Unreleased Podcast Revealed, We're in A Video Game, & His Prank Went Too Far

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV — Episode Summary

Episode Title: Unreleased Podcast Revealed, We're in A Video Game, & His Prank Went Too Far
Date: April 22, 2025
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, and guests (Dalton, Jake, Hunter, Gavin)

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Overview

In this episode, the CboysTV crew delivers another wild blend of “untold stories”—from behind-the-scenes mischief and pranks, wild nights out, car buying adventures, and musings about pranks gone too far, to the virtual world of racing sims and the latest gaming culture. The crew shares hilarious anecdotes, debates prank boundaries, delves into viral internet trends, and debates the “toughest guy” they know. Interspersed with their signature humor and camaraderie, it’s a snapshot of friendship, mischief, and the absurdities of midwestern young adulthood.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Car Buying, Club Nights & Jake’s Money-Spending Habits

• The crew jokes about the recurring theme of someone buying a car on every podcast (00:58–01:27), leading to running jokes about financial irresponsibility and ad reads.
• Memorable Quote: “Someone buys a car on the podcast. Every single podcast, dude, I’m gonna be reading so many ads.” — Ben (01:21)
• Jake’s legendary money-throwing antics are recounted: making it rain $1 bills in a club and previously throwing $50,000 in fake cash at a Big Reno concert, fooling thousands (13:12–19:20).
  • CJ: “People are like fighting over it in the crowd.” (18:19)
  • Jake: “It's life changing money, people, life.” (18:21)
• Financial “approaches” are contrasted—Jake is flamboyant and public, Evan’s quietly risky (20:33–21:00).

Timestamp Highlights:

• [01:58] — “Is it a convertible? Yes. You’re buying it.”
• [13:12] — Recount of the wild Fargo night.
• [18:02] — Fake money chaos at Big Reno’s event.

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2. Pranks, Sleepwalking, CPAP Stories & Pushing Limits

• The crew compares pranks and sleep mishaps:
  • Mouth taping trends, sleep apnea, and snoring (04:01–07:00).
  • Sleepwalking accidents: a merch guy fell down stairs sleepwalking, woke up in the shower with a sling. Gavin jokes about being “fully at max” with sleepwalking issues (07:00–08:00).
• Jake’s CPAP story revs up the gross-out meter, involving a friend farting and vomiting in his sleep mask (08:19–08:40).
• The crew discusses a prank on their filmer Brandon—tying him up to a bucking horse “like they do at rodeos,” leading to a full-blown toss into a fence (26:28–28:40).
  • Jake: “I thought he was hurt bad, so he just injured him.” (26:39)
  • CJ: “That's a crazy prank, Jake.” (28:20)
• Further, they debate prank boundaries after a poop-in-the-exhaust gag went too far, leading to real anger and gross fallout in Gavin’s driveway (30:01–32:30).
  • Ben: “It was just rocketed out of the hood exit once you start up and floor it.” (31:46)

Timestamp Highlights:

• [04:01] — Mouth tape sleep hacks.
• [26:28] — “His prank went too far.” Bucked into a fence.
• [31:46] — Poop prank aftermath.

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3. Tough Guys, Bar Brawls & Small Town Lore

• Debate on “the toughest guy” among the crew and in their hometowns (36:04–39:40).
  • Stories of Gavin’s intimidating strength and cousin Joe’s tooth-chipping beatdowns.
  • CJ: “...The last person who you would want going, actually 110% trying to injure you would be Gavin.” (36:05)
• Anecdotes about historic bar fights, flying through walls, and the “Wyoming mountain men” legend.
• Humorously contrasted with tales of video game mayhem (Minecraft griefing spawning real-life rage) (60:10–60:40).
  • Gavin: "I was like, I'm gonna burn this kid’s house down, his real house." (60:33)

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4. Behind the Scenes & Unreleased Content

• Jake’s dad, Dave, is comically stiff during their unreleased podcast with him (10:18–12:41).
  • CJ: “As soon as we turn the cameras on, the dude just locked up.” (10:18)
  • Ben: “You act surprised, show dismay, deny, deny, deny. Then you attack with count of the accusations.” (12:06)

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5. Video Games, Simulators & the Digital World

• In the Game: Discussion of new sim games, the custom CboysTV shop as a drivable VR map, and the realism of racing simulators (66:05–69:43).
  • Jake: “With the VR headset on... He's got the inside of the Mustang looking identical.” (68:06)
  • Plans to get a proper racing sim for their shop (69:43–72:21).
• Side foray into gaming trends: Minecraft movie chaos (58:05–59:41), Tony Hawk Pro Skater remake, and the long-awaited Skate 4.
• The crew ponders the future of video games, imagining a meta-game that combines all genres (“Ready Player One” style) (61:31–62:20).

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6. Fyre Fest 2 & the Art of the Scam

• A recap of the infamous Fyre Fest disaster leads to discussion of the proposed Fyre Fest 2—potential scam, suspicious “packages,” and incredulity at its relaunch (41:39–46:23).
  • CJ: “He just got out of jail... and now he’s doing Fyre Fest 2, supposedly.” (43:17)
  • Hunter: “There’s a $1.1 million package.” (44:26)

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7. Miscellaneous Pandemonium and Relatable Laughs

• The struggle of transporting and insuring cars bought online (52:24–53:47).
• TikTok-induced sleep hacks, mouth taping, nose strips, and sleep memes (04:01–06:36).
• Jake: “I just took a random medication just to see if your pee would be blue?” (40:19)
• Obsession with sausage martinis, wild nights, and club brawls (47:29–48:01).
• In-real-life sim-racing injuries (“if you crash and your hand’s in the wheel, it'll break your wrist”) (69:30–69:38).

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8. Memorable Quotes & One-Liners

• “Some people just need to lose the password to their bank account.” — CJ (00:33, restated at 20:20)
• “It is really amazing how women put up with that [snoring].” — Gavin (09:04)
• “If you're gonna do something, go all in. Like it's worked.” — Jake (50:31)
• “Who can poop on demand like that? I can't.” — Gavin (34:59)
• “Imagine how un in control you are to just have a person grab you and throw you over a railing.” — Gavin (24:53)
• “We just buffed it up.” — Jake (12:36)
• “I was sitting there watching him blow so much cash tonight, just for the fun of the game, honestly.” — CJ (19:10)
• “Swallowed it? No, I didn't... but I think in my sleep I, like, took it off. I was like, I'm over this shit.” — CJ (04:47)
• “I think it'd be less gross if a girl did it, like it’d be more funny.” — Gavin (34:23)
• “If you crash and your hand’s in the wheel, it'll break your wrist.” — Jake (69:30)
• “There's nothing locked in cooler than a car delivery.” — Jake (53:56)

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9. Actionable Wisdom (Cboys Style)

• Business tips and truck content: “People just like trucks. So I was like, sounds like a really good excuse to start making truck content and just get all the trucks you can.” — Jake (50:02)
• Bachelor party planning: Ryan unexpectedly becomes the default “best man” for planning epic trips (49:04–49:28).
• If you buy a car online: double-check your transporter, beware of scams, and consider bringing your whole crew for the delivery.

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------|:-------------:| | Buying Cars & Financial Antics | 00:58–04:01, 13:12–21:00 | | Sleep, CPAP & Prank Disasters | 04:01–08:40, 26:28–32:30 | | Night Out, Money Throwing | 13:12–19:20 | | Prank Goes Too Far | 26:28–32:30 | | Fyre Fest 2 and Scam Talk | 41:39–46:23 | | Sim Racing, Video Games & VR | 66:05–72:21 | | Gaming & Internet Trends | 58:05–66:02 | | Minecraft Movie Theater Mayhem | 58:05–59:41 | | Bar Fights, Toughest Guy Debate | 36:04–39:40 | | Ending: “ATF Agent Gets Arrested” | 72:51–74:38 |

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Notable & Memorable Moments

• Jake’s Club Pranks: Real $100s and $50,000 in fake bills. “That’s life changing money, people, life.” (18:21)
• Horse Prank Gone Wrong: Brandon bucked into a fence, left wounded but laughing. “He bodied the fence, made the sound effect, crawled out of there.” — Jake (29:31)
• Sleepwalking Trauma: Crew member wakes up in the shower with a sling after sleepwalking down stairs (07:32–08:01).
• Fyre Fest Skepticism: Disbelief at the return of Billy McFarland and the absurdity of Fyre Fest 2.
• Simulation Life: Having their own shop and track fully recreated in a VR racing game. Real-life chips and banter about investing in a proper sim setup.
• Minecraft Rage: Dreaming of burning down a friend’s real house after virtual sabotage (60:33).
• Ending: Hysterical viewing of a viral “ATF agent gets arrested by local cops” incident (72:51–74:38).

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Final Thoughts & Tone

The CboysTV crew showcase their signature rapid-fire, mix-of-everything banter—ranging from wholesome to unfiltered and juvenile, but always self-deprecating and aware. No topic is off-limits, from bodily function pranks and sleep mishaps to wild stunts and earnest sim racing dreams. Their camaraderie shines through no matter how off-the-wall the story, creating a sense of inclusive mayhem for listeners.

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A perfect episode for anyone who wants an inside look at the Cboys' bond, mischief, and the hilarious messiness of creative, adventurous friendship.

Transcript

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[Jake]

Lenovo.

[CJ]

Lenovo.

[Dalton]

We got blood on the podcast, dude.

[CJ]

Some people just need to lose the password to their bank account.

[Jake]

Yeah. 100.

[CJ]

And Jake is one of them. Whenever Jake is in front of a crowd, he's throwing money.

[Evan]

Our shop is a map.

[Jake]

You guys built your guys's track and my car?

[Ben]

No.

[CJ]

Into the fence.

[Gavin]

I was like, seriously convinced I was gonna burn his house down.

[Hunter]

What do you think about this beauty?

[Evan]

Holy.

[CJ]

Are you buying that kid?

[Evan]

Is it a convertible? Yes. You're buying it.

[Jake]

You have had to buy it.

[Gavin]

Yes.

[CJ]

Are you serious? That is so sick. How much is it?

[Evan]

Oh, that's actually a pretty decent deal.

[CJ]

Pull the trigger on it, right?

[Jake]

Let's go get it today.

[Evan]

Another car.

[Hunter]

I want to go look at it at least.

[Evan]

What do you mean look at it? I'm looking at it right now. It looks great.

[CJ]

Let's go.

[Jake]

Last podcast, Mike bought a Viper. You gotta buy one, right?

[CJ]

Yes.

[Dalton]

Yes.

[CJ]

Calling it now.

[Ben]

Someone buys a car on the podcast. Every single podcast, dude, I'm gonna be.

[Evan]

Reading so many ads.

[Ben]

You know how quickly that would fizzle out? We're like, yeah, yeah.

[CJ]

How. How quickly we would go bankrupt. Yeah. Three podcasts.

[Jake]

Yeah, right?

[Gavin]

Or.

[Ben]

Or no. Just like be like, yeah. So CJ is buying an 09 Ultima.

[Hunter]

Tint just sent it to me. I was like, ooh, I at least got to come look at this.

[Evan]

Okay, that thing's gonna disappear. I think you gotta buy that thing right now.

[Jake]

Yeah. You and Butler rolling up to Zorbas. It would be legendary, dude.

[CJ]

Yeah, I don't think can just buy.

[Evan]

That is a good roll up to Zorba's car.

[Hunter]

Yeah, roll up to Zorba's. Just quiet top down all the moms.

[Jake]

Yeah, dude, you. You.

[Evan]

Yeah, he's got suicide doors, right?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Hunter]

Oh, full entourage spec.

