Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: "Things We Shouldn't Say On The Internet But Did"

Date: December 3, 2024

Episode Overview

This episode of Life Wide Open with CboysTV is a loose, raunchy, and laugh-filled session where all six Cboys (CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah) sit down in their Florida Airbnb and pull no punches. The crew dives into stories about wild Airbnb stays, relationship mishaps, redneck wisdom, behind-the-scenes of their YouTube filming, and the occasionally regrettable (but hilarious) things they tend to say when unsupervised. Conversations drift from sleep farting confessions to dating breakups, racing tales, dream girls, and the perennial Cboys theme: finding absurdity—and good advice—among the chaos.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Florida Airbnb Tales & Living Like Rednecks

• The group is staying in a Florida Airbnb; jokes fly about who gets the best bed and who "toasts" (trashes) the place.
  • “I got voted out of the house…this dude smells so bad.” (01:33, Ben)
• Plans are hatched to buy a double wide trailer for Gavin to live in when visiting; they discuss the logistics of getting prefab houses online.
  • “I kind of just got inspired…you should own a double wide or at least a single wide in every state…” (04:38, CJ)
• Memorable moment: Ken is obsessed with keeping his Airbnb rating high (4.9/5).

2. Toilet Talk & Sleep Farting Confessions

• Banter about sleep farting, five-gallon bucket “bathrooms,” and the questionable bathroom logistics in two-story Airbnbs.
  • “Too many times… I hate that you guys don’t have a bathroom upstairs because that really hurts.” (25:06, Gavin)
  • “At the very least…I’ll get you a five gallon bucket with the lid and the seat…” (25:26, Evan)
• Notable quote:
  • “Well, according to Micah, he said your ass is so loose you can’t even hold them in when you’re not pushing.” (00:45, Evan about Ken)

3. Cleetus Racing Recap and Van Jump Stunts

• The crew recounts wild recent racing experiences with Cletus McFarland—including Gavin jumping a bone-stock van and the thrill of getting to finally race on track.
  • “Yesterday I watched Gavin hit this jump in a bone stock van three times.” (12:34, Ben)
  • “I hit it the first time and it was so much fun…we traveled about 50ft.” (12:58, Gavin)
• The adrenaline and nerves of racing, Ben's surprise qualifying run, and a young fan’s hilarious “good luck” ritual.
  • “…he’s like, ‘I kissed your race before I gave it to you…And I farted on everyone else’s.’” (19:35, Micah recounts fan story)

4. Gavin’s Breakup & Redneck Love Philosophy

• Gavin fields questions about his on-show relationship ending.
  • “You guys did help me find love…it just wasn’t the right fit, was it?” (20:46, Gavin)
  • “She was an awesome girl, but just didn’t like three wheelers quite as much as I thought…” (20:52, Gavin)
• Honest breakup advice:
  • “Get in the freakin’ gym, focus on yourself, and just have fun, man.” (23:45, Gavin)
• The group debates Gavin’s love of “heavies” (bigger women), transitions to dating preferences, and includes plenty of lighthearted redneck wisdom.

5. Unfiltered Talk: Sisters, Step-Sisters, and Off-Limits Jokes

• Running jokes about Gavin’s sister—and Ken’s supposed interest—escalate, crossing into intentionally “shouldn’t say on the internet” territory. The group recognizes and pokes fun at their out-of-pocket humor.
  • “I want you to be my brother in law, Ken….He’s cool, but not Ken.” (10:42, Gavin)
  • “No, just a sister, man. Just normal, average sister.” (29:16, Gavin)
  • “Your redneck not southern. So you don’t need to always be thinking about your sister.” (54:49, Evan)
• Memorable moment: Gavin’s sister’s tanning business keeps getting attention from fans looking for her number (29:31).

6. Dream Girls, DMs, and Dating Tactics

• Reality TV love doesn’t last, so the Cboys move on to hypotheticals and real advice about approaching women. Gavin considers DMing a ring-girl (Sydney Thomas) from a recent fight.
  • “Do you want to go ride three wheelers sometime?” is floated as a pickup line.
• First date debates: Italian dinners, three-wheeler rides, and TopGolf all come up.
  • “I’m probably taking her on a three wheeler…then probably go fire up a 350X or 250R and just show her…” (57:40, Gavin)
• The group debates animal “red flags” at the zoo (otter = good, snake/tarantula = run, horse girls = “crazy but fun”).
  • “There’s literally two types of women in this world: horse girls and everyone else.” (61:45, Evan)

7. Daylight Savings, Filming Logistics & Life Reflection

• They discuss the impact of daylight savings on their filming schedule and mental health, segueing into broader thoughts on seasonal moods, living in Alaska, and video ideas involving travel challenges.
  • “I think you run a very good point, CJ…I still just am against daylight savings…” (41:16, Micah)

8. Pranks, Streamer Weirdness, and Schadenfreude

• Vitali's meltdown as an online streamer is discussed, with tangents about ridiculous stunts on YouTube, and the satisfaction (or guilt) of laughing at friends’ problems—like when bird poop lands on someone’s hat.
  • “Nothing makes me happier than seeing other people having problems.” (35:43, Evan, ribbed by the others as being taken out of context)

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Airbnb farting:
  • “Your ass is so loose you can’t even hold them in when you’re not pushing.” (00:45, Evan)
• On relationship priorities:
  • “She was an awesome girl, but just didn’t like three wheelers quite as much as I thought she did.” (20:52, Gavin)
• On supportive advice after breakups:
  • “Get in the freaking gym, focus on yourself, and just have fun, man.” (23:45, Gavin)
• On out-of-context moments:
  • “Nothing makes me happier than seeing other people having problems.” (35:43, Evan)
• On first date ideas:
  • “I’m probably taking her on a three wheeler…then probably go fire up a 350X or 250R and just show her what…” (57:40, Gavin)
• On zoo red flags:
  • “If she’s into the rhinos and the bears, I’d steer clear…if she’s a tarantula girl, run.” (61:10, Evan)
• On love philosophy:
  • “There’s literally two types of women in this world: horse girls and everyone else…no, it’s just like horse girls and nurses. They literally all end up in that category.” (61:45, Evan)

Important Segment Timestamps

• Florida Airbnb logistics and stories: 00:00–08:10
• Van jump and race recap: 12:34–17:56
• The fan’s magical race eaver/fart story: 19:07
• Gavin’s breakup and dating advice: 20:07–23:52
• Bathroom/bucket talk & post-crash recovery: 25:00–26:41
• Out-of-pocket “sister” jokes: 27:57–31:10
• Dream girls and DM strategy: 51:02–54:21
• First date logistics and redneck romance: 56:00–60:14
• Daylight savings, Alaska, and content brainstorming: 40:04–44:36
• Horse girls vs. nurses: 61:43–63:11

Episode Tone & Atmosphere

This is classic CboysTV: unfiltered, brotherly banter, where no subject is off limits and the humor ranges from self-deprecating to wildly inappropriate. The episode is full of energy, inside jokes, good-natured roasting, and a sense that the mics may have just captured what the guys are usually smart enough not to put online… but it works because they’re so clearly in on the joke.

Summary Takeaway

If you missed this episode, expect to laugh hard, occasionally wince, and understand more about the real lives—messy, friendly, and way more complex—than the wild stunts on their YouTube channel. "Things We Shouldn't Say On The Internet But Did" lives up to its name and then some.