The Consequences of Our Pranks, Kens Car Regrets, & Caffeine Addiction

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: The Consequences of Our Pranks, Ken’s Car Regrets, & Caffeine Addiction

Date: May 27, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, the CboysTV crew—CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, and friends—share stories from their recent adventures, debate the merits of extreme caffeine intake, discuss the fallout from their relentless pranking culture, reflect on the challenges of owning vintage cars, and engage in candid conversations about internet hate, dating dilemmas, and being at the top of the "three-wheeler" game.

Mixing genuine camaraderie with their signature mischief, the guys reveal the behind-the-scenes chaos and competition that define their lives—both on and off screen.

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Key Discussions & Insights

1. Caffeine Consumption & Effects

• [00:00–13:02]
  • Gavin’s daily intake: Typically 600–900mg of caffeine, sometimes hitting 1200mg (“We try and stay around that six range just to have that happy medium right in the pocket, but sometimes we get out of hand.”—Gavin, 09:44).
  • Mayo Clinic/FDA recommendations discussed (400mg max ideal), and the potential dangers—agitation, insomnia, heart issues at higher doses.
  • Quotes:
    • “I don't know if I'm the average male. I think I'm a little bit different.” — Gavin, [10:55]
    • “I know not good when I want to make it to 100.” — Gavin, [11:29]

2. Gavin’s Dating Dilemma

• [05:45–09:40]
  • Gavin confesses his inclination for older women and recounts a recent romantic encounter, only to discover the woman was married.
  • The group reassures him he’s not at fault, but empathizes with his disappointment.
  • Memorable exchange:
    • “Because of how much I actually liked her, too.” — Gavin, [07:45]
    • “It's really just a cruel world out there, man. You can't trust anyone.” — Evan, [07:34]

3. Living on Edge: The Prank Culture

• [00:12–05:32]
  • Gavin details how always being the target of pranks leaves him anxious: “Probably the worst part about being friends with you guys is I have to be on edge 24/7.” — Gavin, [00:12, 04:45]
  • Even normal encounters (like a strange interaction in a sauna) can feel like setups.
  • The crew jokes about Gavin’s perpetual paranoia from their pranks.

4. Pranks and Aftermath

• [26:03–29:39]
  • Story of attempting (and mostly failing) to do burnouts with Dalton’s truck—leads to a minor truck valence damage controversy.
  • Memorable quote:
    “I gotta pick you up from Zorba's like every night. I picked you up from Zorbas for the last two weeks.” — Mike, [28:41]
  • Repairs, Venmo debates, and the never-ending “wasn’t me” defense.

5. Ken’s Vintage Car Regrets and Joys

• [18:44–20:58]
  • Ken shares the realities (and headaches) of owning a 1965 Lincoln Continental.
  • Debates sending it to California for specialized restoration and upgrades (“Sometimes they don't work. Then you walk away for five minutes, and then it just magically works again. All just the weird stuff about vintage cars.” — David, [18:53])
  • Considerations about driving classic cars long distances.

6. Burnouts, Banter, and Friendly Rivalries

• [21:17–25:19]
  • Gavin prepares for a trip to Kansas Horsepower Rodeo, debates tire sizes, boasts manual driving prowess, and jokes about previous clutch replacement incidents (“You guys were giving me crap the second time I ever showed up…” — Gavin, 22:24).

7. Scams, Schemes, & Foibles

• [33:53–38:30]
  • CJ shares getting scammed—paying $1,500 for a chain that turned out to be plastic.
  • Group commiserates, but Evan admits, “Nothing that makes you happier than your other friends having problems.” — Ken, [35:50]
  • Discussion turns to online purchases, faulty orders, and ongoing quests for legit jewelry and vehicles.

8. Three Wheeler Culture: The Throne and the Competition

• [41:29–49:17]
  • Gavin’s standing in the three-wheeler world gets scrutinized, especially with new challengers emerging.
  • Compares skills with online nemesis, acknowledges legitimate competition, and reflects on what it takes to “wear the crown.”
  • Quote: “Do you think you've almost created a monster? Like, you brought back three wheelers but now... they're coming for your spot.” — Evan, [48:59]
  • Gavin humbly claims, “My spot as a three wheeler king might be shortly lived with all these up and coming riders, I'll tell you that.” — Gavin, [49:20]

9. Internet Hate & “Fake Redneck” Accusations

• [54:43–56:18]
  • Gavin addresses the rise of negative comments, most fueled by the crew’s own running jokes (especially the “fake redneck” moniker).
  • The guys admit it's now just part of the bit, and debate whether any of them are "real" rednecks after all.

10. Leveraging Haters & Rage-Baiting for Engagement

• [56:15–57:59]
  • Mike reveals a strategy: intentionally stoking online comments to boost engagement, then winning haters back (“So what I'll do is I'll piss people off, they'll comment, it'll push me to other people… and then further down the road, I'll try to win them back.” — Mike, [56:44])
  • “If you don't got haters, you're not popping, Gav.” — Evan, [56:15]

11. Miscellaneous: Life, Trucks, and Hot Dogs

• [60:09–66:12]
  • Tangents on Oscar Meyer Wienermobiles, monster truck repairs, pets eating leftover snacks, classic car maintenance, and selling/trading bikes among friends.
  • Jokes about hot dog consumption: “But that was the same day someone told me they shave five minutes off your life every time you eat one.” — Ken, [62:09]

12. Dangerous Driving and Adventure Recap

• [66:12–67:59]
  • Story about braving a snowstorm with a janky setup—bike lashed to a broken-down car, Cheetos everywhere, and no windshield wipers.
  • Crew is awed (in hindsight) by their survival and the dedication it took (“We actually had no business making it to the Airbnb that night.” — Gavin, [67:21])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Trust Issues:
  “It's really just a cruel world out there, man. You can't trust anyone.” — Evan, [07:34]

• On Prank Anxiety:
  “Probably the worst part about being friends with you guys is I have to be on edge 24/7.” — Gavin, [00:12, 04:45]

• On Caffeine Tolerance:
  “I don't think I'm the average male. I think I'm a little bit different.” — Gavin, [10:55]

• On Three-Wheeler Fame:
  “Everyone wants to be the king until they feel the weight of the crown.” — Ken, [48:32]

• On Hate as Engagement:
  “If you don't got haters, you're not popping, Gav.” — Evan, [56:15]

• On Life’s Simple Joys:
  “But that was the same day someone told me they shave five minutes off your life every time you eat one.” — Ken, [62:09]

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Timestamps Guide

• 00:00–04:45: Opening banter, airport and Zorba’s, prank paranoia
• 05:45–09:40: Gavin's dating woes and married lady saga
• 09:40–13:02: Caffeine, health effects, and bio-tracking talk
• 18:44–20:58: Ken's old Lincoln—classic car ups, downs, and fixes
• 21:17–25:19: Road trip, burnouts, and manual driving adventures
• 26:03–29:39: Dalton’s truck, burnouts gone wrong and the “Wasn’t Me” defense
• 33:53–38:30: Scammed! CJ’s $1,500 plastic gold chain
• 41:29–49:17: Throne of three-wheeler culture, challengers & nemeses
• 54:43–56:18: Internet hate, “fake redneck” identity crisis
• 56:15–57:59: Rage-baiting and hater engagement
• 60:09–66:12: Monster trucks, wienermobiles, snacks, and wild side stories
• 66:12–67:59: Snowstorm survival and adventure wrap-up

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Closing

The episode wraps up with more three-wheeler challenges and jokes about who truly wears the crown in their unique, tight-knit community. If you're into offbeat camaraderie, thrilling (and sometimes dumb) stunts, and raw honesty about the “influencer” lifestyle, this episode delivers.

“Let’s go hit the skate park, Gav. We got work to do.” — CJ, [68:12]

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Transcript

[Alex]

How many milligrams of caffeine you think.

[Gavin]

You have a day? Anywhere from 600 to 900.

[CJ]

Ben, why are you so obsessed with touching me?

[Gavin]

Stop. Guys, I'm getting anxious.

[Ken]

Nothing that makes you happier than your other friends having problems.

[Gavin]

Probably the worst part about being friends with you guys is I have to be on edge 24 7.

[Ken]

Are you sure Gavin hasn't been hanging out with your girlfriend?

[Evan]

Which one would you pick, Gav?

[Gavin]

Titties or beer?

[Evan]

Yeah, between titties or beer, one's gone for the rest of your life.

[Gavin]

What am I picking? Dude? That's a good question. Probably. You stay with the boobies, you lose the beer, man. You still got whiskey.

[Evan]

There you go, Brainer.

[Alex]

Ben, you look like you're dressing like Ben Roth, but you're trying to, like, hide that you are. Yeah, you do something about that.

[Evan]

He looks like he's going to the airport. He's trying to blend in.

[Ken]

I'm going undercover. Yeah, that's actually funny, Ryan.

[Alex]

You just need, like, some shades, maybe a beard.

[Ken]

Yeah, I was, like, kind of getting dressed today, and I was walking out and Gav was actually at my house, and he goes, that's the fit you're going with, huh? And I go, yeah, it's about what I wear every single day for the last six years.

[Alex]

You didn't.

[Ken]

Should I switch something off?

[Gavin]

It was just all black. Thank you. Yeah, straight black. Kind of caught me off guard for a second there.

[Ken]

Yeah, sorry about that.

[Alex]

We picked up Gab from the airport last night, and he walks out of the airport at freaking 9:30pm and he's freak. He doesn't have sleeves on. He goes, well, I'm coming to see you guys, baby.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I mean, he knew that they were gonna get ripped off either way.

[Gavin]

Either way. And I knew we were going straight to Zorba. So what do you do? You don't wear sleeves as Orbas.

[Alex]

Honestly, surprised you had. Surprised you had the balls to wear sweatshirt with sleeves today.

[Gavin]

I shouldn't be wearing it, I'll tell you that right now.

[Ken]

How late were you at Zorba's, Gab?

[Gavin]

11. 11?

[Evan]

Only 11? That's light work.

[CJ]

Closes at 10. 11 is pretty good.

[Evan]

Sorry, I guess I didn't know. I figured you guys would be staying there till 2. I guess when I go, it's the weekend. Not midweek, but Any. Any luck with the ladies? Were there any ladies there for you, Gav? You're still single?

[Gavin]

Still single, man. No. Not much here in Cormat right now. We got to wait probably another month or two until summer's fully aboard.

[Evan]

There's not much going on here right now.

[Gavin]

Early.

[Evan]

Pretty low key for you?

[Gavin]

Yeah, probably after Memorial Day. That's when I expected to ramp up a little bit more around here, but.

[Ken]

And did you have any luck when you were at the country music festival this weekend?

[Gavin]

Dude, we had a good time, man. I mean, not too much serious luck, but definitely met some cute girls and had a fun time.

[Evan]

Really?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ken]

100 and how. Like, what kind of girl, dude?

[Gavin]

I mean, not too heavy, actually. They were awesome. Yeah. Not too heavy out there. They were all in shape, you know, that was part of. Probably the problem is they were too skinny for me, so.

[CJ]

Single.

[Gavin]

Single. But it was a great time. No, Heck of a time. Went to sand in my Boots in the Gulf Shores, dude, and had a heck of a time. I haven't seen that many people in my life. It was insane.

[Ken]

Yeah. That was crazy. That was a crazy crowd. It's kind of insane, like, to think about, like, what. What happens if somebody, like, has a heat stroke in the middle of that crowd?

[Gavin]

Nothing good.

[Alex]

Was it on the beach? Like, you're are. You're standing in sand, Dude, I have.