[CJ]

What are we even doing here?

[Jake]

What are we doing here?

[Evan]

Let's go with the podcast and go and pick that thing up right now is what we should do.

[Hunter]

I got to look at it first, make sure everything, like, works on it. Cuz those tops are finicky. If top doesn't work. It's kind of like, what are you going to do?

[Evan]

You got to keep the top down all the Time, anyway.

[Jake]

Don't matter. You got storage.

[Evan]

Yeah, we do have room now, actually, where you can park a shitty convertible inside instead of like, I had to.

[CJ]

Do and who's playing this?

[Hunter]

What are you listening to?

[CJ]

An insane like.

[Ben]

And then when you speed it up.

[Gavin]

He sounds like he's suffocating.

[Jake]

Yeah, sounds like he needs hair.

[Evan]

Bro, you're not gonna like what you're.

[CJ]

Seeing on the tv.

[Jake]

Me, you just saw on logs.

[Ben]

Where was that one in Moab?

[Evan]

I've been trying to figure out who's the real snorer.

[CJ]

Mike.

[Gavin]

Mike, for sure. Terrible.

[CJ]

You snore worse than that.

[Gavin]

I know you can't help it, Mike, but, like, it is amazing that Sydney is able to even get any sleep.

[Ben]

But, dude, I mean, now that I don't drink, the snoring is, like, pretty chill.

[Jake]

No.

[CJ]

Oh, really?

[Ben]

No.

[CJ]

I mean, I've seen.

[Gavin]

No.

[CJ]

So it's terrible.

[Ben]

But I'm saying, like, I'm not saying I don't snore. I'm just saying it's like, it's bad when you're basically passed out.

[CJ]

I started right on the show.

[Libsyn Ads Narrator]

What, already?

[Gavin]

It always manages to pile himself up.

[CJ]

Have you guys seen. Well, obviously, if you're on the Internet, you've seen, like, the morning routine.

[Dalton]

You good?

[CJ]

No, Nothing is good.

[Ben]

Right?

[Jake]

Body the mic.

[CJ]

You like, dude, it's in the EVs been out the cut for the last two weeks. Has been at home for the last two weeks. You had to get back here and start breaking some shit.

[Gavin]

You've already had two crashes on the podcast. Yeah.

[CJ]

So have you guys seen, like, the night routine where people put, like, the. The mouth tape over their mouth? It's like a big.

[Ben]

Basically all after the guy.

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ben]

We were talking about a couple podcasts.

[CJ]

Been actually doing that for a while. Like, she's had, like, the mouth tape before. It was, like, a big trend. And then after I saw the trend, I was like, all right, I got to see what this hype is all about. So she put one, like, on my mouth the other night, like, when I was going to bed. I was like, man, what happens if you have, like, a stuffed nose?

[Gavin]

For real?

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So then.

[CJ]

So then I started, like, you know, I was like. Started trying to go to bed. I'm like, trying to talk. I'm like, so what are the benefits of this again? She's over there where she's got hers, and she's like, just go to bed. And I wake up in the morning, and the mouth tape is nowhere to be Found.

[Gavin]

Swallowed it?

[CJ]

No, No, I didn't. I don't think I swallowed it, but I think in my sleep I, like, took it off. I was like, I'm over this shit.

[Ben]

So then my question was, yeah, like, when you put it on, does it improve? Because, like, I feel like I have a stuffy nose like, half the night. Does it improve your nose breathing ability?

[Gavin]

Have you ever seen, like, the picture of, like, a dude who has no, like, jawline and. And, like, no chin? Basically, if you're a mouth breather, that's how you develop that.

[Ben]

I hate to be that the dude.

[Gavin]

You know what I'm saying? Like. Like, I could show up a picture.

[Dalton]

You're saying it helps with your jaw.

[CJ]

Is that the only benefit of it?

[Jake]

Isn't it healthier to breathe through your nose, though? Don't they say, like, that nose breathing is a healthy way of breathing?

[CJ]

That's what. That's why you put the mouth tape on.

[Jake]

Yeah. Not good for you.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

You're not supposed to mouth breathe.

[Dalton]

Nikki's been trying to get me on a cpap.

[Ben]

Same dude.

[Jake]

Life support machine. That's what those are. You just hear, like, Darth Vader sleeping in the other room.

[CJ]

And CPAP is supposed to help you from soaring.

[Ben]

Cpap supposed to do a lot.

[Evan]

A lot.

[Dalton]

Yeah. A lot more than just the snoring. But, like, Slim just got one. He's a couple weeks in, and he's, like, talking about it like it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

[CJ]

So what's that, Slim?

[Ben]

I put, like, an age limit on it. Like, it just feels like a shame to do it before you're 40.

[Dalton]

Well, I think I roll myself up in the hoses. Like, you can't move.

[CJ]

I mean, Nikki might roll you up in the hoses.

[Hunter]

I've used a few of those, like, nose strips, and that seems to help me a lot.

[Ben]

I've tried that, and those are helpful.

[CJ]

Which one's the nose strip? Like, the one with the magnets and it pulls your.

[Hunter]

It's not the magnet one. It's basically like a piece of plastic that's kind of, like, pretty stiff. And then you just kind of, like, stick it on your nose, and it just, like, pulls your nose open a little bit.

[Gavin]

Dude, watch.

[CJ]

Look at this TikTok.

[Gavin]

Look at this TikTok of this girl here. So that's before. After.

[Ben]

She's posing at a different angle.

[Jake]

15 days and she's.

[Gavin]

Yeah, 15 days does seem like a stretch.

[CJ]

All right, that seems like such.

[Gavin]

I'm not saying that it Works. I'm just saying that's why. That's. That's the benefit of it.

[Ben]

Just see most of these hazards.

[CJ]

Sleeping with that bro, there's no way.

[Gavin]

I could because I can't breathe out my nose.

[CJ]

Well, you need to be handcuffed to your bed to begin.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I mean, that's true.

[CJ]

You are a safety hazard to yourself and everyone else. It is true when it comes to sleeping.

[Gavin]

But Ben, you know, you sleep talk too.

[CJ]

Yeah, but I don't sleep walk.

[Gavin]

Yeah, I mean, it runs in our family to some extent. I'm just like on the. Like I'm fully at max. Like I'm. I'm running around screaming.

[Hunter]

Like you're at the very extreme of sleepwalking and talking. You're just like fully screaming at night.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Jake]

You're doing like a whole nother day in your sleep.

[Ben]

Yeah, I mean, the other night he was out on the porch smoking a mar bread.

[CJ]

Didn't have any, so he had to drive to the store.

[Gavin]

I don't think I've ever gone outside.

[CJ]

Imagine waking up and you're checking out with some mar brads in your hand.

[Gavin]

Dude, I drove all the way to the place.

[CJ]

One of our merch guys actually was wearing a sling the other day. And we were like, what? What's going on? Do you hurt yourself at work hoping they say no? And he goes, nah, I fell down the stairs. Sleepwalking. I woke up in the shower.

[Ben]

What?

[Evan]

Holy.

[Dalton]

So we didn't even wake up after the.

[Gavin]

No.

[CJ]

Yeah, he said, I woke up in the shower and my shoulder hurt, so I figured I just fell down the stairs.

[Hunter]

I'm pretty sure he's done that like every two or three months since we him.

[Dalton]

Don't let him fall asleep.

[CJ]

He needs like a kitty gate.

[Ben]

He needs.

[CJ]

He needs a kid gate. Like at the stairs. Like a dog gate.

[Hunter]

It's like a one way lock on his bedroom door.

[CJ]

Or actually, I think some like handcuffing yourself to the bed. I know Evan's got some handcuffs in his nightstand. Probably for other reasons. Just tossing those things on right before you go to bed. Just like safety precaution.

[Jake]

Dude, I have the best CPAP story. Oh, good dude. So you know how like the little boxes on your nightstand hand. I got a buddy. You guys know who it is? He was laying like this way and he ripped ass into the intake and puked in his mask. Puked in his mask. I laugh.

[CJ]

Every must have been bad.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Does Dave have a cpap?

[Jake]

No, he doesn't have one.

[CJ]

I can See, Dave just being in insane snore.

[Jake]

He used to be when he drank, but then when he stopped drinking, doesn't snore, like, at all.

[Gavin]

Dude, I'm pretty sure I remember being, like, downstairs in your house and hearing Dave snoring.

[Jake]

Oh, yeah. It's insane. Like, when we were, like, it was in high school, it literally sounded like I was trained.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Jake]

I was like. I don't know how to describe out loud.

[Gavin]

It's amazing how women put up with that. You can sleep next to, like, it is really amazing. Or maybe they don't get any sleep at all.

[Jake]

They got these really good noise canceling headphones now, and I'm guessing a lot of chicks use those.

[CJ]

Oh, really?

[Jake]

Oh, I'm. I'm assuming, like, there's no. I couldn't sleep through that. There's no way I'd be on the couch every night.

[Evan]

Night.

[Gavin]

It's kind of like a sound machine, though.

[Jake]

Yeah. What do you mean?

[Dalton]

Soothes them.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Oh, dude, I can't fall asleep when you're not here. I'm so used to the snoring. Yeah, it's like when me and CJ are bunking up in hotels. Oh, yeah. I can't fall asleep until C.J. starts sleep talking. Jake, I feel like you're kind of turning into a little bit more like your dad every single day.

[Jake]

Is that good or bad? Like, I look up to my dad. I think he's got.

[CJ]

I think Dave's a great. I think Dave's a great guy, but it's mostly like the. The corks. Like, after you leave the shop, you call all of us individually and you just recap what just happened. So five minutes before.

[Jake]

Dude, I have caught myself multiple times. Like, man, dude, that was so great. You're like, yeah, I know. I just saw you, like, four seconds ago.

[CJ]

Like, are you even out the driveway yet?

[Gavin]

No, I'm just sitting in my car.

[Ben]

We still meme him now by texting someone and going, you up? Yep. What's up? Night, bud.

[CJ]

Dave just text me the other night and was like, you up? Yeah, what's going on? Night. But we actually filmed a podcast with Jake's dad, Dave, because Dave is like, he's got to be the. The most interesting man. And he's got so many stories. And then as soon as we turn the cameras on, the dude just locked up.

[Gavin]

It was like he was being interrogated. I don't know anything.

[Jake]

It was like that raccoon where they took a picture of him. He just didn't move.

[CJ]

We Asked him a question. He's like, no, no, no.

[Gavin]

Never done that. Don't even know who that is.

[Ben]

Or.

[CJ]

Or we bring something up, and he's like, we can't talk about that.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[CJ]

We're like, what. What are we on here? What are we doing?

[Jake]

Dude, he's got, like, a thousand stories, and every time he'd bring up a story, I'd be like, can we just talk about something else?

[CJ]

Yeah, we can't talk about that.

[Evan]

I'll put in a couple clips of it here.

[CJ]

Yeah, there we go.

[Ben]

Ever done one of these?

[Jake]

No. Closes. Has probably been a deposition.

[Gavin]

No.

[Ben]

It's an honor to have you.

[CJ]

Are you nervous?

[Jake]

I'm really nervous. You gotta edit that out. That's not true.

[CJ]

Can you explain to the people, like, how your boxing career went?

[Jake]

I don't want to go here. You know what? I don't think we should tell that story. I don't. We're going to take that on. I'm not special. Let's move on to something else. No. All right. The only reason we did it is because that's where I learned it from. It's like, I was drinking.

[CJ]

I was Dave's shop. Like, that was my. That was on my check, like, in the memo line. Like, what am I getting paid for every week? Shop.

