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Dalton
Dalton has officially corrupted spending with these.
Mike
TikTok I'm Money Mike, but I'm not filthy rich.
Spenny
I've been taking some flack in my TikTok about being naked on a motorcycle.
Dalton
Mac is a blind graphic designer. He is the most talented graphic designer that I have ever seen. Taking, you know, something that's this unfortunate situation and turning it into a blessing. CJ's being all suspicious and he's up to something but he won't tell me what.
Ryan
How does it feel to be on the outside?
Dalton
I kind of like it. I'm actually not gonna dig in on it like Ken would.
Ryan
It's just you guys.
Mike
Well, you're. You're just smart enough not to dig in on it. It's so rare that you're out of the troll.
CJ
Cj, is that your second banana you were eating or is that the original one you were eating when you were sitting? It doesn't look like it's gotten any shorter. But you've been eating a banana for five.
Ryan
You had a peel in your hand. You've eaten two bananas in less than six minutes.
Dalton
I've not one. Dude. I have not seen somebody eat as much as I've seen CJ eat.
Ryan
I was wondering about this ever now.
Mike
It's tough.
Ryan
You won't be able to defend yourself.
Dalton
But just pretty rare. Do you just constantly see someone, like, eating and snacking and. I didn't really recognize the obvious until I saw a comment that said, a course CJ's eating right now. And then I was like, yeah, he's always, always eating, dude. Well, when you work out, you're on the go. You need to stay, you know, punished, you know? I guess. Yeah, you do. You do need to. But it's like you chew longer. I do, yeah. You. I think that's why, like, usually you just see someone.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Dalton
And then back to it. But it's like you're constantly chewing. I'm like, I chew it and then.
Ryan
I swallow it, but, Ben, malnourished child, you have, like, PTSD from your kids or from your kid? Try your childhood.
Dalton
Like, he's a. That just had, like. It's fighting. There's six things, and it's eating, like, a little bit of scraps off the road. Like. Like, he's got his arms. Look, he has food in his mouth right now. He couldn't be on. He couldn't swallow his food and then say what he wanted to say.
Mike
Where are you guys going? We're gonna miss our flights.
Spenny
You guys go.
Dalton
All right, see ya.
Mike
You have a tea time.
Ken
They're going to the golf course. Just look at what CJ's been wearing all day.
Mike
Going to the golf course. Can you shoot some photos of our reckless golf tees, please?
Ryan
Yeah, Tease, please.
Dalton
We actually have some sick, reckless golf tees.
Mike
We do.
Dalton
Yeah.
Mike
Both, actually. Both T shirts and tees. I made that mistake when Justin asked me for teas and I brought T shirts instead.
Dalton
Well, we have, like, a little cigarette pack that has teas in them, I don't think.
Ryan
Oh, Te.
Mike
I showed up with T shirts, and he's like, bro, we need something to hit the ball off of.
Ryan
Oh, yes.
Mike
Yeah, Yeah.
Ryan
I don't know.
Mike
Tease is up to Tease from Florida.
Dalton
Just fall down the stairs, cj. He was too focused on chewing his banana. He's too focused on chewing his food. Take a banana.
Ken
You just dropped half your banana peel over there.
Mike
This isn't even a Banana. It's just a peel.
Dalton
Who slipped on a banana peel?
Mike
I did.
Dalton
Mike did.
Ryan
Really?
Dalton
He was running across the drift track, stepped on a banana peel and then ate.
Mike
And CJ thought it was the funny. I never thought I'd actually see that in my life, so I actually didn't.
Ryan
Know it was a thing.
CJ
I would agree. If I saw that happen, I'd be rolling.
Mike
Oh, yeah. No, I slipped on it like a dang cartoon.
CJ
ACL's good.
Mike
ACL's good, dude.
CJ
Speaking of the snacks, I watched Gavin's latest video, or maybe a couple of.
Mike
Snacks from last night where he hits.
CJ
The rail on the three wheeler.
Dalton
Oh, yeah.
Ryan
Oh, yeah.
CJ
Everyone is shoving their face full of snacks. Ken's eating snacks. CJ's eating snacks. I think you might have even been, I would say, five people in the back. Everyone was just eating snacks.
Dalton
Just a snacky time.
Ken
It was just snack time. It was, like, too late after lunch, but not early enough for dinner. And it was like, I need something to eat.
CJ
It was just funny. Every time it was gav. Talking to someone, it would go to someone else. It is someone else. And everyone was just eating a different snack.
Dalton
You guys know what I'm saying, though, is always, always, always. No, he's always chewing.
Mike
It was when you said, he's always chewing. Chewing for longer. Then it hit me. That is exactly what he.
CJ
It's good for your digestion. That's what you're supposed to do.
Ken
The length of chewing doesn't bother me. It bothers me when he chews with his mouth open.
Mike
Wow. Yeah.
Dalton
Well, that's him. That's him talking while he's chewing. Ken, though, I'd like to think he maybe has good enough manners to not chew with his mouth open. But he's.
Ryan
I don't know.
Dalton
He's chewing while having a conversation with you. It's like, bro, just swallow. But he's chewing for like, 30. 30.
Ryan
But to be fair, when I was at the shop, CJ walked in and then reheated up lunch from yesterday early this morning, and started eating lunch and then also had lunch.
CJ
Was it breakfast?
Ryan
Well, he ate lunch as breakfast, which, like, I feel like you can eat breakfast at any time, but eating lunch at breakfast is a little bit weird.
CJ
Yeah, I don't think there's any boundaries.
Dalton
Do you think that if you wake up at, say, noon, your first meal of the day should be breakfast?
Mike
No, but it can be. But I don't think it should be, I think.
Dalton
Or do you just skip it and go straight to lunch.
Ken
Unless it's just straight up brunch. I think it's weird having breakfast food. After 11, I got to cut us.
Ryan
Off talking about food because I was listening to Theo Vaughn and Glenny Balls. I listened to their podcast, and all they talked about the entire fucking podcast was food. And I was hungry at the time, and I had to turn it off. I, like, got irritated with, like, you know, when you're in kind of the wrong mood? And I kept skipping through, trying to wait till they weren't talking about food. Five minutes would go by, they'd bring up food again.
Mike
Balls. Love.
Dalton
I mean, yeah, it seems pretty on brand.
Ryan
Yeah. I feel like Theo just looked at him and goes, what does Glennie want to talk about? And just said, food.
Spenny
Food.
Dalton
Speaking of Glenny, why don't you have a seat, Spenny?
CJ
Where's the crop top, pal?
Mike
No crop top today in the rain?
Ken
We can fix that pretty quick.
Ryan
There you go, bud.
Dalton
Yeah, Ken's been pretty fired up about cutting every shirt Spenny owns into a crop top.
Ken
We're just always talking about how restricted he feels in these T shirts.
Mike
I just.
Dalton
You're the one all fired up about it, though, Ken.
Mike
I just loved your timing, Ken. It was Ken's big day the other day when we were filming having him do some stunts, you guys. We'll see soon.
CJ
The whole video revolving.
Mike
He was riding water.
Dalton
Water sport day. Big water sport.
Mike
So we're kind of waiting for him to come outside his bedroom, and then he finally comes out, and he's got a crop top ready for Spenny, and he's like, you're gonna need this for today, buddy.
Ken
Well, I had Dalton in my ear, like, five minutes prior. Hey, go grab a Spenny. A crop top. So I had to go make one quick.
Dalton
I don't know who's more sus. Ken, you were Dalton.
Ken
Oh, 100% Dalton.
Dalton
But you're the one doing it.
Ken
Because I got him in my ear telling me to, hey, go make this up for spending. It'll be hilarious.
Spenny
I got nothing to say about the crop tops.
Mike
Yeah, it's just funny.
Spenny
It is funny.
CJ
Crop tops looking better when Ben and your deal goes through.
Ken
Dude, crop tops are looking.
Spenny
I'm going to be a millionaire. It's going to be so sick.
Dalton
Well, you're at least going to have $75,000, so if you invest it wisely, you'll be a millionaire.
CJ
Darn near one tenth of the way. There's.
Spenny
I'll be close. I'll be close. And I'll be feeling.
Dalton
Well, you got looking like a million bucks.
Ken
You got 75 grand plus the lease deal afterwards.
Dalton
Well, that can. You're sweetening the deal here. Whose side are you on? The negotiations is 50 grand and then $25,000 after that. But it's a $5,000. So five month deal or split up into 12 months and then it'll be like about 2500 bucks a month. But anyway, we're not going to talk about that.
Spenny
I thought you guys called me up here just to talk about crop tops.
Ryan
Oh, no, no, no. C.J. had a tea time, so you're on today.
Spenny
Oh, okay. We're running it then.
Dalton
Spenny's actually kind of just let me in on this. But he's been FaceTiming his grandma and he just knows that it's just very entertaining for me to watch. She's very Canadian. Spenny's dad is very Canadian and they're usually hanging out together.
Spenny
The two whitest Canadians ever, probably my dad.
Dalton
Dude, they're classic. But grandma just got a new hip, so. So she's burning laps around the trailer park.
Spenny
She actually. Yeah, so my dad, he's got Snapchat and he sends these Snapchats and he's, he's like getting my grandma these walkers and they had one and it wasn't good enough. So he went and got the upgraded off road version with like the off road tires.
Dalton
But then he had to put restrictors on it cuz she was burning him too fast.
Spenny
She was walking too fast. So she like dialed in the tire restrictor. So it's, it's a little pin on the tire that slows the cart down so she can't push it a certain speed.
CJ
What was the problem with her going too quick?
Spenny
My dad just like runs my grandma so hard. She runs it. Runs her so hard.
CJ
Rephrase that.
Spenny
Okay, well, he's just working her hard.
Dalton
There's no way to.
Spenny
It sounds like he's trying to slow.
Mike
Her down, but as what he's trying to say is that, you know, kind of when there's like kids like up to five years old and under, you got to really kind of take care of them.
Dalton
Yeah.
Mike
Kind of how the same thing happens after 90. You kind of keep an eye on.
Spenny
My grandma doesn't know how fast she should be going. And she's going too fast too. She can't control how fast she's going. So they're just, she's, they're slowing her down a little bit. But the, the the funny thing is, is she loves the videos. And my dad makes her get up and go and walk around the trailer park before she can watch the videos because she has to get her steps in.
Dalton
So he sends the new hip.
Spenny
Yeah, he sends me a Snapchat and he says, burning some laps on the course. But the course is the trailer park.
Dalton
Yes, it's just the road around it. But she's. She's got a. She's got to burn the laps before she gets to watch the videos. Kind of similar to like a 5 year old. And I've had, you got to finish your homework, you got to eat all your food before this.
Ryan
Dude. Imagine how pissed your grandma is when she gets back from her walk. And then the video's late, dude.
Dalton
Yeah, she does.
Mike
Well, take another laugh.
Dalton
That's where she starts commenting on our old videos. So they pop up in, like, our recent feed of, like, so no video. It's like five minutes late. So no video tonight then or what?
