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Who Tried to RUIN Micah's Wedding, Fight At The Shop & Gavins Dangerous Week
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Visit sodeliciousdairyfree.com this message is sponsored by Greenlight. With school out, summer is the perfect time to teach our kids real world money skills they'll use forever. Greenlight is a debit card in the number one family finance and safety app used by millions of families helping kids learn how to save, invest and spend wisely. Parents can send their kids money and track their spending and saving while kids build money, confidence and skills in fun ways. Start your risk free Greenlight trial today@greenlight.com Spotify that's greenlight.com Spotify it was actually the best wedding I've ever been to. The best day ever. And I also want to apologize right now. It's okay. I know you had to make it about you. It was more. I got a bone to pick with you Gaff because he was on a dirt bike naked, chasing you. No, that part was fine. Like I enjoyed that part. So the real hard hitting question is when are you guys gonna have kids? Now Sydney's like, I'm pregnant. Honestly, I don't think we can answer that question. You ready Shred aids? Yeah. What's wrong over there? Nothing. No, something's wrong. You look stressed, bud. No. Oh yeah. I just bought the plane ticket for me, but I was supposed to someone else. Classic. One sec, Let me just find this. Still drunk from last night. Where are my points at? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't know if you should be buying plane tickets right now. I need to find an assistant for this crap. Ken is definitely the flight guy. Yeah, you're supposed to just tell Ken, book me a flight. Ken, book me a flight. It sounds like you already booked one. Oh, my God. Actually happening right now. What do you mean? What did you do? Put in the wrong phone number? How many flights do you think you've been on this year, dude? I think I'm well above 69. I think I'm at, like. I'm at, like, 100 right now. You're at 100 flights this year? Probably right around 100 flights. Probably believe that, honestly. Yeah. Like, it's been insane. Yeah. No one travels more than shred aids. So many freaking flights. And especially at the beginning of the year, it was pretty scary. There's a lot of stigma around planes crashing and like that. Thankfully, I haven't gone down. It's the most dangerous thing. He's doing it. That's what's going through my head is I'm like, how am I gonna roll? Where am I gonna put my head? I do think I can. All this you doing. You're worried about flying now. The black box would be disintegrated, and Gav would just stroll out of there, wipe the dust off. Dude, no one has had a crazier seven days than Shreddies. It's actually not been okay. I don't know how you're still walking. I definitely shouldn't be just tuck and roll, dude. You are built like a cinder block. I'm so freaking lucky, you guys. Like, seriously lucky for my build. And just stay in the gym. I mean, that's all I gotta say. Dude, you are seriously, like, meant to be doing what you're doing right now. And your build is perfect for it. 100%. Thank you for that. I really appreciate it, actually. And I feel better compliment you can give Gavin. You telling him his build is perfect for what. What he does. He said he's built like a cinder block, but I would argue if you took a standard cinder block and threw it off that loading dock, it would break. Yeah. Yeah. You're stronger than a cinder block. My favorite part, though, is after the fall, he just stands up. I should not be okay right now. I should not be okay right now. But I'm fine. I'm fine. How is. How am I fine? The. I seriously couldn't believe it, bro. I mean, the second I saw my head going for that wall, I was like, oh, it's. It's going to be a good one. And I never even got knocked out. You're not even wearing a real helmet. You're not even wearing a real helmet in half. You're supposed to throw away a helmet after you take one fall. That's what I heard. Thousand. Oh, maybe even more. I mean, seriously, I don't think there's a helmet that has ever seen more crashes than that one. Like, at least. No. Real. No. I would actually stand by that. Like, pretty crazy. Yeah. You guys will see it in this Thursday's video. But Gavin had four of the gnarliest crashes within a four hour span. It was just boom after boom after boom. I woke up, thought it was going to be a casual morning. Next thing you know, the second they took me to the first place, I knew it was going to be a good crash. The merch barn. I figured there wasn't going to be a crash. I should have been okay walking away from the merch barn. And then when we got back to the main shop, seriously, we just hit launch mode, had a nice little launch, and you guys iced me for two hours wondering what we're gonna do. And yeah, we did it. Hey, but I do want to put this out there. You guys didn't make me do anything. Like, it's the perfect amount of peer pressure. And it was me wanting to do it. 100. Like, we actually didn't want it to do the rail again. We were worried about that. Yeah, you weren't supposed to do it. You flipped the script. As soon as Deja showed up. She shouldn't have showed up. That was, yeah. 100. The turning point for me. I mean, I was like, oh, crap. Like, things just got really real professional. One day she showed up, was like, okay, I gotta hit it now. And, you know, Evan and I walked behind the barn and he's like, dude, like, you got it. If anybody's got it. You've been practicing your whole life for this. Like, you just can't go up there and not commit. And once he said it, like, it was kind of just a man to man talk. I was like, all right, Ev, if you believe in me. You know, I believe in myself. And I really wanted that same feeling that I got when I went over the first rail. Yeah. So you were telling me this last night. That was the. You're chasing that high. Oh, my God. Seriously, one of the best highs I've ever had. Like, absolutely unreal how good that felt. It felt so good. Seriously, right before I hit it, I just wanted that feeling of landing it, greasing it right off the. Yeah, right off the landing. And. But I came in fully pinned. I committed all the way. I don't think there's anything else I could have done. I think I was just a lack of skill at that point. You were honestly set up for failure. You broke the landing ramp. The landing ramp snapped in half. It folded. I know. What's that about? Like, even if he would have done it perfectly, he would have ate. He had no. The landing ramp was not built well enough for your weight. Not even close. What he landed on, like, the whole edge of the building for like 100ft. It's, like, clean. It's just pretty standard. And where 5ft, where he crashes is a pile of split l. So it's not a firewood, a boulder the size of a. And I saw it right as I was coming down. I was like, all right, I'm not landing on anything soft right here. And then Gavin, he's standing at the top of the rap. He looks at me, dude, I should not be okay right now. Like, seriously, what the fuck? Like, most people will be going to the hospital right now, but I'm sitting here having a Tony. I'm just fine. Like, how the fuck is this possible? Like, he was more mind blown that he was okay. He's like, I don't know. I don't know. Like, there's something about it. I mean, we've seen Gavin eat so many falls, and I would say 90% of them pretty much immediately, you know, he's okay. But my angle when he disappeared for that split second and I saw the angle of how the three wheeler was coming down on him, I went, this is the one. He's finally jammed up. And it took me about one second to run around to the other side to see what's going on. And he's already up hollering like, oh, thank God. Then I was able to laugh when he crashed jumping out of the loading ramp at the merch barn. That one, I just saw him go ass over tea kettle, right? I was like, there's no way that he's good after this. And just sure, he gets up, go. What the. What the. That one was so bad. I had a feeling I was gonna do it too, man. I just didn't want to say anything to you guys. The smallest gap and he managed to wedge the tire was this big. I know. There was this big of a gap. I shouldn't have had any gap, though, dude. I was going to tell you guys, I don't want any gap. And I was looking at the landing. It was such a steep landing. It was either Trying coming nose heavy. Put the front end down or. I thought I was just going to go straight to my back. So I'm kind of glad I did what I did. You could have gone 100%. Dude. It was so steep. There's no way. I did not have the skill to. Dr. David. Did he literally just like, he popped up? Yeah, of course he did. I didn't. I am not skillful in that type of way whatsoever. 