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Mike
It was actually the best wedding I've ever been to.
Sydney
The best day ever.
Gavin
And I also want to apologize right now.
Sydney
It's okay.
Ryan
I know you had to make it about you.
Dalton
It was. I got a bone to pick with you guys.
Mike
He was on a dirt bike, naked, chasing you.
Gavin
No, that part was fine. Like, I enjoyed that part.
Mike
So the real hard hitting question is, when are you guys going to have kids? Now.
Gavin
Sydney's like, I'm pregnant.
Sydney
Honestly, I don't think we can answer that question.
Mike
You ready?
Gavin
Shred aids. Yeah.
Ken
What's wrong over there?
Gavin
Nothing.
Ken
No, something's wrong.
Spencer
You look stressed, bud.
Sydney
No.
Gavin
Oh, yeah. I just bought the plane ticket for me when I was supposed to someone else.
Mike
Classic.
Gavin
One sec, let me just find this.
Mike
Still drunk from last night.
Gavin
Where are my points at? You know what I'm saying?
Ken
Yeah, but I don't know if you should be buying plane tickets right now.
Gavin
I need to find an assistant for this crap.
Nikki
Ken is definitely the flight guy.
Spencer
No, dude, you're supposed to just tell Ken, book me a flight.
Gavin
Ken, book me a flight.
Mike
Well, you got it.
Ben
Sounds like you already booked one.
Gavin
Oh, my God.
Nikki
This is actually happening right now.
Gavin
It's happening right now. What do you mean? What did you do? Put in the wrong phone number?
Ken
How many flights do you think you've been on this year?
Gavin
Dude, I think I'm well above 69. I think I'm at like. I think I'm at like 100 right now.
Ken
You're on 100 flights this year?
Gavin
Probably right around 100 flights.
Mike
I probably believe that, honestly.
Gavin
Yeah, like. Like it's been insane.
Ken
Yeah. No one travels more than shred aids.
Gavin
So many freaking flights. And especially at the beginning of the year, it was pretty scary. There's a lot of stigma around planes crashing and like that. Thankfully, I haven't gone down.
Mike
It's the most dangerous thing. He's doing it.
Gavin
G could eat that Survivor. That's what's going through my head is I'm like, how am I going to roll? Where am I going to put my head?
Ken
I do think I can build all the you doing. You're worried about flying now?
Nikki
The black box would be disintegrated and Gavin just stroll out of there, wipe the dust off.
Ken
Dude, no one has had a crazier seven days than Shreddies.
Gavin
It's actually not been okay.
Ben
I don't know how you're still walking.
Gavin
I definitely shouldn't be just tuck and roll, dude.
Ken
You are built like a cinder block.
Gavin
I'm so freaking Lucky you guys, like, seriously lucky for my build. And just stay in the G. I mean, that's all I gotta say.
Ken
Dude, you are seriously, like, meant to be doing what you're doing right now. And your build is perfect for it, 100%.
Gavin
Thank you for that. I really appreciate it, actually.
Ken
And I feel better compliment you can give Gavin. You telling him his build is perfect for what? What he does.
Nikki
He said he's built like a cinder block, but I would argue if you took a standard cinder block and threw it off that loading dock, it would break.
Gavin
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah.
Ken
You're stronger than a cinder block.
Mike
My favorite part, though is after the fall, he just stands up.
Gavin
I should not be okay right now.
Mike
I should not be okay right now. But I'm fine.
Gavin
I'm fine. How am I fine?
Spencer
The.
Gavin
I seriously couldn't believe it, bro. I mean, the second I saw my head going for that wall, I was like, oh, it's. It's going to be a good one. And I never even got knocked out.
Mike
You're not even wearing a real helmet. You're not even wearing a real helmet in half.
Spencer
You're supposed to throw away a helmet after you take one fall.
Gavin
That one's out of hear. Oh, maybe even more. I mean, seriously, I don't think there's a helmet that has ever seen more crashes than that one. Like, at least. No. Real.
Ken
No, I would actually stand by that.
Gavin
Like, pretty crazy.
Ken
Yeah. You guys will see it in this Thursday's video. But Gavin had four of the gnarliest crashes within a four hour span.
Gavin
It was just boom after boom after boom. I woke up, thought it was going to be a casual morning. Next thing you know, the second they took me to the first place, I knew it was going to be a good crash. The merch barn. I figured there wasn't going to be a crash. I should have been okay walking away from the merch barn. And then when we got back to the main shop, seriously, we just hit launch mode, had a nice little launch, and you guys iced me for two hours wondering what we're gonna do. And yeah, we did it. Hey, but I do want to put this out there. You guys didn't make me do anything. Like, it's the perfect amount of peer pressure and it was me wanting to do it 100. Like, we actually didn't want it to.
Mike
Do the rail again. We were worried about that.
Ken
Yeah, you weren't supposed to do it.
Gavin
I know.
Ken
You flipped the script as soon as Deja showed up.
Gavin
She shouldn't have showed up. That was. Yeah. 100, the turning point for me. I mean, I was like, oh, crap. Like, things just got really real. That's one day she showed up, was like, okay, I gotta hit it now. And, you know, Evan and I walked behind the barn, and he's like, dude, like, you got it. If anybody's got it. You've been practicing your whole life for this. Like, you just can't go up there and not commit. And once he said it, like, it was kind of just a man to man talk. I was like, all right, Ev, if you believe in me, you know, I believe in myself. And I really wanted that same feeling that I got when I went over the first rail. Yeah.
Ken
So you were telling me this last night. That was the. You're chasing that high.
Gavin
Oh, my God. Seriously, one of the best highs I've ever had. Like, absolutely unreal how good that felt. It felt so good. Seriously, right before I hit it, I just wanted that feeling of landing it, greasing it right off the. Yeah, right off the landing and. But I came in fully pinned. I committed all the way. I don't think there's anything else I could have done. I think I was just a lack of skill at that point.
Mike
You were honestly set up for failure. You broke the landing ramp. The landing ramp snapped in half. It folded.
Nikki
I know.
Gavin
What's that about?
Mike
Like, even if he would have done it perfectly, he would have ate. The landing ramp was not built well enough for your weight.
Gavin
No, not even close. What?
Nikki
He landed on, like, the whole edge of the building for like 100ft. It's, like, clean. It's just pretty standard. And where 5ft, where he crashes is a pile of split L firewood, a boulder the size of a.
Gavin
And I saw it right as I was coming down. I was like, all right, I'm not landing on anything soft right here.
Mike
And then Gavin, he's standing at the top of the ramp. He looks at me, dude, I should not be okay right now. Like, seriously, what the. Like, most people will be going to the hospital right now, but I'm sitting.
Gavin
Here having a Tony fine. I'm just fine. Like, how. How the is this possible?
Mike
Like, he was more mind blown that he was okay. He's like, I don't know. I don't know. Like, there's something about it.
Nikki
I mean, we've seen Gavin eat so many falls, and I would say 90% of them pretty much immediately, you know, he's okay. But my angle when he disappeared for that split second, and I saw the angle of how the three wheeler was coming down on him. I went, this is the one. He's finally jammed up. And it took me about one second to run around to the other side, see what's going on, and he's already up hollering like, oh, thank God. Then I was able to laugh when.
Ken
He crashed jumping out of the loading ramp at the merch barn. That one, I just saw him go ass over tea kettle, right? I was like, there's no way that he's good after this. And just he gets up good.
Evan
What the.
Gavin
What the. That one was so bad. I had a feeling I was gonna do it too, man. I just didn't want to say anything to you guys.
Mike
This gap, and you managed to wedge the tire.
Ken
It was this big.
Gavin
I know.
Ken
It was this big of a gap.
Gavin
I shouldn't have had any gap, though. Dude. I was gonna tell you guys, I don't want any gap. And I was looking at the landing. It was such a steep landing. It was either trying, come in nose heavy, put the front end down, or I thought I was just gonna go straight to my back. So I'm kind of glad I did what I did.
Ken
You could have gone.
Gavin
100. Dude, it was so steep. There's no way. I did not have the skill to.
Spencer
Land Dr. David did. He literally just like, he popped up.
Gavin
A. Yeah, of course he did. I didn't. I am not skillful in that type of way whatsoever. 100. I can go and send a freaking table.
Mike
Yeah, you.
Ken
You don't have much touch, do you?
Gavin
Small jumps. 100. No touch at all. Like, pit bikes. That's why I'm horrible on pit bikes.
Mike
I think what was the funniest part, though, is we set you up for success. You had by far the faster rig.
Gavin
Correct.
Mike
Like, that event was all set up for you to win. And then you crash, obviously, the first time. But then David finished probably 30 seconds ahead of you. And all of us were just sitting like this, like. Oh, and then this is just like a little easy finish line thing. And then you. You just hit the grand finale off the finish line. You crash on the finish line.
Gavin
Dude, we should have stopped filming after that one.
Ben
Like, you.
Gavin
You.
Nikki
It was like the equivalent. Do you see the guy that, like, you have the fully set table and you rip the tablecloth out from underneath it? That was you and the three wheeler.
Gavin
Just come on it one second, Next second, she's gone.
Nikki
No, you were gone.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ken
The three wheeler did not move.