Mike
It's pretty funny. Dalton will post, like, a TikTok that he made on our page right at about the time the video should have gone out, let's say 659. And people are just like, wow, posting tiktoks when you really should be dropping them. Like, they're just. They think that it's one or the other. One or the other.
Dalton
The comments run us hard. I feel like they're just.
Spenny
I've been. I haven't listened to the new podcast. Podcast, but I've been taking some flack in my Tick Tock about being naked on a motorcycle chasing Gavin.
Ryan
Damn, that just came out.
Dalton
Oh, yeah.
Spenny
People are literally commenting on Tick Tock.
Mike
It's like the 10th time you've been naked on a dirt bike.
Spenny
No, that's the first time I have.
Mike
A picture of you.
Ryan
You've never been naked on a dirt bike.
CJ
Come on, Spenny, you've told me stories before. There's no way.
Spenny
Oh, that's true. I wasn't there, but I was naked on a bike before. Yeah, you're right.
Dalton
Probably the first time being talked about on a podcast.
Spenny
Yeah, exactly.
Dalton
It's like they're. They're chirping you or what? Yeah, they're just.
Spenny
I don't even know what they're saying. They're just saying, like, that I'm sus. After chasing Gavin naked on a dirt bike.
Mike
Dude, CJ and I stripped down naked on our pit bikes with ice tires and did wheelies on the ice. That was pretty fun. And random. Pointless. Weird. I Guess. Yeah.
Spenny
Are you justifying it?
Dalton
Yes.
Mike
I'm saying it's not. It's not crazy. It's like, oh, it's like riding a horse naked. It's not crazy.
Spenny
One kid goes, explain yourself. Riding dirt bikes naked, chasing Gavin.
Dalton
That's a valid point.
Spenny
And then another guy says, concerning Gavin with no clothes on the dirt bike. And I'm. These comments are coming in and I'm like, how do these guys know about this? Because I haven't listened to the new podcast.
Ryan
I think we just blow up your spot for like an hour.
Spenny
Yeah.
Ryan
The whole time.
Spenny
It's all right. That was funny.
Ryan
I feel like everybody should probably ride a dirt bike naked at once.
Mike
Dude.
Spenny
It's so exhilarating. It's like skinny dipping.
Mike
Everybody at once.
Ryan
Everybody outlets. Not one time.
Spenny
It's like skinny dipping. Have you guys never skinny dipped?
Dalton
Ryan, that was the most quad guy thing I think I've ever heard you say. Come on now, Ryan. Like, we should go do it after this. In the rain. Nice little drizzle.
CJ
You know what happens when it rains?
Dalton
We figure that out.
Ryan
Not all at once. That's not what I meant. I meant to say not at once either. I meant just to say someone. Everyone should do it at one, not together is what I'm trying to say.
Dalton
You know what, though? Maybe Gavin's kind of turning the. The tides. Whereas, you know, his. His three wheeler brothers are, you know, protecting their God.
Spenny
Three wheeler guys are going to be coming for me.
Mike
Never do that.
Spenny
Yeah, don't treat the king like that. They're pissed, fine.
CJ
If they come after you, just tip them over.
Dalton
Speaking of tipping over a three wheeler, so good. This weekend we had up our merch team. So all the guys that help with our merchandise, there's three of them that are out of the country in Canada. So one's a designer who I will be talking about here in a second. And then two of them help with, like, all of our products. And then there's another guy. His name's Alan. He's actually from the uk, but he lives in China. Alan's a crazy bastard. Oh, he's the best. We thought he was Asian. And then he showed up in the whitest guy ever, but he. Anyway, so these. These four guys are in town. And Mac, who's our designer, is blind.
Ryan
Legally blind.
Dalton
Legally blind. So like, he has very thick glasses and. And everyone's like, well, how is he designer if he's blind? He sits about this close to the computer screen. But he probably couldn't read Ryan's shirt from here. Might not even know who Ryan is sitting there.
Ryan
Really?
Dalton
Well, yeah.
Ryan
Yeah. I never really asked him.
Dalton
Pretty blind.
CJ
Awful.
Spenny
He could like, see like a foot away, but anything further than like two or three feet, he, like, can't even really read it.
Mike
One of the first things we did when we all got here was golf. And it was so funny every time we. Oh, it's sometimes hard.
Ryan
I didn't even think about that.
Mike
You know, like, you hit your own drive and you go, I lost it. That happens. But like, for him, you know. Oh, that's actually a nice shot, buddy. Yeah, I see it bouncing and he's just like. Like, I. I can't see the ball ever. So I just felt bad. But.
Ryan
Wow.
Dalton
Mac has never driven a vehicle before up until coming to the Seaboise compound. Right. He can't get his driver's license because of his blindness, so he's never driven a car.
Mike
How crazy is that?
Dalton
And he's never driven a dirt bike or four wheeler or anything like that. Right. So for some reason I let Mac.
Ryan
I'm glad there was an I statement in there.
Dalton
I did. I will take responsibility for this because I was there. I was standing there.
Mike
What do you let him do?
Dalton
I let him ride a three wheeler for the first vehicle that he'd ever drink.
Mike
Recreational. Yeah.
Ryan
Vehicle banned because it's so damn dangerous.
Dalton
It might have been the drinks that we had had. And it was 2:30 in the morning at the shop at this point, and Mac hopped on it and I could just see the excitement in his eyes. And I let him ride it.
Mike
So 110, keep in mind.
Dalton
And what's he do? He tips over in the first 10ft.
Mike
10Ft?
Dalton
Yeah.
Mike
I've never seen anything like it.
Dalton
I had neither. And yeah, he like hops up and he's like, oh, man, my arm is broken. I think he points it towards me and it's just. It's like his arm is pointed this way and his elbow is pointed that way. Or is his like, forearm is pointed that way. I was like, oh. And you can hear it in Clay's voice in the video. Oh. Oh, God. Oh. Like he was getting woozy just looking at it. Oh, my arm already.
CJ
I might have broke my arm.
Dalton
No, no, no. There's no way. You all right? Yeah, yeah.
Mike
Let's come back.
Dalton
Damn. Didn't look good to the start.
Mike
Tell you that.
Dalton
And so Mack, like, pops it back in and he's like limping around and I'm like, there's no way that you Just popped your arm out, falling from 2ft onto the ground or 3ft onto the ground that way. I didn't really see that, the way that he like fell until, like, kind of watching the footage back and be like, okay, yeah, it could have worked. But then two days later, he was standing up, so he like, he was kind of like favoring his arm for the rest of the weekend. And then on Sunday afternoon when he was on the boat, he went to stand up and he popped it back out again.
Ryan
Getting up on the boat platform, he like went up and just like, oh, okay, that, yeah. Goes like, it's out, it's out, it's out. And we're in the boat, like at the sandbar, and I go, all right. I'm pulling the anchor, like, thinking he's gonna have to go to the hospital, right? He goes, I got it, I got it. And he just sits there and just pops it back in, which is like a hardo move. Dude. That's like a pro moto guy.
Spenny
Such a. Yeah, that is such a legit maneuver right there.
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Dalton
Yeah, that was. That was pretty gnarly. Like, Mac is a blind graphic designer. He was in the trenches this weekend. Like, he was driving the bus around. If you guys saw that, did a great job. He had everything in sight, I guess. Well, or out of sight for him. And, well, he crashed the three wheeler. He didn't hop back on that after that.
Mike
Our weekend was kind of giving, like, bachelor party vibes. It was our version of a corporate outing. Collectively, let's say everybody had five, six drinks on the course, not counting the four shotguns that were had and the shot. You know, it's like, he doesn't drink at all. And then he comes around us.
Dalton
And then, dude, he was, no, no, they do. They do drink. And that's why we were on our worst behaviors, because they were just.
Mike
They do. But like, Mac doesn't drink like that. Dude, he was.
Dalton
No one should. I'll tell you that much. No one should drink. Like, the way that we were behaving this weekend, it was not good. Our editor was here too, Pat. I talked to him this afternoon. It's Tuesday. And he goes, how you feeling? I was like, good. I didn't. I didn't drink after Friday. How you feeling? He was like, I'm just feeling okay now. He was like, I woke up still hungover this morning.
Spenny
Dude, on those big weekends, that's how it goes. You need like two or three days till you're actually back feeling good.
Dalton
Yeah, it was.
CJ
Or just don't stop.
Spenny
That is true.
Mike
I need to do it.
Dalton
Yeah, it was. It was pretty poor, poor decision making on my end to let him try and ride a three wheeler. And I learned that. And then I was reminded quickly why three wheelers are now banned.
Spenny
Mack was claiming he was going to hit the airbag. He, like, Actually wanted to hit it. Yeah, he wanted to hit it. I was like, he's like, let's blow it up. I'll hit it. And I was like, dude, like, how can you hit the airbag? Like, what do you mean? You can hit it on what you wanted to hit it on a skateboard. I swear. He actually.
Ryan
Oh, yeah, he is a skater.
Spenny
He legit 100, was so confident that he could hit the airbag like he wanted to do it. And I was like, I would have.
Dalton
Loved to see that same.
Ryan
Yeah, me too.
Dalton
I would have loved to see that.
Ryan
He said pre. That pre elbow injury.
Dalton
Okay. Yeah, makes sense.
Spenny
Next time we have him down, once he gets that elbow tightened up, we'll.
Mike
Put him back in the trenches.
Spenny
I think back in the trench.
Dalton
I think we got to invite Mac back and just get him back behind the wheel.
Ryan
Yeah.
Dalton
I don't think he's done driving, dude.
Mike
I'm still just so fascinated by that. Just everyone watching. Just picture how many vehicles you've driven and especially those of you into action sports. Like, how many dirt bikes and three wheelers and four wheelers or even just, like, mini bikes or go. Whatever.
Spenny
Go jumping on a scooter.
Mike
Especially just cars. Like, he. He kind of. Like, he doesn't live in a rural enough air area to, like, just go drive on, like, back roads or anything. But it just blew my mind that. That no one ever, like, took him into a parking lot and was like, yeah, you just drive my. Yeah. Civic around. Just drive it around a little bit. Like, I'd be pushing for that because I'm like, you can't be your age and not have driven a car, even if you're legally blind.
Dalton
Well, after seeing him drive around, though, it's not a good idea.
Mike
Well, that's. That's why I just, like, I felt like I just wanted to train him.
Ken
I mean, we did have, like, the perfect environment set up for him where.
Mike
Any environment, but any perfect vehicle.
Ken
Anything he did. No, it was the perfect vehicle because he bought everything, and it. It was fine. Like, it just got pushed up right out of the way.
Mike
Well, true, but, like, a bus is also hard to drive.
Ryan
But he was like, dude, it wasn't even that bad. Car accidents aren't that bad. And I go, don't. If you're ever in another scenario, like, don't expect to be able to bump into another car and it not hurt. Like, the. Just blows. Pushes things away. It's actually awesome.
Dalton
I love it.
Mike
How was that, Mac? He's like, I really like the big steering wheel, this big. That was his favorite part.