100%. I can go and send a freaking tabletop. You don't have much touch, do you? Small jumps. 100%. No touch at all. Like pip bikes. That's why I'm horrible on pit bikes. I think what was the funniest part, though, is we set you up for success. You had by far the faster rig. Correct. Like, that event was all set up for you to win 100%. And then you crash, obviously the first time. But then David finished probably 30 seconds ahead of you. And all of us were just sitting like this, like. Oh, and then this is just like a little easy finish line thing. And then you. You just hit the grand finale off the finish line. You crash on the finish line. Dude, we should have stopped filming after that one. Like, you. You. It was like the equivalent. Do you see the guy that, like, you have the fully set table and you rip the tablecloth out from underneath it? That was you and the three wheeler just. I'm on it one second. Next second. She's gone. No, you were gone. Yeah. The three wheeler did not move. Yeah. Sir Isaac Newton was incorrect. Yeah, he was right, man. An object in motion definitely stays in motion. He's finally starting to learn physics the hard way. Gosh dang. I'm pretty sure that's like the second law right there. That's the first one. Oh, first one. I don't know. The only one I pay attention to, cuz seriously involved three wheelers. That's like the biggest part of crashing, man. If you get stuck up right away, that's when you get hurt. But if you can keep your momentum rolling, then you're going to be fine for the most part. That's why the building was making you nervous. I hated it. I knew there was just no move in that building. Like, no matter how hard I hit, did the building. I know. I wish I would have did it better, man. If I would have had a better helmet, I probably would have gone through it. You should put a little sharpie on there. Just as Gavin was here. We're going to put that helmet in a glass case and retire A gav. I think it's time, dude. I think that proper helmet, probably that helmet should just retire with me, though. I think I just got to keep wearing it, man. Dude, it's like changing the oil on one of our builds and then it breaks after. I don't know. Just don't touch it. It's a little bad juju. I do agree he should have a new helmet. I just. There's something about that. About it. It has. It has worked so far, so. Work great. I mean, as you guys have seen the video, I'm stoked about how much that helmet. Yeah, it saved my butt three times that day. Four. Well, I actually hit my head three times, though. The helmet was just for looks on the other. Which one? Sk. Sk Park. I hit my. The second. The second fall. So the first one coming in the merch bay. I didn't hit where you ran into David wide open and then. No, no, no. Spenny even said it was kind of dirty what David did on that one. It's not dirty. It was a little bit dirty. What are you talking about? You ran into him? He cut me off. He knew I was trying to come around and he proceeded to. There was a nice little. You just didn't know how wide you were. You don't know how wide you are? Seriously, on a three wheeler in general, anywhere? 100%. Yeah. Bowl in a china shop. Yeah, that's it. You don't actually know how wide you are. Dude, that's bump into everything Ryan had to tell the guy at Zorbas the other day, hey, if this guy's bugging you, I think I hit that poor dude like 15 times too. And he's, you know, telling a story, bumping into the guy behind, all pumped up. Yep, there's a bowl in a china shop. I've always been that way too, man. Really? Like, even playing soccer, nobody wanted to be around me. Soccer? Oh, hell yeah. Just learned about you. Oh, wow. Yeah. I thought you were. When you talk about playing football all this time, I thought completely. No, no, no. Soccer was my main Sport up until 8th grade. My dad didn't let me play. And then I finally got too many red cards, too many yellow cards. They're like, dude, this kid cannot play soccer anymore. He's got to go play football. And I went and played football. Had no clue what I was doing, but still wouldn't make noise. But yeah, dude, I would just go on the soccer field and run kids over. I believe that. Yeah, I was this hell of a soccer player at One point, though. That is crazy. They were just finding this out and you weren't even a goalie. Like. Yeah. You seem more of a. Of a. Of a tender. I was a stopper. The newlywed couple. What's up, brother? Dude, I've been waiting so long to say this. My wife. What's up, Sid? All right, let's go. A little backstory for the listener. Mike and Sydney got married last night. We had their wedding yesterday. I mean, I feel bad saying this for the other people's weddings that I've been to, but it was actually the best wedding I've ever been to. Thank you. It was. There was so much stuff that happened at the wedding. That's for damn sure. There was so much stuff, and it was just. It was just a great time. It just really was from Gavin stealing Ken's Continental with Evan doing donuts right before the best man speech, dusting out everyone eating, you know, your hot dog stand. How much money did you make last night on the hot dog sand? Quite a bit, actually. Like, 300 bucks. Yeah. And I didn't even work it. Your uncle just came over there and shoved it. A bunch of money in my pocket. That's the best. Another profitable night, huh? Yeah, it was good. That was actually one of my favorite parts because sometimes the dance can get long and, like, you dance for a little bit and then you're like, all right, now we're rolling in the hot dog cart, and then we dance for a little bit, and then there's fireworks outside, and it's like something. Always something going on. And we didn't even run out of hot dogs, actually. On the dogs. Heck, yeah. Yeah. Even had a few extra. Probably have that for lunch today. I was, like, expecting to have leftovers because, like, no one likes hot dogs as much as me. So, like, you figured I probably went overkill. I'll just eat them, right? But yeah, you know, like, everyone says that the day goes super fast, which obviously it did. But no, Like, I felt like it was jam packed. Like, it felt like a full day from start to finish. 11:00am to 12:00pm yeah. Yeah. I don't think we stopped at 12:00pm12:00am sorry. Yeah. 11:00am to 12:00am before the wedding, I asked Mike, like, the night before, I was like, dude, are you nervous? Anything like that? And he goes, yeah, I'm honestly just worried that the day is going to go too fast. Was his only worry before the whole day, before all the stress of everything. He's like, yeah, I just want to enjoy the whole thing. And I was like, damn. It kind of did. Honestly. I mean, I. Yeah, I want to do it over and over again. Yeah. So I would say I, like, lost my voice, so that's another thing. But you guys all look so hungover. Dude, everyone's pretty quiet in sunglasses. I know you guys aren't supposed to be talking right now, but, like, half the crew has their sunglasses on. I didn't even drink. And honestly, at the end of the night, I was clapped. Like, I was like, holy, it's been a long day. Like, out in the heat and doing so much stuff. We were just. Yeah, it was jam packed. There was some sunburn that happened. That was unknown. Megan, Justin's wife. I saw that. Holy. She got burnt. You guys both killed the great speeches. You guys both did a really good job with your wedding, Gav. Yeah. And I also want to apologize right now. Hey. Yeah. Look her in the eyes. Do it. I am very sorry. You know, we were just hanging out a couple Tonys and. It's okay. I know you had to make it about you. No, no, no. I was not trying to make it about me. It just kind of ended up with the keys in my hands and in the ignition. Was it cool at least? Did it look cool? No, that's actually the worst part is that it didn't. It didn't look cool because it was, you know, just. What was the stigma for the listener? You were just sitting in your chair. Right? I'm so sorry, but I do want to. Oh, yeah. Well, we were all getting ready for speeches, so we're trying to get everyone to be in their seats. Yeah, the DJ was like, make sure everyone's in their seats. All of a sudden, literally all the black tuxes running over there. Yeah, literally. The MC goes, all right, we're just waiting for the bridal party to sit back down. And then you see Gavin doing donuts 25ft from the tent. Like, we see donuts literally every day. Of course, at least once a week, someone's doing a donut around here. Dude, I doubt some of our family has seen someone do a