Where's all our Money? Installing A Tracker On Evan, & Our New Favorite Event

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV – August 13, 2024

Episode: "Where's all our Money? Installing A Tracker On Evan, & Our New Favorite Event"

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Main Theme

This week’s episode finds the CboysTV crew—CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, and Cody—recovering from the mayhem of Sturgis, sharing behind-the-scenes stories about the road trip, new business ideas, wild gambling nights, peer-to-peer loan disputes, vehicle technology, and the philosophy of trying new things. Classic Cboys banter and honesty keep things lighthearted and wild, blending humor, mild roasts, and surprising insight.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Post-Sturgis Recovery & Reflections

[00:44 – 04:35]

• The group is exhausted from back-to-back trips to New York and Sturgis, racking up 11 straight days of activities (and drinking).
  • Evan: "True story with New York and then Sturgis. This is 11 days."
• Dog-sitting and lack of sleep cap off a rowdy week.
• Waffles the dog made a rare house visit, and a debate ensues about whether it’s cleaner to pee outside than use the bathroom.
• Lighthearted reflection on Sturgis as a highlight event, with some crew already declaring a lifelong commitment to return.

2. Travel Logistics Mishaps

[04:39 – 08:24]

• Cody inadvertently strands part of the crew at the hotel, leading to overpacked truck struggles and confusion over who’s got what vehicle.
  • Cody: "I didn't intentionally do that, by the way… I literally just wasn't thinking."
• Classic road trip etiquette discussion: frustration at “that guy” who waits until the last moment to go inside at gas stops (calling out Micah, humorously and repetitively).
  • Evan: "Every single time, without fail… Mike is just getting out to go inside."
• Despite mishaps, the trip to Sturgis is seen as a valuable bonding experience.

3. Sturgis – Expectations vs. Reality

[08:25 – 14:14]

• The boys reflect on how warnings about Sturgis’ wildness were overblown. Most attendees were described as older, average folks rather than intimidating bikers.
  • Ben: "90% of the people there are above 65 years old."
  • Cody: "Dentists, lawyers."
• Police presence was heavy but generally made the environment feel safe.
• The vibe celebrated Harley-Davidson culture, with many attendees inspired to get their own bikes.
  • Cody: "After being there in it, you start to realize… how many different variations there are."
• Ryan remains unmoved by the “show and shine” aspect, preferring riding over spectating.

4. Gambling Nights and Heated Wins

[14:27 – 18:57]

• Evan wins big at the casino—up $3,000 after recouping losses, prompting cheers and cautious interventions from the crew.
  • Ryan at [16:23]: "You never quit while you’re on a heater."
• Ben tries to be a good influence but concedes to the thrill of chasing big wins together.
• The “Big Wheel” becomes a crew favorite for its electric celebrations and communal hype, despite inevitable losses.
• Several “outstanding” debts emerge mid-story, exposing a web of friendly peer loans—some paid, some (intentionally?) forgotten.
  • Ken: "I sent him a Venmo request. Nothing."
  • Ben: "I just need one more day!"

5. Celebrity Encounter: Shooter McGavin

[19:49 – 21:21]

• The group meets Christopher McDonald ("Shooter McGavin" from Happy Gilmore), pitches him on a YouTube collab, and wins his respect and contact info.
  • Ryan: "He wanted a Sea Boys hat and he put it on, which was cool."
• Mutual fandom leads to a memorable exchange, including an accidental drink spill during victory celebrations.

6. Vitaly’s (YouTuber) New Direction – To Catch a Predator, but Live

[27:03 – 32:16]

• Discussion on viral bait-and-catch predator videos, with a darkly humorous twist—chairs that explode under the perpetrator and celebrity musical cameos (Akon, Swae Lee).
  • Ben: "Doing it live is a crazy concept."
• Overall consensus: ruthless, but justified when targeting people “everyone agrees is a piece of …”.

7. Streaming & Content Business Ideas

[33:28 – 37:20]

• The crew brainstorms about live-streaming new types of content, like dirt bike races where donations keep laps going.
  • Ryan: "If they keep donating, you just keep doing another lap... 10 bucks a lap."
• The conversation turns to streaming logistics and the challenges of rural locations for live broadcasting.

8. Injuries and Wipeouts

[36:04 – 38:52]

• Cody’s recent dirt bike crash results in a broken collarbone and fractured scapula. The group reflects on the pain and perils of biking and commiserates.
  • Evan: "He said it’s the most pain he’s been in, unfortunately, so we're rooting for him."

9. Culture Vultures & the Sturgis Dress Code

[39:12 – 43:52]

• The guys lampoon their own attempts to “fit in” at Sturgis, buying knockoff gear, sleeveless shirts, and discussing tattoos.
  • Cody: "What's a culture vulture?"
    Ryan: "Means when you show up in Sturgis and go buy yourself jewelry from the tent, buy some leather…"
• Reflections on group style, gear deals with vendors, and the definition of “overdoing it.”

10. Wild Riders: Close Calls with Drunk Bikers

[43:28 – 46:59]

• A harrowing sequence unfolds involving a clearly intoxicated biker—dangerous passes, a crash in a parking lot, and near disasters.
  • Cody: "Once he fell over, we realized he's blacked out... At first, we're like, is he a part of a gang?"
• The guys debate intervention, ultimately feeling sorry for the biker but glad no one got hurt.

11. Tech: Pet Chips, Kid Trackers, Flying Cars

[49:47 – 63:04]

• Anecdotes lead to discussion on RFID chips for pets, the dystopian idea of chipping kids, and germane privacy/vulnerability concerns.
  • Cody: "You do that to a kid, that's whack."
• Minnesota’s new “Jetsons Law” legalizing flying cars is met with disbelief and jokes about “Big Tire” lobbying to stop innovation.
  • Ken: "There are so many other things our state legislature can be working on."

12. Philosophy: Time, Experience, and Keeping Life Interesting

[52:55 – 54:39]

• Discussion on how time accelerates with age due to fewer new experiences; encouragement to keep learning and doing novel things for a fuller life.
  • Evan: "You should continue to try to do new things to make your life feel slower."

13. Miscellaneous Banter and Wrap-Up

[54:42 – 63:49]

• Debating new experiences vs. the “sameness” of YouTube filming.
• Rollerblade and scooter subcultures compared; everyone has a take on the skatepark “totem pole.”
• Final jabs and gratitude for surviving the week, with promises of future videos and more wild times ahead.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Sturgis Stereotypes:
  Ben [09:01]: "I would say 90% of the people there are above 65 years old."
• On Gambling:
  Ryan [16:23]: "You never quit while you're on a heater." Ben [17:51]: "I've seen this dude up like a thousand bucks, maybe 1500... and you always piss it away every time, every single time."
• On Streaming Business Ideas:
  Ryan [35:17]: "If they keep donating, you just keep doing another lap, like 10 bucks a lap or whatever. And you just keep going and going and going."
• On Catching Predators Live:
  Ben [30:48]: "Doing it live is a crazy concept."
• On Pet/Kid Tracking Chips:
  Cody [50:46]: "So like they put it under their skin?"
  Evan: "Yeah, in like your arm."
  Cody: "That is so nuts, dude. I don't know if I want that shit."
• On Time and New Experiences:
  Evan [53:26]: "You should continue to try to do new things to make your life feel slower."
• On “Big Tire” Conspiracy:
  Evan [63:22]: "Honestly, there isn’t. Big Tire has been pushing it down, keeping us on the ground."
• On “Culture Vultures” and Group Style:
  Ryan [41:02]: "Oh, I culture vultured you."

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:44 – 03:35: Sturgis Recap / Outdoor Bathroom Debate
• 04:39 – 08:24: Travel Fails & Classic Road Trip Pet Peeves
• 08:25 – 14:14: Sturgis Myths Debunked & Harley Hype
• 14:27 – 18:57: Gambling Stories & Loan Repayment Drama
• 19:49 – 21:21: Shooter McGavin Encounter
• 27:03 – 32:16: “To Catch a Predator” Streaming Craze
• 33:28 – 37:20: Dirt Bike Livestreaming Idea
• 36:04 – 38:52: Cody’s Crash – Broken Collarbone Saga
• 39:12 – 43:52: Fashion, Tattoos, and Culture Vulture Jokes
• 43:28 – 46:59: The Drunk Biker Incident
• 49:47 – 51:58: Pet RFID Chips and Kids with Trackers
• 52:55 – 54:39: Time, Novelty, and the Speed of Life
• 54:42 – 60:00+: Banter: Rollerblading, Scooters, and Life Lessons
• 61:32 – 63:42: Minnesota Legalizes Flying Cars

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Original Tone & Language

The podcast is candid, irreverent, and fraternal—turning even serious events into fodder for inside jokes. There’s a healthy mix of nostalgic storytelling, playful roasting, and sincere reflections about friendship, work, and living “life wide open.”

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Perfect For

Anyone seeking a behind-the-scenes peek into the CboysTV lifestyle, or anyone who enjoys candid, comedic group podcasts touching on adventure, setbacks, business ideas, and the unpredictability of travel (and gambling).

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Next episode tease:
Sturgis video coming soon—“it's worth looking for”—and plenty more misadventures ahead. “Keep cranking your hogs.”

Transcript

[Ryan]

Nikki tried to get me to eat an air tag the other day.

[Ben]

We're here to ask you where our money is.

[Cody]

I'm just saying, you guys aren't in that great a shape. Like 10 laps.

[Ryan]

You want to go run a few laps?

[Cody]

No. I know you.

[Ryan]

And jail was honestly the safest place he was gonna end.

[Ken]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ryan]

Because.

[Evan]

The.

[Ryan]

Is that.

[Evan]

Yeah. What is that thing?

[Cody]

It's like a water bottle that hydrates it.

[Evan]

It hydrates the water.

[Cody]

It does some kind of special thing.

[Evan]

To the water I saw Steve will do.

[Cody]

Yeah, it makes it, like more. I don't know. It does a better job.

[Evan]

Does it make you feel like this does?

[Cody]

No.

[Ryan]

What if it does nothing but make a couple bubbles so you feel better about drinking it?

[Cody]

That's fine.

[Evan]

Placebo effect, dude.

[Ben]

I can't believe you guys are able to crack a drink right now. I feel like we've been on a seven day bender, dude.

