Worst CboysTV Crashes

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV

Episode: Worst CboysTV Crashes

Release Date: July 23, 2024

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Episode Overview

In this episode, the CboysTV crew—CJ, Ben, Ryan, Ken, Evan, and Micah—take a wild ride down memory lane, sharing their most spectacular, hilarious, and sometimes painful crashes. The group reminisces about milestone YouTube achievements, swapping crash stories, behind-the-scenes production challenges, dirt biking and jet ski antics, and closing out with the news of Ken’s accidental mayoral candidacy—all with their signature blend of rowdy humor and brotherly camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. Celebrating YouTube Successes – The Million Play Button

• The crew unboxes individual million-subscriber YouTube play buttons, an uncommon achievement for multi-member channels.
• [00:50] Ben: "So for those of you who are wondering, this is the million YouTube play button. Pretty sick. We only have one. Typically, you get one per channel."
• Playful discussion about the significance of the plaque versus college diplomas.
  • [03:31] CJ: "Which one felt better? Well, one of them is going to be hung up on a wall, and the other one is sitting in my bedside dresser."
• Reflection on the journey: five years to reach 1 million, and only three more to surpass 3 million.

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2. Dirt Bike and Motocross Crash Stories

• Dalton’s Big Dirt Bike Crash: Dalton, usually behind the camera, goes over the handlebars attempting a jump; the group describes it as a case of "Kodak courage" (performing for the camera).
  • [05:57] Dalton: "It was 100% Kodak courage... How hard you were going kind of exceeded your skill level."
  • Injury details: "My forearm got cut to the bone; we super glued it together and my finger got stuck to the cut." [06:48]
• Crash Culture & Filming Ethics: The team jokes about the moral dilemma of always having to film, “just in case.”
  • [08:13] CJ: "I feel weird pulling my phone out. I’m not by any means hoping you’ll die, but if it’s going to happen, you’ve gotta have it on camera."

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3. The Evolution of Video Content and Chemistry

• Old vs New SeaboysTV: Reflection on simpler times, comedic value, and how increased expectations have shifted their style.
  • [12:00] Ben: "We'll be doing the smallest little things. But it's funny though. I used to think those videos were so bad, but sometimes I watch 'em back and get why people watched."
• On balancing spontaneous fun with planned production: the importance of genuine fun, which translates into better content.

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4. Electric Dirt Bikes: Tech and Moto Community Reactions

• In-depth discussion of new Stark electric dirt bikes; anticipation for an upcoming video with them.
  • [16:42] Ben: "Stark got real riders on their bikes and then the rest was butter."
  • [17:22] Dalton: "I've been following them for so long, before they even released the bike... Tyga released electric snowmobiles and jet skis and they flopped."
• Debating horsepower, torque, and acceptance in the traditional motocross world:
  • [19:21] Dalton: "They go up to 80 horse, which is insane... but Brett Turcotte, when hitting ramps, rides at 50 horse mode."
• Old-school resistance to electric: "His dad was like, electric, you're pussy." [18:35]
• Side banter on previous electric attempts (Alta bikes) and riding experiences.

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5. Legendary SeaboysTV Crashes

• Ben Flipping the Mini Truck: Regretful but iconic.
  • [28:24] CJ: "My foremost favorite recent crash is Ben flipping the mini truck... We were all like, what are you doing? But, amazing content."
• CJ’s Jeep Drift into Trees: Stressful but the damage literally “buffed out.”
  • [29:44] Ken (sarcastically): "I just love when you yell 'that’ll buff,' cuz, like, it's just rare that you crash your car into some trees and then you say, 'that’ll buff.' And it literally buffed out."
• Evan Rolling the Slingshot and Three-wheeler: Near-misses and pancaked landings; recurring theme of three-wheeled dangers.
• Jet Ski Jump Stunt: Building a crazy pool-to-pond jump—high prep for short but "iconic" content.

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6. Underdog Vehicles & Misfit Engineering

• Loving and hating wild '80s vehicles—hovercrafts, wet bikes, and three-wheelers. They marvel at strange vehicle inventions.
  • [42:13] Ben: "The hovercraft is just part of the weird vehicles that were made in the 80s. There were so many crazy vehicles in that timeframe... and after you ride them, it kind of makes sense why they didn't stick around."

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7. Behind-the-Scenes: The Challenges of Filming Crashes

• Story of missing “the shot”: The embarrassment and weight camera operators feel if they fail to capture the moment.
  • [48:16] Dalton: "If I'm running the camera and I miss something, it feels just as bad... It’s worse now. Everyone's upset and it's not gonna help."
• Accolades for cameraman Dalton, and the rare “perfect crash capture.”

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8. Ken Accidentally Running for Mayor

• The lighthearted saga of Ken’s unintentional candidacy for mayor of Cormorant, alongside three dogs.
  • [51:24] Ben: "There's a lot of dogs running for mayor. I don't know who slipped Ken’s name into the ballot, but Ken is also running for mayor now, and he made it into the top four."
• Reading Ken's satirical “Eggs Kennedy” bio from the local paper.
• Discussion on election fraud, voting unlimited times, and the inevitability of Ken’s victory over the canine competition.
  • [56:59] Ken: "It's just light election fraud."
• Ken’s indifference: "Oh, that’s cool," and the group’s belief his rise to office is inevitable.
• Dreams of Ken’s future in politics—mayor, then possibly president.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the importance of genuine fun:
  • [11:21] Ben: "Everyone was smiling, like really having fun—and that's the recipe for a really good video."
• On earning vs. buying a YouTube Play Button:
  • [02:29] Ben: "You can't just buy one. You literally have to earn it."
• Kodak Courage defined:
  • [05:57] Dalton: "It was 100% Kodak courage... how hard you were going kind of exceeded your skill level."
• Crash ethics:
  • [08:13] CJ: "...not hoping you’ll die, but if it’s going to happen, you’ve gotta have it on camera."
• Production roots:
  • [47:01] Dalton: "Your production insight was always part of the channel from day one... what if we'd done that crash in the daylight?"
• Ken’s campaign platform (jokingly):
  • [55:08] CJ: "Installing Tesla charging stations on every corner of town, as well as updating the title of mayor to supreme Emperor and ruler."
• Election fraud banter:
  • [56:59] Ken: "It's just light election fraud."
• On the risks of missing a crash capture:
  • [48:16] Dalton: "If I'm running the camera and, like, I miss something, it feels just as bad as any other time. You've worsened. Yeah, it's worse now."
• On Ken's campaign indifference:
  • [53:27] Dalton: "Anyone else finding out they're in the top four of running for mayor and possibly will be... but Ken's just, 'oh, that’s cool.'"

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:50] – Unboxing the million subscriber play buttons, YouTube journey.
• [05:15] – Dalton’s dirt bike crash and crash culture.
• [08:13] – Camera ethics and filming crashes.
• [12:00] – Reflecting on old video styles and natural fun.
• [16:42] – Stark electric dirt bikes, electric motocross debate.
• [28:24] – Legendary SeaboysTV crash stories.
• [43:05] – Ken's first Tesla, claustrophobia, and being locked in the frunk.
• [51:24] – Ken's surprise mayoral run, reading the campaign bio, and election fraud jokes.

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Episode Tone & Language

The CboysTV crew’s tone is rowdy, irreverent, quick-witted, and brotherly throughout. Self-deprecation, inside jokes, and good-natured ribbing abound, especially over near-misses, production mishaps, and Ken’s mayoral run. Fans of the crew will feel like they’re sitting in the garage with the boys—equal parts genuine reflection, absurd storytelling, and the reality of filming high-octane stunts for a living.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode perfectly captures the heart of CboysTV: pushing limits, laughing at mishaps, valuing the camaraderie over the crash, and riding the ever-blurry line between danger and entertainment. Whether they're dodging trees in Jeeps, flipping mini trucks, gluing limbs back together, or accidentally running for mayor, the CboysTV crew remind listeners that the best stories come from having the camera rolling—and always having a friend to laugh about it later.

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Transcript

[A]

Yes, the fourth of July. Dude, I was an animal.

[B]

How hard you were going kind of exceeded your skill level.

[A]

Maybe the first ever Seaboys TV crash.

[C]

Can I talk about the newspaper this week?

[A]

I have a gift for you guys. Well, for all of us.

[D]

I love gifts. Oh, nice.

[B]

Oh, dude. So sick.

[A]

I ain't seen them yet.