Gavin
Yeah. Sir Isaac Newton was incorrect. Yeah, he was right, man. An Object in motion definitely stays in motion.
Mike
He's finally starting to learn physics the hard way.
Gavin
Gosh, Dan, I'm pretty sure that's like the second law right there.
Nikki
That's the first one.
Gavin
Oh. First one I pay attention to doesn't.
Nikki
Because seriously involved three wheelers.
Gavin
That's like the biggest part of crashing, man. If you get stuck up right away, that's when you get hurt. But if you can keep your momentum rolling, then you're going to be fine.
Spencer
So that's why the building was making you nervous.
Gavin
I hated it. I knew there was just no move in that building, like, no matter how.
Nikki
Hard I hit, dented the building.
Gavin
I know. I wish I would have printed it better, man. If I would have had a better helmet, I probably would have gone through it.
Nikki
You should put a little sharpie on there just as Gavin was here.
Mike
We're going to put that helmet in a glass case and retire it. Gav, I think it's time, dude.
Gavin
I think that proper helmet, probably that helmet should just retire with me, though. I think I just got to keep wearing it, man.
Nikki
Dude, it's like changing the oil on one of our builds and then it breaks afterwards. I don't know.
Gavin
Just don't touch it.
Nikki
It's a little bad juju.
Spencer
I do agree.
Nikki
You should have a new helmet. I just. There's something about that. About it.
Spencer
It has. It has worked so far. So work, you know, great.
Gavin
I mean, as you guys have seen the video, I'm stoked about how much that helmet. Yeah, it saved my butt three times that day. Four. Well, I actually hit my head three times, though.
Nikki
The helmet was just for looks on the other one.
Sydney
Which one?
Gavin
Sk. Sk Park. I hit my head the. The second fall. So the first one coming in the merch bay, I didn't hit where you.
Nikki
Ran into David wide open and then.
Gavin
No, don't. Spenny even said it was kind of dirty what David did on that one.
Nikki
It's not dirty.
Gavin
It was a little bit dirty. What are you talking about?
Nikki
You ran into him.
Gavin
He cut me off. He knew I was trying to come around and he proceeded to. No, there was a nice little.
Ken
You just didn't know how wide you were. You don't know how wide you are.
Gavin
Seriously, on a three wheeler in general anywhere? 100%.
Mike
Yeah.
Gavin
A bull in a china shop. Yeah, that's it.
Ken
You don't actually know how wide you are. You bump into every.
Nikki
Ryan had to tell the guy at Zorbas the other day, hey, if this guy's bugging you.
Gavin
Like, 15 times too.
Spencer
And he's, you know, telling a story, bumping into the guy behind just a.
Gavin
Bowl in a china shop. I've always been that way, too, man.
Mike
Really?
Gavin
Like, even playing soccer, nobody wanted to be around me.
Mike
Soccer?
Gavin
Oh, hell, yeah. Oh, wow.
Evan
Yeah.
Nikki
I thought you were. When you talk about playing football all this time, I thought completely.
Spencer
No, no, no.
Gavin
Soccer was my main Sport up until 8th grade. My dad didn't let me play, and then I finally got too many red cards, too many yellow cards. They're like, dude, this kid cannot play soccer anymore. He's got to go play football. And I went and played football. Had no clue what I was doing, but still wouldn't make noise. But, yeah, dude, I would just go on the soccer field and run kids over.
Ken
I believe that.
Gavin
Yeah. I was this hell of a soccer player at one point, though.
Ken
That is crazy. So we're just finding this out?
Nikki
And you weren't even a goalie.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ken
You seem more of a.
Gavin
Of a.
Ken
Of a tender.
Gavin
I was a stopper.
Mike
The newlywed couple.
Spencer
What's up, brother?
Sydney
Dude, I've been waiting so long to say this. My wife.
Spencer
What's up, Sid?
Mike
All right, let's go. A little backstory for the listener. Mike and Sydney got married last night. We had their wedding yesterday. I mean, I feel bad saying this for the other people's weddings that I've been to, but it was actually the best wedding I've ever been to. Thank you.
Gavin
It was.
Mike
There was so much stuff that happened at the wedding.
Spencer
That's for damn sure.
Mike
There was so much stuff, and it was just. It was just a great time. It just really was from Gavin stealing Ken's Continental with Evan doing donuts right before the best man speech, dusting out everyone eating, you know, your hot dog stand.
Spencer
How much money did you make last night on the hot dog stand?
Sydney
Quite a bit, actually. Like, 300 bucks. Yeah, and I didn't even work it. Your uncle just came over there and shoved a bunch of money in my pocket.
Spencer
That's the best.
Mike
Another profitable night, huh?
Sydney
Yeah, it was good.
Spencer
That was actually one of my favorite parts, because sometimes the dance can get long, and, like, you dance for a little bit, and then you're like, all right, now we're rolling in the hot dog cart, and then we dance for a little bit, and then there's fireworks outside, and it's like something. Always something going on.
Ryan
And we didn't even run out of hot dogs, actually stayed on the dogs.
Gavin
Heck, yeah.
Ryan
Even had a few Extra. Probably have that for lunch today.
Sydney
I was, like, expecting to have leftovers because, like, no one likes hot dogs as much as me. So, like, you figured I probably went overkill. I'll just eat them, right? But yeah, you know, like, everyone says that the day goes super fast, which obviously it did. But no, like, I felt like it was jam packed. Like, it felt like a full day from start to finish.
Mike
11Am to 12pm yeah.
Ryan
Yeah, I don't think we stopped at 12pm 12am Sorry.
Spencer
Yeah. 11am to 12am before the wedding, I asked Mike, like, the night before. I was like, dude, are you nervous? Anything like that? And he goes, yeah, I'm honestly just worried that the day is going to go too fast. Was his only worry before the whole day, before all the stress of everything. He's like, yeah, I just want to enjoy the whole thing. And I was like, damn, it.
Ryan
Kind of did, honestly. I mean, I. Yeah, I want to do it over and over again.
Sydney
Yeah.
Ryan
So I would say I, like, lost my voice, so that's another thing.
Sydney
But you guys all look so hungover.
Ryan
Dude, everyone's pretty quiet in sunglasses.
Sydney
I know you guys aren't supposed to be talking right now, but, like, half the crew has their sunglasses on.
Mike
I didn't even drink. And honestly, at the end of the night, I was clapped. Like, I was like, holy, it's been a long day. Like, out in the heat and doing so much stuff. We were just. Yeah, it was jam packed.
Sydney
There was some sunburn that happened. That was unknown. Megan Jackson's wife.
Mike
I saw that.
Gavin
Holy.
Sydney
She got burnt.
Gavin
You guys both killed the great speeches. You guys both did a really good job with your wedding, Gav.
Sydney
Yeah.
Gavin
And I also want to apologize right now.
Mike
Hey.
Ken
Yeah.
Sydney
Look her in the eyes. Do it.
Gavin
I am very sorry. You know, we were just hanging out, a couple Tonys and.
Sydney
It's okay.
Ryan
I know you had to make it about you.
Gavin
No, no, no. I was not trying to make it about me. It just kind of ended up with the keys in my hands and in the ignition. Was it cool at least? Did it look cool?
Sydney
No, that's actually the worst part is that it didn't. It didn't look cool because it was, you know, just.
Mike
What was the stigma for the listener?
Gavin
What were you saying? You were just sitting in your chair, right? I'm so sorry, but I do want to.
Ryan
Oh, yeah, well, we were all getting ready for speeches, so we're trying to get everyone to be in their seats. Yeah, the DJ was like, make sure everyone's in their seats. All of a sudden, literally all the black tuxes running over there.
Spencer
Yeah, literally. The MC goes, all right, we're just waiting for the bridal party to sit back down. And then you see Gavin doing donuts 25ft from the tent. Like, we see donuts literally every day. Of course, at least once a week, someone's doing a donut around here. Dude, I doubt some of our family has seen someone do a donut since Uncle Timmy got drunk 25 years ago. You know, like, people were nervous. They thought you were gonna hit him. You slid into the.
Gavin
They nervous, you think? I guarantee they were. I was nervous, dude. I just didn't want to hit a tree or.
Mike
I thought you guys put it into the trees at one point, from the angle I was sitting, you backed it up extremely close. Yeah. So, I mean, for context, we were just sitting down, and Evan and Gavin and other Gavin and Jeff and D Ever Spenny. They're all over there. And I knew that Evan and Gavin were pretty liquored up from the moment I saw them. They had already put in a pretty solid shift for the last three, four days. So they pulled up rolling.
Gavin
Oh, man. We just came off the mozzarella sticks.
Mike
And, yeah, you guys were at Zorbas, So they pull up. We immediately ripped the sleeves off Gavin because he looked weird having sleeves on in his. In his tuck. So we ripped those off.
Spencer
What did you think about that thing.
Ryan
I noticed at the ceremony? I'm, like, looking around at everywhere, and I see Gavin.
Mike
I'm like, did you like it?
Gavin
It was appropriate, so.
Sydney
No.
Ken
I think she'd be lying if she.
Sydney
Said she liked it.
Ryan
I mean, it wasn't, like, bad. There's a batch if you want them. They're still in the car. We can definitely sew them back on.
Gavin
But I don't even have the shirt completely gone.
Mike
There's nothing. It's ripped. His smithereens ripped to smithering.
