was an I statement in there.

[Spenny]

I did. I will take responsibility for this because I was there. I was standing there.

[Money Mike]

What did you let him do?

[Spenny]

I let him ride a three wheeler for the first vehicle that he'd ever driven.

[Money Mike]

Recreational. Yeah.

[Ken]

Vehicle banned because it's so damn dangerous.

[Spenny]

It might have been the drinks that we had had. And it was 2:30 in the morning at the shop at this point. And Mac hopped on It. And I could just see the excitement in his eyes, and I let him ride it.

[Money Mike]

So 110, keep in mind.

[Spenny]

And what's he do? He tips over in the first 10ft.

[Money Mike]

10Ft? Yeah. I've never seen anything like it.

[Spenny]

I had neither. And, yeah, he, like, hops up and he's like, oh, man, my arm is broken. I think any pointed towards me. And it's just. It's like his arm is pointed this way and his elbow is pointed that way. Or is his, like, forearm is pointed that way. I was like, oh. And you can hear it in Clay's voice in the video.

[Money Mike]

Oh.

[Spenny]

Oh, God.

[Money Mike]

Oh.

[Spenny]

Like, he was getting woozy just looking at it.

[CJ]

Oh, my arm already. I might have broke my arm.

[Spenny]

No, no, no. There's no way. You all right? Yeah, yeah.

[CJ]

Let's come back. Damn.

[Evan]

So.

[Spenny]

Didn't look good to the start, I tell you that. And so Mac, like, pops it back in, and he's, like, limping around, and I'm like, there's no way that you just popped your arm out falling from 2ft onto the ground or 3ft onto the ground that way. I didn't really see that, the way that he, like, fell until, like, kind of watching the footage back and be like, okay, yeah, it could have worked. But then two days later, he was standing up, so he'd, like. He was kind of, like, favoring his arm for the rest of the weekend. And then on Sunday afternoon when he was on the boat, he went to stand up, and he popped it back out again.

[Ken]

Getting up on the boat platform, he, like, went up and just like, that goes like, it's out, it's out, it's out. And we're in the boat, like, at the sandbar, and I go, all right. I'm pulling the anchor, like, thinking he's going to have to go to the hospital, right? He goes, I got it. I got it. And he just sits there and just pops it back in, which is like a hardo move, dude. That's like a pro moto guy.

[CJ]

Such a. Yeah, that is such a legit maneuver right there.

[Ken]

Like, I'd be like, call the helicopter, dude. Get me out of here. Yeah, I can't do that.

[Spenny]

Yeah, that was. That was pretty gnarly. Like, Mac is a blind graphic designer. He was in the trenches this weekend. Like, he was driving the bus around. If you guys saw that, did a great job. He had everything in sight, I guess.

[CJ]

Well.

[Spenny]

Or out of sight for him. And, well, he crashed three wheeler. He didn't hop back on that.

[Money Mike]

After that, our weekend was kind of giving, like, bachelor party vibes. It was our version of a corporate outing. Collectively, let's say everybody had five, six drinks on the course, not counting the four shotguns that were had and the. The shot. You know, it's like he doesn't drink at all. And then he comes around us. And then.

[Spenny]

Dude, he was, no, no, they do. They do drink. And that's why we were on our worst behaviors, because they were just.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, they do. But, like, Mac doesn't drink like that. Dude.

[CJ]

He was.

[Spenny]

No one should. I'll tell you that much. No one should drink. Like, the way that we were behaving this weekend, it was not good. Our editor to Pat. I talked to him this afternoon. It's Tuesday. And he goes, how you feeling? I was like, good. I didn't. I didn't drink after Friday. How you feeling? He was like, I'm just feeling okay now. He was like, I woke up still hungover this morning.

[CJ]

Dude, on those big weekends, that's how it goes. You need like two or three days till you're actually back feeling good.

[Spenny]

Yeah, it was heavy.

[Evan]

Or just don't stop.

[CJ]

That is true.

[Money Mike]

Fun way to do it.

[Spenny]

Yeah, it was. It was pretty poor, Poor decision making on my end to let him try and ride a three wheeler. And I learned that. And then I was reminded quickly why three wheelers are now banned.

[CJ]

Mac was claiming he was gonna hit the airbag. He, like, actually wanted to hit it. Yeah, he wanted to hit it. I was like, he's like, let's blow it up. I'll hit it. And I was like, like, how can you hit the airbag? Like, what do you mean? You can hit it on what you wanted to hit it on a skateboard. I swear.

[Money Mike]

He actually.

[Ken]

Oh, yeah, he is a skater.

[CJ]

He legit 100, was so confident that he could hit the airbag like he wanted to do it. And I was like, I would have.

[Spenny]

Loved to see that same.

[Ken]

Yeah, me too.

[Spenny]

I would have loved to see that.

[Ken]

He said, pre. That pre elbow injury.

[Spenny]

Okay. Yeah, it makes sense.

[CJ]

Next time we have him down, once he gets that elbow tightened up, we'll.

[Money Mike]

Put him back in the trenches.

[CJ]

I think back in the trench.

[Spenny]

I think we gotta invite Mac back and just get him back behind the wheel.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

I don't think he's done driving, dude.

[Money Mike]

I'm still just so fascinated by that. Just everyone watching. Just picture how many vehicles you've driven and especially those of you into action sports, like, how many dirt bikes and three Wheelers and four wheelers or even just like mini bikes or go.

[CJ]

Whatever. Go jumping on a scooter.

[Money Mike]

Especially just cars. Like, he. He kind of like, he doesn't live in a rural enough air area to like just go drive on like back roads or anything. But it just blew my mind that, that no one ever like, took him into a parking lot and was like, yeah, you just drive my. Yeah. Civic around. Just drive it around a little bit. Like, I. I'd be pushing for that because I'm like, you can't be your age and not have driven a car even if you're legally blind.

[Spenny]

Well, after seeing him drive around, though, it's not a good idea.

[Money Mike]

Well, that's. That's why I just, like, I felt like I just wanted to train him.

[Dalton]

I mean, we did have like the perfect environment set up for him.

[Spenny]

Where environment. But any perfect vehicle, anything he did.

[Dalton]

No, it was the perfect vehicle because he. Everything and it. It was fine. Like, it just got pushed out right out of the way.

[Money Mike]

Well, true, but like, a bus is also hard to drive.

[Ken]

But he was like, dude, it wasn't even that bad. Car accidents aren't that bad. And I go, don't. If you're ever in another scenario, like, don't expect to be able to bump into another car and it not hurt. Like, the buses blows, pushes things away. It's actually awesome.

[CJ]

I love.

[Spenny]

It is awesome.

[Money Mike]

How was that, Mac? He's like, I really like the big steering wheel. This big.

[CJ]

That was his favorite part.

[Spenny]

I asked him, you know, how he got into being a designer, and he was like, it was partially because my brother was super into sports and I couldn't play, so I'd go and, you know, watch kind of he would draw, you know, like, he. He obviously took up being an artist because it was something that he could do. And he is the most talented. He's so graphic designer and artist that I have ever seen.

[Ken]

Like, everybody's saying something because you know him well.

[Money Mike]

He has a lot of things on me, seriously. But one of them is drawing.

[Spenny]

Like, he draws all of our designs.

[Money Mike]

I can like, you know that that's what. I didn't even know that this weekend. I'm like, wait, so like this. This like the money Mike bachelor party that, like, to me is like a very well rounded cartoon. He's like, yeah, of course I drew that. I'm like, dang, dude. So that put it all into perspective. So, yeah. And now anything you see from here on out, I'm helping out with stuff here.

[Ken]

And There.

[Money Mike]

But like if you see any insane graphic, Mac drew that on his freaking tablet a foot from his face even.

[CJ]

Just like the color combos that he uses, like so good. It's so good. The color combos he's using is just like sold out. He kills it.

[Spenny]

Yeah, he's so talented. It's just like taking you know, something that's unfortunate situation and turning it into a blessing. That's like something that he's done with it. He called it his superpower, which is pretty cool.

[Ken]

Yeah, pretty cool perspective on that. You think with Tesla's he's going to be able to drive? Like you ever think with full self.

[Evan]

Driving, I don't think you're technically driving then.

[Dalton]

No, you, I would still technically legally are driving it.

[Evan]

What about those Ubers that drive themselves.

[Dalton]

Around in a Waymo where you're just straight up in the backseat and there's nobody in the front? Like he could definitely get, get around that way.

[Ken]

He could call a rideshare service and get around.

[Spenny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ken]

But do you think like the Teslas will ever get to a point where somebody who is not legally able to drive could?

[Dalton]

I mean, yeah, probably in the next five, ten years.

[Ken]

Pretty sick actually. Think about how freeing that shit would be if you could never like you always needed someone else or have to call an Uber. Especially when you live in rural areas. Like think how confined you are. But then if you had your own car that could drive you wherever, how sick that would be.