[D]

I know, but I'm already so excited.

[C]

See what the box is, guys.

[B]

Let's go. Let's go. So sick. So that one's for Ken. Kenjamin. Oh my gosh.

[A]

Not two.

[B]

Mine. Yes. Yes.

[A]

Not three. Wow.

[D]

Four.

[B]

Oh my gosh.

[A]

Amazing.

[B]

Oh my gosh. That is so awesome. So for those of you guys wondering, this is the million YouTube play button. Pretty sick. So we obviously we only have one. Typically you only get one per channel, but.

[C]

And that one was difficult to get a hold of.

[B]

They typically don't give out individual play buttons. But being that we have so many members a part of the channel, they were able to do that for us. You know, it's been quite a bit of time, probably four years since we hit a million. I'm actually super pumped to have my own play button. This is so sick.

[A]

This was a project that I got assigned a good year and a half ago to get done.

[B]

So happy.

[A]

So now it's sick. Everybody's got one for their office. We do have one in the wall over there, but we can start mounting them all.

[B]

That's the. That's the one for the shop. This thing's going in my room, dude.

[D]

We try to do this exact same thing with the 100,000. They're like, no, frick off. And then it took us a very long time to get our OG 1 million play button and then probably equally as long to finagle to get multiples.

[A]

It didn't seem that common. Like the request had to go around to a few different people. Like, oh, I don't know if we do that. So finally got her done.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Now we all have them. Yeah.

[B]

Well, thank you very much.

[A]

We can also thank our pocket.

[D]

Yeah. I was like, they still charge you fat for them.

[A]

They charge you heavy form.

[B]

I forget. But like when certain people. When people come and they see the shop, see that and where's the million play button? I'm like, oh yeah, it's right here. And people are like, whoa. Like. Cuz obviously it's not something you can just buy.

[A]

Yeah, that's.

[B]

You can't just buy one. You have to literally earn it.

[D]

And another flex is like, obviously. I mean, I'm sure if we would have set up a garage channel or one day do, but, like, we have one for the podcast here and hopefully have a million. Where is it? Over a million. Play button for the podcast eventually. But, like, having it for multiple channels is also a flex.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, you know, when you're starting out and just even not starting out, you're just like, man, like, I really want one of those. If you're a YouTuber, it seems like. I mean, you know, everyone says, like, I don't. I don't care, whatever. It's just a plaque, whatever. But, like, it does mean something to you, you know, especially for. At least for us, it hasn't came easy.

[A]

I mean, how many years did it take us to get to one?

[B]

I think five.

[A]

Five years to get to one, and then three quick years to get to three points.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Pretty crazy.

[D]

I mean, it's like more rewarding than any college diploma you could get. And I'm not saying that you should, you know, I'm not saying, like, oh, go for the YouTube. Yeah. You got both?

[A]

Yeah, I got both.

[B]

Which one. Which one felt better? Well.

[A]

Well, one of them is going to be hung up on a wall, and the other one is sitting in my bedside dresser.

[B]

One of them you show up, and.

[A]

The other one I don't.

[D]

That's honestly still flattering for the college degree that it's. It's in your bedside table dresser.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, under a bunch of, like, junk that you put in your bedside dresser, so.

[D]

Bunch of keychains, dude.

[B]

I remember when I got my high school diploma, I was like, oh, shit. Like, I better keep this in a safe place. Like, I'm gonna need this for the rest of my life. Well, I just figured you're gonna have to go to get a job. And it's like, okay, yeah, here, I graduated high school. Here's my diploma. Turn most people don't seem. At least the places I work before here didn't make me do that. But you show proof of graduation. No, they didn't. But, you know, maybe they were pretty entry jobs, so who knows?

[A]

Might have helped.

[D]

I went and got myself a PhD.

[B]

I think what I'm gonna do is get a chain and I'm gonna wear the play button on my neck.

[D]

Actually, that's the.

[B]

That way everyone knows, like, otherwise, like, I'm not gonna invite everyone over to my house to see this play button.

[D]

You can't do that anymore. It's no longer a button. You just saw it. Oh, yeah, it's the plaque. It's Part of the plaque. It used to be a button.

[B]

No, I'm. I'm talking the whole plaque.

[A]

Just wearing the whole thing. It would look pretty sick with that jersey cover.

[B]

The whole thing. Dude, these new jerseys. Not to plug, but we got new jerseys, and they're sick. Like, I. I love all three. I can't decide which one's my favorite. Evan looks really cool in it when he's wears it dirt biking, dude.

[D]

I know. Evan and Cody were wearing them dirt biking the other day, Both of them hard.

[B]

They look like they're like OG Metal militia guys. I remember back in the. They'd ride with like. Like, a jersey like this on.

[D]

I'm too scared not to run. A chest protector.

[B]

Just get skinned.

[D]

Well, dude, yeah, if you cr. Yeah, you look cool until you crash and you're just regretting everything.

[A]

And you probably have the most recent crash, right? Like the. The loop on the highway where you got all scun up.

[D]

As honestly, Dalton does.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Dalton, dude.

[D]

Our filmer, He. Ben, since he doesn't ride his dirt bike, lets him take out his dirt bike. And you just jumped a random dirt pile on accident and just got piled up.

[B]

Can we talk about that? Do we have the video? Let's. Let's pop that up. My God. Dude.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

Holy.

[B]

Are you okay?

[A]

Holy.

[B]

I don't know what I would call what you did there, Dalton, if it wasn't Whiskey Throttle.

[D]

Kodak courage.

[B]

It was 100% Kodak courage. You're. You're 100% right. You just were going hard, and how hard you were going kind of exceeded your skill level. Let.

[D]

Okay, let me tell you.

[B]

Okay, let's hear from your side.

[D]

I'm hitting that gap jump right to flat.

[A]

You were hitting the gap jump to flat.

[B]

He was hitting the jump.

[D]

He was going off the side of the gap jump too flat. And then.

[A]

Oh, already a bad idea. Take off. Not the landing. Yes, exactly.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

All right. And I did that a few times. And then the last time that I did it, it was dusk out. Like, my goggles were all foggy.

[A]

The camera was just not working.

[D]

It was totally the bike's fault. The bike went right into the scrap pile, and forks compressed. I went end over end handlebar ended up cutting my forearm to the bone.

[B]

Geez, dude.

[D]

Yeah, we super glued it. And then my finger stuck to the cut.

[A]

Wow. Evan's field fix. Just super glue it together. Oh, you need stitches. Nah, you're fine. We'll just super glue up really well. Yeah, it does. Car. Not bad.

[D]

A Little battle wound.

[C]

Yeah, it's not bad for how much blood was coming out of you that day.

[B]

I kind of think Evan prays on like getting someone new out there. That dude has just got a camera on. Like, you know, this has happened a few different times. It's like he, he, he's like they're going to wad up. And he's just like, you got it, dude. And he's just filming cuz he has two crashes of two dudes. Dalton, who are fresh out there. In your case, it's. It's not so much that you don't know how to ride a dirt bike, but in the other case of the wad up, it's like this guy clearly isn't going to be doing anything cool. Why are we filming him, dude? I wonder what you think he's going to crash?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

What is like the term or the terminology or whatever for when Dalton goes. Just the other day, I want to hit the gap jump. And I was like, I mean, yeah, it's easy but like, don't die. And then you're like, I'm going to go. Don't need to warm up. I just got to sack up and do it. And then like all of us pull out because. And then I'm just like, I feel weird pulling my phone out. I'm not by any means hoping you'll die, but if, in case it's going.

[A]

To happen, you got to have it on camera.

[D]

On that first run, I was about two miles an hour away from dying. Yeah. Really? You made it.

[B]

So you didn't like go off in front of him and just tell him to match your speed? That seems like it would have been the prettiest thing to do.

[D]

I offered, but then, and then even at the end of the day to the FMX ramps pulled up super close. But you've never hit the FMX ramp ever in your life. It was like your second time on the track and he's got his like backpack on, ready to head home. He's like, film this. I'm in the. I'm hitting the ramp. And it went really well, but nice. So fun.

[A]

We got to watch this video that Evan captured of one of our buddies. What is Evan's KTM? A 300.

[D]

Yeah, 300 BO Tattoo's joke.

[A]

And he. This guy's in shorts, T shirts and flip flops, but oh my gosh, dude, this one was.

[B]

He was walking funny for a week after this.

