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Mike
You're definitely going to jail.
Ben
Many broke that moped in the first 15 minutes.
CJ
The trailer starts swaying back and forth. Almost hits the freaking wall.
Dalton
Running out of money.
Evan
Yeah.
Dalton
It's like she basically kind of walks away like. Like scolding you, almost like a mom. And you go like this, throw your hands up in the air. But she was like, you go in there, you die.
Evan
Good morning, life wide open.
CJ
Morning, dude. Feels like the longest evening ever.
Evan
Yeah. But the podcast drops in the morning.
CJ
Oh, you're right.
Mike
Yeah, good point. Well, we're all really tanned up now that I'm getting a good look at you guys in this dimly lit room. You guys got some color, dude.
Dalton
Yeah, we're. Well, we're posted up Key west in our luxurious hotel room. As you guys can see, we got all the boys. We just got done just ripping mopeds around Key west, being absolute menaces on the streets.
CJ
I don't even know if ripping, like, even starts to describe it. It's almost terrorizing.
Dalton
Yeah, we were. We were bobbing and weaving. We were riding on the sidewalks. Spany was hitting some jumps features. He was. He was jumping that thing like it's one of his enduro bikes.
Ben
Benny broke that moped in the first 15 minutes.
Mike
Yeah, that was. What's crazy is that when you broke the exhaust, dude, I mean, it was like. It didn't even sound like a chainsaw. It sounded like a straight pipe chainsaw.
Evan
An ultralight aircraft.
Dalton
Yeah. So bad. I don't know if the video is out yet, but just put a clip of Spenny sitting there next to that tour bus. Just. I felt bad for them, honestly.
Spenny
I felt bad riding it, too. Like, when I broke that in the.
Mike
First five minutes, I was like, oh.
Spenny
God, this is going to be a long day. Like, this is not going to be good.
CJ
Buddy was pissed when you brought it back.
Spenny
I know. They're.
Mike
They're like.
Spenny
He's telling me that he races mopeds and that he knows I did it on perfect.
Dalton
He races moped.
Spenny
That's what he told me. He's like, I race mopeds. He's like, you did this on purpose. You're paying for it.
Dalton
But then the other homie comes up, and we were like, no, it was rusted. It was rusted.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
That thing was so rusted out, one little rock chip would have sent that thing.
Evan
It would have been pretty bad. If they charge you $27.
Mike
Yeah, it was crazy. Of all the things. Of all the, you know, social things that we've done Rollers and vehicles. I've never seen that many people closing, covering their ears. Dude, people were pissed.
Spenny
I saw a little kid. He looked like he was gonna cry. He was up on his dad's shoulders, and he was just, like, making a crazy face, like he's about to start crying.
Evan
There's a lot of old people down here in the Keys. They don't like the loud noises.
Ben
No, they probably barely even heard it.
Evan
By the faces they were making. They heard.
Spenny
Yeah, People come down here to retire for the quiet. And then you got some kid just went.
Dalton
I mean, it was so loud, they could hear you from the moped place, just buzzing around the island. I'm sure they knew. They were like, that's one of our mopeds.
CJ
So this is our first time down in the Keys. And I don't know, like, we're Florida people, man. Like, we started this in Daytona. We come to Florida every year because it's where you can do.
Dalton
Times a year.
CJ
Yeah, multiple times a year. Because right now, like, we came down here to do this dirt biking video, which you guys will see, but we can't ride dirt bikes at home.
Mike
Home.
CJ
So. So what are we gonna do? We gotta come to Florida, obviously, but I don't know if we can handle Key west, man. We're falling apart at the seams down here. I mean, the moped thing, obviously, but just the trailer.
Dalton
Even the vehicle was trying to stop us from getting here. I like it here. The Key west is a whole nother vibe. First off, feels like it doesn't feel like you're in the United States. It's a different vibe. But let's touch on the trailer.
CJ
Oh, my God, dude.
Dalton
Drift delivery. You gotta scare me.
Mike
The trailer.
Dalton
That's only gonna do something.
Mike
The trailer blowing a wheel is an insane story, but just delivered.
Dalton
It's like a waiter, dude.
Mike
Rita's a waiter.
Dalton
A waiter.
Evan
Not only can he wrench, he can serve.
Dalton
All right, so explain to me this whole situation, because I wasn't in the vehicle when the wheel exploded and inevitably started on fire.
CJ
Oh. Oh. We had to get down here last night. And it always seems that these nighttime drives with the trailer some. That's when everything goes wrong, right? We don't go to firehouse subs. Went to Dave's hot chicken. Way better than firehouse subs.
Dalton
So we got two rigs, we got two vehicles. A little side story here. And, you know, we're like. We're basically road tripping across Florida. And I'm in a vehicle with Ben Spenny Dalton, Ken. And we'll be like, where should we eat? And I always go, spenny, where do we. Where do you want to eat? And wherever he says, I say, all right. And that's where we go. Spinny. Fired. Chick Fil A. Evan goes. Chick fil a sucks.
Evan
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Dalton
You didn't like Chick Fil A?
Evan
I've been telling everybody this. It is overrated.
Dalton
Okay, but. So Chick Fil A was. Chick fil a was overrated.
Ken
Whatever.
Dalton
But no, we. We went to Chipotle, and you said that was. What. What'd you say?
Evan
Overrated.
Dalton
Okay, so he said that was overrated. And then Spanny fires. Let's go Firehouse subs. Evan just goes, firehouse subs. Sucks. Like, bro, we ain't ever going to find a spot that you want.
Ben
Everything is either overrated or Cheeto.
Dalton
He wants to eat at the gas station for efficiency.
Evan
It keeps us moving. Every time we stop, we're. We're down for like, 45.
Dalton
There's not even a meal hardly at a gas station besides, like, some hot dogs, which obviously Mike wants.
Evan
You live off of nuts.
Dalton
I don't. I don't.
Spenny
You can't start your day eating breakfast at a gas station, bro.
Evan
I've done it for, like, 10 years. Honestly.
CJ
Long.
Evan
Honestly, more than 10 years.
Dalton
Yeah.
Evan
And that's why I'm such a special.
Dalton
Anyway, so. Yeah. But yeah, enough about that. But, yeah. So carry on. Yeah, you guys didn't want to go to Firehouse Subs because Evan doesn't like it. Thinks it sucks.
CJ
And then we are driving down to the keys, which. The keys, obviously, the more south you get, there is less and less stuff out here. And there's more bridges than there is land.
Dalton
So we're driving long bridges.
CJ
Long bridges. So we're driving Mike's single axle trailer, which he was super sick of us. Super sick of him. To let us destroy.
Dalton
Not destroy. We didn't intentionally.
CJ
Intentionally. And we're ripping across the seven mile bridge, which, as far as I'm concerned, is the longest bridge in America, bro. Seven miles is a long ways. And you're. You're on this sketchy two lane. It's got, like a shoulder about this wide. We're driving down it, and the tire blows. The trailer starts swaying back and forth, almost hits the freaking wall of the bridge. There's oncoming traffic, and I yell, tire. To which Gavin yells, we.
Mike
Where?
CJ
And I'm like, what the do you mean, where? Behind us. He thought I yelled fire. So he Locks up the or, starts slowing down pretty quickly because he thought we were on fire. But that's obviously.
Evan
I mean, couldn't you feel it behind the wheel, Gav?
Mike
Then you got.
CJ
Well, a lot was happening.
Dalton
Obviously there was something wrong.
CJ
But I hear him say yell tire.
Evan
And I hear fire.
Dalton
And I just immediately I'm like, well.
CJ
We got to get this taken care of right now. Got a little chaotic and we eventually get to the side of the road and then a semi about takes the mirror off on the side of our pickup.
Ken
It was a narrow bridge.
CJ
Immediately goes, this is not worth dying for. We have to get off this bridge. So we're like, all right, we're going to limp this, this trailer across the rest of the bridge. It can't be that far because we don't know we're on the seven mile bridge.
Dalton
I Google it.
CJ
I see like, okay, there's really nothing to pull over. I keep scrolling up the map.
Dalton
How long does this bridge go for?
CJ
I get to the end, 6.9 miles.
Dalton
Oh my gosh.
CJ
Start of this bridge.
Mike
But to put it into perspective how narrow it was, we couldn't turn around to go the easy way back. You couldn't turn around.
Evan
It would have been a 12 point turn. You would had to stop traffic.
Mike
You would have got t bone 12 times.
Evan
Simply not in 100. Not enough.
Dalton
It was nerve wracking too, because it was just pitch dark because you're basically going across where the ocean is.
Ben
Like, there's no point of ref.
Dalton
You look out like any darkness all around you.
CJ
No, it was actually spooky because we thought about it. We're like, dude, if a car is coming at us and we have to jump out of the way, do we jump into the ocean? Like, obviously you don't jump off a bridge, but like a bridge in a water, you can.
Evan
Well, we talked about this after. We all actually thought this on our own. And then later on we're like, yeah, we.
Dalton
Yeah.
