Why Evan Was Almost Kicked Off Our Flight, Money Mike is DONE, & Our Dangerous Road Trip

Summary

Episode Summary: "Why Evan Was Almost Kicked Off Our Flight, Money Mike is DONE, & Our Dangerous Road Trip"

Life Wide Open with CboysTV dives deep into the chaotic yet exhilarating adventures of CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Micah during their latest road trip across Florida. This episode, released on February 11, 2025, captures the essence of friendship tested by unforeseen mishaps, vehicle troubles, and personal conflicts, all while maintaining their signature humor and camaraderie.

1. The Perilous Road Trip Begins

The episode kicks off with the group reminiscing about their wild escapades in Key West, where their journey takes a dramatic turn. Spenny recounts, “[02:11] Benny: Many broke that moped in the first 15 minutes,” highlighting the initial chaos that sets the tone for their trip. Their reckless riding quickly leads to significant vehicle damage, sparking tension among the crew.

2. Trailer Troubles and the Seven Mile Bridge Incident

A central narrative unfolds as the team discusses the harrowing experience on the iconic Seven Mile Bridge. Evan describes the moment vividly: “[07:42] Ken: I mean, couldn't you feel it behind the wheel, Gav?” The trailer’s wheel blew out, causing it to sway dangerously close to the bridge’s barriers amidst oncoming traffic. Panic ensues as Mike exclaims, “[07:55] Spenny: Got a little chaotic,” illustrating the intensity of the situation.

As the trailer starts to catch fire, the group musters their limited firefighting resources. Evan reflects, “[10:52] Evan: Yeah, it started on fire, dude,” emphasizing the severity of the predicament. The team’s quick thinking and teamwork prevent further disaster, but not without leaving physical and emotional scars.

3. Managing Aftermath and Vehicle Decisions

Post-crisis, the conversation shifts to vehicle logistics and the looming decision about Money Mike’s new purchase. Mike shares his dilemma: “[18:24] Evan: Dude, your trailer...” Leading to a lively debate on whether to invest in heavily modified vehicles or stick to stock models. This segment provides insight into the practical and financial considerations the team faces, blending humor with real-life implications.

4. Group Dynamics and Rising Tensions

The trip isn’t just about vehicle woes; interpersonal conflicts surface, particularly between Ken and Evan. Evan recounts a tense moment on their flight: “[35:27] Evan: Well, what she said, it wasn't the flight attendant.” Ken’s frustration reaches a peak, sparking a heated exchange that threatens to fracture the group’s unity. This raw portrayal of friendship under pressure adds depth to the episode, showcasing the challenges of maintaining harmony amidst chaos.

5. Celebrating Ken’s Birthday Amidst Mayhem

Amid the turmoil, the group plans to celebrate Ken’s birthday, injecting moments of lightheartedness and reflection. Spenny suggests, “[22:35] Spenny: Yeah, but the good news is we made it to Key west for Big Ken's birthday,” signaling a pivot towards celebration despite preceding hardships. The ensuing discussions about karaoke and mini-golf highlight their efforts to bond and find joy amidst the trip’s unpredictability.

6. Content Creation and Audience Engagement

Throughout the episode, the team contemplates the future of their content creation. Mike muses, “[61:58] Dalton: Would you, would you run the Mega Rex as a daily?” Discussing whether to focus on vehicle builds or share their spontaneous adventures, they weigh audience preferences against their creative instincts. This meta-conversation offers listeners a glimpse into the strategic considerations behind their engaging content.

7. Reflecting on the Journey and Looking Ahead

As the trip draws to a close, the group reflects on their experiences. Evan sums it up poignantly: “[68:05] Dalton: Yeah, that's also true.” Acknowledging the mix of adrenaline-fueled moments and heartfelt connections, they toast to their resilience and the unbreakable bonds forged through shared trials.

Notable Quotes

• Benny: “[02:11] Many broke that moped in the first 15 minutes.”
• Evan: “[07:42] Couldn't you feel it behind the wheel, Gav?”
• Spenny: “[07:55] Got a little chaotic.”
• Evan: “[10:52] Yeah, it started on fire, dude.”
• Evan: “[35:27] Well, what she said, it wasn't the flight attendant.”
• Spenny: “[22:35] Yeah, but the good news is we made it to Key west for Big Ken's birthday.”
• Mike: “[61:58] Would you, would you run the Mega Rex as a daily?”
• Evan: “[68:05] Yeah, that's also true.”

Conclusion

In this action-packed episode, Life Wide Open with CboysTV encapsulates the essence of adventure, friendship, and the unpredictability of life on the road. From battling trailer fires on the Seven Mile Bridge to navigating personal conflicts and celebrating milestones, the group’s journey is a testament to their resilience and enduring camaraderie. Whether you're a longtime listener or new to the show, this episode offers a compelling mix of humor, tension, and heartfelt moments that underscore why their stories resonate with so many.

Transcript

[Mike]

You're definitely going to jail.

[Benny]

Benny broke that moped in the first 15 minutes.

[Spenny]

The trailer starts swaying back and forth. Almost hits the freaking wall.

[Dalton]

Running out of money.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

It's like she basically kind of walks away like. Like scolding you, almost like a mom. And you go like this. Throw your hands up in the air. But she was like, you go in there, you die.

[Spenny]

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[Gavin]

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[Ken]

Good morning, life. Wide open.

[Spenny]

Morning, dude. Feels like the longest evening ever.

[Ken]

Yeah, but the podcast drops in the morning.

[Spenny]

Oh, you're right.

[Mike]

Yeah, good point. Well, we're all really tanned up now that I'm getting a good look at you guys in this dimly lit room. You guys got some color, dude.

[Evan]

Yeah, we're. Well, we're posted up Key west in our luxurious hotel room. As you guys can see, we got all the boys. We just got done just ripping mopeds around Key west, being absolute menaces on the streets.

[Spenny]

I don't even know if ripping, like, even starts to describe it. It's almost terrorizing.

[Evan]

Yeah, we were. We were bobbing and weaving. We were riding on the sidewalks. Spenny was hitting some jumps features. He was. He was jumping that thing like it's one of his enduro bikes.

[Benny]

Many broke that moped in the first 15 minutes.

[Mike]

Yeah, that was. What's crazy is that when you broke the exhaust, dude, I mean, it was like. It didn't even sound like a chainsaw. It sounded like a straight pipe chainsaw.

[Ken]

An ultralight aircraft.

[Mike]

Yeah. So bad.

[Evan]

I don't know if the video is out yet, but just put a clip of Spenny sitting there next to that tour bus. Just. I felt bad for them, Honestly.

[CJ]

I felt bad riding it, too. Like, when I broke that in the first five minutes, I was like, oh, God, this is going to be a long day. Like, this is not going to be good.

[Spenny]

Buddy was pissed when you brought it back.

[Evan]

I know.

[CJ]

They're. They're like. He's telling me that he races mopeds and that he knows I did it on perfect.

[Spenny]

He races moped.

[CJ]

That's what he told me. He's like, I race mopeds. He's like, you did this on purpose. You're paying for it.

[Evan]

But then the other homie comes up, and we were like, no, it was rusted. It was rusted.

[CJ]

Yeah.

[Benny]

That thing was so rusted out, one little rock chip would have sent that thing.

[Ken]

It would have been pretty bad if they charge you $27.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was crazy. Of all the things. Of all the, you know, social things that we've done. Rollers and vehicles. I've never seen that many people closing, covering their ears.

[CJ]

Dude, people were pissed. I saw a little kid. He looked like he was gonna cry. He was up on his dad's shoulders, and he was just, like, making a crazy face like he's about to start crying.

[Ken]

There's a lot of old people down here in the Keys. They don't like the loud noises.

[Benny]

No, they probably barely even heard it.

[Ken]

By the faces they were making. They heard.

[CJ]

Yeah, people come down here to retire for the quiet. And then you got some kid just went.

[Evan]

I mean, it was so loud, they could hear you from the moped place, just buzzing around the island. I'm sure they knew. They were like, that's one of our mopeds.

[Spenny]

So this is our first time down in the Keys, and I don't know, like, we're Florida people, man. Like, we started really Daytona. We come to Florida every year because it's where you can.

[Evan]

Multiple times a year.

[Spenny]

Yeah, multiple times a year. Because right now, like, we came down here to do this dirt biking video, which you guys will see, but we can't ride dirt bikes at all. So. So what are we gonna do? We gotta come to Florida, obviously, but I don't know if we can handle Key west, man. We're falling apart at the seams down here. I mean, the moped thing, obviously, but just the trailer.

[Evan]

Even the vehicle was trying to stop us from getting here. I like it here. The Key west is a whole nother vibe. First off, Feels like. It doesn't feel like you're in the United States. It's a different vibe. But let's touch on the trailer.

[Spenny]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Evan]

Drift delivery. Gotta scare me.

[Mike]

The trailer.

[Evan]

That's only gonna do something.

[Mike]

The trailer blowing a wheel is an insane story. But Gavin just delivered.

[Evan]

It's like a waiter, dude.

[Mike]

Rita.

[Spenny]

A waiter.

[Evan]

A waiter.

[Ken]

Not only can he wrench, he can serve.

[Evan]

All right, so explain to me this whole situation. Cuz I wasn't in the vehicle when the wheel exploded and inevitably started on fire.

[Spenny]

Oh. Oh. We had to get down here last night. And it always seems that these nighttime drives with the trailer some. That's when everything goes wrong.

[Evan]

Right?

[Spenny]

We don't go to Firehouse Subs. Went to Dave's Hot Chicken. Way better than Firehouse Subs.

