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Ben
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Chris
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Dalton
Your future brother in laws, I genuinely think look at you differently. I think they're like, oh, Ben is crazy.
Evan
These guys were gambling so good that it literally could have been streamed.
Chris
What was born from this trip is CJ's new alter ego, Bobby.
Dalton
Bobby.
Chris
I watched him and his new wife hop on this three wheeler. I literally saw his wife go, ew. What is this?
Ben
The wedding certificate. I signed it and then I lost it.
Dalton
And we're live, boys. How we doing?
Ken
We're live.
Dalton
Yeah.
Chris
We're back, dude. We are. We're back.
Ben
Some of us are doing better.
Chris
Yeah. I don't know if I'd say we're
Ben
alive, partially alive, not quite thriving, but we're.
Ken
We're getting back there.
Gavin
We have returned from Ben's bachelor party.
Dalton
Did it big?
Chris
Big.
Dalton
Fat. Huge.
Harrison
Rather large.
Ben
I don't think we could have done any bigger.
Chris
Yeah, I don't think we possibly could have done any bigger. If you guys have seen the movie the Hangover, when they go to Vegas and they celebrate a bachelor party, it was. It was about that big.
Harrison
The only thing we didn't do is
Dalton
find a baby or a tiger, but other than that.
Chris
Yeah, but I think other things. Other things happened that were like, equivalent to it. Yeah, the tiger would have been sick. That was actually maybe the one thing that we're missing.
Dalton
I guess there was so much.
Ben
They wanted to bring a snake into your room.
Ken
They wanted $7,500.
Evan
What?
Ken
For 30 minutes?
Dalton
Actually, there was.
Ben
I wanted to wake you up with a snake.
Chris
Oh, my God. I would have lost my mind. Yeah, they.
Ben
But for 7,500, I said, we're not doing that.
Harrison
Yeah, well, that's good. You probably could have Tricked Ben into paying for it and be like, he'll get it out of here right now for 7,500 bucks.
Chris
Oh, shit. That's a good point. Damn. That's a good point.
Harrison
Shit, Jack. Paper towels. My soda was frozen, and now it's frothing.
Dalton
Oh, my gosh.
Gavin
How do you end up with a frozen soda?
Harrison
It was warm, and then I put it in the freezer, and I didn't think that it was fully frozen.
Dalton
That'll do it. No, there actually was, now that I remember, a white tiger at the club. You know, the bottle girls come out with, like, signs, and they brought it to a whole nother level at.
Ben
Is that.
Dalton
Was that at Omnia? Yeah, they're, like, rolling out a. Like, I don't plaster. Fiberglass white T. Like, that's crazy.
Chris
Wow.
Evan
What is?
Dalton
Little spectacle. And then, like, half an hour later, the girl comes out on a full size unicorn.
Gavin
Unicorn.
Dalton
A unicorn. I mean, it was you.
Gavin
It was rolling.
Dalton
It wasn't alive or anything, but, yeah, it was pretty.
Ben
Oh, yeah, Ryan, you missed all that, so. Oh, that was. Where do we want to start? Where do we want to start?
Chris
Yeah, where do we want to start?
Ben
I mean, we land down in Las Vegas.
Harrison
Ryan was feeling good.
Ben
Ryan's feeling good. We never really ever ride on private jets. It's like a very special occasion. And for some reason, I mean, not even for some reason, Mike set the precedent that you ride on a private jet for your bash. You're only getting married once, so that's when we find it worth splurging for that. Otherwise, we're sitting in the back of a plane next to the toilet, and,
Chris
yeah, we're saving money for the rest of the year.
Ben
Yeah. But anyways, so we're drinking on the plane, we're having fun. We land down, we go straight to the golf course. Ryan is not much of a golfer.
Gavin
No, that would almost be an overstatement.
Chris
Yeah.
Ben
So he was mostly just golf carting and drinking.
Gavin
Correct.
Ben
Which is. You can do that on the golf.
Harrison
I'd like to give a quick shout out to Ken, though. Did he not par the first hole, which is very impressive.
Ken
I par forward on the. On hole number one.
Ben
It was. I. I couldn't believe it. I got golf more. What were you thinking when you pard the first hole, Ken?
Ken
I thought, it's only downhill from here, and it was only downhill from there.
Gavin
Well, you know what they say. Just believe in yourself. Or believe in one other thing to preface.
Dalton
Like, you know, we had, like, nine of us on the jet. And then we met up with like part of the other crew. And then the other part of the crew met. And then the other part of the crew came and like, we just kept.
Chris
It was a big crew.
Gavin
How many people?
Chris
I think 23, right, Chris?
Dalton
We had 23.
Ben
Yeah.
Chris
It was a huge. Yeah. So I had like obviously all the Sea Boys, then I have my high school friends and then I had my brother, my brother in laws. So I had so many different friend groups all together at once. 22 guys. We were rolling, we were rolling deep. We land, we go to the golf course. And at this point, Ryan is ham bone. He. So like going into this, right, I have a couple friends that are just like loose cannons. One of them is sitting on the podcast with us in a bright yellow shirt. And. And then I have several other ones that I was like, oh, these guys are going to be a liability. Like, we're going to Vegas. We're all going to be like partying for pretty much three days straight. These guys are going to be a liability. They weren't. It was the guys that you were least expecting, like Ryan for getting blackout on the first. For like the first three hours.
Ben
First day, dude, he was hammered. I just remember Ryan came by me and ran into my golf cart and then just goes. Just goes and keeps going, keeps going. And that's why I like, stop.
Chris
Like, okay, the rest, dude must be hammered. Hit it like a hard sideswipe.
Dalton
Yeah.
Chris
Not just like bumped into it, but like full speed.
Ben
Like, I saw you coming. I was like, what is he gonna ram me? Turn last second for. For our partner was there too, and she was just like the wreck.
Dalton
The recipe for our reckless golfing is very minimal golf and a lot of savagery and cart driving. And that's what you were doing.
Gavin
Well, it was hot out.
Harrison
No, no, it was way too hot out.
Gavin
It was hot out. So I was trying to stay hydrated and maybe transfusions aren't that hydrating and they couldn't that amongst the rest of the sun in the heat and not knowing or caring about golf. And it's hard too, because we. There was 25 people there. So like, I'm on hold two and you guys are on hole nine. So I just. I budgeted for nine holes of golf, my drinking and then, then we hit the back nine and I was like,
Ben
you didn't hit the back nine, buddy.
Chris
I don't. You touched the back.
Ben
You barely even went through three holes. You just started driving around at that point.
Chris
And then we did.
Ben
We had to move the challenge up to hole nine because we knew that there's no way everyone's gonna make it, and that's why you had to jump into the pond.
Harrison
Did Ken's ball ever come down from that tree, or did you have to take a drop?
Ken
No, I. I took a drop, basically, at the tree.
Chris
Dude, I've never seen that was top of a pump.
Harrison
It's a palm tree.
Chris
Yeah, he lasered it. He lasered it to the. The top of a palm tree, and it never came down.
Ben
I do think this might be your year for golf, Ken. I mean, the fact that you're starting to play the way you are.
Ken
Hey, it's my year, finally.
Ben
Hey, to get a ball. To get a ball stuck in a tree like that, that far away, that high up, means you had to make pretty decent contact with it, and that's. That's good for you.
Ken
I either made really good contact or I made zero contact at all. So that was just kind of my. My sprint.
Harrison
Just call it a practice swing then.
Chris
Yeah. So we had everyone together on one hole on the par three. We had 18 guys tee off at one time. And this was a nice golf course, like a super nice golf course. But the reason I think they let us do it is our buddy Chris, that was kind of like the plug all over Vegas, Flipped a couple hundos to the guy at the. At the start.
Ben
Really so stiff. They were so stiff. And then Chris walks up to the golf warden guy and just like, hey, here's for the trouble. Sorry about, you know, all this. Gives him, like, 200 bucks. I was like, oh, no, no, you shouldn't have. His whole tone change right there. We could do whatever the we wanted out there.
Harrison
No reason we.
Ben
On one green.
Chris
It was unbelievable. On one green.
Ben
People around us, they didn't even look
Chris
at us speed up.
Ben
They didn't tell us not to do it. They just told the other people who were there golfing, like, hey, go around them. Go to skip this hole. Skip.
Chris
They skip the hole.
Ben
The hole. They said you can come back and play this.
Gavin
This is fun. This is my first time hearing, so I'm.
Harrison
This is crazy. Yeah.
Chris
But, dude, I mean, if that doesn't just show, like. I mean, that's the most Vegas thing that is the definition of Vegas is flip a couple hundred bucks in whichever direction you want to go, and you'll automatically go that way.
Gavin
Get in.
Chris
It's crazy. Yeah. What money can do there. I mean, that's what it's all funded off of. But 200 bucks to completely disrupt the entire golf course. Seemed a little cheap.
Dalton
There's a lot of things that we
Evan
did where people are more holy.
Chris
Yeah.
Ben
That's all in one green. That's a par three. We got Ryan's there.
Harrison
Look at Spinny's stance.
Chris
And they tried telling us that Spenny couldn't wear a crop top.
Gavin
It does look like gravity is starting to affect me.
Ben
Yeah, you're starting to slump your club pretty hard.
Dalton
Yeah.
Chris
We make this bet on one hole. The winner gets all the money in the pot. It was like two grand or something. And then I put money in. The loser had to. Had to jump in a fountain of our choice at any point in the entire weekend. And so I won. I think I tied with you, right?
Harrison
Me and you tied in your other buddy. I don't know if we can say his name.
Chris
Yeah, he who shall not be Named. Like, I wasn't there, you guys. Like, please just don't mention I was with you guys.
Harrison
Yeah.
Chris
Ryan ended up losing, and so he had to jump in a fountain of our choice at some point during the weekend. And we chose that moment to be at the end of the trip into the Caesars fountain.
Harrison
Do you remember being upset that we, like, didn't let you jump in the pond?
Ben
Yeah, I knew it was gonna jump in the pond and just get over.
Gavin
I wanted to get it over with because I knew it wouldn't get any easier throughout the weekend. But I'm. I'm glad.
Ben
I think you guys are smart.
Dalton
Any less drunk moment, right?
Chris
Yeah.
Ben
My favorite part, though. So then we go back and, like, we got this dinner plan. We're gonna, you know, gamble all this. Ryan's so cooked. The dude just goes to bed, right? And, like, you were one of the two people that were, like, a big advocate of, like, we need to dress up. We're gonna go to the club. We're gonna all, like, everyone dress up.
Gavin
Everyone dress up.
Ben
And, like, we're all like, ah, fine. I guess.
Chris
All right.
Ben
This will be the one night we dress up, and then you don't even make it out. We went to a nice ass dinner. We go to the club. Like, you love doing that. And it was a pretty legendary night,
Gavin
I hate to say.
Ben
Yeah, you were just sleeping like a baby. I mean, we went and woke you up. I thought you were gonna be up after we dumped all that water. You still went to bed. That was crazy.
Gavin
So you guys came in later. What time was it at when you dumped water on me? Was that after dinner?
Chris
Bro, we Don't. Yeah, those water, it was insane.
Ken
Nine o'. Clock.
Chris
Look at this group photo we got of the whole squad.
Gavin
That is actually the one thing that I'm. I'm.
Ben
Right before we went to dump water on you.
Gavin
Really, really bummed I'm not in this picture. Can we AI me into this picture?
Chris
No, I think it's funnier that you're not Ryan, because it's like, where was Ryan? Oh, he got way too drunk. And then eight minutes after taking this photo, we went and dumped 14 gallons of water on him.
Ben
There's a lot of water. It was ever dry.
Gavin
No, it still smelled like wet dog in there.
Harrison
Okay, look, that's the wet dog right there.