[C]

Oh, that, that guy had no, no, the wedgie, dude.

[B]

They had to surgically remove Them from.

[D]

His ass and his face is priceless.

[A]

Dude. The worst part is. Well, maybe the worst or the best. The best for Evan, the worst for our buddy. 27.9.

[B]

So 28 million views. It was worth it. Then Evan's bike got kind of wadded up, which not, not bad damage, just the plastics broke on the back, so now he's running the Barney. The Barney looks.

[D]

That was my defense. Evan was like, dude, you, you always are like posting like me, me, me. And I was like, bro, I, I. Dude, I have so many clips of you because you're always doing awesome and we're always hanging out. And then I'm like, what about that one you posted of him looping out? That got like 30 million views. I was like, did he get any of that skrilla? Which I'm sure he maybe paid him back in beer or something, but.

[B]

Skrilla? What's that?

[D]

Dollars?

[B]

Oh, you call it $skrilla.

[D]

Yeah, I'm hooding out.

[B]

Is that what you and Evan and Cody say about dollars?

[D]

I don't know. I'm sure they would ask the same thing if I called gorilla.

[B]

Okay, no.

[D]

I mean, I don't even know where.

[B]

I learned some of you guys, I mean, you guys have your, it's like you have your own crew within our crew. Yeah, you guys are kind of like the hood rats. You do what you want. You know, you, the bad boys, stay.

[D]

Up late, meet night.

[B]

You're, you're, you're drinking, you're riding, not doing them necessarily together. Riding first, then drinking, you know, staying up late, sleeping in.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So it's like, I, I don't even know what, like you guys have evolved in your own matter so far.

[D]

I would call it devolving, but.

[B]

Well, you know, you guys are, you have your own way. And now I'm not, I'm not on the same level as you guys in all aspects of life. So like skrilla. I'm like, yeah, is this, I don't.

[A]

Know, it's just like the inside joke that we're out on now.

[D]

But I do have to say at some point between now and a month from now, we have to go out to the track on a night like that. And because I agree we usually ride, I'm down to ride the track anytime and so is the rest of the boys. But like at sunset ish, we have to go out, ride the track and film and just stack it up. I 100 good moto segment.

[B]

Cuz I was seeing your guys's Snapchats you guys were looking like you were having so much fun. Everyone was smiling, like really having fun. And that is the recipe for a really good video.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Cuz honestly that's what makes, makes fun. It's what makes it interesting, entertaining. Obviously you got to do some cool stuff for, you know, whatever, crack some jokes. But it just comes a lot easier when you're genuinely having fun. Honestly, it's, it, it gets a little bit harder as time continues to go on because people get jaded, tainted, whatever. So if you can find something where it's just like, you know, capitalize on a naturally already you're already having fun moment.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Sometimes I get served these videos of us from like four years ago, five years on Facebook because.

[A]

Oh yeah, we have like this like.

[B]

They syndicate our videos from YouTube and recut them, put them on Facebook. They're all over the place. So anyways, I'll like end up watching them and it's like crazy. We'll be doing literally the smallest little things. But it's funny though. Like it actually is funny. I used to think like gosh, those videos are so bad. But I sometimes watch about like I kind of get. And humbly I kind of get why people watched them. Yeah, because like we're cracking jokes and like they were funny. Like we were pretty quick witted and.

[D]

And I think the difference is like by no means when we schedule to film a really good idea, we all want to be there. We all show up. We're going to do that. Yes, exactly. It's production where versus like when you all show up because you want to, just because you want to.

[B]

The camera is just kind of there and it still is very much that way. But like the last video I saw that was a throwback. It just snowed. It was like snowing and there's pretty decent amount of snow and we just like went out. It was like 12 o' clock at night and we all went drifting. Oh yeah, we were just drifting around Cormont like doing some baby ass snow drifts. Ken had his Focus rs his stock for Focus RS Funny. I don't know, it was just very simple. But it was actually really entertaining. And I was like, wow, that's cool. We were, I don't know, like we wouldn't even consider that nowadays.

[D]

Yeah, well, and it's maybe even that we would, we maybe even would consider it. But it's just like we're, we have the camera up so often from 10 to 6 let's say or whatever that if we're doing something at night, it's like, do we run in and go grab the camera? We just filmed all day.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's difficult too, cuz it's like the level of entertainment. It feels like the bar keeps getting higher and higher. Not even necessarily just within us, but just the YouTube community as a whole, like 100%. Like, I don't know if we can make a video going drifting in the snow. The group of people that we're trying to please is so big, it's now harder.

[A]

And I think we do a good job of like mixing it. Like, a good example of that would be like the R1 water skip. We're a little scared, we're a little tense. We're like, we got to do this. You know, there's danger involved. But then we throw in a little mix of going golfing with Grandpa Ron and that's just easy. That's like the classic where you say you just turn the camera on and Dalton films us and we just have a blast. So it's like, it's nice to be able to do both. I'm thankful for that.

[B]

That's.

[A]

You know, you watch some people and they're like, they have to be so like, action sporty or whatever. I'm glad that we can do both.

[B]

I'm glad that that chopped up, that was funny.

[D]

You did a great job filming too. I wasn't there that day and I was very excited and looking forward to watching it. And yeah, sure, I could go through the clips, the raw clips, but.

[B]

Three hours of rock and then two.

[D]

Cameras being it chopped up was like, really funny. It was great.

[B]

Yeah, Ben edited that part. He did a good job.

[D]

But also, I think water scoop. Last thing to say on that is Ben and CJ for, you know, 90 of the videos, still edit all of it. So, like, if we go out and just like roll the cameras for another three hours, if we're like, you should make that into a bit. And you're like, yeah, easier said than done.

[B]

Yeah, three hours, watch Lord of the Rings and then try to chop it. Yeah, no, it is interesting, but we're. We're gonna keep doing our best to make sure we stay to those roots and 100, have fun and entertain you guys, because that's what it's really all about, dude.

[D]

Also, when we were out there the other night riding dirt bikes, Ken rolled out on an E bike. I was briefly, bro, I blinked my eyes. I'm like, oh, nice. Ken's out here. And I blink my eyes again, like, one more lap. And then you're just gone.

[A]

He's hitting the gap.

[D]

No, he was just gone.

[C]

Well, I saw you guys were all riding big bikes on there.

[D]

Yeah, that's fair.

[C]

Thought you're gonna do other stuff because normally you're doing.

[D]

Yeah, that is.

[C]

You're riding bikes.

[D]

We weren't chilling very hard that day.

[B]

Did it have something to do with it being electric, Ken? Is that what, you know, part of the allure was for you?

[C]

No, it's just easy to ride out there.

[D]

Like, it's a very great.

[C]

On the convenient bike to just toot around on.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What do you think you'd like, like. Like a Stark bike? Like one of those big Stark electric bikes?

[C]

I think I'd probably imagine if you can turn it down, I probably.

[D]

Yes, you can. And I'm still like, let's keep.

[A]

Can you turn it down?

[D]

Actually, they just. It's kind of sick because they're basically computers. They just release an update. They release crawl mode, and so it's like walking mode. So you can walk with it and you go like, just throttle it and it'll go like a mile an hour. But it also has reverse. Wow, that's interesting, too. So if you give her.

[B]

I take her.

[D]

So cool. You can. But it literally goes like a mile an hour.

[C]

So it's like the four wheeler of dirt bikes now.

[D]

Yeah, but it's just. I thought that was interesting that they released a downloadable update.

[B]

Little spoiler for you guys, because this will come out on Tuesday. So we're. We're actually doing a vid with the new Stark electric dirt bikes. It'll be coming out on Thursday, so two days from now. Very, very fascinated to see how these things are. I was hearing just from, like, professionals, but a buddy of mine who's friends with Travis Pastrana, Travis, went on the Stark and, like, it has so much torque when he would goose it off the face of the ramp to do a flip. I guess you. You full pin it to do a flip. It had so much torque that his feet would fly off the peg. Like it would. He couldn't keep.

[A]

If you can't keep him on a bike, dude, you know, that's.

[B]

That's just how the story was told.

[D]

Try to.

[B]

So this is all allegedly.

[D]

But I've been reliable. I have so many things to say about them in a good way. Like, I've been following them for so long, like, before they even released the bike. And I was like, well, let's see how this goes. Because I did the same thing for Tyga. Tyga released electric snowmobiles and electric jet skis, and they flopped really hard. This Canadian company, I'm excited to get some of those. Canada really endorsed Tiger snowmobiles.