[Evan]

So we got two rigs, we got two vehicles. A little side story here. And, you know, we're like. We're basically road tripping across Florida. And I'm in a vehicle with Ben, Spenny, Dalton, Ken, and we'll be like, where should we eat? And I always go, spenny, where do we. Where do you want to eat? And wherever he says, I say, all right. And that's where we go. You've been fired. Chick Fil A. Evan goes. Chick fil a sucks.

[Ken]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Evan]

You didn't like Chick fil A?

[Ken]

I've been telling everybody this. It is overrated.

[Evan]

Okay, but so Chick Fil a was. Chick fil a was overrated. Whatever. But no, we. We went to Chipotle and you said that was what? What'd you say about that? Okay, so he said that was overrated. And then Spenny fires. Let's go Firehouse Subs. Evan just goes, Firehouse subs Sucks. Like, bro, we ain't ever going to find a spot that you want.

[Benny]

Everything is either overrated or Cheeto.

[Evan]

He wants to eat at the gas station for efficiency.

[Ken]

It keeps us moving. Every time we stop, we're down for like 40.

[Evan]

There's not even a meal hardly at a gas station. Besides, like, some hot dogs, which obviously Mike wants.

[Ken]

You live off of nuts.

[Evan]

I don't. I don't.

[CJ]

You can't start your day eating breakfast at a gas station.

[Ken]

I've done it for like 10 years. Honestly. Honestly, more than 10 years.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

And that's why I'm such a.

[Evan]

Well, anyway, so. Yeah. But yeah, enough about that. But yeah, so carry on. You guys didn't want to go to Firehouse Subs because Evan doesn't like it.

[Spenny]

Thinks it sucks, and then we are Driving down to the keys, which. The keys, obviously, the more south you get, there is less and less stuff out here. And there's more bridges than there is land.

[Evan]

So we're driving long bridges.

[Spenny]

Long bridges. So we're driving Mike's single axle trailer, which he was super sick of us. Super sick of him. To let us destroy.

[Evan]

Not destroy. We didn't intentionally.

[Spenny]

Intentionally. And we're ripping across the seven mile bridge, which as far as I'm concerned, is the longest bridge in America, bro. Seven miles is a long ways. And you're. If you're on this sketchy two lane, it's got like a shoulder about this wide. We're driving down it and the tire blows. The trailer starts swaying back and forth, almost hits the freaking wall of the bridge. There's oncoming traffic. And I yell tire. To which Gavin yells, where? I'm like, what the do you mean where? Behind us. He thought I yelled fire. So he locks up the or starts slowing down pretty quickly because he thought we were on fire. But that's obviously.

[Ken]

I mean, couldn't you feel it behind the wheel, Gav?

[Mike]

Then you got.

[Spenny]

Well, a lot was happening.

[Evan]

Obviously there was something wrong.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I hear him say yell tire and I hear fire. And I just immediately, I'm like, well, we got to get this taken care of right now.

[Spenny]

Got a little chaotic. And we eventually get to the side of the road and then a semi about takes the mirror off on the side of our pickup.

[Evan]

It was a narrow bridge.

[Spenny]

Goes, this is not worth dying for. We have to get off this bridge. So we're like, all right, we're going to limp this. This trailer across the rest of the bridge. It can't be that far because we don't know we're on the seven mile bridge. I Google it. I see like, okay, there's really nothing to pull over. I keep scrolling up the map.

[Evan]

Bridge go for.

[Spenny]

I get to the end. 6.9 miles.

[Evan]

Oh, my gosh.

[Spenny]

Start of this bridge.

[Mike]

But to put it into perspective, how narrow it was, we couldn't turn around to go the easy way back. You couldn't turn around.

[Ken]

It would have been a 12 point turn. You would had to stop traffic.

[Mike]

You would have got t bone 12 times.

[Ken]

Simply not in 100. Not enough.

[Evan]

It was nerve wracking too, because it was just pitch dark because you're basically going across where the ocean is.

[Benny]

Like, there's no point of refuge.

[Evan]

You look out, darkness all around you.

[Spenny]

No, it was actually spooky. We thought about it. We're like, dude, If a car is coming at us and we have to jump out of the way, do we jump into the ocean? Like, obviously you don't jump off a bridge, but like a bridge in a water, you can.

[Ken]

Well, we talked about this after. We all actually thought this on our own. And then later on we're like, yeah, we. Yeah. Would you have done? Oh, yeah, I was thinking about it. Yeah, I was too.

[Spenny]

We all said we'd take the car over the water. Dude, it looked too scary.

[Ken]

I actually was still thinking about the water, honestly.

[Spenny]

Were you?

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

It was a game time decision.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Ken]

I don't know what I would have done when it really happened.

[Mike]

One of my first thoughts as it blew was like, man, I know there's like a super long bridge somewhere in these keys. I hope it's not. I look up, we're on the bridge. Like, just what are the odds?

[Evan]

So you end up pulling this thing across the bridge.

[Spenny]

Yeah. So we just start driving at. I don't know, what do you say, Gav?

[Evan]

30 started at 25.

[Spenny]

25.

[Ken]

I saw 27 on the dash. I'll give you the credit.

[Spenny]

So we. We were pushing it, but we're like.

[Evan]

Dragging it on the rim. But it was bare rim. Just. Oh, it was okay.

[Spenny]

So we're like, all right, it'll be fine. You know, it's just going to roll. Well, the tire eventually disintegrates the rest of the way. Then you get to the rim, and then you hit one of like those things in the bridge, you know, where they like flex. And it caught the tire and then, like, tore up the rim. And so then we basically ended up just dragging it on the hub. Seven miles.

[Ken]

Well, we basically wore completely through the rim and then. And then got into the hub. Mike, why don't you show off your trophy?

[Mike]

Oh, that's what's left of the wheel. Like, oh, my gosh, be careful. It's really dirty. So, like, even if you guys know what a drum brake on a old car or a trailer looks like, even the drum brake is like a half moon.

[Ken]

A solid third.

[Mike]

Yeah. Same size as that. Just gone.

[Evan]

I think you gotta tell the best part, though, now.

[Ken]

It started on fire.

[Evan]

Yeah, it started on fire, dude. I'm sitting there like kind of eyes closed. We're driving, you know, I'm just listening. Dalton's like, you know, we're talking about how your guys tire blue, whatever. And then Dalton goes, man, Mike's always starts on fire. Leave it to Mike. That's why we're using Mike's trailer, of course, start on fire. And I just like, bro, the tie. I'm in my head, I was like, the tire blue. You're being a little dramatic. I don't think it counts as a fire. And then an hour later, I look at the text message. I see the video. The thing was actually on fire.

[Mike]

Yeah, it started sparking. And I look back, and I. One of those times, like, sometimes I. I think something, and I don't say it out loud, but this time, I go, I think it's gonna start on fire. And then by that time, it was already.

[Evan]

Oh, it was, bro, Everything you own, Mike.

[Ken]

Everything.

[Mike]

House, dude, not your house.

[Evan]

Better be careful, though.

[Ken]

The rubber had, like, not a lot of rubber, but enough rubber to light on fire. Had, like, got behind the rim and was wrapped up in the axle. So the sparks started that rubber on fire. But the problem was the. The floor of the trailer is wood. It's all metal. Trailer. I said that right away. I'm like, what's a metal trailer? It can't burn that good. And I realized it's. It's made out of wood and with.

[CJ]

A bunch of gasoline bikes in there, too.

[Ken]

A generator, four bikes, one wheels, lithium batteries.

[Dalton]

That was just.

[CJ]

That was just an absolute bomb waiting to go off.

[Evan]

I'd have been so bummed to lose two starks, the Harley and the R6 dirt bike. I would have sucked.

[Mike]

It wasn't an option. But we fired in our half water bottles. We didn't have much, and we.

[Ken]

Ryan used a coke.

[Mike]

Fired in Ryan's coke. My coke was a sacrifice. And then Evan pulls out this gallon jug of water, and we're, like, sick, Putting the fire out. So sketchy. That was about the longest we spent out of the vehicle. And what it was.

[Spenny]

Dude, we just watched all together, man.

[Evan]

Yeah, Play it, play it.

[Spenny]

You know me. I can be a little dramatic, dude.

[Ken]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I thought you guys were drunk. Listening to the way you were talking, Ryan.

[Spenny]

Yeah, I can be a little dramatic. Okay.

[Evan]

You.

[Benny]

I was like, oh, that's the funniest part.

[Spenny]

Obviously, I am in this moment being pretty dramatic.

[Ken]

He honks at me, bro, our rig is burning.

[Evan]

Yeah. Get out of the way.

[Ken]

Sorry we inconvenience you. You had to swap lanes for. For a second.

[Mike]

Oh, sl.

[Spenny]

The down. Me being dramatic. Me being dramatic. And then I calm down.

[Dalton]

All right.

[Spenny]

Watch out for these cars. And then look at this guy. He literally is in our lane.

[Ken]

You.

[Evan]

Dude, he probably couldn't see you.

[Ken]

Can I. I couldn't do. I was going to say Can I devil's advocate for that guy?

[Spenny]

Oh, yeah.

[Ken]

You could see the freaking trailer with flashers and fire, but you were running like 50ft behind it. An iPhone light.

[Spenny]

No, that was right behind the trailer. But that helped when I did that. I think it helped. People started moving over earlier, but yeah.

[Ken]

I think it did help. But I could see where they're like, what is this maniac doing? Yeah, where if, like, if it was just the flaming trailer, maybe he wouldn't have. But honestly, I respect what you did because you were looking out for all of us trying to be firefighters. So thank you, Ryan. Thank you for your service.

[CJ]

What I'm excited for is to see the mark in the bridge when we drive home.

[Ken]

I don't even know if we should talk about it. We might get charged for seven miles.