[Gavin]

Sand in my boots still. There's a reason it's called sand in My Boots, dude, you are on the beach.

[CJ]

Dump it out.

[Gavin]

I don't know. It kind of makes me like. I. I don't know. I like having it in there. It makes me think about the good times I had. Yeah.

[Alex]

Who was performing? Obviously Morgan Post Malone.

[Gavin]

Post Malone. I didn't show up until Saturday, so I only got to see, like, Riley Green. I saw Bailey Zimmerman, Morgan Wallen. I missed Big X, though. I was sad.

[Alex]

What?

[Ken]

I'd love to see Big X. Yep.

[Gavin]

He's one of my favorites. Him and Mexican ot. Those are my two favorite rappers. Right?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

You got to come to the concert when Ev's gonna come to Fargo.

[Alex]

You think he'll like Evan's Camino?

[Gavin]

How could you not, dude?

[Mike]

He's.

[Gavin]

He's a true country boy right there, man. He's going to be able to appreciate a good Camino.

[CJ]

What do you think about his bullfighting?

[Gavin]

What a dog for that.

[CJ]

Can you believe that? I like him anyways. Like, I thought he was a dope dude, and then seeing that clip.

[Gavin]

Well, yeah, he didn't have to do that. There's no point in him naturally going and doing it. Besides being cool.

[Evan]

Oh, it jumped over. That's sick.

[Alex]

I mean, boom. Other than getting ran into by a bull it looks pretty fun.

[Gavin]

It looks like so much fun. I kind of want to do it that you want to do that part.

[Ken]

But luckily for you, I think we can probably make that happen.

[Gavin]

Let's not make that.

[CJ]

There's no turning back now. It's too late.

[Gavin]

All right, let's run it. It just sucks because I'm gonna have no clue it's coming.

[Ken]

It kind of looks like you.

[Gavin]

You guys are gonna take me to undisclosed location. Next thing you know, five minutes later, I'm gonna be fighting a bull.

[CJ]

You're blindfolded. We walk you out into the middle of the ring.

[Gavin]

That's how everything goes.

[CJ]

All right, we'll take. Take the blindfold off, and in one, you.

[Gavin]

I never have a clue what's going on.

[CJ]

You hear that gate close, dude?

[Alex]

Actually, Gav was tweaking last night. I dropped him off at Zorbas to hang out with Evan. There was a bunch of sleeping bags in the front of the truck.

[Gavin]

He was.

[Alex]

What are we doing?

[Gavin]

Oh, I thought we were. I thought we were camping, dude. I thought we were camping, and we. I thought we were eating beans, and we were gonna be camping, man.

[Evan]

I was taking up the airport. We're staying on an island.

[David]

He's like, what?

[Evan]

In the rain?

[Gavin]

Probably the worst part about being friends with you guys is I have to be on edge 24 7. I'll be in Puerto Rico and think something's gonna go on.

[Evan]

You live your life on edge.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

He knows. Like, are they pulling a prank on me? I know I'm in a whole nother country, but you never know.

[Gavin]

No freaking clue.

[Alex]

Wait, what happened in Puerto Rico that you thought could have been us?

[Gavin]

That was just an example. But, dude, I was in the sauna the other day, and some guy starts talking to me all weird, like. Just starts talking to me, like, giving me some stats. I go, talk to me about the watch. He goes, I'm not talking about my watch. And I go, like, really? Yeah. Just started being, like, a total weirdo.

[Evan]

Why was he wearing a watch?

[Gavin]

Because he was a weird dude. He was on something, bro. I have no clue what the guy was on. I was like, all right, the boys are probably trolling me. Or, like, the boys are telling this guy to come.

[Evan]

Like, it's gonna be, like, in 30 years from now, you'll still be like, are the boys pulling something on me?

[Gavin]

Oh, seriously, everything's a prank.

[Evan]

You do get worked up pretty easily.

[Gavin]

Gav, as you saw an hour ago.

[Evan]

Yeah, so can we talk about your current dilemma? You know, obviously, Leave out any kind of information that could incriminate anyone.

[Gavin]

Ah, dude. I mean, I love women that are older. That's probably my biggest problem.

[Mike]

And they love you.

[Gavin]

They do love me.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Because I'm at, like.

[Ken]

They think that you're, like, low 40s.

[Gavin]

Yeah, 100%. I'm at the perfect age to get the woman I like. I love these older women, and now I finally have a chance to get them, so it's been hard staying away from them.

[Evan]

Explain what the dilemma was, though. You met a cute girl. She looks younger, but she's older. She's correct. And you guys had a late night.

[Gavin]

Had a late night. We just hung out, man.

[Evan]

But, you know, and it was pretty. Pretty low key, all things considered.

[Gavin]

The biggest problem was how much I fell in love, if you want to know the truth. Yeah, I fell in love.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

You're still pretty flustered about it, but I'd say that. I'd say that's not the biggest problem, though.

[Ken]

Yeah, that seems, like, pretty.

[Evan]

That's like the second problem to the first biggest problem.

[CJ]

She's married.

[Alex]

Isn't.

[Evan]

She's married?

[Ken]

What do you mean?

[David]

No, the picture you showed me, like, if you zoom in on her hand, she's clearly wearing a wedding ring.

[Gavin]

Stop, guys. I'm getting anxious.

[Evan]

Well, we're not gonna. We're not gonna show a picture.

[Ken]

We're not gonna say either. This is not on you.

[Gavin]

Correct.

[Ken]

I don't think this is on you at all. A married woman that was not wearing her wedding ring.

[Gavin]

Correct.

[Ken]

That told Gavin that she was single. And then Gavin told us how in love he was, and we started doing some research, and we were like, oh, yeah, this woman is married. And he goes, how do you know? And we go, well, here's a photo of her with her husband and kids. And yesterday.

[Evan]

Yeah, well, he was like. He was being weird about it. I got her first name, and then I found her under his following. And it was literally yesterday.

[Ken]

I was like, what do you mean?

[Evan]

You were under debate whether she had a husband. She just post a picture yesterday with him.

[Ken]

Gavin feels like he did something wrong, but I feel like you didn't.

[Gavin]

Thank you for that.

[Ken]

Well, you didn't know. Genuinely were duped.

[Evan]

You're not wrong for feeling bad. I'd feel bad about it.

[Gavin]

So bad.

[Evan]

Yeah. It's really just a cruel world out there, man. You can't trust anyone.

[Alex]

I can actually feel.

[Evan]

Yeah. Gavin.

[Alex]

Feel the energy off of Gavin. Right.

[Gavin]

No, it's okay. I've been worked up about it. Just because of how much I actually liked her, too.

[Alex]

That is a bummer. You never know.

[Evan]

She was pretty. She was.

[Ken]

She was.

[Evan]

She is very pretty.

[Alex]

She was like, wow.

[Gavin]

That, you know.

[Evan]

I know.

[Gavin]

Oh, not good, bro. Makes the guy all worked up. Like, holy crap.

[CJ]

Do you think her man even rides three wheelers?

[Gavin]

That's probably the problem.

[Alex]

She was looking for a three wheeler rider.

[Gavin]

Well, seriously, I walked in there, my shirt was completely torn right down the middle. Like, there's no way I'm pulling any girls. And somehow.

[Alex]

Really?

[Gavin]

Oh, it was bad.

[Evan]

How did you tear your shirt down the middle?

[Gavin]

Well, because of course, my buddies were like, dude, it's not cut up enough after you guys already cut it once.

[Evan]

The Lulu.

[Gavin]

No, the other one. The one that. The life wide open one. The black one. So then they're like, all right, we got to cut it right down the middle. So we cut it right down the middle.

[CJ]

Wow.

[Gavin]

Yeah. And there was the Jose Cuervo girl. She was working at the tent. She gave us the scissors. And I start chatting with her a little bit more. She goes, oh, I have a boyfriend. But then we cut it, and I start flirting with her a little bit more, but she goes, oh, that looks good. And then I start dancing a little bit more. She goes, but if I didn't have a boyfriend, must look.

[Ken]

Okay, I see your type.

[Gavin]

No, that's when I stayed away. Dude, I do not. No, I'm not about that. I do not want to take another guy's woman, I'll tell you that.

[CJ]

Yeah, that's never happened before to you.

[Gavin]

I'd much rather have a single woman, I'll tell you that.

[Evan]

Anyways, yeah, so that was Gavin's latest dilemma that he was all worked up about. He was telling me about an hour ago, and he was, like, hyperventilating.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Like, breathing all hard. I'm like, bro, chill. Like, it's just you and I here.

[Gavin]

Well, now it's you and I know.

[Alex]

He listened to the last podcast. Your story is not safe with us in quotes. Do you think that maybe your rising levels is a contributing factor? Is the fact that you had probably. How. How many milligrams of caffeine today?

[Gavin]

Dude, I've been anxious since it happened.

[Evan]

But two days ago. You've been anxious for two days about this?

[Mike]

I mean.

[Gavin]

No, no, no. It got anxious once I got on the plane, but then it was like, oh, crap. I don't think the caffeine has anything to do with. I normally run this much caffeine.

[Ken]

You're saying you Just had a feeling.

[Gavin]

No, no, let's just stop talking about it. It was just not the situation. I don't. I don't want to deal with that situation.

[Evan]

Well, we'll move on.

[Alex]

Yeah. I am intrigued in your caffeine intake. How many milligrams of caffeine you think.

[Gavin]

You have a day, dude? Probably roughly. We were talking about this a second ago. Anywhere from 600 to 900. We try and stay around that six range just to have that happy medium right in the pocket, but sometimes we get out of hand. Holy smokes.

[Evan]

600 is in the pocket. That's like maxing out.

[CJ]

Have you ever felt like. I think I might have overdone it today, dude.

[Gavin]

Only once or twice on hard edit dates, but not. Not too often.

[Ken]

And what do you think you got up to?

[Gavin]

Oh, we probably were pushing 12 around that point.

[Evan]

So how's your body, Ken?

[Ken]

Can you look up? As in you probably just can't.

[Evan]

He probably just can't think. He's sitting there. He's like, why can't I think of something? Oh, I probably need more caffeine. And then he drinks more and then he goes. Even he starts spinning his tires even more.

[Alex]

That's a lot of cats.

[Gavin]

So it is a lot of caffeine.

[Ken]

So.

[David]

So the Mayo Clinic recommends that you don't go over 400 milligrams of caffeine. Already passed doses of a thousand milligrams of caffeine have generated detrimental side effects with early symptoms being insomnia, restlessness, and agitation.

[Gavin]

Yeah, agitation might be there, but I sleep like a baby. Still.

[Ken]

1200Mg or more in a short time is considered a toxic dose and can cause seizures, heart arrhythmias, vomiting, in rare cases, death.

[Alex]

Now, when you build like gav, dude.

[Gavin]

I don't know if I'm the average male. I think I'm a little bit different.

[Evan]

I don't know.

[David]

Just keep order to 4,000 because that's listed by the FDA as a lethal dose of caffeine.

[Alex]

Keep her a ways underneath that, please.

[Gavin]

I mean, I'm 225. I think I could take around 900 every day and be all right.

[David]

Keep her below five.

[Gavin]

Keep it below five.

[Ken]

Guys look up like, what is a healthy amount for a 225 pound brick house?

[Evan]

I feel like you can work up, like you can increase your tolerance.

[Ken]

Yeah, probably because you have high tolerance doesn't mean that it's good for you.

[Evan]

It's definitely probably hard on your heart.

[Gavin]

I know not good when I want to make it to 100.

[Evan]

Possibly even your brain.

