What Really Happened on Money Mike's Bachelor Party, Gavin's Dangerous Driving, Getting Drafted

Summary

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Episode: What Really Happened on Money Mike's Bachelor Party, Gavin's Dangerous Driving, Getting Drafted
Date: July 8, 2025
Hosts: CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, Dalton

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Episode Overview

This episode offers a rowdy, behind-the-scenes debrief of Money Mike’s bachelor party trip to Lake Powell, complete with stories of wild jet ski antics, luxury houseboats, questionable fashion, risky bets, and recurring Cboys TV jokes about dating, masculinity, and friendship. The crew also riff on Gavin’s (lack of) driving skills, ponder the draft, discuss plastic surgery for men, and swap advice on everything from swimmer’s ear to getting a Real ID. Their signature irreverence and camaraderie are on full display.

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Major Topics & Key Moments

1. Money Mike’s Bachelor Party at Lake Powell

[04:17 – 21:24]

• CJ’s FOMO:
  CJ missed the trip due to illness, despite having bought a seat on the private jet.
  “There’s only one thing more baller than riding on a private jet, and that’s paying for it and not going.” – CJ [07:06]

• The Journey & Houseboat:
  The group describes two-hour boat rides, huge houseboats (“literal mansions on water”), and the scale of Lake Powell:
  “To put in perspective… there’s more frontage of shoreline on Lake Powell than on the entire west coast.” – Ben [04:55]
  “25 total males were on a three-story houseboat.” – Mike [04:17]

• Ken’s Wild Pants:
  Ken set the trip’s comedic tone by showing up in enormous JNCO jeans, drawing plenty of mockery.
  "Ken sets the tone by wearing the widest pants anyone’s ever seen." – Ben [09:14]

• Private Jet Flex:
  Mike’s arrival in his Viper at the private jet:
  “Brought a tear to my eye… the most baller thing I’ve ever seen Mike do.” – Ben [10:25]

• Pilot Banter & ‘Tonys’ Challenge:
  Gavin is challenged to drink five ‘Tonys’ (presumably a strong beverage) before takeoff; he almost makes it.
  “You know, I think I could drink five Tonys before we take off.” – Gavin/Ben [11:11]
  “Teary eyed, about to throw up, like… And I’m like, we haven’t even taken off yet.” – Mike [11:54]

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2. Life on the Houseboat

[21:24 – 35:03]

• Luxury & Tech:
  The ‘houseboats’ are lavish, sometimes millions of dollars, complete with full-size showers and multiple Starlink hookups for gaming (notably, many rounds of Fortnite).

• Hospitality:
  Shoutout to the organizers (Powell Heads), described as “next level” hospitable, and a nod to the kindness of Utah Mormons.

• Heavy D’s Blackhawk Arrival:
  Heavy D from Diesel Brothers arrives by helicopter, landing on a custom-built barge because the shoreline is off-limits.
  “He came, landed on the bar. Dude. It was so sketchy…” – Ben [22:57]
  Ken is conscripted to help guide the helicopter landing, despite lacking expertise:
  “I don’t think I’m qualified.” – Ken [23:13]

• Helicopter Booze Run:
  Evan and Ryan recount using the Blackhawk for a quick beverage supply mission—what would take hours by boat takes 10-15 minutes.
  “In the helicopter, doors open, flying over the canyons… I can’t not.” – Mike [24:32]

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3. Bachelor Party Shenanigans

[35:03 – 43:16]

• Mushrooms and Star-Gazing:
  Most of the crew (except a few designated drivers) try mushroom edibles, with mixed effects:
  “Laying on the roof of the houseboat just looking at the stars… never seen the stars brighter.” – Ryan/Ken [34:00/34:08]
  Ken goes humorously “non-verbal” for a stretch.

• Jet Ski Antics:
  Gavin’s near-collisions and poor situational awareness are a running joke:
  “Gavin is so bad at judging his distance, so he’s turning last second…” – Ben [19:02]

• Sunset Bromance:
  Ben and Dalton share a “magical” sunset cruise:
  “We did for sure… it was crazy. It was like a full moment, bro.” – Dalton/Ben [32:09]

• Sleeping Arrangements:
  Seven guys pile into the master bedroom:
  “There was about seven of us in the bed.” – Mike [30:51]

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4. CboysTV-style Banter: Plastic Surgery, Fashion, and 'Gaydars'

[26:01 – 39:05]

• Fake Tits & BBL Jokes:
  Extended riff on how much Spenny would have to get paid to get fake breasts, and whether Gavin should get a Brazilian Butt Lift.
  "He would get fake tits for $50,000." – Ben [00:04, 28:25]
  “I think you’d be the dirt bike guy with tits.” – Ben [29:55]

• Plastic Surgery for Men:
  Surprise over the number of men getting cosmetic modifications. Reference to bicep/butt implants and (rumored) celebrities with such enhancements.

• Gaydar & Outfits:
  Spenny’s “boat mom” aesthetic (pink hat, crop top) and gaydar chatter, all in good fun.
  “Spenny, like, you guys all came back … he’s in the gay sand right now.” – Ben/CJ [27:57]

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5. Draft Talk and Military Service

[47:27 – 54:14]

• Could Spenny Be Drafted?
  Speculation about draft eligibility for dual citizens, physical requirements, and more:
  “If the draft happened, one guy in the crew would get drafted.” – Mike [50:12]

• What If CboysTV Got Drafted?
  Hilarious imagining of Dalton’s exploits as a “one-man army” or content creator embedded with the troops:
  “He’d be like, all right, you’re going in alone. He’d be like, what?” – CJ [51:02]
  “Let me get a shot of the tank leaving town.” – Dalton [52:16]

• Thoughts on War Footage and Camera Crews:
  Joking about getting assigned as a camera operator in a war zone.
  “All I was thinking was, bro, you get drafted…they go…here’s a camera…” – CJ [53:05]
  “I think the guy with the camera’s got the biggest balls out there.” – CJ [52:35]

• Recent US Military Operations:
  Discussion of the US bombing uranium enrichment facilities in Iran. Debates over what happened, the nature of bunker-busting bombs, and the intimidating power of stealth bombers.
  “Not very often are you…it made me kind of concerned about the safety of our country…” – Ben [55:08]

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6. Miscellaneous: Swimmer's Ear, Real ID, Motorcycle Talk

[00:25 – 68:12]

• Rider Health & Swimmer’s Ear:
  Extended banter and tips about treating ear infections and blockages, with characteristic TMI details.

• Real ID Frustrations:
  Several members vent about the bureaucracy and paperwork required to get new government IDs, encountering delays, and temporary inconveniences.
  “They are making this way too difficult.” – Ben [46:32]
  “It's just so inconvenient. Like, I wish there was a better way.” – Ryan [47:44]

• Motorcycle Debates:
  Light-hearted, sometimes technical chat about R6s, dual sports, Harley vs. non-Harley riders, and the practicality issues of owning too many toys.
  “It's a real thing. When you have so many toys you just don't get to use them as much as you'd like.” – CJ [67:52]

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7. Friendship, Home, and Messes

[74:00 – End]

• CJ’s Home as Community Space:
  Reflections on welcoming the messes friends bring, seeing personal possessions as communal, and the chaos that comes with it.
  “Everything that you buy is partially because of me, same vice versa. Everything I buy is because of you guys.” – Ben [75:03]

• Cleanliness War Stories:
  Jokes about the destruction friends wreak on CJ & Ken’s neat home—especially in the bathrooms.
  “Now it's like yours is so far gone, I'm not touching it…waiting till the demo crew comes in.” – CJ [77:17]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• FOMO Baller Move:
  “The only thing more baller than riding on a private jet is paying for it and not going.” – CJ [07:06]

• Ken’s JNCOs:
  “Ken was wearing like the widest load pants you'll ever see…biggest in stock size JNCO had.” – Ben/Ken [08:12/08:27]

• Jet Ski Danger:
  “I can't believe Gav didn't…hurt somebody…” – Evan [18:29]

• Helicopter Landing:
  “I was expecting the barge to be so much bigger...five feet on either side.” – Mike [23:21]

• Male Cosmetic Surgery Tomfoolery:
  “I think you'd be the dirt bike guy with tits.” – Ben [29:55]

• Mushroom Star-Gazing:
  “Laying on the roof of the houseboat just looking at the stars…no light pollution.” – Ryan/Ken [34:00/34:08]

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Timestamps by Segment

| Timestamp | Topic | |-----------|-----------------------------------------| | 00:00 | Swimmer’s Ear/Health Troubles | | 04:17 | Bachelor Party (Lake Powell trip) | | 09:14 | Ken’s JNCO Pants | | 10:25 | Private Jet Arrival | | 15:00 | Houseboat & Lake Powell Life | | 22:06 | Heavy D’s Blackhawk Arrival | | 32:09 | Sunset Jet Ski Bromance | | 33:08 | Sleeping Outside On The Barge | | 35:03 | Shrooms + Star-Gazing | | 47:27 | Real ID Bureaucracy | | 50:12 | Who In The Crew Would Get Drafted? | | 52:00 | “If Dalton got drafted”—bit | | 55:08 | Iran Bombing & National Security | | 64:00 | Motorcycles: Preferences, Stories | | 74:00 | Friendship, Homes, and Messes |

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Tone & Style

Consistent with CboysTV’s comedic, freewheeling friendship, the conversation is full of inside jokes, playful taunts, wild hypotheticals, and a strong sense of collective mischief. Their banter blends “bro” humor, self-deprecation, and moments of genuine reflection on friendship and the rare, wild experiences they share.

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Summary for the Uninitiated

This episode is a classic CboysTV romp. It’s a packed, high-energy look at what happens when a group of YouTube’s most adventurous, chaos-prone creators get a houseboat, a private jet, alcohol, jet skis, and a helicopter—and no real adult supervision. Mixed in with the fun are surprisingly relatable discussions of missing out, government bureaucracy, business, and the joy (and pain) of growing up with the same crew. Perfect for fans and newcomers alike looking for a taste of the Cboys world.

Transcript

[CJ]

I had a seat on a private jet that I didn't get to ride on.

[Ben]

He would get fake tits for $50,000.

[Mike]

Dude.

[Dalton]

Me and Ben had a sick jet ski rip.

[Mike]

As long as you guys didn't go, like, watch the sunset or anything.

[Dalton]

No, we did. Don't be posting that, buzz Cutter. You'll be getting drafted right away.

[Ben]

Not very often are you, like, sitting there thinking about the safety of our country.

[Evan]

You can only hear out of your right side due to the cake.

[Ryan]

No, the cake is in the right side.

[Mike]

That was the unfortunate part about that whole ordeal.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Still dealing with that.

[Ryan]

Yes, I have an infection on one side and I'm deaf on the other.

[Evan]

You should have done the hydrogen peroxide thing. I didn't.

[Ryan]

Pouring all kinds of in my ears.

[Mike]

You were pouring that honey that C.J. got in there.

[Ben]

Wait, you still have cake in here?

[Ryan]

No, I think I have, like, an infection from the cake that was in my ear.

[CJ]

That's happened two times now.

[Ryan]

Dude, he has a 50. 50 shot of hitting the ear. That doesn't matter. And both times smacks it in the.

[CJ]

Well, I think you could still get an infection in your other ear, but wouldn't matter.

[Ben]

It would still hurt.

[CJ]

I don't think you'd want to run around with an infection in your ear.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it just feels like I have, like, liquid in it all the time. Like, it doesn't hurt that bad. It just feels like it's half plugged.

[CJ]

I almost wonder if you should go to, like, a ear, throat, and nose doctor, because they can flush that out or even just go to it. Like, one time I had to go to the emergency room when I was in high school because it got clogged full of wax. I basically end up packing it to the eardrum. And I was deaf in that ear. Wrote it out for, like, five days until I missed my alarm because I couldn't hear. Then my mom was like, all right, we're going to er, and then they just took a thing. It felt so good. See, I. It felt so.

[Ryan]

I don't think it feels good. I've had it done before. It feels so icky.

[Mike]

Same thing happened to me. Just a pro tip, you don't need to go to the ER unless it's, like, really hurting. But, yeah, you just squirt that in there. And it's concerning the amount of.

[CJ]

Unless you have the thing. I guess if you don't have the thing, go there.