Dalton
I asked him, you know, how he got into being a designer and he was like, it was partially because my brother was super into sports and I couldn't play. So I'd go and you know, watch kinda. He would draw, you know, like he obviously took up being an artist because it was something that he could do. And he is the most talented. He's so graphic designer and artist that I have ever seen.
Ryan
Like every single saying something because you.
Mike
Know him well, he has a lot of things on me, seriously. But one of them is drawing.
Dalton
Like he draws all of our designs.
Mike
You know that that's what I didn't even know that this weekend I'm like, wait, so like this, this like the Money Mike bachelor party that like to me is like a very well rounded cartoon. He's like, yeah, of course I drew that. I'm like, dang, dude. So that put it all into perspective. So yeah. And now anything you see from here on out, I'm helping out with stuff here and there. But like if you see any insane graphic, Mac drew that on his freaking tablet a foot from his face even.
Spenny
Just like the color combos that he.
Mike
Uses like so good.
Spenny
It's so good. The color combos he's using is just like sewed out. He kills it.
Dalton
Yeah, he's so talented. It's just like taking, you know, something that's unfortunate situation and turning it into a blessing. That's like something that he's done with it. He called it his superpower.
Ryan
Which is pretty cool. Yeah, pretty cool perspective on that. You think with Tesla's he's going to be able to drive? Like you ever think with full self.
CJ
Driving, I don't think you're technically driving then.
Ken
No, you, I was still technically legally are driving it.
CJ
What about those Ubers that drive themselves.
Ken
Around in a waymo where you're just straight up in the backseat and there's nobody in the front. Like he could definitely get, get around that way.
Ryan
He could call a rideshare service and get around.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Ryan
But do you think like the Teslas will ever get to a point where somebod is not legally able to drive? Could.
Ken
I mean, yeah, probably in the next five, 10 years.
Ryan
It's pretty sick actually. Think about how freeing that would be if you could ne like you always needed someone else or have to call an Uber. Especially when you live in rural areas. Like think how confined you are. But then if you had your own car that could drive you wherever. How sick that would be.
Mike
I could see Tesla being capable of that much sooner than it being legal allowed.
CJ
They're self driving cars like in California and shit. Right? Like right now you're essentially just. I see the videos of the cars.
Ken
Yeah. Like I've done it in Phoenix, but it's kind of like there's still, there's still like people in a data center like monitoring all the cars. Like I don't think they're, they're not driving it, but they're still like if they get into a situation where the computer can't get out of it, they can like manually override it.
Dalton
Really?
CJ
I didn't see, I did not know that even one bit.
Mike
It does make sense because it's those, it's those little moments that could cause a serious pickle, an accident and then their whole thing crumbles.
Dalton
It's got to happen though.
CJ
I mean I've seen that video where like the cops are just like a, I don't know, telling him to stop and the car is going and everyone's freaking out.
Dalton
Did they have to throw a spike strip?
Ryan
Oh my God, I don't know.
Dalton
Spike strip? Awaymo.
CJ
There's just yet people in the backseat. How helpless would you feel though too, in that situation? You're getting hollered at by a cop, you're just sitting in the backseat minding your own business.
Dalton
What do you do? Is there a stop button in there?
Ken
Yeah, like in the waymos there's a button that says like pull over.
Ryan
Yeah, but like I guess they could have done that. I was trying to find a legal place to pull over.
Ken
If it's already stopped, it should just because park.
Ryan
Because remember when. Well we just opened the doors on that when we got to place and just got out. But we were in one in Phoenix and there's like a four lane, you know, like City street. And we got stuck behind one of the thousand old people that live in Arizona driving about 35 in a 60. And so the way I was just stuck behind him because it was, it was like had sought out its lane. It wasn't going to go around a slow moving driver. And we sat behind this guy for like probably 10 miles, driving 20 miles an hour slower than everybody else. And we're like calling way more support trying to get it to like go around. Oh seriously? Well, I mean what we're going to do, it was literally like 35 minutes in the car. Well, I mean, no, there was nobody.
Dalton
When you're getting fired up, I know you're getting fired up when you're calling support.
Ryan
Yeah, well, we were all in the car. No, I was hanging out the window trying to get the old guy to move over so it would let us go by is what I was doing.
Dalton
Is there a horn?
Ryan
Yeah, but you can't touch the steering wheel. You get in trouble for that. You banned.
Ken
Yeah, I think it like stops the car.
Dalton
What kind of cars are they?
Ken
Some Jaguar thing.
Mike
Maybe they collabed.
Ryan
You see the Jaguars whole rebrand just like completely failed.
Ken
Sales are down like 99 or something. Yeah, like they're in like double, double digit sales for 20, 25.
CJ
What do they try to do?
Mike
Just a rebrand. But if you watch Speed's video on it, like James Humphrey or whatever logo, and like he like goes in depth about how Jaguar's done this, done the rebrand like 10 times. So it's like nothing new. Either way, it failed.
Dalton
Who the hell is buying? Jaguars.
Ryan
Jaguars. April 2025, Europe sales, it's pretty specific. But it plunged 97.5%. Last year they sold 2, 000 vehicles. This year they sold 49.
Mike
Wait, what?
Spenny
Oh, baby, how can you even have.
CJ
A company that sells that little.
Ryan
No, in a month. In that month. In the month. That's what I'm saying. Again, it's still very specific, but think.
Mike
There'S like Honda dealerships that sell more cars than that at their dealership In a month?
Ken
Probably in a day. Some. Some of those dealers do that.
Dalton
Oh, yeah.
CJ
49.
Mike
Yeah.
Ryan
But rolls Royce just rebranded as well. Did you guys see that?
Mike
No, I didn't. Price range.
Ken
I think you're thinking of the range.
Spenny
Money Mike has a Range Rover.
Ryan
Thank you, Ken.
Dalton
Yeah.
Spenny
What are you saying, Mike?
Mike
I do.
Dalton
Mike, you should get a Rolls Royce and then hire a driver to just.
Spenny
Drive you around hopping out the Phantom.
Mike
I'm money Mike, but I'm not filthy rich.
Ryan
Not dirty Mike and the boys.
Dalton
News to us, Mike.
Mike
Yeah, no, I just spent all this. I just spend the money I have recklessly. Like you can spend the money even more reckless than me. And that doesn't mean that you can afford a Rolls Royce.
Dalton
I think that you should get a Rolls Royce though, Mike. Even if it's an old one.
Mike
Yeah.
Dalton
It doesn't have to be a new one. You know, Money Mike is balling on the budget that he's got.
Ken
You can get an old phantom for like 50 grand.
Spenny
Rolls Royces go hard.
Mike
They do.
Ryan
That would go.
Mike
Wait, so you're telling me I can get a vintage Rolls Royce? No, like a 30 grand 2005 less than Ken's Continental.
Dalton
Pull this up, Ken. Let's see what kind of Rolls Royce.
Spenny
No Phantoms. You can get some cheaper fandoms, like the 2000s.
CJ
Get that Chrysler 300 converted into a Phantom.
Dalton
Yeah, yeah.
CJ
You might just.
Mike
Yeah, I've always loved Chrysler 3002.
Dalton
Just get a fake. You just gotta have. Yeah, the. The suicide doors. And then just make sure that it has the umbrella.
Ryan
The umbrella. Starlight headliner. Is that mandatory?
Dalton
What's the umbrella, Dalton, to put it in for you.
CJ
Like, it's literally just like a complimentary umbrella.
Ryan
Yeah, it's in the door or something like that. It's just like a thing.
Spenny
Bulletproof in the movies.
Mike
Inspector.
Dalton
Yeah, bro. Yeah. And then you got to get a driver.
Mike
Do you think we'll ever get another kit car? Like, honestly? Yes, I think we should get it. Yeah. I think we should get a Ferrari. When a decent kit car, Ferrari, probably on a Fiero comes up, I think we should do it.
Ryan
That'd be sick. And then someone will get a real Ferrari.
Mike
Yes, exactly.
Ken
I can't connect to the tv, but.
Dalton
Ken, what are you doing? How many podcasts have we filmed?
Ryan
178. It's a lot of podcasts, actually. Thanks to everybody who watches. And if you. If you just watch every week, it'd be great if you subscribed.
Mike
Absolutely.
Ryan
Good for me.
Mike
And just be good for spending, too. Lately it's been ramping up. Like, I. I went back and checked our views on the podcast, and it just blew me away. Yeah, there's a lot up.
Dalton
Getting a lot of views on a podcast is hard.
Ryan
Oh, now we're using this TV.
Ken
I can't connect to that TV.
Dalton
Oh, dude, we're back there.
Ryan
90S. Okay, that's kind of a lot. 27K, which is still a lot of money, especially for an old car.
Dalton
But for Rolls Royce, this is me, Ken, and Gavin's next cheap versus expensive car.
Mike
Oh, it'd be so good.
Ken
Like a 99 through 40, bro.
Ryan
Look at pretty low miles.
Dalton
There's no way that.
Ryan
There you go.
Ken
2013 goes.
Mike
There we go.
Dalton
Why is that? Why is that so cheap?
Spenny
It's got to be 50, 000 miles, bro.
Dalton
The white interior goes hard, bro.
Mike
That's perfect.
CJ
Salvage cars for sale.
Ryan
Yeah, it's $25,000 below market value. That's concerning that you can't put a.
CJ
Price on, but you can register for free.
Ryan
You see that on the ad and.
Mike
Then just wrap it in the classic money print.
Dalton
Yeah.
Ryan
Holy. Oh, that white interior. Does go hard. And again, we're not saying that a $62,000 car isn't expensive, but for a car that probably MSRP is at like 300, pretty good. It's a pretty good deal that you.
Dalton
Can'T put a price on.
Mike
Gosh. I just.
Dalton
Does it have the umbrella though, Ken?
Ken
Like I swear in every Rolls where I said you look at, the umbrella is missing.
CJ
Imagine eating hot dogs on them.
Mike
Trays be so good.
Dalton
Oh, but also a spaghetti wine night in a Rolls Royce.
Ken
Got a V12 too.
Dalton
12.
Ryan
That's what I'm saying.
Spenny
Spaghetti wine.
CJ
They make their own V12 or what?
Ken
No, they do. They make their own. It's like six and three quarter liter.
Ryan
Six and three quarter liter is so American. That's so American.
Mike
Our Rolls Royce. American.
Ken
No.
Ryan
Described both liters and quarters.
CJ
Does that mean like a six seven?
Ryan
No, it's a 6.6. I just saw it up there.
Mike
Six and three quarter.
Ken
It's even a fair deal.
Mike
Great. And you know I love those. It makes me think my BMW when starts going wrong in that I hate it.
Ken
It's almost like a Rolls Royce is just a fancy BMW.
Mike
Exactly. And then it just literally looks like a BMW with a little bit more to go wrong.
Dalton
Who owns Rolls Royce BMW?
Spenny
Oh, I didn't know that.
Dalton
I actually just saw a stat the other day though that like the average age of Rolls Royce buyers back in 2015 was like 62. And now the average age in 2025 of a Rolls Royce buyer is 35.
Ryan
Really?
Dalton
Yeah. Which I thought was a little far fetched.
Ryan
Seems really young.