[Evan]

Actually, true story with New York and then sturgis. This is 11 days.

[Ken]

Geez.

[Evan]

But I didn't have anything yesterday. I was a good boy yesterday. But the last night in Sturgis did go late enough that I think you could count yesterday as a day.

[Ben]

Dude, I slept like 13 hours last night and I'm still tired.

[Evan]

Oh, dude, Lucky.

[Ben]

I think I slept too much. Where now I'm just even more tired.

[Evan]

Yeah, that happens. We're dog sitting for one of our friends. Cute. Cute little fluff ball. But now with two dogs, they're like always running around waking you up. So I slept like ass last night. Yeah, it was tough.

[Ben]

It doesn't sound fun.

[Ryan]

Waffles came by last night for the first time in like six months.

[Evan]

No way, dude.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I felt super bad. We hung out for like 15 minutes. I'm like, all right, buddy, it's time to go. And then just whimpering outside the door, runs over to the other door, just giving me those dog eyes, like, buddy, you gotta go.

[Ken]

I saw the last time he stopped by our shop, he left a present in the. In the rocks.

[Ben]

I thought that you were not.

[Evan]

That was.

[Ben]

That was.

[Ken]

No, I looked at the cameras. It was waffles.

[Cody]

Start using the pee. You didn't believe. You thought maybe some. That's funny.

[Evan]

Get two bathrooms here. It's just not enough.

[Cody]

Yeah, we have these pee rocks on the side of the building that everyone just goes outside to pee on.

[Evan]

We.

[Cody]

We call them the P rocks. They're just normal rocks, but everyone pees on them. And one day I wake up, I go out there to pee and there's this, like, deuce sitting in the pee rocks. I go, all right, guys, peeing on them is one thing, but someone taking a deuce dump out here on the p rocks, like, it's a little far, don't you think?

[Ben]

You thought it was a human Ken?

[Ken]

No, not.

[Evan]

I thought it was. I thought it was Ken.

[Ryan]

Well, you were curious enough to look at the cameras.

[Cody]

You, Mike and Cody hanging out.

[Ken]

I don't know what you do at night.

[Evan]

He had to see it for himself.

[Ken]

Mike or Cody might have thought, oh, this will be. This will be the funniest thing ever. I'm going to leave a present outside for these guys.

[Cody]

I'd pay to see Mike do that.

[Ben]

That'd be hilarious.

[Evan]

It's funny. There's something nice about just going outside to take a pee. I kind of forget about that. Like, in normal life, you know, like, you're in a restaurant or something. You, like, look for the door that goes outside. You're like, I'll be kind of nice.

[Cody]

It's way easier peeing outside. I'm not even gonna lie.

[Evan]

Yeah, it saves the water.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I think it's better for the environment.

[Evan]

Yeah. Get a little fresh air, a little sunshine.

[Cody]

Sometimes I feel like going in the bathroom is dirtier. Like, you have to grab the bathroom handle, and then you have to grab the sink handle to wash your hands. And, like, once you're done washing your hands, you still got to turn it off. And someone touched it with dirty hands before.

[Evan]

That's true.

[Cody]

I don't know.

[Evan]

Do you wash your hands, Touch the.

[Ken]

Toilet handle, and you just touch the handle with. With your dirty hands as well.

[Cody]

Exactly. So, like, to me, when you go and take a pee outside in the grass, as long as you don't get pee all over your hands, you're probably being cleaner.

[Ryan]

Pee is sterile anyways, right?

[Cody]

Oh, maybe you should pee on your hands then, too.

[Evan]

I don't know.

[Cody]

But just to me, it seems. Seems cleaner.

[Evan]

It almost makes sense. You should wash your hands before you go to the bathroom. Like, what's cleaner, the toilet or your unit? What do you want to keep the dirt, the germs off of?

[Cody]

You know, your unit for sure.

[Ryan]

Yeah, it depends on the person.

[Evan]

In Ken's case, you should use rubber gloves.

[Ken]

I was going to think about a different person, but okay.

[Evan]

Oh. Oh, that's good stuff. It does feel good to be home from Sturgis, though. Sturgis ended up actually being the best time ever, I thought.

[Ben]

Yeah, I missed her.

[Ryan]

Just.

[Cody]

Sorry. I had a blast. I'M going back next year for sure. No doubt. Probably going to do it for the rest of my life. Go every year.

[Evan]

Really?

[Cody]

You're like so much. I loved it. It was so much fun.

[Ken]

I think I would have loved to stay back one extra day and just.

[Evan]

Really ride around really still.

[Cody]

You okay? I was ready to go when it was time to go, but. But that. That's awesome. You felt. I'm glad another day was in. You can.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. We could tell you were ready to go when you left us at the hotel.

[Cody]

Yeah, that's. Sorry about that, guys.

[Ben]

We got left at the hotel. We had to roll seven deep in the back seat of a truck.

[Cody]

I didn't intentionally do that, by the way. I just literally.

[Ben]

No, I believe it. I honestly believe it. I said it to the guys. I was like, I guarantee he just woke up and didn't think twice about it and just hopped in the truck and went, no.

[Cody]

Me and Dalton just looked at each other like, oh, us two road are like, we're riding together so we're good to go. And we grabbed all the camera gear and went. And I wasn't thinking.

[Ken]

We only had two out of the three vehicles at the hotel. We still had to get the third one.

[Cody]

Yeah, I just figured both the trucks are there. You guys are gonna go pick up the trailers and you're gonna go and whatever. And then when Ryan called me, I was about 15 minutes out. Or he called Dalton and Dome's like, they don't have a truck. They're stranded.

[Evan]

I go, what?

[Cody]

And then I grabbed the phone, I call Ryan. I'm like, yo, you guys need a ride? You're like, no, no, we're good. We have Jeff's truck. And I was like, oh, they're good. I didn't even think to myself, oh, there's seven people for one truck. Because normally we don't have this big of a crew, you know, So I. Oh, they got a truck. They're good. And then Ben called me when we were like, actually far out.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Cody]

And then was like, yo, what are we gonna do here? Like, kind of left us. And I felt bad. Then the whole way home, I did feel bad.

[Evan]

It did end up really biting you in the tail because you had to sit in Fargo and wait.

[Cody]

Yeah, I waited two and a half hours. I don't know what the you guys were doing, like how you guys left at the same time. And then I knew. I knew what you guys were doing.

[Ryan]

Half ton pickup. We had a 30 foot trailer full of.

[Cody]

I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about them. They were an hour and 10 minutes of running.

[Ryan]

You guys had a 24 foot trailer with bikes on it.

[Ben]

I don't know how we got that far.

[Cody]

It doesn't make sense to me even. But then when I saw Mike roll in the parking lot like this, I knew why we were so solid.

[Ken]

Sturgis, you guys were still up solid like 30, 45 minutes behind us. And we were pulling that 30 foot enclosed trailer there.

[Evan]

I'll tell you exactly how we were faster. We didn't have Micah.

[Cody]

You guys had to been going like the exact speed limit, I'd assume, and they were probably going 10 miles over.

[Evan]

I think the biggest thing that I wish Micah was here because I feel bad talking about him.

[Ben]

Now he's gone, but I'll stand it now.

[Evan]

So on the road trip, it's obviously like a dad thing, right? You're like running this tight ship. And for a while, I used to be the only guy who drive. I'm really glad I gave that up. But anyway, you've been driving for three hours. You. You get to the gas station. What is the natural reaction? Everybody that has to go to the bathroom immediately gets out of the truck. The person who is driving fills up the truck, goes to the bathroom, grabs your food, comes back to the truck and, you know, hooks it up. Everybody's ready to go. You know, the person you should be waiting for is basically the driver. And every single time, without fail.

[Ryan]

Dude, I'll agree. Dude, I already know exactly what you're saying, because I've seen this movie a million times.

[Ben]

A million times.

[Evan]

You come back to the truck, I come back to the truck. I have filled it up with diesel. I have bought death. I have bought snacks. I've went to the bathroom, I opened the driver's door, and Mike is just getting out to go inside, dude, without fail, without fail.

[Ben]

And you know, we've probably done what, 150, like car trips at this point? Yeah, every single time, dude. Every single time.

[Evan]

And just, it's just every time and it's like you kind of like, want to change it. But I feel like as we've learned so much about each other, always being together, you just know. It's just. There's no fixing it, nothing. Letting you do.

[Ryan]

Well, half the time, well, I didn't think I was going to get anything. And then he goes in, and then the other half the time, it takes him that 10 minutes to wake up.

[Evan]

Yeah. Oh, that's also true. That's also true. He's normally zonked, which is good for him.

[Ben]

Yeah, he's like a old tractor.

[Evan]

Get him fired up, you gotta crank him. Cut that.

[Ryan]

Don't cut.

[Ben]

So going to Sturgis, it was very hard to, like, assume what it was going to be like, because every single person that we ran into that we told we were going to Sturgis always followed it up with good luck.

[Cody]

Be careful, everybody.

[Ben]

Careful.

[Cody]

Will be careful. It's like, what's going to.

[Ben]

What's going on at this place that, like, every single person that we ran into, whether they'd been there or not, was telling us to be careful and good luck.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So, like, I pictured, you know, like, a bunch of biker gangs being there and it being like a dangerous place. And, like, don't look at people that. That you shouldn't be looking at. And, like, if you're filming, make sure you're avoiding, like, you know, filming other people and just like, rolling into town, you. You pretty much figure out what the vibe is in the first 35 seconds of being in town.

[Cody]

It's.

[Ben]

I would say 90% of the people there are above 65 years old.

[Evan]

Yeah. At least mid-50s and up. For sure.

[Ben]

Probably 90% of the people there are like, exactly like my mom and dad that would just hop on their motorcycle and drive to Sturgis and get a bite to eat, maybe a beer, and then go and see, like, the scenic route.

[Cody]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ben]

Everyone there, like, no one is there, like, walking around town, like, big, tough looking. I mean, I'm sure there is like the other 10% maybe, if that. But like 500,000 people supposedly go to Sturgis every single year.

[Ryan]

Wow.

[Ben]

And so you got to just, like, assume. Just like, picture what. What that classic, like, white mom and dad look doing. Rolling around in their letters.

[Cody]

Dentists, lawyers.

