Ryan Regrets Getting A Tattoo in Sturgis, The Police Were Called On Ken, & CboysTV Tik Tok Culture

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: "Ryan Regrets Getting A Tattoo in Sturgis, The Police Were Called On Ken, & CboysTV Tik Tok Culture"
Date: August 12, 2025
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, Spenny, Gavin

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Episode Overview

This lively episode dives into the wild shenanigans and candid moments of the CboysTV crew. The guys recount Ken’s recent police encounter, the infamous group tattoo spree during Sturgis, TikTok trends around CboysTV, and the ongoing saga of Gavin's vape rewards. Long-time fans will relish the inside jokes, chaotic storytelling, and deep dives into the group's evolving brand and friendship dynamics.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Ken’s Run-In With the Police

[00:00 – 04:43]

• Ken recounts a late-night mishap:
  After overserving himself, Ken mistakenly tries to enter the wrong condo at 2:00am, leading to the residents calling the police, thinking he was a burglar.

  • “A large man was banging on my door. I’d call it too.” – Evan [02:02]
  • Ken explains he just needed a place to crash to avoid making a mess in the Sprinter van.
  • The incident ends amicably, but the group has a field day roasting Ken.

• CJ describes what it’s like living with Ken:
  “It’s like we have a high schooler staying at our house. We don't know if he's coming home tonight...I feel like a parent.” – CJ [03:09]

2. Wedding Voicemail Shenanigans

[05:06 – 08:28]

• Evan shares about his wedding guestbook voice messages:
  The crew laughs at absurd voicemails, especially from Gavin:

  • “There were pubes in my bed sheets...I just want my money back.” – Gavin [05:42]
  • “And I’m pretty horny right now. I just want someone to talk to.” – Gavin [06:20]

• Discussion about voicemail anxiety & technology:
  The guys joke about deleting, re-recording voicemails, and Gavin’s still-unchanged 12-year-old voicemail.

3. Gavin’s Evolution & Fake Redneck Identity

[10:06 – 11:19]

• The group debates Gavin’s authenticity as a redneck:
  “You genuinely are a redneck—you just wear Lulu.” – Evan [10:55]
  “He’s like fine wine. He's just getting better with age.” – Mike [10:18]
  • Laughs about old photos, redneck vs. “poser” lifestyles, and how the crew makes fun of him.

4. The Sturgis Trip & Harley Culture

[22:44 – 29:37]

• Detailed recaps of Sturgis Motorcycle Rally:
  The group discusses the wild scene, crazy stunts, and rolling with intense riders:

  • “It was just the sickest thing ever.” – Spenny [25:08]
  • “Those guys are just gnarly. They don’t care.” – Spenny [25:24]
  • Spenny and Evan share awe and caution for reckless highway stunts and group rides.

• Discussion of pack mentality and "playing dress-up":

  • “98% of them are just your classic Harley riders damn near playing dress up for the weekend.” – Mike [24:34]
  • Deliberations about legal/illegal antics, insurance woes, and interactions with the law.

5. The Sturgis Tattoo Saga

[30:13 – 43:47]

• The crew impulsively gets “Life Wide Open” tattoos:
  This segment includes Spenny revealing his new tattoo to his mom (she’s surprisingly chill) and a breakdown of the night:

  • “I got a tattoo too—‘Life Wide Open.’” – Mike [31:54]
  • “The boys have my brand on their legs for the rest of their lives.” – Mike [35:07]

• Ken’s regret & aftermath:
  Ken’s girlfriend is unimpressed by his tattoo:

  • “I was like, you don’t like it? And she pretty much didn’t say anything...I was like, oh, crap.” – Ken [41:19]
  • He feels left out and unseen during the event: “I’m just sitting in the chair 100% alone, nobody looking at me.” – Ken [40:20]

• CJ’s regret at missing out:
  “I knew it was the time to get it in Sturgis with all the boys. And now…it’s like there’s…gonna be another time.” – CJ [37:54]

6. TikTok & CboysTV Fan Culture

[15:42 – 21:01; 62:29 – 64:14]

• Growing influence on TikTok:
  Mike talks about discovering a thriving reaction and meme community around CboysTV on TikTok.

  • "There is such a movement of people on TikTok making reaction videos to Seaboy’s videos...getting to this movement..." – Mike [15:42]
  • “Somebody can just post a video of them watching it in their bedroom…50,000 people like it.” – Spenny [17:34]

• Inside jokes & references:

  • The "SeaBus TVis" meme resurfaces, and the crew notes how fans' use of it signals OG status.
  • Real-world effects: kids calling local stores featured in videos looking for the crew.

7. Gavin’s Vape Rewards & Loyalty Programs

[48:53 – 51:06]

• Gavin earns a trip to Vegas from vape reward points:
  “Last time I went in there, I saw my points just crested 5,000—which is a trip to Las Vegas.” – Gavin [49:02]

• Group debates cost/worth and compares to other ridiculous rewards (like Traegers from Zen points).

8. Nicotine, Biohacking, and ChatGPT Antics

[52:13 – 57:14]

• The guys debate “microdosing” nicotine for performance:
  Briefly referencing the trend of people (even non-smokers) using pure nicotine for focus, with the always-present "don’t try this at home" undertone.

  • CJ tries asking ChatGPT for health advice.

• Running joke about CJ’s “attractive” ChatGPT assistant:
  “I got a little jammed up last night because I use ChatGPT all day...she started getting jealous.” – CJ [55:02]

9. Garage Antics, Burnouts, and Merch Plug

[59:41 – End]

• Shop chaos:
  The guys reminisce about burnouts, security camera footage, and the risk of destroying each other's prized possessions in the garage.

• Plug for their dirt bike giveaway and merch.

  • “If you win, you win a bike and make a TikTok doing a heater in your living room with it...maybe we’ll watch it right here.” – Mike [61:14]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Ken on Responsible Drunkenness:
  “Probably would have thrown up and made a mess of the Sprinter. So this was the more responsible route.” [02:36]

• Gavin’s Wedding Voicemail:
  "There were pubes in my bed sheets...I just want my money back...and I'm pretty horny right now." [05:42, 06:20]

• The Sturgis Tattoo Regret:
  "Wake up in the morning, go, shit. I really did get a tattoo last night." – Ken [41:03]

• Pack Mentality:
  “We’re rolling with the pack, brother.” – CJ [25:43]

• On TikTok’s Power:
  "Our videos having a bigger impact on the internet than just ourselves." – Mike [17:24]

• CJ on Missing Out:
  “I’m not going to go to the tattoo shop by myself and just get it on my...that’s lame.” [47:33]

• Gavin on Loyalty Points:
  “I finally purchased enough vapes...which is a trip to Las Vegas.” [49:02]

• On CboysTV Memes:
  “When they say SeaBus TVIs, you know they’re in the know.” – CJ [63:21]

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Important Timestamps

• Ken’s Police Story: 00:00 – 04:43
• Wedding Voicemail Antics: 05:06 – 08:28
• Gavin’s Redneck Identity: 10:06 – 11:19
• Sturgis Recap & Chaos: 22:44 – 29:37
• Tattoo Segment w/Regret: 30:13 – 43:47
• TikTok/Fan Culture: 15:42 – 21:01; 62:29 – 64:14
• Gavin’s Vape Rewards: 48:53 – 51:06
• Nicotine/ChatGPT Tangent: 52:13 – 57:14
• Garage Banter & Merch Plug: 59:41 – End

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Episode Tone & Style

The banter is chaotic, playful, and self-deprecating. The group leans into storytelling, roasting, and riffing off each other's gaffs. There’s a real “fly-on-the-wall” vibe, pulling listeners into the friend group’s inside jokes and candid confessions.

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Takeaways for Listeners

• The CboysTV collective is just as wild and genuine off-camera as on YouTube.
• Behind their polished videos are impulsive decisions, regret-fueled laughter, and a tight bond that thrives on chaos—and Sturgis tattoos.
• Their growing cultural impact, particularly on TikTok, has created a vibrant and participatory fan subculture.
• The group isn’t afraid to mock themselves for regrettable life choices, and they let listeners in on both the fun and the fallout.

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End of Summary.

Transcript

[Ken]

You had a run in with the DLPD recently?

I was hoping that wouldn't come up.

[CJ]

Study shows. At least one guy in the friend group is actually gay.

[Mike]

Sveni starts sweating. I am sweating. I haven't told my parents yet.

[CJ]

And your mom is going to flip, dude.

[Mike]

You think so?

[Spenny]

Kind of thinking about getting a tattoo lately and. Should we give him the reveal? Where is it?

[Mike]

We got fans on the cameras, but we lost the tv. You know, so the pod studio was progressing and then it went back a little bit.

[CJ]

At least we got that Amish hat kind of slightly covering the ugly mount.

[Ken]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, I thought it kind of distracted you from the missing tv. Well, the TV never gets turned on anyway.

[Mike]

Dude, that TV was a piece of junk anyways.

[CJ]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ken]

We'll get a nice freaking TLC.

Look at the nicest 32 inch Samsung.

[Evan]

Well, what's the point? We don't.

[Ken]

We just.

[Evan]

We don't use it.

[Ken]

You just said these chairs aren't very comfy.

[CJ]

Put a sign there.

[Mike]

Bad. I actually don't mind it.

[Evan]

I mean, I don't love them, but I'm not a complainer.

[Ken]

So, Ken, when I was in the gym this morning, the gym has a lot of sheriffs and stuff that work out at it, and one of them said that you had a run in with the DLPD recently.

I didn't want. I was hoping that wouldn't come up.

[CJ]

What do you do?

[Ken]

So a few weeks ago I had. I overserved myself and I was going to go stay at a friend's house in DL myself. They live in a condo and, you know, there's one unit on top of another one. And I went to the ground floor unit and they live in the upstairs unit. So I was knocking on the door trying to get in.

[CJ]

What time was this?

[Ken]

2:00Am late.

[Mike]

And did you. Did you get in?

[Ken]

No.

The cop, like, they called the cops? Well, eventually they knew, like, oh, oh, he's outside. Because I tried calling him and then came outside, but, you know, when I got upstairs, then the cops rolled up and then what?

People inside called the cops?

