Life Wide Open with CboysTV – August 13, 2024
Episode: "Where's all our Money? Installing A Tracker On Evan, & Our New Favorite Event"
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This week’s episode finds the CboysTV crew—CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, and Cody—recovering from the mayhem of Sturgis, sharing behind-the-scenes stories about the road trip, new business ideas, wild gambling nights, peer-to-peer loan disputes, vehicle technology, and the philosophy of trying new things. Classic Cboys banter and honesty keep things lighthearted and wild, blending humor, mild roasts, and surprising insight.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Post-Sturgis Recovery & Reflections
[00:44 – 04:35]
- The group is exhausted from back-to-back trips to New York and Sturgis, racking up 11 straight days of activities (and drinking).
- Evan: "True story with New York and then Sturgis. This is 11 days."
- Dog-sitting and lack of sleep cap off a rowdy week.
- Waffles the dog made a rare house visit, and a debate ensues about whether it’s cleaner to pee outside than use the bathroom.
- Lighthearted reflection on Sturgis as a highlight event, with some crew already declaring a lifelong commitment to return.
2. Travel Logistics Mishaps
[04:39 – 08:24]
- Cody inadvertently strands part of the crew at the hotel, leading to overpacked truck struggles and confusion over who’s got what vehicle.
- Cody: "I didn't intentionally do that, by the way… I literally just wasn't thinking."
- Classic road trip etiquette discussion: frustration at “that guy” who waits until the last moment to go inside at gas stops (calling out Micah, humorously and repetitively).
- Evan: "Every single time, without fail… Mike is just getting out to go inside."
- Despite mishaps, the trip to Sturgis is seen as a valuable bonding experience.
3. Sturgis – Expectations vs. Reality
[08:25 – 14:14]
- The boys reflect on how warnings about Sturgis’ wildness were overblown. Most attendees were described as older, average folks rather than intimidating bikers.
- Ben: "90% of the people there are above 65 years old."
- Cody: "Dentists, lawyers."
- Police presence was heavy but generally made the environment feel safe.
- The vibe celebrated Harley-Davidson culture, with many attendees inspired to get their own bikes.
- Cody: "After being there in it, you start to realize… how many different variations there are."
- Ryan remains unmoved by the “show and shine” aspect, preferring riding over spectating.
4. Gambling Nights and Heated Wins
[14:27 – 18:57]
- Evan wins big at the casino—up $3,000 after recouping losses, prompting cheers and cautious interventions from the crew.
- Ryan at [16:23]: "You never quit while you’re on a heater."
- Ben tries to be a good influence but concedes to the thrill of chasing big wins together.
- The “Big Wheel” becomes a crew favorite for its electric celebrations and communal hype, despite inevitable losses.
- Several “outstanding” debts emerge mid-story, exposing a web of friendly peer loans—some paid, some (intentionally?) forgotten.
- Ken: "I sent him a Venmo request. Nothing."
- Ben: "I just need one more day!"
5. Celebrity Encounter: Shooter McGavin
[19:49 – 21:21]
- The group meets Christopher McDonald ("Shooter McGavin" from Happy Gilmore), pitches him on a YouTube collab, and wins his respect and contact info.
- Ryan: "He wanted a Sea Boys hat and he put it on, which was cool."
- Mutual fandom leads to a memorable exchange, including an accidental drink spill during victory celebrations.
6. Vitaly’s (YouTuber) New Direction – To Catch a Predator, but Live
[27:03 – 32:16]
- Discussion on viral bait-and-catch predator videos, with a darkly humorous twist—chairs that explode under the perpetrator and celebrity musical cameos (Akon, Swae Lee).
- Ben: "Doing it live is a crazy concept."
- Overall consensus: ruthless, but justified when targeting people “everyone agrees is a piece of …”.
7. Streaming & Content Business Ideas
[33:28 – 37:20]
- The crew brainstorms about live-streaming new types of content, like dirt bike races where donations keep laps going.
- Ryan: "If they keep donating, you just keep doing another lap... 10 bucks a lap."
- The conversation turns to streaming logistics and the challenges of rural locations for live broadcasting.
8. Injuries and Wipeouts
[36:04 – 38:52]
- Cody’s recent dirt bike crash results in a broken collarbone and fractured scapula. The group reflects on the pain and perils of biking and commiserates.
- Evan: "He said it’s the most pain he’s been in, unfortunately, so we're rooting for him."
9. Culture Vultures & the Sturgis Dress Code
[39:12 – 43:52]
- The guys lampoon their own attempts to “fit in” at Sturgis, buying knockoff gear, sleeveless shirts, and discussing tattoos.