[Jake]

You're a good shot.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Jake]

That's what you do. You act surprised, show dismay, deny, deny, deny. Then you attack with count of the accusations. That's got a formula for this. You know, I. I thought I was cool. He burnt the merch. But it was. I mean, I was all about that. I was going, that's cool. Look at that. You know, you never had insurance when you finally needed it, though.

[Ben]

Yeah, but I ended up.

[Gavin]

It.

[Ben]

It buffed that.

[Gavin]

That reminds.

[Jake]

You had a compound fracture.

[CJ]

Yeah, but it.

[Gavin]

It flips around a little now.

[Jake]

We just buffed it up.

[Gavin]

It's.

[Ben]

It's good now.

[Jake]

I'm amazed you guys have all stayed off of drugs. Show these off like that.

[Evan]

That's almost so good. I have to put.

[Jake]

Dude, he's got like, a thousand stories, and every time he'd bring up a.

[CJ]

Story, be like, we bring up a Mike story. Oh, we can't talk about that story.

[Jake]

You don't want to do that to Mike.

[CJ]

He's vetoing Mike stories.

[Jake]

Dude, we made a lot of money this weekend.

[CJ]

I think I remember it a lot differently.

[Hunter]

I saw some videos. Looks like you lost a lot of money.

[Jake]

No, no. So here's what happened. We were playing blackjack, and I honestly Was doing up and good, but Ben was down, and he didn't want to leave till he was up, so I stayed.

[Gavin]

Classic.

[Jake]

We both lost, basically.

[CJ]

Well, okay, hold on now. All right, let me. Let me just recap the night for you. So we went downtown.

[Gavin]

Fargo.

[CJ]

It's all the bars. We do it, like, once a year. I was driving. I was driving these hooligans around, which was honestly fine, because I got to just, like, really sit back and just watch it all unfold in a sober state of mind. But the first bar that we go to has a blackjack table in the corner, and it's got $25 maximum bet. And so there's, like, five people sitting at this table. And I was like, yo, Jake, we should go play blackjack. And he's like, all right. He goes over there, sees it's full, and he goes, 100 bucks to anyone that wants to give me their chair. Keep in mind, it's a $25 max bet. So, like, the most that you're making, like, if you're really firing, is, like, 25. Like, you're walking with, like, 100 bucks if you're like, yeah, if you had, like, a good table. And so I was like, Bro, 100.

[Gavin]

You're.

[CJ]

You're going down 100 bucks. Like, you're really confident that you're going to win this money back. And, like, one guy was like, yeah, I might take it. I was like, might take it. What are you doing? You're not going to make 100 bucks sitting here. And so one guy stands up, and Jake gives him the money, and he sits down. And I was like. I was like, all right, here we go. And then another guy gets up and walks away. And I was like, okay, got a free ch. I'll sit down here, like, one hand later, friend.

[Jake]

Yeah, one hand later.

[CJ]

So me and Jake play for about 5. 5 minutes. We both lose 100 bucks. So now Jake's down 200. And then we bop around a little bit to a couple other bars, and then we end up at our buddy big Reno's bar. If you guys have been watching the videos for a long time, you know, Big Reno, like, he's had a couple concerts that we went to way back in the day, like, back when we were in college. And he's been in a couple of the videos.

[Ben]

He's.

[CJ]

He's our boy, but he opened up a bar in Fargo, and it's kind of like a club. It's like a half club, half bar, right? And so there's, like, These VIP tables, like next to the dj and we like come in and he's like, oh, I got you boys. Get up there. Like, I got this table for you. And so we hop up and this is like midnight, one o' clock at this point.

[Gavin]

We were kind of sharing the booth though, because there was like maybe another group of like, what, five girls in there?

[CJ]

Yeah, there was a couple other people up there. So there's a couple tables set up, right. Next thing I know, Jake is coming up with 100 bucks in ones and he just starts throwing them out over the crowd, just making it rain.

[Gavin]

Never fails.

[CJ]

Never fails you. Whenever Jake is in front of a crowd, he's throwing money, dude.

[Jake]

It's just like, it's a cool. I don't know, it's a party trick.

[CJ]

Everyone just gets all hyped up if somebody's throwing money. You're probably going to be pretty hyped up.

[Jake]

Yeah, like, of course, like, like it was great. Then you guys got bottles and you're like, this is perfect.

[CJ]

It was pretty late. It was actually such a good.

[Ben]

And if you're not throwing money, you're funneling hot dog water vodka into people's mouths.

[Jake]

Yes, one or the other. One or the other.

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[CJ]

Well, last time we were at like a big Reno concert or a big Reno event, Jake had $50,000 and $10,000 stacks of fake money.

[Gavin]

Got to be a crime, what you did.

[Jake]

I was, I was like 19. It was cool.

[CJ]

So big Reno has us come up onto his stage. There's like, I don't know, 2,000 people out in the crowd and he's like, the se boys are here and we're like standing there. No, yeah, yeah. I don't know what you do when you're. When you're up on stage like that. How's it going? Yeah. And then Jake is like, who wants some money? Who wants some money?

[Gavin]

Crowd goes nuts.

[CJ]

Nuts. Cuz Jake's got $50,000 in his hands, right? And he goes, all right, he's got two stacks, 25k. Here goes. Points over that way, lobs it out. Points over that way, lobs it out. The crowd is going. But just react.

[Ben]

How would you react if I thought it was.

[Gavin]

Dude, people are like fighting over it in the crowd.

[Jake]

Life changing money, people, life.

[CJ]

It's life changing amount of money. If you caught $25,000 in a brick of cash, you better get the fuck out of there. Yeah, no, somebody's willing to do something pretty aggressive to get that 25k, right?

[Gavin]

Get some security to get you out of there.

[CJ]

So the person that he threw it to over here out of pure luck, one of our buddies grabs the cash, figures out that it's fake, Right. He's like, of course Jake threw fake money out of the crowd. Your guy that gets it over here, another one of our buddies.

[Evan]

What are the odds?

[Gavin]

We didn't even know they were in the crowd.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

So, like, after the show, both of our buddies came up, like, separately, and we're like, dude, I caught Jake's money. I was so stoked until I realized that it was fake cash.

[Jake]

The best part about it is no.

[CJ]

One, no one thinks this baller threw.

[Gavin]

50K into the crowd. Everyone else there, like, it never came out that it was fake.

[Jake]

No.

[CJ]

So of course, the next time that we're at a big Reno event, Jake's of course, throwing money out into the crowd and they were loving it. I was loving it. I. Dude, I was so happy. I was like, this dude needs a financial advisor. I've lost him. I watched him blow so much cash tonight for just the. Just the fun of the game, honestly.

[Ben]

And then 100 in the air was way better than the two Honda you lost at the blackjack.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

You know what costs more? The actual real hundred or the 50k fake?

[Jake]

The 50k fake was not cheap, actually. That was like a couple hundred bucks. Yeah, yeah.

[Gavin]

You know, I was just happy to see that you were actually throwing like a reasonable amount of money because last time I saw you do it, it was at the sandbar and you had, you had like $7. And it was the most it was just the most sad thing I'd ever seen. Like, I think you threw the money and then, like, maybe, like, it landed in the water. I was like, oh, here, here, Jake. You toss it back one more time, like. And you were just like. Like, you're. Dude, I video.

[Jake]

I have it. It is so sad, you guys.

[Gavin]

It's like, I don't even know if anyone was going for it over there.

[CJ]

Dude, some people just need to lose the password to their bank account.

[Jake]

Yeah, 100.

[CJ]

And Jake is one of them. You've always been like that, though, which I can respect. You know, some guys just never change.

[Jake]

Like, if we're gonna have fun, I'm there to have fun.

[Gavin]

Like, yeah, it was a lot of fun.

[CJ]

It was a great time. But people, like, you know, there's two ways of being, like, financially irresponsible. And, like, just for example, like, Evan could be one and you could be another.

[Jake]

It's just two different perspectives of financially irresponsible.

[Gavin]

You know, Jake's in a flamboyant.

[CJ]

Both of them get the same job done usually.

[Dalton]

Always investing.

[CJ]

Evan kind of moves in the shadows of blowing his money. You do? Yeah, you do.

[Jake]

It's like, we're like, what happened there?

[CJ]

Like, I think Evan is, like, doing good. Like, he's up big, and then next thing I know, he's just a fucking $5,000, and he's all pissed off. I'm like, how? Last time I saw you, you were up five grand.

[Jake]

I was just doing it for the Snapchat content because we were, like. We were making the bets. I was down. I was up. Then we went to the table, and I was just like, yeah, this is making a great story.

[CJ]

Yeah, it was great.

[Jake]

It was.

[Hunter]

It was.

[CJ]

It was great.

[Jake]

It was awesome.

[CJ]

I appreciate. I appreciate it from, like, my end, Jake. Like, it could not have been more entertaining from, like, just a spectator.

[Gavin]

I had a blast, dude. And then there was a fight. Just to top it all off. Like, does it get much better than that?

[CJ]

Do dinner and a show.

[Gavin]

Like, we could not have. We saw it all. We saw it all.

[Ben]

The fight looked like it was, like, basically on top of you guys.

[Gavin]

So basically, what happened? From my understanding. So we're standing here just, like, chilling, and there was, like, these other girls, but we weren't even really talking to them. Like, they just were already in there. And then we got put in with them. I guess this girl's baby daddy saw that she was in the booth or something like that.

[CJ]

I think she was just. Yeah, she was Hitting the club too late?

[Gavin]

Yeah, something like that. And he got like real pissed and I don't know, he spawned out of nowhere, jumps over the frickin railing because there's like security guards and shit. So he like climbs over this railing and him and like Big Reno and Big Reno, his brother, start like fighting them, kind of like wrestling each other. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? They get this guy up on the railing and as soon as I saw him on the railing, I'm like, this guy's going over and it's like a pretty decent drop down. And they just. It was like, wwe, can we play the video?

[Ben]

Well, you know, it's a scene when there's multiple angles, dude.

[Gavin]

And everyone's just stand up there watching and it was funny. Like the whole time we're up there, everyone's just cj, Ben, Jake. See boys, just like every time I look down in the crowd, someone's filming me. And like it's just a flash, like.

[CJ]

So like, do you think he came.

[Dalton]

In there trying to fight or do you think he just came in there because he was getting kicked out?

[CJ]

No, he retrieved.

[Gavin]

I think he was just trying to get his girl out of there.

[CJ]

Like he came in trying to get his chick out.

[Gavin]

Like he was kind of like, yo, like get out of here. But then like he wasn't supposed to be up there. So they like start corralling him and then he's like, no, no. And I honestly, I feel bad for like it was just, you know, it's a messy situation. Tough.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Like from. From an outside standpoint, from the. His security, it looks like he's just trying to sneak into vip.

[Gavin]

So the guy, he did punch my boy Jace though, or it kind of like slapped him in the face, which Jace was just standing there. So like that was unfortunate. That wasn't cool.

[CJ]

Holy crap.

[Gavin]

Boom. Over he goes over and the whole crowd just erupts.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Then it was like this WWE face off. Like as if a WWE wrestler got like flipped out of the ring when he's like talking back to him.

[Dalton]

Yeah, my shoe back.

[Gavin]

His boy give him the shoe back.

[CJ]

Oh, he lost his shoes. He straight up did lose his shoe. So awkward, dude.

[Gavin]

Everyone's just standing there looking.