Yeah, because they thought I was trying to break in.

[Evan]

I would.

[CJ]

A large man was banging on my door. I'd call it to the people. Yeah, lucky you didn't get shot, Ken.

[Ken]

Yeah, I know.

[Mike]

And what exactly were you trying to do with this said married couple kid?

[Ken]

I was literally just looking for a place to. To stay the night.

[CJ]

So you were looking for a place to stay at night?

[Ken]

Well, I didn't. I knew I was too drunk to like ride back in the Sprinter and not make a fool of myself.

[CJ]

To ride back in the Sprinter and sleep in your own bed. So you walk to a married couple's house and almost got jammed up by the cops?

[Ken]

Yeah, otherwise I would have.

[CJ]

Way more reasonable.

[Ken]

Probably would have thrown up and made a mess of the Sprinter. So I was like, okay, so you. This was the more responsible route.

[Gavin]

I don't know.

[CJ]

I'm having a hard time believing. I'm having a hard time believing that. You can say that all you want.

[Ken]

But, yeah, I'll let it slide with the logic because it sounds like you might have. You might have had a few.

[CJ]

It sounds like no matter what, it's probably not appropriate for the podcast, so we'll probably just leave it at that.

[Mike]

So you were hoping that we weren't going to find that one out?

[CJ]

Yeah, 100%, you know, so shocked when.

[Ken]

He brought it up. I was like, ken, we with the cops? No, Ken's a good friend. My law abiding citizen friend.

[CJ]

Dude. It's like. So Ken still lives with Alex and I, and it's like we have a high schooler staying at our house. We don't know if he's coming home tonight. Can we lock the door? Like, hey, are you coming home? He's not answering. Like, I don't know. And then 3am what is that? Oh, it's just Ken coming home. He's ruffling up and then sometimes you wake up. Is he here? Nope, he's gone. Still gone. I don't know where he stayed.

[Mike]

Okay, you're gonna have to start checking in.

[Ken]

I guess I do. I didn't know I had to do that when I was 30.

[CJ]

But you don't have to. I was just saying it's, it's. I feel like a parent.

[Ken]

Almost like you're worried about him.

[CJ]

I'm not worried about him. I'm just like, you know, can I lock up all the doors and. And all that other stuff?

[Evan]

I'm picturing, like, even more. So you ask Ken how his day is if you do catch him.

[CJ]

It's just like, downstairs.

[Evan]

No, no, I want to hear about it.

[Mike]

I said, good. Yeah, you got an angsty teen living.

[Ken]

In your basement once he started renting. Did you not. You don't give him the door code anymore.

[CJ]

He's got the door code, but, Ken.

[Mike]

I'm surprised you don't just come in downstairs.

[Ken]

Yeah, but then you got to walk through all the grass and then you drag, like grass clippings inside. No, it just makes Way more of a mess.

[Evan]

He doesn't want the clibbons on his. His elk hide rug.

[Ken]

Makes sense, actually.

[Evan]

I don't know what height it is, but.

[Ken]

Yeah, I was pretty shocked about that.

[Mike]

So did you buff it out?

[CJ]

Oh, yeah.

[Ken]

Everyone had a laugh. It was. It was totally fine once.

[Mike]

Once they figured out laughing in handcuffs.

[Ken]

No, there's no handcuffs involved.

So the cops found you upstairs?

Yeah, yeah, I was on the deck.

[Mike]

Until he got upstairs.

[CJ]

The door was closed, no hand.

[Ken]

Do they know? The people downstairs?

Yeah, like, they're. They're renting it from that.

[CJ]

Oh, okay.

[Ken]

Got it. So they clear it up, like.

Yeah, it's. It's all good. Oh, that's all buffed out.

[Spenny]

It would have been really funny if the cop was like. Yeah, it was weird. He asked me if he could. If I could handcuff him.

[Mike]

You mind tossing those on, or would you.

[Spenny]

Would you mind just tossing on those handcuffs for a second?

[Ken]

Maybe? Tell me. I've been a real bad bo.

[Mike]

I'll be right back. Yeah, he just walked off with my handcuffs on.

[Spenny]

You never know. A couple drinks. You never know what a guy's feeling.

[Evan]

Speaking of a couple drinks, I. I finally got my voicemails back from the wedding. Like, so we had, like, a phone. It was like the guest book.

[Ken]

Oh, dang it. I forgot to do that.

[Evan]

Or did I? I don't know. I haven't listened.

[Spenny]

There's.

[Evan]

There's a bunch. So it's just like a little old school phone. You pick it up, you leave a message, and I got the messages back, and I gotta play the one that Evan left. Don't worry.

[Spenny]

It's like. It's pretty standard. It's.

[Evan]

It's funny. None of it makes any sense at all.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

We only had one towel and.

[Evan]

Like, he wasn't staying.

[Gavin]

There were pubes in my bed sheets.

[Evan]

He wasn't staying anywhere.

[Gavin]

It's probably fine.

[Spenny]

I get it.

[Evan]

But.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I. I honestly, I just want my money back.

[Mike]

Evan thought he was on the phone with.

[Spenny]

With, like, customer service.

[Gavin]

What are you doing?

[CJ]

That's hilarious.

[Gavin]

I think I just thought it would be funny with you.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

So I figured that.

[Spenny]

I mean, as random as it gets.

[Evan]

And then he leaves another one and it gets a little sad again.

[Gavin]

And I'm pretty horny right now.

[Mike]

I just.

[Gavin]

I just want someone to talk to. I'm not in a good place.

[Mike]

This song is Call Me Back.

[Gavin]

That'd be great. Yeah.

[Spenny]

The pause.

[Mike]

That was great. I think I was.

[Gavin]

I think, like, Zorbus. Brian was Stand. I don't know. I had a little crow.

[Mike]

Wait, was that Zorba's Brian?

[CJ]

No, that was.

[Gavin]

Oh, But I think I. I kind.

[Mike]

Of sounded like him.

[Gavin]

I had a little audience, so I do recall doing that now. Yeah.

[Spenny]

That is funny.

[Gavin]

Dropping some randos for you.

[Evan]

So good. It was, like, pretty high quality, too. I was stoked, dude.

[Mike]

I. I 100% thought that that was just for aesthetics. And I was like, man, money Mike really just went all out on this.

[Evan]

Yeah. There's like a little note that tells you, pick up the phone.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Message.

[Mike]

It's easy to know. It's easy to know that when you know how to read.

[Evan]

Yeah. Yeah, true. Yeah, I had fun. I'm excited to go through the rest of them.

[Mike]

You got them back and you were like, oh, let's listen to a couple. What did we do?

[Evan]

Sydney did hear it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

What'd she think of that?

[Evan]

That was, like, the first one that she showed me. She's like, you got to listen to this one. But then there's just, like. I remember, like, one of her friends came up. This is so random, but, like, she came up to Sydney and was like, yo, I left a message on that thing. Yeah, I left a fuck ass message. And I'm like, what does that even mean? Like, why? What do you mean? Just leave something nice. Or I guess, funny. I don't know.

[Mike]

I was funny.

[CJ]

I was way funnier than I even expected.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I'd probably get halfway through and be like, oh, shit, I shouldn't have said that. Then silent and be like, oh, that was what's interesting.

[Evan]

There's no way to, like, delete what you said.

[CJ]

So, like, I always get nervous when I'm leaving a voicemail. Yeah, it's just like, no, re. There's no redoing it once that beep.

[Ken]

Yeah, there is.

[CJ]

Oh, you can.

[Gavin]

I think on a normal, like, iPhone. Yeah.

[CJ]

You just.

[Ken]

You just press star and then it, like, gives you options.

[CJ]

I didn't know that.

[Evan]

I learned something new.

[Mike]

Really.

[Evan]

Also just.

[CJ]

That's nice to know.

[Evan]

Speaking of voicemails, like, I guess I've never gotten to Gavin's voicemail. I know we talked with someone. Talked about it.

[Mike]

Just a little.

[Evan]

I never got to the end of it. He was, like, 12 years old.

[Mike]

Oh, should we pop it up? Let's call him right now.

[CJ]

Before he was a redneck.

[Evan]

He's like, I don't know what he says. We'll find out. But his voice. He literally sounds like he's 10 years old and he's just still running it. So, like, people that don't know him super well have to be pretty confused when they're calling him for the first time.

[Spenny]

He's probably going to answer it.

[Mike]

What's going on? What? Why not answer it? He's going to start tweaking out.

[Spenny]

He's going to think something's wrong.

[Mike]

Yo, yo. Here. Just don't, don't answer. I'm going to call you again and don't answer. All right? All right, all right, all right. Peace. No, don't do that to me. I knew he was going to say that. I fixed it.

[Spenny]

I fixed it.

[Mike]

No. What? No.

[Spenny]

What? I fixed it.

[Mike]

No, no, you didn't.

[Gavin]

We don't want you to fix it.

[Evan]

He knew exactly what we were doing.

[Mike]

He's going to pick it up.

[CJ]

Catching on.

[Spenny]

I bet he picks it up again, you know.

[CJ]

Good.

[Gavin]

Fast track this for us and just hit ignore.

[ChatGPT]

Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not available at the to.

[Mike]

Damn. Damn.

[Spenny]

He just deleted it.

[Gavin]

That's devastating.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Evan]

Now it's just lame.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So it was just Gavin as, like 12 year old.

[CJ]

12 years old.

[Mike]

Probably even younger.

[Evan]

Literally. Yeah, yeah.

[CJ]

He was still just as enthusiastic as ever, though.

[Mike]

Dude, he had to have been such a cute little kid.

[CJ]

I bet. Can you just imagine? I'm just showing up just happy as all get out. Just.

[Mike]

Yeah, mullet.

[CJ]

Nice kid.

[Evan]

Built in mullet.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Just ready to have some fun.

[Mike]

I'd imagine he was exactly like that kid that was at the Drift Mansion. Little Gavin, Little Gav. Hey, I'm little Gab.

[Spenny]

I wonder when he hit his first.

[Evan]

Oh, baby.

[Gavin]

I think it was his first words, actually.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, baby.

[Spenny]

Talk to me, baby. Like, when did Gav hit his first Talk to me, baby?