[Ken]

I think there's only one guy we saw like that last night that was just being a menace, like, passing people on the shoulder, like. Yeah, but he was between cars. But that was like, one guy out of the entire time.

[Cody]

There was some Hell's Angels.

[Ryan]

I did look at the jail roster real quick, and there was. I didn't scroll very far, but the first page was like 10 people on the first page. Eight of them were DUIs from, like, the night before.

[Evan]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Ryan]

So, I mean, there are people that's all jammed up out there.

[Evan]

100.

[Ben]

And there was cops everywhere.

[Ken]

Everywhere. I swear, some of these cops, they would finish pulling one person over and then just pull over the next, find, like, the next person. To pull over before we get too.

[Evan]

Far off the people. If you saw one person at Sturgis, you saw them all. Like, if you saw one male and one woman, they all look.

[Ben]

They all look the same.

[Evan]

They were all the same person. Yeah, it was the same person. Just duplicated throughout this mass of people.

[Ben]

I thought it was like, really cool though, because it was so many just like, like minded people that just came together to just crank their hogs.

[Cody]

Yeah, dude, it was ride some Harleys.

[Ben]

You know, like, that was just like what brought people together is just like you look over somebody sitting at the red light and you look at them, they look at you and you go. And they go.

[Evan]

It was.

[Ben]

And then you just drive off and you get to the next red light, you look over and you do the same to somebody new.

[Cody]

Yeah, I want a Harley after it. I do. I want a road glide. Next year I'm going to have a.

[Ryan]

Road glide that is like going to a country concert, then buying yourself a brand new flannel and some boots that you go to one event and now you're just balls deep.

[Evan]

Just looked really embarrassed right there.

[Cody]

I don't think that's that bad. Well, how am I supposed to get into riding Harleys if.

[Ryan]

No, but I just.

[Cody]

You.

[Ben]

You had, you've had another time.

[Ryan]

You've had many, many years to buy a Harley. It's just like you went to your first Harley event and now you're just.

[Cody]

Like, well, yes, seeing. Seeing so many of these bikes all over and there's.

[Evan]

I.

[Cody]

They used to kind of just all look the same to me, but after being there in it, you start to realize like, oh, like this is different this. And like how many different variations there are. There's a lot of different modifications, like a lot of custom bikes. And you start to realize like, oh, like that's a lot of work. And wow, like, that's a really nice bike he's got. And then next thing you know, he's got purple. I was enjoying, I was enjoying just riding the, the snow bike Harley and that thing's kind of a turd wagon. And I was having a blast. I was like, man, like, it'd be fun to have like a, like a decent bike that you're not worried about the handlebars falling off, because that's actually a thing. The handlebars were falling off.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Cody]

And you know, actually ride around. Like, that'd be fun. But obviously we know how you felt on it. If you, you were referring to it as Cheeto Fest before we even Got there.

[Evan]

Oh.

[Cody]

What was your take on it? Let's hear your perspective and tell your honest perspective. Honest perspective. I know it's different.

[Ryan]

I had fun pulling up on the main drag. There was just a ton of people. Nothing really there for me, just walking around in a crowd. I don't really care about any of those bikes, so let me.

[Cody]

You're being reserved now. I like it when you say that. What you really think.

[Ryan]

That is what I really think.

[Ken]

You want to finish that beer and continue your story?

[Ryan]

Do you want to tell me my perspective on it?

[Cody]

No, no, Just. I just tell the truth.

[Ben]

I just want to add, like, a little bit of context to this. When you say all these people, they're motorcyclists. You love motorcycles more than anybody I know.

[Ryan]

No, I like actually riding them. Not part. Like, I don't go to car shows just to go look at other people's cars. Like, I'd rather go to the drift track. So what I would say is the funnest part was when we got to actually ride the bikes with some, like, professional stunt riders for, like, one hour. That made the whole week for me. That was just pulling up to a crowd of people to, like, flex your ride. It's just, like, not my thing. Like, I don't even hardly like to go to a motocross race because I'd rather be riding the bike myself. I don't want to sit in the stands all day and watch.

[Ben]

I get what you're saying. I get it. It'd be one thing if we were just, like, parking the bikes there. I don't think we were parking looking at other bikes, but it was more, I guess, just like, the atmosphere of it. And then going to the bar, which I thought you would have liked.

[Cody]

I think they were parking to go.

[Ryan]

To the bars I enjoyed more than others.

[Ben]

Evan's mood went like this. Cheeto, Cheeto, Cheeto. Later in the night. Later in the night, at the end of the night, this is the greatest place ever.

[Cody]

Way up here.

[Ben]

I love Cheeto Fest.

[Ryan]

I mean, I'm not gonna say I hated it, but where you guys were like, bro, I can't wait to go back. I could give a. If we went. If I went back in 10 years, I'm down to go back next year and do it all over again. I'm just saying I don't have that newfound love for the Harley.

[Cody]

I had so much fun. It was so funny. I was laughing the whole time.

[Evan]

Evan just wants to stay away from that town because they've got a A thing up on a picture of him up on every casino door says, do not let this man in. He's gonna take all the money.

[Ben]

That's a first.

[Ryan]

That was a first. I wish I could have the same problem in Vegas.

[Evan]

Yeah, this boy won so much. How much are you up now?

[Ryan]

After being, I mean, after the losses, I, I pulled out like three grand up. So nothing too, nothing too crazy. But like, I had a stretch where I won like five grand in like.

[Evan]

An hour or two the last night.

[Ryan]

But that was, you know, recouping the losses and, and, and whatnot. But yeah, it was, that was fun.

[Ben]

Every time that you'd celebrate, it was like, you know, we'd be celebrating like a sixty dollar win, one hundred eighty dollar win. Evan's like, I just won another thousand dollars.

[Ryan]

Like, bro, how I finally won a thousand. I'm down like 500 and I finally win a thousand bucks. Ben literally cashes my ticket out and runs off to the window. He's like, you're done, you're done, you're done. You're not playing anymore for good brand, for good reasons. And I, I really couldn't blame him. But then I, I saw him playing some roulette, which is my favorite, and I just got the itch. Tossed a couple hundred bones out there, turned it into like two grand. Just like that.

[Ben]

Yeah, so that one's, that one's tough for me to like, combat because obviously, you know, kept winning, he kept winning. And every time I would say, dude, just cash out and walk out. Because I've seen this dude up like a thousand bucks, maybe 1500 bucks. And you always piss it away every time, every single time.

[Ryan]

No 95% fail rate.

[Ben]

So I thought that, you know, maybe I was being a good friend by telling them, hey, dude, just walk with this 500 bucks or with this thousand bucks like you are, you are walking out a winner right now. And then I'd look over and you're celebrating again. And I'm like, hey, how did he, how did he get. I told him no gambling. How much did you win? A thousand bucks. I'm like, hey, good job, dude.

[Ryan]

I know I quoted this about 3:37 times. The Hangover line, do you remember what it was?

[Ben]

You never quit while you're on a heater.

[Ryan]

Exactly.

[Ben]

I have a video of it, actually. Pop it up right here.

[Evan]

Are you serious?

[Ryan]

You never quit when you're on a heater?

[Ben]

What?

[Evan]

What?

[Ryan]

You never quit when you're on a heater.

[Evan]

Got home and told Laundra, you know, she's like, how was your weekend? Whatever. And I go, it was. It was great. She goes, how'd you do gambling? I go, ah, not very good. You know, probably lost like, six. 600 bucks, 700 bucks. She goes, oh, but. But Evan won.

[Ryan]

I thought you lost that much the first night.

[Evan]

No, I didn't recoup. I did recoup some losses. She. She goes, well, why didn't you just do what he did? I was like, well, that's not how it works. I was trying to.

[Ken]

That's just throwing an ungodly amount of money at something.

[Cody]

Evan just knows how to play. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ben]

Well, Evan's like, a big. So for those of you that have never played roulette, good for you. Never play roulette. But if you put money on, like, the actual number so it, like, spins on the wheel, you could put, like, you know, if you put $1 on a number and it hits, you win 35 times that number back.

[Cody]

So.

[Ben]

Yep. So $1, you win 35 bucks back. That's like Evan's kind of go to strategy and just like, puts, like, money.

[Ryan]

On red 18, 18, 23, 17, 11, interchange 10 once in a while.

[Ben]

So like, usually, you know, it doesn't hit. It's like you have 1 to 36 odds. And so that was just firing for you, though. So you'd put, like, 25 on it and then win, like, 850 back or whatever. 875. Yeah. I've never seen it work for you besides for that night.

[Ryan]

But we can't forget about the Big Wheel. Oh. Which is for some reason, I don't know if it's everyone out there, but at least for our gang, I'm pretty sure the most electric game that you can.

[Ken]

Your strategy at Big Wheel is just button mash the screen so all you did the entire time.

[Ben]

So my strategy for the whole weekend was I didn't care how much money I won or how much money I lost. I just wanted the entire crew to celebrate like crazy when I did win. So, like, I would throw money onto, like, the super rare hits of, like, you know, one in 50 odds of hitting. Just hoping that eventually those are gonna hit because I know how electric it will be when it does. Sure enough, I think we got two solid hits. I. I think I probably spent, like, 700 bucks on it because I want a ton of money on it, but I kept spending all of it back just to chase that celebration. Yeah, the feeling. I lost every single dollar I made on it. But we had two insane celebrations.

[Ken]

Speaking of that, you have a outstanding loan.

[Ben]

Oh, yeah.

[Evan]

You owe me money, too, dude.

[Ryan]

I think my money was lucky because I loaned Ben money twice. He immediately won and returned my money.

[Ken]

I loaned Ben money. He said, I. I'll get it back to you, bro. And then I sent him a Venmo request. Nothing.

[Ben]

I just need one more day. I just need one more day.

[Evan]

Hey, give him some time, man. Before you break his.

[Ken]

Explicitly said, I'm going to for. I'm not going to pay this until you forget about it.

[Cody]

I can't believe you told him that. That's wild. He really feels strongly about you forgetting Ken.

[Ben]

Ken's got the memory of a goldfish.

[Ryan]

You did call him up for overpaying the last time, though. I don't know if that was a.

[Ken]

Good move by, like, 10 bucks.

[Ben]

200 bucks. I owe Ryan 120.

