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Ben
You're getting paid. I'm looking like an idiot for free.
Mike
Yeah. Seaboise tv. NASCAR crashes and takes last every race.
Ben
I think we go to Turkey. I guess CJ has hair transplants.
Ken
No.
Ben
You call around asking for people to sign up. He's here.
Mike
He's here right now.
Ben
We drove all the way here. What do you mean you don't want us?
Mike
I'm just gonna go buzz it. Really? Wow. Actually, well, I'm not gonna buzz buzz it, but like, I'm going back to the old days of. Of having number one.
Ben
Seriously?
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
On the whole thing.
Mike
Not on the top. I just don't really care, though. I mean, that's why. I mean, I just throw a hat on every day.
Ben
I saw the message from that one guy. Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny.
Mike
I'd laugh. I was like, bro, someone's gonna pay me to walk around like this. And how much money do you have? Because you wouldn't walk around looking like this.
Ben
You're getting paid. I'm looking like an idiot for free.
Mike
Yeah. Some of these people, we have like 99.9% awesome viewers and, and supporters and subscribers, but there's this.01% that are just squids, man.
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
I really noticed it in the Hayabusa video that we just posted because in the intro I was going through specs and. And I hate even saying specs because if you mess one thing off, one thing up, they're going to just come after you for it because they think they're so smart. Yeah.
Mike
It's like everyone wants to, like, try and act smart by, like. And belittle you, you know, make themselves feel bigger by telling you how dumb you are for making a little mistake. Yeah, that. That's part of that 1%. I'm talking about something.
Ben
And something that we do is we just try and like, almost do like an umbrella policy of like, keeping it so vague, you know, you can't really come after us for the details of it.
Mike
Not, not, not necessarily because of that, though. We just try to make it.
Ben
Oh, just so it's like mass majority can understand.
Mike
Can understand it. Like, people don't want to listen to the gear ratios. You know, like, we want to be able to appeal to everyone.
Ben
Right. And then when. When you do that, though, they think that you just don't know what you're talking about. And quite frankly, I don't know what the fastest crotch rocket is to the spec of. Of quarter mile and half mile and. And by production date before this time.
Mike
Yeah. Who the has time for that.
Ben
I'm just giving it a. Just a blanket statement of like, they call this thing the Widowmaker because it's so insanely fast. It's to what I thought the fastest production.
Mike
That was incorrect, Ben. Cuz it was actually. I don't know what year. I think the 2003 CBR 1100, the.
Ken
Whack people calling you out for that. They're like, they're like, that's fine. If you don't know, just don't say it then. Don't be out there saying it.
Ben
I don't think they are saying it's fine. I think they're saying, like, I'm a problem. Like I'm. I'm. I'm the problem.
Evan
You're spreading misinformation.
Ben
Misinformation. Yeah.
Mike
Maybe they'll start popping up the thing whenever Ben talks over specs. This has been confirmed as misinformation.
Ben
Yeah, yeah.
Ken
It tells us all the correct stuff. Yeah, that'd be.
Mike
That'd be actually fine with the specs that fix a lot of this problem.
Ken
Yeah. If every time you start talking about a build or anything, it just comes up with the actual stat.
Ben
Lot of times too, if we say that and then we fix it in post. People still comment. Yeah, yeah, they still comment. And it's like, dude, we know we. We put a little. A little asterisk and put like the correct term next to it, but that wasn't good enough for you.
Ken
I always like that. I love the corrections in post. It just shows that we're human.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
You know, you say something, you're. You're flying, the camera's rolling. You said something wrong. Correct it in post. There's nothing to get mad about here.
Evan
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah. Did you guys see that video of me dropping that, that full drink on Alex's story?
Evan
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Mike
That's pretty funny.
Ken
Was it actually. Was she actually trying to get a good boom?
Mike
You know, you actually had to cheers.
Ken
Four to five times.
Mike
Maybe it wasn't four. It might have been two or three. It was probably three at that point. But, you know, I'm. I'm sitting here and eventually I'm kind of just like, all right, let's do this. The glass is perspirating because it's, you know, it's so.
Ken
Hey, I've done it before.
Mike
Humid. I'm in the Bahamas. And pretty soon, you know, and I'm also, you know, a little larried up. And eventually by the time we just touched it, just. And it was like a Nice ass restaurant. And everyone turned and looked, you know, it was pretty embarrassing.
Ben
Pretty larried up.
Mike
Yeah, they were like, you're cut off, you're cut off. I was like, really? I'm fine, I'm fine. I mean they were joking.
Alex
That's it.
Ben
All kind of.
Mike
I better be getting another drink.
Evan
Like, geez, I didn't even know they did that.
Mike
Yeah, it wasn't that embarrassing. It was just funny. We laughed about it, but.
Evan
Yeah, but there's nothing that gets people to look like a. Some dropping something in a restaurant is the most awkward thing because everybody, you have to look, you can't ignore it.
Mike
The worst part was it was just a waste of a perfectly good drink. It costed like 25 bucks. It was, it was such a rip. The Bahamas is not cheap. Everything over there is way more expensive. It's like at least two times more expensive. Like every drink was like 20 bucks minimum. And they weren't like they were fine.
Evan
But they weren't like they weren't a $20 drink.
Mike
I mean they were fine, but yeah, they weren't a $20 drink. They were probably like a $12 drink.
Ben
Yeah, you got a drink at the.
Ken
Cancun airport and was it actually around 30?
Evan
It was a $32 margarita.
Ben
That is insane.
Evan
Jimmy Buffett would want me to have that.
Mike
You know, it's so expensive to live in the Bahamas. Like they have these crazy taxes. Like their tax is like 100%. What? Of the vehicle. There's different brackets. But if you were to buy a Lamborghini, you would pay whatever the price is of that Lamborghini because it's over $75,000. I believe the driver was telling me you would pay that in taxes. So you. Everything cost double. So like the people get the cars, most of their cars sent over from Japan because they're registered there. Yeah, they. No, they're not registered there. But it'll cost like you can buy a car from Japan for like a thousand bucks. Oh, and then they, by the time they ship it over and do the taxes and stuff, like a thousand dollar car will be like 4, 500 bucks.
Ben
So what is there a bunch of mini trucks?
Mike
Yes, there was mini trucks everywhere. And there was even medium trucks.
Ken
Oh.
Mike
Like I guess Kia makes mini trucks. But theirs was more of like a medium. You guys would have loved it. We should have had our mini truck there because dude, people would have been gawking. Yeah, but I was confused because we have like a pretty wealthy friend who moved to the Bahamas and I just assumed the reason he moved to the Bahamas was because he were saving on taxes. Like most people, like super rich people move to Puerto Rico. I get there, I'm like, what the fuck? How much money does this guy have if he's cool with moving all the way over here just to pay double on everything?
Evan
Interesting.
Mike
Wow.
Ben
We've been talking about taking a trip to the Bahamas, but on jet skis and doing, like, this whole thing.
Mike
It'd be fun.
Ben
I, for some reason, pictured the Bahamas still being like a. Like a primitive tribe.
Mike
No, you're imagining Haiti.
Ben
It's like desolate beaches.
Evan
There's probably corners.
Ben
So you go, yeah, we're going to the Bahamas. And I go, oh, that'll be like a nice, relaxing getaway. And then I see your story that you're at a casino.
Mike
I was like, oh, whoa.
Ken
Well, he's over on.
Ben
I got the wrong idea.
Ken
The tourist area. But when I was. I was there, it was pretty fun. Like, especially the mini truck thing. The roads are really bad, really rough, windy. Just. You're through the jungle and like. Yeah, I just stopped there, like on a cruise. But we got to. We just did a tour. And like, everyone. I just love that there's no rules.
Evan
I mean, they have rules.
Ben
Yeah, okay.
Ken
They have plenty of rules when it comes to driving. People just drive however they want.
Mike
What is that?
Ben
It's probably okay. Done in a little bit.
Ken
Oh, yeah.
Ben
He'll be done in a second.