[Evan]

We're sitting at the bar. Evan, myself and Mike and the. The bartender. Evan starts telling the story, like, yeah, we blew a tire on the way in on the bridge. He goes, that was you guys Shut up. Yes. And we go, what you heard about that? He goes, yeah. Where? It gets around pretty quick. It's pretty small town.

[Ken]

What?

[Evan]

It was on the. Did he say it was on the news?

[Mike]

Oh, he just said news travels.

[Evan]

Oh, news travels fast.

[Mike]

Yeah, that was pretty wild. So I guess, long story short, we get it to the parking lot. We. We avoided, like, you limp it?

[Ken]

You know, we did pass one sheriff on the bridge, but it look, he was like transport. There was like a wide load semi left us to make that. Yeah, to make the bridge even sketchier, there was like a wide load semi with an escort. So I'm pretty sure the sheriff called us in saying someone's in trouble, but he had to just keep going. But how long after when they actually showed up?

[Mike]

15 minutes.

[Evan]

You talked to him and we had.

[Ken]

Multiple cops, like, really, like 45 minutes to an hour, I would say. Oh, we heard there was a stranded vehicle on the bridge or something like a broken down vehicle. Like, yeah, well, this is the one. But we drug it off. But can you imagine if we actually were in distress? That's a pretty slow response time. Yeah, we're in the middle of nowhere.

[Evan]

You know what I thought of, like, so you guys are very well equipped and know how to handle a situation like that.

[Ken]

Yeah. Floor it, Gavin. Floor it, Gavin.

[Evan]

But I mean, realistically you are. Whereas if a normal person, or even for some reason, someone who's inexperienced was in that situation, that's how you die. You start trying to change it on the bridge. You get hit by a car like it was very smart to try and drag it. But the problem was it was Mike's trailer. And anything Mike owns, you got to know is flammable.

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[Evan]

Dude, your trailer. So is a brand new trailer or not brand new? Brand new to brand new to you. You bought your own trailer for your snowmobiles. That's. You know, you should have just let the company buy it because then it wouldn't start on fire.

[Mike]

But it's usually how it goes. I can't convince the company to buy something. I buy it. And then the company's like, a.k.a. the guys are like, this is really nice.

[Evan]

So we were pulling this thing across the country when I was driving behind you guys. It's just a single axle, and it's kind of tall, and it's. It's an interesting trailer. Being that it's a single axle. It's like doing this behind the whole time. It's like just kind of not. Not super crazy. But it doesn't pull just straight. It's shimmying. So it makes sense that it would wear the tire out.

[Mike]

And then those tires were old. I looked at the other one. Gavin's like, you might as well. I don't know who's at it. Might as well go check that other tire. I look at it, I'm like, not making it back to Minnesota.

[Evan]

That's. Yeah. Throw a couple freshies on before we go back.

[Ken]

It had a lot of tread, but it was dry, rotting.

[Evan]

Well, then that'll do it right there.

[Ken]

Which is a miracle. We made it a couple thousand.

[Benny]

I'm just glad you guys did this at night when there was ultimately very minimal traffic on that road.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Benny]

Because if we would have done that like this morning when there's just thousands of people crossing, that that would have.

[Spenny]

Could have been any more fun.

[Evan]

I think it would have been better in the daylight. Safer.

[Mike]

Well, it just was safer. But the. Yeah, the cop told us. He, He. They were both super nice, but he's like, oh, yeah, you should 100 have called 91 1. And it didn't. It didn't even cross my mind. I don't.

[Evan]

Mike's like, no, my vehicles start on fire all the time.

[Mike]

Just drive it. T. Fire was seriously a minimal issue in the grand scheme of things. The only scary part about the fire was that we had to exit the vehicle.

[Evan]

You were really nice about that. I was stressing pretty hard, and you're.

[Dalton]

Like, okay, so it's.

[Evan]

I mean, it's really not a big deal, but it's kind of on fire a little bit.

[Mike]

It kind of was like that because I didn't know if it would keep going or not.

[Ken]

I had made the comment, well, how much worse could it get if we. I didn't think, well, no, not with the fire, but I didn't think that the wheel was gonna wear this far off. I thought we were going to roll it off on the rim. But I had made the comment multiple times. I'm like, I don't care if this axle falls off completely and we are just dragging a box. We are not stopping on this bridge. We got a brand new Duramax. We can pull anything.

[Benny]

We really do. Just got to throw fire extinguishers in all of Mike's stuff.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

How about everybody's?

[Spenny]

Mike's only stuff is flammable, right?

[Mike]

Yes.

[Evan]

I did have everything I needed to fix it. I didn't have to buy a single tool, but I definitely need to be a little bit more prepared on these road trips.

[Mike]

You live and you learn, but so it was. It's just interesting. Like, we are at the southernmost point in the United States, so Southern right now. We drove ass trailers.

[Evan]

Yeah. We drugged that trailer all the way from the north, almost most northern point to the most southern point.

[Spenny]

I told Gab that I go, dude, you just got to drive up the rest of the way. It's like five hours from our house. Like, you might as well just drive the rest of the way and freaking go and drive through to it.

[Ken]

Make a tik tok.

[Dalton]

Hey.

[CJ]

Yeah, There you go.

[Evan]

That could be my big break.

[Spenny]

We could send Dalton with you.

[Evan]

Yeah, you and Dalton will be tik tok famous.

[Mike]

Oh, man, I've really enjoyed. It's kind of switching the topic here. Dalton on this trip, dude, that dude just loves taking photos, making content. Obviously, we all love making content, but he's like, just. We get out. Get back from going out to eat. He's like, should we go take pictures, boys? I'm gonna go get changed. It comes up dapper. It's super hot. He's got his Red Bull racing jacket on. I just. Just had such a good time.

[Spenny]

Florida, it's 85 degrees.

[Ken]

Dude, I'm sorry. But I got a pile on the Dalton stories here. Spenny asked Dalton if he wanted to go to the supercross race in Tampa with him. And Dylan goes, dude, I'd be so down, but I'd have to go shopping for a new outfit.

[Mike]

Yeah, he did say that.

[Spenny]

Oh, no.

[Ken]

Love you, Delta.

[CJ]

He's all out of sweaters.

[Evan]

Tough being that good looking.

[Spenny]

Yeah, but the good news is we made it to Key west for Big Ken's birthday.

[Ken]

Dude. Yeah.

[Evan]

Yeah. Are we gonna get on one tonight or what?

[Spenny]

I think find a mini golf course, dude, and get you back on the those.

[Evan]

No kidding. Yeah, that was pretty fun. I mean, we don't need to go to the mini golf course. I'll get on. I'm already on the tease here with you guys, but. Or whatever.

[Benny]

Maybe a full size golf course.

[Evan]

No, that sounds like too much work. We already were destroying mopeds today. I don't think we need to pile up a couple golf carts too.

[CJ]

We had a mega couple days. Yeah, it's been a couple days.

[Ken]

Start cart to the keys.

[Evan]

Because we only had so much space.

[Spenny]

Yeah, we know. We could have driven it on the road around here.

[Ken]

There are more golf carts than there are cars, I'm pretty sure.

[Spenny]

Hey, can you go home and get that and bring it back tomorrow?

[Benny]

You can do that in an evening.

[Dalton]

We gotta. We gotta bring our star cart to just like a retirement home down in Florida.

[Ken]

Break some necks.

[Benny]

People won't even know what's coming at them.

[Evan]

It is weird how, like, we are so far from home, but like, you could hop on a plane and be back.

[Ken]

You're farm.

[CJ]

Imagine me.

[Evan]

Yeah, yeah. Like the one lady, whole nother world.

[Mike]

Spencer tells her she's. He's from Canada. And she's just like, you're definitely going to jail.

[Evan]

Yeah. So we were trying to take the mopeds through a car wash today. And then the person came. Came out and started like, no, you can't. She was like, maybe Jamaican, like, joking with us. But she was like, you go in there, you die. And I was like, okay, that's a little much. I don't think Ryan's gonna die.

[Ken]

And then with brushes. Not a touchless car wash. Like with the big.

[Evan]

We've done that before. Not. Not that specific style. But then someone like, all right, whatever, we won't do it. And we're like, leaving, and she's like, filming us. And then Spenny's like, what are you filming? What's the content for? She's like, send this to the Police. You're going to jail.

[CJ]

I was like, what are you gonna do with that content? So then me and Dalton started posing, and we were like, flexing, and she was just, yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, hold on.

[Evan]

Get an angle here, get an angle here.

[Mike]

Then she hopped.

[Evan]

How about this?

[Dalton]

How's the lighting?

[CJ]

And then CJ and all the boys saw it and jumped in. And then CJ was like, hop in here with us. And then she's like, yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

But then after she got the picture with us, she then flipped back and was like, you're going to jail. And especially you if you're from Canada.

[Mike]

I do love seeing interactions like that. Like, the. She didn't know whether she was like. She was clearly entertained and enjoying it, but, like, having to do her job. And then she's like, you got. You can go over there and use the hose on the side of the building. And we're like, awesome. That. Yeah, that'll work.

[Evan]

Start using the hose.

[Mike]

Benny was trying to get her.

[CJ]

She wouldn't hose me down.

[Mike]

And then I started using it and she's like, you know what? Actually, no, you're done.

[Evan]

Get out of here. I'm calling the police.

[Mike]

Like, we got to get these mopeds cleaned off.

[Ken]

Yeah, but you were spraying. Spending more than the moped. I think is where she flipped the switch.

[CJ]

Oh, I wanted to, like, I wanted her to spray me down.

[Evan]

Start taking all your clothes off. Okay. Right here.

[Ken]

He was hardly wearing any to begin with.

[Evan]

That's true.