[Evan]

Yeah, you do remember, so that's good. Yeah. Metro McGavin. That might have been kind of my highway.

[Ken]

That was also electric.

[Evan]

Yeah, it was kind of tough because there was so many of us that, like, I. I had a hard time that I didn't want to, like, bombard him. Evan and I were talking about this. Like, I really wanted to, like, chat with them, you know, say, what's up? But it was like everybody in the whole area was crowding around him, so. But he. He liked Ben. He said, you look like the smartest guy. I'm gonna give you my number.

[Ben]

Yeah, he gave me his phone number because we were like, yo, you should come and be in reckless golfing five with us. He was like, so shooter McGavin is the main guy off of Happy Gilmore? He's like the.

[Cody]

I wouldn't say he's the main guy.

[Evan]

What is he, the antagonist?

[Ryan]

Pretty much the main guy short of Happy Gilmore? Absolutely.

[Ben]

So, yeah, we were like, yo, we're YouTubers, and we. We make these reckless golf videos. It'd be lit if you were in one of them. And he, you know, like, kind of brushed it off, I think, a little bit. And, you know, we. We just, like, maybe spent 10 minutes talking to him, and people kept coming up and, like, getting pictures with us, too. So then this guy is like, wait a minute. Who are these guys? And then I think one of his friends might have been like, oh, shit, they're actually kind of legit. And, like, showed him our page and then immediately flipped around of, like, all right, let's get Shooter in there. Gave me his number. And then he was wearing a Sea Boys hat. The Rest of the night.

[Ryan]

That was the coolest part, is. Yeah, he wanted Jeff Seaboise hat, and he put it on, which was cool. And we left. Two hours later, he shows back up wearing the same hat, and he's taking photos with other fans running the hat. I'm like, that was really cool.

[Evan]

And then he was like, yo, you guys got to sign this. Yeah, that was cool.

[Ryan]

I also feel really bad that in the midst of me winning all my money, I celebrated and blew his wife's drink.

[Ben]

Girl, that was not his wife. That was the. That was, like, the president of NASCAR foundation.

[Ryan]

Okay, well, someone in the same group, I guess there was. There were six people together. I don't know who was who. Either way, I broke some nice ladies glass.

[Ben]

Did it spill on her?

[Ryan]

I don't know. I think.

[Ken]

I think it just hit. Like, you just knocked it out of her hand and it hit the floor and shattered?

[Evan]

No, it happened.

[Ryan]

I'm pretty sure I bought her another one. No, she. She took it very well. She's like, no, I was just trying to see what was going on, and of course you'd be excited. I just kind of threw my hands up. She was right there.

[Ben]

There was this one guy that was cashing out, like, 15 grand. Oh, yeah. And I was talking to his buddy, and I was like, what is this guy doing to win 15 grand? And he was like, roulette. I was like, well, he's doing something, right? Clearly. I don't know. I just started, like, chopping it up with him. And he was like, what's. When's your birthday? I was like, April 26th. And he was like, all right. We walk over to the roulette table. He puts 100 bucks down on 26. And he was like, if this hits, we're splitting it. I was like, okay.

[Evan]

Fuck yeah.

[Ben]

Mrs. Obviously, it always does. And then he was like, when's your mom's birthday? And I was like, March 6th. Puts it down on. On the six misses and he was like, any other birthdays? And I was like. I was like, anything? It's not happening, bro. I was like, I. I don't think it's working for us, man. I think we put one down on Greta's birthday, too. And then that one missed. And then he was like, all right, I'm out of here. This guy just burned 300 bucks on somebody he doesn't know.

[Ryan]

That is the unfortunate thing, though. Like, it didn't hit. It's still kind of a story. But if it hit.

[Ben]

Oh, it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that really is the fun. Winning money.

[Cody]

Fun, but just keep going.

[Ryan]

The vibes are very high.

[Ben]

Yeah, they were high. It was. It was electric. It was fun.

[Evan]

We'll be back.

[Ben]

We will be back.

[Ryan]

I'm just looking for that roulette wheel a little bit.

[Evan]

You know, Officer just is Ford Cheeto.

[Ryan]

Always have, always will.

[Evan]

For making cop cars. Like, you think it's like less cool that Ford makes all the police cars. You think more negatively of them.

[Ben]

Those Dodge Chargers.

[Evan]

Yeah, that's also true.

[Ryan]

Yeah, there's a lot of. There's a ton of Chevy, the Caprices or whatever.

[Ken]

There's a lot of cops that drive Tahoe Silverados.

[Ryan]

They still make them.

[Evan]

But like when you think of a cop car, what do you think?

[Ken]

Or Explorer.

[Evan]

Exactly. Like, do you think that.

[Ryan]

Well, that might be in our area.

[Ken]

That's just the car of the moment. In 10 years, it'll probably be something else.

[Ryan]

Is that throughout the whole country? I'd like to look the statistics up on this probably.

[Evan]

Good question. Crown Vic, probably the most notable.

[Ken]

But there was also the Chevy Caprice back in the day too.

[Ben]

So do you think Cletus is going to be doing races with floor Ford Explorers or Ford. What are they?

[Ryan]

Explorers?

[Ken]

Exploders?

[Evan]

Ford. Yeah.

[Ben]

Ford Explorers maybe.

[Evan]

I mean, he's gonna have to change cars. Dude, it would be sick if they were Chargers.

[Cody]

Chargers.

[Ryan]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe that's would be a way better switch up than going to an exploder.

[Evan]

Just enough from one boat to another boat. Well, the reason I ask anyways, I was watching this thing on Instagram and so obviously they're making like advancements to make the police cars better. One of them is that now that cars can self drive. Like if a cop gets out and goes on a foot chase to go chase down a suspect, the car will automatically drive to wherever the cop is.

[Cody]

Wow.

[Evan]

So then when they arrest them, they stop and pull up and then the cop car pulls up.

[Ben]

That's for a Tesla.

[Cody]

It's pretty awesome.

[Evan]

No, that's for a Ford.

[Cody]

What's pretty awesome?

[Ben]

Wait, they're actually doing that?

[Evan]

They filed patents for it.

[Cody]

Oh, for sure.

[Ken]

That's like 10 years away then.

[Evan]

Yeah, I mean, I don't really know on the whole thing, but yeah, they have like a whole foot pursuit.

[Ben]

Huh. What do you guys think about Tesla's being able to like be like taxis, so when you go to bed you can just send your Tesla out and it can like uber taxi people.

[Evan]

Wait, what? Really?

[Cody]

Is that a real thing?

[Ken]

I would not trust having random people just get into my Car.

[Cody]

That's where I was going crash it.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And then come home to like a car that's just got puke, all McDonald's.

[Cody]

All this shit in it.

[Evan]

Especially with no driver in.

[Cody]

No driver, you feel a little bit.

[Evan]

Less like, you know, when there's the owner of the vehicle's in it, you feel a little more careful, I bet. But I mean, I'm sure there's some people.

[Cody]

What are you laughing about?

[Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Ben]

I just picture Evan getting a ride home in a self driving Tesla.

[Ryan]

Or they're just gonna say a ride home, period.

[Ben]

That too.

[Cody]

Evan would sit in the seat and then you'd already be like, what? What happened to this seat? He was actually being a good boy. He was just sitting there and hopped out. Stains all over it.

[Ryan]

Yeah, no, that is a little skid mark.

[Evan]

I feel like there's people like when I was in New York, everybody was driving Teslas like that. It was either you take a yellow cab or you take a Tesla. So I mean, people like that.

[Ben]

What do you mean? As an Uber?

[Evan]

Yeah, like you can hop in a cab, which is just driving around, but if you call an Uber, I would say 93% of the other vehicles were Teslas.

[Ken]

I just remember like when we were in Vegas, the got a couple Teslas as an Uber and the lady said that she rented that car for the day, Ubered with that Tesla and then, you know, she has her own car that she drives. It's like they're just. A lot of those are just rental cars. Those drivers are the having.

[Ryan]

Man, that seems like a logistical nightmare.

[Evan]

There's no way you can turn enough cat. I mean, I guess it's nice because you don't put the mileage on your car, but I feel like people like that would be like, all right, sick. I can drive to my job. And then you just have this secondary vehicle that goes out on Friday night and just does its thing. That's kind of cool.

[Cody]

Yeah, you could probably justify that.

[Evan]

I wouldn't do it. Cyber truck.

[Cody]

One vehicle that you use for Ubering that you don't care about. Yeah, but it has to still be certain. Like it has to be a certain level of niceness. Yeah, it needs to be a certain.

[Ken]

Year and you got to be like, so like within. I think a certain, like within 10 years old, I think or something.

[Ben]

Hey, what do you guys think about the Vitali? The YouTuber Vitali is more of a streamer now doing like all like the. I don't know if you can say it on the podcast. But like the pedo.

[Ryan]

Absolutely amazing. See the one with the. We put them in the chair that broke. No, that's my new favorite one.

[Evan]

Put him in the chair.

[Ben]

Let me see it.

[Ryan]

I don't know if I look it up.

[Evan]

Yeah, well, he's TV is gone, but I did order a new one today.

[Ben]

Where is it?

[Ken]

It's downstairs. It's next to the other TV hooked.

[Ryan]

Up to Micah's PlayStation.

[Evan]

Oh, perfect. Is what Micah needs to be doing.

[Ryan]

But no. Yeah, they just set him up and, you know, they do the celebration, but they give them this chair in the chair look like the chair I was sitting in at Gavin's house out in exploded. Kind of a heavyset guy, goes down like a ton.

[Cody]

Wait, so they. They purposely gave him like a chair that would break?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

That's pretty funny, dude.

[Cody]

And what? So like, this guy was obviously, he was trying to link up with, like an underage person and then they baited them in.

[Ryan]

Yeah, honestly, I saw this, like, on Instagram, like the 10 second clip. But yeah, I think that's the whole thing. They're just like online predators. They invite him to meet and then they act like they. I saw another one. He won a. Like a Corvette or something or.

[Evan]

Dude, really?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I haven't watched any of these on an actual stream. I guess I just see the clips, but I've always wondered, like, how do they bait. How do they bait these guys in?

[Cody]

They just put a. Like, start chatting on them, with them on a fake account, and then they say like, I'm underage and all this. And then once they proceed to go through with it, then they're like, all right, we got one.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I think literally on Tinder or on Instagram, whatever. Like, if you're on Tinder, you lie, you say you're old enough, then right away they'll be like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm actually 14. And then the people, they just.