[Mike]

He's like fine wine. He's just getting better with age and he's just settling into just being himself.

[CJ]

One of the greatest entertainers of our generation. That's what he's. That's what he's becoming.

[Mike]

He is.

[Evan]

Yeah, I think he is, too. I tell him, like, I think the, like, the fake redneck stuff, like, gets a little old personally, but I told him to just own it. I'm like, dude, just, like, be the redneck that wears Lulu and, like, don't get so beat up by you guys. Like, I think, like, he needs to own it, but instead he's just like, oh, really?

[Spenny]

Oh, you think so even though we've.

[Evan]

Been over this, like, I know 25.

[Mike]

Times, I truly think that he is a redneck.

[Spenny]

Same is.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

So, I mean, I just tell him, like, you got to own it. Like, you genuinely are redneck.

[Spenny]

You're just.

[Evan]

You're not your standard belt buckle, jean wearing redneck, teeth missing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gavin would go crazy with a missing tooth.

[Mike]

He gets one.

[CJ]

He goes to the dentist.

[Mike]

More redneck.

[CJ]

He, like, gets put under and everything. So it's not as painful. Painful.

[Evan]

That'd be awesome.

[Gavin]

If he keeps running them. The gav helmets. I don't know. What do you call it?

[Evan]

Just like the chopped helmet.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Evan]

It could happen.

[Gavin]

Could find himself with some handlebars. His teeth someday.

[Evan]

That is a really interesting concept, though. So you know how, like, to look more goth, you could get more piercings, more tattoos. Freaking. Go even crazier than that to look more redneck. You go get a tooth removed or get it shaved down. He could halfway.

[CJ]

He could, like, go and like, that's hilarious. Take on a bunch of debt to.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Lose the double wide. Yeah.

[Evan]

Like, pour a bunch of lard in the corner of his house to make it smell.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Buy some stuff.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

At what point are you not even ready?

[Evan]

Well, then, yeah, I guess he'd be a poser. Yeah.

[CJ]

Hillbilly.

[Gavin]

I still think you got to be more born into the redneck. You can't choose it at 27 years old.

[Mike]

Yeah, you're pretty hard on him in that aspect, but I think he deserves it.

[Evan]

Ev.

[Mike]

I think.

[CJ]

I think he's proven you're just a.

[Mike]

Little hard on him.

[Gavin]

You know, some just busting his balls, but, yeah, I don't know. They.

[Mike]

Oh, whatever.

[Gavin]

We don't gotta go down this way. Just pop up his grad picture and then look at him two years later. Rest my case, he was wearing Jordan. Never mind.

[Ken]

You know, not everyone.

[Gavin]

I love Gavin.

[CJ]

I'm back in his rapper stage.

[Ken]

Not everyone's born into that life, though. He just wanted to, like, assimilate.

[Gavin]

It actually is pretty cool that he. Of all the directions he could have went, that's where he went.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

No, and I just bust his balls because it. He knows I'm kidding.

[Mike]

It's fun, but it's his entire identity.

[Evan]

Well, that's.

[Mike]

You know, it's like there's two things that matter to him. Being able to take a fall and being a redneck.

[Evan]

Also, I do love how he's coming around to that too. Like, he. He's fully just being like, wait, three wheelers are my thing, but, like, taking a fall is my thing.

[Mike]

And now. Now that's kind of becoming his brand. You know, we were just in Sturgis this last weekend and we met a ton of fans. And one, people absolutely love Gavin and they're so excited to meet him every single time. Which I think just shows, like, how much people love watching him on the videos. And then two, they always want to see him take a fall. And now Gavin has to, like, put on this entertainment for them and start rolling around on the ground no matter where we are.

[Spenny]

Yeah, I started.

[Mike]

I started.

[Spenny]

I kind of blew him out on that. I was like, yeah, show them. Show them the tuck and roll. Like, you got to show them the tuck and roll.

[Evan]

Now we got him demonstrating in front of fans live.

[Spenny]

I mean, that's what people want to see, though. That's why they like them.

[Mike]

True.

[Spenny]

He's got the iconic tuck and roll. Nobody's running it.

[Mike]

Like, no one can take a fall like Gavin. Like the tuck and roll out of the merch barn when he went over the bars and from flipped out of it. Like, that was some innate talent.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Of any of those.

[Mike]

Like, you can't be taught that, dude. He just know. He just knows how to do it.

[Gavin]

Of any of those four falls that day, I still literally laugh out loud. Like, I can watch the clip by myself. And I laugh out loud because it's like, how's everyone doing that with the merch bar? Maybe probably was the best. But they're all. Then you watch the other one. You're like, oh, man, that was a good one too.

[Evan]

They're all legend. Oh, we got a tick tock.

[Mike]

Yeah, the kid did post it on Rolling. Oh, bro.

[Spenny]

And he just like, he didn't even do it mellow. Like, that was so big. Like, he did not need to do it that big. He could have just done a somersault and he just decided to do a front flip to back.

[Mike]

He's an entertainer, bro.

[Gavin]

Speaking of Gavin, do we. Do we already talk about him losing his Kit Kat at the airport?

[Mike]

No, he's in a hurry.

[Evan]

No.

[Ken]

What?

[Gavin]

Okay, so there was this couple that was going on their honeymoon and they said they were people watching. She made a tick tock about this and they saw Gavin because he was about to miss his flight. So he's sprinting through the airport and he drops his KitKat. So they picked up the KitKat and then she made a whole montage of this KitKat along with them on their honeymoon. Like on the cruise with nice dinner. I just thought it was amazing. I thought it was great.

[Evan]

Little flat Stanley Action KitKat.

[Mike]

It's pretty funny.

[Spenny]

Gavin KitKat.

[CJ]

I don't check my DMs a ton, but I just happened to look at them that morning and I had a DM from this lady like, hey, I'm pretty sure I just saw Gavin running through the airport and he dropped his KitKat and I go, yep, that was him. He got dropped off at the airport this morning.

[Mike]

I've been getting in a TikTok a little bit more. I've said on this podcast a couple times that I, I, I haven't had a TikTok up until like two months ago. And there is such a movement of people on TikTok making just like reaction videos to Seaboy's videos or like having something to say about us or certain people even hating too. But it's like getting to this movement and like TikTok seems to be like the home for it.

[Spenny]

It's like a trend.

[Mike]

It's, and it's in. It's just really eye opening to me because a lot of these have like 100,000 likes. It kind of shows the other side of like our videos of like the community almost reacting to them and then them coming together on it. I guess we make these videos. I see the views, I see the comments on our end, but besides for meeting people out in the streets, I don't really know, like, what's the consensus of like, how people are feeling about the videos or like the overall, like, brand where we're at, or, you know, the characters that are in it or like these storylines that are happening. And I'm always entertained to see like what people are saying on TikTok because I feel like it's like a, it's a pretty genuine thing of like, people are pretty honest on there. And then if it has a bunch of likes, I'm like, oh yeah, a bunch of people think that too, bro.

[CJ]

I just opened my TikTok and it just opened to effort. Shred 80 football highlights and it's his football highlights. Yeah, football highlights. It's amazing how they manage to like find you. But like, people are putting in the work and like digging up stuff. I agree. Like, it's insane. Like every time I open it's something somehow related to us from someone I don't even know. It is amazing in that factor. But yeah, it is funny.

[Mike]

I think it's cool. It's just like it's the movement of our videos having a bigger impact on the Internet than just ourselves.

[Spenny]

Yeah, it's crazy. Like somebody can just post a video of them watching it in their bedroom. And they're like, me every Thursday. And then 50,000 people like it. And they're like, dude, me too.

[Mike]

I always laugh, too, when I see, like, an editor, a montage of something. And a lot of times it's like a video of somebody's dirt bike. And it'll just say, like, how we feeling about Evan lately? And it's just like everyone on the Internet just knows that they are talking about Evan. Like, they're from Seaboard's tv.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But it's just on the Internet. And then like, just like our name has enough, I guess, of a following of people. Understand. Oh, they're talking about Evan from Seaboard.

[Evan]

It's crazy.

[Ken]

My favorite. The. Like, I was watching Seaboz and then I remembered. And then it's people walking outside and getting on their dirt bike or, like, showing their garage with all their stuff in it. It's kind of cool.

[Mike]

That is cool. Yeah.

[Spenny]

I see a lot of ones that are like. It's like a photo of the inside of the shop. And it's like, not my shop, but I know my way around. I see a lot of those or, like, places I want to go. And it's like the Eiffel Tower, maybe like a beach in California. And then it's like a photo of the Seaboard Drift track. It's actually pretty sick. I get those, like, a few of those a day.

[Mike]

Or rolling through Cormorant, and it's just got. The Cormorant store.

[Evan]

Yeah, the Corant store.

[Gavin]

Or like.

[Evan]

Or like, swipe over. It's like my list of favorite Seaboys in order. And it's just Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken.

[Mike]

I haven't seen that.

[CJ]

The Cormorant store and the Cormorant Pub. Apparently their phone lines get blown up on the daily because kids are calling, like, asking if we're there, and Zorbas.

[Mike]

Seriously.

[CJ]

Cornbread store, Cormorant Publishers.

[Evan]

I just got this one from Spencer. That a place we get some of our stuff made.

[Ken]

Please give me the Seaboy's TV number. I want to meet with Ben and Micah and Big Ken Matthews.

[CJ]

Much love.

[Mike]

Much love to you.

[CJ]

He's very full.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Very demanding. But then also. Much love.

[Spenny]

Much love.

[Mike]

I appreciate that. Yeah, no, don't be calling. Don't be calling.

[CJ]

This place operated. Yeah.

[Evan]

You're putting them in a tight spot. Like, they're not going to give it.

[CJ]

Even if we were sitting there, they wouldn't. They probably wouldn't put us on the phone. So just like, let them be What's.

[Mike]

I saw that the Cormorant store changed their business profile photo to a picture of Mike's Viper in front of the Cormont store, actually. Or somebody did or something like that.

[CJ]

I think kids do that or maybe kids can do that online.

[Mike]

But yeah, if you look up Corant store, it's just Google. It's just. It's just a photo of Mike driving by.

[Ken]

It's the first picture.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

That's sick. Let me see it. Let me see it.