[Ken]

Oh, yeah, that's right. That is your goal.

[Gavin]

Oh, 100 to 100.

[Ken]

You live a crazy life.

[Gavin]

So even want that. I know. I just want to keep having fun for as long as possible. Why wouldn't you at that point, 80.

[Ken]

Year old, you're gonna be like your grandpa.

[David]

The FDA says about 400 milligrams of caffeine a day generally has no negative side effects.

[Alex]

No negative. Interesting.

[Evan]

They were saying something like drinking three cups of coffee is actually supposedly good. There's a lot of health benefits to it. And they found that there was people that drink three cups of coffee a day were much less likely to have like neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer's and stuff like that.

[David]

Three cups of coffee is roughly 400 milligrams. Really?

[Evan]

No, it's not.

[David]

This is what the FDA says.

[Evan]

So I think most cups of coffee are probably 40.

[CJ]

Dude, 100%.

[Evan]

And then so three of them. So you're probably in the 150. But yeah, dude, it's interesting. So I've worn this whoop for like almost two years now. Right. And they just got this new one that came out and it can tell you. And I don't know how accurate this is, but it gives you like your whoop age based off of your, you know, like your heart rate, all. All the health things. And then it can tell you your pace of aging.

[Gavin]

Damn.

[Ken]

Really? Yeah.

[Evan]

And right now my. My Whoop age is 27.3, but my pace of aging is 0.5. So for every year that I live, my like, biological aging is only six months. That's pretty good because I'm living like so clean right now.

[Alex]

But you had a couple hard years.

[Ken]

That.

[Evan]

I definitely had some hard years. So I probably started out maybe in the 30s, but I'm working backwards. But I'd be curious what like your guys's are.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

How are we looking on that?

[Evan]

Ev?

[Gavin]

What are you thinking dialed on?

[Evan]

Evan would probably be like, really young. Honestly, he's just like built. You're built, right?

[CJ]

Ben, why are you so obsessed with touching me? Because you just love to like poke me and grab me by my waist.

[Ken]

Yeah, it's just really weird.

[CJ]

Like the poke when we're in public and you come up behind me and grab both your. Yeah, it's weird, dude. People are going to start thinking weird things.

[Ken]

Like, it's not like I hold on to him for a while, but I do give them a little squeeze. It's just like to remind you that they're there. I feel like you're getting used to living with them. So me touching them is you being like, oh, yeah, they're still there. And then every time I poke your belly, it's more of just like a curiosity thing of like, what's the feel like? Yeah, Evan's belly is insane. Like, look at it. No, like, like actually look at this. Just let me for the camera.

[Gavin]

It's like, what was the turning point?

[Ken]

This is a hard poke right here. And it isn't even going in.

[CJ]

Just, just so much.

[Evan]

Dude, you're blo.

[CJ]

It's just simply full of beer.

[Gavin]

Drinking so much beer for the past three years I've known you, it's only the past year that you've started to show it.

[CJ]

Yeah, no, I've been drinking a lot of beer.

[Gavin]

Like even more beer.

[David]

Yes.

[Gavin]

And how do we feel about that?

[CJ]

I usually feel pretty good after six or eight beer.

[Ken]

The density of it is really what gets me because, like, I'd imagine this is what it would feel like to like poke like Bert Chrysler's gut.

[CJ]

Yeah, they do say, like the hard fat is like the worst kind of.

[Ken]

Because it's the hardest to get rid of.

[CJ]

I don't know, I think.

[Ken]

But it's weird.

[CJ]

It's not like you think so.

[Evan]

It's just bloated.

[Ken]

She's got some, I guess, like, I.

[Evan]

Need to take a good dump, like, maybe. But yeah, I think you're just like, you're probably just so inflamed from all the beer and it's just bloated, like in that way. It's not all fat.

[Alex]

You could probably shed like £25 if you just quit drinking and then like did one of those one week fasts.

[CJ]

Dude, I was good. I was gonna do that. And then I just like kept getting thirsty every day around like 4 or 5 o', clock, sometimes 7. I'm like, man, would be kind of nice to not drink beers, but massive beers are gonna taste good right now.

[Ken]

Ken went on like a new no beer diet. Just straight dirty martinis. And for those of you that are wondering what a martini is, it's a fancy glass that has vodka in it and then usually an olive. But Ken just says, just waft the olive.

[David]

Just a little double shot of tequila or a double shot of vodka and.

[Evan]

Then that's it in a fancy glass that he sips on.

[CJ]

They put ice in there?

[David]

No, no, they put the ice in before to chill with glass and then they shake the Vodka in the ice.

[Ken]

Ah, dude, I can't think of many, many drinks worse.

[David]

Oh, they're fantastic. Once you, like, grow a taste for it, they're the best.

[Gavin]

What's it taste like?

[Ken]

Vodka.

[Gavin]

Vodka with a little bit of olive. I know, but you have the olive in there. Does it give a weird little.

[David]

No. Olive juice is great.

[Ken]

Yeah, but he doesn't have the olive in it. He says, wa. The olive.

[CJ]

Just.

[Ken]

Just. Just put it in the aroma.

[David]

Well, they put the olive in there when they shake it, and then they. They take it out.

[CJ]

How do they shake it?

[David]

I don't think I'm the best, like, demonstrator have. You probably have the best idea on how they do that.

[CJ]

I just drink beers.

[Ken]

And then Ken's second go to drink. Damn near a criminal act. Every time he does this where, like, I've borderline called the cops on him. He goes, do you have any Zambuca? And they say, all we have is the dark Zambuca. And he says, perfect. And they look at him like, there's something wrong with this guy if he wants a shot of Zambuca. And then he goes, I'll take eight. And then the bartender, every time I've. Every time I've seen it, just chuckles and looks around like, oh, this guy's about to fuck his friends over.

[Gavin]

Dude.

[Evan]

I actually.

[Ken]

Dude, it's the worst. It's the worst drink I've ever had.

[Gavin]

Tell me about it.

[CJ]

What is it?

[Ken]

It's a shot of. It looks like black licorice. Of, like, if you had black licorice and you just melted it down. So it's super, super thick. Or it's just. Yeah, like cough syrup.

[Gavin]

What is it? What kind of alcohol?

[David]

No idea.

[Ken]

So bad. And so, so Kennel order it. Like, this weekend, we were out after the car show and Ken ordered Zambuca, and I was immediately, like, looking for, like, where can I hide? And then next thing I know, puts it in front of me and I'm like, oh, this is terrible, but at least I'm doing it with my friends, right?

[Gavin]

So you ran it?

[Ken]

You did it?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Well, I do it with Ken. And then I think a bunch of subs, and then I swear I get done doing it, put it down. I go, ken, that was terrible. Ken. Ken. Ken left. He left before. Like, everyone could even react to it. Like, it's so evil to do to people that you don't even want to stick around and see the consequences.

[Gavin]

So what was the point?

[Ken]

It was like a flash bomb.

[David]

I'm just Trying to help my friends have a great time at night.

[Ken]

You know, I had a terrible time after that. It went all downhill because it ruins your taste buds.

[CJ]

I don't think it's nearly as bad as you're making it out to be. Like, I'd rather take one of those shots than a tequila shot.

[David]

I'd rather do sambuca than Yag.

[Ken]

Oh, and that's. That's Ken's third. That's his third go to is. Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah. It's like a standard shot. You can't really. You love it or you hate it? Like, I hate Fireball. I think that's a terrible shot.

[Gavin]

What do you hate about it? Just the burn or what? You can't take the burn?

[CJ]

Just the taste. I just don't like it. I'll only do it when, like, I feel like I have to. I feel like I'm being a nerd. Like, you can't say no, it's a fireball shot, so you just do it. But, yeah, I think Fireball is definitely worse than Ken's drink.

[Gavin]

What's up with none of you guys running the whiskey, man? Nobody runs whiskey anymore.

[CJ]

I feel like nothing good happens.

[Gavin]

I'm a whiskey guy through and through. Yeah.

[Evan]

Do you ever get angry, Gav, and end up doing something you regret?

[Gavin]

No, I don't get angry. I do stop my regret. But somehow I've learned how to keep my calm and cool. You know, I had my years of playing football. Got all my anger issues out then, I think. So I'm chilling nowadays.

[Evan]

Really?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Yeah. Ken got a new car. The Lincoln Continental. You guys saw it in last week's video. And now Ken is. Is learning what it's like to be an old vintage car owner.

[David]

Oh, yeah. You got to take on all the traits. You can't drive it in the rain. You can only take it out on certain days of the week. Sometimes they don't work. And then you walk away from it for five minutes, and then you come back, and then it just magically works again. All just the weird stuff about vintage cars.

[Evan]

How are you enjoying owning a classic car, Ken?

[David]

When it works, it's beautiful. It's amazing. Love driving the thing when it doesn't work. It's the most embarrassing thing ever.

[Evan]

You regret buying it or you.

[David]

No, I love it.

[Evan]

You're still. Okay, good. All right. Cuz I was curious after this weekend with how much trouble you were having with it, if you were just like, why the frick did I buy this thing?

[David]

Well, I was talking to a Couple people and they were like, oh, like you can send it off to this place in California. And I think I might do that. Like put the air suspension in, get a few little things tweaked on it.

[CJ]

That's sick.

[Evan]

Yeah, I think it needs air ride. Like that first one.

[David]

Air ride with not necessarily those exact wheels of the original one that I looked at, but something similar where it's just like a flat plate down there.

[Alex]

They only do that in California.

[David]

It's kind of like certain people are better with certain kinds of vintage cars. And like, these guys, like, all they do is like, old continentals. That's like their specialty thing. So it's like you might as well send it to someone that can specialize in that. Where they know that style of car the best.

[Alex]

Sounds inexpensive.

[David]

No, it's not.

[CJ]

Would you drive it home? Like, maybe ship it down there?

[David]

No, no, no, no. Ship it.

[CJ]

Even after. Even after they dial it in, you still wouldn't drive it?

[Ken]

No.

[Alex]

I don't get why. Like, that car would have been a dream on the road. Dude, they built that thing for the road.

[David]

Yeah, but it's like a dream in 1960s and a dream in 2025 are two very disconnected things.

[CJ]

I think you've just been tainted with all these brand new vehicles. Yeah, I agree, probably, But I don't want to chance.

[David]

I don't want to find out on the side of the highway.

[Gavin]

It's all right. Just part of owning a classic. Can I go through it every day, man? Me and my three wheelers.

[David]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Hey, Ken's even got you beat 65, dude.

[Gavin]

Tell me about that.

[Ken]

That's old.

[David]

Oh, you haven't even seen it yet.

[Gavin]

No, I haven't. Garage, man. I'm a man of the 80s, so 65 is definitely. Give me a ride later, I'll tell you about it.

[Evan]

Well, you can't drive it. It's raining.

[Gavin]

That sucks.

[Evan]

Even though you drove it with the top down in the rain.

[David]

Yeah, but that wasn't really that raining that bad.

[Evan]

It was raining.

[David]

I. I was going fast enough. I didn't. I didn't feel it.

[Gavin]

Yeah, we're gonna be driving the first gen home. Hopefully there's no new rust holes up top because it's going to be a rainy drive.

[Alex]

I think you're finally taking that thing home, huh?

[Gavin]

Finally gonna make the drive.

[Evan]

Thank God.

[Gavin]

Any guesses on what's gonna happen? Am I gonna make it? What do you fellas.

[Evan]

I think you're gonna make it. I just, you know, I'm just Glad to see it back in its owner's hands.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Thank you for that.

