The REAL Reason Behind Evan & Dalton Beef, Micah's Road Rage, & Kens Surprising Hobby

Summary

Podcast Summary: Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode Title: The REAL Reason Behind Evan & Dalton Beef, Micah's Road Rage, & Ken's Surprising Hobby
Release Date: February 4, 2025
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, and Dalton

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode dives into the CboysTV crew's relationships and antics behind the scenes—focusing on Evan and Dalton's supposed "beef," Micah's recent incident with road rage, and a humorous look at Ken's history (including surprising hobbies and fashion phases). The hosts share personal stories, reminisce about their youth, offer business and fitness advice, and provide lively banter and laughs throughout.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Dalton & Evan’s "Beef" Explained

• The group discusses the longstanding playful animosity between Evan and Dalton that became "real" enough to have viewers (and even other Cboys) concerned.
• Evan and Dalton reveal that most of their bickering was for fun, and at one point they conspired to lead on their friends for amusement—though they admit the line between joking and actually getting on each other's nerves sometimes blurred.
• Dalton, only 18, expresses the camaraderie he feels with the crew, having watched CboysTV since he was 10.
• Resolution: The two recently "squashed the beef" thanks to a $10,000 challenge.

Notable Quote:

• "We were just busting each other's balls for fun, and you guys were getting very concerned about it." — Evan (30:19)
• "Should we just keep this going, make them think we hate each other?" — Dalton (30:19)
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2. Micah's Road Rage Incident (22:56-26:25)

• Ryan recounts an episode of road rage where he tailgated a slow driver in the passing lane, ended up honking for three minutes, and had a staredown with the driver.
• The crew discusses the etiquette of highway driving and admits that, while unusual for Ryan, the whole ordeal was oddly satisfying.

Notable Quotes:

• "And then I laid on the horn for like no joke, three minutes." — Ryan (00:08, repeated at 24:49)
• “It's just fun playing with NPCs, messing with them a little bit." — Ryan (25:59)

3. Ken’s Surprising Hobby and Old Family Stories

• The guys bring up Ken’s past racing snowmobiles, his surprising ponytail phase, and infamous fashion faux pas ('the cork Janowskis').
• Dalton teases Ken about being the subject of TikTok "thirst traps" and prank content.

Notable Quote:

• "When Ken had a ponytail, the vibes were so chill, bro." — Ryan (53:03)

4. Golf Mishaps & Group Injuries

• Multiple humorous anecdotes about disastrous golf swings (clubs flying, balls ricocheting into faces), including Mike's cousin hitting himself in the forehead.
• Golf is declared a dangerous sport—at least for poor players.

Memorable Moment:

• "My cousin skied a driver so hard one time it went straight up into his own forehead." — Mike (04:20)

5. Injuries, Chiro Visits & Sleeping Disasters

• Ben details getting locked up from stretching in his sleep.
• The crew shares multiple embarrassing and relatable aging stories, including farts so bad Ben’s girlfriend sleeps in another room.

Notable Quotes:

• "I semi it up lifting...and then I was sleeping and I went to stretch…something went and like I legit got locked." — Ben (05:35)
• “Are you Dutch ovening yourself?” — Ben (07:11)
• "The whole house...do you smell?" — Ben (07:43)

6. Evan’s Ice Racing Return (10:46-20:22)

• Evan describes his return to ice racing after years away, feeling the pressure from fans, and a crash that brought an ambulance to the track.
• He ran several more races despite the impact, highlighting a "never-give-up" attitude.

Notable Quote:

• “Ambulance side by side...Just a whole, like, this guy is just always entertaining." — Mike (21:04)

7. Gavin’s Legendary Falls

• The group reviews footage of Gavin’s infamous crash, admiring his "talent" for falling gracefully and joking about his resilience.

Notable Quote:

• "You'd think he's in gymnastics...the way he falls." — Evan (44:53)

8. Dalton’s Journey: From Fan to Crew (44:40-47:51)

• Dalton tells the story of becoming a CboysTV fan at age ten and working various jobs (landscaping, videography) while homeschooled.
• He shares his pride at making his "dream job" happen at 18.

Notable Quote:

• "It is crazy how much further ahead you are than probably, I mean, most 28 year olds. Like, you're a full decade ahead." — Evan (45:30)

9. Fitness, Weight Loss, and Crew Challenges (56:18-61:14)

• Crew debates starting new fitness challenges, with Evan leading motivational talk from his own history of losing 60 pounds in several months.
• Discussion of competitive bets to motivate working out.

Memorable Exchange:

• “It is not a complicated equation. Eat good, put in the work, and you lose weight. If you're not, you're just lazy.” — Mike (59:39)

10. Upcoming Cboys Projects & Travel

• Plans for a Florida trip to film with a custom R6 dirt bike and the ambitious plan to jet-ski from Miami to the Bahamas are revealed.
• Ken talks about needing to renew a bungled passport; crew jokes about travel logistics and state residency.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “Someone's been posting thirst traps of Ken.” — Dalton (00:00)
• “Golf’s a dangerous sport.” — Evan (03:44)
• “I'm more like, let's see what this guy's up to. I'm honking at him.” — Ryan (23:52)
• “We were just busting each other's balls for fun…Like, me and Dalton are, like...it's funny.” — Mike (29:44)
• “You’d think he’s in gymnastics…the way he falls.” — Evan (44:53)
• “It is not a complicated equation. Eat good, put in the work, and you lose weight. If you're not, you're just lazy.” — Mike (59:39)

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Fun & Memorable Sidebars

• Stories of awkward puberty, bad haircuts ("Buzzcut Ken"), and fashion regrets
• Crack-ups over bad smells, fart-diffusing tactics, and Dutch ovens
• Playful speculation about AI-generated beef and Dalton being "AI-generated"
• Ken’s passport debacle as a classic travel mishap
• Reflections on age gaps and how unlikely it was for the crew to all end up together

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00 – Ken's thirst trap TikToks
• 04:00 – Golf injuries discussion
• 10:46 – Evan’s leg injury and return to ice racing
• 22:56 – Micah’s/Evan's road rage stories
• 29:14 – Evan & Dalton’s "beef": Backstory and resolution
• 44:40 – Dalton’s story: From fan to crew
• 56:18 – Fitness resolutions, anecdotes, and motivational talk
• 62:43 – Passport mix-ups and upcoming Florida/Bahamas trip plans

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Closing Thoughts

This episode is a fast-paced, friendly, and brutally honest look at life in the CboysTV crew. The group shines in their camaraderie and ability to poke fun at themselves—unpacking internet rumors, sharing hard-won adulthood lessons, and dreaming up dangerous new stunts. Through it all, the group's tight bonds and collective humor offer plenty of entertainment for fans and newcomers alike.

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Transcript

[Dalton]

Someone's been posting thirst traps of Ken.

[Ben]

Oh yeah?

[Ken]

Who's been taking them? Dalton.

[Ben]

I've never met a man that likes that. No offense.

[Ryan]

And then I laid on the horn for like no joke, three minutes.

[Ben]

Damn, dude, it was crazy.

[Ryan]

Oh, when can I had a ponytail? Like the vibes were so chill, bro.

[Evan]

Like when you were on CBD at one point.

[Dalton]

Ben, we gotta make a video to this audio.

[Mike]

That one eyed bastard's gonna be out of prison here in a couple more years.

[Evan]

He's in prison still. I forgot about that.

[Mike]

Why off Drake and got blackballed by the industry.

[Evan]

The thing I love about UF is you're so caught up on like rap beef and stuff like that and just like local homicides.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, we'll be just chilling.

[Evan]

We'll be just chilling, like hanging out. Everyone's like, just hanging, having a good time. And Evan will just like. Yeah. So apparently this woman last night decided to kill her whole family. And there was like a middle schooler and like an infant. And you're just like 10.5 miles down.

[Ryan]

From my mom's place.

[Evan]

Yeah, like he'll just drop something like that. You're like, that's. That's terrible.

[Mike]

Well, that crazy stuff usually like pops up on my Facebook feed because you're clicking it all knows like someone that I follow shared it.

[Ryan]

You should.

[Mike]

Well, it's like local. It's not.

[Ryan]

I would attest it to.

[Mike]

Maybe this is all local with what you just said.

[Ryan]

Crazy stuff is happening in your home tri state area of Duluth.

[Mike]

I guess that is true.

[Ben]

Well, Evan's also a. He's a murder mystery podcaster.

[Ryan]

Big time.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So like he falls asleep to it. You listen to it on a car ride. Like that's all you listen to. Podcast. Right.

[Evan]

Why do you like that?

[Ben]

I've never met a man that likes that. No offense.

[Ryan]

Like.

[Ben]

Like, like, you know, if any of us were listening to those, Evan would be like, yo, that's so Cheeto. Like, but the fact that he listens to it is. Is kind of baffling, isn't it?

[Evan]

I don't know. It's just concerning almost a little bit.

[Ben]

But you're.

[Evan]

You're so fast.

[Ben]

You're like kind of a tweaker though, so I'm surprised that you like that.

[Mike]

Yeah. I don't know. Somehow it's, you know, it's just soothing to hear about.

[Evan]

Soothing?

[Mike]

Yeah, like to fall asleep too. That's kind of a joke. I know. It's like a meme.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

The lady was pregnant and they cut the baby out of the belly. Like, it would just be something terrible like that. You're like, d is. I don't want to think about that.

[Ben]

Just sleeps like a baby. That makes sense.

[Evan]

You are.

[Ben]

And then there is seriously something.

[Evan]

He'll always look at me like, it's.

[Mike]

Dude, I'm sure.

[Ben]

Like.

[Evan]

I'm like, yeah, it is. But, like, why we gotta even talk about this, Dude?

[Mike]

I'm sure every one of your girlfriends listens to or watches dateliner listens to that shit. I'm sure they do.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I don't know. I don't know if mine's got, like, the stomach for that.

[Evan]

Mine is.

[Mike]

Greta's the one that told me to start listening to crime junkies. Chill.

[Ben]

Oh, me chill?