[A]

They still make them, right?

[B]

I think we gotta. Electric stuff, honestly, has a big draw.

[D]

And again, I'm saying, like, I think like, the whole company flopped.

[B]

We could probably get our hands on those.

[C]

Came out too early, though, where the technology wasn't quite fully baked.

[D]

But also their. Their marketing was just. Dude, it was like so, like corporate, you know, they go out and make a video and no pro riders. The. Here's what Stark did. Stark got real riders on their bikes and then the rest was butter.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, Patrick Evans just won best whip on the electric bike. Kobe Raha, he got a second on quarter pipe. Big air.

[B]

But I heard, dude, yeah, yeah. Why was Axel's dad so mad about him being on an electric bike? Here's the kind of being babies.

[D]

He was like, electric, you're pussy. And then everyone's like, did, did, did, did. Does Ph not remember that Colby beat Axel at slay ground for X Games? They had slay ground there like last summer or two summers ago. And he beat him like on a. On a gas.

[B]

It's very interesting how salty all those, like, California motor Moto guys are because, like, we're somewhat in the crowd, but not really. It's like if you. If you fuck with this guy, you basically close yourself off to all of them, even if you've never met them. Yeah. Like you do a podcast with one guy now, it's like the rest of them are like, oh, we don't fuck with them. Like, he. He's boys with them. But yeah, I did see that there's a lot with the electric dirt bikes. Obviously performance is insane. Like, I think they have more horsepower than a 450.

[D]

Yeah, they. So they have different modes, but they go up to 80 horse, which is insane. And that's 80 horse torque. I was talking to Brett Turcotte and I'm like, what are you hitting the ramp in when you're like, doing flips and other? He's like, I have it in the 50 horse mode. I'm like, okay, that makes sense.

[C]

So what. What does a standard 450 dirt bike have for horsepower?

[D]

Like 54, let's say.

[B]

I thought they had 80.

[D]

Ah, dude, I don't think it's 80.

[B]

But that'd be a lot maybe because.

[C]

That'S a significant power jump.

[B]

What is a 450cc race bike have for horsepower?

[D]

60.2. One horsepower.

[A]

Okay. Okay. So still 24 horse.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

And instantly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So there is, like, an advantage to being on the E bike. Obviously, you don't look as cool because it doesn't sound good.

[D]

That'd be a disadvantage.

[B]

That's the disadvantage. But the advantage is, I guess you can do crazy whips on them because the torque you can. You can get the wheel to spin so instantly. Fast, fast. You know, there's not like this build up like a motor. You can do these insane whips on it. In my opinion, making a cool whip is the sound.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But in terms of turning the bike around, the E bikes in. In favor. But yeah, I mean. So Kobe showed up to sleigh ground for last X Games just like, what, three weeks ago? He took like, second.

[D]

No, it wasn't at slay ground, but this was just in Ventura. But that was last year.

[B]

But, yeah, he pulled up this year on an E bike and he took second.

[C]

Dylan, can you look up the weight difference, too?

[A]

Holy crap.

[B]

They weigh more for sure, the electric bikes. Way more.

[A]

Literally upside down, dude.

[B]

Yeah, it's just crazy.

[A]

Wait, no.

[D]

What?

[A]

What? What did I just watch backwards?

[D]

And so that was part. It was watching this clip back of his gold medal run. It does not make sense.

[A]

Upside down.

[B]

Like, it doesn't even look like a whip, dude.

[A]

I don't want to tell him, watch it.

[B]

It's a whole new trick. He's like, upside down, and then he.

[A]

But it's like. But then it's a 360. I have been watching this with whips. I go, how much do they have to come around? Where they just keep going around.

[D]

And that was like. People have commented that forever on fat whips. They're like, when do you just. But when do you.

[B]

Him for him?

[D]

They were like, yo, yeah, when you just do like the 360.

[B]

That's insane. That whip. But in my opinion, an Axel Hodges just clean. Yeah, he's not completely upside down, and shit is more satisfying to watch.

[D]

Again. Yeah, you're. You're not discrediting him.

[B]

No, I'm not.

[D]

But people were like, not a real bike. Which, again, that's so lame.

[B]

You just.

[D]

But I'm saying, like, I kind of agree, as in, like, I think that there is two different.

[A]

That's true.

[D]

It's same genre.

[A]

You were doing the same thing. One Guy's riding a 450 and everybody else is riding a 250. It's like, bro, he's got an advantage. Yeah, but siege didn't you Ride anybody?

[B]

The Ulta. The Ulta. And I crashed. Well, so this was probably five or six years ago. Like a sub had one when we were at. At Turf wars. And I was like, you want to ride it? And I was like, yeah, yeah. Thing was fast. Yeah, that was six years ago. Basically, there was a setting you could turn it up. It was like four or five modes. And I was like, well, let's turn this thing all the way up. Like, I'm not riding in the slow mode. Yeah, well, I gave it too much pepper and just off of like a small little.

[C]

Like it was like barely an incline.

[B]

And I shot like, it was not what I was anticipating.

[D]

Like 10ft in the air to his feet and then tumbled.

[B]

Yeah, no, I think I was. To my butt.

[D]

Okay. I kind of thought you, like, kind.

[C]

Of like he basically did like a more put together version of what Simon did.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. So it just went straight up. I was trying to save the bike, and that's why I ate. Yeah, I didn't really eat, but it was just a hard, hard butt. Just.

[A]

Boom. Did you save the bike?

[B]

I think I did. I think it was a little scuffed up, but the guy was okay with it. And we didn't even have it on video. It was unfortunate, but.

[D]

Or that. That raises another question. Like, Alta's got to be like, I think they.

[B]

I think they're done.

[D]

Your point, Ken? A little ahead of their time. Yeah, I think they're done five, six years ago. No, I think they are too. But, like, they gotta be, like, pretty sure.

[A]

Look at how we did that.

[C]

Either a bankrupt or they got bought.

[D]

Out by somebody else, which is unfortunate. You know, right thing, wrong time.

[B]

Yeah. So anyways, we got two Starks. We're gonna ride them, test them out. I'm sure they're gonna rip and see how they are.

[A]

Can we ride them underwater again?

[D]

That's my favorite part of video. I know. Same.

[B]

But I'm sure we can. I'm sure we can do whatever we want with them.

[D]

And we'll preface right now like, it's. They're gonna be fun, but, like, they ain't gonna make any noise.

[B]

I wouldn't mind buying a fast jet ski. Like, I do like the. The tricks and stuff, but I wouldn't mind having a nice one that you.

[D]

Can rip and, like, actually move through.

[B]

Waves, actually cut through waves, you know, because the problem with the tricks, I love them, but the hull doesn't go through waves or chop as good as just a jet ski like that.

[D]

Not at All.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I just say it all. So, like, if you're trying to, like, actually rip it, it does get a little difficult. But, you know, there are two different riding styles. Dude, Fucking sea doo should be giving us tricks for how much good we've done. Like, we have really. Like, their durability is amazing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, they are. They are really an awesome Jet Ski.

[D]

In my opinion, they are the best Jet Ski. And the only thing second to that is honestly the RXP X. Yeah. You know, the fast one.

[B]

What do you think about the Lamborghini Urus, Mike?

[D]

I. I like it less and less as time goes by, but it's still awesome. Like, remember when we were. We were like, what should we give away next? You know, a bunch of different options were like, sky's the limit. Whatever. Let's. What should we do? This, this, and that. And then you're like, Yuris. And then I was like, I don't know if anyone even. I don't care.

[C]

I think overpriced Audi Q8.

[D]

Yeah, it really.

[B]

All of the Lamborghinis are the Huracan, at least.

[C]

Like, the cars, they're different.

[D]

They have their.

[C]

Yeah, like, especially Aventador is completely unique, but yeah.

[B]

Oh, for sure, I shouldn't say all Lamborghini, but yeah, it's kind of a sweet mom car. That's what I think.

[D]

Here's kind of a hot take. I saw Stradman posted a reel, like, he kind of like, drug it on and was like, you're selling half my Lamborghini collection. Which he is. He owns pretty much only Lamborghinis. He had just sold his Nissan. And that was, like, kind of about it. He just had. And then he was showing the ones he was selling. And then in my head, I went. I almost commented it. I was like, thank God you're selling, like, the non cool one.