[CJ]

I think she wanted us to hose it down. But then when it kind of turned into a bikini bike wash, and she was like, that's not what she meant. She was like, you guys can just hose the bikes down. But, like, she didn't want us playing with the water.

[Spenny]

What are we going to do for your birthday, Kenny?

[Mike]

Karaoke?

[Benny]

I don't know. Maybe there actually was a lit.

[Spenny]

Karaoke.

[CJ]

I'm down for karaoke.

[Benny]

I stayed back last night, but I saw you guys had a pretty good time.

[CJ]

They had to celebrate. They made it across the bridge, dude.

[Spenny]

Honestly, we all hear. And it was. It was literally 1:30am we're supposed to get here like, 10, and we're like, it. We gotta go get a beer.

[Evan]

That's insane.

[Ken]

We got more than one beer, though. We did.

[Evan]

You guys were out till, like, what we were thinking.

[Benny]

I got a Snapchat from you guys at, like, 4:00am Me and Mike were.

[Ken]

Watching Supercross at 4:30 this morning.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Shout out, Ken Roxton.

[Mike]

Kickstart Ken. We thought there. I personally thought there'd be one. One restaurant slash bar slash whatever open one something. And there was about the entire street worth of bars open. People were open. We could get food still at 3 in the morning.

[CJ]

What even is it?

[Evan]

Monday.

[CJ]

What day is it? Yeah, it was ripping that hard on a Tuesday.

[Spenny]

Yeah, Monday.

[CJ]

Yeah, Monday. What day is it?

[Evan]

Vacation down, man.

[Spenny]

Oh, it was lit, dude. There was a whole bunch of Argentinian people singing Spanish karaoke.

[CJ]

Oh, I can't wait to get in there and. And sing some Canadian songs.

[Mike]

There we go.

[Ken]

What's a Canadian song?

[Mike]

Any Justin Bieber song.

[Evan]

Anything by Nickel.

[CJ]

Anything by Nickelback.

[Dalton]

I'm actually going to go back with.

[CJ]

You Saving Me by Nickelback. I'm running that tonight for sure.

[Evan]

Gates won't open.

[Mike]

Is it that song?

[Ken]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Oh, yeah.

[Dalton]

Yep.

[Spenny]

Other than Nickelback, does like Canada have like music artists and.

[CJ]

Yeah, we got jb.

[Evan]

A lot of really good artists have came from Canada. Yeah, Drake. Drake. Yeah. I mean, those.

[Spenny]

Where'd they go after they got famous?

[Evan]

JB are massive.

[Spenny]

They probably came to America.

[CJ]

Yeah, they came to America just like you, dude. Actually, I think, I think Nickelback is still, still in Canada.

[Ken]

They are the best hated on, swear to God.

[Mike]

They dropped a documentary on them and it's really good and it's. It talks about how they. Oh, you just gotta go watch it.

[Evan]

I've always liked Nickelback. It just became like a trend to hate on them, dude.

[CJ]

I've always loved their grade. Always.

[Benny]

Nickelback on Friday.

[Evan]

No.

[CJ]

Yeah, I'm coming.

[Spenny]

You're going to freaking.

[Benny]

You're going to Tampa?

[CJ]

I'll cancel everything to go to Nickelback.

[Mike]

Wait, you're going to see Nickelback?

[Benny]

Yeah, they're playing on Friday, dude.

[Ken]

It's the best.

[CJ]

I went and saw them in the summer is the best concert I've ever been to.

[Ken]

I thought the reason you'd cancel your other plans is because you wanted to see them so bad.

[CJ]

No, I already saw them this year once, but I want to go again because they're my favorite. Can we wrap this and go hit the karaoke bar right now?

[Mike]

Karaoke all day.

[CJ]

Can we just drop it and go hit it right now?

[Ken]

I need to get in there.

[Dalton]

Dude, the. The Nickelback at a karaoke bar vibe can go one of two ways. Like, it can either make everyone in the bar just like super depressed and be like, what is wrong with this kid?

[Mike]

Or.

[Dalton]

Or it's like, dude, this guy knows how to bring the party.

[CJ]

If you pull up to a karaoke bar and sing Rockstar by Nickelback every Single person in there will sing it. Everybody knows that song, dude.

[Mike]

Let's.

[Ken]

Let's try it.

[CJ]

Let's do it.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Tonight.

[Mike]

Look at this graph.

[Dalton]

Honestly, Spenny, I've honestly always photograph. Look at how many seconds meme. I've always respected that spending. Like, is open about being a Nickelback fan because, like, I feel like Nickelback after they started getting hated on, like, nobody wants to admit that they're a Nickelback fan, but Spenny's like, wears it on his chest, dude.

[CJ]

I'm dropping Instagram reels to Nickelback.

[Mike]

No, but I think is a differ because all of us in the group, like, C.J. just said, I like Nickelback, and I was like, I do too. You. Well, we all do. But, yeah, you're actually a fan.

[CJ]

I'm dropping, like, story tags with Nickelback. I'm dropping Instagram reels. Dude, I love them, man.

[Mike]

Hey, can you guys white list your songs for my YouTube channel?

[Spenny]

Are they showing love to, like, a fellow Canadian?

[Evan]

No.

[Dalton]

No.

[CJ]

But if they knew. If only they knew I was tripling log doubles to Nickelback saving me.

[Dalton]

They'd be so hyped. So why. Why did it become such a trend to hate on Nickelback?

[CJ]

It's like Divorce Dad Rock. Like, it's out. It's like, like, that's what it is. That's like the category. It's like, divorce dad Rock. So people, I don't know, they just. They're just not down with it.

[Evan]

I feel like Nickelback can be played. It's like you could play Nickelback at a UFC fight. Like that shit. He's got a lot of lit songs.

[Ken]

Nobody actually hates them. It's like the entire world has been just been trolling them. Yeah, they say they don't, but. But you can't actually listen to them and not like it.

[Evan]

What started their problem was they were too good.

[Dalton]

So, like, yeah, they were too good.

[Evan]

So it got played on the radio way too much. And then people are like, ah, I heard this. All I ever hear is this song. So then they started hating on them, but realistically, they just got played too much because they were so good.

[Spenny]

Yeah, a bunch of my college buddies are creating the top 100 best songs of all time. We're trying to, like, put a list together.

[Evan]

It's like, Rockstar is number one, dude.

[Dalton]

Rockstar.

[Spenny]

It's so hard. And like, our list right now, it's probably 70 songs in it, and they're all, like, in the, like, 70s through 90s era or, like, you know, modern Songs you gotta throw in, you know, like the old stuff.

[Evan]

Right.

[Spenny]

And, like, some random stuff like that. But if anybody has any suggestions, I want to know. Like, I'm. I'm dedicated about making this list.

[Evan]

I mean, there's some pretty timeless songs. Like, so every time we go through Miami, we have to play Miami by Will Smith. And, like, I mean, I know Will Smith didn't have an awesome rap career, but he did make one banger song that is completely timeless. Miami by Will Smith.

[Ken]

I actually don't even know what you're talking about.

[Evan]

What?

[Ken]

I'm riding in a different vehicle. I'm riding a different vehicle.

[Evan]

You've never heard that song?

[Spenny]

We're listening to Booby Loo to Valley when we're in southern Florida.

[Ken]

I would have said that Rey Mysterio by Booby Ludavelli has been the theme song of this trip.

[Mike]

Well, of this. Yeah. Yeah.

[Ken]

I'm actually pretty sure that's why the trailer lit.

[Mike]

Take a listen.

[Ken]

Welcome to Miami.

[Evan]

He's heard it. He knows it. Oh, of course.

[Ken]

It's whack.

[CJ]

But he knows every single lyric.

[Benny]

Song's Cheeto.

[Evan]

Can we talk about when we landed down? There was a little bit of a beef or disagreement, I'll just call it, between Ken and Evan. So, Evan, you were on one hopping off. Well, I mean, you were on one hopping onto the plane.

[Benny]

You were on one when we got to Minneapolis.

[Evan]

So I'm gonna just.

[Ken]

Where did I get on one? Who even knows?

[Evan]

You've been on one for probably the last two, three years anyways.

[Spenny]

So I don't know when we're.

[Evan]

We're going about our lives at this point, but we prefer to wait to hop on the plane just because you have to sit on the Runway for so long. So we're chilling. We're normal. The last people hop on, and we're literally the last people hopping on this plane. We're standing in, like, the little thing that then puts you onto the plane. And Evan finds out he's got a window seat, which he didn't want a window seat. And he was. Keep in mind, Evan was intoxicated, but he also is deaf in one ear. So, like, I'm trying to defend you. I'm trying to defend you.

[Mike]

Thank you.

[Ken]

Thank you.

[Evan]

He is deaf in one ear, but also, when you add gasoline to a fire, for this instance, alcohol, he's going to talk even louder.

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[Evan]

So anyways, he finds out that he's sitting at the window seat. Evan doesn't like window seats. You know, honestly, it's kind of like a first world problem to complain about.

[Ken]

No, it's. Yeah, I have, I have to pee way too much as it is and especially when I'm pounding vodkas at the airport for hours.

[Evan]

So anyways, Evan's complaining about it, but the front desk lady, before we even got down was like, oh, I can change your seat. Like, oh, that'd be great. And then she goes, okay, sweet. So I got some middle seats. He's like, forget it. We walk down the hallway, walk down the hallway. He starts yelling at Ken. We have, I think Evan's got, or Ben's got maybe a video of it, but he's like, I don't want the window seat.

[Ken]

Dude, Ken fucking sucks at booking flights.

[Benny]

I gave you a window seat.

[Ken]

I don't want the window seat. I want the aisle seat.

[Evan]

I mean, we could pull it up.

[Ken]

Aggressive. You should play it. But that was a little aggressive.