[Dalton]

I was showing him a video of a guy throwing in a dart, and it got stuck in this girl's.

[Ben]

Dude. All right, don't.

[Evan]

Don't.

[Ben]

Stop. Stop.

[Mike]

I don't like that at all.

[Evan]

Yeah, that's where Evan draws a line. No, no.

[Dalton]

And then he goes. Yeah. My dad was in this golf tournament, like, a few years ago.

[Mike]

What was Buddy. It was his buddy. Yeah.

[Dalton]

And he. What, he missed the ball?

[Mike]

Yeah, he just got mad and he slammed the club on the ground. It, like, went in his eye socket, apparently.

[Evan]

Dude, that's not a bad day ago. And they're already playing bad.

[Mike]

He would have been maybe.

[Ben]

Oh, he was in a tournament in front of people, too.

[Mike]

They said he probably maybe would have been okay if he left it until the EMTs came. But he ripped it out and it didn't work out.

[Evan]

It pulled his whole eyeball, pulled the.

[Mike]

Life right out of his body.

[Evan]

Died.

[Mike]

Allegedly. Yes. Yes.

[Evan]

Wait, hold on. So he threw it at the ground, it bounced up in, like a.

[Mike]

Something like when? No, no. I think the club, like a fiberglass window is brain or graphite shaft. And it broke, and it came and spring back something. I mean, obviously, I don't know exactly what happened.

[Evan]

Dude, golf's a dangerous sport.

[Ben]

I mean, something to consider, Ken.

[Evan]

We've all gotten piled up on the golf course.

[Ryan]

Yeah, the bad golfers are really the ones at risk here.

[Ken]

I mean, yeah, you.

[Ryan]

It's like I. I slap my club on the ground.

[Ben]

You're a bad golfer. Is just that much more dangerous of a sport.

[Evan]

Literally.

[Ken]

I think it was reckless golf. One or two. You hit the ball and the whole club just ended up going backwards.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Evan]

Those were the good old days.

[Ben]

Mike used to be so bad at golf.

[Evan]

It was so fun, man.

[Ryan]

I was like, honestly, still am, you're.

[Ben]

Way better figure out. You figured out like the basics at least. So like the ball doesn't go backwards, the club doesn't leave your hand.

[Mike]

I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it, but my cousin sky to driver so hard one time it went straight up into his own forehead. Really big goose egg on the side of his head. Like straight up.

[Ryan]

I've seen it. Where? Yeah, like they swing and it snaps and.

[Mike]

Well, no, he basically hit the tee out from under the ball. Yeah. And then the ball just really. The ball just went straight up.

[Ben]

That's zero forwards. Imagine, imagine the wake up call of that ball just smoking you in between the eyes.

[Ryan]

Honestly, I picture that happening to Ken.

[Evan]

Or I. Yeah, yeah, I could see that. Was it cousin Joe.

[Ryan]

It was.

[Mike]

But unfortunately he was like 12 and he was crying and his eye was swollen. His forehead above his eye.

[Ben]

Dude. I had a friend that was on the golf team with me and that dude had like a ball magnet, dude. Like he got hit like seven times.

[Evan]

Dude.

[Ben]

Yeah, it was bad. I think he actually dropped out of golf because he was just sick of dangerous.

[Evan]

They had him wearing football pads out there, bro.

[Ben]

I woke up this morning and my neck was like so sore. My neck is still sore just from like sleeping on it.

[Evan]

Weird.

[Ben]

Like, is this just what happens? Getting old. So CJ had the same thing last week.

[Evan]

I semi it up, lifting and then I was like, you know, this was fine though. But then I was sleeping and I went to stretch. Like I was like half asleep, half awake and I was like.

[Ben]

And.

[Evan]

And something went and like I legit got locked. I got locked. And this was at like probably five in the morning.

[Mike]

I'm so glad that five in the morning finally happening to you.

[Evan]

Young this happens to happen. But so I'm like, oh, like I'm scared. I start wiggling my toes, making sure my feet and my like, I legit was like, it was bad. Alex. Alex was sick so she was sleeping.

[Mike]

In the other room.

[Evan]

So she hopefully wouldn't get.

[Ben]

No, she wasn't sick. She just didn't want to smell your farts.

[Evan]

Possibly.

[Ben]

Alex's girlfriend has been sending like our group chat snaps.

[Evan]

My name's Cell. My girlfriend's girlfriend. She's got a girlfriend. It's better than a boyfriend.

[Dalton]

Anyway.

[Ben]

CJ's girlfriend will like send our group chat like our family or our friends group chat. Snapchat's at like 12:30 in the morning. Like CJ's farts smells so bad. I'm sleeping in the guest bedroom? Yeah, it's been kind of a reoccurring snap.

[Evan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ben]

I mean, everything all right at home?

[Evan]

I mean, it's just dandy for me, dude. I'm sleeping like a baby.

[Ben]

How bad is this?

[Evan]

It's bad. Like, I'm normally happy when she moves to, like, the other room because I can then. I can then have the peace of mind. Like, it's okay to just let him rip because, like, either way, I'm. I have to let him go because it's just so uncomfortable and I got so much of it.

[Ben]

Are you Dutch ovening yourself?

[Evan]

Like, holding it under?

[Mike]

No.

[Ben]

Yourself?

[Evan]

No, no, no. It's like if. If she's in the room, I'm like, oh, like, how do I defuse this situation? It's under the covers, so I know I need to let it out this way, not her way. So I kind of like, try, like, little by little, letting it out so it's not like this big bomb. And then at that point, it's like I'm sitting here trying to diffuse this fart when I should be sleeping, and it's just a pain. So when she goes into the other room, I'm like, okay, I'm at peace now.

[Ben]

Dude, that is got to smell.

[Evan]

The whole house can do you smell.

[Ken]

It normally when you're doing this? I'm fast asleep and I've got an air fresher in my room too.

[Evan]

Dude, there's no way it would go down.

[Mike]

Yeah, the stink.

[Evan]

Yeah. I wouldn't go downstairs to check the.

[Mike]

Structural integrity of the roof above you. It could be snow's all melted up.

[Ken]

I had a guy come in and, like, reinforce it.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah. But anyway, so she was sleeping in the other room, and then I, like, freaking snapped my neck. Like, it was the weirdest thing. I'm like, I'm locked up. I realize, okay, I can move. I don't want to start yelling and wake her up because, I mean, she probably already had a long night already being she's sleeping on in another room because I was passing such bad gas. So I like, legit have to like, like lift my head up. I'm like, this is bad. Walking around thinking, I'm going to walk it off. Like, Gavin didn't work and then basically had to like, leave the house at like 6:30, go to the chiropractor. It was crazy though. Like, I was fully locked up. It was not even close to what you're like. I was honestly scared, but the whole time I kept laughing, and then I had to send you guys that Snapchat. On my way back, I just, like. I just can't stop laughing because last time this happened to Evan, he's fully bent, out of shape, fully bent. And we just thought it was this joke. And we take him to the hospital. We're rolling around on a wheelchair. I'm cracking jokes about checking his anal cavity to all the people there. And then he comes back, and he's hoping to get this X ray. Like, he's like, okay, like, I want to find out if there's what's wrong with me. And then it's just this whole fake X ray we made up with a toy car up his ass.

[Mike]

Wait, that was fake?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I've been digging around in there for.

[Evan]

Months, but I just thought. I just couldn't help but keep laughing the whole time.

[Mike]

Isn't it crazy, though, when, like, it feels like a serious injury, like, it's debilitating. It felt structural, and you think about it, you're like, I did nothing. Yeah, like, it's such a dis.

[Evan]

That's what's embarrassing about it. That's what's really embarrassing about it, because I was like, wow. I got hurt sleeping after, like, two days. I was moving, like, really good, but my neck's still. Like, my muscles are. I'm feeling it, but I'm fine.

[Ben]

Yeah. Ev, how you doing? How's your leg, dude?

[Mike]

My leg has been pretty gnarly, actually. I think it's.

[Evan]

Can you.

[Ben]

Can you show it without, like.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Getting inappropriate.

[Mike]

Camera for sure.

[Evan]

I don't know if you can.

[Ryan]

I mean, it's not bad. Look how long his underwear are.

[Evan]

He's fine, doesn't he?

[Ben]

Oh, no.

[Evan]

Turn, turn, turn around, turn around, turn around.

[Dalton]

Ryan, you're gonna have to sense him.

[Evan]

You have to blur that. You're wet down there, bro. What are you doing?

[Ryan]

Sweat.

[Ben]

I don't know if it is Evan.

[Evan]

God, I'm glad I'm sitting over here.

[Ryan]

I'm just glad I didn't have to show my SWAs on camera.

[Ben]

All right, we're gonna have to burn.

[Ken]

That chair in about 45 minutes.

[Mike]

Now you're gonna say burn the footage.

[Evan]

That's fabric. We need to keep him on. So tell us about your leg, though, Ev. So it's messed up. You've been hobbling around.

[Mike]

Yeah. I came out of retirement from ice racing for the first time in, like, three winners. Got the Stark, got some really fresh tires on it, and I'm feeling good. This little oval race under the light. Super cool vibes. A lot of people out there and I'm nervous because all these guys that I used to race with have been ice racing a lot and they're just as fast, if not faster than ever. I haven't been, but I'm gonna try anyways.

[Evan]

And I'd imagine when you show up to the ice races after not ice racing for years because you've been out here making videos, it was like, oh shit, that's Evan. That's Evan from Seaboard. And it's like, I'm sure everyone's like, that's Evan. Everyone's watching you.

[Ben]

The ice racer. This is the ice guy.

[Mike]

So the funniest part about like there was a lot of kids and fans, whatever you want to say out there, and the funniest part, we're just hanging out before the race and maybe drinking a beer. My buddy Will, he actually bought my old 1991 F150, which is just rusted out old Ford. And he has the same KTM that I have. I gave him my old plastics. It looks exactly like my bike.

[Ben]

Like the green one?

[Mike]

No, no, no, the retro, like the.