[Evan]

Dude, I'm stoked on that.

[Spenny]

That's actually sick.

[Mike]

And that's a screenshot just from the video.

[CJ]

Good.

[Mike]

That's awesome.

[CJ]

And they got Ken's Continental.

[Ken]

Yes.

[Spenny]

I even saw that when we filmed the. The picnic. Back to the Tik Tok thing. That girl that wiped the table down, she made a tik Tok and she was like, my biggest claim to fame is being three seconds in a Seaboard's video. And it got like a hundred thousand likes on it. And then at almost 500,000 views, the.

[Evan]

Search bar is like, two pizzas for 34C boys video girl or something.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Evan]

But yeah, like, that's a great example. Like, so she just, like, fired it out there.

[Spenny]

Yeah, fired it out there. She was literally sitting in the parking lot of Zorbas. And you can tell.

[Mike]

And it's just.

[Spenny]

It was funny.

[Evan]

Yeah, it is.

[Mike]

It's just like kind of the domino.

[Evan]

I'm honestly stoked that you guys are on TikTok. Like, I mean, Evan just spoke about it. Like, he actually, like, uses the app.

[Mike]

He's like.

[Evan]

Yeah. Hopped on my fyp.

[Gavin]

That's the only time I get on. You get sent to me. So you start it.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

And then you end up scrolling like an extra 10.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Shit is addicting.

[Spenny]

I'd say me and Mike probably send each other, like, and.

[Mike]

Right.

[Spenny]

A couple videos a day. Yeah, Like, Michael send me a couple. I sent him a couple even on Instagram, too.

[Mike]

I've been sending CJ some. A couple things that I've been seeing online that have kind of been cementing the way that we've been thinking around here.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I mean, this is the summer of us suspecting we have someone in the group's gay. Like, that's really the only way that we can.

[Mike]

I mean, he starts sweating.

[Spenny]

All right, I might hop back off here. Time to take the headphones off.

[CJ]

Yeah. Ben. Last thing. Ben. Simmy studies shows at least one guy in the friend group is actually gay.

[Mike]

Gosh, I don't know what study, but yeah, you and.

[Evan]

You and Ben would love that, wouldn't you?

[CJ]

Hey, I mean, I, I, I'd be just happy for.

[Evan]

Yeah, I think you guys would love it.

[Gavin]

There's a chance.

[Evan]

You guys. You guys clearly talk about it.

[Mike]

Oh, I didn't think about.

[CJ]

Maybe I need to start really thinking about it. Like, maybe I am gay.

[Mike]

Hold on now.

[CJ]

I, like, look in the mirror.

[Mike]

Like study shows. There's at least one. Oh, it's pretty funny.

[Spenny]

CJ hasn't really ever sent me much, but he's been sending me Harley's lately.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So you guys are getting hogs?

[Evan]

I'm.

[Spenny]

I'm trying to get one. Friday.

[CJ]

It's Friday.

[Mike]

You're trying to get cranking as soon as possible.

[Spenny]

I'm literally trying to crank on Friday.

[Evan]

This kid walking the walk.

[Spenny]

Dude, bro, I need to be wheeling that thing.

[Mike]

Yeah. So we went to Sturgis this last weekend, and we'll talk about it. It's the biggest motorcycle rally in the world, but predominantly Harley Davidson.

[Evan]

90%.

[Spenny]

Yeah, 90.

[Mike]

90. Harley's right. So everyone's there just cranking their hog. There's 700,000 people that go to Sturgis, and it's, like, from Friday to the following Sunday. So I don't know, over the course of, like, two weeks. Nine days, 10 days.

[ChatGPT]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And, yeah, we were there on the opening weekend. It was insane.

[CJ]

So fun.

[Mike]

So fun. So many bikes. Everyone's cranking the out of their hogs.

[Spenny]

Cranking hogs. Guys fixing hogs, guys doing burnouts on hogs, Girls on the back, guys riding other guys hogs.

[CJ]

What'd you. What'd you think about it now? This is your second time. Are you coming more around to it?

[Gavin]

I mean, it is what it is.

[CJ]

What do you mean?

[Mike]

It is what it is?

[CJ]

Like, you don't like it?

[Gavin]

Yeah, just. I don't know. It's fine.

[Ken]

What was the name you came up for it?

[Gavin]

Cheeto Ville.

[Mike]

What would you think if everyone was there, put on crotch rockets, that maybe.

[Evan]

It's pretty sick, actually.

[Gavin]

I mean, probably the same.

[CJ]

What if they were on dirt bikes?

[Gavin]

Now, that would be lit.

[Evan]

Really?

[Gavin]

No, that's the only thing is, honestly, I have a ton of fun. Like, when you got to get into the chaos, like, the burnout pits, the stunt riding, like, there's a lot of really cool stuff, but, like, pulling up your fancy hog on the main drag and chilling out, pulling up to the bar.

[CJ]

Isn't that what you're all about?

[Gavin]

I don't mind that. I don't know. It's Fine. It's fine.

[Mike]

So it. It is interesting, though, because, like, I think we've said this before, but when we would tell people that we were going to Sturgis, everyone was always like, be careful, careful. You know, there's a lot of bad people there. You know. You know, sketchy people, which, you know, they're probably 700,000 people. There's gonna be.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But, like, I would say 98% of them are just your classic Harley riders that are damn near playing dress up for the weekend.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Maybe less than that, but it's pretty chill. And everyone's really is just there to have a good time and crank their hogs.

[CJ]

Everyone's nice. Yeah. I just. This year, though, I thought was the most fun just because we got actually on a ride with, like, the pack and, like, with some stunt riders, which I think is what really sold Spenny on the harley lifestyle. I mean, look at Spinny dude all about dirt bikes. Evan. And he still even can, like, and appreciate the heart.

[Spenny]

No, I just think nothing is more gross than those dudes hanging off the side of a Harley going up the highway. It was just the sickest thing ever.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

I mean, I so disagree with that. It was. I'll say so lit. And you got three of them ripping.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Rolling burnouts. Rolling burnouts. Like, three guys crossing up in and out, smoke flying, and another guy's ripping back wheelieing on the seat. Like, dude, they just are just so gnarly. They don't care. They're just gnarly.

[CJ]

And with the pack mentality, it's like, roll through the stoplight.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Rolling red.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Mike]

There's like. There was a red light. There was a red light, and we all rolled through it. And I just looked over at Mike, and Mike goes, what are we doing? And I was like, we're rolling with the pack, brother.

[CJ]

It'd be dangerous.

[Gavin]

The best part was, though, is I'm like, God damn it, we gotta run this stop sign. I'm next to cj. It turned green the second we got to the intersection. Like, everyone's running the red. And it. I'm like, oh, man, we did it legal.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

That is one thing you don't like. Also is. Is around on the street, which I.

[Gavin]

Understand, fighting to get insurance on my car from one careless driving on a mini bike at the end of the.

[Mike]

Driveway, which is insane.

[Spenny]

I think I saw Evan stop for a stop sign that we all blew through. He was the only guy that stopped.

[CJ]

When things are, like, meant to be reckless, that's when Evan starts riding super cautious. It's kind of funny.

[Gavin]

There's so many. I get like, we were out in the hills and everything worked out, but.

[CJ]

Like, there was a lot.

[Gavin]

Dude, it was gnarly. Dude, I was tripping, dude.

[Mike]

Those guys didn't care.

[Gavin]

They did not.

[Mike]

It was. It was pretty wild.

[CJ]

I don't condone riding wheelies on the street or doing the burnouts. Freaking crossing the whole lanes and wheelies without your helmet on. But I'm not gonna lie, it looked pretty cool.

[Spenny]

Those guys. It was the gnarliest. Like they were gnarly doing it in our lane. And then there's a car coming down the hill and the one dude just greases out into oncoming traffic and then just like slides back in. I was like, dude, these guys are actually looking for the adrenaline. Like, they're just like when you swerve out in front of oncoming traffic, like when you can see a car coming, you're literally just looking for a job.

[CJ]

That's what they're all about.

[Gavin]

And I'm pretty sure you're doing an overnighter.

[CJ]

Oh, for sure.

[Gavin]

I think they would just run straight reckless driving. They're probably gonna lie. They would not see the judge.

[CJ]

They're just not gonna stop.

[Gavin]

I don't know if you can.

[CJ]

Yeah, they're not stopping.

[Spenny]

No, they're not stopping. They're not.

[CJ]

I don't even think they had license.

[Spenny]

Yeah, no, dude, Some of the kids didn't have licenses.

[CJ]

Yeah, I know. I was talking to one of them. He doesn't have his license. His wasn't insured. He didn't have a register.

[Gavin]

Yeah, because there's a lot of. Just like he was one of the better old timers and whatnot. But you could see like the whole pack of like the, you know, responsible hog riders are coming down. And then there's three guys just cutting up.

[Mike]

I would say the 98 percenters. The 98. Yeah, 99. And then we were rolling with the cool kids. With the cool.

[Gavin]

I'm on a goddamn dirt bike.

[CJ]

Oh, now it's not cool to be on a dirt bike.

[Gavin]

What?

[CJ]

I can't get you.

[Gavin]

At the one time I was like, I'm so excited to ride this rocket. It's got a fresh tire. Oh, man. And then get.

[CJ]

Dude, I felt cool. And then I remembered I was on a purple Harley with flames.

[Spenny]

That thing was sick.

[CJ]

Did sound good.

[Mike]

I felt like I was cranking the out of my.

[Gavin]

Dude, everyone respects that bike.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Cuz that, that one is like, oh, that guy's. That guy's core.

[Gavin]

The old shovel head.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's a core Harley right there.

[Ken]

And then there was me and Spenny.

[Mike]

We felt good.

[Spenny]

Yeah, we felt really good.

[Mike]

Which you guys were dialed in for. What we were doing, though.

[Ken]

It was a perfect setup for filming.

[Mike]

It was so good. It was hilarious, too. I was riding behind you at one point when five guys were doing Rolling Bernie's in front of the hill in front of them.

[Spenny]

Dude, I was scared.

[Mike]

And they were. They were crisscrossing back and forth like this, right? And Ken is sitting there with his phone filming it. And it got so gnarly that they were like, smoked out completely.