Mike
Yeah.
Dalton
I don't know.
Ken
I think they're really popular in Asia because in Asia like a lot of people get like chauffeur driven around and if you can sit in the back, it's so nice.
Ryan
I love that tidbit of information you just gave right there.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
Where did you pull that from?
Ryan
Like I, I. You're always full of those.
Dalton
Should we fact check this?
Ken
Fact check it?
Mike
No, because you know when something wrong.
Dalton
We know we have to start checking. Ken.
Ryan
When something we need another person behind the desk to just be fact checking the whole time.
Spenny
Jet Lawrence rips a Rolls Royce.
Dalton
He's a part of the stat. He's low. He's lowering the stats.
Spenny
He's lowering the stats because what he's like 21, 22.
Mike
Gosh.
Spenny
And he's ripping Rolls Royce.
Ryan
It's actually pretty heavy.
Mike
That is crazy.
Dalton
Yeah.
Spenny
Other than him, he's the only guy. All right. Maybe Mickey Mace might have One, too, but I'm not too sure.
Ryan
People do it.
Spenny
Steve will do it.
Dalton
Yeah. Steve Weston. Champlin.
Ryan
Yeah, Weston Champion. Has a Rolls Royce.
Dalton
Yeah, bro. He's balling.
CJ
What is it? I mean, like an old one.
Dalton
Like a 20, 26. He just got it. It's got like purple interior.
Mike
Ev, how was your weekend? You get anything cool up north?
CJ
Played some golf. My dad got a hole in one. That's pretty.
Dalton
What?
Mike
That's. That's pretty cool.
Ryan
It's actually sick.
CJ
Fourth one.
Mike
Yeah, I was gonna say that's probably four holes. Four. That's wild. Dude.
Dalton
Dude, Ev's dad is the best golfer I've ever played.
Ryan
Really?
Dalton
Deadass. He's so good. So he's the complete polar opposite of Evan.
Ryan
Say, what do you think?
CJ
Yeah, he doesn't hit the ball very far, but he's just a sniper and his short game is lethal.
Mike
Wow.
Dalton
I'll tell you this story. We played in a scramble last year. It was like a charity event. Everyone's like, yo, my dad will play with us. And I was like, okay, that sounds good. He shows up. We get on the first hole, par three. All of us shank our balls all over the place. It was me, Evan, Tommy, my brother in law and grandparon. So imagine that crew, okay? And then Ev's dad, right? So we're all over the place. Ev's dad gets up, sticks it to like, I don't know, six feet. I'm like clapping. I'm like, john, what a shot. He's got a stogie in his mouth, right? And he goes, relax, we'll be doing that all day, dude. It was the most savage. It was the most savage comment after a golf shot ever. It was so cocky. And I was like, all right, all right. Sure enough, did it. Every shot.
Spenny
It was just John Daly do.
Mike
Might have to have the kid back.
Dalton
Yeah, he's coming back.
Mike
Really?
Dalton
Yeah.
Mike
This year for a tournament.
Dalton
Yeah. I'm not. I'm not even playing in it. But I was like, whoever. Whoever wants to play with John will win.
Ryan
Yeah, relax. We'll be doing that all day. That goes hard.
Dalton
Yes.
Spenny
The fact that he's got a stoke fired up on the first hole is crazy.
Dalton
Work the whole time. Didn't put it out.
CJ
Not just on the golf course. Pretty much runs it around the clock.
Ryan
Really.
Dalton
He's not running all day.
CJ
It's not always going, though. I think he eats as much off the end that he chews on is that he burns off.
Mike
I just like a well seasoned cigar smoker. Like, him impresses me because I'm the opposite. I'm in probably in the same boat as a lot of people. Like, when I smoke a cigar, it's all I can do to just, like, make a dent in it. It's all I can do passing it around to the. You know, the whole group at the bachelor party to just make a dent in it. And then he's like, you know, smoking or.
CJ
I think it's like, if you're not used to doing it, it does seem like you need to get to the bottom of it. You don't?
Mike
Well, no, I just choose, like.
CJ
And if it goes out, he might have it in his mouth for, like. Like, 45 minutes. It's not even that.
Mike
I think that's what I'm getting at. Is that it? I don't think I need to get to the bottom of it. But I also think, like, how on earth would I ever get to the bottom of it? Even if I had to light it up for the next week? I don't know if I could.
Spenny
Only one way to find out.
CJ
No, it's funny. He thought about it so, like, he won't leave it in his mouth when he hits. He'll just take it, throw it on the ground, hit, pick it back up. But he does that with, like, everything he's doing. Like, he'll walk into the gas station and just throw it on the sidewalk. No, go in, get his cup of coffee, and then come out, pick it back up.
Ryan
What?
Dalton
That. That guy's got to have an immune system that could fight anything. Yeah.
Ryan
World War four.
Dalton
Yeah.
Ryan
We should get him, like, a little cigar holder for his car. Like, clips up by the windshield wiper. You just, like, set it on there and then walk back out.
CJ
He actually has one for his golf cart that, like, clips on the roof or, like, the pole for the roof or whatever.
Ryan
That's kind of sick.
CJ
But he doesn't really. I don't think he uses it that much.
Dalton
Like, to hold your range finder kind of thing. He just adapted it to a little magic clip.
CJ
Yeah. No, just throw it on the ground.
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CJ
Fertilizer was going to get you. I'd be done with all the swimming we did in the ponds.
Dalton
Well, you are. Yeah.
CJ
Might explain something actually.
Dalton
Yeah, it actually might add up.
CJ
That probably is bad for you.
Dalton
What about that one time that C.J. fell in the pond when we were reckless golfing and he was just like, I'm all itchy. I'm all, yeah, this isn't. What's it? What's in a pond? A golf pond. Like, that could make me itchy. And we're like driving back and he's like, seriously, guys, I gotta do something about this quick. Then we pulled over at a gas station. He went in and got a bunch of water bottles and really took a shower off.
CJ
We should get one of those. Remember what they have in the science classrooms? The Emergency eye wash. Yeah.
Dalton
Or it's the little station water fountain that has the two nozzles that's on the bottom. And then.
CJ
Yeah. This shower over the top. We should get one just in case.
Ryan
It'd be good for when we come back from, like, mudding or whatever. Do that outside.
CJ
That actually would be a good idea.
Mike
It's an outdoor shower.
CJ
I like where this is going.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
Let's get on that.
Dalton
Yeah, that would probably make more sense.
Spenny
Outdoor shower would be clutch.
Mike
Would be.
Dalton
We'll put it next to Mike's skate park.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
Not too close. We don't want it to get.
Mike
Yeah. Still got to do some landscaping out there.
Dalton
Yeah. So what is the plan now with the skate park?
Mike
The plan is we're supposed to be here today. Dave comes back tomorrow to finish painting it. But anyway, just got to grow some grass around it, give it a little love.
CJ
I think we're gonna do anything about that hole in it from the handlebar.
Mike
I don't think we try to match it. I don't think we need to.
CJ
But I thought you could, like, like, do a bondo.
Spenny
Yeah, bondo. That's what I was thinking.
Dalton
There is a hole.
Mike
Yeah.
Spenny
Where there's like a clutch lever or where the brake lever or something went.
Dalton
Really?
CJ
Maybe the handlebars of your thumb say.
Mike
I'm more bummed about the rips in the seat. You know how it's awesome to have a old 80s three wheeler with a mint seat cover. Original. And now it's got rips, but, yeah.
Dalton
You really got the short end.
Spenny
It was worth it, I would say.
Mike
Given the damage to the three wheeler, which was essentially none. It was worth it to watch Gav do that.
CJ
He's like, the tank and the plastic. There's other bars were fine. Cool things to have. Original then. Like, seat.
Mike
Yeah, that's true.
CJ
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah. So that was cool. I am looking forward. We. We've had just such a busy last couple weeks that I really haven't even skated it for more than, like, 10 minutes at a time.
CJ
And it's been hot.
Mike
It has been hot, but.
Spenny
Or rainy. Been hot or rainy?
Mike
No, between word to, like, actually spending some time on it.
CJ
Me and Cody tried to do it a couple weeks ago. It was like 85 degrees out and we were hungover. It lasted about three minutes.
Mike
We'll have to see how our, like, fall time looks because I noticed that too. I'm like, dude, it is not sheltered.
Spenny
Back here at all.
CJ
It seemed like it would be in the shade. Yeah.
Mike
Yeah.
Spenny
It Felt.
CJ
There's no breeze.
Dalton
It's just straight off the tin, too.
Mike
No breeze. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe we need to get, like, a pergola or something.
Spenny
You get some cameras back there, too, in case somebody has a big wipeout.
Ken
Did I hear you're putting lights back there, too, or.
Mike
Yes. So I had that thought, though, too. So, again, I maybe brought this up before, but we have our security cameras, and we. You know, there's a finite amount of cameras you can put at least on one server or whatever. And they're for a reason, obviously, to catch anyone trying to vandalize, burglar, do anything mischievous around. But what they're used much more for, much more, is to capture our shenanigans. So I was just wondering, like, is there a world where we kind of get rid of some of the unnecessary camera angles we have and, like, point them towards more areas?
Ryan
I mean, we can just 24.7seaboy TV shop live.
Mike
Because, I mean, we have a few camera angles that are just pointless, and I would love for them to be in the hot spots instead. I know it's probably a pain in the ass to move, but I can't.
CJ
Think of a pointless one.
Dalton
I can't think of one.
Mike
The one that the. There's just one that just goes, like, onto the dumpster at the farm. That one's pretty pointless.
Dalton
Make sure that nobody's throwing their trash in our dumpster. Yeah.
Mike
Yeah, I guess so. That's it. That is what it is. But I. I find that one pointless. No one's ever doing anything over there. And then there's the one where the R6 fell out of the sky again. That one's. She's down the driveway, but, God, it's mine.
Ken
We're just trying to cover, like, all the corners of the building.
Dalton
Every. Every square inch of our property is caught on camera, literally.
Mike
Except for your escape. Yeah, except for that. You're right. So we just need a camera over there.
Spenny
Even my bedroom. Toledo was in my room. She's like, is there cameras in here? I was like, no, no, there's no cameras in here.
Mike
Come on, now.
Spenny
There's no cameras in there.
CJ
Right as you push it?
Spenny
I don't know.
Mike
No. Well, we have. Yeah, we have 50 cameras on our server, but Ken has a separate server for the one in your room.
CJ
Yeah, he's got one in Dalton's office.
Spenny
Too, under the desk.
Mike
Dude, that would be such. It'd be, like, such a funny, like, prank and be like, just got new camera system installed and all the angles are so sus. All of them.
Dalton
Like right. Right above the urinal.
CJ
Yeah, that would be pretty funny. Hire the guy to come in and set him up.
Dalton
Yeah, that would be. That's a pretty funny idea. And it's solely just like hidden cameras to get the guy's reaction. Will he actually do this?
Ken
I was meeting with him earlier this morning about the Merch Barn expansion and he was like, they make like super tiny ones now where it's like the size of your fingernail essentially. Really like as like meant to be like integrated into like the architecture or.