Mike
Pick up on skids. Gear going on. I'm like, what is that? These headphones on.
Evan
Stuff just happened.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Where we went ziplining.
Alex
That was Jamaica.
Ken
Unbelievable.
Mike
I was going to say, you have a different memory than me. Jungles.
Ken
I'm like, wait, so.
Ben
So the Bahamas.
Ken
Okay, so the Bahamas are very. Just in general, pretty touristy. Well, maybe Jamaica.
Mike
It was nice because of the casino. I enjoyed it. But then the casino just beat me up.
Evan
Yeah, I was gonna say. Then it was just a kiss.
Mike
I was doing well. I was doing well. I was on. I was up 565 bucks.
Ken
Oh, whoa.
Mike
On, like the first day or sec. It was two days in. I was gambling pretty light because Alex didn't want to sit at the tables the whole time. So I was like, in passing. Try to go big, you know?
Ken
Yeah.
Ben
Working out.
Mike
But I was like, I gotta at least get to a thousand.
Evan
Okay.
Mike
Because like, we're at. We need 435 more dollars. You can do that, you know, in a couple hands if you're actually really swinging it, you know. And then I ended up going down 12.50, so. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So not. Not the best. And it made the drink prices, everything hurt.
Evan
I was gonna say much more an expensive vacation.
Mike
Yeah, it just. It would have just been nice, you know, like, 565 is cool, but a thousand, that's not bad. You know, like, people are like, that's nice.
Ken
That's a lot worse than Ken did when he was in Vegas a little bit ago.
Mike
Wait, I thought you came up four grand.
Alex
Yeah, my. My trip wasn't satisfying because I hit a couple little mini jackpots on a slot machine so fast that I didn't get that satisfaction of gambling.
Mike
It was like, you do?
Alex
I hit a couple, like, mini jackpots got. I was up four grand at 4300 bucks.
Mike
I would have walked.
Alex
Yeah, I. I did. And that's what wasn't satisfying. So I was like, I only was in the casino for, like, 30 minutes.
Mike
That. That does kind of suck. Why didn't you maybe just take, like, yeah, I don't know, 500 bucks and just, like, stretch it out? I like it. Blackjack table.
Alex
I did, and then I won again.
Mike
Time, dude. What do you mean?
Alex
But I won in, like, five minutes with that second 500 bucks. I was like, I'm winning too much.
Mike
Ken Matthews, the most winningest player in Vegas history.
Alex
I. I lost last time. So true.
Ken
Can't buy me a Siron, dude. Yeah, yeah.
Ben
What are you talking about? There's seven coming, Ken. I got to start giving you my money to gamble with.
Ken
Yeah, yeah, seriously.
Ben
You look really good at it.
Alex
I didn't win, like, in the normal casino, and then I go in the high limit room, and it's just like, win, win, win. And then I walk, and it's like.
Ken
I can't understand. I don't understand the emotions that you were going.
Ben
I'm very confused. Yeah, you got very confused.
Mike
Sorry to go back to the Bahamas. I just thought about this. We have a lot of subs in the Bahamas, like, of, like, they have Internet. Yes, they do.
Ken
Are you saying they're local?
Mike
There's definitely, like, are they locals? Yeah, locals. Like, I, I, I never got the guy's name because I. It was. It was tough. It was like a little bit of a language barrier. Not a ton, but like, you know, a little bit. Accents and stuff. And, dude, he was like, he watches all our Alabama. They don't know.
Ben
I don't know what you are saying.
Mike
And maybe just cut this out. But this kid, like, legitimately had been watching all our vids.
Ken
That's like, cool.
Mike
He was, like, freaking out. I was like, what the. No. You know, and, like, he was like, I don't know. It was just interesting because I'm like, dude, like, the life he's living. How the. Do you enjoy watching our videos? Because there is nothing in relation. I was like, maybe I was kind of swim. Was like, oh, maybe you have, like, like, dirt bikes or. Yeah, maybe he's into, like, riding dirt bikes or something. No, never. He just was like, Yeah. I just stumbled across it and wow. Just got hooked. But it was really interesting.
Ken
Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was cool. I thought you were just talking about people that were visiting the Bahamas. No, it's sick that they're locals. Sweet to go to, like, I mean, a foreign country and then just be like, yeah, we watch you, dude.
Ben
There's truly few things better.
Ken
No way. That's awesome.
Ben
Oh, that's sick.
Mike
That's cool, dude.
Ben
Yeah, there's. There's not many things better than when we're traveling abroad and we're kind of, you know, out of our element, but then the locals bring us in.
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
It's like, you're immediately like, oh, dude, our people.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Are you saying we, like, when you go to, like, Mexico or.
Ben
No, I think just, like, when we're just anywhere, like, outside of Cornbread.
Evan
Okay. We go.
Ben
Yeah.
Ken
We go to, like, abroad. Yeah.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
I get out of our island.
Ken
That's what threw me off. That's what threw me off. But, yeah, no, it's the best thing ever. Going to, like, Houghton, Michigan, would be a good example. We kind of, like, go there, and then everyone's just like, they are there for the same thing, and they take you in and you have the most fun because the locals want you there. Yeah, you got to come. Meaning to have fun, though. For sure.
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
And we love traveling, too. I think that's, like, something that we all have in common, too, is like. Like, one of the first times that we, like, truly experienced it is when we went to Florida for Ken's race when he was racing with Haley Deegan.
Evan
Oh, yeah.
Ken
Was that really? Yeah, like, it was kind of like.
Ben
The first time that we had, like, gone signs.
Ken
Like a sled trip, maybe.
Ben
Yeah. Yeah. Now we just do it all the time because it's so much fun and it's so easy to make great content out of it.
Ken
But it's the same outlook. I've looked at Evan with the helicopter thing. So I look at the helicopter and go, of course I want to do that. Why would. Who wouldn't want to do that.
Mike
And it's.
Ken
Yeah. Riding it. So it's the same thing like with traveling. Like, I'm just caught up in this whole, like, of course we want to travel. Of course everyone wants to travel. Who wouldn't want to travel? But some people don't like doing it.
Evan
It does feel good to be back home, though. We're back in studio for the first time in three weeks or something like that. But it's the best that we're able to go for a little bit, do our thing and then come back home and have the home base.
Mike
Yeah. I love it here, man. This is the best.
Evan
I know.
Ben
I think we go to Turkey O and we get CJ's hair transplants.
Mike
If you guys pay for it, I'll let you film it.
Ben
I'm down.
Ken
Sure.
Mike
It's painful.
Evan
You never did get the gift like six years ago.
Ken
Yeah, it's like four grand, all said and done.
Ben
Oh, really?
Alex
I thought it was more expensive to fly there.
Mike
I'm pretty sure that includes it. Mike's looked into it, right?
Ken
Yeah, you flew, fly there, stay there, get the procedure and fly back.
Mike
And that's like with the everything. It's like a really good package. Whereas, like, if you do it in the United States, 10 to 15. Yeah. You're looking maybe like 16 grand.
Ben
Whoa. I'd say it's hefty, dude. I would be down. I think I was like, I think that'd be fun.
Evan
Can we all go?
Mike
It's like a year recovery, dude.
Evan
For what?
Mike
When you do the thing, it takes a year.
Ben
Well, you just wear a hat a year.
Ken
All said and done. But I think you're seeing results. If after like four months, it's still pretty long.
Mike
But yeah.
Ben
When you say recovery though, like, what is that? That's what I mean.
Mike
Like, I'm talking like. Like you got all these dots. You can't wear a hat and. And you're bald because they shave your head and they use little bumps all over your head. Maybe pop some pictures up.
Ken
For the first week, your head really swollen.
Mike
Yeah. And then like after 30 days, it kind of is scabbing over and stuff. And then you start to see some hair grow, but then I guess it falls back out.
Ken
Oh.
Mike
And then it regrows and then you're supposedly golden.
Ken
Wow.
Mike
But you know, it's like different. It's like a pretty thought thought out process. Cuz like they don't want to put your hairline too low, too high.