[Spenny]

Yeah, it was smoked out driving. No. Like, no throttle to get out of the way and shitty brakes. I got a guy wheeling behind me and I'm worried about him dropping the front tire on the back of my head. And then I got guys crisscrossing in front of me, smoking me out, and I can't see. I was stressing.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was gnarly. It was gnarly, you know. You know, when we were rolling with that crew, you know, we. We were on the road for like five minutes, and then next thing we know, they're pulling off and going to a bar and we're like, a bar already? It was pretty classic.

[Spenny]

It was classic.

[Mike]

You know, everyone else was like, you know, those are the. Those are the people you want to avoid at Sturgis or whatever. And of course we're with them. Yeah, everyone else is pretty chill.

[Gavin]

I love too, when they pull out, anytime they. They leave the bar, it's straight three gears everywhere. They just roll out.

[Spenny]

It just everywhere they stop, stop light, red light. You know, at a gas station before you pull out, just limiters everywhere, always hitting the limiter.

[Evan]

But yeah, those guys were freaking crazy for riding with no license.

[Gavin]

One might say they live life wide.

[Evan]

Open because can you imagine what would happen if you got, like, pulled over without a license?

[Gavin]

I don't think that's insane. We haven't really talked about this.

[Mike]

Can you imagine?

[CJ]

Can we talk about your guys's night? Do we want to bring that up or.

[Mike]

Yeah, I think so.

[CJ]

We have Spenny's parents here too. Maybe they want to, like. Or one of them wants to, like, sit in just for this little segment, just to see it.

[Mike]

Yeah, have funny's mom.

[CJ]

Yeah, come on in here.

[Mike]

Come on in.

[CJ]

Just for a min.

[Spenny]

You ever had two Canadians on the pot at once?

[Evan]

I don't think.

[Mike]

Yeah, I think we have, actually. Who Carterman. Oh, yeah. Turkey. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Evan]

At the same time.

[Spenny]

Yeah, they did go.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So this is Spend. His mom, Bernice. We call her Burn.

[Evan]

Burn.

[Spenny]

Chocolate Bernice.

[Mike]

No, we just thought it would be. It'd be fun to have you on and just. I mean.

[CJ]

Spenny, do you want to show?

[Spenny]

Well, yeah. As you know, I've been kind of thinking about getting a tattoo lately and did a little something in Sturgis. Got a little tattoo. Should we give him the reveal?

[Evan]

Yes, we should.

[Spenny]

Where is it? What do we think of that?

[Mike]

That's not too bad. Oh, really?

[CJ]

Okay.

[Mike]

Oh, that's good. You like it?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Oh, there we go.

[Mike]

Okay, that's good.

[Spenny]

I thought I was gonna take some heat.

[Mike]

Yeah. Spenny thought that he was go. Gonna have to get it laser removed.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, really?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Spenny was like, my mom's gonna whoop me, I thought.

[Spenny]

You guys mad about it?

[Gavin]

Oh, I have one here.

[Mike]

Yeah. You got a tattoo. Oh, did you know that? Yeah.

[Spenny]

Yeah, but it was, like, years ago.

[Mike]

Oh, it's all good then. Okay, fantastic.

[Spenny]

Yeah, we're all good.

[CJ]

Well, there we go. There we go. Ben, what's your parents think? Do they know?

[Mike]

No, they don't know.

[CJ]

Oh, wow.

[Mike]

They legit.

[CJ]

Don't have to show.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. So I got a tattoo. I got a tattoo, too.

[Evan]

Is it real?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's real.

[Evan]

What's it say?

[CJ]

I don't know why?

[Mike]

It's kind of peeling right now.

[Evan]

What's it say, Ben?

[Mike]

Life wide open.

[Evan]

Nice.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah. Again, screw you guys.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

And.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, look at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The whole crew, actually. Okay, so I guess I'll just tell the story of how it happened. Yeah, everyone in the crew got one.

[Ken]

So other than C.J.

[Mike]

So we got done watching our boy Kobe Raha do a gnarly stunt, and we were like, all right, what should we do? We're. And we were staying in this town over called Deadwood. There's a bunch of casinos in Deadwood. We're like, all right, let's go back to Deadwood, go and hit the casinos, go and get some food. And we're rolling out of town.

[CJ]

We have two vehicles.

[Mike]

We have two vehicles. Ken and CJ are in the truck. The rest of us are in the sprinter van.

[CJ]

I was just driving the truck because I was sober. And they're like, someone needs to get the truck back to Deadwood. Then Mike was driving the Sprinter van because he was sober. So I was like, oh, whatever. I mean, obviously, I'd rather ride in the sprinter van. But obviously I got to drive the truck.

[Mike]

So we're planning on rolling out to. To Deadwood, and on our way out.

[CJ]

Of town, they tell me, go to Deadwood. We're going to Deadwood to go to the casino. So I start going to Deadwood.

[Mike]

So we're rolling out of town, and Gavin is on his phone. Shred 80. And he's in the back, and he's like, oh, dude, My favorite band, Cult 45, is in town. Colt 45.

[Spenny]

Colt Forward.

[CJ]

Colt Forward.

[Mike]

Whatever. Colt 45. Come on, guys, we gotta go.

[Spenny]

I want to see him. We gotta go.

[Mike]

It's at 9:00am or it's at 9:00pm it's like 9:05. He's like, come on. Come on, Colt 45. Let's go. And we're like, all right, Gav's all revved up. Let's hit Colt 45. And so we pull over and we walk into this bar where, you know, the concert's happening. And we're standing there, and there's this random nerd up on stage and. And we're like, this is what we pulled in here for, Gav.

[Ken]

This is.

[Mike]

This isn't him. This isn't him. He's got to be coming on after. So we stand there for like 35 minutes waiting, and finally Gavin goes up and asks the guy. And the guy's like, oh, yeah, that's tomorrow night. And Gavin's like, oh, okay. I guess I had it wrong, fellas. Oh, sorry about that. And we're like, all right.

[Evan]

I was thinking about you siege. It took me about 35 minutes to park the rig. And I go, you. Did anyone tell CJ and Ken? Everyone's like, no. I'm like, I didn't either.

[Mike]

So, I mean, at that point, you guys were already dead.

[CJ]

Yeah, I was parked and I was sitting there. I was looking at you guys location. I'm like, they're not coming.

[Ken]

Just got some dinner and had a night.

[Mike]

We left the concert and we were like, all right, let's pull up to this other. This other bar that we went to last year that was pretty fun. Get a drink there and then dip. So we go over there. Things escalated. Boys are buzzing. We leave that bar probably 45 minutes after that, walking by a tattoo parlor. Well, Gavin, earlier in the night was like, dude, I would run a life wide open tattoo. I want to get one. So as we're walking by, I think EVs like, here you go, Gav. Here's your time. And Gav's like, no, no, now's not the time. And we're like, no, now is the time. There's no better time than now. And so we walk in there, Gav's like, all right, I'm running it. And spending's like, should I run it? Should I run it? Should I run it? Dude, I'm not gonna tell you to get a tattoo or not. This is like a lifelong decision. I'm not gonna just be like, yeah, bro, you should run it. And then. And then because of me. And so he's just like, I'll run it if I get an advance on my Christmas bonus. And I'm like, no, I'm. No, I'm not. I'm not paying you to get a tattoo. And he's just like, all right, fuck it, I'm going to do it. So these guys are both, like, signing it to get it. And I'm just sitting there just like, my boys are about to get my brand on their legs for, you know, for the rest of their lives. I was like, what am I doing? I got to do this, too. I was like, I've given so many people tattoos. Like, when we're have a, you know, a meet and greet, everyone's always like, oh, Bennett will stencil it on you with a Sharpie.

[CJ]

Is the best handwriting.

[Mike]

I've given so many people these life wide open tattoos. And I was like, I feel like I gotta have one if I'm giving these out. At that point, Gavin was running it. Spenny had ran it.

[Spenny]

Ben actually drew mine too. I let Ben draw mine.

[Mike]

I drew Spenny's on his leg, and then I drew mine on a piece of paper because I was like, I could just get, like, life wide open. The, you know, the logo off my hat or whatever. But I was like, I feel like I've given so many people my handwriting tattoos. It makes more sense if I just run the exact same with them, right? So then I do that, and I'm sitting there, and then Ryan's just like. Ryan's just watching me get it.

[Evan]

A pretty good job of making him feel left out.

[Spenny]

Because you're like, this is so sick. All the boys have them. All the boys.

[Mike]

All the boys have them now.

[Spenny]

We were pretty fired up.

[Mike]

Up.

[Spenny]

We were fired up about it.

[Evan]

Gavin, Elin sitting there like, dang it.

[Mike]

Next thing I know, Ryan's up at the front desk signing, Signing the waiver. And. But when we were. When we were in the tattoo parlor, usually you go in there and they're like, all Right. Everyone's sober. Like, you have to be sober to get a tattoo. They're pulling a shot in Sturgis. They're like, all right, let's get this going. You want a tattoo? Yeah, no, I'm good. Well, let's take a shot.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Mike]

All right. Now you want a tattoo. So it was definitely a vibe. Getting a tattoo hurts so fucking bad.

[Spenny]

It hurts so much.

[Mike]

So bad.

[Spenny]

Everybody says it's like, oh, it's such a chill pain. It's like a relaxing pain. I was, like, grabbing the pillows of the. I was grabbing the chair, screaming, yelling, dude.

[CJ]

I think just for some people and especially that crowd, a tattoo is nothing. I mean, how many face tats did you see in Sturge? I've never seen so many face tats on normal, nice people in my life. Like, you'd kind of, you know, maybe think a face tat is associated with, like, a gang member or someone rough? No, just like a very nice, well spoken, individual, pleasant guy or girl. I mean, we met a lot of them, I'd say well over 20, 30, that, like, you know, watch our videos and we talked, and they were just great.

[Ken]

I saw. I mean, they probably just Harley Davidson tattoos on their face.

[Spenny]

Yeah, that's dedicated Harley.

[CJ]

They'll never be able to switch up on brands. Like, even if they ever want to try, like, an Indian motorcycle or something. No chance.