donut since Uncle Timmy got drunk 25 years ago. You know, like, people were nervous. They thought you were gonna hit. Nervous, you think? I guarantee they were. I was nervous, dude. I just didn't want to hit a tree or. I thought you guys put it into the trees. At one point, from the angle I was sitting, you backed it up extremely close. Yeah. So, I mean, for context, we were just sitting down, and Evan and Gavin and other Gavin and Jeff And d ever spenny. They're all over there. And I knew that Evan and Gavin were pretty liquored up from the moment I saw them. They had already put in a pretty solid shift for the last three, four days. So they pulled up rolling. Oh, man. We just came off the mozzarella sticks, and, yeah, you guys are at Zorbas. So they pull up. We immediately ripped the sleeves off Gavin because he looked weird having sleeves on in his. In his tuck. So we ripped those off. What did you think about that thing I noticed at the ceremony? I'm, like, looking around at every. And I see Gavin. I'm like, did you like it? It was appropriate, so. No. I think she'd be lying if she said she liked it. I mean, it wasn't, like, bad. There's a bad. If you want them, they're still in the car. We can definitely sew them back on. I don't even have the shirt completely gone. There's nothing. It's ripped. His smithereens ripped to smithering. It was okay. I just was so surprised at how, like, rough it was. It was a hand. It was a hand job. Like, I mean, we just ripped it. We just ripped it like. We didn't use a scissors. Nothing. Just. Yeah, that's. That showed. But that. That was all right. That's what he prefers, though. And at my wedding, I would hope that you would show up like that. Be yourself. Yeah, like, that's just so on brand and. And Evan being just a little bit on, like, the fence of not knowing where he's at. I like that, you know? What do you mean, not knowing where he's at? He was just on one. Oh, just looking around. Yeah. Where am I? Shopify believes in us, and they believe in you guys. Shopify wants to help you create the website of your dreams. And for just $1 per month and using code wide open, you guys can get started and make some. 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Gosh damn it dude. Me and this booger. So anyways, how this continental thing started is I was sitting there, you know, we're last sit down and I hear people throwing up bets. Like I knew they were trying to get Gavin to do something and people were putting money up, I didn't know quite what. And then the next thing I see is Gavin And Evan sneaking off, hopping in Ken's Continental, which you guys rolled in on, which looked perfect. It was so good. So Ken's Continental, sitting there just like a. Like a nice showpiece almost in the wedding. Like, it's. It's almost. I'd say it's decoration at this point. You know, it's very much a part of it looking awesome. It's got. Just married on the back, a bow. And next thing I know is I see Gavin and Evan sitting in there, and they're about to, like, start it up. And I think us that we're like, no, no, no. Someone stop him. Someone stop them. I don't know who ran over, but someone stopped you guys. Bend it. Oh, bend it. That was the first time you put a stop. You put a stop to it. Then, you know, I don't know. Probably an hour goes by. We ate, and everyone's just about to sit down for these best man speeches. Gavin and Evan. I just see that thing. It was weird because it was so quiet, but, like, I just see it, like, damn near hit the trees, and it starts whipping, whipping donuts. And everyone just turns and looks and it was like. I'd say it was a mixed reaction. I think half the people liked it, half didn't. But it was so on brand. And then I would say 25 didn't know what to think about. 25 didn't like it. I didn't hear anyone who liked it, but it was on brand. Okay. But a lot of people were like, hey, did you kill him? Is he still here? Like, yeah, he's. He's still hanging out, for sure. Oh, of course. I hit out with the caterers for the whole speeches and everything. I was eating dessert with the cater because I. Well, I had to sit in the middle. And I knew that I. People weren't stoked, and I had to leave poor Nikki sitting by herself. And I hid with the vendors, and they were hyped. Dude, that was so good. That was epic. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know I had to worry about Gav. I put Evan by my aunt and uncle. Oh, she loved it. Oh, yeah. Which one? Trista. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. But yeah, Gav, it. Not a good look bad. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, it was very on brand and also, like, it's over, so. It's funny. The car's not fine, though. But yeah, that's what I was wondering. I'd say the only real loser here is Ken, because now his car is up. I showed up you know, I parked in the garage in the wedding venue last night, and then I show up this morning. There's a nice, good old puddle oil under it. That's fine. And then it comes back to the shop. It's smoking. There's. Now it was parked in the shop for probably five minutes. And then I. I looked underneath, took another video, another puddle of oil. Oh, you should get that out of the garage. We don't want oil in the garage. Well, somebody can. That's an outside car. Get an outside car. First off. First off, it needs to be cleaned. Sorry. I'll clean it. I will. There's grass inside it. And then. Then it has to go off to get fixed. I pulled it in the garage door, and it was running great. Ran great here. And there was no smoke. Ken already walked by, gave a full little walk around, and then he comes back in again. I see smoke coming up from him. I'm trying to waffle around in there. I think what really made it a scene, though, is when Ken went to the car. Everyone at this point is watching. And Ken marches to the car with steamrolling out his ears, and for some reason, grabs Evan in the passenger seat. Like, you start. He starts Evan out the car. No, Evan had his keys. He was trying to grab the keys from him, and Evan had taken them out. I stayed seated. I was like, I don't want to even be involved in this. But it was. Oh, my God. You were not happy with me, right? You came up at me pissed. I wonder why. I did it again. I did it again. Same thing that happened on the jet Skis, man. You can't. Here's the deal. You in the driver's seat, in the. You with controls is not a good thing. You're right about that. Here's the thing on it. Okay. Is I know that Sydney and Mike have spent the last year, like, perfecting every detail of, like, their thing. And it was. It's like. It's on brand for us. Yeah. But it was kind of like their moment, not our moment. Yep. I was mad that it happened at, like, this time when everybody's, like, waiting. Like, even after the speeches. Still would have been mad. Maybe a smidge less. I know. But 100. It would have been a lot better after the speech. Terrible timing. I don't know who gave me the keys right then, but I still think timing. Regardless. It was just, like, something I was just not stoked about. And I don't fully blame you. And Evan apologized so much that I had to tell you to Shut up. Because I was sick of hearing you say sorry. But I do want to mention the instigators of the scenario. They both look confused. Like, they weren't, like, giving them money. Throw in on the deal. I did not throw any money. Any money either. They did it. You guys are saying, oh, this will be so funny. And then they start doing. It's like, oh, why did we let him do that? Yeah. Then they're like, oh, so I do want to say I don't want us to go, but it was funny. Oh, but look, everybody's smiling. Like, it's Mike and Sydney's decision to decide if they're, like, happy with their one or what. And they can. Yeah. Mike has been pretty quiet on it. Pretty. Pretty in the middle on it. Like, I don't. And I basically. Or Ryan said it was definitely not okay at that time. It wouldn't have been okay later, but it was, like, still pretty funny. There's something legendary about it. Like, yes, it was. It was not ideal in the moment, but when you look back, you're like, yeah, you remember when Evan and Gavin took the continental and did donuts and. And we were all mad at him, but now we look back, it was pretty funny, and I was just glad at how underpowered it was. You guys literally had it screaming at, like, 2500 like, it was whipping. It actually does pretty good donuts, Ken. You said it wouldn't, and it did. Oh, I swung it. Yeah. And you also ruined the motor now, because now it's got to get probably fine. It's tweaking. Oil is not ruined. What? Full rebuild after this. I mean, they're gonna have to tear it