What Really Happened on Money Mike’s Bachelor Party, Gavin’s Dangerous Driving, Getting Drafted

Summary

Podcast Summary: "What Really Happened on Money Mike’s Bachelor Party, Gavin’s Dangerous Driving, Getting Drafted"

Released on July 8, 2025

Introduction In this high-energy episode of Life Wide Open with CboysTV, hosts CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Micah delve into the unforgettable events of Money Mike’s bachelor party, highlight Gavin’s perilous driving antics, and explore the looming threat of being drafted. Excluding advertisements and non-content segments, the discussion offers a candid and humorous recounting of their adventures, challenges, and personal insights.

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1. Money Mike’s Bachelor Party at Lake Powell

Overview The episode kicks off with an in-depth recount of the bachelor party held at Lake Powell. The group describes the sheer scale and beauty of the location, emphasizing its vastness compared to other well-known lakes.

Highlights:

• Arrival and Setup:

  • Ken reflects on their initial surprise at Lake Powell’s enormity.

    "Maybe not even speaking for myself. I just didn't expect it to be so big, so massive cascading walls hundreds and hundreds of feet deep." [06:24]

• Journey to the Houseboat:

  • The team describes a strenuous three-hour boat ride with 25 participants aboard a three-story houseboat, highlighting the logistical challenges.

    "We're on a three-story houseboat this weekend, and it was over an hour drive to get out there on a boat." [06:24]

• Private Jet Experience:

  • Ryan shares his regret about missing out on the private jet ride, expressing disappointment over not being part of the legendary stories that emerged from the event.

    "And then on top of that the fact that Justin's bash party was such a legendary time... I'm missing out on something that we're gonna be talking about forever." [07:18]

• Heavy D’s Arrival with a Blackhawk Helicopter:

  • Ken describes the awe-inspiring moment when Heavy D arrived in a Blackhawk helicopter, elevating the bachelor party to unprecedented heights.

    "He was like, this is super rare to fly like eight people. He was saying usually it's just one or two." [12:21]

Notable Quotes:

• Ken: "It was easily the most baller thing I have ever done." [11:57]
• Ryan: "You could still get an infection in your other ear, but wouldn't matter." [03:18]

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2. Gavin’s Dangerous Driving and Jet Ski Mishaps

Overview The conversation shifts to Gavin's notorious driving skills, particularly his handling of jet skis during the bachelor party. The group discusses several near-miss incidents and Gavin's lack of self-awareness when endangering others.

Highlights:

• Jet Ski Collisions:

  • Ryan and Dalton recount how Gavin unintentionally sprayed the entire boat with water multiple times, causing frustration among the group.

    "Dalton was beefing with Gavin a little bit... 'What is wrong with you, Gav? You are such an idiot.'" [23:22]

• Situational Awareness:

  • Ryan emphasizes Gavin’s poor judgment on jet skis.

    "His situational awareness... Gavin's spraying the entire boat... and he just comes up next to us and just hangs a turn." [23:43]

Notable Quotes:

• Dalton: "He sprayed the entire boat like cameras, cell phones, a dozen times." [23:28]
• Ryan: "How hard would you want to run around with an infection in your ear?" [02:31]

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3. The Threat of Being Drafted

Overview A significant portion of the episode delves into the theoretical scenario of being drafted into the military. The hosts humorously debate who among them would be most likely to be selected and how each would handle the situation.

Highlights:

• Eligibility and Readiness:

  • Mike clarifies the age range for the draft, suggesting most of the group is too old or medically ineligible.

    "I think you're too old to be drafted now." [54:40]

• Personal Disabilities:

  • Both Dalton and Ken mention having disabilities that would exempt them from the draft.

    "I have a disability, so I wouldn't have been able to do anything." [55:24]

• Potential Roles:

  • The group humorously speculates on what roles they might take if drafted, often leading to playful jabs at each other’s personalities and skills.

    Ryan: "I think he would be a sniper take. Like, a whole town out." [56:30]

Notable Quotes:

• Ryan: "If you keep talking back, you'll be getting drafted right away." [56:19]
• Ken: "He's got the mustache and a buzz cut. He's ready for it." [56:20]

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4. Real ID Hassles and Travel Challenges

Overview The hosts share their frustrations with the Real ID implementation, detailing the bureaucratic hurdles they've faced while trying to obtain compliant identification.

Highlights:

• Personal Experiences:

  • Marvel Ad (Ryan) describes a particularly frustrating experience with proving residency, highlighting the inefficiency of the system.

    "I brought like 50 different documents... 'I don't think this is going to go through.'" [51:21]

• System Delays:

  • The group discusses the ongoing delays and complications caused by the Real ID rollout, expressing exasperation over the extended waiting periods.

Notable Quotes:

• Dalton: "It's just so inconvenient. I wish there was a better way." [52:57]
• Ryan: "It's completely different than even drinking five beers because... that's almost like a beer and a half a Tony." [14:34]

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5. Motorcycle Adventures and Safety Concerns

Overview Transitioning to lighter topics, the hosts engage in a spirited discussion about motorcycles—choosing models, safety issues, and personal preferences. They also share humorous anecdotes related to their biking experiences.

Highlights:

• Preferred Models:

  • Dalton talks about his interest in the Yamaha MT09 and R6, debating the practicality versus performance.

    "Maybe an MT09. I mean, an R6 also." [70:17]

• Safety and Accidents:

  • The group shares stories of motorcycle-related mishaps, emphasizing the inherent risks of riding fast bikes on public roads.

    Dalton: "You can be the best rider, but when there's a deer, there's nothing you can do." [76:47]

• Maintenance and Modifications:

  • Discussions about bike maintenance, such as handling flat tires and modifying motorcycles for better performance or aesthetics.

Notable Quotes:

• Gavin: "It's directly unpredictable when a deer will cross your path." [76:44]
• Ryan: "If I could, I'd maybe add one more inch." [46:50]

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6. Political Commentary: US-Iran Relations and Military Power

Overview The hosts briefly touch upon geopolitical issues, specifically the US's military actions against Iran and the implications of such moves on global politics.

Highlights:

• US Military Actions:

  • Ryan explains the strategic bombing of Iran's uranium enrichment facilities, discussing its necessity and potential repercussions.

    "From what I gathered, it seemed like a smart play to me because... you definitely don't want them having this bomb that's capable of mass destruction." [61:16]

• Global Perceptions:

  • The conversation explores how these actions affect the US's standing internationally and the perceptions of other nations regarding American military prowess.

    Marvel Ad: "It shows the power of the US to the rest of the countries." [64:34]

Notable Quotes:

• Mike: "Like the US Bombed the facility where they were enriching the uranium." [61:05]
• Ryan: "Others might see it as an example not to mess with us." [64:57]

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7. Final Thoughts and Closing Remarks

Overview As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on their experiences, share final anecdotes, and interact with each other in their signature humorous style.

Highlights:

• Memorable Moments:

  • Dalton reminisces about the fun yet chaotic moments on the houseboat, including cake mishaps and late-night activities.

    "It was one of the best times I've had. Just the boys out in the woods getting after it." [36:19]

• Host Interactions:

  • Light-hearted banter continues as the group teases each other about mishaps, reinforcing their camaraderie.

Notable Quotes:

• Ken: "I grabbed the rod and first cast caught a bass. What are the odds, dude?" [40:49]
• Ryan: "Everyone would run after you if you saw a turtle while riding an R6." [77:30]

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Conclusion This episode of Life Wide Open with CboysTV offers listeners a blend of thrilling adventures, humorous misadventures, and insightful discussions about real-world issues. From the grandeur of Lake Powell to the pitfalls of jet skiing and the complexities of modern identification systems, the hosts provide an engaging narrative that highlights their friendship and unique perspectives.

Follow & Connect Stay tuned for more untold stories and behind-the-scenes glimpses every Tuesday at 9am CT. Follow Life Wide Open on all podcast platforms and Instagram @lifewideopenpodcast.

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[Ryan]

I had a seat on a private jet that I didn't get to ride on.

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[Gavin]

Dude, me and Ben had a sick jet ski rip.

[Ken]

As long as you guys didn't go like, watch the sunset or anything.

[Gavin]

No, we did. Don't be posting that, buzz cutter. You'll be getting drafted right away.

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[Dalton]

No, the cake is in the right side.

[Ken]

That was the unfortunate part about that whole ordeal.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Still dealing with that.

[Dalton]

Yes. I have an infection on one side and I'm deaf on the other.

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[Dalton]

Pouring all kinds of in my ear.

[Ken]

You were pouring that honey that C.J. got in there.

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Wait, you still have cake in your.

[Dalton]

No, I think I have like an infection from the cake that was in my ear.

[Ryan]

Oh, wow. That's happened two times now.

[Dalton]

Dude, he has a 5050 shot of hitting the Ear that doesn't matter. And both times smacks it in the.

[Ryan]

Well, I think you could still get an infection in your other ear, but wouldn't matter.

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It would hurt.

[Ryan]

I don't think you'd want to run around with an infection in your ear.

[Dalton]

Yeah, it just feels like I have, like, liquid in it all the time. Like, it doesn't hurt that bad. It just feels like it's half plugged.

[Ryan]

I almost wonder if you should go to, like, your throat and nose doctor because they can flush that out or even just go to it. Like, one time I had to go to the emergency room when I was in high school because it got clogged full of wax. I basically end packing it to the eardrum and I was deaf in that ear. Wrote it out for like five days until I missed my alarm because I couldn't hear. Then my mom was like, all right, we're going to the er. And then they just took a thing. It felt so good. See, I. It felt so.

[Dalton]

I don't think it feels good. I've had it done before. It feels so icky.

[Ken]

Same thing happened to me. Just a pro tip. You don't need to go to the ER unless it's like, really hurting. But yeah, you just squirt that in there and it's concerning the amount of.

[Ryan]

Unless you have the thing. I guess if you don't have the thing, go there. But, like, quite a bit of pressure.

[Dalton]

Well, I think, you know, it kind of could go either way. Like, I don't really like the feeling you do. It's probably like a colonoscopy. Like, some people hate it.

[Ryan]

You'd probably like that.

[Dalton]

I wouldn't not. No, no.

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[Ryan]

Now Benny's just catching strays sitting over there on the side.

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Yeah, he's not here to defend himself. No, I, I, I used to get Earx all the time from swimming. Like, swimmers here.

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[Dalton]

It was brown. I wasn't do it.

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Oh, I must have been more drunk than I thought. I don't Know if I should have been doing that, Ryan? Holy.

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[Ken]

Peroxide in your ears. Okay.

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Oh, is it?

[Ken]

Yeah.

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Okay. I guess I'd never done that.

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Oh, my God, Ryan, I'm glad that you were okay.

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I'm glad we didn't talk about that because it felt like pop rocks in my ear.

[Ken]

Like, it was literally, I guess, kind of what Evan said. Like, I think it's a cool feeling.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

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I think if, you know you're gonna, like, stand up and your ear isn't gonna fall off zombie style, then yeah.

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Yeah. I probably shouldn't have been playing doctor after that many Tonys, but rubbing alcohol, you pour it into your ear and you sit there for like 3 minutes, 5 minutes, and then you stand up and you dump it out, and it, like, takes the water with it. It's changed my life finding that out, though.