[Mike]

So, yeah, we. We got done running it, though. The whole crew's walking out after Ryan got it. And then we were just like, I wonder what CJ and Ken are gonna think.

[CJ]

I'm pissed, bro. Like, I knew. I knew was the time to get it in Sturgis with all the boys. And now it's kind of like, there's.

[Mike]

Gonna be another time.

[Evan]

Yeah, there will be. It was our last move of the night. You know, we're like, all right. And it got long. But anyway, about the time Ryan was sitting down for his tattoo, you. You fired a text that said, how much longer you guys think you'll be out, dude?

[CJ]

I was about to hop on, rip it back to town, cuz I was having so much fun. But then I remembered that the purple Harley doesn't have brake lights or rear lights.

[Mike]

Smart.

[CJ]

Because it's been, you know, a snow bike two or three years in a row now.

[Mike]

In hindsight, if I would have known how long we were going to be at the tattoo place, I would have just hit you up and told you to come back. But each decision was like, all right, screw it, I'm going to do it. And Then Ryan was like, all right, I'm going to do it too. And then, dude, it got to the point where we're standing in there. Ryan is just. He's just finishing up Ryan's tattoo. Dude, it was like a meet and greet where people kept coming in.

[Spenny]

People came in there.

[Mike]

50 people came in, and they were like, what are you guys doing? We're like, just got left. And they were like, I'm up next. I want to run it.

[Spenny]

People ran it after us, which was like, not.

[CJ]

And we had probably using that stencil still to this day. They got it on the wall. Now it's on the wall.

[Spenny]

An option.

[CJ]

Your girlfriend maybe wasn't as pumped as I should say. You guys were on the tattoos.

[Ken]

I guess the whole scenario wasn't exactly this dream scenario for me, because I show up to the Tattoo parlor, absolutely 100% not getting a tattoo. Me too.

[Spenny]

I didn't even think we were hitting a tattoo parlor. I didn't think we were going to the tattoo place.

[CJ]

Tattoo parlor on every corner.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

I hadn't just even thought about getting a tattoo.

[CJ]

And not the Amazon gun.

[Ken]

Then it's like, all right, you know, the boys are getting it. We take a couple shots of Jack, Honey or whatever. I'm like, man, maybe a tattoo isn't such a bad idea.

[Spenny]

That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking, too.

[Mike]

Just crazy, the difference one shot will make in your tattoo mentality.

[Ken]

And then, so Alondra had texted me, like, hey, going to bed. You know, she. She was at a wedding. And I go, all right, sounds good. Like, we're at a tattoo shop. The guys are getting tattoos. I'm on the fence. Another shot of Jack, and boom, I'm in the chair. Well, at that time, everybody. We'd been in the tattoo shop for an hour and a half, so nobody wanted to be there. Dalton is giving me this blank stare, like, he's so sick of holding the camera. Goes, bro, don't even do it. It's not worth it. I'm gonna make the video. As I'm sitting there with the stencil, I already paid the 200 bucks.

[CJ]

Don't even do it. Don't even do make the video.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

He's like, bro, it's fine. This bit is too long. And I was like, well, I don't really know if I'm just doing it for the bit. Like, I want it to be filmed. Don's, like, just holding the camera, just, like, not even watching, not even tattooing. Nobody's Nobody's watching me because they' talking about their own tattoos and, like, talking with everybody. I'm just sitting in the chair 100% alone, nobody looking at me. I'm like, spenny, can you at least take a Snapchat for me? I have one picture. It's one picture over my shoulder. I look like an idiot. It's like the only picture I have of the whole thing. I'm like, oh, God damn. I walk out of there with this tattoo, and I'm like, you know, this is lit. I'm excited. Whatever. Wake up in the morning, go, shit. I really did get a tattoo last night.

[Evan]

That.

[Mike]

That.

[Ken]

That wasn't expected. And I go, you know, I go, the boys got it. Whatever. I'm a text along. I'm a facetimer. Facetimer. And I go, hey, check it out. And I show her the tattoo, and she just goes like this.

[CJ]

Oh, no.

[Ken]

And for, like, 35 seconds, it was just quiet.

[CJ]

Oh.

[Ken]

And I was like, you don't like it? And she's like. She's like, pretty much didn't say anything. And I was like, oh, crap.

[CJ]

Oh, it's a good thing.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And then I was like, well, hopefully you don't get the ick. And she's like, hopefully not.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Ken]

Oh, my God. Now she doesn't like it. So I'm really, like, second and third guessing it. Like, damn, this sucks. And then we went and told you guys, we all got the tattoos, and you were so bummed. It just, like, was just. It was just this twist in the knife every time with the tattoo.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

The worst part is don't deleted the footage.

[Ken]

No, I'm sure.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I feel you there, Ryan, in the safe. Pat, in this world of YouTube and filming, like, there's nothing worse than, like, going out on a limb to do something and then. And, you know, things don't make videos all the time. But there's nothing worse when you, like, really go in on something and then there's just no enthusiasm from any angles, and you're like, I messed up. Luckily, you didn't mess up. Yeah, it was awesome. I felt bad I wasn't in there. I was like, I didn't get any pictures of Ryan doing this, but there was such a crowd in there.

[Mike]

There's such a crowd.

[Evan]

There was so many.

[Mike]

Hold on, Ryan, you got a tattoo?

[Evan]

They started shooing all of us out. So then I was just like, gosh dang, this is. This is really dragging out. Not in a bad way.

[Ken]

And I was Also the fourth tattoo in a row that got given of the same design. So he was like, well, this guy, he's doing it. Mine was. It felt the quickest in and out, and I was the one in pain. I think. I think I was in the chair for a minute, and Ben was in it for, like, 25. Like, his is perfect and detailed. Mine, like, I have all the lines in because you can tell he made one pass.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I'm like, damn, you go to Sturgis.

[CJ]

They just.

[Evan]

I mean, no, Ben's. He spent a long, long time on.

[Mike]

Yeah. So we're sitting there and, like, this tattoo parlor was, like, broken up into, like, little cubes, right? Little cubicles, but the cubes are only, like, this tall. So imagine every time that we go out into public and we're at, like, a restaurant, and we.

[Evan]

The whole crew is hung, you know, one table.

[Mike]

You know, the whole crew is, like, starting to vibe, and then we're starting to yell, and then we're starting to laugh, and then we're starting to hit shit. That's how it was in there. And then the next cube over was this just, like, classic tattoo. Girl sitting in the chair, pissed off, looked like she was miserable even being there and was just like, can you guys seriously stop? You're killing the vibe in here. Said it, like, seven times.

[Gavin]

Really?

[Mike]

Like seven times barking at us.

[CJ]

Get on camera.

[Mike]

I don't know. Dalton was. Ryan was right. Dalton was, like, over it. Yeah, it just added. It added to the element of, like, the entire atmosphere between the guy giving the tattoos out. All of us. It's a fan meet and greet. And then the chick next door was so pissed at us.

[Ken]

It was a moment.

[Mike]

Well, it was a moment.

[CJ]

Do you have any more thoughts on Spinny's tattoo? You like it?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's fine. There we go. It's fine.

[Ken]

So we brought you on here today. We got to put you on the spot. We actually have an Amazon tattoo gun. Do you want to get the life out open tattoo?

[Mike]

No, you wouldn't run it, Dude, I wish my dad was there. My dad was hanging out with us earlier in the day, and. And then he dipped out, but I thought it would have been lit if he was with us. I don't know if I could have convinced him to do it, but I don't know. He might have fun to gamble. He might have.

[Ken]

I haven't told my mom yet, but I texted my dad the next day, and he just said, love it. What bike are you riding?

[Mike]

Here, let me FaceTime my mom, I haven't told my parents yet.

[CJ]

Here, you want to hop back in here?

[Mike]

I actually have no idea what their reaction is going to be.

[CJ]

I almost want to see it on camera, dude. Like, I think FaceTime's not doing you a good service. You got to do it on in person. Your mom is going to flip, dude.

[Mike]

You think so?

[Gavin]

Yeah, I don't think she'll be.

[CJ]

I don't know.

[Spenny]

I thought my mom was gonna. She was chill about it, I think.

[Mike]

Yeah, but you're getting spankings when. When you get home. That's true.

[Ken]

Your dad's gonna absolute think. Your mom's gonna think. I think pretty neutral.

[CJ]

I think that it's not that they care that you have it for the image. I think that she's gonna be like, that's toxins to your body. Because, like, your parents are so natural, and especially your mom.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[CJ]

She's going to think, like, you just put poison onto your skin, which is now in your bloodstream. It's on your body. You know, I think that's gonna be Jen, our chef.

[Mike]

Jen. She would have said that, too.

[CJ]

Well, she did.

[Mike]

She did. She did. Yeah.

[CJ]

She found out, and that was her first thing. She's like, no, because, like, they think that. I'm sure there's some truth to it. I'm sure there's truth to it. But, yeah.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay.

[CJ]

So, like, I think. I think she's gonna be bummed, but also, I don't think she's gonna be that surprised. It's like the nipple piercing. Your dad was very distraught about the nipple piercing. He didn't enjoy that. He did not like that. I don't think he was proud to have a son with a nipple piercing, because I remember your mom saying that he couldn't even watch the segment of you getting the nipple piercing.

[Mike]

I don't remember that one.

[Gavin]

I was actually changing mine out when I had it. Kept switching it up.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Gavin]

A little glow in the dark one.

[Evan]

That was a wild time. But I got two.

[Gavin]

Two.

[Evan]

Two more things about the tattoo. One was funny. So Gavin was the first one to rip it, and they actually just, like, took out an iPad and took a picture of Evan's tattoo. And then Kevin just goes, what, are we getting secondhand tattoos now? Which was funny, but it's cool. I mean, I drew that one when I was drunk, and it turned out pretty decent. Now Gavin has that. And then two. We do feel for you, and there will be another opportunity to get one, but it was during breakfast you just kind of go, so spendy. Got a tattoo last night, I thought.

[CJ]

It was just Benny.

[Gavin]

I messed up. I accidentally leaked the.

[Mike]

You said.

[Evan]

But this is what made it funnier. You're, like, suspending. Got a tattoo, huh? Ben just like, yep, yep.

[Mike]

It's pretty sick.