[Benny]

That was, that was probably 10 off from what it was like. You were really loud, complaining, I hate window seats. So you know, seats are the worst.

[Evan]

You're pretty irritated, clearly. But while you're saying this. You think it's just. You're saying it to Ken. We're the only ones really in the thing, but we're standing right at the entrance to the plane, so. And it's echoing into the plane and down the whole thing. So I literally. You can see it in the video. The pilot stops what he's doing, goes and looks out, and you're sitting there. I don't want the window seat. And anyways, like, we're like, whatever. You don't.

[Spenny]

So we go in.

[Evan]

We go in, and literally everyone on the plane is like, you were complaining as soon as we walk in. And I'm like, oh, my God. I think Evan might actually be one of those videos where they make him leave the plane. Like, they won't take off until he gets off the plane. So we get on the plane.

[Ken]

Viral moments of viral moments.

[Evan]

Yes, we get on the plane. We get on the plane, and I'm like, oh, they're not doing anything. But that was a little awkward. Whatever. So we sit down, and it's like, always kind of funny because when you walk through a plane, generally there's like, at least, like, maybe two, sometimes more people that like, oh, that's. That's Seaboys. Whatever. So, you know, we walk out, we sit down. Next thing I know, I like, kind of turn around and look at Evan. And a lady is talking to Evan.

[Ken]

But listen, you're not even going to believe me. Flight attendant, she said, though.

[Evan]

Well, what she said, it wasn't the flight attendant.

[Ken]

It was the ticket lady. She had actually got an aisle seat that I could switch to, but I had bought Mike's aisle seat off him for $20. And then after she said that, she basically said, chill out so my whole group doesn't get kicked off the place.

[Evan]

So she said that you don't chill out, the whole group would get.

[Ken]

So even though I caused this whole alleged scene, she actually did come in and have an aisle seat for me.

[Evan]

Oh, I didn't hear that first part. I got it on video and I. And you know, you're leaning over.

[Ken]

She's talking into my deaf ear. That's the problem. She's in the aisle and she's talking my left ear. So I'm, like, all crouched over. He's trying to hear and planes loud.

[Evan]

But you said, I'm deaf, and she almost didn't believe you.

[Ken]

That's an odd thing to lie about.

[Evan]

You did, though. You're not telling the full story.

[Ken]

I did say that because it was.

[Evan]

A little heated because the way, I mean, I have it on video, she basically kind of walks away like. Like scolding you, almost like a mom. And you go like this. Throw your hands up in the air. Per usual.

[Ken]

We went over the whole seat situation and then it's almost like. Like there was no way they were kicking anyone off the plane. She just kind of peppered that in trying to make. To make sure we just threw it in.

[Evan]

Just. We're gonna throw your whole group off the plane.

[Ken]

I was so scared that when they were selling cocktails on the plane that for some reason they weren't gonna give me any.

[Evan]

That's what he was scared about.

[Benny]

The real problem.

[Evan]

He was so scared.

[Ken]

And then I was so happy that I did get cocktails. I just bought them for the whole row. I also want him to get the hell away from me because whenever I have to scan their card on the plane, it takes way too long. Like, ah, I got you guys.

[Evan]

How much does something like that cost, Evan, when you buy the whole.

[Ken]

Oh, they don't tell you on the plane. It's a beautiful thing. No receipt. I don't ask, just run it. I don't check my statements. I just live day to day.

[Benny]

Yeah, they don't tell you the price, so it's basically free.

[Ken]

I put it on the credit card. So. Yeah.

[Evan]

Oh, yes. Anyways, we hop off this plane. Evan's then feeling real good, and Ken was pretty disgruntled. You know, he's our travel guide. He's.

[Benny]

I didn't get disgruntled until we got to Daytona.

[Evan]

Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. We got off the plane. Yeah.

[Benny]

When we were in Atlanta, Evan was also acting rather loopy and asked where our gate was right after I texted, our gate is here.

[Evan]

That's standard procedure for Evan.

[CJ]

Not only is he also blind.

[Evan]

So anyways, we land down in Daytona and Ken pulls up with the rental. Evan is just fucking with him. He's sitting in this wheelchair because his leg was kind of hurt. It was like, still hurt.

[Benny]

Allegedly hurt.

[Evan]

I mean, you were hopping around pretty. You were hopping around pretty good after you got out of the wheelchair.

[Ken]

Still a little bruised.

[Evan]

Pretty good.

[Ken]

But no, what it really is is I lay low for a day or two and it feels pretty good. And then I kind of live a normal life for a day and then it sucks again for another day. And I've been flip flopping for about over a week now.

[Evan]

But yeah, basically Evan and Ken getting this like.

[Benny]

Well, it starts off, I'm. I'm getting the keys for the rental car. And then I go to grab my bag from the carousel. And Evan's over here just whipping my bag around the area. So I'm like, okay, just give me my bag. I'm just gonna go get the rental car. Pull up front. And then Evan comes out and is just being an absolute menace. Just will not shut up. Just keeps just yapping his mouth and throwing bags.

[Evan]

And you threw a bag, I think.

[Benny]

Well, I got so pissed off, and I just ripped the bag out of his hands and threw it away.

[Evan]

So you started doing what he was doing that was pissing you off.

[Benny]

Yeah.

[Evan]

So now we got two guys throwing bags.

[Ken]

You kind of are outside the airport.

[Benny]

Yeah.

[Evan]

And then Ken's really mad. Ken hops in. He's then saying he's gonna leave us. He starts driving away. We're all outside. We run after hop in the car while it's moving. And then, you know, we're rolling in this car, and it's just quiet. Ken's pissed.

[Spenny]

First eight hours of the trip, too.

[Benny]

Like, we.

[Spenny]

Ken, we're 10 days into this thing.

[Evan]

Ken's livid. And Evan just goes, can we play some booby Luda Valley? Ken would not play booby Ludavelli. So then Evan just started being even worse. I think at one point, you hopped out of the car at a stoplight. You were on the hood of the car.

[Benny]

Yeah. It just happens. He gets in the car out of a wheelchair because he can't walk.

[Dalton]

And then that's where you lost is.

[Evan]

At the roo wheelchair.

[Benny]

We get off the highway, and here he is just being an absolute monkey, Climbing all over the roof, off the.

[Evan]

Hood, onto the ground with your legs. And I was like, we pushed this kid in a wheelchair out of the airport.

[Ken]

I took the blow with my right leg.

[Benny]

Oh, okay.

[Evan]

I mean, Evan hopped on the hood a couple other times after that.

[Benny]

It was damn near every time the car stopped between the airport and the hotel. And then the whole time I was checking us in on the hotel, he was still on the top of the car.

[Evan]

Yeah, we were.

[Ken]

So we were beefing so hard that when Ken checked into the hotel, I walked across the street, got myself some beers. I was just sitting in the woods drinking beer by myself. And I look over and see ken getting his UberEat Taco Bell. It's like 1am and I'm just drinking 32 ounces. Highlights. Raccoons are coming around. I want to bust his balls so bad, but I'm just going to let this lie he's standing out there there checking his phone. Where's my.

[Evan]

The rest of us are sleeping, and just. You two are left out in public.

[Mike]

You're like, this is a little awkward.

[Benny]

I didn't even see him. He was in the shadows.

[Ken]

Yeah, no, I was hiding. I didn't mind.

[Evan]

Evan's in the shadows drinking a beer. What the. A tall boy.

[Mike]

I also love how we wheeled you out in the wheelchair as a complete joke. And then, like, whoever posted a story of it, someone took it.

[Spenny]

I.

[Mike]

Next thing I know, I see it on Tik Tok. You getting rolled out in a wheelchair.

[Ken]

I gotta get on TikTok.

[Evan]

Maybe Dalton's been telling you this for years.

[Ken]

The reason I'm not on TikTok.

[Mike]

I'm scrolling along, I see this video, and then someone's like, whoa, why is Evan in a wheelchair? And then this next two comments. He's like, piled his bike up at the ice race. I was there. It was bad. And then everyone's like, damn. Like, hope he heals up quick. And I'm like, bro, the wheelchair was a joke. Everyone that saw that thinks you're in.

[Ken]

A real leg hurts. Can walk.

[Spenny]

And I feel like you're so superstitious that you wouldn't want to be seen. Like, I don't get in wheelchairs because I don't want to end up in.

[Ken]

Point, but I personally love ripping wheelchairs, especially doing wheelies in them. But my grandmother always said she would scold us kids so bad because she had a wheelchair laying around, and if she saw us in it, she was not happy. That's. That's bad luck. Someday you're gonna end up in it. Whatever. Sorry.

[Benny]

It's more like a pride thing. I don't want to be.

[Ken]

Having to be in a wheelchair is harder than anybody.

[Evan]

I've pretty sure you had an electric wheelchair at one point.

[Ken]

Don't you have, like, nine broken ribs?

[Evan]

That was for a video bit when we went to Disney World, you rented one so you didn't have to walk around.

[Benny]

I have not gone to Disney with you guys, but I was like.

[Spenny]

It was Vegas.

[Evan]

I was like, did you imagine 10 at Disney World? He doesn't want to walk, so he just.

[Benny]

I don't remember.

[Evan]

I could see it.

[Ken]

You can only drive the scooter if you wear the hat with the ears.

[Spenny]

Dude, I love Florida. You just get it. You just get it in the lungs, and it just happens. This stuff just happens.

[Ken]

I don't like being sticky all day.

[Evan]

I like it, though.

[Benny]

I'd rather be Slightly sticky than freezing.

[Ken]

The viewers have no idea what this room smells like right now after a day of moped.

[Evan]

I know.

[CJ]

Look at Mike's hair.

[Mike]

The volume on my hair right now is the most it's ever been. I think it's going shower. No, this salt, dude. The salt has just got it.