Ryan
It was okay. I just was so surprised at how, like, rough it was.
Mike
It was a hand. It was a hand job. Like, I mean, we just ripped it. We just ripped it. Like, we didn't use a scissors. Nothing. Just.
Ryan
Yeah, that's. That showed. But that. That was all right.
Mike
That's what he prefers, though. And at my wedding, I would hope that you would show up like that.
Ryan
Be yourself.
Mike
Yeah. Like, that's just so on brand, and. And Evan being just a little bit on, like, the fence of not knowing where he's at. I like that, you know?
Sydney
What do you mean? Not knowing where he's at.
Mike
He was just on one.
Sydney
Oh, he's just looking around.
Mike
Yeah.
Sydney
Where am I?
Spencer
The first thing I noticed at the ceremony was Kevin had a booger hanging.
Gavin
Did you not tell me?
Spencer
Yeah, no, I did. I looked at you and I went like this. And then I did it. I got it. You got it?
Gavin
Gosh damn it, dude. Me and this booger.
Mike
So anyways, how this continental thing started is I was sitting there, you know, we're last sit down, and I hear people throwing up bets. Like, I knew they were trying to get Gavin to do something, and people were putting money up. I didn't know quite what. And then the next thing I see is Gavin and Evan sneaking off, hopping in Ken's Continental, which you guys rolled in on, which looked perfect.
Spencer
It was so. So that's why.
Mike
So Ken's Continental sitting there just like a. Like a nice showpiece almost in the wedding. Like, it's almost. I'd say it's decoration at this point, you know, it's very much a part of it looking awesome. It's got. Just married on the back, a bow. And next thing I know is I see Gavin and Evan sitting in there, and they're about to, like, start it up. And I think us that we're like, no, no, no. Someone stop him. Someone stop them. I don't know who ran over, but someone stopped you guys.
Spencer
Bend it.
Mike
Oh, bend it.
Sydney
That was the first time you put a stop.
Mike
You put a stop to it. Then, you know, I don't know. Probably an hour goes by. We ate, and everyone's just about to sit down for these best man speeches. Gavin and Evan, I just see that thing. It was weird because it was so quiet, but, like, I just see it, like, damn near hit the trees, and it starts whipping, whipping donuts, and everyone just turns and looks and it was like. I'd say it was a mixed reaction. I think half the people liked it, half didn't, but it was so on brand. And then I would say 25 didn't know what to think about 25 didn't like it.
Ryan
I didn't hear anyone who liked it, but it was on brand.
Gavin
Okay.
Ryan
But a lot of people were like, hey, did you kill him? Is he still here? Like, yeah, he's. He's still hanging out, for sure.
Nikki
Oh, of course I hit out with the caterers for the whole speeches and everything. I was eating dessert with the caters because I. Well, I had to sit in the middle and I knew that I. People weren't stoked. And I had to leave poor Nikki sitting by herself. And I hid with the vendors, and they were hyped.
Gavin
Dude, that was so cool.
Sydney
Good.
Nikki
That was epic.
Mike
Yeah. Yeah.
Ryan
I didn't know I had to worry about Gav. I put Evan by my aunt and uncle.
Nikki
Oh, she loved it.
Ryan
Oh, yeah?
Spencer
Which one?
Ryan
Trista.
Spencer
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Sydney
Yeah.
Ryan
But yeah, Gav, it not a good look.
Gavin
Bad.
Ryan
It's fine.
Gavin
It's fine.
Ryan
Yeah, it was very on brand and also, like, it's over, so.
Ben
It's funny the car's not fine now, but.
Sydney
Yeah.
Ryan
Yeah, that's what I was wondering.
Mike
I'd say the only real loser here is Ken, because now his car is up.
Ben
I showed up, you know, I parked in the garage in the wedding venue last night, and then I show up this morning. There's a nice good old puddle oil under it.
Gavin
It's fine.
Ben
It's just got a little oil, and then it's. And then it comes back to the shop. It's smoking. There's. Now it was parked in the shop for probably five minutes. And then I looked underneath, took another video, another puddle of oil.
Spencer
Oh, you should get out of the garage. We don't want oil in the garage.
Ben
Well, somebody can.
Mike
That's an outside.
Spencer
Yeah, get it outside. Car.
Ben
First off. First off, it needs to be cleaned.
Gavin
Sorry. I'll clean it. I will.
Mike
There's grass inside it.
Ben
And then. Then it has to go off to get fixed.
Gavin
I pulled it in the garage door, and it was running great. Ran great here. And there was no smoke. Ken already walked by, gave a full little walk around, and then he comes back in again. I see smoke coming up from him. I'll try to waffle around in here.
Mike
I think what really made it a scene, though, is when Ken went to the car. Everyone at this point's watching. And Ken marches to the car with steamrolling out his ears, and for some reason, grabs Evan in the passenger seat.
Gavin
Like, you start.
Mike
He starts Evan out the car.
Ryan
No, Evan had his keys. He was trying to grab the keys from him, and Evan had taken them out.
Mike
I stayed seated. I was like, I don't want to even be involved in this. But it was. Oh, my God.
Gavin
You were not happy with me, right? You came up at me pissed. I wonder why. I did it again. I did it again. Same thing that happened on the jet skis, man. You can't.
Spencer
Here's the deal. You with controls is not a good thing.
Gavin
You're right about that.
Spencer
Here's the thing on it, okay, is I know that Sydney and Mike have spent the last year, like, perfecting every detail of, like, their thing, and it was. It's like, it's on brand for us.
Gavin
Yeah.
Spencer
But it was kind of like their moment, not our moment. I was mad that it happened at, like, this time when everybody's, like, waiting. Like, even after the speeches. Still would have been mad, maybe a smidge less.
Gavin
I know, but 100. It would have been a lot better after the speeches. Terrible timing. I don't know who gave me the keys right then, but.
Spencer
But I still think timing. Regardless. It was just, like, something I was just not stoked about. And I don't fully blame you. And Evan apologized so much that I had to tell you to shut up because I was sick of hearing you say sorry. But I do want to mention the instigators of the scenario. They both look confused. Like, they weren't, like, giving them money.
Mike
Not throw in on the. I did not throw any money either.
Sydney
They did it.
Ben
You guys are saying, oh, this will be so funny. And then they start doing. It's like, oh, why did we let him do that?
Spencer
Yeah. Then they're like, oh, so I do want to say I don't want us to go, but it was funny. Oh, but look, everybody's smiling. Like, it's Mike and Sydney's decision to decide if they're, like, happy with their one, and they can. Yeah. Mike has been pretty quiet on it.
Nikki
Pretty.
Sydney
Pretty in the middle on it. Like, I don't.
Spencer
Mike's like, I'm not.
Sydney
And I. Basically, Ryan said it was definitely not okay at that time. It wouldn't have been okay later, but it was, like, still pretty funny.
Mike
There's something legendary about it. Like, yes, it was. It was not ideal in the moment, but when you look back, you're like, yeah. You remember when Evan and Gavin took the Continental and did donuts and. And we were all mad at him, but now we look back, it was pretty funny, and I was just glad.
Sydney
At how underpowered it was. You guys literally had it screaming at, like, 2500.
Mike
Like, it was whipping.
Spencer
It actually does pretty good donuts. Ken. You said it wouldn't, and it did.
Gavin
Oh, I swung it.
Dalton
Yeah.
Ben
And you also ruined the motor now, because now it's got to get probably fine.
Gavin
It's tweaking.
Mike
Oil is not ruined.
Sydney
What? Full rebuild after this.
Ben
I mean, they're gonna have to tear it apart.
Gavin
I'm assuming it's just one gasket. I'll go fix it later.
Ben
No, you're not touching.
Gavin
I got A can of sea foam in the back of the truck, bro.
Spencer
That car made it since. How old is it?
Ben
60 years old.
Spencer
It's 60 years old, and you drove it for 16 seconds and you blew it up.
Gavin
Sorry about that one, Ken.
Mike
We'll figure it out.
Gavin
12 would be sick in there.
Ben
No, no. Absolutely not.
Gavin
Probably should. No, but seriously, guys, I did not want to try and make it be about me. I was just trying to elevate the situation a little bit, you know, get some more people smiling.
Sydney
Benny showed me a video of you during the ceremony. Just.
Gavin
Oh, no, it was beautiful. It was. Everything was beautiful. I did have. Of course, I teared up.
Sydney
So many people came up to me and were like, bro, I didn't expect to cry today, but I did. A lot.
Spencer
Your vows were poetic, brother.
Ryan
Yeah, you killed it. You really did.
Sydney
Did you shed any tears?
Ryan
Not a single one.
Spencer
Honestly, I think. I think you guys were too happy to, like, yeah, there is such thing as happy tears. But, like, that's how I felt. Like, I was actually just, like, so happy. It. I wasn't that emotional about it.
Gavin
You okay?
Spencer
I cried a little.
Ryan
Okay.
Sydney
A little.
Ryan
You got a little.
Gavin
Yeah.
Evan
We're not.
Ryan
We're not big criers. I would say you were very emotional.
Sydney
I was. I'm not a big crier at all. Like, you did, like, once a year.
Ryan
You smiled probably a few times during the ceremony, but you were just like, oh, yeah, you were.