[CJ]

Me and a couple of my boys were up there. You can see me on, on the right side and then Jace on the left, right there. Jason holding the bottle right next to my boy Tuck. So Jace sees it start breaking out, right? And Jace is like, he's trying to stay in Good graces with, like, the bar scene. Like, Big Reno, like, the owner, Jace, is trying to, you know, be his boy. So Jace goes in there and tries to, like, help him out and, like, break this fight up. And then in the midst of it, just catches a stray from the guy.

[Gavin]

Yeah, Jason got the worst end of everything almost, dude.

[CJ]

It slapped the sense out of him, bro. After that, he was not okay. I'm like, what the were you doing in there, bro?

[Gavin]

Yeah, I don't know.

[CJ]

I was trying to help out my boy, Big Reno. I was like, it didn't look like he needed much help, dude. Him and his brother were roughing.

[Gavin]

Tossed that.

[CJ]

Yeah, they tossed him over the edge.

[Gavin]

Just two big guys, you're just sitting there, they just pick you up and flip them over. Like, dude, like, imagine how un in control you are to just have a person just grab you and throw you over a railing.

[Jake]

My favorite part about all of it. After it gets done, Chuck, Big Reno's brother grabs like two bags of ice. Nothing happened.

[Gavin]

He wasn't even face flopped.

[Jake]

A bag of ice on his shoulder went right to the other side.

[CJ]

Yeah. Big Reno just hopped back in the DJ booth.

[Gavin]

It almost fired up the crowd even more. It was honestly an electric time. We might have to start doing that some more. I don't know if it really fits with our 100 day fitness challenge, but it was fun, dude.

[CJ]

It fired me up. Yeah. Fired me up, dude.

[Jake]

I honestly just thought we were going golfing and going home, and then all.

[Evan]

Of a sudden it started.

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[Gavin]

Jake's like, let's go home, like after 10. And next I know it's 2am yes. Home 10. Alex is in the trunk.

[CJ]

I think you had like four espresso martinis lined up and you were like, watch this. Hit it, dude.

[Jake]

They were like milkshakes, bro. They were so good.

[CJ]

Like the craziest thing to just shoot one after another. An espresso martini.

[Jake]

They were good. It was like candy.

[CJ]

Great times.

[Jake]

Great times.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Jake]

This has been a long time since I've been downtown and, man, every time we are cheese and ear to ear on our best behavior.

[Ben]

You checked all the boxes, brother.

[Gavin]

Jake did every last bit of going out.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Just had the time of my life. I don't know what to say. Like, we're doing this, we're going to do it. You ever, like, like, pull a prank on each other and you're wondering if you took it too far?

[CJ]

All the time, yeah. About every week.

[Ben]

Can confirm.

[Jake]

I just did my first one to Brandon yesterday and I filmer Brandon. Yeah, I. I thought. I. Afterwards, I'm like, I. We went way too far.

[CJ]

Did he cry?

[Jake]

No, didn't cry. But I thought he was hurt bad, so he just injured him.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

So I don't know if that's a prank.

[Gavin]

If anyone ends up injured, that's when it's like, yeah, went a little far.

[Jake]

Okay, let me just. Let me just pull this up. Here we go.

[Evan]

Okay.

[Jake]

So all I told him, I'm like, okay. I'm like, I got a video bit for you tomorrow. All you need is to bring cowboy boots, flannel, and a hat. And he's like, I got a flannel. I'm like, perfect, I'll bring you the boots and the hat. And we had him ride a horse, but they had it, like, tied up like they do at the rodeo. So, you know, they start.

[Dalton]

I like this actually.

[Jake]

Good friend Bronco dude, he got straight bodied.

[Gavin]

Oh, what? That's funny, actually. But also maybe a little far.

[Jake]

Dude. Tony was laughing so hard, it brought him to his knees that he couldn't. I was concerned. All right, watch this.

[Gavin]

Oh, my gosh, dude.

[CJ]

Oh, no, no.

[Dalton]

Oh, bro.

[CJ]

Into the fence.

[Gavin]

Dude, what are you running over your jackass?

[Dalton]

I could have gave him a helmet.

[Jake]

That was the best part. I brought him a helmet and I forgot to grab it out of the truck. Like, it just started.

[Gavin]

Did you just thought he was sitting on it? You didn't tell him it was a bucking horse?

[CJ]

Bro, here's the thing.

[Jake]

We had it all set up, and Brandon just confidently gets on this thing and probably rides it around for 10 minutes. And I'm like, dude, I'm like, this is a bus. The horse is comfortable with us, and all of a sudden it just got pissed.

[CJ]

Yeah, that's a crazy prank, Jake.

[Gavin]

Yeah, that is a pretty good prank. That is maybe a little mean.

[Jake]

Yeah, like, but when I ran over there, he was smiling. And I'm like, okay, we're good. But I like, when I heard him hit the gate, I was like, okay, we went too far.

[Gavin]

Gate, dude.

[CJ]

Did he hit it with his head?

[Jake]

Just with his back and arm, dude. You should see him today. It's not moving.

[Gavin]

A little slow, dude.

[CJ]

Over the gate.

[Dalton]

Let me pulls up a picture of him in a wheelchair.

[Jake]

This is legs.

[Ben]

Oh.

[Jake]

Each inside's pretty, pretty.

[Ben]

So bruised up.

[Dalton]

Yeah, it was a pretty good one, Jake.

[Jake]

Yeah, it's pretty solid prank. Yeah, that's what I thought.

[CJ]

I do not mess with horses.

[Jake]

Me neither.

[Ben]

Don't trust something tells me Brandon won't be after this.

[CJ]

Jake is like, oh, yeah, those things are dead.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

I got kicked from the Palmer Brothers donkey. Even that just caught me in the thigh. That or that was like, one third of the size of that horse.

[Jake]

Yeah, dude. I was more worried about him.

[Evan]

Trample.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Like, after you fall off and, you know, they'll, like, run over you. Like, that's where I thought it could have went bad.

[CJ]

But you were willing to roll the dice.

[Jake]

Usually stuff goes pretty good in our favor. It was like, best case scenario.

[Gavin]

Like, that is so out of your control as far as how it's gonna go.

[Jake]

Yeah, we were fully rolling the dice on that one, but it went good. Like, we got the clip. He bodied the fence, made the sound effect, crawled out of there. Everybody laughing.

[CJ]

Dude, he's walking off like, holy. I thought I was a cameraman.

[Dalton]

Breaking the cameraman is fun, though.

[Jake]

It's dynamite, dude. I was like, I couldn't win any better at all. Like, and Honestly, it was 100 Tony's idea. Could not take any credit for it. So, like, if it did go bad, I had the, like, I can put this back on him type thing.

[Dalton]

That's nice.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

Speaking of cameramen and pranks that maybe went too far. I don't know if we can talk about it. Albuquerque. We talk about the poop and the.

[Gavin]

I mean, we probably won't use it, so.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I don't think it'll get used.

[Gavin]

So that was just, like, disgusting. It's just disgusting, dude.

[Dalton]

Well, the second we saw that you had a hood stack on that car, we knew somebody was going to have to put something.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

Figured down the exhaust pipe.

[Ben]

That was truly the cherry on top of all the sabotage. Like we said in the upcoming road trip videos, we a lot of sabotage. And we got to Gavin's, and that was it. That was our destination. All we had to do there was demo derby. But the pranks didn't end. And so I think.

[CJ]

I think we just found out, like, how weak of a stomach Gavin maybe has. Yeah, he was pressed.

[Dalton]

I was so stressed out because Dalton doesn't back down. And Gavin had the actual rage in his eyes. I'm like, what is this? Is this is going too far.

[Gavin]

Yeah. Well, Dalton was actually pissed, and you were too. Both you two were really mad about the prank that Ben pulled on your guys's car before that.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

And that's what strike like. Like, it wasn't even like, I'm gonna In his. In his hood exit as, like, this is gonna be fun. It was just like they messed with me. I gotta get mad the whole time, just like pushing really hard, just like hops down like, dude, it was just like all anger.

[Dalton]

I wouldn't even hold the camera. He, I'm like, I don't know how to use this. Trying to play extra dumb, which I actually don't know how to use a camera. But he's like, it's already recording, just pointed at me. And I like set it on the tailgate of the truck, pointed in his direction and then just like got out of there. Because I did not want to be directly responsible for him taking a dump in your stovepipe and then.

[Gavin]

But the thing was so like Gavin really got the shit end of the stick there. No pun intended. He had shit like human feces is way different than dog feces. And like it was just rocketed out of the hood exit once you start up and floor it. And it went all over like kind of his yard slashes driveway. And then before that all the windows got fucking smashed out because Dalton and Evan were so mad when they pulled up. So there was glass everywhere. And Gavin has a dog. So like Ryan and I think cleaned up quite a bit of it.

[CJ]

We did our best.

[Gavin]

We had shovels and because honestly I don't want his dog in glass in his foot. But yeah, Gavin got the real shit end of the stick at the end of the day. And then we left all the cars there.

[CJ]

Good scrap money.

[Dalton]

He's got at least six. Yeah, that's true.

[Gavin]

That's true.

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[Jake]

Dude, I think it's getting to a point to where everybody's so comfortable with each other and there's been so many pranks. It's just like, oh, we're just going a little farther. This ain't that bad. And in all reality, if this was like, someone you've never met before, this is the most effed up thing you've ever thought of in your whole life.

[Dalton]

Every time I see a hood stack from here on out, there's one thing on my mind that, yeah, we have.

[Gavin]

Way different baselines of what's acceptable for, like, in friends here.

[CJ]

It's pretty funny. Like, yeah, but we can do those things and then you laugh about it and you move on. But if, like, chicks did it, it'd be so weird.

[Dalton]

It would be twice as funny.

[CJ]

Honestly, it wouldn't have been.

[Gavin]

I feel like it'd be less gross of a girl than I could exit. Like, it'd be more funny. It'd be more funny.

[Jake]

I want to know what girl you're finding.

[Gavin]

I mean, that's what I'm saying.

[CJ]

You're right. It' probably be a pretty.

[Gavin]

Pretty rough looking chick.

[CJ]

But, you know, it would be her.

[Dalton]

Boyfriend'S cooler at We Fest. That's what I'm getting flashbacks of.

[Gavin]

Why'd she in this cooler again?

[CJ]

Like, he was like, I remember that, but I don't remember it.

[Gavin]

That is a wild payback.

[Dalton]

I didn't take the clip. I got sent the clip. Yeah, they were just arguing. So she hops up in the back of his pickup and takes a dump in his cooler.

[Gavin]

Dude, who can poop on demand like that? I can't.

[Dalton]

Want to see me right now?

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Our buddy Matt. Ken, what are you eating?

[Ben]

It wasn't on the. Matt, he had to poop the whole way there. Oh, should I do it and pull over thing? And we're like, yeah, I think you should. I mean, I was funny, but I.

[CJ]

Don'T think we can show it on YouTube.

[Gavin]

That's the thing is, like, it's not going to make.

[CJ]

It was just solely for trying.

[Gavin]

Solely the love of the game.

[CJ]

But yeah, Gav was pretty pressed all over the hood.

[Ben]

Then he made Dalton clean it up with his shirt. And then he wipes it all off, chucks it in the scene, sits in, and then he's like, dude, it's like, not okay.

[Gavin]

It's not okay.

[CJ]

Well, dude, I think very rarely does Gavin actually, like, get pressed, but, like, Mad. If he's mad, bro, he's so big and strong. Like, he's built like a refrigerator. So imagine a refrigerator just coming after you.

[Dalton]

And, like, clumsy though he is.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

But the thing is, with Gavin, like, honestly, if you. You pissed him off to the point where he actually wanted to hurt you, he could hurt you.

[CJ]

Oh, for sure.