[Mike]

But, like, they got cvs.

[CJ]

Quite a bit of. Quite a bit of pressure.

[Ryan]

Well, I think you Know, it kind of could go either way. Like, I don't really like the feeling. You do. It's probably like a colonoscopy. Like, some people hate it.

[CJ]

You'd probably like that.

[Ryan]

I wouldn't not know.

[Evan]

Benny would love it.

[CJ]

Benny's just catching stray sitting over there on the side.

[Ben]

He's not here to defend himself. No, I, I, I used to get earaches all the time from swimming. Like, swimmers here.

[Evan]

You, like, don't swim now because of it, right?

[Ben]

Well, I don't swim for many reasons, Ryan, but that's just one of them. Another pro tip. If you get water in your ear from swimming, pour hydrogen peroxide or rubbing alcohol. No, not hydrogen peroxide. Rubbing alcohol.

[Evan]

Oh, we use hydrogen peroxide.

[Ben]

Oh, is there a difference?

[Evan]

I was brown. The brown bottle.

[Ben]

No, it wasn't the brown bottle. It was a clear one.

[Evan]

No, we use the brown bottle today or on this weekend.

[Ben]

No, we use the clear one.

[Evan]

It was brown.

[Ryan]

I wasn't. Do it.

[Ben]

Oh, shit. I must have been more drunk than I thought. I don't know if I should have been doing that, Ryan. Holy shit.

[Evan]

That was my doc.

[Ben]

I don't know if I should have done that to you.

[Mike]

Peroxide in your ears. Okay.

[Ben]

Oh, is it?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Okay. I guess I'd never done that.

[Evan]

That makes.

[Ben]

Oh my God, Ryan, I'm glad that you were okay.

[Evan]

I'm glad we didn't talk about that because it felt like pop rocks in my ear.

[Mike]

Like, it was literally, I guess, kind of what Evan said. Like, I think it's a cool feeling.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I think if, you know, you're gonna, like, stand up and your ear isn't gonna fall off zombie style, then.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Okay. Yeah. I probably shouldn't have been playing doctor after that many Tonys, but rubbing alcohol. You pour it into your ear and you sit there for like 3 minutes, 5 minutes, and then you stand up and you dump it out and it, like, takes the water with it. It's changed my life finding that out, though.

[Ryan]

Speaking of swimming, do you guys see I was swimming this weekend? Well, you guys always did.

[Ben]

Yeah. Did you learn how to swim?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I did all right. I just kind of winged it.

[Ben]

The Barrel locker almost like floated you up the burger locker.

[Ken]

So you're swimming for the first time?

[Ryan]

Well, no, I just wanted you guys all to acknowledge that I was swimming because you always say that I can't.

[CJ]

Take quite a bit of courage to do that. Gain or backflip off the top. Top of that thing. That was insane, dude.

[Ryan]

That was actually like the mid level. We were even going up one more story off the railing.

[CJ]

Bro, you kind of courage, dude. You know, don't take this the wrong way. Take this as a compliment, but you're kind of like holding it down for the slightly, slightly bigger guys, you know, like you're.

[Ben]

You're doing extreme sports.

[Mike]

Fat gainer.

[Evan]

Like, that's pretty sick, dude. That's some good extension.

[Mike]

All right. So the reason Evan was swimming this weekend was we went on my bachelor party. Ryan did a very good job. I just got to preface that right now. You guys heard we're going to Lake Powell. Lake Powell blew my mind. Maybe not even speaking for myself. I just didn't expect it to be so big. So massive cascading walls, hundreds and hundreds of feet deep. In some spots, like hours and hours to get across from one point to another. It was epic. We were 25 total males were on a three story houseboat this weekend. And it was over an hour drive to get out there on a boat. So, like, we were out there, we were outside.

[Ben]

Yeah. To put in perspective of how big Lake Powell is, there's more frontage of shoreline on Lake Powell than on the entire west coast.

[Evan]

That's freaking crazy.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I knew we were going out there. Like when we booked this trip, they were like, yeah, you know, we're going to be way out there. You're not just going to be running back to the marina or whatever. And I'm like, oh, yeah, okay. You know, it's probably gonna be like, you know, CJ's house to like twice as far as Zorba's. I figured it was gonna be like in view damn near. And we went 42 miles. Yeah, 42 miles from the marina. It's like two hours in a wakeboat at full throttle. We were all loaded down with our suitcases and like, we were out there.

[CJ]

How big was that wake boat?

[Evan]

We were on a 24 footer with all of our suitcases. 16 people and 16. 17.

[CJ]

24Ft only.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah, we were. We were packed in there like sardines.

[Mike]

We used full throttle topping at 18.

[CJ]

So I didn't go because the night before, basically I just. I was super sick and I just was like, I can't do it. I have to bail out last minute, which sucked. So, like, I honestly don't really know what all went down. I was just too bummed out to even watch your guys stories. I could not.

[Ben]

I did feel bad, dude.

[CJ]

Couldn't even look at them. I still haven't like, it's probably gonna be hard for me to watch. I'll probably be over by the time a video comes out. But I was so bummed about it. So, like, I know as much as the listener does, which is nothing, dude.

[Ben]

I felt very bad, like, posting stories knowing that you were supposed to be there, couldn't even do it, and you were just gonna watch it with like, fomo. Because it's like one thing if, like, you're not there and you're like, oh, it looks like you're having fun, but it's one thing if you were supposed to be there, right? You know? So I did. I did feel bad, but everyone also, the entire time was like, oh, this is sick. Wish C.J. was here.

[CJ]

Well, thanks, guys.

[Evan]

Yeah, you're a mess.

[CJ]

And then on top of that, just the fact that Justin's bash party was such a legendary time, like, we're still talking about it four or five years later. I was just like, I'm missing out on something that we're gonna be talking about for probably ever, which sucks. And then on top of that, the fact that we bought a private jet, like. Like I had a. I had a seat on a private jet. Not, not cheap that I didn't get to ride on, but whatever, you know.

[Evan]

That'S baller right there.

[CJ]

That's how.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[CJ]

I did think about that when I was sitting at home. I was like, there's only one thing more baller than riding on a private jet, and that's paying for it and not going.

[Ben]

The worst part is too, is like, it was like such late notice of you canceling out. It was. It was just an empty seat. And then, you know, like, I know everyone else that. That flew commercial was like, damn, would have been nice to have that seat, huh?

[CJ]

Well, I kind of pulled out.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I mean, it was probably like 4 or 5 in the morning. I was just like, there's no way I'm sitting on a boat for three days feeling like this. Like, rocking is going to be 110 degrees.

[Ben]

It would have been toug way. It would have been. I think you made the right call.

[CJ]

I actually do feel like I did. Yeah. But I'm just still bummed about it. But anyway, so I'm in the same boat as the listener. I don't know that much, but yeah. So a two hour ride on a wake boat is. It's a long, long journey.

[Ben]

Let me tell you how the morning started, though. Not to. Not to rub this in a little bit more. It starts out hot. Ken walks into the room. He's wearing the widest pants that anybody's ever seen.

[CJ]

I saw those.

[Ryan]

Right.

[CJ]

He was wearing them at home. Well, I go, what the.

[Mike]

Did you die laughing? Because I did.

[Ben]

I think my favorite part is Ken was wearing like the widest load pants you'll ever see. But his shirt was like one size too small. So it was a little out of proportion.

[Ryan]

50 inch legs, each leg opening had.

[Ken]

Fit was 50 inches, which when I bought them, that was the biggest in stock size. Leg opening Jinko had.

[CJ]

I could see Dalton wearing those.

[Ben]

Each leg. No, I can see Spenny wearing those. Like actually spending on those.

[Ryan]

Considerably bigger than the wayside is each.

[Mike]

Each leg. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Insane.

[Ben]

So what happened to Jenko's though? Like real quick. They just went out of style.

[CJ]

Out of style?

[Mike]

Yeah. I was just gonna say, like, I'll be the one to say it. They're insane looking.

[Ryan]

Well, they're not cheap either.

[Mike]

Yeah, they're kind of.

[Ben]

Well, it's more denim.

[Ryan]

Well, yeah, it's double if not triple the denim.

[Ben]

It's a lot of material.

[Ken]

It's double the material.

[Mike]

That's true.

[Ken]

Skinny jeans.

[Evan]

Double the pair of your jeans that they painted on.

[Ken]

Yeah, they were double the price of my.

[Evan]

Wow.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Ryan]

You could make three pairs of those skinny je jeans out of those easily.

[Ken]

Probably.

[Mike]

Yeah. So yeah, Ken rolls up in those.

[Ben]

Ken sets the tone by wearing the widest pants that anybody's ever seen. Right. The boys are immediately just laughing. We're just firing already. And so we're like. We had a set time that we were supposed to. To leave. And we check Mike's location. Where is he? 45 minutes away.

[Mike]

Not true.

[Ben]

And we were supposed to leave in like, like five minutes.

[Mike]

Ten minutes. You guys said you were leaving at 9:30 and I got to the shop at 9:28.

[Ryan]

We were all at the shop ready to go. And you were just like hitting the downer road.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, that's when I got to the shop.

[Ben]

So. So we're like, well, the jets not going to leave him. But we were like, we probably should get there. So they know like somebody's at least hopping on this thing, right. So we go to the airport and I call Mike and I was like, yo, Mike, just meet us at the airport and we'll meet you on. Literally on the Runway. And so we're standing there and Mike comes around the corner in his Viper and. And he pulls up and he parks it right in front of the jet. And he hops out, throws his bags in it. And I was I was standing there just like, it brought a tear to my eye. Like, I was just like, this has got to be the most baller thing I've ever seen Mike do. And he's on his way to his bachelor party and just pulled up in his Viper, bro. It was so sick.

[Mike]

It was easily the most baller thing I have ever done.

[Ben]

That was awesome.

[Ryan]

The pilots were amazing.

[CJ]

They liked it.

[Ben]

Oh, they loved it. Yeah. They were just, like, immediately on the same level as we were.

[Mike]

And they were saying, like, obviously we were there to have fun, so no matter how big or small our group would have been on the plane, they would have loved us. But they said that they usually just fly one to two guys. So he's really seven of you guys already having fun?

[Ben]

Yeah. He was like, this. This is super rare to fly like eight. Eight people like this. He was like, usually it's just one or two.

[Evan]

Who's buying a private jet for just one person?

[Mike]

Mega, dude.

[Ben]

People that treat it like an Uber.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

The craziest thing to me was just walking onto the plane with a crisper full of beers. Yeah, that was pretty awesome, wasn't it?

[Ben]

So we hop on. We're immediately joking with the pilots, like, what's the weight limit on this thing? And Gavin's like, because I'm gonna try and bring a couple girls home if we can. And these guys are like, what kind of girls you into? And he's like, big ones. 380, you know, Are sick. We hop on there, bro, and we're still sitting there. And they're just like. The pilots are in the front, the cockpit, like, you know, flicking all the buttons and. Right. And Gavin looks over and goes, I think I could drink five Tony's before we take off.

[Mike]

And then I'm just immediately like, absolutely. $100 on it. Let's go. And he gets four in right before we take off. Teary eyed, about to throw up, like. Yeah.

[Evan]

Doing the thing where he goes like. And I'm like, we haven't even taken off yet. They're gonna be like, we can't now.

[Ryan]

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

[CJ]

Throw up on a private jet.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Evan]

It's got to be more than an Uber, I'll tell you that much. Uber's like 500 bucks.

[Ryan]

The thing was, is the Tony's were as cold as they're gonna get out of the fridge into a cooler full of ice. And then he just starts.

[Ben]

Yeah, it was just crisp.

[Ryan]

Insane. Yeah, insane.

[Ben]

And he got you got four in, though. And he was like, I can't do it. I can't do it. You might have even gotten four and a half in, like, just before accomplishing it. And he was like, I can't do it.

[Mike]

And then he just immediately, like, as soon as he said, I can't do it, takes out his billfold, starts giving me. Like, that was not part of the deal. And I was like, you might as well try to finish.

[Ryan]

Ryan was the only voice of reason there. Like, I don't want to say we were overly encouraging it, but we definitely weren't discouraging. Discouraging it. And Ryan's like, gav, you don't need to do this. Is it worth it?