[Money Mike]

I could see Tesla being capable of that much sooner than it being legal allowed.

[Evan]

Yeah, there's self driving cars like in California and shit. Right. Like right now you're essentially just. I see the videos of the cars.

[Dalton]

I've done it in Phoenix, but it's kind of like there's still, there's still like people in a data center like monitoring all the cars. I don't think they're, they're not driving it, but they're still like if they get into a situation where the computer can't get out of it, man, they can like manually override it.

[Spenny]

Really?

[Evan]

I didn't, I did not know that even one bit.

[Money Mike]

It does make sense because it's those, it's those little moments that could cause a serious pickle, an accident and then their whole thing crumbles.

[Spenny]

It's got to happen though.

[Evan]

I mean I've seen that video where like the cops are just like a, I don't know, telling them to stop and the car is going and the, everyone's freaking out.

[Spenny]

Did they have to throw a spike strip.

[Ken]

Oh my God.

[Evan]

I don't know.

[Spenny]

Spike strip Awaymo.

[Evan]

There's just. Yeah. People in the back seat. How helpless would you feel though too, in that situation? You're getting hollered at by a cop, you're just sitting in the back seat minding your own business.

[Spenny]

What do you do? Is there a stop button in there?

[Dalton]

Yeah, like in the waymos there's a button that says like pull over.

[Ken]

Yeah, but like I guess they could have done that. I was trying to find a legal place to pull over.

[Dalton]

If it's already stopped, it should just because park.

[Ken]

Because remember when. Well we just opened the doors on that when we got to a place and just got out. But we were in one in Phoenix and there's like a four lane, you know, like city street. And we got stuck behind one of the thousand old people that live in Arizona driving about 35 in a 60. And so the waymo was just stuck behind him because it was, it was like had sought out its lane. It wasn't going to go around A slow moving driver. And we sat behind this guy for like probably 10 miles, driving 20 miles an hour slower than everybody else. And we're like calling way more support trying to get it to like go around. Oh, seriously? Well, I mean what we're gonna do, it was literally like 35 minutes in the car. Well, I mean, no, there was nobody.

[Spenny]

When you're getting fired up, I know you're getting fired up when you're calling support.

[Ken]

Yeah, well, we were all in the car. No, I was hanging out the window trying to get the old guy to move over so it would let us go by is what I was doing.

[Spenny]

Is there a horn?

[Ken]

Yeah, but you can't touch the steering wheel. You get in trouble for that. You banned?

[Dalton]

Yeah, I think it like stops the car.

[Spenny]

What kind of cars are they?

[Dalton]

Some Jaguar thing.

[Money Mike]

Maybe they collabed.

[Ken]

You see the Jaguars whole rebrand just like completely failed.

[Dalton]

Sales are down like 99 or something. Yeah, like they're in like double, double digit sales for 2025.

[Evan]

What did they try to do?

[Money Mike]

Just a rebrand. But if you watch Speed's video on it, like James Humphrey or whatever, new logo and like he like goes in depth about how Jaguar's done. Done the rebrand like 10 times. So it's like nothing new. Either way, it failed.

[Spenny]

Who the hell's buying Jaguars?

[Ken]

Jaguars. April 2025 Europe sales, it's pretty specific. But it plunged 97.5% last year. They sold 2000 vehicles this year, they sold 49.

[Spenny]

Wait, what?

[CJ]

Oh, baby.

[Evan]

How can you even have a company that sells that little.

[Ken]

No, in a month. In a. In. In that month. In the month. That's what I'm saying. Again, it's still very specific, but, I.

[Money Mike]

Mean, think there's, like, Honda dealerships that sell more cars than that at their dealership in a month?

[Dalton]

Probably in a day. Some. Some of those dealers do that.

[Spenny]

Oh, yeah.

[Evan]

49.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Ken]

But rolls Royce just rebranded as well. Did you guys see that?

[Money Mike]

No, I didn't. You're talking about range, price, range.

[Dalton]

I think you're thinking of the range.

[CJ]

Money Mike has a Range Rover.

[Ken]

Thank you, Ken.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[CJ]

What are you saying, Mike?

[Money Mike]

I do.

[Spenny]

I got a cat, Mike. You should get a Rolls Royce and then hire a driver to just drive you around.

[CJ]

That's Money Mike. I'm hopping out the Phantom.

[Money Mike]

I'm Money Mike, but I'm not filthy rich.

[Ken]

Not Dirty Mike and the boys.

[Spenny]

News to us, Mike.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, no, I just spent all this. I just spend the money I have recklessly. Like, you can spend the money even more reckless than me. And that doesn't mean that you can afford a Rolls Royce.

[Spenny]

I think that you should get a Rolls Royce, though, Mike. Even if it's an old one.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

It doesn't have to be a new one. You know, Money Mike is balling on the budget that he's got.

[Dalton]

You can get an old phantom for, like, 50 grand.

[CJ]

Rolls Royces go hard.

[Money Mike]

They do.

[Ken]

That would go.

[Money Mike]

Wait, so you're telling me I can get a Vintage Rolls Royce 2005 Less than Ken's Continental.

[Spenny]

Pull this up, Ken. Let's see what kind of Rolls. No fans.

[CJ]

You can get some cheaper fandoms for like a 2000s.

[Evan]

Get that Chrysler 300 converted into a Phantom.

[Spenny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

You might just.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, I've always loved Chrysler 3002.

[Spenny]

Just get a fake. You just got to have. Yeah, the. The suicide doors. And then just make sure that it has the umbrella.

[Ken]

The umbrella. Starlight headliner. Is that mandatory?

[Evan]

What's the umbrella, Dalton?

[Spenny]

To put it in for you.

[Evan]

Like, it's literally just like a complimentary umbrella.

[Ken]

Yeah, it's in the door or something like that. It's just like a thing.

[CJ]

Bulletproof in the movies.

[Evan]

Inspector.

[Spenny]

Yeah, bro.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

And then you got to get a driver.

[Money Mike]

Do you think we'll ever get another kit car? Like, honestly?

[Spenny]

Yes, I think we should get it.

[Money Mike]

Yeah. I think we should get a Ferrari. When a decent kit car, Ferrari, probably on a Fiero comes up, I think we should do it.

[Ken]

That'd be sick. And then someone will get a real Ferrari.

[Money Mike]

Yes, exactly.

[Dalton]

I can't connect to the tv, but.

[Spenny]

Ken, what are you doing? How many podcasts have we filmed?

[Ken]

178 there.

[Spenny]

It's on.

[Ken]

It's a lot of podcasts, actually. Thanks to everybody who watches. And if you. If you just watch every week, it'd be great if you subscribed.

[Money Mike]

Absolutely.

[Ken]

Good for me.

[Money Mike]

And just be good for spending. Dude, lately it's been ramping up. Like, I. I went back and checked our views on the podcast, and it just blew me away. Yeah, there's a lot up.

[Spenny]

Getting a lot of views on a podcast is hard.

[Ken]

Oh, now we're using this TV.

[Dalton]

I can't connect to that TV.

[Spenny]

Oh, dude, we're back there.

[Ken]

90S. Okay, that's kind of a lot. 27K, which is still a lot of money, especially for an old car. But for Rolls Royce.

[Spenny]

This is me, Ken, and Gavin's next cheap versus expensive car.

[Money Mike]

Oh, it'd be so good.

[Dalton]

Like a 99 through 40, bro.

[Ken]

Look at pretty low miles.

[Spenny]

There's no way that.

[Ken]

There you go.

[Dalton]

2013 goes.

[Money Mike]

There we go.

[Spenny]

Why is that? Why is that so cheap?

[CJ]

It's got to be 50, 000 miles, bro.

[Spenny]

The white interior goes hard, bro.

[Money Mike]

That's perfect.

[Evan]

Salvage cars for sale.

[Ken]

Yeah, it's 25, 000 below market value. That's concerning.

[Evan]

That you can't put a price on.

[Ken]

But you can register for free. You see that on the ad and.

[Money Mike]

Then just wrap it in the classic money print. Yeah.

[Ken]

Holy. Oh, that white interior does go hard, dude. And again, we're not saying that a 62, 000 car isn't expensive, but for a car that probably MSRP's at like 300, pretty good.

[Spenny]

It's a pretty good deal that you can't put a price on.

[Money Mike]

Gosh. I just.

[Spenny]

Does it have the umbrella, though, Ken?

[Dalton]

Like, I swear in every Rolls Royce had you look at, the umbrella's missing.

[Evan]

Imagine eating hot dogs on them.

[Money Mike]

Trays be so good.

[Spenny]

Oh, but also a spaghetti wine night in a Rolls Royce.

[Dalton]

Got a V12, too.

[Money Mike]

12.

[Ken]

That's what I'm saying.

[CJ]

Spaghetti wine.