Spencer
If I'd seen my cry, I probably would have cried. If I'd seen the other guys crying, then, I would. But I was in the front, and I kind of, like, turned around and look at Jake, and Jake's standing there like this, and I was like, oh, I guess everybody else is an emotion. I don't want to sob up here like an idiot. But then I. I learned that everybody else was crying.
Ryan
Kind of nice to, like, looking over. Ben's, like, literal eyes are just beat red. Just, like, tears streaming down. That was really cute to look at and just all of you guys smiling. It was. It was sweet.
Sydney
Good. Yes. When he also came up to me and goes, if you ever make me cry like that again, we can't be friends.
Gavin
Oh, that's cute, dude.
Spencer
It was just such a legendary day. I mean, like, all the people there, most of them are here. And the first wedding, there's obviously a lot coming up, but, like, dude, when we get all our friends together and our families together, like, it was just so fun.
Mike
It's gonna be hard to compete with the best.
Spencer
Yeah, I Mean, sure, you guys set the bar real. Not that it's a competition, but you guys, like, just.
Sydney
But it's like. Yeah, I mean, top it or don't. But like, I just wanna. I wanna do that again.
Mike
I don't even know how. Like, I was. Does some pretty awesome. Like, I'm gonna get like a tiger at mine or something. And I'm gonna have to set up, like some kind of ramps and shit for gathering. Like, I want that at my wedding. I want you guys to do. I don't know what you guys are gonna do, but, like, I'll give you, like, some. Like, some props or something to work with, you know?
Sydney
We have the airbags.
Mike
Yeah, we need something. I'll probably have a rail for Gavin.
Gavin
I would be so pissed.
Mike
Flaming rail.
Gavin
A rail over those.
Mike
God damn it. I gotta do this. No one's saying anything. It's just a three wheeler there set up.
Gavin
That'd be so mad.
Mike
Actually, no, we're doing. I don't know what you guys are doing, but you gotta come up with something good.
Gavin
You guys have permission to do whatever the hell you guys want at my wedding. Whatever you want now. Yeah, said Mike. You guys do whatever.
Spencer
Yeah, Now Sid can. Yeah, I can't wait for Sid to show up to Gavin's wedding and do something.
Gavin
Not even.
Ryan
Mike just said I wasn't.
Gavin
No, seriously, anything.
Nikki
Run it.
Ben
Drive a car through a house?
Gavin
Yeah, I'd make it.
Spencer
Well, it's not really fun. If you want us to do it. We'll just make you think all day that we're gonna do something and then.
Gavin
And then do nothing.
Spencer
Yeah.
Gavin
Kind of boring.
Spencer
You got a couple steps to figure out before that.
Gavin
We'll figure it out. Yeah. I need to find a wife.
Mike
So what, things didn't work out with Daisha?
Gavin
Did not work out with Daisha? Sadly, no.
Mike
So the second time around ended better or worse than the first time around? The first time around ended terrible.
Gavin
I'd say this one was a little bit better. You know, we got dinner, hung out for a second.
Ben
You didn't run away this time?
Gavin
I might have ran away at some point, but yeah.
Spencer
Just when. When the bill came out.
Gavin
Yeah, when the bill came out too. She kept. One day. She's a great girl. It just didn't work out. We're on to the next.
Mike
Wasn't meant to be 100. Wasn't definitely.
Gavin
Yep. Still in the dating market, though.
Ryan
We did have two subscribers show up to the wedding.
Spencer
Oh, yeah, we skipped over that.
Mike
Like, that was right before we Were, like, about to go down, and I see these two kids sitting there in flat brim hats and Pip Viper sunglasses wearing, like, some blue jeans, you know, dirty blue jeans. I'm like, is this, like, Ryan's cousins or something? You think they.
Spencer
I honestly, I thought it was. I was like, oh, it might be one of our cousins or one of your family members.
Sydney
Like some workers. You just.
Mike
You don't really dress up a little better than that, but whatever. And, like, they were looking at us kind of how. You know, how subs look at you, but they're playing it cool. And then it turns out they just kind of crashed the wedding. They just pulled up.
Sydney
Yeah. Luckily, they also left before the wedding actually started.
Spencer
But it was apparently my mom, like, recognized. She was like, oh, you don't know. Yeah. And so she was like, hey, sorry. Yeah, they were nice.
Ryan
They were like, okay, check it out.
Sydney
Well, they didn't even, like, come up to us, which was interesting. Kind of like, what up, boys?
Spencer
Yeah, I think they were trying not to, but, yeah. I mean, if you're gonna sneak into a place, you gotta act like you own it. You can't be, like, standing in the parking lot, nervous, you know?
Sydney
That's what I always think.
Spencer
So not advice for anybody else sneaking into anybody else's wedding, but if you do, you gotta act like you are. Like you're. You're meant to be there.
Sydney
People, like, define big weddings differently. Sometimes, like, 350 to me is big, but like, 200, like. Like 200 people, you can look around and know every single person there. So it's like, if they were sitting down, I'd be like, who is that? I mean. Yeah. Trying to sneak into a wedding with, like, 50 people. They stood out even.
Mike
Pretty sure they rode their dirt bikes there.
Ken
That's kind of really.
Spencer
Oh, were they the neighbors?
Ben
Maybe.
Spencer
There's a dirt bike. We did look good in those suits, though.
Sydney
We look dang good.
Gavin
You guys all look beautiful.
Sydney
Filmed a couple silly tiktoks. I got some merch, made some hats. That was a hit. The photo booth was really fun, and Sydney bought a photo booth and customize it. And that was just. I hope you guys all got photos on that.
Mike
Yep, we did.
Sydney
Got some photo strips going. And, dude, it was fun. Sydney got me this watch.
Gavin
Let's go watch that washing.
Spencer
Dang, dude.
Ryan
A tennis bracelet.
Spencer
Dang. You got to get gifts at the wedding, too.
Sydney
Why is it called the tennis bracelet?
Mike
It's just a style, but, yeah, I don't know why they call it tennis.
Spencer
You guys look different. You kind of, like, look married to me now. Like, obviously you are, but, like, looking at you, you look different. Different. Like, I think with the jewelry now, you kind of, like, grew up.
Sydney
Yeah, I got more jewelry on than I ever have.
Ryan
Did you have a fun night?
Spencer
Yeah.
Ryan
Jumping on the dance floor briefly.
Spencer
But, yeah, I actually do remember that because your shoes were clacking.
Nikki
I did have one other incident. I'm not sure if anyone knew, but the pastor said he was going to tackle me before it hurt. Did you hear about this, Mike? So before everything started, when we were over in, like, for your initial ceremony, we all sat down and I thought I was gonna have a silent toot. Wasn't silent, but we. Everyone played it off.
Sydney
Cool.
Nikki
And after the ceremony was done, he came up to me and he was awesome. He, like, high fived me. He's like, bro, if you would have done that again, I was about to tackle your ass.
Sydney
I thought during the ceremony.
Ben
I thought it was for as soon.
Mike
Is it that hard to believe?
Sydney
No, it's not.
Spencer
I thought it was for when. As soon as, like, the Here Comes the Bride music came on, you stuck your hands on mine, cracked a fresh.
Ben
Drink so loud it was almost like you intentionally tried to make that as loud as you possibly could.
Nikki
I missed that. I don't know. I guess I just opened it. Yeah, I apologize for that.
Spencer
No, it's okay. I just looked at you and laughed.
Ryan
I think I was the most worried about your belt. Was the issue there.
Mike
About to give out or what?
Gavin
Yeah.
Mike
I'm glad it held just as normal. Belt, it's just maxed out. Did you have to drill a little slot in there or. No, no.
Nikki
Luckily when I bought it, I went big, so, like, there's plenty of holes. I'm still in the middle of the whole range.
Sydney
Yeah.
Nikki
Yeah.
Spencer
Well, I thought you had to drill an extra hole in it.
Nikki
Fuck no.
Spencer
Oh.
Nikki
Can't drill a hole in a Louis belt.
Spencer
Oh, I had it twisted. We'll let you guys get on with your day, but any. Any final thoughts and notes?
Sydney
I just. I guess I'll just tell you the story behind the tennis bracelet. No. It said it originated from an incident involving a tennis star, Chris ever, during the 1987 U.S. open. She was wearing a diamond bracelet when it broke, and the clasp came undone during a match, causing her to stop and retrieve the scattered diamonds. This event led to the bracelet being playfully referred to as a tennis bracelet.
Spencer
There you go. The more you know.
Sydney
Yeah, well, we're married now. Yeah, we're stoked. I mean, it was literally the best day ever. Which, like, I feel like everyone says, but it really was. It was the most most fun day of my entire life. Hard to top. I just had probably the most fun days of my life at the bachelor party, but the wedding topped it.
Ben
Oh, you guys absolutely killed it with just the whole day.
Sydney
Thank you.
Ben
Yeah, it was really fun to be a part of.
Sydney
It was like so much planning that just all fell into place.
Ryan
We had the best wedding party. It was awesome. Ryan, you killed it. My cousin killed it. Everyone really did.
Spencer
And we love you guys.
Sydney
So good. Love you.
Ryan
We're so excited for everyone else to experience it.
Mike
So the real hard hitting question is, when are you guys gonna have kids now?