- Cody: "What's a culture vulture?"
Ryan: "Means when you show up in Sturgis and go buy yourself jewelry from the tent, buy some leather…"
- Cody: "What's a culture vulture?"
- Reflections on group style, gear deals with vendors, and the definition of “overdoing it.”
10. Wild Riders: Close Calls with Drunk Bikers
[43:28 – 46:59]
- A harrowing sequence unfolds involving a clearly intoxicated biker—dangerous passes, a crash in a parking lot, and near disasters.
- Cody: "Once he fell over, we realized he's blacked out... At first, we're like, is he a part of a gang?"
- The guys debate intervention, ultimately feeling sorry for the biker but glad no one got hurt.
11. Tech: Pet Chips, Kid Trackers, Flying Cars
[49:47 – 63:04]
- Anecdotes lead to discussion on RFID chips for pets, the dystopian idea of chipping kids, and germane privacy/vulnerability concerns.
- Cody: "You do that to a kid, that's whack."
- Minnesota’s new “Jetsons Law” legalizing flying cars is met with disbelief and jokes about “Big Tire” lobbying to stop innovation.
- Ken: "There are so many other things our state legislature can be working on."
12. Philosophy: Time, Experience, and Keeping Life Interesting
[52:55 – 54:39]
- Discussion on how time accelerates with age due to fewer new experiences; encouragement to keep learning and doing novel things for a fuller life.
- Evan: "You should continue to try to do new things to make your life feel slower."
13. Miscellaneous Banter and Wrap-Up
[54:42 – 63:49]
- Debating new experiences vs. the “sameness” of YouTube filming.
- Rollerblade and scooter subcultures compared; everyone has a take on the skatepark “totem pole.”
- Final jabs and gratitude for surviving the week, with promises of future videos and more wild times ahead.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- On Sturgis Stereotypes:
Ben [09:01]: "I would say 90% of the people there are above 65 years old." - On Gambling:
Ryan [16:23]: "You never quit while you're on a heater." Ben [17:51]: "I've seen this dude up like a thousand bucks, maybe 1500... and you always piss it away every time, every single time." - On Streaming Business Ideas:
Ryan [35:17]: "If they keep donating, you just keep doing another lap, like 10 bucks a lap or whatever. And you just keep going and going and going." - On Catching Predators Live:
Ben [30:48]: "Doing it live is a crazy concept." - On Pet/Kid Tracking Chips:
Cody [50:46]: "So like they put it under their skin?"
Evan: "Yeah, in like your arm."
Cody: "That is so nuts, dude. I don't know if I want that shit." - On Time and New Experiences:
Evan [53:26]: "You should continue to try to do new things to make your life feel slower." - On “Big Tire” Conspiracy:
Evan [63:22]: "Honestly, there isn’t. Big Tire has been pushing it down, keeping us on the ground." - On “Culture Vultures” and Group Style:
Ryan [41:02]: "Oh, I culture vultured you."
Timestamps for Important Segments
- 00:44 – 03:35: Sturgis Recap / Outdoor Bathroom Debate
- 04:39 – 08:24: Travel Fails & Classic Road Trip Pet Peeves
- 08:25 – 14:14: Sturgis Myths Debunked & Harley Hype
- 14:27 – 18:57: Gambling Stories & Loan Repayment Drama
- 19:49 – 21:21: Shooter McGavin Encounter
- 27:03 – 32:16: “To Catch a Predator” Streaming Craze
- 33:28 – 37:20: Dirt Bike Livestreaming Idea
- 36:04 – 38:52: Cody’s Crash – Broken Collarbone Saga
- 39:12 – 43:52: Fashion, Tattoos, and Culture Vulture Jokes
- 43:28 – 46:59: The Drunk Biker Incident
- 49:47 – 51:58: Pet RFID Chips and Kids with Trackers
- 52:55 – 54:39: Time, Novelty, and the Speed of Life
- 54:42 – 60:00+: Banter: Rollerblading, Scooters, and Life Lessons
- 61:32 – 63:42: Minnesota Legalizes Flying Cars
Original Tone & Language
The podcast is candid, irreverent, and fraternal—turning even serious events into fodder for inside jokes. There’s a healthy mix of nostalgic storytelling, playful roasting, and sincere reflections about friendship, work, and living “life wide open.”
Perfect For
Anyone seeking a behind-the-scenes peek into the CboysTV lifestyle, or anyone who enjoys candid, comedic group podcasts touching on adventure, setbacks, business ideas, and the unpredictability of travel (and gambling).
Next episode tease:
Sturgis video coming soon—“it's worth looking for”—and plenty more misadventures ahead. “Keep cranking your hogs.”