[Evan]

They make their own V12 or what? Who?

[Dalton]

No, they do. They make their own. It's like six and three, four. Literally.

[Ken]

Six and three quarter liter is so American. It's so American. No, no, just the way that he described leaders and quarters.

[Evan]

Does that mean like a six. Seven?

[Ken]

Yeah, it's a 6.6. I just saw it up there.

[Money Mike]

Six and three quarters.

[Dalton]

It's even a fair deal.

[Money Mike]

Great. And you know, I love those. It makes me think my BMW, when starts going wrong in that, I hate it.

[Dalton]

It's almost like a Rolls Royce is just a fancy BMW.

[Money Mike]

Exactly. And then it just literally looks like a BMW with a little bit more to go wrong.

[Spenny]

Who owns Rolls Royce BMW? Oh, I didn't know that. I actually just saw a stat the other day though that like the average age of Rolls Royce buyers back in 2015 was like 62. And now the average age in 2025 of a Rolls Royce buyer is 35.

[Ken]

Really? Yeah.

[Spenny]

Which I thought was a little far fetched.

[Ken]

Seems really young.

[Spenny]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Dalton]

I think they're really popular in Asia. Because in Asia, like a lot of people get like chauffeur driven around and if you can sit in the back, it's so nice.

[Ken]

I love that tidbit of information you.

[Spenny]

Just gave right there.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Where did you pull that from?

[Spenny]

Like, I, I.

[Ken]

You're always full of those.

[Spenny]

Should we fact check this?

[Dalton]

Fact check it?

[Money Mike]

No, because you know, when something wrong.

[Spenny]

We know we have to start checking. Kid.

[Money Mike]

When something.

[Ken]

We need another person behind the desk to just be fat. Checking the whole time.

[CJ]

Jet Lawrence rips the Rolls Royce.

[Spenny]

He's a part of the stat. He's lowering the stats.

[CJ]

He's lowering the stats because what, he's like 21, 22.

[Evan]

Gosh.

[CJ]

And he's ripping.

[Ken]

It's actually pretty happy.

[Money Mike]

That is crazy.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Other than him, he's the only guy.

[Spenny]

All right.

[CJ]

Maybe Mickey Mace might have one too, but I'm not too sure.

[Ken]

People do it.

[CJ]

Steve will do it.

[Spenny]

Yes, Steve Weston Champlin.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Weston Champion. Has a Rolls Royce.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, bro.

[Spenny]

He's balling.

[Evan]

What is it?

[Spenny]

I mean like an old, like a 20, 26.

[Money Mike]

He just got it.

[Evan]

Yeah, right?

[Spenny]

It's got like purple interior.

[Money Mike]

Ev, how was your weekend? You getting anything cool up north?

[Evan]

Played some golf. My dad got a hole in one. That's pretty. What? That's.

[Money Mike]

That's pretty cool.

[Ken]

It's actually sick.

[Evan]

Fourth one.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, I was gonna say that's probably four holes.

[Spenny]

Four?

[Money Mike]

That's wild. Dude.

[Spenny]

Dude, Ev's dad is the best golfer I've ever played.

[Evan]

Really?

[Spenny]

Dead ass. He's so good. He's the complete polar opposite of Evan.

[Ken]

What do you think? Evan?

[Evan]

Yeah. He doesn't hit the ball very far, but he's just a sniper and his short game is lethal.

[Money Mike]

Wow.

[Spenny]

I'll tell you this story. We played in a scramble last year it was like a charity event. Ev was like, yo, my dad will play with us. And I was like, okay, that sounds good. He shows up, we get on the first hole. It's par three. All of us shank our balls all over the place. It was me, Evan, Tommy, my brother in law and grandparon. So imagine that crew, okay? And then Ev's dad, right?

[CJ]

So we're all over the place as.

[Spenny]

Dad gets up, sticks it to like, I don't know, six feet. I'm like clapping. I'm like, john, what a shot. He's got a stogie in his mouth, right? And he goes, relax, we'll be doing that all day.

[Evan]

Dude.

[Spenny]

It was the most savage. It was the most savage comment after a golf shot ever. It was so cocky. And I was like, all right, all right. Sure enough, did it. Every shot.

[CJ]

It was John Daly do.

[Money Mike]

Might have to have the kid back.

[Spenny]

Yeah, he's coming back.

[CJ]

Really?

[Money Mike]

Yeah, this year for a tournament.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Money Mike]

I'm not.

[Spenny]

I'm not even playing in it, but I was like, who. Whoever, Whoever wants to play with John will win.

[Ken]

Yeah, relax. We'll be doing that all day. That goes hard.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[CJ]

The fact that he's got a stoke fired up on the first hole is crazy.

[Big Wrench]

Work the whole time.

[Evan]

Didn't put it out, not just on the golf course. Pretty much runs it around the clock.

[Money Mike]

Really?

[Spenny]

He's running all day.

[Evan]

It's not always going though. I think he eats as much off the end that he chews on is that he burns off. Smoking.

[Money Mike]

I just like a well seasoned cigar smoker like him impresses me because I'm the opposite. I'm probably in the same boat as.

[CJ]

A lot of people.

[Money Mike]

Like, when I smoke a cigar, it's all I can do to just like make a dent in it. It's all I can do. Passing it around to the, you know, the whole group at the bachelor party to just make a dentist dent in it. And then he's like, you know, smoking or.

[Evan]

I think it's like if you're not used to doing it, it does seem like you need to get to the bottom of it. You don't?

[Money Mike]

Well, no, I just choose like.

[Evan]

And if it goes out, he might have it in his mouth for like 45 minutes. It's not even that.

[Money Mike]

I think that's what I'm getting at. Is that it? I don't think I need to get to the bottom of it, but I also think, like, how on earth would I ever get to the bottom of it? Even if I Had to light it up for the next week.

[CJ]

I don't know if I could. Only one way to find out.

[Evan]

No, it's funny, he thought about it so, like, he won't leave it in his mouth when he hits. He'll just take it, throw it on the ground, hit, pick it back up. But he does that with like, everything he's doing. Like, he'll walk into the gas station and just throw it on the sidewalk. No, go in, get his cup of coffee, and then come out, pick it back up.

[Money Mike]

What?

[Ken]

That.

[Spenny]

That guy's got to have an immune system that could fight anything. Yeah, World War four.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, World War four.

[Ken]

We should get him like a little cigar holder for his car. Like, clips up by the windshield wiper. You just like, set it on there and then walk back out.

[Evan]

He actually has one for his golf cart that like, clips on the. Or like the pole for the roof or whatever.

[Ken]

That's kind of sick.

[Evan]

But he doesn't really. I don't think he uses it that much.

[Spenny]

Like to hold your range finder kind of thing. He just adapted it to a little clip.

[Evan]

No, just throw it on the ground.

[Spenny]

It's kind of a safety hazard on golf courses with all the fertilizer.

[Evan]

Fertilizer was going to get you. I'd be done with all the swimming we did in the ponds.

[Spenny]

Well, you are. Yeah.

[Evan]

Might explain something, actually.

[Spenny]

Yeah, yeah. It actually might add up.

[Evan]

That probably is bad for you.

[Spenny]

What about that one time that C.J. fell in the pond when we were reckless golfing and he was just like, I'm all itchy. I'm all, yeah, this isn't.

[Evan]

What's it.

[Spenny]

What's in a pond? A golf pond. Like, that could make me itchy. And we're like, driving back and he's like, seriously, guys, I gotta do something about this quick. Then we pulled over at a gas station. He went in and got a bunch water bottles and really took a shower off.

[Evan]

We should get one of those. Remember what they have in the science classrooms? The emergency eye wash. Yeah.

[Spenny]

Or it's the little water fountain that.

[Evan]

Has the two nozzles that's on the bottom and then. Yeah, this. The shower over the top. We should get one just in case.

[Ken]

It'd be good for when we come back from, like, mudding or whatever. Do that outside.

[Evan]

That actually would be a good idea.

[Spenny]

It's an outdoor shower.

[Evan]

I like where this is.

[Spenny]

Is going.

[Evan]

Yeah, let's get on that.

[Spenny]

Yeah, that would probably make more sense.

[CJ]

Outdoor shower would be. Clutch would be.

[Spenny]

We'll put it next to Mike's skate park.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Not too close. We don't want it to get muddy.

[Money Mike]

Still got to do some landscaping out there.

[Spenny]

Yeah. So what is the plan now with the skate park?

[Money Mike]

The plan is we're supposed to be here today. Dave comes back tomorrow to finish painting it. But anyway, just got to grow some grass around it, give it a little love.

[Evan]

I think we're gonna do anything about that hole in it from the handlebar.

[Money Mike]

I don't think.

[CJ]

Try to match it.

[Evan]

I don't think we need to, but I thought you could, like, like, do a bondo.