Evan
Would you have done. Oh, yeah, I was thinking about it. Yeah, I was too.
CJ
We all said we'd take the car over the water. Dude, it looks too scary.
Evan
I actually was still thinking about the water, honestly.
CJ
Were you? Yeah, it was a game time decision.
Evan
Yeah.
CJ
Yeah.
Evan
I don't know what I would have done when it really happened.
Mike
One of my first thoughts as it blew was like, man, I know there's like a super long bridge somewhere in these keys. I hope it's not. I look up, we're on the bridge. Like, just what are the odds?
Dalton
So you end Up Pulling this thing across the bridge.
CJ
Yeah. So we just start driving at, I don't know, what do you say? Gap?
Dalton
30 started at 25.
CJ
25.
Evan
I saw 27 on the dash. I'll give you the credit.
Dalton
So.
CJ
So we. We were pushing it, but we're, like.
Dalton
Dragging it on the rim. But it was bare rim. Just. Oh, it was okay.
CJ
So we're like, all right, it'll be fine. You know, it's just going to roll. Well, the tire eventually disintegrates the rest of the way. Then you get to the rim, and then you hit one of, like, those things in the bridge, you know, where they, like, flex. And it caught the tire and then, like, tore up the rim. And so then we basically ended up just dragging it on the hub. Seven miles.
Evan
Well, we basically wore completely through the rim, and then. And then got into the hub. Mike, why don't you show off your trophy?
Dalton
Oh, my God. Wheel.
Mike
That's what's left of the wheel.
Ken
Like, oh, my gosh, be careful.
Mike
It's really dirty. So, like, even if you guys know what a drum brake on a old car or a trailer looks like, even the drum brake is, like, a half moon.
Evan
A solid third.
Mike
Yeah. Same size as that. Just gone.
Dalton
So now I think you gotta tell the best part, though. Now it started on fire. Yeah, it started on fire. Dude. I'm sitting there, like, kind of eyes closed. We're driving, you know, I'm just listening. Dalton's like, you know, we're talking about how your guys tire blue.
Ken
Whatever.
Dalton
And then Dalton goes, man, Mike's always starts on fire. Leave it to Mike. That's why we're using Mike's trailer, of course. Start on fire. And I just, like, bro, the tie. I'm in my head. I was like, the tire blue. You're being a little dramatic. I don't think it counts as a fire. And then an hour later, I look at the text message, I see the video. The thing was actually on fire.
Mike
Yeah, it started sparking, and I look back, and I. One of those times, like, sometimes I. I think something and I don't say it out loud, but this time, I go, I think it's gonna start on fire. And then by that time, it was already.
Dalton
Oh, it was, bro, Everything you own, Mike. Everything.
Mike
House, dude, not your house.
Dalton
You better be careful, though.
Evan
The rubber had, like, not a lot of rubber, but enough rubber to light on fire. Had, like, got behind the rim and was wrapped up in the axle. So the sparks started that rubber on fire. But the problem Was the. The floor of the trailer is wood. It's all metal. Trailer. I said that right away. I'm like, what's a metal trailer? It can't burn that good. And I realized it's. It's made out of wood and with.
Spenny
A bunch of gasoline. Bikes in there, too.
Evan
A generator. Four bikes. Gas, one wheels.
Spenny
Lithium batteries.
Ken
That was just a.
Spenny
That was just an absolute bomb waiting to go off.
Dalton
I'd have been so bummed to lose two starks, The Harley and the R6 dirt bike. I would have sucked.
Mike
It wasn't an option. But we fired in our half water bottles. We didn't have much. And we.
Evan
Ryan used a coke.
Mike
Fired in Ryan's coke. My coke Sacrifice. And then Evan pulls out this gallon jug of water, and we're like, sick. Putting the fire out. So sketchy. That was about the longest we spent out of the vehicle. And what it was.
CJ
Do we just watch all together, man.
Evan
Yeah.
Dalton
Play it. Play it.
CJ
You know me. I can be a little dramatic, dude.
Dalton
Yeah, I thought you guys were drunk. Listening the way you're talking. Ryan.
CJ
Yeah, I could be a little dramatic.
Dalton
Okay.
Mike
You.
Ben
I was like, oh, that's the funniest part.
CJ
Obviously, I am in this moment being pretty dramatic.
Dalton
He honks at me, bro, our rig is burning. Yeah. Get out of the way.
Evan
Sorry we inconvenience you. You had to swap lanes for a second.
Spenny
Oh, sl.
CJ
The down. Me being dramatic. Me being dramatic. And then I calm down. All right. Watch out for these cars. And then look at this guy. He literally is in our lane. You.
Evan
Dude.
Dalton
He probably couldn't see.
Evan
You can.
CJ
I couldn't do.
Evan
I was going to say. Can I Devil's advocate for that guy.
Dalton
Oh, yeah.
Evan
You could see the freaking trailer with flashers and fire, but you were running, like 50ft behind it with just an iPhone light.
CJ
No, that was right behind the trailer. But that helped when I did that. I think it helped. People started moving over earlier, but yeah.
Evan
I think it did help. But I could see where they're like, what is this maniac doing? Where if, like, if it was just the flaming trailer, maybe he wouldn't have. But honestly, I respect what you did because you were looking out for all of us trying to be firefighters. So thank you, Ryan. Thank you for your service.
Spenny
What I'm excited for is to see. See the mark in the bridge when we drive home.
Evan
I don't even know if we should talk about it. We might get charged for seven miles.
Dalton
We're sitting at the bar. Evan, myself, and Mike and the the bartender, Evan, starts telling the story, like, yeah, we blew a tire on the way in on the bridge. He goes, that was you guys?
Spenny
Yes.
Dalton
And we go, what? You heard about that? He goes, yeah. Where? It gets around pretty quick. It's a pretty small town. What the. It was on the. Did he say it was on the news?
Mike
Oh, he just said news, Trav.
Dalton
Oh, news travels fast.
CJ
Yeah.
Mike
That was pretty wild. So I guess, long story short, we get it to the parking lot. We avoided. Like, you limp it?
Evan
You know, we did pass one sheriff on the bridge, but it looked he was like, transport. There was like a wide load semi left us to make that. Yeah. To make the bridge even sketchier, there was like a wide load semi with an escort. So I'm pretty sure the sheriff called us in saying someone's in trouble, but he had to just keep going. But how long after when they actually showed up?
Mike
15 minutes.
CJ
You talked to him and we had multiple cops.
Evan
Like, really, like 45 minutes to an hour, I would say. Well, we heard there was a stranded vehicle on the bridge or something. Like a broken down vehicle. Like, yeah, well, this is the one. But we drug it off. But can you imagine if we actually were in distress? That's a pretty slow response time.
Dalton
Yeah.
Evan
We're in the middle of nowhere.
Dalton
You know what I thought of, like, so you guys are very well equipped and know how to handle a situation like that. Yeah.
Evan
Floor it, Gavin. Floor it, Gavin.
Dalton
But I mean, realistically, you are. Whereas if a normal person, or even for some reason, someone who's inexperienced was in that situation, that's how you die. You start trying to change it on the bridge. You get hit by a car. Like, it was very smart to try and drag it, but the problem was it was Mike's trailer. And anything Mike owns, you got to know is flammable.
Ken
And.
Dalton
But, dude, your trailer. So it was a brand new trailer or not brand new. Brand new to you. Brand new to you. You bought your own trailer for your snowmobiles. That's. You know, you should have just let the company buy it because then it wouldn't start on fire.
Mike
But it's usually how it goes. I can't convince the company to buy something. I buy it. And then the company's like. AKA the guys are like, this is really nice.
Dalton
So we were pulling this thing across the country when I was driving behind you guys. It's just a single axle, and it's kind of tall, and it's. It's an interesting trailer, being that it's a single Axle. It's, like doing this behind the whole time. It's like, just kind of not. Not super crazy. But it doesn't pull just straight. It's shimmying. So it makes sense that it would wear the tire out.
Mike
And then those tires were old. I looked at the other one. Gav's like, you might as well. I don't know who said it. Might as well go check that other tire. I look at it, I'm, like, not making it back to Minnesota. That's.
Dalton
Throw a couple freshies on before we go back.
Evan
Had a lot of tread, but it was dry, rotting.
Dalton
Well, then that'll do it right there.
Evan
Which is a miracle we made it a couple thousand miles.
Ben
I'm just glad you guys did this at night when there was ultimately very minimal traffic on that road.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
Because if we would have done that, like, this morning when there's just thousands of people crossing that that would have.
CJ
Been any more fun.
Dalton
I think it would have been better in the daylight.
Evan
Safer.
Mike
Well, it just was safer. But the. Yeah, the cop told us.
Evan
He.
Mike
He. They were both super nice, but he's like, oh, yeah, you should 100% have called 91 1. And it didn't. It didn't even cross my mind. I don't.
Dalton
Mike's like, no. My vehicles start on fire all the time.
Spenny
Just drive it till it goes.