[Ben]

Pink and the purple.

[Evan]

Nice, nice.

[Mike]

So that's Will's bike in the back of this old rotted out F150. And they're parked just a little ways away and there's kids coming up and.

[Evan]

They'Re taking pictures cuz they think it's yours.

[Mike]

Think it's still my bike. Yeah, but I mean, he scribbled my name out or like put a little sticker over. But yeah, everyone's taking pictures of him. So then we're taking Snapchats. Will, you're famous. Whatever. But yeah, anyways, I got on the line, was really nervous.

[Evan]

Everyone's looking at you.

[Mike]

Every. Everyone was looking at me. I also line up. I always line up on the outside mainly because I'm a pussy. A lot can happen on the whole shot. You bang bars. There's like every dirt bike has over 2,000 screws in it. You go down on the hole shot when everyone's accelerating, it's scary.

[Evan]

Like a chainsaw hitting you.

[Mike]

Yeah. So I literally line up on the outside just because I'm more comfortable there, which is not an advantage for the race. But if you go down on the hole shot, you can't win the race, so whatever. But either way I'm lined up right next to where everyone's standing and there's people with their phones out.

[Evan]

And there he is, that's the famous.

[Ryan]

Guy on the Cheeto bike.

[Mike]

There's an Oval, but they have the hole shot that loops around into the oval. And I thought it was kind of a smooth transition in, but it turns out there was like the holeshot corner was a little wider than the straightaway of the actual oval. And I did not get the whole shot. I was mid pack, maybe more towards the back. So when I came around, I'm just completely snow dusted. I can't see anything and I just stay in the throttle. And I think that I'm fine because I see this one guy has like an orange helmet and he's off to the right of where I am. So I'm like, I'm good. I just got to stay in. It turns out he had already blown the corner and was off the track. So when I thought I was on the track and staying in it, Buddy's like 10ft off the track and I just hit the snowbank at probably like 50 endo over the bars. I think that's what it was. Just banged my leg into the handlebars. Basically. Just dead leg myself. Really good.

[Ben]

Did you do the tuck and roll like Gavin?

[Ryan]

I don't know.

[Mike]

It all happened so, I mean, probably. I don't even know.

[Evan]

Of course he did, dude, he's like a freaking cat.

[Mike]

My throttle hand never came off the bike.

[Ryan]

So you like holeshot speeded into a snowbank?

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm just trying to sweeper corner.

[Ryan]

It is interesting you actually did like kind of pull a Gavin. Because when Gavin was at Trike Festival, he.

[Mike]

They did.

[Ryan]

They did an oval race on the first turn. He just dumps off the burn.

[Evan]

I'm. I'm just trying to imagine all these people like, there he is, there he is. And then just right away, just zing. And then he hits the thing and goes down. He's like.

[Ben]

You already know that.

[Mike]

Making it was like Peter Griffin from Family Guy. Do you remember that scene where.

[Ben]

Everyone'S like, honestly, ev. It might have been for the best, dude. Like, would you have rather crashed? And everyone would be like, he would have won if he wouldn't have crashed or taken dead last?

[Mike]

No, I, I wasn't gonna take. I. I still ran the race and I ran two races after that. Did not get dead last. Honestly, never went into it thinking that I was actually gonna get first. And I think most people that knew what was going on, there's a half a dozen, if not 10 guys that are just unreasonably fast.

[Ben]

Really.

[Mike]

So it's like to me finishing a mid pack, like I have, you know, it does not hurt my Ego. If I took a six or seventh finish mid pack. It's like racing against fast guys.

[Evan]

So Ryan pulled up a TikTok. Somebody that took a picture. Life's been great. Meeting Evan and his buddies.

[Mike]

Look at that old Ford. She's a beaut.

[Evan]

That bike does look damn good, dude.

[Mike]

The whole time I owned it. You weren't saying that.

[Evan]

No, dude. I just like the colors on this one. Like the design and all that two stroke. Nice.

[Mike]

They're probably really confused though. When Will had one hour of ice time, he got out one time before this race. So this is like basically his first time ever riding on ice and enters C class crashes. His first race piles up. He was.

[Ryan]

I think he might know.

[Mike]

He may. He was probably in last place anyways and then piled up into the snowbank. So like I don't know if at any point anybody put together.

[Evan]

It might have been too many beers before the race.

[Mike]

No, no. Nobody drinks before the race.

[Ryan]

But more of the story. Will didn't make it very far.

[Ben]

Everyone watching though thought that Will was you again on.

[Evan]

There he goes again on his two strokes.

[Ben]

Like this dude really can't just stay off the snowbank, huh?

[Evan]

Since we're on the top of a crash, can we just watch Gavin's crash back here and watch how close he was to landing on the top of his head? Yeah, like he is so good at falling. He just like perfectly bends his neck and into a somersault.

[Mike]

I'm not going to take any credit away from Gavin. However I sounds like it. I see that crash. He had to the same way. When I hit the ice, a lot of people complimented me on like a clean get off. It's like, bro, when you get sent, you're kind of just along for the ride.

[Evan]

You just got lucky more so maybe.

[Mike]

I mean Gavin of anybody in the world knows how to eat a fall.

[Ken]

He didn't even make it out of.

[Evan]

The parking lot when he did that. At one point. He's full on lawn chair.

[Mike]

I mean his feet were on the pegs until that ski fully.

[Evan]

This is what Gavin's saying right now. Oh, here we go again. Still holding on at that point.

[Ryan]

He lawn chaired before he hit the ground.

[Ben]

There might be able to.

[Evan]

There's still a chance to save it. He's still holding on.

[Ryan]

That was not powder. I thought it was.

[Mike]

The skill was in the get off. The skill was in eating that fall.

[Evan]

It's like you can almost sense it when Gavin's about to crash too.

[Mike]

Oh, you mean every time he hops out of motorized.

[Evan]

Well, yeah, yeah, but, like, oh, here we go again. He was upside down. Oh, here we go again. Dude, it's like Cartman. It's like Cartman when he's in the NASCAR race and then he's upside down. Ah, my. Or whatever, you know, like, he's upside down. He's like, ah, here we go again.

[Ben]

Think we gotta stop surprising Gavin with, like, vehicles and start surprising him with, like, massage experience or, like, a spa weekend.

[Evan]

That should be a really nice surprise.

[Mike]

Maybe soften him up, honestly.

[Ben]

Yeah, that's true. We don't want that. Yeah, he's got a boot camp.

[Evan]

I was gonna say we should invite him over to hang, but then have all the guest rooms full and he sleeps outside just to harden them up a little more.

[Ben]

Gavin's body and build, like, wasn't meant to be as nimble as he has. He has kind of forced himself to be.

[Mike]

Was a college football player, but.

[Ben]

But his life experiences just crafted him into just the most perfect human for what he does.

[Evan]

You'd think he's in gymnastics. I mean, you would think he's in gymnastics. The way he falls.

[Ben]

After editing that. That bit, watching it time and time again, I was like, this is gnarly, dude. So I texted him this afternoon, I said, how you feeling, bro? Was so gnarly. And he goes, bro, felt that one for sure. But I'm all good, though. Shoulder is almost back to 100%. And I go, that's two weeks ago. You're a beast, bro. Well, you might even be better than 100%. And he goes, thanks, bro. So good, baby.

[Ryan]

I don't think he falls like a gymnast. He falls like. You know how when you throw a rock at another rock and nothing really happens?

[Mike]

I agree with that statement.

[Evan]

The nice thing about Gavin's crash, though, was that it's on camera. So, like, when you crash like that and you're dealing with the pain, at least you have something to show for it. Whereas, like, kind of in your most recent case, you're kind of like, yeah, Nikki panicked.

[Mike]

So she filmed right up, and she was too far away anyways. But you see, like, a tough to snow go up. But she cut the camera because she apparently she was freaking out, telling me, like, go check on him, Go check on him. Because I tried to stand up and my leg was just dead, so I fell over. And then I couldn't pick my bike up, so I had to wait. Well, as soon as you don't get right up. EMTs are literal. Ambulance is pulling up this whole thing. And.

[Evan]

Well, how did they let you go.

[Ben]

And race after this?

[Mike]

I just. Well, I felt kind of bad because I was like, I was swearing a lot.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I was going to say, did the ambulance roll up? And you're like, oh, don't touch me. Don't touch, don't.

[Mike]

Well, they're like, are you okay? I'm like, just help me pick the effing bike up. Freaking bike up.

[Ben]

They're like, we're not here.

[Mike]

I'm fine. Just whatever. And I felt bad. And then I'm like, thank you, guys. I'm sorry you had to come over here, but.

[Evan]

And they gave you a bill.

[Ben]

Yeah. They're like, sir, sir, hop in the ambulance.

[Evan]

So I didn't know the ambulance rolled up. So that had to been really a show for the people that were watching you. It's like, here we go. We're about to watch them in action. Straight into the corner. Crash. Ambulance. Like, holy shit.

[Mike]

Ambulance side by side.

[Evan]

Just a whole, like, this guy is just always entertaining.

[Mike]

It was weird because there's like track officials with flags and normally they'll like come help you stand the bike up. But because I crashed in a straightaway, like the flaggers are on corners, they just weren't there. So the people that I had to ask to help pick my bike up because it's like slippery ice and my leg hurt really bad. I had to ask like the EMTs to help me get it up. And I. I couldn't see because I was huffing and puffing on the ground. It was pretty cold. So my goggles are just cooked, like, because I'm breathing. They're all fogged up. And I pull off the track and then I got someone going, are you racing or not? If you're racing, you got to get to the line.

[Ben]

So I literally let you go and race again. So I'm trying to watch what happened.

[Mike]

Trying to evaluate myself. I have half cooked goggles, pull up to the line, and the second I pull up to the line, they just start going down, drop the whole shot. And I just took off again.

[Ben]

Was that Stark pretty good?