[CJ]

Yeah, bondo. That's what I was thinking. There is a hole in it.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Where there's like a clutch lever or where the brake lever or something went.

[Spenny]

Really?

[Evan]

Maybe the handlebars of your thumb say.

[Money Mike]

I'm more bummed about the rips in the seat. You know how it's awesome to have a old 80s three wheeler with a mint seat cover. Original. And now it's got rips, but, yeah.

[Spenny]

You really got the short end. It was worth it, I would say.

[Money Mike]

Given the damage to the three wheeler, which was essentially none. It was worth it to watch Gav do that.

[Evan]

It's like the tank and the plastic. There's other bars were fine. Cool things to have. Original than, like, the seat.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, that's true.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Money Mike]

Yeah. So that was cool. I am looking forward. We. We've had just such a busy last couple weeks that I really haven't even skated it for more than, like, 10 minutes at a time.

[Evan]

And it's been hot.

[Money Mike]

It has been hot, but.

[CJ]

Or rainy. Been hot or rainy. No.

[Money Mike]

Forward to, like, actually spending some time on it.

[Evan]

Me and Cody tried to do it a couple weeks ago. It was like 85 degrees out, and we were hung over. It lasted about three minutes. We.

[Money Mike]

We'll have to see how our, like, fall time looks because I noticed that too. I'm like, dude, it is not sheltered back here at all.

[Evan]

It seemed like it would be in the shade.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, it felt.

[Evan]

There's no breeze.

[Spenny]

It's just straight off the tin, too.

[Money Mike]

No breeze.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Money Mike]

I don't know. Maybe we need to get like, a pergola or something.

[CJ]

You get some cameras back there, too, in case somebody has a big wipeout.

[Dalton]

Did I hear you putting lights back there too, or.

[Money Mike]

Yes. So I had that thought, though, too. So again, I maybe brought this up before, but we have our security cameras, and we. You know, there's a finite amount of cameras you can put at least on One server or whatever. And they're for a reason, obviously, to catch anyone trying to vandalize, burglar, do anything mischievous around. But what they're used much more for, much more, is to capture our shenanigans. So I was just wondering, like, is there a world where we kind of get rid of some of the unnecessary camera angles we have and, like, point them towards more areas?

[Ken]

I mean, we can just 24.7seaboise TV shop live.

[Money Mike]

Because, I mean, we have a few camera angles that are just pointless, and I would love for them to be in the hot spots instead. I know it's probably a pain in the ass to move, but I can't.

[Evan]

Think of a pointless one.

[Spenny]

I can't think of one.

[Money Mike]

The one that the. There's just one that just goes, like, onto the dumpster at the farm. That one's pretty pointless.

[Spenny]

Make sure that nobody's throwing their trash in our dumpster.

[Money Mike]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. That's it. That is what it is. But I. I find that one pointless. No one's ever doing anything over there. And then there's the one where the R6 fell out of the sky again. That one's less on the driveway, though. Down the driveway.

[Spenny]

But got its mind.

[Dalton]

We're just trying to cover, like, all the corners of the building.

[Money Mike]

Every.

[Spenny]

Every square inch of our property is caught on camera, literally.

[Money Mike]

Except for your escape. Yeah, except for that. You're right. So we just need a camera over there.

[CJ]

Even my bedroom. Talita was in my room. She's like, is there cameras in here? I was like, no, no, there's no cameras in here.

[Money Mike]

Come on, now.

[CJ]

There's no cameras in there, right as you push it? I don't know.

[Money Mike]

No. Well, we have. Yeah, we have 50 cameras on our server, but Ken has a separate server for the one in your room.

[Evan]

Yeah, he's got one in Dalton's office.

[CJ]

Too, under the desk.

[Money Mike]

Dude, that would be such. It'd be, like, such a funny, like, prank and be like, just got new camera system installed, and all the angles are so sus.

[Spenny]

All of them, like, right. Right above the urinal.

[Evan]

Yeah, that would be pretty funny. Hire the guy to come in and set him up.

[Spenny]

Yeah, that would be. That's a pretty funny idea. And it's solely just, like, hidden cameras to get the guy's reaction. Will he actually do this?

[Dalton]

I was meeting with him earlier this morning about the Merch Barn expansion, and he was like, they make, like, super tiny ones now, where it's, like, the size of your fingernail. Essentially. Really like as like meant to be like integrated into like the.

[Money Mike]

The architecture or like anything for that matter. You know you could put that in a kleenex box.

[CJ]

Why are you putting it in teddy bear?

[Money Mike]

Like in the movies they put in the teddy bear.

[Spenny]

It really is crazy like how far security cameras have came. Like our security cameras quite literally are caught in 4K. Yeah, that's good. That's why we use them in just our actual videos or our podcast thumbnails or like so many different scenarios where they come in clutch being such high quality. And the audio is good too where it's just like dude, we really could just hook our security cameras up to Twitch livestream and just have like C Boys TV Shop livestream.

[Evan]

Seems awfully dangerous. Honestly.

[Money Mike]

Dude, you could do like an outside one. I mean, you know, like you wouldn't want like all your like have Cody over. Yeah, yeah, have Cody over and entertain them on the outside cam.

[Spenny]

Can you imagine though? We just have a bunch like we have Gavin and be like, yeah, we like take him to Zorbas and he like picks up a couple chicks.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Bring him back. We don't tell him that everything is live streamed.

[Ken]

They're trying to get him in the hot tub.

[Spenny]

Gosh, it'd be entertaining though, I'll tell you that much.

[Ken]

Yeah, it would.

[Spenny]

Like, like it's constant entertainment around here.

[Money Mike]

To be like Love Island. That show still blows my mind in the whole aspect of the hidden camera. High, high, high quality hidden cameras with people hanging out that they stay immediately day two start to make interactions that they would as if there was no cameras around.

[Evan]

So they know there's no cameras. They, they know there is cameras. They just.

[Money Mike]

But they're so hidden that they like start to act like they're not there.

[Ken]

Yeah. There's not like you don't feel like you're in front. Yeah. There's nobody like standing filming your conversation. There's like mobile cameras that are mounted but there they have like a tram camera.

[Money Mike]

Say they're all.

[Ken]

Big Brother is straight up just hidden cameras.

[Dalton]

Yeah, they do it behind like one way mirrors like everywhere around the house.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Big Brother's been around for like quite forever.

[Dalton]

It's like 2000.

[CJ]

It's like a reality show.

[Spenny]

I don't think I've ever seen Love Island.

[Evan]

You need both.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, I don't.

[Ken]

She was pretty.

[Money Mike]

I don't think it's worth.

[Spenny]

Oh, is it a. It's like a ongoing thing.

[Money Mike]

Unless Greta sits you down on episode one of next year's Season, I would not watch it.

[Spenny]

I don't watch TV or Netflix series ever, so I don't know any of these shows. Me too.

[CJ]

I don't watch anything.

[Evan]

I am sometimes shocked. Like you and Ryan. I feel like we do knock it out of the park.

[Spenny]

I don't know how the hell you guys have the time.

[Evan]

I don't get it either. Oh, I do get it. Because when we travel with Ryan, it seems like when you go to bed, you're on your phone.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Where for me, I'm just like, oh, I guess we're watching basic cable tonight.

[Money Mike]

Because for me it's. It's before bed. I'm honing in on like two episodes of whatever I'm watching or a full movie.

[Spenny]

That's two hours.

[Money Mike]

No, I wouldn't say quite two hours, but yeah, like a movie length. Like an hour and a half or an hour time. You go to bed anywhere between midnight and 4:30.

[Spenny]

That explains a lot.

[Money Mike]

Like last night I was working in my office until 3, and then I was like, gosh, I'm gonna have a really hard time going to bed after this. I really try not to stare at the screen. Until 3. Slept like a baby in the lower bunk. Spenny almost joined me at the farm, but he has his own bed now.

[CJ]

So thought about hitting the upper bunk. My buddy Mike.

[Spenny]

The sus comments that we're worried about.

[CJ]

No, he was lonely.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, he's just being a friend.

[CJ]

I didn't. I thought he was like, I'm going home. And then I went upstairs and he's like, I'm not actually going home tonight. And then I was like, well, if you want to hang, if you need a buddy.

[Money Mike]

All while only in your underwear.

[CJ]

I know.

[Dalton]

God, this is getting more.

[Evan]

Susan, was he actually in his underwear?

[CJ]

Yeah, I just got out of the shower. I was getting ready for bed, and then I seen Mike's office light on and I was like, he said he was going home. It's 9 o'.

[Money Mike]

Clock. What's he still doing?

[CJ]

So then I walked around and he's in the lower bunk at 9 o'.

[Money Mike]

Clock.

[CJ]

I'm like, mike, what are you doing?

[Evan]

Wait at nine?

[CJ]

Yeah, he was in the bun. And then he got out of bed and went back to work and then went to bed at three.