Dalton
Ryan, that is not how I remember you looking. You look incredible. You look incredible.
Chris
We got like this penthouse and so
Ben
insane room is a two story room, two story penthouse. There's only four bedrooms in there though.
Chris
Yeah.
Dalton
The second story was literally nothing. I was kind of confused.
Ben
Yeah, it was just a flex. I was surprised that at how expensive that room was and how big it was that it really only slept like five people.
Gavin
Yeah, it was kind of whack.
Chris
Yeah, it was pretty bizarre. So we, we sneak the entire crew in and we grab every single garbage can in the entire penthouse and then we filled them all up and then we snuck into Ryan's bedroom, flip the lights on.
Gavin
Right before this, I'm like, you know, kind of. You don't really sleep that good sometimes when you're now extremely hungover. Because it had been five hours after that, all I hear.
Chris
Was everyone telling each other to shut up.
Gavin
Yeah, exactly. That's all it was. I just hear 15 people telling each other to shut up and I go, well, I know they're not telling each other to be quiet so you could sleep. So I could sleep. And then I, I kind of like forgot about it. And then was waterboarded.
Ben
That was enough water. I was dang near.
Chris
Yeah, dude, I got drenched. I was drenched head to toe by just being next to you in the room getting drenched.
Gavin
And we see that's the problem was, is as you guys woke me up, I was like, all right, I'm going to get up and I'm going to go. I stood in the shower and was like, there's absolutely no way my head is going to explode. I need to go back to bed.
Chris
Really? You were already hungover?
Gavin
Yeah, it was like six hours after.
Harrison
You know how I do over.
Gavin
I know, but I just, I was like, I don't think I can do it. So What I'm going to do is just sleep until twin sick goes on at presumably one o'. Clock. And so I sleep, like, for a couple more hours, another, like, five hours of sleep. Wake up at 1:00 o', clock, get back in the shower, do all my stuff, put on my pants, like, I'm ready to go. And I go to my suitcase and I grab my shirt and my entire suitcase has water in it.
Chris
Oh, my God.
Gavin
And I go, this. I climbed back in Ken's bed and went to bed.
Chris
Oh, you slept again.
Ben
I'm sorry, dude.
Gavin
No, it was still pretty funny. I honestly was happy because I went, oh, well, at least the guys had a good laugh. Like, that made.
Chris
Oh, we did. And so, like, we do this all the time, right? We're constantly messing with each other and just, like, taking things to, like, the extreme where it's pretty rare. Do we do something and then afterwards go, that was crazy. But, like, more than half of the crew doesn't do this every day where they're like, that was insane.
Ben
And so they're like, we already forgot about it. We're like, what? What? What happened?
Chris
Like, so there was. There's so many moments throughout the trip that they were just, like, elevated because it was like, through a different perspective
Ben
of, yeah, do this kind of stuff. And we did a lot of stuff. Like, well, I'm glad they had such a good time and they got to kind of see what it's like, you know, like, it does make it more fun when you have someone else who, like, doesn't get to, like, do this kind of stuff. But, yeah, one of them was like, I kind of feel bad for Ryan. Like, do you think he's going to be mad? And I was like, what? No, he's gonna be happy. You kidding me? That just made a great part of the video. And then the first thing I see Ryan in the morning, he's like, dude, I'm so glad you guys dumped that water on me. That was. That's gonna be awesome.
Chris
On the video, he couldn't still be a part of the night without being a part of the night.
Gavin
I felt included.
Ben
Yeah. Yeah.
Chris
I didn't have to do. And I still got to be a part of it.
Ben
Like. Like, when something like that happens, you're like, I didn't get hurt. I helped make a funny moment that a lot of people are gonna laugh at and enjoy.
Gavin
And I made all my boys.
Ben
You're happy?
Gavin
Yeah, I was. I was happy. And so after that, you guys went to Twin Sec and there was just Unicorns and tigers and stuff.
Ben
Yeah, we were up on stage with them, Ben and I, and Ben's sister's husband.
Gavin
There's no way you were a good dj.
Chris
Well, okay, we'll get this, dude. So we get up on stage, we take a couple shots, and then really
Ben
well on stage, and he had the headphones.
Chris
And then Alex takes his headphones off and he puts them on me. And first of all, the DJs headphones
Ben
gotta be so loud.
Chris
Are so loud. Really, dude, it like blew my eardrums and I had them on for 10 second. So he puts the headphones on me and then he points down at one of the knobs, right? And I'm like, oh, my God, this is my moment right now. I point back and he's like, nods and I put my hand on it. And then he, like, starts doing this, like, telling me to, like, turn it down. And so I like, turn it down. And then I flip it all the way and he goes. He grabs it. He flips it back up, he flips it back up. And then he goes to doing his thing. And then I just go, yeah, that was probably enough. I take them off, I give them back to him. I go, I think I. I damn near so many people.
Gavin
Damn, dude, look at that.
Dalton
Yeah, they are so good.
Ben
They are such good DJs.
Dalton
Like, it's insane how they're already huge,
Ben
but I truly think they're going to be, like, really big. There's Gavin and his wife. This was when they met.
Gavin
That's when he met his wife.
Ben
All right, so Gavin met his wife at Twin Sick.
Chris
So let me. Let me explain this.
Ben
Well, she wasn't his wife there. His girl at the time.
Chris
So, right, we go into Twin Sick. Our buddy Chris shows up, and he lives out in Vegas, and he brought, like, his girl with him, and then this girl brought her friend. So they all come up the elevator. Chris and these two girls come up the elevator together. And, you know, we're dapping up Chris and he introduces, like, his girl to us. And then next thing I know, I look over and shred 80s already, like, cuddling up with this girl. I was like, oh, wow, they must know each other in love. They must know each other immediately. Immediately. Ryan, you wouldn't believe it. I was like. I was like, how the did shred 80 prank?
Harrison
Like, this was, like, coordinated. Like, there's no way with shred 80 pulled this off that quick. I know he's a quick shooter, but,
Chris
dude, it was crazy. And first thing, I go, I go oh, Chris, does your, your girl's friend like already know Shreds? And he was like, no, they just met and I swear to God I hear her go, wow, you are such a man. And like feeling him up, you know, he's just like built like a brick houses circus. And she's like, you are such a man.
Ben
They don't build them like they used to, huh?
Chris
And so they're like cuddling in every which way of like holding each other throughout the night of like he's. She's dancing in front of him and then she's turned around and they're dancing together and like kissing and then he's dancing in front of her and she's holding him.
Ben
You would think like a real relationship, like so in love. Like I've never seen so much just like passion the whole time that basically from that moment through the whole weekend, whenever I saw Gavin, he had her with him and he was just holding. They were holding each other in some way, shape or form. And then about every minute they go kiss each other. Dude, they were just so in love.
Harrison
10,000 kisses. I bet they were in love.
Ben
And I mean, it's a beautiful thing to see.
Dalton
We couldn't believe it. And yeah, they had just met. They were taking up so much real estate in the booth because they were whirlwinding around each other and we're like, this is, you know, good for Shreds.
Evan
Good for Shreds.
Dalton
And then it was the next morning.
Harrison
Well, speaking.
Dalton
Still there.
Harrison
Well, speaking of beautiful things to see, a not so beautiful thing to see when I walk into my room at 5am Is those two having a nice cuddle.
Chris
Oh, in your room?
Harrison
Yeah.
Chris
You were staying with Shreds?
Harrison
Well, for about 30 seconds. There was a lot of screaming and they left and Shreds was like never in the room again.
Dalton
Oh, really?
Harrison
Well, I just came in, turned the TV on. I think they thought I was gonna leave. I was like, this is, this is my room. I turned on Forensic Files and just sat down like. Like I ain't going nowhere.
Dalton
They probably were confused. Cuz you got back so early.
Harrison
Well, no, me and Shreds were. Yeah, staying together. Then they got to her room, huh? Yeah.
Chris
Well, anyways.
Ben
Yeah. And then on top of that, Jake got so freaking hammered at the club. Dude, that guy was so drunk. Mr. Taco, he's wearing all his to cova's stuff. He looked like a concrete cowboy. And then he just falls off the booth, hits the table, knocks the all the ice over all the glasses Broken. Then he falls backwards, hits this other girl who, like, had heels on and was dancing on, like, the table behind us. She falls. She looked like a baby deer in the road. Like, her legs were like this. She had these high heels. Couldn't get up.
Harrison
And, like.
Ben
And then, like, dude. And then the security comes over, and since we were getting, like, this special treatment, Jake is to stay. And they booted that girl out.
Chris
No.
Ben
They're just like, yeah, she's too drunk. And she didn't.
Chris
She wasn't.
Ben
She wasn't. She just got ran into by Jake.
Chris
And then. Yeah.
Dalton
Dang, dude.
Ben
I didn't see it, but this is what Mark told me. And Mark was like, yeah. I thought about stepping in something like, hey, it was his fault, but I didn't really know what to do.
Gavin
And Mark knew he'd have to take care of Jake then.
Ben
Dude. But then the security guard kept coming up to me. We, like, a security guard for our booth just kept coming up to me and was like, yo, you got to keep an eye on this guy. And it's just Jake Sherbert, and he's just, like, waving around his cowboy suit.
Dalton
My favorite part was when Jack went to the bathroom, and Jake ended up with a camera for a second.
Evan
And I looked over at him.
Dalton
He's got the camera just pointed straight, and he's, like, just filming. I'm like, what are you doing?
Gavin
Get B roll, Jack.
Chris
You. You gave the camera to Jake Sherbrooke, I think.
Dalton
Yeah. He either gave it to me or Jason. It ended up in Jake's hands.
Chris
But, dude, it's amazing that we ended the trip with all of our equipment.
Ben
I mean, the. We were bringing with us. We literally almost filmed, I'd say the whole thing.
Harrison
I lost a couple credit cards.
Chris
Oh. Oh.
Ben
Maybe for the best.
Chris
Yeah.
Ben
Yeah. So then basically, the next day, we hit the pool.
Chris
All that shreds is just like. It's just a new place for shreds to cuddle with his girl, dude.
Dalton
Well, I guess I. I still didn't expect him to show up with her. I wasn't like, what? What are you doing?
Chris
No, he showed up, and he was like a lost puppy dog. I would say he was just trying to buy the time. When he rolled into. Just to pass the time until she was there.
Harrison
He rolled back into my room with a little coffee and just a pep in his step. I've never seen that boy shine. The way he strolled in that door with her stars.
Ben
So, anyways, yeah, so then we're at the pool. Whatever we get a high stakes gambling room and influencer room. So park. MGM set up this whole room. They just did it. Like, we. I think we're one of, like, the first people to get to do this. But there's all these cameras. Because in the casino, you normally can't film. Well, you just can't film. That's actually the rule. And normally when we do, like, our high roulette spins that you've seen on the past, we, like, have to sneak a camera. And normally they catch us.
Gavin
And they, like, gotten bodied twice.
Ben
Yeah, they're trying to, like, hit it down and stuff. Stuff. Anyways, they set up a whole room with their own cameras and stuff so you don't have to bring yours. And they were super nice and let us, you know, do it. And we got to have the footage. But anyways, we all chip in on this roulette spin. I think we had like eight or nine grand down on it. And it hits on red. So we went berserk, man. We were just. We went crazy.
Chris
I mean, it was about as fun of a gambling moment as you can have of like, you're riding one color with your entire group.
Gavin
No, not the entire crew.
Chris
Yeah, I'll go black.
Ben
What the.
Gavin
I mean, it was funny, but I
Ben
was thinking, well, at least someone's going to win. When you did that, I was kind
Chris
of like, all right, well, there's always
Harrison
the chance for green.
Gavin
Oh, my God.
Chris
Holy. That would have sucked.