[CJ]

5 ponies is a lot.

[Mike]

It is, in a matter of 15.

[CJ]

Minutes, completely different than even drinking five beers. Because, like, how much more? That's almost like, I'd say a beer and a half a Tony.

[Ryan]

No, it's 5%. Most beers, 4.2 to 5.

[CJ]

A little bit more.

[Evan]

That puts you right into the middle of the Tony paradox, which is a scary place to be.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

The craziest part, though, is, like, you were like, oh, he had to have been pretty lit, dude.

[CJ]

I.

[Ben]

To this day, I don't know if I've ever seen Gavin actually drunk.

[Mike]

I would second that. I. Dude, I don't know.

[Ben]

The dude is so. He's so big.

[CJ]

I think he just acts so drunk all the time.

[Ben]

You don't know that.

[CJ]

It's hard to tell from when he's drunk to when he's just normal.

[Ryan]

I think he sweats a little more. That's how you can tell. He gets a little more red.

[Ben]

His nose has a constant, like, 17 beads of sweat on it.

[CJ]

Like a dog gets more back to, like, it'll get, like, barely on.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Like, it's just hanging on by a thread.

[Ryan]

You wouldn't think so, but he actually gets a couple notches louder. Just a little bit.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So the flight, obviously, for. Well, for everyone, went great. And then we. We pulled up to the airport, and we get in. We have two trucks for 15 of us. And so we're like. It's like. It's literally 107 degrees on the tarmac, and seven of us in the front of a Raptor and another five in.

[Ryan]

The back, but under a black hopper, Black truck, black topper, dude.

[Ben]

It was just like.

[Evan]

And everyone's like, private jet to this.

[CJ]

What the fuck you guys would have thought? You're going over the border, dude.

[Mike]

That's kind of how it felt.

[Ryan]

We were drinking a hot bottle of wine in the back. Oh yeah, that's 107 degrees. It was an experience there.

[Mike]

Then we, you know, 15 minute drive to the, to the marina and then you get, you, you can't walk down to the, where the boats are. You have to get a ride from the guys there. So everybody piles in some Kawasaki mules down to the marina. Then we're down at the marina. We're waiting on Jake. Jake drove from Phoenix to page five hours. He was topping his Audi A4 out. And then that's a car for Jake.

[CJ]

That's a better car for him.

[Mike]

I think he was. He pulls up and then that's when we hit that almost two hour ride out to the houseboat. Everybody had the same vibe of like, we're really, we're in there boys, we're doing this.

[CJ]

And yes, it was out in the middle.

[Ken]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

As you can imagine, there wasn't any like going out. There was no, like, yeah, like it was just, you either want to get in the water or you want to hike or you're on the boat. That's it.

[Ben]

Yeah. We got out there and immediately like Gavin and Dalton are like, where are the chicks? Like we are in the middle of nowhere. And they didn't, they didn't know what we were getting into. Yeah, they exactly, yeah. They were like, this is so sick. We're going like do this lit lake and like I'm sure there's going to be so many people there. Dude, it was desolate.

[Evan]

Some people didn't realize there was a difference between Lake Powell and Lake Havasu. Oh yeah, Just Google Lake Havasu and Lake Powell. And one, you will see big giant boats with a bunch of chicks with bolt ons flashing the camera. And then one of them you will see pictures of nature. We went to the one with the nature.

[CJ]

I was telling Alex Lake Havasu the whole time leading up to it too. So she thought we were going to Lake Havasu until that night I was like, oh, it turns out we're going to Lake Powell, not Havasu.

[Ben]

Big difference.

[Evan]

Yeah, she had to be nervous. I mean, you know, you'll be good, but still.

[Mike]

But yeah, there's no such thing as like sandbar or any meetup spot really. At all.

[Ben]

Yeah, it was just like super desolate. Like there's houseboats, which I didn't really know what a houseboat was until being there. Of like the scale of these houseboats. Right. Like they are literal yachts, but they're not yachts because they want to be able to pull up to the shoreline. And you can't do that in a yacht, apparently. I was learning all this as, as I was asking these questions of like, interviewing dude. I can't describe to you how much money it takes to like play out there. Like, it's not like you just get a boat. It doesn't matter what kind of boat it is. It could be a fishing boat and you can go and enjoy the same as anyone else there. It's like, dude, these houseboats are like a million, two, three, four, five, six million dollar houseboats, right? They're like literal mansions on water. And the dinghies for these houseboats are like the nicest boats that you've ever seen around here. It's like a $500,000 wakeboard boat is just their dinghy on these things. So it's, it's like if you were in like the, the harbor of Miami, right, and you see all these big yachts, that's like the equivalent of just driving around Lake Powell. But there's these houseboats that are like tucked into these little coves because like, it's quite opposite of what you would imagine like going to the lake and going to like a party lake would be. It's like these people get out there and they want to just like be completely alone and not be surrounded by any. Anyone, right? So there's like all these different like little veins and coves of like these million dollar houseboats just stanced up and a bunch of people like on them, but no one was like together.

[Mike]

And on average, guess how much they cost to fill up depending on how.

[CJ]

Much fuel is.10 grand.

[Ben]

On the thousand.

[Ryan]

Gallon fuel tank and it's $9.50 a gallon at for dockside.

[CJ]

They just ream you.

[Mike]

Yeah, they do.

[CJ]

I mean, no matter if you're filling up on the lake, like you're paying for the convenience of not having to lug your gas cans.

[Mike]

But that was the downside, is that the tanks were so big, there's no such thing as like, hey, bring your fuel truck down here or some. Something from the shore. It's just not a thing.

[Ryan]

It was cool. The. So the fuel tanks are so big because when you're out there, you got to run the generator for power on everything. So that's built in. And then there's like a fuel pump on it so you can fill up all the jet skis, the wake boat and all that. You pump right back out of the.

[CJ]

Yeah, bro.

[Evan]

We should have limited the gas on those jet skis once we got freaking Gavin and Jake on those.

[Ben]

Dude, we were burning.

[Ryan]

I can't believe Gav didn't no. Hurt somebody or.

[Evan]

Yeah, well, Jake is intentionally being dangerous, and then Gavin is unintentionally being dangerous. You're watching like, Gavin's just trying to ride. Yeah. You're just too. Two people that don't know what each other's about to do out there, driving as close as they can against textbooks.

[Ben]

Bad.

[Evan]

Jet skiing. And I. It's like the first day.

[CJ]

Each other.

[Evan]

Yeah. Trying to spray each other.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

They would know how to spray.

[Ben]

They would try and spray each other. But Gavin is so, so bad at judging his.

[Dalton]

I don't know.

[Mike]

He's not.

[Ben]

He's so bad at judging his distance of when he should turn right. So he's, like, turning last second. And then Jake, luckily, is like, you.

[Ryan]

Got getting out of the way.

[Ben]

He's kind of just like, driving forward a little bit so Gavin doesn't hit him. But then Gavin's like, oh, I didn't hit him. So I'm going to try and get closer the next time.

[Mike]

It's like that classic jet ski move when you bounce off each other's wake. Like, you should hit each other if you would have been on ground. Ryan legitimately told him to park it.

[Ryan]

It's his situational awareness. He sprayed the entire boat. Like, cameras, cell phones, like, a dozen times. Like, unintentional. Well, you know, the jet skis, they shoot the water out. So we just, like, turn around, give it some gas to shoot that in. Or we going across the lake at, like, 25 miles an hour, and he just comes up next to us and just hangs a turn. Just cooks. Cooks the whole boat.

[CJ]

Or he's a. What did I do?

[Ben]

The boat's clipping along, right. And it's got the wake behind it. Gavin would come up and then jump off the wake and then land next to the boat, and then. No, he would land, and then on the land, it would splash everyone on the side, and he wouldn't even look over because he wouldn't even know that he did it. And everyone's just dripping. Dalton standing there with the camera, just. What the is wrong with you, Gav? You are such an idiot.

[CJ]

So Doll was beefing with Gav a little bit.

[Mike]

A little bit. He does get a little frustrated.

[Ben]

Yeah, he would. But I'm like, dude, he's like a puppy dog that doesn't know that. Yeah, he's like the nut. You can't get mad at this guy.

[CJ]

So tell me what the inside of this houseboat's like. Like, very nice. Was there ac? Like, how was it?

[Ryan]

They're into a nice rv. Like a night. Like a real nice rv? Yeah, bigger.

[Mike]

Bigger.

[Evan]

The nice thing was the bathrooms weren't RV bathrooms.

[Ken]

You.

[Evan]

You did have the RV style toilet where you flush with your foot. But, like, the bathrooms were big. I was expecting, you know, kind of like really small and whatever, but they were big.

[Ken]

Full size shower, like.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Plenty of square feet in there where you're not crammed.

[Mike]

Like a. I mean. But anyway, that was a kind of weird part. I mean, we were living pretty lavish on this houseboat, but a couple of the guys from the Powerheads group, they ripped probably like 40 games of Fortnite over the weekend because. Dude. So no service but. Starlink. Shout out Starlink.

[Evan]

Dude, Starlink is insane.

[Mike]

Like, we had three Starlinks there, I believe. And everybody had Internet. Just everybody had dialed Internet. Like we were, you know, posting and uploading, downloading and. Yeah, they're ripping Fortnite. It was hilarious.

[CJ]

Wait, so like, inside?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, in. In the living room. And then we watched the. The latest video. That was pretty cool.

[CJ]

So they just didn't care about being on the water or what? They're just out there so much.

[Mike]

I think they were just out there so much.

[Ben]

They were just there mostly just to entertain us. Like, shout out Powell heads. They had us out with the houseboat, all the jet skis, the wakeboard boat, they lined everything else up for us. It was so sick. Like, the hospitality. As every time we go to Utah, Mormons. Unbelievable people. Next level. As soon as I found out they were Mormons, I was like, oh, we're in good hands. This is going to be awesome.

[CJ]

You know, what was the cherry on top, though, that really made me just bummed was when Heavy D pulled up.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Pulling up with the Blackhawk and he got his freaking Blackhawk carrier and like just all his. His whole crew was there.

[Ben]

It was crazy. So apparently you can't land a helicopter on the. The shores on the banks of this thing because it's like government land. It's. It's like. Yeah, it's like. It's a.

[Ken]

It's like a national park, essentially.

[Ben]

National park protected. And then the other side is reservations.

[Ken]

It's all Navajo land on Navajo land on the Arizona.

[Ben]

Like I said, these guys out there, like with these houseboats, they got money. And what do guys with money have? They got helicopters. Well, what's a Problem when you can't land your helicopter on the land to get to your houseboat Barge landed on the lake. So heavy d built this barge. Essentially, it's just like a houseboat without a level on it. It's like the size of a houseboat pretty much.

[Evan]

It was like 90ft long.

[CJ]

An aircraft carrier for like the.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

And sent his guys out, and then sure enough, he came landed on the bar. Dude. It was so sketchy, though. Like, it was sketchy.

[Evan]

The first landing. He's like, I can't remember what he was saying that I was now like, in. But I was a part of the flying team where he told me to land. He's like, tell me where we are on the barge so we can land. I'm like, I don't think I'm qualified. He's like, you're the only guy here, man. Like, just call it out.

[Mike]

I was expecting the barge to be, like, so much bigger because there was. Yeah, there was five feet on either side of the helicopter wheels. Like, that's not.

[Evan]

Not that much.

[Mike]

Not that much.

[Ben]

You picked Ryan up to go and get more booze? Yeah.

[Evan]

So it's actually sick. I got in the boat with him, and then we went all the way back. And then we went to the boo store and then hopped in the helicopter and went back.

[CJ]

That's sick. How long of a helicopter flight was it?

[Mike]

10 minutes?

[Evan]

15 minutes.

[Ben]

Oh, it's a 15 minute super fast.

[Evan]

In the helicopter boat.

[CJ]

It's two hours.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

So the helicopter was super clutch.

[CJ]

Where'd you land that thing? In the parking lot?

[Evan]

No, we just. We landed at the airport and then drove to the store. It was pretty small town.

[Mike]

Yeah. I did end up drinking.

[CJ]

Oh, you did?

[Mike]

I did. I took a shot of Casa zul on the helicopter on the last second to last day.

[Ben]

It's pretty legendary.