[Dalton]

Speaking of swimming, do you guys see I was swimming this weekend? Well, you guys always.

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[Dalton]

Yeah, I did. All right. I just kind of winged it.

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[Mike]

So you're swimming for the first time?

[Dalton]

Well, no, I just wanted you guys all to acknowledge that I was swimming because you always say that I can't.

[Ryan]

Take quite a bit of courage to do that. Gain or backflip off the top. Top of that thing. That was insane, dude.

[Dalton]

That was actually like, the mid level. We were even going up one more story off the railing, bro.

[Ryan]

You kind of courage, dude. You know, don't take this the wrong way. Take this as a compliment, but you're kind of like holding it down for the slightly, slightly bigger guys, you know, like you're doing extreme sports.

[Ken]

Fat gainer.

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[Ken]

All right. So the reason Evan was swimming this weekend was we went on my bachelor party. Ryan did a very good job. I just got to preface that right now. You guys heard we're going to Lake Powell. Lake Powell. Blew my mind. Maybe not even speaking for myself. I just didn't expect it to be so big, so massive cascading walls hundreds and hundreds of feet deep. In some spots, like hours and hours to get across from one point to another. It was epic. We were 25 total males were on a three story houseboat this weekend, and it was over an hour drive to get out there on a boat. So, like, we were out there, we were outside.

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That's freaking crazy. Yeah, I knew we were going out there. Like when we booked this trip, they were like, yeah, you know, we're going to be way out there. You're not just going to be running back to the marina, whatever. And I'm like, oh yeah, okay. You know, it's probably going to be like, you know, CJ's house to like twice as far as Zorbas. I figured it was going to be like in view damn near. And we went 42 miles. Yeah, 42 miles from the marina. It's like two hours in a wakeboat at full throttle. We're all loaded down with our suitcases and like we were out there.

[Ryan]

How big was that wake boat?

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[Ryan]

24Ft only.

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Yeah, yeah, we were, we were packed in there like sardines.

[Ken]

We used to have full throttle topping at 18.

[Ryan]

So I didn't go because the night before, basically I just, I was super sick and I just was like, I can't do it. I have to bail out last minute. Which sucked. So like I honestly don't really know what all went down. I was just too bummed out to even watch your guys stories. I could not.

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[Ryan]

Couldn't even look at them. I still haven't like it's probably gonna be hard for me to watch. I'll probably be over by the time a video comes out. But I was so bummed about it. So like I know as much as the listener does, which is nothing, dude.

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I felt very bad like posting stories knowing that you were supposed to be there, couldn't even do it and you were just going to watch it with like fomo. Cuz it's like one thing if like you're not there and you're like, oh, it looks like you're having fun, but it's one thing if you were supposed to be there, right? You know, So I did, I did feel bad. But everyone also the entire time was like, oh, this is sick. Wish CJ was here.

[Ryan]

Well, thanks guys.

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[Ryan]

And then on top of that, just the fact that Justin's bash party was such a legendary time, like we're still talking about it four or five years later. I was just like, I'm missing out on something that we're gonna be talking about for probably ever, which sucks. And then on top of that the fact that we bought a private jet, like, like I had, I had a seat on a private jet. Not cheap that I didn't get to ride on, but whatever.

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[Ryan]

I did think about that when I was sitting at home. I was like, there's only one thing more baller than riding on a private jet and that's paying for it and not going.

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The worst part is too is like it was like such late notice of you canceling out. It was, it was just an empty seat. And then, you know, like I know everyone else that. That flew commercial was like, damn, would have been nice to have that seat, huh?

[Ryan]

Well, I kind of pulled out.

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[Ryan]

I mean it was probably like 4 or 5 in the morning. I was just like, there's no way I'm sitting on a boat for three days feeling like this, like rocking is going to be 110 degrees.

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[Ryan]

I actually do feel like I did. Yeah. But I'm just still bummed about it. But anyway, so I'm in the same boat as the listener. I don't know that much, but yeah. So a two hour ride on a wake boat is. It's a long, long journey.

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Let me tell you how the morning started though. Not to. Not to rub this in a little bit more. It starts out hot. Ken walks into the room. He's wearing the widest pants that anybody's ever seen.

[Ryan]

I saw those, right? He was wearing them at home. Well, I go, what the.

[Ken]

Did you die laughing? Because I did.

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I think my favorite part is Ken was wearing like the widest load pants you'll ever see. But his shirt was like one size too small. So it was a little out of proportion.

[Dalton]

50 inch legs, each leg opening had.

[Mike]

Fit was 50 inches, which when I bought them, that was the biggest in stock size leg opening Jinko had.

[Ryan]

I could see Dalton wearing those each leg.

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[Dalton]

Considerably bigger than the waist side is each.

[Ken]

Each leg. Yeah.

[Dalton]

Insane.

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So what happened to Jenko though? Like real quick. They just went out of style. Out of style?

[Ken]

Yeah. I was just gonna say like I'll be the one to say it. They're insane looking.

[Dalton]

They're not cheap either.

[Ken]

Yeah, they're kind of.

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[Dalton]

Well, yeah, it's double if not triple the denim.

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It's a lot of material.

[Mike]

It's double the material. That's True Skinny jeans.

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[Mike]

Yeah, they were double the price of my damn.

[Dalton]

You could make three pairs of those skin jeans out of those easily.

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Probably.

[Ken]

Yeah. So, yeah, Ken rolls up in those.

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Ken sets the tone by wearing the widest pants that anybody's ever seen. Right. The boys are immediately just laughing. We're just firing already. And so we're like, we had a set time that we were supposed to. To leave. And we check Mike's location. Where is he? 45 minutes away.

[Ken]

Not true.

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And we were supposed to leave like. Like five minutes away.

[Ken]

Ten minutes. You guys said you were leaving at 9:30. And I got to the shop at 9:28.

[Dalton]

We were all at the shop ready to go. And you were just like, hitting the downer road.

[Ken]

Yeah, well, that's when I got to the shop, so.

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So we're like, well, the jets not gonna leave him. But we were like, we probably should get there. So they know, like, somebody's at least hopping on this thing, right? So we go to the airport and I call Mike, and I was like, yo, Mike, just meet us at the airport and we'll meet you on. Literally on the Runway. And so we're standing there, and Mike comes around the corner in his Viper, and he pulls up and he parks it right in front of the jet, and he hops out, throws his bags in it. And I was. I was standing there just like. It brought a tear to my eye. Like, I was just like, this has got to be the most baller thing I've ever seen Mike do. And he's on his way to his bachelor party and just pulled up in his Viper. Bro, it was so sick.

[Ken]

It was easily the most baller thing I have ever done.

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That was awesome.

[Dalton]

The pilots were amazing.

[Gavin]

They liked it.

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Oh, they loved it. Yeah. They were just, like, immediately on the same level as we were.

[Ken]

And they were saying, like, obviously we were there to have fun. So no matter how big or small our group would have been on the plane, they would have loved us. But they said that they usually just fly one to two guys. So he's like, seven of you guys already having fun?

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Yeah. He was like, this. This is super rare to fly like, eight. Eight people like this. He was like, usually it's just one or two.

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[Ken]

Mega, dude.

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People that treat it like an Uber.

[Dalton]

The craziest thing to me was just walking onto the plane with a crisper full of beers. Yeah, that was pretty awesome.

[Ken]

Wasn't it?

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So we hop on. We're immediately joking with the pilots, like, what's the weight limit on this thing? And Gavin's like, because I'm gonna try and bring a couple girls home if we can. And these guys are like, what kind of girls you into? And he's like, big ones.380, you know? And so the pilot is immediately, like, just sick. We hop on there, bro, and we're still sitting there, and they're just like. The pilots are in the front, the cockpit, like, you know, flicking all the buttons and. Right. And Gavin looks over and goes, I think I could drink five Tony's before we take off.

[Ken]

And then I'm just immediately, like, absolutely $100 on it. Let's go. And he gets four in right before we take off. Teary, teary eyed, about to throw up, like, yeah.

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Doing the thing where he goes like. And I'm like, we haven't even taken off yet. They're gonna be like, we can't now.

[Dalton]

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

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What's the deal with, like, if you.

[Ryan]

Throw up on a private jet?

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I don't know.

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It's got to be more than an Uber, I'll tell you that much. Uber's like 500 bucks.

[Dalton]

The thing was, is the Tonys were as cold as they're gonna get out of the fridge into a cooler full of ice. And then he just starts.

[Ken]

Yeah, it was just.

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Oh, crisp.

[Dalton]

Insane. Yeah, insane.

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And he got. He got four in, though. And he was like, I can't do it. I can't do it. You might have even gotten four and a half in, like, just before accomplishing it. And he was like, I can't do it.

[Ken]

And then he just immediately, like, as soon as he said, I can't do it, takes out his billfold, starts giving. Like, that was not part of the deal. And I was like, you might as well try to finish.

[Dalton]

Ryan was the only voice of reason there. Like, I don't want to say we were overly encouraging it, but we definitely weren't discouraging. Discouraging it. And Ryan's like, gav, you don't need to do this. Is it worth it?

[Ryan]

5Tonys is a lot.

[Ken]

It is in a matter of 15 minutes.

[Ryan]

It's completely different than even drinking five beers because, like, how much more? That's almost like, I'd say a beer and a half a Tony.

[Dalton]

No, it's 5%. Most beers, 4.2 to 5.

[Ryan]

A little bit more.

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That puts you right into the middle of the Tony paradox, which is a scary place to be.

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Yeah. The craziest part though is like, you were like, oh, he had to have been pretty lit, dude. I. To this day, I don't know if I've ever seen Gavin actually drunk.

[Ken]

I would second that, dude.

[Gavin]

I don't know.

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The dude is so. He's so big.

[Ryan]

I think he just acts so drunk all the time.

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You don't know that.

[Ryan]

It's hard to tell from when he's drunk to when he's just normal.

[Dalton]

I think he sweats a little more. That's how you can tell he gets a little more red.

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His nose has a constant like 17 beads of sweat on his.

[Ryan]

Gets more back to like it'll get like barely on.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like it's just hanging on by a thread.

[Dalton]

You wouldn't think so, but he actually gets a couple notches louder. Just a little bit.

[Ken]

Yeah. Yeah. So the flight obviously for. Well, for everyone went great. And then we, we pulled up to the airport and we get in, we have two trucks or 15 of us, and so we're like. It's like, it's literally 107 degrees on the tarmac and seven of us in the front of a raptor and another five in the back, but under a.

[Dalton]

Black hopper, black truck, black topper, dude.

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It was just like.

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And everyone's like, private jet to this.

[Ryan]

What the fuck you guys would have thought? You're going over the border, dude.

[Ken]

That's kind of how we were drinking.

[Dalton]

A hot bottle of wine in the back. 107 degrees. It was an experience there.

[Ken]

And we, you know, 15 minute drive to the, to the marina and then you get. You. You can't walk down to the. Where the boats are. You have to get a ride from the guys there. So everybody piles in some Kawasaki mules down to the marina. Then we're down at the marina. We're waiting on Jake. Jake drove from Phoenix to. To page five hours. He was topping his Audi A4 out. And then that's a car for Jake. Yeah.

[Ryan]

A better car for him.