Mike
Fire was seriously a minimal issue in the grand scheme of things. The only scary part about the fire was that we had to exit the vehicle.
Dalton
You were really nice about that.
Ken
I was stressing pretty hard, and you're.
Dalton
Like, okay, so it's. I mean, it's really not a big deal, but it's kind of on fire a little bit.
Mike
I kind of was like that because I didn't know if it would keep going or not.
Evan
I had made the comment, well, how much worse could it get if it we. I didn't think. Well, no, not with the fire, but I didn't think that the wheel was gonna wear this far off. I thought we were gonna roll it off on the rim. But I had made the comment multiple times. I'm like, I don't care if this axle falls off completely, and we are just dragging a box. We are not stopping on this bridge. We got a brand new Duramax. We can pull anything.
Ben
We really do. Just got to throw fire extinguishers in all of Mike's stuff.
Mike
Yeah.
Evan
How about everybody's like, the whole team.
CJ
Mike's only stuff is flammable, right?
Mike
Yes.
Dalton
I did have everything I needed to Fix it. I didn't have to buy a single.
Ken
Tool, but I definitely need to be.
CJ
A little bit more prepared on these road trips.
Mike
You live and you learn. But so it was. It's just interesting. Like, we are at the southernmost point in the United States, so Southern right now. We drunk ass trailers.
Dalton
Yeah, we drugged that trailer all the way from the north, almost most northern point to the most southern point.
CJ
I told Gab that I go, dude, you just gotta drive up the rest of the way. It's like five hours from our house. Like, you might as well just drive the rest of the way and freaking go and drive to it.
Evan
Make a tick tock. Hey.
Ken
Yeah, There you go.
Dalton
That could be my big break.
CJ
You could send Dalton with you.
Dalton
Yeah, you and Dalton will be tick tock famous.
Mike
Oh, man, I really enjoyed. It's kind of switching the topic here. Dalton on this trip, dude, that dude just loves taking photos, making content. Obviously, we all love making content, but he's like, just. We get out. Get back from going out to eat. He's like, should we go take pictures, boys? I'm gonna go get changed. It comes up dapper. It's super hot. He's got his Red Bull racing jacket on.
Ken
I just.
Mike
Just had such a good time.
CJ
Florida, it's 85 degrees, dude.
Evan
I'm sorry, but I got a pile on the Dalton stories here. Spenny asked Dalton if he wanted to go to the supercross race in Tampa with him. And Dylan goes, dude, I'd be so down, but I'd have to go shopping for a new outfit.
Spenny
Yeah, he did say that.
CJ
Oh, no.
Ben
Love you, Dalton.
Spenny
He's all out of sweaters.
Dalton
Tough being that good looking.
CJ
Yeah, but the good news is we made it to Key west for Big Ken's birthday. Dude.
Dalton
Yeah. Yeah. Are we gonna get on one tonight or what?
CJ
I think a mini golf course, dude. And get you back on the those.
Dalton
No kidding. Yeah, that was pretty fun. I mean, we don't need to go to the mini golf course. I'll get on. I'm already on the tees here with you guys, but. Or whatever.
Ben
Maybe a full size golf course.
Dalton
No, that sounds like too much work. We already were destroying mopeds today. I don't think we need to pile up a couple golf carts, too.
Spenny
We had a mega couple days.
Ken
Yeah, it's been a couple.
Evan
Why didn't we bring our start cart to the Keys?
Dalton
Because we only had so much space.
CJ
Yeah, we know. We could have driven it on the road around here.
Evan
There were more golf carts than There are cars, I'm pretty sure.
CJ
Hey, can you go home and get that and bring it back tomorrow?
Ken
Yeah, quick.
Dalton
4,000 miles.
Ben
Yeah, you can do that in an evening.
Ken
We got to. We got to bring our star cart to just, like, a retirement home down in Florida.
Evan
Break some necks.
Ben
People would even know what's coming at them.
Dalton
It is weird how, like, we are so far from home, but, like, you could hop on a plane. You're back your farm.
Ken
Imagine me.
Ben
Yeah.
Dalton
I mean, yeah. Like, the one lady, whole nother world.
Mike
Spencer tells her she's. He's from Canada. And she's just like, you're definitely going to jail.
Dalton
Yeah. Yeah. So we were trying to take the mopeds through a car wash today, and then the person came out and started like, no, you can't. She was like, maybe Jamaican, like, joking with us, but she was like, you go in there, you die. And I was like, okay, that's a little much. I don't think it's gonna die.
Evan
And then with brushes. Not a touchless car wash, like, with the big.
Dalton
We've done that before. Not. Not that specific style. But then some were like, all right, whatever. We won't do it. And we're, like, leaving. And she's, like, filming us. And then Spenny's like, what are you filming? What's the content for? She's like, send this to the police. You're going to jail.
Spenny
I was like, what are you going to do with that content? So then me and Dalton started posing, and we were, like, flexing, and she was just.
Mike
She just.
Dalton
Yeah, we're like, oh, hold on. Get an angle here, get an angle here.
Mike
Then she hopped.
Dalton
How about this?
Ken
How's the lighting?
Spenny
And then CJ and all the boys saw it and jumped in. And then CJ was like, hop in here with us. And then she's like, yeah, yeah, up in there.
Dalton
But then after she got the picture with us, she then flipped back and was like, you're going to jail. And especially you if you're from Canada.
Mike
I do love seeing interactions like that. Like, the. She didn't know whether she was like. She was clearly entertained and enjoying it, but, like, having to do her job. And then she's like, you. You can go over there and use the hose on the side of the building. And we're like, awesome, that. Yeah, that'll work.
Dalton
They're using the hose.
Mike
Benny was trying to get her.
Spenny
She wouldn't hose me down.
Mike
And then I start using it, and she's like, you know what? Actually, no, yeah, she got mad.
CJ
You're done.
Dalton
Get out of here. I'm calling the police.
Mike
Like, we got to get these mopeds cleaned off.
Evan
Yeah, but you were spraying. Spending more than the moped. I think is where she flipped the switch.
Spenny
Oh, I wanted to, like, I wanted her to spray me down.
Dalton
Start taking all your clothes off. Okay. Right here.
Evan
He was hardly wearing any to begin with. That's true.
Spenny
I think she wanted us to hose it down. But then when it kind of turned into a bikini bike wash and she was like, that's not what she meant. She was like, you guys can just hose the bikes down. But like, she didn't want us playing with the water.
CJ
What are we going to do for your birthday, Kenny?
Mike
Karaoke?
Ben
I don't know. Maybe there actually was a lit karaoke.
Spenny
I'm down for karaoke.
Ben
I stayed back last night, but I saw you guys had a pretty good time out.
Spenny
They had to celebrate. They made it across the bridge.
CJ
Dude, honestly, we all here and it was. It was literally 1:30am we're supposed to get here like 10 and we're like it. We gotta go get a beer.
Dalton
That's insane.
Evan
We got more than one beer though.
CJ
We did.
Dalton
You guys were out till like what we were thinking.
Ben
I got a Snapchat from you guys at like 4:00am Me and Mike were.
Evan
Watching Supercross at 4:30 this morning.
Dalton
Yeah.
Evan
Shout Out Ken Roxton, kickstart Kane.
Mike
But we thought there. I personally thought there'd be one, one restaurant slash bar slash whatever open one something. And there was about the entire street worth of bars open. People were open. We could get food. Still at three in the morning.
Spenny
What even is it?
Mike
Monday.
Spenny
What day is it? Yeah, it was ripping that hard on a Tuesday.
CJ
Yeah, Monday.
Mike
Yeah, Monday.
Spenny
What day is it?
Dalton
Vacation down, man.
CJ
No, it was lit, dude. There was a whole bunch of Argentinian people singing Spanish karaoke.
Spenny
Oh, I can't wait to get in there and. And sing some Canadian songs.
Mike
There we go.
Evan
What's a Canadian song?
Mike
Any Justin Bieber song.
Dalton
Anything by Nickelback.
Evan
Anything by Nickelback. I'm actually going back with you.
Spenny
Saving Me by Nickelback. I'm running that tonight for sure.
Dalton
Gates won't open.
Mike
Is it that song? Yeah.
CJ
Oh, yeah.
Ken
Yep.
CJ
Other than Nickelback, does like Canada have like music artists and.
Spenny
Yeah, we got jb.
Dalton
A lot of really good artists have came from Canada. Yeah.
Spenny
Drake.
Dalton
Drake. Yeah. I mean those.
CJ
Where'd they go after they got famous?
Dalton
JB are massive.
CJ
They probably came to America.
Spenny
Yeah, they came to America just like you, dude, actually, I think. I think Nickelback is still. Still in Canada.
Evan
They are the best hated on.
Dalton
They just.
Mike
I swear to God, they dropped a documentary on them, and it's really good and it talks about how they all. You just gotta go watch it.
Dalton
I've always liked Nickelback. It just became, like a trend to hate on them.
Spenny
Dude, I've always loved their great.
Ben
Always loved Nickelback on Friday.
Dalton
No, yeah, I'm coming.