[CJ]

It's just wind blowing perfectly.

[Evan]

Got a little bit of salt and pepper going with the gray hairs.

[Mike]

Yeah, dude, it's getting real gray.

[CJ]

You gotta just though.

[Evan]

Would you diet?

[Mike]

Diet type? More gray?

[Ken]

No, I thought those were highlights.

[Evan]

I don't think it looks bad. I think it looks kind of cool.

[Mike]

Fine. I'm chill with it, but I think it looks cool. I should diet. We should just diet for a video one time. I think it'd just be. Because I think it'd be weird if I just pulled up one day and it was like, like, sure, but no, diet black. But like, if I pulled up and it was like, clearly no gray hairs anymore, people would be like, bro, I.

[Evan]

Don'T know if anyone really noticed.

[Spenny]

Yeah, I thought honestly that you maybe were sorry. Because you had less gray hairs. Because you've had gray hairs since we met when you were 19. Like, you would have them and then you pluck them and then.

[Mike]

Yeah, then two would grow back.

[Spenny]

You would grow back.

[CJ]

I got them coming in too.

[Mike]

Yeah, you have three.

[CJ]

I know. Right in the front.

[Evan]

Guys, at least you got hair. Hair. Yeah, you know, true. Could be worse.

[CJ]

That's true.

[Ken]

I'm the oldest one. I got all that hair. No grays.

[Evan]

Evan's built like a 20 year old.

[Ken]

You know why?

[Evan]

Because you eat gas station food.

[Benny]

It's all the preservatives in that food you're eating.

[Mike]

His hair doesn't rot away at all or anything.

[Spenny]

That's a hell of a theory, Ken. The preservatives in the food go into my body and preserve me.

[Dalton]

Preserve the hair, dude.

[Spenny]

Actually, I had a thing for a while that I drank so much Mountain Dew, I. It was certain that my body was not healthy enough for bad bacteria and viruses to survive. Started trying to get healthy, and then I got sick. So, I mean, there's. There's something.

[Ken]

Your body went into shock.

[Benny]

Your body was just so toxic already.

[Spenny]

Yeah, exactly, Spany. Dude, there's something going on in your mind right now.

[CJ]

Dude, it's Florida, man. It's just chill vibes. It's just chilling.

[Spenny]

I think there's something more than that. You've been quiet, dude. I haven't heard you shut up the whole trip.

[Ken]

Anything other than nickelback and dirt bikes going on up there.

[CJ]

Not much, man.

[Mike]

Honestly, Spenny is just thinking about the next zone that's kind of been like. He. I don't know. I'm gonna give it.

[Evan]

I'm.

[Mike]

Coined it. But where are we dropping tonight, boys? Where's the new zone?

[Evan]

I feel like that's a Ken decision. It is his birthday.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Where would you like to go?

[Dalton]

What would you like?

[Benny]

Had what looks like a great night last night. I think we just gotta do that with the rest of the boys.

[Mike]

Back to Rick.

[Ken]

Oh, yeah. I'm definitely ready to double down on last night.

[Spenny]

I mean, there is the Duval street, but, like, is there anything that you want to do? You know, like, this is. This is your birthday.

[Ken]

There any cowboy bars?

[Benny]

I don't know. I don't. I didn't do, like, any research into what they have here.

[Mike]

That's really weird.

[Benny]

I'm just down to when we see.

[Evan]

Any spots that you think Ken would like when you're there.

[Ken]

Nothing crossed my mind. Not even when you did that burnout on that crosswalk?

[Evan]

The.

[Spenny]

That was crazy.

[CJ]

The rainbowed one.

[Evan]

The rainbow crosswalk.

[Ken]

Cj.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Ken]

Ryan almost tackled you off the bike. We were gonna get canceled for that dude that.

[Spenny]

I was like, we are going.

[Ken]

CJ did a burnout on a rainbow crosswalk on Pride Corner.

[Evan]

I'd have done it on a normal crosswalk, too. I don't discriminate.

[Benny]

You're just lucky this is Florida and not, like, Seattle.

[Ken]

That's what I'm saying. So in order for him to leave.

[Mike]

A tire, pop it up on the stand, bro.

[Ken]

You think.

[CJ]

You think CJ's.

[Ken]

I got a Wamilton.

[Spenny]

What happened to you?

[Evan]

What the Was that?

[Mike]

Stood up, chair, swivels, sat on the arm.

[Ken]

Credit card. Sorry.

[CJ]

We got.

[Ken]

Got way out of track. Let's get her back in here.

[Evan]

He actually. No, it's not. I would have done it to a normal crosswalk, too.

[Benny]

You just did it to a rainbow one.

[Evan]

I think it would have been more discriminatory to be like, oh, I'm not doing it on this crosswalk. It was just a good spot to do burning.

[Benny]

That's how they operate, though.

[Evan]

Well, come after me.

[Spenny]

I think we might have to trim around that.

[Evan]

Yeah. What? That's not that bad.

[Ken]

It's not a battle. You want us.

[Spenny]

I think somebody went to jail for, like, a super long time, but they did it. It was, like, really bad. They did, like, a bunch.

[Evan]

I had a 49cc moped, and I barely got the tires to school. I didn't even realize I was on a crosswalk. I. I didn't even realize I was on a flag. I just did it.

[Ken]

I believe everything you're saying.

[Benny]

I. I believe that just because I know you, but I know you. Look at other people and they will not think that way.

[Ken]

Yeah, you explain.

[Evan]

I'm not worried about you one bit.

[Ken]

A woman that is more manly than you, with less hair than you, that you accidentally burned out on her flag.

[Evan]

It wasn't a flag. It was just a rainbow.

[Benny]

Yeah, but what does that flag symbolize for certain?

[Evan]

It's not a flag. It was a rainbow. You just think, what does rainbows mean? That.

[Benny]

What does the rainbow.

[Evan]

There's nothing wrong.

[Benny]

What bar was in front of that flag?

[Evan]

I don't know. Maybe you noticed it, Ken. Was there a gay bar there?

[Benny]

Yes, there was a gay bar in front of there.

[Evan]

Well, is that where you're trying to go tonight or what?

[Ken]

No.

[Evan]

I don't know. You're pretty attached to it. I'll go to the gay bar if Ken wants to go. Like, I. It's his birthday.

[Dalton]

I just have such a hard time believing that he actually did a burnout on this.

[Spenny]

He attempted.

[Evan]

I didn't even get it to spin.

[CJ]

That's not.

[Dalton]

It's even worse.

[Evan]

What?

[CJ]

That's not right.

[Evan]

I'm not worried about one bit. I was trying to do burnouts, but the thing didn't have enough power. I. I was just surprised when you guys were like, yeah, he did a burn. I'm like, I finally got one. Because I was trying all day. I was trying all day to get one, but anyways. But no, that's fine. We can go to that bar tonight.

[Spenny]

Dude, I feel like Key west is just gonna be. It's gonna be a celebration down there. The people are gonna hear that it's Ken's birthday. You're going crazy. It's gonna be like, when the freaking.

[Benny]

They got any, like, they got any, like, clubs here where they can have like, the. The bottle service girls?

[Ken]

Rick's kind of look pret is it had two separate dance floors, balconies. I don't know. Just looked really good.

[Spenny]

If you ask Evan really nicely, he'll go and bring you a beer.

[Mike]

Yeah, true.

[Ken]

As long as you can.

[Benny]

Can the bottle come with one of those, like, signs? Like the lit up signs and sparklers?

[Spenny]

He could put like, Evan will be.

[Evan]

Your bottle service boy.

[CJ]

I sure hope we don't run any of these people off the bus from today, because they might be coming for me after Blowing out everybody's eardrums. The local guy. Hey, that's the guy that was blowing out our eardrums today.

[Spenny]

Wait, did you guys see the Eagles celebration? I think you're blowing out drums and doing bad things in crowds. The guy at the Eagles because, well, I guess I don't know who won the super bowl because that will be after this. But when they won the nfc, afc, whatever. They won the championship game before the super bowl. And the guy in the crowd freaking firing a gun off.

[Ken]

That's actually kind of lit, dude. I don't condone it.

[Evan]

The Philadelphia is wild, bro. It just scares people. He's on your side.

[Spenny]

Like, what the is going on?

[Evan]

Some Taliban behavior.

[Mike]

It's a desk shooting in the air.

[Spenny]

Just a desk pop.

[Mike]

That's what everyone calls it now. Like what a desk pop.

[Benny]

Just shoot straight up other guys.

[Evan]

Yep.

[CJ]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

I remember in Philadelphia, if you're the opposing team fan and you're wearing one of of your jerseys, you're like trying to you up throw like a. Like a full beer can that's not even opened at your head. Like, I've seen videos, it's kind of up. Like, the Philadelphia fan base is not to be with like, they are wild.

[Spenny]

Son of a guy in Philadelphia, man.

[Evan]

It's just a rougher crowd, man. And they're just die hard fans. I mean, like, they've been winning.

[Spenny]

Like, they're.

[Evan]

They're good.

[Spenny]

They're good. Like they don't be so.

[Mike]

I know, but it's year to year.

[Evan]

Yeah, but. But like, it's a strange crew because, like, they riot when they lose and they riot when they win.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Like no matter what, it just. Yeah, they just like to party and break shit. Which honestly is understandable.

[Ken]

They probably listen to Limp Bizkit.

[Evan]

That happens when you listen to Limp Jet Ski.

[Dalton]

Ryan has a guitar signed by Limp Bizkit.

[Evan]

Yeah. So we were with our buddy Jesse Ryan, who built the Typhoon, and He had a $2 million guitar.

[Spenny]

Yeah, actually. What the fuck's he doing with that?