Evan
Yeah.
Mike
You want to look natural. You don't want to look like a sharpie. Middle. Middle school. Like hairline on a guy. Because if you're like, you know, 30.
Ben
Years old, can you imagine we pay them off to put your hairline, bro.
Mike
That was your. What would you. Above your eyebrows. That'd be so bad. I don't know if I trust you guys. That would actually be so bad.
Ken
Can't get it to like, like stop growing. Like you're walking.
Mike
Yeah, pretty sure you could, but maybe not. Yeah, I mean, that'd be bad that.
Evan
You got to go somewhere and get laser hair removal.
Mike
Jesus.
Ken
It's just a whole thing that would be so fun. I mean, the odds of that seem slim, but.
Evan
Yeah.
Ken
That they like make your hair right above your eyebrows and. No, I was all excited to do it or like to think about doing it, whatever. And then Sydney's like, yeah, but like, if you go for those ota, you know, abroad surgeries, like, you could wake up and your liver's gone or something.
Evan
I don't think if you're. You're.
Ken
And I just. Then I started thinking about that.
Evan
Nice ones.
Ken
No, I was like, yeah, exactly. You just gotta go to one.
Evan
Go to the budget one there. That's in a bad spot. Probably wouldn't be surprising, but I think.
Ken
It was the whole, like. Well, it was the whole, like. Well, they're. It's international, so maybe they just look all bougie. And the reason they're all nice and bougie is because they have a bunch of money from selling organs at the same time.
Alex
They have like a reputation.
Mike
Exactly. No, there's a bunch of influencers. They actually fly. Like, I've seen videos of smaller youtubers. They'll fly them out and like, if they make a video, they do the thing for you. Which obviously it's a four thousand dollar procedure, so that makes sense, depending on their size.
Ben
But it makes sense though, I guess when you think about, you know, if you were to have a, you know, surgical process like that, where people are like willing to really go anywhere, do anything for it, you know, like, people are like, well, if I can get it for fourth, the price, I'm willing to fly. Yeah.
Mike
I mean, I just hope that it'd be good. But I mean, if they're doing the most hair transplants, they probably would be the best.
Evan
You know, it kind of is the spot. So what do you got to go to Brazil for a butt lift?
Mike
I don't know if that's the spot.
Evan
Is what they call it.
Mike
It is a Brazilian.
Ken
I wait I want to say that's, like, where it originally.
Mike
I think they're just maybe naming it after that, you know?
Evan
Yeah, that makes sense. It is tough for us if. To do a hair transplant thing. Like, a lot of people could do it, hide out for a month, you know, kind of let it come back.
Ken
No, you got. You got to take it on the chin.
Mike
You'd be surprised, actually. You'd be surprised. I actually know two really big influencers that have done it, and you wouldn't even know.
Evan
Are they vocal about it?
Mike
No.
Ken
Oh, see, that's so hard.
Mike
I'm not going to say anything.
Evan
But if you make the video on it, then you can be vocal about it, of course, which makes it easier. But if you wanted to do it really sly under the rug, then it'd be tough.
Ken
I don't blame them for doing that. Just seems like a lot of work to try to hide it.
Mike
I don't know how they did it because it's like, I never noticed. So maybe they were able to keep their hair, but they just did the. I don't know.
Ken
That'd be like getting a boob job and not wanting to show it off.
Mike
But if you don't post that much.
Ken
Yeah, Like, I could see a nose job. Some people get nose jobs and they don't want anybody to know, which is just weird. Like.
Mike
Yeah, people don't want you.
Ken
Yeah, no, it. Well, there's that. But also, I think a lot of people have a tough time admitting it because it. It admits that you were uncomfortable with your body, but it's like, who cares? If you're gonna change it, then, like, obviously. But.
Mike
Yeah, I guess I feel like getting a hair transplant and nose job are a little bit different.
Ken
I think they are, too.
Mike
Yeah. I'd say the hair transplant's not as aggressive and, like.
Ben
Yeah.
Mike
You know, I think I could see why you'd want to hide. Get a nose job.
Ben
But, like, way more common to try to hide.
Mike
Yeah, yeah. Just took some things and put it on the front and.
Evan
Yeah, perfect. We'll do it.
Mike
It's out of it, boys.
Ben
I'm cool with it, I think. Of course you're cool.
Mike
That'd be fun for you. Yeah.
Evan
We get to go to Turkey, get a little thing.
Ben
It's not like you're not getting anything out of it.
Mike
Yeah, you're right. I'd get some hair. I have hair, though. I mean, not. Not that bad, but I just need to get a haircut. But. Yeah.
Evan
I can't believe that guy said that. Someone should pay you to walk around.
Mike
Like, yeah, I just like that Damn.
Evan
Funniest insult I've ever heard. It doesn't.
Ben
I heard somebody wait, but it's funny that ugly that is.
Mike
I don't read anything of anything that.
Ben
Would dig deeper than. So I'm doing this shit for free here.
Mike
So we'll pop up the video. I'm sure we already show only am.
Evan
I ugly, but I'm underpaid.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Ben
Gosh, dude.
Mike
Okay, so we'll pop up the video again of me dropping the drink and I put that on my Snapchat and a subscriber on my Snapchat, he responds to it and goes, deserving for having that type of comb over thing. I'm bald, but if I had hair, there isn't enough money in the world. I'd wear my hair like that in public. And I just respond, don't really care how I look. But if someone wants to pay me to walk around looking like this, that'd be great because I'm doing it for free right now.
Ben
I don't know what kind of like weird, cocky world that would be for some guy to be like, yo, I just want to pay you to just be this ugly.
Ken
Well, I mean, taken very literally. I don't know a world that exists.
Ben
In either, but no, some guy that's just like got a weird fetish with like the way CJ looks.
Ken
What the.
Mike
Yeah, I mean, dude, if they paid me, I guess like I'm not trying to pick up chicks or anything. So it depends how much I. I'd look pretty stupid.
Ben
Yeah, I guess if you put it in that way, like you. It would be basically just like paying somebody to like look so stupid. The only benefit you get out of it. It's just a good chuckle, dude.
Mike
We do it for free.
Ben
Yeah, I mean, of our bar channel.
Ken
Yeah, dude, it's so fun. I was just talking about that the last video when we go into Zoomies and get the outfits for our grind shoes or soap shoes. It's so fun doing that when we all go in there and just laugh and laugh and laugh till we find the funniest outfit and then we walk out, we're all just chipper and all we did was just buy an outfit.
Ben
For one of the homes.
Mike
I think we're just really good at laughing at ourselves and like making a jo on ourselves. It's funny because like, we've been sending a bunch of. We've been trying to find editors, but it's not. We haven't found Anyone yet. So we've been sending footage off, and they do, like, a test edit. A lot of them send the edits back, and they take out, like, the tip overs and the, like, the little mistakes and, like. But then we're like, what?
Ken
Dude?
Ben
That's the funniest.
Mike
I'm sure they're thinking, like, oh, they don't want us to show them looking bad.
Evan
Yeah, we got to make it look cool.
Mike
I think a lot of people probably would want that. But we're like. We're just trying to be funny. We're not trying to necessarily look cool.
Evan
I think I would like to clarify my dislike for being out in public and being embarrassing.
Ben
I've been thinking about embarrassed.
Evan
Embarrassed. I'm not embarrassed of us when we're doing it. It would be like if we went up. It's our interaction with other people that I don't like. Us doing all that is funny. But then if you went in and you were, like, messing with someone in the restaurant, that's the part of it that I don't like, including other people in it. I'm totally cool running around watching Mike and Ev look goofy. But it sometimes is when we're messing with other people. That's what gets me.
Mike
Would you not say that? It's also when you're. When we're, like, in a store, we're not messing with anyone, but, like, you know, we're causing. It's definitely causing a scene because, I mean, we're dressed like goofballs. We're laughing and we're filming, and they're wondering, what the fuck are these guys doing? Less.
Evan
Less. So I wouldn't say I'm definitely not immune to being embarrassed of that, but I also get that that's kind of part of it.