[Ken]

He was. He pulls up and then that's when we hit that almost two hour ride out to the houseboat. Everybody had the same vibe of like, we're really, we're in there, boys, we're doing this. And yes.

[Ryan]

It was out in the middle.

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah. As you can imagine, there wasn't any, like going out. There was no, like. Yeah, like, it was just, you either want to get in the water or you want to hike or you're on the boat. That's it.

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[Ryan]

Nature telling Alex Lake Havasu the whole time leading up to it too. So she, until that night, like, oh, it turns out we're going to Lake Powell, not Havasu.

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[Ken]

But yeah, there's no such thing as like sandbar or any meetup spot really at all.

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Yeah, it was just like super desolate. Like there's houseboats, which I didn't really know what a houseboat was until being there of like the scale of these houseboats, right? Like they are literal yachts, but they're not yachts because they want to be able to pull up to the shoreline. You can't do that in a yacht apparently. I was learning all this as, as I was asking these questions of like interviewing Dude. I can't describe to you how much money it takes to like play out there. Like it's not like you just get a boat. It doesn't matter what kind of boat it is. It could be a fishing boat and you can go and enjoy the same as anyone else there. It's like, dude, these houseboats are like a million, 2, 3, 4, 5, $6 million houseboats, right? They're like literal mansions on water. And the dinghies for these houseboats are like the nicest boats that you've ever seen around here. It's like a $500,000 wakeboard boat is just their dinghy on these things. So it's like if you were in like the, the harbor of Miami, right, And you see all these big yachts, that's like the equivalent of just driving around Lake Powell. But there's these houseboats that are like tucked into these little coves because like it's quite opposite of what you would imagine like going to the lake and going to like a party lake would be. It's like these people get out there and they want to just like be completely alone and not be surrounded by any. Anyone, right? So there's like all these different like little veins and coves of like these million dollar houseboats just Stanced up and a bunch of people like on them, but no one was like together.

[Ken]

And on average, guess how much they cost to fill up depending on how much fuel is.

[Ryan]

10 grand.

[Dalton]

Thousand gallon fuel tank and it's $9.50 a gallon.

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[Ryan]

At for dockside, they just ream you.

[Ken]

Yeah, they do.

[Ryan]

I mean, no matter if you're filling up on the lake, like you're paying for the convenience of not having to lug your gas cans.

[Ken]

But that was the downside is that the tanks were so big, there's no such thing as like, hey, bring your fuel truck down here or some something from the shore. It's just not a thing.

[Dalton]

It was cool. The. So the fuel tanks are so big because when you're out there, you got to run the generator for power on everything. So that's built in and then there's like a fuel pump on it so you can fill up all the jet skis, the wake boat and all that. You pump right back out of the.

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[Dalton]

I can't believe Gav didn't know hurt somebody.

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[Gavin]

And I.

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It's like the first day.

[Ryan]

Each other.

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Trying to spray each other.

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They would know how to spray.

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They would try and spray each other. But Gavin is so, so bad at judging his.

[Ken]

He's not.

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He's so bad at judging his distance of when he should turn right. So he's like turning last second. And then Jake luckily is like, you.

[Dalton]

Got getting out of the way.

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He's kind of just like driving forward a little bit so Gavin doesn't hit him. But then Gavin's like, oh, I didn't hit him. So I'm going to try and get closer the next time.

[Ken]

It's like that classic jet ski move when you bounce off each other's wake. Like you should hit each other if you would have been on ground. Ryan legitimately told him to park it.

[Dalton]

It's his situational awareness. He sprayed the entire boat. Like cameras, cell phones, like a dozen times, like unintentionally. Well, you know, the jet skis, they shoot the water out the. So we just like turn around, give it some gas to shoot that in. Going across the lake at like 25 miles an hour. And he just comes up next to us and just hangs a turn. Just cooks. Cooks the whole boat or.

[Gavin]

What did I do?

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[Ryan]

So doll was beefing with Gav a little bit.

[Ken]

A little bit. He does get a little frustrated.

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Yeah, he would. But I'm like, dude, he's like a puppy dog that doesn't know that. Yeah, he's like the nut. You can't get mad at this guy.

[Ryan]

So tell me what the inside of this houseboat's like. Like, very nice. Was there ac? Like, how was it?

[Dalton]

They're into a nice rv. Like a night. Like, a real nice rv. Yeah, bigger.

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[Mike]

Full size shower. Like.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Plenty of square feet in there where you're not crammed.

[Ken]

Like a. I mean. But anyway, that was a kind of weird part. I mean, we were living pretty lavish on this houseboat, but a couple of the guys from the Powerheads group, they ripped probably like 40 games of Fortnite over the weekend because. Dude. So no service, but Starlink. Shout out. Starlink, dude. Like, we had three Starlinks there, I believe. And everybody had Internet.

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[Ken]

Everybody had dialed Internet. Like, we were, you know, posting and uploading, downloading and. Yeah, they were ripping Fortnite. It was hilarious.

[Ryan]

Wait, so, like, inside?

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah. In. In the living room. And then we watched the. The latest video. That was pretty cool.

[Ryan]

So they just didn't care about being on the water or what? They're just out there so much.

[Ken]

I think they just were out there so much.

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[Ken]

Yeah.

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[Ryan]

You know what was the cherry on top, though, that really made me just bummed was when Heavy D pulled up.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Pulling up with the Blackhawk and he got his freaking Blackhawk carrier and like just all his. His whole crew was there.

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[Mike]

It's a. It's like a national park, essentially.

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[Mike]

It's all Navajo land on Navajo land on the Arizona.

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[Ryan]

An aircraft carrier for like the.

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Yeah. And sent his guys out and then sure enough, he came landed on the bar. Dude. It was so sketchy though. Like, it was sketchy.

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The first landing. He's like, I can't remember what he was saying that I was now like in. But I was a part of the flying team where he told me to land. He's like, tell me where we are on the barge so we can land. I'm like, I don't think I'm qualified. He's like, you're the only guy here, man. Like, just call it out.

[Ken]

I was expecting the barge to be like so much bigger because there was. Yeah, there was five feet on either side of the helicopter wheels. Like, that's not.

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[Ken]

Not that much.

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[Dalton]

Yeah.

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So it's actually sick. I got in the boat with him and then we went all the way back and then we went to the boo store and then hopped in the helicopter and went back.

[Ryan]

That's sick. How long of a helicopter flight was it?

[Dalton]

10 minutes, 15 minutes.

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[Ryan]

Where'd you land that thing? In the parking lot?

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[Ken]

Yeah, I did end up drinking.

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[Ken]

I did. I took a shot of Casa Zul on the helicopter on the last second to last day.

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[Ken]

Once we were on Saturday, I was just like, chilling. We had some. Some other goodies there. And once I saw how hungover everyone was on Saturday, I actually was like, dude, you guys all look like shit. Granted, I did too. We were just so sleepless. But on the last day, we're in the helicopter, doors open, flying over the canyons. Ken snuck the bottle of 175tequila on, and I'm like, I can't not if.

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[Dalton]

Yeah, that's true.

[Ken]

Yeah, that. That was pretty funny.

[Ryan]

So how was it? Were you like, oh, I like this. I want to do a little more of it.

[Ken]

Let's just say I do remember how tasty it was.

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[Ryan]

You thought it was tasty?

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[Ken]

Like, I mean, I want to say.

[Ryan]

It'S all good, but it's still.

[Ken]

I was just like, good.

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[Ryan]

Tony, that's like refreshing.

[Ken]

No, it was good. It was good. It was just like such a. It didn't even. Obviously it didn't feel real. Like being up in the helicopter like that with the doors open. He'll ride up in the flats, and the flats just feel like a desert. And then you go. It's essentially like the Grand Canyon. And you kind of like. He'll tip over the edge, like, turn the helicopter sideways while the doors are open and it dumps over a 400 foot cliff. The most badass feeling ever.

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[Ryan]

I know, Like, Jeff was pumped, obviously.

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Mark and Tin Jeff and Justin.

[Ken]

Then he was like.

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Spenny couldn't wrap his Canadian mind around a Blackhawk helicopter. He was like, dude, how can somebody own this thing, man? How can some. How is this legal, man?

[Ken]

Yeah, that was cool. And that was cool. We're having tons of fun up until then. And then Heavy D rolls up. He rolled up in a sweet house boat, Lots of toys.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they just have it going on, man.

[Ken]

I would say this is probably. I mean, you guys listening on the podcast are aware that sometimes our tendencies aren't fully straight. I mean, you guys. You guys. I mean, we talk. We can't go a podcast without talking about something fruity. Fruity. All right.

[Dalton]

Spenny's sweating over there on the coach.

[Ken]

It's like, probably the least straight. I've seen everyone act.

[Ryan]

Everyone was acting that way.

[Ken]

Not everyone.

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[Ken]

Your gaydar was going off, but you were also, like, dropping gay missiles everywhere.

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[Gavin]

Yeah, the gay tales.

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Spending. I'm just calling it as I see it, man.

[Ken]

It was hilarious. But honestly, like, I'd be.

[Ryan]

I'd be honestly happy for you when.

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[Ryan]

You know, it looks great, but it could give possibly.

[Dalton]

Like, one morning, it was. I think it was Saturday morning when Spenny woke up. His mustache was covered in brisket.

[Ryan]

Brisket? What do you mean?

[Dalton]

He was hanging with the chef. And then. And then we're like, spending. What's going on here? He's like, you know, ev, you gotta.

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[Mike]

Does anyone see?

[Ryan]

He looks like Freddie Mercury. He looks like.

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[Ryan]

We should get him that outfit.

[Dalton]

Hey, and don't forget what happened to Freddie Mercury.

[Ryan]

Our gayar has been on high alert. It seems like in the last month, like, you know.

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[Ryan]

We've had friends that we were speculating, and then we were like, okay, never mind. They're in the clear. They're good. Then it just gets tossed onto a new guy, and it's like, okay, so now Spenny, like, you guys all came back.

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[Ryan]

I think he might be gay.

[Dalton]

Well, I think it's because, like, Supercross did that whole pride thing, so now he feels more comfortable.

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Supercross did a pride thing?

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Yeah. What is up with that?

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That didn't really seem target demo for them.

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No, I think it was pretty heavily backlashed.

[Dalton]

Yeah, they had to turn commenting off pretty quick.

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[Ryan]

What the do you want a proposal between me and this guy?

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In the height of me calling it as I. I was seeing it, we'll say that Benny had an idea that he pitched me and that was he would get fake tits for $50,000.

[Gavin]

No, I never proposed.

[Ken]

You guys talked about it.

[Ryan]

I never proposed.

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[Ryan]

Steve O. Was talking about doing this. Yep.

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And so I went to spending. I said, is this true? And he said, I wouldn't do it for 50. I said, well, what's the price? We landed on 75. We landed on 75. But we're gonna have a contract for.

[Gavin]

Deed where it's gonna own them for the first year.

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[Ryan]

Holy shit, dude. You can just be coasting to get to this deal.

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[Gavin]

I was. I actually was mapping out what I was gonna buy. I was gonna go for a down payment on a house and a nice iced out chain.

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[Ryan]

Limited amount of people, you'd be limiting the girls that you might be into and the guys that you also might be into because, like, you're kind of in this in between space, you know?