apart. I'm assuming it's just one gasket. I'll go fix it later. No, you're not touching. I got a can of sea foam in the back of the truck, bro. That car made it since. How old is it? 60 years old. It's 60 years old, and you drove it for 16 seconds, and you blew it up. Sorry about that one, Ken. Figure it out. 12. I would be sick in there. No, no, Absolutely not. Probably should. No, but seriously, guys, I did not want to try and make it be about me. I was just trying to elevate the situation a little bit, you know, get some more people smiling. Showed me a video of you during this ceremony, just. Oh, no, it was beautiful. It was. Everything was beautiful. I did have. Of course, I teared up. So many people came up to me and were like, bro, I didn't expect to cry today, but I did a lot. Your vows were poetic, brother. Yeah, you killed it. You really did you shed any tears? Not a single one. Honestly, I think. I think you guys were too happy to, like, yeah, there is such thing as happy tears. But, like, that's how I felt. Like, I was actually just, like, so happy. It. I wasn't that emotional about it. You okay? I cried a little. Okay. A little. You got a little. Yeah. We're not. We're not big criers. I would say you were very emotional. I was. I'm not a big crier at all. Like, you did, like, once a year. You smiled probably a few times during the ceremony, but you were just like, oh, yeah, you were. If I'd seen my cry, I probably would have cried. I. If I'd seen the other guys crying, then I would. But I was in the front, and I kind of, like, turned around and look at Jake, and Jake's standing there like this, and I was like, oh, I guess everybody else is an emotion. I don't want to sob up here like an idiot. But then I. I learned that everybody else was crying kind of nice. Like, looking over, Ben's, like, literal eyes are just beat red. Just, like, tears streaming down. That was really cute to look at. And just all of you guys smiling. It was. It was sweet. Good. Yes. Benny also came up to me and goes, if you ever make me cry like that again, we can't be friends. Oh, that's cute, dude. It was just such a legendary day. I mean, like, all the people there, most of them are here. And the first wedding is obviously a lot coming up, but, like, dude, when we get all our friends together and our families together, like, it was just so fun. It's gonna be hard to compete with the best. Yeah. I mean, sure, you guys set the bar real. Not that it's a competition, but you guys, like, just. But it's like, yeah. I mean, top it or don't. But, like, I just want to. I want to do that. I don't even know how. Like, I was. That was some pretty awesome. Like, I'm have to get, like, a tiger at mine or something, and I'm gonna have to set up, like, some kind of ramps and shit for Gavin. Like, I want that at my wedding. I want you guys to do. I don't know what you guys are gonna do, but, like, I'll give you, like, some. Like, some props or something to work with, you know? We have the airbags. Yeah, we need something. I'll probably have a rail for Gavin, I would be so pissed. Flaming rail. A rail over this. God damn it. I gotta do this. No one's saying anything. It's just a three wheeler there set up. That'd be so mad. Actually, no, we're doing. I don't know what you guys are doing, but you gotta come up with something good. You guys have permission to do whatever the hell you guys want at my wedding. Whatever you want. Now? Yes, Mike. You guys do whatever. Yeah, now Sid can. Yeah, I can't wait for Sid to show up to Gavin's wedding and do something. Not even. Mike just said I wasn't. No, seriously, anything. Run it. Drive a car through a house? Yeah, I'd make it. Well, it's not really fun. If you want us to do it. We'll just make you think all day that we're gonna do something and then. And then do nothing. Yeah. Kind of boring. You got a couple steps to figure out before that. We'll figure it out. Yeah. I need to find a wife. So what, things didn't work out with Daisha? Did not work out with Daisha? Sadly, no. So the second time around ended better or worse than the first time around? The first time around ended terrible. I'd say this one was a little bit better. You know, we got dinner, hung out for a second. You didn't run away this time? I might have ran away at some point, but. Yeah, just when. When the bill came out. Yeah, when the bill came out. Dude, she kept. One day. She's a great girl. It just didn't work out. We're on to the next. Wasn't meant to be 100. Was definitely. Yep. Still in the dating market, though. We did have two subscribers show up to the wedding. Oh, yeah, we skipped over that. Like, that was right before we were, like, about to go down, and I see these two kids sitting there in flat brim hats and Pip Viper sunglasses wearing, like, some blue jeans, you know, dirty blue jeans. I'm like, is this like Ryan's cousins or something? You think they. I honestly, I thought it was. I was like, oh, it might be one of our cousins or one of your family members. Like some workers you just. You don't really dress up a little better than that, but whatever. And, like, they were looking at us kind of how, you know, how subs look at you. But they're playing it cool. And then it turns out they just kind of crashed the wedding. They just pulled up. Yeah. Luckily, they also left before the wedding actually started. But it was. Apparently my mom, like, recognized she was like, oh, you don't know. Yeah. And so she was like, hey, sorry. They were nice. Yeah, they were nice. They were like, okay, check it out. Well, they didn't even, like, come up to us, which was. Oh, yeah. Kind of like, what up, boys? Yeah, I think they were trying not to, but yeah. I mean, if you're gonna sneak into a place, you gotta act like you own it. You can't be, like, standing in the parking lot, nervous, you know? That's what I always think. So not advice for anybody else, sneaking into anybody else's wedding. But you do. You gotta act like you are. Like you're. You're meant to be there. People, like, define big weddings differently sometimes. Like, 350 to me is big, but, like, 200. Like, 200 people. You can look around and know every single person there. So it's like, if they were sitting down, I'd be like, who is that? I mean. Yeah. Trying to sneak into a wedding with, like, 50 people. They stood out even. Pretty sure they rode their dirt bikes there. That's really. Oh, were they the neighbors? Maybe there's a dirt bike. We did look good in those suits, though. We look dang good. You guys all look beautiful. Filmed a couple silly tiktoks. I got some merch, made some hats. That was a hit. The photo booth was really fun. Sydney bought a photo booth and customize it. And that was just. I hope you guys all got photos on that. Yep, we did. Got some photo strips going. And, dude, it was fun. Sydney got me this watch. Let's go. Watch. That was Dang, dude. A tennis bracelet. Dang. You got to get gifts at the wedding, too. Why is it called the tennis bracelet? It's just a style, but, yeah, I don't know why they call it tennis. You guys look different. You kind of, like, look married to me now. Like, obviously you are, but, like, looking at you, you look different. Different. Like, I think with the jewelry now, you kind of, like, grew up. Yeah, I got more jewelry on than I ever have. Ken, did you have a fun night? Yeah. Jumping on the dance floor briefly. But, yeah, I actually do remember that because your shoes were clacking. I did have one other incident. I'm not sure if anyone knew, but the pastor said he was going to tackle me before it hurt. Did you hear about this, Mike? So before everything started, when we were over in, like, for your initial ceremony, we all sat down, and I thought I was gonna have a silent toot. Wasn't silent, but we. Everyone played it off. Cool. And after the Ceremony's done. He came up to me and he was awesome. He, like, high five me. He's like, bro, if you would have done that again, I was about to tackle your ass. I thought during the ceremony. I thought it was for as soon. Is it that hard to believe? No, it's not at all. I thought it was for when as soon as, like, the Here Comes the bride music came on, you stuck your hands and went cracked a fresh drink. So loud. It was almost like you intentionally tried to make that as loud as you possibly could. I missed that. I don't know. I guess I just opened it. Yeah, I apologize for that. No, it's okay. I just looked at you and laughed. I think I was the most worried about your belt was the issue there. Look like I was about to give out or what? Yeah, like, it was like, I'm glad it held just as normal. Belt, it's just maxed out. Did you have to drill a little slot in there? No, no. Luckily when I bought it, I went big, so, like, there's plenty of holes. I'm still in the middle of the whole range. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I thought you had to drill an extra hole in it. Fuck no. Oh. Can't drill a hole in a Louis belt. Oh, I had it twisted. We'll let you guys get on with your day, but any. Any final thoughts and notes? I just. I guess I'll just tell you the story behind the tennis bracelet. No. It said it originated from an incident involving a tennis star, Chris ever, during the 1987 U.S. open. She was wearing a diamond bracelet when it broke and the clasp came undone during a match, causing her to stop and retrieve the scattered diamonds. This event led to the bracelet being playfully referred to as a tennis bracelet. There you go. The more you know. Yeah, well, we're married now. Yeah, we're stoked. I mean, it was literally the best day ever, which, like, I feel like everyone says, but it really was. It was the most fun day of my entire life. Hard to top. I just had probably the most fun days of my life at the bachelor party, but the wedding topped it. Oh, you guys absolutely killed it with just the whole day. Thank you. Yeah, it was really fun to be a part of. It was like, so much planning that just all fell into place. We had the best wedding party. It was awesome. Ryan, you killed it. My cousin killed it. Everyone really did. And we love you guys so good. Love you. We're so excited for everyone else to experience it. So the real hard hitting question is, when are you guys Gonna have kids now? Good question. Damn, dude, they just got married yesterday. Sydney's like, I'm pregnant. Honestly? Yeah, I don't think we can answer that question. Not. Not because we're keeping it a secret. Just, I mean, I'm 24, you know, so I feel like we still got a few. We can wait a few years. But also, who knows, right? Mike's gonna be a grandpa by the time they're born. Yeah. Gonna come out. You're not even gonna have a dad, just a grandpa. I'm just kidding. Yeah, we'll see. We have a kid. I'll probably have a full head of gray hair, so I'll maybe come across as a grandpa. Johnny Knoxville. It and just true. We'll see. We'll see. Never know. No plans on kids right now. Where are you guys going for the honeymoon? We're planning it this weekend or next week. Okay, this is. This will be funny to, like, Evan and Nikki and probably everyone, but we were. We were talking about either going, like, east, like Boston or Rhode island or Maine or something, or I've still never been to, like, the North Shore to Duluth. You know, just like, go see some waterfalls. So I'm talking to my uncle and I'm like, yeah, we're thinking about Duluth. That's where I started. He goes, well, I can tell you one thing about Duluth is that it sucks. And I was like, okay, thank you. You know, I was just like, I just told you I was thinking about going there. And then he's like, yep, Think of, like, the worst parts of Fargo. It's like that everywhere. I'm like, okay. He's like, evans running. I wouldn't go there. And then he goes, and Superior. It's like the red headed step sister of Duluth. Even worse. I agree with that. Superior is just like Duluth's dirty cousin. Yep. Canal park is beautiful. Check that out. There's some cool rocks and stuff. Few cool golf courses, but you got to go north of Duluth to see all the really cool. Right? And then. Yeah, the falls and the lake. What about the waterfalls and that? Oh, that's beautiful. I'm like, that's where I'd go. We're not going to go downtown Duluth and say, this is it now. This is the best honeymoon ever. But I'm excited to see the video that your wedding photographer and videographer create, because you had, like, a whole team, but also Dalton, dude. Yeah. Holy. During the first dance of YouTube, like the other filmers were saying, like, trying to get, like, a beautiful cinematic shot of you Two. And Dalton was running around in a circle holding a flashlight to get the light on. So because you were like, how can I make a good shot that we'll use in the video? And you're running around in a circle, I go, this is two ends of of wedding videography right here. Yeah, you crushed it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you crushed it, had it covered from all angles. 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Just a wedding bit, basically. Yeah. It didn't have to be cinematic. Yeah, yeah. But no, I had to throw some elbows out there, were they? By the end of the night, I could see that she's, like, trying to get a shot, and then I accidentally walk in front of her, and I look back at her mouth. Sorry. And she's like, when the IDs are being said, there was, like, four girls over my shoulder. It was like a huddle, like, on the football field. I'm, like, trying to get the shot, and then they just swarm. You were already in the right spot for it. Oh, yeah. No, it was good. It'll turn out really good. Good. I'm excited to see you see it. I got some good shots of Gavin tearing up the grass. You did a really good job, dude. You were staying right there with me. You were on the inside loop, man. Oh. Because you were going two miles an hour. That's how I knew we were doing something. Right. When Dalton came running over getting the camera, I was like, all right. I don't know about doing something right? But you were doing something. Yeah, exactly, dude. I was even apologizing just for being there. I felt guilty just building it because you were instigating me. If you come over with the camera. No, I'm gonna run it. You were already doing it. I'm gonna continue running it. Afterwards, it was, like, pretty awkward. And Dalton just, like, comes up to me. He's like, am I in trouble? And I go. I go, what? No, you're fine. You'd be in trouble if you didn't film it. So I stopped filming. I'm like, no, keep filming. Filming this stuff, you know? I think that's what we're here doing. Yeah, dude. Evan's just telling me, stay down, Stay. After you guys started walking away, he's like, we can't get out of the car. Just. Yeah. When you guys did that, it's like you guys were on another level than everyone else at the wedding. And then it's like two little kids trying to hide, like, you know, like. Like a couple toddlers thinking that they're hiding. It's like you still see the top of your heads. And they locked the doors. Like it's not a convertible where you can just reach in and open it. There is a pretty big awkward. I was like, secondhand awkward. Like, feeling just in the crowd. I was like, well, dude, and think about how I felt, because everybody knew it was the guy with the freaking cut off my shirt. So the second I started walking back, I was like, oh, shit too. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, think about how Gavin. Yeah, yeah. Wow. I'm sorry, Gavin. We never took how you felt into it. No, we're fine. Was it hard doing those donuts? No, it was so much fun, actually. It had to been so embarrassing when everyone was scolding. That part was very embarrassing. Yeah. Especially because I thought people were actually mad, which I'm sure some were. But do you remember dumping that pitcher of water on your head at the table? That was stupid as hell, too. Sydney's learning things. She's like, I didn't see all this happen. Thankfully, I told Gavin, I go, gav, you're not looking good. You're overheating. You're running hot right now. You gotta cool down. This ain't gonna be good. Yeah, you were soaked. The whole thing on my face. Then people really started looking at me. Where? The people at the very end. God, he stared at me for, like five minutes. You're just a sweaty, wet, hot mess, dude. Like. Like heat's just radiating off you. Like, if I was sitting next to you, like, this far apart, you could feel the heat off your body. You just run so hot. Crazy. Definitely running hot. You got the video. I just watched the clip back of Gavin cooling off. And in the far distance at the end of the table, Alex looks mortified with what is going on. Let's see it. Yeah. Can you put it up? I think this is pretty mad about the donuts and the water. And apparently you guys were, like, on one because she texted me, like, gavin and Evan are gonna be a liability. I said, when aren't they? And then, like, I didn't know how bad it really was. And then, you know, obviously you guys got in the continental. There was something about those freaking colorful Tony cams everywhere. I was trying to keep them off the head table because I was like, this looks crazy, but just you looked around the entire wedding and it was just Tony's every. My own uncles were drinking Tony everywhere. Yeah. My cousin who just turned 21, I'm like, how are you liking the Tonys? He goes, ah, there's just one problem. They go down too easy. Really? Yeah. That was actually the only thing that I heard people say. They're like, dude, I've had like six of these. They're so good. That was awesome. Shout out, Tony. Did Bubbler sponsor it too? Yeah, Bubbler sent a bunch of drink. We do. We have so much left. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, we can never have too much drank around the shop here, so. Shout out, Bubblers. Shout out Tony. Seriously, like, always comes through, we'll let you guys go back to your day. We're gonna go open gifts. Lots of people gave us gifts. That was really nice. Yeah. Was I supposed to get you guys a gift? You probably should. Did you at least get him a card? You owe them a watch. Both you guys. I'll get you guys. Have you ever been to a wedding before? No, actually, two weeks ago was my first one. My sister's. Okay. Did you? That had to be hard for you. Everybody was telling me how to find a three wheeler. Yeah, how did that go? You. You. You left my bachelor party, which is totally acceptable to go, and you flew there barely made. Barely made. Ordered two flights just to make sure you'd make it. Exactly. Just. It went well. Oh yeah. It was a hell of a day, man. I woke up at 6am, had an hour and a half long boat ride, you know, and then took off at 8, landed in Phoenix, and then Phoenix to Denver and then how to make it to the wedding by like 3:30 for pictures. It was just brutal. But thankfully had a hell of a time, you know. Did you cry? Yeah, I cried a little bit. It was cute. It was super cute. Yeah. But no and yeah, same thing. Beautiful wedding. But yours definitely was a lot more fun. Like there was something about your guys's wedding that just put it up there. Second wedding ever. That. I mean, that's pretty good. Yeah. Have you ever been to a wedding? It's not showing. Yeah, it's not showing. I got a bone to pick with you, Gav. Run it. Oh, you're starting this right now? Yeah. Are we bringing this? I think we should finish it, honestly. Finish what? You want to talk about it? I got intel yesterday. Oh, this is gonna be good. You were talking me as I'm trying to film this video. What's up with that? Me and Spenny were together. We're just talking. What does that have to do with anything? Why you should talk to me. What do you mean, why am I talking? You? I'm not. I thought we were good. No, no. Not even talking. I think we're just saying, such a little douche. No, I love him, but he's such a little douche. Exactly. No, just saying it as it is. I don't think there's anything wrong. I hate to interrupt this really intriguing. Arg. Bye, Sydney and Micah. I hope you guys have a great, great little weekend honeymoon or whatever you guys are doing. See you guys. All right. Yeah. Love you guys. Gavin and Dalton have some beef to squash. This has been, apparently, a long time coming. Last time you were here, Gavin, you left early due to how pissed you were at Dalton specifically. Well, I did have to go buy my giveaway truck, but I was not happy. I was ready to get out of there at that point. Really? That's the first time I think I've ever heard that. You were, like, trying to get out of here. No, no, no, no. I had to leave. I. The giveaway truck. I was hearing that you just wanted to get out of here. You were like, I'm over this. Gab was telling me that, like, he was so pissed off, he just had to get out of there the same day. No, I didn't tell you that. No. It was the next morning I left. I brought you to the airport. Thank you, Ken. But, yeah, no, stand by everything I said, but I'm not trying to be mean in any way, but. Yeah, that's everything you said. 100%. Well, I. There was maybe a couple mean words out there, but for the most part, yeah, 100% standby. It was 45 minutes of mean words. That bad? It's because he couldn't say sorry right away. If he said sorry in the first two minutes, it would have been done. But then he kept bickering back and forth, which is respectable. I mean, you would have just came up to me and be like, hey, like, dude, I should have just came up to you and just given you one. Just right in the stomach or something. Punch me. I heard that you were so pissed that after, like, hours after, when you were walking past Dalton's office to go to your room, you were like, you, Dalton. No. That's what you were saying. Definitely not. What was he doing? Oh, dude, I don't think I've ever been that pissed. Yeah, so you were pissed, bro. Just come clean. I was Actually. Oh, yeah, you were fuming. Yes, I was fuming, dude. Yeah, normally. So why were you so mad? Because I took my clothes off. It's been a build up of things. For the past year I've known him, honestly, but it's always been the same relationship every time. This time, he just finally took it a tad bit too far. So what was it? Because he was on a dirt bike, naked, chasing you? No, that part was fine. Like, I enjoyed that part. It was so ridiculous. I thought it was so ridiculous. And yeah, him and Spenny, they cornered me a couple times. You know, funny stuff. Next thing you know, we're all just watching them. They're hitting the FMX ramp. They're having a great time. And, you know, 10, 20 minutes goes by them. Them right butt, ass naked. And we're just chilling now. Everything's getting cleaned up. I'm just sitting there on the three wheeler having a good time, you know, probably cracking a Tony now. We're done riding for the day and Dalton gets in front of me. And I see Evan recording on top of the hill. And he's all revving it up like he's gonna, you know, clutch dump it and just roost me. I was like, ah, there. Just don't do it. Because he'd already pissed me off. He knew I was already mad. But we're chilling and he's still naked. Not okay. And so he's looking up at Evan. I go, dalton, if you do it, I'm actually gonna lose it. And he's red bombing it for about 15 seconds. And I go, dalton, like, actually don't do it. Like, I tried to tell him, like, this is it right here. Like, if you do. I really didn't think he was gonna do it. That's what pissed me off so bad, is the fact that he still did it. And he looked up at Evan, smirked, and just let it go. Just let it rip. Evan loved it. Yeah, of course. Of course he loved it. But, yeah, just roosted the out of me. And after that, I lost my cool. And I can really keep my cool. Like, I. I know how to get. I know how to stay calm for the most part. Like, definitely can stay calm. But that one was just a turning point. And I let him have it for 45 minutes. Hey, that is not exactly how it happened. We were all roosting each other and we were having a good time. Who was all roost? You and Spenny were roosting me. I wasn't roosting you guys. And then we were trying to get you to go on the FMX ramp. And you wouldn't do it. Yes. You wouldn't do it. Yeah. Spending Dalton were trying to get you naked. And I'm not running that. We were riding around whatever. And then, you know, spinning. Was roosting you too. He honestly roosted you more than I did. Okay, I didn't care about that me. Because the 10 minutes went by. If you guys hit the FMX FMX ramp. We're just chilling. Dude. We are chilling. If you watch the video back spending roost you even harder after I do you. Well, I wasn't paying attention to that. I was already yelling at you. Exactly. It's not okay if you roost him, but it's okay if spending does. When both. I wouldn't have never gave funny that either. No, I wouldn't. Then you got off so easy because they literally tag teamed you did the exact same thing and you took all the anger out on. No, it was totally. Which I think was a little unfair. He wasn't teasing me, though. It's not like he was. He could have split the difference. He was just running it. If he was gonna run it, he ran it. He was just sitting there teasing me for 20 seconds and giving the. Don't do was just funny because I was the one who fully started roosting you too. And then Dalton got it on it. But then I was like. I kind of, like, fizzled out to the side. And then Dalton got back in. And then I came back in at the end and started roosting you. And you just didn't even care that I was. I didn't even know. I don't even remember you freaking roosting. He was just locked on the dog. How did you feel when those two guys finally got you cornered up against the limo? I knew it was game over. I hated that dude. Just two naked boys. Freaking get me. Gav, you didn't really think you were gonna be able to outrun me and Dalton, did you? I thought there was maybe a chance I was on the 450 and I just end up getting cornered. Why is the limo back there right now? Gotta put it somewhere. Gotta put it somewhere. Terrible placement. Yeah. For you. Yeah. Gavin thought he could outrun me on a three wheeler. This is where it goes back to Gabby. You don't know how wide you are. 100. You didn't know how wide your base was. Didn't even think about it. It. Yeah. And then got locked in that you're just strictly at a disadvantage on a three wheeler, quite frankly, 100% in every way possible, especially that situation. But yeah. And then 45 minutes, you know, it's probably not 45. 