Ben
But, yeah, everyone goes absolutely nuts. But the best part was, like, having our. The crew that's normally not with us, they don't really do that kind of stuff. So when we're doing the spin, it was like the longest spin ever. I just looked.
Gavin
Oh, my God. Dude, he ripped that ball so hard.
Ben
Faces and like, everyone's there. So much excitement. And then it just hit and we went nuts.
Dalton
Yeah, I mean, I was up the whole weekend because of that one thing. And it just happened to be, like,
Chris
the best part of the gambling.
Ben
Favorite parts. The next favorite part, though, here's.
Gavin
Bro, we're just going insane.
Chris
Should have ran with the boys. That sucks money.
Evan
That's a kick in the nuts right there.
Gavin
Is this a good time to remind you that you owe me 200 bucks?
Ben
It was electric. It was.
Gavin
It was so fun because like you say, all the other guys that haven't took over, Man.
Ben
Jake, why does it look like a giant baby?
Harrison
It almost looks like he's missing a leg. Baby, where's this other leg?
Gavin
Holy shit.
Harrison
How I envision a. A child Being in the womb, he
Ben
looks so small here. Like you can't really tell if he's like 7 years old or.
Harrison
I think that position is called the fetus position.
Ben
Why does he look so little?
Dalton
This is at 7 in the morning after we went to bed at 4 and I forgot. I was so tired. Keep in mind, I'm sober. I was so tired, I forgot to turn all the lights off. The TV is still blaring. The blinds were wide open. And that's how he looked.
Gavin
Just on top of the sheets. He made it so close. Which that does remind me when I. When I got water dumped on me and then I had to sleep in Ken's bed. It's like a full size bed. And I kind of remember hearing him come stumbling in and bang into the wall a couple times. And I just see him look at the bed and go. He crawls in right next to me. Seeing you, it was nice of you to not just straight up kick me out.
Dalton
You got to love that very. Yeah, that moment between basically getting into your room and going to like, like Jake. At that moment, there was so much on his bed and he just goes asleep within two minutes.
Ken
I booked the room so nobody had to share bed. And then I had to share bed. And I was like, yeah, I mean,
Gavin
I don't blame you. I was sleeping in your.
Chris
Dude, I honestly, Ryan, I fully figured that you were gonna just sleep out on the. Out on one of the couches. So like when I came back in, I was like, where is everyone? Big ass penthouse. And just no one is there. No one's in there. I couldn't figure out coming up like the craziest high of like everything with like all the boys and then just coming back and be like, oh, this is kind of depressing.
Ben
Actually we had that other clip then that happened. I mean, another legendary clip. Not with Jake. Oh, at Bryce.
Dalton
Halls.
Ben
Evan and Jace Halls.
Harrison
We're fast forwarding here a little bit.
Dalton
Yeah, I can't.
Harrison
Day two. Well, technically day three now.
Ben
No, no, that was day two.
Gavin
Saturday.
Ben
That was day two. Our big, big. Our big win. Oh yeah, we headed.
Harrison
Dude, so much stuff happened.
Ben
My egg is scrambled so bad. Straight up. I felt so bad rolling up with. With 20 dudes to his house and
Harrison
it was the majority intoxicated.
Ben
Yeah, just everyone's hammered severely anyways, so. He was very welcoming though. He was just like, yo, what's up? Like, come on in. Like kind of runs us through his house, gives us like a quick tour, shows us his new Ferrari and then he's like, oh, yeah, check out the pool. I just had this put in. No one's been in there yet. Evan gets pushed in. He wasn't planning on going in. Just gets pushed in because Dalton was behind the camera and. And told Thane. He's like, yo, just, like, kind of hinted towards it. So he just gives you a baby push. You just.
Chris
Baby push.
Ben
It was a baby push, bro. Just a baby push. And because, like, you just were right on the edge. You fall in pool, and. And immediately after Evan falls and he turns around goes, whoever did that, I'm gonna up. And Thane literally looked like that Homer Simpson meme. He just going back into the bush. That's what you look like. Goes back into the bush. No one says anything. I didn't even see it. I just saw the footage back. And you get up and you just grab.
Harrison
Well, no, listen, listen. Jace was standing next to me, and he was like.
Ben
He was pretty.
Harrison
He heard what I said, and I maybe was looking at him, and you. He was like, getting active. And I get out of the pool, and you can see the video. Shred 80 goes, get him, get him, get him. And I'm like, oh, I'm gonna get him.
Chris
Shreds was telling you he didn't.
Harrison
Yeah, he didn't for sure say, like. Like, Jace did it. It just. Jace looked guilty, and I just hear shreds going, get him, get him.
Gavin
No, Jace is. What he did. He goes, don't look at me. And he just was the first one to speak. So you locked on him like a bull.
Chris
I will say this, though. I will say this. That was a crash out. Ev. That was a crash out.
Harrison
You're saying I shouldn't have thrown someone in the pool for pushing me in the pool?
Chris
Well, it was more so just like you. You get pushed in. It's like a little.
Ben
Nope, nope.
Chris
You're, like, only up to your, like, waist right away, right?
Ben
And then you had all his phone
Chris
turn around, sees Jace. He's. Evan's seeing red at this point, grabs Jace and, like, wwe throws him, but he's not big enough to, like, really manhandle him and get some distance on him. So Jace just cracks his back, lower
Ben
back up over the edge of the pool.
Chris
I was like, he's another dude who's like. Like.
Ben
Like, he's not supposed to have this happen to him.
Chris
Oh. So Jace's head and, like, like, top back is in the water, his lower back folding over the edge. And then his feet are up in
Ben
the air, and he Gets like, I didn't throw you in.
Dalton
And then it was like, kind of
Ben
awkward, like, I'm all wet now. This, that. And he's like, I am too. And then you guys had to wait outside for best most of the time.
Dalton
And. And I actually. When you threw Jason before he said that, I think a lot of us thought. I thought Jace pushed you. So then the whole sizzle down of you guys both seeing red at each other and then growing down because you got pushed in the pool. Didn't want to.
Harrison
I was.
Dalton
He got thrown in the pool. Didn't want to. So you guys ended up really.
Harrison
What I'm trying to say, like, I'm sorry, but, like, if you push me. Whoever pushed me in deserved to get thrown in. My bad. I made a mistake.
Ben
But.
Harrison
But I'm sorry, but not much we can do about it now.
Chris
So we're all. We're all like sitting in. In the house then watching like the UFC fight and like you just look over, out. Out the window at like the glass windows, and Evan and Jace are just soaking wet. Ryan wouldn't let them in the house, which is smart, honestly. They've been walking around.
Gavin
I walked over and like, started hanging out with the guys. I see Jay start making his way towards. Do I screw everything? Sorry, man. You can't come in. He's like standing right on the other side of the threshold, the door, like, dripping water on the floor. I'm like, bro, this is a nice house. You can't walk.
Harrison
So let me come in.
Chris
Let me explain it like this too. So Jace loves famous people. Like, he loves like the YouTubers and the Tick tockers. And I've been friends with Jason's. We were little kids, like, we grew up in like, elementary school together. And so we're on our way to Bryce Hall's. And I guess people don't know Bryce hall is like a famous Tick tocker. And the whole time Jason's like, dude,
Ben
I'm just like, so excited to meet Bryce Hall.
Chris
I can't wait. I already know exactly what I'm gonna say to him.
Ben
Like, lubricated.
Dalton
He was so excited.
Chris
I know what I'm gonna say.
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Chris
Hey, do I. And like, dude, I like, look up to you so much. And I'm like, whoa. Well, first of all, chill out, all right? Don't be doing that. And he's like, dude, dude, I know how to act around these people.
Ben
Like, I'm friends with you guys.
Chris
Like, I know how to act. And we're like, no, you don't. Chill out. And so we get there for two minutes.
Ben
First two minutes.
Chris
Jason's just like, waiting for his opportunity to go tell Bryce all how much he means to him.
Ben
And then he gets folded over the.
Chris
Into the pool.
Ben
And then he's like the wet dog that isn't allowed in the house. And we're like, jay, just stay out there.
Chris
You've done enough. And he's like, I didn't do anything, dude.
Dalton
Him pleading his case of straining his neck.
Harrison
Oh, my God.
Dalton
All while that. That. That was in the first four minutes of being there. And then you look over, like, Spenny and. And Dalton are full blown wrestling each other in the yard and you're like choking Dalton out.
Ben
And, yeah, you hurt Dalton's neck. And then Dalton just was like, well, he's like, dude, Spinny hurt my neck. Yeah.
Dalton
And then while you spend. He just goes, dude, I told you to tap. And you didn't.
Ben
That is.
Harrison
That's fair.
Ben
Yeah, he was like, walking around the house like, I think there's actually something
Evan
wrong with my neck.
Ben
He was just basically saying that, like,
Harrison
Spinny, I would say, shout out to Bryce and. And his girl for, like, being the greatest house. Like, we come in like, well, at least me and Jace and maybe a few others came in like a bushel of idiots. She took our clothes, put them in the dryer, hooked us up with some dry clothes.
Chris
Very great.
Ben
No, they were so welcoming for what it was from us.
Harrison
Good eggs, too.
Ben
I honestly, we were there for probably, what, an hour or two? And we were just like, yo, we. We got to get these guys out of here. Like, we're too up, up.
Chris
No, it was. It Was so not okay.
Ben
I was just like, we almost felt bad. We're like, yo, like, we got to get our crew out of here, cuz. Like, he's got him and his buddies, they're, like, betting pretty. Look at me hold the ufc so that he's like. He's like, this is not how I expected this to go when he.
Harrison
When he dumped the water out of his purse.
Ben
Dude, like, me too.
Harrison
All.
Evan
It's wet.
Chris
Whatever else is wet.
Ben
Look at the one who pushed Evan in. He's trying.
Harrison
I don't have a better way to
Chris
say it, but, like, me and Jace chirping Evan here.
Harrison
Me and Jace kind of made Thane our little. For the rest of the night. Do we say something like, thane, I need a beer. And he'd just go, find me a beer. Give me your vape. Mine's rude. Give me your vape.
Dalton
Funny.
Ben
He was trying to make it up.
Harrison
Yeah. Whatever I needed, he did. You want my shoes? You can have my shoes, Doc dog. You want my clothes?
Ben
Why does he.
Dalton
Why does he like these guys so much? He's doing anything for him. And you're like, oh, he owes us.
Harrison
But no, Thane's super cool, dude. What do you do?
Gavin
Freddie and his girl, they're classic.
Ben
They were just running around Bryce's house.
Chris
Oh, here's Jason.
Ben
Yeah, dude, Bryce's girlfriend got him new pose.
Gavin
He's still pissed off.
Ben
He's wearing, like, women's sweatpants, dude.
Chris
He's so bummed.
Ben
But, yeah, it was. It was pretty sweet. So basically, we get out of there. What do we do after that? We go to the club.
Ken
Well, before that, Ben, you were running around Bryce's house with a spray bottle. Spraying people.
Harrison
What kind of spray bottle?
Chris
Oh, thank God. It was just a spray bottle.
Ken
You broke it.
Chris
I was gonna say a champagne bottle or something.
Ben
No, it was. We.
Harrison
We got it.
Chris
Yeah, it was just water.
Ben
Just for the respect. And. And we'll run it back another time.
Chris
I think at some point after that, we wouldn't hit the. Hit the table some more. I won 10 grand.
Dalton
Oh, that was that moment, which is blurry.
Chris
I just remember giving Jack $10,000 and saying, do not give this back to me. Yeah, because otherwise I would have smart flushed it.
Harrison
I was trying to sneak it out of his pocket, but he. He had her keystered pretty good.
Chris
Thank you, Jack. Yeah, and then we went and went and ran another club that night. And then Omnia.