[Gavin]

Like, out of all of us, like, the last person who you would want going, actually 110% trying to injure you would be Gavin. He's a big boy. He's strong, he's tough.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

He's clumsy. He'll fall down, but he's not going to stop. He's not going to stop. Everyone's just lucky that Gavin is probably one of the nicest people I've ever met.

[CJ]

Right. When I met Gavin, too, I think, like, one of the first questions was, like, you know, like, bar fights often, you know, if he's got, like, a short temper because he's so. He's built so tough, like, he could just basically roll up anyone. And if a guy looking for fights very often.

[Dalton]

Well, no, if a guy's at the bar that some people just kind of look for a fight at the bar, Gav kind of has the look.

[CJ]

Yeah. Kind of pissed off, redneck.

[Dalton]

Like, I'm the big guy of the bar. Like, if you're going to mess with someone, mess with me.

[Evan]

But.

[CJ]

Right.

[Dalton]

Not his attitude at all.

[CJ]

Far from it.

[Ben]

He doesn't, like, fully remind me of Wayne from Letterkenny, but the show Letterkenny. Wayne, he's just the toughest guy in Letterkenny. Someone else.

[Gavin]

What a title.

[Ben]

Yeah. And the best part is, obviously, this is. It's just a show. It's fake. But, like, when the. Another guy is like, no, I'm the toughest guy in Letterkenny, they literally just go fight. And then whoever wins.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

What do you think's the toughest guy in Cormorant? Dave Sherbrooke.

[CJ]

No, because Dave won't even fight his bitch ass.

[Jake]

Son.

[CJ]

I'll tell you, the toughest guy that I think I have ever met, though, is Sane Skinner's brother, Nick. He's just, like, the most cowboy, like, backwoods, not necessarily redneck, but just, like, so tough. So tough. Like, if you were getting in a fight and you could call, like, one person, it'd be him, because he's also crazy enough to, like, do whatever it takes to win, to, like, beat this.

[Gavin]

Guy'S ass, then you're gonna be hiding a body. You call him.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Going into the 100%.

[CJ]

But, yeah, one time he. He was telling us this story that him and Sane, his brother, got in a fight at a bar, and he threw Sane through the wall.

[Ben]

They blew out a wall.

[Jake]

That's just such a Saiyan story.

[Ben]

Yeah, my brother threw me through the wall.

[CJ]

And they were pissed because then they got, like, blacklisted from the only bar in town for a year.

[Ben]

But I think about, like, yeah, the toughest guys here. Or a lot of places wouldn't stand a chance against, like, Wyoming mountain men.

[CJ]

Yeah. Just. Yeah, Something about, like, the cowboy, like, rancher hand. It's like functional strength. Kind of like Mike with his farm strength uncomparable.

[Jake]

You and your one tractor just gave you unlimited strength.

[Ben]

I know I can lift a full bale above my head.

[CJ]

Who's like, the toughest guy you know?

[Ben]

I don't know.

[CJ]

Hunter. Walls. Hunter.

[Jake]

That is one dude I would never, ever play with.

[CJ]

That guy, I agree.

[Jake]

Just had a different kind of strength.

[CJ]

Like, he could throw you through a wall as well.

[Jake]

Yeah. I remember when he was in throwing, like, his big house parties back in the day. I remember him thinking the cops were coming and him sprinting. You remember that, like, wood fence that we're going around his house? Granted, it was kind of weak. He just sprinted through it and never stopped. Dude, like, the fence. Just because he was heading for the woods, like, someone said cops, and he sprinted for the. And it just.

[Ben]

Boom.

[CJ]

I love that.

[Jake]

Just never stop.

[Gavin]

Koolaid, man.

[Ben]

Yeah. How tough is he? Let's just say he doesn't hop over fences.

[Jake]

Blue, straight through it.

[Ben]

You got any tough guys back at home?

[Dalton]

Yeah, I've seen my fair share of shenanigans. Cousin Joe. Don't mess with Cousin Joe. I got two chipped teeth from cousin Joe right now.

[Ben]

Really?

[Gavin]

Yeah. What, does he punch you in the face or what?

[Dalton]

Yeah, I mean, obviously, me and cousin Joe, we're like brothers, so we get into it, and then we, like, punch each other in the face and stuff and. And then, like, end up having a couple of beers afterwards. It's always fine. Like, I didn't blame him for it. I probably had it coming. It's normal.

[Ben]

You guys are on that chip, that new medication. Couple of beers.

[Dalton]

Actually, with Joe, it's more like a coup. Cases of beers, not a couple of beers.

[Gavin]

Jake, what was that? You referred to it as medicine yesterday. You put, like, some blue crap in your mouth, and then you're supposedly gonna have blue pee?

[Jake]

Yeah, no, it was just extremely dark. So there's this stuff that you're basically. I don't know, it's like dye, and it made my whole mouth blue. And, like, one of the side effects was like, blue urine.

[Gavin]

Well, why'd you take it?

[Jake]

Just to see if it had p. Blue.

[Gavin]

Did you?

[Jake]

No, it was just like, are you.

[Ben]

Able to fill us in and all? What, the positive side effects?

[Jake]

Yeah, I don't know what it was for. I was just reading the side effects. I have no idea what this stuff did.

[Gavin]

You just took a random medication just to see if your pee would be blue?

[Jake]

Yeah, it was called something blue.

[CJ]

See, now this is something Dave would do.

[Hunter]

100.

[CJ]

That is like a perfect Dave example.

[Dalton]

Where did you find this Dave?

[Ben]

Dave secretly. Dave secretly trying to turn himself blue.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

You're just snooping through the medicine cabinet.

[CJ]

No.

[Dalton]

Blue urine.

[Jake]

No.

[CJ]

Yeah. You gotta add some context to this. No, I like, how did this come to be?

[Jake]

I'm like, is that. He goes, oh, come here, come here. He just goes, open your mouth. He goes, the next time you pee, check and see if it's blue. I'm like, all right. I, like, look in my mouth and it literally looks like I just, like, ate a whole Smurf. Like, it just blew everywhere.

[Ben]

And then you just didn't ask Jake.

[CJ]

I just feel like there's got to be something more to this.

[Jake]

No. And then I literally got in my truck and went home. That was it.

[Evan]

I'm not 100% certain this is the one, but the one that I found is called Methylene Blue.

[Jake]

Yeah, that's it.

[Evan]

I think anything that starts with meth can't be good.

[Ben]

Dude.

[Jake]

I don't know. You can buy it, like, at the store.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

What is it for?

[Evan]

I think it's to, like, track where medicine goes in your body and see if it's coming out.

[Jake]

I don't know.

[Evan]

Sounds just like die.

[Jake]

So that's all it was. Yeah, that was the stuff.

[CJ]

What an experiment.

[Dalton]

And it worked.

[Jake]

I mean, it was just like, it. I mean, maybe if I took more. I don't. It was dark. Like, it was not standard issued color.

[CJ]

Did you guys see that? They're doing a fire festival too.

[Gavin]

No, I didn't see that.

[CJ]

But Evan's actually pretty fired up about.

[Gavin]

Are you going to it, dude, you.

[Dalton]

Guys want to go can.

[Gavin]

Honestly, I was pretty lit.

[Ben]

It would make a great.

[CJ]

It would make a great video. Like, we try to go to fire Fest too.

[Gavin]

It's not.

[Commercial Narrator]

I'm down.

[Gavin]

Let's do it.

[Jake]

What is?

[Dalton]

I think he's capping again.

[Ben]

Again?

[CJ]

You don't know what Fire Fest is.

[Jake]

No.

[Ben]

But then I just think, like, how could he possibly be capping again, man?

[Gavin]

This guy is resilient. He went to jail for the first one, and now he's going to try it again.

[CJ]

Yep.

[Gavin]

That's a web redemption right there.

[CJ]

Fyre Fest was. There was this guy from New York. He was like, a young guy, but he was trying to do a music festival out on, like, some tropical island. And he had a bunch of different influencers, like Kylie Jenner promote it. And it was, like, supposed to be this huge festival, right. Bunch of different big names performing there, beautiful island. And then when people actually showed up, it was, like, shitty, like, pitch tents that were, like, blowing in the wind.

[Dalton]

Relief tents or something.

[CJ]

Hurricane relief tents. Yeah. When. When people were tra. Promised, like, very tropical cabanas and stuff. I don't think any of the musical artists actually showed up. And then, like, none of the celebrities showed up, and, like, it was just a complete flop. And, yeah, it's. It's called Fire Fest. There's a couple documentaries on it, but the guy that hosted it basically scammed, like, all the investors into thinking that it was going to be this big thing, and they ended up losing a ton of money. And then he had to go to jail for a year or two years or a while, and he just got out of jail like, a year ago, and now he's doing Fyre Fest 2, supposedly.

[Dalton]

I don't know. I just saw a quick little video where he's, like, saying that, you know, it's going to happen. He's got all these details and whatnot, that it's legit. And then there's no acts confirmed. Like, there's no musicians. The island, wherever that whatever island it's supposed to be on, is saying, like, no.

[Gavin]

Oh, my gosh, not again.

[Dalton]

We haven't. There's nothing been figured out.

[CJ]

Like a hard date.

[Hunter]

It's saying May 30, June 2. There's nothing about artists. Yeah. This year.

[Ben]

Oh, my God.

[Hunter]

There's nothing about artists. It says they're doing it at Playa del Carmen. That's all it says.

[Evan]

Evan. They just changed the coordinates now to the middle of the ocean by Playa del Carmen, which is thousands of miles away from.

[Dalton]

I actually saw someone, like, they drove jet skis out to that pin. It's not even an eye. It's literally a pin in the middle of the ocean. It's nothing. There's, like, packages for this. I don't know what it includes, like, a million Dollar package isn't there, Ken?

[Hunter]

So packages start at $1400. It literally is just a ticket for transportation from some hotel in the city to wherever this festival is going to be. And then it goes up to. There's a $5,000 one, $25,000 one, and a $1.1 million package.

[CJ]

What's all included in that one?

[Hunter]

Access to the festival grounds, entry 24 7. Private chauffeur service, dedicated concierge, access to the Prometheus Marina.

[Dalton]

Can't put a price on that.

[Jake]

And a.

[Hunter]

Accommodations at a unnamed hotel.

[Ben]

That's it, bro.

[Hunter]

Also private. Private air charter.

[Ben]

And when you brought it up, I. I thought for sure, like, someone bought the rights to it. And they're like, we're gonna do it right, and we're gonna capitalize on this, like, surrounding clout, whether it's bad or good about the first. And then when you said it's the.

[Gavin]

Same guy, he's probably just like, all right, I'm gonna do another rug pull. But this time I'm gonna have an escape route, like an exit plan. Like, he's. He's gonna already be in Mexico or. Or somewhere where they're not gonna be.

[Dalton]

Able to get something in the fine print that no one is reading that buys these tickets where he's actually just going to be able to keep all their money.

[Gavin]

Exactly. And then he'll just be like, all right, finally did it. Now I'm good.

[Hunter]

He's going straight to Cuba after that.

[Jake]

Sounds like a giant scam. Like, he's gonna have a payday. Everybody's gonna show up.

[Dalton]

When he had other scams, too, like magnesis, whatever that was. I don't even know. But he's had credit card scams, all kinds of. Not just fire, festival scams.

[Gavin]

He probably realized once he got out of jail, he's like, dude, making money legit is way harder. I'm just gonna do one big final send off, send off.

[Dalton]

I mean, he is smart enough to be able to convince.

[Gavin]

Yeah, for sure.

[Dalton]

Tons of people to give him money, which is not that easy. Jake, I have 20 bucks here, Jacob.