20 minutes of just giving it. No, no, no. Cuz you yelling me at the track for probably 30, and the whole neighbor probably heard it. Yeah, right. By that point, it was. The neighbors took their kids inside. Yeah, the neighbors did come over, actually. They did not. No, they just shut up. It said, dirt bike noise is fine, but that profanity that that hillbilly was hollering is not okay. Yeah, the grandkids were over. It was the fourth of July weekend. I gave it to you. How? I mean, I was feeding him the left. Every other word was was a f word. Oh, 100. Oh, yeah. Oh, and all of them. Yeah, yeah, No, I gave it to you. Yeah, yeah. Every single word. I wanted to call you. I called you it. I've always wondered. The funny thing is, is like you think that the awkward part would have been the two naked guys on the dirt bike, but the awkward part was Gavin's anger. I've never seen you mad. And then Gavin rolls off in the jail. Gav, you're making everyone uncomfortable. We should probably get dressed now. Well, and the worst part is I'm yelling at him on the truck and he's still naked. Dude, that was like. How are you not more mad about that? That was part of it, dude. That's part of why I lit him up so bad. That was the day before one day prior. This guy's PE in my freaking cowboy boot. You peed in my brand new Stetson. You peed in your Stetson because you put it in the toilet. Yeah, but don't be saying I did. I did not put it in the toilet. I'm just trying to hang out. Here's what happened. So wait, you got to start. Why were you and Spenny peeing together? Listen, listen, listen. So me and Spinny were having a combo. Spenny was actually going to take a shower, but we were just talking and then I go to take a listen. You're going to shower together? No, no, no, no. I was just going to the bathroom real quick. I was talking to Spencer and then Gavin. The door is, like, not locked, but it's shut all the way. And Gavin's like, trying to get the door. It's like he doesn't know how to open it. I think. I think it was like a push. And Spinny are locking yourselves in the bathroom together? No, we didn't lock ourselves I just said that. He starts ramming the door. Gavin, it's a pole. You don't close it, bro. There's not enough room for three people in here. It was the guest bathroom. And then he's like, yes, trying to move me while I'm trying to pee. It's like I'm midstream and he's like, bumping into me. I had to go pee. I wanted to take a shower. Okay, I didn't take that. The bathroom was occupied. Not in a weird way. It was just occupied. Okay, well, sorry. Anyways, we were already jammed in there. Dalton was doing his hair. I was trying to go pee. Or no. I knew that was a situation. Maybe I was doing yes, no, and I was trying to hop in the shower. Yeah, but we don't need three guys in the bathroom. What is going on, cj, how many bathrooms do you have in your house? Just to clarify this. 3. Oh, this is at my house? Yeah, this is at your house. I was like, what the fuck? So I don't even know what's going on. I'm so lost in your guys story. Like, I don't even know if this is even worth caring. Dumb and dumb. We're talking. I don't even know. I didn't even know that you were talking. I don't know what you guys. Basically, Gav barged into the bathroom and Dalton had his hat on the thing while Dalton was peeing. And Gavin knocked his hat into the toilet by accident. Dawn peed all over his Stetson. And then dawn was pissed. So I was like, dawn, you gotta pee in his boot to get back at him. You're the reason you told him to run that spenny. Yeah, you made him pee on his hat. Cool. I'm peeing on you later. Gnarly, dude. I did. Especially because I didn't do it on purpose. Yeah, you did some common courtesy. And we told you so many times not to come in the bathroom, and you just barged in there no matter what. Just wanted to hang out with the fellas and get a shower in. I didn't think it was weird. Hang out with the fell. It's a small, barely fits one person bathroom. Correct. But you got freaking going to cram three of you guys in. There was going to try. Yeah. But it didn't work out. And then he peed on my. Yeah, at least I handled that super well. And that was just one of the things I kind of built into me being so mad at him. Dude, you did handle that really well. Thank you. Appreciate. And you ran that boot for the next 12 hours. You were walking around CJ's house. You put the. You put the boot back on after he beating it. And then you will go into CJ's house and you're like, oh, I better take my boots off. And then you're walking around with a peace off wet foot. Like you just see like a wet footprint. I did feel bad about that one. There actually was blood on that bathroom door, which made sense because I like wiped it off. Like who the puts blood all over the door and doesn't even clean it up? I kind of assumed it was Gavin. He's really the only guy I know that's actively bleeding 247 and. And also doesn't clean up after himself, so. Oh. What? I mean, I'm not. It's whatever. Gather clean up. What do you mean? I'm pretty well about it. Did you. Did you clean up the fudge bar at Ben's? 100% I did. That's cuz. That was so bad. And you got called out in the moment shred. You fell asleep with a fudge bar in his mouth. If someone else. If someone wouldn't have caught that. You fell asleep with a fudge bar and then got over the couch, you would have just woke up in milk. Like, all right, what are we doing today? And you would have left and then Ben would have came like an hour. Why fudge over my couch? And then Ben would be cleaning up and you'd be out riding your three. Probably piling it up somewhere. Definitely doing that. You're out of the three wheeler thing. Hanging all over the bathroom. There's mud everywhere. They're hanging up. At least. At least they're not on the ground. You know how many outfits you wore on three Tuesday? I went through four thick outfits too. They were all really good outfits. Dude, the best outfit. Everyone laying Everywhere just scattered 102 pairs of Lulu's gone. Yeah, well, they're not gone. There's just one by the pool table. One in the bathroom. Shirt over there. Gav. Gav did know that he spilled that little fudge bar on the couch though, because when he woke up the next morning, he came and I was sitting on the couch and I knew he was sitting there. And he comes up, he walked by and just naturally pulls it over. So you weren't gonna clean it up. He wasn't. He's just gonna try to move on. Wasn't him. Could have been anyone outed. Whose fudge thing is, he still got fudge on his. I don't even eat fudge on the couch. The blanket over, and then just walks into the kitchen. And I was like, already crying, laughing. I was like, this is way too funny. So I uncovered it, cuz I knew it was gonna be. I was just trying to hide it from Ben. I was gonna clean it no matter what, but I was just trying to hide it before he saw it. And then he saw it. It was partially his fault. Dude, it's three in the morning. He offers me a fudge stick. Hey, kid. Gavin's like the kid on a trike eating a fudge stick. Yeah, dude. I'm getting really close to the end of finishing. I have probably a quarter of the left and I knew I was falling asleep and that's why I should have stood up. I'm always passing the blame to somebody else. But you just blame Ben for giving you a treat that you made a mess. He shouldn't have gave me. This is literally Gavin. Yeah, that's Gavin. This is literally Gavin, Gavin, Gavin eating a fudge stick. Dude, you were tweaking out at the wedding though, for what, 12? You guys didn't see it, but Gav was actually tweaking the whole wedding. What do you mean I was tweaking? Tell me about it. Like, he was like, dude, we. We gotta do something. Oh, 100. Getting so boring here. He's like, I'm just so bored. He's like, we gotta do something quick. And I'm like, dude, go huck some donuts in the Continental. And he's like, you really? You think I should? And then Ev caught wind of it and EVs like 100 bucks. 