[Evan]

If you stay up until three but you're taking a nap at nine, that.

[Money Mike]

Okay, well, you didn't. One, I didn't take a nap. And two, actually, yeah, I didn't take a nap, nor do I really ever.

[Spenny]

How the hell could you take a nap at 9 o' clock and wake up?

[Money Mike]

It's called. Because. Because I'm a. Yeah, because I'm a night owl.

[Spenny]

You kind of knock turtle.

[Money Mike]

Mike, this chick on Snapchat, on her story, just a distant friend of mine posted that she had 49 naps in the month of June. That was like, you know, just her screenshot of whatever app.

[Spenny]

And I just.

[Money Mike]

How 49 naps in 30 days.

[Spenny]

What a crazy stat.

[Ken]

That could be posted.

[Spenny]

What a crazy stat. How do you even know, like, that's. That's averaging about one and a half a day.

[Ken]

Yeah, that's pretty crazy. Imagine taking a morning nap and an afternoon nap.

[Money Mike]

Imagine having the time to do that.

[Ken]

I think that every time I get behind somebody who's driving 40 miles an hour, I go, God, I want to have the amount of time that you have right now.

[Spenny]

My dad rips naps. Was it my dad? My dad rips naps. But he also wakes up at 3:30 in the morning.

[Ken]

Yeah. And goes. When does he go to bed? Pretty early, right?

[Spenny]

Seven.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Is that hard for him in the summer when it's like light out rises.

[Spenny]

And falls with the sun?

[Ken]

Yeah, but he falls before the sun. And he also.

[Spenny]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, I think his schedule puts on for more productivity or slightly more at least. But his is just as insane as mine. I will stand. Dude.

[Spenny]

It's pretty wild though, because like, I just did not get those jeans. Like, I hate waking up early. I hate going to bed early. I feel like it's just such a waste. Then he's on the opposite of like, oh, it's the best time of the day is waking up at 3:00am what.

[Evan]

Do you think he does from like.

[Spenny]

Dude 5 wakes up. He's probably listening to this podcast right now, looking over, it's 3:45. It's going to end at 4:15. And then he's going to be like, like, scroll. Find another podcast. The best time of the day that you wouldn't believe. You can listen to podcasts actually any.

[CJ]

Time of the day.

[Spenny]

And then as soon as like, it's like just light enough, he'll wake my mom up and make her pull him skiing if it's like nice in the summer.

[Evan]

So he's still super active skier.

[Spenny]

Yeah, I think he's pretty active. He'd probably be more active if my mom wasn't like, stop waking me up at six o' clock in the morning.

[Ken]

To take you skiing.

[Spenny]

Yeah, maybe we used to do that to me actually. When I was younger do a 6am ski.

[Money Mike]

The water is.

[Ken]

You know, how to ski is so good.

[Money Mike]

You know how to. How do you not. What he literally ski, you know, nothing in high school.

[Spenny]

No. Water ski.

[Money Mike]

Yeah. So how would it not.

[Spenny]

It doesn't correlate. Yeah.

[Evan]

I can do this thing where you jump off the dock on one foot and.

[Spenny]

Can you?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Really?

[Evan]

I could never slash super hard, but that, that takes practice to like hit the buoys. Like, I dabbled with that because there's a local lake by us that actually had the buoy. Buoy setup. But no, I can get around just fine.

[Spenny]

I heavily regret not learning how to barefoot last year when my future father in law came out and barefooted for the video.

[Evan]

It wasn't the time to learn.

[Spenny]

No, I know, but kind of pontoon. I should have just tried it. Gavin tried it.

[Money Mike]

Should have tried it.

[Evan]

Yeah. I don't think he tried it.

[Spenny]

He just ate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just pretty much committed to eating.

[Evan]

Didn't you try on the poll? Yeah, no, I know, I know it doesn't count, but I'm saying that would be a more appropriate situation.

[Spenny]

Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. I would like to learn how to barefoot, though. Maybe, maybe not.

[Money Mike]

I do it with you if we ever, if we ever do it like.

[Ken]

People blown long rope.

[Money Mike]

Yeah. And as far as the content goes, it is something we've done many times, but it's funny every time. So I would, I would do the long rope.

[Spenny]

It's just sick. Like, if you can long rope barefoot, there's nothing more badass on the water maybe besides for doing sick stuff on wakeboard. But like, other than that, it's gnarly. You're basically fully committed to the game of like, I'm willing to do this because it's dope and I'm going to eat shit many times.

[Dalton]

I just remember when the one time we did it on camera and it just felt like getting waterboarded over and over and over again.

[Ken]

What do you mean?

[Money Mike]

The one time we did it on.

[Evan]

Camera, I lost my shorts off the boom.

[Dalton]

Like, it literally just felt like I was getting water shoved in my face for.

[Ken]

I think you'd be a lot better at it now.

[Spenny]

We should have mixed that into Ken's big water sports.

[Ken]

Probably should have big water sports, guys. Benny.

[CJ]

I water skied once and I was leaning so far back I was hitting my butt off the water and then it would bounce me and I'd stand up and then I'd fall and my butt would Hit, and I'd get bounced up again. I just basically just like, skipped on my ass. And that was the only time I ever water ski. Never done it since really spending.

[Evan]

You don't really like the water, though. You're always saying it's cold.

[Spenny]

Like, yeah, he's a wetsuit.

[CJ]

I am a wetsuit guy. I literally would always prefer to wear a wetsuit. I hate being cold in the water.

[Evan]

We were in Idaho. It was, like, 95 degrees out, just scorching hot.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

You had to put on. Put the wetsuit on your little wet.

[Spenny]

I did.

[Money Mike]

I would say it's the negative 1% body fat you have, but, yeah, I always hate that too. It was like, on Saturday. We didn't have the nicest weather. 75 degrees, a little windy. I'm out on the boat just freezing, and I just feel like a puss. I just wish I could just be normal, but I just freeze. Yeah.

[CJ]

I think it's just my skin sensitive to, like, cold water. Like, even when I get in an ice bath, I'm just like. Like, I can do it, but I'm just like.

[Money Mike]

That just hurts. I actually feel that way.

[CJ]

Like, I get it, and I'm like. Just hurts my skin getting to the.

[Money Mike]

Threshold of being numb. I still haven't really done.

[CJ]

Yeah, you got to get that at least five minutes.

[Money Mike]

We did the three minutes, and I was like, there's no way I'm going to be able to do three minutes. And I did three minutes, and I. Yeah, I can't get to that point.

[CJ]

Like, I got to force myself. If there's a lake and there's like, you got to jump off the dock. I got to literally force myself. I got to be like, all right, I'm going to do it. Three, two, one. And I just. I got to, like, actually force myself to jump in, because I won't just do it voluntarily. Yeah, I just don't like cold water.

[Money Mike]

My mindset is a lot of the time, so not every time. Like, obviously not when we're in Arizona, but I have to, like, go, all right. Going to do it.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Money Mike]

Might be cold. I don't care.

[CJ]

Yeah, I'm trying to, like, that's something that I've been working on, though. I'm trying to, like, just be more acceptant to it and be like, all right, it's just cold water. I'm just gonna jump in, and it's gonna be great. I'm gonna enjoy the water with everybody else.

[Money Mike]

Yep.

[Evan]

Been working.

[CJ]

I've been working on it. Yeah.

[Evan]

Have you been enjoying it more? Well, I get mindset.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I get in and then I'm swimming around for a little bit and everybody's having fun. And then I start to get cold, and then I get out and they're still in there, and I'm like, how are these guys still in there? Like, they're just still going.

[Money Mike]

The biggest thing for me, which still kind of makes me feel a little wimpy, but if you bring a towel with it is way better. Yeah, yeah. You gotta bring a towel afterwards, it's way better.

[Spenny]

Jammies? Yeah. Little foot warmers around it with the.

[Money Mike]

Heater from the boat. Yeah. Gosh, that is such a first world problem. Being too cold on the boat. Get your heater blowing in your towel. Got your heated seat. Now all the boats have heated seats. That's crazy to me, but it's awesome.

[Spenny]

I don't blame you, though.

[CJ]

Spiny just don't like cold water.

[Spenny]

Land mammals.

[CJ]

I just don't like cold water. Speaking of Ryan getting fired up, Ryan got a little fired up at the.

[Money Mike]

Hospital a couple days ago because it's taking too long.

[CJ]

What's the deal with that scene?

[Money Mike]

No, he wanted to.

[Spenny]

He really wanted to get my boy.

[Ken]

Spenny sitting there being in a good mood when he's all injured. I'm like, this poor guy.

[Spenny]

That kind of goes back to you being in the Waymo.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

And you calling customer support, like, that's kind of a Karen move, right?

[CJ]

That's what I was doing.

[Spenny]

It was.

[Dalton]

I feel like it's total different when you're in the hospital and you're just in the waiting room.