Gavin
They had pictures of you when we walked in. And then it was like, congrats, Ben.
Dalton
And it had pictures all over the screens, which was incredible. And then the 1 of 10 on
Chris
the jet Ski was my favorite.
Dalton
The best part was is that when the main dj, like Cedric Gervais went out, he just had his name. That's it. But when. When they went, congrats, Ben. It was like streaming pictures all over and flashing. Congrats, Ben.
Chris
Yeah, look at that. I was so, so.
Dalton
It was so crazy.
Ben
Yeah. I don't like the club, but I had a fun ass time. Both times we went when Twin Stick was playing and then also going here and just seeing all this crap.
Chris
Yeah. How did they get these pictures? Did you?
Ben
Well, Chris. Chris set it all up, dude. This was all Chris. He just was like, yo, send me like some pics. They're gonna put them up in the club. So shout out, Chris, Would you rather
Dalton
be Ryan too hungover to go to the club on Friday night, or Ken too good for the club club on Saturday night?
Harrison
You weren't there.
Dalton
Can you come into the club?
Ben
It's gonna pay for this night too.
Gavin
Yeah, he did. No, him and Johnny fan the promoters.
Ken
I just don't like shout out Vegas clubs. I. I think I'm over that part of my life.
Dalton
Wasn't even there.
Ben
You missed. You missed out big time, Ken. It was so fun as like a
Dalton
person who loves EDM and like actual raves. That was not worth your money if you want to actually go rave, but. But it's a great time.
Harrison
They let you smoke cigarettes right at the booth.
Ben
It was so fun.
Dalton
Yeah.
Chris
I looked over and Spenny had five cigarettes in his mouth at one time.
Dalton
Five barrel.
Ben
Yeah, dude. Benny rode that Harley and we gave him a cigarette. He's been kind of smoking ever since then. Just goes to show, don't pick up smoking kids.
Evan
Oh, dude.
Dalton
Also, speaking of, you know how like half the crew, like doesn't normally do this stuff. Your future brother in laws, I genuinely think look at you differently. Not worse, just differently. I think they're like, oh, Ben is crazy.
Ben
Well, they always knew you were crazy,
Dalton
but like, obviously they saw it. Like, again, not in a bad way,
Ben
but you took your dick out and
Chris
helicoptered that stuff like that.
Ben
They were like, this guy, I thought
Harrison
you were gonna take off and fly away. You were going so quick.
Ben
Yeah, it was wild.
Chris
Why, did they say something?
Dalton
No, no. I could just see the way they looked at you. Like, this is crazy. Like in so many moments, just everything
Ben
we did that the whole weekend was crazy.
Gavin
That was my favorite part of going Omnia was He who shall not be named, standing there 100 sober, watching the chandelier job going holy. And he'd go over and he'd just had me go, what the.
Chris
Yeah, he was pretty fired up on the chandelier drop.
Gavin
It was cool. It's just so cool.
Chris
Yeah. The next morning I was like, what'd you think of that? And he was like, dude, that chandelier was crazy.
Gavin
Then we woke up Sunday, everybody was real slow. Went to topgolf golf. Topgolf was great.
Chris
The boys were actually moving. Quite possibly the slowest I've ever seen.
Harrison
That was my crap. Ryan got his nap in on Friday night. I got my little nap in on Sunday morning. And I needed it, dude.
Ben
Something that, that we did miss was at Bryce Hall's house. That's when I was like, Gavin and this girl have been together now for like a day and a half and they haven't let go of each other. I walked down and I, I, I proposed on camera. I'm like, dude, I think you guys need to get married. Like, what, what's your guys thoughts on going to the Little White Chapel and getting married? And they were both like, like they like the idea. They liked it. And then we kind of, I was like, well, you know, maybe we'll do that. Maybe we'll do that. I don't know if we got time, but if you guys want, maybe we'll do that. And then that last day, so that Sunday, we couldn't even get this dude away from her for more than 5, 10 minutes. So we managed to get him away
Chris
to go to top Golf.
Ben
And we're like, we're almost, bro, I think you need to consider marrying this woman.
Chris
That was the time I've never seen him head over heels.
Ben
Like, we made some calls, we got it set up. I mean, within what, seven hours. We were set up at the Little White Chapel at 8:45. We missed a helicopter ride so Gavin could get married.
Chris
Yep.
Dalton
Before that we, you know, staged a whole proposal. And by stage, I mean like we,
Harrison
we tracked on a ring.
Ben
He did the proposal like an hour before we went to there.
Gavin
The chaoticness of Gavin proposing. The sprinter hot and ready outside, he was running. We bolt outside, hop in. The sprinter speed to the chapel to get there and get him married.
Chris
Yeah.
Ben
I mean, and it's so legendary, the Little White Chapel. It, there are so many famous people that have been married there. I mean they had pictures of everyone on the wall. Like so many.
Gavin
Ky Kardashian, John Bon Jovi, Billy Ray Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, shred 80, dude,
Ben
they took his picture that he's gonna
Dalton
be on the wall.
Evan
Right before Shred 80 got married, when we were all standing there and the doors swings open and Elvis walks out, and he's like, who's getting married, baby? Look at all of our faces. And we're just like, oh, Like, I didn't even know that Elvis was gonna
Ben
be the one marrying them.
Evan
And then I was like, this is insane.
Chris
Wait, it wasn't.
Harrison
It wasn't the real Elvis.
Evan
Yeah, obviously.
Dalton
That's when it truly started feeling like a fever dream mixed with the. The most entertaining reality show I've ever seen. Mixed with.
Ben
Dude, we were so in the bag. I just, like, I don't even know what that footage looks like yet. Obviously, the video.
Chris
CJ is real anxious about this footage.
Ben
Well, it's just more so, like, you know, like, you have to.
Dalton
And by we meant he,
Ken
that whole situation.
Chris
No, bro, Ken was drunk. Dude literally couldn't even make doing a sentence. Like, I guess we were all like, fresh off of, like, three days of going on a bender. Everything at this point, it's like, you know, when you get done with, like, a long night of drinking, you wake up and everything's funny. And then you're like, kind of rolling delusionally, right? You're like, still maybe a little drunk. Well, then you compound that on top of a day, and then you compound that one more time on top of one more day. That's where we were at at that point in the trip. So, like, everything was funny. We were laughing about everything that could have possibly happened throughout the day. You put gasoline on the fire of the craziest scenario in existence of you go on a bachelor party for your buddy, you fall in love, and you end up getting married on your friend's bachelor party. And then we walk into this chapel. Gavin says, if I'm getting married, every one of you guys who are my groomsmen up here are cutting your sleeves off your suits. So we all cut our sleeves, which was, was awesome. I could not have been more proud to cut my sleeves and stand by shred 80 side. And then we're all standing there by shred 80 side on my Bachelor party, watching my. One of my best friends. Your bachelor party was getting married? Oh, yeah, it was, it was quick, like, change. Yeah, I, I, you know, I passed over the rain. So Gavin got engaged, and then we went on his bachelor party between the engagement and the wedding, which was a 15 minute, 15 minute party bus ride, and then he gets married and then after that, he gets a three roll out. We gifted him a three wheeler. He was loving that. Obviously he was more excited about the three wheeler then. And then him and I watched him and his new wife hop on this three wheeler. I literally saw his wife go, ew, what is this? And Shreds was questioning it all.
Ben
Oh, but it was done.
Chris
What was done was done. I think he was actually. He was on cloud nine, but I think it like kind of hit him at that point.
Ben
Freaking run.
Chris
Yeah. I mean, that was not the catch.
Harrison
When she almost got her leg three wheeler. Like, she bumped it one time.
Chris
She's like, oh, my. I think she was coming around to it after she saw how happy it made Gavin. But when she was like, ew, what is this? I could see gab the look on Gavin's face.
Ben
Ken and I ripped some tattoos directly after that.
Gavin
And then iconic.
Harrison
Well, straight together, I would say. On the way between. Gavin is now freshly married. We got about a 10 minute ride to get these tattoos. And we observe Gavin call his wife by the wrong name. She has to correct him.
Chris
No, no, no.
Harrison
What?
Dalton
What
Evan
that is.
Chris
Wait, what?
Harrison
Yeah, he did know her name. He just like. Yeah, I'm not saying he didn't know her name.
Chris
No, I don't know if he did, bro.
Harrison
He did. You don't remember I told you.
Chris
No, no, no. I don't know if he actually knew her name.
Harrison
Oh, no. Maybe. Maybe no name.
Dalton
As his mom messed it up.
Ben
It was on the thing.
Chris
That's what he thought. But it was. That's not his mom's name. But he kept saying that. He kept saying, yeah, I know her name. It's the same as my mom's. That's not his mom's name.
Ben
His mom's name's Heather.
Chris
No, it's not.
Ben
Oh, what? Yeah. What the freak.
Gavin
All I know is is going on, dude.
Ben
What?
Gavin
What happened?
Harrison
Yeah, yeah, he called her the wrong name and she was fine with. No. She just simply corrected him them and they just kept on cuddling and loving. But in my head, I'm like, that is crazy chill.
Ben
Such a chill wife.
Harrison
That's love.
Ben
Yeah, but yeah, dude, I know they had to have known each other's names because I was like the witness of the wedding certificate. I signed it and then I lost it. I don't know. I think I left at the tattoo shop. But, like, their wedding certificate is at that tattoo shop.
Harrison
I think, oh, my God. My God. This is a fever dream, dude.
Chris
I think, oh, my God.
Dalton
C.J.
Chris
blew his nose out right before it too, dude.
Ben
It was the hardest I've ever seen
Harrison
someone blow their nose.
Ben
And you literally just excited. I want to be able to breathe out my nose before it. So I blew it really hard. And then my nose starts bleeding. Right before Gavin walks on aisle when
Dalton
Ken blows the doors open. Ken was the one who walked her in. It was beautiful.
Ben
Ken, you were being a. A nuisance, dude.
Ken
Yeah, that's my bad.
Harrison
I was really trying to hold it together.
Chris
Look at my brother in law's sitting in the crowd right now wondering what
Evan
the is going on.
Chris
And then Jace. Jace is still recovering from thinking about his back, bro.
Harrison
I. I don't think he has recovered yet to this day. And we're.
Gavin
Holy shit, Ken, you did here rip those doors open.
Harrison
Look at Tommy, dude.
Dalton
When I found out that it was Elvis that was singing when he came around the front.
Ben
K going with a spin K. What
Chris
the were you going for?
Ben
Yeah, we.
Ken
We were just vibing.
Gavin
I'm so proud of them for not kissing in this moment. Cuz you have.
Ben
Oh my gosh.
Chris
Idiot.
Ben
Before the the kiss like he's singing.
Chris
It's the camera shot. Yeah. Holy crap. That was insane. All right, so after we hopped in, after this whole thing went down and we hopped in the sprinter van. Oh, Gav, are you gonna tell your family? And he's like, yeah, let me FaceTime my mom right now.
Ben
She was excited.
Chris
So he FaceTimed his mom. I was like, mom, I just got married. And she was like, she. She was laughing about it. And then she was like, actually, what are you guys doing? And he's like, no, seriously, here FaceTime, I just got married. This is my wife. And then he. And then his mom's face is like,
Ben
Gavin and I showed her the certificate, everything.
Chris
And then she literally goes, well, it's nice to meet you, sweetie. Like she was loving.
Ben
Was honestly pretty. Pretty sweet.
Gavin
They were sweetheart.
Ben
Honestly, they were are a great couple together. They are. I'm excited. And we did tell Gavin and his new wife we would pay for the honeymoon for them to go to Hawaii. So we're getting them plane tickets. Their stay. The food's on Gav. But that boy would break the bank. We'll get you there. We'll get you there and we'll get you somewhere to sleep. So dude, Gavin, they're excited.