[Mike]

Yeah, it was like a double Gibson SG, double neck top one's 12 string, bottom one six string. It looked insane, but 2 million.

[Evan]

So if I had a guitar, it cost 2 million bucks, I'd have that thing for sale.

[Dalton]

He told me that there is like two in existence and that's why it's so rare and special. And it was Gibson, and Gibson had like reached out and said that they wanted it like in there in their factory or showroom or something. Because there is only Two of them.

[Ken]

We've actually been talking a lot on this chip about the health benefits of boofing.

[Spenny]

It has come up quite a bit.

[Ken]

Is it true, Ben, that you have a booth setup? You just haven't used it?

[Benny]

So can you explain what for those who don't know.

[Mike]

No. It's not even the right terminology, but yes, it's much funnier to you.

[Dalton]

Yeah, I mean, it's. It's called the coffee enema, but it's definitely not as funny as saying that it's boofing coffee.

[Ken]

I need to do a little more research. Is this hot coffee that people are.

[Dalton]

No, I think it's cold.

[Mike]

You run it?

[Dalton]

I haven't done it. Assuming it's to flush out the pipes.

[Spenny]

But, like, why coffee?

[Evan]

I believe.

[Spenny]

Wouldn't water do the same thing?

[Mike]

I don't know.

[CJ]

No, coffee is like, the most. The best natural body cleanser you can drink.

[Spenny]

Don't you not drink coffee?

[CJ]

I don't.

[Spenny]

Because of your tummy?

[CJ]

Because it cleanses me too much.

[Spenny]

Oh, you got to keep the stuff.

[Mike]

You already said skinny.

[Dalton]

Yeah.

[Spenny]

Dude, I watched you drink a carton of milk this morning.

[Benny]

All right. At a Celsius.

[Dalton]

Yeah, but I watched you eat that yogurt.

[Benny]

I did made. It was. It was great.

[Dalton]

What is your problem?

[Benny]

I love dairy, but dairy doesn't love me.

[Spenny]

And dairy is hard on us, man. You're hurting everybody.

[Benny]

I'm hurting me the most, though.

[Dalton]

You have no self control. We go to Chipotle and you get a side of queso and you just slurp it up with the straw.

[Benny]

So good.

[CJ]

Dairy is a hard thing to not eat.

[Benny]

Like, it's not. It's on. Dairy is on legitimately. Everything.

[Dalton]

Yeah, it is. You go out of your way to eat it.

[Mike]

Dairy free stuff like, like dairy free cheese or whatever.

[Benny]

Dairy free cheese is not good.

[Dalton]

So our chef used to ask us, like, so if you guys have any, like, preferences, let us know. And Ken was like, I have a preference. I'm dairy free.

[Benny]

I said, no, I. I didn't say that. I was like, hey, you know, I. I'd like to try doing some dairy free.

[Dalton]

Hey, hey, I would. Yeah, I would like everything dairy free. That's what Ken said. So Jen used to make everything normal. And then Ken's portion.

[Spenny]

Dairy free, a special portion.

[Ken]

And also CJ has. So there's like three separate.

[Dalton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some rend. So can we get done eating his dairy free meal and then go down the road and drink a milkshake and eat a cheese Pizza.

[Benny]

No.

[Spenny]

Or have an ice cream cone.

[CJ]

The worst part is, is dairy free Guys always like it the most. Like, I feel like I could go without not eating cheese and I'd be okay. Like, my brother say that you say.

[Dalton]

That until you try and do it.

[CJ]

No, I could do it.

[Evan]

Do.

[Dalton]

Cutting things out of your diet is actually.

[Evan]

It's hard.

[Dalton]

It is. It's pretty gnarly.

[Spenny]

Yeah.

[CJ]

Being gluten free, anything like that is like. Like you basically can't really eat out, dude.

[Dalton]

Your body just all of a sudden starts to crave it.

[Ken]

Y.

[Dalton]

It's like as soon as you can't eat sugar, you start craving sugar.

[Benny]

I would love to go to Dairy Queen and get a blizzard, but I just know if I do that, the next like four hours are going to be absolutely miserable.

[Dalton]

You still do it?

[Benny]

No, I actually didn't go to Dairy Queen at all in 2024.

[Mike]

Wow.

[Ken]

Now you stuck to Wendy's Frosty only.

[Benny]

No, no. I tried to. I. I didn't do much if any ice cream, but.

[Spenny]

How many iced caramel lattes did you have from?

[Benny]

A couple. A few.

[Dalton]

So I've been trying to get Mike to buy this mega truck that our friend Jet Ski Ryan has.

[Benny]

Dude.

[Dalton]

And I really think you should. Mike.

[Mike]

I really want to.

[Dalton]

Dude. Money Mike needs a mega truck.

[CJ]

You need that thing, brother.

[Benny]

He said, like that thing. You have to buy that.

[Mike]

The seller said I had to buy it. Oh.

[Ken]

It's the biggest truck I've ever seen. And he's claiming 22 miles a gallon. One cap.

[CJ]

There's the heaviest wheels.

[Ken]

There's no way running. Military grade tires.

[Dalton]

Yes. It's a pretty badass truck. So it's like a company that actually builds them. I think they got like full, like military grade axles on them. Built on top of a 2F250F350F350. 350. And then it's got like 1200 horsepower.

[Mike]

It's a mega raptor sub.

[Dalton]

42S?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

42S.

[Ken]

Yeah. I think the company that built the truck didn't do the motor, but so he got the biggest truck ever. And then he got the motor built. As built as you can build a motor.

[Dalton]

He's trying to sell it and Mike's in the market for a truck. So we're like, money Mike needs a. Needs a mega truck.

[Mike]

No, I definitely want it. Just like a lot of logistics in the back end I got to work out.

[CJ]

Not a lot of logistics.

[Ken]

Just.

[Mike]

I haven't checked yet.

[CJ]

Just write the check and it's yours.

[Mike]

I know I would, but I, I, I effed up and already did that for another truck.

[Benny]

Well, just cancel the check.

[CJ]

Cancel the check. Buy another.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Ken]

When's the raptor r show up?

[Mike]

I didn't buy a raptor.

[Dalton]

Money. Money Mike already bought a truck.

[Mike]

I bought a truck. And that's why it was really weird because like I was talking to Jesse Ryan about buying the mega racks and then he lowered the price.

[Spenny]

I thought you bought a stand up jet ski. Go to the pond and backflip it. I was so excited.

[Mike]

Dude, what'd you get?

[Ken]

What'd you get?

[Mike]

A cumming.

[Benny]

Cool.

[Mike]

So, yeah. Would you actually get a cummins?

[Ken]

Why would you buy a diesel?

[Mike]

Why not?

[Ken]

Because you don't tow anything.

[CJ]

Yeah, I do tow mirrors out or in both.

[Dalton]

His trailer that has one wheel on it now.

[Mike]

Yeah, I told that. I told my car. I need.

[Benny]

I suppose you got to tow your car.

[Dalton]

To be fair, Money Mike is going to be towing a lot of stuff here. The more stuff he buys.

[Benny]

Well, every time the car starts on fire, it has to be towed back to the shop.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Dalton]

So you bought a. You already bought a truck.

[Spenny]

Did we get to see it or. No. Is it a so surprise show?

[Mike]

It's like it's getting customized immediately after purchase.

[Benny]

So of course it's the money.

[Mike]

It was an hour down the road from Crandall's and. And so it's that Crandall.

[Spenny]

Oh, man. Yeah.

[Dalton]

Crandall's our buddy that sold Mike his drift car.

[Mike]

He's. He's wrapped a lot of stuff.

[Dalton]

Crandel's lost a lot of trust after that.

[Mike]

Lost a little trust after the drift car.

[Ken]

But he did a great job wrapping my r Raptor.

[Spenny]

He did.

[Mike]

So, yeah, he wrapped my BMW and other cars. We have our very first Chevy with the camo on the back.

[Dalton]

Yeah, dude, Crandall's great at rapping, but he shouldn't be selling drift cars.

[Mike]

Yeah, so he's, he's got it in possession now. And it's like, it's like Navy Blue. Like Shred80 Gav's new truck. And it's going to be all blacked out. But anyway, this mega Rex, we have the picture up here. It's sick. And he keeps lowering the price. And I'm. I'm super interested in it. But now it's like, what do I do? I bought the, the other truck.

[Ken]

Both.

[Benny]

Just.

[Dalton]

Just both.

[Benny]

Yeah.

[Dalton]

It's really the only thing that makes sense.

[Mike]

Both and keep the bronco. It's the Only option, you can use.

[Benny]

The, the Cummins as your like daily and the Mega Rex as like your, your weekend rig.

[Mike]

There we go.

[Dalton]

Would you, would you run the Mega Rex as a daily?

[Mike]

Yes, but I, I'm not like of course. Yeah, I could daily that easy. Like it would be a, it'd be a thing like I'm like, yeah, daily. And it's, it's pretty interesting. This thing is huge.

[Dalton]

It is so cool. We've actually been kind of having this debate, like, is it worth buying a stock vehicle and adding some parts onto it and like kind of filming the process on the channel, or is it worth just buying like the craziest of the crazy of vehicles like this truck that you would never be able to justify buying a stock F250 and doing what he did to it because just he said he's got like 250 grand into it. Yeah, it's so much money to justify what he's doing. Like we make so much content out of it and it's still not worth it. So is it worth just buying at a discount the crazy vehicles, maybe not making like the build content but like, I don't know, do people want to see that or would they rather just see like a wild vehicle?

[Benny]

I feel like you can get such a better deal on these like crazy build built vehicles because it turns so many people in the market off when they see that because they don't trust like, oh, like what kind of quality work did they do? Like they just don't know like anything about all these aftermarket parts. And I feel like that just narrows down the market so far where they have to drop the price where it's. You get such a good deal on that.