[Mike]

Yeah. But not the advantage that everyone thinks. And I've been seeing more videos online, like in straight up drag races, running the clutch like a 450 is right. With a Stark. Like, there's a lot of videos where stock 450s still take a Stark in a drag race. But I think where the advantage comes is not shifting in the corners. There still is an advantage to the Stark, but everyone just hears 80 horsepower and think that it's just, like, makes you the greatest rider of all time. You still got to ride the bike.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we're like, right turns any easier because you had a handbrake?

[Mike]

Unfortunately, I only did left turns on the oval.

[Ryan]

Sorry, I forget you're on and over.

[Mike]

But no, yeah, some of them are. I know. I think that would be a place where there'd be an advantage where, yeah, you could drag your right foot a bit and not feel like you got to keep it on the break. I just didn't get to that point.

[Ben]

Speaking of keeping your foot on the brake, Mike, what was up with your road rage Snapchat that you sent us?

[Mike]

That was amazing, by the way. I compliment.

[Evan]

Did you know that guy? No.

[Mike]

What.

[Ryan]

I don't know what came over me.

[Ken]

So did he start off just going slightly under or what? What happened there?

[Ryan]

Yeah, basically, I just. I came up, ironically, to two outbacks on the highway, and the one outback was going in the left lane, was going slightly slower, and he is, like, at 66, cruise. And then so I just fall behind him. I'm, like, waiting for him to get over. I don't get like. I'm not upset. I'm just like, dude, this guy's got to get over at some point. So then I flick on my Baja lights. We run that for a couple minutes. I'm like, dang, this guy. Yeah, yeah. Like, let's say two minutes.

[Ben]

Wait, so how fast was he going?

[Ryan]

66 and a 65, but in the left lane.

[Ben]

Gotcha.

[Mike]

The passing lane is for passing. You could be going 90.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But you still get out of it as soon as you don't need to be in it.

[Ryan]

So, like, again, I don't really get that fired up about it. I'm more like, let's see what this guy's up to. I'm honking at him.

[Mike]

Holy shit, dude.

[Ryan]

You can see at one point we're going 20.

[Mike]

This fucking. Dude, Mike, you're.

[Evan]

This is so unlikely. Holy crap. We're not. Damn.

[Ryan]

We were going, like, 20 miles, almost a full stop.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

To think. How dense is the driver of that vehicle to think that they are some way in the right, like, oh, this guy's tailgating me. He like, you get. I guarantee they thought you were the asshole in that situation.

[Ryan]

So then he just. Basically, he, like, makes sure that I can see him in his. Through his rear window, and he's like, get over. And I'm like, me. Like, I just go, you get over. And then. Yeah, dude, I just. I'M like, all right, I'm laying on the horn. And then I laid on the horn for, like, no joke, three minutes.

[Evan]

Damn, dude.

[Ryan]

It was crazy. And then it. And then he's still just like, ah.

[Ben]

How old was this guy?

[Ryan]

Older. Like, 55. I don't know.

[Mike]

That's young enough.

[Ben]

He was so. He was. He was old enough to know, but young enough to also know.

[Ryan]

He was just mad. That's. That was the best part. He was mad. No. And then when I passed him in the right lane, you know, I finally gave up because I wasn't. I wasn't really mad. And then I just, like, look at him and just speed off and he, like, tries to catch me. I'm just like, just stay a little bit.

[Evan]

Why didn't.

[Ben]

You know? You should have done. You should have gotten off like that.

[Mike]

Should have pit maneuvered.

[Ben]

Yeah, you should have got in front of him and then you should have slowed him down.

[Evan]

That have been funny.

[Ryan]

But that's. That's where. That's what. I'm not like, I'm not.

[Evan]

He might have rear ended you and then blame it on you.

[Ryan]

I'm just. I'm just there to see what. See why he thinks he's in the right, though.

[Ken]

It's just two people that are just not. Not gonna budge. And it's just because. Just locking heads.

[Evan]

The nice thing is, you know, he wasn't gonna, like, pull a gun out and shoot you because he's driving a Subaru Outback, Right?

[Mike]

You know?

[Ryan]

Yeah, because he was.

[Ben]

I mean, sure, it was a dude.

[Mike]

And not a girl that looked like a dude. Yeah, that's possible, too.

[Ryan]

That is possible. No, he started digging around in his center console, too, and then probably trying.

[Mike]

To scare you, but.

[Ryan]

What is he doing?

[Evan]

Total bluff.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I don't really do stuff like that very often, but feel kind of good. Yeah, it's just, like, fun playing with, like, NPCs, like, just messing with them a little bit.

[Ben]

Yeah, I saw your snap, and I was like, ah.

[Ryan]

That is just so, so out of character.

[Ben]

So out of characters. Like, I can see Ryan doing that. For sure.

[Ryan]

Ryan's a pro tailgater.

[Evan]

Ryan would have followed him to their house. He wouldn't even be here. Right.

[Ben]

All right, what else?

[Ryan]

Dalton maybe could speak.

[Evan]

Yeah, Dalton, you got anything to say?

[Dalton]

I've had a few people try to run me off the road.

[Ryan]

No, something else.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Evan]

I don't know.

[Ryan]

How's your tick tocks going?

[Dalton]

My tick tocks are going good.

[Evan]

How does it feel? Oh, that Never made it in the video. When the Tick tock got deleted and we filmed Dalton's reaction, he was, like, crying. He did.

[Mike]

He called it just right that it was gonna get shut down for one day and it was going to come back. He called it spot on.

[Evan]

Yeah, you did.

[Ken]

Absolutely distraught, though, for that day.

[Evan]

You were crying. Yeah. I mean, I felt bad, but also, like, I get that you put a lot of work in, so I probably would have cried, too.

[Dalton]

For the record, I wasn't crying, but I was very upset. And then it came back.

[Ben]

A lot of people were.

[Evan]

Nothing wrong with crying.

[Ben]

And it's not that it felt good proving you wrong, because it didn't. Yeah. But I did tell you that it was going to get deleted.

[Dalton]

I think worst case scenario. Did I say worst case scenario gets deleted for one day? I can't remember.

[Ben]

You said there's zero percent chance that it gets deleted.

[Dalton]

Oh, really?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

Then I am in the.

[Mike]

Maybe that. Maybe that did. I just remember when it did get deleted, that he was just like, dude, it's gonna be back in a day. I remember you saying that when we were out at Snowden or whatever, wherever the hell we were, bro.

[Dalton]

Who's in charge of the Seaboz account?

[Evan]

What do you mean?

[Dalton]

The TikTok account?

[Evan]

Well, you are right now. We just promoted you to that. Ryan was. Why? Why do you ask?

[Dalton]

Someone's been posting thirst traps of Ken.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah?

[Ken]

Who's been taking them?

[Evan]

Dalton.

[Ben]

I think Ken's actually got access to.

[Ryan]

Post our first video back in a little. In a minute. And it's that, dude, people are, like.

[Mike]

Getting deleted and coming up for us to start using it.

[Evan]

Dude, those. Those vids of Ken are popping, though. Do you have that one ready of when he's sleeping? Dalton, when he's sleeping? Yeah, that, like, one minute one. The one raw him just.

[Mike]

He kind of moans.

[Evan]

And then you, like, at one point, I think you, like, kind of turn the camera and you, like, get in. You're like.

[Ryan]

All the comments about his wedgie.

[Ken]

I have to start locking my door at night.

[Evan]

Yeah, yeah, I know. Dalton was in there.

[Mike]

Which one?

[Dalton]

No, I have the one in the.

[Mike]

Bedroom door or the back.

[Ken]

All of them.

[Dalton]

I have the one where I put cheese on his face when he's sleeping.

[Mike]

The guy with the back door open.

[Dalton]

That's from Vegas. That's from Vegas right there.

[Evan]

The worst part for Ken is he doesn't know if we're being honest or if we're joking, because all of this is very possible. But also he's like, I feel like it didn't happen, but I can't put.

[Ken]

It past all the footage comes out. Maybe it did, and I just didn't notice.

[Dalton]

I don't want to expose myself like that. I accidentally did it, but now I don't want to do it on purpose.

[Ken]

Accidentally?

[Dalton]

Yeah. On my main.

[Ken]

Don't do it again.

[Mike]

What the.

[Evan]

Are you gonna back up your buddy here or whatever?

[Ben]

How's it feel, you two? Squash the beef. If you guys watched the last video, you would have seen that we had. Evan and Dalton put their differences beside them, behind them.

[Ryan]

If you haven't watched the video yet, you need to go watch it for.

[Ben]

The cool price of $10,000.

[Evan]

So it took.

[Ben]

We were willing to put up some cheddar on the line. It's probably a good time to go do an ad break. How you guys doing now? Dude kind of, like, rekindled an old flame.

[Evan]

Oh, new flame.

[Ben]

New flame.

[Mike]

I'm gonna give the credit to Dalton. I don't know if he was here for a week or three weeks or whatever. We were just busting each other's balls for fun, and you guys were getting very concerned about it, like, actually upset. Like, I think C.J. had told me, bro, you gotta chill on Dalton. He's just whatever. But, like, me and Dalton are, like, it's. It's funny. Like, we're just busting each other's balls, and there was only funny for you. There was a day, right, I will say two weeks after Dalton started, where he's like, bro, the guys are getting so riled up. Should we just keep this going, make them think we hate each other?

[Ben]

I think.

[Mike]

See where it goes?

[Ben]

I think that.

[Mike]

I don't know if we should really necessarily do that, but it is kind of what happened, and it ended up in us making some money.

[Ben]

So that was.

[Mike]

It worked out great. Dalton, the credit. Yeah. This was like you said.

[Ben]

You say that it was some big master plan, but there was a lot more animosity than you guys like to admit.

[Mike]

So you honestly think that me and Dalton have beef with each other?

[Ben]

Well, you did pile him up in the middle of the road.

[Dalton]

That was at one point.

[Evan]

At one point.

[Ben]

So that's what I'm saying.

[Evan]

And also, like, there was many times where you guys would kind of get into it, and, like, maybe it starts off like they'll play wrestling, maybe, but then it's like, one person maybe accidentally, like, hit someone the wrong way, and then you'll just hear, like, it goes from, like, this, like, kind of, like, just boys wrestling to, like, asserting some form of dominance, and there's like. Like, something will happen, and it's like, oh, and then someone's hurt, and it's like, all right, knock it off. You too.