Chris
Gavin's like love story has really been a crazy story. Arc of Seaboys on Seaboise TV from him. Yeah. Meeting his ex girlfriend. But on the dating show to every podcast he's on he's telling us about his love life, life and the problems he's having. Like, dude, I'm just so happy for him.
Ben
His other ex pulling up to the rail stunt.
Chris
Yeah,
Harrison
dude.
Chris
Like, yeah, Nobody has a more interesting love life than, Than shredding.
Ben
That was his biggest stunt yet.
Evan
Yeah.
Chris
Oh, yeah.
Ben
Getting married.
Chris
Yeah.
Ben
After two days and one.
Chris
Yeah.
Gavin
Biggest.
Chris
Yeah. Crazy.
Ben
I told him that he was actually getting kind of nervous. Like he was like all about it. But then once we were looking at rings, you could tell he was genuinely like, like, holy crap, I'm about to do this.
Harrison
I. We buffed it out in the. Right outside the front door. But it was so chaotic with Elvis doing the marriage that CJ just pocketed the ring. You forgot to give him the ring?
Chris
Yeah, until we got outside.
Ben
He didn't ask me for the ring.
Gavin
Well, maybe he thought they didn't have one. He should have.
Ben
He should have been like. I was waiting for him to be like, and who has the rings? And then I was going to take it out of my pocket and give it to him like you do in a normal wedding. But Elvis, just like, I pronounce you guys husband and wife. Like after he got done singing everything,
Dalton
he also never said, like, you may now kiss the bride.
Ben
They just started kissing.
Dalton
Well, yeah, but I mean, he just was, he was caught up in himself. He likes singing.
Ben
Yeah, dude, Elvis isn't the best person to have it, I guess orchestrate your wedding.
Harrison
But I thought he did great.
Ben
Beautiful singer. I mean, the whole. It was just a beautiful ceremony and
Chris
it was, I mean.
Dalton
But yeah, it was, it was beautiful. The nice thing to know too is that with this being one of his biggest stunts, he's going to be able to eat the fall.
Ben
Fall.
Chris
If he does, I don't think there'll
Ben
be a half his three wheeler collection. Mike, if there were to be a fall from this, he's gonna be able to eat that. That's true. I don't think. I think, I think they're going for the long haul, dude.
Gavin
I think so.
Ben
I truly, honestly, I wasn't spending much time with her at all because there's, you know, her and Gavin. I was on a batch party, but once he got down on the knee, proposed, and then we rode in the sprinter van to the thing and then I got my tattoo. Like, you know, we spent probably a couple hours together just everyone hanging and I thought she was really nice, dude. She was, she was great. Like a fun, fun person and for shreds, perfect and very genuine. Just like Just happy. So, yeah, I mean, she was great. I think they're both gonna be a great couple.
Harrison
This is.
Gavin
It's just one of those weekends when someone asks, how was it? I go, either you gotta sit down and I gotta walk you through the whole thing, or you could just take that.
Ken
It was good.
Dalton
Yeah.
Chris
Yeah.
Dalton
It's just.
Gavin
It was just so ridiculous the entire way through. So ridiculous that me finally getting even on my bet of swimming in a fountain in front of Caesars at 9am just is like a little blip.
Chris
Barely makes the story.
Ben
Tattoos. Yeah, we got tattoos after our friend got married. That was the only thing that's actually permanent from that whole weekend.
Chris
Yeah, it was.
Gavin
I loved it. What's the deal with Ken?
Ben
Ken was being a psycho. You were just sitting there like, ah, this feels good. I like, like it. I want more. Ken starts talking about getting more when his first tattoo wasn't even done.
Ken
I was expecting, you know, people are like, oh, tattoo. It's kind of painful, but it's your
Harrison
thigh that's a meaty.
Chris
Meaty.
Dalton
Painful isn't so bad still.
Ken
But I was like, oh, this doesn't feel that bad. Like, the way people described it. I was like, oh, this is going to be like, I'm going to have to take a break or something. But.
Gavin
But then you transferred from that into I want another one.
Ben
One.
Gavin
And we were really trying to get you to get no can do.
Ken
I think it'd be fun.
Evan
We were.
Ben
I should call that tattoo sh.
Harrison
See if they got a tattoo gun still. Ken.
Gavin
Yeah. Let's get you another one tonight. Yeah.
Ken
No, not.
Harrison
Not.
Gavin
Can we do a next podcast? You get a tattoo?
Ken
No.
Gavin
How many views on this podcast for you to get a tattoo?
Ken
No.
Ben
How many likes? How many?
Gavin
You loved it so much.
Ben
Can to get a tattoo?
Chris
Yeah. Not.
Ben
Not 20,000 likes.
Ken
Not enough to get one. Like, in our shop.
Chris
I told 20,000 likes when the podcast hits a million subscribers and Mike has to get his bowl cut. But will you get no can do tattooed?
Ken
No, I'd rather do it in a shop.
Harrison
We could go to the nipple shop, buy a shop. We haven't been there.
Chris
No, I didn't say here, will you get it? Just in general, if the pod hits a million. When it hits a million, I don't
Ken
want to get no can do tattooed on me.
Chris
Okay. How about Life Wide Open podcast?
Ken
That's Orion tattoo.
Gavin
I want to get a sleeve while he's in the chair. Now he's like, oh, dude.
Chris
He's all we have to do is just bring him to Vegas and get him hammered and he'll do whatever. Dude, this guy was so drunk, at the end of the night, he was right. He was trying to ride.
Dalton
Can we watch it?
Chris
Because the floor scrubbers, the automated floor.
Ken
Everyone loved it. It was hilarious.
Chris
Yeah, it was awesome.
Ben
Dude, it was so funny.
Dalton
Two giant. Giant cherries on top of the cake of the weekend.
Chris
Yeah, that was amazing.
Ben
So good.
Chris
Yeah, this was incredible. After Gavin gets married, we went and got a celebratory dinner.
Harrison
A very nice dinner.
Dalton
Nice. Nice late dinner.
Chris
Yeah. And then we walk out of the dinner, and Ken sees this little automated floor scrubber, and he hops on that thing and he starts riding it around. Look how happy he is. Dude. Save a horse, ride a floor, ride a Roomba. And he runs it back, and it, like, hits the brakes.
Ben
It stopped.
Chris
And then I. Ken, being the athlete he is. Eject. I'm just glad that your knees are okay, Ken. That was crazy, boys.
Harrison
Gav knew he did well capturing that footage.
Dalton
And the best part is, is that, I mean, I'd say 60 seconds later, you rode an elevator down and went. Went. I'm going to bed. That was Ken's stunt for the night.
Chris
Just think about Bryce Hall.
Ben
Yeah, just think about Evan. Dude, you and Jace kind of beep after that old pool incident.
Dalton
I thought it was the opposite.
Harrison
Well, I just kept trying to be extra nice because I feel like I heard his feelings and his back and head when I threw him in the
Dalton
pool on fully accident.
Gavin
It's the same fountain that Kobe Raha jumped. No, but I think, man, he's jumping the other. He's jumping the lower part of the fountain.
Ken
He's jumping one of the fountains this week, isn't he?
Dalton
He.
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. That was awesome, boys. That was getting better than that. Getting so good. Thank you, boys. That absolutely. That was insane.
Dalton
That was amazing.
Ken
Hey, Ryan, I do got to say, you could have gotten out of doing that, but you just gave up on that golf hole. You hit the cart path and then just quit.
Chris
I. Yeah, I. I couldn't make the
Dalton
decision for himself at that point.
Gavin
Yeah, no, exactly.
Ben
You know.
Chris
You know what was born from this trip? Trip that I think is gonna stay with us for a while, other than Ken and CJ's tattoos, is CJ's new alter ego, Bobby.
Dalton
Bobby.
Chris
Dude, Spenny is fired up on big bad Bobby Lots here and hype the kid up.
Ben
I'll let Spinny talk for me. That's what Bobby does.
Harrison
Yeah.
Evan
So I think this was, like, the Final night. And CJ picked up beautiful cowboy hat because he was going to help Gavin with his marriage. And I don't even know, like, it would. It was so funny how every night the crew would just disperse slowly. And just the last night, it was me, Ben, and our new found friend Bobby.
Ben
Bobby Lotzer.
Evan
And we. I don't even know what we're doing. It was like 4am or something, and we're hitting the tables. I'm not even gambling because Bobby and. And Ben are going so hard because.
Harrison
But you also lost all your money, right?
Evan
Yeah, I lost all my money.
Harrison
That's part of the reason.
Evan
Well, I could have borrowed more from Ryan.
Gavin
He kept trying to give me the money back. He'd give me 200 bucks. I go, how much do you have? And you go, this is. This is it. And I go, well, here's another loan so you can keep gambling.
Evan
So we're hitting the tables, and it's like 4am I'm getting better at this baccarat table.
Ben
High limits.
Evan
High limits. And. And Bobby cruises in with his suit and his cowboy hat and a big cigar lit, just puffing on it.
Chris
He walks up, sunglasses on.
Evan
Sunglasses on.
Ben
Big dogs only at this table.
Evan
Doesn't say a word to me and Ben.
Ben
$300 minimum bet at that table.
Dalton
Whoa.
Ben
Yeah. It was like the biggest. Yeah.
Chris
Ugly place to be that late at night, right? Yeah. No kidding.
Evan
Yeah. He walks up. Me and Ben are kind of just chilling. Ben's cruising some bets, and C.J. pulls up by. Or Bobby pulls up. There's this guy across the table, and he's like.
Ben
Like.
Evan
He's like, hey, man, where you from? And Bob, C.J. just looks at him and doesn't say anything. And then he pulls out a wad of cash and throws it down. And then the guy's like, holy, you're doing some gambling, huh?
Ben
I'm just sucking on this cigar.
Evan
CJ still just ashes the cigar into the tray, and he's like, come on,
Ben
man, where you from?
Evan
Like, crying, laughing. So then I step in and. And I'm like. I was like, oh, his name's Bobby. Bobby Lotzer. And he's like, oh, man, that's crazy. This guy's gambling.
Chris
And.
Evan
And then CJ goes and throws down a pretty big bet, and it hits. And then he dials it back, and he hits again. And then he throws another big bet, and it hits. And the guy's like. But this is within two minutes of sitting down.
Chris
Probably, like, made like he still hasn't said a word.
Evan
Yeah. Still hasn't said a word. Made like a couple grant. Like, I think he made, like, two grand.
Chris
He made like two grand or something.
Evan
Like a decent amount. And the guy was like, oh, you're pretty good at gambling, huh?
Chris
C.J.
Evan
just looks at him, and at this point, I'm crying, laughing, and I'm pretty drunk, too. So I look at the guy and I go. I go, yeah, his name's Bobby Lotzer. He's from Jackson Hole, Wyoming, and He just sold 30 of his. Of his 500 buffalo. And the guy's like.
Ben
The guy, like, looks at me. C.J.
Evan
still hasn't said it. So I'm just running up this story now. And this guy is just like. CJ's just throwing down bets. Just, like, winning pretty big. Ben is hitting some pretty big bets. Like, the boys are just going up. So this guy's, like, so impressed, and I'm just talking off his ear about how Bobby Lotzer flew in on his helicopter, just sold 30 of his 500 head of buffalo, and he owns a big ranch down in Chester, Wyoming.
Chris
And then every time he would hit, every time he would win, spend. You'd go, oh, Bobby's buying another buffalo. Bobby's buying another buffalo.
Evan
So this guy just is like, holy. Like, who are.
Chris
Yeah, so Bobby's the buffalo farmer.
Ben
I want to be Bobby in real life. Like, I was just living that. That alter ego. But, yeah, now, dude, I don't think the hat's gonna leave my head. No, but it's like, new thing, man. I just feel different when I got it on.