CJ
You're going to freaking Tampa.
Ken
I'm going.
Spenny
I'll cancel everything to go to Nickelback.
Mike
Wait, you're going to see Nickelback?
Ben
Yeah, they're playing on Friday.
Spenny
Dude, it's the best. I went and saw them in the summer, is the best concert I've ever been to.
Evan
I thought the reason you'd cancel your other plans is because you wanted to see. See them so bad.
Spenny
No, I already saw them this year once, but I want to go again because they're my favorite. Can we wrap this and go hit the karaoke bar right now?
Mike
They do karaoke all day.
Spenny
Can we just drop it and go hit it right now?
Dalton
I need.
Spenny
I need to get in there.
Ken
Dude, the. The Nickelback at a karaoke bar vibe can go one of two ways. Like, it can either make everyone in the bar just, like, super depressed and be like, what is wrong with this kid? Or. Or it's like, dude, this guy knows how to bring the party.
Spenny
If you pull up to a karaoke bar and sing Rockstar by Nickelback, every single person in there will sing it. Everybody knows that song, dude.
Mike
Let's.
Evan
Let's try it.
Spenny
Let's do it tonight.
Mike
Look at this graph.
Ken
Honestly.
Dalton
I. I've honestly always photograph.
CJ
Yeah, look at how many seconds.
Ken
I've always respected that Spenny, like, is open about being a Nickelback fan because, like, I feel like Nickelback after they started getting hated on. Like, nobody wants to admit that they're a Nickelback fan, but Spenny's, like, wears it on his chest.
Spenny
Dude, I'm dropping Instagram reels to Nickelback.
Mike
No, but I think there is a differ because all of us in the group, like, C.J. just said, I like Nickelback, and I was like, I do too. You. Well, we all do, but yeah, you're actually a fan.
Spenny
I'm dropping, like, story tags with Nickelback. I'm dropping Instagram reels.
Dalton
I love them, man.
Mike
Hey, can you guys whitelist your songs for my YouTube channel?
CJ
Are they showing love to, like, a fellow Canadian?
Dalton
No.
Evan
No.
Spenny
But if they knew. If only they knew I was Tripling log doubles to Nickelback. Saving me.
Dalton
They'd be so hyped. So why.
Ken
Why did it become such a trend to hate on Nickelback?
Spenny
It's like, divorce dad Rock. Like, it's out. It's like. Like, that's what it is. That's, like, the category. It's like, divorce dad Rock. So people, I don't know, they just. They're just not down with it.
Dalton
Dude, I feel like Nickelback can be played. It's like you could play Nickelback at a UFC fight like that. He's got a lot of lit songs.
Evan
Because nobody actually hates them. It's like the entire world has been just been trolling them. Yeah, they say they don't, but you can't actually listen to them and not like it.
Dalton
What started their problem was they were too good. So, like, yeah, they were too good. So it got played on the radio way too much. And then people are like, ah, I heard this. All I ever hear is this song. So then they started hating on them. But realistically, they just got played too much because they were so good.
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
A bunch of my college buddies are creating the top 100 best songs of all time. We're trying to, like, put a list together.
Dalton
It's like, rock stars number one, dude.
Spenny
Rockstar Dude.
CJ
It's so hard. And, like, our list right now, it's probably 70 songs in it, and they're all, like, in the, like, 70s through 90s era or, like, you know, modern songs. You got to throw in, you know, like, the old stuff.
Ken
Right.
CJ
And, like, some random stuff like that. But if anybody has any suggestions, I want to know. Like, I'm. I'm dedicated about making this list.
Dalton
I mean, there's some pretty timeless songs. Like, so every time we go through Miami, we have to play Miami by Will Smith. And, like, I mean, I know Will Smith didn't have an awesome rap career, but he did make one banger song that is completely timeless. Miami by Will Smith.
Evan
I actually don't even know what you're talking about.
Dalton
What?
Evan
I'm riding in a different vehicle. I'm riding a different vehicle.
Dalton
You've never heard that song.
CJ
We're listening to Booby Ludavelli when we're in Southern Florida.
Evan
I would have said that Rey Mysterio by Booby Ludavelli has been the theme song of this trip.
Mike
Love this. Yeah.
CJ
Yeah.
Evan
I'm actually pretty sure that's why the.
Dalton
Trailer lit I was playing.
Mike
Take a listen.
Evan
Welcome to Miami.
Dalton
He's heard it, knows it. Oh, of course.
Evan
It's Whack.
Spenny
But he knows every single lyric.
Ben
Song's Cheeto.
Dalton
Can we talk about when we landed down There was a little bit of a beef or disagreement, I'll just call it, between Ken and Evan. So, Evan, you were on one hopping off. Well, I mean, you were on one hopping onto the plane.
Ben
You were on one when we got to Minneapolis.
Dalton
So I'm gonna just.
Evan
Where did I get on one? Who even knows?
Dalton
You've been on one for probably the last two, three years anyways. So I don't know whenever we're going about our lives at this point, but we prefer to wait to hop on the plane just because you have to sit on the Runway for so long. So we're chilling. We're normally the last people hop on, and we're literally the last people hopping on this plane. We're standing in, like, the little thing that then puts you onto the plane. And Evan finds out he's got a window seat, which he didn't want a window seat. And he was. Keep in mind, Evan was intoxicated, but he also is deaf in one ear. So, like, I'm trying to defend you. I'm trying to defend you.
Ken
Thank you.
Evan
Thank you.
Dalton
He's deaf in one ear, but also, when you add gasoline to a fire, for this instance, alcohol, he's going to talk even louder. So anyways, he finds out that he's sitting at the window seat. Evan doesn't like window seats. You know, honestly, it's kind of like a first world problem to complain about.
Ben
Baby.
Mike
Bladder.
Evan
No, it's. Yeah, I haven't. I have to pee way too much as it is, and especially when I'm pounding vodkas at the airport for hours.
Dalton
So anyways, Evan's complaining about it, but the front desk lady, before we even got down, was like, oh, I can change your seat. Oh, that'd be great. And then she goes, okay, sweet. So I got some middle seats. He's like, forget it. We walk down the hallway. Walk down the hallway. He starts yelling at Ken. We have. I think Evan's got. Or Ben's got maybe a video of it, but he's like, I don't want the window seat, dude.
Evan
Ken sucks at booking flights.
Ben
I gave you a window seat.
Evan
I don't want the window seat. I want the aisle seat.
Dalton
I mean, we could pull it up.
Evan
Aggressive. You should play it. But that was a little aggressive.
Ben
That was. That was probably 10 off from what it was like. You were really loud, complaining. I hate window seats.
Dalton
So, you know, seats are the worst. You're pretty irritated, clearly. But while you're saying this, you think it's just. You're saying it to Ken. We're the only ones really in the thing, but we're standing right at the entrance to the plane, so. And it's echoing into the plane and down the whole thing. So I literally, you can see it in the video. The pilot stops what he's doing, goes and looks out and you're sitting there. I don't want the window seat. And anyways, like, we're like, whatever, you know, so we go in, we go in and literally everyone on the plane is like, you were complaining as soon as we walk in. And I'm like, oh my God. I think Evan might actually be one of those videos where they make him leave the plane. Like they won't take off until he gets off the plane. So we get. Get on the plane.
Evan
Viral moments of viral moments.
Dalton
Yes, we get on the plane, we get on the plane and I'm like, oh, they're not doing anything. But that was a little awkward. Whatever. So we sit down and it's like always kind of funny cuz when you walk through the plane, generally there's like at least like maybe two, sometimes more people that like, oh, that's, that's seaboys. Whatever. So you know, we walk around, we sit down. Next thing I know, I like kind of turn around and look at Evan. And a lady is talking to Evan.
Evan
But listen, you're not even going to believe me.
Dalton
Flight attendant.
Evan
What she said though?
Dalton
Well, what'd she say?
Evan
It wasn't the flight attendant, it was the ticket lady. She had actually got an aisle seat that I could switch to, but I had bought Mike's aisle seat off him for $20. And then after she said that, she basically said, chill out so my whole group doesn't get kicked off the plane.
Dalton
So she said that if you don't chill out, the whole group would get.
Evan
So even though I caused this whole alleged scene, she actually did come in and have an aisle seat for me.
Dalton
Oh, I didn't hear that first part. I got it on video and I. And you know, you're leaning over.
Evan
She's talking into my deaf ear. That's the problem. She's in the aisle and she's talking my left ear. So I'm like all crouched over. He's trying to hear and planes loud.
Dalton
But you said I'm deaf and she almost didn't believe you.
Evan
That's an odd thing to lie about.
Dalton
You did though. You're not telling the Full story.
Evan
I did say that because it was.
Dalton
A little heated because the way, I mean, I have it on video, she basically kind of walks away like. Like, scolding you, almost like a mom. And you go like this, Throw your hands up in the air. Per usual.
Evan
We went over the whole seat situation, and then it's almost like there was no way they were kicking anyone off the plane. She just kind of peppered that in, trying to make. To make sure we just threw it in.