Ben
I think I'm more okay with, I guess, like, bringing other people into it because 95% of the time, like, it's always a good interaction.
Evan
That's so true. And, like, normally people are just looking because they're like, what the fuck is going on? This looks funny.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
And. And I guess it is embarrassing. It's insanely embarrassing. Especially just walking around with a camera or talking to a camera.
Mike
Yeah. Most people wouldn't do that.
Ben
Like, that in itself.
Mike
I forgot about that. Even though I guess I don't think about that.
Ken
I was. I was curious about that. Like, I definitely still do a lot less than I did before, but I still think about it. And. And I think, like, the way you just said it, it's embarrassing sometimes.
Ben
Yeah. I Mean, because if you got people watching and, like, 90% of the time, like, we mess up what we're saying, you know, so it's like that. But, like. No, I. But it is true. Like, you hate when we embarrass, like, you or just our group out in public in front of other people.
Evan
I guess it probably is situational. I won't say. No. I don't. Do you have a example?
Ben
I don't have. I don't have the best.
Evan
Okay.
Mike
It can be embarrassing. I could say, I guess when you're out, like, at Zoomies, we're filming no one, everyone's wondering what you're doing. It's just kind of us, like, it's just looks kind of like a group of friends. Like, you don't look like an official, like, camera crew or like a. I think a production that's going to be aired to 3 million people.
Evan
A good example would be, like, the boat ramp thing. It wouldn't bother me, cheering and all that. But then it's when, like, we're involving the other people in it and kind of. It's the involvement of the other people that gets me.
Mike
Were you there for that?
Evan
No, I wasn't. I had to go to Fargo to bring my mom to Pink, which is.
Mike
Funny because I always. It's just meant to be.
Ben
Yeah, that one. That one would have been a good example.
Ken
Yeah.
Ben
But, like, that one was tough.
Mike
That one. I had to actually turn it on, you guys. I went into this. I was like. Like, this is either gonna be really funny or just, like, embarrassing, because also, we're in an area that everyone kind of knows us.
Evan
That would have helped. So in Florida, I've been like, I will never see any of these people. So you're in your hometown. It's a little tough, too. We're here.
Mike
Do the job.
Evan
And it ended up hilarious.
Ben
Yeah.
Evan
The funniest thing we did all summer.
Ben
It'S like one of our most viral moments ever, is when that one of them.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
Woman comes up and then I have an interaction with her.
Evan
Exactly.
Ben
She flicks me. It's so. Yeah. It was so legendary.
Mike
She was so mad.
Ben
We need to get that woman on the podcast.
Evan
Yeah, we should.
Mike
I don't know about the podcast, but we need to find when she's putting her pontoon again.
Ken
Watching. I just watched the 2023 recap last night, and I just. That. That such a vivid. She's so angry. And you're like, who are you with? And then the news, and then it's like, our Own little meme. It's pretty funny.
Ben
The police.
Mike
Yeah. So we got a company that they, like, re. Cut up our, like, segments, basically, of our YouTube videos and put them on our Facebook page, which then appealed to a whole new audience, honestly, like, a lot older of a crowd. And some of them will, like, pop off and go, like, I'd say, uber viral, I'd say. I mean, like, 30. 30 million views, I would say is uber viral. Wouldn't you guys agree? Like, I'd say you're going viral at, like, 5 million, 10 million nowadays. But, like, so, like, that one, I think, has, like, 36 or something. 36 million. And it's just got all these, like. All this love. People love it. You know, it's.
Ben
The boomers love it.
Ken
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah. I was surprised at how many people thought it was really funny. Like, the idea was really funny in my head.
Evan
How's it gonna be?
Ben
I was pushing. I was pushing for that one. Yeah.
Mike
So I came up with the idea. Then I put. I had it in, like, my notes or on the thing for, like, a long time, and Ben put.
Ben
Pushed for it, and I was like.
Evan
I don't want to do this.
Ben
Usually, though, if I was pushing for it, I would have had to have been, like, the front man for it. Once we hopped out of the truck, you were like, all right, here's what I'm gonna say. I was like, oh, you're running this. Yeah, I feel like I had to. All right. The.
Mike
The way I had it played out in my head, though, or at least when we put it down in the notes, was that we were gonna bring bleachers in and, like, a bigger crowd of people.
Ben
I think we still do that. I think we still gotta do that.
Mike
And then I had another one.
Ken
Try it again.
Mike
No, we're bringing bleachers next time to the other one. Like, it's gonna be. I think we gotta have, like, 30 people. Like, maybe we'll do, like, a casting for it. Like, the lawnmower one. Just put a list out.
Ken
Because I think the way we had it set up before, imagine two bleachers.
Evan
It's like.
Ben
I want it like a. Like a Super bowl stadium.
Ken
Because people before there was just, like, what. There was 10 of us. We had some noodles. Like, they.
Evan
They.
Ben
They saw us dwindled down to, like, like, six. People were, like, so embarrassed they left.
Evan
They're like, I'm not doing this.
Ken
Y. Was. That was a little awkward. We were just, like, trying to get him to notice us, and. But, yeah, we weren't a crowd. We were just a group. But anyway.
Mike
Yeah, we were just seven if there. If you had an army of like.
Ben
20, 30 people, it's gonna be even.
Mike
Easier to just get rowdy.
Evan
It'll be so.
Mike
I just don't want people being mean.
Evan
Yeah. You know, there's gonna be someone who's gonna pull in, look at it, and just leave.
Ken
Like, I would mess up. I maybe wouldn't mess up in front of a couple people cheering, but I'm. I would mess up in front of 50.
Ben
Everyone's got some.
Ken
Yeah, everyone's.
Ben
Yeah. And then. And then you have like the defense signs. But we got to think of like, something good for people to hold up. Yeah.
Ken
Oh, yeah. I like that.
Ben
Like arrows got the arrow, they got the left.
Ken
Like really mess them up.
Mike
Oh, that's.
Ben
No, we got to do that this year where it's like a full on like stadium seating or.
Mike
Or what if you even like constructed a. A clock and it's like a timer and maybe it's running down from one minute, one minute. And then if it hit. So like you're like trying to do your thing, but you're looking and the clock's running out of time.
Ben
You're wondering what the gonna happen.
Mike
And then it hits zero.
Ben
It just keeps going. It just cheats.
Mike
You gotta start over. Get out of here. We gotta get a new guy in here.
Ben
They're like, can you turn that off? And we're like, get out of here. You're making a scene.
Mike
You're slowing up the boat ramp.
Ken
I love the idea. Giant, like, basketball buzzer.
Mike
That was funny.
Ben
So I saw this headline the other day. They just said, like, twitch streamer. Aiden Ross, who we've talked about on this podcast, gets scammed out of $2 million.
Ken
What?
Mike
Damn.
Ken
Makes my 21 by 21. Savage.
Mike
No.
Ken
Oh, crypto.
Ben
No.
Mike
So.
Ben
So Aiden Ross, he's like the biggest streamer right now. He streams on a platform called kick. He's got like ownership and kick.
Mike
Damn.
Ben
And the dude is just like, I think he's like 20.
Mike
I didn't know that.
Ben
23 maybe crushing it. Young dude. But he's absolutely raking in the dough. So when I saw like $2 million, I wasn't that surprised, but I was like, how do you get scammed out of $2 million? Right? So click on the video. Playboi Cardi, who's a rapper. Yeah. He hasn't made music since 2020.
Mike
Yeah, right. It's been a while.
Ben
I was like, playboy Cardi. What does he have anything to do with this? I didn't know this guy was relevant. Apparently it's relevant for some reason. Aiden Ross told him that he paid him $2 million to come on his twitch stream for like, an hour. $2 million in, like, a Ferrari or something like that.
Ken
Whoa.
Evan
That's a.
Mike
They're paying. Holy shit, dude.
Ben
I guess for Playboi Carti.
Ken
Wow.
Ben
What are they paying people that are actually relevant?
Evan
Yeah. Yourself a Drake.