[Spenny]

Yeah, no, it is. I would want you in the hospital with me if in that situation.

[CJ]

I was happy that he was there because I. I know I wasn't going to go up and say anything, but I was so happy that Ryan went up and said something we were in there for.

[Ken]

In this again is not a knock on health care workers. It's on the billion dollar corporation that doesn't hire anyone to work there. But Karen. I'm gonna Karen out now, I guess on you guys.

[CJ]

Oh, now he's standing there for two hours.

[Evan]

Two hours in the emergency room.

[Ken]

In the emergency room where emergencies are supposed to be tended to. And no one came out. And I was like, spenny's being way too calm. We're sitting here laughing and just like having, you know, a chill time. And I was like, maybe that's why. And so I was like, hey, his pain's getting pretty bad. Like, can he be seen. And she was like, yeah, I'm sorry. I'll see what I can do. And then she just sent out an ice pack, which was nice of her to, like, care.

[CJ]

Right.

[Ken]

But I was like, damn, that backfired.

[CJ]

Ryan comes back and sits down. He goes, if anybody asks, your pain's getting great. Your pain's getting harder.

[Spenny]

What about the other guy that was in there?

[CJ]

Dude.

[Ken]

Yeah, I taught the guys my method.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[CJ]

So I went to the room, and I'm bummed that I missed all the other patients coming in.

[Ken]

Then it got busy, dude.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[CJ]

And it was hilarious.

[Money Mike]

So it wasn't busy before when you.

[Ken]

No, no.

[CJ]

There was nobody and Ryan. It was me and Ryan in there for two hours, and nobody was in there. So weird.

[Spenny]

So bizarre. Because I'm pretty sure we talked about this in the podcast. When you went to the hospital that day, we were saying, like, it's pretty common that you go to the ER and it takes a long time. And then you had that same.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, literally.

[Spenny]

That's right. You weren't.

[Money Mike]

You weren't.

[Evan]

It was from CJ's buddy with the thumb.

[Spenny]

Yep, that's right.

[Money Mike]

But yeah, when you texted, you're like, it's the one thing that Canada does have going. You're like, that, dude, the health care system there is a lot more dialed.

[CJ]

Than this on some things. On some things, like, if you tear your acl, you're probably waiting for, like, almost a year to get surgery.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[CJ]

For the surgeries. But, like, when you go to the hospital, normally, like. Like, you can get seen pretty quick. For my area, I've been seen quick.

[Dalton]

But that specific hospital, we've been talking about that, like, since we moved out here. Like, you just don't go to that hospital. You just. No matter how bad it is, you always go to Fargo.

[CJ]

Yeah, they definitely weren't rushing anything.

[Money Mike]

When I didn't have health insurance, when I broke my foot, my mom brought me to the walk in with just a shattered foot.

[Ken]

Oh, my God.

[Money Mike]

And they're like, this is the craziest thing we've ever seen here. You shouldn't be here. It cracked me up at the time. I was, like, actually livid.

[Ken]

But, yeah, I was gonna say, I.

[Money Mike]

Know I shouldn't be here.

[Ken]

Someone take care of me. It kind of worked for spenny because about 35 minutes after I told him his pain was getting worse, then they finally took him back. So then this guy walks in, he'd, like, blown out his back doing something, and I'm not Really? Sure.

[Big Wrench]

What?

[Ken]

And at this point, I was overstimulated because it was so noisy and there was so much going on, and I was. Had been in the ER for five hours. Granted, I wasn't hurt, so it wasn't that bad, but I was like, this kind of sucks. This guy gets in. He just keeps walking around going. But he would.

[Spenny]

He wouldn't sit down.

[Ken]

He hurt his back, and he couldn't. He would sit down. He'd just sit there and go. And then he'd get up and hobble around.

[Spenny]

I just love picturing Ryan just already pissed off and this guy just walking back and forth right in front.

[Ken]

And so, like, at first it was irritating, and then I was like, wait a minute. This is actually kind of funny. He starts talking to the old lady next to me, and the old lady goes, oh, yeah? Well, how long have you been waiting? He goes, oh, 30 minutes. And the lady goes, well, it probably won't be much longer then. And I just look up, I go, I've been here for five hours. And he looks at me, goes. I go, go. I go, go. Walk back and forth the desk and tell him you're in pain. So then he goes over there and he just walks back, goes my back. And then I was like, all right, this dude's a G. I'm pretty funny.

[CJ]

When I heard that, I was bummed that I was in there.

[Ken]

He missed out.

[CJ]

And I would have been dying laughing at that.

[Ken]

Yeah. So we ended up being homies. He had about nine cups of coffee.

[CJ]

It was taking so long. At one point, I was like, ryan, should we just like, yeah, give them my number? And should we just go over to Zorbas and get some trash cans? Like, what are we doing right now? We've been sitting here for three hours.

[Spenny]

Give them my number, dude.

[Money Mike]

I thought that was hilarious, because had you asked them that, if that's not crazy.

[Ken]

No.

[Money Mike]

They would probably be like, what? You can't leave now. But it'd be like, I. I'd love to leave, actually, if you're not gonna help me. Yeah.

[CJ]

We've been sitting here with no help for three hours.

[Ken]

I wouldn't even needed to do anything. It was. You aren't even wearing your brace.

[CJ]

I know. I haven't worn it once.

[Evan]

Really?

[Money Mike]

No. Yeah, I saw his Snapchat. You were sliding it on your hand. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Snapchat.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I did actually wear it. I did wear it a little bit.

[Ken]

How is your hand that. Does it hurt?

[CJ]

Dude, it hurts so much.

[Ken]

Really?

[Spenny]

Yeah. Oh, does it?

[Ken]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

[Dalton]

I thought it was better.

[CJ]

No, it's not better.

[Spenny]

I thought it was better, too.

[Money Mike]

I thought it was getting better.

[CJ]

Well, it's getting better.

[Ken]

They just told you you were kind of being a baby and everything was fine?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Did they just say, oh, it pinched it?

[CJ]

Yeah, they said.

[Money Mike]

They did say.

[Spenny]

I just. I just nicked it. Were they kind of chuckling?

[CJ]

No, I don't think they were.

[Spenny]

They're trying to make you feel bad about it.

[CJ]

No, no, they didn't make. They just gave me the brace and they're like, wear this and should be good.

[Ken]

Maybe they did the hospital equivalent of spitting in your food. They were like, oh, he came with that whiny guy that. Yeah, he needs a good service.

[Evan]

They just kicked you right out?

[Spenny]

Yeah. Did they Karen up?

[CJ]

Yeah, they x rayed it. Yeah.

[Spenny]

And it was no crack or any cracks or nothing? No, no.

[CJ]

They said that they could see an old break.

[Spenny]

You broke your hand before? Yeah, so they saw that.

[Money Mike]

They saw that.

[Spenny]

But that had nothing to do with this. Yeah, right. No, and it was just what a.

[CJ]

They said soft tissue contusion.

[Spenny]

So is that bad, though?

[CJ]

Like.

[Spenny]

Like, what's the healing process look like?

[CJ]

They said just like three to four weeks. Run that and once the brace just. Yeah, they want me to run the brace for three, four.

[Evan]

Just for, like, your pain or. Could you injure it more?

[CJ]

No, I can't injure it more. The brace is just so that, like, you don't bump it on stuff and you don't, like, aggravate it. I haven't bumped it, though. I'm like, I'm not wearing the brace. But also, when you're wearing the brace, it, like, cuts off the blood flow to it and stuff. I'm not like, I don't. I don't want to, like, wear the brace. And then people are like, oh, would you do your hand? And then you got. Every person that you see is like, what'd you do to your hand? And then you gotta tell them. Yeah, and then you gotta tell them, that's a little soft tissue tissue guys.

[Ken]

You imagine at Millville walking around with a brace and was, damn, anybody'd do.

[Money Mike]

Oh, soft tissue contusion at the race.

[CJ]

No, there's no chance I was gonna wear it out in public.

[Ken]

Around moto guys.

[CJ]

Around Moto guys.

[Money Mike]

That was, like, the same vibe. I was just cracking up. When you said you got a. Like, a signed cowboy hat from a fan with, like, 10 awesome signatures on it. And Dalton's like, we gotta dump this, bro. We look like, yeah, dude.

[CJ]

So this kid comes up to Dalton and gives him his airing Plessinger hat, and it has, like, 10 signatures on it.

[Spenny]

Why would he give him that?

[CJ]

Yeah, I don't even know why Dalton took it. I was like, dude, why did you take that? And he's like, oh, you gave it to me. I was like, well, you should have just said no.

[Money Mike]

And then he was sad. So then don't make fan.

[CJ]

So Dalton's carrying her out. He's like, like, we gotta ditch this hat. It's got signatures on it. We look like fans. He's like, we gotta get. Then he's like, I am a fan.