[Evan]

I kind of got it once we.

[Mike]

Were on Saturday, I was just like, chilling. We had some. Some other goodies there. And once I saw how hungover everyone was on Saturday, I actually was like, dude, you guys all look like shit. Granted, I did too. We were just so sleepless. But on the last day, we're in the helicopter, doors open, flying over the canyons. Ken snuck the bottle of 175 tequila on. And I'm like, I can't not if.

[Ben]

That'S the last time that you drank, Mike. It's gonna be a very legendary moment.

[Evan]

Yeah, that's true.

[Mike]

Yeah, that. That was pretty funny.

[CJ]

So how was it? Were you like, oh, I like this. I want to do A little more of it.

[Mike]

Let's just say I do remember how tasty it was. Really?

[CJ]

You thought it was tasty?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, I mean, I want to say.

[CJ]

It'S always good, but it's still.

[Mike]

I was just like, good.

[CJ]

It's not like drinking a beer or Tony. That's like, refreshing.

[Mike]

No, it was good. It was good. It was just like such a.

[Dalton]

Like, it didn't even.

[Mike]

Obviously it didn't feel real. Like being up in the helicopter like that with the doors open. He'll ride up in the flats and the flats just feel like a desert. And then you go. It's essentially like the Grand Canyon. And you kind of like. He'll tip over the edge, like, turn the helicopter sideways while the doors are open and it dumps over a 400 foot cliff. The most badass feeling ever.

[Ben]

Yeah, it was cool. I mean, obviously you've been up there, but, like, it was cool having all of our external friends that haven't. That haven't. And seeing their reactions to it.

[CJ]

I know. Like, Jeff was pumped, obviously.

[Ben]

Mark and Tin Jeff and Justin.

[Mike]

Then he was like.

[Ben]

Spenny couldn't wrap his Canadian mind around a Blackhawk helicopter. He was like, dude, how can somebody own this thing, man? How can some. How is this legal, man?

[Mike]

Yeah, that was cool. And that was cool. We were having tons of fun up until then. And then Heavy D rolls up. He rolled up in a sweet houseboat. Lots of toys.

[CJ]

Yeah, they just have it going on, man.

[Mike]

I would say this is probably. I mean, you guys listening on the podcast are aware that sometimes our tendencies aren't fully straight. I mean, you guys. You guys. I mean, we talk. We can't go a podcast without talking about something fruity. Fruity.

[Ryan]

All right. Spenny's sweating over there on the couch.

[Mike]

It's like, probably the least straight. I've seen everyone act.

[CJ]

Everyone was acting that way.

[Mike]

Not everyone.

[Ben]

I mean, Ken, let's just say my gator was going off. Right? I'm gonna call it as I see it. Right.

[Mike]

Your gaydar was going off, but you were also, like, dropping gay missiles everywhere.

[Ben]

Well, yeah, I was. Hold on, though.

[Evan]

Yeah, you were telling gay tales.

[Ben]

Yeah, the gay tales, Spenny. I'm just calling it as I see it, man.

[Mike]

It was hilarious.

[CJ]

But honestly, like, I'd be honestly happy.

[Ben]

For you when Spenny walks into the room and he's wearing a freaking pink hat. This is boat mom. And he has a freshly cut crop top on. And when he's not wearing that, he's wearing A fedora. I'm gonna call it as I see mustache.

[CJ]

You know, it looks great, but it could give possibly.

[Ryan]

Like, one morning, it was. I think it was Saturday morning when Spenny woke up. His mustache was covered in brisket.

[CJ]

Brisket? What do you mean?

[Ryan]

He was hanging with the chef. And then. And then we're like, spending. What's going on here? He's like, you know, Ev, you gotta.

[Ben]

Risk it for the brisket.

[Ken]

Does anyone see?

[CJ]

He looks like Freddie Mercury. He looks like Freddie Mercury. Mercury. We should get him that outfit.

[Ryan]

Hey, and don't forget what happened to Freddie Mercury.

[CJ]

Our gaydar has been on high alert. It seems like in the last month, like, you know.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

We've had friends that we were speculating, and then we were like, okay, never mind. They're in the clear. They're good. Then it just gets tossed onto a new guy and it's like, okay. So now Spenny, like, you guys all came back.

[Ben]

He's in the gay sand right now.

[CJ]

I don't know about him. I think he might be gay.

[Ryan]

Well, I think it's because, like, Supercross did that whole pride thing, so now he feels more comfortable.

[Evan]

Supercross did a pride thing?

[Ben]

Yeah. What is up with that?

[Evan]

That didn't really seem target demo for them.

[Ben]

No, I think it was pretty heavily backlashed.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they had to turn commenting off pretty quick.

[Ben]

You should hop in. But I. I want CJ in on this too, because I actually have a proposal.

[CJ]

What the do you want a proposal between me and this guy?

[Ben]

In the height of me calling it as I. I was seeing it, we'll say that Spenny had an idea that he pitched me and that was he would get fake tits for $50,000.

[Dalton]

No, I never proposed.

[Mike]

You guys talked about it.

[Ben]

I never proposed.

[CJ]

All right, all right, all right, all right.

[Ben]

Cody Sherbrooke proposed it to me, asked if we would fund it and if we would fund it, Spenny would do it.

[CJ]

Steve O. Was talking about doing this. Yeah.

[Ben]

And so I went to spending. I said, is this true? And he said, I wouldn't do it for 50. I said, well, what's the price? We landed on 75. We landed on 75. But we're going to have a contract.

[Dalton]

For deed where it's going to own them for the first year.

[Ben]

It's $50,000 up front. He gets that. And then if he keeps them for the year, he gets $5,000 every two months.

[CJ]

Holy shit. To get to be coasting, to get to this deal.

[Ben]

Yeah. And he's let's just say this cj, he's already finding what he's going to buy with that $50,000.

[Dalton]

I was. I actually was mapping out what I.

[Ryan]

Was going to buy.

[Dalton]

Is going to go for a down payment on a house and a nice iced out chain.

[Ben]

What's the chain say? Nice tits.

[CJ]

Limited amount of people. You'd be limiting the girls that you might be into and the guys that you also might be into because like you're kind of in this in between space, you know?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

But also you probably open yourself up to a new demographic.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Dude, I think you'd be the dirt bike guy with tits.

[Dalton]

It could go good, but I'm scared that it would go bad. I'm honestly scared that it would just.

[Ben]

Ruin my life being known as the.

[CJ]

Dirt bike guy with tits. Doesn't that sound awesome?

[Dalton]

I mean it would be pretty hilarious, but I'm scared it would ruin my life.

[CJ]

Could just gain a bunch of weight.

[Dalton]

Yeah, then you'd still be a dirt bike.

[Ryan]

Keep it natural.

[Dalton]

Ben was the one who actually told me a full nighttime story about.

[Ben]

Gay.

[Dalton]

Things that he was thinking in his mind.

[Ben]

Not about me. Not about me.

[CJ]

Why were you putting them to sleep like you guys were sleeping in the same, bro.

[Ryan]

You know, we were just laying on an air mattress looking at the stars and stories were flowing. Yeah. There's anything weird about that?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Gosh dang.

[Ryan]

It had to have been midnight.

[Dalton]

One, two.

[Mike]

At one point the guys were nice enough to give me the master bedroom. And then I was nice enough to let Evan join me.

[CJ]

And there was about of all people.

[Mike]

Let alone there was nine of us in that room and about seven of us in the bed.

[Dalton]

Let alone you gotta walk through the master just to get into the houseboat.

[Ben]

Yes.

[Dalton]

So everybody.

[Mike]

Pass and we're just literally piled into the bed. I'm sure at that point they were like these guys are a little sus.

[CJ]

Right?

[Ben]

A little bit guys.

[CJ]

One bed.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it was pretty chill until some idiot spilt his cheetos in the bed. There was crumbs everywhere.

[CJ]

Sounds like something you do.

[Dalton]

I will say though, it probably was one of the best times I've had. Just the boys just out in the woods getting after it.

[Ben]

You can't say that that that way.

[CJ]

Too was a little getting after it.

[Dalton]

We were getting after it. We were climbing. We were jet skiing.

[CJ]

Dude.

[Dalton]

Me and Ben had a sick jet ski rip a sweet.

[Mike]

As long as you guys didn't go like watch the sunset or anything.

[Dalton]

No, we did.

[Ryan]

We did Have a sunset jet ski.

[Ben]

A jet skier.

[CJ]

Two of you on one jet ski?

[Dalton]

No, no, we were both on. Okay, a lot better separate, stand up jet skis 20ft away from each other. Just cruising the shoreline, checking out the sun. Sunset. It was pretty awesome.

[Ryan]

You guys ever smile and look into each other's eyes?

[Mike]

We might have probably at least once.

[Ben]

I think we did.

[Dalton]

I think we did.

[Ben]

We did for sure. He was like, this is crazy. It was crazy though. It was. Yeah, it was like a full moment, bro.

[Mike]

Sleeping outside was pretty sick.

[Dalton]

Oh yeah, we did sleep on. On the barge under the helicopter.

[Mike]

You guys slept over there and then slept up on the roof. Of the few I slept up one night, but.

[Ben]

Well, there's no mosquitoes.

[Dalton]

Yeah, no bugs. Really?

[Ben]

I didn't know that that was even possible.

[Ryan]

There were some big spiders in the. Yeah, big spots though.

[Mike]

No, I wouldn't like.

[Ryan]

Cody saw one and actually got scared and then I got scared. I didn't want to be barefoot. Oh anymore.

[Ben]

Makes sense.

[Mike]

Come about 5 or 5:30, the sun would come out and then everybody in the top deck's like, well, better go find somewhere else to sleep.

[Ben]

Dude's like a sun. As soon as the sun comes out though, it's like 95 degrees.

[Ryan]

Well, yeah. At 4 in the morning with the breeze whip and it's 85.

[Ben]

Oh really?

[CJ]

Like literally was there AC inside the.

[Ryan]

House until they turned it off every morning for someone God forsaken reason. You just woke up dying. I think the generator broke the one day it wasn't their fault and they fixed it.

[Dalton]

But what was your guys favorite part of the whole trip?

[Ryan]

Everybody doing mushrooms.

[CJ]

Everyone did mushrooms.

[Ryan]

The entire crew.

[Mike]

Holy shit.

[CJ]

Literally.

[Mike]

That was uncomfortable.

[Ben]

Comfortable.

[Ryan]

At one point, Ken like wedge between an air mattress and the railing of the. No.

[Mike]

Ken, are you good?

[Ben]

Let me just show.

[CJ]

No.

[Ben]

Oh my God. All right, just play this video.

[Ryan]

It's legal in Arizona.

[Ben]

You all right?

[CJ]

No, I'm not over.

[Dalton]

Ken was being hilarious as he is. Ken went non verbal for so long.

[Ben]

No, I'm not okay.

[CJ]

I was Mark doing Mark.

[Ben]

He was the worst out of all of us.

[CJ]

So how were they?

[Ryan]

Dude Laying on the roof of the houseboat just looking at the stars and there was a lot of shooting stars.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, it was.

[Dalton]

It was hard to miss.

[Ryan]

Crazy.

[Ken]

We were so out there. There was like no light pollution. I've never seen the stars brighter.

[CJ]

What was it like being on mushrooms? Chill.

[Ken]

They're pretty chill.

[Ryan]

I think the general consensus.

[Ben]

Ken, that video says otherwise.

[Ryan]

I think it was.

[Ben]

Yeah, pretty chill.

[Ken]

It was a combination of everything else we did that evening.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[CJ]

I was.

[Ben]

My body was a blender, dude.

[Mike]

So, like, I ended up doing a little more than everyone else because I wasn't drinking. But then I was thinking about. I'm like, Ken's had, like, like 11 Tonys before this. So, like.

[Ryan]

But I think the general consensus of everybody is that the mushroom edibles were much friendlier than the THC edibles. You could get into a little more carried away on those.

[Ken]

I did go one for one with Justin the whole night, and I should not have done that.

[Ryan]

Justin had those glasses on, and his eyes were just.

[Mike]

I mean. Yeah, that was fun. My favorite part was, like, whenever Heavy D shows up with a Blackhawk and then lets us get on it, it's always my favorite part.