Dalton
Just. We're gonna throw your whole group off the plane.
Evan
I was so scared that when they were selling cocktails on the plane that for some reason they weren't gonna give me any.
Dalton
That's what he was scared about.
Ben
The real problem.
Dalton
He was so scared.
Evan
And then I so happy that I did get cocktails. I just bought them for the whole row. I also want him to get the hell away from me because whenever I have to scan their card on the plane, it takes way too long. Like, ah, I got you guys.
Dalton
How much does something like that cost, Evan, when you buy the whole.
Evan
Oh, they don't tell you on the plane. It's a beautiful thing. No receipt. I don't ask, just run it. I don't check my statements. I just live day to day.
Ben
Yeah, they don't tell you the price, so it's basically free.
Evan
I put it on the credit card.
CJ
So.
Evan
Yeah.
Dalton
Oh, yes. Anyways, we hop off this plane. Evan's then feeling real good. And Ken was pretty disgruntled. You know, he's our travel guide. He's.
Ben
I didn't get disgruntled until we got to Daytona.
Dalton
Yeah, no. So I'm saying we got off the plane. Yeah.
Ben
When we were in Atlanta, Evan was also acting rather loopy and asked where our gate was right after I texted, our gate is here.
Dalton
That's standard procedure for Evan.
Spenny
Not only is he also blind.
Dalton
So anyways, we land down in Daytona, and Ken pulls up with the rental. Evan is just with him. He's sitting in this wheelchair because his leg was kind of hurt. It was, like, still hurt.
Ben
Allegedly hurt.
Dalton
I mean, you were hopping around pretty good. You were hopping around pretty good after you got out of the wheelchair.
Evan
Still a little bruised.
Ben
Pretty good.
Evan
But no, what it really is is I lay low for a day or two, and it feels pretty good. And then I kind of live a normal life for a day, and then it sucks again for another day. And I've been flip flopping for about over a week now.
Dalton
But yeah, basically Evan and Ken getting.
Ben
This, like, well, it starts off, I'm. I'm getting the keys for the rental car. And then I go to grab my bag from the carousel. And Evan's over here just whipping my bag around the area. So I'm like, okay, just give me my bag. I'm just gonna go get the rental car. Pull up front. And then Evan comes out and is just being an absolute menace. Just will not shut up. Just keeps yapping his mouth and throwing bags.
Dalton
And you threw a bag, I think.
Ben
Well, I got so pissed off at him, I just ripped the bag out of his hands and threw it away.
Dalton
So you started doing what he was doing that was pissing you off.
Ben
Yeah.
Dalton
So now we got two guys throwing bags.
Evan
You kind are outside the airport.
Ben
Yeah.
Dalton
And then Ken's really mad. Ken Hopson. He's then saying he's going to leave us. He starts driving away. We're all outside. We run after, hop in the car while it's moving. And then, you know, we're rolling in this car and it's just quiet. Ken's pissed.
CJ
First eight hours of the trip too. Like we're ten days into this.
Dalton
Ken's livid and Evan just goes, can we play some Booby Ludavelli? Ken would not play Booby Ludavelli. So then Evan just started being even worse. I think at one point you hopped out of the car at a stoplight. You were on the hood of the car.
Ken
Yeah.
Ben
It just happens. He gets in the car out of a wheelchair because he can't walk.
Dalton
And then that's where you lost is at the wheel.
Ben
We get off the highway and here he is just being an absolute monkey.
Dalton
Climbing all over the roof, the hood, onto the ground with your legs. And I was like, we pushed this kid in a wheelchair out of the airport.
Evan
I took the blow with my right leg.
Dalton
Oh, okay. I mean, Evan hopped on the hood a couple other times after that.
Ben
It was damn near every time the car stopped between the airport and the hotel. And then the whole time I was checking us in on the hotel, he was still on the top of the car.
Evan
Yeah, we were. So we were beefing so hard that when Ken checked into the hotel, I walked across the street, got myself some beers. I was just sitting in the woods drinking beer by myself. And I look over and see ken getting his UberEat Taco Bell. It's like 1am and I'm just drinking 32 ounce highlights. Raccoons are coming around. I want to bust his balls so bad, but I'm just gonna let this lie. You Stand out there checking his phone. Where's my.
Dalton
The rest of us are sleeping, and just. You two are left out in public. You're like, this is a little awkward.
Ben
I didn't even see him. He was in the shadows.
Evan
Yeah, no, I was hiding. I didn't mind.
Dalton
Evan in the shadows drinking a beer.
Mike
That's funny.
Dalton
What the. A tall boy.
Mike
I also love how we wheeled you out in the wheelchair as a complete joke. And then, like, whoever posted a story of it, someone took it. Next thing I know, I see it on Tik Tok. You getting rolled out in a wheelchair.
Evan
I gotta get on TikTok.
Mike
Maybe.
Dalton
Dalton's been telling me this for years.
Evan
The reason I'm not on TikTok.
Mike
I'm scrolling along, I see this video, and then someone's like, whoa, why is Evan in a wheelchair? And then this next two comments. He's like, piled his bike up at the ice race. I was there. It was bad. And then everyone's like, damn. Like, hope he heals up quick. And I'm like, bro, the wheelchair was a joke. Everyone that saw that thinks you're in.
Evan
A real leg hurts. Can walk.
CJ
I feel like you're so superstitious that you wouldn't want to be seen. Like, I don't get in wheelchairs because I don't want to end up in a.
Mike
Good point.
Evan
But I personally love ripping wheelchairs, especially doing wheelies in them. But my grandmother always said she would scold us kids so bad because she had a wheelchair laying around, and if she saw us in it, she was not happy. That's. That's bad luck. Someday you're gonna end up in it. Whatever.
CJ
Sorry.
Ben
It's more like a pride thing. I don't want to be. Having to be in a wheelchair injury.
Evan
Is harder than anybody.
Dalton
I've pretty sure you had an electric wheelchair at one point.
Evan
Don't you have, like, nine broken ribs?
Dalton
That was for a video bit when we went to Disney World, you rented one, so you didn't have to walk around.
Ben
I have not gone to Disney with you guys, but I was like, it.
Dalton
Was Vegas 10 at Disney World. He doesn't want to walk, so he just. I don't remember. I could see it.
Evan
You can only drive the scooter if you wear the hat with the ears.
CJ
Dude, I love Florida. You just get it. You just get it in the lungs, and it just happens. This stuff just happens.
Evan
I don't like being sticky all day.
Dalton
I like it, though.
Ben
I'd rather be slightly sticky than freezing.
Evan
The viewers have no idea what this room smells like right now after a day of mo petting.
Mike
I know.
Spenny
Look at Mike's hair, dude.
Mike
The volume on my hair right now is the most it's ever been. I think it's going shower. No, this salt, dude. The salt has just got it.
Spenny
It's just wind blowing perfectly.
Dalton
Got a little bit of salt and pepper going.
Mike
Yeah, dude, it's getting real gray.
Ken
You gotta just go, would you diet?
Mike
Diet type war gray.
Evan
No, I thought those were highlights.
Dalton
I don't think it looks bad. I think it looks kind of cool.
Mike
Fine. I'm chill with it, but I think it looks cool. I should diet. We should just diet for a video one time. I think it'd just be. Because I think it'd be weird if I just pulled up one day and it was like, sure, but no diet black. But like, if I pulled up and it was like, clearly no gray hairs anymore, people would be like, bro, I.
Dalton
Don'T know if anyone really noticed.
CJ
Yeah, I thought, honestly that you maybe were sorry because you had less gray hairs. Because you've had gray hairs since we met when you were 19. Like, you would have them and then you pluck them and then.
Mike
Yeah, then two would grow back.
CJ
You would grow back.
Spenny
I got them coming in too.
Mike
Yeah, you have three. I know.
Spenny
Right in the front.
Dalton
Guys, at least you got hair. Yeah, you know, true. Could be worse.
Spenny
That's true.
Evan
I'm the oldest one. I got all that hair. No, Grace.
Dalton
Evan's built like a 20 year old.
Ken
You know why?
Dalton
Because you eat gas station food.
Ben
It's all the preservatives in that food you're eating.
Mike
His hair doesn't rot away at all or anything.
CJ
That's a hell of a theory, Ken. The preservatives in the food go into my body and preserve me, dude. Actually, I had a thing for a while that I drank so much Mountain Dew, I was certain that my body was not healthy enough for bad bacteria and viruses to survive. Started trying to get healthy, and then I got sick. So, I mean, there's. There's something.
Evan
Your body went into shock.
Ben
Your body was just so toxic already.
CJ
Yeah, exactly, Spany. Dude, there's something going on in your mind right now.
Spenny
Dude, it's Florida, man. It's just chill vibes. It's just chilling.
CJ
I think there's something more than that. You've been quiet, dude. I haven't heard you shut up the whole trip.
Evan
Anything other than Nickelback and dirt bikes going on up there?
Spenny
Not much, man.
Evan
Honestly.