[Spenny]

I'm like, bro, dude, all those guys are actually sick.

[CJ]

I know. Dalton was like, tweaking. He's like, dude, we can't have this. All these signatures. We look like fans.

[Spenny]

Such a cool guy.

[Money Mike]

Did you see the comments on Spenny's post? So sick that Dee's got to hang out with Spenny.

[CJ]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[Money Mike]

I was cracking, so it was sick.

[CJ]

Me and Dalton went out there, and we went. And Deegan's rig with him before. Yeah, we chilled with him before the moto went into his rig. Chilled with him. Every time I come on here, we're always talking about moto stuff, but.

[Spenny]

Well, I mean, you're in house, Moto guy.

[Money Mike]

That's true. It's true.

[CJ]

But, yeah. So we pull up, go to Deegan's motorhome. We're chilling in there. It's him and his mom, and he's just chilling because he had a. He had a leg. A leg injury. So he, like, wasn't out walking around, wasn't doing, like, the big fan deal. Like, normally he's just chilling in the motorhome. So we just chilled with him, chopped it up for a bit, and then he's like, all right, I'm gonna get my gear on. And we went outside. We were chilling with. With Huckson, Hayden's little brother, and then Taylor Holder. Tick Tocker.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Money Mike]

It's crazy how, like, you know, different demographics. Obviously, a lot of people there knew who Taylor Holder was, but it's like, he's, you know, the biggest influence, followers wise there, probably. Yeah.

[CJ]

Oh, yeah, definitely.

[Money Mike]

But, like, a lot of people. Yeah, it's just interesting. But yeah. So how did he make it so big? Like, making tick tocks.

[CJ]

Making tick tocks. Yeah. He was with, like. He was like, Bryce.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Charlie d'. Amelio. Bryce hall didn't he did.

[Spenny]

No, he didn't, bro. No, that was that. That little huddy.

[Money Mike]

I did hear about that one.

[CJ]

But either way, Ryan, I'm not even.

[Spenny]

On Tick Tock and I know that. Aren't you our Tick Tock guy?

[Money Mike]

No.

[Spenny]

You're a Tic Tac guy, right?

[Money Mike]

Yeah. Where's Dalton?

[Ken]

I don't know a lot.

[Dalton]

I don't do tick tock either.

[CJ]

He was like la, though. Like, the LA had a Tick Tock era. You know, all the big Tick Tick Tockers. Bryce hall.

[Spenny]

When you guys tick tocking and like Tick tock dancing like that, I was like, amazing.

[CJ]

I was like, have you seen that picture?

[Spenny]

These guys. Dalton has officially corrupted Spenny with these Tik Tok dances, dude.

[CJ]

They wanted to run it now.

[Spenny]

I believe it.

[CJ]

I believe they were stoked about it. But yeah, we got to chill with him.

[Spenny]

Yeah, that's cool. That is sick.

[CJ]

And then we went on the podium.

[Money Mike]

Everyone keeps commenting on it because you can comment pictures now.

[CJ]

Oh, like, oh, no, the funniest. The funniest one was Deegan's post. I commented on Deegan's post and the kids that were commenting back on that were was. That's what was funny.

[Money Mike]

He's not gonna notice you, bro.

[Spenny]

Yeah, I would have liked to go to that, I guess if it wasn't.

[Money Mike]

That would have been solid.

[Spenny]

Over a busy weekend when we had those guys up. Yeah, that'd be cool. I'd like to go to a motor race at some point, though.

[CJ]

Dude, we gotta run a supercross.

[Money Mike]

I think we just run a supercross.

[CJ]

We gotta run a supercross. Get a boot, dude. Boot that supercross. It's like my dream right there.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, you made it type.

[CJ]

That's my. Yeah, that's literally my dream.

[Spenny]

Yeah, we should do it.

[CJ]

Definitely in the works. We're down the road.

[Spenny]

Yep.

[CJ]

Track walk through the whole deal.

[Spenny]

Yeah, we got hit up, actually, by a company. I don't know if I should say who. Well, I.

[Ken]

It.

[Spenny]

I can say it was monster. It's like. I don't know why I couldn't say that.

[CJ]

I was like, yeah, what to do like a.

[Spenny]

Like a pre supercross show.

[CJ]

Dude, we tried riding the supercross moto track. We go out there and try to ride it.

[Spenny]

Well, not. I don't think that's what they were necessarily alluding towards.

[Money Mike]

Opportunity could have been there.

[Spenny]

Shit. That might be more interesting.

[CJ]

That would be so scary.

[Money Mike]

I just remember when, like, this is a long time ago, we went to the snow cross track, and most of that you can bounce off it on a snowmobile. But it was those doubles or triples that are just walls and you're like, yep, yeah. You just cook at them and then you pinpoint the landing. I don't know.

[CJ]

So they wanted to do a show.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

And they were kind of leaving it up to like, all right, what do you guys think that you could do?

[Evan]

And we're just like, I was bummed we didn't do it.

[CJ]

You just get. Evan's just out there doing wheelies in the start. Golf cart.

[Evan]

Do anything. Just like, dude, dude, donut. We could do some donuts. Like a 15 minute show.

[Spenny]

It had to be sick. And it was like, such a short notice of like, I don't know.

[CJ]

How do you make something sick?

[Spenny]

Yeah. And I'm sure maybe could have been and maybe one day we will. But, you know, I just, like half acid.

[Evan]

They had, like, Meek Mil and Chino doing it.

[CJ]

Oh, what?

[Evan]

Well, not the one. But like, they do stuff like that. They just wheelie back and forth in the park.

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

Give some.

[Money Mike]

Oh, it's like, not even in. In the arena, per se.

[Spenny]

No, no, no.

[CJ]

It's like a pre show.

[Spenny]

It's a monster pre show, But I.

[Evan]

Think it's like two 15 minute sessions.

[Money Mike]

Okay.

[Evan]

All weekend. Super chill.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, we just do some.

[Evan]

Bring like a shifter car.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

And a couple bikes.

[Money Mike]

It's a good idea.

[Evan]

And at this point now we have a LS Miata, which I think would be pretty appropriate too.

[Spenny]

It's true, actually. It's pretty sick.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

We could probably do something pretty.

[Evan]

And then I'd be more stoked that you'd probably get some pretty good passes to go, like watch the race and all that other. Would be really fun. You'd be like behind the scenes of it. That'd be like, yeah, that's a little work stuff. And then get the behind the scenes.

[Money Mike]

And unlimited energy drinks.

[CJ]

Oh, NLG drinks.

[Spenny]

Mike just drinks 14 energy drinks.

[Money Mike]

I probably would.

[Spenny]

Well, they're free, so why not?

[Evan]

We can't bring Gavin to unlimited.

[Spenny]

They would be like, where did all of our drinks go? Maybe like, I think that guy looking over, he's just.

[Evan]

Oh, what? Speaking of that guy.

[Spenny]

What's going on, Big ranch?

[Big Wrench]

I'm just checking in.

[Spenny]

Checking in, Just checking in. Let's just sit down, Big wrench and have a check in. The people want to know, how was your first rollers experience with Dalton?

[Evan]

Very.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, that was hilarious, dude.

[Spenny]

They loved it.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

So I think we're gonna have you Just be like our rollers driver from here on.

[Big Wrench]

Yeah, that probably won't go very well.

[Spenny]

I think it'll be good. You and Evan in one truck and then Dalton filming and CJ driving.

[Big Wrench]

I was just gonna say, as long as Evan doesn't come with me, we're probably good.

[Money Mike]

Really?

[Evan]

I made it worse for you?

[Big Wrench]

Well, just more hectic.

[Spenny]

Oh, yeah, yeah, it was definitely hectic.

[Money Mike]

I had thought that, you know how we can make Dalton quit his job? Not that we would ever want to just make Gavin the all time roller driver. He would literally have an aneurysm.

[Spenny]

No, that'd be like. No, I'm not doing it bad.

[Big Wrench]

So what were you guys talking about today then?

[Money Mike]

Soft tissue contusions and.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Big Wrench]

How's your hand? Spinning.

[Money Mike]

We.

[CJ]

We can't get back into it. We just went over it.

[Spenny]

Big grand.

[CJ]

Hey, I'm not gonna get back.

[Spenny]

To sum it up, Big red. He's fine.

[Big Wrench]

It's not good.

[Dalton]

He doesn't want to wear the brace because he doesn't want to put off the. The vibe that he's not hard.

[Spenny]

I'm trying to stay hard for the little banged up.

[Evan]

Just like our buddy Gavin. Always trying to stay hard.

[CJ]

I'm just trying to stay hard. Bigger. Yeah.

[Big Wrench]

There's way too many guys in this coach to be talking like that.

[Spenny]

Oh, yeah.

[Money Mike]

Hey, we gotta have him on more often. He'll freaking level it out.

[Evan]

Keep it.