[Evan]

It's been sitting just all lonely, wondering when's Gavin going to come back and get me and drive me. You just load it up with all your other three wheelers that you left here on your trailer that you left here.

[Gavin]

Dude, I know. I was going to come back after rednecks, but that was a long weekend, man. I couldn't. I couldn't handle it anymore.

[Evan]

So where are you driving this thing to?

[Gavin]

To Kansas. Straight to Kansas. We're going to the horsepower rodeo. We're going to show up with Weston and blow the tires off.

[CJ]

Really?

[Alex]

You're going to blow the tires off the truck?

[Evan]

Holy shit. So there's going to be a crowd.

[Gavin]

Yeah, there's gonna be a crowd.

[Evan]

That could be embarrassing.

[CJ]

Is everyone aware that you don't know how to drive a manual?

[Gavin]

Dude, I do know how to drive a manual.

[CJ]

When did you learn?

[Gavin]

Last freaking van race. I had a PT Cruiser, and mine was a manual, and I. I got the hang of it. I'm pretty dialed, man. I was ahead the whole first four laps, and then I got bored. So I was like, let's hit the jump. And I screwed it up. That was gonna be my first time ever winning.

[CJ]

There's no hills between here and Kansas. Right? Like, you're not gonna get stuck in a situation.

[Gavin]

I know how to drive a manual. I'll be fine.

[CJ]

You'll be rolling backwards into the car.

[Gavin]

Where did that even come from? You guys like that ever since the second time I saw you.

[Ken]

We watched it firsthand.

[Gavin]

No, you guys were giving me crap. The second time I ever showed up, and I was on the Valkyrie. Cabin doesn't know how to drive a clutch. You're burning the hell out of that. I thought I was doing just fine.

[CJ]

Yeah, I almost forgot about that. But, yeah, that was bad clutch.

[Gavin]

I mean, it lasted the whole time.

[Ken]

We had to replace it. Halfway through did it, bro.

[Gavin]

Halfway through.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Damn. Sorry, guys.

[Evan]

Are you driving it on the 26s?

[Gavin]

There probably should, huh?

[Evan]

I mean, it definitely is gonna look a lot cooler, but are you planning on doing a burnout with the 26s on?

[Gavin]

No, because we still have the two front tires, so we're put the two front.

[Evan]

I was gonna say, dude, those 26s are way too hard to do a burnout on.

[Gavin]

Really? You don't think she'll pull them?

[CJ]

Dalton can't even do a burnout with his tires.

[Gavin]

He did it last night, actually.

[CJ]

Yeah, it was.

[Ken]

It was raining no, you didn't do it last night.

[Mike]

You almost me.

[Alex]

Oh.

[Gavin]

Funniest thing. What happened?

[Evan]

What happened last night?

[Gavin]

Well, we pull up, and the brand new Cummins is running good. And it sounds like it's healthy, so I go, hey, what's up with the Cummins?

[CJ]

Yeah, the Cummins is idling in the parking lot while Dalton's inside singing songs.

[Gavin]

Oh, we didn't know he was singing.

[CJ]

He's got the camera propped up. He's singing to it next to a dirt bike, and then you just see him look because he hears his truck start spooling up in the driveway.

[Ken]

So you hopped in at that?

[CJ]

Yep. Hopped in it. Gav said, you know, is this thing do a burnout? So I was attempting to spool it up and spin the tires a little, and by that time, Dalton came running out, drugged me out of the truck.

[Evan]

So it could do a burnout.

[CJ]

He ended up getting in it, and I think he was angry with me, so he took it out on his truck.

[Evan]

You ripped a burnout at 11pm at night?

[Alex]

Yeah. So who did the burnout?

[CJ]

Dalton.

[Gavin]

He did it.

[Alex]

Dalton, no burnouts at 10:30 at night. We have neighbors, and your truck is loud. Good job not doing a burnout.

[CJ]

Evan.

[Alex]

So much restraint out of you.

[Gavin]

What do you mean not doing a burnout? You did a burnout.

[CJ]

Well, I don't. Did I? Well, little. I did. I definitely did not do adult.

[Evan]

And did.

[Alex]

I saw the snap of it or whatever, and I was like, oh, yeah, that one. That was loud, dude.

[Mike]

I mean, are we gonna get the clip? I'll show you in a second. But what you did. You didn't have lockup on, and basically, that locks up the converter to spin the tires. If you don't have that on, you can toast the trans in, like, 45 seconds.

[CJ]

But I didn't.

[Mike]

But you.

[CJ]

You said 45 seconds. I was in it for five.

[Mike]

You would have stayed in if I don't. Didn't come running out.

[Ken]

Sound like Gavin.

[Gavin]

I knew that was coming.

[Ken]

He sound like he looked right at me.

[Gavin]

Only staying in for five. Damn it, dude. We've been doing better. We're back on the rocker.

[Evan]

What do you have at 10 now?

[Gavin]

Oh, we're back to 15. Dude.

[Evan]

15 seconds.

[CJ]

Minutes.

[Gavin]

I'm not. You have.

[Ken]

Just tell them what you told me this morning.

[Gavin]

We are stopping. There's no.

[Evan]

Tell me, tell me, tell me this.

[Gavin]

None of that, bro.

[Evan]

If he would have. With that lady, it would have even. It wouldn't even have been really worth it, because it Would have been so quick.

[Gavin]

That's honestly in my head half the time too. I mean, yeah, it saved me there just because looking back now, I'm glad I didn't, but. Yeah.

[Ken]

You're like, it's not even worth it.

[Gavin]

Five seconds.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Why am I going to disappoint her? And me?

[Evan]

So you did a burnout in his truck when it was raining?

[CJ]

Well, I tried to and didn't really burn out. And then he came out and then he did an actual burnout. Then we parked it Chuck. And then we came inside and did some wheelies on the Starks.

[Gavin]

This is the funniest.

[Mike]

I don't think there's anything wrong with me just wanting to privately sing a little bit and record it.

[Gavin]

There's nothing wrong making thirst traps. It's kind of cool.

[Mike]

I don't post singing content. I just like to sing sometimes.

[Gavin]

Well, not everyone's going to see it, so let's run it.

[Evan]

Why'd you film it?

[CJ]

Oh, I know why, but I won't say. That's up to him.

[Gavin]

You're the best, Alton. You're the best, dude. No way.

[Ken]

That's funny.

[Gavin]

Oh my gosh.

[Evan]

That is funny. That is so funny. It almost sounds like your truck's getting stolen.

[Gavin]

And then did you think it was.

[Evan]

Getting stolen or what'd you think?

[CJ]

Well, I mean, at that point, he had no idea where we were. Like, he didn't know we had just pulled up.

[Mike]

I knew you guys were at Zorbas, so I left my truck running and I was gonna come meet you guys and hang out. And I was just about to leave, like literally right after that and. Well, I'm a cornball and see it.

[Evan]

Can I chuckle?

[Alex]

I don't blame you for singing and doing what you want, bro.

[Evan]

Even your truck idling all night is loud.

[Gavin]

It's not that loud.

[Evan]

Yeah, pretty loud, I think. Just idling it for.

[CJ]

Not as loud as Ken's merch. Workers pickups.

[Alex]

But the interior on that thing looks mean. Ev, you look kind of proper in that thing.

[CJ]

I couldn't figure out how to shift the goddamn thing.

[Ken]

He looks like a little kid that stole his dad's work TR all right, here we go.

[Gavin]

Are you doing a burnout right now? Oh, he's outside. Not okay.

[Mike]

Huh? What are you doing? Get the out.

[CJ]

I can't cuz I can't put in neutral. If I get out, it'll drive Gavin.

[Alex]

Squeal it is your truck.

[Mike]

Okay, so everything was fine until I wake up this morning and I see my custom Balance.

[CJ]

This is a legend.

[Mike]

No, mind you, it is not alleged. We can re watch the security camp. It is bent forwards and it only can get bent forwards from turning it too sharp when you back up. And that's a 400 balance. And now it's bent forward over the bumper. And I got to try to take it off re bend it. And then hopefully I don't have to re wrap it because it is wrapped as well.

[CJ]

I don't think that I did it because I was aware of those tires. And the other side is completely ripped off from when you were drifting.

[Mike]

It is not.

[CJ]

So how do you know that you didn't do it any other time?

[Mike]

Because I literally look at that thing and take videos of it 24 7. Literally the day of. I took pictures of it and videos. So it's.

[Evan]

You messed up the the valence.

[CJ]

Allegedly. But I'm not so sure. We'll find out.

[Ken]

Oh yeah.

[CJ]

I'll hit the Venmo.

[Gavin]

You don't even want to.

[Mike]

I don't want to go through replacing it because it was an absolute to get all the stuff here to make it. I'm gonna bend it back. But I would like the Venmo.

[CJ]

Well, I mean just, you know, for cost of repairs, obviously.

[Mike]

I mean. And you don't ever get my truck again.

[Ken]

All right.

[CJ]

But then you can't drive mine anymore.

[Mike]

I gotta pick you up from Zorba's like every night. I picked you up from Zorbas for.

[Gavin]

The last two weeks.

[Ken]

Sure, you might owe them there.

[Mike]

Honestly, that Venmo could just be for the DDS pretty.

[CJ]

No, I have to hire a ride almost every night. Not you.

[Mike]

That is a lie. You did it twice. Yeah, two rides and you didn't bother to call me. I was at the shop singing pretty much at your beckoning call every night.

[Alex]

Dude, I love it. Wasn't me turns.

[CJ]

Dude, it was hardly turning. Like I. Gavin, did I not say like I can't.

[Gavin]

You knew what you were doing.

[CJ]

Yeah, like you can't hardly turn this truck cuz the wheels will rub. That wasn't even close to a half turn.

[Mike]

See, now do you have some empathy for me when I was on the drift track swinging it?

[Gavin]

No.

[Mike]

Oh, you just said you can hardly turn it.

[CJ]

Yeah, but that's your fault.

[Gavin]

Why?

[CJ]

Why don't you make it turn?

[Mike]

Well, because 14 wides are cooler.

[Ken]

Gavin. Gavin knows how that goes with the wise.

[CJ]

Yeah, you. Yeah, I know.

[Gavin]

I was looking at my fender when we drove by. I was like, what's wrong with my fender?

[Evan]

Speaking of Dalton's truck, did you guys see that video of Kevin from Full Send Diesel when he got in that altercation with that guy?

[Ken]

I've been trying to finish it. I'm, like, halfway through.

[Evan]

Oh, really?

[Gavin]

An hour long.

[Ken]

I just see it, like, progressing, but I don't know how it gets to it.

[Evan]

So basically, he's parked in the Tesla charging stations. There's like, six or eight of them. There's no one there. This guy pulls up, starts calling him A for parking in the charging station. He's like, oh, no. Like, if there was anyone here, and I'd move, you know? And then the guy just would not drop it. Like, he kept saying, like, if there was someone here, I would move. But there's not. Like, no one's trying to get in. I'm not bothering anyone. Just keep walking. Go the other way. And the dude just kept, like, walking about five steps away, and then just come back and be like, you a. You flicking him off, doing all this. Like, he would not drop it. And then he goes up to the cameraman, and I guess, like, hits the cameraman, and, like, literally, like, a second after he hits the cameraman, Kevin just lays the guy out.

[CJ]

Don't touch me.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

You don't assault people.

[Evan]

And then the store manager comes out. He's like, all right, guys, you got to get out of here. And then he just hops in his truck and leaves. It's pretty. The guy had it coming in the background. The guy had it coming. Like, he would not drop it. Like, he wasn't gonna leave Kevin alone until he got punched in the face. Like, that was just, like, the thing.