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[Ryan]

But also, you'd probably open yourself up to a new demographic.

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[Gavin]

It could go good, but I'm scared that it would go bad. I'm honestly scared that it would just.

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[Ryan]

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[Gavin]

I mean, it would be pretty hilarious, but I'm scared it would ruin my life.

[Ryan]

Could just gain a bunch of weight.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

Keep it natural.

[Gavin]

Ben was the one who actually told me a full nighttime story about things that he was thinking in his mind.

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[Ryan]

Why were you putting them to sleep like you guys were sleeping in the same, bro?

[Dalton]

You know, we were just laying on an air mattress looking at the stars and stories were flowing.

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[Dalton]

There's anything weird about that?

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Yeah.

[Ken]

Gosh dang.

[Dalton]

It had to have been midnight.

[Gavin]

1, 2.

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[Ken]

At one point the guys were nice enough to give me the master bedroom. And then I was nice enough to let Evan join me.

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[Ken]

There was nine of us in that room and about seven of us in.

[Gavin]

The bed, let alone you gotta walk through the master just to get into the houseboat.

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[Gavin]

So everything.

[Ken]

Passed and we're just literally piled into the bed. I'm sure at that point they were like, these guys are a little sus, right?

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[Ryan]

One bed.

[Dalton]

And it was pretty chill until some idiot spilt his Cheetos in the bed. There's crumbs everywhere.

[Ryan]

Sounds like something you do.

[Gavin]

I will say though, it probably was one of the best times I've had. Just the boys just out in the woods getting after it.

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[Ryan]

That way too is a little getting after it.

[Gavin]

We were getting after it. We were climbing. We were jet skiing. Dude, Me and Ben had a sick jet ski rip a sweet.

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[Ken]

As long as you guys didn't go watch the sunset or anything.

[Gavin]

No, we did.

[Dalton]

We did have a sunset?

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[Dalton]

Jet ski.

[Ryan]

Two of you on one jet ski?

[Gavin]

No, no, we were both on.

[Ryan]

Okay, that makes it a lot better.

[Gavin]

Separate, stand up jet skis 20ft away from each other, just cruising the shoreline, checking out the sun. Sunset. It was pretty awesome.

[Dalton]

You guys ever smile and look into each other's eyes?

[Gavin]

We might have at least once.

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[Gavin]

I think we did.

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We did for sure. This is crazy. It was crazy though.

[Gavin]

It was.

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Yeah, it was like a full.

[Ken]

Mom sleeping outside was pretty sick.

[Gavin]

Oh yeah, we did sleep on. On the barge under the helicopter.

[Ken]

You guys slept over there and then slept up on the roof a few. I slept up one night, but.

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[Gavin]

Yeah, no bugs. Really?

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I didn't know that that was even possible.

[Dalton]

There were some big spiders in the. Yeah, big spots though.

[Ken]

No, I wouldn't like.

[Dalton]

Cody saw one and actually got scared and then I got scared. I didn't want to be barefoot. Oh, anymore.

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[Ken]

Come about 5 or 5:30, the sun would come out and then everybody in the top decks like, well, better go find somewhere else to sleep, dude.

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I guess as soon as the sun comes out though, it's like 95 degrees.

[Dalton]

We got at 4 in the morning with the breeze whip and it's 85.

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Oh really?

[Ryan]

Like literally was there AC inside the.

[Dalton]

House until they turned it off every morning for someone God forsaken reason. She just woke up dying. I think the generator broke the one day it wasn't their fault and they fixed it.

[Gavin]

But what was your guys's favorite part of the whole trip?

[Dalton]

Everybody doing mushrooms.

[Ryan]

Everyone did mushrooms.

[Dalton]

The entire crew.

[Ken]

Holy.

[Gavin]

Literally.

[Ken]

That was uncomfortable.

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[Dalton]

Ken, did I like wedge between an air mattress and the railing of the.

[Gavin]

No.

[Ken]

Are you good?

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[Ryan]

No.

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[Dalton]

It's legal in Arizona.

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You all right? No, I'm not over it.

[Gavin]

Ken was being hilarious. Ken went non verbal for so long.

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[Ryan]

How was Mark doing?

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[Ryan]

So how were they?

[Dalton]

Dude. Laying on the roof of the houseboat just looking at the stars and there was a lot of shooting stars.

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Yeah, yeah, it was.

[Gavin]

It was hard to miss.

[Dalton]

Crazy.

[Mike]

We were so out there. There was like no light pollution. I've never seen the stars brighter.

[Ryan]

What was it like being on mushrooms?

[Ken]

Chill.

[Mike]

They're pretty chill.

[Dalton]

I think the general consensus.

[Marvel Ad]

Ken, that video says otherwise.

[Gavin]

I think it was. Yeah, pretty chill.

[Marvel Ad]

Pretty chill.

[Mike]

It was a combination of Everything else we did that evening.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, I was.

[Marvel Ad]

My body was a blender.

[Ken]

So, like, I ended up doing a little more than everyone else because I wasn't drinking. But then I was thinking about. I'm like, ken's had, like, 11 Tonys before. It's so, like.

[Dalton]

But I think the general consensus of everybody is that the mushroom edibles were much friendlier than the THC edibles. You could get into a little more carried away on those.

[Mike]

I did go one for one with Justin the whole night, and I. I should not have done that.

[Dalton]

Justin had those glasses on, and his eyes were just.

[Ken]

I mean. Yeah, that was fun. My favorite part was, like, whenever Heavy D shows up with a Blackhawk and then lets us get on it, it's always my favorite part.

[Dalton]

My personal favorite part was it was so hot. So it is nice to get into the AC for a bit. So pretty much the entire gang's hanging out in the living room. Cody catches this striped bass, like, a nice. A nice sized bass. And he comes running in all excited, holding the fish like a Tommy gun, like, shooting the fish. And all of a sudden, he drops it in the living room. The living room. The bass is just going all haywire. And, yeah, that. That was the highlight.

[Marvel Ad]

That was pretty funny.

[Ken]

That was cool.

[Gavin]

That was fun.

[Ken]

I grabbed the. The rod and first cast caught a bass.

[Gavin]

Really?

[Ken]

I was like, what are the odds, dude? And I even thought about, how sick.

[Ryan]

Would it be to catch a fish.

[Ken]

On my first cast. Yanked in a small e. Cody also.

[Dalton]

Caught a walleye on a piece of, like, fried chicken. Like, I've heard of guys using, like, chicken liver or raw chicken and stuff like that for catfish. And they were like, yeah, we got some chicken you could use for bait. Like, all right. It was literally just like, a breaded chicken strip. And Cody puts it on like, this is a dumb idea. Yanks a walleye up, like, two minutes later.

[Marvel Ad]

So no go on the tits then.

[Gavin]

Hold off for now.

[Marvel Ad]

What if we got Gavin a BBL at the same time?

[Gavin]

If Gavin's going for the bbl, I'd almost have to go for the tits.

[Marvel Ad]

Hate to be left out.

[Gavin]

I'd hate to be left out if Gavin's getting some mods done, bro.

[Ryan]

Gavin, love the guy to death, but he could use a bbo. Or we could just use some leg days.

[Marvel Ad]

Six months of legs so pressed, bro.

[Gavin]

Dude, we were pressing them pretty hard, too, but he was getting.

[Marvel Ad]

He's, like, so built everywhere.

[Dalton]

And I don't know what happened when he crawled out of the water, whatever happened, his shorts came down just a.

[Ryan]

Little bit to hold him up.

[Dalton]

It was exactly like. Well, no kidding. It literally like just shoulders to his knees.

[Gavin]

Whatever, Gabby, he looks like it was.

[Ryan]

Just a back to leg.

[Gavin]

Yeah, it looks like an upside down pylon. Like it's just a cone.

[Dalton]

I thought he looked like a, like a Lego character. Like the look down that, you know.

[Marvel Ad]

There'S just a back with an ass crack.

[Ryan]

So you're thinking about getting him a BBL in Miami? Yeah, or just anywhere. Can you get those anywhere? I don't know.

[Marvel Ad]

I think you'd have to do Miami.

[Dalton]

I think we sent them to South America somewhere cheap. Save some money.

[Ryan]

Yeah, people die doing that.

[Dalton]

If he can ride a three wheeler and not die, I think he could take probably, if anything.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

If he got taken out getting a bbl though, out of all the legendary things that he's done, you know, like.

[Ken]

I feel so bad he'd want to.

[Ryan]

Go out at least in a legendary way.

[Marvel Ad]

Dude. If, if anything though, I feel like getting them a BBL is going to be like good for his three wheeling career landing you.

[Dalton]

Can he pinch the seat? Probably.

[Ken]

Yeah, let's.

[Ryan]

Let's just basically bones to.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You know, a couple airbags. I think it's basically just a couple.

[Marvel Ad]

Air brakes that you can look at it that way too.

[Ryan]

Whatever he lands on, you know, the.

[Dalton]

Hard part I think for him would.

[Marvel Ad]

Be the straight tailbone.

[Dalton]

How long do you got until you can like get active situation Be active, isn't it?

[Ken]

So you can use that.

[Gavin]

Put that BBL to work.

[Dalton]

I thought it was like a few months.

[Gavin]

Look it up.

[Marvel Ad]

Ken. What, what's, what's the recovery time on a bbl? I bet it's pretty quick because it's not like it's an open surgery.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they're just injecting.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, they're just injections that I believe into your ass.

[Ryan]

The problem is, is if they hit like a, like a blood vein or an artery, one of the two, then they basically clog and then that's how people die. And that's why like if you go to, you try to cheap out and you go to South America or Mexico or someplace to, to get it done cheap. That happens.

[Ken]

Don't want to do that.

[Mike]

So it's saying initial recovery times about two to four weeks with full results within three to six months. I don't know what a BBL is, but I. Isn't it something about like moving your fat around and all that?

[Ryan]

It's a Brazilian Butt lift.

[Mike]

But it's like. It's. It's like moving fat around or something.

[Ken]

The problem is they literally suck it out with a giant syringe and then poke it a pretty decent sized hole in your ass and then just fill it with fat. It is disgusting.

[Marvel Ad]

Dude.

[Ryan]

The problem is, is it's not gonna look good for Gavin. But the. The bright side is, for us, it'll look really funny. So, like, it will be hilarious. But, like, that's the thing. Like, the girls that get those bbls, like, you can just so clearly tell who's got one who doesn't. Like, if you're in Vegas or whatever, you can just tell. Like, the street performers have them because it's just like literal little chicken legs and then just a dump truck. Oh, diaper just hanging. It looks like a full diaper just kind of hanging down.

[Gavin]

Kind of lumpy, too. Versus never like a smooth. Yeah, like. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Versus like a girl who just went to the gym and squatted. Or in Gavin's case, a guy who went to the gym and did legs.

[Marvel Ad]

Can. Can you look up, like, if there's any. Any guys have gotten a bbl? Like, for sure? I'm sure they have, but I guess I've just never heard of.

[Ryan]

There's guys that get fake. Fake implanted bicep muscles and.

[Gavin]

Really?

[Marvel Ad]

Wow, that's wild.

[Ken]

It looks horrendous.

[Gavin]

Really.