[Ryan]

My personal favorite part was it was so hot. So it is nice to get into the AC for a bit. So pretty much the entire gang's hanging out in the living room. Cody catches this striped bass, like, a nice. A nice sized bass. And he comes running in all excited, holding the fish like a Tommy gun, like, shooting the fish. And all of a sudden, sudden, he drops it in the living room. Living room. The bass is just going all haywire. And, yeah, that. That was the highlight.

[Ben]

That was pretty funny.

[Mike]

That was cool.

[Dalton]

That was fun.

[Mike]

I grabbed the. The rod and first cast caught a bass. Really? I was like, what are the odds, dude? And I even thought about, how sick.

[CJ]

Would it be to catch a fish.

[Mike]

On my first cast. Yanked in a smally.

[Ryan]

Cody also caught a walleye on a piece of, like, fried chicken. Like, I've heard of guys using, like, chicken liver or raw chicken and stuff like that for catfish. And they were like, yeah, we got some chicken you could use for bait. Like, all right. Is literally just like a breaded chicken strip. And Cody puts it on like, this is a dumb idea. Yanks a walleye up, like, two minutes later.

[Ben]

So no go on the tits, then.

[Dalton]

Hold off for now.

[Ben]

What if we got Gavin a BBL at the same time?

[Dalton]

If Gavin's going for the bbl, I'd almost have to go for the tits.

[Ben]

Hate to be left out.

[Dalton]

I'd hate to be left out if Gavin's getting some mods done, bro.

[CJ]

Gavin, love the guy to death, but he could use a bbo. Or we could just use some leg days. Six months of legs.

[Ben]

So pressed, bro.

[Dalton]

Dude, we were pressing them pretty hard, too, but he was getting.

[Ryan]

He's, like, so built everywhere. And I don't know what happened when he Crawled out of the water. Whatever happened, his shorts came down just.

[CJ]

A little bit to hold him up.

[Ryan]

It was exactly. He's like, well, no kidding. It literally like just shoulders to his knees.

[Dalton]

Whatever. Gabby, he looks like it was just.

[CJ]

A back to leg.

[Dalton]

Yeah, it looks like an upside down pylon. Like literally it's just a cone.

[Ryan]

I thought he looked like a, like a Lego character. Like look down that.

[Ben]

You know, they just go back with an ass crack.

[CJ]

So you're thinking about getting him a BBL in Miami? Yeah, or just anywhere. Can you get those anywhere? I don't know.

[Ben]

I think you'd have to do Miami.

[Ryan]

I think we sent him to South America somewhere cheap. Save some money.

[CJ]

Yeah, people die doing that.

[Ryan]

If he can ride a three wheeler and not die, I think he could probably have anything.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

If he got taken out getting a bbl though, out of all the legendary things that he's done, you know, like.

[Mike]

I feel so bad he'd want to.

[CJ]

Go out at least in a legendary way. Dude.

[Ben]

If, if anything though, I feel like getting him a BBL is going to be like good for his three wheeling career landing he.

[Ryan]

Can he pinch the seat? Probably.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Less.

[CJ]

Less. Just basically bones to.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

You know, couple airbags.

[Ben]

Think it's basically just a couple airbags that you can look at it that way too.

[CJ]

Spain. Whatever he lands on, you know, the.

[Ryan]

Hard part I think for him would.

[Ben]

Be the straight tailbone.

[Ryan]

How long do you got until you can like get active, sit. Be active, Isn't it?

[Mike]

So you can use that.

[Dalton]

Put that BBL to work.

[Ryan]

I thought it was like a few months.

[Dalton]

Look it up.

[Ben]

Ken, what's, what's the recovery time on a bbl? I bet it's pretty quick because it's not like it's an open surgery.

[CJ]

Yeah, they're just injecting.

[Ben]

Yeah, they're just injection fat, I believe, into your ass.

[CJ]

The problem is, is if they hit like a, like a blood vein or an artery, one of the two, then they basically clog and then that's how people die. And that's why like if you go to, you try to cheap out and you go to South America or Mexico or someplace to, to get it done cheap. That's happened.

[Mike]

Don't want to do that.

[Ken]

So it's saying initial recovery times about two to four weeks with full results within three to six months. I don't know what a BBL is, but I. Isn't it something about like moving your fat around and all that?

[CJ]

It's a Brazilian butt lift.

[Ken]

But it's like. It's. It's like moving fat around or something.

[Mike]

Literally suck it out with a giant syringe and then poke a pretty decent sized hole in your ass and then just fill it with fat. It is disgusting, dude.

[CJ]

The problem is it's not gonna look good for Gavin. But the. The bright side is for us, it'll look really funny. So, like, it will be hilarious. But, like, that's the thing. Like, the girls that get those bbls, like, you can just so clearly tell who's got one who doesn't. Like, if you're in Vegas or whatever, you can just tell, like, the street performers have them because it's just like literal little chicken legs and then just a dump truck diaper just hanging. It looks like a full diaper just kind of hanging down.

[Dalton]

Kind of lumpy, too. Versus never like a smooth. Yeah, like.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Versus like a girl who just went to the gym and squatted. Or in Gavin's case, a guy who went to the gym and did legs.

[Ben]

Can. Can you look up, like, if there's any. Any guys have gotten a bbl? Like, for sure? I'm sure they have, but I guess I've just never heard there's guys that.

[CJ]

Get fake implanted bicep muscles and.

[Dalton]

Really?

[CJ]

Wow, that's wild.

[Mike]

It looks horrendous.

[Ben]

Really.

[Ryan]

I don't know if this is. This was rumor or not, but they've alleged that Gucci mane has got a bunch of Gucci, man.

[CJ]

They used to say that Liver King had AB implants. It would probably be closer to true than not. But he also was on every steroid and whatnot, so they might have been legit.

[Ken]

This is coming from a company that does bbls. They're saying yes. Bbls for males are quite common. But I'm like, there's no way a dude is actually going to do that.

[CJ]

Dude, there is dude that would do that for sure. Look at Dalton right now. He's already justified his case. No, I was going to say Jeffree Star has one.

[Ben]

I just looked it up.

[CJ]

Dude, why not just go to the gym? It's really not that hard to probably. I guess for some people it's maybe different, but it is this real.

[Dalton]

Yes, bro. Really? Really? Really?

[Mike]

Really?

[CJ]

You're gonna go to the extent of getting plastic surgery for muscles? Just hop on steroids.

[Dalton]

Yeah, but still gotta work with steroids, though.

[CJ]

Yeah, but it's still like, it's not gonna take you that long.

[Ryan]

That is so absurd.

[CJ]

Well, he went to the gym there just to flex at least.

[Ben]

So it looks like it's just one guy that's done it.

[Mike]

Yeah, just one.

[CJ]

Have you ever seen that guy who got his legs extended?

[Ben]

Oh, yeah.

[Ken]

Oh, to get taller that recovery looked.

[CJ]

How long was there?

[Ryan]

It's only a couple of inches. It doesn't seem that it was like.

[Ken]

Two years, I want to say. And he's like, that is still recovering well. They would like break it and extend it and then it would be like a few months and then they would like.

[Dalton]

Gross. That's so gross. Actually.

[Ben]

If you could pay ten grand for every inch that you gain, would you do it? And how many inches would you.

[Ryan]

I think I need a short wheelbase for the way I live my life.

[Ben]

Yeah, definitely. Definitely is. Yeah.

[CJ]

If I could, I'd maybe. Maybe add one more inch.

[Ryan]

Where?

[CJ]

All over. But yeah, like maybe one more.

[Ben]

But I don't. One more is. So you'd be like doubling your stats then.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Some long ass toes maybe on my toes. Guess where the most plastic surgeons are in the US per capita.

[Ken]

Miami.

[Mike]

Good guess.

[Ben]

Palm Springs.

[Mike]

It's a good guess.

[CJ]

La.

[Mike]

It's a great guess. Salt Lake, Mexico.

[Ben]

Oh, yeah.

[CJ]

Dude, those Mormon wives, they love it. Modified.

[Dalton]

They love it.

[Mike]

They're like, they're like going in for a monthly oil change to get some more lip plumps and.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Forehead lines deleted. Dude, it's so funny watching them move. Their faces like they straight up are like doing full blown expressions and their face isn't moving.

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Who's they?

[Mike]

Like the TV show.

[Dalton]

There's a TV show about.

[Ben]

Oh, Mormon wives. Yeah.

[CJ]

More wives.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dalton]

Pretty good actually.

[Ben]

Yeah. I kept asking those guys, I was like, so what's the deal with these chicks? But yeah, I don't think they're like trying to claim them or like proud. Proud of that.

[Mike]

It is drama fest.

[Dalton]

It is a drama fest, dude.

[Ben]

I think they're like kind of popping though.

[Dalton]

Yeah, they're popping. They're popping big right now.

[CJ]

The Mormon wives, they're like cheaters or something.

[Dalton]

Cheaters?

[Mike]

Swingers.

[Dalton]

Swingers. Yeah, they're doing it all. Yeah, but they're sober though.

[Mike]

Yeah. And they like, they have parties and. Yeah, everyone just gets in fights at the party. Yeah.

[Dalton]

The weirdest thing is that they're like having these massive blow ups at parties, but everybody's sober.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You mean things to make a reality TV show interesting.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Oh, Evan, come on. It's all real.

[Mike]

No, but I think that's the worst part about it. It's like just drama, you know?

[Dalton]

This is Drama.

[Mike]

I've been watching Love island and, like, it's. It's definitely a lot more than just drive. If it was just Drama, I think it'd be a TV show.

[Ben]

Yeah, I don't know. I guess they're doing something right, though. Yeah, they got us talking about it.

[Mike]

What do you guys want to talk about? Golf.

[Ryan]

I love golf. I just ordered some weights from my putter today.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's you showing everybody. And then when I found. I'm like, what is he showing everybody? And you're like, yeah, new weights for my putter. I'm like, oh, we are so rinsed, boys.

[Ryan]

Dalton's been, like, losing sleep the last couple days because he lost his rangefinder.

[CJ]

He's asked me three times if you can borrow yours. You haven't seen a range finder around here, have you? No, I haven't.

[Mike]

I.

[CJ]

You didn't take it, did you? No, no, I don't use a range finder. Hey, cj, It's. It's a green and black range finder. Have you seen it earlier?

[Mike]

Nope.

[CJ]

Nope. Still haven't seen it.

[Ryan]

He drove me home after golfing. I was piled up. I don't even remember going home. And he's asking me like, do you remember where I put it? Like, bro, I don't even know how I got home.

[CJ]

That's hilarious.

[Dalton]

Speaking of golf. And we're probably due for.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Around here.

[Dalton]

Yeah, right about now.

[Ben]

We're probably due.

[Ryan]

You want to go. You want to go play today?

[CJ]

We could probably rip nine.

[Dalton]

Me and Ben hit a quick nine on our five hour layover.

[Ben]

Yeah, it seemed weird leaving the airport for a layover.

[Dalton]

Yeah, it was weird.

[Ben]

You know, it's just like. And I.

[Dalton]

Something that your parents don't want you to do.

[Ben]

Don't want you to do it. Also, my fiance did not want me to leave that airport.

[CJ]

Airport.

[Ben]

I was like, might go golfing. And she was like, don't.

[Ryan]

Why would you do that?

[CJ]

I told her.

[Dalton]

She was so mad. She was like, you're gonna miss your flight. You're gonna miss your flight. And then I'm not dealing with it. And I was like, you wouldn't deal with it anyways.

[Ryan]

Me and Mike were in that position in Florida a couple years ago, and we chose.

[Mike]

We had not to 30 hours and we chose not to leave.

[Ben]

Yeah, you guys just went and got the gnarliest sunburn of all time laying on top of the hotel. Yeah, the airport hotel surrounded by asphalt. Just every ray is just pointed straight at your body, dude. You know what's pissing me off is, like, this whole, like, you need a real ID thing, right? And I've gone in, like, multiple times to try and get one, and now they're, like, selective of when they do it. And I went in today during the time that they do it, and they were like, sorry, our system's down. And then I went down the road to another place and sat there for, like, legit 30 minutes just looking at the. Because I brought, like, 50 different documents that have my name and address on it, right? To, like, prove that I live at this address. And he was like, I don't think that this is gonna go through. You still want me to try? It was, like, a mortgage document. I don't know.