[Ken]

You can tell what's up with this guy? Like, what's his problem?

[Evan]

Apparently, he owns two Teslas and, okay, hates big trucks. And then he called his truck a piece of and also called. Said he had shitty wheels.

[Ken]

You don't say that about a guy's wheel.

[Evan]

It's not a piece of truck or shitty wheels. But it was just funny that he would e looked at the wheels. Those are shitty wheels.

[Ken]

Like, what happens? Like, everyone. Everyone's a tough guy until you get punched in the face.

[Evan]

Like, punch me. The manager's like, all right, you guys got to get out of here. And then they're hopping in the truck. He's like, he punched me. He punched me. Yada, yada. And then they're just gone. What's the description say?

[Gavin]

My lawyer said I can finally release this video.

[Mike]

This was, like, a year ago.

[Evan]

Oh, really?

[Ken]

What is this guy's Deal.

[Gavin]

To some other. He's got to be drunk, right? I have a name or people just like that.

[Evan]

I kind of figured he's got to be on something.

[Ken]

Don't touch me.

[CJ]

Don't touch me.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Kevin lays the guy out, assault people, now call the cops. It's all on video. You touched him. You touched me.

[Evan]

I'm gonna kill these bastards. Doing.

[Ken]

I know.

[Evan]

This video hasn't gone more viral. No, no, no, I probably will.

[Gavin]

It is.

[Evan]

That's it.

[Ken]

Yeah. So whatever ended up happening with the.

[Mike]

Guy, I don't think anyone really got in trouble. I don't know. Kevin showed it to me when I was in Pennsylvania and I was like, dude, you got to post this. Like, no one's going to come after you for this video.

[Evan]

Except maybe the guy punched.

[Mike]

Yeah, but he has it on video. He touched Kevin first and he touched. Touched Jake.

[Evan]

So nothing ever happened. Like there was never contact with him or anything?

[Mike]

Dude, I don't. I don't think so.

[Evan]

Like the police never called him or anything?

[Mike]

I don't believe so.

[Evan]

That's crazy. Like I just got flatlined and then just went home. He was too embarrassed. Probably the best thing to do, honestly.

[Ken]

He was probably like, what can I do here? And you talk to a lawyer. Well, did you swing first or you do something first? And the guy's like, yeah. The guy's like, is there video of it? The guy's playing it back. Like, okay, I did it to the cameraman. Yeah. He's really like, yeah. And the lawyers probably. Yeah, you don't have much of a case here.

[Evan]

And he wants to spend the money.

[CJ]

Especially Kevin only doing like one punch. He didn't like go over and start flicking the forehead and like the full videos, like three, three, four minutes of the guy continually.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Just coming back and coming back like he was.

[Alex]

Kevin never left the spot.

[Evan]

So clearly the aggressor repeating himself too.

[Mike]

Kevin kind of has my build, like a little skinnier. But he served like. You do not want to mess with Kevin.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

He's a Marine, wasn't he?

[Mike]

I believe so.

[Ken]

There's a lot of just pissed off people in the world. A lot of Karens. It's a male version of a Karen.

[Evan]

I wonder if a guy like that still driving a Tesla.

[CJ]

He probably didn't even own one.

[Alex]

He was probably just trying to stand up.

[CJ]

He's driving a blowed out Mazda or whatever that was like. So that was his wife's probably just capping. He didn't even look like he could have a Wife.

[Evan]

If you'd be happy. I got scammed yesterday.

[CJ]

You get scammed more than anybody I know.

[Evan]

No, I know. Be happy. This is actually, like, I got.

[CJ]

Normally I should be worried about, like, my elderly family members getting scammed.

[David]

This is the second time you've gotten scammed in 30 days.

[Evan]

I'm worried also the second time I've been scammed in 29 years. But. But, yeah, dude. So it was my birthday last week, and I was like, you know what? I'm gonna get myself a gift. Like, something nice. I've always kind of wanted this chain. I'd seen it for a while. Like, I've seen this chain on here for, like, a while. I had it open in a tab. So I ordered this chain. It's 1500 bucks. I'm like, you know, this is a lot of money for a chain, but whatever shows up, I'm all excited.

[Ken]

Gold chain.

[Evan]

Yeah, gold chain. I go open it up. Plastic. They sent me a plastic chain. Will you buy from just this website? It looked legit. Like, I even showed Ken the website. Like, it looked legit. Like, the only thing we can conclude is that maybe they have, like, you buy it on their website, and maybe it's drop shipped from, like, another dealer, or maybe someone switched it out. That was packaging it. Because, like, I even called and they have customer service and everything.

[Ken]

Like.

[Evan]

And they were like, they American. Yeah, they sent me a return label, but, yeah, they sent me a plastic chain for 1500 bucks.

[Alex]

Like, when you.

[Evan]

It was plastic. Like, Alex looked at, and everything is plastic.

[Gavin]

Did you read the reviews? I mean, talk to me about the reviews.

[Evan]

They have so many different chains. Gold chain. Like, I just thought it was kind of more of a unique one. There wasn't reviews, but they have so many different things on the site.

[Alex]

Honestly, I looked at it and I was expecting to go and go like, oh, yeah, looks pretty Cheeto. It looks legit.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Alex]

And like, if. When you go to their thing, they've got guarantees if you, like, 30 day money back. Guarantees like that. So, I mean, I don't.

[Evan]

As soon as I opened it and I was like, oh, I got. God, I got plastic chain. And I was. My next thought was, Evan's gonna be so happy.

[Ken]

Yeah, he's gonna love this.

[Evan]

Gonna love this.

[CJ]

I'm not happy about you getting scammed, but I do get a good chuckle.

[Mike]

You do.

[Ken]

Nothing that makes you happier than your other friends having problems.

[Gavin]

Oh, 100%.

[Evan]

That sounds terrible when you put it.

[Gavin]

That way on the planet.

[CJ]

It's terrible.

[Gavin]

It's okay. It's because it's kind of funny in the long run, but it sucks for us. You're laughing at me when I'm in a pickle. I'm not enjoying it, but you're getting a hell of a time out of it.

[CJ]

Your pickles are always hilarious.

[Ken]

That's true. Maybe not the best. Not the best.

[Evan]

Also, Gavin's never really been in a real pickle, though.

[Ken]

CJ got scammed on 1500 news. Evan's just like, how am I gonna spend the rest of my day being this happy?

[CJ]

I wish I could have been there.

[Ken]

To see Original to go to waste.

[Evan]

Yeah, I wish I would have had it on camera.

[CJ]

It's like opening up the fancy box. I know you're excited. Like, I'd be super excited. And you grab it and your heart just had to drop.

[Alex]

It was all, like, crumpled up in the box, too.

[CJ]

Like, you showed up to the shop pretty early, like, earlier than usual. And then you left.

[Evan]

I just jetted home real quick because it said delivered. They two day aired it to me. Really make no sense. Like, it was like this. It seemed very official.

[CJ]

Maybe they just thought you were dumb. Or, like, whoever.

[Evan]

They thought maybe I just would wear it.

[CJ]

But it was expensive, so it must be fine.

[Ken]

Maybe it was something in, like, one of the employees or something.

[Evan]

Yeah, but, like, how would they swap it? But granted, seems smaller than what I thought I was getting, but that's what she told Gav. All right, guys. I got freaking conned so hard today, it's almost funny. It's funny. I mean, I was laughing. I ordered this necklace online. It's a solid yellow gold chain. Thought it looked pretty cool. I was like, you know what? I'm gonna treat myself. I'm gonna give myself a new chain. Well, I'm all excited it shows up. Pull it out. It's literally plastic. It's also tiny. Like, this should be way bigger than this. It's plastic, though. 1500 bucks on a plastic chain.

[Ken]

Is it?

[Evan]

It is.

[Ken]

Doesn't sound like it.

[Evan]

It's plastic. I. I'd imagine they have really good customer service.

[CJ]

I mean, you sent it back, which was probably the right idea to act quick, but, like, you could have brought it to probably, like, a jewelry store.

[Evan]

I was just trying to get my money back.

[CJ]

I mean, I understand that it was.

[Evan]

Fake and it floated.

[CJ]

So you and Alex are just in the kitchen, like, trying to inspect, like, all right, get some water.

[Evan]

Yeah, that's why you test it.

[CJ]

I know. It's just. It's funny. It Is funny.

[Evan]

Yeah. I wish we would have been filming it more. I was more caught up because I was like, I just lost 1500 bucks.

[CJ]

Why don't you just go to the store and buy one?

[Evan]

Because they didn't have like a chain like that. I thought that was like a cool one. But now I've been getting hit up by like a bunch of like jewelers on my Snapchat. Like, I'll make you a chain.

[CJ]

Definitely not scammers. Yeah, they probably want their double downs on the chain scam.

[Ken]

It's like Mike getting his. His surrons from China.

[CJ]

Yeah, those still showing up.

[Ken]

Yeah, they're still coming. They're in Mexico. All he's got to do is just.

[CJ]

We should go to Mexico and try to find them freaking Tijuana to find a couple.

[Gavin]

Yeah, come on.

[CJ]

You want to come with?

[Gavin]

Dude, I barely went to Puerto Rico, but let's run it. I was scared going to Puerto Rico even, man.

[CJ]

What were you scared of? Just getting robbed or being held hostage?

[Ken]

Yeah, so.

[CJ]

So what, are they going to hold you hostage?

[Gavin]

I don't know. If you scale up three wheelers.

[David]

You do realize Puerto Rico is part of the us, right?

[Gavin]

I figured that out very quickly. Yeah.

[Ken]

Yeah. Gav calls me and he's like, dude, I'm like, what's going on, bro? I'm just debating if I should go to Puerto Rico or not. And I'm like, what's the hold up? He's like, just seems sketchy, man. Like, they're probably going to like hold me hostage and I hold back like a laugh and I go, hey, Gav, no offense, but what do you think they're going to do with you? A 225 pound cornbread boy like yourself?

[Gavin]

Gosh damn it, man. Put me in the back of a U haul and shit me somewhere.

[Ken]

They go, I don't know, man. Hold me hostage like for you guys maybe.

[Gavin]

And then he goes, well, dude, if they're holding you hostage, just call Mike. He'll pay whatever amount right up. He won't negotiate, won't even ask me questions.

[CJ]

Ben would be low balling offering them like 30%. We'll let him sleep on it. We'll hit him back tomorrow.

[Ken]

We ain't paying full term or full price for Gavin's release.

[Alex]

You know, responded 12 hours. We cut off his arm. Well, it should be cheaper then they're cap. Let's just wait till he loses the arm.

[Ken]

They ain't gonna cut your arm off, dude.

[Alex]

It made me feel a little diddler.

[Ken]

He ain't using it like it should anyway.

[Gavin]

Shut up. All right. I didn't see that coming from you, dude. All the other guys take shots at me. That was uncalled for.

[Alex]

Yeah, sorry. I mean, it's a little in there. It just seemed right.

[Gavin]

Oh, man. Yeah. No, I was scared. Everything worked out. Really nice people in Puerto Rico, though. Great people.

[Ken]

Yeah, that's what I would have assumed.

[Gavin]

Yeah. I just had no clue where I was going. Normally when I go somewhere like that, further away, it's with like another influencer or another YouTuber or something that guy just met off Instagram and all his DMs or all his freaking bio said was pizza, ATCs and traveling. So I was like, all right, we might be good friends, but didn't know.

[Ken]

Who the guy people feel about you showing up to their house. The wife is like, all right, honey, are you sure about this guy? His bio just says three wheelers.

[Gavin]

Three wheelers.