[Ben]

I mean, we know how fast that that switch gets flipped with Evan as soon as he gets into it.

[Evan]

Fight or flight. Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, that's fair, but you guys can argue. At the end of the day, me and Dalton hang out more with each other, ride the track, just do whatever than anybody does in the whole crew.

[Ryan]

Right.

[Ben]

So that's why we had to just squash the beef.

[Mike]

No, I'm saying when this beef was going. I mean, don't say beef.

[Ben]

But, I mean, there's.

[Mike]

It was video proof. It's when you're good friends with somebody, you bust their balls or not literally.

[Ryan]

I think everyone got that.

[Ben]

But, yeah.

[Mike]

No, dude, it's just.

[Ben]

I'm not sure if I have put the big kind of relationship with anyone.

[Mike]

I would say, since you bust my balls all the time, since. Don't know what.

[Ben]

Yeah, you do. Like, about my belly.

[Dalton]

Yeah, I still have liquid in my hip.

[Mike]

It's not for me.

[Ryan]

Why is that just such a weird thing to say?

[Evan]

Yeah, dude, I don't know. If you have liquid in your hip. It's probably just blood or water, because that's what your body's made up of.

[Ryan]

Yeah, fluid.

[Dalton]

No, it's. It's in, like. It's been infected for, like, three months.

[Ken]

It's. It's just a little bit of Evan's liquid.

[Evan]

Where. Where is it infl. Your bone?

[Dalton]

In my hip.

[Ryan]

Right here.

[Mike]

Take your pants off.

[Evan]

In your bone.

[Ken]

Isn't it just a bruise?

[Mike]

I already. Where else would it be holding off?

[Dalton]

No, it got super skinned, like, almost down to the bone after that star cart incident.

[Mike]

You did not take the skin off to the bone on that. That was just a little tumble.

[Ben]

Are you sure that it's not infected?

[Dalton]

No, I just said it was.

[Ben]

Oh, it is infected.

[Dalton]

That's why there's a bunch of liquid in my hip.

[Mike]

How did he get infected when there wasn't even a scratch?

[Dalton]

There was, but I didn't clean it either way.

[Mike]

All I know is, since Dalton has started filming for us and doing an amazing job, me and him have hung out more than I've hung out with anybody else in the Sea Boys crew.

[Ben]

I'm surprised that one of you guys didn't take all the money.

[Mike]

Yeah, that was a trap from you guys. To continue.

[Ben]

The narrative is not a narrative.

[Dalton]

Okay, well, you gambled all years away anyway, so it doesn't matter.

[Mike]

I haven't even got the money yet.

[Evan]

Have you?

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, I haven't got it yet, but when I do, I'm doubling it up.

[Ben]

Evan, this is a good time to tell you this. We already put it in your 401k.

[Mike]

That's actually good because I'll be dead before I'm old enough to use it. Nikki will be.

[Evan]

Nikki would be happy.

[Mike]

Nikki will be taking her new husband to the fucking Bahamas.

[Evan]

She's gonna have a great life.

[Mike]

When you're gonna play yourself some new tits.

[Evan]

You just gotta tough it out here.

[Mike]

Oh, my God, I love you. Nikki.

[Ben]

Just gotta tough it out.

[Evan]

She's gotta tough it out with Evan. Smooth sailing. Listen, I'm just happy that you guys are our friends now. And, I mean, it's pretty cute how much you guys hang out.

[Mike]

Dude, honestly, we would love if you guys came and rode some E rides with us, maybe some pit bikes, cook some meat, any of that stuff.

[Dalton]

Well, you, too.

[Mike]

It would be great.

[Ryan]

Like, hang out on that a million times when. Think of all the times I did it. Before Dalton even exists.

[Mike]

Exactly. Before Dalton existed, Dalton took your place.

[Ben]

Of hanging out with, like, yeah, soldier.

[Ryan]

But yeah, yeah, I agree. But, like, it's not like I'm never there.

[Mike]

Yeah, not never. Just not often.

[Dalton]

I will say I do hang out with Evan more than I hang out with my family.

[Evan]

It's not a good thing, Dalton.

[CJ]

Evan's just seeing dollar signs right now. He's like, all I got to do is just start some beef with Micah here and maybe I can get another five grand out of the deal. Hey, Mike. Want to fake hate each other for a little bit? Even though it's real afterwards, we could just say it's fake.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah. It didn't work out, actually.

[Evan]

Pretty cover all your tracks. I was just acting.

[Ben]

It's just fake.

[Evan]

Next time I do something, I was just acting. I was faking it. I pranked you guys, dude.

[Mike]

I think what it really stemmed from, at least on my half, is when I used to work in construction, asbestos removal. We were absolutely ruthless to each other all day. Like, you could not make a mistake. And you would have everybody come down on you and just say the most brutal shit. And it was funny. It's like, what got you through the day? You're doing miserable job. Not that this job is miserable at all. This is amazing. But I'm just saying, when you're in a miserable. You're. You're, like, in a freaking Crawl space. Everything sucks. And someone does something stupid. It's like everyone just piles on to make sure they know what an idiot they are. And, yeah, it's a little.

[CJ]

I've been in work environments like that.

[Mike]

I feel like I think everybody in.

[Ryan]

This room is phenomenal ball busters.

[Ben]

But I felt like maybe I. I do agree. Until it's. It's on our cameraman, and he takes it personal because you did. You're acting like you didn't, but you did. And that's when we had to step in and be like, dude, you got to chill out. And then that's when Dalton's like, hey, we should just pretend like we hate each other and then don't.

[Mike]

Like.

[Ben]

Dalton's like, oh, pretend.

[Evan]

Yeah. Okay.

[Dalton]

Growing up and playing hockey, like, you get your balls busted a lot, especially being homeschooled.

[Mike]

Growing up.

[Dalton]

So, like, the first.

[CJ]

Your mom was tough on you real hard.

[Dalton]

But, like, the first. What is it? 13 years of my life. Just been picked on all the time. And then he starts picking on me, and I'm out of high school. I was like, that's it.

[Mike]

He's not.

[Dalton]

And he's, like, five foot tall.

[Ryan]

Listen, buddy, we're not in high school anymore.

[Ben]

Hey, man.

[Evan]

Well, I just think it's cute that you guys are.

[Dalton]

I'm sorry, Evan.

[Evan]

Such good friends. And. And I'm glad to see it. I mean, this is what we wanted.

[Ben]

You guys see that Greta's computer started on fire today?

[Mike]

Yeah. We all saw that.

[Evan]

I heard about it.

[Mike]

How would we all immediately know that?

[Evan]

I. I know you should.

[Mike]

You should be concerned.

[Ben]

My girlfriend's computers on the news. It could have been.

[Evan]

You might have watched the news. Oh, I know you watch the news. You're looking for the local homicide report.

[Ben]

No, my girlfriend's computer, straight up, started on fire at work. Like, it burst into flames.

[Evan]

Probably working real hard.

[Mike]

Limewire. What was it?

[Ben]

Hot Hotmail.

[Evan]

Justin Joe.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Stolen ballad. But still, I had to ask. I was like, did your computer actually start on fire? And then she said, yes. And then we were all like, what? What if you're like, entire business that you're working at would have burnt down because of that. Right. If she wasn't in the office, like, what would have happened?

[Evan]

It's crazy. A computer. I'm assuming there's a MacBook can start on fire. Oh, it makes sense. Windows.

[Ryan]

Like a desktop. Windows?

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Mac would never do that.

[Mike]

Was it, like, the computer. Was it like, the cord connected, like, the actual computer?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Really? Yeah. Like flames.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Tell me about.

[Ben]

I don't know.

[Evan]

They took a fire extinguisher, dude.

[Mike]

Just fire. What happened?

[Ben]

So she was working on her computer and it started to smell like burnt toast.

[Mike]

Is she typefest?

[Ben]

I guess she must be ripping the corporate ripper. And so she started smelling burnt toast and she was like, talk to the IT guys. And they were like, yeah, it's fine. Just, just, just run her till she blows.

[CJ]

It's like talking to Tony about his truck, dude.

[Ben]

And yeah, so she just kept just, I guess, ripping on the computer and sure enough, it literally burst into flames.

[Mike]

I wonder if it was a dust thing. I've heard, I've heard that like you got to clean your shit out, but nobody ever does.

[Ryan]

Cuz it's at, it's at a screen print facility. There is a lot of dust.

[Mike]

Like I've heard that with gaming systems and stuff. Like, you get the dust, they run hot.

[Ben]

Yeah, I guess. I've never heard of a computer starting on fire. Like, have you guys never.

[Ryan]

That's why I had to ask was. I've heard like, computers will short circuit and they might like smoke or smell, but that's about as far as it ever gets, you know, they don't just burst.

[CJ]

I feel like full blown flames.

[Mike]

Did they have to use an extinguisher?

[Ben]

Yeah. So I guess Greta grabbed a fire extinguisher and all of her like co workers were like, point and shoot. Like, do it, do it. Like put it out.

[Evan]

It was just smoking. It wasn't even on fire. Just.

[Ben]

I don't know. At this point, there's smoke, there's fire, cj.

[Evan]

Yeah, but pull on the fire extinguisher. Like actually letting it rip when it's just smoking creates a massive mess.

[Ben]

Oh yeah. Like it would have cooked the entire room.

[Mike]

Yeah, it could prevent the whole building from going down.

[Evan]

Better you pull that thing out once you see the flame. Yeah.

[Ben]

So I don't know. I haven't seen.

[Evan]

She didn't rip.

[Ben]

Get the full loadout? No, I don't think she never did.

[Evan]

So it must have been no flames.

[Ben]

She said it was flames.

[Evan]

That's crazy.

[Ben]

It was flames. She grabbed the fire extinguisher and then it maybe went out.

[Mike]

Maybe she's being sabotaged.