[B]

Yeah, dude. I got excited when I saw he was selling them, and I was like, oh, yeah, let's maybe pick up a Lamborghini. And then it's just the lamest Lamborghinis. I'm sorry, Strat, but what was it like? It was like the SUV 1970, which is cool, you know, collector. And then a countage, which I'm sure is like A. That 1 million bucks is the one. But that's 700. You're not gonna drive around in a countage, though. Like, am I gonna take the countage to dinner? I mean, I would, but it's like, old.

[D]

It's just.

[B]

You'd feel terrible driving that Thing. Putting miles on it.

[D]

I just.

[B]

For no good reason.

[D]

He posted the price of that. That countage. Like, we sat in that, and I was like, oh, this thing is so cool. You know, Wolf of Wall Street. So cool. But I'm like, I didn't know. 700,000. Again, pretty wild.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. He was pretty chill about it, but.

[D]

He'S keeping all the cool ones, which I was happy to see. Like, both his Aventadors are just crazy.

[C]

He's put so much time and effort into those cars, too.

[A]

Did you guys see over the Fourth of July weekend that Dana White crashed his Camaro?

[D]

What a pick.

[B]

Was he drunk?

[A]

I don't. I don't know. And there's no video of it, which is a shame. He should have a cameraman following that guy 24 7.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

But all there really is is just kind of some video. Okay, here it is. Crashing the thing.

[C]

Like, that's a. No, like, he had some speed going.

[A]

Yeah, it's a pretty solid crash. This is the only video he has of, like, anything going on.

[B]

So he was hooning it.

[A]

Yeah, he's just ripping around in the grass, which is a very odd place to drive your wrestle mod Camaro, but, I mean, same. Screw it, dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay, so he, like, understood.

[A]

Dude, this is when he's about to crash and whoever's filming.

[D]

Quick.

[A]

I didn't realize this.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Yeah. Right there is the.

[A]

Yeah. Because the building comes in.

[D]

The garage.

[C]

Were his wheels like child?

[A]

They did kind of look like he was.

[D]

Well, I think they were hard. Yeah. Hard left or right?

[C]

What are Both.

[B]

Yeah, Just kept going straight.

[C]

Yeah, he was just understanding.

[D]

I'm pretty sure I heard him. Was he. Did he talk about this on, like, does he have a podcast?

[A]

Joe Rogan. He loves this Camaro, too, dude. Like, he talks about how it's his favorite car to drive. So, I mean, obviously he'll be fine. He's smiling. All said and done. But can you imagine piling up the Camaro on the garage?

[D]

My man's built like cj.

[B]

Yeah, dude, you got to get on the wave. Everyone's lifting weights. Some af1 drinking or drinking water, you.

[A]

Know, eating right, driving your Camaro around your yard.

[C]

Good that he's okay.

[A]

It made me think about some of our crashes. At first I was like, we don't really crash that much. There's a pretty solid collection.

[B]

Oh, for sure.

[A]

Of that's gone wrong years.

[D]

Yeah. But I still agree. We don't crash that.

[A]

No, we're pretty good. My first and the. My foremost Favorite recent crash is Ben flipping the mini truck.

[D]

I agree.

[A]

Like, just an absolute dude.

[D]

After he did that, we were all kind of like, what are you doing? We were mad. Amazing content.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

But we're like, what are you doing, bro?

[A]

These donuts, man, they're harder. You think like my Jeep trying to drift my Jeep around a circle. That's what I was thinking. I just. This was my. My moment.

[D]

One of them. One of the more priceless car moments I did ever show.

[B]

Is funny.

[A]

I still don't know how I missed the trees on this.

[C]

Dude, you couldn't do that today. Those trees are so much bigger.

[A]

Yeah, they're freaking huge now. I just try. I think I gave it one more blip of throttle and just.

[B]

Doesn't you kind of pull the Dana White? You had the wheels fully cranked, but, yeah, it was done turning.

[D]

And then I was actually thinking about this the other day too, how, like, I haven't ran a buffer in so long. And you pulled it in. I was like, dude, I gotta get this off.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And we buffed it off.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Which is funny. This is my favorite part about the video. In a moment of high stress, I spent way too much money, took a big loan out on this car. We just finally had started getting paid. And I was like, I'm buying a Jeep. And I was obviously very stressed and nervous as this happened. And then listen to what Ken says when. When I come around the corner. Your reaction to what ended up being a very small amount of damage.

[B]

Yeah, he makes it sound like it's. The whole side was ripped off. I, like, paused for a second. I'm sorry.

[A]

You didn't get it.

[B]

I got it. I think we got it, dude. It was in, like, disbelief as to what the.

[A]

I love this.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

They'Re literally from this video. There's almost nothing wrong with the car. Oh, there's like a small green stripe.

[B]

You think the back wheel is pointed outwards.

[A]

That's what I thought, dude.

[B]

Okay, Ken, why did you hit the.

[A]

Tree with the dirt bike?

[D]

What is up?

[C]

It did look worse in person than it did on camera.

[A]

It definitely did.

[D]

I just love when you yell that'll buff. Cuz, like, it's just rare that you, like, pretty much crash your car into some trees and then you say, that'll buff. And it literally buffed out.

[A]

Literally, thankfully, later that evening.

[D]

So rare.

[A]

That was the worst part about that was straight up embarrassment for, like, I had went out, bought this thing that probably everybody, you know, locals would think, you know, all these kids, they really aren't doing it right. They're taking out loans for these vehicles, which was true, but we were finally making money and I was like, I'm proud to show this off. And then I did the most immature, embarrassing thing you could possibly do and crashed it right into a tree.

[B]

I think I would help pay for it.

[D]

I would have rather had the. The one. I know it wasn't just one day, but one day of fat embarrassment. You know, it lasted for a month. Then I would. The embarrassment of my drift car.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

The reoccurring fails ongoing. Just like, man, every time I take it up, man, this thing sucks. Because then after that, everyone was like, dude, your Jeep's freaking sweet, man.

[B]

Turn the key.

[D]

But also, I love how when you're like, you know, I took a big loan out on it and 50 of the comments were just, why not Trackhawk?

[A]

I know.

[D]

And you're like, I wish, dude. It was like 30,000 more, which was basically another third of what you pay.

[A]

Yeah, I bought the thing for like 42 grand and sold it for a profit.

[B]

Back then. You were doing it, right?

[A]

I was smart, dude. I was smart back then. 1.7 million views on that, though.

[B]

Good.

[A]

Evan rolling this.

[D]

And it was nasty because Gavin almost lost his fingies on that one.

[A]

I want to get that slingshot back out. Those things are fun.

[D]

Same. We got to chain convert it and there's no, like kit for it. But like, I've seen two people do it. Yeah, we gotta do it because that's the whole downfall of it. Was belt driven.

[A]

Yeah. Another three wheeled crash. Of course. Evan piling up that three wheeler.

[D]

Oh, my favorite part of concrete. We were gonna put tracks on the three wheelers and it was just like, oh, let's go grab a couple clips in the ditch.

[A]

The intro clip.

[D]

And then he literally piled. He like flattened himself on the road.

[B]

Pancake.

[D]

Pancake.

[A]

Obviously we're on three Evans straight. But the. The clip here, which.

[D]

Hey, keep them going.

[A]

I was watching this one. The camera shake, which is unintentional, I think makes the crash look even. Just a slight bit worse.

[B]

Even though it was already bad. Dalton, who do you think was holding the camera there?

[D]

You acts like he did on purpose.

[B]

We're not. No, that was perfect filming, dude. You kidding me?

[D]

No, but the shake. I'm just saying, I didn't mean to do the shake.

[B]

I was just trying to.

[D]

The filming was perfect.

[B]

Some people Dalton wouldn't have, but that's the difference between a good film and a bad film. Or they'd miss that. They'd have half of that. I didn't say he wouldn't have got. I said, dalton, I thought you were getting it. Why do you think he's here? That's why. Why do you think he's here?

[D]

Something that just sent us to the moon laughing. There was, like, a random, like, survival ad that used this. Oh, yeah, I wish I had it. But, like, yeah, he, like, goes and, like, kind of, you know, spawns out on the ice and then it transitions to, like, a dude, like, running in the ad. So random. And then there was just an ad for, like, a survival iOS game.

[B]

What else?

[A]

We got the Jeep roll when we try to two wheel the Jeep. Pretty awesome. I still want to do this. I think we got to figure out a system.