Mike
Honestly. Spenny Is just thinking about the next zone that's kind of been like, he. I don't know. I'm gonna give it. I'm Coined it. But where are we dropping tonight, boys? Where's the new zone?
Dalton
I feel like that's a Ken decision. It is his birthday.
CJ
Yeah.
Spenny
Where would you like to go?
Dalton
What would you like?
Ben
Had what looks like a great night last night. I think we just gotta do that with the rest of the boys.
Mike
Back to Rick's.
CJ
Oh, yeah.
Evan
I'm definitely ready to double down on last night.
CJ
I mean, there is the Duval street, but, like, is there anything that you want to do? You know, like, this is. This is your birthday.
Evan
There any cowboy bars?
Ben
I don't know. I don't. I didn't do, like, any research into what they have here.
Mike
That's really weird.
Dalton
I'm just down to see any spots that you think Ken would like when you're there.
Evan
Nothing crossed my mind. Not even when you did that burnout on that crosswalk?
Dalton
The.
CJ
That was crazy.
Spenny
Rainbowed one.
Dalton
The rainbow crosswalk.
Evan
Cj.
CJ
Yeah.
Evan
Ryan almost tackled you off the bike. We were gonna get canceled for that dude that.
CJ
I was like, we are going.
Evan
CJ did a burnout on a rainbow crosswalk on Pride Corner.
Dalton
I'd have done it on a normal crosswalk, too. I don't discriminate.
Ben
You're just lucky this is Florida and not, like, Seattle.
Evan
That's what I'm saying. So in order for him to leave.
Mike
A tire, pop it up on the stand, bro.
Evan
You think he had one hand.
Spenny
You think CJ's.
Evan
I got a Wamilton.
CJ
What happened?
Dalton
What the. Was that?
Mike
Stood up, chair swivels, sat on the arm.
Evan
Credit card. Sorry. We got. Got way out of track. Let's get her back in here.
Dalton
He actually.
Spenny
It's a hate crime.
Dalton
No, it's not. I would have done it to a normal crosswalk, too.
Ben
You just did it to a rainbow one.
Dalton
I think it would have been more discriminatory to be like, oh, I'm not doing it on this crosswalk. It was just a good spot to do burning.
Ben
That's how they operate, though.
Dalton
Well, come after me.
CJ
I think we might have to trim around that.
Ken
Yeah.
Evan
What?
Dalton
That's not that bad.
Evan
It's not a battle. You want to.
CJ
I think somebody went to jail for, like, a super long time, but they did it. It was, like, really bad. They did, like, a bunch.
Dalton
I had a 49cc moped, and I barely got the tires to school. I didn't even realize I was On a crosswalk. I. I didn't even realize I was on a flag. I just did it.
Evan
I believe everything you're saying.
Ben
I. I believe that just because I know you, But I know you. Look at other people and they will not think that way.
Evan
Yeah, you explain that.
Dalton
I'm not worried about one bit.
Evan
A woman that is more manly than you, with less hair than you, that you accidentally burned out on her flag.
Dalton
It wasn't a flag. It was just a rainbow.
Ben
Yeah, but what does that flag symbolize for certain?
Dalton
It's not a flag. It's a rainbow. You just think rainbows mean that.
Ben
What does the rainbow mean?
Dalton
There's nothing wrong.
Ben
What bar was in front of that flag?
Dalton
I don't know. Maybe you noticed it, Ken. Was there a gay bar there?
Ben
Yes, there was a gay bar in front of there.
Dalton
Well, is that where you're trying to go tonight or what? No. I don't know. You're pretty attached to it. I'll go to the gay bar if Ken wants to go. Like, I. It's his birthday.
Ken
I just have such a hard time believing that he actually did a burnout on this.
CJ
He attempted.
Dalton
I didn't even get it to spin.
Ken
That's not right.
Dalton
It's even worse.
Ken
What?
Spenny
That's not right.
Dalton
I'm not worried about one bit. I was trying to do burnouts, but the thing didn't have enough power. I. I was just surprised when you guys were like, yeah, he did a burn. I'm like, I finally got one. Because I was trying all day. I was trying all day to get one, but anyways. But no, that's fine. We can go to that bar tonight.
CJ
Dude, I feel like Key west is just gonna be. It's gonna be a celebration down there. The people are gonna hear that it's Ken's birthday going crazy. It's gonna be like, when the freaking.
Ben
They got any, like, they got any, like, clubs here where they can have like, the. The bottle service girls.
Evan
Rick's kind of look pret. It had two separate dance floors, balconies. I don't know. Just looked really good.
CJ
If you ask Evan really nicely, he'll go and bring you a beer.
Mike
Yeah, true.
Evan
As long as.
Ben
Can the bottle come with one of those, like, signs? Like the lit up signs and sparklers.
Dalton
He could put like, Evan will be your bottle service boy.
Spenny
I sure hope we don't run any of these people off the bus from today, because they might be coming for me after blowing out everybody's eardrums. The locals, hey, that's the guy that was blowing out our eardrums today.
CJ
Wait, did you guys see the Eagles celebration? I think you're blowing out drums and doing bad things in crowds. The guy at the Eagles because. Well, I guess I don't know who won the super bowl because that will be after this. But when they won the nfc, afc, whatever. They won the championship game before the super bowl. And the guy in the crowd freaking firing a gun off.
Evan
That's actually kind of lit, dude. I don't condone it.
Dalton
The Philadelphia. Philadelphia is wild, bro. It just scares people. He's on your side.
CJ
Like, what the is going on?
Dalton
Some Taliban behavior.
Mike
It's a desk shooting in the air.
CJ
Just a desk pop.
Mike
That's what everyone calls it now.
Dalton
Like a what?
Mike
A desk pop.
Evan
Just shoot straight up other guys.
CJ
Yep.
Spenny
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dalton
I remember in Philadelphia, if you're the opposing team fan and you're wearing one of the of your jerseys, you up, they'll throw like a. Like a full beer can that's not even opened at your head. Like, I've seen videos, it's kind of up. Like the Philadelphia fan base is not to be with like they are wild.
CJ
Son of a guy in Philadelphia, man.
Dalton
It's just a rougher crowd, man. And they're just die hard fans. I mean like they've been winning.
CJ
Like they're.
Dalton
They're good.
CJ
They're good. Like they don't good for a while.
Mike
I don't know. But it's year to year.
Dalton
Yeah, but like it's a strange crew because like they riot when they lose and they riot when they win.
Ben
Yeah.
Dalton
Like no matter what, it just. Yeah, they just like to party and break shit. Which honestly is understandable.
Evan
Like probably listen to Limp Bizkit.
Dalton
That happens when you listen to Limp.
Ken
Jesse Ryan has a guitar signed by Limp Bizkit.
Dalton
Yeah. So we were with our buddy Jesse Ryan, who built the Typhoon, and He had a $2 million guitar. Yeah, actually.
CJ
What the fuck is he doing with that?
Mike
Yeah, it was like a double Gibson SG, double neck top ones, 12 string, bottom one six string. It looked insane, but 2 million.
Dalton
So if I had a guitar, it cost 2 million bucks. I'd have that thing for sale.
Ken
He. He told me that there is like two in existence and that's why it's so rare and special. And it was Gibson, and Gibson had like reached out and said that they wanted it like in there in their factory or showroom or something because there is only two of them.
Evan
We've actually been talking a lot on this Chip about the health benefits of boofing.
CJ
It has come up quite a bit.
Evan
Is it true, Ben, that you have a booth setup? You just haven't used it?
Ben
So can you explain what for those who don't know.
Mike
No, it's not even the right terminology, but yes, it is much funnier to you.
Ken
Yeah, I mean, it's, it's called the coffee enema, but it's definitely not as funny as saying that it's boofing coffee.
Evan
I need to do a little more research. Is this hot coffee?
Ken
No, I think it's cold.
Mike
You run it?
Ken
I haven't done it. I'm assuming it's to flush out the pipes.
CJ
But, like, why coffee?
Ken
I believe.
CJ
Wouldn't water do the same thing?
Mike
I don't know.
Spenny
No, coffee is, like, the most, the best natural body cleanser you can drink.
CJ
Don't you not drink coffee?
Spenny
I don't.
CJ
Because of your tummy?
Spenny
Because it cleanses me too much.
CJ
Oh, you got to keep the stuff you're already saying.
Mike
Yeah.
CJ
Dude, I watched you drink a carton of milk this morning.
Ben
All right. At a Celsius.
Ken
Yeah, but I watched you eat that yogurt.
Ben
I did. It was, it was great.
Ken
What is your problem?
Ben
I love dairy, but dairy doesn't love me.
CJ
And dairy is hard on us, man. You're hurting everybody.
Ben
I'm hurting me the most, though.
Ken
You have no self control. We go to Chipotle and you get a side of queso and you just slurp it up with the straw.
Ben
It's so good.
Spenny
Dairy is a hard thing to not eat.
Ben
Like, it's not. It's on. Dairy is on legitimately, everything.
Spenny
Yeah, it is.