[Ben]

You think corporate drama?

[Mike]

Could be corporate. It could be somebody trying to get at you, trying to possibly hit you where it hurts. I hear about this on Dateline all the time.

[Ben]

Is this a common theme?

[Evan]

Ben does have a lot of enemies, so it could be possible. It makes more sense than having someone Going after your girlfriend.

[Mike]

Right.

[Ben]

I don't know if I actually have any, like, active beef with anyone.

[Mike]

Really?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I mean, that would, like, try and sabotage my girlfriend's corporate computer.

[Mike]

But that's the thing. You don't have to have the beef with someone for them to have the beef with you.

[Ben]

No, that's true. I do agree. But, like, reciprocated beef, plus, the people.

[Mike]

That are gonna, like, generate this beef, like, there's probably. You know what I mean? They. They'll just whip something out of nothing, you know? It's crazy people. What I'm trying to say, Ben, is there's crazy people out there.

[Ryan]

That's pretty cool, though. Like, in the future, with AI Getting big, you're gonna be able to have AI generate your beef for you.

[Ken]

You.

[Mike]

And put it in my Hamburger Helper.

[Ryan]

Yes.

[Ben]

So you're gonna be able to say.

[Evan]

Hey, hey, hey, it was fake beef. It was AI generated beef. It wasn't even real me.

[Mike]

You guys are gonna believe this. Dalton is actually AI generated. He's not actually even been here.

[Evan]

Imagine Dalton just goes. It just pixelates right here. We're like. It was all a prank on you.

[Ryan]

Wait, wait. Stand up and move so we can do that shot. Just get out of the shot for one second.

[Evan]

Here you go, Ryan. Just CGI some.

[CJ]

I'm a podcast editor, bro. I. I take audio and picture and splice.

[Ryan]

You guys. You three.

[CJ]

I'm not Steven Spielberg.

[Ryan]

Seriously, you guys are. Seriously. You guys don't know how to do this. You are the three editors in the room. That camera's on a tripod. All you have to do is transition to a clip where he's not in it. It's the easiest thing ever. You just put a little.

[CJ]

This ain't Avatar, Mike. We don't have that type of budget.

[Ryan]

Are you being serious? Like, you don't know how to do this? Like, it's on a tripod, Ken, sitting on the couch right now. If I wanted to make it look like he disappeared, I just say, all right, get out of the shot. And then I just cut the part where he's not walking out of the shot. It's the easiest thing ever.

[CJ]

How are we gonna do that, dude?

[Ryan]

Dude, I bet you could figure it out.

[Evan]

When I looked at Ryan.

[Ben]

You don't even have to do that.

[Ryan]

Like, it's the. It's not even hard, bro.

[CJ]

I'm working on the final cut pro trial right now, dude.

[Evan]

Right?

[Ben]

I just started taking weekend Ed class.

[Evan]

Ryan spends a full day.

[Ryan]

I could do that.

[Mike]

Why Is there Sus Cat on the tv?

[Ryan]

Oh, my gosh.

[Mike]

Sorry.

[Ryan]

I have my phone playing to the TV right now because I want to show you. I just. I've been waiting for Evan to be here. So it says, Evan jumping off bridge with David video.

[Ben]

So bridge.

[Mike]

It's a ski jump.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Ryan]

So you jumped off the bridge.

[Ben]

Bro.

[Mike]

Did you hear anything I just said?

[Ben]

Ski jump, yo. Gavin could eat that fall. Yeah, I guarantee.

[Mike]

I can't believe he's fine.

[Evan]

Are you okay?

[Ryan]

What.

[Mike]

What happened? My head hurts. Got a Aspen or something?

[Evan]

And have you just been entertaining your whole life, bro?

[Mike]

What year was that? Do you have the little.

[Ryan]

Yeah, let's check that out. 15 years ago. So 2010.

[Mike]

That's damn near half my life ago.

[Ryan]

Oh, man, that's crazy.

[Ben]

What you have to do to get into.

[Mike]

That's almost where Dalton is right now. Half my life ago, me and Dalton drove to Utah. So we spent a couple days in the vehicle together. And when we're, like, reminiscing back, just stories from high school, but for me, I'm digging 15, 17 years ago, Dalton will be telling some stuff, and then you'll be like, yeah, like last year. But I don't know, it's just, like, crazy because, I mean, we're all here doing the same thing, but the age range is so crazy. Seriously. And when you're just, like, focused on the daily grind, age doesn't matter. But then when you really think about, like, the things that we've done in our life, like, I worked 10 years in a career so far out of this. It was crazy. And Dalton's just out of high school, and you guys have all. You all have your own stories that are so whatever. We're just all at different places, all here at the same time.

[Ben]

Yeah, it's like everyone had a different.

[Evan]

Road to get here. Dalton's was just much, much shorter, bro. Dalton's is like a walk. Yeah, he just spawned here, dude. But the thing with Dalton, though, is he doesn't seem like he's 18. Like, obviously he's younger, but, like, you don't think about it because we all kind of act similar and. But it is truly amazing how much further ahead Dalton is than any other 18 year old that you meet.

[Ryan]

Like, than I was.

[Evan]

Seriously.

[Ryan]

That's for sure.

[Evan]

Like, do you know any other 18 year old that is, for one, I mean, just doing anything as big as Dalton, you know, financially and whatever else.

[Mike]

Sometimes he says something that makes me go, oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, he's a lot Younger, but I don't know anyone. Hustling, grinding, and the work ethic at his age.

[Dalton]

Thank you.

[Mike]

Of anyone I've ever met.

[Evan]

It is crazy how much further ahead you are than probably, I mean, most 28 year olds. Like you're, you're a full decade ahead.

[Ben]

Were you going to go to college before we hired you? No. So that was never in.

[Dalton]

It was never in the plans for me. It was either hockey and just see how far I can go in hockey once.

[Mike]

If that brought you to college, you just go to juniors or what's hopefully going to college.

[Evan]

I guess you got picked up on team.

[Dalton]

If I could make it to college, then yes, I guess. But it wouldn't be for school, it'd be for hockey and then to hopefully make it from there. But I started video. I started doing real life jobs like videography and landscaping and all that stuff when I was like 14. So like coming up on five years. I've actually been working in the real world since I was homeschooled. I was able to do that. You guys say I just hopped right into it, but I feel like I've been doing it for a long time and this was my dream job to do.

[Ben]

When did you start watching C Boys?

[Dalton]

When was your graduation?

[Mike]

Unlocked your YouTube account.

[Dalton]

When was your graduation? What year?

[Ben]

2017.

[Dalton]

So I was 10 years old getting old.

[Mike]

Too bad.

[Dalton]

I was 10 years old and you had these stickers on the table and they said C Boys tv. And I was like, what do these mean? And so it's YouTube channel. I didn't have YouTube. Okay. So I go on my mom's laptop and I look up C Boys TV and I started watching your videos with my family and you guys swore and she did not like that. I was very, I guess, what do you call sheltered. Sheltered from that kind of stuff.

[Ben]

Well, how old would you have been though?

[Dalton]

9 or 10.

[Ryan]

Holy.

[Evan]

Don't blame her. Yeah, my mom unnecessarily.

[Dalton]

And then eventually I got a school Chromebook. I didn't let her sign in like she did on my sisters. I just signed in and then I was sneaking onto YouTube.

[Ben]

How'd you have a school Chromebook if you're homeschooled?

[Dalton]

Like just a normal Chromebook. Like it's. It's a laptop but you can only use it for school.

[Ben]

Gotcha.

[Mike]

Then if you can only use it for school, how did you get YouTube?

[Dalton]

Like you can't like do stuff. You can on a Mac. You can go into like, like Google or what? Because it was a Google Chromebook.

[Mike]

And this is a normal.

[Ryan]

It was a regular laptop.

[Dalton]

It was a regular laptop, but it was restricted. Yeah. So anyways, I go in there and I start sneaking YouTube and watching Seaboz. And I did that.

[Ben]

A little guilty pleasure.

[Dalton]

Yeah. Late at night, up until I was old enough to then have a phone. And then I started watching you guys on the regular.

[Evan]

And that's what pop up a picture.

[Ben]

Of Dalton at 10 years old. When we first started making YouTube videos.

[Evan]

Like, we would have been already doing them still at that point. We've been probably half a year in, like.

[Ben]

That's why we say, like, so much has happened.

[Evan]

Geez Louise. Dude, we're talking about, like, that's wild.

[Mike]

Dude, I think about. Because we talked about this. I was in Detroit Lakes removing asbestos from the nursing home, and you were in middle school.

[Ben]

Yeah. That's crazy, too. Great.

[Mike]

Like, crazy how different.

[Evan]

Imagine someone going up to you when you're removing asbestos there, and you go. And they go, oh, hey, you see that middle school over there? There's a kid there that. You guys are gonna basically travel the world together and, like, become famous and. And all these other crazy things. But in 10 years, you're like, what the.

[Ben]

What do I do with this information?

[Evan]

And then also, there's a. There's a literal infant. There's an infant.

[Mike]

There's a beef with him.

[Evan]

Yeah, you're gonna have beef with him.

[Ben]

And then after he goes, I bet.

[Evan]

It won't be real, though, but he's also gonna be there. It is pretty crazy.

[Dalton]

I probably wasn't even born yet. I was born in 2006, dude.

[Mike]

I was still in school in 2006.

[Ben]

Yeah, that. It is wild to think about. I've been dating my girlfriend for almost nine years, but we knew each other back in middle school, so we had, like, classes.

[Mike]

And she's together than you, right?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

But I was having the same conversation with her the other day. If somebody were to walk into the the room, because there was, like, four of us in this room, and it was me, her, and two other people. And this person was like, two of you in this room are going to be, like, dating in the future for potentially forever. Like, how weird is that to think, like, is wild.

[Evan]

That is pretty crazy.

[CJ]

Even if when we all met, could you imagine knowing you had glasses?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

You would have never been friends with me, man.

[Evan]

He would have.

[CJ]

I could have turned out.