[D]

I saved.

[C]

I think we need a car that's a little more structurally sound.

[A]

That might help.

[D]

I saved a video of a new Ford Ranger Raptor doing it, and they were doing it at, like, a. When twin stunts closes off at the fair and they do a thing. It was kind of like that. It was like a demo. And they had, like, people with them. It was kind of random. They had a perfect ramp. And he just went into a two wheel and went around. And you could tell everyone in the car is like, whoa, whoa.

[A]

It's working.

[D]

Whoa. He's like, yeah, isn't this sick? And everyone in the crowd's cheering. And then, like, can you imagine if they just, like, did tip it, though? It'd probably be their most traumatic experience of their life.

[A]

Yeah, my car accident.

[D]

But, yeah, he just, like, did it perfectly. And the ramp was not made out of cinder blocks.

[B]

And a two by eight in Dubai, they flew. They do that right down the freeway. And they don't even have ramps. They just like, yeah, gravity over there. And, like, I'm pretty sure you can, like, meet up with these guys and they'll take you for a ride. And they're doing it in, like, G wagons, like, $200,000 G wagon. So, like, not saying that those guys can't throw a $200,000 G wagon down the drain, but you'd think they probably won't flip.

[A]

Yeah, no kidding. Imagine how scary that would be. You go over there and you're like, all right, we're going to do this. And then you. You. They're like the. The language barrier. You have no idea what they're saying. And they just start driving 75 miles an hour down the highway and then whipping.

[D]

I'd say the scariest part would be the Initiation without a ramp. I'm way. I'd way rather be down to do it at six miles an hour off the ramp. I think then I would be at 30.

[C]

I feel like it's. It's safer doing that because it seems like they're going slower than, like, the videos where they're just, like, completely drifting.

[B]

All the way to the highways. I think the best way to learn would be with a razor. But those, like, Dubai videos. When I was a freshman in college, I tried showing my roommate because I was staying in the dorms. I was like, yo, like, check these vids out. Because I was. I was just watching just some crusty vid, and he was like, that's not real. He, like, he didn't believe. I'm like, they do this in Dubai, in Saudi Arabia. Dubai is known for having a crazy car scene, but Saudi Arabia is the same. And my GTR is actually tuned by a guy in Saudi Arabia. Really? Yeah. Wow. So the shop in the video, they tune it and do the flame tune and. And all that. The guy who actually tuned it was doing it remotely in Saudi Arabia, so. So you have it.

[A]

He just up, really later. Were you up early?

[B]

I wasn't there for the tuning.

[D]

Almost a flex.

[B]

Yeah, it's kind of cool. No, it's just. It's not necessarily flex. It's just interesting. So, like, those guys just put it on the dyno, and it's like his cousin is like, literally. Because all you're doing is they do the polls, take the data, lob log, send it to the guy, he makes adjustments, emails it. Boom. And then they just. Pretty interesting, though, huh?

[D]

And big wrench does know a little bit about that, which I am. I'm. I think it's so cool to be able to look at a map and be like, even just the basic thing, you're so lean on idle or whatever. And, like, how do you know. And how do you know what to change?

[B]

I think you're ultimately just trying to decrease the amount of fuel you're pumping to lean it out before it also causes damage, you know, because the leaner you're running, ultimately the more power you're gonna have. But you don't want to have too lean where you're hurting the engine.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

You know, but also, there's so much to it. You have to go to, like, school almost to learn how to tune.

[C]

I feel like it's an art where you have to, like, once you know how to do it, it takes so.

[D]

Long unless you're Cletus McFarlane.

[B]

I don't know if Cletus was tuning. I think he was switching maps.

[D]

I think he's learned a lot too. But I just still remember when I was like, oh yeah, my Subaru, you know, like, I don't run E85 in the winter, which is a common thing around here. Yeah, you don't run E85 in the winter because it doesn't start well. And then he's just as we're like about to do a crazy ass pull in the Supra. He's like, that's just a tune, brother. All right, I'll take your word for it.

[A]

One thing that I think was funny that us northerners could never comprehend is we were putting coolant in our mini truck. It goes, coolant? The hell are you using cool for? Just put the garden hose is right there. I go, we, we have to.

[D]

It'll.

[A]

It'll be winter soon and then it'll freeze, you know. He goes, I don't have coolant in a single one of my vehicles. That he's added when you're in Florida because it's like a thousand reasons like.

[C]

The one day a year that it might even get close to freezing that they don't.

[A]

Yeah, there's no way.

[D]

Also think of like the true price difference. You know how some people would be like, what about like running like engine ice or whatever to really keep that. He'd be like, dude, I mean I could literally have free or.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Make puts an ice box in the back.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Next up, this one is a crash, but I think it is quite possibly the a crash in CYCV history that went so well. Like this one, I was so against the whole time. I was like, this is not gonna work. It only can end in a crash. And it's somehow. Somehow you made it work perfectly. The jet ski jump.

[D]

I was so nervous.

[A]

Best case scenario, this was a jump from a pool to a 12 foot drop to a pump.

[B]

Bro, that was lit.

[A]

It was so cool though.

[D]

That's one of those. I guess I lose a little bit of sleep over it. But like I said. Yeah, I mean I couldn't honestly. I could have done it again and stayed on. Dude, I don't sacked up but like.

[A]

The bars on that thing so hard.

[D]

Dude, that one was really fun. And also. But I remember the leading up to it. I'm like, what are we even doing? We had to go to Facebook Marketplace. Someone ran an hour down the road this way to grab a pool. Someone ran another 45 minutes down this way to grab a pool.

[A]

Three days to fill it up.

[D]

Three days to fill up. And I'm like. And another, you know, like, we're building the ramp. And I was like, dude, all this is like, this is one jump.

[B]

It was a crazy jump.

[C]

It was a lot of work for not a lot of content.

[A]

Yeah. And then it was quite a bit of content. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. But it was like, I guess legendary, iconic stayed in the books.

[B]

I think the best part is we had like the Jukish brothers out. They're professional, like, trick stand up jet ski riders. They're doing these crazy flips and all this. And Ryan was trying to do his flip.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Didn't land it, I don't think. And we'll get back to the drawing bars. Like, okay. How could somebody do a trick? This is the only way. This was the only way.

[A]

Big jump.

[B]

And honestly, I don't know. You can only watch one. You get to watch the Jukish brothers do some flips on their stand up jet skis on the lake. Or Micah, you hear this. They got two pools at the top of this jump. And then there's a. At a ramp after he clears out of one pool into the second. And he goes off this ramp into a 12 foot drop into a small pond.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which one are you going to? Which one are you gonna uncover? Wait, you're gonna watch Mike's. You're gonna watch number two.

[D]

Like, a little side note, we film the Jukish brothers, like, so well. Like, I follow them both on Instagram and they just are always throwing out. They're always flipping.

[A]

That's.

[D]

That's their practice. But a lot of them are there, you know, just an iPhone video zoomed in of them, like flipping. You can like almost kind of hardly tell what's going on. And we had these like, dank wide angle, like three cameras and two GoPros. Say, like, I'm not saying that's a best they'll ever be or were ever covered, but like, the footage of those guys flipping is so.

[B]

They're so good.

[A]

They are so.

[B]

The thing I've learned over the years though, it's like, you know, you can have all the best cameras and stuff. If you have someone doing something really cool, you don't really need that. Greater cameras. Yeah, you don't need to be as good of a filmer. You don't even need to be as good of an editor. So it's so easy to make a good video with those guys because they're so talented, you know, And I mean, we're around so many people like that.

[A]

I mean, makes a fun film with. For sure.

[B]

Yeah, it just makes. It makes it even easier.

[A]

I had to throw my own crash in here. It was just getting piled up by this hovercraft.

[B]

That show was funny.

[D]

Is what we call just a good laugh.

[A]

This one was a good laugh. Didn't lose my phone, by the way.

[D]

The way you just.

[B]

It runs you over.

[A]

I was so surprised when I come on the water. I'm like, what the, dude?

[B]

That was back when we filmed with the 360. It was.

[D]

The water was like 51 degrees.

[A]

It was winter, and I was wearing jeans and a hoodie and.

[D]

Yeah, that was good. I actually just checked on the hovercraft the other day in the barn, and it could not be sadder. Could not be more sad.

[A]

Well, it's been two years outside.

[D]

Yeah, it.

[A]

Dude, it got in the barn.

[D]

Rhyme on it.