[Ken]

This is.

[Cody]

You want to take a seat? Yeah. And that's like an actor.

[Ryan]

That's just like a little.

[Evan]

Dude, that thing didn't even kind of break. Exploded. Oh, my God.

[Ryan]

Dude, that is some quality content.

[Cody]

They do that every time. Well, different.

[Ryan]

Different.

[Cody]

Oh, my God, that's funny. So I didn't know that they.

[Ben]

She's just.

[Cody]

So that guy. That guy clearly knows he's doing something wrong.

[Evan]

Yeah, Yeah, I think he. He knows he's meeting up with a young person. Did you see the one? There was one.

[Cody]

Do another one. Do another one. I want to watch another one.

[Ben]

I saw a Clip of, like, Aon coming in, and he's like, you got locked up.

[Cody]

Akon coming.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah.

[Ben]

He's, like, doing that. And then Swae Lee. There was one with, like, Swae Lee coming in and. And he changed, like, the words to one of his songs. It was, like, singing in this guy's face.

[Evan]

As the guy's getting arrested.

[Cody]

Dude. Oh, my God. Vitaly is just ruthless, dude.

[Ben]

Vitali really made a hell of a comeback.

[Cody]

He did. There he goes.

[Evan]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ben]

Dude.

[Cody]

This is all live, too.

[Ryan]

I. I think it's an amazing concept.

[Cody]

It's funny. The chair is funnier.

[Ben]

Sometimes I feel like To Catch a Predator is, like, yeah, very. They've been doing that for, what, 20 years?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Since. Since modern television.

[Ken]

But the next evolution of that, doing it live is.

[Ben]

Doing it live is a crazy concept.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

You know?

[Evan]

How do you know? How do you know how it's going to go? The guy could just be like, you're right, man. Sorry. And then just sit down and not talk.

[Ben]

I think it's, like, one thing that, like, everyone can kind of relate on, though, is. Is, like, it's up.

[Evan]

I was going to say that it's.

[Ben]

Not very polarizing because there's, like, pretty much no way to defend it. Yeah.

[Evan]

Like, I feel like everybody is aligned and they're like, you know, it could be. If it was for drugs back in the day, people would be like, well, drugs are okay, or drugs are bad. But, like, this one, there's just no. Everybody's just like, yeah, this guy.

[Ryan]

Well, it's like, if you're gonna prank somebody, like, who's a better person to prank than somebody that literally everyone's gonna agree on is a piece of, like, you don't want to put that breaking chair up to just a random person put to a pedophile.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Cody]

It's like.

[Ben]

It's like it doesn't. It's like, it doesn't. Yeah.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

They don't have any human rights.

[Cody]

Yeah, I've, like. So that's, like, a trend, though. They've been putting videos like that on YouTube for a while. Like, I've watched maybe one or two, like, when Jidion would do them, but I never really thought they were that funny. You know, obviously, like, I agree, like, you should catch them or whatever, but it was just kind of a lot, like, I didn't really enjoy watching it. But the chair and Aon, like, that's pretty damn funny. That makes it a show. That makes it a show.

[Evan]

Yeah. Sometimes. Well, there was one I think. I think I showed it on the pod where, like, they're doing it on the street and a guy comes up and he, like a random guy comes and knocks out the pedophiles. Like, the guy was old, you know, it was like, really. It was really crazy. So.

[Ryan]

But stuff like that.

[Ben]

Yeah, that. That one's maybe. Maybe a little messed up once. Like, people start coming in and, like, hitting them. Yeah.

[Ryan]

I don't know. Pedophile might deserve a hit or two.

[Evan]

Fair enough.

[Cody]

Fair.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah. That 100. Pretty hard to argue that. Pretty hard to argue that point.

[Evan]

Yeah. Dude, that. That is funny. I hadn't seen those clips.

[Ben]

Vitali has made, like, an insane comeback.

[Evan]

Yeah, he really has.

[Ryan]

Was he the one that did the psychedelics and.

[Ben]

Yeah, and, like, beat up the girl on the sidewalk? Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

I never really knew who he was, but I did read that controversy, and then I just started watching this stuff, and I wasn't sure if they were the same person. But that is a heck of a comeback.

[Cody]

He's one of the OG OG YouTube pranksters. Like, I remember watching him when I was in middle school.

[Evan]

Holy. Yeah, I mean, he's been going forever.

[Ryan]

Yeah, so like, 30 years.

[Cody]

No, no, but I mean, a long time. Like, he's been on YouTube for a long, long time, but he's.

[Ben]

He's like.

[Cody]

He's came and gone a few different.

[Ben]

Very vocally been like, I am flat broke. Like, I. I cannot afford to, like, buy lunch. And then, like, made a huge comeback of, like, wow, Now I'm doing YouTube videos again. And then I'm flat broke. I couldn't pay for my plane ticket to come out here. And he's. Now he's got, like, this huge cake deal or whatever.

[Evan]

He streams on streaming. Definitely does seem to be. A lot of people are doing that. Be kind of tough. You guys could do a little dirt bike stream.

[Ryan]

Dude, Cody's been track. Cody's been telling me that. I just don't really know how that works.

[Evan]

Yeah, I don't know either. Figure it out.

[Ryan]

We got bad service out there. I don't think we could stream nothing from the track. Starlink, maybe.

[Evan]

Starlink.

[Ben]

How do they stream? Like, where are they walking around streaming it on?

[Ken]

It's got to be, like, just a cell phone.

[Evan]

And because they film with, like, a camera.

[Cody]

They have, like, a real camera. Yeah, they're mic'd up.

[Ben]

Is that what they have?

[Cody]

Like a person? Like, I think they have a person follow around with a computer.

[Evan]

Yeah, they must have A person follows the camera.

[Ben]

Guy around open, open MacBook.

[Cody]

I've seen that.

[Ben]

Really?

[Cody]

Yeah. So they can read comments and see what people are saying or they just watch it on their phone.

[Evan]

On their phone. I see that when Steve will do it does that.

[Ken]

He's like reading chat second phone.

[Evan]

I always think that when I'm gambling because I watch that's the only streaming I watch. Like Vegas Matt the gambler streams. And then when Steve will do that and I'm like, damn, dude, I should be streaming right now.

[Cody]

I could not just be house.

[Ryan]

So there's a lot of gambling streamers out there. Slots, blackjack, whatever. But I was thinking, who's streaming pull tabs.

[Ben]

Oh, that's my window.

[Evan]

And slim my bar. Fucking rip and pull tabs.

[Cody]

Then Evan will be like, I'm working.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

The tax write off.

[Ben]

We have 11 people watching the latest.

[Ken]

Like live streamer that'll pop up in mine.

[Cody]

They.

[Ken]

They're live streaming scratch offs.

[Evan]

Oh yeah, I have seen that.

[Ryan]

You ever bought out a roll of scratch offs?

[Ken]

No.

[Ryan]

There's only 200 of them on a $1 roll made 156 bucks. 200 in, 156 out.

[Ben]

That's actually a really good investment. We thought it would be 200 in, 156 back.

[Ryan]

But the fun, you cannot put a price. Or you could call it 44 bucks.

[Ben]

I think dirt bike stream. Maybe he's got something there.

[Ken]

What do you.

[Ben]

But it's like how many laughs can you do?

[Ken]

You mount it.

[Ben]

All right.

[Ryan]

Oh, that would actually be a good idea like if you could. I don't know, there's donations and stuff right when you're streaming. Like if they keep donating, you just keep doing another lap, like 10 bucks a lap or whatever. And you just keep going and going and going.

[Cody]

Eventually though, you guys are not gonna be able to go much more.

[Evan]

Oh, can you imagine? Imagine you guys are 40 laps.

[Ryan]

You want to go run a few laps?

[Cody]

No, I know, I know you. I'm just saying you guys aren't in that great a shape. Like 10 laps going hard is. You're gonna be pooped.

[Ryan]

Oh no. I also agree. I do five and I'm pooped.

[Ben]

How about. How about Cody absolutely wadding himself up? Gotta hate that. Can someone pop up that video? Oh God.

[Evan]

It's like it, it looks like a bad crash, but it, it doesn't look that bad.

[Ryan]

We kind of think after me and Cody will have watched this clip about a thousand times. Is that my rear tire hits his foot peg. Because you can see his feet leave the bike. And really the reason he crashes because his body's kind of like, floating sideways. But, yeah, I think the only contact we made was my tire to his foot peg, and that just threw things off enough to.

[Ben]

Oh, you didn't hit his front wheel.

[Ryan]

No, the front fender hit on the ground.

[Evan]

Oh, you're right. That's when the front fender got.

[Ryan]

And it got in front, like, almost in front of my wheel. You can see it bumped up just a little bit.

[Evan]

Ouch, dude.

[Ken]

Cody ended up with a broken collarbone.

[Evan]

Broken collarbone. And what's the deal with the scapula?

[Cody]

Like, the shoulder blade fractured his scapula?

[Evan]

Yeah. Like the back part of your shoulder, which I just saw. Somebody else. Somebody else had just done that. I think it was like Travis Pastran off a triple backflip or something like that.

[Ryan]

I think he did get lucky as far as things go. Like, no surgery, just like. Just gotta keep him real still for quite some time. You know, he's. He said it's a lot of pain. He said he's broken his collarbone and stuff before, and this is the most pain he's. He's been in, unfortunately, so we're rooting for him.

[Ken]

I think it's one of those kind of breaks where they can't do surgery on it. It's one. You just have to keep it in the right position for an extent, you know, like four to eight weeks.

[Ryan]

It's always good not to have surgery, though.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I'll take holding still for eight weeks over having to go under the knife.

[Evan]

Well, the problem is when you have to have surgery, like, you kind of start healing, and then they come in there and they, like, re. Break it and then have to have. You have to have surgery again.

[Cody]

So with.

[Ben]

With Cody's, though, is like there's, like a straight up chunk missing. Like, there's, like, a gap.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Where. Where it should be butted up. So how does that come back together?

[Ryan]

I don't know. They didn't notice that the first day either.

[Evan]

Right.

[Ryan]

Didn't he?