Mike
Like anything for that matter. You know, you could put that in a Kleenex box.
Spenny
Why are you putting it in the Kleenex box?
Mike
Teddy bear. Like in the movies, they put in the teddy bear eye.
Dalton
Yeah. It really is crazy, like how far security cameras have came. Like our security cameras quite literally are caught in 4K. Yeah, they're good. That's why we use them in just our actual videos.
Mike
Right.
Dalton
Or our podcast thumbnails. Or like so many different scenarios where they come in clutch being such high quality. And the audio is good too, where it's just like, dude, we really could just hook our security cameras up to Twitch live stream and just have like C Boys TV shop live stream seems awfully dangerous.
Mike
Honestly, dude, you could do like an outside one. I mean, you know, like, you wouldn't want like all your like.
CJ
Have Cody over.
Mike
Yeah, yeah, have Cody over and entertain them on the outside cam.
Dalton
Can you imagine though? We just have a bunch of like. We have Gavin and be like, yeah, we like take him to Zorbas and he like picks up a couple chicks. Yeah, bring them back. We don't tell him that everything is live streamed.
Ryan
They're trying to get him in the hot tub.
Mike
Gosh dang.
Dalton
It'd be entertaining though, I'll tell you that much.
Ryan
Yeah, it would.
Dalton
Like, it's constant entertainment around here.
Mike
It'd be like Love Island. That show still blows my mind in the whole aspect of the hidden camera. High, high, high quality hidden cameras with people hanging out that they stay immediately, day two, start to make interactions that they would as if there was no cameras around.
CJ
So they know there's no cameras.
Mike
They.
CJ
They know there is cameras. They just.
Mike
But they're so hidden that they like start to act like they're not there.
Ryan
Yeah, there's not like you don't feel.
CJ
Like you're in front.
Ryan
Yeah, there's nobody like standing filming your conversation. There's like mobile cameras that are mounted, but there is. I Saw they have like a tram camera.
Mike
Let's say they're all.
Ryan
Big Brother is straight up. Just hidden cameras.
Ken
Yeah, they do it behind like one way mirrors like everywhere around the house.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
Big Brother's been around for like quite forever.
Ken
It's like 2000.
Spenny
It's like a reality.
Dalton
I don't think I've ever seen Love Island.
CJ
You need both.
Mike
Yeah, I don't care. I don't think it's worth.
Dalton
Oh, is it a. It's like a ongoing thing.
Mike
Unless Greta sits you down on episode one of next year's season, I would not watch it.
Dalton
I don't watch TV or Netflix series ever, so I don't know any of these shows.
Spenny
Me too. I don't watch anything.
CJ
I am sometimes shocked. Like you and Ryan. I feel like we do knock it out of the park.
Dalton
I don't know how the hell you guys have the time.
CJ
I don't get it either. Oh, I do get it. Because when we travel with Ryan, it seems like when you go to bed, you're on your phone.
Ryan
Yeah.
CJ
Where for me I'm just like, oh, I guess we're watching basic cable tonight.
Mike
Because for me it's. It's before bed. I'm honing in on like two episodes of whatever I'm watching or a full movie.
Dalton
That's two hours.
Mike
No, I wouldn't say quite two hours, but yeah, like a movie length like an hour and a half or an hour time you go to bed anywhere between midnight and 4:30.
Ryan
Jiminy Crib.
Dalton
That explains a lot.
Mike
Like last night I was working in my office until three and then I was like, gosh, I'm gonna have a really hard time going to bed after this. I really try not to stare at the screen until 3. Slept like a baby in the lower bunk. Spinny almost joined me at the farm, but he has his own bed now, so.
Spenny
Thought about hitting the upper bunk though.
Dalton
Give my buddy Mike some the sus comments. The sus comments that we're worried about.
Mike
Oh, he was lonely. Yeah, he's just being a friend.
Spenny
I didn't. I thought he. He was like, I'm going home. And then I went upstairs and he's like, I'm not actually going home tonight. And then I was like, well, if you want to hang, if you need.
Mike
A buddy, all while only in your.
Spenny
I know.
Ken
God, this is getting more. Susan.
CJ
Was he actually in his underwear?
Spenny
Yeah, I just got out of the shower. I was getting ready for bed and then I seen Mike's office light on and I was like, he said he was going home. It's 9 o'.
Ryan
Clock.
Spenny
What's he still doing? So then I walked around and he's in the lower bunk at 9 o'. Clock. I'm like, Mike, what are you doing?
CJ
Wait, at nine?
Spenny
Yeah, he was p.m. he was in the bunk and then he got out of bed and went back to work and then went to bed at three.
CJ
If you stay up until three, but you're taking a nap at nine.
Spenny
Okay, well, you didn't.
Mike
One, I didn't take a nap. And two, actually, yeah, I didn't take a nap, nor do I really ever.
Dalton
How the hell could you take a nap at 9 o' clock and wake up?
CJ
It's called because.
Mike
Because I'm a. Yeah, because I'm a night owl.
Dalton
You kind of knock turtle.
Mike
Mike, this chick on Snapchat, on her story, just a distant friend of mine posted that she had 49 naps in the month of June. That was like, you know, just her screenshot of whatever app. And I just. How 49 naps in 30 days.
Dalton
What a crazy stat.
Ryan
That could be posting.
Dalton
What a crazy stat.
Spenny
How do you even know?
Dalton
Like, that's. That's averaging about one and a half a day.
Ryan
Yeah, that's pretty crazy. Imagine taking a morning nap and an afternoon nap.
Mike
Imagine having the time to do that.
Ryan
I think that every time I get behind somebody who's driving 40 miles an hour, I go, God, I want to have the amount of time that you have right now.
Dalton
My dad rips nap naps. Was it my dad? My dad rips naps. But he also wakes up at 3:30 in the morning.
Ryan
Yeah. And goes. When does he go to bed? Pretty early, right?
Dalton
Seven.
Mike
Yeah.
Ryan
Is that hard for him in the summer when it's like light out rises.
Dalton
And falls with the sun.
Ryan
Yeah, but he falls before the sun. And he also.
Dalton
Yeah, I don't know.
Mike
Yeah, I think his schedule puts on for more productivity or slightly more at least. But his is just as insane as mine. I will stand on it, dude.
Dalton
It's pretty wild though, because, like, I just did not get those jeans. Like, I hate waking up early. I hate going to bed early. I feel like it's just such a waste. Then he's on the opposite of like, oh, it's the best time of the day is waking up at 3:00am what.
CJ
Do you think he does from like.
Dalton
Dude 5 wakes up. He's probably listening to this podcast right now, looking over. It's 3:45. It's gonna end at 4:15 and then he's gonna be like, like, scroll. Another podcast. The best time of the day that you wouldn't believe. You can listen to podcasts actually any time of the day. And then as soon as like it's like just light enough, he'll wake my mom up and make her pull him skiing if it's like nice in the summer.
CJ
So he's still super active skier?
Dalton
Yeah, I think he's pretty active. He'd probably be more active if my mom wasn't like, stop waking me up at six o' clock in the morning.
Ryan
To take you skiing.
Dalton
Yeah, maybe we used to do that to me actually when I was younger.
CJ
Do a 6am ski.
Mike
The water is so good, you know. How do you not. What he literally ski, you know, nothing in high school.
Dalton
No water ski.
Mike
Yeah. So how would it not?
Dalton
It doesn't correlate.
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
I can do this thing where you jump off the dock on one foot and.
Dalton
Can you?
CJ
Yeah.
Ryan
Really?
CJ
I could never slash super hard, but that, that takes practice to like hit the buoys. Like I dabbled with that because there's a local lake by us that actually had the, the buoy setup. But no, I can get around just fine.
Dalton
I heavily regret not learning how to barefoot last year when my future father in law came out and barefooted for the video.
CJ
That wasn't the time to learn.
Dalton
No, I know, but kind of pontoon. I should have just tried it. Gavin tried it.
Mike
Should have tried it.
CJ
He. I don't think he tried it.
Dalton
He just ate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just pretty much committed to eating.
CJ
Didn't you try on the poll? Yeah, no, I know, I know it doesn't count, but I'm saying that would be a more appropriate situation.
Dalton
Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. I would like to learn how to barefoot though. Maybe, maybe I do it with you.
Mike
If we ever, if we ever do.
Ryan
It like full blown long rope.
Mike
Yeah. And as far as the content goes, it is something we've done many times, but it's funny every time. So I would, I would do the long rope.
Dalton
It's just sick. Like if you can long rope barefoot, there's nothing more badass on the water. Maybe besides for doing sick stuff on wakeboard. But like other than that it's gnarly. You're basically fully committed to the game of like, I'm willing to do this because it's dope and I'm going to eat shit many times.
Ken
I just remember when the one time we did it on camera and it just felt like getting waterboarded over and over and over again.
Mike
What do you mean? The one time we did it on.
CJ
Camera, I lost my shorts off the boom.
Ken
Like, it literally just felt like I was getting water shoved in my face for 30 minutes.
Ryan
Better at it now.
Dalton
We should have mixed that into Ken's big water sports.
Ryan
Probably should have big water sports, guys. Benny.
Spenny
I water skied once, and I was leaning so far back, I was hitting my butt off the water, and then it would bounce me and I'd stand up and then I'd fall and my butt would hit and I'd get bounced up again. I just basically just, like, skipped on my ass. And that was the only time I ever water ski. Never done it since really spending.
CJ
You don't really like the water, though. You're always saying it's cold. Like, yeah, he's a wetsuit.
Spenny
I am a wetsuit guy. I literally would always prefer to wear a wetsuit. I hate being cold in the water.
CJ
In Idaho, it was like, 95 degrees out, just scorching hot. Yeah, you had to put on.
Dalton
I put the wetsuit on.
CJ
Your little wet.
Spenny
I did.
Mike
I would say it's the negative 1% body fat you have, but. Yeah, I always hate that, too. It was like, on Saturday, we didn't have the nicest weather. 75 degrees, a little windy. I'm out on the boat just freezing, and I just feel like a puss. I just wish I could just be normal, but I just freeze.
Spenny
Yeah, I think it's just my skin sensitive to, like, cold water. Like, even when I get in an ice bath, I'm just like. Like, I can do it, but I'm just like.
Mike
That just hurts. I actually feel that way.
Spenny
Like, I get it, and I'm like, oh, just hurts.
Mike
My skin getting to the threshold of being numb. I still haven't really done.
Spenny
Yeah, you gotta get that at least five minutes.
Mike
We did the three minutes, and I was like, there's no way I'm gonna be able to do three minutes. And I did three minutes, and I. That, Yeah, I can't get to that point.
Spenny
And, like, I gotta force myself. If there's a lake and there's a. Like, you gotta jump off the dock. I gotta literally force myself. I gotta be like, all right, I'm gonna do it. Three, two, one. And I just. I gotta, like, actually force myself to jump in. Because I won't. Just do it voluntarily.
Dalton
Yeah, I just don't like cold water.
Mike
My mindset is a lot of the time, so. Not every time. Like, obviously not when we're in Arizona, but I have to, like, go, all right. Gonna do it.