[C]

I don't think that thing's run since.

[D]

Like, 2021 and L. Yeah. Luckily, it's just a snowmobile fan, cooled engine, so, like, it'll start.

[B]

The hovercraft is just a part of the weird vehicles that were made in the 80s. There were so many crazy weird vehicles in that time frame.

[D]

We're still discovering that we're discovering, and.

[B]

We'Re like, oh, they already made this. We don't even got to make. Make it. Why aren't these a thing? And we just. We go and find these things in, like, barns, and after you ride them, it kind of makes sense why they didn't stick around. You know, it's like, they don't always work. Like, I mean, between the wet bikes. Yeah, the hovercraft, three wheelers. What else? We got a lot of those. I know there's more. I know there's more.

[C]

They were a good start to an idea. They just needed a little more developed.

[B]

Why don't they do that more?

[D]

A lot of them were very.

[B]

Bring back the hovercrafts. Bring back the hovercrafts, man. It was always fun. What else was there that was really cool. This is funny.

[D]

This is not. Turn up, turn up.

[A]

Just break it.

[D]

Ken's first Tesla, dude, they said, crunch down. Crunch down. I'm getting in the Ken's frunk of his Tesla.

[A]

Crunch down.

[D]

I'm like, I can't.

[B]

Oh, my God. No way, no way, no way. Get it, get it, get it.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

How do I open it? Wait, wait.

[C]

Oh, it doesn't work.

[B]

What?

[C]

I can't get it to go.

[D]

It's actually jam.

[B]

Oh, dude, it wasn't opening. That could have been so bad. It wasn't fully closed, so it didn't want to release. But we couldn't close it anymore.

[D]

I had full pressure pushed. God damn, dude. I'm not claustrophobic really at all. There's a different definition of claustrophobic when you're actually being squished into it.

[B]

Yeah, you couldn't move.

[A]

You guys ever watch those Caveats videos where people go caving and then they get stuck? There's the one, the one where the guy got stuck head first. And they're like for 27 excruciating hours, he's head first down. Oh, yeah. I mean, bad, like crazy stuff. Then they were down there trying to pull him out, and then the cable snaps. Then the other guy was stuck down there. Crazy. I watched it and literally, like my claustrophobia took over and I was just watching a tick tock, dude.

[D]

But you got to wander that. Yeah. What are people doing when they, like, they have to. Oh, you can get through this cave, but you have to turn your shoulders this way as you dislocate your arms like this. Like what?

[C]

Going into caves just does not entice.

[D]

I love caves. Again, not. Not scared of the caves, but when you got to do that.

[A]

Not it. CJ's legendary Rocket Man.

[B]

Dude, I could have really gotten hurt here if it would have landed on me. If you think about it. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It was just. The whole thing is just bad. A bad wreck.

[D]

It's like, just like lack of, you know, if you were doing this in the mountains. Well, again, you can always get hurt.

[B]

But no snow.

[D]

Yeah, you. Your sled hit the ground, not the snow. You know, it busted through the 8 inches of snow that were down there. And then you landed up in, you know, about a foot. Foot drift.

[B]

I just remember thinking it was. We'd probably only been doing YouTube for like three months that time. I was like, we gotta, we gotta. We gotta send something here. Like, no one's gotten any air. And I'm probably the worst in the group and I had the least seat time and I. I was treating it like it was a dirt bike and it.

[A]

Yeah, I do remember.

[D]

That was actually what. It made it fun too. We, like, we all have our. Our ditch banging sleds and CJ doesn't ride with us very often and he's like, where are the jumps at? Yeah.

[B]

You guys made it sound like, yeah.

[D]

Because we were like, we're gonna go ditch bang. You can jump the ditches. And you're like, yeah, but where are the jumps at? And Jake's like, let's go to hogs back. And then none of us were doing anything either. And you're like, where are the jumps at? And then that happened.

[B]

I mean, I'm so lucky that didn't land on me there, but.

[A]

And then I think this. This last one here, I think is maybe the first ever Seaboys TV crash.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

That was such a boot. Oh, my God.

[C]

Not during the day.

[B]

And just hold. Holding my iPhone. Light.

[A]

My face is.

[D]

No, I. I can't.

[A]

Holy.

[D]

The horn starts going.

[B]

Bought that car for 150.

[A]

Mike, do you still have that hat?

[D]

No, I wish.

[B]

That's a.

[D]

That was a great hat.

[B]

That was back when you could buy cars for 150 bucks.

[A]

I remember that.

[B]

Didn't do that anymore. It's like a thousand now.

[C]

You all put, like, what, 20.

[A]

20 bucks.

[C]

20 bucks into it.

[A]

And Ben didn't have 20 bucks. He had to borrow from Jake and paid him back.

[D]

That was. Yeah, we pulled money together to do that. Yeah. To get it done.

[B]

How the did he not even have $20?

[A]

That boy. Dude.

[D]

Not to take away from it at all, but I. This kind of does go back to what we were talking about way before I remember, like, this is our literal third video ever. Basically just like a month into filming, and you were like, gosh, that was so lit. But I wish we wouldn't have done that in the pitch black. Like, your production insight was always a part of the channel from day one. And. And, like, you weren't upset. You were just like, what if we would have done that in the daylight? And it just. Yeah, that always. It would have been. Maybe it wouldn't have. I don't know.

[C]

The car, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Still legendary, but. Yeah, no, I mean, you got to be thinking about that if you're trying to. Trying to make good videos, you know, that goes back to the other half. It helps you do something crazy like that, but you got a filmer who misses the shot. Now it's like, now what?

[A]

Yeah, Nothing.

[B]

Got nothing.

[A]

Or you do it in the pitch black.

[D]

We actually.

[B]

Luckily, you could see the tail lights.

[A]

Yeah, just.

[D]

We still deal with that. Like, I mean, at least speaking personally, like, if I'm running the camera and, like, I miss something, it feels just as bad as any other time. You've worsened. Yeah, it's worse now. You're just like, ah, dude, I know. And then everyone's, like, upset, and you're just like, it's not gonna help I still didn't get it.

[B]

Imagine if Evan's crash on the ice, if he would have crashed like that.

[D]

And no one got it.

[B]

I wasn't looking through the camera, and I did a. I pulled one of the. You turn your head. Don't. Don't move the camera. You missed the whole thing. Ev would be pissed. He'd be pissed. Rightfully so.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You do carry a lot of weight being the camera guy.

[C]

There's so much stuff you can't do twice.

[B]

That's why I appreciate you doing a good job, Dalton. Yeah.

[D]

It even happened, actually. Evan did have a solid loop out the other day, and cod I were both filming him. Oh. And Cody missed it. And then. And then Evan, like, as he was looping out, almost crashed into me. So I missed it because I was, like, just trying to not also die. And then he's just like, dude, I can't believe. Two angles. That's gonna be so great. I'm not even mad.

[A]

I looped.

[D]

And then I'm like, oh, yeah. I didn't get it. Cody definitely did, though.

[A]

And then Cody's like, no.

[D]

Missed.

[B]

How'd he take it?

[D]

He was pissed.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Was it on his Barney bike?

[D]

Rightfully so, dude. No, it was on Ebike. Sometimes Cody's filming me. He's just like, dude, sorry about that. I. I messed up. I'm like, you didn't get it? He's like, no, I was just in slow mo. I'm like, oh, that's. That's workable.

[B]

Slow mo. Just.

[A]

Yeah, it's in time lapse.

[D]

Okay. We actually did deal with that issue a lot with Jake when he had his GoPro on, because GoPro released their time warp feature.

[A]

So it's like, put in that.

[D]

And he. It just be like, oh, let's sick. Let's grab Jake's clip. And then it just be like. And we're like, oh, yeah. This is pretty much unusable. This is just as good as not having it at all.

[C]

Can I talk about the newspaper this week?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Are we talking?

[C]

I mean, it's all over Facebook.

[D]

I love right now that I was wondering the same thing. Cj. I was like, dude, can we. And. And then I'm like, we can talk about it. Ken's not gonna bring it up. And then. You did.

[B]

Well, Ken, how was your reaction to finding out genuinely are running for mayor even though you didn't sign yourself up?

[C]

Genuinely surprised. But I shouldn't have been.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Considering we talked about it. What, two, three Weeks ago.

[D]

And I think the biggest thing was when we. We thought that only animals could sign up. We talked about it, and it was an animal.