[Ben]

I don't know. I mean, the X rays, it's pretty.

[Ken]

Obvious, but I think that actually, because it's just straight up broken and it, like, was like that in the X ray table.

[Ryan]

He also said something about tearing some muscle down his arm. Just in general. Like, he had muscle that tore off the bone or whatever Muscles connected to. Says just one arm banged up from top to bottom.

[Ben]

Oh, we got to protect that dude.

[Ryan]

It's a good thing he's a warrior.

[Ken]

It seems like every year he Gets hurt bad on a bike.

[Ben]

Yeah, pretty much since. Since I met Cody. Yeah. It's probably been like 10 years that he's been banged up. Yeah, that's.

[Cody]

I mean, just imagine right now, though, like, you have your shoulder blades on this plastic piece on your chair. You know, fractured shoulder band. I'm sure it's super uncomfortable to even, like, lean back.

[Ben]

I think people say, like, the shoulder blades are, like, one of the worst injuries.

[Evan]

Yeah. Because, I mean, you can't really, like, you're always moving them.

[Ryan]

You think? Even just like, moving your head around.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Ben]

That sucks.

[Evan]

Oh, what the hell? Why do you look like that right now?

[Ryan]

What is.

[Evan]

We've left Sturges.

[Ryan]

Dude, what's your problem?

[Ben]

What do you mean, what's my problem?

[Cody]

What the hell?

[Ken]

You like that?

[Cody]

Looks right. Looks right to me.

[Ben]

I don't know. I saw a Louis vest, so I put it on. Gav looked like a local in Sturgis. Yeah, you did.

[Evan]

Actually, somebody commented that on my story. They said Gav was made for the bike life. For the Harley. Bike life.

[Ben]

I just gotta buy a hog now.

[Cody]

Yeah, don't say that though, Gav. Then. Then that's Cheeto.

[Evan]

Yeah. Because now you're. What's a culture vulture.

[Ben]

Culture.

[Evan]

Culture vulture.

[Cody]

What's that mean? Like, you're.

[Ryan]

It means when you show up in Sturgis and go buy yourself some jewelry from the tent, go buy some leather. Well, just to look like what everyone else is looking like.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Buy some leathers. Buy a chain.

[Evan]

Honestly, I'm really disappointed.

[Cody]

Exactly.

[Ryan]

Exactly what we did. Culture volunteers.

[Evan]

Yeah, I'm really disappointed the Ford isn't here. Dude, I think I'm out on sleeves. Sleeves are out. I'm doing cutoffs all the time.

[Ben]

You know, that requires to do, like, push ups, like, at least every other hour.

[Evan]

Really?

[Ben]

I think so. I mean, whenever I see Dalton and CJ not wearing sleeves, I see them out down on the ground.

[Evan]

I thought it was more of a prep thing. I didn't know it was, like, continual maintenance.

[Ryan]

You need a little life, wide open tattoo right here. You're gonna start running no sleeves.

[Evan]

I don't know about that.

[Cody]

I think you should. Ryan.

[Evan]

I think I'd be. I'd look cool with no sleeves.

[Cody]

They don't need to do the push ups. You already got a tattoo. That's enough right there.

[Evan]

You don't need to work out when you have tattoos.

[Cody]

No, I mean, if you're sleeveless, like, you either have the tattoo or you're doing push ups.

[Evan]

Okay.

[Ken]

Ev was really Pushing for everyone to get tattoos.

[Cody]

Sturgis.

[Ben]

2024.

[Cody]

That's what I wanted. That's what I wanted.

[Ryan]

I mean, I have been pushing you guys a little bit, only because I'm branded.

[Evan]

I'm branded. You guys should be, too.

[Ben]

I. Yeah, I can't disagree with you there, but I've said this many times. I've only wanted to get one tattoo, and it's life wide open on my leg. And then you guys did that. Now the whole crew can't have that.

[Ryan]

Oh, I culture vultured you.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

You can't be a culture vulture. I'm not going to be a culture vulture then.

[Ryan]

So were you upset that I did it?

[Ben]

No, I thought it was. No, I thought it was awesome. I was stoked that you didn't. If I was there, I probably would have done it, but being that I wasn't there, I wasn't going to, like, get your guys sloppy seconds on that ink gun downstairs.

[Evan]

Kind of like Ken did with the Louis vest.

[Ben]

Yeah. Yeah, kind of like that, actually.

[Ken]

What's wrong with buying a Louis vest? Evan bought one, but he wasn't going to pay for it, so I just bought my own.

[Ben]

Yeah, I. I think. I think it's like the thing of, like, you know, there's like, one Louis vest per group kind of thing. It's like we all had the same tattoos or, you know, it's just like you can over overdo it.

[Ryan]

Plus, I already got the belt and the goggles, so it, like.

[Ken]

Well, I'm just trying to. Trying to get my. My introduction into it.

[Ben]

Ken did look look good, though. Like, there was an insane amount of moms that gave Ken a compliment. They were like, who's this cowboy with the Louis vest?

[Ryan]

That is true. The cowboy hat with the Louis vest was insane.

[Evan]

Yeah. Can't argue that.

[Ken]

And the cowboy boots.

[Cody]

Don't forget the boots.

[Evan]

I, at one point, was probably, like, 15 steps behind you guys walking through the crowd, and you don't really hear it when you're in the. In the mob, you know, you're just like, oh, okay, we're walking around, people look. I'd say one out of five people go, you see that guy's Louis vest?

[Cody]

And it was.

[Evan]

It was either positive or very negative.

[Cody]

I had the same thing. Like, they would everyone be like, he's wearing a fake Louis. Like, all the. Everyone knew it was fake.

[Ben]

I thought it was funny that they were in, like, the plastic bags, like, hanging up, like, to make. Yeah. To make them look, like, nicer than.

[Ryan]

They were in, like, A novelty knickknack shop. Yeah, or whatever. I mean it wasn't a high end vendor. It was. That was the highest ticket item in there.

[Cody]

$10 or 30. Was it 30 or 10? I was working that lady, dude. I was trying to get 50 off each.

[Ken]

They're asking 2.

[Evan]

250.

[Ken]

We got them for 240.

[Cody]

Yeah, I got 10 plus tax. But.

[Ben]

But then they, then you go to give them cash and they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We can't take cash. We can't take cash. I think you would.

[Cody]

There's a fake Louis Vuitton you guys are stealing.

[Ken]

It's like now, now I know exactly who I bought this from. I can forward this on to Louis Vuitton and get you guys a cease and desist again.

[Ben]

Damn, Ken Snitch. Hey, for a knockoff item like that.

[Ken]

You want everything under the radar.

[Ryan]

I did nothing.

[Evan]

Evan, new what you do when we.

[Ryan]

Watched a drunk guy pile his bike up into the police station or the, the police fire department.

[Evan]

No, actually I did think that I probably would have been like, dude, you're going to get hurt. You're going to like whatever. And what you yelled out is like, dude, I don't want to see you in jail tonight. You're like, don't get in trouble.

[Ryan]

And jail was honestly the safest place he was going to.

[Evan]

Oh my gosh.

[Ryan]

Because we pretty much watched him almost just wreck himself like five times in five minutes.

[Evan]

Yeah, that was, that was scary.

[Cody]

I was, he passed in between us. We're in my Raptor driving and there's an oncoming truck coming and this old curvy highway on a, just a. Yeah. Two lane curvy road. This dude, one handed on this like kind of custom chopper Harley thing passes. He's probably like 55 and he's like kind of overweight. Like he by no means looks like he's an athlete. One handed passes in between us and another oncoming car and then like swerves over, swerves back in because I'm sure he was just so drunk and he was going head on with another trike. Like a trike. And then he cuts back over and like it was just gnarly. I was like, we're literally going. This guy doing.

[Ryan]

We can't go a quarter mile without seeing I know a cop anywhere. We went all weekend, going triple the speed limit, going anywhere he wanted.

[Ken]

And then we rolled up to him at a stop sign with him just chilling.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Ben]

He waved everyone, everyone by and Then.

[Cody]

He did it again when he passed.

[Ryan]

We passed? Yeah.

[Cody]

And then no, Sonny like pulls over and literally stops and then just falls over. Look like he had a heart attack.

[Evan]

Oh, my God.

[Cody]

He just like falls kind of like tips over boot, loses boot. Like he just kind of like did.

[Evan]

The bike hit the ground?

[Cody]

The bike was so low. It's kind of like, you know, and then he just like gets up and like hops back on. Then Evan was like trying to tell him, like, yo, you probably shouldn't be riding all this.

[Ryan]

Ditch the bike anywhere and get the hell out of there and deal with it tomorrow. Because he.

[Evan]

What?

[Ben]

Dude? The guy got back on the bike and goes, I'm fine, dude.

[Ryan]

He was firing the bike up with his boot still laying five feet away. Like, he, he did end up getting the boot, but like he was about.

[Cody]

To drive off without a boot and found the nearest police officer. And Evan told them that the guy was this way.

[Ryan]

No, he did.

[Cody]

That's not what happened this way. What'd you say?

[Ryan]

I didn't say anything.

[Ben]

Actually. I got a video of it. Right.

[Cody]

He said, well, the guy's this way. And then they went looking for him. But I think he was already gone.

[Ben]

Yeah, no, that guy was a idiot, dude. He was gonna kill himself or somebody else.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Honestly. Yeah. Best thing would have been for him, like being that drunk. I don't condone any drunk driving, but like, he was so drunk. Yeah. I can't believe he even like, he could have died so many times. Just in the time when we were.

[Evan]

Around him, he was actually riding so aggressively that I thought I was like, man, maybe we should steer clear of this guy. Maybe he's in like a gang and invincible. From the.

[Cody]

That's what we were thinking too.

[Evan]

He's riding one handed down a curvy highway that you're doing like 40 in a truck and he's.

[Cody]

No helmet, just swerving vehicles. Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan]

Our whole vehicle was the exact same 50. 50 of. This guy is so badass. He owns the place or he is literally blacked out and doesn't even know what planet he's on.

[Cody]

Once he fell over, then we realized he's blacked out. But at first we're like, this guy is like, is he a part of a gang? Like, I don't know.

[Ryan]

I asked him, where are you going? The Deadwood Motel.

[Evan]

Deadwood.

[Ryan]

I'm fine. It actually was sad.