[Gavin]

They'll be easy.

[Evan]

Here's my idea on it, dude, is he just promises through this, like, unforgettable experiences and one of a kind things. So he probably could just say, well, I told you you wouldn't forget it. And you just show up and there's just nothing there. Like, he doesn't promise any concerts or any, like, specific things.

[Jake]

So it's legit.

[CJ]

Interesting mark marketing tactic.

[Dalton]

But either way, we down.

[Ben]

It's a lot sooner than I was hoping, but.

[Jake]

Yeah, it's. What, at the end of this month?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Yeah. For my.

[Dalton]

What are we coming together?

[Ben]

But from the first fyre fest, there's a bunch also. They, like, people went. People went and got absolutely shafted. Like, they basically went and were forced to just fend for themselves.

[CJ]

Like, sleep outside.

[Gavin]

Yeah. On some island.

[CJ]

Sleep outside.

[Ben]

It was very windy and, like, everyone documented it and it looked like not a good time.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[CJ]

But think about how awesome it would have been to be there.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

And you could tell people. Yeah. I was actually at the very first.

[Gavin]

I would have loved to been able to say that.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

So, Mike, what are we doing for your batch party?

[Ben]

Well, Ryan actually came. Well, yeah, dude. Like, we sat down about it and he had a beautiful plan. And we're going to Lake Powell. Oh, that'll be on my bucket list. So as soon as he said literally those words, I'm like, you can say less because I'm in.

[Gavin]

When are we going?

[Ben]

Third weekend in June.

[Gavin]

Let's go.

[CJ]

What weekend is that?

[Gavin]

That's not.

[CJ]

That's not the weekend that we're doing our bodybuilder competition, is it?

[Ben]

It's not. No. It was one before that.

[CJ]

Let's go.

[Ben]

Yeah, dude. So it's going to be freaking sick. Cliff jumping, jet skiing, wake surfing. You know, maybe even break out the wakeboard. I don't know about that, but CJ's.

[CJ]

Bringing his way renting a houseboat, so that.

[Ben]

Yeah, that's the plan. Houseboat. And it's gonna be pretty hot, so it's a good thing they'll be on a lake, but, like, Arizona in June. It's got to be pretty. Yeah.

[Dalton]

It's dry heat, though.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm freaking pumped for that.

[Gavin]

That'll be great.

[CJ]

That's a great plan.

[Gavin]

We're meeting up with those one dudes that got the boats. That's sick.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Where is that?

[CJ]

I'm never waiting to start swiping on Tinder.

[Jake]

No.

[Gavin]

I just don't know where Jake's already planning.

[Jake]

Yeah, no, I'm never. I'm like.

[CJ]

It's like southern. It's Southern Utah. Half of Lake Powell, I think, is in Utah, and then the other half is in Arizona.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Ben]

You know, people, like, bring their houseboats on there and then just kind of like go for weeks, months at a time.

[CJ]

It's like where the canyons. Are you seeing the videos of, like, the jet skis going through, like, the little river canyon?

[Jake]

Sounds Like, a perfect time for you guys to get your pirate ship. Maybe a solid setup.

[CJ]

Yeah. We launch, we're going to have to ship the. The boat down there.

[Evan]

Actually, there. It's gonna be lit. They've got jet skis, the 2,000 horsepower boat, a racing boat, the G25, like, everything. The houseboat. That's all set up for us, so it's gonna be sweet. They, like, offered it up. When we met him at Snowden, they were like, you guys should come down. And he runs, like, the Instagram account Powell heads. So they, like, know the lake.

[Ben]

That's right. He knows all the ins and outs, which helps. I love knowing people that know things.

[Gavin]

Things.

[Ben]

It really helps.

[Gavin]

Absolutely.

[Evan]

I'm, like, really trying to nail this and do a really good job, but it is stressful being, you know, the guy who has the planet. So I don't want to do too.

[CJ]

Good of a job.

[Evan]

I'm going to, but I don't want to be, like, the guy who's like, oh, well, Ryan just keeps coming up with good ideas.

[Gavin]

Yeah, everyone's gonna be like, best man is Ryan. Ryan's gonna have to set up everyone's bachelor party.

[Ben]

You do such a good job that you're everyone's best man.

[Gavin]

Justin's was legit, dude. Like, yeah, we got a lot to live up to.

[Jake]

Did you do that one, too? Yeah, dude. Ryan's gonna do six of them for sure.

[Ben]

That's what happened to Ken with traveling. Like, he's so good at booking our travels that he didn't, per se, call that position upon himself. It just happened.

[Evan]

But he did damn good at it.

[Gavin]

Became the guy. So, Jake, how many trucks do you have now?

[Evan]

Yeah, what's the deal?

[Ben]

A lot of trucks.

[Jake]

16.

[Gavin]

Why? I shouldn't say why. They're all awesome, right? At what point do you think to yourself, and maybe I should mix a couple cars in here? Like, you know, just to diversify a little, you know? We're pretty heavy on the trucks. Let's get a couple cars in, dude, because.

[Jake]

Okay. Multiple reasons. One, you know, everyone's like, oh, I'm Ford. I'm Chevy. I'm this, I'm that. I'm all of them. They're all great. Yeah, take them all, whatever. They all got their goods, they all got their bads, and people just like trucks. So I was like, sounds like a really good excuse to start making truck content and just get all the trucks you can.

[Ben]

There's, like, literally a ton of truth to that. And then I also joke about it. Too. When you're like, truck videos started doing. Well, 15 trucks.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

You're just all or nothing.

[CJ]

Always.

[Jake]

I mean, it's the only way to do it. If you're gonna do something. Go all in. Like, it's worked.

[Ben]

There's something about that new GMC you got though, dude. I love seeing you roll up in that. I don't know why. It was just different. Like, you're not a brand new. Yeah. Mostly because it's not a Raptor. Brand new, black and chrome.

[Jake]

I've just never had a nice truck, dude. Every time I open it, I'm like, dang.

[Ben]

Yeah, it's nice.

[Jake]

Like. Yeah. I'm usually used to just driving something and beating on it and into the ground. Like, I actually, you know, wash this thing every day.

[Ben]

And Brandon watches.

[Jake]

He does. He does a good job too.

[Dalton]

For a few days after that hit.

[Jake]

Yeah, yeah. He will be sore, dude. Oh, he is. He's back, dude. We got him like propped up at the couch.

[Gavin]

Got his worst boss ever.

[Dalton]

Gonna prank you washing your truck with sandpaper.

[Jake]

I actually called Ben's dad yesterday, so we're bringing him in Friday to see Ben's dad. I felt really bad, dude.

[Gavin]

You should film him getting an adjustment too. Yeah, he's pretty beat up after I prank.

[Jake]

Such a good prank, dude. But no, I don't know. I just. I like trucks. And I was like, at this point, I told Mike I'm giving him a run for his money because, like, Mike's got a lot of vehicles.

[Evan]

Dude.

[Gavin]

I think you've passed him at this point. At 16, I mean, he kind of.

[Ben]

Has some people on his team, but either way, I think with just like.

[Evan]

A self made man.

[Ben]

Yeah. Speaking like for your personal trucks, like, I think you're still beating me.

[Jake]

Yeah. So basically three of them are. Three of the whatever are actual Tony's truck. Otherwise all of them, besides the gmc are all the company struck.

[Ben]

Yeah. Which is wild.

[Gavin]

Mike, when's your Viper get here?

[Ben]

Yeah, I'm still up in the air whether I should drive it back or have it shipped.

[Gavin]

I'd go down there and just drive it back. Dude, it's gonna be legit. You get to drive this gonna be fun.

[Ben]

That's what I most.

[Gavin]

And then, you know, have you all the money. Oh, you have. Okay, well, yeah, I was going to say if you get there and then you're like, all right, dope, here's the check. Then you leave. Versus Cuz right now. Yeah. You might as well just have them.

[CJ]

Ship it at this Point.

[Ben]

Ben's dad sends us all a text that says, be very careful, guys. I have a patient that sent money for a classic Camaro to be delivered and the car never showed up. He's a smart guy too. Crooks are getting smarter. Well, I'm like, well, good thing I didn't just send an obscene amount of money.

[Gavin]

Yeah, that'll make me feel better.

[Evan]

Off of an ebay.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

If you were to get scammed. I feel like ebay right there is the place. You know, it's sketchier crowd.

[Dalton]

Ebay's never let me down.

[Gavin]

Yeah, true.

[Jake]

I bought my.

[Hunter]

I bought a car off ebay once.

[Evan]

I wanted to ask Jason if that was during transport or the sale, because during transport, a lot of cars have gotten stolen. So maybe just another reason to go and get.

[Gavin]

You got to make sure you just have a good transporter that, that is like, trusted. Because if you try to save some bucks, it can just be a part of like, a scheme where they just. They pick up, like, I see it all the time in the supercar Facebook groups where guys will ship like a Lamborghini and a McLaren. They're shipping it to here.

[Evan]

Gone.

[Gavin]

Gone. They never find them, dude. They're gone. And, like, I'm pretty sure your insurance doesn't even cover that.

[CJ]

Really?

[Gavin]

I don't. I don't know. I just. I think there's some kind of. It's a real, real thing. But I think also, though, if you've already sent the money, it maybe would be cool to like, have all of us there to see your first reaction to getting it. Like, that is kind of. And you probably could have it quicker. Like, if I were you, I would already have a transport guy. You could probably have it by Friday. Or, sorry, it's Wednesday. You could probably have it by Saturday.

[Ben]

It's my broker.

[Hunter]

I'd probably say next Wednesday by the time you get it lined up.

[Evan]

There you go. Okay, next Wednesday.

[Gavin]

Yeah, that's pretty quick. Like, I'd just try to do that.

[Ben]

We'll ship it.

[Evan]

Dude.

[Jake]

There's nothing locked in cooler than a car delivery. Granted, I've only gotten one and it was with cj and it was like.

[Gavin]

Still one of my exciting favorite.

[Jake]

Like, you see the door open and they start it and you're just like.

[Gavin]

Oh, it's nerve wracking too, because you haven't seen the car yet in person. So you're just like, oh, my gosh. Like, is it. Is it good or is it like, beat up? Did they lie about some stuff and then like, you're seeing it, and then it's. It's actually. It's really exciting. And you're not even on the fence of, like, should I buy this or should I not? Because you already own it, so you're just, like, you're mine, fully trying to. You're just, like, trying to enjoy.

[Jake]

Yeah, Pretty sure I got my white Mustang on ebay, too.

[Ben]

Really?

[Jake]

And it went fine.

[Gavin]

Yeah. So, I mean, really one of the.

[Ben]

More like, classic ways to. To buy a car online. You know, they were around before bring a trailer before cars and bids before cars.com.

[Evan]

Didn'T somebody. They either commented on the podcast or they sent you a thing and said they've seen it at car shows. Is this ring a bell?

[Jake]

Okay.

[Evan]

It's a comment on the last podcast. Said, I've seen that car at car shows around us. It's super good.

[Gavin]

Oh, that's perfect then.

[Evan]

I mean, the guy fricking doesn't want you to drive at home and only has 6,000 miles.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

When he's telling his kid, like, like, give it a baby rev. And then he's like. And he's like, all right, a little more. Okay, okay. Geez.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Evan]

But I'm excited for it to arrive.

[Jake]

You know what? I'm excited for Mike to roll up the Zorbas in that thing. Just to see him come around the corner. You're like, that's my buddy Mike Viper.

[Gavin]

Mike.

[Ben]

That's, like, definitely one of the first things I'm gonna do with it.

[Jake]

Right? To Zorbas.