[Spenny]

Keep it straight here.

[Money Mike]

Yeah. Aren't you.

[CJ]

Aren't you heading out to a little wine night right now?

[Big Wrench]

It is actually that I was on my way.

[CJ]

What goes down on my night?

[Big Wrench]

He just drink as much wine until you fall asleep.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

You know, some people call it falling asleep.

[Big Wrench]

Some people call it passing out.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Money Mike]

And the best thing about your wine nights big wrench is that they're not locked into any specific day other than 1. Is the end in Y? Yeah.

[Big Wrench]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

That's nice.

[Evan]

But you're a. Like a wine of the month club or something.

[Spenny]

Don't you get?

[Big Wrench]

My wife is big wrench.

[Spenny]

You might actually have to hop in on our next wine night. Spaghetti wine night. We actually got some big plans when spending and I were hanging out the other day. It might not be Wine Night 3.0. We might have to actually save money for a couple years to put together this wine night that we had concocted. It will be so legendary.

[Money Mike]

We'll make that 4.0. I can't go too long without doing it.

[Evan]

Let's just have a fundraiser.

[Spenny]

No, no, no, no. No, we'll do 3.0, but we're going to have to a half ass 3.0. We might even have to half ass 4.0 to save money for 5.0.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Spenny]

Like, it's gonna be like all elements of earth. You're going from air to water.

[CJ]

I was just thinking to wheels, to structure.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I'm starting to not like the sounds of this.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

Maybe an airplane with a white interior.

[Spenny]

Now we're talking, Ken. But yeah. So that. That might be a wine night.

[CJ]

If we do bigger. If we do winite with bigger inch, we're just gonna all be.

[Money Mike]

Be sleeping.

[CJ]

It'll just be us drinking wine. And the next thing we'll just be all passed out.

[Evan]

If Ryan's driving, there's gonna be nobody sleeping.

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Big Wrench]

We could do the next one to save money with one of the buses.

[Money Mike]

That'd be great.

[CJ]

Budget wine night.

[Spenny]

Budget wine night.

[Money Mike]

We could set up. We could set up our own. You have to go buy everything.

[Spenny]

Did you see what we did with the buses this weekend?

[Evan]

No.

[Spenny]

We taught our blind designer how to drive.

[Big Wrench]

Who's your blind designer?

[Money Mike]

He's like. That's an oxymoron.

[Evan]

Not only have you not seen him, he hasn't seen you.

[Spenny]

Yeah, we have a blind designer and a deaf editor.

[Big Wrench]

I don't believe.

[Spenny]

Doesn't c boys TV make a little bit more sense? I'm just kidding. But no, Mac actually is. But yeah, we taught him how to drive the school bus around the field.

[Big Wrench]

Oh, my gosh.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Money Mike]

And it was the first. First time he's ever driven for a distance.

[Big Wrench]

Is that what you needed? The fork extensions for spinning?

[Evan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They pulled all the cars out.

[CJ]

We pulled all the cars out and set them up as obstacles and he.

[Spenny]

Hit all of them.

[Dalton]

Perfect score.

[Money Mike]

It was great.

[CJ]

And honestly, the bus drove back to the shop. Like he hit 10.

[Spenny]

All of them.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

10 cars multiple times.

[Money Mike]

Multiple times he hit Randy.

[CJ]

I seen Randy laying out there in the dirt.

[Spenny]

So get this, though. Get this.

[CJ]

Yeah, he scared me.

[Evan]

I'm running the skid steering. You know, sometimes people make trespass or something. I thought some. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know what it was.

[CJ]

And who's Randy's buddy who's all piled up in the back of a Subaru back there? Yeah, he scared the out of me.

[Spenny]

Might be Stanley.

[Money Mike]

No, what's his name?

[Evan]

Mike.

[Money Mike]

You should know you have to watch. I know. I should remember.

[Spenny]

But yeah, no, he scared the put Randy on top of A tire.

[Evan]

Right.

[Spenny]

And we were gonna, like, just mess with Mac and be like, oh, you said spinny, you know, And Mac, he almost runs into the pontoon. Hummer. Yeah, he almost hit the pole.

[CJ]

Oh, no.

[Evan]

The only thing in 40 square acres yet.

[Spenny]

He should not.

[CJ]

That's what I was gonna say. Everything in the field and the hummer is the only thing you can't hit.

[Spenny]

Yeah. So he almost runs into that, and we're like. And he's like, oh, sorry, fellas. I didn't see that. Then he goes around the corner, hits, hits Randy off, and we go, that was. That was Spenny. And he goes, that wasn't Spenny. That was Randy. And I go, oh, you can. You can see our test dummy from Spenny 20ft away, but you can't see a. A Hummer pontoon up on a pole when you're three feet from it.

[Big Wrench]

The pole's four foot her own.

[Money Mike]

Yeah, dude. Yeah. It's a good thing you guys were telling them to be careful around there, because we were all just, like, let it happen and watch that Hummer fall into that and crinkle it like a tin can. Yeah. Like, as long as it didn't fall on the cab, like, it would have been gold.

[Spenny]

Yeah, it would have been. Ryan probably would have been upset, but.

[Money Mike]

I would have been upset.

[Big Wrench]

Evan, do you climb ladders decent?

[Evan]

Yeah, I'm. I'm fine with heights on. Under my own terms.

[Big Wrench]

We should bring the ladder over tomorrow, and I want you to climb up.

[CJ]

There and see, I have wanted to.

[Evan]

Go in there, and I was gonna put a. Like a rope. Try to lasso a rope on the pontoon. But the problem with that theory is it's not centered. We don't have a ladder long enough to get up.

[Spenny]

Oh, yeah, you were. What were you gonna do? Have climbed the rope?

[Evan]

I was gonna drink a bottle of wine up there, but.

[Spenny]

Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to see you scale this rope to get up into the Hummer.

[CJ]

You don't think I could quit the bottle of wine?

[Spenny]

I don't know if you can.

[Money Mike]

They'll throw it up to him.

[Spenny]

Scale a rope.

[Big Wrench]

That'll be one of the challenges. You have to shimmy.

[CJ]

Scale the rope.

[Evan]

I can certainly scale a rope up to that Hummer.

[Big Wrench]

You might want to put it in the center so you don't want to pull on one.

[Evan]

Well, that. That was the thing, and it was harder to lasso the rope there. And then I just kind of let this idea float around.

[CJ]

I don't even Think you could lasso a rope that high up? How would you get it up, like.

[Dalton]

15Ft in the air?

[Evan]

Have the resident rodeo king come with. Can you handle a rope whip a proper lasso?

[Dalton]

No shot.

[Big Wrench]

I'll bring the ladder tomorrow.

[CJ]

That's a big. That's a big.

[Money Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Let's go up there, though.

[Evan]

How far is.

[Dalton]

What is.

[Evan]

How far is the pole?

[Big Wrench]

It's only 16ft.

[CJ]

Oh, it's like he's higher, though.

[Evan]

Yeah. 24 foot ladder. We're golden.

[CJ]

When you're out there, it seems way higher.

[Evan]

So I'll climb up there on the ladder, I'll tie a rope to it, and then I'll climb up the damn rope just to prove I can climb 16ft on a rope.

[Big Wrench]

What don't you like about heights, though?

[Evan]

Being out of control.

[Big Wrench]

Oh, so if I'm shaking the ladder.

[Money Mike]

While you're going, this guy's whole life's out of control.

[Evan]

I might have told design here before, but it was a three story triplex and I had to remove the siding off of it. It was a 40 foot extension ladder. Both sections were 20ft. So it's like 38ft. There's a little overlap. The guy's holding the ladder down at the bottom for me, and I'm on this shitty asphalt with gravel on it. So it's actually pretty sketchy. And the ladder pitch steep. And I get right up to that pitch with my little pry bar to pop off the last, like, four pieces of siding I couldn't reach. There's a hornet's nest up there. So these hornets start coming out. So obviously I drop my tools and I start hollering hornets or torn it. And I start crawling down the ladder, and I look, and the guy that's supposed to be holding my ladder took off down the alley going, I'm allergic. So 30 plus feet, the air. The ladder didn't fall. I made it down safe. 30ft in the air on an extension ladder?

[Money Mike]

Yes.

[Evan]

Wow. Yeah. No, the ladder went 40ft. It was. Each section was 20ft. Well, so it's like 38ft because there's a little overlap.

[Big Wrench]

That's a sketchy ladder.

[Evan]

Massive ladder. You needed like four guys to move the ladder on it. So heavy. But yeah, that was my ladder story. I still never panicked. If I was in a Blackhawk helicopter, I would have panicked.

[Spenny]

All right, guys, well, I think that's a wrap on today's podcast. If you made it to this point in the podcast and you're not subscribed, hit subscribe and we'll see you next Tuesday.

[Money Mike]

Take it easy.

[CJ]

See you next Tuesday.