Dalton
Yeah.
Mike
Might be cold. I don't care. Yeah.
Spenny
I'm trying to, like. That's something that I've been working on, though. I'm trying to, like, just be more acceptant to it and be like, all right, it's just cold water. I'm just gonna jump in and it's gonna be great. I'm gonna enjoy the water with everybody else.
Mike
Yep.
CJ
It's been working.
Spenny
I've been working on it.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
Have you been enjoying it more? Well, I get mindset.
Mike
Yeah.
Spenny
I get in and then I'm swimming around for a little bit and everybody's having fun, and then I start to get cold, and then I get out and they're still in there, and I'm like, how are these guys still in there? Like, they're just still going.
Mike
The biggest thing for me, which still kind of makes me feel a little wimpy, but if you bring a towel with it, is way better. Yeah, you gotta bring a towel afterwards, it's way better.
Dalton
Jammies?
Mike
Yeah. Little foot warmers around it with the heater from the boat.
Spenny
Yeah.
Mike
Gosh, that is such a first world problem. Being too cold on the boat. Get your heater blowing in your towel. Got your heated seat. Now all the boats have heated seats. That's crazy to me, but it's awesome.
Dalton
I don't blame you, though. Spinny.
Spenny
Just don't like cold water.
Dalton
Land mammals.
Spenny
I just don't like cold water. Speaking of Ryan getting fired up, Ryan got a little fired up at the hospital a couple days ago.
Mike
Yeah. Because it's taking too long. What's the deal with that scene?
Spenny
No, he wanted to.
Ryan
He really wanted to get my voice. Benny sitting there, being in a good mood when he's all injured, I'm like, this poor guy.
Dalton
That kind of goes back to you being in the Waymo.
Ryan
Yeah.
Dalton
And you calling customer support. Like, that's kind of a Karen move, right?
Spenny
That's what I was doing. It was.
Ken
I. I feel like it's total different when you're in the hospital and you're just in the waiting room.
Dalton
Yeah, no, it is. I would want you in the hospital with me if in that situation.
Spenny
No, I was happy that he was there because I. I know I wasn't gonna go up and say anything, but I was so happy that Ryan went up and said something we were in there for.
Ryan
And this. This, again, is not a knock on healthcare workers. It's on the billion dollar corporation that doesn't hire anyone to work there. But Karen. I'm gonna Karen out now, I guess, on you guys.
Spenny
Oh, now he's standing there for two hours.
CJ
Two hours in the emergency room.
Ryan
In the emergency room where emergencies are supposed to be tended to. And no one came out. And I was like, spenny's being way too calm. We're sitting here laughing and just, like, having, you know, a chill time. And I was like, maybe that's why. And so I was like, hey, his pain's getting pretty bad. Like, can he be seen? And she was like, yeah, I'm sorry. I'll see what I can do. And then she just sent out an ice pack, which was nice of her to, like, care.
Spenny
Right.
Ryan
But I was like, damn, that backfire.
Spenny
Ryan comes back and sits down. He goes, if anybody asks, your pain is getting great. Your pain's getting harder.
Dalton
What about the other guy that was in there?
Spenny
Dude.
Dalton
Yeah.
Ryan
So then I taught the guys my method.
Spenny
Yeah. So I went to the room, and I'm bummed that I missed all the other patients coming in.
Ryan
Then it got busy, dude.
Dalton
Yeah. Yeah.
Spenny
And it was hilarious.
Mike
So it wasn't busy before when you.
Ryan
No, no.
Spenny
There was nobody and Ryan. It was me and Ryan in there for two hours, and nobody was in there.
Dalton
So weird. So bizarre. Because I'm pretty sure we talked about this in the podcast. When you went to the hospital that day, we were saying, like, it's pretty common that you go to the ER and it takes a long time. And then you had that same. Yeah, literally. That's right. You weren't. You weren't.
CJ
It was from CJ's buddy with the thumb.
Mike
Yeah, that's right. But yeah, when you texted, you're like, it's the one thing that Canada does have going. You're like, dude, the health care system there is a lot more dialed than this.
Spenny
On some things. On some things. Like, if you tear your acl, you're probably waiting for, like, almost a year to get surgery.
Mike
Yeah.
Spenny
For the surgeries. But, like, when you go to the hospital, normally, like. Like, you can get seen pretty quick. For my area, I've been seen quick.
Ken
But that specific hospital, we've been talking about that, like, since we moved out here. Like, you just don't go to that hospital. You just. No matter how bad it is, you always go to Fargo.
Dalton
Yeah.
Spenny
They definitely weren't rushing anything.
Mike
When I didn't have health insurance, when I broke my foot, my mom brought me to the walk in with just a shattered foot.
Ryan
Oh, my God.
Mike
And they're like, this is the craziest thing we've ever seen here. You shouldn't be here. It cracked me up at the time. I was, like, actually livid.
Ryan
But, yeah, I was gonna say, I.
Mike
Know I shouldn't be here.
Ryan
Can someone take care of me? It kind of worked for spenny because about 35 minutes after I told him his pain was getting worse, then they finally took him back. So then this guy walks in. He'd, like, blown out his back doing something, and I'm not really sure what. And at this point, I was overstimulated because it was so noisy and there was so much going on, and I was. Had been in the ER for five hours. Granted, I wasn't hurt, so it wasn't that bad, but I was like, this kind of sucks. This guy gets in. He just keeps walking around going. But he would. He wouldn't sit down. He hurt his back.
CJ
Sit down.
Ryan
No, he. He would sit down. He'd just sit and go. And then he'd get up and hobble around.
Dalton
I just love picturing Ryan just already pissed off and this guy just walking back and forth right in front of.
Ryan
And so, like, at first it was irritating, and then I was like, wait a minute. This is actually kind of funny. He starts talking to the old lady next to me, and the old lady goes, oh, yeah? Well, how long have you been waiting? He goes, oh, 30 minutes. And the lady goes, well, probably won't be much longer then. And I just look up, I go, I've been here for five hours. And he looks at me, goes, I go, go. I go, go walk back and forth the desk and tell him you're in pain. So then he goes over there, and he just walks back, goes my back. And then I was like, all right, this dude's a G. And we're so funny.
Spenny
When I heard that, I was bummed that I was in there.
Ryan
He missed out.
Spenny
And I would have been dying laughing at that.
Ryan
Yeah. So we ended up being homies. He had about nine cups of coffee.
Spenny
It was taking so long. At one point, I was like, ryan, should we just like, yeah, give them my number. And should we just go over to Zorbas and get some trash cans? Like, what are we doing right now? We've been sitting here for three hours.
Dalton
Give them my number, dude.
Mike
I thought that was hilarious, because had you asked them that, if that's not crazy. No, they would probably be like, what? You can't leave now. But it'd be like, I. I'd love to leave, actually, if you're not gonna help me. Yeah.
Spenny
We've been sitting here with no help for three hours.
Ryan
I wouldn't even needed to do anything. It was. You aren't even wearing your brace.
Spenny
I know. I haven't worn it once.
Ryan
Really?
Dalton
No.
Mike
Yeah, I saw his Snapchat. You were sliding it on your hand.
Spenny
Oh, that's true.
Dalton
Yeah.
Mike
Snapchat.
Spenny
Yeah. I did actually wear it. I did wear it a little bit.
Ryan
How is your hand, though? Does it hurt?
Spenny
Dude, it hurts so much.
Ryan
Really?
Spenny
Yeah.
Dalton
Oh, does it?
Ryan
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. I thought it was better.
Spenny
No, it's not better.
Dalton
I thought it was better, too.
Mike
I thought it was getting better.
Spenny
Well, it's getting better.
Ryan
They just told you you were kind of being a baby and everything was fine?
Dalton
Yeah. Did they just say, oh, it pinched it?
Spenny
Yeah, they said.
Dalton
They did say. I just.
Spenny
I just nicked it.
Dalton
Were they kind of chuckling?
Spenny
No, I don't think they were.
Dalton
They're trying to make you feel bad about it.
Spenny
No, no, they didn't make. They just gave me the brace and they're like, wear this and should be good.
Ryan
Maybe they did the hospital equivalent of spitting in your food. They were like, oh, he came with that. That whiny guy that. Yeah, he's a good service. They just kicked you right out.
Spenny
Yeah.
Dalton
Did they Karen up? Yeah, they x rayed it. Yeah. And there was no crack or anything.
Spenny
No cracks or nothing?
Dalton
No, no.
Spenny
They said that they could see an old break.
Dalton
You broke your hand before.
Spenny
Yeah.
Dalton
So they saw that.
Spenny
They saw that.
Dalton
But that had nothing to do with this. Yeah, right. No, and it was just what a.
Spenny
They said soft tissue contusion.
Dalton
So is that bad, though? Like. Like, what's the healing process? This look like?
Spenny
They said just, like, three to four weeks. Run that and once on the brace, just. Yeah, they want me to run the brace for three, four.
CJ
Brace. Just for, like, your pain or. Could you injure it more?
Spenny
No, I can't injure it more. The brace is just so that, like, you don't bump it on stuff and you don't, like, aggravate it. I haven't bumped it, though. I'm like, I'm not wearing the brace. But also, when you're wearing the brace, it, like, cuts off the blood flow to it and stuff. I'm not like.
Dalton
I don't.
Spenny
I don't want to, like, wear the brace. And then people are like, oh, what'd you do to your hand? And then you got every person that you see is like, what'd you do to your hand?
Mike
And then you gotta tell them.
Spenny
Yeah, and then you gotta tell them that it's a little soft, you guys.
Ryan
You imagine you have Millville walking around with a brace and goes, damn, what'd you do?
Mike
Soft tissue contusion at the race?
Spenny
No, there's no chance I was gonna wear it out in public.
Ryan
Around moto guys.
Spenny
Around moto guys.
Mike
That was, like, the same vibe. I was just cracking up when you said you got a. Like, a signed cowboy hat from a fan with, like, 10 awesome signatures on it. And Dalton's like, we gotta dump this, bro. We look like. Yeah, dude.
Spenny
So this kid comes up to Dalton and gives him his airing pleasinger hat, and it has, like, 10 signatures on it.
Dalton
Why would he give him that? Yeah.
Spenny
I don't know. Why would I even know why Dalton took it? I was like, dude, why did you take that? And he's like, oh, you gave it to me. I was like, well, you should have just said no.
Mike
And then he was sad.
Spenny
So then Dalton. So Dalton's carrying around. He's like, you like, we gotta ditch this hat. It's got signatures on it. We look like fans. He's like.
Mike
Then he's like, I am a fan.
Dalton
I'm like, bro, dude, all those guys are actually sick.
Spenny
I know. Dalton was, like, tweaking. He's like, dude, we can't have this. All these signatures. We look like fans.
Dalton
Such a cool guy.
Mike
Did you see the comments on Spendy's post? So sick that Dees got to hang out with Spenny?
Spenny
Oh, yeah, dude.
Mike
I was cracking, so it was sick.