Gavin
Good question.
Spencer
Damn, dude, they just got married yesterday.
Gavin
Sydney's like, I'm pregnant.
Spencer
Honestly.
Sydney
Yeah, I don't think we can answer that question. Not. Not because we're keeping it a secret.
Ryan
Just, I mean, I'm 24, you know, so I feel like we still got a few. We can wait a few years. But also, who knows, right?
Mike
Mike's gonna be a grandpa by the time they're born.
Ryan
Yeah.
Mike
Gonna come out. You're not even gonna have a dad, just a grandpa. I'm just kidding.
Ryan
Yeah, we'll see.
Sydney
We have a kid. I'll probably have a full head of gray hair, so I'll maybe come across as a grandpa.
Mike
Johnny Knoxville it and just true. We'll see.
Sydney
We'll see.
Ryan
Never know.
Sydney
No plans on kids right now.
Gavin
Where are you guys going for the honeymoon?
Ryan
We're planning it this weekend or next week.
Sydney
Okay, this is. This will be funny to like Evan and Nikki and probably everyone, but we were, we were talking about either going like east, like Boston or Rhode island or Maine or something, or I've still never been to like the North Shore to Duluth. You know, just like, go see some waterfalls. So I'm talking to my uncle and I'm like, yeah, we're thinking about Duluth. That's where I started. He goes, well, I can tell you one thing about Duluth is that it sucks.
Evan
And I was like, okay, thank you.
Sydney
You know, I was just like, I just told you I was thinking about going there. And then he's like, yep, think of like the worst parts of Fargo. It's like that everywhere. I'm like, okay.
Spencer
He's like, evans running.
Sydney
I wouldn't go there. And then he goes, and Superior, it's like the red headed step sister of Duluth. Even worse, I agree with that.
Nikki
Superior is just like, Duluth's Dirty cousin.
Sydney
Yep.
Nikki
Canal park is beautiful. Check that out. There's some cool rocks and stuff. Few cool golf courses, but you got to go north of Duluth to see all the really cool.
Sydney
Right. And then.
Mike
Yeah.
Nikki
The falls and the lake.
Sydney
What about the waterfalls and that? Oh, that's. That's beautiful. Like, that's where I'd go. We're not going to go downtown Duluth and say, this is. This is it now. This is the best honeymoon ever.
Spencer
But I'm excited to see the video that your wedding photographer and videographer crate because you had, like, a whole team, but also Dalton. Dude.
Sydney
Yeah.
Ken
Holy.
Spencer
During the first dance of YouTube, like, the other filmers were saying, like, trying to get, like, a beautiful cinematic shot of you two, and Dalton was running around in a circle holding a flashlight to get the light on. So because you were like, how can I make a good shot that we'll use in the video? And you're running around in a circle, I go, this is two ends of wedding videography right here.
Sydney
Yeah.
Spencer
You crushed it. That's what I'm saying.
Sydney
Yeah.
Spencer
You crushed it.
Sydney
Had it covered from all angles.
Ryan
It'll be fun to have Dalton filming in our wedding video. You know, like, we got some tick tocks like, that you guys were being made to. We filmed those or, like, whatever. So that will be fun to see, too.
Dalton
I was trying to stay out of their way because, like, I filmed wedding videos. Like, they were filming it, like, trying to be cinematic. That's why this one was so fun, is because, like.
Sydney
Right.
Dalton
Just a wedding, basically. Yeah.
Sydney
It didn't have to be cinematic. Yeah.
Dalton
Yeah. But no, I had to throw some elbows out there.
Spencer
Were they. By the end of the night, I.
Dalton
Could see that she's, like, trying to get a shot, and then I accidentally walk in front of her, and I look back at her mouth. Sorry. And she's like, when the ideas are being said, there is, like, four girls over my shoulder. It was like a huddle, like, on the football field. I'm, like, trying to get the shot, and then they just swarm.
Spencer
You were already in the right spot for it.
Sydney
Oh, yeah.
Dalton
No, it was good. It'll turn out really good.
Sydney
Good.
Spencer
I'm excited to see it.
Sydney
See it.
Dalton
Got some good shots of Gavin tearing up the grass.
Gavin
You did a really good job, dude. You were staying right there with me. You were on the inside loop, man.
Mike
Oh.
Dalton
Because you were going two miles an hour.
Gavin
That's how I knew we were doing something. Rides. When Dalton came running over getting the camera, I was like, all Right. We got it spinning.
Ben
I don't know about doing something right, but you were doing something.
Spencer
Yeah, exactly.
Dalton
I was even apologizing just for being there. I felt guilty just building it because.
Gavin
You were instigating me. If you come over with the camera, no shit. I'm gonna run it. You were already doing it. I'm gonna continue running it.
Mike
Afterwards, it was like, pretty awkward. And Dalton just like, comes up to me, he's like, am I in trouble? And I go. I go, no, you're fine.
Spencer
You'd be in trouble if you didn't film it.
Mike
So I stopped filming. I'm like, like, no, keep filming. Filming this stuff, you know, I think that's what we're here doing.
Gavin
Yeah, dude. Evan's just telling me, stay down, stay down. After you guys started walking away, he's like, we can't get out of the car.
Sydney
Just.
Mike
Yeah. When you guys did that, it's like you guys were on another level than everyone else at the wedding. And then it's like two little kids trying to hide like, you know, like. Like a couple toddlers thinking that they're hiding. It's like. But you still see the top of your heads and they locked the doors.
Ben
Like, it's not a convertible. Yeah, you can just reach in and open it.
Mike
There is a pretty big awkward. Like I. I was like second hand awkward. Like feeling just in the crowd. I was like, well, dude, and think.
Gavin
About how I felt, because everybody knew it was the guy with the freaking cut off my shirt. So the second I started walking back, I'm like, oh, YouTube. Yeah.
Sydney
Yeah. Guys, think about how Gavin felt.
Mike
Yeah.
Evan
Yeah.
Dalton
Wow.
Spencer
I'm sorry, Gavin. We never took how you felt into it.
Gavin
No, we're fine.
Spencer
Was it hard doing those donuts?
Gavin
No, it was so much fun, actually.
Mike
It had have been so embarrassing when everyone was scolding you.
Gavin
That part was very embarrassing. Yeah. Especially because I thought people were actually mad, which I'm sure somewhere.
Dalton
But do you remember dumping that pitcher of water on your head at the table?
Gavin
That was stupid as hell too.
Spencer
Sydney's learning things. She's like, I didn't see all this happen.
Nikki
Thankfully, I told Gavin, I go, gav, you're not looking good. You're overheating. You're running hot right now. You gotta cool down. This ain't gonna be good.
Spencer
Yeah, you were soaked to sat next to them.
Mike
Stupid.
Gavin
Then people really started looking at me where the people at the very end. God, he stared at me for like five minutes.
Mike
You're just a sweaty, wet, hot Mess, dude.
Spencer
Like.
Mike
Like, he's just radiating off you. Like, if I was sitting next to you, like, this far apart, you could feel the heat off your body. You just run so hot.
Gavin
Crazy. Definitely running hot. You got the video.
Nikki
I just watched the clip back of Gavin cooling off. And in the far distance at the end of the table, Alex looks mortified with what is going on.
Gavin
Let's see it.
Ken
Yeah.
Spencer
Can you put it up?
Mike
I think this was pretty mad about the donuts and the water. And apparently you guys were, like, on one because she texted me, like, gavin and Evan are gonna be a liability. I said, when aren't they? And then, like, I didn't know how bad it really was. And then, you know, obviously you guys got in the continental.
Spencer
There was something about those freaking colorful Tony cams everywhere. I was trying to keep them off the head table because I was like, this looks crazy, but just you looked around the entire wedding, and it was just Tony's every. My own uncles were drinking Tony everywhere.
Dalton
Yeah.
Sydney
My cousin who just turned 21, I'm like, how are you liking the Tonys? He goes, ah, there's just one problem. They go down too easy.
Spencer
Really? Yeah. That was actually the only thing that I heard people say. They're like, dude, I've had like six of these. They're so good.
Sydney
That was awesome. Shout out, Tony.
Mike
Did Bubbler sponsor it too?
Sydney
Yeah, Bubbler sent a bunch of drink. We do. We have so much left.
Mike
Yeah. That's awesome.
Sydney
Yeah. We can never have too much drank around the shop here, so. Shout out, Bubblers. Shout out, Tony. Seriously, like, always comes through, we'll let.
Mike
You guys go back to your day.
Sydney
We're gonna go open gifts. Lots of people gave us gifts. That was really nice. Yeah.
Gavin
Was I supposed to get you guys a gift?
Mike
You probably should.
Ken
Did you at least get him a card?
Ryan
Enough, honestly.
Spencer
Did you get him a card?
Mike
You owe them a watch.
Gavin
Both you guys. I'll get you guys.
Ryan
Have you ever been to a wedding before?
Gavin
No. Actually, two weeks ago was my first one. My sister's.
Mike
Okay.
Dalton
Did you.
Nikki
That had to be hard for you.
Gavin
Everybody was telling me how to find a three wheeler.
Sydney
Yeah.
Evan
How did that go?
Spencer
You.
Mike
You.
Sydney
You left my bachelor party, which is totally acceptable to go. And you flew there. Barely made.