Chris
Yeah, Bobby's rolling different.
Evan
Dude, it's such, like a J. Jackson whole Wyoming thing to, like, cruise around in a cowboy hat and smoke a big cigar with a suit jacket on. Be like, me and honey. We got a big ranch down in Jackson. Whole while we brought the helicopter down. Like, it's just such a classic.
Ben
I think people legitimately respected me more when I was wearing this hat for sure. Like, they must have just thought it was legit or something.
Gavin
You looked legit.
Ben
Like, I looked legit. Even though I'm not. Like, I understand I'm not a legit buffalo farmer.
Chris
I'm glad that, you know, you're not a.
Ben
The typical dude to wear a cowboy hat, but I think I just looked the part and, like, just, like, the way, like, I wasn't even talking to anyone. Like, we'd hit a big hand. Everyone at the table celebrated. I'm just.
Evan
He would just grab his chips and
Ben
pull them back, and I just hit another Cigar.
Gavin
Wow.
Ben
And then he was just dying laughing.
Evan
I was crying.
Ben
Jenny was dying laughing. Yeah, it was pretty lit. And then I woke up with a terrible taste in my mouth.
Chris
Mouth.
Ben
Terrible taste from that cigar.
Harrison
I was doing well gambling right off the start. On the first day, I just ran up like 500 bucks on two ends of blackjack. I tell Mike I'm gonna go throw a hundred bucks on red 18. I'm reaching across the table to put my 100 bucks onto the red 18. And the pit boss goes.
Ben
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Harrison
Wait for the next round. I need to check your ID. Classic and Red 18 hits every time.
Ben
Time.
Harrison
And then I pretty much just crashed out from that.
Chris
And that was about eight minutes before I saw Jace and saw Red.
Evan
Dude, that would you do a heavy weekend though. You can tell by all of our voices right now. Yeah, like lost our voices.
Ben
Ben's. Evan's sick.
Gavin
You know who doesn't get sick?
Ben
Bobby.
Gavin
Bobby.
Ben
Bobby.
Gavin
Doesn't get so.
Dalton
So great.
Harrison
Ben, in the long run. You made out.
Ben
Go to the gym.
Chris
First time ever. Yeah, I mean I'm probably even on my Vegas endeavors.
Ben
Down.
Evan
Down.
Chris
1200. Okay, but that's for the whole weekend
Evan
for food, drinks, gambling.
Harrison
And that's Canadian too, right? So.
Evan
Yeah, that's Canadian. So technically not even that bad.
Harrison
I lost standard.
Gavin
Standard.
Harrison
Ryan.
Gavin
I think I'm up 1500 bucks or something. It's pretty. Pretty frugal.
Evan
Oh, nice.
Gavin
Mike is up too.
Harrison
Cj, you made a good little run. Oh, wait a minute.
Ben
I think I lost.
Chris
You would.
Harrison
I heard rumors that you had a bad.
Ben
Yeah, I lost like 12 grand at one spot. Yeah, I don't remember.
Chris
That was before Bobby.
Evan
That was before Bobby.
Ben
But I worked my way all the way back to only being down four grand, which is pretty damn good.
Ken
I don't remember if you paid me, but I do remember loaning a thousand bucks to you.
Ben
Yeah, and then I gave it back to you. Okay, okay. Remember I walked up to you and I said take your predatory lending money and. And get the hell out of here. Like charging these insane interest trades. He loves just preying on people. Oh, you don't have a. You don't have any money here. But then you. You get locked into some crazy loan.
Gavin
Well, bank always never get out of
Ben
it's category lending money. Slapped him in the face with it and get the hell out.
Ken
I had cash available. People needed cash. I. I just make it happen.
Chris
Dirty businessman right there.
Ben
So you just got.
Gavin
You're feeling different after that tattoo cowboy hat and tattoo is feeling good.
Ben
I don't know about the tattoo part shirt, but the cowboy hat definitely does something for me. Yeah, I did just keep chuckling to myself though on Monday when I just be I got home, I'm driving my truck and I just every time I have shorts somewhat slide up I just see the tattoo and then it just reminds me of Gavin's wedding and all that. But Ben, I do kind of have a bone to pick with you when I lost all that Instacart is more
Evan
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Chris
How do you guys refer to your
Evan
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Gavin
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Chris
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Ken
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Ben
Honey Sitting at the Bachrat Table. Ben was laughing, dude. His brother Sam was laughing, like. Like, you guys were legitimately rooting against me and, like, happy when.
Chris
No, I wasn't. I was just on the other side. I was. I was betting.
Ben
No, you started the other one with me. That was, like, at the very end. But, like, normally I don't care if I win. If one of my boys loses, especially loses a bunch of money. I'm not cheering or laughing. Like, I'm like, well, I was winning that.
Chris
Yeah.
Ben
But, like, there was. You were. There.
Gavin
You were.
Evan
I was like, boys, boys. Like, you don't need to have guys doing $2,000 banker versus player hands. Like, it was pretty heavy.
Ben
Pretty heavy.
Evan
It was exciting. I mean, dude, these guys were gambling so good that it literally could have been streamed. Like, it was crazy.
Chris
The.
Evan
The gambling that was going on this weekend could have been streamed. It was pretty heavy, dude.
Ben
I'm just proud that I worked my way back up and I honestly, you know, enough with the betting talk. What do we got going this weekend? We got the Amish kid showing up.
Gavin
O. Yeah, we do.
Ben
We have built a. A horse and buggy for him, just minus the horse.
Chris
Horsepower.
Evan
Horse power.
Chris
Horsepower buggy.
Gavin
Oh, is that what we're calling it? I like that.
Chris
Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. We put a stark motor into a Amish buggy and we're giving it to the Amish kid that's kind of made his rounds. But he. He's been hitting us up for, like, probably a year at this point. But he started by going on Theo Vaughn's podcast. I think we talked about it afterwards. We did, yeah. Because we were like, hey, that kid that's like, subscriber that hits us up was on Theo's guest, and he's from Minnesota. He's from Minnesota.
Ben
Yeah.
Chris
So he's coming up this weekend, and then we're gonna give him this Amish buggy, and then we're gonna just hang out with them for the weekend, Just have a good time with him, see if he wants to stay on.
Ben
A Rum Springer giveaway winner from, like, literally this winter is coming up, which is great. He's finally coming up. We've been trying to work it out, but honestly, I think he kind of just wanted to come up in the summer, which you don't blame smart. Can't blame smart. Way more fun stuff. You're not freezing. You can actually go outside, ride, hit some.
Chris
So we got.
Ben
We just picked up the new wake boat for the summer from U motors. It's a 2026 Natique G. 2025. 2025. Brand new. Freaking.
Evan
It's sick.
Gavin
Sweet.
Ben
Yeah. Ben hasn't even seen it.
Harrison
You weren't with.
Ben
You were so sick. So you'll see that this weekend. We'll have to drop that in. What else we got going?
Chris
Well, it's your birthday.
Gavin
Oh yeah.
Ben
Your birthday on Friday. I forgot about that. So we go back to Vegas.
Gavin
Carbs.
Ben
Yeah. Just probably get some pizza, maybe a beer and then can the Amish drink? Can he have beers? How old is he?
Chris
I don't think he's old enough.
Gavin
Can you drive us home?
Chris
Well, we fit in his buggy.
Ben
His buggy's only like a three person but it's nice.
Harrison
We could put a trailer behind the buggy.
Gavin
There we go.
Ben
That's true.
Chris
Yeah. So this buggy that we got him came with like underglow in it. It and the inside of it has like heat and like lights on it which is kind of pushing it on buggy standards. Cuz like they can't be having underglow. Right. So it's like was this guy, this
Ben
Amish guy that we bought it from the line.
Chris
Yeah. We're going to just probably run a pod with them. With them and then I don't know, I guess these are the questions that we have to ask.
Ben
I mean I've just always been curious about what the life of an Amish person is.
Gavin
Is.
Ben
It is fascinating.
Harrison
Churning butter and building barns and picking
Chris
them up and moving them too. Forget about that.
Gavin
I guess we probably gotta head back to you motors soon because you have to buy a Suzuki Kickstart. Kenny 1. Oh, Super Cross dude.
Chris
Oh, that's right.
Harrison
Actually I probably do have to.
Gavin
You guys watched the race. How was it?
Evan
It was sick.
Dalton
It was emotional.
Gavin
An emotional race.
Chris
Yeah.
Ben
A guy on a 10 year old bike winning. That is emotional, dude.
Chris
He's fighting an uphill battle.
Harrison
Kenny could have won it on any bike and I would have been stoked. But the fact he did on a Suzuki, it just is so sick.
Ben
So just to for the listeners or viewers that don't know when was the last time they updated the Suzuki 450 race bike?
Harrison
17. Spunky 16.
Ben
Yeah. I think 16, 20, 16, 10 years ago. He's essentially a bike that's 10 years old. Technology or engineering, whatever you want to
Evan
call it, like it's the only dirt bike without an electric start.
Ben
That's like you can't already a disadvantage. Yeah. I've seen when he tips over and he's just kicking the thing, he's got put in neutral. You can't even get the thing started. It's just like. It's a crazy disadvantage when is insane.
Harrison
Short of the electric start though, everyone looks like, oh, it's crazy. It's just like old bike. I think it just shows they did
Gavin
it right, right back then. That's true. But why haven't they changed?
Chris
Obviously this guy's got like a crazy contract, right? Is that the only reason why?
Evan
That's kind of just how the supercross guys go.
Gavin
Like he's like, let's try the hardest one.
Evan
I don't think it's the hardest one because he rides the Suzuki good and he had good success on it back when he wrote it the first time. So it was just like he's getting old in his career and he needed a team to go to and came off of another team and went to another team. That's kind of how the riders work. They usually flip flop, like Tomac went Kawi, Yamaha, ktm. Like they just like literally flip flop. Like the teams just see a guy they like and they throw him a deal and next thing you know they got another guy and you know the teams all work different together to different trainers, different locations to train in different gear, different everything.
Chris
So it's like if you're not having
Evan
success, if you're not having access, success with one spot, switch it up, maybe you get a new trainer, new tracks, new bikes and things will click for you.
Dalton
That's what I thought the coolest part was he's been racing for so long that when he finally won, all the teams, Honda, Suzuki, Kawasaki, ktm, all of the teams and their mechanics and the people who own the teams were there cheering him on because he's in some way or another being a part of their team.
Chris
Yeah, it was.
Dalton
That is pretty cool.
Gavin
And he's a legend.
Evan
Yeah, he's a legend. Yeah.
Ben
He's been racing for how many years?
Evan
He, he was racing in Europe long
Ben
before he came to, I mean, racing Pro Supercross.
Harrison
Like 10.
Evan
Yeah, I think it's like maybe a little over 10 because he's 32 old.
Harrison
I think I just saw it.
Ben
Seems like he's older than that, still pretty young, but that's awesome. So EVs getting a Suzuki and you're going to be back on an actual gas powered bike this summer, which will be amazing. And I'm a little short for that
Harrison
damn Kickstarter, but I'm just going to
Chris
have to make do. Yeah, that might be a little kickstart stool. Yeah. A little, little stool.
Gavin
Little blocks.
Evan
Little blocks.
Ben
Starting blocks.
Evan
Tape it to your little starking. Starting blocks, tape it to the bottom
Dalton
of your bottom boots.
Evan
But yeah, no, it's pretty sick for Suzuki to win. I mean, I think the last guy that won on a Suzuki was Stewart.
Harrison
How many years did Carmichael win?
Evan
Carmichael won a lot of years on Suzuki too.
Harrison
Yeah, I mean Suzuki's been, it's been
Evan
a long time since they won. Even like think about a team like Suzuki just doing it year after year after year after year and just never getting a championship. And now they're finally getting one. It's like huge for them.