[Evan]

Yeah. 100, dude.

[Jake]

I'm telling you guys right now, it's one of my favorite memories of all time. Like, I've always just wanted a squad mob, and when we finally did it, I was like, got, like, the achievement unlocked. When I sat down at the table.

[Evan]

Dude, I was bummed I missed that. Me and Mike missed it.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Jake]

It was very most fun of all. Everyone was driving just, like the world was a racetrack. And I was like, man, how are we not going to jail?

[Evan]

I don't know.

[Jake]

I just remember every intersection in the Mustang. I'd, like, whip a donut. And Ben's dad was just geeking. I'm just like, I got someone to smile, dude. I was like, the old. Like, I was loving it.

[Evan]

You get that thing fixed yet, dude?

[Jake]

No. Your guys, Mustang. Did you guys get that fixed yet?

[Evan]

No, it's. It's being fixed. I mean, it wasn't very original before, but I would say Robbie's got it down to. It was probably about 25 of what we gave him, he actually used it. Probably been easier to just build a new mustang, honestly.

[Jake]

Started from scratch almost.

[Evan]

He said he kept cutting out parts that were bad or that he didn't like. And then he sent me a picture of it. And there's no front end. The entire interior is gutted and the whole rear end's gone.

[Jake]

So he just started over.

[Evan]

He just started over. Just started over the hard way.

[Jake]

I'm in the same boat right now. Mine's just in a pile in the corner With a shitload of boxes right behind.

[Evan]

Yeah, you gotta get that thing fixed, dude. It's drifting season.

[Jake]

I know. We're getting there. I'm waiting for, like one thing that we're starting.

[Ben]

I street legaled my drift car today because why not?

[Jake]

You put title on it, the license plate?

[Ben]

Yeah, because then I was like, well, that'll be fun to drive on the road. Really? Yeah. To drive to zorbas. Yeah, because it's like to put liability on it. It's like, you know, 50 bucks, 25 bucks a month.

[Evan]

Can't put a price on that.

[Gavin]

I just can't imagine you driving your drift car on your. On the road with how many other vehicles you have.

[Ben]

Right, well, it would be a strictly cormorant based road. Yeah.

[Gavin]

I mean, it's in the nicest way, but you better have a tow truck or get aaa. You better get aaa if you're planning on going anywhere further than the drift track from the shop.

[CJ]

Right.

[Hunter]

You need like the fire department, like following you around with that thing.

[Ben]

That'd be awesome. No, I actually, I invested heavily in some fire extinguishers. I got enough for me and the whole crew and your friends.

[CJ]

So we're good.

[Evan]

Maybe just enough for you.

[Jake]

Yeah, dude, I'm telling you, there's nothing like just, you know, driving around cormorant and you just have a handbrake just in case you need it. It's the best thing ever, you know, someone's looking just in case. Just in case.

[Ben]

I saw an idea that would have you pretty bricked up, Jake. This guy pops open his little cigarette lighter cover, Screws in where his cigarette lighter was. Screws in a handbrake. That's cool. I don't know the point, you know, like, what's the point of really having to have it be removable, but little.

[Jake]

Hidden little gem, you know? Oh, watch this.

[CJ]

I can see you doing it.

[Evan]

We're just driving down the road. I'm like, hey, man, we gotta take a left in a mile here. That's how you look at me. I just gotta ask. Preferably Evan, because you've got a couple kids in the house that maybe are a little more on the Internet than we are. The fuck's up with the chicken jockeys at the Minecraft movies? Have you have your.

[Dalton]

No idea what you're talking about.

[Evan]

Never mind.

[Dalton]

And I want to know. Chicken jockeys?

[Ben]

Well, I don't know the total root of it, but basically just like anything, when people find something to latch on to. You've seen the videos in the movie theater. When that scene comes on, start throwing everything.

[Gavin]

Yeah, that's funny.

[Jake]

There's fireworks going off. You see there's a movie theater. They started on fire. Brought in like big mortars and like people are scattering everywhere.

[Evan]

Just.

[Gavin]

It's got to be really bad for Minecraft. Like they're going to. People are going to start pulling them from theaters.

[Ben]

Is I going to go to the theater and see the. The movie?

[Evan]

Like, I don't know what the goes on, but everybody starts cheering and standing up at this scene.

[Ben]

They brought fireworks.

[CJ]

Turn it up.

[Gavin]

Dude. I love Minecraft.

[Evan]

And then they shut down the movie theaters all the time after that. Then like movie theaters are putting like what time it's gonna happen so they can bring people like staff in to make sure stuff doesn't happen.

[Jake]

Is it the end of the movie?

[Gavin]

How are you gonna control theater?

[Evan]

I don't know. They probably just don't play the rest of the movie then after that.

[Gavin]

I love Minecraft. I never thought they'd make a movie on it though. That's crazy.

[Dalton]

You play the game?

[Gavin]

Yeah, I did.

[Ben]

Yeah, I played a little bit.

[Gavin]

It's fun.

[Evan]

It was so fun.

[Ben]

But I was not. I didn't even touch survival mode. I just like, can't do that.

[Gavin]

No, we were just building stuff, me and my friends online.

[Ben]

You die and then you have to like get your sword all over again. Like, creative mode is like I had a whole like roller coaster and yeah, everything sick. Pretty fun.

[Gavin]

It was fun.

[Evan]

Then you'd have the worlds with all your buddies, so then everybody could work on different stuff.

[Gavin]

I remember like one time we had all of us working on this world and this other kid from our school joined and like started our on fire across from. And then like, I was pissed and I was like, I'm gonna burn his real house down. I was actually pissed. I was so mad and like I. I was like seriously convinced I was gonna burn his house down.

[Evan]

I'm gonna burn it.

[Gavin]

And like the next morning I cooled Off. But I was like, I'm gonna burn this kid's house down, his real house. Because I knew where he lived. I was mad. I'm pumped for the new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater remaster coming out. It's a remaster of Tony hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4. It's gonna be awesome, dude.

[Ben]

Especially with Skate 3 just not. Or I guess Skate 4 just not happening, is it?

[Gavin]

Not happening?

[Dalton]

So, like, everything we see, is that just all bogus?

[Ben]

No, it's not bogus. It's just one of those, like, I'm honestly being a hater, as in, like, when's it ever gonna come out? But I'm like, like, can we have some sort of timeline here, dude?

[Evan]

Evan had a really good idea that in the new GTA they should have the physics from, like, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater or something like that. Like, how sick would that be if in GTA you had just built in, like, a full skateboarding game and then you could go to, like, a basketball court and you have NBA 2K physics, you know, like legit.

[Dalton]

I think it's where games are going. Like, at some point there's going to.

[Evan]

Be like, like one game, and then within, there's games.

[Jake]

Yeah, like that game called Player 1. You guys ever see that movie?

[Dalton]

Yeah, just like that. Like when you're playing golf. Like, golf on GTA is whack.

[CJ]

Yes.

[Dalton]

But it's just like playing the Tiger woods or PGA Tour or whatever it.

[Evan]

Is, and think how sick that'd be.

[Dalton]

The dirt bike physics are like MX Unleashed and whatever. Just ultimate game.

[Ben]

So sick.

[Evan]

I'm sure they'd have to license it all and, you know, it'd be a whole thing. But I thought that was like a billion dollar idea right there. Such a good idea.

[Dalton]

Should we start working on it?

[Evan]

Yeah, well, let's start building our own gta. It'll be out before the real one, dude.

[Jake]

The VR world is, like a really weird place, actually. So, like, me and furries and shit. No, so, like, me and Andrew play VR, like, I don't know, every once in a while. Just like a little, like, Call of Duty game, basically. And you're just like, running around together. Super fun. But there's, like, other games where you're, like, actually going on, like, dates with people and hanging out and.

[CJ]

Really?

[Jake]

Yeah, we're meeting up in like, two years or something, and they just, like, go on dates every night. And this kid's like, trolling. I'm like, I've seen that. Yeah, it's extremely funny.

[Ben]

But he like, he goes, are you guys dating? And I picture like what they look like in real life. Probably like a dude with really greasy long hair and a chick wearing like Cookie monster sweatpants with blue hair.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ben]

And. And he's like, are you guys dating? And they're like, you know, he's like basically like walking up to them in real life and they're like, dude, seriously, can you just get away? Why are you even concerned with us? And he's like, I'm just wondering if you're dating. He's like, you guys seem like you're really liking each other. And they're like, dude, just get away. And then he's like, have you guys met in real life? And then the guy's like, we're. We're going to in May.

[Jake]

It's like, it's like. It's a weird thing, but it's like big.

[Evan]

What game is that?

[Jake]

I have no idea. Like not a clue.

[Evan]

But some black mirror meta world.

[Gavin]

You know what that reminds me of is this reel I saw yesterday which made me laugh. I needed some help over here. Have. You should do this.

[Hunter]

That's okay.

[Gavin]

I'll give you my Ray Ban glasses.

[Jake]

Record it. Excuse me. Excuse me.

[CJ]

My friend just thought you were beautiful.

[Gavin]

He wanted to see if he can get your number.

[CJ]

We tried. He was talking so good about you.

[Gavin]

I was just like, well, I'll help you out.

[CJ]

It's okay, Derek.

[Gavin]

Better luck next time.

[CJ]

Derek.

[Gavin]

Dude, that's so funny. I think we should do that. That's funny.

[Dalton]

And get like fired. That woman just reports him. He's working at Walmart. He gets all jammed up.

[Gavin]

I don't know, I thought that one was pretty funny.

[Ben]

Have you guys played. Oh, have you guys played the new sliders game?

[Evan]

No, I haven't.

[Dalton]

Man, does that piss a guy off. Is it so physically or. It's fun, whatever you want.

[Ben]

But it's hard because you. You have like controls for being let, like right side over, left side over. You have controls for your skis, you have controls for your leaning. And when you're leaning and boondocking, you have to turn your skis that way, you know, opposite left. And then when you're on like flat ground, you have to turn your skis normal. It's pretty hard, but it's like super fun. The maps are big. It's very realistic. I think you'd like it.

[Jake]

There's giant communities, like if you on Facebook, there's like hidden parts of the map you can find and they're like, like take parts of like real life terrain and they're like, hey, if you guys have ever been here in real life, it's in the map. Go to like E3 in the top right corner or something, which is you.

[Ben]

Have to like navigate around kind of like in real life. Like you don't to get drive, you can't just get to a spot. You got to work.

[Dalton]

Well, once you get somewhere, you can drop a pin and then at any point you can teleport to your pins. But until you get a pin there, you can't so. And I struggle to. To go anywhere I want.

[Ben]

Exactly.

[Dalton]

Extremely different.

[Ben]

It's like real life as in like you can't just get on a sled and go somewhere. Like you gotta work harder.

[Dalton]

It's harder than riding a real snow.

[Evan]

I'm glad that they made it that way because if it was like, you know, freaking easy video game that took no actual like motor function.

[Jake]

Just hold it wide open.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Just drive everywhere. It wouldn't really be that fun. But dude, I as a kid, I would have logged 10,000 hours in that game already. Like.

[Ben]

Oh, and the maps are huge. I played one map for like two.

[Evan]

Hours and I'm buying an Xbox tonight. I'm gonna go play it tonight.

[Ben]

I've decided I think you should try Ryan.

[Evan]

I think I'm gonna do it. I've been wanting to buy an Xbox for a while, but I'm like, Summer's coming. I'm not gonna use it in July. But like I'm. I'm doing it just a couple dudes.

[Jake]

Yeah, but it's like. It's basically like a. No different than racing simulator but for snowmobiles, like just realistic or whatever.