[Alex]

Welcome to the Shred.

[Gavin]

Welcome to the Shred. It's a little bit better, right?

[Alex]

Yeah, yeah, it is, knowing you. But like, imagine if you were gonna go visit someone at a remote cabin in Portugal. Yeah.

[Gavin]

Apparently his welcome to the Shred. That's funny, brother. His wife was apparently asking a bunch of questions. You're letting some random guy come stay at our Airbnb? Yada, yada, yada.

[CJ]

Always fine. He writes three wheelers.

[Mike]

Honey.

[Gavin]

No, it's crazy how much the three wheeler community is like a true community, though.

[Evan]

Like, well, you guys gotta stay together. There's not many of you.

[Gavin]

100. You're right about that. But yeah, I'm over in Puerto Rico and all these, like, groups of five people are talking about how they know this guy from watching three wheeler videos. They know this guy. Like, this guy's the guy in the three wheeler world. It's so funny.

[Ken]

You gotta just be the man amongst the three wheeler guys, dude.

[Gavin]

There's a lot of freaking good riders and a lot of solid dudes in the three wheeler world, though, I'll tell you that.

[CJ]

You got the solid dude part covered.

[Ken]

But you're just like putting these three wheelers on your back, bro.

[Gavin]

Somebody has to, man. I'm just trying to bring them back as much as I can right now.

[Alex]

Are you the king? Like, you're the king, top dog of three wheeler riders, right?

[Gavin]

I don't like to call myself that, but I've done more with a cooler than most people have.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Most all people.

[Ken]

You think there's one guy maybe on the Internet that's done more he's getting.

[Gavin]

It, but only in the skate park. But he. I'll give him credit, man. Dude's the writer.

[Ken]

Can we pull him up?

[Gavin]

I was gonna say.

[CJ]

Are you gonna downplay it because he rides the skate park?

[Gavin]

No, I'm not downplaying. I just said he's a solid rider.

[Ken]

Would you say that this guy's your arch nemesis?

[Gavin]

No. I mean, he came up to me at Trike Fest. He was super cool. He pulled up to Trike Fest with a freaking Honda 70 on the top of his Honda Civic. So I knew he was an all right guy.

[CJ]

He's a pro BMX here as well. Correct?

[Gavin]

Yep. Correct.

[Ken]

If you were to have an arch nemesis in the three wheeler world, would it be him?

[Gavin]

It would probably be him. Just fueled by all the comments in there. Just half them saying, shred Eddie can never do this.

[Evan]

Really? That's what they're saying?

[Gavin]

There's a couple.

[CJ]

Why don't you just go to a skate park and show that you can?

[Gavin]

I probably should.

[Ken]

Do you think?

[CJ]

Because you can't, dude.

[Gavin]

It'd be tough to show him up actually. Like, he's hitting that pretty good. I think I can give a run for his money. But he might have me in the skate park. I can admit it.

[Evan]

Really?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ken]

So this is the man, huh?

[Evan]

He doesn't look like a doctor.

[Gavin]

He's not a real doctor.

[Evan]

Oh, so that's. But he'll take a look. A part of that three wheeler community. Some people lie about being a redneck. Others lie being a doctor.

[CJ]

We got a quarter pipe in the garage right now. We can start training today.

[Gavin]

Let's run it after this.

[Evan]

This dude looks pretty redneck, bro.

[Gavin]

No, he's something.

[CJ]

He's a real redneck. You can tell.

[Evan]

Yeah. Look at his backyard, bro.

[Gavin]

You saw my backyard.

[Alex]

He's got double wide with a garage.

[Evan]

He's got a trailer.

[Ken]

You don't even have a trailer, do you?

[Gavin]

No, I don't.

[Evan]

You don't have a trailer on your three wheeler?

[Gavin]

All right, hit the skate park. This isn't good.

[Ken]

Why? Because he looked awesome.

[Gavin]

He did look pretty good, I'll give him that.

[CJ]

I kind of thought you had three wheeler hair. But his hair blowing through the wind really looked 80s to me.

[Gavin]

I gotta grow it out.

[Ken]

What if you found out that Marissa.

[Alex]

Oh, dang.

[Ken]

Dude Started dating this guy?

[Gavin]

That would be.

[CJ]

He can eat a fall too.

[Evan]

I look like a guy.

[CJ]

Dude, the grind. Are you kidding me?

[Gavin]

Can you imagine how funny that'd be, though?

[Alex]

Is this his only wheeler, though?

[Gavin]

You know, I think he has a 250R. He has the first gen 250R, but he. God, that was pretty sick actually.

[CJ]

Dude, the rock to fakie.

[Gavin]

We gotta stop hyping him up. He's good, though.

[CJ]

Stop hyping him up. He's lit.

[Evan]

He's pretty good.

[Gavin]

Dude, cj, don't tell him that.

[Evan]

You're good too, Gav.

[Gavin]

Thanks, bro.

[Evan]

You're good too. You're more of like an enduro.

[CJ]

You're kind of like the Kirkland version of this guy.

[Ken]

This guy's kind of urban.

[Gavin]

No, I'm not, dude. If anything, he's the city boy. I'm the redneck.

[Evan]

Oh, he's a doctor. He's a doctor.

[CJ]

Yard. He looked pretty redneck.

[Gavin]

He's hitting his freaking skateboard.

[Ken]

He just stalled it out.

[Gavin]

That was pretty good, actually. He has to have the big boar kid on that.

[Ken]

Where's this guy live?

[Gavin]

I have no clue.

[Ken]

The man.

[Evan]

How many followers? He's pretty good.

[Gavin]

He has like 13k now. He's been growing fast, though.

[Evan]

Make sure he's got a long ways to go.

[Alex]

32.

[Evan]

32 subscribers. He's got a long way to go before he's doing good on Instagram.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Church of Jack and Gav. I don't want to take away from what you're doing because I think you're the man too.

[Gavin]

Thank you.

[Ken]

But games got to respect game here.

[Gavin]

Oh, that's why I respect it. I can tell another rider when he's a good writer. Like, there's a couple of riders that I'll just tell him straight up, like, you're a better rider than me. Like Spencer. Spencer's a better rider than.

[Ken]

Oh, you're saying that because he's a professional dirt bike.

[Evan]

You know, I don't know if you should even bother saying that, Gavin. I think everyone knows that. You know, Travis, Travis Petrono, you're a lot better of a rider than me.

[CJ]

Last winner was in the winter. Spencer goes. I've never ridden a three wheeler.

[Gavin]

I know. That's why I just said what I said. That's why I just said what I said. Because I saw what he can do.

[CJ]

And he absolutely murdered the pit bike track. And you went, I'm not gonna do it.

[Gavin]

He greased the shit out. There was no point in me even trying. Dude, that's a rider right there. You too, though. You all three. You guys are both really solid riders. I'll give you guys that.

[CJ]

Did you feel bad so you put Ben in there or what?

[Gavin]

I'M just stating.

[Ken]

Look in my eye.

[Gavin]

The little.

[Ken]

A little lower lip tremble.

[Evan]

How would you rank 3 wheeler riding level skill amongst you? Spencer.

[Gavin]

Right.

[Evan]

Micah, Evan and Ben, we can throw Dalton in there.

[CJ]

He gets down a three wheeler.

[Gavin]

Riding is so much different though, I feel like.

[Evan]

But three wheelers only.

[Gavin]

Three wheelers only?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Oh, that's such a tough question.

[CJ]

Is it though?

[Gavin]

Probably Evan, though.

[Ken]

I'd have to be Evan, really, Just.

[Gavin]

Because he's fearless of. I'd put myself right there with you.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah. And Dr. David. Where are you putting Dr. David in this?

[Gavin]

And then we got. Then we got Spenny and then Ben and then Dr. David.

[Evan]

What about Mike?

[Gavin]

Sorry, Mike.

[Evan]

I laugh at the Christmas edition, bro.

[Gavin]

He's getting the hang of the 110, but he hasn't hit the big boys yet.

[CJ]

Gav, how do you feel about.

[Evan]

Yeah, so you gotta check this video. So. So Evan has been, you know, dabbling in the three wheelers and when he goes home, his girlfriend's son is there and he likes riding as well. And Dude's a little ripper.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

So he's nine years old and I got to imagine he can't be much over 50 pounds. So he has a four wheeler, but four wheelers are just so heavy on the front end. The three wheelers are made for wheelies. And he's really been working at. On the stunts. And he's literally calling out Gavin like he is talking trash. Not in this video.

[Evan]

I just follow him on Instagram after I saw his last crash.

[Gavin]

No way, dude. When I saw that, I got so pumped up.

[CJ]

One hand and then gets up on the seat for some dancing.

[Gavin]

Get out of here, bro.

[Evan]

He's kind of coming at your spot too, you know, a lot of people coming for your spot. Yeah.

[Gavin]

Look at that, dude.

[CJ]

Can you imagine if he did that off a jump? That'd be a good trick.

[Evan]

It would be a good trick.

[Gavin]

I might have to go try that.

[Alex]

What's. Do you have the one of him running from the pain?

[Evan]

Yeah, that one's good.

[CJ]

Yeah, that is a good one too. Yeah. So he's really been going after the Instagram lately.

[Ken]

And Gav, do you think that everyone wants to be the king until they feel the weight of the crown?

[Gavin]

Yeah. 100. Then you have all the weight on your shoulders. Once you. I'm not gonna say I'm the kid.

[Evan]

That's what happens, dude. When you're at the top, when you're the king, everyone's coming for your spot. They want your head, man.

[Gavin]

100.

[Evan]

They want the crown and that's what you're probably feeling every single day. That's probably why you're so anxious.

[Gavin]

No, you're right. There's a lot of people trying to make it in the three wheeler world nowadays. So I don't know, I just got to keep coming up with new ideas and keep having fun, I guess.

[Evan]

Do you think you've almost created a monster? Like you brought back three wheelers but now, now it's like you've created your own problem. Like they're coming for your spot.

[Gavin]

Yeah, but my spot isn't just riding three wheelers because I'm just such a dork at the same time. So I feel like if I could be a bigger dork and ride three wheelers then I'm gonna always be okay.

[Evan]

Sorry, I was just more so referring to your spot as the king of three wheelers.

[Gavin]

Not that everything else my spot is a three wheeler. King might be shortly lived with all these up and coming riders, I'll tell you that.

[Evan]

To me, Gavin, you are the king of three wheelers.

[Gavin]

I appreciate the heck out of that.

[CJ]

I would agree.

[Gavin]

Thank you. I'm not going to feel like the king until I go and land the backflip. The dirt though, fellas. I'll tell you guys that right now.

[Evan]

How many people have done a backflip to dirt on a three wheeler?

[Gavin]

Dude? I'm pretty sure it's just Trevor Piranha.

[Ken]

Really?

[Gavin]

That's it? Yeah. I don't even think TP has. I think TP only did it in the foam pit.

[Ken]

That's going to be a pretty crazy achievement there.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[CJ]

What if I do it first?

[Gavin]

You could probably do it before me.

[Alex]

Go do it in the mud.

[Gavin]

I think I'd be stoked for you. But you wouldn't do that to me. I know you wouldn't. Just going back to the first time.

[Ken]

It has such loyalty.

[CJ]

It's only because I'm actually. I'm just too terrified to do it is the reason I'm not doing it. But it certainly. I would love to do it before you just to laugh.

[Gavin]

You would? At least you would give me the chance though. I know you would because you've already.

[CJ]

Had the chance for like a year.

[Gavin]

I know, I know. Trevor was giving me a hard time. I'm honestly scared though. I was supposed to go back a couple.