[Mike]

Yeah. And after you propose that question, it did make me think, I'm like, you know what, I think we both kind of came to the realization it is kind of actually worth it to buy the like super modded out one that everyone just, just like, whoa. Did you see what so and so got versus this journey of wide bodying your Lamborghini over the course of two years or something. Obviously not that whole time, but you know, adding parts like it's cool. And then next thing you know you have like not even close to as built up as what you would have bought crazy vehicle and you're all sentimental to it and then you're like, yeah, I don't want to sell it because I got so much money into it and it's not even that crazy.

[Spenny]

So I just leave my Corvette stock now. Man, just a stock car. Me and cj, we get it, man. CJ and I, we just love fully stock vehicles.

[Evan]

One stock Raptor. Everything else I own is pretty modified.

[Mike]

One stock.

[Ken]

You did put wheels on the Mercedes.

[Mike]

No, no, no. Hey, that. Hey, for the record, like, that doesn't count. You got. Everyone loves doing wheels. Wheels doesn't count. Wheels is wheels. You want new wheels, put wheels on. You don't want new wheels, whatever. But G Wagon stock.

[Evan]

Yeah, the GTR was pretty modified.

[Mike]

GTR was modified Evo.

[Ken]

You don't own the GTR anymore though?

[Dalton]

I don't know. Leave a comment down below. I'm curious.

[Mike]

Wow. I think it'll go either way though. You know, like some people that really enjoy watching like Grindheart or Goon Squad or whatever, like, they'd be like, wow. Yeah, I want to see more of the builds. And then other people are like, no, I love when you guys get right to the point. Point. And just start doing crazy stuff.

[CJ]

Making stuff.

[Spenny]

Yeah, dude, I actually envy you, Mike, because Mike has the most hyped up car buying experience yet. Like when you get your Viper, like, I mean, you know, Ben had his hurricane, CJ got like his dream gtr, all that, like that. Evan got his Camino, obviously. But like you getting that Viper eventually is going to be like the most insane built up moment. Like that's like Doug DeMuro getting his GT whatever he got.

[Mike]

That is true. I'm pretty excited. I like to think about, well, yeah, I guess your dream car was a hurricane. It was crazy when you got it. So like, maybe it's just because it passed. It seems, bro, you gotta buy it soon.

[Spenny]

They just keep going up in value.

[Mike]

Yeah, I know, but I mean, gotta make more money.

[Dalton]

Mike.

[Mike]

Well, it's.

[Dalton]

When is money running out of money? Yeah, it's like, that's like the sun stop shining.

[Mike]

It's like, yo, that yacht is sick, Mike. You should buy it.

[Spenny]

Yeah, you're just like, oh, I don't really like boats.

[Ken]

You could have been halfway there if you didn't get the Cummins.

[Mike]

You know, you're. You're right. But I pretty much interchanged the Bronco for the Cummins. I didn't really.

[Ken]

So you're selling the Bronco?

[Mike]

Correct.

[Ken]

Yeah. Okay, then I support.

[Benny]

If you don't mind me asking, what are you selling it for?

[Mike]

I'm not actually sure.

[Ken]

Yeah, my girlfriend needs a new rig.

[Mike]

Yeah, no, I'm not actually sure.

[Spenny]

Buy it.

[Benny]

That's what I can get out of mine for.

[Mike]

I'm actually selling it to Ryan's dad potentially.

[Spenny]

Oh, that's what Randy needs.

[Mike]

Yeah. A third.

[Benny]

A third Bronco.

[Dalton]

A Bronco that's sold to. To him by.

[Mike]

Excuse me. No, no, yours is a piece of.

[Dalton]

No, my.

[Mike]

My.

[Evan]

Right.

[Dalton]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. No, I say that because he bought your green one. I didn't know this, but Ken told me that whoever towed your green one down towed it in four wheel drive and it messed the entire. Drove it in four wheel drive and messed the entire transmission up.

[Spenny]

That one's just like a bad case.

[Mike]

But it's fixed now.

[Dalton]

It's good. Spending, having fun.

[CJ]

Dude, I love Florida. We've been having a good time too, dude.

[Dalton]

Spinny golfing, spending. Looked over at me the other night and he was just so happy. And I was like, dude, I'm just so happy you're here, Spenny. And he goes, dude, I was telling my girl this the other day. Like, I couldn't be happier in life right now. Like, legit. Like, I can't name a single thing that would make me happier. And I was like, wow, that is.

[CJ]

Like, am I peaking? So I might be peeking right now.

[Dalton]

Here, like, dude, as a homie, like, that's the best. It can't get any better.

[CJ]

I know, I know. I just. Just been good, man. It's been a good run. We've been. We've been ripping all week, you know?

[Mike]

Yeah. Like the last time you're here, I don't know if this is Canadian lingo, but you were. You got a little soft and you're like, I just love you guys. I love being friends with you guys. And you go, you guys are just classic. You guys are all so classic.

[CJ]

Just a bunch of classic guys. I don't even remember saying that, but that does sound like something.

[Mike]

I'll tell you the rest of what you said later because it was really funny, but I can't say it here.

[CJ]

Dude, we've been having a fun, like, mini golf was so lit the other night. Yeah, the mini golf courses here are crazy too.

[Mike]

And there's a lot of them.

[Ken]

Yeah, they're.

[CJ]

And they're all just like crazy waterfalls and just. I've never ripped a course like that before.

[Evan]

Gators.

[CJ]

There's gators at the mini golf course. It's insane.

[Spenny]

They really aren't building mini mini golf courses like they used to.

[CJ]

No, they're not. Florida's doing it right, though, for sure.

[Mike]

Dude. I thought about this the other day. I mean, I grew up, like, watching a lot of skate videos. I Know you did. You probably did. Like, it feels like we're on, you know, when, like, a skate team goes on, like, tour to go gather clips for the next video. That's how I was feeling this trip. I don't know why, but it's like, it felt like we were, like, on tour, but not as a band, but as, like, a skate group or whatever. Probably helps that we were actually skateboarding, but we're all, like, moving as a team, but we all go in different directions. Oh, did you're so and so did Ben did this. And it's just like, the most, like, one after another.

[Ken]

What did Ben do?

[Mike]

He ran his moped into a bunch of garbage cans today because of this.

[Dalton]

Yeah, I would say I was more pushed into him. Yeah, we did hit some gnarly drops on the move.

[CJ]

We hit some crazy. We did some crazy stuff the past.

[Mike]

Couple days and did not get stopped. Well, yeah, I guess everything didn't get stopped once by police, by anyone. Mad, everyone.

[Dalton]

No, because people. People on. On the island are just straight up on vacation. They're in a different state of mind.

[Spenny]

People thought we were locals. Everybody we asked, they go, oh, you guys from here then, like, I don't know.

[Evan]

Really?

[Spenny]

Yeah. I think we just developed a look. The local look.

[Dalton]

Yeah. We are mobbing. Very rarely do I see Evan, like, out of his comfort zone where he is just, like, shuts down. It's like a turtle that goes into hibernation as soon as he gets uncomfortable. Very unlike him.

[Ken]

Wasn't in the vibe. You guys are just like. Like, you almost got hit by a bus. Like, everyone's just going backwards on the side.

[Dalton]

You were turning right.

[Mike]

He was turning right. It was a little scary, but, oh, I saw.

[Ken]

Just, like, driving up on the sidewalk. Like, every person that spenny drove by is, like, covering their ears, and I'm just like, ah. Just wasn't feeling it.

[CJ]

You wheelie down the street, third gear with no helmet on, and that's what you're worried about? Riding on a sidewalk on a moped?

[Ken]

I don't actually.

[CJ]

On a moped.

[Ken]

Literally don't even understand what those two things have to do with one another.

[Benny]

Those mopeds could barely even keep up with traffic.

[Ken]

And honestly, when I'm down here, I just, like, do not want to get jammed up.

[Spenny]

Florida jail sounds pretty Florida jammed up.

[Ken]

Yeah, I don't want to get Florida jammed.

[CJ]

There's a lot of acting that way.

[Evan]

When the cops were there.

[Dalton]

You're yelling at them. The cops the other night.

[Ken]

How would you know, cj, you weren't even there.

[Benny]

Hey, we got drink delivery.

[Dalton]

Oh, my gosh, dude, thank you.

[Mike]

The tray gets more and more margaritas on it every time.

[Spenny]

Well, fellas, I said we get on with celebrating Big Ken's birthday.

[Mike]

Happy birthday, Ken.

[Evan]

Hey.

[CJ]

Love you guys.

[Dalton]

This trip has been so much fun. Actually, from the moment that we got off the airplane and Ken was screaming at Evan and leaving us at the airport, I knew it was going to be a good trip.

[Evan]

So it's a recipe for one.

[Dalton]

That was so good.

[Ken]

Crazy thing is, is we hardly even talked about half of what has happened.

[Dalton]

Yeah, that's also true.

[Ken]

Like, we didn't even talk that we were in Daytona other than me and Ken at the airport. I just realized that, dude, I watched.

[Dalton]

Spenny ride a Harley Davidson like it was a freaking trials bike, dude. It was actually insane.

[Spenny]

Guys, got to look.

[CJ]

Dude, we were ripping, and we're gonna keep ripping. Cheers to ripping.

[Benny]

To Florida.

[Mike]

Hey.

[Dalton]

Cheers to happy. Happy birthday.

[Benny]

30Th.

[Evan]

I don't. Why.

[Dalton]

I don't know why I said why did I. Why did I say that?

[Evan]

God, I'm bad at just talking.

[Dalton]

Cheers to him.

[Ken]

Dumb.