[B]

Look at that.

[A]

The Fourth of July. Dude, who was an animal?

[D]

Line was that. Was that you were. Or Cody or someone said that. We said, I thought only animals could sign up. And then someone said in the group chat, ken is an animal.

[B]

As you guys know, we've explained the story many times before in the past. The mayor of Cormorant at one point, for a extended period of time, was a dog. Hence why we have that dog bark at the end. That was the mayor. He was famous. He was going on the Today show. All this stuff passed away, unfortunately, like, probably five years ago. Actually, longer. Probably like seven. And anyways, the town has grieved. They feel like it's now time to get a new mayor for Cormorant. There's a lot of dogs running for mayor. I don't know who slipped Ken's name into the ballot, but Ken is also running for mayor now, and he made it into the top four. So there's three dogs, and then there's Ken running for mayor of Cormorant. Ken, you could be the mayor, dude.

[C]

I. I think we can. We can potentially push enough votes through and.

[B]

Exactly. I think it's gonna happen. I mean, it's inevitable. It's inevitable. These dogs don't have a following.

[D]

They don't have a chance.

[B]

What the are the dogs even gonna do for the community around here? Just shit around, around. Like, they don't even pick up their own poop. Ken. Ken is gonna make a difference.

[A]

He's gonna put roundabouts in.

[C]

I gotta ask. Where did the Eggs Kennedy come from?

[B]

I'm not gonna lie.

[D]

I actually.

[B]

Justin took care of. Of getting you entered in as, and he wrote the. The bio.

[D]

He was the closest.

[B]

That's Justin humor. And mine would have been different. And Justin did a great job.

[D]

But CJ Said, you guys, should we make it a little more serious? Because, like, this is, you know, I mean, it's not like, fake.

[A]

Big deal.

[D]

It is real.

[C]

So I looked at the newspaper. I didn't actually read it. And then I took a snapshot of it and put it down. And then last night, some like, oh.

[A]

I'm running for mayor. Better just not read this.

[C]

So last night, like, some. Some locals, they walk up to me and they say, hi, Eggs Kennedy.

[D]

I was like, yeah, I've never heard that either. I clearly didn't read it all the way through either.

[C]

Then the male guy Told me when he dropped.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Really, really.

[D]

So you actually didn't read that text from.

[B]

What was your initial reaction?

[C]

No, no, I didn't. I was like, oh, that's cool.

[B]

Just a day in Ken's life. Dude, Ken lives.

[C]

I had so many other things going on at the time. I was like, I can't process this. I gotta.

[B]

Anyone else finding out that they are in the top four of running for mayor and they possibly will be, the town would be like, holy. But Ken has been through so much. So much. You got to keep in mind Ken was just living his life and then one day his buddies just started filming him and now he's just this world renowned superstar who can't go anywhere without getting pictures and is getting a prank pulled on him week after week for the past eight years. But, you know, so this is nothing for Ken. There's another day. But yeah, I think it's just gonna be. It's crazy.

[D]

I'm surprised that you responded in that way. Oh, that's cool. But you're not surprised.

[C]

No. There's gonna be one more thing with running for mayor.

[D]

Oh, you just wait.

[B]

Do you want to win?

[C]

Yeah, I wanna, I want that. I want to have mayor of Cormorant in my Instagram.

[B]

Ken Matthews for mayor.

[D]

And so legit. All right, Ryan's gonna read the the write up that is in the paper and also online for Ken Matthews, runner for mayor of Cormorant.

[A]

Ken Matthews is a local entrepreneur and a well known member of the Cormorant community. He is a 29 year old adult male human born and raised in Cormorant. His favorite nicknames are Ken, Ken, Ken and Eggs Kennedy. He is an integral member of the viral YouTube channel Seaboisetv. He is well known for his bubbly personality and being the voice of reason. In a recent video, he became a certified 12 o' clock wheelie boy. While on a controlled racetrack. Ken spends his free time cruising the lakes on his custom pontoon, the mom chaser. He also enjoys wine nights and long walks on the beach, as well as closing down the bar at our local establishments.

[D]

See, that part seemed like the one that, like the one part that I'm like, damn, I don't know if people are.

[C]

There's three lines.

[B]

Giving back to the community, bro. There's only so many restaurants. Months. He's making sure they stay afloat. Yeah, the winter months get slow. Yeah, they do.

[D]

And what are these dogs doing?

[B]

Yeah, these dogs don't have any money.

[A]

They aren't drinking. They're not giving back the community beers a night.

[B]

Exactly. Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Crazy. So if elected as mayor of Cormorant, his first policy changes will be installing Tesla charging stations placed on every corner of town, as well as updating the title of mayor to supreme Emperor and ruler.

[B]

That was a little. I don't know about that part.

[C]

But yeah, I don't know.

[D]

That's where it got really unserious to. But I hope anyone older reading the, like the Tesla Charger thing.

[B]

This guy is maniac. They're gonna be like, Ken is gonna spend millions of dollars like, he's the.

[D]

Only guy with a Tesla.

[B]

They're like, he's the only guy in here with a Tesla.

[D]

We just got our pickleball court. You know, Come on.

[B]

That's what should have said is he's planning on putting more pickleball courts. You would have gotten all the older votes.

[D]

Yeah, right.

[C]

Village in pickleball court.

[B]

And. And he's doing it out of his own pocket.

[D]

And Ken's over like, yeah. C.J. if you don't remember, I didn't. I didn't write that.

[B]

I know, I know. Yeah. I wish I could have maybe adjusted some of those, but it's still funny. It's still really fun.

[C]

Just enough I write this probably.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

My favorite part is ask not what your mayor can do for you. Ask what you can do for your mayor.

[B]

It's going to go back to like dictatorship, dude. Fucking European dictatorship in Cormorant. Kennes mayor.

[A]

And there's like check ins.

[B]

I can't believe that we got in with that biology. I can't believe either.

[D]

In a paper.

[B]

I cannot believe I. I'm surprised they.

[C]

Published that and they didn't edit it.

[D]

Same bro that come back with great revisions. Gavin sent the link to vote last night in the group chat and said, vote it up. Vote 100 times a day. You can. You can vote unlimited times.

[A]

Oh, per day. You know it's like based on your email, right?

[C]

No, no, it's literally just a link to a Google form with a checkbox.

[D]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

Verification.

[D]

I don't know if we should put that out there. Literally vote unlimited times.

[B]

I'm like, Ken's fans around the world are going to vote him against mayor.

[C]

I can potentially win by a landslide.

[B]

I think you already probably are winning.

[D]

By like, you could get literally a million votes.

[B]

Like, these dogs don't have any clout.

[C]

It's just.

[B]

They don't have any.

[C]

It's Just light election fraud.

[D]

Yeah. So I guess.

[A]

Sounds like America over here. Everybody can vote unlimited times.

[B]

Unlimited times, yeah.

[D]

So you don't even have to live here.

[B]

I don't know. I'm happy before you can. Good luck.

[A]

Well, thank.

[C]

Thank you for enrolling me in the candidacy for mayor. Do I have your vote?

[B]

You have my vote. But don't thank me. Thank Justin.

[C]

Well, thank you.

[B]

Thank Justin. Thank Justin. That will be something to look forward to. We'll keep you guys posted on Ken's run for mayor. I mean, big.

[D]

That's big.

[B]

It really is an insane accomplishment. You've done so much already in your life, Ken. But I think if you can do this, where do you go from here?

[C]

Political office, I guess.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

Okay. That would actually be insane. Ken kind of, like, gets addicted to politics.

[B]

My least favorite starts working his way up into president.

[D]

I'm running for state rep. We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, That's. No, that's lame. What happens if Ken wins? Does he.

[A]

At the end of the video, subscribe.

[B]

That's what you win.

[D]

No. Oh, yeah. I love that you get to be.

[A]

At the end of the.

[B]

The mayor of Cormorant. That's what will happen when Ken Wolf.

[C]

Woof.

[D]

Couldn't be the gosh dang. And then there's gonna be a lot.

[B]

Of responsibility that comes with this.

[D]

Me and Ben are talking about it, and Ben goes, dude, talk about a win. Win. He either wins and he's mayor of Cormorant or he loses to dogs. And I'll leave you with that.

[C]

I. I think the golden retriever is going to be a tough, tough candidate.

[D]

I agree.

[A]

Ken for mayor. We'll put the link in the description. We'll see you guys next week. Peace.