Gavin
Do you think he'll retire?
Dalton
No.
Gavin
Nice. Still going to keep ripping. No way.
Evan
There's no way you retires.
Dalton
No, dude, imagine done.
Chris
I hope for his sake it is so he can get a nice little bump.
Evan
Yeah, I don't know much about his contract actually.
Dalton
Imagine Now Suzuki for 2027 is like, we finally got the funds to develop an eart.
Evan
That's their first drop, dude.
Chris
Why are they not actually though why.
Ben
Must just be abandoned.
Harrison
There's probably patents of every. I'm sure every manufacturer has a patent. They probably have to like reinvent the wheel for the, the fifth time and
Gavin
everybody else already beat them to it. So it's extra hard right now.
Evan
Just like developing a bike is so expensive. Changing one thing on a bike you have to change like almost everything because like the motor casing needs to be remolded. Like you literally redesign the ergonomics, everything. The weight, the way the bike handles it changes everything. So like when a company does a full blown remake of a bike, like it's got to be hundreds of millions of dollars to, to make it go
Chris
through and gotta sell a lot of 450s to make that worth it.
Gavin
Okay.
Chris
Make that math, math.
Evan
And I think Suzuki kind of like their Moto side of things isn't their biggest money income.
Chris
Yeah, no, I was somewhere else I was gonna say that. Like where's, like it's where Suzuki's money.
Evan
It's hard to put money into the Moto when it's not coming from the Moto.
Chris
Yeah, I mean I can't imagine that any of the manufacturers are.
Gavin
Yamaha's making probably more pianos than they are dirt bikes.
Harrison
Yeah, KTM's got to be the closest one. I mean they got road bikes, but I imagine yes, most of their funding percentage wise would be.
Evan
I mean look at a company like ktm. They even had like they were hurting the last couple years too, so didn't they go bankrupt. They were gonna, but they're not anymore.
Gavin
Toyota owns Suzuki, but yeah, dude, it's
Harrison
just like Suzuki made all the good articat motors.
Evan
There's so much politics behind the scenes.
Harrison
It's just.
Evan
There's no way to know exactly what's going on on ev.
Gavin
I see your Lambo made it back to the parking lot.
Harrison
Y.
Gavin
So what is happening with it? Have we talked about the E Gear issue or what's.
Harrison
Dude, it just. I kind of thought that it was working, but I also been able to avoid using reverse. And so it's reverse the problem. Reverses the problem, and then it gets stuck between reverse and neutral or it's confused. And once it's confused used, it just is like, bricked. You can't do anything. But I've been driving it a bit, but luckily, like, our driveways have a slope in them, so I just always knock it into neutral and I back in. Whether it's the farm, the main shop, or anywhere I go, I back in, and I've had it out half a dozen times. It's been great. So when me and Spani were pulling up for dinner, I was planning on. I could drive in the parking lot backward, like in the exit it and I'd be able to back into the spot without using reverse. I'm like, ah, I think it's. I think it's fine.
Ben
Classic.
Harrison
We go to leave bricked right at the front door is Orbis. What?
Chris
You just had to let it sit and think about what's done and.
Harrison
Well, I was just gonna leave it overnight. Me and Gav already planned. We'll take the trailer there in the morning, load it up, whatever. I get back to the shop, and Dalton's like, oh, I was just gonna come get pizza. And then some other car guy, bro, he's like, well, Easter. Dalton starts googling stuff. Like, I've not spent a lot of time looking into this, so I'll get it going. He messes with it for, like, 20 minutes, doesn't fix anything. So then comes in or whatever, we're gonna leave. And I was actually on FaceTime with Nikki, and I'm like, yeah, look at this. My car is now stuck at Zorbas. And I decided to just, like, try it one more time.
Gavin
Time.
Harrison
And it worked.
Chris
Finicky, dude.
Harrison
No, it's the worst kind of problem, though. Like, the undiagnosed demon problem.
Chris
As soon as you bring it to the shop, they'll be like, oh, we can't find anything.
Harrison
Seems great, man. Is it fun to cruise around in.
Chris
Yo.
Ben
It's so sick.
Chris
I get more enjoyment just seeing you drive that thing up.
Dalton
Yeah. Sounds so good.
Harrison
I hate, because it's like, oh, it's my car. But, dude, I just think it sounds so good. Like, the windows have to be dumped, and it just brings excitement to my life.
Gavin
Mike, you look so fast right now, bro.
Dalton
I'm in ken shades right now.
Harrison
But, dude, we actually. I know you guys got a little cruising, but, like, I really want to be involved with the little red cars going for a cruise one of these days.
Chris
We haven't really cruised, though.
Dalton
Ben and I have a tik tok we got to film, and we, more importantly, do just have to go cruise.
Chris
Yeah, we do.
Harrison
Red cars, yellow calipers. That's what it's all about, right?
Dalton
I know. Now I got to go get my freaking calipers. Powder yellow. I think it would look great.
Gavin
What are they now?
Chris
Red.
Dalton
I. I think you're either red or black.
Chris
I think red.
Harrison
We gotta keep convincing that fellow to buy a yellow guy.
Chris
Yeah, we do. Hello. Bobby's counting his buffalo again, making sure that none of them snuck off. Bobby hopped in his helicopter and he's going to counting head. So.
Dalton
Yeah, he's. He's flying back to Jackson. I was gonna ask him. What. I'm genuinely curious, and I know it stresses him out. I really want to know if after that, he wants to run his batch party in Vegas. I know that was his plan originally.
Chris
I know I would say that's kind of like the only drawback to how much fun we had this weekend is now I'm just sitting here like, oh, my gosh. I gotta plan CJ's bachelor party to up that. That. Not saying that that one upped yours, but you gotta keep.
Gavin
Gotta keep raising the bar.
Chris
Well, like, it's. Yeah, it's my kind of. My duty is best man.
Harrison
From Mike's to yours was drastically.
Evan
Yeah.
Ken
So yours is kind of like the hangover, cj. We can make like the hangover too, and go to Thailand, Indonesia, somewhere in Asia.
Gavin
We might actually not come home.
Evan
Yeah.
Chris
If we run that, we know Tommy's coming with.
Harrison
I was just gonna say I did it, but that's the first thought I had had.
Ben
So we'll see.
Chris
Yeah, I. I actually don't know. I feel a little bad about it, though. It was so fun, but I'm going to have to, like, run it, but run it back. We should go to, like, better.
Evan
Yeah.
Dalton
Not even talking about necessarily topping it. Like, how could you Run it back and differentiate it enough because you got
Evan
the golfing, you got the. The club night, you know, like, what
Chris
do you think, Bobby?
Evan
Here he comes. Bobby. Bobby Lots. Everybody put your hands together.
Chris
Big Bobby.
Evan
Big bad Bobby. He's back.
Chris
Big bad Bobby. He's back from count his buffalo alone.
Ben
Bobby doesn't get sick. He just has to use the restroom sometimes.
Evan
We didn't.
Ben
And diarrhea after the trip. This is bad. I had to get up.
Evan
You could have just pulled an Evan and done it in your shorts.
Harrison
That's a dangerous pair of shorts to do it in.
Ben
It'd be all over.
Chris
Bobby doesn't blow his pants out. So what do you think? Siege for your bachelor party? Are you trying to run Vegas back? And if we do, honestly I don't
Ben
think we can top it it. I think we just got to go to like Bangkok or something.
Evan
He wants to go bigger.
Ben
What they for the hangover. Like I feel like we damn near did probably the next closest thing to the hangover movie. Yeah, I mean it wasn't even close to as crazy as the hangover movie, but it was the probably the realest closest thing.
Gavin
The fictitious cinema film. Yeah. I mean it's pretty hard.
Ben
It was very bad.
Gavin
But God damn, we got close.
Chris
If we do run Vegas back, I mean we'll run it back in the craziest way possible, but like shredded. He's not. He's more than likely not getting married again.
Ben
Well, I hope not. Hopefully his wife will let him go.
Ken
Hopefully he doesn't get divorced by then. Like, I hope they have a happy marriage.
Chris
He gets married again, there's no chance
Gavin
he could renew his vows?
Harrison
No. He gets an additional wife perhaps.
Gavin
Oh my God.
Chris
I don't know if that is scenario. Yeah, I mean, and there's just a lot to it.
Gavin
Listen, bud, if you want to have it in Vegas and you want me to get blackout golfing by the third hole, I'll do it again for you.
Evan
I'll go harder.
Gavin
I'll maybe even do it by the second.
Harrison
I'll go hard.
Chris
I don't think that everyone would have a problem running it back.
Harrison
I'm bringing an ice vest. If we play golf again in Las Vegas. I'm too heavy of a fellow to play 18 holes.
Evan
I think we could show up to Vegas and go harder. Did we gotta be hard, but I think we can do it.
Gavin
I told the laundry about the a brand risk fight thing.
Ben
Oh yeah.
Gavin
Between Johnny and.
Ben
Yeah dude that we got invited to that next weekend. So Aiden Ross, he owns this thing called Brand Risk. And it's basically like a boxing promoter where you have like.
Dalton
Oh, same thing Ben does.
Ben
Influencers basically box each other. And Bob Menary is going to box Johnny Manziel in I think next. Not this weekend, but the following. So this weekend actually in Miami. No, it's in Vegas.
Gavin
No, it's in Vegas.
Harrison
Oh, my gracious.
Ben
He texted me and asked if we wanted to come and how many tickets we want. So like, if we wanted, we could run it back, all of us, we could bring our chicks, we could go and watch this fight, which I low key do want to see. I actually, I like Bob Minry. I also like Johnny Manziel. I like them both. I'm not necessarily rooting to see one get hurt or anything like that. I just gotta see this fight. Like, I just. I also love Bob Mary, but I don't think he's going to show up.
Gavin
Dana White actually is a ten thousand dollar bet that he.
Dalton
He'll.
Gavin
He won't show up.
Ben
Dude, they're fighting at the Apex Arena. It's just like ufc.
Gavin
It's Ray J's on the undercard and
Ben
one of the island boys is on the card.
Harrison
Oh my.
Ben
Like it's actually kind of a ridiculous card. Like it'd be pretty fun. And the fact that we just got the invite, I'm sure we could meet some other cool people.
Chris
And from Aiden, Robin Ross.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ben
Yeah.
Chris
Oh my gosh.
Gavin
You might have to, dude.
Chris
Might have to.
Gavin
I don't know if, if you guys want to bring your girlfriends. But dude, Alondra is gung ho on it. She was like, look it up. See if you have comps.
Dalton
Let's go.
Gavin
It'll be fun.
Chris
Oh, gosh. It's a little early.
Gavin
I know.
Ben
Let's do it. Ken, you in? I'm in.
Chris
Bob's in.
Evan
We got Ken. Ken's in.
Ben
Bringing my hat, my suit.
Chris
Literally.
Ben
Dude, I do got.
Chris
Is it even right now? When is this?
Gavin
Tuesday morning. The day that the Life Wide Open podcast goes live.
Ben
Ken, look at some flights. We're not taking a private jet, obviously.
Ken
There's an allegiant flight on Friday and then we just do Delta on. On Sunday.
Chris
Bobby, sell a buffalo and get a pj.
Evan
Come on, Bobby.
Ben
Let's take the hell buffalo.
Evan
Take the helicopter, Bobby. Come on.
Chris
Yeah. No, we literally.
Ben
Yeah.
Chris
Financially would never recover.
Harrison
When is it?
Evan
Next weekend.
Ben
Yeah, I mean, I'm.
Chris
What could you possibly be checking?
Evan
Just my calend.
Chris
Oh, no. It looks like I'm free.
Harrison
Oh, already typing Vegas.