[Ben]

I look over at Ryan with his transitions. I go, they've got to be wrong.

[Mike]

I'm sorry, but. Because obviously I didn't know any of you guys at that age, but the only photos I've seen of you at a younger age has been them basically trolling on you.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So I've never seen a flattering photo of you.

[CJ]

I don't think there was. I don't think they exist.

[Ben]

Dude. Ryan White. The Internet of photos of him with transitions on.

[CJ]

I kind of regret that now. I think I have the self confidence maybe to take a few jokes. Not too many, but a couple I could take at least.

[Evan]

I wish you would have kept those up.

[CJ]

I know. I feel kind of bad deleting them now. Like, sometimes I go back and I'm.

[Evan]

Pretty legendary, you know, like shows like the. How far you've came.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Because, like, right now, as I am, it's not really that far along. You know, you're like, oh, yeah. You know, I mean, he's all right, but, like, if you saw where I came from, you'd be like, wow, what an advancement.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Blow up, I think, is what they call it.

[CJ]

Yeah, I can't say that, but you can. Thank you.

[Ben]

What about Buzzcut Ken?

[Ryan]

That was fun.

[Ben]

Can we talk about Buzzcut Ken when he had the lumberjack jacket? All right, so this is Ken when he was trying to fuck Jake's girlfriend.

[Evan]

Where was that at again, Ken?

[Ken]

That might have been Paris.

[Evan]

Yeah, it was Paris. You knew. No, that's actually in Paris. They were on for an exchange trip or something.

[Mike]

You're holding an alligator. You were risky in your younger years.

[Ben]

You know, Ken used to race snowmobiles.

[Ken]

Long time ago.

[Mike]

Two times.

[Ken]

Didn't go very far.

[Ben]

I don't know, Ken. I think that's an extreme fun fact, you guys.

[Mike]

Oh, you had a monster castle jacket.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

That's hard.

[Ken]

Tucker Hibbert.

[Ryan]

One special.

[Dalton]

These all still up on your face.

[Evan]

I think you'd have to go, no, no.

[Mike]

David McKinney had that exact same jacket. And then he gave it to Cousin Joe.

[Ben]

Yeah, it was a classic.

[Mike]

That's a 500.

[Ken]

I bet the first one was a 500. The second one is a. No, there.

[Mike]

Yeah, that was a 500 cross, that. It would be a 500.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Because I was. I don't even know how old I was back then, dude.

[Mike]

So.

[Ben]

Yeah, so Ken's brother Cody used to also race snow cross, but Cody was like, kind of the original, like us, like always. Sleeper ripper, working on sleds and putting motors and things that shouldn't be. So, like, I always remember walking into Ken's dad's shop and Just being, like, so enthralled by, like, whatever projects Cody had going on. Like, it was always so sick.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

We would walk in and see his sled up on the table and the motors out, and we're like, you're putting an 800 in here and there. There used to be a 500 in there.

[Ben]

We're like, dude, how are you doing that?

[Ryan]

Yeah, he was.

[Ben]

Yeah, he was the.

[Ryan]

The bee's knees. We. He's just always ripping on sleds.

[Mike]

But the thing is, even a couple years ago, he hopped on one of our race sleds, and I'm pretty sure he won his class. It was probably like, a 30 plus vet class, but he. I think he won his class at.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And he. Like, I don't think he rode all year. He just hopped on a sled and killed it.

[Ben]

What do you got over there, cj?

[Evan]

I was trying to find a picture of Ken with his ponytail.

[Ken]

Unflattering pictures. Are you digging up now?

[Evan]

I'm just trying to find some.

[Ryan]

No, When Ken had a ponytail, the vibes were so chill, bro.

[Evan]

Yeah, dude, he was chill.

[Ryan]

So chill, dude.

[Evan]

That's back when you were on cbd.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You were wearing, like. Yeah, dude. You had, like, Cork Janowski on and.

[Mike]

Like, a really Janowskis right now.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. He stays true to that. But the Cork Janowskis extra hard. Like, you get cork. No, like, the whole shoe was cork. Was cork. Yeah. Yeah.

[Ben]

And then he wore them out in the rain one time, and they.

[Ken]

They fell apart.

[Evan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ben]

And you were so Zen.

[Ken]

I am. I am so glad I got rid of that. That was. That was a weird phase.

[Ben]

I'm trying to think if I've had any weird phases. I'm thinking about shaving my head again.

[Mike]

I wouldn't.

[Ben]

Going back to the buzz. I like the buzz cut. Like.

[Ryan]

Okay, here's what I say about buzz cuts, is that if you. Like, I thought you looked great with it. Do it while you can.

[Ben]

Thanks, Mike.

[Ryan]

Like, do it while you can.

[Ken]

Do what you can, not while you have to.

[Ryan]

Your dad's got a shitload of hair, so you're fine. You could probably do it for as long as you want, but, like. And I thought you looked great, too, but it's like, eventually for you, like, it. You're just transitioning to, like, staying bald if you kept doing that.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I mean, I think the same thing would happen to me if I went buzz cut. It would be pretty thin.

[Evan]

Yeah. I didn't mind it. I mean, once I shaved my Head. I wasn't that worried about losing my hair anymore. I was just like, well, this is.

[Mike]

What it's gonna be like.

[Evan]

Yeah. If I can just make it to, like, like 31, 32, then I feel like I'll just get tattoos in a Harley Davidson and go bald and just roll around.

[Ryan]

Bald.

[Evan]

Bald, blasting rock music. But you're gonna hard.

[Ryan]

You're gonna stay nice though, right?

[Evan]

Well, yeah. Look hard.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Alex be riding on the back in some leathers, looking hot, and I'm gonna be just bald guy. Just ripping.

[Ben]

Dude, I'm trying to get in shape maybe this year too. Emphasis on the maybe.

[Evan]

One cold punch yesterday. One cold punch. Can you run, Ben?

[Ben]

I can run.

[Evan]

Okay, you can?

[Ben]

I can run, Yeah.

[Evan]

I thought you had, like, an issue with your balls or something.

[Ben]

No, I didn't run. I do.

[Evan]

It hurts to run. I thought there was some kind of issue with you running your nuts. I don't know.

[Ben]

No, I can still run.

[Mike]

I was actually at the start of the new year, you know, 2025, I was gonna start working out again, and then I realized that the treadmill I brought down here, we. I guess I better just keep.

[Evan]

You hop on that chintzy treadmill in the state you're in right now, it would just collapse.

[Ken]

Dude, that thing just looking at.

[Evan]

Would fold if you tried running on that.

[Ben]

Thing.

[Evan]

Before you hopped on the treadmill.

[Mike]

Oh, my God. I'm only like, bro, that treadmill was.

[Evan]

For, like, a Chinese man.

[Mike]

I'm not that far off the charts.

[Evan]

What?

[Ben]

So what?

[Mike]

Why'd you call me a Chinese man?

[Evan]

Chinese treadmill.

[Mike]

Oh, Chinese treadmill.

[Evan]

He was getting a treadmill.

[Ben]

All right.

[Evan]

Remember Ken taking the food off of it? That was a tread meal.

[Ben]

Play that over.

[Ken]

That's what killed it.

[Evan]

That was a tread meal.

[Mike]

If we can get another treadmill, I will run on it at least one day a week.

[Evan]

I'd like to see you do, like, a fitness bet or some kind of thing like that with me.

[Mike]

Yeah, I. I think it. That's all it would take. Yeah, I know it would because I. I have done it before. I was, like, much fatter than I am now, and I grinded for, like, six months, and I was pretty fucking dialed in.

[Ben]

When was that?

[Evan]

There's no doubt.

[Mike]

Probably like 2018. It was.

[Ben]

Is that when you came up and you were strong, Evan?

[Mike]

No, no, no, no. That was already passed. It was trying to think now, so. I probably really got into racing dirt bikes when I was 23, so it's probably when I was like, 24. When I just got super motivated that, like, now I'm a dirt bike guy. And I was, like, getting laid off from work in the winter. So I had just a treadmill and, like, an ebay special. Like, 120 bench press, little leg, some weights in my basement. Went to town on it for, like, four months.

[Ben]

How many miles do you think you could run right now?

[Mike]

Right now, with my leg like this?

[Ben]

I heard clean leg, healthy leg.

[Mike]

Not good, not good. I do think that maybe. Maybe the vapes have been getting to my lungs a little bit.

[Ben]

Oh, you think so?

[Mike]

Possibly.

[Ben]

Maybe one a day for the last five years.

[Mike]

I don't think I have much stamina. However, for me, it just takes. Sometimes a. A switch just flips and you get motivated. And for some reason, I just haven't been.

[Ben]

I haven't had that.

[Evan]

I really do believe that you have that as well. Like, I think if I made a bet with you and I was like, hey, like, get down to this weight, or like, some kind of, like, we had to run this far at this date, I guarantee you that you would do it because, like, you're motivated and you're also competitive. So I think. And you're also just, like, you're a grinder, as you said. Like, you would grind it out. If you just go back in our videos from when Evan first comes in, he's, like, much smaller. No, it definitely was, like, much slimmer and, like, kind of jacked. Like, he was kind of like. Like, he walked around, like, with his arms kind of out a little bit.

[Mike]

I don't know if I did that.

[Ben]

He reminded me, like, of those thumbs.

[Mike]

Oh, a tech Deck dude.

[Evan]

Yeah. No, the thumbs and spike.

[Ben]

It's Spy Kids.

[Ryan]

Thank you.

[Mike]

Dude. I, like, so rapidly, like, over a few months in the winter, like, I lost, like, 60 pounds in probably four months.

[Ryan]

Holy moly, bro.

[Ben]

Like, how much do you weigh right now? If you don't mind me asking?

[Mike]

Right now, probably about a buck 85, buck 90.

[Evan]

That's pretty good.

[Ben]

You're a buck 85?

[Evan]

That's pretty good.

[Ben]

Really?

[Mike]

But back then, I was flirting with 200, and I got down to 140. And me at 140 is, like, lean as. Dude. My parents were asking my friends if I was on drugs because they. I swear to God. And I've confronted them over this. I'm like.