Mike
Barely made.
Sydney
Ordered two flights just to make sure.
Gavin
You'D make it Exactly. Just.
Sydney
It went well.
Gavin
Oh, yeah. It was a hell of a day, man. I woke up at 6am, had an hour and a half long boat ride, you know, and then took off at eight Landed in Phoenix, and then Phoenix to Denver, and then how to make it to the wedding by like 3:30 for pictures. It was just brutal. But thankfully had a hell of a time, you know.
Sydney
Did you cry?
Gavin
Yeah, I cried a little bit. It was cute. It was super cute. Yeah. But no. And yeah, same thing. Beautiful wedding. But yours definitely was a lot more fun. Like, there was something about your guys's wedding that just put it up there.
Ryan
Second wedding ever that. I mean, that's pretty good.
Gavin
Yeah.
Spencer
Have you ever been to a wedding?
Sydney
It's not showing.
Gavin
Yeah.
Dalton
I got a bone to pick with you, Gav.
Gavin
Run it. Oh, you're starting this right now?
Spencer
Yeah.
Gavin
Are we bringing this?
Dalton
I think we should finish it, honestly.
Gavin
Finish what? You want to talk about it?
Dalton
I got intel yesterday.
Gavin
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Dalton
You were talking me as I'm trying to film this video.
Gavin
What's up with that? Me and Spenny were together.
Mike
We're just talking.
Dalton
What does that have to do with anything? Why are you talking me?
Gavin
What do you mean, why am I talking to you? I'm not.
Ken
I thought we were good.
Gavin
No, no. Not even talking. I think we're just saying, such a little douche. I love him, but he's such a little douche. Exactly. No, just saying it as it is. I don't think there's anything wrong.
Spencer
I hate to interrupt this really intriguing. Arg. Bye, Sydney and Micah. I hope you guys have a great, great little weekend honeymoon or whatever you guys are doing.
Gavin
See you guys.
Mike
All right.
Gavin
Yeah.
Spencer
Love you guys.
Mike
And Dalton, have some beef to squash. This has been, apparently a long time coming. Last time you were here, Gavin, you left early due to how pissed you were. At Dalton specifically.
Gavin
Well, I did have to go buy my giveaway truck, but I was not happy. I was ready to get out of there at that point.
Mike
Really? That's the first time I think I've ever heard that you were, like, trying to get out of here.
Gavin
No, no, no, no. I had to leave.
Dalton
I.
Gavin
The giveaway truck.
Mike
I was hearing that you just wanted to get out of here. You were like, I'm over this.
Ben
Gav was telling me that, like, he was so pissed off, he just had to get out of there the same day.
Gavin
No, I didn't tell you that. Oh, haha. No, it was the next morning I left.
Ben
I brought you to the airport.
Gavin
Thank you, Ken. But yeah, no, stand by everything I said, but. I'm not trying to be mean in any way, but yeah, that's just.
Dalton
Stand by everything you said.
Gavin
100%. Well, I. There was maybe a couple mean words out there, but for the most part, yeah, 100% standby.
Nikki
It was 45 minutes of mean words.
Gavin
That bad? It's because he couldn't say sorry right away. If he said sorry in the first two minutes, it would have been done. But then he kept bickering back and forth, which is respectable. I mean, you would have just came.
Dalton
Up to me and be like, hey.
Gavin
Like, dude, I should have just came up to you and just given you one just right in the stomach or something. Punch me.
Mike
I heard that you were so pissed that after, like, hours after, when you were walking past Dalton's office to go to your room, you were like, you, Dalton.
Gavin
No.
Mike
That's what you were saying.
Gavin
Definitely not.
Mike
What was he doing?
Gavin
Oh, dude, I don't think I've ever been that pissed.
Mike
Yeah, so you were pissed, bro. Just come clean.
Gavin
I was actually. Oh, yeah, you were fuming. Yes, I was fuming, dude. Yeah, normally.
Mike
So why were you so mad?
Gavin
Because I took my clothes off. It's been a build up of things. For the past year I've known him honestly, but it's always been the same relationship every time. This time, he just finally took it a tad bit too far.
Mike
So what was it? Because he was on a dirt bike, naked, chasing you?
Gavin
No, that part was fine. Like, I enjoyed that part. It was so ridiculous. I thought it was so ridiculous. And, yeah, him and Spenny, they cornered me a couple times. You know, funny stuff. Next thing you know, we're all just watching them. They're hitting the FMX ramp. They're having a great time. And, you know, 10, 20 minutes goes by. Them, them right butt, ass naked, and we're just chilling now. Everything's getting cleaned up. I'm just sitting there on the three wheeler having a good time, you know, probably cracking a Tony. Now we're done riding for the day, and Dalton gets in front of me and I see Evan recording on top of the hill. And he's all revving it up like he's gonna, you know, clutch dump it and just roost me. I was like, ah, There. Just don't do it. Because he'd already pissed me off. He knew I was already mad. But we're chilling and he's still naked. Not okay. And so he's looking up at Evan. I go, dalton, if you do it, I'm actually gonna lose it. And he's red bombing it for about 15 seconds. And I go, dalton, like, actually don't do it. Like, I tried to tell him, like, this is it right here. Like, if you do. I really didn't think he was gonna do it. That's what pissed me off so bad, is the fact that he still did it. And he looked up at Evan, smirked, and just let it go. Just let it rip.
Mike
Evan loved it.
Gavin
Yeah, of course. Of course he loved it. But, yeah, just roosted the out of me. And after that, I lost my cool. And I can really keep my cool. Like, I. I know how to get. I know how to stay calm for the most part. Like, definitely can stay calm. But that one was just a turning point. And I let him have it for 45 minutes.
Dalton
Hey, that is not exactly how it happened. We were all roosting each other and we were having a good time.
Gavin
Who was all roost? You and Spenny were roosting me. I wasn't roosting you guys.
Dalton
And then we were trying to get you to go on the FMX ramp. And you wouldn't do it.
Gavin
Yes.
Dalton
You wouldn't do it.
Nikki
Yeah, spending and Dalton were trying to get you naked.
Gavin
And I'm not running that.
Dalton
We were riding around, whatever. And then, you know, spanning was roosting you too. He honestly roosted you more than I did.
Gavin
Okay, I didn't care about that because the 10 minutes went by. If you guys hit an FMX FMX ramp. We're just chilling, dude. We are chilling.
Dalton
If you watch the video back Spenny roost you even harder after I do you.
Gavin
I wasn't paying attention to that. I was already yelling at you. Exactly.
Mike
It's not okay if you roost him, but it's okay if Spenny does when both.
Gavin
I wouldn't have never gave funny that either. No, I wouldn't.
Nikki
Then you got off so easy because they literally tag teamed you did the exact same thing and you took all the anger out on.
Gavin
No, it was totally.
Nikki
Which I think was a little unfair.
Gavin
He wasn't teasing me, though. It's not like he was.
Nikki
He could have split the difference.
Gavin
He was just running it. If he was gonna run it, he ran it. He was just sitting there teasing me for 20 seconds and giving the don't.
Evan
Do was just funny because I was the one who fully started roosting you too. And then Dalton got it on it. But then I was like. I kind of, like, fizzled out to the side. And then Dalton got back in. And then I came back in at the end and started roosting you. And you just didn't even care that I Was.
Mike
I didn't even know.
Gavin
I don't even remember you freaking roosting.
Evan
He was just locked on to dog.
Nikki
How did you feel when those two guys finally got you cornered up against the limo?
Gavin
I knew it was game over. I hated that dude. Just two naked boys freaking getting me.
Evan
Gav, you didn't. You didn't really think you were going to be able to outrun me and Dalton, did you?
Gavin
I thought there was maybe a chance I was on the 450 and I just end up getting cornered. Why is the limo back there right now?
Mike
Got to put it somewhere. Got to put it somewhere.
Gavin
Terrible placement. Yeah. For you.
Mike
Yeah.
Evan
Gavin thought he could outrun me on a three wheeler. Gavin.
Ken
This is where it goes back to Gavin. You know, you don't know how wide you are.
Gavin
100%.
Ken
You didn't know how wide your base was.
Gavin
Didn't even think about it. Yep. And then got locked in that you're.
Mike
Just strictly at a disadvantage on a three wheeler, quite frankly.
Gavin
100% in every way possible, especially that situation. But, yeah. And then 45 minutes, you know, it's probably not 45, 20 minutes of just giving it to.
Dalton
No, no, no, no. Cuz you yelled at me at the track for probably 30, and the whole neighborhood probably heard it.
Gavin
Yeah, right.
Dalton
By that point, it was.
Nikki
The neighbors took their kids inside.
Ken
Yeah, the neighbors did come over, actually.
Gavin
They did not. No, they just shut up.
Nikki
They said, dirt bike noise is fine, but that Prof. That. That hillbilly was hollering is not okay.
Ken
Yeah, the grandkids were over. It was the fourth of July weekend.
Gavin
I gave it to you.
Mike
How?
Gavin
I mean, I was feeding him the left. Right.
Mike
Every other word was. Was a f word.
Gavin
Oh, 100%. Oh, yeah. Oh, and all of them. Yeah, yeah. No, I gave it to you. Yeah.
Dalton
Yeah.