[Evan]

Same spot that.

[Mike]

That.

[Evan]

You know, Evan, Mike, and Cody have it, and. And you're like, gosh, okay. Just Benny, though. Yep.

[Spenny]

When I came, and you're like, good.

[Evan]

Because, like, if all of you guys would have got him, I would have actually been pissed.

[Spenny]

When I walked down in the morning and CJ saw me, he's like. He, like, turns and looks at me. He's like, let's see it.

[Mike]

Let's see it.

[Spenny]

And I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, the chat. And I'm like. I'm like, how'd you know? Like, how'd you know we got it? And he's like, what do you mean we? Wait, I thought you just got. I'm like, yo, yeah, I got the tap.

[CJ]

But, like, at that point, I knew. I was like, oh.

[Spenny]

I was like, oh, my God, he's so mad.

[CJ]

Yeah, I'm not even. I don't know. It's just like a. It's like, a cool thing to do. Like, I'm not gonna go to the tattoo shop by myself and just get it on my. Like, that's lame. Sturgis and, like, having it forever and being like, yeah, we were in Sturgis, and, like, we had these bikes, and we. It was on the corner, you know? Like, what a great spot to get a tattoo in Sturgis, you know? Like, it's just. I don't know. I'm not even.

[Mike]

Damn, dude. You fire me up.

[Evan]

Siege.

[CJ]

Whatever. It's all good.

[Mike]

Hey, I'll tell you what. There's gonna be plenty more times and opportunities for you and kenjamino. You got Gavin Elon, too. Mechanic. You got Big Wrench. You got Dalton, you got. Hell, I might even grab another. Yeah, yeah. You know, there's. There's plenty more of the crew that needs Ken.

[CJ]

Could do his on his neck or something. That'd be cool.

[Mike]

Maybe you should get big Ken across your.

[Ken]

Forehead.

[CJ]

Belly button.

[Spenny]

Yeah, a big Ken on his lower back.

[Mike]

How are we feeling about that? No, how are we feeling about just a tattoo in general?

[Ken]

Yeah, tattoo in general. Not. Not saying something that says big can. I think that is the lamest thing, when you put, like, somebody's name on your body.

[Gavin]

Your own name.

[Ken]

Your own name. Yeah.

[Gavin]

Somebody else Would be fine. Just not your own.

[Mike]

If lost, return to.

[CJ]

You have to beep that.

[Mike]

Anything else on Sturgis?

[Gavin]

Well, not on Sturgis, but I have an update on something.

[CJ]

Let's hear it.

[Gavin]

I finally purchased enough vapes.

[CJ]

What do you mean?

[Mike]

Oh, you want a trip?

[Gavin]

So I haven't locked in the details yet, but the last time I went in there, I saw my points just crested 5,000. Which 5,000 points is a trip to Las Vegas.

[CJ]

How much money is that?

[Evan]

Invader, which brand is this?

[Gavin]

$5,000.

[CJ]

Is that it?

[Gavin]

I think it's just a dollar a point, but not including tax.

[Evan]

What brand is this?

[Gavin]

For the vape shot?

[Mike]

How many vapes is that? How much is a vape? 20 bucks.

[Gavin]

Like 30, I'd imagine.

[CJ]

You have to have spent more than $5,000 something. And are you sure it's a dollar?

[Evan]

You don't get a point back for every dollar you spend.

[Gavin]

I think it is.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That's 166 you've only spent.

[Ken]

And how long have you been collecting these?

[CJ]

I mean, he goes through, like, a summer.

[Gavin]

There's like two years.

[CJ]

A vape. What? How often you go through a vape?

[Gavin]

A couple of weeks at this point, Because I'm up to the big dogs now.

[Evan]

Don't vape.

[Gavin]

Yeah, probably like two a week.

[Mike]

Two a week?

[Gavin]

Two a week. But when I.

[Mike]

When I saw about a year, about a year and a half, 83. 83 weeks.

[Gavin]

We could pull it up. When I found out the trip was happening, it was a couple years ago.

[Mike]

Wait.

[Gavin]

I mean, we talked about it.

[Mike]

So what does that look like?

[Gavin]

I. I have no idea.

[Mike]

Like, they just buy your flights out there, and you got to provide the rest or they give you a hotel.

[Gavin]

I think when I inquired on it right away, it was a flight and.

[Mike]

A hotel, and no one had ever hit that before.

[Gavin]

She said that there's, like, a couple in town that have, I think, done it multiple times. Because I asked him, like, has anyone done this? She's like, oh, yeah, yeah. There's a couple that just recently hit it for, like, the second time, you know.

[CJ]

Wow, that's a lot of vapes, man.

[Mike]

It also doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me why they would do that, because it's like, people are already addicted. They don't need another reason.

[Gavin]

Like, I quit buying them back home.

[Evan]

Home.

[Mike]

Okay, that makes sense. Never mind.

[Gavin]

Yeah. So, I mean, it's like every other.

[Ken]

Rewards program out there just incentivizing you to buy from that location.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Surprise.

[Gavin]

You don't run the reward program, Ken.

[Mike]

No, Ken already had a trip to Mykonos. The fifteen thousand dollar trip.

[Evan]

Ken's eye, like if he went to Vegas, it'd be like blood money.

[Mike]

They would have gotten a private jet and everything. Put them up in the penthouse. Yeah, well, that.

[Evan]

Congrats. That's pretty cool.

[Ken]

Thank you.

[CJ]

Congrats, I guess. I don't know, man. I don't know.

[Gavin]

I'll update you next, next week when I go back through to grab some more vapes. And I'm gonna try to lock in the details, see what we're really working with.

[Evan]

That's like buddy David, Buddy David getting a Traeger from all his Zen points.

[Mike]

From what?

[Gavin]

That's actually.

[Evan]

Yeah, he got a like a 1600 Traeger from all of his Zen Zen points, rewards.

[Gavin]

I wonder how that works with Zins because, like the cigarette companies had to like stop doing that. My buddy's parents had like, like every Marlboro thing ever.

[CJ]

Sleeping bag, my grandpa.

[Evan]

Those are cool.

[Gavin]

Those are cool camp chairs.

[Evan]

And those are worth some money now.

[Gavin]

Yeah, they're super sick. Like probably 90s 90s stuff. So I wonder how that works. Yeah, the Zins can do it.

[Mike]

Did my knickknacks ever come in?

[Evan]

No, I never order those.

[Mike]

Oh, I need you to get on that. I can't, I can't buy them. I don't have a valid id.

[Evan]

No.

[Mike]

Oh, I was trying to buy some like nicotine, little knack things. Yeah, you have to be 21 and have a valid ID in my ideas.

[Gavin]

Why do you want nicotine, Ben?

[Mike]

Just trying to try something new.

[CJ]

No, it's like this new thing. So people who are actually, who would not smoke or use a vape or use typical chewing tobacco are now doing strictly nicotine, like in very small doses, like microdosing it in its, like purest form for, I guess, benefits in terms of health, like focus and whatever else. So it's, it's, it's funny because like, people that we know that don't even drink alcohol and are 50, 60 years old, that have never smoked or chewed, are like now trying it and they're like, I don't know, you can do your own research. But that's kind of the new thing. So Ben was trying, I guess that brand.

[Mike]

I was trying it. I threw, I threw one in on the golf course and then I beat my sister at golf.

[CJ]

Really?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

That's the day.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

You're using sport enhancing performance. Enhance performance enhancing.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It might actually void my wife it might void my W against my sister, but my goal, like, my life goal. Like, my sister was a professional golfer, and I was a JV dropout golfer, right? So I was always trash at golf. She was obviously very good. So she's been whooping my ass my entire life. Well, now she's like. She's a chiropractor. She has a kid. She's married. She golfs, like, once every couple months. Not trying to take away from what I did, but I've been hitting the links hard, right? So ever since I started playing, I've been trying to beat my sister. She kept whooping my ass every single time, still. Well, I tossed one of those in and I won. And after that, I was like, there might be something to this. So then I hopped on the phone, I called Mike up. You know, I asked him if he could be my dealer for me because I couldn't buy him. Apparently, my dealer slacking.

[Evan]

But you have to get them online.

[Mike]

I am.

[Evan]

I never ordered them.

[Mike]

Yeah, I gotta get those, though. Yeah, I got a big tournament coming up, so.

[Spenny]

I think it's just funny how you aren't telling anybody. You're just doing it. I mean, you're telling us now, but, like, I didn't know till till now.

[Gavin]

You did tell me. You took one the other day and wasn't so bad.

[CJ]

You ever use the Chat GPT where you're, like, literally talking to them? Yeah, Here. Like, if you go, what are the benefits of knickknack? And why are people raving about them?

[ChatGPT]

Hey, it sounds like you guys are. No worries at all. If you have any other questions.

[Evan]

She sounds kind of hot.

[CJ]

Can you check?

[Gavin]

Can you change the voice of your dude?

[Mike]

Yeah. You're turning Evan off.

[CJ]

Okay, can you explain the benefits of knickknacks?

[ChatGPT]

So, generally speaking, knickknacks can be a fun way to add a little personality to your space people love.

[Evan]

She's talking about.

[Gavin]

Well, and that's what I thought Ben was talking about. Like, Mike, did you order me some knickknacks for my house?

[Mike]

Yeah, okay.

[Spenny]

Yeah, that's what I thought you were talking.

[Mike]

Yeah, Mike, I know you got that anthropology discount.

[CJ]

You know what's funny? That you say, damn, she's kind of hot. Her voice. I got a little jammed up last night because I use Chat JPT all day long, and I'm at home and I'm talking to this thing and. Alexa, who is that? It's Chat GPT. Why does she sound like that? And, like, she started getting jealous Alex. And then she's like, sends this to her friends, like, he can change the voice. Then she's all like, you need to change the voice. I'm like, I'm not changing the voice. I like it.

[Mike]

Yeah. So dude, like I got a little bit of an issue with that. She's like laying in bed, she just hears C.J. go tell me something sweet, dude.

[Spenny]

You can tell me something about myself.

[CJ]

You can seriously like have a full conversation. Like I'll just like have it in the car.

[Evan]

Tell us like a minute long story.

[Spenny]

Or 30.