[Dalton]

I don't know if this is. This was rumor or not, but they've alleged that Gucci mane has got a bunch of Gucci man.

[Ryan]

They used to say that Liver King had AB implants. It would probably be closer to true than not. But he also was on every steroid and whatnot, so they might have been legit.

[Mike]

This is coming from a company that. That does bbls. They're saying yes. Bbls for males are quite common, but I'm like, there's no way a dude is actually gonna do that.

[Ryan]

Dude, there is dude that would do that for sure. Look at Dalton right now. He's already justified his case. No, I was gonna say Jeffree star has one.

[Marvel Ad]

I just looked it up.

[Ryan]

Dude, why not just go to the gym? It's really not that hard to probably. I guess for some people it's maybe different. But is this real?

[Gavin]

Yes, bro. Really?

[Ryan]

You're going to go to the extent of getting plastic surgery for muscles? Just hop on steroids.

[Gavin]

Yeah, but we still gotta work with steroids, though.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but it's still, like, it's not gonna take you that long.

[Dalton]

That is so absurd.

[Ryan]

Well, he Went to the gym there just to flex at least.

[Marvel Ad]

So it looks like it's just one guy that's done it.

[Ken]

Yeah, just one.

[Ryan]

Have you ever seen that guy who got his legs extended? Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, that recovery looked.

[Ryan]

How long was it?

[Dalton]

It's only a couple of inches. It doesn't seem that.

[Mike]

It was like two years, I want to say. And he's like still recovering. Well, they would like break it and extend it and then it would be like a few months and then they would like.

[Gavin]

That's so gross. Actually.

[Marvel Ad]

If you could pay ten grand for every inch that you gain, would you do it? And how many inches would you.

[Dalton]

I think I need a short wheelbase for the way I live my life.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, definitely. Definitely is. Yeah.

[Ryan]

If I could, I'd maybe, maybe add one more inch.

[Dalton]

Where?

[Ryan]

All over. But yeah, like maybe one more.

[Marvel Ad]

But one more is so you'd be like doubling your stats then.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Some long ass toes.

[Ryan]

Oh, maybe not my toes.

[Ken]

Guess where the most plastic surgeons are in the US per capita.

[Mike]

Miami.

[Marvel Ad]

It's a good guess. Palm Springs.

[Ken]

It's a good guess.

[Ryan]

La.

[Ken]

It's a great guess. Salt Lake, Mexico.

[Marvel Ad]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan]

Dude, those Mormon wives are pretty.

[Ken]

They love it.

[Ryan]

Modified.

[Gavin]

They love it.

[Ken]

They're like, they're like going in for a monthly oil change to get some more lip plumps and.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Forehead lines deleted. Dude, it's so funny watching them move. Their faces like they straight up are like doing full blown expressions and their face isn't moving.

[Marvel Ad]

Who's they?

[Ken]

Like the TV show.

[Gavin]

There's a TV show about.

[Marvel Ad]

Oh, Mormon wives.

[Gavin]

Yeah. More wives.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gavin]

Pretty good actually. Actually, yeah.

[Marvel Ad]

I kept asking those guys, I was like, so what's the deal with these chicks? But I don't think they're like trying to claim them or like proud. Proud of that.

[Ken]

It is drama fest.

[Gavin]

It is drama fest, Dude, I think.

[Marvel Ad]

They'Re like kind of popping though.

[Gavin]

Yeah, they're popping. They're popping big right now.

[Ryan]

The Mormon wife's. They're like cheaters or something.

[Ken]

Cheaters?

[Gavin]

Swingers. Swingers. Yeah, they're doing it all. Yeah, but they're sober though.

[Ken]

Yeah. And they like, they have parties and everyone just gets in fights at the party.

[Gavin]

Yeah. The weirdest thing is that they're like, like having these massive blow ups at parties. But everybody's sober.

[Dalton]

You mean things to make a reality TV show interesting.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Marvel Ad]

Oh, Evan, come on. It's all real.

[Ken]

No, but I think that's the worst part about it. It's like just Drama, you know, this is drama. Like, I've been watching Love island and, like, it's definitely a lot more than just drive. If it was just drama, I think it'd be a TV show.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, I don't know. I guess they're doing something right, though. Yeah, they got us talking about it.

[Ken]

What do you guys want to talk about?

[Marvel Ad]

Golf.

[Ken]

Golf.

[Dalton]

I love golf. I just ordered some weights for my putter today.

[Ken]

Yeah, that's you showing everybody. And then when I found. I'm like, what is he showing everybody? And you're like, yeah, new weights for my putter. I'm like, oh, we are so rinsed, boys.

[Dalton]

Dalton's been like losing sleep the last couple days because he lost his rangefinder.

[Ryan]

He's asked me three times if you can borrow yours. You haven't seen a range finder around here, have you? No, I haven't.

[Marvel Ad]

I.

[Ryan]

You didn't take it, did you? No, no, I don't use a range finder. Hey, cj, It's. It's a green and black range finder.

[Marvel Ad]

Have you seen it earlier?

[Ryan]

Nope. Nope. Still haven't seen it.

[Dalton]

He drove me home after golfing. I was piled up. I don't remember going home. And he's asking me like, do you remember where I put it? Like, bro, I don't even know how I got home.

[Ryan]

That's hilarious.

[Gavin]

Speaking of golf. And we're probably due for.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Gavin]

Right about now. We're probably due.

[Dalton]

You want to go play today?

[Ryan]

We could probably rip nine.

[Gavin]

Me and Ben hit a quick nine on our five hour layover.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, it seemed weird leaving the airport for a layover.

[Gavin]

Yeah, it was weird.

[Marvel Ad]

You know, it's just like. And I.

[Gavin]

Something that your parents don't want you to do.

[Marvel Ad]

Don't want you to do it. Also, my fiance did not want me to leave that airport. I was like, might go golfing. And she was like, don't.

[Ken]

Why would you do that?

[Gavin]

I told her. She was so mad. She was like, you're gonna miss your flight.

[Evan]

You're gonna miss your flight. And then wouldn't.

[Gavin]

I'm not dealing with it. And I was like, you wouldn't deal with it anyways.

[Dalton]

Me and Mike were in that position in Florida a couple years ago, and we chose.

[Ken]

We had not to 30 hours and we chose not to leave.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, you guys just went and got the gnarliest sunburn of all time laying on top of the hotel. Yeah, the airport hotel. Surrounded by asphalt. Just every ray is just pointed straight at your body. Dude, you know what's pissing me off is, like, this whole, like, you need a real ID thing, right? And I've gone in, like, multiple times to try and get one, and now they're, like, selective of when they do it. And I went in today during the time that they do it, and they were like, sorry, our system's down. And then I went down the road to another place and sit there for, like, legit 30 minutes just looking at the. Because I brought, like, 50 different documents that have my name and address on it, right? To, like, prove that I live at this address. And he was like, I don't think that this is going to go through. You still want me to try? It was like a mortgage document. I don't know.

[Dalton]

Mine was easy.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah.

[Ken]

So I heard.

[Dalton]

Passport, tax form, driver's license. I brought a bill with my address, which I was told to bring. They didn't even look at that, really. So it was just the three things. Tax form with Social Security number, passport, id.

[Marvel Ad]

Dude. He was looking at an insurance slip that I had a mortgage amortization schedule like, that I just had, like, at my house.

[Ryan]

I was like, oh, this is for.

[Marvel Ad]

Sure gotta work, right? There's no way you could fake this. And then, yeah, a bunch of different utility bills.

[Shopify Ad]

He was just checking out your papers. Just wanted to see what you brought, probably. He's like, oh, this doesn't even count, but I'll just take a peek.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, maybe. I don't know what it was, but I was just like, dude, they are making this way too difficult.

[Mike]

Mine was real tough because the house CJ and I live in is owned by a company.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So all the bills and everything are in the company's name. So I don't have anything other than my credit card statement that proves I live there.

[Marvel Ad]

Did you get it?

[Mike]

Eventually I got it, but it took months.

[Marvel Ad]

Why are they doing that?

[Mike]

Because they can. It's additional work for the government paper pushers. That's all it is.

[Marvel Ad]

They looking for things for those guys to do.

[Dalton]

They're saying now because so many people are doing it, they're two and a half months out when we should get our real IDs in the mail.

[Marvel Ad]

Because you can't fly without a real ID or passport. May 1.

[Dalton]

But the problem is now I got a punch. Driver's license and paperwork that I keep getting hassled because I like to go places like the casino and bars, and they don't like to accept paperwork. And I'm pretty sure the paper has an expiration date on it, which I'm not sure when that is.

[Gavin]

Is it got a photo too?

[Dalton]

It does have a photo on it. But like at the airport, not only could I not get a beer, they told me I had to leave the whole.

[Ryan]

It's gotta be a place, dude.

[Dalton]

It sucks.

[Ryan]

At least two of your stops a day, you get a hassle.

[Dalton]

Dude, it's just, just. It's just so inconvenient. Like, I wish there was like a better way. Like, I don't know. I renewed my id. Like, is there not. Why. Why should I now basically have this non valid ID for 2 and a half months.

[Ken]

They punch right then and there.

[Dalton]

Extremely inconvenient.

[Marvel Ad]

Oh, they didn't punch my id.

[Dalton]

So they did give you your.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, no, no, no, they gave me back.

[Dalton]

But they didn't accept. They accepted your.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, they punch it. Never mind.

[Ken]

But can. You were saying they might push it back again.

[Mike]

Somebody was saying they like, because it was such an absolute disaster at airports, they were just gonna push it back another year.

[Ken]

Gosh.

[Ryan]

Oh, dude. I'd imagine they have been pushing it back since when?

[Mike]

They've been pushing it back for 20 years now.

[Ken]

Since 20. 20 years.

[Mike]

No, that law was enacted in like 04.

[Ken]

What the. Okay.

[Dalton]

I started hearing about it a couple years ago. 20 years is crazy. Yeah, I don't mean I believe you. I'm saying it's crazy.

[Gavin]

I don't think it's a thing. In Canada.

[Ryan]

I don't think you need them.

[Dalton]

Just open your wallet and pull out a pine cone. They let you have a good day.

[Mike]

Yes. That a law was originally enacted in 2005 and 2008 was supposed to be the original like effective date. And they've pushed it back Holy.

[Ken]

That far. Cody got on without a real id.

[Dalton]

I heard right when that whatever the latest deadline was. What was it?

[Ken]

May.

[Dalton]

Whatever month ago, Two months ago. Whatever it was. I heard that they were really running people through the ringer that didn't have it like TSA was.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

But then that was such an unbelievable jam up. Now they're basically. They make you hold this little red piece of paper that says non compliant. And they like give you an extra tap down and then just.

[Marvel Ad]

They put it on you. They put this band around your head and you have to wear it through the airport.

[Dalton]

It's just so funny. You look in the line and like every fifth person's holding this little red piece of paper that says non compliant.

[Marvel Ad]

So if Spenny became got dual citizen. If he got his dual citizenship where he was a citizen In Canada and the U.S. could he be drafted?

[Mike]

How old are you spending?

[Gavin]

26.

[Marvel Ad]

That's what I'm wondering.

[Mike]

I think you're too old to be drafted now.

[Marvel Ad]

No, but if he was, say, what's the pocket of being drafted?