Spenny
Me and Dalton went out there, and we went. And Deegan's rig with him before. Yeah, we chilled with him before the moto went to his rig, chilled with him. Every time I come on here, we're always talking about moto stuff.
Dalton
Well, I mean, you're in house, Moto guy. That's true.
Spenny
It's true.
Dalton
But, yeah.
Spenny
So we pull up, go to Deegan's motorhome. We're chilling in there. It's him and his mom, and he's just chilling because he had a. He had a leg. A leg injury. So he, like, wasn't out walking around, wasn't doing, like, the big fan deal. Like, normally he's just chilling in the motorhome. So we just chilled with him, chopped it up for a bit, and then he's like, all right, I'm gonna get my gear on. And we went outside. We were chilling with. With Huckson Hayden's little brother. And then Taylor Holder. Tick Tocker.
Mike
Yeah. It's crazy how, like, you know, different demographics. Obviously a lot of people there knew who Taylor Holder was, but it's like he's, you know, the biggest influence followers wise there, probably.
Dalton
Yeah.
Spenny
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Mike
But like a lot of people. Yeah. It's just interesting. But yeah. So how did he make it so big? Like making Tick Tocks.
Spenny
Making Tick Tocks. Yeah, he was with like. He was like Bryce.
Dalton
Yeah.
Spenny
Charlie d'. Amelio. Bryce hall didn't.
Ryan
He did.
Dalton
No, he didn't, bro. No, that was that. That little huddy.
Mike
I did hear about that one. But either way, Brian, I'm not even.
Dalton
On Tick Tock and I know that. Aren't you our Tick Tock guy?
Ryan
No.
Dalton
You're a Tic Tac guy, right?
Mike
Yeah. Where's Dalton?
Ryan
I don't know a lot.
Ken
I don't do Tick Tock either.
Spenny
He was like la, though. Like the LA head of Tick Tock era. You know, all the big Tick Tick Tockers. Bryce Hall.
Dalton
When you guys Tik toking and like Tik Tok dancing like that, I was like, amazing.
Mike
I was like, have you seen that picture?
Dalton
These guys. Dalton has officially corrupted Spenny with these TikTok dances.
Spenny
Dude, they wanted to run it now.
Dalton
I believe it. I believe Dalton stoked about it.
Spenny
But yeah, we got to chill with him.
Dalton
Yeah, that's cool. That is sick.
Spenny
And then we went on the podium.
Mike
Everyone keeps commenting on it. Because you can comment pictures now.
Dalton
Oh, no, no.
Spenny
The funniest, funniest one was Deegan's post. I commented on Deegan's post and like, kids that were commenting back on that were was. That's what was funny.
Mike
He's not gonna notice you, bro.
Dalton
Yeah, I would have liked to go to that, I guess if it wasn't.
Mike
That would have been solid over a.
Dalton
Busy weekend when we had those guys up. Yeah, that'd be cool. I'd like to go to a motor race at some point though.
Spenny
Dude, we gotta run a supercross.
Mike
I think we just run a supercross.
Spenny
We gotta run a supercross. Get a boot, dude. Boot that supercross. It's like my dream right there.
Mike
Yeah, you made it type.
Spenny
That's my. Yeah, that's literally my dream.
Dalton
Yeah, we should do it.
Spenny
Definitely in the works. We're down the road.
Mike
Yep.
Spenny
Track walk through the whole deal.
Dalton
Yeah, we got hit up, actually, by a company. I don't know if I should say who. Well, I. It. I can say it was monster. It's like, I don't know why I couldn't say that.
Mike
I was like, yeah, what to do like a.
Dalton
Like a pre supercross show?
Spenny
Dude, we tried riding the supercross moto track. We go out there and try to ride it.
Dalton
Well, not. I don't think that's what they were necessarily alluding towards.
Mike
The opportunity could have been there.
Dalton
Shit. That might be more interesting.
Spenny
That would be so scary.
Mike
I just remember when, like, this is a long time ago, we went to the snow cross track. And most of that you can bounce off it on a snowmobile. But it was those doubles or triples that are just walls and you're like, yep, yeah, you just cook at them and then you pinpoint the landing. I don't know.
Spenny
So they wanted to do a show.
Dalton
Yeah. And they were kind of leaving it up to like, all right, what do you guys think that you could do? And we're just like, I was bummed.
CJ
We didn't do it.
Spenny
You just get Evan just out there doing wheelies in the start, golf cart, anything.
CJ
Just like, dude, donut. We could do some donuts. Like a 15 minute show.
Spenny
@ least said that.
Dalton
Right. It had to be sick. And it was like such a short notice of like, I don't know.
Spenny
How do you make something sick?
Dalton
Yeah. And I'm sure maybe could have been and maybe one day we will. But you know, I just like half acid.
CJ
They have like Meek Millin Chino doing it.
Mike
It.
Dalton
Oh, what?
CJ
Well, not the one. But like they do stuff like that. They just wheelie back and forth in the park.
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
A few times and.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
Give some.
Mike
Oh, it's like not even in. In the arena, per se.
Dalton
No, no, no. It's like a pre show. It's a monster pre show.
CJ
But I think it's like two 15 minute sessions.
Mike
Okay.
CJ
All weekend. Super chill.
Mike
Yeah, we just do some.
CJ
Bring like a shifter cart.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
CJ
A couple bikes.
Mike
It's a good idea.
CJ
And at this point now we have a LS Miata, which I think would be pretty appropriate too.
Dalton
It's true. Actually. It's pretty safe. Like, yeah, we could probably do something pretty.
CJ
And then I'd be more stoked that you'd probably get some pretty good passes to go. Like watch the race and all that other. Would be really fun. You'd be like behind the scenes of it. That'd be like, yeah, that's a little work stuff. And then get the behind the scenes.
Mike
And unlimited energy drinks.
Dalton
Oh, NLG drinks, Mike just drinks. 14 energy drinks.
Mike
I probably would.
Dalton
Well, they're free, so why not?
CJ
We can't bring Gavin to unlimited.
Dalton
They would be like, where did all of our drinks go? Maybe, like, I think that guy looking over, he's just.
Mike
Oh, what?
CJ
Speaking of that guy.
Dalton
What's going on, Big wrench?
Big Wrench
I'm just checking in.
Dalton
Checking in.
Spenny
Just checking in.
Dalton
Let's just sit down, Big Wrench, and have a check in. The people want to know, how was your first rollers experience with Dalton?
Mike
Very. Gosh. Yeah. That was hilarious, dude.
Dalton
They loved it.
Mike
Yeah.
Dalton
So I think we're gonna have you just be like, our rollers driver from here on.
Big Wrench
Yeah, that. That probably won't go very well.
Dalton
I think it'll be good. You and Evan in one truck and then Dalton filming and CJ driving.
Big Wrench
I was just gonna say, as long as Evan doesn't come with me, we're probably good.
Dalton
Really?
CJ
I made it worse for you?
Big Wrench
Well, just more hectic.
CJ
Oh, yeah.
Dalton
Yeah, it was definitely hectic.
Mike
Yeah. I had thought that, you know how we can make Dalton quit his job? Not that we would ever want to just make Gavin the all time roller driver. He would literally have an aneurysm.
Dalton
No, that'd be like.
Mike
No, I'm not doing it bad.
Big Wrench
So what were you guys talking about today then?
Mike
Soft tissue contusions and.
Dalton
Yeah.
Big Wrench
How's your hand? Spinning.
CJ
We.
Spenny
We can't get back into it. We just went over it.
Dalton
Big red.
Spenny
Hey, I'm not gonna get back.
Dalton
To sum it up, Big friends. He's fine.
Big Wrench
It's not good.
Spenny
Yeah.
Ken
He doesn't want to wear the brace because he doesn't want to put off the. The vibe that he's not hard.
Dalton
I'm trying to stay hard for the little banged up.
CJ
Just like our buddy Gavin. Always trying to stay hard.
Spenny
I'm just trying to stay hard. Bigger.
Dalton
Yep.
Big Wrench
There's way too many guys in this coach to be talking like that.
Dalton
Oh, yeah.
Mike
Hey, we gotta have him on more often. He'll freaking level it out.
Dalton
Keep it. Keep it straight here.
Mike
Yeah.
Spenny
Aren't you. Aren't you heading out to a little wine night right now?
Big Wrench
It is actually that. I was on my way.
Spenny
What goes down on my night?
Big Wrench
You just drink as much wine until you fall asleep.
Mike
Yeah. You know what I mean?
Big Wrench
Some people call it falling asleep. Some people call it passing out.
Mike
Yeah. And the best thing about your wine nights, Big Wrench, is that they're not locked into any specific day other than one. It's the end. And why.
Big Wrench
Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.
Dalton
Yeah.
CJ
That's Nice, but you're like a wine of the month club or something. Don't you get?
Big Wrench
My wife is big wrench.
Dalton
You might actually have to hop in on our next wine night. Spaghetti wine night. We actually got some big plans when spending and I were hanging out the other day. It might not be Wine Night 3.0. We might have to actually save money for a couple years to put together this wine night that we had concocted. It will be so legendary.
Mike
We'll make that 4.0. I can't go too long without doing it.
CJ
Let's just have a fundraiser.
Dalton
No, no, no, no, no. We'll do 3.0, but we're gonna have to half ass 3.0. We might even have to half ass 4.0 to save money for 5.0.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Dalton
Like, it's gonna be like all elements of earth. You're going from air to water.
Spenny
I was just thinking to wheels, to structure.
CJ
Yeah, I'm starting to not like the sounds of this.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Maybe an airplane with a white interior.
Dalton
Now we're talking, Ken. But yeah, so that. That might be a wine night.
Spenny
If we do big. If we do winite with bigger engines, we're just gonna all be. Be sleeping. It'll just be us drinking wine, and the next thing we'll just be all passed out.
CJ
If Ryan's driving, there's gonna be nobody sleeping.
Dalton
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
Big Wrench
We could do the next one to save money with one of the buses.
Mike
That'd be great.
Spenny
Budget wine night.
Dalton
Budget wine night. We could set up.
Mike
We could set up our own. You have to go buy everything.
Dalton
Did you see what we did with the buses this weekend?
Mike
No.
Dalton
We taught our blind designer how to drive.
Big Wrench
Who's your blind designer?
Mike
He's like, that's an oxymoron.
CJ
Not only have you not seen him, he hasn't seen you.
Dalton
Yeah, we have a blind designer and a deaf editor.
Big Wrench
I don't believe.
Dalton
Doesn't C Boys TV make a little bit more sense? I'm just kidding. But no, Mac actually is. But yeah, we taught him how to drive the school bus around the field.
Big Wrench
Oh, my gosh.
Dalton
Yeah.
Mike
And it was the first. First time he's ever driven for a distance.
Big Wrench
Is that what you needed? The fork extensions for spinning?
Mike
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
CJ
They pulled all the cars out.
Spenny
We put all the cars out and set them up as obstacles, and he.
Dalton
Hit all of them.
Ken
Perfect score.
Mike
It was great.
Spenny
And honestly, the bus drove back to the shop. Like, he hit 10.
Dalton
All of them.
Mike
Yeah.