Ben
For some reason, Playboi Carti is relevant right now, or at least in that world, because he's, like, talking about releasing music or something like that.
Mike
I don't know.
Ben
It's crazy.
Ken
Obsessed with him.
Ben
It's crazy.
Evan
Yeah.
Mike
I don't know.
Ben
So Aiden Ross, like, flies out, jumping through all these hoops to, like, have him on his stream, basically, right? They put him in, like, this warehouse that's like a black background. You can, like, no lighting. You can barely see what's going on. And they tell him, like, all right, just be ready. Like, he's coming. How all these rappers operate, I'm imagining, like, they're just, like, you know, super loose on their timelines and everything like that. So they're like, just be ready. So he's like, streaming. This guy's out in the car, I guess, for, like, 20 minutes, and he's like, I'm not coming in. And he's like, what are you talking about? I have $2 million in cash right here in a bag. He's like, he got it. He's like, just to come in and I'll give you the money. All you have to do is just come in and be on here for an hour with me. So he comes finally, this. This guy comes in, and he's standing, like, so far back in the room you can barely see him. And I guess he's, like, just dancing to, like, music for, like, five minutes, right? Like, he's just, like, awkwardly dancing. And Aiden Ross is, like, trying to, like, get him to, like, come closer and, like, like, talk and asking him questions. He's just not answering the questions. And I think he's wearing a mask, right? So he, like, can't even.
Mike
It's just his friend.
Ben
For all I know, it could have been.
Mike
Dude, where the ski mask?
Ben
So finally, after maybe another five minutes, I think he was in there for, like, 10 minutes. The dude leans into the mic and goes, new music Coming in. 20, 24. I'm out. And he leaves with the bag. I think, wow.
Ken
I mean, he's there for five minutes. I love how many Started this out with Aiden Ross got scammed because he did. He did.
Ben
He got robbed. That's what that was.
Mike
That's a rob. Yeah, full on.
Ben
It just made me think. I was like, what world are we living in right now where this is. This is happening?
Ken
Yeah. When you were explaining that it felt like. And then I was like this feels like a movie or some weird plot. I don't even. But it doesn't even feel like a movie. It just feels silly.
Ben
Well, at an hour for 2 million bucks. I was like that doesn't.
Evan
Yeah.
Ken
That doesn't make. At all. Yeah.
Ben
At all either.
Ken
I could be online saying this like for Drake, $2 million for an hour.
Mike
That makes sense.
Ken
Like.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
Yeah, that does make sense.
Ken
But that's all he spoke.
Ben
And then like the other weird part is it was like one of the. It was like the top three like largest streams. It had like 500, 000.
Evan
Sounds like it worked.
Ken
Yeah. Oh yeah, definitely still worked, I suppose.
Ben
Yeah. Still so strange.
Mike
How are they monetizing Kik? Like how are they. They're not playing ads, are they? Don't they?
Evan
Don't you Donation only donation and like pay monthly.
Mike
Damn.
Ben
I saw that Kik was going to start doing like a creator paid program to. To like try and incentivize people to come over.
Mike
We have super likes on YouTube so people sometimes leave like I've seen like.
Ken
$20 like shout out them guys.
Mike
They're not super likes. A super common I believe. And you like you can pay whatever you want but like most people just do like a couple bucks. Whatever.
Evan
I saw a two dollar one on here.
Ken
Yeah, sweet.
Mike
And yeah, kind of cool. So I mean people do do it and I always respond to those. I mean I respond to comments that also don't have that. But when you donate I feel like we gotta.
Evan
Yeah.
Mike
Make sure we for sure try to give them their money's worth.
Evan
So speaking of getting the bag, you guys see that Lewis Hamilton left Mercedes for Ferrari.
Mike
That's a no brainer. I'd do that either way.
Evan
It is kind of cool. But he is like Mercedes guy.
Ken
Yeah.
Evan
He's been with them forever.
Mike
Ferrari is way cooler than Mercedes.
Evan
I would agree but I heard might.
Ken
Be a hot take. But I would also agree but he's.
Evan
Getting like a hundred million dollars. I gotta check to make sure if it's a season but I think it's like a season. $100 million.
Alex
The amount of money in F1 is.
Ken
It really is insane. So what did like Joe Rogan get To switch to Spotify.
Ben
Dude, he just got a new deal too.
Alex
It was like 200.
Ben
Oh, okay.
Mike
Wow.
Ken
I've been watching the NASCAR documentary too, and like, also the sponsors in that. Like, it's just like the random sponsors, like any big corporate company that needs, like to flow their money into marketing somehow via sports, they do it on a nascar like brands you've never or like maybe you've heard of, but, like, they're super huge and then they're like in the pharmaceutical section in Walmart or whatever.
Evan
And they're sponsoring on a race car.
Ken
Yeah. That I care if they win, you know, so we like some of them. Yeah. I'm sure they're all trying to race the races are racing the win. But some of the big corporate sponsors, I feel like, just like they need to hemorrhage their money somewhere in marketing.
Ben
Yeah. It's Kyle Busch in that.
Mike
You still have it out against that guy.
Ben
I think any true NASCAR enthusiast does. Really.
Mike
I'm just pretty sweet to have, like, sponsor a NASCAR Sea Boys tv NASCAR people fucking crashes every race. Crashes and takes last every race.
Ben
We're like, yeah, we got a great driver.
Mike
He's really putting on the.
Ben
The. Bringing up the entertainment value here.
Evan
I wonder how much it costs for like one of the tiny stickers that they have on the front quarter panel that you can never see unless the car was sitting right close up.
Mike
I'm sure it's done.
Ben
I think if we did it, you'd have to do it on the windshield.
Ken
Well, that's like the big banner. I could see if our NASCAR sponsored NASCAR crashed the comments. Would you guys let Evan drive?
Ben
Evan is seriously getting a rep for breaking stuff.
Mike
I mean, that's what he does. Yeah.
Ben
I commented on a picture of a submarine, and it was like luxury submarine set to be dropped into the water in 2025 or something like that. And I just commented like, oh, boy, not this again, or something like that. And people saw my comment and just were commenting underneath it, like, don't let Evan drive. Yeah, like what?
Evan
The submarine.
Ben
It's not my submarine, so I won't. I guess we.
Evan
We should talk about Joe Rogan, though. That's pretty cool that Spotify gave him a ton of money and then also let him post on other platforms. Oh, yeah, he can go Spotify.
Ken
Good apple. I want to listen on YouTube.
Mike
That's really nice. Yeah.
Evan
And I think it's smart because, I mean, a lot of people have Spotify, but to get him further, I'm sure they get a cut of revenue or something.
Mike
That's how they get their money back.
Evan
But they probably were like, huh, well, if we put him on YouTube, he's gonna make, I don't know, millions of dollars every month just with his catalog.
Ben
What's our breakdown between YouTube and Spotify?
Evan
Probably like 75. YouTube, 60 YouTube, 40 streaming.
Ben
What do you guys.
Ken
I have YouTube.
Ben
You'd listen or watch.
Evan
I almost never watch a podcast, but I do watch this one.
Ben
Oh, I always.
Ken
I almost always watch.
Mike
Yeah, same. We got YouTube Premium. So like you can lock your phone. So like, oh, have it going. Then you can watch for a little bit and then you can lock it put in your pocket. So be listening, open back up, still be watching Clutch.
Evan
Interesting.
Ben
Yeah, yeah.
Evan
I think that's really smart of Spotify to let him out and let that go to more people because there's just more people and they know he's a Spotify podcaster. So it just further Spotify's.
Ben
Yeah, it is.
Evan
Maybe he does like a Spotify plug every video or something like that.
Mike
I don't know.
Ken
Could be. Yeah. I was wondering. There's got to be some. Something mixed in there.
Evan
But it's interesting to hear big companies, especially now, still not get it. Umg, which is un Universal Music Group, just pulled all of their music from Tik Tok, YouTube, everything. How many songs have gone viral because of Tik Tok and UMG pulled them all. I have a couple of the artists that they pulled off seems. Taylor Swift, the Beatles, Billy Eilish, Drake, the Weekend, Bad Bunny.