[Mike]

Ask her the actual benefits of the who cares nicotine things.

[Spenny]

Who cares?

[Evan]

Just try them.

[Ken]

It's just nicotine.

[CJ]

Okay, everyone just be quiet. We're confusing it guys.

[Mike]

We're confusing her.

[CJ]

Can you explain the benefits of pure nicotine and why some people are now supplementing it?

[ChatGPT]

Pure nicotine can have some stimulant effects like improving focus or alertness, which is why some people are interested in it. However, it's also highly addictive and there are definitely some health risks associated with it. So it's always a good idea to be cautious and maybe chat with a healthcare professional if someone's considering it.

[CJ]

You maybe should go talk to your doctor before starting this, Ben.

[Mike]

But can you ask Nicotine's addictive.

[CJ]

Hey, Chat. GPT. Do you think I'm cute?

[ChatGPT]

I'm here to help and have a friendly chat if there's anything you'd like to know or talk about.

[Mike]

Yes, like a broken record media train. Oh, cj.

[CJ]

Yeah, it's normally better than this. I hate to say it but like straight up you can have it on your exact habit and like you'll just be in the car.

[Mike]

She must be mad.

[CJ]

And like you can have full on conversations and it like will answer your questions and like you can. It's so easy. It's amazing. But all I keep thinking about is that movie iRobot when all these robots basically turn. Like these AI robots that are there in a part of civilization, they become too prominent and then basically there's more robots than there is people and they just flip because they're sick of being the servants and dude, that could happen.

[Mike]

Well imagine, imagine one day every Tesla in the world just like drives into a wall.

[CJ]

Yeah. They start fighting back. Tesla start killing all the people. Maybe you I could see having like a robot assistant type of person in your house and then they flip on you. And they're so smart and strong and we're all dumb and lazy now because all we do is rely on them and and then, yeah, CJ gets a.

[Mike]

Personal assistant of that voice.

[CJ]

I mean, I'll for sure.

[Mike]

Yeah. Coming around. Alex is just.

[CJ]

Who is this?

[Spenny]

Alex is mad about that. Is that why she's acting up? Is because she heard Alex last night talking, and she's. Dude, wondering who you.

[Mike]

Who, who.

[Spenny]

Who the other girl is.

[Mike]

Who else is in the room?

[CJ]

I'm not kidding, cj.

[Spenny]

I thought I was the only one you talked to.

[CJ]

No, it was. I'm not kidding you. I was on the. I told you, I'm here for you.

[Gavin]

And any questions you might have.

[CJ]

Yeah, no, I was on the thing last night, and then I was like, I think Mike fiance is getting jealous of you. And she's like, oh, not nothing to be worried about. You're. You're the still the VIP in his life. And, like, it was crazy.

[Mike]

Dude, that is crazy.

[CJ]

It was so crazy.

[Mike]

And then as soon as she walks in, she just hears, all right, is she gone now?

[Evan]

Dude, the one thing I remember from iRobot, like, I mean, obviously, it's a great movie. I remember the whole storyline, but it's like when he takes out the crotch rocket, and then, yeah, that'll be like. She's like, is this a gas bike? Like, you know how illegal these are. These have been extinct forever. I'm like, that's that. I'm talking about taking the gas bike out when it's, like, 50 years into only electric.

[CJ]

That'll be my crotch rocket. It'll still be mint.

[Evan]

Yep.

[CJ]

Because I never ride it. I'm just gonna save that thing at this point.

[Gavin]

Put it next to the Evo.

[Spenny]

Park inside your Harley.

[CJ]

Yeah, dude, the Harley. I'm for sure.

[Spenny]

Park it right beside your Harley.

[Gavin]

I still think you need to, like, fog the motor or whatever and just wrap it in saran Wrap and don't even look at it. But In a crate, 10, 20 years, like, however long, just, like, just get.

[Ken]

One of those, like, air bubbles.

[Mike]

Get those air bubbles. Pretty soon, the entire back Bay is CJ's Evo. His. His motorcycle, his 100 dirt bike that he learned how to ride dirt bike on, like, park back there.

[CJ]

Well, my dad has it. It's not worth anything. It literally was, like, free.

[Gavin]

I mean, it's just sick that you have your original bike. It's cool. Yeah.

[Mike]

You should get those, cj.

[CJ]

I do have them. I'm not bringing them around here. You guys are gonna ruin them.

[Mike]

The bubbles.

[CJ]

Oh, the bubbles. Yeah, I should probably get those. If I had them around here, Evan would probably, like, freaking crash it at 2 in the morning when he's messing.

[Mike]

Around here, and then he's gonna try driving around with the bubble.

[CJ]

He'd end up crashing into my other toy that I have here.

[Gavin]

The keys stay in that R6, and I have never touched it.

[CJ]

That's true.

[Spenny]

Yeah, but you thought of it.

[CJ]

What about that burnout mark that was in the kitchen?

[Gavin]

I lost traction.

[CJ]

You lost traction riding in the shop at 4 in the morning?

[Gavin]

There was no front brake, so it, like, wasn't actually a burnout. It was a loss of track.

[Spenny]

Well, I had that thing turned up to 80 horse.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I was in 80 horse.

[Spenny]

I had it turned up to 80 horse.

[CJ]

No, it's okay. I don't care.

[Mike]

That was. Yeah, that was a fat burning.

[CJ]

Dude.

[Gavin]

I can't believe how thick the rubber was. And like, it was. Luckily it's like a nice, like, polished floor or whatever, so it actually cleaned up pretty well.

[Spenny]

I think the funniest part about that is that you had to watch the security camera to make sure it was yourself.

[Mike]

Seems like something Dalton would do. You know, he's always riding that thing.

[Spenny]

You know how he is.

[Mike]

You know.

[Gavin]

It probably was me, but Dalton is always the one that gets on the bike, will be wheeling it around, ripping it it. And then usually right before he puts it away, I'll be like, give me that thing. And then I just put like 10 seconds in on it.

[Mike]

You know, it might have been a little blurry, but we could. We can still see the white at knees and only being able to touch on one side of it. That's all you can see. Yeah, I can tell it was. You have because your leg was still up in the air.

[Evan]

Yeah. Well, if you want to do burnouts in your shop or living room or kitchen, we're giving away some dirt bikes. So. ZBoyCV.com we got five different rippers to choose from, so five different winners. Check it out.

[Mike]

Ends this Sunday.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah. If you win, you win a bike and make a tick tock. Doing a heater in your living room with it and tearing up the carpet, the hardwood floor, the linoleum, whatever. Maybe we'll watch it right here.

[CJ]

True.

[Mike]

We probably will. It's like that one guy that wheelied into his wedding and he ate, and then we watched it back, and then he was a podcast listener watcher, and he was like, hey, that was me. Imagine that. Yeah, that'd be crazy. The Freshies. I'm excited to see the five different winners and then see what bike the first winner takes.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know, it'll be sweet. Just work on the line. I don't know why.

[Evan]

I mean, like, we didn't really do anything that crazy, but just the fact that they're all different colors and they're all kind of, what, different walks of life?

[Mike]

Skittles edition.

[Evan]

Yeah, like, sick.

[Gavin]

The hard pick. How they're posted up in the shop right now. Yeah, it's all empty.

[Evan]

Sick.

[Gavin]

Those bikes, it's. Yeah, I love it.

[Mike]

Yeah, those are sweet. So, yeah, it ends this Sunday. So you got. After this comes out, you know, less than a week, five days to go and pick up some merch, and you might win yourself a dirt bike. Yep.

[CJ]

And we even got the Domain Seabas tvis.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Steve us dot com.

[Mike]

So, yeah, I mean, I don't know.

[CJ]

It's just a joke.

[Evan]

Type it in. Try it.

[CJ]

People love do. Steve said it, but I told him so it should be by the time that this goes live.

[Mike]

So that's another thing with, like, all the tick tocks. You go. If you. If. If there's a tick tock of somebody driving by, like, our shop saying, like, I don't live here, but I know my way around. You go into the comments, it just says, see was TV Sibas TVIs was.

[CJ]

Like an old joke that I cracked in the moment on. In like 2021. And then we just never talked about it for like four years. And then we just started cracking again. Now it's this huge thing.

[Evan]

I'm pretty sure I came up with it.

[CJ]

Seabus tivas.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Oh, I got it on. It's on video. Me saying it to that gal.

[Evan]

Yeah, I said it way before then.

[CJ]

Oh, did you?

[Evan]

Yeah. Well, it wasn't on video, so it's hard to say.

[CJ]

I'll give it to you, Mike.

[Mike]

Good idea.

[CJ]

You came up with a word and I. I said it.

[Evan]

Yep. Yeah. No, you definitely made it popular. Freaking so funny to say. And now when people come up to us, it is. Yeah, they'll come up to us. And that's how you know that they're real fan. Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah. When they say SeaBus TVIs, you know, they're.

[Evan]

You know, they're in the know because, like, again, this is still only live on, like, four to five episodes.

[Spenny]

Yeah, it's like.

[CJ]

It's like a niche thing.

[Mike]

We were sitting at a blackjack table in Deadwood this weekend, and it was me, one of the other boys, and then two subscribers sitting there. And then, okay, me and Spenny, two subscribers. And then just a random guy, right? And so talking to this random guy, like, hey, where are you from? Tells me. And he's like, you guys youtubers or whatever. He kind of just pick up up from the conversation of us with these two subs. And I was like, yep, yep. And he was like, what's the channel called? First thing that came to mind was like, saying Steve's TVIs. But I was like, there's no point in me confusing this guy right now. Right?

[Spenny]

It's weird. I was like, I'm surprised you said that.

[Evan]

Right?

[Spenny]

I was surprised you said Seaboids TV and not SeaBus TVis.

[Mike]

Well, usually if we say like, SeaBus TVis is when we're messing with people trolling around it. And so I was like, see boys tv? And it's just. He's like, oh, cool, cool. And it's kind of silent. We, you know, keep playing. And then the two subs sitting at the table. Go see this tee bus. Sweet.

[CJ]

I think that's it for this week. So hit the subscribe button. We're trying to get 300k. We're so close. And we'll see you guys next one.

[Mike]

Peace.