[Ryan]

Mine was easy.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what I heard.

[Ryan]

Passport, tax form, driver's license. I brought a bill with my address, which I was told to bring. They didn't even look at that, really. So it was just the three things. Tax form with Social Security number, passport, id.

[Ben]

Dude, he was looking at an insurance slip that I had a mortgage amortization schedule like, that I just had, like, at my house.

[CJ]

I was like, oh, this is for.

[Ben]

Sure gotta work, right? There's no way you could fake this. And then. Yeah, a bunch of different utility bills.

[Evan]

He was just checking out your papers. Just wanted to see what you brought, probably. He's like, oh, this doesn't even count, but I'll just take a peek.

[Ben]

Yeah, maybe I don't know what it was, but I was just like, dude, they are making this way too difficult.

[Ken]

Mine was real tough because the house CJ and I live in is owned by a company.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

So all, like, the bills and everything are in the company's name. So I don't have anything other than my credit card statement that proves I live there.

[Ben]

Did you get it?

[Ken]

Yeah, eventually I got it, but it took months.

[Ben]

Why are they doing that?

[Ken]

Because they can.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Ken]

It's additional work for the government. Paper pushers. That's all it is.

[Ben]

Like, they looking for things for those guys to do.

[Ryan]

They're saying now because so many people are doing it, they're two and a half months out when we should get our real IDs in the mail.

[Ben]

Because you can't fly without a real ID or a passport. May 1st.

[Ryan]

But the problem is now I got a punch. Driver's license and paperwork that I keep getting hassled because I like to go places like the casino and bars, and they don't like to accept paperwork. And I'm pretty sure the paper has an expiration date on it, which I'm not sure when that is.

[Dalton]

Is it got a photo too?

[Ryan]

It does have a photo on it. But like at the airport, not only could I not get a beer, they told me I had to leave the whole.

[CJ]

It's got to be a place, dude.

[Ryan]

It sucks.

[CJ]

At least two of your stops a day, you get a hassle.

[Ryan]

Dude, it's just. It's just so inconvenient. Like, I wish there was like a better way. Like, I don't know. I renewed my id. Like, is there not? Why. Why should I now basically have this non valid ID for 2 1/2 months.

[Mike]

They punch right then and there.

[Ryan]

Extremely inconvenient.

[Ben]

Oh, they didn't punch my id.

[Ryan]

So they did give you your realign?

[Ben]

Yeah, no, no, no.

[Ryan]

They gave me back. But they didn't accept it. They accepted your.

[Ben]

Yeah, they punched it. Never mind.

[Mike]

But Ken, you were saying they might push it back again.

[Ken]

Somebody was saying they, like, because it was such an absolute disaster at airports, they were just gonna push it back another year.

[Ryan]

Gosh.

[CJ]

Oh, dude. I'd imagine they have been pushing it back since when?

[Ken]

They've been pushing it back for 20 years now.

[Mike]

Since 2020. Gears.

[Ken]

No, that law was enacted in like 04.

[Mike]

What the. Okay.

[Ryan]

I started hearing about it a couple years ago. 20 years is crazy. Yeah, I don't mean I believe you. I'm saying it's crazy.

[Dalton]

I don't think it's a thing. In Canada.

[CJ]

I don't think you need them.

[Ryan]

Just open your wallet and pull out a pine cone. They let you have a good day.

[Ken]

Yes. That a law was originally enacted in 2005. And 2008 was supposed to be the original, like effective date. And they've pushed it back Holy. That far.

[Mike]

Cody got on without a real id.

[Ryan]

I heard right when that whatever the latest deadline was. What was it? May.

[Ken]

Whatever month ago, Two months ago, Whatever.

[Ryan]

I heard that they were really running people through the ringer that didn't have it like TSA was.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

But then that was such an unbelievable jam up. Now they're basically. They make you hold this little red piece of paper that says non compliant. And they like give you an extra tap down and then just.

[Ben]

They put it on your. Like they put this band around your head and you have to wear it through the airport.

[Ryan]

It's just so funny. You look in the line and like every fifth person's holding this little red piece of paper that says non compliant.

[Ben]

So if Spenny Became a dual citizen. If he got his dual citizenship where he was a citizen in Canada and the U.S. could he be drafted?

[Ken]

How old are you?

[Dalton]

Spent 26.

[Ben]

That's what I'm wondering.

[Ken]

I think you're too old to be drafted now.

[Ben]

No, but if he was, say, what's the pocket of being drafted?

[Ken]

Like, 18 to mid-20s?

[Ben]

26. Yeah, but they might look at that video of you hopping out that Blackhawk and be like, oh, he's got experience.

[Ryan]

When they see those tits, though, I don't know.

[CJ]

They might.

[Dalton]

It might turn me away. Yeah, like, how's that work?

[Ben]

Is it only, like, natural born US Citizens?

[Ken]

He's eligible.

[Ben]

He is eligible.

[Mike]

Gosh, that's crazy you even bring this up. Because last night Sydney was like, you know what's wild to think about? If the draft happened, statistically, one guy in the crew, one in five, would get drafted.

[CJ]

And I was like, yeah, we're too old now.

[Ryan]

I have a disability, so I wouldn't have been able to anyway.

[Ben]

Right.

[Mike]

I have a disability as well.

[Dalton]

I got Crohn's disease. What am I gonna do, run around with a lunch kit with my shot in it? Yeah.

[Mike]

Can't be on time.

[CJ]

I think so.

[Ben]

Yeah. We're not dealing with this guy.

[CJ]

He keeps talking back.

[Ryan]

You'd have to learn a whole nother way of time. Like, oh, 400. Like, what the time is that? 4:00am I know, but I think the.

[CJ]

Only 11 people I could go would be Dalton and Ben.

[Ben]

Oh, dude, Dalton would be the pocket. They would look at him as such a beast.

[Dalton]

They would be like, looks like it.

[Ben]

Looks like it could be too spy.

[CJ]

Like, he wouldn't even get, like, a team or a crew. That'd be like, all right, you're going in alone. He'd be like, what?

[Ben]

Alone? Yeah, D. You better be more selective of what you post on social media, Otherwise you're going to get put on, like, the top.01%.

[Dalton]

Don't be posting that buzz cutter. You'll be getting drafted right away.

[CJ]

Like, he's already ready to rip.

[Dalton]

Yeah, look at him. He's got a mustache and a buzz cut. He's ready for it.

[CJ]

I honestly could see Dalton being a beast. He just goes so hard that he'd be out there. Just.

[Ryan]

I could see being a sniper take.

[CJ]

Like, a whole town out. Oh, yeah.

[Dalton]

I could see him doing, like, unnecessary stuff, though. Like, somebody gets shot and they're not injured, but then they can walk. And Dalton's like, get on my shoulders. I'll carry you up and the guy's like, I can walk, I can walk.

[Ben]

Just get on my shoulders. He's hopping. He's hopping on like the Blackhawk. And he's like, yo, can you take a picture of me real quick like a sergeant? And he's like, yeah, he's like, thirst traveling. Starts doing a little tick tock with.

[CJ]

My hand up here. Well, that's.

[Mike]

I see you like, you know how they send dudes out just to be cameramen? Like, just to take pictures and videos. Like, that's a legit position, which I see you having. But then I also seeing him be like, I need to grab an M16 or some.

[Dalton]

Hold on.

[Ben]

Should I get rollers of the tank?

[CJ]

Let me get ahead. I'm gonna get a shot of it leaving town.

[Dalton]

It actually would be pretty fire content.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You would start recruiting like hella people into the military because the videos would be so fire.

[Ryan]

I would want to work my way.

[Ben]

Up to a high rank. If I were to go, I wouldn't.

[CJ]

Want to just hold the camera.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, I feel you.

[Ben]

If I was gonna go, I'm gonna actually do it.

[CJ]

Well, dude, honestly, I think the guy with the. The camera's got the biggest balls out there.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah. So it comes out. He's just, oh, have you ever seen.

[CJ]

World War II in color on. On Netflix? Basically, they took all this old film and colorized it and then like, narrated over it and put sounds and. And the whole time all I was thinking was like, bro, you get drafted and you're already like. And then they go, all right, gun, gun. All right, here's a camera.

[Ben]

Yeah, you're like, camera, what am I supposed to do?

[CJ]

And they drop you off on the bank. They drop you on the bank. Everyone's shooting you.

[Ben]

The whole time.

[CJ]

Also, I was wondering, I was like, man, is amazing that these camera guys even made it back. Like, just think how many of them probably, like, how much footage was lost or whatever. But yeah, like, that's a real thing. Unless there was some kind of treaty where it's like, we're not gonna shoot the camera.

[Ryan]

I don't think that's how war works.

[CJ]

I don't think that's like, you know, the Japanese or the Nazis or any of them.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

When they were coming in their kamikaze planes, they were in like, oh, abort mission.

[Ben]

Hold up, hold up, hold up. There's a cameraman.

[CJ]

Dalton's just like, you got this camera just lugging around. You're like, what is this?

[Ryan]

You see a drill sergeant pan, pan, fudge.

[CJ]

I've been the Blackhawk trying to upload footage to Pat.

[Ryan]

Yeah, don't Dalton like, bro, chill.

[CJ]

Got the starlink.

[Ryan]

5 minutes left in the.

[Dalton]

Dalton's like, let me put the Starlink up. I need to drop footage to Pat.

[Ben]

Dude, I would be pissed if Dalton got drafted.

[CJ]

You sure you want this guy? He's actually not that. Like, I'd be trying to talk. You talk him out of it.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Look at these tick tocks. Look at this.

[CJ]

You know, he's gonna. He's been doing this in the lockers or whatever.

[Mike]

Look at this.

[Dalton]

He's got filters on. You don't want him down there.

[Ben]

I was talking to my buddy, he was a. He's a marine. And he was telling me that there's like the marines that are in the band. And I was like, ah. It just seemed.

[Mike]

What's. Is the band what we think it is?

[CJ]

You are making music?

[Ben]

Yes.

[Dalton]

The Marine band. Yes, yes.

[Mike]

Is it just one?

[Ben]

I don't think so. But you have to do all the same train. Like. Like these Marines, right? They go through the gnarliest training.

[Ken]

Like they got their main gig and then they're like, oh, like, I'm also in the band.

[Ben]

I don't know, look it up. Actually, that's a good question. I guess. I didn't ask.

[Mike]

No, I was picturing like drums, guitar, bass, but it's. It's. Yeah, it's like.

[Ryan]

Can you imagine if you're like running. Think about like the. The beach when they storm. Storm the beach or whatever. But if they had.

[Ben]

But there's music in the background. Yeah. Just to like, fire up the crew.

[CJ]

Just to get everyone going.

[Ryan]

Dude, I got goosebumps just thinking about.

[Ben]

It, actually hearing like all the stuff that was like, going on with like the bombs. Not very often are you like sitting there thinking about the safety of our country. Because I feel like, well, one, we're living in the middle of this country in like the most, like, probably least expected spot to have like any real danger. But I was like, dude, they are so pissed off at us. They hate us so much. Like they're going to try and retaliate and what is going to happen? Because of this where I was like, kind of concerned about the safety of our country for like the first time.

[CJ]

Ever, to be fair, they've hated us for the last like 40 years. So what did they bomb? Did they bomb the spot where they have all the uranium? Because they were building basically an atomic.

[Ken]

Bomb and the US US Bombed like, the facility where they were like, in enriching the uranium.

[CJ]

Yeah, exactly. And so enriched uranium is what you need to make an atomic bomb.

[Ben]

Yeah. And nuclear bomb.

[CJ]

Why are they building it? You know, like, if you're not planning on using it? And they've been lying, saying that they weren't building it, but they obviously are. They think there's like, a bunker. So I'm assuming that's what they.

[Ken]

There's like, three different facilities that the.

[CJ]

US bombed in Iran, which was a smart play.

[Dalton]

I don't know. It's hard to know what's going on.

[Ben]

I've seen a bunch of different videos. Yeah.

[Dalton]

It's so hard to know what's real or.