[Mike]

Like, 18 to mid-20s?

[Marvel Ad]

26. Yeah, but they might look at that video of you hopping off that Blackhawk and be like, oh, he's got experience.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Dalton]

When they see those tits, though, I.

[Marvel Ad]

Don'T know, they might turn me away.

[Gavin]

Yeah, like, how's that work?

[Marvel Ad]

Is it only, like, natural born US Citizens?

[Shopify Ad]

He's eligible.

[Marvel Ad]

He is eligible.

[Ken]

Gosh, that's crazy you even bring this up. Because last night Sydney was like, you know what's wild to think about? If the draft happened, statistically, one guy in the crew, one in five, would get drafted.

[Ryan]

And I'm like, yeah, hell yeah, we're too old now.

[Dalton]

I have a disability, so I wouldn't have been able to anything.

[Ken]

Right. I have a disability as well.

[Gavin]

I got Crohn's disease. What am I gonna do, run around with a lunch kit with my shot in it? Yeah.

[Ken]

Can't be on time.

[Ryan]

I think so.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

We're not dealing with this guy. He keeps talking back.

[Dalton]

You'd have to learn a whole nother way of time. Like, oh, 400. Like, what the time is that? 4:00am Yeah, I know, but I think.

[Ryan]

The only 11 people I could go would be Dalton and Ben.

[Marvel Ad]

Oh, dude, Dalton would be the pocket. They would look at him as such a beast.

[Gavin]

They would be like, it looks like.

[Marvel Ad]

It looks like. It could be, dude, fighter, spy.

[Ryan]

Like, he wouldn't even get, like, a team or a crew. That'd be like, all right, you're going in alone. He'd be like, what?

[Marvel Ad]

Alone? Yeah. D. You better be more selective of what you post on social media, Otherwise you're gonna get put on, like, the top.01%.

[Gavin]

Don't be posting that buzz cutter. You'll be getting drafted right away.

[Ryan]

Like, he's already ready to rip.

[Gavin]

Yeah, look at him. He's got a mustache and a buzz cut. He's ready for it.

[Ryan]

I honestly could see Dalton being a beast. He just goes so hard that he'd be out there. Just.

[Dalton]

I could see being a sniper take.

[Ryan]

Like, a whole town out. Oh, yeah.

[Gavin]

I could see him doing, like, unnecessary stuff, though. Like, somebody gets shot and they're not injured, but then they can walk. And Dalton's like, get on my shoulders.

[Marvel Ad]

I'll carry you up.

[Gavin]

And the guy's like, I can walk. I can walk.

[Marvel Ad]

No, no, no, just get on my shoulders. He's hopping. He's hopping on like the Blackhawk and he's like, yo, can you take a picture of me real quick to, like a sergeant? And he's like, he's like, yeah, he's like, thirsty. Starts doing a little tick tock with.

[Ryan]

My hand up here. Well, that's.

[Ken]

I see you. Like, you know how they send dudes out just to be cameramen, like, just to take pictures and videos. Like, that's a legit position, which I see you having. But then I also seen him be like, I need to grab an M16 or some.

[Marvel Ad]

Hold on. Should I get rollers of the tank, guys?

[Ryan]

Hold up, let me get ahead. I'm gonna get a shot of it leaving town.

[Gavin]

It actually would be pretty fire content.

[Ken]

Yeah, you would start recruiting like hella people into the military because the videos would be so fire.

[Dalton]

I would want to work my way up to a high rank.

[Marvel Ad]

If I were to go, I wouldn't.

[Ryan]

Want to just hold the camera.

[Ken]

Oh, yeah, I feel you.

[Dalton]

If I was gonna go, I'm gonna actually do it.

[Ryan]

Well, dude, honestly, I think the guy with the camera's got the biggest balls out there.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ken]

All he's got is a pistol.

[Marvel Ad]

Someone comes after, he's just, oh, have.

[Ryan]

You ever seen World War II in color on. On Netflix? Basically, they took all this old film and colorized it and then like narrated over it and put sounds and. And the whole time all I was thinking was like, bro, you get drafted and you're already like. And then they go, all right, gun, gun. All right, here's a camera.

[Marvel Ad]

You're like, camera, what am I supposed to do?

[Ryan]

And they drop you off on the bank. They dropped off in the bank, everyone shooting you.

[Marvel Ad]

The.

[Ryan]

Is this the whole time also, I was wondering. I was like, man, is amazing that these camera guys even made it back. Like, just think how many of them probably, like how much footage was lost or whatever. But yeah, like, that's a real thing. Unless there was some kind of treaty where it's like, we're not going to shoot the camera.

[Dalton]

I don't think that's how war works.

[Ryan]

I don't think that's how, like, you know, the Japanese or the Nazis or.

[Dalton]

Any of them, when they were coming in their kamikaze planes, they were in like, oh, abort mission.

[Marvel Ad]

Hold up, hold up, hold up. There's a cameraman.

[Ryan]

Dalton's just like, you got this camera just lugging around. You're like, what is this?

[Dalton]

You see a Drill sergeant. Pan, pan, fudge.

[Ryan]

I've been the Blackhawk trying to upload footage to Pat.

[Dalton]

Yeah, don't, don't like, bro, chill.

[Ryan]

Got the starlink.

[Gavin]

5 minutes left on the Dalton's. Like, let me put the Starlink up. I need to drop footage to Pat.

[Marvel Ad]

Dude, I would be pissed if Dalton got drafted. I feel like.

[Ryan]

You sure you want this guy? He's actually not that. Like, I'd be trying to talk.

[Marvel Ad]

Talk.

[Ryan]

You talk him out of it.

[Dalton]

Yeah. Look at these tick tocks. Look at this.

[Ryan]

You know, he's gonna. He's been doing this in the lockers or whatever. Barracks.

[Ken]

Look at this.

[Gavin]

He's got filters on. You don't want them down there.

[Marvel Ad]

I was talking to my buddy, he was a. He's a Marine. And he was telling me that there's like the Marines that are in the band. And I was like, ah. It just seemed.

[Ken]

What's. Is the band what we think it is?

[Ryan]

You are making music?

[Marvel Ad]

Yes.

[Gavin]

The Marine band band.

[Marvel Ad]

Yes.

[Ken]

Is there just one?

[Marvel Ad]

I don't think. But you have to do all the same train like. Like these Marines, right? They go through the gnarliest training.

[Mike]

Like they got their main gig and then they're like, oh, like I'm also in the band.

[Marvel Ad]

I don't know, look it up. Actually, that's a good question. I guess. I didn't ask.

[Ken]

No, I was picturing like drums, guitar, bass, but it's, it's. Yeah, it's like.

[Dalton]

Can you imagine if you're like running. Think about like the. The beach when they storm. Storm the beach or whatever. But if they had.

[Marvel Ad]

But there's music in the background. Yeah. Just to like fire up the crew.

[Ryan]

Just to get everyone going.

[Dalton]

Dude, I got goosebumps just thinking about.

[Marvel Ad]

It, actually hearing like all the stuff that was like going on with like the bombs. Not very often are you like sitting there thinking about the safety of our country. Because I feel like, well, one, we're living in the middle of this, the country in like the most like, probably least expected spot to have like any real danger. But I was like, dude, they are so pissed off at us. They hate us so much. Like they're gonna try and retaliate and what is going to happen because of this where I was like, kind of concerned about the safety of our country for like the first time ever, to.

[Ryan]

Be fair, they've hated us for the last like 40 years. So what did they bomb? Did they bomb the spot where they have all the uranium because they were building basically an atomic bomb?

[Mike]

The US Bombed like, the facility where they were, like, enriching the uranium.

[Ryan]

Yeah, exactly. And so enriched uranium is what you need to make an atomic bomb.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Marvel Ad]

And nuclear bomb.

[Ryan]

Why are they building it? You know, like, if you're not planning on using it? And they've been lying, saying that they weren't building it, but they obviously are. They think there's like, a bunker. So I'm assuming that's what they.

[Mike]

There's like three different facilities that the.

[Ryan]

US bombed in Iran, which was a smart play.

[Gavin]

I don't know. It's hard to know what's going on.

[Marvel Ad]

I've seen a bunch of different videos.

[Gavin]

Yeah, it's so hard to know it's real or fake.

[Marvel Ad]

I like, kind of got like, on. On that, like, tick tock thread of.

[Gavin]

Yeah, me too.

[Marvel Ad]

Just like, recommended so many different videos just based. Based on that. It's hard to know, like, which ones are true. And you got like, both sides, you know, one side saying that it was the best thing that could have happened, the other side saying that it's the worst thing that could happen. And then you got people saying, like, oh, they missed. And there. Here's proof of it. And then there's other people saying, like, there's no possible way they could have missed. And even if they were close enough, it. It wouldn't have destroyed the. Because it was, what, 80ft underground or something that they were saying about 300ft underground. 300ft underground.

[Ryan]

Supposedly there was like a plane or some kind of bomb that then would, like, go in or it's called like.

[Mike]

A bunker buster bomb. Like, when it hits the ground, there's one charge that goes off that then like, drills that one further down until it, like, gets near the bunker, that. That second one then blows up.

[Ryan]

From what I gathered, it seemed like smart play to me because, like, you definitely don't want them having this bomb that's capable of mass, Mass, mass destruction. Because I do believe they'd probably use it because they hate us. They suicide bomb for years. Like, they think they're doing something honorable. So, like, they probably think like, oh, if we destroy all of us in the process, we're going to this better spot. But I don't know if that's truly what Iran believes. I just know that's what the Taliban believes.

[Mike]

No, Iran, like, hates. Their slogan is like, death to America.

[Ryan]

Yeah, their slogan is Death to Terrible slogan.

[Dalton]

Honestly, I don't like it.

[Marvel Ad]

It seems wild that you would create an enemy out of, like, the most powerful country in the world.

[Ryan]

Well, yeah, and that's the other thing. I saw this, this, this visual showing how many, like, fighter jets each country had. And Iran was literally the smallest, and.

[Marvel Ad]

They had like 300 or something like that. The US had 14,000. The one thing I've taken away from all of that going on in the news is how gnarly the B2 bomber is. The plane that they flew over there and dropped like the bunker busters in each bomb weighs 15,000 pounds. Wait, no. Is it 30,000 pounds of bomb?

[Gavin]

I think it's.

[Marvel Ad]

I think it's 30,000 pounds of bomb.

[Gavin]

30,000 a bomb?

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So flying with 60,000 pounds.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Marvel Ad]

And these things are going under the radar. Like, they're like completely stealth, dude. It's like the only plane that can like, move the way that it does without getting detected by, I think, fly.

[Gavin]

It has enough gas, it can fly around the world. Once with the gas, they got it.

[Mike]

With refueling stops in the air. Okay, I think it's like 5,000 miles.

[Marvel Ad]

It can go before for it. But each one is 2 billion bucks.

[Mike]

They're getting replaced too.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Marvel Ad]

But the US has like 21 of them.

[Dalton]

I think heavy duty is gonna try to pick one up. Probably they go to auction or something.

[Marvel Ad]

I'd imagine so he'll pick it up for pennies on the dollar, then he'll refurb it, and then the next thing you know, we'll be flying in the back of it.

[Dalton]

I'll just take one ride, though. You know, that whole once in a lifetime thing or whatever.