Spenny
10 cars multiple times. Multiple times.
Mike
He hit Randy.
Spenny
I seen Randy laying out there in the dirt.
Dalton
So get this, though. Get this.
Spenny
Yeah, he scared me.
CJ
I'm running the skid steering. You know, sometimes people make trespass or something. I thought some. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know what it was. I thought.
Spenny
And who's Randy's buddy who's all piled up in the back of a Subaru back there? He scared the shit out of me.
Dalton
Might be Stanley.
Mike
No, what's his name?
CJ
Mike.
Mike
You should know to watch. I know, I should remember, but yeah.
Dalton
No, he scared the shit. Put Randy on top of a tire, right. And we were gonna like, just mess with Mac and be like, oh, you said Spenny, you know, and Mac, he almost runs into the pontoon. Hummer. Yeah, he almost hit the pole.
Spenny
Oh, no.
CJ
The only thing in 40 square acres.
Dalton
Yeah, he should not.
Spenny
That's what I was gonna say. Everything in the field and the Hummer's the only thing you can't hit.
Dalton
Yeah. So he almost runs into that and we're like. And he's like, oh, sorry, fellas, I didn't see that. Then he goes around the corner, hits, hits Randy off, and we go, that was. That was Spenny. And he goes, that wasn't Spenny. That was Randy. And I go, oh, you can. You can see our test dummy from Spenny 20ft away. But you can't see a. A Hummer pontoon up on a pole when you're three feet from it.
Big Wrench
The poles four footer own.
Mike
Yeah, dude. Yeah. It's a good thing you guys were telling them to be careful around there because we were all just like, let it happen and watch that Hummer fall into that and crinkle it like. Like a tin can. Yeah. Like, as long as it didn't fall on the cab. Like, it would have been gold.
Dalton
Yeah, it would have been. Ryan probably would have been upset, but.
Mike
I would have been upset.
Big Wrench
Evan, do you climb ladders decent?
CJ
Yeah, I'm, I'm fine with heights on. Under my own terms.
Big Wrench
We should bring the ladder over tomorrow. And I want you to climb up.
Dalton
There and see, I have wanted to.
CJ
Go in there and I was gonna put a. Like a rope, try to lasso a rope on the pontoon. But the problem with that theory is it's not centered. We don't have a ladder long enough to get up.
Dalton
Oh, yeah, you were.
Spenny
What were you gonna do?
Dalton
Have climb the rope?
CJ
I was gonna drink a bottle of win there, but.
Dalton
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love To see you scale this rope to get up into the hummer.
Spenny
You don't think I could quit the bottle of wine?
Dalton
I don't know if you can.
Mike
They'll throw it up to him.
Dalton
Scale a rope.
Big Wrench
That'll be one of the certain challenges. You have to shimmy scale the road.
CJ
I can certainly scale a rope up to that hummer.
Big Wrench
You might want to put it in the center so you don't want to pull on one.
CJ
Well, that, that, that was the thing. And it was harder to lasso the rope there. And then I just kind of let this idea float around.
Spenny
I don't even think you could lasso a rope rope that high up. How would you get it up like.
Ken
15Ft in the air?
CJ
Have the resident rodeo king come with.
Spenny
Can you handle a rope?
CJ
Whip a proper lasso?
Ken
No shot.
Big Wrench
I'll bring the ladder tomorrow.
Spenny
That's a big. That's a big.
Mike
Yeah.
Dalton
Let's go up there, though.
CJ
How far is it? What is. How far is the pole?
Big Wrench
It's only 16ft.
Spenny
Oh, it's like on your tire, though.
CJ
Yeah. 24 foot ladder. We're golden.
Spenny
When you're out there, it seems way higher.
CJ
So I'll climb up there on the ladder, I'll tie a rope to it, and then I'll climb up the damn rope just to prove I can climb 16ft on a rope.
Big Wrench
What don't you like about heights, though?
CJ
Being out of control.
Big Wrench
Oh, so if I'm shaking the ladder.
Mike
While you're going, this guy's whole life's out of control.
CJ
I might, I might have told this on here before, but it was a three story triplex and I had to remove the siding off of it. It was a 40 foot extension ladder. Both sections were 20ft. So it's like 38ft because there's a little overlap. And the guy's holding the ladder down at the bottom for me. And I'm on this shitty asphalt with gravel on it. So it's actually pretty sketchy. And the ladders pitched steep. And I get right up to that pitch with my little pry bar to pop off the last, like four pieces of siding I couldn't reach. There's a hornet's nest up there. So these hornets start coming out. So obviously I drop my tools and I start hollering hornets or the tornado. And I start crawling down the ladder. And I look and the guy that's supposed to be holding my ladder took off down the alley going, I'm allergic. So 30 plus feet. The air. The ladder didn't fall. I made it down safe 30ft in the air on an extension ladder.
Dalton
Yes.
CJ
Wow. Yeah. No, the ladder went 40ft. It was. Each section was 20ft. Well, so it's like 38ft because there's a little overlap.
Big Wrench
That's a sketchy ladder.
CJ
Massive ladder. You needed like four guys to move the ladder on it. So heavy. But yeah, that was my ladder story. I still never panicked. If I was in a Blackhawk helicopter, I would have panicked.
Dalton
All right, guys, well, I think that's a wrap on today's podcast. If you made it to this point in the podcast and you're not subscribed, hit subscribe and we'll see you next Tuesday.
Mike
Take it easy.
Spenny
See you next Tuesday.
Evan
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Life Wide Open with CboysTV: Episode Summary
Episode Title: Ryan Goes Karen Mode In The Emergency Room, 24/7 CboysTV Live Stream & Wine Night 3.0
Release Date: July 22, 2025
The episode opens with a recount of Ryan's recent experience in the emergency room, where he adopts a particularly assertive stance to expedite the care process. Ryan shares, “I was sitting there for two hours, and Ryan goes, if anybody asks, your pain is getting pretty bad” (56:50). This behavior, humorously labeled as a "Karen move" by the hosts, highlights the group's playful banter about handling stressful situations with humor.
Ryan elaborates on the situation, explaining how his persistence eventually led the medical staff to address the issue more promptly: “we were in there for two hours, and nobody was attending, then he speaks up, and suddenly, they start taking action” (57:22). The group discusses the importance of advocating for oneself in healthcare settings, blending humor with genuine concern for efficient medical service.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Mac, the group's blind graphic designer. Dalton introduces his unique role: “Mac, who's our designer, is blind” (20:14). The hosts delve into how Mac navigates his professional responsibilities, emphasizing his remarkable talent despite his visual impairment. Mac’s design process is described as highly adaptive, often working closely with high-tech tools that accommodate his needs.
The conversation takes a comedic turn when Dalton admits to teaching Mac how to drive a three-wheeler for the first time: “I let him ride a three-wheeler for the first vehicle that he'd ever drink” (16:03). This decision leads to an amusing yet concerning accident where Mac tips over shortly after starting. The hosts humorously discuss the mishap, with Mike exclaiming, “I've never seen anything like it” (16:30), while Dalton reflects on the unforeseen outcomes of mentoring Mac in driving.
Despite the accident, Mac demonstrates resilience by quickly recovering and even attempting to ride the vehicle again: “two days later, he was standing up, favoring his arm” (17:59). His determination is lauded by the group, showcasing the camaraderie and supportive dynamics within CboysTV.
Evan’s father emerges as a standout figure in the episode, renowned for his exceptional golfing skills. Dalton shares a memorable story from a charity golf event: “Ev's dad gets up, sticks it to like, I don't know, six feet” (35:07). This tale illustrates his father's prowess on the green, contrasting sharply with the group's own less-than-stellar performances. The hosts fondly reminisce about the fervor and competitive spirit Evan’s dad brings to every game, making these moments a source of both admiration and laughter.
The group also discusses plans to engage more in golf-related activities, motivated by the impressive skills displayed by Evan’s father. This not only serves as a bonding experience but also adds to the diverse range of topics covered in the podcast.
Continuing the story of teaching Mac to drive, the hosts recount the chaotic yet humorous events that unfolded. After Mac’s initial accident, the group contemplates inviting him back for more driving lessons. Dalton muses, “I don’t think he’s done driving, dude” (22:25), reflecting on Mac’s eagerness to master the skill despite previous setbacks.
This segment is rich with anecdotes about Mac’s driving attempts, including near misses and playful interactions with the group’s vehicles. The hosts emphasize the importance of patience and support when mentoring someone with disabilities, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining narrative.
The podcast delves into the logistics of their 24/7 CboysTV live stream, exploring the challenges and humorous incidents that come with constant broadcasting. Mike expresses a desire to optimize their security camera placements to better capture their antics: “I would love for them to be in the hot spots instead” (43:55). This leads to a lively discussion about potential improvements and the humorous idea of hiding cameras in unexpected places to catch the group’s shenanigans.
The conversation highlights the group's creativity and commitment to enhancing their live streaming experience, blending practical considerations with their signature humor.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to planning their upcoming event, Wine Night 3.0. The hosts brainstorm various themes and logistical aspects, envisioning an elaborate and entertaining gathering. Spenny enthusiastically shares, “I was thinking wheels, structure” (72:37), indicating creative ideas to make the event memorable.
The group discusses securing funding and resources, contemplating how to elevate Wine Night 3.0 to match their ambitious plans. This segment showcases their collaborative spirit and imaginative approaches to hosting engaging events for their community.
Towards the latter part of the episode, the conversation shifts to their interest in supercross and motor racing. The hosts express excitement about potentially participating in a supercross event: “We gotta run a supercross” (67:18). They discuss the technicalities and safety measures required, blending their passion for motorsports with their typical humorous exchanges.
This section underscores the group's diverse interests and their willingness to venture into new and exciting activities, reflecting the dynamic nature of their podcast content.
Throughout the episode, the hosts share personal stories and engage in playful banter, strengthening their camaraderie. From Mike’s struggle with sleep schedules to Spenny’s challenges with the winter chill, these anecdotes provide a glimpse into their individual personalities and collective dynamics.
For instance, Dalton reminisces about a three-story ladder incident, “It was a 40-foot extension ladder... I made it down safe 30ft in the air” (78:16), showcasing moments of past misadventures that add depth to their group narrative.
Ryan on ER Incident: “I was sitting there for two hours, and Ryan goes, if anybody asks, your pain is getting pretty bad” (56:50).
Dalton on Teaching Mac to Drive: “I did have him ride a three-wheeler for the first vehicle that he'd ever drink” (16:03).
Dalton on Evan’s Dad: “Ev's dad is the best golfer I've ever played” (35:17).
Spenny on Wine Nights: “It's going to be so legendary” (71:12).
In this episode of Life Wide Open with CboysTV, listeners are treated to a blend of humorous anecdotes, personal stories, and engaging discussions that encapsulate the essence of CboysTV. From Ryan’s assertive move in the ER to Mac’s adventurous foray into driving, and the planning of ambitious events like Wine Night 3.0, the hosts offer a heartfelt and entertaining glimpse into their lives. The episode underscores themes of resilience, camaraderie, and the perpetual quest for new and exciting experiences, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.