Mike
I mean, yeah, it does seem pretty whack.
Evan
How stupid are they?
Mike
Don't you want your songs?
Ben
Well, okay, there's.
Evan
Yeah, I'm trying to see the other side.
Ben
Well, the argument is that Tick Tock is definitely getting the better end of the deal.
Alex
They want a cut of the money for when that song plays.
Evan
Yeah, I mean, but how else are you supposed to get your song on the.
Mike
I don't know.
Ben
I think that's probably, probably a good idea though. Like if Tick Tock is like screwing over artists, like think about what YouTube.
Mike
Play makes no sense though, because you'd make ad rev off of it. Getting views in the music video going, popping.
Ben
Yeah, but like as far as like an artist, like, they probably feel more protected that, you know, if. If UMG is going to do that, they're probably like trying to strong arm TikTok into giving artists like more.
Evan
I mean.
Ken
Yeah, but I think that is very accurate. I just still think it's overall and.
Evan
I mean it's one thing if you're great because you're the biggest artist, one of the biggest artists in the world, but if you're a smaller artist under there, that would suck. You'll just lose all of your free promo.
Ben
Yeah, I mean, you know, then you.
Evan
Have to go like full blown. You have to make your own promo on social media and you can't do it on Instagram or Tick Tock. How are you supposed to promote yourself in 2024? Have no idea without being able to post your sounds on the Internet.
Mike
Yeah, that definitely stock as a smaller creator. But hopefully what they're. I see what you're saying, Ben. Like they're working towards a bigger goal which will actually help them in the long.
Evan
Help the artist if that's their goal. Because UMG has always been like the. The first person to copyright music on Instagram on right away.
Ken
Always.
Evan
Yeah, I think UMG is just like, oh, we're missing out on money or we're not getting any money and there's being assholes and taking it.
Ben
Yeah, they could be doing that too. Like, I. I really don't think that those labels are fair at all.
Evan
Yeah, that's what I mean. I think they're just kind of.
Ken
How big of a company is umg?
Mike
Massive.
Ben
Oh, huge.
Ken
They seem to.
Mike
The artist isn't really getting typically that much money. They get ripped.
Evan
Yeah.
Mike
All their deals.
Alex
I saw something like artists only get like 20 of the revenue.
Mike
I'm pretty sure it's less, bro. Song depends how you negotiate it. But some people are getting way less.
Ken
That's crazy.
Mike
They get ripped.
Evan
To your point about strong arming Tick Tock, more than one third of Tick Tock's most popular songs are gone. Well, so, I mean, you take a third music from the platform, that is definitely something.
Alex
So are all those posts like now just silent?
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Oh, every post that you've made with it.
Evan
So for a lot of people, like.
Ben
Going through ours, that makes sense.
Evan
Yeah. I mean all those popular.
Ken
They definitely are strong arming Tick Tock.
Mike
Oh, trying.
Ken
Yeah. Try and try.
Alex
I think just all social media, if they pulled it from everything.
Ben
Yeah, you used to not be able to use songs like that were, you know, copyright by umg. On Instagram reels, they used to get copywritten all the time and then taken down. And now, now like Instagram has obviously like the reels and then the music and you can just add it in like that.
Ken
But now it's probably gonna happen again.
Mike
Are you sure they took it off Instagram?
Ben
And YouTube. I. I didn't see Instagram.
Evan
Well, I guess never. You Never could on YouTube. But it for sure is tick tock. Umg.
Mike
But, like, they can still post their song. Yeah, yeah. So they're fine. That makes complete sense. Like, you can. They can post their video, their music video promoting the song and all that, and they're gonna make money on it.
Evan
But everybody that makes your song go viral, they can't.
Mike
I mean, that's how it is for YouTube videos, though. You think about it, like, there's no copyright song that you can put.
Evan
Yeah. But it's not nearly as viral of a platform. Like, people that's.
Mike
Yeah, right.
Evan
Like, anyway. Seemed crazy to me. Yeah. That they would pull that marketing plug for their artists instead of just signing a deal that got them money.
Ken
Well, on to more important things. How do you guys feel about this? I just saw an article that said climbers of Mount Everest now have. Have to pick up after themselves when they.
Evan
Yeah. They have to bring their own.
Alex
They didn't have to do that before I saw that.
Mike
Why would you.
Ben
Yeah.
Mike
Beast.
Evan
Climb Mount Everest?
Mike
Sorry.
Ben
He was.
Mike
He spent like 24 hours in, like, the Antarctic Circle or something.
Ken
Oh, yeah.
Mike
But they had to pick up all their.
Evan
Too Interesting.
Mike
I think, like, actual. Like, you can't just outside to me, because I think it freezes. It doesn't go anywhere.
Evan
It doesn't go away. So I mean, they always say, like, the people who die up there, you stay up there, stuff like that. But nothing decomposes. So how many people climb on ever?
Ken
Yeah, I guess I didn't think about the. Maybe it was happening in a very concentrated area since people tend to take, what, one?
Evan
Yeah.
Ken
I mean, there's only one way.
Alex
There's only a couple different routes up there.
Ken
I didn't think about that. I was thinking, like, they're in the.
Ben
Ton of trash up there too.
Ken
Right.
Ben
Right.
Ken
Yeah. I got to do more research on that then, because I was thinking, like, if. If we're, like, out snowmobiling and we need a. In the woods, like, just do it.
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
It is a little bit different than if there was just one snowmobile trail.
Ken
Right.
Ben
Every.
Ken
You're right. You're right.
Alex
But it's still, like, you're not the.
Ben
Shit on the trail. You're still cleaning up that angel out of that.
Alex
You're still not cleaning up after yourself, though, at the end of the day.
Ben
Yeah.
Evan
Yeah. It still kind of makes sense if it's. If it's just going to pile up. There's Been in total about 11,000 summits of Mount Everest. Not 11,000 people, but 11,000 times people have gone up and down.
Alex
Says about 800 a year.
Evan
800 a year. So, I mean, yeah, you got 800 people taking a couple deuces.
Mike
There's only been that many people.
Ken
I thought it would actually been more.
Mike
When was the first time someone climbed Mount Everest?
Alex
It was in the last 100 years, I want to say.
Ken
Like, now it's getting pretty popular, but I thought the number was probably way.
Mike
Harder, obviously, back in the day. And now it's getting easier just because of it. Equipment.
Evan
But people didn't really. According to this graph, people didn't really even start doing it until popularly, until, like, the 1990s.
Ken
Wow.
Evan
But now, like Ken said, 800 people are doing it a year, but back then, it looks like 10 or less.
Ben
Well, just think about, like, the equipment.
Ken
Yeah. And the. The weather. Like, sometimes they have to wait at, you know, base camp number one at. For, like, two weeks before they can even go. So then when they can go, everyone goes in a line, and they just. They're shitting everywhere.
Ben
If you guys want to watch a good Netflix documentary, Watch 14 Peaks.
Alex
So good.
Ken
Yeah, that's a great.
Ben
So good. And it just shows, you know, like, what all goes into climbing these. These insane mountains. And, like, I can't imagine the shape that you got to be in. Dude. I can barely. When you get, you know, stuck on your snowmobile out in the mountains, dude, like, seriously, you can be so in shape or what you think is in shape, and then as soon as you're at altitude, you're just. We talked about that in the last podcast with. With ev. But, dude, yeah, man, climbing Mount Everest is, like, got to be one of those things that I. I can seriously never picture myself ever even having interest in doing. No, it doesn't sound fun at all.
Ken
I always sounds like I want to.
Ben
Part of that, but maybe.
Ken
Yeah, that.
Evan
But then I literally climbed 10 flights of stairs, and I'm like, I'm not climbing no mountain.
Ken
You know what I like? I like when the term hike is used. I will hike a mountain.
Evan
Oh, yeah.
Ken
Especially when there's no snow involved. Done it a few times. It's fun climbing a mountain. Count me out if you have to, like, rope onto something.