[Ken]

What's that helicopter that he. He's looking at or just got or.

[Marvel Ad]

Chinook two chopper ones.

[Ken]

A huge cargo helicopter. Like, how freaking cool is that? That thing can literally carry a tank.

[Gavin]

Could carry a. Yeah, multiple cars, tank, a couple homies.

[Dalton]

Dude, that's crazy. Just helicopter it into a spot, have all your toys, truck your truck with your bikes in the back. Just land drive.

[Marvel Ad]

That's the play. I think the. The biggest thing that was like, I guess take away from it is one, taking away their nuclear power. But two, it's like showing how good the. The US Is at doing something of this scale and going completely undetected and then being a success. And it like shows the power of it to the. The rest of the countries. I think kind of just like Trump swinging his nuts.

[Ryan]

Like, this is an example, like, not to mess with him.

[Marvel Ad]

It was like a going thing that people were saying, like, he's all talk, I'll talk, I'll talk. And then this this one was like.

[Ryan]

Yeah, other countries are probably like, I don't really want to mess with them because I don't. I don't know what he will do.

[Gavin]

Trump was in Canada right before it too, for a meeting. Did you guys know about that?

[Ryan]

No, I didn't.

[Gavin]

There's a meeting right near Calgary called the G7 for all the world leaders and Trump was there and he left and didn't meet some of the leaders and everybody was mad. They had like so much police in the city. They toured him out to Banff and they had a meeting in Banff and the whole Bamp area was shut down. It was pretty insane. Like you couldn't even go into Banff or do anything about that.

[Marvel Ad]

Fire the Canadians up though? Yeah.

[Ken]

Ah.

[Gavin]

Like they were definitely taking high alert when Trump was there.

[Ryan]

They think he was gonna do.

[Gavin]

He's like a 5050 liker. Hate in Canada.

[Marvel Ad]

Oh, so it's like the U.S. it's.

[Gavin]

Like the U.S. yeah.

[Marvel Ad]

So do people in Canada like follow u. S. News?

[Gavin]

Yeah, I mean, we get a lot of it for sure. Honestly, just around the world. They know what's going on with. With Trump for sure. Like they know what's going on in the US it's definitely like a talked about thing in all countries. I would say, like when he's making big moves and stuff. And the elections, everybody's watching the elections. Like world round the elections getting watched.

[Ken]

I love watching like Australian news reporting on us. So, Spenny, Evan toasted the tire on your bike last night or what?

[Gavin]

Yep, brand new bike.

[Ken]

He did the same thing to me.

[Gavin]

Jumped on it and just toasted it.

[Dalton]

Did I burn a tire off your bike?

[Gavin]

No remorse.

[Marvel Ad]

Which. Which bike?

[Ken]

Like my gold wing.

[Gavin]

You want to know how I'm gonna.

[Ken]

You butted it up against the star crate and just heated it up. Okay.

[Dalton]

That I would say I did much more damage to your gold wing tire. Yeah. Propping up, getting it hot and just staying in it. Were you there when I did that even?

[Ken]

I was there physically.

[Dalton]

Yeah, that's right. You were probably like giving me thumbs up.

[Ken]

You remember that? Half of it was a burnout and half of it was a clutch burn. But then it was just hilarious. Benny's like, yeah, my tire's all toast. Because Evan was piled up last night, gave that thing with four miles of fresh heater. And then I was like, dang, he's getting a track record for it.

[Marvel Ad]

It cooked.

[Gavin]

It's not cooked, but I mean, it definitely took some life off of it.

[Dalton]

You just Said you're putting a moto tire on it.

[Gavin]

Anyways, at some point I'm gonna. That doesn't mean you gotta go jump on a guy's brand new bike and roast his tire.

[Dalton]

I wanted to see what it could do. A couple license plate scrapes, couple Bernies.

[Ken]

You know, really dropped her back.

[Marvel Ad]

Get a drag fender.

[Gavin]

Yeah, we were driving.

[Dalton]

Oh, yeah.

[Gavin]

Oh, yeah, we both did.

[Dalton]

I could really.

[Gavin]

Yeah, we both did.

[Dalton]

That license plate off, right?

[Marvel Ad]

Dude, that's actually pretty sick.

[Dalton]

Yeah, it's a motorcycle.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, but it's a big motorcycle.

[Gavin]

No, no, no. This is a different one. So this is like the all. This is the newest one that they just dropped.

[Marvel Ad]

It's way smaller, right?

[Gavin]

Yeah, it's basically 450. A 450 dirt bike with like a big tank fairings and like dual sport tires and like kyb suspensions. It's actually pretty sick. I've been loving it.

[Marvel Ad]

You guys ever seen the show? Or maybe it's a movie. I think it's called Great way around.

[Gavin]

No, never heard of it.

[Marvel Ad]

It's two guys that hop on BMW, like GS motorcycles and they ride motorcycle around the entire world.

[Gavin]

I have seen that.

[Dalton]

They got to take some boats at some point.

[Gavin]

Yeah, yeah, they ferry. They ferry.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, they ferry. They're fair.

[Dalton]

Couple of fair. It sounds like if Ben and spending went on a cross country.

[Gavin]

Ben went dual sporting.

[Dalton]

One tent, one sleeping bag.

[Gavin]

We do got to do something.

[Marvel Ad]

How did I get roped into this after the weekend? I was just the storyteller.

[Ryan]

You're the new guy.

[Marvel Ad]

Hey, hey. I was a storyteller.

[Ryan]

The new guy.

[Marvel Ad]

No, no, no.

[Dalton]

I mean, there was one other couple on the boat.

[Ryan]

Boat Who?

[Dalton]

Ah, we'll just let that go.

[Marvel Ad]

All right.

[Gavin]

We do got to do some dual sporting, though. Even Mike. Mike jumped on it and he's like, dude, it's pretty sick. You can just ride that thing on the road and then just pop off and rip on the track.

[Ryan]

Get another motorcycle.

[Ken]

Might as well sell the Harley.

[Dalton]

Get a dual sport.

[Mike]

Mike doesn't sell.

[Ken]

No, I don't sell. Just like cj.

[Dalton]

Do you still have the gold wing?

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dalton]

What. What do you foresee is in the future for that unit?

[Marvel Ad]

I don't know, man.

[Ken]

I literally don't know.

[Dalton]

Now should turn it into like a amphibious gold wing or something.

[Ken]

Yeah, that'd be pretty good. I mean, I don't really have any use for it right now, to be honest.

[Marvel Ad]

I wanted to get a like a Harley for this summer.

[Gavin]

I want to clean up. I want to clean up that. That red one and ride that.

[Ken]

You guys should just ride ours, dude.

[Dalton]

Harley's are so lame.

[Ryan]

Shut up, Evan. You love Harley's.

[Marvel Ad]

You have ridden Harley's more than anyone.

[Ryan]

Ride them and you enjoy them.

[Dalton]

Them have. I've never ridden them other than for content second. I just told this to Mike, like, an hour before the podcast. The only time I remotely felt the vibe of a Harley is when I was blasting, like, Booby Ludavelli through the Moab Canyons on, like, the. The one bike had a pretty nice sound system.

[Ryan]

You were enjoying it.

[Gavin]

With your darker buddy.

[Ryan]

Cameras or anything that's.

[Dalton]

Yeah, me and Spenny, your darker buddy. We're cutting up Moab.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

Just. There's so many other functional bikes. I feel like. Like, why not have something that performs?

[Ken]

Yeah. What is your. Like, if you were to get a bike right now?

[Dalton]

Maybe an MT09.

[Ken]

Okay, yeah. Yeah, maybe.

[Dalton]

I mean, an R6 also. Like, how could you go wrong with a classic R6? But MT09 is, like, a nice blend. Even the seven.

[Gavin]

You actually like the R6.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah. Have you seen what, bro, there's no one. There's no one that has ridden an R6 the way Evan has.

[Dalton]

I'm kicking myself for not jumping on big wrench's buddies. R6 murdered out black, like, 09.

[Marvel Ad]

I don't know why we didn't buy that. He sent it a couple times, and I was just.

[Ken]

We didn't have any projects. I guarantee you that.

[Ryan]

Yeah, taxes we were probably trying to save.

[Ken]

We can't buy one without a project because then it'll just get thrashed. But if we buy one for a project and it's too nice. Nice, then I don't know. This is a happy medium.

[Dalton]

It's just such a, like, kind of like CJ's is just like a pristine R6. I feel like this black one is just a little older generation. It was murdered out black. It was so good. Like, all of our sixes are nice, but this one was special.

[Marvel Ad]

In reality, bro, you don't need a. You don't need a fast motorcycle. It's not a good idea.

[Dalton]

I should just get a grom.

[Gavin]

Yeah, there you go.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

But also, I could never drive a grom on public roads. It's just such a bad look.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

Or, I mean, Papios. Papios are cool. Same thing as a grom, though. Fun for stunting.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

Let me rip the parking lot on it. Let me drive it up Hell's Gate. But I really don't want to commute. I would grom if I was in a pack of dudes doing wheelies. I'm only hating on the grom for if you're just solo mission commuting somewhere. It's just. It just feels so.

[Ryan]

I mean, either way, they're fun. Clearly, like, you would have a blast. But it's the same thing as is if you saw a pack of dudes on pit bike 110s doing wheelies down the street versus a pack of dudes on 250s and 450s doing wheelies. The dudes on 250s and 450s are gonna look way cooler than the dudes putzing around doing little wheelies on the 110.

[Gavin]

It's true.

[Ryan]

And I'd be the dude in the. On the 110, so I can say that.

[Gavin]

Yeah.

[Marvel Ad]

I don't know. I kind of want to get, like, a road glide. Maybe. I would ride it, like, twice, though.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you would.

[Dalton]

Like, other than, like, our one trip to Sturgis, like, what use do you have for that bike?

[Ryan]

No, I don't actually.

[Dalton]

Would be a Sturgis guy thing to do, though, is drop a bag on a bike to look cool in Sturgis for three days.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I was thinking.

[Marvel Ad]

But I mean, for our Sturgis plans, It doesn't make sense for what we're planning on doing Sturgis this year, we got the build.

[Ryan]

We're doing. We got. So we got last year's build, the k truck. We got the builder doing this here. We got three street glides.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah. So it doesn't even make sense to get a bike. And I.

[Gavin]

Some guys that's gonna be hard to make.

[Ryan]

It's a real thing. When you have so many toys you won't end up using, you just don't get to use them as much as you'd like. And Mike knows it better than anyone, but. But even really me, like, I don't. I really don't hardly ever ride my R6 because it's just.

[Marvel Ad]

I forgot you had one.

[Ryan]

It's impractical because I gotta go or I'm carrying something or I have a passenger.

[Marvel Ad]

You can't throw your golf.

[Dalton]

Golf.

[Marvel Ad]

Golf bag on the back of the R6.

[Dalton]

Actually. No. Yeah, you can.

[Marvel Ad]

You could wear it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's kind of a.

[Marvel Ad]

That would be awesome.

[Ryan]

It really is.

[Dalton]

The only reason that I remembered that you had an R6 is that I almost backed into it yesterday with the El camino because the brakes when it's sitting for a while they don't work that great. So I'm just pushing them to the floor, and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm gonna run into this shelf. And between the shelf and my car was your R6.