[Ben]

Yeah, I like, kind of got like, on. On that, like, tick tock thread of me too. Just like, recommended so many different videos just based on that. It's hard to know, like, which ones are true. You got, like, both sides, you know, one side saying that it was the best thing that could have happened, the other side saying that it's the worst thing that could happen. And then you got people saying, like, oh, they missed, and there. Here's proof of it. And then there's other people saying, like, there's no possible way they could have missed. And even if they were close enough, it. It wouldn't have destroyed the. Because it was, what, 80. 80ft underground or something that they were.

[Ken]

Saying about 300ft underground.

[Ben]

Oh, 300ft underground.

[CJ]

Supposedly there was like, a plane or some kind of bomb that then would, like, go in or it's called, like.

[Ken]

A bunker buster bomb. So, like, when it hits the ground, there's one charge that goes off that then, like, drills that one further down until it, like, gets near the bunker where that second one then blows up.

[CJ]

From what I gathered, it seemed like a smart play to me because, like, you definitely don't want them having this bomb that's capable of mass. Mass mass destruction. Because I do believe they'd probably use it because they hate us. They suicide bomb for years. Like, they think they're doing something honorable. So, like, they probably think, like, oh, if we destroy all of us in the process, we're going to this better spot. But I don't know if that's truly what Iran believes. I just know that's what the Taliban believes.

[Ken]

No, Iran, like, hates their. Their slogan is, like, death to America.

[CJ]

Yeah, their slogan is Death to A terrible slogan.

[Ryan]

Honestly, I don't like it.

[Ben]

It seems wild that you would create an enemy out of, like, the most powerful country in the world.

[CJ]

Well, yeah. And that's the other thing I saw this, this. This visual showing how many, like, fighter jets each country had. Iran was literally the smallest, and they.

[Ben]

Had like 300 or something like that. The US had 14,000. The one thing I've taken away from all of that going on in the news is how gnarly the B2 bomber is. The plane that they flew over there and dropped like the bunker busters in. Each bomb weighs 15,000 pounds. Wait, no. Is it 30,000 pounds of bomb?

[Dalton]

I think.

[Ben]

I think it's 30,000 pounds of bomb.

[Dalton]

30,000 a bomb.

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ben]

So flying with 60,000 pounds. Yeah. And these things are going under the radar. Like, they're like completely stealth, dude. It's like the only plane that can like move the way that it does without getting detected by, I think fly.

[Dalton]

It is enough gas can fly around the world.

[Ryan]

Once with the gas they got it with.

[Ken]

With refueling stops in the air. Okay, it's like 5,000 miles. It can go before.

[Ben]

But each one is 2 billion bucks.

[Ken]

They're getting replaced too.

[CJ]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Ben]

But the US has like 21 of them.

[Ryan]

I think Heavy D is gonna try to pick one up. Probably they go to auction or something.

[Ben]

I'd imagine so he'll pick it up for pennies on the dollar and I'll refurb it. And then the next thing you know, we'll be flying in the back of it.

[Ryan]

I'll just take one ride, though. You know, that whole once in a lifetime thing or whatever.

[Mike]

What's that helicopter that he. He's looking at or just got or.

[Ben]

Chinook two chopper ones.

[Mike]

A huge cargo helicopters. Like, how freaking cool is that? That thing can literally carry a tank.

[Dalton]

Could carry a. Yeah. Multiple cars tank, a couple homies.

[Ryan]

That's crazy. Just helicopter into a spot, have all your toys, truck a truck with your bikes in the back. Just land driver.

[Ben]

That's the play. I think the. The biggest thing that was like, I guess take away from it is one, taking away their nuclear power, but two, it's like showing how good the. The US Is at doing something of this scale and going completely undetected and then being a success. And it like shows the power of it to the. The rest of the countries. I think kind of just like Trump swinging his nuts.

[CJ]

Like, this is an example, like, not to mess with him.

[Ben]

It was like a going thing that people were saying, like, he's all talk, I'll talk, I'll talk. And then this, this one was like.

[CJ]

Yeah, other countries are probably like, I don't really want to mess with them because I don't know what he will do.

[Dalton]

Trump was in Canada right before it too for a meeting. Did you guys know about that?

[CJ]

No, I didn't.

[Dalton]

There's a meeting right near Calgary called the G7 for all the world leaders and Trump was there and he left and didn't meet some of the leaders and everybody was mad. They had like so much police in the city. They toured them out to Banff and they had a meeting in Banff and the whole Banff area was shut down. It was pretty insane. Like you couldn't even go into Banff or do anything.

[Ben]

I bet that fire the Canadians up though. Yeah.

[Dalton]

Ah, like they were definitely taking high alert when Trump was there.

[CJ]

I mean they think he was gonna do.

[Dalton]

He's like a 5050 liker hate in Canada.

[Ben]

Oh, so it's like the U.S. it's.

[Dalton]

Like the U.S. yeah.

[Ben]

So do people in Canada like follow u S. News?

[Dalton]

Yeah, I mean we get a lot of it for sure. Honestly, just around the world they know what's going on with Trump for sure. Like they know what's going on in the US it's definitely like a talked about thing in all countries. I would say like when he's making big moves and stuff. And the elections, everybody's watching the elections. Like world round the elections getting watched.

[Mike]

I love watching like Australian news reporting on us. So Spenny, Evan toasted the tire on your bike last night or what?

[Dalton]

Yep, brand new bike.

[Mike]

He did the same thing to me.

[Dalton]

Jumped on it and just toasted it.

[Ryan]

Did I burn a tire off your bike?

[Dalton]

No remorse.

[Mike]

Which.

[Ben]

Which bike?

[Mike]

My gold wing.

[Dalton]

You want to know how I'm gonna.

[Mike]

Butted it up against the star crate and just heated it up. Okay.

[Ryan]

That I would say I did much more damage to your gold wing tire.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Propping up, getting it hot and just staying in it. Were you there when I did that?

[Mike]

Even I was there physically.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's right. You were probably like giving me thumbs up.

[Mike]

You remember that? Half of it was a burnout and half of it was a clutch burn. But then it was just hilarious. Benny's like, yeah, my tires all toast because Evan was piled up last night, gave that thing with four miles of fresh heater and then I was like, dang, he's getting a track record for it.

[Ben]

Is it cooked?

[Dalton]

It's not cooked, but I mean it definitely took some life off of it.

[Ryan]

You just said you're putting a moto tire on it.

[Dalton]

Anyways, at some point I'm gonna. That doesn't mean you got to go jump on a guy's brand new bike and roast his tire.

[Ryan]

I wanted to see what it could do. A couple license plate scrapes, couple Bernies, you know.

[Ben]

Really?

[Mike]

You dropped her back.

[Ben]

Get a drag fender.

[Dalton]

Yeah, we were driving. Oh, yeah, we both did.

[Ryan]

I could really?

[Dalton]

Yeah, we both did.

[Ryan]

That license plate off, right?

[Ben]

Dude, that's actually pretty sick.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it's a motorcycle.

[Ben]

Yeah, but it's a big motorcycle.

[Dalton]

No, no, no. This is a different one. So this is like the. All this is the newest one that they just dropped.

[Ben]

It's way smaller, right?

[Dalton]

Yeah, it's basically 450. A 450 dirt bike with like a big tank fairings and like dual sport tires and like kyb suspensions. It's actually pretty sick. I've been loving it.

[Ben]

You guys ever seen the show? Or maybe it's a movie. I think it's called Great way around.

[Dalton]

No, never heard of it.

[Ben]

It's two guys that hop on BMW like GS motorcycles and they ride motorcycle around the entire world.

[Dalton]

I have seen that.

[Ryan]

They got to take some boats at some point.

[Dalton]

Yeah, yeah, they ferry. They ferry.

[Ben]

Yeah, they fair. They're fair.

[Ryan]

A couple of Sounds like if Ben and spending went on a cross country.

[Dalton]

Ben went dual sporting.

[Ryan]

One tent, one sleeping bag.

[Dalton]

We do got to do something.

[Ben]

How did I get roped into this after the weekend? You? I was just the storyteller.

[CJ]

You're the new guy.

[Ben]

Hey, hey. I was the storyteller, the new guy.

[Mike]

No, no, no.

[Ryan]

I mean, there was one other couple on the boat who. Ah, we'll just let that go.

[Mike]

All right.

[Dalton]

We do got to do some dual sporting though. Even Mike. Mike jumped on it and he's like, dude, it's pretty sick. You can just ride that thing on the road and then just pop off and rip on the track.

[CJ]

Get another motorcycle.

[Mike]

Might as well sell the Harley.

[Ryan]

Get a dual sport.

[Ken]

Mike doesn't sell.

[Mike]

No, I don't sell. Just like cj.

[Ryan]

Do you still have the Gold Wing?

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

What. What do you foresee is in the future for that unit?

[Ben]

I don't know, man.

[Mike]

I literally don't know.

[Ryan]

Should turn it into like a amphibious Gold Wing or something.

[Mike]

That'd be pretty good. I mean, I don't really have any use for it right now, to be honest.

[Ben]

I wanted to get a like a Harley for this summer.

[Dalton]

I want to clean up. I want to clean up that. That red one and ride that.

[Mike]

You guys should just ride ours, dude.

[Ryan]

Harleys are so lame.

[CJ]

Shut up. Evan, you love Harley's.

[Ben]

You have ridden Harley's more than anyone.

[CJ]

Ride them and you enjoy them.

[Ryan]

Them have. I've never ridden them other than for content Second. I just told this to Mike, like, an hour before the podcast. The only time I remotely felt the vibe of a Harley is when I was blasting, like, Booby Ludavelli through the Moab Canyons on, like, the. The one bike had a pretty nice sound system.

[Dalton]

You were enjoying it with your darker buddy.

[CJ]

Cameras or anything. That's.

[Ryan]

Yeah, me and Spenny.

[Ben]

Darker Buddy.

[Ryan]

We're cutting up Moab.

[Ben]

That was. Yeah. Just.

[Ryan]

There's so many other functional bikes. I feel like. Like, why not have something that performs.

[Mike]

Yeah. What is your. Like, if you were to get a.

[Ryan]

Bike right now, maybe an MT09.

[Mike]

Okay, yeah. Yeah, maybe.

[Ryan]

I mean, an R6 also. Like, how could you go wrong with a classic R6? But MT09 is, like, a nice blend. Even the seven.

[Dalton]

You actually like the R6.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Have you seen. Bro, there's no one. There's no one that has ridden an R6 the way Evan has.

[Ryan]

I'm kicking myself for not jumping on big wrench's buddies. R6 murdered out black, like, 09.

[Ben]

I don't know why we didn't buy that. He sent it a couple times, and I was just.

[Mike]

We didn't have any projects. I guarantee you that.

[CJ]

Yeah, taxes, we were probably trying to save.

[Mike]

We can't buy one without a project because then it'll just get thrashed. But if we buy one for a project and it's too nice, then this is a happy medium.

[Ryan]

It's just such a, like, kind of like CJ's is just like. Like, a pristine R6. I feel like this black one is just a little older generation. It was murdered out black. It was so good. Like, all of our sixes are nice, but this one was special.

[Ben]

In reality, bro, you don't need a. You don't need a fast motorcycle.

[Dalton]

It's not a good idea.

[Ryan]

I should just get a grom.

[Dalton]

Yeah, there you go.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but also, I could never drive a Grom on public roads. It's just such a bad look.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Or, I mean, Papios. Papios are cool. Same thing as a grom, though. Fun for stunting.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Let me rip the parking lot on it. Let me drive it up Hell's Gate. But I really don't want to commute. I would grom if I was in a pack of dudes doing wheelies. I'm only hating on the grom. For if you're just solo mission commuting somewhere, it's just. It just feels so.

[CJ]

I mean, either way, they're fun. Clearly. Like, you would have a blast. But it's the same thing as if you saw a pack of dudes on pit bike 110s doing wheelies down the street versus a pack of dudes on 250s and 450s doing wheelies. The dudes on 250s and 450s are going to look way cooler than the dudes putzing around doing little wheelies on the 110.

[Dalton]

It's true.

[CJ]

And I'd be the dude in the. On the 110, so I can say that.

[Ben]

Yeah. I don't know. I kind of want to get, like, a road glide. Maybe. I would ride it like, twice, though.

[CJ]

Yeah, you would.