[Evan]

It was sad.

[Ben]

Yeah. I wonder how that the night ended up for that guy.

[Cody]

Hopefully that was at like 6 o'.

[Evan]

Clock, so hopefully Just woke up with a headache and that's it.

[Ken]

I take in a scuffed up bike.

[Evan]

Yeah, that's true, dude.

[Ryan]

The problem, if he would have pulled on Main street and had the same stop that he did in the fire station where he just tipped over, he would have dominoed bikes. He probably would have gotten just. You would have beat the hell.

[Cody]

I was nervous about that. Walking through all those bikes. I was like, imagine you just bump one of those bikes and it dominoes all of them.

[Evan]

What movie is that in? I'm sure it's in lots of Wild Hogs. Tip over the bikes, dude.

[Cody]

Jeez. The lease, that's kind of actually what.

[Evan]

We were this weekend.

[Cody]

We were 100% wild. We had the fake gear on. We were just like trying to play the part for the weekend.

[Ben]

That's like what most of the people.

[Cody]

I think most doing, most of them are.

[Evan]

That's probably why we didn't catch too much serious flack for it.

[Cody]

I think maybe people saw us and was like, oh, like, they might be the real deal. They might be the real deal.

[Ken]

They're just thinking, is that what I look like?

[Ben]

Well, Ken, when they see you coming down wearing leather chaps and a leather vest on a Jet Ski moped.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I don't think they're wondering.

[Cody]

Louis Vuitton.

[Ken]

Everyone. Everyone loved the Jet Ski.

[Cody]

I think it was probably. I mean, people love the mini truck, but obviously there's so many other motorcycle engines going off around there. Like, you kind of see that, and then it's like the Jet Ski just stands out. You just know. Yeah.

[Ryan]

And the craziest part is Ken was not the only guy on a Jet Ski motorcycle out there.

[Ben]

That was one of the people talking about that. They were like, oh, hey, you're the guy on the Jet Ski moped. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, I saw him last night with a couple chicks on it. Nope, nope. I don't think we're talking about the same guy.

[Ryan]

But most people did recognize how clean Ken's was compared to the other guys. Apparently, was pretty roached. Was pretty roached.

[Ken]

He got like a flat tire. Had to get. To get like, towed back.

[Evan]

I did see that. I'm in a Facebook group. Scoot Ski. Jet Ski scooters. There's a 2.5 thousand people in here. But anyway, I was named Jason.

[Ben]

Do they vet you to get in there? Like, I don't know, a picture of yours, what you had to do.

[Evan]

But he. He posted a bunch of pictures of him and Sturgis.

[Cody]

Oh, how old was he?

[Evan]

Well, he had to get it towed.

[Ben]

That is the guy.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Yeah, cuz the. The cop said they. They had to like help him get the thing towed out.

[Cody]

Was his street legal too?

[Evan]

Looks like he's got a light bar on the front. He was running a flag. I don't know. He looks. Looks a little older than Ken.

[Ben]

He did have a chick rolling around with him.

[Cody]

Yeah, that might be his wife.

[Ben]

Maybe should upload a picture of Ken. Like one of the crispy ones that we got. See?

[Evan]

Did you want to. Randy's friends? I don't. I don't think this is like the. The kind of dog that you would. You'd want, but they. They found the cutest little puppy. Oh yeah, I saw that they're trying to save. I can't figure out whose it is.

[Cody]

What's up with it?

[Evan]

I don't know. They just found it, I think in town.

[Ken]

Doesn't have any chips or anything in it.

[Evan]

Yeah, no, they said no chips.

[Ben]

Actually.

[Ken]

It looks like RFID chip and a dog.

[Ben]

So it does get lost.

[Ryan]

I thought you meant like Doritos.

[Ben]

That's what people are doing these days.

[Evan]

Yeah, like they can chip your dog. You can chip your kid now. Dude.

[Ryan]

Nikki tried to get me to eat an air tag the other day.

[Cody]

Evan, you could be ship.

[Ben]

Yeah, no, that wouldn't be a bad idea.

[Ken]

Oh, they've been doing that for a while.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Really?

[Evan]

Yeah. Then you know where they are.

[Ben]

Does it.

[Cody]

How do you check where they're at?

[Ken]

It's just something like. So if it. The dog gets lost and it goes like a shelter or something, then they can like scan the. You know, take a little wand or something and then it knows like, okay, this dog is like owned by this person. You can. Here's their contact.

[Ben]

Oh, seriously.

[Ryan]

Or if it gets stolen and you could report it and like prove that it's your dog.

[Evan]

Yeah, easier.

[Ken]

They have to like be able to scan the chip though, otherwise it's. It doesn't like actively ping.

[Ben]

Oh, okay.

[Evan]

I feel like they should add pinging capabilities to that.

[Ken]

I think that's just like a collar.

[Ben]

Then you can chip your kids.

[Cody]

That's nuts.

[Evan]

Do stuff.

[Cody]

So like they put it under their skin.

[Evan]

Yeah, in like your arm.

[Cody]

What?

[Evan]

There's a lady on TikTok.

[Cody]

That's nuts.

[Evan]

Girl. Chip. Girl's got it. So like, you know how you can tap to pay on your credit card? She can do that with her arm.

[Cody]

That is so nuts, dude. I don't know if I want that shit.

[Ken]

That's a little Invasive for people, let alone.

[Cody]

You do that to a kid, that's whack.

[Ben]

A tap to pay in your arm.

[Evan]

Fucking sick.

[Ben]

I feel like just that cannot be.

[Cody]

Good bracelet on him with an air tag and then you're good.

[Ken]

I know people that have done that, but it never, like, actually invasively, like, planted something into their kids.

[Ben]

Who the fuck.

[Cody]

There should be no way that there's a surgeon that will do that.

[Ken]

There's a surgeon for anything.

[Cody]

You're right.

[Ryan]

Or you just bring them to the vet.

[Cody]

There's hope still for some of my surgery once.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Get someone with low enough morals and.

[Cody]

Yep. Of a tweezers.

[Evan]

Low moral, small tweezers.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Cody]

You can maybe get a two for one out of me and you.

[Ryan]

What am I getting?

[Cody]

Never mind. We'll talk about it off of the podcast.

[Ben]

I bet kids that are chipped have to, like, come up with ways to, like, get around their chip. It's like when, like, parents, like, lock the windows or some. And the kid, like, is like freaking James Bond of getting out of that.

[Ryan]

They got to wear tinfoil trousers.

[Ben]

That's what throws off the tracking. There's probably a way around everything.

[Evan]

Guess I can't speak what. What it would like to be an adult and chip my kid. But I know as a kid, if I got chipped, dude, I'd be pissed. Not that I even really do anything, but I just feel like, come on.

[Ryan]

You know, it's got to be pretty surface level. You could probably get it.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's just like. It's like in, like, all the movies, you know, they just, like. They take a knife and they pull it out of their arm.

[Ben]

I'm trying to think of what movie. Yeah. Like, why does it sound like a movie?

[Ken]

Isn't it, like, a James Bond movie?

[Evan]

Yeah, I'm sure it's a James Bond. James Bond thing.

[Ben]

I'm sure it's Severance. Have you guys seen Severance? Is that.

[Ken]

Is that the one where they had, like, split personality?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Have you seen the movie where the guy. Justin Timberlake's in it? He has to pay with time. And you got, like, time. A clock on your wrist.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah. That movie's lit, dude. Really good. Kind of true also, you know, like.

[Ben]

Your life is just like, how much time you got?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Warren Buffett said I could buy anything in the world, but I can't buy more time.

[Evan]

Interesting.

[Ben]

I'm sure more people have said that than just.

[Evan]

But he also said it. I saw a thing that your life exponentially speeds up after 25. Because the way that your brain comprehends new experiences is slower. So, like, doing something new for the first time feels longer than doing something you've done repetitively. So statistically, after you turn 25, you are doing less new things, so your life goes faster. So you should continue to try to do new things to make your life feel slower.

[Ben]

Interesting.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Not sure if I'm comprehending exactly what you just said, but it sounded like it made sense.

[Ken]

I would agree with that. I mean, it seems like around here, time, like, literally just flies by.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And then at Sturgis, it was like, holy crap. It. It feels like we've had a full day and it was like, oh, it's six o'.

[Evan]

Clock.

[Cody]

We were doing a lot.

[Evan]

We were doing a lot.

[Ben]

New experience. I get what you're saying.

[Ken]

Like, you know, we were in the moment. You aren't like, just. Time wasn't just flying by like, we were always doing something, but, like, it never felt like it was.

[Cody]

Man, that's.

[Ben]

That's a good point. I was thinking about that actually, the other day, about how, like, fast summer goes.

[Evan]

Yeah, dude.

[Ben]

And I was like, how can you experience summer to make it feel like it isn't going as fast? And is there a way? There might be.

[Evan]

Probably. Do more.

[Ben]

Do more. But when you're doing more, I feel.

[Evan]

Like sometimes it goes fast.

[Ben]

It just goes faster.

[Ryan]

It has to be new. Blink of an only stuff you've never done.

[Ben]

It's all new. But I feel like we do new stuff every single week for a video.

[Cody]

It's always the same, though. It's still the same thing in a sense.

[Evan]

Not always, but a lot of times.

[Ryan]

Same process.

[Cody]

No, it's not that. It's just like. It's still the same thing. You're, like, filming a video.

[Evan]

Mmm, true.

[Cody]

You know. Okay.

[Evan]

Like, I think Sturgis felt refreshing. That's why we're excited about.

[Cody]

Yeah, that was the most fun I've had a video in a long time.

[Evan]

Long time.

[Ryan]

Did you guys leave Sturgis feeling refreshed?

[Evan]

No.

[Ryan]

Like, I was on my deathbed.

[Evan]

No, absolutely not. I. The. Looking at the dash, though, it said seven hours till home or getting home at 8pm and it was like 11 in the morning. I was like, oh, my God, it.

[Ben]

Would have been different if we weren't there. Filming a video, like, filming a video is just so, like, mentally taxing that.

[Cody]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Evan]

God, it feels good doing something.

[Ben]

Feels so good.

[Evan]

Feels so good doing something.

[Ben]

That's every Very productive.