Gavin
Every single word. I wanted to call you. I called you it.
Nikki
I've always wondered. The funny thing is, is, like, you think that the awkward part would have been the two naked guys on the dirt bike, but the awkward part was Gavin's anger.
Ken
I've never seen you mad.
Nikki
See these two guys just standing there? And then Gavin rolls off.
Ken
Chill, Gav. You're making everyone uncomfortable.
Nikki
We should probably get dressed now.
Gavin
Well, and the worst part is I'm yelling at him on the truck and he's still naked.
Mike
Dude.
Evan
That was like, how are you not more mad about that?
Gavin
That was part of it, dude. That's part of why I lit him up so bad.
Ken
That was the day before one day prior.
Gavin
This guy's PE Peeing in my freaking cowboy boot.
Dalton
You peed in my brand new Stetson.
Gavin
You peed in your Stetson because you.
Dalton
Put it in the toilet.
Gavin
Yeah, but don't be saying I did. I did not put it in the toilet. I'm just trying to hang out. Here's what happened.
Nikki
So wait, you got to start. Why were you and Spenny peeing together? Listen, listen.
Dalton
So me and Spinny were having a combo. Spenny was actually going to take a shower, but we were just talking, and then I go to take a Listen.
Mike
You're gonna shower together?
Dalton
No, no, no, no. I was just going to the bathroom real quick. I was talking to Spencer, and then Gavin. The door is, like, not locked, but it's shut all the way. And Gavin's, like, trying to get the door. It's like he doesn't know how to open it. I think. I think it was like a push.
Nikki
And Spinny are locking yourselves in the bathroom together.
Dalton
No, we didn't lock ourselves. I just said that.
Ken
He starts ramming the door. Gavin, it's a pole.
Gavin
That's what it was.
Mike
That's what it was.
Ken
You don't close it.
Dalton
I'm like, bro, there's not enough room for three people in here.
Spencer
Here.
Dalton
It was the guest bathroom.
Mike
And then he's like, yes, trying to.
Dalton
Move me while I'm trying to pee. It's like I'm midstream, and he's like, bumping in.
Gavin
I had to go pee. I wanted to take a shower. Okay, I didn't take that.
Evan
The bathroom was occupied. Not in a weird way. It was just occupied.
Gavin
Okay, well, sorry.
Evan
Anyways, we were already jammed in there. Dalton was doing his hair. I was trying to go pee. Or no.
Gavin
I knew that was a situation.
Evan
Maybe I was doing yes, no, and.
Gavin
I was trying to hop in the shower.
Evan
Yeah, but we don't need it. What is three guys in the bathroom?
Ken
What is going on?
Nikki
Okay, so anyway, CJ, how many bathrooms do you have in your house? Just to clarify this.
Mike
3. Oh, this is at my house?
Evan
Yeah, this is at your house.
Mike
Oh. I was like, what the. So I don't even know what's going on. I'm so lost in your guys story. Like, I don't even know if it was even worth caring.
Ken
Dumb and dumb. We're talking.
Mike
I don't even know. I didn't even know that you were talking. I don't know what you guys talking?
Evan
Basically, Gav barged into the bathroom, and Dalton had his hat on the thing while Dalton Was peeing. And Gavin knocked his hat into the toilet by accident. Don peed all over Stetson. And then dawn was pissed, so I was like, dawn, you gotta pee in his boot to get back at him.
Gavin
You're the reason you told him to run that spenny. Yeah.
Evan
You made him pee on his hat.
Gavin
Cool. I'm peeing on you later. Gnarly, dude. I did. Especially because I didn't do it on purpose. Yeah, you did some common courtesy and.
Evan
Yeah, but we told you so many times not to come in the bathroom and you just. Just barged in there no matter what.
Gavin
Just wanted to hang out with the fellas and get a shower in. I didn't think it was weird.
Mike
Hang out with the fell. It's a small, barely fits one person bathroom.
Gavin
Correct. But you got freaking.
Mike
You're gonna cram three of you guys in there.
Gavin
Was gonna try. Yeah. But it didn't work out. And then he peed on my. Yeah. At least I handled that super well. And that was just one of the things I kind of built into me being so mad at him.
Ken
Dude, you did handle that really well.
Gavin
Thank you.
Nikki
And you ran that boot for the next 12 hours.
Ken
You were walking around CJ's house. You put the. You put the boot back on after he beating it. And then you go into CJ's house and you're like, oh, I better take my boots off. And then you're walking around with a peace off wet foot.
Mike
Like, you just see like a wet footprint.
Gavin
I did feel bad about that one.
Mike
There actually was blood on that bathroom door, which made sense because I like wiped it off. Like who the puts blood all over the door and doesn't even clean it up? I kind of assumed it was Gavin. He's really the only guy I know that's actively bleeding 247 and. And also doesn't clean up after himself, so.
Nikki
Oh.
Gavin
What?
Mike
I mean, I'm not. It's whatever.
Gavin
What do you mean? I'm pretty well about it.
Mike
Did you.
Nikki
Did you clean up the fudge bar at Ben's 100?
Gavin
I did.
Mike
That's cuz that was so bad. And you got called out in the moment.
Sydney
You pro.
Ken
Fell asleep with a fudge bar.
Mike
If someone else. If someone wouldn't have caught that. You fell asleep with a fudge bar and then got all over the couch. You would have just woke up and.
Ken
Like, all right, what are we doing today?
Mike
And you would have left and then Ben would came like an hour. Why fudge over my couch? You know, Then Ben Would be cleaning it up and you'd be out riding your three wheeler. Probably piling it up somewhere.
Gavin
Definitely doing that.
Dalton
You're out there with three wheeler things hanging all over the bathroom. There's mud everywhere.
Gavin
I try and be. They're hanging up. At least. At least they're not on the ground.
Nikki
You know how many outfits you wore.
Gavin
On three Tuesday I went through four thick outfits too. They were all really good outfits.
Ken
Dude, the best outfit.
Gavin
Everyone laying Everywhere just scattered 102 pairs of Lulu's gone.
Nikki
Yeah, they're not gone. There's just one by the pool table. One in the bathroom. Shirt over there.
Evan
Gav. Gav did know that he spilled that little fudge bar on the couch though. Because when he woke up the next morning he came and I was sitting on the couch and I knew he was sitting there. And he comes up, he walked by and just.
Mike
So you weren't gonna clean it up. He wasn't. Eda's just gonna try to move on. Wasn't him. Could have been anyone. Outed.
Ken
Who's fudge? He still got fudge on his.
Mike
I don't even eat fudge on the couch.
Evan
The blanket over and then just walks into the kitchen. And I was like already crying, laughing. I was like, this is way too funny. So I uncovered it cuz I knew.
Gavin
It was going to be. I was just trying to hide it from Ben. I was going to clean it no matter what, but I was just trying to hide it before he saw it. And then he saw it. It was partially his fault. Dude, it's three in the morning. He offers me the fudge stick.
Nikki
It.
Mike
Gavin's like the kid on a trike eating a fudge stick.
Gavin
Yeah, dude. I'm getting really close to the end of finishing it. I have probably a quarter of the left. And I knew I was falling asleep and that's why I should have stood up and put.
Nikki
I'm always passing the blame to somebody else. But you just blame Ben for giving you a treat that you made a mess.
Ken
He should have gave me literally Gavin.
Mike
Yeah, that's Gavin.
Ken
This is literally Gavin. Gavin eating a fudge stick.
Evan
Dude, you were tweaking out at the wedding though, for what, 12? You guys didn't see it, but Gav was actually tweaking the whole wedding.
Gavin
What do you mean I was tweaking? Tell me about it.
Evan
Like, he was like, dude, we. We gotta do something. Oh, 100 getting so boring here. He's like, I'm just so bored. He's like, we gotta do something.
Dalton
Quick.
Evan
And I'm like, dude, go huck some donuts in the continental. And he's like, you really? You think I should? And then Ev caught wind of it, and EVs like 100 bucks. 100 bucks on it. Next thing you know, we're running over to Ben. Ben's got money.
Ken
Come on. Keep me out of this.
Mike
God damn it. Did I have money in? Did I have money in?
Evan
I can't remember.
Mike
Nope, I didn't.
Gavin
I can't remember.
Evan
But the whole thing was hilarious.
Mike
It was hilarious, dude.
Evan
The best part was nobody even noticed this. But Gavin's. There's a 20 foot stream of grass and dirt flying out the back of the continental. And Dalton does a hurdle over the dirt so he doesn't get roosted in his.
Nikki
His suit.
Evan
And he's still filming in high jumps. The roost. It was actually insane.
Ken
It could have been worse. Imagine if that car was like loud and it would have actually made a.
Mike
Scene or if it started on fire or something.
Nikki
That would have been great.
Ben
Like if it start piled it up into a tree.
Mike
I mean, this.
Ben
I'm not speaking tree would have been expensive.
Mike
I'm just speaking for myself personally. I think that it's going to age better and better as time goes on. And it's a pretty legendary moment moment for me.
Nikki
It was the initial reaction. I actually called Nikki from the caterer's tent. She goes, yeah, people aren't stoked.
Evan
Yeah, I didn't even eat it.
Ken
You didn't even go eat at the table after?