[Ryan]

Like, other than, like, our one trip to Sturgis, like, what use do you have for that bike?

[CJ]

No, I don't.

[Ryan]

That actually would be a Sturgis guy thing to do, though, is drop a bag on a bike to look cool in Sturgis for three days.

[CJ]

Yeah, I was thinking.

[Ben]

But I mean, for our Sturgis plans, It doesn't make sense for what we're planning on doing to Sturgis this year.

[CJ]

We got the build we're doing. We got. So we got last year's build, the k truck. We got the build we're doing this year. We got three street glides.

[Ben]

Yeah. So it doesn't even make sense to. To get a bike. And I.

[Dalton]

Some guys. That's gonna be hard to make.

[CJ]

It's a real thing. When you have so many toys you won't end up using, you just don't get to use them as much as you'd like. And Mike knows it better than anyone, but. But even really me, like, I don't. I really don't hardly ever ride my R6 because it's just.

[Ben]

I forgot you had one.

[CJ]

It's impractical because I gotta go. Or I'm carrying something or I have a passenger.

[Ben]

You can't throw your golf. Golf bag on the back of the R6.

[Ryan]

You actually. No, yeah, you can.

[Ben]

You could wear it. Yeah, you could a.

[CJ]

It's kind of a.

[Ben]

That would be awesome.

[CJ]

Like, to get around it really is.

[Ryan]

The only reason that I remembered that you had an R6 is that I almost backed into it yesterday with the El Camino because the brakes, when it's sitting for a while, they don't work that great. So I'm just pushing them to the floor. And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm gonna run into this shelf, and between the shelf and my car was your R6.

[Ben]

How funny would it be if you destroyed CJ's R6 without even driving it? Still.

[CJ]

Still doing all right, you know? So, like, I. I'm just glad, like, he hasn't, like, come home from.

[Ryan]

I think he took the key dude.

[CJ]

Holes and then Zorbas and then decided that he was gonna take my R6 for a burnout or something.

[Dalton]

Standard afternoon. Yeah, standard afternoon.

[CJ]

And then pop the motor or something. Although the motors on R6s don't blow.

[Ryan]

Up, as we've learned, Ryan did manage to blow one up. The only one.

[CJ]

That's true. But that's. I get it was in a quad. The motor wasn't happy.

[Ryan]

It was very uncomfortable.

[CJ]

So our old shop hand, Tanner, he text me this weekend, was like, hey, like, could I take your R6 out? And I was like, yeah. So he took it out for the day, and I, like, texted him, like, the next day, and I was like, hey, what'd you think of it? He's like, it was fun, but, like, kind of hard on the wrists in the back. And he's, like, 19 saying that. So I'm like, yeah, yeah. Everyone feels it, dude.

[Ryan]

Riding that arse. What? How many miles do we ride in Sturgis? Last year?

[Mike]

12.

[Ryan]

I was beat up from riding. Granted, the R6 I was riding is pounded the lot of play.

[CJ]

I think that one might actually be smoother than a normal R6 because this, like, the suspension moves more versus being rock.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Up and down. It's supposed to, but not front to back, but, yeah. Just crouched over on those things. I mean, you got to be passionate about that crotch rocket lifestyle.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

And that's, I think, the biggest problem with it. But it also looks so cool that I don't want to sell it.

[Ben]

It is, dude. It's a sweet bike, and I do.

[CJ]

Like, driving it to, like, a short distance, like, two miles down the road to, like, go get a candy bar.

[Ben]

My dad had the. It's. It's like the touring version of our touring version of the R6. Or crotch rocket. FJR. Yamaha FJR. And he put, like, a billion miles on that thing. Like, he would do it. He would travel all over the place. Like, I think he did, like, all 50 states on that bike.

[Ryan]

Your dad has put, like, you're saying, a shitload of miles on bikes.

[CJ]

Shitload.

[Ryan]

Has he ever came across a deer or laid one down or.

[Ben]

I Don't think he has.

[CJ]

There is that story, though, when he came across that guy who sped past him in the middle of the night.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[CJ]

He's on this road, right? And this dude just flies past him. I think it was raining, maybe even is the part of the story flies past him and then, you know, probably five, ten miles up the road comes up. The cars crashed in the ditch. A cow. He hit a cow on the road going very fast. And the car was on fire. And, like, his either wife or fiance or girlfriend was in the pat, like, freaking out, and the guy was dead, dude.

[Ryan]

That's what I was thinking when we were down in. We were on Kansas City or somewhere when we were driving to Missouri. We're on, like, five lanes of traffic, big concrete walls on the side, and there were some bikes just cutting up, ripping. And yes, you got to look out for other cars. But I feel like the wildlife is less of a concern. Like, around Minnesota.

[Ben]

Sketchy.

[Ryan]

It's just so, so out of your control.

[CJ]

Like, a deer could come flying out in front of you on the bike, and if you hit it, you're freaking.

[Ryan]

You can be the best rider. You can be paying such good attention, but when there's a forest four feet off the road and the deer, there's just nothing.

[CJ]

The other thing, too, is like, those bikes are so fast. So it's like every time I hop on the thing, I allegedly touch, like a hundred because it's just easy.

[Ben]

You could easily on first gear.

[CJ]

You could just hit a turtle if you just tap the turtle.

[Ryan]

Okay, come on now, cj. We're talking about deer running out of the woods. Turtle.

[Ben]

No, it's true, though. A turtle should be able to avoid the turtle.

[CJ]

You don't see it. It blends in with the road. It's just hunch. It'll just set you off.

[Evan]

Enough.

[Ben]

Enough.

[Ryan]

Okay, I guess. Speaking of hitting turtles, do you remember when Ken is pulling the wake boat with this Tesla?

[CJ]

Yes. We felt it was the biggest. It wasn't a turtle. I was a tortoise Ken.

[Ryan]

It was the size of this table.

[CJ]

Ken had a flat tire and a bent wheel after that, and he was pulling my boat behind his Tesla plaid. I thought the hitch was going to fall off.

[Ken]

There was oncoming traffic, and, like, I couldn't really swerve to do much, so just kind of like. Like, just ran that thing over from what.

[Ryan]

I was in the car, and I just remember you making a noise.

[Ken]

I was just like, oh.

[Ryan]

And just. It felt so violent. Like, what are we dragging? What did we break a battery off this thing?

[Ken]

Car's fine. Just had some turtle guts on the under.

[CJ]

Tortoises are. Are a luxury pet. Just like these. Just like bees, which I'm still getting.

[Dalton]

Are you getting bees?

[Ben]

What are you gonna do with these?

[CJ]

I'm putting them on the track.

[Mike]

No, bees are almost strictly business. My.

[Ben]

Yeah. Luxury pet.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ben]

It looks like CJ finally made it, huh?

[Ryan]

Next podcast, he's going to be talking.

[CJ]

About a worm farm.

[Mike]

You can't just get them and then save their luxury.

[Ben]

DJ is just looking for happiness in the form of another living.

[Ryan]

You were considering a dog? Ah, it. I'll go with the bees.

[CJ]

The bees are easier, and I figured Ken could take care of them.

[Ben]

What do we do with the bees in the winter? Kid, what do you do with the bee?

[Ryan]

You're going to put them in there in your house?

[Ben]

Might have to for the winner in the merch.

[Ken]

Oh, you're getting a dog, too?

[CJ]

I was. I was all set up, and then I pulled it out.

[Dalton]

A Frenchie?

[CJ]

No, it was an English bulldog.

[Dalton]

English bulldog.

[Ben]

Enough.

[CJ]

Alex is known enough. Makes sense. I was gonna bring it to the shop because then it'll get all dirty and then it'll come home and then out we have. Everything in the house is white because that's what Alex likes, and she likes everything super clean. It would get everything. Three wheeler.

[Ryan]

Gavin's never been in your house, has he?

[Ken]

Yeah, he came in there once, and he just made an absolute mess out of the place, bro.

[CJ]

You guys, like, out of everyone's house. Everyone probably comes there the most. And Alex is, like, just so clean and, like, there's nothing dirty in the house. And then, like, you guys all come over and just tear it up. And she's just, like, interesting.

[Ryan]

I kind of want to sneak in there sometime. Just use the toilet, dude.

[Ben]

I feel like I get that you guys all have, like, your personal space, but, like, everything that you buy is partially because of me as well. Same vice versa. Everything I buy is because of you guys.

[Ryan]

I help pay for that toilet, and I feel.

[Ben]

I feel like if anyone gets to, like, enjoy it or share it with, I'm all right with it. Being my business partners.

[CJ]

I agree. That's where I'm at, too. And honestly, even if it wasn't, I mean, you guys are my best friends, so it's like, yeah, you might be a little dirty, you might smell. You might smell.

[Ben]

But this is just what we're working with.

[CJ]

Might destroy the toilet every time you come over. So be it. That's how it is. And. And I'm not gonna not have you over at my house because of that.

[Ryan]

So does Alex clean the entire house?

[CJ]

Well, with Ken downstairs, that's where I was getting that. She drops the downstairs, she doesn't do the basement. She did for a while, but it was so bad. Have you tried to pair vacuum the downstairs but like Ken's bathroom?

[Ryan]

What do you think the price tag would be on Ken's bathroom once Ken.

[CJ]

Gets out of the house? Like probably going to just gut that whole.

[Ben]

Yeah, no shit, Ken. I can't believe I can. You are the most like, I would say extravagant guy. I know. With your amenities, right. You got fine taste. When I go into your bathroom and I see your toilet, your prized possession, and dude, I can barely sit on that thing. The only thing I think of, how the fuck does Ken deal with this?

[Dalton]

Everyone's that thing hard.

[Ken]

It kind of got to the point where I was like, okay, I'm going to get build my own house and then I don't have to worry about the short shower or the super.

[Ryan]

What does this have to do with a dirty toilet?

[Ben]

I was like, I can't believe Ken didn't just put a bidet in a normal sized toilet in this thing. It's like one of those toilets that when you're sitting on it, like your knees almost go up because you're sitting so low.

[CJ]

It's a 90s toilet and it's like very small. Like, like it's short this way too. So it's like more of a circle than an oval. Circle than an oval. But so back when we were co owning it and we were remodeling it, I mean I put new toilets in the upstairs, downstairs and like installed them and everything. Ken could have very easily have picked up a toilet and had it split three ways in the cost of it, but he just didn't want to do it.

[Ken]

That that bathroom needs more than a toilet. It needs like new floors.

[Ryan]

But I mean, a couple hundred dollar toilet wouldn't have been the end of the world toilet.

[CJ]

Literally would take 15 minutes to swap out. It's so easy. But now it's like yours is so far gone, I'm not touching it.

[Mike]

Got it.

[CJ]

Like I'm waiting until the demo crew comes in and just starts tearing it out.

[Ben]

Well, all right boys.

[Mike]

Thanks for having me. I really appreciate it.

[Ben]

Yeah, thanks for coming on, Mike.

[CJ]

Thanks guys. Yeah, happy to be hanging with you guys again.

[Mike]

Drop a comment. Talk to me.

[CJ]

Subscribe if you haven't talked to me, baby.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah. Mike will be in the comments responding.

[Mike]

The last thing about like having your buddies on your stuff, freaking all dirty and greasy and whatever. Gavin got back from Trike Fest and straight to the private jet. Like he showed up basically that night and then that morning we got on the private jet and he easily the muddiest boots I've ever seen on any private plane. Like, he's like, sorry boys, I came.

[Ben]

Straight from Trek Fest.

[CJ]

Why don't you just bang them together?

[Mike]

I know.

[Ben]

And when he was sitting there, it's like, you know, just like.

[CJ]

He moves a little bit, falls off.

[Ben]

Yeah, because it gets dry and brittle and he, you know, he's sitting there, he's drinking 15 Tony's on the way there and he's just, you know, he's laughing, he's banging his boots together when he's laughing. Right. By the time we got off that plane, they were, the two pilots were standing there with like the little hand Dyson vacuums like in their hand. And before the last one was off, they started cleaning up.

[CJ]

Yeah, dude, I'm all for getting money, but you don't got to drag it with you for the next month. Afterwards though.

[Mike]

Thanks for listening boys and girls and we'll see you next week. Next Tuesday. See ya.

[Ben]

Peace.

[Libsyn Ads Host]

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