[Ben]

And all your friends said, yeah, you.

[Mike]

See me drinking all the time, being a fat. No one bats an eye. All of a sudden, I'm hitting the gym all the freaking Time I literally quit drinking, just smoked weed, worked my ass off, lose a shitload of weight, I'm in the best shape of my life. And now you're like, oh, does he have a problem? Like, what's wrong with Evan? Whatever.

[Ben]

Concerned about you.

[Mike]

Yeah, they were literally concerned that, like, how did I do it? But it was like the switch just flipped. It's like, I got motivated, and I was like, like, I'm gonna eat chicken breasts and lettuce, and I'm gonna work out twice a day. And it just worked. And that's why anytime anybody says they're, like, struggling, oh, I don't know, I can't lose weight. It's like, bro, it is not a complicated equation. Eat good, put in the work, and you lose weight. If you're not, you're just lazy. Like, I'll admit it. Like, I'm not putting in the work. That's why I am the way I am.

[Ben]

That's a good point.

[Mike]

Argue that.

[Ben]

Kind of got me fired up, dude. I want to start working out. I think I just don't want to commit to it too hard maybe.

[Mike]

Dude, it's. What sucks is, like, the first couple weeks you're gonna lose. You can lose, like, ten pounds in a week or two, no problem. Just straightening your out in a little water. Whatever. You kind of hit a lull.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And then you might take another month or two, and then you really see the gains, dude.

[Ben]

You know what I mean?

[Mike]

You get the quick gain, and then there's no gain, and then you get the real gain.

[Evan]

I feel like Ben does. Ben would probably, like, just kind of stay exactly at the same weight, except he'd just exchange his flubber for muscle.

[Mike]

And then, like, I was thinking about to say that as you were saying it. That's exactly.

[Evan]

Just kind of trade it off. And then, like, after a little bit of time, he maybe gained, like, some. A few pounds of muscle, but.

[Ben]

What do you think, Dalton?

[Dalton]

I think you need to start working out.

[Ben]

I think so, too.

[Dalton]

I think we need to go tonight.

[Ben]

Oh, tonight? Oh, I don't know about tonight.

[Dalton]

No, tonight, perfect time. Because then we'll hop on the flight. You'll. You'll rest up all day tomorrow.

[Ryan]

Tonight.

[Ben]

Why don't you go to 9 o'? Clock? Right now?

[Mike]

Yeah, I can't wait till your metabolism slows down. Yeah, you. Welcome to the real world, buddy.

[Evan]

Dude, when I was kid time, I used to do that, too. Just go to the gym at, like, midnight and just like. Like, I wouldn't go now because Like, I need to, like, go to bed.

[Ben]

Throw your back out in the middle.

[Evan]

Yeah, I don't want to do that. I want to be able to work out tomorrow.

[Dalton]

So, like.

[Ben]

Yeah, I don't know if I could quite do your schedule, Dalton, but.

[Dalton]

Okay, tomorrow morning.

[Ben]

Tomorrow morning?

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

What time?

[Evan]

I'll go. I'll meet you guys.

[Dalton]

You leave here at 11.

[Ken]

You need to be on the road by 11.

[Dalton]

Let's go at like 7:30.

[Evan]

That's too early.

[Ben]

Yeah. Why are we going so early?

[Mike]

I'm not even gonna pass gas 9.

[Dalton]

Are we all going? Is that Ken?

[Evan]

I'll go.

[Ken]

I. I have to go to Minneapolis tonight.

[Evan]

Why?

[Ken]

Because I have to get my passport fixed at 8 tomorrow morning.

[Ben]

You're going to Minneapolis?

[Mike]

What?

[Dalton]

What?

[Mike]

What?

[Evan]

Bro, would you.

[Mike]

Would you jam up? You had an appointment last week.

[Ken]

Apparently the one I. The passport I wanted to renew was voided because I reported it lost many, many years ago. And then that was the one that I actually had on hand, not the one that I got replaced.

[Evan]

Fudge.

[Ken]

So I'm going at 8am tomorrow to get it redone.

[Ben]

Damn.

[Mike]

Classic mix up. I would say.

[Ben]

Don't. All right, I'll go with you tomorrow morning. But, Ken, that. That reminds me, also, we're going to Florida tomorrow, actually. Everyone had to get passports or I guess. And Ken had to renew their passport.

[Evan]

Are you kidding me?

[Ken]

Evan, Evan, I've been talking to you about this every day for like, three weeks.

[Ryan]

How is he?

[Evan]

So he's not gonna be able to go onto the island.

[Ken]

Oh, I forgot. Evan doesn't like water.

[Mike]

The jet Ski's not gonna make it to the island.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So you're probably good.

[Mike]

Yeah, so I'm fine.

[Ben]

Our goal is to, I have a passport. Make it to the Bahamas with this vehicle that we're purchasing down in Florida.

[Evan]

Yeah, you'll. You'll. You probably won't see it for a couple weeks, but, yes, we're going down there. We're gonna be filming with the R6 dirt bike, which we've already showed on our vehicle tour. Been in the works for a while. Started building that thing in the fall, and then basically snow came. You know, still tuning, making sure it's.

[Mike]

Right, might I add. It is. I don't know how good it's gonna do on the dirt. It is the ultimate ice bike.

[Ben]

Is it?

[Evan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mike]

I would love to race it. I would love to.

[Evan]

We should do that as well.

[Ken]

And we can do that when we get back.

[Mike]

Yeah, you know, it's just a little heavy, but yeah, it is. Ripper.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I was doing 130 miles an hour in third gear on the ice with the thing.

[Evan]

Right. That's the thing is no dirt bike can go that fast.

[Ben]

Yeah, no, because.

[Evan]

But if it's similar, I'm sure somewhat. Obviously the weight's different, but. Yeah. So we're going to Florida. We'll film the R6 video. And then we got this jet ski video trying to make it to the Bahamas from Miami, which we don't even know if it's gonna happen right now. Just because we're talking with jet Ski Ryan, we call him with the guy with the Typhoon. We've made a couple videos with him. To go from Florida to the Bahamas by jet ski is, like, pretty crazy from the way he's making it sound. But it's like, very dependent on the weather because, I mean, it can be some gnarly waves out there. If you're on a jet ski, you know, it's probably not going to work.

[Ben]

Yeah. Pretty much everyone that we've told the idea to is like, oh, yeah, no, that's not possible, you guys.

[Evan]

I mean, it's.

[Ken]

It's 48 miles from Miami.

[Evan]

That's all it is.

[Ken]

I thought it was bimini. No, it's 48 miles from Miami to Bimini. Like, Ryan and I did that on our jet skis on a Tuesday, going around the lake in circles.

[Evan]

It's different in the lake.

[Mike]

Yeah, you're right, Ken, you didn't put 43 miles on your jet ski this whole last summer.

[Ken]

No, not. Not. Not in the last decade, but 2013.

[Ryan]

Yeah, well, back when just jet ski was his only form of transportation.

[Ken]

No, that was like 2008, right before.

[Ryan]

The stock market crashed.

[Evan]

Housing. The housing market. But yeah, so that will be pretty crazy. We've been talking about doing it for a while, so if we can do that. Be pretty lit. Because, you know, it's in the Bahamas, Ev. Right.

[Mike]

No, honestly, I.

[Evan]

Casinos.

[Mike]

No way.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

We're going to a Resorts World.

[Mike]

I'm actually now excited for it.

[Evan]

There's a bunch of things was stupid.

[Mike]

I wanted. I wanted to hang out in Miami, but now that I realize there's casinos in the Bahamas, let's run.

[Dalton]

It sucks you don't have your passport.

[Mike]

I do have my passport, idiot.

[Ryan]

But I don't. No, I do. I got. Dude, I. I got a North Dakota.

[Evan]

License that now I think about it. Almost forgot.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You're gonna have to change all your vehicles, dude.

[Ryan]

I know, and trust me, it's a daunting task that's above me. I'm like, all right, I got 47 vehicles I got to transfer over.

[Ken]

You'd have to get Steve in a different state.

[Mike]

Should have just. Should have just bought a house in Minnesota.

[Ryan]

I have one.

[Ben]

I think there's a lot of drawbacks to living in North Dakota, but probably the only benefit would be the tax benefits.

[Ryan]

Right.

[Ben]

Save pretty much money on everything.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Income, registering, everything.

[Ryan]

Yeah. No, I wasn't sales. I wasn't stoked to give up my. It was actually, you guys should have saw me. You probably would have laughed your asses off. So they give me. They print the ID out right at the dmv, and I get it. He goes, does that look good? I go, yep. And then he, like, walks away. And I was kind of like. Like, look at him. He comes back, what's wrong? And I'm like, can I get my Minnesota ID back? And he's like, no, we keep that. And I was like, oh. I don't know why I was bummed about it, but I wanted my Minnesota ID because it felt like I was downgrading. Really.

[Evan]

I'd be happy if I were you.

[Ken]

Going to North Dakota, saving money left and right.

[Evan]

Obviously, North Dakota is honestly a nice.

[Ryan]

State, having a north.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Evan]

To be a resident of.

[Mike]

So there's a lot of dudes that I know that race dirt bikes that will buy their dirt bikes in North Dakota for the tax. But if you want to register the dirt bike in Minnesota, you have to pay the sales tax.

[Ben]

Yeah. It makes no difference.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So it's a complete wash. But if you want to run unregistered vehicles, buy them in North Dakota.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I don't know if you can give that advice, Evan. Why, legally?

[Ryan]

I mean.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I don't know.

[Mike]

They could Google that information, and they can just arrest Google. And on that note, we'll see you next week.

[Evan]

Every Tuesday, we post a new podcast, so subscribe if you haven't already. Drop a, like, comment down below. We read the comments. Let us know what you think, if you have any questions, whatever else, and we'll see you next week.

[Ryan]

Love you guys.

[Ken]

Turn 30 on this trip.

[Evan]

Oh, and it's gonna be Ken's birthday.