100 bucks on it. Next thing you know, we're running over to Ben. Ben's got money. Come on, keep me out of this. God damn it. Did I have money in? Did I have money in? I can't remember. Nope, I didn't. I can't remember. But the whole thing was hilarious. It was hilarious, dude. The best part was nobody even noticed this. But Gavin's. There's a 20 foot stream of grass and dirt flying out the back of the continental. And Dalton does a hurdle over the dirt so he doesn't get roosted in his his soup. And he's still filming and high jumps the roost. It was actually insane. It could have been worse. Imagine if that car was like loud and it would have actually made a scene or if it started on fire or something. That would have been great. Like if it piled it up into a tree. I mean, this I'm not speaking tree would have been expensive. I'm just speaking for myself personally. I think that it's going to age better and better as time goes on. And it's a pretty legendary moment. Moment for me. It was the initial reaction. I actually called Nikki from the caterer's tent. She goes, yeah, people aren't stoked. Yeah, I didn't even eat it. You didn't even go eat at the table after? No, no, we had already eat dinner. This was after dinner. But it was like exciting because now it's. All the speeches and stuff are going on. It's a big moment. Gavin just barges right back in there. God bless him for that. But I was. I was. Was not feeling very welcomed. I mean, Gav's not gonna let his actions ruin the rest of his night, you know, so I'm like, I'm just. Now's not the right time to. Just because we're sitting basically in the middle of the venue. So my. I'm just gonna tiptoe around. Yeah. Like I said, called Nikki. She's like, yeah, I don't think anyone's that stoked about it. So I'm hanging out with the caterers and whatever and I felt pretty bad. And then two, three hours fast forward when the dance is going on and everyone's having some cocktails, whatever. I didn't hear one negative review on it. Yeah, I didn't hear. I think just initially people were like, what's going? Yeah, yeah. When I. Bad time, bad table. After filming it, the people around, like, they didn't. I didn't know the people sitting around me, but they knew that I was like, kind of a part of it. And I go back and they're like, what's going? Like, what just happened? Like, what was that all about? Like, what was that guy thinking? Like. Like he wasn't. They're like, are the cops gonna be on the way? Like, they had no clue what was going on. Donuts in the grass. They were like, like, this guy's got to get out of here. Like, who? Like, what is this guy's problem? That me and Gavin should have been kicked out and should have been gone. Yeah. The people were tweaking at our table. They had no clue what just happened. They didn't know what they were getting into. I think what made it look worse was Ken, like going over there and yanking the key. Like that's what made it look worse. Like. Cuz then it was like, oh, like it could have just been parked and everyone went back to their chair. But Ken went over. Evan, get out of the car. He's like, you had the car keys. I'm taking the car keys back. You would be done, cuz. Knowing you two, you would go back at it 45 minutes later. We probably should have. Hey, in Ken. In Ken's defense, he can't help himself sometimes. You knew what we were doing, though. Why'd you come over so pissed? Because you guys, like. Like, it was a little aggressive. Was it the time? The timing was God awful. Yeah, I thought you were gonna throw one donut, and then you did, like, four loops. Yeah, you ripped it that way. And then. And then you started driving back towards the tent. I thought you were gonna park it. And then you started spinning the other way. And when you reversed into the cabbage, what was that about? Trying to get more speed, Dude, Gav, when you get married one day, we should all come in on three wheelers. And then you should crash through the head table. You don't have to tell him to crash. He just will. He just will. We'll just set up a pretty easy stunt for him. Yeah, Everything else will fall into place. It'll be a jump. It'll be a jump. A little wedge to go over the table. It'll be a wedge. It'll be a 1 inch gap. 1 inch gap. What the. What the. I should not be okay right now. I should not be okay. Everyone's like this. Only us are laughing. Everyone's appalled. Yeah, you gotta. Oh, 100%. Hey, you guys can do whatever you want at my wedding. And just so you know, get. Look good. Just run it. You gotta run it. I will literally hire you. What's up? You can put on a performance at my wedding. I'm down. Like, I'll pay for it. I will, though. Worth it. Let's do it. Yeah. Give him a three wheeler and let him do his thing. No, I agree with what CJ said. Just set up a. You know, you don't, like, tell them what to do. You just. Little ramp over there, some supplies. Maybe leave the three wheeler with a full tank of gas over there. It's like having a playground for Lamborghini. Keys in it for no reason. Just, like, half a dozen pallets there and FTW ramp over there. Things will come together. Fireworks. Yeah. Dalton's truck. Gab's probably just gonna have his wedding, like, out at the moto track or something. Oh, 100 in my back 40 for sure. Or at the moment, that would actually be sick. That big tent that might get at the Track. Are you down okay, though? We'd get, like, that big tent. It was like an outdoor wedding. Like, it might as well be right in the middle of the motocross track. That'd be pretty soon. It'd be pretty epic, honestly. Pretty decent spot. That'd be on. On par. And we'd have to cut the grass, of course. Ken's mother was hyped on it, I bet, actually. Oh, you kids are always up to something. I mean, grant in on that. Sorry about your continental. Yeah, probably fine. I think you should come and swap it. Absolutely. Absolutely not. Actually have the perfect width and perfect everything. Put a 12 valve in it. Absolutely not. I think Hellcat. Hellcat. It's perfect for a Cummins cat. No, it is. That's what they actually run that are like old coupe to fills. That's what people are doing. Yeah, exactly. Yep, exactly. Who's doing that? There was a guy at rednecks paychecks that had the exact same setup. Are you sure it wasn't like a continental body sitting on. No, it was the absolute continental. Do you know how much that continental cost? Well, his was all beat up. I mean, we're talking about one that got clapped back in the day. No, ken's. Ken's was 80 grand. I should not have been driving it. Like, not okay. Probably the first time that thing's done some donuts in his whole life. And I'm pretty old. I forgot this part. When I said when Carolyn was. Was. Was stoked on. On our donuts, she actually goes, if you bring that El Camino over, I'll do a donut. Holy. And it actually sparked the fire where I'm like, I don't know how this is gonna work logistically, but I think I need to get back to the shop and get the El Camino. Because if Ken's mom whips a donut, what are they gonna be mad at Ken's mom then? Can you imagine? The windows are tinted. They don't see what's going on. Carolyn. They go to jail. Yeah. Carolyn hops out. It's probably a good thing I didn't tell you guys, because you guys would have made it. Oh, we would have. 100 made that. I just knew that logistically, I had. It wasn't happening for me. Oh, man. Ken, your mom's kind of a wild card occasionally. She is. Yeah. She's so funny. Every time I see her. She's so entertaining. How did you feel about what she said about your stunt? What did she say about it? I forget exactly. It Was kind of mild. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I jumped over. I'm sorry. It was. Yeah, I'm sorry. There were so many stunts going down. Made it look too easy. Spanish me. Like, that's the difference between me and you. She actually didn't even know who I was yesterday. She had no clue. I was like, hey, I'm Spencer. And she's like, oh, I don't think we've met. And I was like, yeah. I was like, remember? I did the big stunt? And you said, nice to meet you. Nice to have met you. Yep. That's where Ken gets it from, though. Ken doesn't know anyone ever. Oh, no. Absolutely no shot. I know anyone. He doesn't know a single name. That was fun. Yeah, Legendary. Well, what do you guys think? I think we burned down Zorbas. Oh, no, we don't have. We can't go to Zorba's right now. Are you filming? What is he doing? What are we doing? Shredded competition on our hands. I forgot about this. I'm part of this gap. This is good. This is good. Okay. This is good. We. We have a thousand dollars on our hands. That's not your money. Somebody's gonna win it. Whose money is that? We. We got to pick you guys up at the farm. You guys ready? Money is that. Why do you have it? 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