Ken
You go out of your way to eat it.
Mike
Dairy free stuff like dairy free cheese or whatever.
Ben
Dairy free cheese is not good.
Ken
So our chef used to ask us, like, so if you guys have any, like, preferences, let us know. And Ken was like, I have a preference. I'm dairy free.
Ben
I said, no, I, I. So I didn't say that. I was like, hey, you know, I, I'd like to try doing some dairy free.
Ken
Hey, I would. Yeah, I would like everything dairy free. That's what Ken said. So Jen used to make everything normal. And then Ken's portion. Dairy free.
CJ
A special portion.
Evan
And also. And CJ has. So there's like three separate.
Spenny
Yeah, yeah.
Ken
Some rend. Can we get done eating his dairy free meal and then go down the road and drink a milkshake and eat a cheese pizza?
Ben
No.
CJ
Or have an ice cream cone?
Spenny
The worst part is Is dairy free? Guys always like it the most. Like, I feel like I could go without not eating cheese and I'd be okay. Like my brother say that you say.
Ken
That until you try and do it.
Spenny
No, I could do it.
Ken
Dude. Cutting things out of your diet is actually, it's hard.
Mike
It is.
Ken
It's pretty gnarly.
Mike
Yeah.
Spenny
Being gluten free, anything like that is like, like you basically can't really eat out, dude.
Ken
Your body just all of a sudden starts to crave it.
Mike
Yep.
Ken
It's like as soon as you can't eat sugar, you start craving sugar.
Ben
I would love to go to Dairy Queen and get a blizzard, but I just know if I do that, the next like four hours are going to be absolutely miserable.
Ken
You still do it?
Ben
No, I actually didn't go to Dairy Queen at all in 2024.
Ken
Wow.
Evan
Now you stuck to Wendy's Frosty's only.
Ben
No, no. I tried to. I didn't do much if any ice cream, but.
CJ
How many iced caramel lattes did you.
Ben
Have from A couple. A few.
Ken
So I've been trying to get Mike to buy this mega truck that our friend Jet Ski Ryan has.
Ben
Dude.
Ken
And I really think you should. Mike.
Mike
I really want to.
Ken
Dude. Money might need a mega truck.
Spenny
You need that thing, brother.
Ben
He said like that you have to buy that.
Mike
The seller said I had to buy it.
CJ
Oh, shit.
Evan
It's the biggest truck I've ever fucking seen. He's claiming 22 miles a gallon cap.
Spenny
There's the heaviest wheels.
Evan
There's no way running. Military grade tires.
Ken
Yes. It's a pretty badass truck. So it's like a company that actually builds them. I think they got like full like military grade axles on them. Built on top of a 2F250F350F350. 350. And then it's got like 1200 horsepower.
Mike
It's a mega raptor sub 42s.
Ken
42S?
Evan
Yeah. I think the company that built the truck didn't do the motor, but so he got the biggest truck ever and then he got the motor built. As built as you can build a motor.
Ken
He's trying to sell it and Mike's in the market for a truck. So we're like money Mike needs a, needs a mega truck.
Mike
No, I definitely want it. Just like a lot of logistics in the back end I gotta work out.
Spenny
Not a lot of logistics.
Evan
Just.
Mike
Yeah, I haven't checked yet.
Spenny
Just write the check and it's yours.
Mike
I know I would, but I, I, I effed up and already did that for another truck.
Ben
Well, just cancel the check.
Mike
Buy another.
Evan
Yeah, when's the Raptor I show up?
Mike
I didn't buy a rap.
Ken
Money. Money Mike already bought a truck.
Mike
I bought a truck. And that's why I was really weird because like I was talking to Jesse Ryan about buying the mega racks and.
Spenny
Then he lowered the price.
CJ
I thought you bought a stand up jet ski. Go to the pond and backflip it. I was so excited.
Mike
Dude, what'd you get? What'd you get? A common. Cool. So yeah. Did you actually get a Cummins?
Evan
Why would you buy a diesel?
Mike
Why not?
Evan
Because you don't tow anything.
Spenny
Yeah, I do tow mirrors out or in both.
Ken
His trailer that has one wheel on it.
CJ
No.
Mike
Yeah, I told that. I told my car. I need.
Ben
I suppose you gotta tow your car.
Ken
To be fair, Money Mike is gonna be towing a lot of stuff here. The more stuff he buys.
Ben
Well, every time the car starts on fire, it be towed back to the shop.
Mike
Yes.
Ken
So you bought a. You already bought a truck?
CJ
Did we get to see it or. No. Is it a so surprise show?
Mike
It's like it's getting customized immediately after purchase.
Ben
So of course it's the money.
Mike
It was an hour down the road from Crandall's and. And so it's that Crandall.
Dalton
Oh man. Yeah.
Ken
Crandall's our buddy that sold Mike his drift car.
Mike
And he's. He's wrapped a lot of stuff.
Ken
Crandall's lost a lot of trust after that.
Mike
Lost a little trust after the drift car.
Evan
But he did a great job wrapping my Rack Raptor.
CJ
He did.
Mike
So yeah, he wrapped my BMW and other cars. We have our very first Chevy with the camo on the back.
Ken
Yeah, dude, Crandall's great at rapping, but he shouldn't be selling drift cars.
Mike
Yeah, so he's. He's got it in possession now. And it's like. It's like Navy Blue. Like Shred80 Gav's new truck. And it's going to be all blacked out. But anyway, this Mega Rex. We have the picture up here. It's sick. And he keeps lowering the price. And I'm. I'm super interested in it. But now it's like, like what do I do? I bought the. The other truck.
Evan
Both.
Ben
Just.
Mike
Just both.
Ben
Yeah.
Ken
It's really the only thing that makes sense.
Mike
Both and keep the Bronco. It's the only option.
Ben
You can use the. The Cummins as your like daily and the Mega Rex as like your Your weekend rig.
Mike
There we go.
Ken
Would you, Would you run the Mega Rex as a daily?
Mike
Yes, but I, I'm not like, of course. Yeah, I could daily that easy. Like, it would be a. It'd be a thing like, I'm like, yeah, daily. And it's, it's pretty interesting. This thing is huge.
Ken
It is so cool. We've actually been kind of having this debate, like, is it worth buying a stock vehicle and adding some parts onto it and like, kind of filming the process on the channel, or is it worth just buying, like, the craziest of the crazy of vehicles, like this truck that you would never be able to justify buying a stock F250 and doing what he did to it?
Spenny
Because it's.
Ken
He said he's got like 250 grand into it. Yeah, it's so much money to justify what he's doing. Like, we make so much content out of it and it's still not worth it. So is it worth just buying at a discount the crazy vehicles, maybe not making like the build content, but, like, I don't know. Do people want to see that or would they rather just see like a wild vehicle?
Ben
I feel like you can get such a better deal on these, like, crazy build vehicles because it turns so many people in the market off when they see that because they don't trust, like, oh, like, what kind of quality work did they do? Like, they just don't know like, anything about all these aftermarket parts. And I feel like that just narrows down the market so far where they have to drop the price where it's. You get such a good deal on that.
Mike
Yeah. And after you propose that question, it did make me think. I'm like, you know what? I think we both kind of came to the realization it is kind of actually worth it to buy the, like, super modded out one that everyone's just like, like, whoa. Did you see what so and so got versus this journey of wide bodying your Lamborghini over the course of two years or something? Obviously not that whole time, but, you know, adding parts like, it's cool. And then next thing you know, you have like, not even close to as built up as what you would have bought. Crazy vehicle. And you're all sentimental to it and then you're like, yeah, I don't want to sell it because I got so much money into it and it's not even that crazy.
CJ
So I just leave my Corvette stock, man. Yeah, just a stock car. Me and cj, we get it, man. CJ and I We just love fully stock vehicles.
Dalton
One stock Raptor.
Ken
Everything else I own is pretty modified.
Mike
One stock.
Evan
You did put wheels on the dirt.
Ben
Your Mercedes.
CJ
No, no, no.
Mike
Hey, that. Hey, for the record, like, that doesn't count. You got. Everyone loves doing wheels. Wheels doesn't count. Wheels is wheels. You want new wheels, put wheels on. You don't want new wheels, whatever. But G Wagon stock.
Ken
Yeah, the GTR was pretty modified.
Mike
GTR was modified Evo, you know.
Evan
You don't own the GTR anymore though.
Ken
I don't know. Leave a comment down below. I'm curious.
Mike
Wow. I think it'll go either way though. You know, like some people that really enjoy watching like Grindheart or Goon Squad or whatever, like, they'd be like, wow. Yeah, I want to see more of the builds. And then other people are like, no, I love when you guys get right to the point and just start doing crazy stuff. Making stuff.
CJ
Dude, I actually envy you, Mike, because Mike has the most hyped up car buying experience yet. Like when you get your Viper, like, I mean, you know, Ben had his hurricane, CJ got like his dream gtr, all that, like that. Evan got his Camino, obviously. But like, you getting that Viper eventually is going to be like the most insane built up moment. Like that's like Doug DeMuro getting his GT whatever he got.