Nikki
No, no, we had already eat dinner. This was after dinner. But it was like, exciting because now it's. All the speeches and stuff are going on. It's a big moment. Gavin just barges right back in there. God bless him for that. But I. I was not feeling very welcomed.
Ken
I mean, Gav's not gonna let his actions ruin the rest of his night.
Nikki
You know, so I'm like, I'm just. Now's not the right time to. Just because we're sitting basically in the middle of the venue. So my. I'm just gonna tiptoe around. Yeah, like I said, called Nikki. She's like, yeah, I don't think anyone's that stoked about it. So I'm hanging out with the caterers and whatever, and I felt pretty bad. And then two, three hours fast forward when the dance is going on and everyone's having some cocktails, whatever. I didn't hear one negative review on it.
Ken
Yeah, no, no, I didn't hear it.
Nikki
I think just Initially, people were like, what's going? Yeah, yeah.
Evan
When I went to the table after filming it, the people around, like, they didn't. I didn't know the people sitting around me, but they knew that I was, like, kind of a part of it. And I go back and they're like, what's going? Like, what just happened? Like, what was that all about? Like, what was that guy thinking? Like, like, he wasn't. They're like, are the cops gonna be on the way? Like, they had no clue what was.
Mike
Donuts in the grass.
Gavin
They were like.
Evan
Like, this guy's got to get out of here.
Gavin
Like, who?
Evan
Like, what is this guy's problem?
Nikki
That me and Gavin should have been kicked out and should have been gone.
Gavin
Yeah.
Evan
The people were tweaking at our table. They had no clue what just happened. They didn't know what they were getting into.
Mike
I think what made it look worse was Ken, like, going over there and yanking the key. Like, that's what made it look worse. Like. Cuz then it was like, oh. Like it could have just been parked. And everyone went back to the chair, but Ken went over.
Gavin
Evan, get out of the car.
Ben
You had the car keys. I'm taking the car keys back. You would be done, cuz knowing you two, you would go back at it 45 minutes later.
Gavin
Probably should have.
Ken
Hey, in Ken. In Ken's defense, he can't help himself sometimes.
Gavin
You knew what we were doing, though. Why'd you come over so pissed?
Ben
Because you guys, like. Like, it was a little aggressive.
Gavin
Was it the time?
Spencer
The timing was God awful.
Evan
Yeah. I thought you were going to throw one donut, and then you did, like, four loops.
Ken
You ripped it that way.
Mike
And then.
Ken
And then you started driving back towards the tent. I thought you were going to park it. And then you started spinning the other way.
Nikki
And when you reversed into the cabbage, what was that about?
Gavin
Just trying to get more speed.
Mike
Dude.
Ken
Gav, when you get married one day, we should all come in on three wheelers, and then you should crash through the head table.
Mike
You don't have to tell him to crash.
Ken
He just will.
Mike
He just will.
Nikki
We'll just set up a pretty easy stunt for him.
Ken
Yeah.
Gavin
Everything else will fall into place.
Evan
It'll be a jump. It'll be a jump. A little wedge to go over the table.
Mike
It'll be a wedge. It'll be a 1 inch gap. 1 inch gap.
Ken
What the. What the.
Gavin
I should not be okay right now. I should not be okay.
Mike
Everyone's like this. Only us are laughing. Everyone's Appalled.
Ken
Yeah, you gotta.
Gavin
Oh, 100%. You guys can do whatever you want at my wedding.
Nikki
And just so you know, get.
Gavin
Look good. Just run it.
Ben
You got to run it.
Nikki
I will literally hire you.
Gavin
What's up?
Nikki
You can put on a performance at my wedding.
Gavin
I'm down. Like, I'll pay for it.
Nikki
I will, though. It's worth it.
Gavin
Let's do it. Yeah.
Ken
Give him a three wheeler and let him do his thing.
Nikki
I agree with what CJ Said. Just set up a. You know, you don't like, tell them what to do. You just. Little ramp over there.
Mike
Some supplies.
Nikki
Maybe leave the three wheeler with a full tank of gas over there.
Evan
It's like having a playground for Lamborghini.
Mike
Keys in it for no reason.
Nikki
Just like half a dozen pallets there and FTW ramp over there. Things will come together.
Mike
Fireworks. Dalton's truck.
Evan
Gab's probably just gonna have his wedding, like out at the moto track or something.
Gavin
Oh, 100 in my back 40 for sure.
Nikki
Or at the moment, that would actually be sick.
Evan
That might hit at the track.
Nikki
Are you down?
Gavin
Okay though.
Nikki
We'd get like that big tent. It was like an outdoor wedding. Like, it might as well be right in the middle of the motocross track.
Mike
That'd be pretty soon.
Nikki
It'd be pretty epic. Honestly.
Ken
Pretty decent spot.
Mike
That'd be on. On par.
Nikki
And we'd have to cut the grass, of course. Ken's mother was hyped on it.
Ken
I bet. Actually.
Nikki
Oh, you kids are always up to something. I mean, grant in on.
Gavin
Sorry about your continental can. I probably find.
Ken
I think you should come and swap it.
Nikki
Absolutely.
Gavin
That's the cool.
Ben
Absolutely not.
Gavin
Actually have the perfect width and perfect everything. Put a 12 valve in it.
Ben
Absolutely not.
Mike
I think Hellcat.
Nikki
It's perfect for a Cummins cat.
Gavin
No, it is. That's what they actually run. That are like old couples.
Evan
That's what people are doing.
Gavin
Yeah, exactly. Yep. Exactly.
Evan
Who's doing that?
Gavin
There was a guy right next to paychecks that had the exact same setup up.
Nikki
Are you sure it wasn't like a continental body sitting on.
Gavin
No, it was the absolute continental.
Ken
Do you know how much that continental cost?
Gavin
Well, his was all beat up. I mean, we're talking about one that got clapped back in the day.
Ken
No, ken's.
Gavin
Ken's was 80 grand. I should not have been driving it. It's like, not okay.
Mike
Probably the first time that thing's done some donuts and his whole life. And I'm pretty old.
Nikki
I forgot this part when I Said when Carolyn was. Was stoked on. On our donuts, she actually goes, if you bring that El Camino over, I'll do a donut.
Mike
Holy.
Nikki
And it actually sparked the fire. I' like, I don't know how this is going to work logistically, but I think I need to get back to the shop and get the El Camino. Because if Ken's mom whips the donut.
Ken
What are they going to be mad at Ken's mom then?
Nikki
Can you imagine? The windows are tinted. They don't see what's going on.
Ken
And Carolyn. Yeah, Carolyn hops out.
Nikki
It's probably a good thing I didn't tell you guys, cuz you guys would have made it.
Ken
Oh, we would have 100% made that.
Nikki
I just knew that logistically I had. It wasn't happening for me.
Mike
Oh, man.
Nikki
Ken, your mom's kind of a wild card occasionally.
Gavin
She is.
Spencer
Yeah.
Gavin
Yeah.
Ken
She's so funny every time I see her. She's so entertaining.
Nikki
How did you feel about what she said about your stunt?
Gavin
What did she say about it? I forget exactly.
Nikki
It was kind of mild.
Gavin
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Nikki
Pretty tall.
Evan
I jumped over.
Nikki
I'm sorry. It was. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. There were so many stunts going down.
Mike
Made it look too easy. Spenny.
Gavin
Like, that's the difference between me and you.
Evan
She actually didn't even know who I was yesterday.
Gavin
She had no clue.
Evan
I was like, hey, I'm Spencer. And she's like, oh, I don't think we've met. And I was like, yeah, that. I was like, remember I did the big stunt and you said, nice to meet you. Nice to have met you.
Gavin
Yep.
Ken
That's where Ken gets it from, though. Ken doesn't know anyone ever.
Ben
Oh, no. Absolutely no shot.
Spencer
I know anyone.
Ken
He doesn't know a single name.
Gavin
That was fun. Yeah.
Mike
Legendary. Legendary.
Gavin
Well, what do you guys think?
Nikki
I think we burned down Zorbas golfer.
Gavin
Oh, no, we don't have. We can't go to Zorbas right now.
Nikki
Are you filming?
Evan
What is he doing?
Ken
What are we doing on our hands?
Nikki
I forgot about this. I'm part of this gap. This is good. This is good.
Mike
Good.
Ken
Okay.
Nikki
This is good.
Gavin
We. We have a thousand dollars on our hands.
Evan
That's not your money.
Gavin
Somebody's gonna win it.
Evan
Whose money is that?
Gavin
We. We got to pick you guys up at the farm. You guys ready?
Evan
Money is. Then why do you have it?
Nikki
We need to go to the farm. Gavin's got something cooked up for us.
Gavin
100%.
Nikki
Bring the cameras.
Ben
All right.
Mike
That's.
Nikki
And we'll see you guys next week. Don't let your meatloaf.
Ken
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This episode is a classic blend of the CboysTV’s chaotic humor, wild story-sharing, and real-life reflection, focused mainly around Micah (Mike) and Sydney's wedding weekend. True to their brand, the group covers everything from Gavin’s near-misses and dangerous stunts, drama and redemption at the wedding, prank wars, and the unique way their friend group deals with mistakes—loudly, honestly, and always entertainingly. Fans will enjoy candid behind-the-scenes stories, insightful wedding advice, and the group’s signature banter.
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