[Evan]

Everybody's asked me, how is Sturges? Or, like, how is Sturges going? I go up, just burning the candle at both ends, but having a great time. Dude, someone would probably feel longer if we didn't black out.

[Ben]

Hey, you guys don't remember half of summer?

[Evan]

No. I was a good boy this year.

[Cody]

Were you?

[Ben]

I feel like you're off the handle, Ryan.

[Cody]

Yeah. What do you mean?

[Ben]

Dude, more than ever. Really?

[Evan]

Yeah. But I also. I've been locking in. I've been locking in during.

[Cody]

What were you, like, last year? Dude, you were. Yeah, I'd say you're. Everything about you is just ramping like this.

[Evan]

That's good. Everything up. Yeah, we're headed up.

[Ben]

It's all uphill.

[Cody]

Ryan, you started the podcast with. This is my 11th day drinking.

[Ryan]

Drinking at noon is 11 days. A lot of days in a row to.

[Evan]

Yes, Ryan.

[Ben]

That's actually why. Why you're here today, Ryan.

[Evan]

Oh, perk. This is my intervention.

[Ben]

Yeah, this is your intervention publicly broadcast. We're not actually here to ask you about your drinking adventures. We're here to ask you where our money is.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah. It's being well invested into making new experiences.

[Cody]

Oh, okay.

[Ben]

I think people were actually pretty concerned that Ryan was taking all of our money after last week's podcast. I just want you guys to know it's true.

[Cody]

Yes. I still have not seen a single dollar. It was pretty.

[Ben]

It was pretty good. I think he watched that and was like, oh, I'm kind of being exposed here.

[Evan]

Yeah. I was sitting there on my trip watching it, editing. I go, this probably doesn't look very good, but I Probably better.

[Ben]

It's gonna look worse if I cut it.

[Evan]

Yeah. It doesn't actually come into my account. It goes into the community account. We just don't see much money from it. We're reinvesting. Dude, look at all the new advancements.

[Ben]

Look at him. Look, he's just backtracking right now.

[Evan]

Look at all the new things we have here.

[Cody]

At least we got rid of that shitty fire tv.

[Evan]

I sold it. I was kind of stoked to see that Minnesota actually legalized flying cars.

[Ryan]

You see that? Like, off a jump.

[Evan]

Go to Duluth. Evans. Like, perfect, dude.

[Ryan]

Dude, I have. Every time I watch. Is. That's in San Diego, where the big jump is. Yeah. Duluth, I think, is just a mini version of San Diego. And there are definitely spots we could jump. Ken's Tesla.

[Cody]

Oh, the.

[Ben]

The hill spot. Oh, yeah, the hill.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, that's in la. Okay, my bad, my bad. But yeah. Wherever the legendary. That one jump is, there are, like, those spots in Duluth really so steep.

[Ben]

And you really haven't seen.

[Cody]

Why do you want to do it with Ken's Tesla?

[Ryan]

Because that's like, the most legendary.

[Ken]

Was that.

[Cody]

Did you see.

[Ken]

Did you watch the video on the. When that car landed?

[Ryan]

Yeah. It hit a couple other cars.

[Ken]

A couple other cars, couple trees.

[Ben]

Whatever ended up happening with that.

[Evan]

Did that.

[Ken]

I think they, like, locked that place down.

[Evan]

No, no, I still see people.

[Ryan]

They're still filming.

[Cody]

It's just a street, dude. That's been going on there for years.

[Ken]

I think they, like, narrowed it. They.

[Evan]

They.

[Ken]

They changed the design of that because it's.

[Cody]

They really do need to just make it. Not a lip.

[Ryan]

I saw some dude just get ruined the other day. He got towed in behind a dirt bike with rollerblade.

[Cody]

I saw that. Funny. Wait at that jump spot.

[Ben]

Yeah. Oh, I gotta see this.

[Evan]

Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can look it up. I mean, what do you.

[Ryan]

I think he might have added a little kicker to it.

[Ben]

Yeah, he did more, but I'm pretty.

[Ryan]

Sure he went straight to his hinder. Yeah, that does kind of suck. When you come across an Instagram reel and now you're like, it's. You'll never find it.

[Ben]

Gotta save it.

[Evan]

Having a bit of a tough time. I'm gonna put it in the comments. A lot of rollerbladers in San Diego. Fruit booters. Can you still call rollerbladers fruit booters?

[Ben]

I would say, like, maybe a couple years ago, that wasn't okay, but now it's like. It's like, nobody wants to see you rollerblading, bro.

[Ryan]

I mean, I'm hyped on it. If it's like, the dude that this.

[Ben]

Bro, of course he is. He goes the opposite way.

[Cody]

Whatever way you go out, fail. Yeah.

[Ben]

Now he's saying they don't know.

[Cody]

I think rollerblading is pretty cool. They've been talking crap on forever.

[Ryan]

They've made, like, scooters freaking cool. Now if you go to the skate park, I don't care if you're on a BMX bike, a skateboard, rollerblades, or a scooter.

[Ben]

If you're out there, is riding a scooter cool?

[Ryan]

Not really. But if you're out there getting. And that's the same as rollerblades, but if you're out there getting after it, I support it, is what I'm saying. They could be sitting in the house playing freaking video games, but if they're at the skate park killing it.

[Ken]

As a guy who doesn't go to the skate park, doesn't have a skateboard, rollerblades, a scooter. I just look at it as the totem pole is rollerblading at the bottom, scootering is a little above that. And then it's like BMX and skateboards.

[Ryan]

No, that's an accurate totem pole.

[Evan]

I love how Ken prefaced that.

[Ken]

He said.

[Evan]

He basically said, I know nothing about this subject, but this is what I think.

[Ben]

He just didn't want to be questioned farther.

[Evan]

I mean, I agree. I think that was probably a pretty. Pretty accurate.

[Ryan]

Super accurate.

[Ben]

I think that was very accurate, Ken. I. I just find it funny that Evan's now defending the scooter, this. The fruit booters.

[Ryan]

I'm just saying, at least they're out there doing something.

[Ben]

That's what I would say. That's something I would say. And you would respond with, fuck, no.

[Cody]

That's the most.

[Ben]

You're better off sitting on your couch than riding fruit booters.

[Ken]

You're better just standing there watching.

[Ryan]

I own a pair of rollerblades, Ben.

[Evan]

Really?

[Ken]

When have you used them?

[Evan]

Honestly?

[Ryan]

Middle school.

[Ben]

Do they have the grind bar in the middle?

[Ryan]

They're a frame, so they only run two wheels. The whole middle is made for grinding their shadows. I don't even know if that company.

[Ken]

Sorry, I did. I did miss the soap shoes in my. My totem pole, but.

[Ben]

He'S.

[Cody]

Where.

[Ben]

Where do heelys and soap shoes rank?

[Ryan]

They're cross breeding in the middle there.

[Ben]

Yeah, it's kind of like a gray area.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Any luck? Right?

[Evan]

No, I can't find it.

[Ben]

Dude, Instagram needs to have like a search menu.

[Evan]

They do, but not. It's not very good. It's got to get better. Thank God. You can ask Meta AI something, though.

[Cody]

I don't know what any of that is.

[Ryan]

Yesterday when CJ is trying to. C.J. and Dalton are trying to get the trailer hooked up and CJ's got his head behind the truck. Dalton's hollering. All of a sudden it's like Siri's talking to Dalton through the radio.

[Evan]

And.

[Ryan]

Then Dalton's yelling at the radio and then CJ's response. I'm sorry, there's no context to that, but God, it was funny.

[Cody]

I didn't even know I did that.

[Ryan]

The Meta AI thing made me think of it. No, like, you were good. You're just putting the trailer on. But yeah, your truck started talking back to Dalton. He didn't like it.

[Evan]

I feel like we did skip over, dude. Minnesota legalized flying cars.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Explain that. Actually, I'm sorry, We got carried away with jumps.

[Evan]

It's called the Jetsons Law. Like, they literally passed a law called the Jetsons Law that legalizes flying vehicles on the roads.

[Ryan]

But is there such a thing as a flying vehicle? Because as we know, a hovercraft really isn't flying. Flying.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So what does it mean?

[Evan]

It's his car and, like, the wings fold up on it. It.

[Ken]

There are so many other things our state legislature can be working on, and.

[Ben]

That'S what I'm saying, dude.

[Ken]

They were able to pass.

[Evan]

That's what I'm saying, dude. Like, the whole board looked at it like, that's not even. Yeah, sure. Electric or flying cars. Let's do it.

[Ken]

That's not even a commercially available product.

[Ryan]

It makes no sense. But they have one. There is a thing out there that is a legitimate flying.

[Evan]

Yeah. Flying car. Yeah. I can't remember what it's called. They're building them in the UK and they like their promo video. It's like a. It's like a prototype.

[Ryan]

Right.

[Evan]

And they had some, like, legendary UK jet fighter. Probably not as good as any American jet fighter, but anyway, he is flying it and it looked like it was like flying around like this like crazy. And he's like a literal jet pilot.

[Ryan]

Wasn't showing off. It looked hard to drive.

[Evan]

It looked very hard to drive. And he's a very skilled person. I feel like the type of person who buys a flying cars, like your entry level, homie.

[Ken]

He's like, oh, it's like one of those things where they're trying to make two products that don't mix together work. And you're just getting the worst of all worlds. And it's just keep them separate.

[Ben]

Yeah, but the day that there's a flying car is the day that the future is here.

[Evan]

Yeah, you're right.

[Ben]

Like, if you were to think what is the future look like? You think about flying cars, how much.

[Ryan]

Money you'd save on tires.

[Ben]

It's a good point.

[Evan]

Damn. I've never even thought about that.

[Ryan]

It's got to burn like, five times the fuel. But that's probably why.

[Evan]

Honestly, there isn't. Big Tire has been pushing it down, keeping us on the ground.

[Ben]

Yeah, I bet. I bet. Big Tires.

[Ryan]

It's the Michelin tire man in there lobbying against it.

[Ken]

Marshmallow man.

[Evan]

Well, yeah, boys, Good time. Glad we're all here. Glad to be home. Get back to work. We'll do some things. Sturgis video probably not this week, but next week. It's worth looking for.

[Ben]

2 I'd say stay tuned.

[Ken]

It's gonna be long.

[Ryan]

Keep cranking your hogs.

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