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
No, I don't even like going for hikes. I think I've said this before on the podcast, but, like, Greta loves going for hikes. I'm like, this is.
Evan
I would much rather take my dirt.
Mike
Bike or myself Next time she goes.
Ben
On a hike, you're like, here, I'm.
Mike
Going to bring my dirt bike. And then you just blow up it. And she's just like, well this sucks. I'm doing this by myself now. Ben's chilling at the top.
Ken
Or you're just like overheating like dad on the 450, son on the PW50.
Ben
You're just like, yeah.
Evan
Just idling up.
Ben
That doesn't sound very fun, but it makes sense. Yeah. Clean up your shit. Yeah, yeah.
Evan
Literally.
Ken
Dude, speaking of those oxygen things that Evan was going on about, he bulk ordered them.
Evan
No way.
Ken
A box of them in his room. Just like bottles of oxygen.
Mike
He wakes up in the middle of the night, just takes one, he's going.
Ben
To start abusing those too.
Ken
I think so.
Mike
Probably be the best thing you could abuse.
Alex
I don't think those things do anything.
Ken
I don't know if they do either. But I'm like, I'm going to get you a black market version of those things called an inhaler. Cuz that's kind of what it is. You know the over the. Not over the. He has the over the counter version. I don't know if it is.
Ben
I'm pretty sure it's steroids.
Mike
I'm pretty sure it's not good for you because if you don't need it, like every time you do it, it. We can weakens your like conditions you. Yeah, yeah.
Ken
The oxygen can see that.
Mike
Yeah. I remember like kids in hockey. Like sometimes like there'd actually be a kid who needed it but then other kids would like hit it.
Evan
Yeah. Want some classic.
Mike
Don't quote me, but I'm. I just would assume it's not good for you.
Evan
Yeah.
Mike
If you don't need it.
Evan
Don't like NFL players do that. Right. When like linemen have to go for a long run, they sit down on the bench.
Ben
Yeah.
Mike
That's not an inhaler though. That's a. Oh, that's just pure. Pure oxygen mask. Yeah.
Evan
Oh, they were just using inhalers.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Oh. What?
Ben
Dude?
Mike
Yeah, not good.
Evan
That doesn't, that doesn't seem good because it's like a steroid or something like that.
Mike
It's not just expands your lungs or something.
Evan
Oh, interesting.
Mike
I'm not entirely sure.
Ben
Sure.
Mike
So maybe I'm not the guy to talk about it.
Ken
I have a prescribed inhaler and I am not. You do talk about it either. Yeah, I don't know if it works or not. It feels like it does.
Mike
What did you.
Ken
I don't really have. I never had asthma attacks.
Ben
Yeah. So why do you have an inhaler?
Ken
Because. Remember when I, like, couldn't get into the National Guard because I. I went into the doctor one time, and I'm like, man, I'm just, like, wheezy, and. And in the winter, if I goes.
Mike
Well, you're out of shape.
Ben
Yeah.
Ken
No, in the winter, it would get worse. Like, you. You know, you got that, like, whatever if you're, like. Like, over exerting yourself. So they, like, prescribed me an inhaler, and I didn't really use it here and there. Sometimes I come inside after freaking shoveling or, I don't know, running around. But then when the National Guard found that out, they're like, you have asthma.
Mike
You can't be.
Ken
You can't be here, bro.
Ben
Really?
Ken
So. And I'm like, I don't really think I have asthma. How often? I know.
Ben
Or maybe you didn't.
Ken
Yeah.
Evan
Yeah.
Ben
Might have worked out.
Ken
No, No.
Ben
I thought they didn't let you in because of your foot.
Ken
No, it was. It was. That was a concern, but it was. It was that crazy. And I'm like, I don't even think I really have asthma. And they're like, how often do you have attacks? I'm like, I never. I don't even know what it's like.
Ben
They're just looking you up and down. Like, you see them right down, Pudgy.
Ken
No, I was, like, pretty scrawny at that time, too. They're probably like, this guy just doesn't have it.
Mike
They didn't want to let you in.
Evan
What do you want to be with?
Mike
They're like, begging everyone else to get in. And Mike, they're like, no, no, no.
Ken
I want to make T shirts on the computer.
Evan
They're like, no, we want guys who want to shoot guns and drive Command.
Mike
Mike's like, let me design us all new uniforms. Like, all right, buddy.
Ken
I love camo.
Ben
I got that going for me.
Ken
I joined the army because I love camo so much.
Ben
Sir, can you take a step away from the table for us? Yeah. Why you step back. I thought those were purple jeans.
Ken
Oh, yeah, that wouldn't be smart to wear those. Those there.
Mike
Were you in your skater? So you weren't, like, a skater when you went. I'm sure I was like, mop haircut, kind of.
Ken
I think so. I mean, I want to say I probably had long hair, but.
Evan
Yeah, you had a higher voice then, too.
Ken
It was. It was awkward. I still have a pretty high voice.
Mike
So they Just told you?
Ken
No, no. They kept dicking us around. Like, I'd go, who's us?
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
Was it just like me and my dad?
Mike
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ben
Like.
Ken
But they just all proud.
Mike
Like, my son signing up for the.
Ben
Military gets there, you won't take them.
Mike
What do you mean? You guys take everyone?
Ben
No. You call around asking for people to sign up. He's here.
Mike
He's here right now.
Ben
We drove all the way here, and you. What do you mean you don't want.
Ken
That's what I was saying. I was like, you guys come to my school and you beg us to come in.
Ben
You say it's so cool. Seriously, this guy can literally do anything. He can clean the floors.
Ken
I even. What about serving food, bro? But it was like, the passing, the whole physical thing. They wouldn't even let me take the physical because they were concerned about my foot too. And I was like, bro, I'm fine. Let's just take it. You don't even have to tell anybody. I'll just perform in front of you.
Ben
You know, do some sprints.
Mike
And they got to a field, like, running.
Ken
All right, you better not be wheezing and I better not see any limp. I want a straight run, like the flag pulling back.
Evan
Mike comes back.
Ben
Mike, he's doing push ups.
Ken
No, I was like, ready. I was ready if they were. I'm like, he's wearing his gym shoes. Had good old Nike Freeze back in the day. Bright neon green.
Ben
Okay, so they tell you no. How does that go when they say no?
Ken
It just basically was like, hey, I need to enroll in school or I need to know if I'm going to basic. And then they were like, okay, we'll. We'll get. I was like, I need to know in a day. You know, you give them a deadline, they're like, I need to know by tomorrow because I'm going to the school or.
Evan
And you know it's bad if you're pushing. I know.
Ben
That's what I was saying. You're giving them a fucking ultimatum. No, they're pushing it off.
Evan
That's Draws it lines on deadlines. Like US Government deadlines.
Ben
Yeah, they.
Ken
They responded back and they were just like, you know, we regret to inform you that your son's too stupid.
Ben
They just wrote it to your.
Mike
Son.
Ben
Like, you don't. It was pretty.
Mike
He doesn't.
Ben
Listen. I do realize that this is gonna be an extreme disappointment, but I'm sure you used to that.
Ken
No, they sent it to me and it was like very. Just. Okay. Wow. All Right. And then literally went into the community college and then enrolled in, like, a day.
Evan
I remember they don't let you.
Ben
Mike's like, well, fine, I guess I'll.
Mike
Just stick around and work on the farm. Mike's dad and grandpa, Like, I don't know about that.
Ben
What am I gonna do?
Ken
I think about that day a lot, too, because it was a transition point. And I don't know why I was still so caught up on this, but it was when they said that I had to have a Mac for the graphic design.
Evan
I remember that, dude.
Ken
And I was just all like, why do I have to have a Mac? I was like, I don't want a Mac. I have Windows and it works well, and I'll get a new Windows if I have to, but I'm not getting a Mac. And they're like, then you can't. You will not be able to take any of the classes. And I was like, all right, I'll get a Mac. And then from there, like, I just feel like we just crush it on Max. I love that we all work on Max. And, like, I know it's not that deep, but.