[Evan]

I really want to get a racing.

[Dalton]

All the real sleds.

[Jake]

Speaking of which, I got a real PC finally and I hooked my VR headset to downloaded your guys's shop and my car. And I've been logging some hours at your.

[Gavin]

Really?

[Jake]

Yeah. It is awesome.

[Evan]

Our shop is a map.

[Ben]

You guys didn't hear about that in Corsa or which game?

[Jake]

Yeah, a set of Corsa. You just got to download like the mods and then like there's moderators who can build stuff and like this guy I met, he's like. He built your guys's track and my car and like he chair I'm pulling it up.

[Evan]

Did he use the specs of.

[Jake]

Yeah, like literally you guys driving it feels like you're there.

[Dalton]

So this is a drone.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Even got the sod field.

[Gavin]

Wait, is that Real or is that fake?

[Jake]

No, this is the game.

[Gavin]

What?

[Ben]

Very impressive that CJ just asked that, because that's how real.

[Evan]

Oh, look, you're driving in the grass there. Just like real life.

[Gavin]

Now I see.

[Ben]

It looks so real.

[Evan]

Dude, I have filmed from this.

[Gavin]

This exact spot.

[Ben]

Like, you're in the tree filming right now.

[CJ]

Holy corner looks great.

[Gavin]

Yo. That is sick, actually.

[Evan]

Oh, they put the bank the merch, you guys.

[Jake]

Now this is, like, phase one. Yeah, they have it. So, like, the guy wants to. I had to ask you guys about this. He wants to come out to your shop and, like, take pictures of everything and, like, in the buildings. So you can, like, drive your car in the building. And, like, he wants to. To build it to a replica T. Like, you can almost go all the way to the cormorant store.

[Evan]

Really?

[Gavin]

What?

[Jake]

And then. Oh, my. Yeah, like, I just hopped on the road. That's when you pull up just.

[Gavin]

And there's people eating and everyone starts cheering.

[Evan]

Dude, it actually would be cool, like, because you could put your shop on it, which isn't that far away. Do turf.

[Jake]

You guys, I never even thought of this. If he replicates Zorbas, we could come up with some, like, 150 miles per hour entry from somewhere and perfectly land at the parking lot. Like, I've practiced.

[Gavin]

That'll be so safe.

[Jake]

2, 000 times, you know, I pull the E brake at Corm run in, and I just finally roll up the Zorbas.

[Gavin]

It's that real?

[Jake]

No, it's like, it's legit. Like, it. Especially with the VR headset on. Like, you get set up in the car. He's got the inside of the Mustang looking identical.

[Gavin]

You have to pay for this map.

[Jake]

No, this.

[Gavin]

It's all free.

[Jake]

He just sent me the files.

[CJ]

And then you install them.

[Gavin]

So, dude, honestly, I'd be down for that guy to come out and take pics of inside the shop and, like, the track and just get everything dialed to a T. Like, I think that'd be so sick. And then it could be awesome. And then, like, I don't know, can you sell the map or.

[Jake]

I'm sure there's a way to set it up like that. I don't know that much about the game, but I'm pretty sure you can sell anything.

[Gavin]

We need to get an actual racing sim, like, a good one here, just so that way we can. If we're gonna have a freaking. Our own map, like, we should probably.

[Dalton]

If we're gonna get one, we kind of gotta just get two so we can go head to head on it.

[Jake]

Yeah, that was the other cool thing. So he's like.

[CJ]

Like, he.

[Jake]

He sent it to me, I started playing it, and he's like, all right, like, click on my link or whatever. All of a sudden, there's, like, four other guys drifting around. I'm like, oh, I'm, like, mobbing with the crew here now.

[Gavin]

So those guys that play this in the video game, do they drift in real life as well?

[Jake]

Yeah, yeah, so.

[Gavin]

Or are they just like.

[CJ]

Yeah, I'm sure it's both.

[Jake]

I'm sure. Yeah, it definitely has both. But, like, this guy, he also has, like, a Mustang or whatever, and he's like, you know, he's working on this.

[Gavin]

So, you know, he's breaking it loose.

[Dalton]

Of course he's working.

[Evan]

That's so cool. Yeah, I mean, I frick. Try buy an Xbox or a sim. We gotta buy a SIM for the company. Like, cleats, podium, one thing, dude. I mean, obviously he's training for a NASCAR race in it, but that SIM is so sick. It's probably only like 60 grand, too.

[Jake]

Yeah, My steering wheel is trash. And I'm like, look, I want to get, like, a better steering wheel with better, like, feedback and stuff. And like, dude, the sim world, you can literally, they can cost more than the car itself.

[Evan]

I mean, you know, if the driving physics are real, if you don't, like, we're lucky enough to have a track, a lot of people can't go to the track on the weekend or during the week. So then, you know, like, it's practice for the. For the real world.

[Jake]

Dude, I think Brad De Birde's got a sim. I'm pretty sure it was on his story. Like, the seat, crazy one. You hit it wide open, that thing's going back. You hit the brakes, the seat's going forward. You're drifting. It turns.

[Gavin]

Dude, they're not that much money. This one's 700 bucks. I'm sure it's not that good, but.

[Dalton]

It looks pretty legit.

[Evan]

It might literally.

[Dalton]

It.

[Evan]

It's just the stand.

[Jake]

It's not the seat, the steering wheel. It's just the stand itself. Oh, it's just the metal.

[Gavin]

Never mind.

[Dalton]

What do you think you gotta have into a proper one?

[Jake]

Like, I have a thousand bucks into mine, and it's junk.

[Evan]

Yours freaking breaks every time you're driving.

[Dalton]

So, like, 10 grand?

[Jake]

Honestly, I would say, yeah. Five grand.

[Ben]

Built PC, really nice.

[Jake]

Let's say you got to buy the computer, like, the SIM itself.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Jake]

You're maybe Spending five grand. But now you need a computer that can handle the sim.

[Dalton]

Like, you have, like, a. It's like a real car seat. Like a real handbrake. Like, all those are real car parts, right?

[Jake]

Oh, they are, but they're built to plug into a computer.

[Dalton]

Well, right, but, like, your steering wheel, is that not a real.

[Jake]

Nope. I. I use, like, the PlayStation.

[Evan]

You have, like, a Logitech.

[Jake]

Yeah, I have a lot.

[Evan]

Pretty. Yeah.

[Dalton]

I thought you, like, actually locked.

[Gavin]

It'd be nice just to get one that's just like, a full package. It's got the screen.

[Ben]

I'm just gonna put it out there like, you know, the new. There's the Drift hq and now there's their subsidiary company called Sim hq. And I would love some help from them because they're. That's their whole shtick is helping people curate what kind of sim they get.

[Jake]

That there are turnkey setups out there. Like, there's guys that'll do PC monitors or VR, whatever you want to do. And honestly, I would Recommend Monitors like VR. I get, like, dizzy.

[Gavin]

Just.

[Evan]

The steering thing is 640. Then you put a wheel on it. Like, I don't even pedal.

[Ben]

It can get expensive, dude.

[Jake]

There's some, like, Andrew's sim. Like, he's got an actual, like, legit one. If you crash and your hands in the wheel, it'll break your wrist.

[Gavin]

Yeah, yeah, that's Strads Was.

[Dalton]

That just seems dangerous.

[Gavin]

Who's trying to get hurt playing a video game?

[Jake]

Broke my wrist.

[Gavin]

The worst way to tell anyone you got hurt. Yeah, I was playing a video game.

[Evan]

I mean, I didn't pick anything out here, but I didn't pick the cheapest of anything, but I didn't pick the most expensive. And it's two grand for the steering wheel spinner, the steering wheel, the pedals, the shifter, and the handbrake. So, I mean, you put a nice computer on it and then a setup. I mean, for the shop. It's cheaper than our pinball machine, which doesn't work right now.

[Ben]

True. I'm just not trying to get anything shitty. It doesn't have to have all that. That just, to me, seems like something that could go wrong. You got to call your sim, you know? Like, you're. You're like, we'd have to call a guy to come repair the pinball machine. I don't want to have to do that.

[Dalton]

But we should get it fixed, though, right?

[Evan]

I've been trying to. Like, I posted a couple times, like.

[Jake]

Who knows Pinball machines playing so much at night.

[Evan]

We'll get that thing going again.

[Ben]

All right, I have a video to show you guys. I don't know if this will be allowed, so we'll. We'll just do it quick. But I have a. Just prefacing that.

[Dalton]

But I have turned the volume off.

[Ben]

I have a video to show you guys. You need the volume, then it won't be allowed. Well, I mean, it's not copy.

[Evan]

Might be loud if the volume's up loud.

[Ben]

Oh, Jake, you're gonna get a kick out of this. Everyone will.

[Jake]

There's a crazy video of the ATF going to a house. And the ATF is like, hey, you know you bought some guns.

[Ben]

Is.

[Jake]

We need to see if you still have them because the straw purchase a complete violation of your second amendment, your fourth amendment and just. Just, you know, basic common sense and humanity. Here's where the ATF agents, they go to one dude's house and the dude goes, oh, yeah, I'm going to go get it. Hold on a sec. Closes the door, calls the cops. He goes, there's somebody out here pretending to be a cop who wants to see my guns. And that's how you get this confrontation right here.

[CJ]

Hey, turn around, let me see your hands. Turn around, let me see your hands.

[Gavin]

Okay. Let me see your hands.

[CJ]

I need to see some id. Get on the ground. Get on the ground now. Get on the ground is your deal. Get on the ground now. I'm a federal agent. 9, 1, 7, 1, 10, 3. I'm a federal agent. Get on the ground so I can find out who you are. It ain't happening.

[Jake]

This how you get shot.

[Gavin]

I got my.

[CJ]

Do not reach for your waist. Keep your hands up.

[Jake]

Why would I have an ole.

[CJ]

Get your hands up. Get on the ground now. You are the one making a mistake.

[Jake]

I get all the crap. I'm a federal agent. If that got you off, have a cigarette. Get ready for round two, because it gets way better.

[CJ]

Do not resist. I'm not resisting. You're acting like a. No, wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a sec. No, don't do this. Wait a second. I got a medical condition. Get my license out of my pocket. We're getting you secured first. Wait, wait, wait. No, no. Hold on, hold on.

[Jake]

I'm hyperventilating. I can't breathe.

[CJ]

I'm not. Stop resisting. Please get my ID out of my left pocket.

[Gavin]

Stop.

[CJ]

My. My wife's.

[Jake]

Please. My wife's pregnant.

[CJ]

Where did that come from?

[Jake]

Sir, please.

[CJ]

Yo, get your taser out.

[Dalton]

My Taser.

[CJ]

Taser. Get your taser out. Get the.

[Jake]

Don't taste me.

[CJ]

Oh my gosh, dude, that is hilarious.

[Jake]

Dude, that is honestly great. Like, that could not have been good.

[Evan]

For Buddy if he actually was a federal agent and two cops took him down.

[Gavin]

Well, why didn't the guy just comply?

[Ben]

It's what basically everyone in the comments said that they're like, he should know better than anyone. Complied, like, everything would have been just fine.

[Jake]

What a solid ploy on that other guy. Probably just sitting out.

[Gavin]

Imagine watching that.

[Jake]

Got him. Holy. Well, good.

[Evan]

Good stuff, fellas.

[Jake]

Thanks for having me, boys.

[Ben]

Thanks for coming here, bro. Well, thank you guys for listening as always. We'll be back next week with another one. Subscribe if you haven't and let us know if you can get us hooked up on a drift sim, please. Peace.

[CJ]

Peace. Later.

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