[Marvel Ad]

How funny would it be if you destroyed CJ's R6 without even trying? It's still.

[Ryan]

Still doing all right, you know? Like, I. I'm just glad, like, he hasn't, like, come home from.

[Dalton]

I think he took the key, didn't.

[Ryan]

Holes, and then Zorbas, and then decided that he was gonna take my R6 for a burnout or something.

[Gavin]

Standard afternoon. Yeah, standard afternoon.

[Ryan]

And then pop the motor or something. Although the motors on R6 sixes don't blow up, as we've learned.

[Dalton]

Ryan did manage to blow one up. The only one.

[Ryan]

That's true.

[Marvel Ad]

But that's.

[Gavin]

I get.

[Ryan]

It was in a quad. The motor wasn't happy.

[Dalton]

It was very uncomfortable.

[Ryan]

So our old shop pan, Tanner, he texted me this weekend, was like, hey, like, could I take your R6 out? And I was like, yeah. So he took it out for the day, and I, like, texted him, like, the next day, and I was like, hey, what'd you think of it? He's like, it was fun, but, like, kind of hard on the wrists in the back. And he's like, 19 saying that. So I'm like, yeah, yeah. Everyone feels it, dude.

[Dalton]

Riding that arse. What. How many miles do we ride in sturgis? Last year, 12. I was beat up from riding. Granted, the R6 I was riding is pounded the lot of play.

[Ryan]

I think that one might actually be smoother than a normal R6 because this, like, the suspension moves more versus being raw.

[Dalton]

Yeah. Up and down. It's supposed to, but not front to back.

[Ryan]

That's true.

[Dalton]

But yeah, just crouched over on those things. I mean, you gotta be passionate about that crotch rocket lifestyle.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And that's, I think, the biggest problem with it. But it also looks so cool that I don't want to sell it.

[Marvel Ad]

It is, dude. It's a sweet bike.

[Ryan]

And I do like driving it to, like, a short distance, like, two miles down the road to, like, go get a candy bar.

[Marvel Ad]

My dad had the. It's. It's like the touring version of Touring version of the R6. Or crotch rocket. FJR. Yamaha FJR. And he put, like, a billion miles on that thing. Like, he would. Dude, he would travel all over the place.

[Gavin]

Like.

[Marvel Ad]

Like, I think he did, like, all 50 states on that bike.

[Dalton]

Your dad has put, like, you're saying, a Shitload of miles on bikes.

[Marvel Ad]

Shitload.

[Dalton]

Has he ever came across a deer or laid one down or.

[Marvel Ad]

I don't think he has.

[Ryan]

There is that story, though, when he came across that guy who sped past him in the middle of the night.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

He's on this road, right? And this dude just flies past him. I think it was raining, maybe even is part of the story. Flies past him and then, you know, probably five, ten miles up the road comes up. The cars crashed in the ditch. A cow. He hit a cow on the road going very fast, and the car was on fire. And, like, his either wife or fiance or girlfriend was in the pat, like, freaking out, and the guy was dead, dude.

[Dalton]

That's what I was thinking when we were down in. We were on Kansas City or somewhere when we were driving to Missouri. We're on, like, five lanes of traffic. Big concrete walls on the side, and there were some bikes just cutting up, ripping. And yes, you got to look out for other cars, but I feel like the wildlife is less of a concern, like, around Minnesota.

[Marvel Ad]

Sketchy.

[Dalton]

It's just so, so out of your control.

[Ryan]

Like, a deer could come flying out in front of you on the bike, and if you hit it, you're. You're freaking.

[Dalton]

You can be the best rider. You can be paying such good attention, but when there's a forest four feet off the road and the deer, there's just nothing you can do is like.

[Ryan]

Those bikes are so fast. So it's like every time I hop on the thing, I allegedly touch, like a hundred because it's just easy.

[Marvel Ad]

You could easily in first gear.

[Ryan]

You could just hit a turtle if you just tap the turtle.

[Dalton]

Okay, come on now, cj. We're talking about deer running out of the woods. Turtle.

[Marvel Ad]

No, it's true, though.

[Ryan]

A turtle. You don't see it. It blends in with the road. It's just punch. It'll just set you off.

[Shopify Ad]

Enough.

[Ryan]

Enough.

[Dalton]

Okay, I guess.

[Marvel Ad]

Speaking of hitting turtles, do you remember.

[Dalton]

When Ken is pulling the wake boat with this Tesla?

[Ryan]

Yes. We felt it was the biggest. It wasn't a turtle. That was a tortoise.

[Dalton]

It was the size of this table.

[Ryan]

Ken had a flat tire and a bent wheel after that, and he was pulling my boat. Behind is Tesla plaid. I thought the hitch was going to fall off.

[Mike]

We hit so hard, there was oncoming traffic, and, like, I couldn't really swerve to do much, so just kind of like, just ran that thing over from.

[Dalton]

What I was in the car, and I just remember you making a noise. I Was just like, oh, and just. It felt so violent. Like, what are we dragging? What, did we break a battery off this thing?

[Mike]

Car was fine. Just had some turtle guts on the under.

[Ryan]

Tortoises are. Are a luxury pet. Just like bees. Just like bees, which I'm still getting.

[Gavin]

Are you getting bees?

[Marvel Ad]

What are you gonna do with these?

[Ryan]

I'm putting them on the track.

[Ken]

No. Bees are almost strictly business, my guy.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah. A luxury pet. Yeah. It looks like CJ finally made it, huh?

[Dalton]

Next podcast, he's gonna be talking about a worm farm.

[Ken]

You can't just get them and then save their luxury.

[Marvel Ad]

CJ is just looking for happiness in the form of another. It's a living.

[Dalton]

You were considering a dog? Ah, it. I'll go with the bees.

[Ryan]

The bees are easier, and I figured Ken could take care of them.

[Marvel Ad]

What do we do with the bees in the winter?

[Dalton]

You're gonna put them in there in your house?

[Marvel Ad]

Might have to for the winter in the merch.

[Mike]

Oh, you're getting a dog too?

[Ryan]

I was. I was all set up, and then I pulled it out.

[Gavin]

A Frenchie?

[Ryan]

No, it was a English bulldog.

[Gavin]

English bulldog.

[Ryan]

I'm not home enough. Alex is. No, I'm not enough.

[Marvel Ad]

Makes sense.

[Ryan]

I wasn't gonna bring it to the shop because then it'll get all dirty, and then it'll come home, and then out we have. Everything in the house is white, because that's what Alex likes, and she likes everything super clean. It would get everything.

[Marvel Ad]

Three wheeler.

[Dalton]

Gavin's never been in your house, has he?

[Mike]

Yeah, he came in there once, and he just made an absolute mess out.

[Gavin]

Of the place, bro.

[Ryan]

You guys, like, out of everyone's house, everyone probably comes there the most, and Alex is, like, just so clean, and, like, there's nothing dirty in the house. And then, like, you guys all come over and just tear it up, and she's just, like, in.

[Gavin]

Stress out.

[Dalton]

I kind of want to sneak in there sometime. Just use the toilet, dude.

[Marvel Ad]

I feel like. I get that you guys all have, like, your personal space, but, like, everything that you buy is partially because of me as well. Same vice versa. Everything I buy is because of you guys.

[Dalton]

I help pay for that toilet.

[Marvel Ad]

And I feel. I feel like if anyone gets to, like, enjoy it or share it with, I'm all right with it. Being my business partners.

[Ryan]

I agree. That's where I'm at, too. And honestly, even if it wasn't, I mean, you guys are my best friends, so it's like, yeah, you might be a little dirty. You might. You might smell you might smell, but.

[Marvel Ad]

This is just what we're working with.

[Ryan]

Might destroy the toilet every time you come over. So be it. That's how it is. And. And I'm not gonna not have you over at my house because of that.

[Dalton]

So does Alex clean the entire house? Well, with Ken downstairs, that's where I was getting that.

[Ryan]

She drops the downstairs.

[Mike]

She doesn't do the basement.

[Ryan]

She did for a while, but it was so bad. Have you tried to pair vacuum the downstairs, but like Ken's bathroom?

[Dalton]

What do you think the price tag would be on Ken's bathroom once Ken.

[Ryan]

Gets out of the house? Like probably gonna just gut that whole.

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Yeah, no. Yeah. I can't believe Ken. You are the most like, I would say extravagant guy. I know. With your amenities, right. You got fine taste. When I go into your bathroom and I see your toilet, your prized possession, and dude, I can barely sit on that thing. The only thing I think of, how the does Ken deal with this?

[Gavin]

Everyone's that thing hard.

[Mike]

It kind of got to the point where I was like, okay, I'm gonna get. I'm gonna build my own house and then I don't have to worry about the short shower or the a Super weird.

[Dalton]

What does this have to do with a dirty toilet?

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I was like, I can't believe Kendon just put a bidet in a normal sized toilet in this thing. It's like one of those toilets that when you're sitting on it, like your knees almost go up cuz you're sitting so low.

[Ryan]

It's a 90s toilet and it's like very small. Like, like it's short this way too. So it's like more of a circle than an oval. More circle than an oval. But so back when we were co owning it and we were remodeling it, I mean I put new toilets in the upstairs downstairs and like installed them and everything. Ken could have very easily have picked up a toilet and had it split three ways in the cost of it, but he just didn't want to do it.

[Mike]

That that bathroom needs more than a toilet. It needs like new floor.

[Dalton]

But I mean, a couple hundred dollar toilet wouldn't have been the end of the world toilet.

[Ryan]

Literally would take 15 minutes to swap out. It's so easy. But now it's like yours is so far gone on. I'm not touching it.

[Ken]

Got it.

[Ryan]

Like I'm waiting until the demo crew comes in and just starts tearing it out.

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Well, all right boys.

[Ken]

Thanks for having me. I really appreciate it.

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Yeah, thanks for coming on. Mike.

[Ryan]

Thanks, guys. Yeah, happy to be hanging with you guys again.

[Ken]

Drop a comment. Talk to me. Subscribe if you haven't talked to me, baby.

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Yeah, yeah. Michael B. In the comments, responding the last thing.

[Ken]

About like having your buddies on your stuff, freaking all dirty and greasy and whatever. Gavin got got back from Trike Fest and straight to the private jet. Like he showed up basically that night and then that morning we got on the private jet and he easily the muddiest boots I've ever seen on any private plane. Like, he's like, sorry, boys, I came.

[Ryan]

Straight from track fence and he just banged him together.

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I know he liked them. And when he was sitting there, it's like, you know, just like he moves.

[Ryan]

A little bit, falls off.

[Marvel Ad]

Yeah, yeah, because it gets dry and brittle and he, you know, he's sitting there, he's drinking be 15 tonys on the way there. And he's just, you know, he's laughing, he's banging his boots together when he's laughing. Right? By the time we got off that plane, they were, the two pilots were standing there with like the little hand Dyson vacuums like in their hand. And before the last one was off, they started cleaning up.

[Ryan]

Yeah, dude, I'm all for getting money, but you don't gotta drag it with you for the next month. Afterwards though.

[Ken]

Thanks for listening, boys and girls, and we'll see you next week. Week next Tuesday. See ya.

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Peace.

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