Mike
Yeah, dude. Do you guys see the new Apple provision or whatever the it's called?
Ben
Dude, all the.
Mike
You ordered one, Ken.
Ken
No.
Ben
Shut up.
Mike
Oh, yeah, right?
Alex
People driving cars with those things, though.
Ken
Seeing, like, more coverage on these things than, like, so many. So many funny stuff.
Alex
People, they look so stupid wearing.
Mike
Oh, 100. But I was so caught off by how many influencers. Like, we'll say, like, I saw Danny got one. I saw Buttery got one.
Ben
Obviously.
Ken
Nice.
Mike
That Casey Neistat. That kind of makes sense. I saw, like, Balin Levine got one. I saw the Nelkwoods got one. Like, all these people got one on the very first day.
Ben
And I was just surprised.
Mike
I was like, none of these people strike me as someone who would be like, I need this today. But they were all posting about it, like, and, you know, people are interested in it. I saw Roman got one. You know, all this, it's kind of interesting, but it's the new hot thing.
Alex
That everybody, like, there's so much coverage on it. Anybody's just gonna click a video that has.
Mike
It seems like more of a novelty item than a trend. And, like, VR headsets have been around for forever, but since Apple made it going back to the Mac thing, they just got different serious poll. Like, you know, it's done right and, like, it's going to be, you know.
Alex
See what your cost, though.
Mike
It's like four grand.
Alex
Like, 3,500 bucks.
Mike
Four grand after tax.
Ken
Yeah.
Ben
Dang.
Ken
But I. I did a small amount of research on the, you know, the Oculus or whatever. Or now it's called the Meta. The Meta 3 seems pretty decent, and then the price reflects it, but it's the Apple Vision seems way, way, way better.
Mike
Oh, for sure.
Evan
I think it's really Oculus the.
Ken
The new Meta 3. Yeah, you can. And apparently it's, like, way better than. What do they call it? Just pass through, whatever. But it's way better than the Meta 2. But then the Vision pros look like they're way.
Mike
What do you use something like this for? Like, realistically, what do you use?
Ben
Well, did you see what is the.
Alex
I saw there's things like you can. You can, like, use your computer screen, and then it can, like, project it, like, in space.
Mike
Yeah.
Alex
You have, like, multiple windows. But I was like, that seems pointless.
Evan
We could be sitting here. Ken could be sitting now on the podcast desk, but he would just have those on. And then when we ask him a.
Ken
Question, he just sits there.
Evan
He goes like this.
Mike
It'd have been really funny if, like, Ken had it. And then, like, it cuts to Ken after, like, halfway through the podcast, he finally says something. He just has his headset on.
Evan
I know. I wish you did. I kind of thought you were gonna get him.
Mike
I'm surprised you don't, Ken. I feel like maybe Ken was worried he would get made fun of, so he's like, I'm not gonna get it.
Alex
I think it'd be nice for a plane. Like, you can.
Mike
Oh, yeah.
Alex
Only way I could see that I would buy one is if I flew a lot more.
Mike
What would you use your, you know, use your VR headset for primarily, would.
Alex
You say, basically would just watch movies? Because you can, like, fill. Like, you can give the illusion of a bigger screen than what's actually there. Yeah, you can, like, fill the space. But other than that, I was like, what else are you going to do with it?
Evan
You could fulfill merch orders while having everything up on the screen.
Mike
Actually, that actually kind of sick. Okay, now I'm starting to see stuff.
Evan
To customer servicings. Damn. Are we talking ourselves into these.
Mike
Talking thing? You just speech attacks. You go respond to the email. You're. Dude, you'd be actually probably able to do a lot of stuff.
Evan
Shut the fuck up. Your order's coming.
Ken
The biggest thing is the pass through that it's got to be good. If the pass through is not good, then it's. Then all it is is Just like a gaming system or a personal.
Mike
It just seems weird that you'd be like grabbing things. No, you just use that to click. That's how you click. So you're just like pinching your fingers. But you have to look at something dead set on. It's crazy. So like you have to intentionally make sure you're locked in on that thing you're looking at to click it.
Evan
What?
Mike
And then your fingers just like, it has such a wide field of view. Like you could have your hand down here. You could just be like.
Evan
Yeah, that's really. What you need is a little like thing on your finger.
Mike
So should we get one?
Ben
See, I didn't want to try to on them because I could probably see myself buying a set and then. I don't want to be a hypocrite.
Mike
Yeah, I'm not necessarily talking, am I? I'm just more so like it, it just seems like a novelty item and I'm, I'm just surprised at how many people were like, I need this day one. Like they must have ordered it a while ago and before it was really such a big trend. Like I would have never foreseen it being as popular.
Evan
Yeah.
Mike
Or as much interest as it's gotten for that.
Alex
You're buying a first generation product. Like look at the first generation iPhone compared to what they can do today.
Mike
Oh, it's going to be amazing.
Alex
In five years it's probably going to be worth buy but today it's like all that stuff is so limited.
Mike
Yeah.
Alex
That in the future it's just me like, oh, you have the first one. This is worthless.
Mike
It's kind of lame that you got that like cord and a battery pack. Like that shit's not going to last around until the second gen, like, you know.
Ken
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I agree. I, I just, I'm way, I'd way rather have it on my hip than more weight on my head.
Mike
True. Yeah. How does that work?
Ben
Do you have headphones on or like.
Ken
Yeah, how does they use like spatial audio or something? It's like it kind of just projects.
Ben
Right. You probably sync it up with earbuds.
Alex
No, it's like headphone things that don't go in your ears. It's kind of weird.
Ben
If you want it like quiet, no.
Ken
Other people can't really hear it.
Mike
Yeah.
Evan
You guys remember those speakers? They were really popular probably, I don't know, six, seven years ago where they wouldn't make noise and then you put them on a surface and then they turn the whole thing into a Speaker?
Ken
Yeah.
Evan
Remember those?
Ben
No.
Evan
Oh, dude, they were so legit. You like put it on the roof of your car and then your whole car makes noise.
Mike
What?
Evan
Yeah, it was kind of a.
Ken
Cool.
Evan
Remember?
Alex
Yeah, I bought one of those.
Ken
I think. I don't think anything happened to them. That was the worst part. I like the whole idea of it. But they were like ten dollar Bluetooth speakers.
Mike
That just. Yeah.
Ken
Sounds like.
Evan
But I don't know, something with the vibrations. It does that. But I think it does it on your head. So. Yeah, you could put on your head and then you would just hear it in your head.
Ben
What?
Evan
That was cool.
Mike
Kind of weird.
Ken
You guys remember like tooth tunes, the toothbrushes, that.
Mike
Oh, yeah, yeah, Same thing.
Ben
Was that actually a thing?
Ken
It was.
Ben
I never had one.
Ken
I never had one either, but I had, you know, other peers at school that was like, oh, yeah, I got one of those. Yeah. It plays the songs kind of every day.
Mike
You got like 50 Cent. And then like every night before you bed, you're listening to them and then you get all hyped up.
Ben
I don't know what you know about me.
Evan
Yeah. Be kind of legit, actually.
Ken
Bring them back. Yeah. Because think the technology is way better now.
Evan
Yeah.
Ken
We got shoes. We can grind with toothbrushes, with music.
Mike
We're kind of going back in, back in time.
Ken
Yeah.
Ben
Like all good things. Everything comes around history repeating itself.
Evan
Good times.
Ben
I feel like we went over a lot of stuff.
Ken
Yeah.
Mike
I'm gonna go to Best Buy and just do some shopping.
Ben
Dude. Next podcast, we're all wearing them.
Ken
That would be. So the other thing is, like, if any. If anyone is thinking about buying them, should literally probably do it in the next two days because they're probably gonna be not talked about in about two weeks.
Ben
So.
Ken
Gotta make your content now.
Ben
All right, well, that's a wrap. If you haven't subscribed, subscribe and we'll see you guys in the next one.
Ken
Peace.
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