Mike
That is true. I'm pretty excited. I like to think about, well, yeah, I guess your dream car was a hurricane. It was crazy when you got it. So, like, maybe it's just because it passed.
CJ
It seems you gotta buy it soon. They just keep going up in value.
Mike
Yeah, I know, but I mean, gotta make more money.
Ben
It's true.
Dalton
What?
CJ
Your money, Mike.
Dalton
Well, it's like.
Ken
Running out of money. Yeah, it's like, like the sun stopped shining.
Mike
It's like, yo, that yacht is sick, Mike. You should buy it.
CJ
Yeah, you're just like, oh, I don't really like boats.
Evan
You could have been halfway there if you didn't get the Cummins.
Mike
No, you're. You're right. But I pretty much interchanged the Bronco for the Cummins. I didn't really.
Evan
So you're selling the Bronco?
Mike
Correct.
Evan
Yeah. Okay, then I support.
Ken
Yeah.
Ben
If you don't mind me asking, what are you selling it for?
Mike
I'm not actually sure.
Evan
Yeah, my girlfriend needs a new rig.
Mike
Yeah, no, I'm not actually sure.
Ken
What.
Ben
I can get out of mind for.
Mike
I'm actually selling it to Ryan's dad, potentially.
CJ
Oh, great. That's what Randy needs.
Mike
Yeah.
Ben
A third bronco.
Ken
Bronco. That's sold to him.
Dalton
Bye. Bye. Excuse me.
Mike
No, no, Yours is a piece of.
Ken
No, my.
Ben
My.
Dalton
Right.
Ken
Yeah, yeah, you're right. No, I say that because he bought your green one. I didn't know this, but Ken told me that whoever towed your green one down towed it in four wheel drive and it messed the entire. Drove it in four wheel drive and messed the entire transmission up.
CJ
That one's just like a bad case.
Mike
But it's fixed now.
Ken
It's good. Spending, having fun.
Spenny
Dude, I love Florida. We've been having a good time too, dude.
Ken
Spinny golfing, spending. Looked over at me the other night and he was just so happy. And I was like, dude, I'm just so happy you're here, Spanny. And he goes, dude, I was telling my girl this the other day. Like, I couldn't be happier in life right now. Like, legit. Like, I can't name a single thing that would make me happier. And I was like, wow, that is.
Spenny
Like, am I peaking? So I might be peeking right now.
Ken
Here, like, dude, as a homie, like, that's the best. It can't get any better.
Spenny
I know, I know. I just. It's just been good, man. It's been a good run. We've been. We've been ripping all week, you know?
Mike
Yeah. Like the last time you were here, I don't know if this is Canadian lingo, but you're. You got a little soft and you're like, I just love you guys. I love being friends with you guys. And you go, you guys are just classic. You guys are all so classic.
Spenny
Just a bunch of classic guys. I don't even remember saying that, but.
Evan
That does sound like something.
Mike
I'll tell you the rest of what you said later because it was really funny, but I can't say it here.
Spenny
Dude, we've been having a fun, like, mini golf was so lit the other night.
Ken
Yeah.
Spenny
The mini golf courses here are crazy, too.
Mike
And there's a lot of them.
Evan
Yeah, they're.
Spenny
And they're all just like crazy waterfalls and just. I've never ripped a course like that before.
Ken
Gators.
Spenny
There's gators at the mini golf course.
Mike
It's insane.
CJ
They really aren't building mini mini golf courses like they used to.
Spenny
No, they're not. Florida's doing it right, though, for sure.
Mike
Dude. I thought about this the other day. I mean, I grew up, like, watching a lot of skate videos. I know you did. You probably did. Like, it feels like we're on, you know, when, like a Skate team goes on, like, tour to go gather clips for the next video. That's how I was feeling this trip. I don't know why, but it's like, it felt like we were, like, on tour, but not as a band, but as, like, a skate group or whatever. Probably helps that we were actually skateboarding, but we're all, like, moving as a team, but we all go in different directions. Oh, did you're so and so did Ben did this. And it's just like, the most like one after another.
Evan
Would it Bendu.
Mike
He ran his moped into a bunch of garbage cans today because of this.
Ken
Yeah, I would say I was more pushed into him. Yeah, we did hit some gnarly drops on the move.
Spenny
We hit some crazy. We did some crazy stuff the past.
Mike
Couple days and did not get stopped. Well, yeah, I guess everything didn't get stopped once by police, by anyone. Mad everyone.
Ken
No, because people. People on. On the island are just straight up on vacation. They're in a different state of mind.
CJ
People thought we were locals. Everybody we asked, they go, oh, you guys from here then, like, I don't know.
Ken
Really?
CJ
Yeah. I think we just developed the look. The local look.
Ken
Yeah. We are mobbing. Very rarely do I see Evan, like, out of his comfort zone where he is just, like, shuts down. It's like a turtle that goes into hibernation as soon as he gets uncomfortable. Very unlike him.
Evan
Wasn't in the vibe. You guys are just like. Like, you almost got hit by a bus. Like, everyone's just going backwards on the side.
Mike
You were turning right. He was turning right. It was a little scary, but, oh.
Evan
Yeah, I saw just, like, driving up on the sidewalk. Like, every person that spenny drove by is, like, covering their ears, and I'm just like, ah. Just wasn't feeling it.
Spenny
You wheelie down the street, third gear with no helmet on, and that's what you're worried about? Riding on a sidewalk on a moped?
Evan
I don't actually on a moped. Literally don't even understand what those two things have to do with one another.
Ben
Those mopeds could barely even keep up with traffic.
Evan
And honestly, when I'm down here, I just, like, do not want to get jammed up.
CJ
Florida jail sounds pretty Florida jammed up.
Evan
Yeah, I don't want to get Florida jammed.
Spenny
There's a lot of action that way.
Dalton
When the cops were there.
Ken
You're yelling at them the other night.
Evan
How would you know, cj, you weren't even there.
Ben
Hey, we got drink delivery.
Ken
Oh, my gosh, dude.
Spenny
Thank you.
Mike
The tray gets more and more margaritas on it every time.
CJ
Well, fellas, I said we get on with celebrating Big Ken's birthday.
Mike
Happy birthday, Ken.
Dalton
Hey.
Ken
Love you guys. This trip has been so much fun. Actually, from the moment that we got off the airplane and Ken was screaming at Evan and leaving us at the airport, I knew it was going to be a good trip.
Dalton
It's always a recipe for one.
Ken
That was so good.
Evan
Crazy thing is, is we hardly even talked about half of what has happened.
Mike
Yeah, that's also true.
Evan
Like, we didn't even talk that we were in Daytona other than me and Ken at the airport. I just realized that, dude, I watched.
Ken
Spenny ride a Harley Davidson. Like, it was a freaking trials bike. Dude, it was actually insane.
CJ
Guys got shit to.
Spenny
Look, dude, we were ripping. And we're gonna keep ripping. Cheers to ripping.
Ben
To Florida.
Ken
Hey, Cheers to happy. Happy birthday.
Mike
30Th. I don't.
CJ
Why.
Spenny
I don't know why I said why did I.
Dalton
Why did I say that? God, I'm bad at just talking.
Ken
Cheers to him.
Spenny
Dumb.
Episode: Why Evan Was Almost Kicked Off Our Flight, Money Mike is DONE, & Our Dangerous Road Trip
Date: February 11, 2025
This episode follows the CboysTV crew as they recount a wild road trip to Key West, Florida, full of mechanical disasters, moped mayhem, and near-misses with the law. Alongside birthday celebrations and debates over Nickelback’s reputation, the boys dissect behind-the-scenes stories, group mishaps, travel frustrations, and the unique flavor of adventures only they can find. With the entire group—CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, Micah, Mike, Dalton, and Spenny—in tow, the banter flows as freely as the margaritas.
"You're definitely going to jail."
— Car wash attendant to Spencer [20:11]
"The trailer starts swaying back and forth, almost hits the freaking wall of the bridge."
— CJ on the Seven Mile Bridge tire blowout [06:02]
"If you pull up to a karaoke bar and sing Rockstar by Nickelback, every single person in there will sing it."
— Spenny [25:11]
"She basically said, 'Chill out so my whole group doesn't get kicked off the plane.'"
— Dalton, recounting the flight incident [32:06]
"I just love you guys. I love being friends with you guys. You guys are just classic."
— Spenny, feeling grateful [59:41]
"I like it here. The Key West is a whole nother vibe. First off, feels like it doesn't feel like you're in the United States."
— Dalton [03:24]
Packed with mechanical mayhem, offbeat local encounters, travel drama, and trademark CboysTV mischief, this episode tells the story of a road trip that’s as unpredictable as the group itself. Whether they’re dodging disaster on a bridge, causing chaos with mopeds, nearly getting kicked off flights, celebrating birthdays with karaoke, or defending the honor of Nickelback, the episode’s spirit is wild, comedic, and thoroughly Life Wide Open.