Ben
Either Alondra, you, me, Alex are going. Ken obviously, is going. So that's fine.
Gavin
Of course.
Ben
Whoever else from our team wants to go. It sounded like he just said, just tell me how many tickets you want to run it? Yes, let's go. All right. Sounds like we're going back this weekend.
Chris
She's Louise.
Ben
Should we run it for your bachelor
Chris
party, though, and kick the chicks out, get two birds stoned?
Ben
What? Oh, what?
Chris
Nevermind.
Ben
Dude, I propose that Ben and I ran our batch party together.
Chris
I never heard that proposal.
Ben
Otherwise, I would have said we should have. You said, no. You're like, no, let's just do it separately.
Harrison
I did.
Dalton
Yeah, I thought that too. And then we were like, no, it wouldn't.
Chris
I was like, all right, whatever.
Ben
We can do it. Also now, I don't know how we're gonna top it. I'm gonna be dead serious.
Evan
You saying that.
Dalton
I was cracking up. It was like, mid golf. Shred 80 goes. Oh, this isn't both their bachelor parties. And I was like, no.
Ben
He's like, oh, it made shred 80.
Chris
It would have made sense at golf.
Evan
Oh, well, maybe it was before, but I'm just.
Harrison
But sorry. Sorry.
Dalton
But, yeah, he thought. He thought it was both Ben's and
Chris
you were talking to the bush.
Ben
Well, anyway, so we're. We're gonna have to go watch that fight.
Chris
Yeah.
Ben
And, well, here's another thing we got invited to that's actually pretty awesome.
Chris
Awesome.
Ben
Bam Margera's house. Oh, we're going to Bam's. Beginning of June. So working out the details, I'm gonna have, like, some dirt bikes and just some stuff for us, because obviously, we're not skateboarders. I would say Mike is a little bit. Evan is.
Chris
Yeah, a little bit.
Ben
I don't know what, bro.
Evan
Evan, Mike are good.
Harrison
Benny's the only one from the time.
Chris
Mike is good.
Evan
I had seen them skate for, like, seven months.
Ben
Evan's good at everything, bro.
Evan
They can rip the mini. The mini pipe. They can rip.
Chris
They can rip the mini p. Did Evan progress?
Evan
100%.
Ben
Oh, well, then never 100%. Well, we got. We got the skaters, but obviously, like,
Evan
I wasn't even close to them, and I just got bummed because they were way better than me, so I just left. I was like, boys, I can't even skate with you guys. Like, it's not even fun for me. I'm learning. You guys are actually shredding.
Gavin
This could be a good opportunity for Ben to learn how to drop in. Check one of your New Year's resolutions
Ben
will teach you how to got to drop in.
Chris
Yeah, I mean, that sounds.
Ben
He's got like, you could probably do his driveway. It's like a very small slope drop in.
Chris
This could be good.
Harrison
Gonna have to swing through Zoomies and get you a board.
Chris
This could be good. I might. Yeah. I may need. Ken, bring me your freaking. Your knee pads and elbow pads.
Ben
We'll tape you up so good, dude.
Ken
We'll get you a full blown, like, bubble wrap suit. How's that sound?
Ben
Yeah, Suit on them.
Gavin
Listen, bud, if you're going to be doing something, most importantly, you need an outfit. And I'm looking forward to dressing you up.
Chris
Jeez Louise.
Gavin
And just pulling out the stupidest thing off the rag going, wear this.
Ben
He goes rolling in there. Everyone's like, just kind of looking normal. Bs. Like, what the wrong with this guy? It's just Ben standing there holding his board by his trucks.
Evan
Spongebob board.
Ben
That's like not how you hold the mall grab. Yeah, they call it the mall.
Chris
Get ready to drop it in.
Gavin
And why can't you hold it by the trucks? That seems like the most convenient way to hold it.
Ben
No, that's just not. That's just. That's how they determine whether you're a poser or a skater.
Chris
These are the things that I need to know.
Ben
Yeah, we'll fill you in, but will be there as well, so they'll help you out.
Chris
And I'm sure, though, I actually think
Harrison
that we've talked so much about this, I think Ben's just gonna like, do it right away.
Dalton
I thought the same. It's gonna be like anticlimactic because it's not hard and you'll do it easily because you're coordinated and.
Gavin
But then we'll do what he does and he goes, can now do the bigger ones, bro.
Harrison
We'll ramp it up. We'll ramp it up. I saw they have a ramp into a pool. Perhaps that would be a good one for you.
Gavin
Jeez, that'd be fun. End up in water.
Chris
We'll find out.
Ben
Yeah, I'm excited just because, dude, I watched so much FEA Labam growing up. So now it's like going to his house that they like filmed all this stuff at is going to be. I mean, it's just.
Dalton
It's long time coming.
Ben
I mean. Yeah. After I meet Bam Margera, the only person left to meet that's like an idol of mine would be Rob Dyrdek. And then it's like, we did it. Then we can just Call it.
Gavin
You can go full time company.
Ben
The company's full time. Bobby getting the buffalo, then I'll go rancher. But yes, we got that coming up. That's gonna be sick. We filmed a hill climb that was fun. I mean, Spenny, you did a. What'd you think about that?
Evan
It was gnarly, man. Man, it was a gnarly hill.
Gavin
That's one of those things. Like, we're pretty good at making things look good on camera. But hills. Hills are hard to capture. Even when you're looking at the hill, you go, it's not that bad. And then I have to hike to where Spenny's stuck on the hill.
Ben
It was so straight up ridiculous.
Evan
It was a big climb. I actually. There was a second there where I was thinking, it's going to be tough to make.
Ben
What was it? It was the hardest hill in North America. Yeah.
Evan
I don't know if I'd say. Yeah, you could say hardest part of it is lines you go on when
Harrison
they do the event. Like, we just had an open hill when they do an event there. It's like zigzag up the hill, which I think is what really takes it to the next difficulty level that we didn't.
Ben
Yeah.
Harrison
So basically have to do.
Ben
So basically this video is coming up in. I don't know, it might be a month just because I'm looking at the board. There's so many things that were other videos that we're working on that are going to come. Come out before that. But we went to this hill. It's not even a hill. It was like a mountain, but it was on, like, the border of Canada, basically, way up there and brought, like, a bunch of bikes.
Evan
Was it a thousand?
Ben
Yeah, dude. It was insane. I couldn't even walk up.
Evan
It was huge. It was a huge hill.
Chris
Massive.
Ben
And Evan, Benny and Mike tried riding various dirt bikes up it.
Dalton
I tried. Evan tried harder.
Ben
Evan made.
Dalton
You did make it. And then Spenny tried really hard and
Gavin
made it a lot.
Chris
I.
Evan
There was a point, though, like, yes, we did show up on 250Fs, which is not what you want to start on for a hill.
Gavin
Not a hill climb bike.
Evan
Yeah, not really a hill climb bike. But Evan the Stark. I mean, he crushed it on that. And then Mike had a. He would have made it on the 500 if it stayed together.
Dalton
But, dude, I. I felt better when we talked to some of the locals and they're, like, sick.
Chris
Like, what.
Evan
What bikes did you bring?
Dalton
Did you make it? And I was like, I didn't make it. I was on my 500 and they're like, oh, you guys don't have extended arms. You're not going to make it then. And I was like, oh, none of the bikes have extended swing arms. Spenny already made it on his stock 250 and they're like, no, no, I didn't.
Chris
I'm like, yeah, dude. Yeah, he did.
Dalton
So that made me feel better.
Evan
Yeah, it was gnarly. It was a. It was one of the gnarlier hills I've done. Honestly, it probably was one of the gnarliest hills I've done for sure on a 250F. Yeah, it was. It was.
Dalton
I'd say when you see, obviously you could look, you could go to the bottom of, like, the Tetons and say, like, oh, that's a harder hill. But this is the hardest sanctioned race hill in the series, and it was gnarly.
Gavin
The next video we lined spending up at the bottom of the Grand Teton. Okay, bud, ride.
Evan
You can do it.
Gavin
There's guys rock climbing, free soloing.
Evan
I would try.
Chris
You could do it, too.
Gavin
Well, good stuff, boys. Glad. Glad to be back. We got a busy, busy week of filming and doing fun stuff. So thank you guys for watching and listening this week.
Harrison
Week.
Gavin
We'll see you next Tuesday.
Ben
Dude, we have so much good stuff planned. All right, hit the subscribe button.
Chris
Thank you, boys.
Dalton
Bye.
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This episode is an unscripted, laugh-packed ride through the wild adventures of Ben’s Vegas bachelor party, featuring the entire CboysTV crew. The guys share chaotic, hilarious, and heartwarming stories from a trip that escalated into an impromptu wedding, outrageous club nights, high-stakes gambling, new alter egos, and Ken’s first-ever tattoo. The conversation veers between behind-the-scenes bachelor shenanigans, touching on relationships, business updates, and upcoming projects for the CboysTV channel—all delivered with the group’s signature blend of humor, camaraderie, and raw storytelling.
Landing in Vegas & Crew Size
Golfing Mayhem
Pay-to-Play Vegas Vibes
Water Dumping Prank
Bizarre Club Experiences
Meeting & Courting
Impromptu Wedding
Notable Mishaps
Family Reactions
High-Stakes Gambling
Birth of Bobby Lotzer (CJ’s Alter Ego)
Pool Pushes & Wrestling
Afterparty Antics
Vegas Aftermath
Upcoming Events & Channel Teasers
On Ryan’s Early Blackout:
"First day, dude, he was hammered. I just remember Ryan came by me and ran into my golf cart and then just goes. Keeps going." – Ben (05:41)
On Ryan Joining for the Water Dump:
"…we went and dumped 14 gallons of water on him." – Chris (11:11)
"I honestly was happy because I went, oh, well, at least the guys had a good laugh." – Gavin (13:45)
On Gavin’s Vegas Marriage:
"…within what, seven hours we were set up at the Little White Chapel at 8:45. We missed a helicopter ride so Gavin could get married." – Ben (42:08)
On the Wedding:
"If I’m getting married, every one of you guys ... are cutting your sleeves off your suits." – Chris (44:49)
"I walked down and I, I proposed on camera. I’m like, dude, I think you guys need to get married." – Ben (41:27)
On Gambling Together:
"We all chip in on this roulette spin. I think we had like eight or nine grand down on it. And it hits on red. So we went berserk, man." – Ben (22:35)
"It was about as fun of a gambling moment as you can have of like, you’re riding one color with your entire group." – Chris (23:01)
CJ’s Alter Ego “Bobby”:
"CJ picked up beautiful cowboy hat … Bobby Lotzer…with his suit and his cowboy hat and a big cigar lit, just puffing on it." – Evan (57:12–57:47)
"His name’s Bobby Lotzer. He just sold 30 of his 500 buffalo." – Evan (59:31)
On Ken’s First Tattoo:
"Ken was being a psycho. You were just sitting there like, ah, this feels good. I like, like it. I want more." – Ben (53:13)
"I was expecting ... tattoo, it's kind of painful, but... oh, this doesn't feel that bad!" – Ken (53:25)
Reflections on Topping the Party:
"I don’t think we can top it. I think we just got to go to like Bangkok or something." – Ben (80:02)
"That was his biggest stunt yet. …getting married after two days..." – Ben (50:46)
This episode encapsulates the essence of CboysTV: wild adventures, brotherhood, and unfiltered comedy. The Vegas bachelor party went from outlandish to legendary, culminating in an impromptu marriage and CboysTV lore that will, without doubt, keep fans entertained for years. With new tattoos, alter egos, and endless inside jokes, the crew’s chemistry is as entertaining as ever—proving that what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas; it fuels the best podcast stories.
For full context, listen to the episode or watch for upcoming videos recapping the chaos on CboysTV’s channels.