[CJ]

You should be scared like of all the stunts you've done. That's top deer, top tier for sure. I'd say it needs to be respected. I Mean, you can. You could seriously. Whatever. I don't even say 100.

[Gavin]

Yeah. No, yeah, I put it right there with that and the Barbie Jeep downhill.

[Ken]

That was insane.

[Gavin]

That was so bad. What are those many. What is that? Many drunk dudes going down that hill? Going that fast? Doing, man. That is not allowed.

[Ken]

I also want to put this in perspective, is that there was, what, 20,000 drunk dudes there?

[Gavin]

Something like that, yeah.

[Ken]

And what, 12 people did it.

[Gavin]

Fifteen, if that.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Alex]

So that's a lot.

[Ken]

That says a lot.

[Gavin]

It does say a lot.

[Ken]

Crazy stat right there.

[Gavin]

I can't believe I did that still, man. I did. No part of me actually wanted to do it. And then we saw the hill and I was like, I really don't want to do it.

[Ken]

I didn't want you and the people eating shit.

[Evan]

But speaking of eating shit, let's watch this.

[Gavin]

Yep.

[CJ]

So this is little Aiden on his big boy. Or 50. It's 88. Yep.

[Evan]

I'm good.

[Ken]

I'm good.

[Evan]

Evan. Just laughing.

[Gavin]

Where are you going?

[CJ]

Your bike's back here.

[Ken]

I don't care.

[CJ]

I'm done. Close the helmet.

[Evan]

He's running from the pain.

[Gavin]

Oh, man. Why? Why? I don't care. I don't care. Did you get to pick up the bike.

[Ken]

Dude?

[CJ]

I had to cut it because it was there. It looked like he was about to burst into tears. Which I will say he didn't. He took a few more deep breaths and he calmed down. But that's why I quit filming. The only reason I kept filming is because he clearly got on his feet. Yeah, I knew he was like, okay. He was just shook. But, yeah. You want to talk about running away from the pain? I think it's something that every one of us had has done. Dude. He never even looked back. He just kept. Just kept moving.

[Evan]

He was over it. He was going home. He was going. Going inside to turn on the PlayStation.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

What about the bike? Don't care.

[Gavin]

Don't care.

[Evan]

My mom will get it.

[Alex]

Absolutely. Trucking. He throws down the house he didn't.

[Evan]

Want you to see. Dude.

[Alex]

And lights the burners, dude. He was headed home.

[Gavin]

To me.

[CJ]

It's this side right here.

[Alex]

Checks it out. And he's like, all right, I'm good.

[Evan]

Yeah, I'm chilling.

[Alex]

It's the first time he looks back. He's 300ft away.

[Evan]

So you expect to look back at the bike being too.

[CJ]

So you know what he does right? Right after that happened? You know, he cools down for five minutes and he goes, I don't want to ride the dirt bike anymore. Hops on that three wheeler and rides wheelies for the next hour.

[Gavin]

God bless America.

[Ken]

Are you sure Gavin hasn't been hanging out with your girlfriend?

[Evan]

Yeah, where do you think he's learning this three wheeler stuff?

[CJ]

That's why Aiden wants to impress.

[Gavin]

What's up with your background, Ev? Nikki, Joe has a thing for the.

[CJ]

250 Rs oh yeah, my. I thought you. My phone background is my girlfriend in a bikini sitting on Gavin's giveaway 250i.

[Gavin]

Yep, she's a three wheeler girl.

[CJ]

But don't you also have a picture of your sister in a bikini on a 250R?

[Gavin]

You gotta chill, bro. That's not my picture.

[CJ]

Let's pop that up.

[Evan]

Not your picture.

[Alex]

Show me more.

[Evan]

There is one, Ken.

[CJ]

That's why. That's my background. Do you remember when we were in. We were in Florida and we punked Gavin by setting his background. His sister on the three.

[Evan]

Why was she on a three wheeler in a bikini?

[CJ]

But then I let alone a picture of it.

[Gavin]

But then you took the picture, not me. Are you sure it was not me? It was her friends.

[CJ]

But you got the picture.

[Gavin]

I don't have it.

[CJ]

Well, no. So I. It actually was off her Instagram, but I set it as my background. But we made it look like it was Gavin.

[Evan]

So we're.

[CJ]

We're razzing in. Then I switched it to my girlfriend on the three wheeler but Gavin got mad at me like one more time because he thought it was still. They look a little semi similar. Blonde girls, bikini, three wheeler. You know, at a quick glance. Yeah, he was confused. So then I just switched it mainly just to razz Gavin because he kept thinking it was a picture of his. His sister on my background.

[Ken]

Yeah, we really probably gotta stop making these jokes about Gavin.

[Gavin]

You guys gotta stop it.

[Evan]

Yeah, we gotta chill on it.

[Ken]

Like actually we gotta stop 50 of.

[Gavin]

The Gavin jokes, man. Give me a break, dude. About my sister or something else that I don't like talking about?

[Evan]

We'll have to beat that. We'll have to beat anything that's incriminating.

[CJ]

Do you ever get any hate in the comments about your Instagram or anything?

[Gavin]

For what?

[CJ]

I don't know.

[Gavin]

Just not too. Not too much hate.

[CJ]

No, I've seen a few comments that are just like real negative and I just didn't know if you even.

[Gavin]

I mean, mostly just comments fueled by you because you're the one that started the fake redneck thing. And I get at least a comment a day about being a fake redneck.

[CJ]

First off, I don't think I was the one that started it.

[Gavin]

You're the one that fueled it, maybe.

[CJ]

But I think it's the fellow to.

[Ken]

My right that really didn't do it.

[CJ]

Okay, to the.

[Ken]

To the left.

[Gavin]

Start with the Lulu. I'm trying to think of where it all started.

[CJ]

I believe it was Ben that really first started going after it. I mean, I certainly haven't put it down.

[Gavin]

You guys didn't question it the first two years of me knowing you, and then it finally started to come around. I might be a fake redneck. Like, where did that come from?

[CJ]

Yeah, we came to Breckenridge and it all became clear.

[Gavin]

Ah, it was Breckenridge.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[CJ]

That toasted you.

[Gavin]

I'm not a fake redneck, though.

[Ken]

No, you're not.

[Alex]

You're not.

[CJ]

But you're also not a real one. You're somewhere in between.

[Ken]

I think he's a real red knight. He lives in a double wide.

[Gavin]

Does it get much better? What are you looking at?

[Evan]

Single.

[CJ]

I was trying to see if there's any comments.

[Gavin]

No, there's nothing. Too bad.

[Ken]

I'm surprised you haven't screenshot them ever. You read them before you go to bed.

[Evan]

Help some sleep. Gavin hate comments. And then he just has Siri read them out to him. It's like a podcast. Some people go to bed to have a podcast.

[Gavin]

Just them reading. Yeah.

[CJ]

Read Gavin's comment section.

[Gavin]

Negative comments.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Not too much hate, though. Not too much hate. We're chilling.

[CJ]

Do you just ignore it, though? If you do, you just. Oh, I don't say.

[Gavin]

I'm not gonna feed into it.

[Evan]

Whatever.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

So they probably are just trolling anyways.

[Gavin]

Oh, 100. They just want a reaction.

[CJ]

Exactly.

[Gavin]

Yep.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I mean, if you don't got haters, you're not popping, Gav.

[Gavin]

Hell, yeah. Thanks.

[Evan]

You're popping, bro.

[CJ]

Dude, if it was based off haters, Dalton is the most popping off, I think, Dude.

[Gavin]

Dalton, how do you handle it, man?

[Mike]

No, I love it, and I do it on purpose.

[Gavin]

Do you?

[Mike]

There's a reason why. I mean, why do you think people that, you know, have hate comments are generally more pop and Than the people that are just, you know, they have happy comments all the time.

[Gavin]

I mean.

[Mike]

Yeah, I mean, so you got a good point.

[Evan]

But I. Yeah, so what I'll do.

[Mike]

Is I'll piss people off. They'll comment. It'll push me to other people.

[Gavin]

Right.

[Mike]

New people that don't have any idea what's going on, and then they'll chime in, and then further down the road, I'll try to win them back.

[Gavin]

By doing what?

[Mike]

By not being Cheeto? I don't know.

[Gavin]

Okay.

[Mike]

And then I'll just keep repeating the cycle. And I've been doing that for the past, like, three, four months.

[Gavin]

And look at the numbers. The numbers don't lie. You're killing it. So, yeah, keep it up.

[Ken]

Do you think that he would wrap his truck like that if he wasn't trying to rage, bait people?

[Gavin]

Hey, it works, bro.

[Mike]

I had to come up with something that would have been more polarizing than a baby blue rap.

[Gavin]

I think you did it. Are you happy with it?

[Ken]

I love it.

[Gavin]

Do you?

[Mike]

Yeah. Ken Dog looks sick. Ken Block is my idol growing up.

[Gavin]

Hell, yeah.

[Mike]

Still is. I mean, RP Ken Block, like, he's the man.

[Gavin]

What do you think about it?

[CJ]

F. No. Sick truck, actually. And, like, I thought it was, like, an aggressive move, obviously, but as long as he did it respectfully, then it's lit. Because I think you could have. Have disrespectfully, like, done it just, like, using that look or whatever. But, no, I think he did it right.

[Mike]

And I've made it clear I'm not trying to, you know, take his place or anyone's place.

[Gavin]

No, it's completely your drifting skills. You're not.

[Ken]

But how does he have any ground.

[CJ]

To stand on that is fair. Gav. Maybe you guys should have a drift competition.

[Gavin]

You want to run it?

[CJ]

Tracks wet.

[Gavin]

I'm kidding. I have to drive 2,000 miles. Please, no more.

[Ken]

Are you bringing all your stuff with you, or is it staying?

[Gavin]

No, I got mad that some of my three wheelers are in the trailer. I need to leave more of that stuff.

[Evan]

Oh, really?

[Gavin]

Loaded up? Yeah. I gotta leave the 250R.

[Ken]

So you're leaving all that?

[Gavin]

No, I'm gonna take the pilot home.

[CJ]

You gotta fix that 250R if you're gonna leave. You're not just gonna show up one day. That's what you're trying to do. I just.

[Gavin]

What?

[Alex]

Figured it out.

[Gavin]

Trying to do what?

[CJ]

You leave it here, like, literally broken, and you're just hoping that one day when you show up, it's gonna be fixed and dialed and cherry.

[Gavin]

Dude, I've been doing it for three years now. It never gets fixed. It gets a little bit worse, but.

[CJ]

You always look surprised when you show up. And it still runs like they normally run.

[Gavin]

All right.

[CJ]

That 250 I thought is like, a blown base gasket or something.

[Gavin]

It does. The higher yeah, yeah, we saw the runaway.

[CJ]

Yeah, you're gonna fix that.

[Gavin]

I think it was just bad two stroke that you gave me.

[CJ]

You're gonna blame my fuel?

[Gavin]

Your two stroke, not your fuel.

[CJ]

Gonna blame my fuel.

[Ken]

Yes.

[CJ]

For a 1981. 81.

[Gavin]

Yep.

[CJ]

Unmaint three wheeler running like.

[Gavin]

I got nothing to say. It's fine. It was running good when I left it and I poured your fuel on it. It ran like about blew it up actually.

[CJ]

How about the fact it was 20 below and you're running jets for the middle of summer?

[Gavin]

That could have hurt me, but it ran great. The day before when me and Dalton are racing. It ran perfect. It did. It was running like. You guys saw me wheelie in that thing. That's my first time ever getting a wheelie down on a 250R like that.

[CJ]

I think you just need a base gasket.

[Gavin]

Help me out with the base gasket.

[CJ]

Dennis Kirk, 12 bucks probably.

[Alex]

There you go. I think while you're at down at Weston's horsepower rodeo, you should go over to the Indy 500. It's not that far away.

[Gavin]

How far away?

[Alex]

Probably another eight hours or something like that.

[Evan]

Pretty redneck.

[Gavin]

What do we got going on over there?

[Alex]

And they got the. The wiener mobile race.

[Evan]

Dude, no. Mike just looked up.

[Mike]

Look at that.

[Alex]

Dude.

[CJ]

Dude, the wiener mobile.

[Alex]

Representing a region of the US Will take on indie motor speedways driving one of those things.

[Evan]

Mike could build one.

[Mike]

What?

[Ken]

Out of paper machine.

[CJ]

Well, I think you could. Might not look I perfect but like for the sides you could probably like use some pontoons. They kind of resemble a pontoon. The buns. Then you just gotta shape out a meat shaft for the cockpit.

[Gavin]

The what?

[Alex]

I mean, maybe you're right.

[Gavin]

Dude.

[Ken]

Why have I never seen this? It's just like. Is there videos?

[Gavin]

Are you sure?

[Alex]

No, this is the first annual.

[Gavin]

Yeah, the Weenie 500.

[Ken]

Who makes these cars?

[David]

They're custom built for Oscar Meyer.

[CJ]

We gotta find the distributor. Ken, do some research.

[Alex]

Yeah, look it up. See. See if we can get one.

[Ken]

No, we can't. I've been trying.

[CJ]

Yeah, but if you were. Maybe you were trying to get one from Oscar Meyer. We gotta find who builds them for Oscar Meyer and maybe they will build this one.

[Alex]

Maybe someone who builds like the monster trucks, you know, like they do fiberglass and mold work and stuff like that. Maybe they can build us one.

[Ken]

Cease and desist.

[Evan]

Pretty sure those things are like literally like the body of a monster truck is super expensive. When they break it off, I can't remember it Was, like, a pretty outrageous number every time they break.

[Ken]

Really?

[Evan]

Like, we'd have quite a bit of money into Mike's Wiener.

[CJ]

You like that one, Gav?

[Gavin]

I thought that was funny.

[CJ]

Good old fashioned knee slapper.

[Alex]

The average. What, Mike?

[Ken]

The average cost of an initial Monster jam body is 15,000 and 8,000 for a remake.

[Evan]

Oh, that's not as much as I thought.

[CJ]

Oh, yeah. Twice as much to make the mold and then.

[Evan]

Yeah, I thought it was like 50.

[Alex]

Yeah, it seems. That actually seems pretty. Now I see why they don't really get too stressed when they blow the body off of it.

[David]

We did miss out. They had a pair of them for sale in Alberta for $12,000. Five years ago.

[Ken]

When? Five years ago.

[CJ]

Five years ago.

[Alex]

Five years ago, Mike's wiener wasn't a thing.

[Ken]

Yeah, you were.

[Mike]

You were.

[Evan]

You were munching on dogs back in 2018.

[CJ]

Now, when was your first hot dog?

[Ken]

Do you remember what it was like, four years old? Yeah, I was in some boiled water, Mac and cheese.

[CJ]

When was the first time you had a traditional dog?

[Ken]

I genuinely should just make something up, because I have no idea.

[Evan]

Just make it up at that nice restaurant you went to five years old.

[Ken]

At the Redhawks game.

[Gavin]

Damn.

[Evan]

And at that moment, did you know, like, I'm gonna be eating these for the rest of my life?

[Ken]

Yeah. But that was the same day someone told me that they shave five minutes off your life every time you eat one.

[Evan]

And you just put that to the side and just kept going. Huh?

[Ken]

Yeah. It's like someone who, like, smokes less than a pack a day, and they're like, yeah, I don't smoke, like, a full pack a day. You know, they try to justify it.

[CJ]

That's why you only eat seven hot dogs instead of the full pack.

[Gavin]

Did the dogs get smelly at all in the. In the van? Were they smelly? The hot dog?

[Ken]

The Cheetos.

[CJ]

The Cheetos were overwhelming.

[Gavin]

Were they overwhelming?

[Alex]

What'd you end up doing with all that stuff?

[Gavin]

They still sitting there outside or. Oh, all the. I was gonna say all the Cheetos that you guys left. Astro. My freaking dog ate all the Cheetos.

[CJ]

That's got to be an actual problem.

[Gavin]

I will. Thankfully, I'd run over there, but every freaking two seconds, I'd look over, she's just munching on hot Cheetos. I'd have to take off over there. No, Astro.

[CJ]

Oh, I'm sure she listens. Well, when there's a literal van full of Cheetos.

[Alex]

Y' all stay away I'm like, picturing like. Like a bunch of coyotes coming over to it in the middle of the night and munching on that thing like a deer carcass.

[Ken]

Are the cars still there?

[Gavin]

They're still there. I'm gonna turn them into a jump.

[Alex]

You should turn them into junk and get your $250 per.

[Gavin]

I could do that.

[CJ]

I like the jump idea.

[Gavin]

I like the jump idea. Or just keep them there to run over more.

[CJ]

You don't even have something to run.

[Gavin]

I have a monster truck.

[Evan]

Whatever happened with that thing? So it broke. He tried running the cars over with his monster truck.

[Gavin]

Nothing's good. It didn't break all the way, but yeah. Stuffing something on the steering shaft. Little twisty thing broke. Sorry.

[Ken]

We just got done doing a cheap car challenge in three shit boxes, and somehow we still got back, and Gavin's monster truck was the most disappointing thing.

[Gavin]

Oh, stop it, dude. At least I gave it hell. You can't. You can't tell me I didn't give it hell, man. I was trying so hard.

[Alex]

Disappointing, but it would give her hell.

[CJ]

I was rev limiter with one wheel spinning. A monster truck with four wheels. There was one wheel spinning, and it was the one that was in the air.

[Evan]

It kind of is that way. It seems like more times than not like the piece of junker that we buy is more like reliable than the purpose built.

[Gavin]

The Crown Vic is still driving. My truck ain't so. Yeah, that says something.

[CJ]

Let's get one thing straight. Our van was not a piece of.

[Ken]

It was just lame as hell.

[Gavin]

It was actually so nice, though.

[Alex]

I did actually hear. I saw a comment, and they had a good point. It wasn't a cheap van challenge. It was a cheap car challenge.

[Gavin]

Damn. You guys screwed up.

[Evan]

So everything you did was invalid. You have to go back to Vegas and buy another car.

[Ken]

Do it again.

[Evan]

Just you three, though.

[Gavin]

Man, I wish we were at grandpa choice right now.

[Evan]

What's your grandpa doing right now, Gavin?

[Gavin]

What do you guys think he is doing right now? You guys know just as well.

[Evan]

Growing weed.

[CJ]

Probably ripped up. Making a grilled cheese sandwich.

[Alex]

Either making it or deleting it.

[Gavin]

Cleaning up old haunted Honda. Yep, exactly.

[Ken]

And did you sleep like a baby at night knowing that you kicked your grandpa in the nuts?

[Gavin]

I slept good knowing I got a good deal.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

I mean, not bad.

[Ken]

He.

[Gavin]

He needed the cash. We helped him out. 1200 bones is still a decent amount of cash.

[Ken]

Yeah, I think you still owe me that, actually.

[CJ]

Does he?

[Gavin]

I do. Well, I asked. You want the venmo he goes, we'll.

[Evan]

Figure it out later.

[Gavin]

We never figured it out.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

You weren't able to ever bring it up again, were you?

[Gavin]

Yes, I was.

[Ken]

It's technically still my butt.

[Gavin]

It is, yeah.

[CJ]

You could just bring the bike back to us when you come.

[Evan]

Sorry, gal.

[CJ]

Yeah, I actually, I kind of want it. Ben, I'll buy it from you.

[Ken]

Have you done anything with it?

[Gavin]

Yeah, I sprayed the tank or whatever with the clear coat, put a new fuel line on it. It's running great.

[Ken]

Is it?

[Gavin]

It's a true dream come true.

[Ken]

Can you do anything with it?

[Gavin]

Ride it around?

[Ken]

Can you?

[Gavin]

I'm a big boy on it, but.

[Evan]

Yeah, bro, if you get 2 inches of air on that thing is gonna come.

[Gavin]

It's gonna fold.

[CJ]

You gotta look like the circus bears that ride the.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Motorcycle.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Can I buy it from you, Ben?

[Ken]

You know what, I'm in the market.

[Gavin]

Please don't sell it.

[CJ]

I'll give you 13. You paid 12. That's a good come up money.

[Ken]

I'd probably sell it for. For 21.

[Gavin]

No, no, it's a two thousand dollar bike.

[CJ]

Yeah, but he only has 12 into.

[Gavin]

It because I got him a good.

[CJ]

Deal and I'll willing to give him 13.50 and not a penny more.

[Ken]

Probably do it for like 18 minimum.

[Gavin]

Dude, that snowstorm's coming down in. That was the gnarliest thing. We made it onto I 70 things even fellas.

[Alex]

Did we really onto the.

[Gavin]

Yeah. That's actually awesome. There's a page in Colorado called I 70 things and I knew it. When we were driving, I was like, somebody's gonna take a video and we're gonna get posted.

[Ken]

Are you serious?

[Gavin]

Oh yeah, we got posted on it.

[Ken]

That was the dumbest and scariest we've ever done.

[Gavin]

Literally the dumbest. I mean it was actually stupid.

[Ken]

We didn't have any options though. Kind of just had to keep going.

[CJ]

Yeah, no, not only did you have that bike on a blowed out window car with no windshield wipers, you also had like a thousand dollars worth of Cheetos in there.

[Ken]

No, they were in the. No, they were in the pickup.

[CJ]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Ken]

Yeah, no, they legit would not have fit.

[Evan]

Okay.

[Alex]

Yeah, dude, I love it. You morons idling down the road in the snowstorm.

[Evan]

Oh my gosh.

[CJ]

Sometimes you have to believe this homie did just that.

[Evan]

The thing is, is you can't even hate on that. Like if you don't know the situation. You have to just watch that and be like, damn, like that's dedication.

[Gavin]

It was something.

[Evan]

And they're giving it.

[Alex]

That's actually awesome.

[Gavin]

Dude, it was so bad, the fact that we made it that night. We actually had no business making it to the Airbnb that night.

[Evan]

I can't believe you guys. We kept going. That's probably the most dangerous thing all trip that.

[Alex]

100% that pushing that car on the side.

[David]

It was.

[Ken]

Didn't have many options for it, though.

[David]

Well, it was after we. We had gone past the last exit in Vail, and Ben was like, we should pull off at the next one. You know, maybe we'll find some rain X or something, throw it on the windshield. And I realized the next exit's not for, like, 14 miles or something.

[Gavin]

Yep. And then we got screwed because we try to stop in Copper at the only gas station there, and it's closed at 9:00'. Clock.

[Evan]

Unbelievable.

[Alex]

Classic.

[Ken]

I was so pissed.

[Alex]

Well, good stuff. Glad you guys made her.

[Gavin]

Yeah, you kept us alive. All right, boys.

[David]

Good.

[Gavin]

Thanks for having me on, fellas.

[Evan]

Thanks for watching, guys. Appreciate it. Every Tuesday, new podcast. Hit the subscribe button. We'll see you next week.

[Gavin]

Peace.

[CJ]

Let's go hit the skate park, Gav. We got work to do.